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>> REMIND ME. WHY AM I DOING

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THIS AGAIN?

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>> BECAUSE YOU LOVE ME. BECAUSE

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IT'S MY FANTASY. AND BECAUSE MY

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MONIQUE LHUILLIER DRESS IS A

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SIZE ZERO, AND I AM NOT GOING

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TO FEEL LIKE THE PERFECT BRIDE

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UNLESS I FIT INTO IT.

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>> THE THINGS YOU DO FOR LOVE.

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HIT IT.

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[MUSIC PLAYING]

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>> WILL THE BRUISING BE BAD?

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>> WITH MICRO LIPO, THERE IS NO

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BRUISING. IT SHOULD HEAL IN A

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DAY OR SO. IN FACT, YOU WILL BE

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FEELING SO GOOD THAT WE COULD

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DUCK OUT FOR A QUICK LUNCH.

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>> NO TIME FOR LUNCH,

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CHRISTIAN. I GOT TO MEET WITH

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THE WEDDING PLANNER.

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>> DO YOU THINK THESE WEDDING

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JITTERS ARE MAKING YOU A LITTLE

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FORGETFUL, SWEETHEART? YOU

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HAVEN'T SIGNED YOUR FIDELITY

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PRE-NUP.

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>> OK. I'M GOING TO DO IT. I

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KNOW, I'M THE ONE WHO WANTED

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IT. IT'S JUST THAT I HAVEN'T

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YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE TO DO THE

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>> WHY ARE YOU FASTING?

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>> BECAUSE MY DRESS SHOWS EVERY

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>> WHICH I AM REMOVING AS WE

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SPEAK.

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>> I KNOW. BUT AT THIS POINT, I

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WILL GAIN WEIGHT IF I EVEN

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LOOK AT CAKE.

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>> WHAT IS THE POINT OF HAVING

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A WEDDING IF WE CAN'T ENJOY

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THIS KIND OF STUFF TOGETHER?

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>> IF I GAIN ANY OF THIS

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WEIGHT BACK, NOBODY'S GOING TO

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BE HAVING FUN BECAUSE I'M NOT

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GONNA BE THERE.

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>> FINE. I'LL DO THE TASTING.

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BUT JUST KEEP IN MIND IF YOU

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DON'T SIGN THAT PRE-NUP AND

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AGREE IN WRITING TO STOP

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DIRECTING DOUBLE ENTRY

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GANG-BANGS, THERE WON'T EVEN BE

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A WEDDING.

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>> TELL ME WHAT YOU DON'T LIKE

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ABOUT YOURSELF, MS. BERG.

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>> I'M HER MOTHER, MIRIAM BERG.

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AND I WAS JUST TELLING MADISON

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WHEN I TURNED 16, MY PARENTS

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JUST ANNOUNCED, "IF YOU WANT TO

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GET A HUSBAND, YOU GOING TO HAVE

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TO GET YOUR NOSE DONE."

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>> MY PARENTS BIG JOKE IS THAT

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I WOULDN'T BE HERE TODAY IF IT

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WEREN'T FOR THAT NOSE JOB.

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>> WE KNOW THAT YOUR MOM AND

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HAVEN'T HEARD FROM YOU. DO YOU

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WANT A RHINOPLASTY?

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>> WELL, GETTING MARRIED AND

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HAVING KIDS IS NOT HIGH ON MY

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LIST OF PRIORITIES. I MEAN, IT

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WAS FOR MY MOM BECAUSE THINGS

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WERE DIFFERENT THEN.

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>> WELL, NOT ALL THAT

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DIFFERENT. IT WASN'T LIKE IT

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WAS THE DARK AGES FOR GOD'S

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SAKE.

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>> ARE YOU HAPPY WITH YOUR

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NOSE, MS. BERG?

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>> ALL I KNOW IS IT'S ALWAYS

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BEEN A GIVEN THAT I'D BE

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SITTING HERE A FEW DAYS BEFORE

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MY 16TH BIRTHDAY.

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>> IT'S ABOUT HOW YOU FEEL WHEN

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YOU LOOK IN THE MIRROR. IT'S

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TRUE THAT WE'VE DONE A LOT OF

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RHINOPLASTIES ON JEWISH GIRLS,

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AND THE TREND IS DEFINITELY

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TOWARDS A MORE REFINED PROFILE.

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WE CAN SHOW YOU SOME OF OUR

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WORK IF IT HELPS.

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>> I ASSUME YOU WANT TO TAKE

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ADVANTAGE OF OUR SWEET 16

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PACKAGE.

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>> ABSOLUTELY. WHEN I READ YOUR

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AD IN THE TEMPLE NEWSLETTER, IT

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SAID THAT YOU OFFERED A 20%

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DISCOUNT ON A RECOVERY ROOM AT

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THE DE LA MER SPA.

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>> OH, MY GOD, IT'S LISA

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BURROWS. SHE'S A SENIOR AT MY

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SCHOOL.

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>> HAVE YOU SEEN HER BEFORE

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PICTURE?

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>> LISA BURROWS IS JEWISH? OK.

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I'M IN. AND I WANT HER NOSE.

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>> DOES EVERYONE AT THIS SCHOOL

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SHOP AT J. CREW? YOU'RE THE

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ONLY WEIRDO I HAVE SEEN SO FAR.

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IT WAS A COMPLIMENT, BY THE WAY.

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>> IT WAS? WELL, THANK YOU THEN.

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>> I'M ARIEL. I'M IN YOUR

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AMERICAN HISTORY CLASS. I'M NEW

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AT THIS SCHOOL.

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>> I'M MATT, THE WEIRDO IN THE

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BACK ROW.

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>> HI.

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>> HI.

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>> UH-OH. JAP, 3:00.

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>> OH, YEAH. SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE

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JUST GOT RELEASED FROM THE

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SLAUGHTERHOUSE MY DAD RUNS.

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HE'S A PLASTIC SURGEON. HE DOES

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A LOT OF SWEET 16 NOSE JOBS.

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>> JEWS WITH GENTILE NOSES AND

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GENTILE NAMES. IT'S COMPLETELY

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PATHETIC. THE BANDAGE ON HER

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FACE ISN'T COVERING HER NOSE

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JOB. IT'S BROADCASTING HER

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SELF-HATE. AND SHE'S NOT THE

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ONLY ONE. I MEAN, EVERYWHERE I

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LOOK, IT'S JUST A SEA OF

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PATHETIC LOOK-ALIKES AND

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WANNABES.

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>> WELL, I'M SO NOT LIKE ANYONE

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ELSE HERE, I HARDLY EVEN NOTICE

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THEM, YOU KNOW?

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>> I LIKE THAT.

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YOU KNOW, YOU COULD REALLY

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HELP ME OUT WITH SOMETHING.

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I'M DOING A TERM PAPER

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ON HOMOGENIZING INFLUENCES

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IN THE MELTING POT CULTURE.

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AND, UH, IT WOULD BE COOL

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TO TALK TO A PLASTIC SURGEON.

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MAYBE YOU COULD INTRODUCE ME

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TO YOUR DAD?

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>> [LAUGHS] UH...UM...

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>> IF IT WILL GET YOU TO HAVE

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COFFEE WITH ME, I WILL.

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>> YOU HAD ME AT "MATT, THE

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WEIRDO."

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>> I'VE GOT TO HAND IT TO

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YOU. I DIDN'T THINK IT COULD BE

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DONE.

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>> I GIVE FULL CREDIT TO

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CHRISTIAN. HE JUST OPENED UP

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HIS HEART AND ALLOWED HIMSELF

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TO FEEL THE LOVE.

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>> MM, YOU'RE NICE AND LIMBER.

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IT MUST BE FROM ALL THOSE KINKY

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POSITIONS YOU HAVE TO DO FOR

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THE CUM SHOT.

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>> ACTUALLY, I PUT THE BLAME ON

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BRADLEY. HE'S OUR PRIVATE

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PILATES TRAINER. HE WORKS ME

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AND CHRISTIAN OUT EVERY MORNING.

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>> OH, THIS IS ON THE HOUSE.

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I VOLUNTEERED TO BE YOUR

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TECHNICIAN. THINK OF IT AS PART

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OF YOUR WEDDING GIFT. OH, AND

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BY THE WAY, I HAVEN'T RSVPed TO

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YOUR WEDDING INVITATION

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BECAUSE I GUESS THERE WAS SOME

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KIND OF MIX-UP.

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>> YOU WON'T BE RECEIVING AN

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INVITATION, GINA.

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[GASPS]

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>> I'M SO SORRY ABOUT THAT ONE.

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YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE SOME PUSSY

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BURN. SO, I'M NOT INVITED TO

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THE WEDDING.

