1 00:00:47,800 --> 00:00:50,030 - I hope we're not bothering you. - I'm just... 2 00:00:50,120 --> 00:00:53,157 - We won't take up much of your time. - I'm waiting for a call. 3 00:00:53,280 --> 00:00:56,670 We're all waiting, ma'am, for the good Lord to call in his flock. 4 00:00:56,760 --> 00:00:59,479 From the cable TV people. 5 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:02,313 I'm just moving in. God bless. 6 00:01:38,080 --> 00:01:41,595 Good afternoon. I hope... we're not bothering... 7 00:01:41,680 --> 00:01:43,875 - Yes? - You're... 8 00:01:44,040 --> 00:01:46,110 - Weren't you... - Didn't wejust... 9 00:01:46,200 --> 00:01:48,589 - Didn't you just what? - Speak to you. 10 00:01:48,680 --> 00:01:49,954 Excuse me? 11 00:01:50,040 --> 00:01:54,079 We just spoke to a woman who... could have been your twin. 12 00:01:54,160 --> 00:01:57,277 - What are you talking about? - Down the street, moving in. 13 00:01:57,360 --> 00:02:01,512 - Your spitting image. - You won't believe it when you see her. 14 00:02:04,040 --> 00:02:06,031 - Ma'am? - Go away! 15 00:02:06,160 --> 00:02:08,435 Get outta here! 16 00:04:16,640 --> 00:04:18,232 - Betty Templeton? - Yes? 17 00:04:18,360 --> 00:04:23,514 FBI. We'd like to ask about an incident, a possible religious hate crime in your area. 18 00:04:23,640 --> 00:04:26,677 | just moved in yesterday. I don't know about any incident. 19 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:31,157 We have two young men in the car who say you do know something. 20 00:04:31,240 --> 00:04:33,515 (Betty) Oh, my God. 21 00:04:33,600 --> 00:04:37,229 Those are the boys that were here yesterday. What happened? 22 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:40,033 They beat each other to within an inch of their lives 23 00:04:40,160 --> 00:04:43,470 after visiting the home of a woman living a few blocks over. 24 00:04:43,560 --> 00:04:44,436 What woman? 25 00:04:44,520 --> 00:04:49,514 A woman who, by both young men's accounts, fits your description. 26 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:52,719 She, uh... lives around here? 27 00:04:57,880 --> 00:05:00,440 Are you a practitioner of the occult? 28 00:05:00,520 --> 00:05:04,877 Wicca? Voodoo? Satanism? The black art of bodily bilocation? 29 00:05:04,960 --> 00:05:07,554 Me? No. 30 00:05:07,640 --> 00:05:11,633 You know what they say. Everyone has a twin out there somewhere. 31 00:05:13,720 --> 00:05:15,870 No, we don't know what they say. 32 00:05:16,040 --> 00:05:19,112 If someone fits my description, why not talk to her? 33 00:05:19,240 --> 00:05:22,312 We went over to the house, but it's empty. No one lives there. 34 00:05:22,400 --> 00:05:25,597 Frankly, we're not even sure she exists. 35 00:06:25,480 --> 00:06:26,959 (brakes squeal) 36 00:06:27,040 --> 00:06:28,951 (crash) 37 00:06:36,800 --> 00:06:40,076 This is an FBI fleet sedan from our Kansas City field office 38 00:06:40,160 --> 00:06:42,628 requisitioned by two seasoned agents there. 39 00:06:42,720 --> 00:06:45,712 Driven into a tree at 43 miles an hour by the female agent 40 00:06:45,840 --> 00:06:48,638 in a novel effort to kill her male counterpart. 41 00:06:50,320 --> 00:06:54,518 Now, you might think I'm gonna suggest psychokinesis - PK - 42 00:06:54,680 --> 00:06:59,800 someone or something controlling the agents with remote mind-bending power. 43 00:06:59,880 --> 00:07:02,235 But it's not? 44 00:07:02,320 --> 00:07:07,075 Both agents sustained critical injuries, their stories eerily similar, 45 00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:12,837 as if they'd temporarily lost control of their minds, unable to alter their behaviour. 46 00:07:13,760 --> 00:07:17,639 You may think that I'm gonna say it's past lives unresolved 47 00:07:17,760 --> 00:07:20,877 or fate stalking the agents like an animal. 48 00:07:23,040 --> 00:07:24,155 - But you're not? - No. 49 00:07:24,240 --> 00:07:26,196 These agents had worked together 50 00:07:26,280 --> 00:07:28,840 for seven years previously without any incident. 51 00:07:28,920 --> 00:07:29,955 Seven years? 52 00:07:30,040 --> 00:07:34,318 Yeah, but they are not romantically involved, if that's what you're thinking. 53 00:07:34,440 --> 00:07:36,874 Not even lwould be so far-fetched. 54 00:07:41,720 --> 00:07:44,792 You have any ideas, Scully? Any thoughts? 55 00:07:44,880 --> 00:07:48,395 What I'm thinking, Mulder, is how familiar this seems. 56 00:07:48,480 --> 00:07:53,349 Playing Watson to your Sherlock, you dangling clues out in front of me one by one. 57 00:07:53,440 --> 00:07:59,515 It's a game, and... and as usual you're holding something back from me. 58 00:07:59,600 --> 00:08:03,195 You're not telling me something about this case. 59 00:08:06,040 --> 00:08:09,794 OK, so these agents were investigating something. 