1 00:00:03,104 --> 00:00:05,639 >> [SIGHS] 2 00:00:05,639 --> 00:00:06,640 TELL ME WHAT YOU DON'T LIKE 3 00:00:06,640 --> 00:00:09,477 ABOUT YOURSELF, MRS. KRINGLE. 4 00:00:09,477 --> 00:00:11,779 >> THESE LAST 15 POUNDS. 5 00:00:11,779 --> 00:00:13,414 I'VE JUST HAD NO LUCK GETTING 6 00:00:13,414 --> 00:00:14,315 RID OF THEM. 7 00:00:14,315 --> 00:00:15,583 >> THE FIRST 75 DIDN'T EXACTLY 8 00:00:15,583 --> 00:00:18,252 FALL OFF, EITHER. 9 00:00:18,252 --> 00:00:20,121 >> IT'S A PROVEN FACT THAT MEN 10 00:00:20,121 --> 00:00:21,289 AND WOMEN LOSE FAT AT DIFFERENT 11 00:00:21,289 --> 00:00:23,257 RATES. WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO 12 00:00:23,257 --> 00:00:24,258 COMPARE? 13 00:00:24,258 --> 00:00:25,626 >> YOU WERE THE ONE SNEAKING ALL 14 00:00:25,626 --> 00:00:27,228 THE EXTRA ZONE BARS, MAMA. 15 00:00:27,228 --> 00:00:30,131 THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING. 16 00:00:30,131 --> 00:00:31,665 >> WESLEY AND I USED TO BOTH BE 17 00:00:31,665 --> 00:00:34,102 A LOT HEAVIER, BUT WE WENT ON A 18 00:00:34,102 --> 00:00:35,436 LIQUID DIET LAST SPRING, AND 19 00:00:35,436 --> 00:00:39,207 TOGETHER LOST ALMOST 200 POUNDS. 20 00:00:39,207 --> 00:00:40,141 >> THAT'S IMPRESSIVE. 21 00:00:40,141 --> 00:00:41,142 CONGRATULATIONS. 22 00:00:41,142 --> 00:00:42,476 >> BUT NOW THE HOLIDAYS ARE HERE 23 00:00:42,476 --> 00:00:44,178 AND I'VE JUST GOTTA LOSE THESE 24 00:00:44,178 --> 00:00:45,313 LAST FEW INCHES BEFORE 25 00:00:45,313 --> 00:00:47,815 CHRISTMAS. CAN LIPO HELP? 26 00:00:47,815 --> 00:00:49,350 >> USUALLY WE GET REQUESTS LIKE 27 00:00:49,350 --> 00:00:50,751 YOURS AFTER NEW YEAR'S, WHEN 28 00:00:50,751 --> 00:00:51,585 EVERYONE MAKES THEIR 29 00:00:51,585 --> 00:00:52,586 RESOLUTIONS. 30 00:00:52,586 --> 00:00:53,621 >> OH, WE MADE A RESOLUTION 31 00:00:53,621 --> 00:00:55,689 A YEAR AGO TO BE AT 10% BODY FAT 32 00:00:55,689 --> 00:00:58,692 BY NOW. IT WAS A CAREER CHOICE. 33 00:00:58,692 --> 00:01:00,461 JOY AND I, WE'RE THE FEATURE 34 00:01:00,461 --> 00:01:01,862 ATTRACTION OVER AT THE DOLPHIN 35 00:01:01,862 --> 00:01:03,664 MALL DURING THE HOLIDAYS. 36 00:01:03,664 --> 00:01:07,301 WE WORK AS SANTA AND MRS. CLAUS. 37 00:01:07,301 --> 00:01:08,302 [CHUCKLES] 38 00:01:08,302 --> 00:01:09,403 >> WITH A NAME LIKE KRINGLE, 39 00:01:09,403 --> 00:01:10,438 WHAT ARE THE ODDS? 40 00:01:10,438 --> 00:01:11,872 >> OH, IT'S NOT A COINCIDENCE, 41 00:01:11,872 --> 00:01:15,176 DOCTOR. 42 00:01:15,176 --> 00:01:16,244 >> THANK YOU. 43 00:01:16,244 --> 00:01:17,845 >> WE USED TO BE THE MAYFIELDS, 44 00:01:17,845 --> 00:01:19,347 BUT WE HAD OUR NAME LEGALLY 45 00:01:19,347 --> 00:01:21,749 CHANGED BACK IN '91. I THINK 46 00:01:21,749 --> 00:01:22,716 THAT'S WHEN WE STARTED PUTTING 47 00:01:22,716 --> 00:01:23,717 ON THE WEIGHT, RIGHT? 48 00:01:23,717 --> 00:01:25,386 >> WELL, WE WERE VERY METHOD 49 00:01:25,386 --> 00:01:25,919 BACK THEN. 50 00:01:25,919 --> 00:01:26,887 [CHUCKLES] 51 00:01:26,887 --> 00:01:28,356 >> OF COURSE, WITH CHILDHOOD 52 00:01:28,356 --> 00:01:29,657 OBESITY RATES THE WAY THEY ARE 53 00:01:29,657 --> 00:01:31,492 TODAY, FAT IS NOT AN IMAGE WE 54 00:01:31,492 --> 00:01:33,161 WANT TO PROMOTE ANYMORE. 55 00:01:33,161 --> 00:01:33,927 >> THE HOLIDAYS DON'T HAVE TO 56 00:01:33,927 --> 00:01:35,596 BE ABOUT GLUTTONY AND 57 00:01:35,596 --> 00:01:36,897 OVERINDULGENCE. 58 00:01:36,897 --> 00:01:38,699 THE TRUE SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS 59 00:01:38,699 --> 00:01:40,501 IS ABOUT CELEBRATION AND GOOD 60 00:01:40,501 --> 00:01:42,470 CHEER, AND STUDIES SHOW 61 00:01:42,470 --> 00:01:44,438 THAT PEOPLE ARE MUCH CHEERIER 62 00:01:44,438 --> 00:01:45,473 IF THEY'RE HEALTHY. NOW, WE 63 00:01:45,473 --> 00:01:46,607 TRY TO TEACH THE KIDS THAT. 64 00:01:46,607 --> 00:01:48,342 EVEN OUR CANDY CANES ARE 65 00:01:48,342 --> 00:01:49,910 SUGAR-FREE. 66 00:01:49,910 --> 00:01:51,279 >> OH. 67 00:01:51,279 --> 00:01:53,847 >> WE DO THIS FOR THE CHILDREN. 68 00:01:53,847 --> 00:01:55,749 WE NEVER HAD ANY OF OUR OWN 69 00:01:55,749 --> 00:01:58,352 AND IT RUINED THE HOLIDAYS FOR 70 00:01:58,352 --> 00:02:00,354 US, SO ONE YEAR AS A JOKE, 71 00:02:00,354 --> 00:02:02,423 WE DRESSED UP AS THE CLAUSES 72 00:02:02,423 --> 00:02:04,692 AND WE GOT SO MUCH ENJOYMENT 73 00:02:04,692 --> 00:02:07,361 OUT OF SEEING THE KIDS' FACES, 74 00:02:07,361 --> 00:02:09,430 WE NEVER STOPPED. 75 00:02:09,430 --> 00:02:13,501 WE TAKE IT VERY SERIOUSLY NOW. 76 00:02:13,501 --> 00:02:14,868 >> DOES THAT MEAN WE'LL BE 77 00:02:14,868 --> 00:02:15,903 SENDING YOUR BILL TO THE NORTH 78 00:02:15,903 --> 00:02:21,242 POLE? 79 00:02:21,242 --> 00:02:25,479 >> HEH. WELL, WE CAN CERTAINLY 80 00:02:25,479 --> 00:02:26,647 EXPLORE THE OPTION OF 81 00:02:26,647 --> 00:02:28,449 MICRO-LIPO, ALTHOUGH I HAVE TO 82 00:02:28,449 --> 00:02:30,251 SAY, HAVING 2 KIDS OF MY OWN, 83 00:02:30,251 --> 00:02:32,953 THE IDEA OF A TRIM SANTA 84 00:02:32,953 --> 00:02:35,789 SEEMS NONTRADITIONAL. 85 00:02:35,789 --> 00:02:37,391 YOU STILL PAD THE SUIT, THOUGH, 86 00:02:37,391 --> 00:02:38,392 RIGHT? I WAS PLANNING ON 87 00:02:38,392 --> 00:02:39,427 BRINGING MY DAUGHTER BY NEXT 88 00:02:39,427 --> 00:02:43,231 WEEK. 89 00:02:43,231 --> 00:02:45,433 >> IT'S OUR SINCERE HOPE 90 00:02:45,433 --> 00:02:46,867 THAT BY THE TIME YOUR KIDS HAVE 91 00:02:46,867 --> 00:02:48,936 KIDS, DOCTOR, SANTA WILL NO 92 00:02:48,936 --> 00:02:50,538 LONGER BE THOUGHT OF AS THE FAT 93 00:02:50,538 --> 00:02:54,442 MAN. HE'LL BE TRIM, TIGHT, 94 00:02:54,442 --> 00:02:59,447 AND A LITTLE BIT SEXY. 95 00:02:59,447 --> 00:03:01,282 >> WHAT ABOUT THE ELVES? 96 00:03:01,282 --> 00:03:02,250 I ALWAYS FELT LIKE THAT WAS 97 00:03:02,250 --> 00:03:03,284 INDENTURED SERVITUDE. 98 00:03:03,284 --> 00:03:04,285 ARE YOU GONNA DO SOMETHING 99 00:03:04,285 --> 00:03:05,486 ABOUT THAT? 100 00:03:21,302 --> 00:03:28,242 >> * MAKE ME BEAUTIFUL * 101 00:03:29,977 --> 00:03:34,682 * MAKE ME... 102 00:03:34,682 --> 00:03:37,585 A PERFECT SOUL, 103 00:03:37,585 --> 00:03:40,754 A PERFECT MIND, 104 00:03:40,754 --> 00:03:44,758 A PERFECT FACE, 105 00:03:44,758 --> 00:03:49,563 A PERFECT... 106 00:03:49,563 --> 00:03:52,700 LIFE * 107 00:03:55,536 --> 00:03:57,605 [JOY TO THE WORLD PLAYING] 108 00:04:04,044 --> 00:04:05,813 >> DO YOU THINK MARY HAD SEX 109 00:04:05,813 --> 00:04:08,516 WITH GOD? 110 00:04:08,516 --> 00:04:12,085 >> UM...UH, WELL, 111 00:04:12,085 --> 00:04:15,823 UM, MY PERSONAL THEORY 112 00:04:15,823 --> 00:04:18,459 IS THAT MARY GOT IT ON WITH 113 00:04:18,459 --> 00:04:20,361 JOSEPH BEFORE THE WEDDING, 114 00:04:20,361 --> 00:04:23,597 AND THEN WHEN JESUS WAS BORN 115 00:04:23,597 --> 00:04:25,666 LESS THAN 9 MONTHS LATER, 116 00:04:25,666 --> 00:04:28,035 SHE TOLD EVERYONE IT WAS A 117 00:04:28,035 --> 00:04:29,703 VIRGIN BIRTH. THAT WAY, NO ONE 118 00:04:29,703 --> 00:04:31,505 WOULD KNOW SHE HAD SEX BEFORE 119 00:04:31,505 --> 00:04:33,040 SHE WAS MARRIED. 120 00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:34,041 IT WOULD BE PRETTY TOUGH 121 00:04:34,041 --> 00:04:35,476 TO GET AWAY WITH THAT TODAY. 122 00:04:35,476 --> 00:04:38,946 >> MATT, KNOCK IT OFF. 123 00:04:38,946 --> 00:04:40,981 >> ALTHOUGH, COME TO THINK OF 124 00:04:40,981 --> 00:04:43,751 IT, YOU AND I KNOW SOMEONE 125 00:04:43,751 --> 00:04:45,853 A LOT LIKE THE VIRGIN MARY, 126 00:04:45,853 --> 00:04:47,521 ONLY SHE GOT PREGNANT BY HER 127 00:04:47,521 --> 00:04:48,822 HUSBAND'S BEST FRIEND BEFORE THE 128 00:04:48,822 --> 00:04:51,459 WEDDING. SHE ALSO TOLD A BIG 129 00:04:51,459 --> 00:04:53,461 OLD WHOPPER OF A LIE, 130 00:04:53,461 --> 00:04:54,962 AND EVERYONE BELIEVED IT FOR 131 00:04:54,962 --> 00:04:57,731 A VERY LONG TIME. 132 00:04:57,731 --> 00:04:59,867 >> YES, BUT HER BABY WAS NO SON 133 00:04:59,867 --> 00:05:02,870 OF GOD. 134 00:05:02,870 --> 00:05:05,473 >> IT WAS A JOKE, MOM. 135 00:05:05,473 --> 00:05:06,740 I'M SORRY. 136 00:05:06,740 --> 00:05:08,842 >> [SIGHS] 137 00:05:08,842 --> 00:05:10,110 >> JESUS, YOU'RE WHITE AS A 138 00:05:10,110 --> 00:05:11,144 SHEET. 139 00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:12,880 >> UH, I'M NOT FEELING VERY-- 140 00:05:12,880 --> 00:05:14,882 >> OH, OK. HEY, WHOA. I GOT YOU. 141 00:05:14,882 --> 00:05:15,983 I GOT YOU, I GOT YOU. 142 00:05:15,983 --> 00:05:17,851 HERE, COME HERE. 143 00:05:17,851 --> 00:05:20,454 OK. 144 00:05:20,454 --> 00:05:21,154 >> FOR YEARS, I'VE BEEN 145 00:05:21,154 --> 00:05:22,756 RECOMMENDING YOU GET A FLU SHOT, 146 00:05:22,756 --> 00:05:23,757 JULIA. 