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>> PUT YOURSELF IN MY SHOES,

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GINA. WE SIMPLY CAN'T

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ACCOMMODATE ALL OF CHRISTIAN'S

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EX-LOVERS.

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>> I NEED YOU ON ALL FOURS. AND

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I GUESS WITH ALL THOSE

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SCUMBAGS, PIMPS, AND PORN STARS

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YOU'VE BALLED, WELL, THAT WOULD

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WOULDN'T IT? OH, DID YOU WANT

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ME TO GET THE FOUR LONG DARK

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HAIRS UP YOUR ASS?

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>> I WAS HOPING YOU MIGHT BE A

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LADY ABOUT THIS, GINA.

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>> YOU'RE NO LADY, AND NEITHER

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AM I. YOU'RE JUST THE LUCKY

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WHORE WHO WAS IN THE RIGHT PLACE

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AT THE RIGHT TIME. HERE. PUT

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THIS ON YOUR ASS. THE TRUTH IS I

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WOULDN'T MARRY HIM NOW EVEN IF

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HE BEGGED ME. DID HE TELL YOU

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THAT HE STOPPED PAYING FOR MY

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AIDS COCKTAIL?

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>> A WAY TO A MAN'S HEART IS NOT

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ENTRAPPING HIM WITH YOUR

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TRAGEDY.

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>> YOU'RE THE TRAGEDY IF YOU

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MARRY HIM, KIMBER. CHRISTIAN

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TROY WILL NEVER LOVE ANYONE

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BUT THE ONE HE CAN'T HAVE, HIS

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PRECIOUS JULIA.

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>> HELLO, KIMBER. HOW IS THE

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WAXING? AM I INTERRUPTING

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SOMETHING?

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>> NO. WE'RE DONE.

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>> I WAS WONDERING IF YOU COULD

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FILL IN A CUSTOMER

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SATISFACTION FORM.

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>> SURE.

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>> AND PLEASE BE HONEST. WE'RE

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NEW, SO WE WELCOME ANY AND ALL

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CRITICISM.

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>> ACTUALLY, I'D LIKE YOU TO BE

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HONEST WITH ME, JULIA.

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>> IS THERE SOMETHING YOU

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WANTED TO ASK ME?

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>> WHY DIDN'T YOU AND CHRISTIAN

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GIVE IT A TRY?

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>> OH. WHOO. UM...

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HONESTLY, THERE WAS ONCE

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AN ATTRACTION BETWEEN US.

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AND WE'RE STILL

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VERY GOOD AND VERY OLD FRIENDS.

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BUT CHRISTIAN AND I AREN'T IN

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LOVE. YOU AND CHRISTIAN ARE.

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>> YOU KNOW, I'VE COME A LONG

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WAY SINCE I FIRST FELL FOR THAT

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LAME PICKUP LINE THAT HE USED

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WHILE TROLLING FOR PATIENTS IN

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BARS. I CAN TAKE CARE OF MYSELF.

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I LOVE HIM. BUT I DON'T WANNA

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GIVE UP EVERYTHING THAT I HAVE

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WORKED SO HARD FOR JUST TO WAKE

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UP ONE DAY TO DISCOVER THAT THE

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TWO OF YOU FEEL LIKE YOU MISSED

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OUT. AND THAT YOU STILL NEED TO

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GIVE IT A TRY.

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>> WE'RE NOT GOING TO GIVE IT

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A TRY. IT'S ALL IN THE PAST.

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>> THANK YOU. I NEEDED TO HEAR

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THAT. YOU KNOW, FOR WHAT IT'S

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WORTH, JULIA, YOU AND SEAN HAVE

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GOT TO BE TWO OF THE CLASSIEST

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PEOPLE I KNOW. AND I TOLD

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CHRISTIAN THIS. OF COURSE

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HE LAUGHED AT ME. BUT I HAVE

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THIS FANTASY THAT OUR WEDDING

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WILL BRING THE TWO OF YOU BACK

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TOGETHER.

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>> WELL, IT SHOULD JUST TAKE

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YOU A MOMENT TO FILL IN, AND

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I'LL SEE YOU AT THE WEDDING.

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>> DID YOU EVER THINK THAT WE'D

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LIVE TO SEE IT? ME, IN A

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MONKEY SUIT, SAYING "I DO" TO

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GOD AND EVERYBODY ELSE?

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>> I HAD MY DOUBTS.

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>> BECOMING LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE.

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I'M STRANGELY ELATED. HOW'RE

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YOU DOING?

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>> I'M OK. I'M IN KIND OF A

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TRANSITIONAL PHASE.

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>> COME BACK TO THE PRACTICE.

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>> I CAN'T, CHRISTIAN.

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>> YES, YOU CAN. IT DOESN'T WORK

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WITHOUT YOU. WE CAN FIGURE

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OUT WHAT TO DO WITH QUENTIN.

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JUST COME BACK. I MISS YOU.

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[KNOCK ON DOOR]

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JUST DON'T SAY NO. THAT'S ALL

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I'M ASKING.

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>> HEY.

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>> HELLO, MATTIE. HOW'S MY

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LITTLE SKINHEAD?

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>> HEY, SOME PEOPLE LIKE THIS

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LOOK, YOU KNOW?

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>> HEY.

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>> MAYBE I SHOULD COME BACK

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LATER.

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>> NO. NO. STAY. IT'S NICE TO

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SEE YOU. I SHOULD BE GETTING

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BACK, ANYWAY.

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>> WILL YOU TWO KISS AND MAKE

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THE MEMO, I'M THE MAIN EVENT

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RIGHT NOW. C'MON, SIT DOWN.

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I ASKED YOU HERE BECAUSE I WANT

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YOU TO BE MY BEST MAN. BOTH OF

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YOU.

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>> WELL, YOU WOULDN'T WANT A

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SKINHEAD STANDING UP THERE,

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RIGHT?

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>> I WAS TEASING, MATTIE.

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JESUS. WILL ONE OF YOU PLEASE

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SAY YES?

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>> I'LL SAY YES IF YOU DO ME A

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FAVOR. A FRIEND OF MINE IS

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DOING A TERM PAPER, AND SHE

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WANTS TO INTERVIEW A PLASTIC

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SURGEON. IF YOU AGREE TO MEET

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WITH HER, THEN I'LL STAND UP

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THERE WITH YOU.

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>> WHATEVER IT TAKES. BUT,

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YOU, YOU HAVE TO DO THE

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INTERVIEW WITH ME. THINK OF IT

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AS A BABY STEP TOWARDS COMING

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BACK TO THE PRACTICE OR AN

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EARLY WEDDING PRESENT FOR ME.

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>> I WOULD BE DELIGHTED TO MEET

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WITH A FRIEND OF MATT'S.

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>> SO SET IT UP. BUT STAY AWAY

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FROM THE HEAD CLIPPERS UNTIL

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AFTER THE WEDDING.

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>> DEAL.

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>> YOU? DO YOU THINK YOU COULD

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PUT YOUR TRANSITIONAL PHASE ON

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HOLD LONG ENOUGH TO REMEMBER

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THE RINGS?

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>> I CAN DO THAT.

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>> I DON'T KNOW WHO'S HIGHER

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MAINTENANCE, YOU TWO OR MY

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BRIDE.

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>> WE CALL THIS ONE "ENDLESS

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ARE FLOWN IN FROM TAHITI.

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>> THIS ONE'S A LITTLE SWEET

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FOR MY TASTE BUDS. WHAT DO YOU

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THINK? DO YOU LIKE THIS ONE

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BETTER THAN THE ORANGE COCONUT

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RUM? HELLO! SEAN, A LITTLE

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FEEDBACK HERE, PLEASE.

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>> I'LL GO GET SOME SAMPLES OF

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OUR CHOCOLATE CAKE. IT'S NOT

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AS SWEET.

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>> THANKS.

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>> YOU KNOW, FOR THE LIFE OF ME,

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I CAN'T RECALL THE CAKE-TASTING

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WHEN JULIA AND I GOT MARRIED.

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>> YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT?

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>> NO.

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>> YOU CAN'T RECALL IT BECAUSE

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YOU WEREN'T THERE, SEAN.

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YOU WOULDN'T GIVE UP A LASER

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CONFERENCE IN ATLANTA. DON'T YOU

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REMEMBER? YOU ASKED ME TO STAND

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IN FOR YOU.

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>> AND YOU WENT.

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>> YEAH.

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>> RIGHT.

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YOU WENT TO THE TASTING WITH

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JULIA. YOU ATE A LOT OF CAKE,

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DRANK CHAMPAGNE, AND THE REST,

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AS THEY SAY, IS HISTORY.