60 00:08:09,920 --> 00:08:15,313 Something much like what they themselves were almost killed by. 61 00:08:16,480 --> 00:08:19,677 Something they came into contact with. 62 00:08:20,520 --> 00:08:22,317 A third party. 63 00:08:22,400 --> 00:08:25,039 Two third parties. 64 00:08:25,120 --> 00:08:27,475 Twins. 65 00:08:27,600 --> 00:08:29,397 Relatives. 66 00:08:30,600 --> 00:08:33,398 Doppelganger. 67 00:08:33,480 --> 00:08:38,349 A corporeal likeness that appears unbidden from the spirit world, 68 00:08:38,440 --> 00:08:41,238 the sight of which presages one's own death. 69 00:08:41,320 --> 00:08:47,589 Or... a double conjured into the world by a technique called bilocation 70 00:08:47,720 --> 00:08:54,796 which in psychological terms represents the person's secret desires and impulses 71 00:08:54,880 --> 00:09:00,000 committing acts that the real person cannot commit himself. 72 00:09:00,120 --> 00:09:02,156 Or herself. 73 00:09:03,560 --> 00:09:06,313 Mulder, the slide, please. 74 00:09:07,800 --> 00:09:08,994 Yes! 75 00:09:10,240 --> 00:09:14,631 Don't go thinkin' I'm gonna start doin' the autopsies. 76 00:09:49,960 --> 00:09:54,078 Excuse me. Hi. I applied for the sales job you posted. 77 00:09:54,160 --> 00:09:58,950 -Ah, yeah. I remember. How could I forget? - Excuse me? 78 00:09:59,040 --> 00:10:02,476 There's a problem with your application, as I recall, Miss... 79 00:10:02,560 --> 00:10:05,154 Pfeiffer. Are you sure? 80 00:10:05,240 --> 00:10:07,310 Lulu Pfeiffer. Yes. 81 00:10:07,400 --> 00:10:10,358 You reside at 15527 Morton Bay Street? 82 00:10:10,480 --> 00:10:13,392 - Not any longer. I've moved. - You moved? 83 00:10:13,480 --> 00:10:15,994 Yes, and I don't have my new address yet. 84 00:10:16,080 --> 00:10:18,719 Actually, that's what's sending up the red flag. 85 00:10:18,880 --> 00:10:22,350 You move a lot, and there's also your employment history. 86 00:10:22,440 --> 00:10:26,194 17 jobs in 17 states in the past three years. 87 00:10:26,320 --> 00:10:28,993 You have as manyjobs here as you have addresses. 88 00:10:29,080 --> 00:10:31,116 I had a restless streak. 89 00:10:31,200 --> 00:10:33,873 The copy business takes a motivated person. 90 00:10:33,960 --> 00:10:38,158 I'm an extremely versatile employee, as you can see by my resume. 91 00:10:38,280 --> 00:10:41,238 What I can tell is you've left a variety of jobs. 92 00:10:41,360 --> 00:10:44,716 Mongolian-barbecue chef, high-rise window washer, 93 00:10:44,800 --> 00:10:47,792 wild-animal trainer, palm reader. 94 00:10:47,880 --> 00:10:51,634 - Yes, but I am on a career path now. - (man) Hey, what's going on here? 95 00:10:51,720 --> 00:10:55,474 - All my copies are black. - My machine's goin' crazy. 96 00:10:55,560 --> 00:10:57,516 Who's running this place? 97 00:10:57,600 --> 00:11:02,720 I can start you immediately. There's a clean uniform in the employee washroom. 98 00:11:22,800 --> 00:11:27,237 That's quite a string of positions you've had, Miss... Templeton. 99 00:11:28,440 --> 00:11:31,034 17 jobs in the last three years. 100 00:11:31,120 --> 00:11:34,271 lwould have listed more but there wasn't any room left. 101 00:11:34,400 --> 00:11:36,436 17's plenty, believe me. 102 00:11:36,520 --> 00:11:40,115 My former employers will only give the highest references. 103 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:44,159 It's not your references. It's the jobs themselves. 104 00:11:44,240 --> 00:11:50,759 Mongolian-barbecue chef, high-rise window washer... wild-animal trainer? 105 00:11:50,840 --> 00:11:52,956 I'm a highly versatile employee. 106 00:11:54,960 --> 00:11:58,475 What guarantee do l have that you won'tjust up and quit tomorrow? 107 00:11:58,600 --> 00:12:03,469 You have my personal word on it. I'm here in Kansas City to stay. 108 00:12:26,440 --> 00:12:27,919 (knock on door) 109 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:31,037 - Who is it? - (Mulder) Mr Zupanic, it's the FBI. 110 00:12:31,800 --> 00:12:35,759 - Excuse me? - It's the FBI, Mr Zupanic. Open up. 111 00:12:35,840 --> 00:12:38,400 Give me a minute. 112 00:12:42,400 --> 00:12:44,755 - Bert Zupanic? - Yeah? 113 00:12:44,840 --> 00:12:49,834 We're hoping you can help us find a woman we think you're familiar with. 114 00:12:49,920 --> 00:12:53,754 - Betty Templeton. - I don't know no Betty Templeton. 115 00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:58,311 Maybe you should take another look at that photograph, Mr Zupanic. 116 00:12:58,400 --> 00:13:00,675 Five foot three, red hair. 117 00:13:01,880 --> 00:13:04,519 Maybe I can jog your memory. 