147 00:05:23,757 --> 00:05:24,925 >> YEAH, WELL, I WOULDN'T HAVE 148 00:05:24,925 --> 00:05:26,660 BOTHERED YOU, BUT DR. EDELMAN'S 149 00:05:26,660 --> 00:05:27,761 OUT OF TOWN, AND... 150 00:05:27,761 --> 00:05:29,763 I'VE BEEN FEELING REALLY RUN 151 00:05:29,763 --> 00:05:30,631 DOWN. 152 00:05:30,631 --> 00:05:31,532 >> WELL, YOU'VE HAD A ROUGH 153 00:05:31,532 --> 00:05:35,836 MONTH. AND IT WOULDN'T BE 154 00:05:35,836 --> 00:05:37,471 CHRISTMAS IF YOU WEREN'T TRYING 155 00:05:37,471 --> 00:05:38,506 TO DO MORE THAN HUMANLY 156 00:05:38,506 --> 00:05:42,443 POSSIBLE. AT LEAST WHEN I WAS 157 00:05:42,443 --> 00:05:44,845 AROUND, YOU HAD A LITTLE HELP 158 00:05:44,845 --> 00:05:46,980 WITH ALL OF IT. 159 00:05:46,980 --> 00:05:49,917 THIS WILL STING A LITTLE. 160 00:05:49,917 --> 00:05:51,184 >> WELL, I THINK YOU'RE 161 00:05:51,184 --> 00:05:53,020 MYTHOLOGIZING OUR HOLIDAYS 162 00:05:53,020 --> 00:05:55,423 TOGETHER, SEAN. WHAT I REMEMBER 163 00:05:55,423 --> 00:05:58,426 MOST IS NAGGING YOU ENDLESSLY. 164 00:05:58,426 --> 00:06:01,028 >> I REMEMBER THAT, TOO. 165 00:06:04,465 --> 00:06:06,867 JUST HOLD THIS. 166 00:06:11,038 --> 00:06:16,477 I MISS ALL OF IT. 167 00:06:16,477 --> 00:06:19,913 UH, SO, YOU GUYS DOING THE BIG 168 00:06:19,913 --> 00:06:21,949 TURKEY DINNER THING? 169 00:06:21,949 --> 00:06:24,051 >> NO. NOT THIS YEAR. 170 00:06:24,051 --> 00:06:25,486 MATT'S BEEN INVITED TO THE 171 00:06:25,486 --> 00:06:27,154 ALDERMANS AND ANNIE'S GOING TO 172 00:06:27,154 --> 00:06:30,591 EPCOT WITH THE EPSTEINS. 173 00:06:30,591 --> 00:06:32,125 >> SO I IMAGINE YOU AND QUENTIN 174 00:06:32,125 --> 00:06:34,762 WILL BE SKIING IN GSTAAD OR 175 00:06:34,762 --> 00:06:38,966 SNORKELING IN ST. BART'S, THEN. 176 00:06:38,966 --> 00:06:40,568 >> I'M NOT SEEING QUENTIN 177 00:06:40,568 --> 00:06:43,170 ANYMORE. 178 00:06:43,170 --> 00:06:45,205 AND HE'S NO LONGER WORKING AT 179 00:06:45,205 --> 00:06:46,674 THE SPA. 180 00:06:46,674 --> 00:06:47,908 >> HE QUIT? 181 00:06:47,908 --> 00:06:49,977 >> I FIRED HIM. 182 00:06:49,977 --> 00:06:52,580 PLEASE, SEAN, NO PATERNALISTIC 183 00:06:52,580 --> 00:06:53,881 I TOLD YOU SO'S. 184 00:06:53,881 --> 00:06:56,717 >> I WAS JUST GONNA SAY THAT 185 00:06:56,717 --> 00:06:58,118 I'M SORRY IF THAT PUTS A DAMPER 186 00:06:58,118 --> 00:06:59,853 ON YOUR CHRISTMAS. 187 00:06:59,853 --> 00:07:01,855 >> NO. I HAVE A TON OF WORK TO 188 00:07:01,855 --> 00:07:04,758 DO, AND THIS YEAR, CHRISTMAS IS 189 00:07:04,758 --> 00:07:07,260 JUST ANOTHER DAY. 190 00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:11,932 >> YEAH. 191 00:07:11,932 --> 00:07:14,635 >> WELL, AREN'T YOU GONNA PUT 192 00:07:14,635 --> 00:07:16,136 THE BAND-AID ON ME? 193 00:07:16,136 --> 00:07:18,906 >> RIGHT. 194 00:07:18,906 --> 00:07:24,645 SORRY. UM... 195 00:07:24,645 --> 00:07:26,814 >> [CHUCKLES] 196 00:07:44,031 --> 00:07:47,000 WHAT? 197 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:52,906 >> I WAS JUST THINKING THAT... 198 00:07:58,145 --> 00:07:59,780 >> THAT WE SHOULD HAVE LINDA 199 00:07:59,780 --> 00:08:01,248 DO A BLOOD PANEL, MAKE SURE 200 00:08:01,248 --> 00:08:04,552 YOU'RE NOT ANEMIC. 201 00:08:04,552 --> 00:08:07,287 >> [CLEARS THROAT] YEAH. 202 00:08:07,287 --> 00:08:13,226 FINE. YOU'RE THE DOCTOR. 203 00:08:13,226 --> 00:08:15,262 [SIGHS] 204 00:08:19,700 --> 00:08:23,671 >> * AWAY IN A MANGER, 205 00:08:23,671 --> 00:08:27,808 NO CRIB FOR A BED, 206 00:08:27,808 --> 00:08:31,779 THE LITTLE LORD JESUS... * 207 00:08:31,779 --> 00:08:34,247 >> THIS IS SO WRONG. 208 00:08:34,247 --> 00:08:35,749 >> YEAH, I KNOW. I DIDN'T THINK 209 00:08:35,749 --> 00:08:36,917 THEY COULD PUT RELIGIOUS STUFF 210 00:08:36,917 --> 00:08:38,118 ON SCHOOL GROUNDS. 211 00:08:38,118 --> 00:08:39,019 >> MATT, ARE YOU LOOKING AT 212 00:08:39,019 --> 00:08:40,120 THEIR FACES? 213 00:08:40,120 --> 00:08:41,955 THEY'RE BLACK! 214 00:08:41,955 --> 00:08:43,624 JESUS WAS NOT BLACK. 215 00:08:43,624 --> 00:08:44,357 >> THEY'RE A LITTLE 216 00:08:44,357 --> 00:08:45,826 DARK-SKINNED, MAYBE, BUT 217 00:08:45,826 --> 00:08:48,629 IT'S NOT LIKE THEY HAVE AFROS. 218 00:08:48,629 --> 00:08:50,230 >> HUH. IT FIGURES THEY WOULD BE 219 00:08:50,230 --> 00:08:51,364 ALLOWED TO DO THIS. 220 00:08:51,364 --> 00:08:52,800 >> WELL, IF YOU'RE THAT UPSET, 221 00:08:52,800 --> 00:08:55,335 TALK TO THE PRINCIPAL. 222 00:08:55,335 --> 00:08:57,838 >> RIGHT. PRINCIPAL GOLDBERG? 223 00:08:57,838 --> 00:08:59,707 MATT, SHE'S A JEW. SHE DOESN'T 224 00:08:59,707 --> 00:09:01,041 CARE ABOUT CHRISTMAS. 225 00:09:01,041 --> 00:09:02,175 SHE'S AT HOME ON THE 25th 226 00:09:02,175 --> 00:09:03,376 EATING CHINESE FOOD OR 227 00:09:03,376 --> 00:09:05,679 SOMETHING. I MEAN, IF SHE REALLY 228 00:09:05,679 --> 00:09:06,714 HAVE HAPPENED. 229 00:09:06,714 --> 00:09:09,116 >> HMM. THIS WHOLE THING IS A 230 00:09:09,116 --> 00:09:11,384 FAIRY TALE. COME ON. I THOUGHT 231 00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:13,086 WE WERE SKIPPING LAST PERIOD. 232 00:09:13,086 --> 00:09:14,087 >> THE STORY OF THE BIRTH OF 233 00:09:14,087 --> 00:09:15,789 JESUS IS SACRED, MATT. 234 00:09:15,789 --> 00:09:17,057 IT'S THE FOUNDATION OF ALL 235 00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:18,992 CHRISTIANITY. SAYING THAT JESUS 236 00:09:18,992 --> 00:09:20,260 WAS A MUD BABY IS LIKE 237 00:09:20,260 --> 00:09:22,029 PISSING ON THE BIBLE. 238 00:09:22,029 --> 00:09:23,396 >> YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TAKE 239 00:09:23,396 --> 00:09:25,165 IT LITERALLY. THE STORY'S FOR 240 00:09:25,165 --> 00:09:27,234 KIDS. JESUS IS SANTA CLAUS FOR 241 00:09:27,234 --> 00:09:28,268 ADULTS. 242 00:09:28,268 --> 00:09:29,670 >> DO YOU KNOW WHO SANTA WAS 243 00:09:29,670 --> 00:09:30,704 BEFORE HE BECAME THE MARKETING 244 00:09:30,704 --> 00:09:31,972 TOOL HE IS TODAY? 245 00:09:31,972 --> 00:09:33,006 ST. NICHOLAS, THE PATRON SAINT 246 00:09:33,006 --> 00:09:33,874 OF CHARITY. 247 00:09:33,874 --> 00:09:35,408 BUT BY 1930, WHEN COCA-COLA 248 00:09:35,408 --> 00:09:36,777 GOT AHOLD OF HIM, HE SUDDENLY 249 00:09:36,777 --> 00:09:38,311 BECAME THIS BIG FAT-ASS IN 250 00:09:38,311 --> 00:09:39,780 A RED SUIT, FLYING AROUND 251 00:09:39,780 --> 00:09:41,081 WITH A SLEIGH AND REINDEER, 252 00:09:41,081 --> 00:09:42,215 TOTALLY CORRUPTING THE HOLIDAY 253 00:09:42,215 --> 00:09:43,250 AND MOCKING ANY RELIGIOUS 254 00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:44,918 MEANING BEHIND IT. 255 00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:45,886 >> YOU'RE KIDDING. 256 00:09:45,886 --> 00:09:47,020 >> NO, I'M NOT. 257 00:09:47,020 --> 00:09:48,188 IT'S A PERFECT EXAMPLE OF WHAT 258 00:09:48,188 --> 00:09:49,289 HAPPENS WHEN WE DON'T PROTECT 259 00:09:49,289 --> 00:09:50,991 OUR HISTORY. WHEN WE DON'T 260 00:09:50,991 --> 00:09:53,761 PROTECT OUR TRUTH, IT CAN BE 261 00:09:53,761 --> 00:09:56,363 REWRITTEN. WE HAVE TO DO 262 00:09:56,363 --> 00:09:57,430 SOMETHING. 263 00:09:57,430 --> 00:09:59,232 >> * HALLELUJAH, 264 00:09:59,232 --> 00:10:00,968 HALLELUJAH... * 265 00:10:00,968 --> 00:10:02,102 >> THE MESSIAH? 266 00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:03,336 LIZ, I THOUGHT YOU WERE 267 00:10:03,336 --> 00:10:04,337 AN ATHEIST. 268 00:10:04,337 --> 00:10:05,706 >> I KIND OF GO ON THE WAGON 269 00:10:05,706 --> 00:10:06,974 AROUND THE HOLIDAYS. YOU MISS 270 00:10:06,974 --> 00:10:08,241 OUT ON TOO MUCH GOOD MUSIC IF 271 00:10:08,241 --> 00:10:09,943 YOU DON'T. AND IT PUTS ME IN 272 00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:12,079 A VERY FORGIVING MOOD. 273 00:10:12,079 --> 00:10:13,814 >> WELL, IN THAT CASE, I'M GLAD 274 00:10:13,814 --> 00:10:16,917 IT'S ON. ALL RIGHT. SHALL WE 275 00:10:16,917 --> 00:10:18,051 SUCK THE PRINGLES OUT OF THE 276 00:10:18,051 --> 00:10:20,320 KRINGLE? 277 00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:22,355 >> * HALLELUJAH, HALLELUJAH, 278 00:10:22,355 --> 00:10:24,725 HALLELUJAH, HALLELUJAH, 279 00:10:24,725 --> 00:10:27,460 FOR THE LORD GOD OMNIPOTENT... * 280 00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:28,796 >> OH, SORRY, MAESTRO. 281 00:10:28,796 --> 00:10:29,797 WE STARTED THE PERFORMANCE 282 00:10:29,797 --> 00:10:31,064 WITHOUT YOU. 283 00:10:31,064 --> 00:10:33,266 >> * HALLELUJAH, HALLELUJAH, 284 00:10:33,266 --> 00:10:35,235 HALLELUJAH, HALLELUJAH... * 285 00:10:35,235 --> 00:10:36,269 >> ARE YOU OK? YOU LOOK LIKE 286 00:10:36,269 --> 00:10:38,071 SOMEBODY DUMPED A LUMP OF COAL 287 00:10:38,071 --> 00:10:41,809 IN YOUR STOCKING. 