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>> LIKE YOU SAID, WE DRANK A LOT

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OF CHAMPAGNE.

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>> MM-HMM.

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I NEED TO ASK YOU SOMETHING.

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SINCE JULIA AND I SPLIT UP, HAVE

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YOU AND SHE EVER TALKED ABOUT

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GIVING IT A TRY?

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>> I DON'T THINK WE'VE BOTH EVER

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BEEN SINGLE AT THE SAME TIME.

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>> THAT'S NOT AN ANSWER.

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>> I DON'T HARBOR ANY FEELINGS

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FOR HER, IF THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE

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ASKING. I WOULDN'T DO THAT

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TO YOU...AGAIN.

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YOU SLEPT WITH KIMBER.

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DO YOU, YOU KNOW...

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>> COME ON. NO.

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>> NO?

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>> SHE'S NOT THE GIRL FOR ME.

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>> I'M SORRY. I JUST HAVE TO SAY

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SOMETHING. I'VE BEEN DOING THIS

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FOR A LOT OF YEARS, AND YOU TWO

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ARE THE MOST ELEGANT SHARING

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COUPLE I'VE EVER MET. SO HONEST

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AND SO GENEROUS IN SPIRIT.

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>> JULIA'S NOT THE ONE FOR ME,

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SWEETHEART. YOU'RE THE ONE

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I WANT. THE ONLY ONE I WANT.

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>> I LOVE THAT YOU LOVE ME IN

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THAT WAY, BABY. CAN I TRY

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THE CHOCOLATE?

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MMM, IT'S DIVINE. DELICIOUS.

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>> WE FLY IN THE CHOCOLATE FROM

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BELGIUM. WE CALL THIS ONE

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"FOREVER MY LOVE."

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>> FOREVER.

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>> [CHUCKLING] FOREVER.

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[BOTH LAUGHING]

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>> CALL ME OLD SCHOOL, BUT I

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THINK A DOCTOR SHOULD SIT BEHIND

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A DESK, HAVE A LITTLE DIGNITY.

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>> JUST SAY THE WORD AND YOUR

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STUFF WILL COME OUT OF STORAGE.

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[KNOCK ON DOOR]

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>> HEY, EVERYONE, THIS IS

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ARIEL ALDERMAN.

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>> SEAN McNAMARA. GOOD TO MEET

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YOU, ARIEL.

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>> CHRISTIAN TROY. WELCOME.

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PLEASE HAVE A SEAT.

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>> I'LL--I'LL BE OUTSIDE.

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>> LET ME GUESS, YOU'RE

411
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THE BIOLOGICAL FATHER.

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>> ACTUALLY, HE IS.

413
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>> WOW. I'M USUALLY REALLY GOOD

414
00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:56,609
AT READING FACIAL FEATURES.

415
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YOU HAVE THE DARK FACIAL

416
00:17:58,345 --> 00:17:59,712
FEATURES, MORE LIKE THE IRISH IN

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00:17:59,712 --> 00:18:02,315
MATT, AND YOU LOOK LIKE YOU HAVE

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SOME CARIBBEAN BLOOD IN YOU.

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00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:05,718
THE HAIR, THE WIDER NOSE.

420
00:18:05,718 --> 00:18:09,322
WAS YOUR FATHER FROM CUBA?

421
00:18:09,322 --> 00:18:10,457
>> I NEVER HAD A CONVERSATION

422
00:18:10,457 --> 00:18:12,592
WITH MY FATHER ABOUT HIS ROOTS.

423
00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:14,727
ANYWAY, HOW CAN WE BE OF HELP?

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00:18:14,727 --> 00:18:16,463
>> I WANT YOU TO DYE

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MY SKIN BLACK.

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BASICALLY, I WANT TO LOOK

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AFRICAN-AMERICAN.

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00:18:23,203 --> 00:18:25,238
>> WE DON'T DYE PEOPLE'S SKIN.

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00:18:25,238 --> 00:18:26,373
>> NO, BUT YOU WOULD BLEACH

430
00:18:26,373 --> 00:18:28,375
MY SKIN, WOULDN'T YOU?

431
00:18:28,375 --> 00:18:29,642
>> I THOUGHT YOU WERE HERE TO DO

432
00:18:29,642 --> 00:18:31,244
RESEARCH FOR A TERM PAPER.

433
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>> THIS IS RESEARCH. I'M ASKING

434
00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:34,247
YOU TO ADDRESS THE FACT THAT

435
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IT'S ACCEPTABLE TO MAKE A BLACK

436
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PERSON WHITE BUT NOT TO MAKE

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00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:39,252
A WHITE PERSON BLACK. MICHAEL

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00:18:39,252 --> 00:18:41,254
JACKSON IS WHITER THAN I AM.

439
00:18:41,254 --> 00:18:42,255
>> WE DON'T TREAT

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MICHAEL JACKSON.

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>> OK. CLOSER TO HOME. LET'S

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TALK ABOUT THE JEWISH GIRLS WHO

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BOOK THEIR SWEET-16 NOSE JOBS

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WITH YOU. WHAT PERCENTAGE OF

445
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YOUR INCOME COMES DIRECTLY FROM

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THEIR DESIRE TO LOOK LIKE HEIDI

447
00:18:53,933 --> 00:18:55,802
KLUM OR KIRSTEN DUNST--

448
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DISTINCTLY ANGLO-SAXON

449
00:18:56,936 --> 00:19:00,640
GENTILE GIRLS?

450
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:02,642
>> WHAT'S YOUR POINT?

451
00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:03,643
>> MY POINT IS THAT YOU ARE

452
00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:04,644
WIPING OUT THE PHYSICAL

453
00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:05,912
CHARACTERISTICS THAT MAKE UP

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00:19:05,912 --> 00:19:07,780
THE ETHNICITIES IN OUR CULTURE.

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UNDERLYING EVERYTHING YOU DO IS

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THE WORSHIP OF AN ARCHETYPE.

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00:19:10,917 --> 00:19:12,519
IT'S ALL ABOUT MAKING EVERYONE

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LOOK WHITE AND ARYAN. THAT'S

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00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:17,257
THE TOPIC OF MY TERM PAPER.

460
00:19:17,257 --> 00:19:19,259
>> THAT'S NOT CORRECT. WE OFFER

461
00:19:19,259 --> 00:19:20,660
PEOPLE A CHOICE. WE DON'T HAVE

462
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A PREFERENCE FOR ANY PARTICULAR

463
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ETHNICITY--

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00:19:22,795 --> 00:19:23,796
>> SEAN, YOU DON'T NEED TO

465
00:19:23,796 --> 00:19:24,797
DEFEND WHAT WE DO.

466
00:19:24,797 --> 00:19:26,533
>> YES, I THINK YOU DO. LITTLE

467
00:19:26,533 --> 00:19:27,667
BY LITTLE, YOU AND ALL THE OTHER

468
00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:28,668
PLASTIC SURGEONS ARE JUST

469
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CREATING A NATION OF NON-WHITE

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WHITES.

471
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>> DOES MATT KNOW WHAT YOU

472
00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:33,940
WANTED TO TALK TO US ABOUT?

473
00:19:33,940 --> 00:19:34,941
>> WELL, HE DIDN'T KNOW EXACTLY

474
00:19:34,941 --> 00:19:35,942
WHAT I WANTED TO TALK ABOUT,

475
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OR ELSE HE MIGHT NOT HAVE MADE

476
00:19:36,943 --> 00:19:38,278
THIS INTRODUCTION.

477
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>> LET'S HOPE NOT.

478
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>> EVERY TIME YOU LIPO A BIG

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BLACK ASS or SHAVE THE BUMP OFF

480
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A JEWISH NOSE, OR WIDEN A SLANTY

481
00:19:44,817 --> 00:19:47,287
ASIAN EYE, YOU MAKE THAT PERSON

482
00:19:47,287 --> 00:19:48,821
MORE VIABLE IN A WHITE WORLD.

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00:19:48,821 --> 00:19:50,423
THEN THAT PERSON MARRIES A WHITE

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PERSON AND THEY GIVE BIRTH TO

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A MIXED-RACE CHILD. IN THE LONG

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RUN YOU'RE JUST WIPING OUT THE

487
00:19:54,827 --> 00:19:56,829
RACES. IS THAT YOUR MASTER PLAN

488
00:19:56,829 --> 00:19:58,565
OR IS THAT JUST AN UNFORTUNATE

489
00:19:58,565 --> 00:19:59,899
BY-PRODUCT OF WHAT YOU TWO DO

490
00:19:59,899 --> 00:20:01,801
FOR A LIVING?

491
00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:06,639
GET YOUR HAND OFF ME.