118 00:13:09,880 --> 00:13:13,555 Are you still pleading ignorance, Mr Zupanic? 119 00:13:13,640 --> 00:13:16,359 Is that not you in last year's Fourth of July parade? 120 00:13:16,520 --> 00:13:17,555 Yeah. 121 00:13:17,680 --> 00:13:20,558 - And who's that sitting next to you? - Her. 122 00:13:20,680 --> 00:13:23,592 Try Betty Templeton. 123 00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:27,349 We can't find her. She seems to have left town in a hurry. 124 00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:29,635 - She did? - Mm-hm. 125 00:13:30,400 --> 00:13:34,552 Didn't she used to live on Morton Bay in a pink house? 126 00:13:36,120 --> 00:13:38,395 AldenNood. Blue house. 127 00:13:38,480 --> 00:13:40,391 On AldenNood? 128 00:13:40,480 --> 00:13:43,153 Mr Zupanic, do you have any reason to be lying to us? 129 00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:45,276 No, sir. I mean ma'am. 130 00:13:45,360 --> 00:13:49,512 Thank you, Mr Zupanic. I have no doubt we'll be in touch with you. 131 00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:54,439 Know what I'm thinking? 132 00:13:54,560 --> 00:13:57,916 That he not only knows Betty Templeton and where we can find her 133 00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:00,230 but that he is hip to whatever she's into, 134 00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:03,233 and that I should look at that house on Morton Bay Street 135 00:14:03,360 --> 00:14:05,794 while you find out from Mr Zupanic 136 00:14:05,880 --> 00:14:08,838 what it is he's clearly hiding about Betty Templeton. 137 00:14:08,920 --> 00:14:14,278 I'm thinkin' that Bert Zupanic really truly doesn't know Betty Templeton. 138 00:14:16,880 --> 00:14:20,759 Well, I guess that's why they put the "I" in the FBI. 139 00:15:20,760 --> 00:15:22,273 Give me a double, Freddy. 140 00:15:22,400 --> 00:15:25,631 Thought you were in training, Bert, my man. 141 00:15:25,760 --> 00:15:28,149 Would you just pour? 142 00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:46,749 Nice outfit. 143 00:15:48,320 --> 00:15:50,834 Freddy, Fire in the Hole. 144 00:15:50,920 --> 00:15:54,037 Seven and Seven for the lady, and make it stiff. 145 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:56,877 Oh, my God! 146 00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:59,798 - How did you do that? - Do what? 147 00:15:59,880 --> 00:16:02,713 How did you know my drink? 148 00:16:06,480 --> 00:16:09,756 I feel like you're lookin' right through me. 149 00:16:09,880 --> 00:16:12,872 Like you're readin' my soul like a book. 150 00:16:15,320 --> 00:16:20,155 Maybe you've had enough of that. You are in trouble, aren't you? 151 00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:22,629 I don't know. 152 00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:25,075 I could be. 153 00:16:25,160 --> 00:16:29,836 - What kind of trouble are you lookin' for? - You don't want to go home tonight, OK? 154 00:16:29,920 --> 00:16:33,037 Itjust so happens I don't got a home to go to. 155 00:16:34,520 --> 00:16:36,511 Anyway... 156 00:16:37,680 --> 00:16:39,477 I'm Betty Templeton. 157 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:44,195 AldenNood Avenue. 158 00:16:44,280 --> 00:16:46,396 My God. 159 00:16:47,080 --> 00:16:49,196 I'm shakin'. 160 00:16:51,320 --> 00:16:53,436 Betty Templeton. 161 00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:57,514 That's perfect. 162 00:16:57,600 --> 00:17:00,637 (whispers) 163 00:17:46,640 --> 00:17:48,676 (Mulder) Hey, Scully! 164 00:17:55,480 --> 00:17:59,837 I want you to meet a buddy of mine. This is Mr Argyle Sapersteen. 165 00:18:00,360 --> 00:18:02,590 - Stein. - Saperstein. Excuse me. 166 00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:03,954 Ma ’anish ta na. 167 00:18:04,040 --> 00:18:08,318 - This is my partner, Dana Scully. - A pleasure and an honour. 168 00:18:08,440 --> 00:18:13,070 So I take it from your posture, Mulder, you've solved this case. 169 00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:18,314 I have narrowed down the search for our perpetrator with the help of Mr Saperstein. 170 00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:21,437 - Narrowed it down to where? - Right down there. 171 00:18:23,680 --> 00:18:28,356 Our mystery woman is indeed involved with Zupanic, the man we spoke to at his hotel, 172 00:18:28,480 --> 00:18:32,871 who will be fighting here two days hence, with the woman undoubtedly in attendance. 173 00:18:32,960 --> 00:18:37,590 If it's the lady I'm thinkin', she's not much to look at, but he says she brings him luck. 174 00:18:37,720 --> 00:18:41,429 - Bert Zupanic is a boxer? - A wrestler. Semipro. 