288 00:10:41,809 --> 00:10:44,477 >> JULIA'S PREGNANT. 289 00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:45,746 >> WHAT? 290 00:10:45,746 --> 00:10:47,080 >> SHE CAME IN EARLIER FOR A FLU 291 00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:48,215 SHOT, I RAN A BLOOD PANEL 292 00:10:48,215 --> 00:10:49,449 AS A PRECAUTIONARY MEASURE, 293 00:10:49,449 --> 00:10:50,417 AND THE LAB JUST CALLED AND 294 00:10:50,417 --> 00:10:56,123 SAID SHE WAS PREGNANT. 295 00:10:56,123 --> 00:10:59,326 >> DID YOU TELL HER? 296 00:10:59,326 --> 00:11:02,830 >> LIZ, YOU CAN'T SAY ANYTHING. 297 00:11:02,830 --> 00:11:04,431 >> I THINK JULIA'S GONNA BE ABLE 298 00:11:04,431 --> 00:11:08,168 TO FIGURE THIS OUT FOR HERSELF. 299 00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:09,870 HOW LONG AGO DID SHE AND QUENTIN 300 00:11:09,870 --> 00:11:11,739 START SEEING EACH OTHER? 301 00:11:11,739 --> 00:11:12,740 >> SHIT. 302 00:11:12,740 --> 00:11:13,340 >> YEAH. 303 00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:14,975 >> NO, SHIT, I HIT SOMETHING. 304 00:11:14,975 --> 00:11:17,310 LOOK. 305 00:11:17,310 --> 00:11:19,046 >> WHAT DOES IT FEEL LIKE? 306 00:11:19,046 --> 00:11:21,014 >> I DON'T KNOW. LIKE A TUMOR 307 00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:23,416 OR A HERNIA, MAYBE? 308 00:11:23,416 --> 00:11:25,385 >> THAT'S NO HERNIA. 309 00:11:25,385 --> 00:11:26,920 >> WHAT ARE HER VITALS? 310 00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:30,190 >> HEART RATE'S INCREASING. 311 00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:31,258 >> WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO OPEN HER 312 00:11:31,258 --> 00:11:35,395 UP. I'LL GO TALK TO SANTA. 313 00:11:35,395 --> 00:11:36,363 >> ALL RIGHT, WE'RE GONNA NEED 314 00:11:36,363 --> 00:11:38,298 A LAPAROTOMY TRAY. 315 00:11:38,298 --> 00:11:40,868 >> * AND HE SHALL REIGN FOREVER 316 00:11:40,868 --> 00:11:42,970 AND EVER AND EVER, 317 00:11:42,970 --> 00:11:46,273 AND HE SHALL REIGN FOREVER 318 00:11:46,273 --> 00:11:47,975 AND EVER AND EVER... * 319 00:11:47,975 --> 00:11:49,176 >> CONSENT SIGNED. 320 00:11:49,176 --> 00:11:50,510 WE'RE GOING IN. 321 00:11:50,510 --> 00:11:52,880 >> * FOREVER AND EVER, 322 00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:55,415 AND LORD OF LORDS... * 323 00:11:55,415 --> 00:11:57,117 >> 10 BLADE. 324 00:11:57,117 --> 00:12:01,388 >> * AND HE SHALL REIGN FOREVER 325 00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:03,556 AND EVER, 326 00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:05,993 KING OF KINGS 327 00:12:05,993 --> 00:12:08,161 AND LORD OF LORDS, 328 00:12:08,161 --> 00:12:10,230 KING OF KINGS 329 00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:12,432 AND LORD OF LORDS, 330 00:12:12,432 --> 00:12:16,136 AND HE SHALL REIGN FOREVER... * 331 00:12:16,136 --> 00:12:19,039 >> WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? 332 00:12:19,039 --> 00:12:21,041 >> * FOREVER AND EVER... * 333 00:12:21,041 --> 00:12:22,175 >> THAT'S NOT GROWING OUT OF HER 334 00:12:22,175 --> 00:12:23,510 UTERUS, IS IT? 335 00:12:23,510 --> 00:12:25,412 >> * HALLELUJAH, HALLELUJAH, 336 00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:27,948 HALLELUJAH, HALLELUJAH... * 337 00:12:27,948 --> 00:12:29,416 >> OH, MY GOD. 338 00:12:29,416 --> 00:12:30,450 >> IT LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY ELSE 339 00:12:30,450 --> 00:12:31,919 DIDN'T REALIZE THEY WERE 340 00:12:31,919 --> 00:12:32,419 PREGNANT, EITHER. 341 00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:37,991 >> * HALLELUJAH * 342 00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:50,270 [CHRISTMAS HYMN PLAYING] 343 00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:53,540 [ROCK 'N' ROLL MUSIC PLAYING] 344 00:12:53,540 --> 00:12:54,908 >> * I SAID A LITTLE ROCK, 345 00:12:54,908 --> 00:12:55,943 SAID A LITTLE ROLL, 346 00:12:55,943 --> 00:12:57,310 OOH BAM BOOM SKANY-ANY DOH BOH, 347 00:12:57,310 --> 00:12:58,846 GOTTA ROCK, 348 00:12:58,846 --> 00:13:00,413 GOTTA ROCK, 349 00:13:00,413 --> 00:13:01,849 SAID SANTA'S GONNA ROCK 'N' ROLL 350 00:13:01,849 --> 00:13:03,851 ON CHRISTMAS EVE, 351 00:13:03,851 --> 00:13:05,953 WELL, SANTA'S BEEN WORKING HARD 352 00:13:05,953 --> 00:13:07,454 ALL YEAR LONG, 353 00:13:07,454 --> 00:13:09,890 NOW IT'S GONNA BE WINE, WOMEN, 354 00:13:09,890 --> 00:13:10,958 AND SONG, 355 00:13:10,958 --> 00:13:12,860 WHOLE RIDE IS ROCKIN', REELIN', 356 00:13:12,860 --> 00:13:14,127 GIVE IT A RING, 357 00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:14,995 GONNA RING 358 00:13:14,995 --> 00:13:16,063 THE LITTLE HOLIDAYS IN 359 00:13:16,063 --> 00:13:17,397 AND DIG THIS DAY, 360 00:13:17,397 --> 00:13:18,331 GOTTA BO-DE-OH 361 00:13:18,331 --> 00:13:19,399 WITH THE LITTLE WHITE PICKS, 362 00:13:19,399 --> 00:13:20,333 IF THE CAR DON'T DO IT, 363 00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:21,201 YOU DON'T DANCE WITH ME, 364 00:13:21,201 --> 00:13:22,635 LET IT ROCK, 365 00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:23,971 GONNA ROCK, 366 00:13:23,971 --> 00:13:24,905 YEAH, 367 00:13:24,905 --> 00:13:25,605 PLAY A LITTLE ROCK 'N' ROLL 368 00:13:25,605 --> 00:13:26,473 ON CHRISTMAS EVE, 369 00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:31,144 AAH! HERE WE GO... * 370 00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:33,613 >> HEADS UP. 371 00:13:33,613 --> 00:13:34,581 >> WHOO! 372 00:13:34,581 --> 00:13:35,515 >> NICE CATCH. 373 00:13:35,515 --> 00:13:36,884 >> I GOTS THE GOOD HANDS, BABY. 374 00:13:36,884 --> 00:13:40,320 >> OH, DON'T I KNOW IT. 375 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:41,321 >> * WELL, SANTA GOT DRUNK 376 00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:42,890 LAST CHRISTMAS EVE... * 377 00:13:42,890 --> 00:13:45,425 >> WE HAVE TO DO IT, I GUESS. 378 00:13:45,425 --> 00:13:47,360 >> * HEY, GOTTA ROCK, 379 00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:48,628 YES, IT'S TIME FOR ROCK 'N' ROLL 380 00:13:48,628 --> 00:13:51,264 ON CHRISTMAS EVE... * 381 00:13:51,264 --> 00:13:54,001 [TIRES SQUEALING] 382 00:13:54,001 --> 00:13:54,601 >> * YEAH, IT'S TIME 383 00:13:54,601 --> 00:13:55,502 FOR A LITTLE ROCK 'N' ROLL 384 00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:56,503 ON CHRISTMAS EVE, 385 00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:58,038 HERE WE GO, 386 00:13:58,038 --> 00:13:59,406 WE'LL REALLY ROLL, 387 00:13:59,406 --> 00:14:00,473 IT'S GONNA ROCK 'N' ROLL 388 00:14:00,473 --> 00:14:07,280 ON CHRISTMAS EVE * 389 00:14:10,650 --> 00:14:12,485 >> I KNOW I'M SUPPOSED TO CALL, 390 00:14:12,485 --> 00:14:16,689 BUT I...TOOK A CHANCE. 391 00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:18,992 I THOUGHT YOU'D WANT THESE. 392 00:14:18,992 --> 00:14:20,127 IT'S THE HANDMADE ORNAMENTS 393 00:14:20,127 --> 00:14:23,230 FROM WHEN THE KIDS WERE LITTLE. 394 00:14:23,230 --> 00:14:26,599 >> GREAT. ONE MORE BOX OF 395 00:14:26,599 --> 00:14:30,403 DECORATIONS TO HANG. 396 00:14:30,403 --> 00:14:32,239 >> ANNIE SAID YOU GUYS ALREADY 397 00:14:32,239 --> 00:14:33,406 TRIMMED THE TREE. 398 00:14:33,406 --> 00:14:34,574 >> YEAH, WELL, YOU KNOW HOW IT 399 00:14:34,574 --> 00:14:37,044 IS, SEAN. EVERYONE STARTS OUT 400 00:14:37,044 --> 00:14:38,645 WITH GOOD INTENTIONS, AND 401 00:14:38,645 --> 00:14:40,447 EVENTUALLY I'M ALL BY MYSELF 402 00:14:40,447 --> 00:14:42,049 EATING ALL THE COOKIES AND 403 00:14:42,049 --> 00:14:44,517 GUESSING OUT LOUD TO JEOPARDY! 404 00:14:44,517 --> 00:14:46,286 BY THE WAY, HAVE YOU SEEN MATT'S 405 00:14:46,286 --> 00:14:48,055 BABY ORNAMENT? I MEAN, MAYBE 406 00:14:48,055 --> 00:14:50,457 IT'S IN HERE, BUT I DON'T KNOW 407 00:14:50,457 --> 00:14:52,425 WHAT COULD HAVE HAPPENED TO IT. 408 00:14:52,425 --> 00:14:53,726 DO YOU THINK IT'S BAD LUCK TO 409 00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:54,962 LOSE YOUR BABY'S FIRST 410 00:14:54,962 --> 00:14:56,529 ORNAMENT? IS THAT LIKE LOSING 411 00:14:56,529 --> 00:14:58,398 YOUR WEDDING RING? 412 00:15:03,070 --> 00:15:06,706 >> JULIA, THE BLOOD PANEL CAME 413 00:15:06,706 --> 00:15:11,444 BACK. 414 00:15:11,444 --> 00:15:15,048 YOU'RE PREGNANT. 415 00:15:15,048 --> 00:15:17,050 >> PREGNANT WITH A--WHAT DID YOU 416 00:15:17,050 --> 00:15:18,018 CALL IT? 417 00:15:18,018 --> 00:15:20,620 >> A LITHOPEDION. LITHO MEANING 418 00:15:20,620 --> 00:15:23,023 STONE, PEDION MEANING CHILD. 