492
00:20:06,639 --> 00:20:08,040
>> WHOA, WHOA, WHAT THE HELL'S

493
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:08,908
GOING ON?

494
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>> YOUR FATHERS ASKED ME TO

495
00:20:09,909 --> 00:20:10,910
LEAVE, MATT. THEY'RE VERY

496
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DEFENSIVE ABOUT THEIR WORK.

497
00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:13,313
>> WHAT'D YOU SAY TO HER?

498
00:20:13,313 --> 00:20:14,381
>> I DON'T KNOW WHO THIS GIRL IS

499
00:20:14,381 --> 00:20:15,515
TO YOU, MATT, BUT SHE'S NOT WHO

500
00:20:15,515 --> 00:20:16,383
YOU THINK SHE IS.

501
00:20:16,383 --> 00:20:17,384
>> I ASKED INTELLIGENT,

502
00:20:17,384 --> 00:20:18,385
WELL-RESEARCHED QUESTIONS,

503
00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:19,386
BUT THEY DIDN'T WANT TO DEAL

504
00:20:19,386 --> 00:20:20,387
WITH IT. THEY JUST WANT THEIR

505
00:20:20,387 --> 00:20:22,455
OWN POINT OF VIEW PARROTED BACK

506
00:20:22,455 --> 00:20:24,391
MATT.

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>> DON'T YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT

508
00:20:28,995 --> 00:20:29,862
TO MY WEDDING.

509
00:20:29,862 --> 00:20:31,464
>> I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.

510
00:20:31,464 --> 00:20:32,465
>> BELIEVE IT.

511
00:20:32,465 --> 00:20:34,334
>> WHY WOULD YOU WANT SOMEBODY

512
00:20:34,334 --> 00:20:35,335
SHE'S A RACIST.

513
00:20:35,335 --> 00:20:37,003
>> YOU'RE A JUDGMENTAL ASSHOLE.

514
00:20:37,003 --> 00:20:38,471
I GUESS SOME THINGS NEVER

515
00:20:38,471 --> 00:20:39,739
CHANGE, RIGHT?

516
00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:41,941
[DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]

517
00:20:58,391 --> 00:21:00,693
>> WHAT'S THIS?

518
00:21:00,693 --> 00:21:02,429
>> IT'S THOR'S HAMMER.

519
00:21:02,429 --> 00:21:04,631
IT'S A NORSE PAGAN SYMBOL.

520
00:21:09,436 --> 00:21:12,705
>> IS THAT A SWASTIKA ON IT?

521
00:21:12,705 --> 00:21:13,973
>> IT'S ONE OF THE WORLD'S

522
00:21:13,973 --> 00:21:15,708
OLDEST SYMBOLS.

523
00:21:15,708 --> 00:21:19,579
>> HEH. UHH.

524
00:21:19,579 --> 00:21:20,580
>> DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE GONNA

525
00:21:20,580 --> 00:21:23,650
FREAK OUT ABOUT IT. PEOPLE ARE

526
00:21:23,650 --> 00:21:28,388
SO IGNORANT ABOUT IT.

527
00:21:28,388 --> 00:21:30,056
>> WELL, IT'S GOT SOME PRETTY

528
00:21:30,056 --> 00:21:33,926
EVIL CONNOTATIONS, ARIEL.

529
00:21:33,926 --> 00:21:35,662
>> IT'S ON BUDDHIST PRAYER

530
00:21:35,662 --> 00:21:36,929
WHEELS AND NATIVE AMERICAN

531
00:21:36,929 --> 00:21:42,535
AMULETS. SEE, LOOK.

532
00:21:42,535 --> 00:21:45,805
IT'S 4 Ls.

533
00:21:45,805 --> 00:21:52,412
LIGHT, LOVE, LIFE, AND LUCK.

534
00:21:52,412 --> 00:21:54,414
MY DAD GAVE IT TO ME.

535
00:21:54,414 --> 00:21:57,016
HE'S VERY, VERY SMART.

536
00:22:03,490 --> 00:22:06,759
>> YOU'RE, UH, YOU'RE NOT INTO

537
00:22:06,759 --> 00:22:10,497
SOME KIND OF NEO-NAZI, RACIST

538
00:22:10,497 --> 00:22:13,766
KIND OF TRIP, ARE YOU?

539
00:22:13,766 --> 00:22:17,169
>> NO. BUT I BELIEVE THAT PEOPLE

540
00:22:17,169 --> 00:22:18,638
SHOULDN'T DISGUISE THEMSELVES

541
00:22:18,638 --> 00:22:20,507
AND HIDE THEIR IDENTITIES.

542
00:22:20,507 --> 00:22:24,577
I MEAN, I DON'T HIDE WHO I AM,

543
00:22:24,577 --> 00:22:26,579
AND I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW IF

544
00:22:26,579 --> 00:22:29,115
SOMEONE IS ASIAN OR JEWISH

545
00:22:29,115 --> 00:22:32,852
OR WHAT THEIR REAL GENDER IS.

546
00:22:32,852 --> 00:22:35,121
AND OH, MY GOD, THOSE SEX-CHANGE

547
00:22:35,121 --> 00:22:36,589
OPERATIONS THAT PLASTIC SURGEONS

548
00:22:36,589 --> 00:22:38,991
DO? DID YOUR FATHERS DO ANY OF

549
00:22:38,991 --> 00:22:41,728
THOSE?

550
00:22:41,728 --> 00:22:44,597
>> YEAH, I THINK THEY DID.

551
00:22:44,597 --> 00:22:46,999
>> THAT TO ME IS TRULY IMMORAL.

552
00:22:46,999 --> 00:22:48,601
PLAYING WITH SOMETHING THAT'S AS

553
00:22:48,601 --> 00:22:50,136
SACRED AS SOMEONE'S SEX, PLAYING

554
00:22:50,136 --> 00:22:51,738
GOD, AND SPREADING DISEASE

555
00:22:51,738 --> 00:22:57,143
AND FEAR. I'M NOT A NAZI, MATT.

556
00:22:57,143 --> 00:23:00,012
BUT I AM A PURIST.

557
00:23:04,551 --> 00:23:07,554
>> YOU'RE FIERCE,

558
00:23:07,554 --> 00:23:09,756
AND YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL.

559
00:23:24,904 --> 00:23:28,908
>> I WANT TO DO SOMETHING.

560
00:23:28,908 --> 00:23:33,179
DO YOU TRUST ME?

561
00:23:33,179 --> 00:23:35,114
>> YEAH.

562
00:24:06,278 --> 00:24:07,880
>> ARE YOU READY?

563
00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:09,081
>> MM-HMM.

564
00:24:33,773 --> 00:24:35,708
[FOOTSTEPS]

565
00:24:39,912 --> 00:24:43,916
>> HEY, BABY.

566
00:24:43,916 --> 00:24:47,053
WHAT YOU LOOKING AT?

567
00:24:47,053 --> 00:24:51,190
>> THE ROYAL WEDDING.

568
00:24:51,190 --> 00:24:52,859
>> IS THAT JULIA?

569
00:24:58,197 --> 00:25:00,099
>> I GOT US SOME CHAMPAGNE

570
00:25:00,099 --> 00:25:01,934
AND CAVIAR SO THAT WE COULD

571
00:25:01,934 --> 00:25:03,836
HAVE A RELAXING EVENING BEFORE

572
00:25:03,836 --> 00:25:07,339
THE BIG DAY.

573
00:25:07,339 --> 00:25:08,675
>> WHAT MADE YOU CHECK OUT

574
00:25:08,675 --> 00:25:10,209
THIS ALBUM?

575
00:25:10,209 --> 00:25:13,012
>> I DON'T KNOW. WEDDING FEVER.

576
00:25:16,115 --> 00:25:17,249
>> I DON'T WANT ANY CHAMPAGNE

577
00:25:17,249 --> 00:25:19,118
AND CAVIAR, CHRISTIAN. I TOLD

578
00:25:19,118 --> 00:25:21,253
YOU I'M FASTING. ALTHOUGH,

579
00:25:21,253 --> 00:25:22,855
YOU NOT REMEMBERING SHOULDN'T

580
00:25:22,855 --> 00:25:25,725
SURPRISE ME.

581
00:25:25,725 --> 00:25:27,259
>> WELL, YOU'RE IN SOME MOOD,

582
00:25:27,259 --> 00:25:28,595
SWEETHEART, AND IT'S NOT VERY

583
00:25:28,595 --> 00:25:29,261
ATTRACTIVE.