175 00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:46,310 So we wait around Kansas City for a couple of days until we can talk to this woman? 176 00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:50,552 Well, there's lots to do here, and the barbecue's second to none, right? 177 00:18:50,960 --> 00:18:53,952 Plus Mr Saperstein's gonna show me some smackdown moves 178 00:18:54,040 --> 00:18:57,032 so I can quit gettin' my ass kicked so often, right? 179 00:18:57,160 --> 00:19:01,870 And there's an art exhibit that traces the influence of Soviet art 180 00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:05,151 on the American pop culture, right? 181 00:19:05,240 --> 00:19:08,471 Unless, of course, you've already found Betty Templeton. 182 00:19:08,560 --> 00:19:13,839 Finding Betty Templeton won't solve this case, and not unless we find Lqu Pfeiffer. 183 00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:16,195 - Who's Lulu Pfeiffer? - Our doppelganger. 184 00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:20,512 Who lived, until yesterday, in a pink house on Morton Bay Street, 185 00:19:20,680 --> 00:19:23,194 but she's not a manifestation, she's real. 186 00:19:23,280 --> 00:19:26,158 So is the path of destruction she's left in her wake. 187 00:19:26,240 --> 00:19:29,118 Though there seems to be no connection between them, 188 00:19:29,200 --> 00:19:35,036 Betty Templeton and Lqu Pfeiffer have travelled city to city across 17 US states, 189 00:19:35,120 --> 00:19:38,829 one alternately trailing the other for the past 12 years, 190 00:19:38,920 --> 00:19:42,515 and wherever they have been, mayhem has followed. 191 00:19:42,600 --> 00:19:43,669 Damn. 192 00:19:43,760 --> 00:19:46,832 It's not just car accidents and fist fights, Mulder. 193 00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:50,674 It's house fires and explosions, and even riots. 194 00:19:50,760 --> 00:19:53,957 The lady knows her stuff. 195 00:19:55,440 --> 00:19:57,271 Shalom aleichem. 196 00:19:57,360 --> 00:19:58,839 Yeah. Your mama. 197 00:20:10,080 --> 00:20:12,116 (phone rings) 198 00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:18,235 - Hello? - Where's my money? 199 00:20:18,360 --> 00:20:22,399 - I got it and I'm bringin' it. - Yeah, that's what I heard last night. 200 00:20:22,480 --> 00:20:24,789 - Now you got the feds on your ass. - What? 201 00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:28,316 Your good-luck charm don 't sound so lucky no more, boychik. 202 00:20:28,440 --> 00:20:33,070 - Maybe I should cancel the fight. - I'm bringin' the money, OK? I'm bringin' it. 203 00:20:33,160 --> 00:20:37,312 I'm havin' lunch at Froggy's. No money, no fight, Titanic. 204 00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:43,912 - In trouble or something? - I'm just... 205 00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:48,951 - I gotta be somewhere, OK? - Why? What time is it? 206 00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:51,878 Oh, God! I'm gonna be late for work. 207 00:20:55,960 --> 00:20:58,599 You were incredible. 208 00:20:58,680 --> 00:21:02,832 Why do I find myself so wildly attracted to you, Bert Zupanic? 209 00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:08,838 You just can't help yourself, baby. 210 00:21:15,840 --> 00:21:17,956 (knock on door) 211 00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:26,995 Where were you last night? 212 00:21:28,280 --> 00:21:30,874 - Where was I? - Yeah. 213 00:21:30,960 --> 00:21:33,520 - Well... - You said meet me for a drink. 214 00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:37,388 - That's what you said. - I was there and I was waiting on you. 215 00:21:37,520 --> 00:21:40,239 - Are you two-timing me, Bert? - How can you say that? 216 00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:42,630 You're my good-luck charm. 217 00:21:42,720 --> 00:21:44,472 Who is she? 218 00:21:44,560 --> 00:21:47,632 - Who is she? - You do not wanna get in the ring with me! 219 00:21:47,720 --> 00:21:51,429 Honey, listen. Come on, baby. There's nobody under there. 220 00:21:51,520 --> 00:21:54,239 You're acting crazy, sweetie. 221 00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:57,792 Hey, I know this hairpin. 222 00:21:59,560 --> 00:22:00,390 Oh. 223 00:22:00,480 --> 00:22:02,869 I can explain that. 224 00:22:04,320 --> 00:22:08,313 You lovable lug, Bert Zupanic. 225 00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:10,994 I'm sorry, baby. This is mine. 226 00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:14,356 - Of course it is. - I just get so jealous. 