419 00:15:23,023 --> 00:15:25,625 YOU HAD A...PETRIFIED FETUS 420 00:15:25,625 --> 00:15:27,627 INSIDE OF YOU. 421 00:15:27,627 --> 00:15:29,162 >> HOW DOES SOMETHING LIKE THAT 422 00:15:29,162 --> 00:15:31,398 HAPPEN? 423 00:15:31,398 --> 00:15:32,632 >> AT SOME POINT, YOU HAD AN 424 00:15:32,632 --> 00:15:35,202 UNDIAGNOSED PREGNANCY AND THE 425 00:15:35,202 --> 00:15:37,570 FETUS DIED. THROUGH SOME FLUKE, 426 00:15:37,570 --> 00:15:38,638 IT REMAINED IN YOUR ABDOMINAL 427 00:15:38,638 --> 00:15:40,307 CAVITY AND JUST CALCIFIED OVER 428 00:15:40,307 --> 00:15:42,342 TIME. 429 00:15:42,342 --> 00:15:45,645 >> JESUS, MARY, AND JOSEPH. 430 00:15:45,645 --> 00:15:49,749 HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN IN THERE? 431 00:15:49,749 --> 00:15:52,785 >> I'D SAY AT LEAST 15 YEARS, 432 00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:54,487 MAYBE EVEN 20 DUE TO THE LEVEL 433 00:15:54,487 --> 00:15:56,256 OF CALCIFICATION. THE PATHOLOGY 434 00:15:56,256 --> 00:16:00,627 LAB WILL BE MUCH MORE PRECISE. 435 00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:03,096 >> I'M SORRY. THIS IS KIND OF 436 00:16:03,096 --> 00:16:05,365 HARD TO BELIEVE. 437 00:16:05,365 --> 00:16:07,267 >> I DON'T BELIEVE IT. 438 00:16:07,267 --> 00:16:08,335 >> THE EVIDENCE IS PRETTY 439 00:16:08,335 --> 00:16:09,769 IRREFUTABLE. 440 00:16:09,769 --> 00:16:11,571 >> I'M NOT PRETENDING THAT I'M 441 00:16:11,571 --> 00:16:13,240 THE VIRGIN MARY, BUT WHAT I'M 442 00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:16,543 SAYING IS, I... 443 00:16:16,543 --> 00:16:20,480 I JUST DIDN'T EXPECT THIS. 444 00:16:24,684 --> 00:16:26,819 >> I HAVE A COLLEAGUE, A VERY 445 00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:27,687 GOOD DOCTOR, WHO COULD TAKE 446 00:16:27,687 --> 00:16:28,588 GOOD CARE OF-- 447 00:16:28,588 --> 00:16:29,589 >> I'M NOT READY FOR THAT 448 00:16:29,589 --> 00:16:30,590 CONVERSATION, SEAN. 449 00:16:30,590 --> 00:16:31,424 >> I'M JUST TRYING TO BE 450 00:16:31,424 --> 00:16:32,459 HELPFUL, JULIA. 451 00:16:32,459 --> 00:16:33,826 I'M PROBABLY STATING THE OBVIOUS 452 00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:34,661 HERE, BUT QUENTIN IS NOT 453 00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:35,528 SOMEONE YOU WANT TO HAVE-- 454 00:16:35,528 --> 00:16:36,463 >> PLEASE, SEAN, DON'T SAY 455 00:16:36,463 --> 00:16:37,297 ANY MORE. 456 00:16:37,297 --> 00:16:38,565 >> DO YOU WANT THIS BABY? 457 00:16:38,565 --> 00:16:42,169 >> I ALWAYS WANTED A BABY. 458 00:16:42,169 --> 00:16:45,838 BOTH OF US DID. 459 00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:47,340 WE WERE TOLD IT WASN'T 460 00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:49,242 A POSSIBILITY. 461 00:16:58,451 --> 00:17:03,190 WAS IT A BOY OR A GIRL? 462 00:17:03,190 --> 00:17:05,092 >> AFTER THEY RUN ALL THE TESTS, 463 00:17:05,092 --> 00:17:08,261 WE'LL KNOW MORE. THE ORGANS 464 00:17:08,261 --> 00:17:12,399 WEREN'T VISIBLE. 465 00:17:12,399 --> 00:17:14,734 >> CAN I SEE IT BEFORE YOU SEND 466 00:17:14,734 --> 00:17:17,470 IT OFF? 467 00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:18,805 >> I DON'T THINK THAT'S A GOOD 468 00:17:18,805 --> 00:17:24,477 IDEA. 469 00:17:24,477 --> 00:17:26,779 >> I NEED TO SEE IT. 470 00:17:31,218 --> 00:17:37,457 >> I NEED TO BE ALONE NOW, SEAN. 471 00:17:37,457 --> 00:17:39,392 >> [SIGHS] 472 00:17:43,363 --> 00:17:45,165 >> YOU HAVEN'T SAID ANYTHING TO 473 00:17:45,165 --> 00:17:48,168 QUENTIN, HAVE YOU? 474 00:17:48,168 --> 00:17:51,438 >> THAT'S YOUR JOB, JULIA. 475 00:17:51,438 --> 00:17:55,708 I'D NEVER DO THAT. 476 00:17:55,708 --> 00:18:01,548 ARE YOU GONNA TELL HIM? 477 00:18:01,548 --> 00:18:04,284 SORRY. LIKE I SAID EARLIER, 478 00:18:04,284 --> 00:18:06,386 I SHOULD HAVE CALLED FIRST. 479 00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:23,136 >> [SIGHS] 480 00:18:26,206 --> 00:18:28,241 >> OH. 481 00:19:21,694 --> 00:19:22,995 I DON'T KNOW HOW I'M GONNA 482 00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:24,864 TELL SANTA. 483 00:19:53,793 --> 00:19:57,830 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 484 00:19:57,830 --> 00:19:59,899 >> IS THAT FOR ME? 485 00:19:59,899 --> 00:20:02,702 YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE. 486 00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:03,770 I'M HERE FOR MY PAYOUT, 487 00:20:03,770 --> 00:20:04,971 CHRISTIAN. YOU HAVEN'T ANSWERED 488 00:20:04,971 --> 00:20:06,005 MY CALLS. 489 00:20:06,005 --> 00:20:07,006 >> I'LL GET IT OFF TO YOU IN THE 490 00:20:07,006 --> 00:20:07,774 MORNING. 491 00:20:07,774 --> 00:20:08,841 >> I NEED IT NOW. 492 00:20:08,841 --> 00:20:10,277 I'M LEAVING FOR THE HOLIDAYS 493 00:20:10,277 --> 00:20:11,010 IN THE MORNING. 494 00:20:11,010 --> 00:20:12,579 >> ALL BY YOUR LONESOME? 495 00:20:12,579 --> 00:20:13,646 WHATEVER HAPPENED TO YOUR 496 00:20:13,646 --> 00:20:15,715 BURGEONING RELATIONSHIP? 497 00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:20,753 >> WHAT RELATIONSHIP? 498 00:20:20,753 --> 00:20:22,355 >> I WAS UNDER THE IMPRESSION 499 00:20:22,355 --> 00:20:23,690 THAT YOU AND JULIA-- 500 00:20:23,690 --> 00:20:26,058 >> JULIA AND I HAD A PARTING OF 501 00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:27,460 THE WAYS. 502 00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:29,662 >> HMM. WHAT WAS THE PROBLEM, 503 00:20:29,662 --> 00:20:31,564 SHE DIDN'T HAVE A DICK? 504 00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:32,665 >> I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING, 505 00:20:32,665 --> 00:20:34,667 CHRISTIAN. SHE TRIED TO BLOW ME 506 00:20:34,667 --> 00:20:35,768 IN HER JACUZZI AND I HAD THIS 507 00:20:35,768 --> 00:20:37,770 EPIPHANY. IF I'M FINDING THIS 508 00:20:37,770 --> 00:20:39,706 A SAD CHORE, HOW COULD I 509 00:20:39,706 --> 00:20:42,041 POSSIBLY GO FURTHER? 510 00:20:42,041 --> 00:20:47,414 I HAD TO FINISH OFF IN THE JET. 511 00:20:47,414 --> 00:20:48,781 >> SO YOU AND JULIA NEVER-- 512 00:20:48,781 --> 00:20:53,353 >> NO. NOT ONCE. 513 00:20:53,353 --> 00:20:58,425 I WANT MY MONEY NOW. 514 00:20:58,425 --> 00:20:59,759 >> TO BE HONEST, I'M THRILLED 515 00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:01,394 TO BE WRITING THIS CHECK. 516 00:21:01,394 --> 00:21:02,662 IT MEANS I'LL NEVER HAVE TO LAY 517 00:21:02,662 --> 00:21:07,099 EYES ON YOU AGAIN. 518 00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:10,570 WHAT A GIFT. 519 00:21:10,570 --> 00:21:13,005 HAPPY HOLIDAYS. 520 00:21:20,813 --> 00:21:22,449 >> * HARK THE HERALD ANGELS 521 00:21:22,449 --> 00:21:23,049 SING, 522 00:21:23,049 --> 00:21:25,385 GLORY TO THE NEWBORN KING, 523 00:21:25,385 --> 00:21:27,754 PEACE ON EARTH AND MERCY MILD, 524 00:21:27,754 --> 00:21:30,723 GOD AND SINNERS RECONCILED... * 525 00:21:30,723 --> 00:21:32,359 >> MATT? 526 00:21:36,095 --> 00:21:37,764 CAN YOU TELL THAT SHE'S STILL 527 00:21:37,764 --> 00:21:39,732 BLACK? 528 00:21:39,732 --> 00:21:41,934 >> [SNORTS] 529 00:21:41,934 --> 00:21:44,136 SHE LOOKS ALBINO. 530 00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:47,740 YOU--YOU KNOW, I WAS, UH... 531 00:21:47,740 --> 00:21:49,376 I WAS THINKING WE SHOULD WATER 532 00:21:49,376 --> 00:21:50,810 SOME OF THIS PAINT DOWN SO THAT 533 00:21:50,810 --> 00:21:54,414 THEY DON'T LOOK SO CARTOONISH. 534 00:21:54,414 --> 00:21:55,682 >> NO. I THINK WE'RE GONNA HAVE 535 00:21:55,682 --> 00:21:57,784 TO DO SECOND COATS ON ALL THESE. 536 00:21:57,784 --> 00:21:59,586 THEY'RE NOT WHITE ENOUGH. 537 00:21:59,586 --> 00:22:00,887 >> YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT? 538 00:22:00,887 --> 00:22:01,988 >> NO. I MEAN, YOU CAN TELL 539 00:22:01,988 --> 00:22:04,023 THAT SHE'S BLACK. LOOK, LOOK. 540 00:22:04,023 --> 00:22:05,858 WHEN THE LIGHT HITS HER, 541 00:22:05,858 --> 00:22:08,127 YOU CAN DEFINITELY TELL. 542 00:22:08,127 --> 00:22:09,128 >> I THINK PEOPLE WILL GET THE 543 00:22:09,128 --> 00:22:10,129 POINT. 544 00:22:10,129 --> 00:22:11,130 >> WELL, I DON'T WANT PEOPLE TO 545 00:22:11,130 --> 00:22:12,064 KNOW THAT THERE WAS BLACK 546 00:22:12,064 --> 00:22:13,466 UNDERNEATH THERE BEFORE. 547 00:22:13,466 --> 00:22:17,003 WHY IS THAT WRONG? 548 00:22:17,003 --> 00:22:18,438 >> ARE YOU OK? 549 00:22:25,712 --> 00:22:29,148 >> DO YOU LOVE ME? 550 00:22:29,148 --> 00:22:31,017 >> IS THAT WHAT THIS IS ABOUT? 