584
00:25:29,261 --> 00:25:31,864
>> WELL, DON'T WORRY, I WON'T BE

585
00:25:31,864 --> 00:25:32,999
AROUND MUCH LONGER TO BRING YOU

586
00:25:32,999 --> 00:25:35,001
DOWN. I'M GONNA GO STAY IN

587
00:25:35,001 --> 00:25:36,002
A HOTEL.

588
00:25:36,002 --> 00:25:38,004
>> WHY? BECAUSE I WAS LOOKING

589
00:25:38,004 --> 00:25:39,739
AT OLD PICTURES OF ME IN A CHEAP

590
00:25:39,739 --> 00:25:40,607
SUIT?

591
00:25:40,607 --> 00:25:41,373
>> THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU WERE

592
00:25:41,373 --> 00:25:42,308
LOOKING AT.

593
00:25:50,850 --> 00:25:53,920
>> SWEETHEART, THIS WAS SUPPOSED

594
00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:56,288
TO BE A LOVELY EVENING. I WAS

595
00:25:56,288 --> 00:25:58,758
GONNA BATHE THE BRIDE IN A SOAPY

596
00:25:58,758 --> 00:26:00,893
SHOWER, GIVE HER A LITTLE

597
00:26:00,893 --> 00:26:04,163
MASSAGE, AND JUST WHEN SHE WAS

598
00:26:04,163 --> 00:26:05,965
LETTING GO OF ALL OF THAT

599
00:26:05,965 --> 00:26:09,335
WEDDING STRESS, I WAS GONNA SLIP

600
00:26:09,335 --> 00:26:11,337
MY HAND BETWEEN HER DELECTABLE

601
00:26:11,337 --> 00:26:12,872
SIZE ZERO THIGHS AND--

602
00:26:12,872 --> 00:26:14,941
>> OK, OK, OK, COULD YOU JUST--

603
00:26:14,941 --> 00:26:16,843
YOU WERE ALL MISTY-EYED OVER

604
00:26:16,843 --> 00:26:18,244
THOSE PHOTOS OF JULIA,

605
00:26:18,244 --> 00:26:19,879
CHRISTIAN.

606
00:26:19,879 --> 00:26:22,281
BE HONEST.

607
00:26:22,281 --> 00:26:24,784
>> JESUS, KIMBER.

608
00:26:24,784 --> 00:26:26,185
WHY THE JEALOUS FIT, I MEAN,

609
00:26:26,185 --> 00:26:30,156
TONIGHT OF ALL NIGHTS?

610
00:26:30,156 --> 00:26:31,157
I'M THE ONE WHO SHOULD BE

611
00:26:31,157 --> 00:26:32,091
PISSED. YOU HAVEN'T EVEN SIGNED

612
00:26:32,091 --> 00:26:35,094
YOUR PRE-NUP.

613
00:26:35,094 --> 00:26:37,396
>> UH, YEAH.

614
00:26:37,396 --> 00:26:39,766
>> [SIGHS] GOD DAMN IT, WHY ARE

615
00:26:39,766 --> 00:26:41,868
YOU LEAVING?

616
00:26:41,868 --> 00:26:43,169
>> I'M GOING TO A HOTEL BECAUSE

617
00:26:43,169 --> 00:26:44,436
IF I STAY HERE, I'M JUST GONNA

618
00:26:44,436 --> 00:26:47,039
END UP HAVING SEX WITH YOU.

619
00:26:47,039 --> 00:26:48,708
AND I WANT TO FEEL LIKE A VIRGIN

620
00:26:48,708 --> 00:26:51,143
TOMORROW, LIKE A REAL BRIDE.

621
00:26:51,143 --> 00:26:55,447
PURE AND UNTOUCHED.

622
00:26:55,447 --> 00:26:57,283
THE KIND YOU WISH I WAS.

623
00:27:06,192 --> 00:27:07,860
>> THIS ONE IS MY PRIZE.

624
00:27:07,860 --> 00:27:09,061
I JUST GOT IT ON EBAY.

625
00:27:09,061 --> 00:27:12,264
>> HMM. YEAH. HONESTLY, MRS.

626
00:27:12,264 --> 00:27:14,366
ALDERMAN, I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE

627
00:27:14,366 --> 00:27:16,135
APPEAL OF THIS STUFF. YOU KNOW,

628
00:27:16,135 --> 00:27:17,770
I MEAN, IT JUST SEEMS KIND OF

629
00:27:17,770 --> 00:27:19,305
DEMEANING, YOU KNOW, A BIG, FAT

630
00:27:19,305 --> 00:27:21,107
BLACK LADY IN AN APRON.

631
00:27:21,107 --> 00:27:22,274
>> TO MOM, IT'S JUST A PIECE OF

632
00:27:22,274 --> 00:27:22,975
AMERICANA.

633
00:27:22,975 --> 00:27:24,711
>> YEAH. IT'S FROM ANOTHER TIME.

634
00:27:24,711 --> 00:27:25,477
IT'S BEFORE THEY WANTED TO LOOK

635
00:27:25,477 --> 00:27:27,246
LIKE US. YOU KNOW, BLACKS WERE

636
00:27:27,246 --> 00:27:28,214
BLACKS, AND THE WOMEN ENJOYED

637
00:27:28,214 --> 00:27:30,449
THEIR SIZE. SEE? SHE'S HAPPY TO

638
00:27:30,449 --> 00:27:32,018
BE LARGE. SHE HOLDS MORE

639
00:27:32,018 --> 00:27:32,719
COOKIES.

640
00:27:32,719 --> 00:27:34,721
>> SUE, WILL YOU QUIT BORING

641
00:27:34,721 --> 00:27:35,722
THIS KID AND PUT DINNER ON THE

642
00:27:35,722 --> 00:27:37,724
TABLE? ARIEL, HELP YOUR MOTHER.

643
00:27:37,724 --> 00:27:40,392
>> UH, MATT, THIS IS MY DAD.

644
00:27:40,392 --> 00:27:42,494
>> AH! HEY, I'M WITH YOU, MATT.

645
00:27:42,494 --> 00:27:43,863
IF I WAS BLACK, I WOULDN'T WANT

646
00:27:43,863 --> 00:27:45,064
TO BE MEMORIALIZED AS A COOKIE

647
00:27:45,064 --> 00:27:47,133
JAR. [CHUCKLES]

648
00:27:47,133 --> 00:27:51,070
SO, MATT, YOU KNOW, AFTER ARIEL

649
00:27:51,070 --> 00:27:52,104
TOLD US ABOUT YOU, I DID A

650
00:27:52,104 --> 00:27:53,239
RESEARCH AND GUESS WHAT I FOUND

651
00:27:53,239 --> 00:27:54,040
OUT ABOUT YOU?

652
00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:55,007
>> OH, GOD. I HATE WHEN HE DOES

653
00:27:55,007 --> 00:27:58,244
THIS.

654
00:27:58,244 --> 00:27:59,411
>> YOU WERE INVOLVED IN A PRETTY

655
00:27:59,411 --> 00:28:03,082
BRUTAL GAY-BASHING, HMM?

656
00:28:03,082 --> 00:28:04,183
>> WHAT?

657
00:28:04,183 --> 00:28:06,018
>> YEAH. YOUR FRIEND HERE TOOK

658
00:28:06,018 --> 00:28:09,355
DOWN A TRANSSEXUAL. WHAT DID

659
00:28:09,355 --> 00:28:15,928
HE/SHE DO, MAKE A PASS AT YOU?

660
00:28:15,928 --> 00:28:22,769
>> YES, SIR, THAT'S RIGHT.

661
00:28:22,769 --> 00:28:24,336
HOW DID YOU FIND OUT?

662
00:28:24,336 --> 00:28:25,271
>> WELL, I'VE GOT A FRIEND IN

663
00:28:25,271 --> 00:28:27,907
THE DEPARTMENT. I RUN A CHECK ON

664
00:28:27,907 --> 00:28:29,508
ANYONE THAT ARIEL BRINGS HOME.

665
00:28:29,508 --> 00:28:32,979
HELPS ME SLEEP AT NIGHT.

666
00:28:32,979 --> 00:28:35,915
>> SO IS THIS WHERE MY DINNER

667
00:28:35,915 --> 00:28:37,249
INVITATION DISAPPEARS?

668
00:28:37,249 --> 00:28:41,821
>> THIS IS WHERE I TELL YOU...

669
00:28:41,821 --> 00:28:45,357
THAT YOU HAVE ALWAYS GOT A PLACE

670
00:28:45,357 --> 00:28:48,227
AT THIS TABLE.

671
00:28:48,227 --> 00:28:49,195
>> REALLY?

672
00:28:49,195 --> 00:28:51,931
>> WELL, WHAT WERE YOU SUPPOSED

673
00:28:51,931 --> 00:28:53,165
WORST POSSIBLE WAY, HMM?