227 00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:16,590 Forgive me? 228 00:22:16,720 --> 00:22:19,996 I forgive you. I'm in training. You gotta work. You're late. 229 00:22:20,080 --> 00:22:23,117 - I'm just so wildly attracted to you. - Hey, listen. 230 00:22:23,240 --> 00:22:26,277 - Looks and charm, what's not to love? - There's a lot to love. 231 00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:27,879 - I know. - But... 232 00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:30,428 - No. You have to go. - Will you call me at least? 233 00:22:30,560 --> 00:22:33,438 You bet. I'm on the phone now, OK? 234 00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:35,988 (shouting upstairs) 235 00:22:40,920 --> 00:22:43,036 Bert, did I hear voices? 236 00:22:43,120 --> 00:22:46,351 - Voices? I didn't hear any voices. - (shouting) 237 00:22:46,440 --> 00:22:47,873 (gunfire) 238 00:22:51,280 --> 00:22:52,429 Oh! 239 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:06,150 Where's the Titanic? 240 00:23:06,280 --> 00:23:09,955 - What? - Your boyfriend, the wrestler. 241 00:23:10,080 --> 00:23:14,278 Wow, talk about moves. I can't believe it. We barelyjust met. 242 00:23:14,360 --> 00:23:18,672 - He's supposed to meet me here. - He's coming here? 243 00:23:18,760 --> 00:23:21,433 He'd better be, if he wants that fight Saturday. 244 00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:25,672 I better go freshen up a little. I was just coming in for lunch. 245 00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:35,235 Zupanic, hey. 246 00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:43,999 Thought you were a no-show. Talking to your girlfriend. 247 00:23:44,080 --> 00:23:45,718 My girlfriend? 248 00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:47,671 (rumbling) 249 00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:49,830 Holy sugar. 250 00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:05,191 - Now, how did she do that? - Do what? 251 00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:09,313 ljust saw her. I swear. I just saw her go to the can. 252 00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:12,679 She just went to the can? 253 00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:15,354 Ten seconds ago. 254 00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:24,675 - What are you doing here? - I have a business meeting. 255 00:24:24,760 --> 00:24:29,197 - Why don't I meet you outside in the park? - I was just gonna get some lunch. 256 00:24:29,360 --> 00:24:32,557 - Perfect. We'll have a picnic. - A picnic? We never do that. 257 00:24:32,640 --> 00:24:34,710 Oh, yeah. 258 00:24:42,040 --> 00:24:43,314 Now... 259 00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:45,072 Ben? 260 00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:55,754 I have a little business to attend to, sweetie. 261 00:24:55,880 --> 00:25:00,078 - You got more than that to attend to. - Hey, Bert, | only got an hour... 262 00:26:06,160 --> 00:26:08,230 Mr Zupanic? 263 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:13,070 What happened? 264 00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:16,395 There was an incident. 265 00:26:16,480 --> 00:26:20,155 You were struck by flying glass. 266 00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:24,158 Did you lose something? 267 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:28,878 Yeah. My good luck. 268 00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:32,993 Would that be Betty or Lulu, Mr Zupanic? 269 00:26:33,880 --> 00:26:38,749 Cos they're the ones who caused this and they'll do it again if we can't find them. 270 00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:41,559 (Scully) Where are they, Mr Zupanic? 271 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:53,355 Excuse me. 272 00:26:53,480 --> 00:26:55,914 - FBI. - Can I help you? 273 00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:59,788 Yes, I'm looking for... that girl. 274 00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:02,997 Betty. 275 00:27:03,080 --> 00:27:05,913 This man's from the FBI. 276 00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:13,197 - Betty Templeton? - I'm just getting off work. 277 00:27:13,360 --> 00:27:17,911 - Could we maybe talk some other time? - I think we both know why I'm here. 278 00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:20,395 - It's her fault! - Lulu Pfeiffer. 279 00:27:20,480 --> 00:27:22,994 She follows me around trying to ruin my life. 280 00:27:23,120 --> 00:27:27,477 I'm not gonna let her ruin it this time. It's either me or her. 281 00:27:27,560 --> 00:27:29,710 I don't wanna leave Kansas. 282 00:27:47,120 --> 00:27:50,590 - Scully. - I found her at Koko's Copy Center. 