551 00:22:31,017 --> 00:22:33,586 >> DO YOU LOVE ME? 552 00:22:36,155 --> 00:22:40,527 >> HONEY, I JUST STOLE THE 553 00:22:40,527 --> 00:22:42,895 BABY JESUS BECAUSE YOU ASKED 554 00:22:42,895 --> 00:22:44,564 ME TO. 555 00:22:49,101 --> 00:22:53,172 YES, I LOVE YOU. 556 00:22:53,172 --> 00:22:54,774 >> SO IF I TOLD YOU A SECRET, 557 00:22:54,774 --> 00:22:56,042 YOU'D PROMISE NOT TO TELL 558 00:22:56,042 --> 00:22:57,644 ANYONE, RIGHT? 559 00:22:57,644 --> 00:22:58,811 >> MM-HMM. 560 00:22:58,811 --> 00:23:00,980 YOU CAN TRUST ME. 561 00:23:03,483 --> 00:23:06,886 >> OK. 562 00:23:06,886 --> 00:23:09,121 YOU HAD MRS. TIGH'S HISTORY 563 00:23:09,121 --> 00:23:10,022 CLASS, RIGHT? 564 00:23:10,022 --> 00:23:10,923 >> MM-HMM. 565 00:23:10,923 --> 00:23:13,092 >> SHE MADE US DO THIS FAMILY 566 00:23:13,092 --> 00:23:14,794 TREE, AND I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA 567 00:23:14,794 --> 00:23:16,062 BE A GOOD CHRISTMAS PRESENT 568 00:23:16,062 --> 00:23:19,666 FOR MY FAMILY, YOU KNOW? AND 569 00:23:19,666 --> 00:23:22,869 THEN I FOUND OUT THAT MY MOM'S 570 00:23:22,869 --> 00:23:26,138 GREAT-GRANDMOTHER... 571 00:23:26,138 --> 00:23:29,509 WAS BLACK, WHICH MEANS 572 00:23:29,509 --> 00:23:31,143 THAT MY MOM IS PART BLACK, 573 00:23:31,143 --> 00:23:34,113 WHICH MEANS THAT I'M-- 574 00:23:34,113 --> 00:23:35,214 YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT MY MOM WAS 575 00:23:35,214 --> 00:23:36,215 AN OCTOROON WHEN YOU MET HER, 576 00:23:36,215 --> 00:23:37,216 DID YOU? I MEAN, YOU COULDN'T 577 00:23:37,216 --> 00:23:38,084 TELL? 578 00:23:38,084 --> 00:23:38,951 >> A WHAT? 579 00:23:38,951 --> 00:23:41,087 >> AN OCTOROON. 1/8 BLACK. 580 00:23:41,087 --> 00:23:43,690 AND THAT MEANS THAT I'M 1/16... 581 00:23:43,690 --> 00:23:45,625 BLACK. 582 00:23:45,625 --> 00:23:47,794 >> HONEY, I DON'T THINK ANYBODY 583 00:23:47,794 --> 00:23:49,829 WILL EVER BE ABLE TO TELL THAT. 584 00:23:49,829 --> 00:23:50,963 >> MY DAD MIGHT. 585 00:23:50,963 --> 00:23:52,665 MATT, IF I GET ANY DARKER, 586 00:23:52,665 --> 00:23:54,066 THEN MY DAD'S GONNA BE ABLE TO 587 00:23:54,066 --> 00:23:56,235 TELL. 588 00:23:56,235 --> 00:23:59,639 >> ARIEL, YOU'RE WHITER THAN ME. 589 00:23:59,639 --> 00:24:00,707 >> WELL, GENETICALLY, I HAVE 590 00:24:00,707 --> 00:24:02,074 MORE MELANIN IN MY SKIN. 591 00:24:02,074 --> 00:24:03,710 AND ONE DAY, I COULD START TO 592 00:24:03,710 --> 00:24:06,913 TURN. I READ IT ONLINE, MATT. 593 00:24:16,088 --> 00:24:17,289 COULD YOU HELP ME BLEACH MY 594 00:24:17,289 --> 00:24:19,191 SKIN? 595 00:24:19,191 --> 00:24:20,259 >> WHAT? 596 00:24:20,259 --> 00:24:21,661 >> YEAH. THERE'S THIS CREAM THAT 597 00:24:21,661 --> 00:24:22,762 YOU CAN GET THAT WHITENS YOUR 598 00:24:22,762 --> 00:24:24,564 SKIN, AND YOUR MOM PROBABLY HAS 599 00:24:24,564 --> 00:24:25,998 IT AT THE SPA, AND ALL YOU NEED 600 00:24:25,998 --> 00:24:27,033 TO DO IS JUST GET AHOLD OF 601 00:24:27,033 --> 00:24:27,867 SOME-- 602 00:24:27,867 --> 00:24:28,868 >> HONEY, THAT'S CRAZY. 603 00:24:28,868 --> 00:24:29,736 >> WHY? PEOPLE DO IT ALL THE 604 00:24:29,736 --> 00:24:30,737 TIME. IT'S COSMETIC. 605 00:24:30,737 --> 00:24:31,604 >> TRYING TO MAKE YOUR SKIN 606 00:24:31,604 --> 00:24:33,005 WHITER? HOW IS THAT GONNA HELP 607 00:24:33,005 --> 00:24:33,940 ANYTHING? 608 00:24:33,940 --> 00:24:35,107 >> BECAUSE IF MY DAD FINDS OUT 609 00:24:35,107 --> 00:24:36,876 THAT I HAVE BLACK BLOOD IN ME, 610 00:24:36,876 --> 00:24:39,111 HE'S GONNA GO BALLISTIC. 611 00:24:39,111 --> 00:24:41,013 I MEAN, YOU'VE SEEN HOW HE IS, 612 00:24:41,013 --> 00:24:42,114 AND I'M REALLY SCARED WHAT HE'S 613 00:24:42,114 --> 00:24:43,249 GONNA DO TO ME AND MY MOM. 614 00:24:43,249 --> 00:24:44,183 >> YEAH, BUT SO WHAT IF YOU'VE 615 00:24:44,183 --> 00:24:45,785 GOT BLACK BLOOD IN YOU FROM 616 00:24:45,785 --> 00:24:47,086 100 YEARS AGO? THAT DOESN'T 617 00:24:47,086 --> 00:24:48,688 CHANGE WHO YOU ARE NOW. 618 00:24:48,688 --> 00:24:49,756 >> OH, NO? 619 00:24:49,756 --> 00:24:51,257 >> NO. 620 00:24:51,257 --> 00:24:52,759 >> WELL, WHAT HAPPENED WHEN 621 00:24:52,759 --> 00:24:54,193 YOUR DAD FOUND OUT 17 YEARS 622 00:24:54,193 --> 00:24:55,628 LATER THAT YOU WEREN'T THE SON 623 00:24:55,628 --> 00:24:59,599 THAT HE THOUGHT YOU WERE? 624 00:24:59,599 --> 00:25:02,134 HOW DID THAT WORK OUT FOR YOU? 625 00:25:11,778 --> 00:25:14,647 >> * CHRISTMASTIME IS HERE, 626 00:25:14,647 --> 00:25:18,918 HAPPINESS AND CHEER, 627 00:25:18,918 --> 00:25:20,720 FUN FOR ALL 628 00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:23,055 THAT CHILDREN CALL 629 00:25:23,055 --> 00:25:25,792 THEIR FAVORITE TIME OF YEAR... * 630 00:25:25,792 --> 00:25:26,926 >> YOU MUST HAVE BEEN A VERY 631 00:25:26,926 --> 00:25:27,994 GOOD BOY THIS YEAR. 632 00:25:27,994 --> 00:25:29,629 SANTA BROUGHT YOU AN EARLY 633 00:25:29,629 --> 00:25:32,164 STOCKING STUFFER. GUESS WHO IS 634 00:25:32,164 --> 00:25:35,067 NOT THE FATHER OF JULIA'S BABY? 635 00:25:35,067 --> 00:25:36,068 >> YOU. 636 00:25:36,068 --> 00:25:37,236 >> HA HA. VERY FUNNY. 637 00:25:37,236 --> 00:25:40,006 QUENTIN. 638 00:25:40,006 --> 00:25:42,041 >> YOU DIDN'T TELL HIM, DID YOU? 639 00:25:42,041 --> 00:25:43,042 I PROMISED JULIA-- 640 00:25:43,042 --> 00:25:44,076 >> I WOULDN'T DO THAT. 641 00:25:44,076 --> 00:25:45,077 HE VOLUNTEERED IT. 642 00:25:45,077 --> 00:25:46,646 HE SAID THAT HE NEVER 643 00:25:46,646 --> 00:25:48,948 SLEPT WITH JULIA. 644 00:25:52,685 --> 00:25:53,686 >> YOU BELIEVE HIM? 645 00:25:53,686 --> 00:25:54,721 >> WHY WOULD HE LIE? HE'S TOO 646 00:25:54,721 --> 00:25:56,923 MUCH OF A COCK NOT TO CROW. 647 00:25:56,923 --> 00:25:58,057 SO SHE MUST BE SEEING SOMEONE. 648 00:25:58,057 --> 00:26:02,629 SHE MENTION ANYTHING TO YOU? 649 00:26:02,629 --> 00:26:06,232 >> NO, UH...SHE HASN'T. 650 00:26:06,232 --> 00:26:07,700 >> ARE YOU SURE? NOT EVEN IN 651 00:26:07,700 --> 00:26:08,835 PASSING? I MEAN, YOU KNOW, 652 00:26:08,835 --> 00:26:09,969 A FRIEND OR SOMEBODY NEW AT 653 00:26:09,969 --> 00:26:12,038 WORK OR... 654 00:26:15,975 --> 00:26:17,243 >> NOPE. 655 00:26:17,243 --> 00:26:18,978 >> SHIT. REALLY? 656 00:26:21,981 --> 00:26:25,351 THEN WHO THE HELL'S THE FATHER? 657 00:26:25,351 --> 00:26:28,755 >> WHO IS THE GODDAMN FATHER?! 658 00:26:28,755 --> 00:26:30,723 IT'S A PRETTY SIMPLE QUESTION, 659 00:26:30,723 --> 00:26:32,391 JOY! 660 00:26:32,391 --> 00:26:35,995 >> EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT IN HERE? 661 00:26:35,995 --> 00:26:37,129 >> I KNEW HE WOULDN'T TAKE IT 662 00:26:37,129 --> 00:26:38,130 WELL. 663 00:26:38,130 --> 00:26:40,432 >> TAKE IT WELL? SHE TELLS ME 664 00:26:40,432 --> 00:26:41,768 HOW SHE WALKS AROUND WITH 665 00:26:41,768 --> 00:26:43,235 ANOTHER MAN'S BABY INSIDE OF 666 00:26:43,235 --> 00:26:44,370 HER? WELL, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO 667 00:26:44,370 --> 00:26:46,906 SAY--HO, HO, HO? LET ME TELL YOU 668 00:26:46,906 --> 00:26:48,741 SOMETHING. YOU ARE THE GODDAMN 669 00:26:48,741 --> 00:26:49,842 HO, JOY. 670 00:26:49,842 --> 00:26:51,277 >> LOOK, IT'S DIFFICULT NEWS 671 00:26:51,277 --> 00:26:52,779 TO ABSORB, MR. KRINGLE, BUT YOUR 672 00:26:52,779 --> 00:26:54,781 WIFE HAS JUST BEEN THROUGH MAJOR 673 00:26:54,781 --> 00:26:56,115 SURGERY, AND WE NEED TO STAY 674 00:26:56,115 --> 00:26:57,149 CALM. 675 00:26:57,149 --> 00:26:58,417 >> OH, I'LL BE A LOT CALMER 676 00:26:58,417 --> 00:27:00,052 ONCE I GET AN ANSWER. 677 00:27:04,957 --> 00:27:08,795 >> IT WAS 17 YEARS AGO. 678 00:27:08,795 --> 00:27:10,897 IT WAS JUST ONCE. 679 00:27:10,897 --> 00:27:13,232 >> WHO WAS IT?! 680 00:27:15,367 --> 00:27:19,371 >> IT WAS ANDY. 681 00:27:19,371 --> 00:27:23,743 >> ANDY? 682 00:27:23,743 --> 00:27:27,413 MY ASSISTANT ANDY? 683 00:27:27,413 --> 00:27:30,983 HE WAS--HE WAS 18 YEARS OLD. 684 00:27:30,983 --> 00:27:32,952 HE WAS--HE WAS PAYING HIS WAY 685 00:27:32,952 --> 00:27:34,320 THROUGH COLLEGE BY WORKING FOR 686 00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:37,957 US. HOW COULD YOU DO THAT, JOY? 687 00:27:37,957 --> 00:27:40,126 >> HE PAID ME SOME GODDAMN 688 00:27:40,126 --> 00:27:42,461 ATTENTION, WES. AFTER THE 689 00:27:42,461 --> 00:27:44,363 DOCTORS TOLD US YOUR SPERM 690 00:27:44,363 --> 00:27:46,833 WASN'T VIABLE, YOU JUST JUMPED 691 00:27:46,833 --> 00:27:49,736 HEADLONG INTO THE WHOLE SANTA 692 00:27:49,736 --> 00:27:51,738 THING AND ALL THE LITTLE BRATS 693 00:27:51,738 --> 00:27:55,074 THAT WORSHIPPED YOU, AND IT WAS 694 00:27:55,074 --> 00:27:56,943 ALL ABOUT THEM AND YOUR CAREER, 695 00:27:56,943 --> 00:27:59,245 AND I GOT A LITTLE LONELY. 