674
00:28:53,165 --> 00:28:54,166
AND YOU STILL STOOD UP FOR

675
00:28:54,166 --> 00:28:56,235
YOURSELF. YOU BEHAVED LIKE A

676
00:28:56,235 --> 00:28:58,104
MAN, AND THAT TAKES BALLS, BY

677
00:28:58,104 --> 00:29:00,907
THE WAY. BOY, THOSE TRANNIES

678
00:29:00,907 --> 00:29:03,342
CAN BE MEAN, AND THEY TRAVEL IN

679
00:29:03,342 --> 00:29:04,343
PACKS.

680
00:29:04,343 --> 00:29:06,012
>> OH, DAD, DID I TELL YOU THAT

681
00:29:06,012 --> 00:29:07,046
MATT'S FATHER IS A PLASTIC

682
00:29:07,046 --> 00:29:10,516
SURGEON?

683
00:29:10,516 --> 00:29:14,053
>> AH! SO NOW THEN, YOU GREW UP

684
00:29:14,053 --> 00:29:16,222
WITH ALL THAT LIBERAL,

685
00:29:16,222 --> 00:29:18,825
MULTICULTURAL, POLYSEXUAL

686
00:29:18,825 --> 00:29:19,859
DOUBLESPEAK, AND YOU STILL

687
00:29:19,859 --> 00:29:20,893
TURNED OUT TO BE A MAN OF HONOR,

688
00:29:20,893 --> 00:29:21,928
HUH?

689
00:29:21,928 --> 00:29:22,461
>> I--

690
00:29:22,461 --> 00:29:23,863
>> WELL, NOW I'M TRULY

691
00:29:23,863 --> 00:29:26,365
IMPRESSED. BROCCOLI?

692
00:29:26,365 --> 00:29:27,900
>> THANK YOU.

693
00:29:30,036 --> 00:29:32,038
>> DID MY DAUGHTER GIVE YOU

694
00:29:32,038 --> 00:29:33,272
THAT?

695
00:29:33,272 --> 00:29:34,340
>> I PIERCED IT FOR HIM.

696
00:29:34,340 --> 00:29:37,443
>> YEAH?

697
00:29:37,443 --> 00:29:43,015
MATT, I'VE GOT A JOB FOR YOU,

698
00:29:43,015 --> 00:29:44,583
AND I THINK YOU'RE UP TO IT.

699
00:29:44,583 --> 00:29:46,452
>> WELL, I THINK YOU MAY BE

700
00:29:46,452 --> 00:29:48,387
OVERESTIMATING ME, SIR.

701
00:29:48,387 --> 00:29:49,889
>> HE'S NEVER HAD A SON.

702
00:29:49,889 --> 00:29:50,522
HE'S ALWAYS LOOKING FOR A

703
00:29:50,522 --> 00:29:51,490
PROTÉGÉ.

704
00:29:51,490 --> 00:29:52,992
>> AND THAT IS A TYPICALLY

705
00:29:52,992 --> 00:29:57,563
OFF-POINT REMARK, SUE.

706
00:29:57,563 --> 00:29:59,365
JEEZ.

707
00:29:59,365 --> 00:30:01,600
NOW, DO YOU THINK THAT YOU COULD

708
00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:04,904
GET ME THE PATIENT FILES FROM

709
00:30:04,904 --> 00:30:07,907
YOUR FATHER'S OFFICE?

710
00:30:07,907 --> 00:30:10,409
MATT, DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE

711
00:30:10,409 --> 00:30:13,012
PHRASE "MENTAL DURESS" IS? HMM?

712
00:30:13,012 --> 00:30:15,581
THAT IS WHEN PEOPLE CLAIM

713
00:30:15,581 --> 00:30:16,582
THAT THEIR MENTAL HEALTH IS

714
00:30:16,582 --> 00:30:17,549
BEING JEOPARDIZED BY SOMETHING

715
00:30:17,549 --> 00:30:19,952
THAT THEY DON'T LIKE ABOUT

716
00:30:19,952 --> 00:30:20,953
THEIR INSURANCE COMPANIES TO

717
00:30:20,953 --> 00:30:22,321
PAY FOR IT. IT'S WHY JEWS GET

718
00:30:22,321 --> 00:30:24,590
THEIR NOSES FIXED, GAYS GET

719
00:30:24,590 --> 00:30:26,558
THEIR ORGANS LOPPED OFF,

720
00:30:26,558 --> 00:30:28,227
AND ME AND A LOT OF OTHER

721
00:30:28,227 --> 00:30:29,561
HARDWORKING GUYS LIKE ME

722
00:30:29,561 --> 00:30:30,629
WHO DON'T HAVE TIME FOR

723
00:30:30,629 --> 00:30:33,565
"MENTAL DURESS" END UP

724
00:30:33,565 --> 00:30:35,134
PICKING UP THE TAB IN HIGHER

725
00:30:35,134 --> 00:30:37,436
PREMIUMS.

726
00:30:37,436 --> 00:30:41,040
NOW...LOOK, ONE OF THESE DAYS,

727
00:30:41,040 --> 00:30:42,308
YOU'LL HAVE A FAMILY OF YOUR

728
00:30:42,308 --> 00:30:44,310
OWN.

729
00:30:44,310 --> 00:30:46,378
>> DAD.

730
00:30:46,378 --> 00:30:47,346
>> AND YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO

731
00:30:47,346 --> 00:30:50,182
CHOOSE BETWEEN A BIKE FOR YOUR

732
00:30:50,182 --> 00:30:52,551
KID OR HEALTH INSURANCE.

733
00:30:52,551 --> 00:30:54,921
UNLESS, OF COURSE, YOU FOLLOW

734
00:30:54,921 --> 00:30:56,322
IN YOUR FATHER'S FOOTSTEPS.

735
00:30:56,322 --> 00:30:59,691
>> THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN.

736
00:30:59,691 --> 00:31:00,960
>> UH-HUH.

737
00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:05,331
>> UM, WAIT. HOW DO THE FILES

738
00:31:05,331 --> 00:31:06,232
HELP?

739
00:31:06,232 --> 00:31:09,135
>> LOOK, THEY TELL US WHICH OF

740
00:31:09,135 --> 00:31:10,136
THESE HEALTH INSURANCE COMPANIES

741
00:31:10,136 --> 00:31:11,603
ARE MOST LENIENT WITH THESE

742
00:31:11,603 --> 00:31:13,072
ELECTIVE SURGERIES, AND THEN

743
00:31:13,072 --> 00:31:15,107
WE USE THAT INFORMATION TO PUT

744
00:31:15,107 --> 00:31:16,608
PRESSURE ON THE GOVERNMENT.

745
00:31:16,608 --> 00:31:18,210
>> I'LL GO AND HELP YOU FOR

746
00:31:18,210 --> 00:31:19,278
SUPPORT.

747
00:31:19,278 --> 00:31:22,014
>> LOOK, I DON'T KNOW.

748
00:31:22,014 --> 00:31:25,551
UM...

749
00:31:25,551 --> 00:31:28,955
LOOK, MY PROBLEM IS,

750
00:31:28,955 --> 00:31:30,356
THIS IS MY FAMILY WE'RE TALKING

751
00:31:30,356 --> 00:31:33,292
ABOUT HERE.

752
00:31:33,292 --> 00:31:37,096
>> YOU KNOW WHAT?

753
00:31:37,096 --> 00:31:39,665
I RESPECT THAT.

754
00:31:39,665 --> 00:31:42,268
AND I THINK SUE MAY BE RIGHT.

755
00:31:42,268 --> 00:31:45,504
I THINK I SEE A KINDRED SPIRIT

756
00:31:45,504 --> 00:31:49,241
IN THERE. MAYBE EVEN A

757
00:31:49,241 --> 00:31:51,577
FRIENDSHIP DOWN THE ROAD, HMM?

758
00:31:51,577 --> 00:31:52,979
FORGIVE ME. I GOT AHEAD OF

759
00:31:52,979 --> 00:31:56,482
MYSELF.

760
00:31:56,482 --> 00:31:57,449
HERE.

761
00:31:57,449 --> 00:31:59,151
>> OH. THANK YOU.

762
00:31:59,151 --> 00:32:00,086
>> SURE.

763
00:32:00,086 --> 00:32:01,453
>> "WHAT AN INCREDIBLE JOURNEY

764
00:32:01,453 --> 00:32:04,290
IT'S BEEN, WATCHING YOU GROW

765
00:32:04,290 --> 00:32:05,524
FROM THAT PRETTY BUT SLIGHTLY

766
00:32:05,524 --> 00:32:07,759
SHALLOW GIRL TO A DEEP,

767
00:32:07,759 --> 00:32:10,262
BEAUTIFUL, POWERFUL WOMAN.