283 00:27:50,720 --> 00:27:52,756 - Betty Templeton? - Yeah. 284 00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:55,997 She says that Lqu Pfeiffer’s trying to ruin her life. 285 00:27:56,080 --> 00:28:00,596 - She follows her wherever she goes. - Lqu Pfeiffer works at Koko's too. 286 00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:04,878 That's what Lulu says about Betty, except she says this is the end of the line. 287 00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:08,839 - That she's not leaving Kansas. - That's exactly what Betty said. 288 00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:11,434 - What's going on here? - I don't know, Scully. 289 00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:13,397 You run this show. You tell me. 290 00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:16,438 I think that this is more than just physical proximity. 291 00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:19,677 I think that these women have some kind of a psychic connection. 292 00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:22,712 No... (static hiss), Sherlock. 293 00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:26,629 Hey, Scully, where's Lulu? 294 00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:30,269 She just took off, Mulder. She left work and she drove away. 295 00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:32,994 She isn't driving a little blue convertible? 296 00:28:33,120 --> 00:28:35,759 That's exactly what she's driving. 297 00:28:39,920 --> 00:28:41,478 Oh, crap. 298 00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:43,354 - Can I help you? - Yes. I'm looking for someone. 299 00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:47,149 He was here speaking to an employee and I can't seem to reach him. 300 00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:49,037 - Tall guy, dark hair? - Yeah. 301 00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:52,032 - He left. - And you don't know where he went? 302 00:29:52,120 --> 00:29:53,758 - Couldn't say. - OK. 303 00:29:53,840 --> 00:29:58,231 However, I can tell you we have a two-for-one copy discount in effect. 304 00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:04,635 How about Internet access? 305 00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:07,234 Right this way. 306 00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:13,952 - Is he in there? - Sleepin'. 307 00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:16,355 - Can you wake him up for me? - Sure? 308 00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:19,989 - It's important. - (man) Will you two shut up or go away?! 309 00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:22,310 Mr Damphouse? 310 00:30:23,200 --> 00:30:27,193 The sound of your voice is like a jackhammer on my eardrums! 311 00:30:32,320 --> 00:30:35,630 Mr Damphouse, I'm Special Agent Dana Scully with the FBI. 312 00:30:35,720 --> 00:30:38,109 What's so special about you?! 313 00:30:39,160 --> 00:30:41,230 It's an FBI title, sir. 314 00:30:41,400 --> 00:30:44,597 I know it is. I'm not stupid! 315 00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:51,509 If you'll let me explain why I'm here, 316 00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:53,795 we might be able to get you to bed a little bit sooner. 317 00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:54,909 Ah! 318 00:30:55,040 --> 00:30:57,554 What a relief! 319 00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:03,599 Through matching-up of documents I have been able to compile on the Internet, 320 00:31:03,680 --> 00:31:06,990 and by comparing time and space and circumstance 321 00:31:07,120 --> 00:31:08,951 and applying the law of averages... 322 00:31:09,040 --> 00:31:11,713 They could electrocute me quicker! 323 00:31:13,280 --> 00:31:16,989 I believe that you may be the father of two daughters. 324 00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:29,791 I'm no father! 325 00:31:29,880 --> 00:31:34,635 Using documents filed by a sperm bank in Sparta, Illinois, 326 00:31:34,720 --> 00:31:38,554 and by the mothers who may have been impregnated by your donation... 327 00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:40,710 I Yankee Doodled into a plastic cup! 328 00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:44,679 Be that as it may, sir, it is very likely that you are the biological father 329 00:31:44,840 --> 00:31:48,469 and it is very important, for their safety and the safety of others, 330 00:31:48,560 --> 00:31:53,554 that we get as much information about your parents and anything about your family tree 331 00:31:53,680 --> 00:31:56,956 that may explain the reactions caused by these two girls. 