696 00:27:59,245 --> 00:28:00,813 I COULDN'T TALK TO YOU. 697 00:28:00,813 --> 00:28:05,217 I STILL CAN'T. 698 00:28:05,217 --> 00:28:06,853 >> I'LL NEVER GET PAST THIS, 699 00:28:06,853 --> 00:28:11,023 JOY...EVER. 700 00:28:11,023 --> 00:28:12,524 >> YOU KNOW, MR. KRINGLE, 701 00:28:12,524 --> 00:28:15,494 I HAD A SIMILAR EXPERIENCE. 702 00:28:15,494 --> 00:28:17,196 SOMETHING FROM THE PAST CAME UP 703 00:28:17,196 --> 00:28:19,465 IN MY MARRIAGE, AND GIVEN ALL 704 00:28:19,465 --> 00:28:20,967 YOU TWO HAVE BUILT TOGETHER, 705 00:28:20,967 --> 00:28:22,168 I'D HATE TO SEE RASHNESS 706 00:28:22,168 --> 00:28:23,435 PREVAIL HERE. 707 00:28:23,435 --> 00:28:25,938 >> IT'S ALL BEEN A LIE, JOY? 708 00:28:25,938 --> 00:28:27,239 OUR ENTIRE MARRIAGE? 709 00:28:27,239 --> 00:28:29,508 >> NO, OF COURSE NOT. 710 00:28:29,508 --> 00:28:32,945 BUT EVERY DAY ISN'T CHRISTMAS. 711 00:28:32,945 --> 00:28:35,381 SOMETIMES I DON'T FEEL JOLLY. 712 00:28:35,381 --> 00:28:37,149 I FEEL LIKE SHIT. 713 00:28:37,149 --> 00:28:40,186 I'M TIRED OF BEING MRS. SANTA 714 00:28:40,186 --> 00:28:42,922 CLAUS. I JUST WANT TO BE 715 00:28:42,922 --> 00:28:46,058 MYSELF--JOY BECKENDAHL, YOUR 716 00:28:46,058 --> 00:28:50,129 NORMAL, MOODY, MIDDLE-AGED WIFE. 717 00:28:52,098 --> 00:28:53,165 >> WELL, I DON'T THINK THAT'S 718 00:28:53,165 --> 00:28:58,104 POSSIBLE ANYMORE, JOY. 719 00:28:58,104 --> 00:28:59,171 >> MAYBE THERE'S SOMETHING TO 720 00:28:59,171 --> 00:29:01,941 BE SAID FOR EMBRACING THE TRUTH, 721 00:29:01,941 --> 00:29:03,409 FOR LIVING IN THE REALITY OF A 722 00:29:03,409 --> 00:29:04,543 RELATIONSHIP INSTEAD OF THE 723 00:29:04,543 --> 00:29:07,379 MYTH. 724 00:29:07,379 --> 00:29:10,917 >> UH-HUH. WELL, HERE'S MY 725 00:29:10,917 --> 00:29:13,920 REALITY. SHE CAN BE 726 00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:16,288 NORMAL LITTLE JOY BECKENDAHL, 727 00:29:16,288 --> 00:29:19,558 THE EX-MRS. KRINGLE. 728 00:29:19,558 --> 00:29:21,760 SANTA'S GOING SOLO. 729 00:29:37,009 --> 00:29:38,878 >> IF YOU WANT, I CAN GIVE YOU 730 00:29:38,878 --> 00:29:40,179 A GIFT CERTIFICATE FOR MRS. 731 00:29:40,179 --> 00:29:41,313 ALDERMAN TO COME IN FOR A 732 00:29:41,313 --> 00:29:42,314 MASSAGE. 733 00:29:42,314 --> 00:29:43,315 >> OH, PLEASE, MOM. THIS IS 734 00:29:43,315 --> 00:29:44,450 ALREADY TOO MUCH STUFF. 735 00:29:44,450 --> 00:29:46,352 >> AS A MOTHER, I CAN TELL YOU, 736 00:29:46,352 --> 00:29:48,087 IF YOU'RE BEING INVITED TO SPEND 737 00:29:48,087 --> 00:29:49,488 CHRISTMAS EVE AT THEIR HOUSE, 738 00:29:49,488 --> 00:29:50,556 YOU'D BETTER MAKE A GOOD 739 00:29:50,556 --> 00:29:51,557 IMPRESSION. 740 00:29:51,557 --> 00:29:52,558 >> WELL, TRUST ME, GIVING MRS. 741 00:29:52,558 --> 00:29:54,160 ALDERMAN THIS MUCH FREE SWAG 742 00:29:54,160 --> 00:29:55,194 WILL LEAVE THE IMPRESSION THAT 743 00:29:55,194 --> 00:29:57,263 I'M READY TO MARRY HER DAUGHTER. 744 00:29:57,263 --> 00:30:00,900 >> WHAT'S ARIEL'S MOM LIKE? 745 00:30:00,900 --> 00:30:02,368 >> SHE'S NICE. YOU KNOW, 746 00:30:02,368 --> 00:30:05,437 TYPICAL MOM. NOTHING LIKE YOU. 747 00:30:09,075 --> 00:30:12,144 I DIDN'T MEAN THAT IN A BAD WAY. 748 00:30:12,144 --> 00:30:13,479 >> SURE YOU DIDN'T. 749 00:30:13,479 --> 00:30:15,915 >> NO. I MEANT YOU'RE MORE THAN 750 00:30:15,915 --> 00:30:20,486 JUST A MOTHER. YOU'RE A BIG SHOT 751 00:30:20,486 --> 00:30:22,088 BUSINESSWOMAN WITH A WHOLE NEW 752 00:30:22,088 --> 00:30:24,156 CAREER FOR YOURSELF. 753 00:30:24,156 --> 00:30:25,624 THAT'S A HELL OF A LOT BETTER 754 00:30:25,624 --> 00:30:27,226 THAN BEING A STAY-AT-HOME MOM, 755 00:30:27,226 --> 00:30:31,130 RIGHT? 756 00:30:31,130 --> 00:30:32,932 >> OH, HONEY, YOU DON'T NEED 757 00:30:32,932 --> 00:30:35,167 THIS. THIS IS MEDICAL-GRADE 758 00:30:35,167 --> 00:30:36,969 SKIN BLEACH. 759 00:30:36,969 --> 00:30:38,971 >> OH, WOW. THANKS FOR CATCHING 760 00:30:38,971 --> 00:30:39,972 THAT. 761 00:30:39,972 --> 00:30:40,973 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 762 00:30:40,973 --> 00:30:42,374 >> BELIEVE ME, IF MRS. ALDERMAN 763 00:30:42,374 --> 00:30:44,076 EVER PUT THAT ON BY MISTAKE, 764 00:30:44,076 --> 00:30:46,678 YOU WOULD NEVER BE INVITED BACK. 765 00:30:46,678 --> 00:30:50,649 [RING] 766 00:30:50,649 --> 00:30:53,619 >> SPA DE LA MER. 767 00:30:53,619 --> 00:30:56,956 HELLO? 768 00:30:56,956 --> 00:31:00,659 HELLO? 769 00:31:00,659 --> 00:31:03,329 [CELL PHONE BEEPS] 770 00:31:03,329 --> 00:31:04,396 >> HELLO? 771 00:31:04,396 --> 00:31:05,531 [DIAL TONE] 772 00:31:05,531 --> 00:31:06,465 [BEEPS] 773 00:31:11,303 --> 00:31:13,705 >> UM, THANKS. YOU'RE BUSY. 774 00:31:13,705 --> 00:31:16,342 I'LL CALL YOU LATER, OK? BYE. 775 00:31:22,982 --> 00:31:24,150 [BEEPS] 776 00:31:25,985 --> 00:31:27,954 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 777 00:31:27,954 --> 00:31:29,021 [BEEPS] 778 00:31:29,021 --> 00:31:30,389 >> HELLO. 779 00:31:30,389 --> 00:31:35,494 >> DID YOU JUST CALL ME? 780 00:31:35,494 --> 00:31:37,563 >> DID I? 781 00:31:37,563 --> 00:31:41,400 UM...YEAH. 782 00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:46,405 >> WHY DID YOU HANG UP? 783 00:31:46,405 --> 00:31:48,607 >> I WAS CHICKEN. 784 00:31:52,544 --> 00:31:55,081 I WAS CALLING TO SEE WHAT YOU 785 00:31:55,081 --> 00:31:57,683 WERE DOING CHRISTMAS EVE. 786 00:31:57,683 --> 00:32:00,319 >> OH. 787 00:32:03,990 --> 00:32:06,358 >> ARE YOU BUSY? 788 00:32:06,358 --> 00:32:09,996 >> SORT OF. UH... 789 00:32:09,996 --> 00:32:15,001 I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT. UM... 790 00:32:15,001 --> 00:32:16,268 AND I'LL PROBABLY WANT TO BE 791 00:32:16,268 --> 00:32:18,137 ALONE LATER. 792 00:32:26,145 --> 00:32:27,146 >> MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE 793 00:32:27,146 --> 00:32:29,115 SOMEONE DRIVE YOU. 794 00:32:36,688 --> 00:32:39,058 >> [GIGGLING] 795 00:32:39,058 --> 00:32:40,359 COME ON, LET ME SEE IT, 796 00:32:40,359 --> 00:32:41,460 LET ME SEE IT, LET ME SEE IT. 797 00:32:41,460 --> 00:32:44,730 >> ALL RIGHT. JEEZ. 798 00:32:44,730 --> 00:32:45,797 >> OH! 799 00:32:45,797 --> 00:32:48,300 >> MERRY CHRISTMAS. 800 00:32:48,300 --> 00:32:49,735 >> SILLY. YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO 801 00:32:49,735 --> 00:32:51,270 WRAP IT. 802 00:32:55,374 --> 00:32:57,743 UH, WHAT IS THIS? 803 00:32:57,743 --> 00:33:01,580 >> UM...DR. SLOAN IS A 804 00:33:01,580 --> 00:33:03,315 PSYCHOTHERAPIST WHO SPECIALIZES 805 00:33:03,315 --> 00:33:04,650 IN TEEN IMAGE ISSUES. 806 00:33:04,650 --> 00:33:08,487 MY GRANDMOTHER RECOMMENDED HER. 807 00:33:08,487 --> 00:33:11,223 >> FOR WHAT? 808 00:33:11,223 --> 00:33:12,758 >> I THINK YOU NEED TO TALK TO 809 00:33:12,758 --> 00:33:14,126 SOMEONE ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE GOING 810 00:33:14,126 --> 00:33:15,694 THROUGH, ALL THIS PARANOIA ABOUT 811 00:33:15,694 --> 00:33:17,096 BEING BLACK. I'M WORRIED. 812 00:33:17,096 --> 00:33:18,097 YOU KNOW, YOU'RE LIKE AN 813 00:33:18,097 --> 00:33:19,231 ANOREXIC. ONLY YOU CAN'T GET 814 00:33:19,231 --> 00:33:20,266 WHITE ENOUGH. 815 00:33:20,266 --> 00:33:21,733 >> YOU ARE GETTING WAY TOO 816 00:33:21,733 --> 00:33:23,435 SERIOUS. COME ON, JUST--WHERE'S 817 00:33:23,435 --> 00:33:24,636 THE CREAM? 818 00:33:24,636 --> 00:33:26,372 >> LOOK, I AM SERIOUS, ARIEL. 819 00:33:26,372 --> 00:33:27,606 I THINK YOU NEED HELP. 820 00:33:27,606 --> 00:33:28,640 >> AND WHEN DID YOU BECOME THE 821 00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:31,710 EXPERT ON MENTAL HEALTH? 822 00:33:33,812 --> 00:33:35,481 AHA! FOUND IT! 823 00:33:35,481 --> 00:33:36,748 >> LOOK, THAT'S ONLY IN THERE 824 00:33:36,748 --> 00:33:37,749 BECAUSE I'M RETURNING IT. 825 00:33:37,749 --> 00:33:38,784 YOU CAN'T HAVE IT. 826 00:33:38,784 --> 00:33:39,785 >> WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM? 827 00:33:39,785 --> 00:33:42,088 YESTERDAY WE WERE HAVING SO 828 00:33:42,088 --> 00:33:43,122 ON BOARD WITH THIS. 829 00:33:43,122 --> 00:33:44,123 >> YEAH, WELL, IT'S NOT FUN 830 00:33:44,123 --> 00:33:45,557 ANYMORE. YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT 831 00:33:45,557 --> 00:33:46,792 HURTING YOURSELF WITH SOMETHING 832 00:33:46,792 --> 00:33:47,793 CRAZY. 833 00:33:47,793 --> 00:33:48,794 >> HURTING MYSELF? THEY SELL 834 00:33:48,794 --> 00:33:50,462 THIS IN BEAUTY PARLORS, MATT. 835 00:33:50,462 --> 00:33:51,697 WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? 836 00:33:51,697 --> 00:33:52,798 >> IT'S STRONGER THAN THAT 837 00:33:52,798 --> 00:33:53,799 STUFF. 838 00:33:53,799 --> 00:33:55,101 >> YOU KNOW WHAT? IF I KNEW YOU 839 00:33:55,101 --> 00:33:56,135 WERE GONNA BE LIKE THIS, 840 00:33:56,135 --> 00:34:00,639 I WOULD HAVE ORDERED IT ONLINE. 