768
00:32:10,262 --> 00:32:11,663
YOU INSPIRE ME EVERY DAY WITH

769
00:32:11,663 --> 00:32:13,665
YOUR DIGNITY, KIMBER.

770
00:32:13,665 --> 00:32:15,234
YOUR CAPACITY FOR UNCONDITIONAL

771
00:32:15,234 --> 00:32:16,568
LOVE, YOUR PATIENCE--"

772
00:32:16,568 --> 00:32:18,170
WHY WOULD SHE FLY OFF THE HANDLE

773
00:32:18,170 --> 00:32:19,138
>> IT'S TEMPORARY, CHRISTIAN.

774
00:32:19,138 --> 00:32:20,639
BRIDES CAN BE IRRATIONAL.

775
00:32:20,639 --> 00:32:22,708
SO, ABOUT YOUR VOWS.

776
00:32:22,708 --> 00:32:23,709
YOU MIGHT LEAVE OUT THE PART

777
00:32:23,709 --> 00:32:25,011
WHERE YOU CALL HER A "SLIGHTLY

778
00:32:25,011 --> 00:32:27,613
SHALLOW GIRL."

779
00:32:27,613 --> 00:32:28,647
>> RIGHT.

780
00:32:28,647 --> 00:32:29,448
>> YEAH.

781
00:32:29,448 --> 00:32:31,083
>> GOT A PEN?

782
00:32:33,552 --> 00:32:37,323
>> HEY! SORRY I'M LATE.

783
00:32:37,323 --> 00:32:38,690
I HAD TO PICK UP MY TUX AT

784
00:32:38,690 --> 00:32:40,326
THE RENTAL PLACE.

785
00:32:40,326 --> 00:32:41,393
>> WHY WOULD YOU WAIT UNTIL

786
00:32:41,393 --> 00:32:43,362
AN HOUR BEFORE THE CEREMONY?

787
00:32:43,362 --> 00:32:44,496
>> I WANT TO BE HERE FOR YOU,

788
00:32:44,496 --> 00:32:45,631
CHRISTIAN, BUT IT'S KIND OF

789
00:32:45,631 --> 00:32:47,033
HARD WHEN YOU'RE ALL BENT OUT

790
00:32:47,033 --> 00:32:48,200
OF SHAPE AND SUPERIOR.

791
00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:49,668
>> NO, NO, NO. WHAT'S KIND OF

792
00:32:49,668 --> 00:32:52,504
HARD IS WHEN YOUR SON/BEST MAN

793
00:32:52,504 --> 00:32:53,305
SHOWS UP AT YOUR WEDDING

794
00:32:53,305 --> 00:32:54,806
IN STORM TROOPER BOOTS

795
00:32:54,806 --> 00:32:55,741
AND SKINHEAD JEWELRY.

796
00:32:55,741 --> 00:32:56,708
WHY ARE YOU BEING SUCH A LITTLE

797
00:32:56,708 --> 00:32:57,443
SHIT?

798
00:32:57,443 --> 00:33:00,346
>> ALL RIGHT, CALM DOWN, CALM

799
00:33:00,346 --> 00:33:02,581
AND HE CAN TAKE OFF HIS EARRING.

800
00:33:02,581 --> 00:33:04,416
IS THAT A FAIR COMPROMISE?

801
00:33:10,822 --> 00:33:12,091
>> WHY SHOULD I HAVE TO

802
00:33:12,091 --> 00:33:16,462
COMPROMISE? THIS IS WHO I AM.

803
00:33:16,462 --> 00:33:18,464
WHY ISN'T IT GOOD ENOUGH?

804
00:33:18,464 --> 00:33:19,598
>> WHEN IT'S YOUR WEDDING, YOU

805
00:33:19,598 --> 00:33:20,599
CAN DRESS IN DRAG FOR ALL I

806
00:33:20,599 --> 00:33:23,235
CARE, BUT TODAY IS MY DAY

807
00:33:23,235 --> 00:33:27,206
AND I CALL THE SHOTS.

808
00:33:27,206 --> 00:33:28,240
>> SO I GUESS I'M NOT GOOD

809
00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:29,475
ENOUGH TO BE IN YOUR WEDDING.

810
00:33:29,475 --> 00:33:30,509
>> DRESSED UP LIKE A GODDAMN

811
00:33:30,509 --> 00:33:31,643
JERRY SPRINGER GUEST? YOU

812
00:33:31,643 --> 00:33:32,411
BETCHA.

813
00:33:32,411 --> 00:33:33,745
>> COME ON, CHRISTIAN.

814
00:33:33,745 --> 00:33:37,083
>> NO, IT'S OK.

815
00:33:37,083 --> 00:33:38,550
ACTUALLY, IT'S A RELIEF TO BE

816
00:33:38,550 --> 00:33:39,485
KICKED OUT OF YOUR WEDDING.

817
00:33:39,485 --> 00:33:40,552
STANDING UP FOR A

818
00:33:40,552 --> 00:33:42,221
SELF-IMPORTANT, HYPOCRITICAL

819
00:33:42,221 --> 00:33:43,422
ASSHOLE SUCH AS YOURSELF

820
00:33:43,422 --> 00:33:56,702
IS THE LAST THING IN THE WORLD

821
00:33:56,702 --> 00:33:58,637
>> IT'S VERY SWEET OF YOU TO BE

822
00:33:58,637 --> 00:33:59,771
SO GOOD ABOUT ALL OF THIS.

823
00:33:59,771 --> 00:34:01,640
>> IT'S ALL GOOD, JULIA.

824
00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:02,441
I DON'T WANT TO BE AT

825
00:34:02,441 --> 00:34:04,110
CHRISTIAN'S WEDDING, ESPECIALLY

826
00:34:04,110 --> 00:34:06,245
AS I WASN'T INVITED.

827
00:34:06,245 --> 00:34:07,546
>> GOOD TO SEE YOU. THANKS FOR

828
00:34:07,546 --> 00:34:11,383
COMING.

829
00:34:11,383 --> 00:34:13,119
>> ENJOY YOURSELF, AND CALL ME

830
00:34:13,119 --> 00:34:13,719
WHEN YOU'RE DONE.

831
00:34:13,719 --> 00:34:14,886
WE CAN HAVE OUR OWN POST-WEDDING

832
00:34:14,886 --> 00:34:16,555
PARTY.

833
00:34:34,173 --> 00:34:38,244
>> WHAT A COINCIDENCE.

834
00:34:38,244 --> 00:34:39,678
WE'RE BOTH WEARING WHITE.

835
00:34:39,678 --> 00:34:41,347
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE,

836
00:34:41,347 --> 00:34:42,914
HOPING I'D GET COLD FEET SO YOU

837
00:34:42,914 --> 00:34:44,383
COULD STEP IN FOR ME?

838
00:34:44,383 --> 00:34:45,551
>> I JUST HAD TO DROP OFF A

839
00:34:45,551 --> 00:34:51,157
LITTLE SOMETHING FOR THE BRIDE.

840
00:34:51,157 --> 00:34:52,424
IT WOULD MEAN A LOT TO ME IF YOU

841
00:34:52,424 --> 00:34:55,327
OPENED IT NOW.

842
00:34:55,327 --> 00:34:56,528
PICKING OUT THE PERFECT WEDDING

843
00:34:56,528 --> 00:34:58,497
GIFT WAS NO EASY FEAT, KIMMY.

844
00:34:58,497 --> 00:35:00,566
YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT, SHE'S GOT

845
00:35:00,566 --> 00:35:02,434
SOMETHING NEW--HER TITS;

846
00:35:02,434 --> 00:35:03,702
THE GROOM IS BORROWED, SINCE

847
00:35:03,702 --> 00:35:04,836
SOONER OR LATER, HE'LL RETURN TO

848
00:35:04,836 --> 00:35:06,472
THE WOMEN OF GREATER MIAMI-DADE;

849
00:35:06,472 --> 00:35:07,539
AND AS FOR SOMETHING BLUE,

850
00:35:07,539 --> 00:35:09,275
WELL, THERE WILL BE PLENTY OF

851
00:35:09,275 --> 00:35:10,309
BLUE DAYS LIVING WITH THE

852
00:35:10,309 --> 00:35:11,843
WORLD'S BIGGEST ASSHOLE, SO

853
00:35:11,843 --> 00:35:13,645
ALL THAT'S MISSING IS SOMETHING

854
00:35:13,645 --> 00:35:18,884
OLD.