332 00:31:57,040 --> 00:32:00,271 A big, ugly dog lifted its leg on my family tree. 333 00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:04,475 - (inmate) Make room for Daddy! - Shut up, you fat ox! 334 00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:24,870 Hello. 335 00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:27,030 You aren't answering your phone? 336 00:32:27,120 --> 00:32:29,793 I'm just screening my calls. 337 00:32:29,880 --> 00:32:33,475 You sleep with me once and now you're avoiding me? 338 00:32:34,560 --> 00:32:37,870 I got big trouble, baby. 339 00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:41,356 I gotjust one shot left at the big time. Just one. 340 00:32:41,480 --> 00:32:45,029 But you got your match tonight. Your name's up on the marquee! 341 00:32:45,120 --> 00:32:47,236 I've lost my financin'. 342 00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:53,237 - You're my good luck, baby. - I am? 343 00:32:53,320 --> 00:32:56,835 It was my good luck to meet you and if you could just... 344 00:32:57,960 --> 00:33:00,758 if you could help the Titanic find a way... 345 00:33:01,440 --> 00:33:04,955 - Find a way? - They say I'm old. I'm washed up. 346 00:33:05,040 --> 00:33:07,315 All I want's a shot. 347 00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:11,518 If I don't get the money I'm gonna lose my chance. 348 00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:14,470 Maybe I can. 349 00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:36,070 (knock on door) 350 00:33:45,480 --> 00:33:47,835 You're not answering your phone? 351 00:33:47,960 --> 00:33:49,188 Lulu? 352 00:33:49,280 --> 00:33:52,113 Someone else you were expecting? 353 00:33:52,200 --> 00:33:53,394 Well? 354 00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:57,439 Baby, I got trouble. I got big trouble. 355 00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:23,396 (phone rings) 356 00:35:23,960 --> 00:35:24,710 Mulder? 357 00:35:24,840 --> 00:35:26,717 - Yeah. - Where have you been? 358 00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:30,713 Seeing a side of Kansas City few men have the privilege to see. 359 00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:33,712 - What happened to you? - I got sucked into a storm drain. 360 00:35:33,880 --> 00:35:38,078 A more pressing question is what happened to Betty Templeton and Lqu Pfeiffer? 361 00:35:38,240 --> 00:35:42,153 I don't know, but I have been able to locate the nature of their connection. 362 00:35:42,240 --> 00:35:46,597 Both women are non-fraternal siblings from the same father. 363 00:35:46,720 --> 00:35:50,998 - You've located him? - Yeah. He's here in the state pen. 364 00:35:51,080 --> 00:35:53,548 When is all this yammering gonna stop? 365 00:35:53,640 --> 00:35:57,076 And he's given you insight? 366 00:35:57,200 --> 00:35:59,475 The biggest thing I can figure out right now 367 00:35:59,560 --> 00:36:02,916 is he's probably the angriest man in the world. 368 00:36:03,080 --> 00:36:04,911 Not as angry as the women are gonna be 369 00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:08,310 when they both realise they're in love with Bert Zupanic. 370 00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:13,269 - They're both after him? - That's why they're staying in Kansas City. 371 00:36:13,400 --> 00:36:16,631 If they're the reason it doesn't explain what's happening, 372 00:36:16,720 --> 00:36:19,871 what's causing the phenomenon or how we're gonna make it stop. 373 00:36:19,960 --> 00:36:22,838 You're the one who’s supposed to have all the answers. 374 00:36:22,920 --> 00:36:26,117 Somebody's gotta get to that fight and keep those women apart 375 00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:29,590 or else this time the... (static hiss) is going to hit the fans. 376 00:36:29,720 --> 00:36:31,756 (inmate) Well, hi. 377 00:36:36,760 --> 00:36:39,228 Mr Zupanic? 378 00:37:02,360 --> 00:37:04,476 You said you'd have my money. 379 00:37:04,560 --> 00:37:06,551 I'll have it. I swear I will. 380 00:37:06,640 --> 00:37:11,760 I'll call off the damn fight, Titanic. I'll have these people cursing your damn name. 381 00:37:11,840 --> 00:37:14,195 I'm telling you it'll be here. 382 00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:16,436 Don't worry. I promise. 383 00:37:16,520 --> 00:37:19,159 Bert! 384 00:37:20,840 --> 00:37:22,512 Bert. 385 00:37:22,640 --> 00:37:24,790 I got it. 386 00:37:31,880 --> 00:37:34,678 How 'bout ya, buddy? 387 00:37:35,840 --> 00:37:38,593 Let's get ready to rumble. 