841 00:34:00,639 --> 00:34:02,674 YOU THINK IT'S WORKING? 842 00:34:02,674 --> 00:34:05,311 HOW DO I LOOK? 843 00:34:05,311 --> 00:34:09,248 >> A LITTLE INSANE, ACTUALLY. 844 00:34:09,248 --> 00:34:10,349 >> YOU KNOW WHAT? SCREW YOU, 845 00:34:10,349 --> 00:34:11,850 MATT. I THOUGHT YOU ACTUALLY 846 00:34:11,850 --> 00:34:13,152 UNDERSTOOD WHAT I WAS GOING 847 00:34:13,152 --> 00:34:14,153 THROUGH, BUT YOU DON'T! 848 00:34:14,153 --> 00:34:15,554 I SHOULD HAVE NEVER TRUSTED YOU! 849 00:34:15,554 --> 00:34:16,855 GET OUT! 850 00:34:16,855 --> 00:34:18,757 >> FINE. 851 00:34:26,132 --> 00:34:27,466 >> ASSHOLE. 852 00:34:31,837 --> 00:34:34,706 >> WAIT. DON'T LEAVE. 853 00:34:34,706 --> 00:34:35,707 >> NO, I THINK YOU WERE RIGHT. 854 00:34:35,707 --> 00:34:36,708 I SHOULD GO. 855 00:34:36,708 --> 00:34:37,843 >> MY FACE--IT FEELS LIKE IT'S 856 00:34:37,843 --> 00:34:38,844 ON FIRE. 857 00:34:38,844 --> 00:34:39,845 >> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 858 00:34:39,845 --> 00:34:43,415 >> MY FACE. HOW DO YOU MAKE IT 859 00:34:43,415 --> 00:34:44,683 HOW DO YOU MAKE IT STOP?! 860 00:34:44,683 --> 00:34:46,418 OW! YOU'RE MAKING IT WORSE! 861 00:34:46,418 --> 00:34:49,455 >> OK, OK! COME ON! 862 00:34:49,455 --> 00:34:51,223 >> [CRYING] 863 00:34:51,223 --> 00:34:52,224 [SCREAMING AND SHOUTING 864 00:34:52,224 --> 00:34:55,394 INDISTINCTLY] 865 00:35:04,670 --> 00:35:05,804 >> IS SHE GONNA BE OK? 866 00:35:05,804 --> 00:35:07,273 >> IT'S NOTHING WORSE THAN A 867 00:35:07,273 --> 00:35:09,541 FIRST-DEGREE BURN. 868 00:35:09,541 --> 00:35:11,443 YOU'RE LUCKY MATT BROUGHT YOU IN 869 00:35:11,443 --> 00:35:13,479 AS SOON AS HE DID. THERE SHOULD 870 00:35:13,479 --> 00:35:17,283 BE NO PERMANENT SCARRING. 871 00:35:17,283 --> 00:35:19,651 >> THANK YOU, BY THE WAY. 872 00:35:19,651 --> 00:35:21,920 >> SO I GUESS PLASTIC SURGEONS 873 00:35:21,920 --> 00:35:23,422 AREN'T THE DEVIL WHEN YOU NEED 874 00:35:23,422 --> 00:35:25,191 THEM, HUH? 875 00:35:25,191 --> 00:35:26,658 MATT, CAN I HAVE A WORD? 876 00:35:34,833 --> 00:35:36,502 YOU'RE BOTH VERY LUCKY. 877 00:35:36,502 --> 00:35:37,569 IF SHE HAD A REACTION, 878 00:35:37,569 --> 00:35:38,837 SHE'D BE IN SHOCK RIGHT NOW. 879 00:35:38,837 --> 00:35:40,706 >> YEAH. I TOLD HER IT WAS A BAD 880 00:35:40,706 --> 00:35:41,840 IDEA. 881 00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:42,974 >> NOW, WAS THAT BEFORE OR AFTER 882 00:35:42,974 --> 00:35:43,975 YOU STOLE THE CREAM FROM YOUR 883 00:35:43,975 --> 00:35:46,445 MOTHER? HMM? 884 00:35:46,445 --> 00:35:47,613 LOOK, YOU WANT TO SHAVE YOUR 885 00:35:47,613 --> 00:35:48,714 HEAD AND RUIN YOUR LIFE, THAT'S 886 00:35:48,714 --> 00:35:49,715 FINE, BUT WHEN YOU START HURTING 887 00:35:49,715 --> 00:35:50,716 OTHER PEOPLE, THAT'S WHEN I HAVE 888 00:35:50,716 --> 00:35:51,717 A PROBLEM. 889 00:35:51,717 --> 00:35:54,320 >> LOOK, I CAME TO YOU FOR HELP, 890 00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:55,754 BUT IF THIS IS GONNA TURN INTO 891 00:35:55,754 --> 00:35:56,822 A FATHER/SON LECTURE, THEN-- 892 00:35:56,822 --> 00:35:57,856 >> LET'S STOP PRETENDING WE 893 00:35:57,856 --> 00:35:58,857 HAVE A FATHER/SON RELATIONSHIP, 894 00:35:58,857 --> 00:36:00,592 SHALL WE? 895 00:36:00,592 --> 00:36:01,627 >> OK. 896 00:36:01,627 --> 00:36:04,463 >> I'M BILLING YOU FOR MY TIME. 897 00:36:04,463 --> 00:36:07,666 >> MATT! HEY-- 898 00:36:07,666 --> 00:36:10,536 ARIEL. WHAT--WHAT'S GOING ON 899 00:36:10,536 --> 00:36:11,470 HERE? 900 00:36:11,470 --> 00:36:12,704 >> DAD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 901 00:36:12,704 --> 00:36:13,872 >> WELL, MATT CALLED ME. 902 00:36:13,872 --> 00:36:15,841 WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE? 903 00:36:15,841 --> 00:36:17,409 >> SHE HAD A REACTION TO A 904 00:36:17,409 --> 00:36:18,610 SKIN-BLEACHING CREAM. 905 00:36:18,610 --> 00:36:19,611 NOTHING SEVERE. SHE'S GONNA BE 906 00:36:19,611 --> 00:36:20,479 FINE. 907 00:36:20,479 --> 00:36:22,013 >> WHY DID YOU CALL HIM? 908 00:36:22,013 --> 00:36:23,482 >> BECAUSE YOU CAN'T KEEP 909 00:36:23,482 --> 00:36:25,317 HIDING THIS ANYMORE, ARIEL. 910 00:36:25,317 --> 00:36:26,718 >> HIDING WHAT? WHAT-- 911 00:36:26,718 --> 00:36:28,887 HOW DID THIS HAPPEN? 912 00:36:28,887 --> 00:36:30,756 >> UM, MATT SAID THAT I SHOULD 913 00:36:30,756 --> 00:36:31,990 LIGHTEN MY FRECKLES, SO HE STOLE 914 00:36:31,990 --> 00:36:33,592 SOME BLEACH CREAM FROM HIS MOM'S 915 00:36:33,592 --> 00:36:34,993 SPA, AND WE PUT IT ON MY FACE 916 00:36:34,993 --> 00:36:36,628 AND I HAD A REACTION. 917 00:36:36,628 --> 00:36:39,765 >> YOU DID THIS? 918 00:36:39,765 --> 00:36:41,032 >> TELL HIM WHAT YOU TOLD ME 919 00:36:41,032 --> 00:36:43,034 ABOUT THE RESEARCH PAPER. 920 00:36:43,034 --> 00:36:45,036 HONEY, I WON'T LET HIM HURT YOU. 921 00:36:45,036 --> 00:36:45,904 >> I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE 922 00:36:45,904 --> 00:36:47,773 TALKING ABOUT. 923 00:36:47,773 --> 00:36:49,975 >> ARIEL DISCOVERED THAT HER 924 00:36:49,975 --> 00:36:51,643 MOTHER, YOUR WIFE, COMES FROM 925 00:36:51,643 --> 00:36:53,779 AFRICAN LINEAGE, BUT SHE WAS SO 926 00:36:53,779 --> 00:36:55,781 AFRAID OF WHAT YOU MIGHT DO 927 00:36:55,781 --> 00:36:57,048 THAT SHE TRIED TO BLEACH HER 928 00:36:57,048 --> 00:36:57,983 SKIN. 929 00:36:57,983 --> 00:36:58,917 >> WHAT? 930 00:36:58,917 --> 00:37:00,386 >> JUST TELL HER THAT BEING 931 00:37:00,386 --> 00:37:02,521 1/16 BLACK DOESN'T MATTER TO 932 00:37:02,521 --> 00:37:04,490 YOU, THAT YOUR LOVE FOR HER 933 00:37:04,490 --> 00:37:05,857 IS NOT BASED ON WHAT COLOR SHE 934 00:37:05,857 --> 00:37:07,393 IS. 935 00:37:07,393 --> 00:37:10,529 >> HMM? IS THAT TRUE? 936 00:37:10,529 --> 00:37:12,564 >> OF COURSE NOT. 937 00:37:12,564 --> 00:37:14,500 DAD, I'M NOT BLACK. 938 00:37:14,500 --> 00:37:15,734 HE'S JUST SAYING THIS TO YOU 939 00:37:15,734 --> 00:37:16,802 BECAUSE HE DOESN'T WANT TO GET 940 00:37:16,802 --> 00:37:18,069 IN TROUBLE. YOU ARE A SICK 941 00:37:18,069 --> 00:37:18,970 PERSON-- 942 00:37:18,970 --> 00:37:22,308 >> YOU DON'T THINK THAT I'D EVER 943 00:37:22,308 --> 00:37:25,010 HURT YOU, DO YOU, SWEETHEART? 944 00:37:36,688 --> 00:37:38,890 I WELCOME YOU INTO OUR HOME 945 00:37:38,890 --> 00:37:40,559 AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME, 946 00:37:40,559 --> 00:37:43,529 BY MAKING UP THESE HATEFUL LIES? 947 00:37:43,529 --> 00:37:45,096 >> MR. ALDERMAN, SHE'LL DO 948 00:37:45,096 --> 00:37:47,032 SOMETHING WORSE NEXT TIME. 949 00:37:47,032 --> 00:37:48,434 >> NO, MY DAUGHTER IS ONE OF THE 950 00:37:48,434 --> 00:37:50,101 MOST CONFIDENT, STRONG WOMEN 951 00:37:50,101 --> 00:37:51,102 THAT I HAVE EVER KNOWN, AND YOU 952 00:37:51,102 --> 00:37:52,571 COULDN'T HANDLE THAT, COULD YOU? 953 00:37:52,571 --> 00:37:53,772 SO YOU TRIED TO CHANGE HER FACE 954 00:37:53,772 --> 00:37:55,441 SO THAT YOU'D FEEL BETTER ABOUT 955 00:37:55,441 --> 00:37:56,442 YOURSELF. YOU KNOW, THAT'S NO 956 00:37:56,442 --> 00:37:57,443 DIFFERENT THAN WHAT HE DOES. 957 00:37:57,443 --> 00:37:58,844 >> MY SON SAVED YOUR DAUGHTER 958 00:37:58,844 --> 00:38:00,546 FROM A SEVERE BURN. NOW, YOU CAN 959 00:38:00,546 --> 00:38:01,813 BELIEVE YOUR OWN BULLSHIT IF YOU 960 00:38:01,813 --> 00:38:03,014 WANT TO. THAT'S FINE. BUT UNLESS 961 00:38:03,014 --> 00:38:04,583 YOU WANT A PROBLEM WITH ME, 962 00:38:04,583 --> 00:38:07,018 I SUGGEST YOU LEAVE NOW. 963 00:38:07,018 --> 00:38:09,455 >> AS LONG AS YOUR SON STAYS 964 00:38:09,455 --> 00:38:12,123 AWAY FROM MY DAUGHTER, WE HAVE 965 00:38:12,123 --> 00:38:13,625 NO PROBLEM. 966 00:38:23,602 --> 00:38:27,506 >> WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME? 967 00:38:27,506 --> 00:38:29,140 >> BECAUSE PEOPLE ONLY BELIEVE 968 00:38:29,140 --> 00:38:31,076 WHAT THEY WANT TO. 969 00:38:34,546 --> 00:38:37,616 >> SO, LOOKS LIKE MY ADVICE FELL 970 00:38:37,616 --> 00:38:39,150 ON DEAF EARS. 971 00:38:39,150 --> 00:38:41,487 >> OH, I HEARD YOU, DOCTOR. 972 00:38:41,487 --> 00:38:43,054 IT'S JUST THAT I HADN'T MET 973 00:38:43,054 --> 00:38:45,891 CIRCE YET. [CHUCKLES] 974 00:38:45,891 --> 00:38:48,894 WELL, THAT'S NOT QUITE TRUE. 975 00:38:48,894 --> 00:38:50,729 JOY USED TO CATCH US FLIRTING 976 00:38:50,729 --> 00:38:53,164 ALL THE TIME. CIRCE WORKED AT 977 00:38:53,164 --> 00:38:54,500 THE CINNABUN NEAR THE NORTH 978 00:38:54,500 --> 00:38:55,634 POLE. 979 00:38:55,634 --> 00:38:57,035 >> WELL, SHE'S NOT GOING TO 980 00:38:57,035 --> 00:38:58,169 CATCH YOU HERE IF THAT'S WHAT 981 00:38:58,169 --> 00:38:59,638 YOU WERE HOPING. YOUR WIFE 982 00:38:59,638 --> 00:39:01,407 CHECKED OUT THIS MORNING. 983 00:39:01,407 --> 00:39:02,508 >> SHE DID? 984 00:39:02,508 --> 00:39:03,875 >> YES. 985 00:39:03,875 --> 00:39:05,777 >> WELL, SO WHAT? 986 00:39:05,777 --> 00:39:07,713 SHE'LL--SHE'LL HEAR ABOUT IT, 987 00:39:07,713 --> 00:39:09,180 ONE WAY OR ANOTHER. 988 00:39:09,180 --> 00:39:11,450 >> I WORK WITH SANTA NOW. 989 00:39:11,450 --> 00:39:13,051 >> AND YOU WORK QUICKLY. 990 00:39:13,051 --> 00:39:15,521 >> LOOK, DOC, ALL YEAR LONG 991 00:39:15,521 --> 00:39:17,656 IT'S, UH, "GIMME AN X-BOX. GIMME 992 00:39:17,656 --> 00:39:20,058 A SPONGEBOB." I SPEND MY LIFE 993 00:39:20,058 --> 00:39:21,660 FULFILLING OTHER PEOPLE'S 994 00:39:21,660 --> 00:39:22,794 WISHES. I'M SURE YOU KNOW 995 00:39:22,794 --> 00:39:25,531 SOMETHING ABOUT THAT. 996 00:39:25,531 --> 00:39:26,832 THIS YEAR SANTA GOT HIMSELF A 997 00:39:26,832 --> 00:39:28,066 PRESENT. [CHUCKLES] 998 00:39:28,066 --> 00:39:31,437 CIRCE HERE HAS A FANTASTIC, 999 00:39:31,437 --> 00:39:33,672 WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS SPIRIT, AND 1000 00:39:33,672 --> 00:39:35,541 I'D LIKE TO REWARD HER WITH SOME 1001 00:39:35,541 --> 00:39:38,677 DOUBLE Ds. COME ON, DOC. 1002 00:39:38,677 --> 00:39:40,078 WHAT BETTER WAY TO PROMOTE 1003 00:39:40,078 --> 00:39:41,813 SANTA'S NEW IMAGE THAN BY 1004 00:39:41,813 --> 00:39:44,683 SHOWING OFF HIS HEALTHY YOUNG 1005 00:39:44,683 --> 00:39:46,652 WOMAN? 1006 00:39:46,652 --> 00:39:47,886 [MUSIC PLAYS] 1007 00:39:47,886 --> 00:39:49,821 >> * SANTA, BABY, 1008 00:39:49,821 --> 00:39:51,089 * JUST SLIP A SABLE 1009 00:39:51,089 --> 00:39:55,393 UNDER THE TREE AND CALL ME... * 1010 00:40:05,837 --> 00:40:07,473 >> * CHESTNUTS ROASTING 1011 00:40:07,473 --> 00:40:11,176 ON AN OPEN FIRE... * 1012 00:40:13,579 --> 00:40:15,246 >> MATTY. WHAT ARE YOU DOING 1013 00:40:15,246 --> 00:40:16,247 HERE? 1014 00:40:16,247 --> 00:40:17,983 >> I DIDN'T--I DIDN'T THINK 1015 00:40:17,983 --> 00:40:20,586 YOU'D BE HOME ON CHRISTMAS EVE. 1016 00:40:20,586 --> 00:40:22,120 UH, I WAS JUST LEAVING THAT FOR 1017 00:40:22,120 --> 00:40:23,855 YOU. 1018 00:40:34,633 --> 00:40:37,703 IT'S AN I.O.U. 30 HOURS SLAVE 1019 00:40:37,703 --> 00:40:40,572 LABOR--CAR WASHES, COFFEE RUNS, 1020 00:40:40,572 --> 00:40:41,707 WHATEVER YOU NEED TO PAY OFF 1021 00:40:41,707 --> 00:40:44,876 ARIEL'S VISIT. I'M NOT EXACTLY 1022 00:40:44,876 --> 00:40:48,146 LIQUID RIGHT NOW. 1023 00:40:48,146 --> 00:40:49,781 MERRY CHRISTMAS. 1024 00:40:49,781 --> 00:40:51,883 >> YOU HUNGRY? I JUST BOUGHT 1025 00:40:51,883 --> 00:40:54,720 A TON OF FOOD. 1026 00:40:59,958 --> 00:41:02,227 [FOOTBALL GAME ON TV] 1027 00:41:02,227 --> 00:41:03,595 Announcer: ...THE ONE-YARD LINE 1028 00:41:03,595 --> 00:41:06,765 BY SANDS. AND HE WAS TAKEN DOWN 1029 00:41:06,765 --> 00:41:09,034 AT THE 23-YARD LINE. ANDRE 1030 00:41:09,034 --> 00:41:10,669 FRAZIER HAD HIM IN HIS SIGHTS, 1031 00:41:10,669 --> 00:41:12,538 MADE THE HIT, AND THERE'S A FLAG 1032 00:41:12,538 --> 00:41:14,239 DOWN AT THE 15-YARD LINE. 1033 00:41:14,239 --> 00:41:15,306 SO WE'LL START WITH A... 1034 00:41:15,306 --> 00:41:17,175 >> NOT A BAD WAY TO SPEND THE 1035 00:41:17,175 --> 00:41:18,243 HOLIDAYS. 1036 00:41:18,243 --> 00:41:22,047 >> MM, NO. TWO SINGLE MEN 1037 00:41:22,047 --> 00:41:24,182 WATCHING FOOTBALL, EATING 1038 00:41:24,182 --> 00:41:28,253 CHINESE. THAT'S AMERICA. 1039 00:41:32,290 --> 00:41:34,760 HOW ARE YOU DOING, BY THE WAY? 1040 00:41:37,262 --> 00:41:39,264 >> I DON'T THINK ABOUT HER. 1041 00:41:45,070 --> 00:41:46,672 I WAS PROUD OF WHAT YOU DID 1042 00:41:46,672 --> 00:41:48,206 EARLIER. STANDING UP TO THAT 1043 00:41:48,206 --> 00:41:49,775 ASSHOLE TOOK GUTS. 1044 00:41:49,775 --> 00:41:51,209 >> IT'S NOT GONNA CHANGE 1045 00:41:51,209 --> 00:41:52,944 ANYTHING, MAN. THEY'LL GO ON 1046 00:41:52,944 --> 00:41:54,680 LIVING THEIR LIE AND NO ONE WILL 1047 00:41:54,680 --> 00:41:57,883 EVER TALK ABOUT IT. 1048 00:42:00,819 --> 00:42:02,353 >> YOU EVER WISH YOU DIDN'T KNOW 1049 00:42:02,353 --> 00:42:04,222 ABOUT ME...BEING YOUR BIOLOGICAL 1050 00:42:04,222 --> 00:42:05,757 FATHER? 1051 00:42:09,961 --> 00:42:13,098 >> YEAH. 1052 00:42:13,098 --> 00:42:14,966 IT WAS CERTAINLY EASIER NOT 1053 00:42:14,966 --> 00:42:17,969 KNOWING. 1054 00:42:17,969 --> 00:42:19,605 BUT, UH... 1055 00:42:23,241 --> 00:42:25,677 I'M ADJUSTING. 1056 00:42:32,818 --> 00:42:34,753 YOU? 1057 00:42:39,357 --> 00:42:42,127 >> I'M ADJUSTING, TOO. 1058 00:42:42,127 --> 00:42:45,130 [MUSIC PLAYS] 1059 00:42:51,402 --> 00:42:55,741 >> * OOH OOH, 1060 00:42:55,741 --> 00:43:01,146 OOH OOH OOH OOH, 1061 00:43:01,146 --> 00:43:04,883 O HOLY NIGHT... * 1062 00:43:04,883 --> 00:43:06,752 >> UH, I'M JULIA McNAMARA. 1063 00:43:06,752 --> 00:43:09,888 I HAVE A 7:30 APPOINTMENT. 1064 00:43:09,888 --> 00:43:11,422 >> JUST FILL THIS OUT, MRS. 1065 00:43:11,422 --> 00:43:12,891 McNAMARA. 1066 00:43:12,891 --> 00:43:14,425 >> * ...THE NIGHT 1067 00:43:14,425 --> 00:43:18,930 OF THE DEAR SAVIOR'S BIRTH... * 1068 00:43:18,930 --> 00:43:20,165 [THUNDER] 1069 00:43:20,165 --> 00:43:21,800 >> RAIN STARTED YET? 1070 00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:25,036 >> NOT YET. 1071 00:43:25,036 --> 00:43:29,174 ANY MINUTE, THOUGH. 1072 00:43:29,174 --> 00:43:31,009 THANK YOU. 1073 00:43:31,009 --> 00:43:32,778 >> THANK YOU. PLEASE HAVE A 1074 00:43:32,778 --> 00:43:34,212 SEAT. THE DOCTOR WILL BE OUT 1075 00:43:34,212 --> 00:43:35,313 IN A FEW MINUTES. 1076 00:43:35,313 --> 00:43:37,182 >> * LONG LAY THE WORLD 1077 00:43:37,182 --> 00:43:43,755 IN SIN AND ERROR PINING, 1078 00:43:43,755 --> 00:43:46,324 THEN HE APPEARED 1079 00:43:46,324 --> 00:43:53,331 AND THE SOUL FELT ITS WORTH, 1080 00:43:53,331 --> 00:43:57,936 A THRILL OF HOPE, 1081 00:43:57,936 --> 00:44:01,006 THE WEARY SOUL REJOICES... * 1082 00:44:01,006 --> 00:44:03,474 >> I WAS THINKING...THIS IS OUR 1083 00:44:03,474 --> 00:44:04,943 FIRST CHRISTMAS EVE ALONE 1084 00:44:04,943 --> 00:44:07,212 WITHOUT THE KIDS IN 18 YEARS. 1085 00:44:07,212 --> 00:44:10,481 >> * A NEW AND GLORIOUS MORN * 1086 00:44:10,481 --> 00:44:12,350 >> YES. JUST THINKING THE SAME 1087 00:44:12,350 --> 00:44:13,484 THING. 1088 00:44:13,484 --> 00:44:20,491 >> * FALL ON YOUR KNEES, 1089 00:44:20,491 --> 00:44:27,498 OH, HEAR THE ANGELS' VOICES * 1090 00:44:27,498 --> 00:44:29,735 >> IT'S YOUR BABY, SEAN. 1091 00:44:29,735 --> 00:44:34,372 >> * O NIGHT DIVINE... * 1092 00:44:34,372 --> 00:44:37,508 >> I KNOW. 1093 00:44:37,508 --> 00:44:41,246 >> * O NIGHT... * 1094 00:44:41,246 --> 00:44:42,814 >> MRS. McNAMARA? THE DOCTOR'S 1095 00:44:42,814 --> 00:44:44,382 READY FOR YOU NOW. 1096 00:44:44,382 --> 00:44:48,119 >> OK. 1097 00:44:48,119 --> 00:44:52,390 >> * O NIGHT... 1098 00:44:52,390 --> 00:45:00,498 O HOLY NIGHT, 1099 00:45:00,498 --> 00:45:07,272 O NIGHT DIVINE, 1100 00:45:07,272 --> 00:45:13,912 O NIGHT * 1101 00:45:18,016 --> 00:45:22,387 * TRULY HE TAUGHT US 1102 00:45:22,387 --> 00:45:28,393 TO LOVE ONE ANOTHER, 1103 00:45:28,393 --> 00:45:31,296 HIS LAW IS LOVE, 1104 00:45:31,296 --> 00:45:38,436 AND HIS GOSPEL IS PEACE * 1105 00:45:38,436 --> 00:45:41,306 >> I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS. 1106 00:45:41,306 --> 00:45:42,507 >> ME NEITHER. 1107 00:45:42,507 --> 00:45:45,410 >> * FOR THE SLAVE IS OUR... * 1108 00:45:45,410 --> 00:45:46,912 >> LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 1109 00:45:46,912 --> 00:45:49,280 >> * BROTHER... 1110 00:45:49,280 --> 00:45:51,582 AND IN HIS NAME 1111 00:45:51,582 --> 00:45:58,456 ALL OPPRESSION SHALL CEASE, 1112 00:45:58,456 --> 00:46:03,328 SWEET HYMNS OF JOY 1113 00:46:03,328 --> 00:46:08,199 IN GRATEFUL CHORUS RISE, 1114 00:46:08,199 --> 00:46:12,904 LET ALL WITHIN US 1115 00:46:12,904 --> 00:46:17,475 PRAISE HIS HOLY NAME, 1116 00:46:17,475 --> 00:46:25,616 CHRIST IS OUR LORD, 1117 00:46:25,616 --> 00:46:35,226 * O HEAR THE ANGELS' VOICES, 1118 00:46:35,226 --> 00:46:42,868 O NIGHT DIVINE, 1119 00:46:42,868 --> 00:46:53,511 O NIGHT WHEN CHRIST WAS BORN, 1120 00:46:53,511 --> 00:46:58,116 O NIGHT... 1121 00:46:58,116 --> 00:47:05,523 O NIGHT...O NIGHT, 1122 00:47:05,523 --> 00:47:14,032 O NIGHT DIVINE * 1123 00:47:20,671 --> 00:47:22,007 [CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL 1124 00:47:22,007 --> 00:47:23,141 CAPTIONING INSTITUTE 1125 00:47:23,141 --> 00:47:24,475 --www.ncicap.org--]