388 00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:45,072 Oh, baby. I knew you wouldn't let me down. 389 00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:47,998 It's you and me. All the way. 390 00:37:52,360 --> 00:37:54,555 (bell) 391 00:37:54,680 --> 00:37:57,558 (booing) 392 00:38:08,080 --> 00:38:12,756 (Saperstein) Ladies and gentlemen, get out your seats and on your feets 393 00:38:12,880 --> 00:38:16,190 for our own hometown boy gone bad... 394 00:38:17,720 --> 00:38:25,149 Bert "the Titanic" Zupanic! 395 00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:28,552 Titanic! 396 00:38:29,880 --> 00:38:32,553 - Oh, yeah! - (man) Let's take 'em, baby! 397 00:38:33,120 --> 00:38:35,076 Let's take 'em, baby! 398 00:38:35,160 --> 00:38:36,559 Whoo! 399 00:38:48,320 --> 00:38:49,036 Whoo! 400 00:38:49,080 --> 00:38:50,911 (bell) 401 00:38:56,760 --> 00:38:58,273 Come on! 402 00:39:12,360 --> 00:39:14,430 (man) Titanic! 403 00:39:38,760 --> 00:39:41,069 Betty Templeton. 404 00:39:41,160 --> 00:39:44,118 My name is Fox Mulder. I'm with the FBI. Can you come with me? 405 00:39:44,240 --> 00:39:46,993 I'm watching the fight. 406 00:39:47,560 --> 00:39:50,632 Don't make me have to remove you, ma'am. 407 00:39:52,320 --> 00:39:54,390 I can't believe this. 408 00:39:55,720 --> 00:39:59,315 - What are you doing here? - What are you doing here? 409 00:39:59,400 --> 00:40:02,676 - I'm Bert's good luck. - He's mine. 410 00:40:03,320 --> 00:40:05,993 Over my dead body! 411 00:40:09,680 --> 00:40:12,990 Stop it! Stop it! You're goin' down, lady! 412 00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:18,632 I'm gonna kick your butt from here to Tuesday! Stick a fork in you, you're done! 413 00:40:18,720 --> 00:40:20,517 Hi, baby. 414 00:40:21,160 --> 00:40:24,675 - Betty. - Bert, keep it up! I love you, baby! 415 00:40:24,760 --> 00:40:27,832 - Bert. I got the money. - Lulu? 416 00:40:27,920 --> 00:40:30,354 Kick his butt, Bert. 417 00:40:37,680 --> 00:40:39,352 (Bert) Lulu. 418 00:40:39,440 --> 00:40:42,034 No!Befl! 419 00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:16,879 Oh, my. 420 00:41:19,880 --> 00:41:21,996 Oh, my God. 421 00:41:31,120 --> 00:41:33,111 What? 422 00:41:36,920 --> 00:41:38,273 Why... 423 00:42:14,960 --> 00:42:18,919 (Scully) 50 million anonymous donations have been made to sperm banks in the US. 424 00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:21,833 Most have produced healthy offspring for single mothers 425 00:42:21,920 --> 00:42:23,717 or fertility-challenged couples 426 00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:26,553 while some of them have not. 427 00:42:26,640 --> 00:42:30,394 Bert Zupanic and his non-fraternal biological sibling, 428 00:42:30,480 --> 00:42:33,950 both small-time bank robbers, part-time pro wrestlers, 429 00:42:34,040 --> 00:42:38,079 both with too many idiosyncratic behaviourisms to list, 430 00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:42,796 stood a 27-million-to-one chance of ever meeting, but they did. 431 00:42:44,360 --> 00:42:46,874 (Saperstein) Damn, those are some odds. 432 00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:51,073 Betty Templeton and Lqu Pfeiffer, with different mothers but the same father - 433 00:42:51,160 --> 00:42:54,391 an angry drifter now doing time for counterfeiting - 434 00:42:54,480 --> 00:42:56,311 chanced to meet 12 years ago, 435 00:42:56,440 --> 00:43:00,479 but couldn't seem to avoid each other's compulsively identical mannerisms, 436 00:43:00,640 --> 00:43:05,191 mannerisms attributable to their perpetually angry father. 437 00:43:06,320 --> 00:43:09,118 Mm. What does it all mean? 438 00:43:09,200 --> 00:43:11,919 (Scully) I've been thinking hard about that. 439 00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:15,117 I would like to say it has to do with balance in the universe, 440 00:43:15,200 --> 00:43:18,749 the attraction of opposites and the repulsion of equivalents, 441 00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:22,594 or that, over time, nature produces only so many originals, 442 00:43:22,680 --> 00:43:27,595 that when two original copies meet that the result is often unpredictable. 443 00:43:27,680 --> 00:43:31,070 If four should meet, the result is... 444 00:43:31,160 --> 00:43:37,269 Well, suffice to say it's betterjust to avoid these encounters altogether 445 00:43:37,360 --> 00:43:40,079 and at all costs. 446 00:43:40,880 --> 00:43:43,633 I think Agent Mulder would agree with me. 447 00:43:44,280 --> 00:43:45,918 Mm-hm. 448 00:43:47,040 --> 00:43:48,598 Mm. 449 00:44:11,960 --> 00:44:15,748 Visiontext Subtitles: Abigail Smith 450 00:44:31,200 --> 00:44:32,918 (child) I made this!