855
00:35:18,884 --> 00:35:20,852
>> WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?

856
00:35:20,852 --> 00:35:22,554
>> MY OLD DIAPHRAGM.

857
00:35:22,554 --> 00:35:23,722
>> OH, MY GOD.

858
00:35:23,722 --> 00:35:26,458
>> IT'S THE ONE I USED WITH

859
00:35:26,458 --> 00:35:27,693
PREGNANT, KIMBER.

860
00:35:27,693 --> 00:35:28,960
SOONER OR LATER, HE'S GONNA

861
00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:30,429
LEAVE.

862
00:35:30,429 --> 00:35:32,831
>> DID HE DO THIS TO YOU?

863
00:35:32,831 --> 00:35:35,334
ALL THIS BITTERNESS

864
00:35:35,334 --> 00:35:36,502
AS A RESULT OF LOVING HIM

865
00:35:36,502 --> 00:35:37,403
TOO MUCH?

866
00:35:37,403 --> 00:35:41,373
>> NO. I WAS ALWAYS A BITCH.

867
00:35:53,885 --> 00:35:57,423
>> OH, JESUS. I DIDN'T THINK I

868
00:35:57,423 --> 00:35:58,490
HAD THE POWER TO UPSET YOU THIS

869
00:35:58,490 --> 00:35:59,558
BADLY.

870
00:35:59,558 --> 00:36:00,759
>> I'M SO AFRAID I'M MAKING A

871
00:36:00,759 --> 00:36:04,296
MISTAKE, GINA.

872
00:36:04,296 --> 00:36:05,397
I'M GIVING UP EVERYTHING FOR

873
00:36:05,397 --> 00:36:10,669
HIM. MY CAREER, MERCHANDISING.

874
00:36:10,669 --> 00:36:12,538
I HAVEN'T EATEN IN DAYS SO I CAN

875
00:36:12,538 --> 00:36:14,573
FIT INTO THIS DRESS. IT JUST

876
00:36:14,573 --> 00:36:15,507
SEEMS LIKE I'M TRYING TO

877
00:36:15,507 --> 00:36:17,643
DISAPPEAR SO HE'LL ACCEPT ME.

878
00:36:17,643 --> 00:36:19,311
WHAT IF I JUST TURN INTO NOTHING

879
00:36:19,311 --> 00:36:20,546
AT ALL AND THEN I'M JUST GONNA

880
00:36:20,546 --> 00:36:22,514
END UP LOSING HIM ANYWAY.

881
00:36:22,514 --> 00:36:23,515
>> WELL, YOU MIGHT HAVE THOUGHT

882
00:36:23,515 --> 00:36:24,650
OF THAT BEFORE THE INVITATIONS

883
00:36:24,650 --> 00:36:27,786
WENT OUT.

884
00:36:27,786 --> 00:36:30,256
OH, YOU NEED TO FIX YOUR EYE

885
00:36:30,256 --> 00:36:34,025
MAKEUP. YOU HAVE TO GO OUT THERE

886
00:36:34,025 --> 00:36:45,671
SOON, AND YOU LOOK LIKE COURTNEY

887
00:36:45,671 --> 00:36:47,339
NOW, FOR ALL THE SHIT I SAY

888
00:36:47,339 --> 00:36:50,576
ABOUT YOU TWO--I HOPE I DON'T

889
00:36:50,576 --> 00:36:54,813
CHOKE ON THESE WORDS, BUT

890
00:36:54,813 --> 00:36:57,883
CHRISTIAN LOVES YOU, KIMBER.

891
00:36:57,883 --> 00:37:01,820
YOU JUST NEED TO BELIEVE IT.

892
00:37:01,820 --> 00:37:08,427
OPEN.

893
00:37:08,427 --> 00:37:11,863
>> I GUESS I NEEDED A GOOD CRY.

894
00:37:11,863 --> 00:37:16,902
THANKS.

895
00:37:16,902 --> 00:37:17,969
>> YOU LOOK REALLY PRETTY,

896
00:37:17,969 --> 00:37:18,970
KIMBER.

897
00:37:18,970 --> 00:37:20,806
>> THANK YOU.

898
00:37:20,806 --> 00:37:22,708
>> NOT AS PRETTY AS ME, THOUGH.

899
00:37:22,708 --> 00:37:25,243
[BOTH LAUGH]

900
00:37:30,316 --> 00:37:32,518
>> THE DOOR WAS OPEN.

901
00:37:32,518 --> 00:37:38,624
I JUST WANTED TO WISH YOU LUCK.

902
00:37:38,624 --> 00:37:40,892
>> THANKS.

903
00:37:40,892 --> 00:37:42,994
I COULD USE IT.

904
00:37:42,994 --> 00:37:47,633
>> WHO TIED THIS? SEAN?

905
00:37:47,633 --> 00:37:48,900
>> HAVE YOU SEEN KIMBER?

906
00:37:48,900 --> 00:37:50,402
SHE WAS SO CUCKOO LAST NIGHT,

907
00:37:50,402 --> 00:37:51,503
I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED IF SHE

908
00:37:51,503 --> 00:37:55,407
DOESN'T EVEN SHOW UP.

909
00:37:55,407 --> 00:37:56,608
THERE'S A PART OF ME THAT WISHES

910
00:37:56,608 --> 00:37:57,709
SHE WAS HALFWAY AROUND THE WORLD

911
00:37:57,709 --> 00:37:59,077
AND I COULD JUST TELL EVERYBODY

912
00:37:59,077 --> 00:38:00,646
>> YOU'RE OUT OF LUCK. I SAW HER

913
00:38:00,646 --> 00:38:03,014
ON MY WAY IN. EVERYONE IS

914
00:38:03,014 --> 00:38:04,683
TERRIFIED BEFORE THEIR WEDDING,

915
00:38:04,683 --> 00:38:07,353
CHRISTIAN. YOU KNOW THAT CLICHÉ

916
00:38:07,353 --> 00:38:08,754
ABOUT LIFE FLASHING BEFORE YOUR

917
00:38:08,754 --> 00:38:10,121
EYES WHEN YOU DIE?

918
00:38:10,121 --> 00:38:11,089
WELL, THE SAME IS TRUE OF

919
00:38:11,089 --> 00:38:13,659
WEDDINGS. EVERY REASON A

920
00:38:13,659 --> 00:38:15,894
MARRIAGE IS WRONG AND IMPOSSIBLE

921
00:38:15,894 --> 00:38:18,029
RISES TO THE SURFACE.

922
00:38:18,029 --> 00:38:19,498
THAT'S WHY THERE'S SO MUCH

923
00:38:19,498 --> 00:38:22,834
CHAMPAGNE AT WEDDINGS.

924
00:38:22,834 --> 00:38:26,372
>> THAT'S WHY YOU SLEPT WITH ME,

925
00:38:26,372 --> 00:38:29,608
ISN'T IT?

926
00:38:29,608 --> 00:38:32,043
>> ALL MY FEARS ABOUT SEAN

927
00:38:32,043 --> 00:38:33,945
GOT TURNED INTO THE NEED TO FIND

928
00:38:33,945 --> 00:38:35,881
OUT IF YOU WERE REALLY THE ONE.

929
00:38:35,881 --> 00:38:41,520
>> THERE'S STILL SOMETHING...

930
00:38:41,520 --> 00:38:43,722
SOMETHING UNRESOLVED BETWEEN US

931
00:38:43,722 --> 00:38:46,124
AFTER ALL THESE YEARS.

932
00:38:46,124 --> 00:38:47,759
>> SLEEPING TOGETHER DIDN'T

933
00:38:47,759 --> 00:38:50,796
RESOLVE ANYTHING. WE SIMPLY

934
00:38:50,796 --> 00:38:52,631
MADE A MISTAKE THAT MANY PEOPLE

935
00:38:52,631 --> 00:38:54,733
PAID DEARLY FOR.

936
00:38:54,733 --> 00:38:56,635
I THINK WE HAVE TO LOOK AT THESE

937
00:38:56,635 --> 00:38:58,970
FEELINGS AS BEING THE DEMONS

938
00:38:58,970 --> 00:39:01,006
THAT SURFACE WHEN WE TRY AND DO

939
00:39:01,006 --> 00:39:03,675
SOMETHING GOOD FOR OURSELVES.

940
00:39:03,675 --> 00:39:06,512
MARRYING KIMBER IS VERY GOOD.

941
00:39:06,512 --> 00:39:08,013
>> I WANTED TO MARRY YOU.

942
00:39:08,013 --> 00:39:09,448
>> IT WOULDN'T HAVE WORKED.

943
00:39:09,448 --> 00:39:10,148
>> WHAT IF WE'RE MEANT TO BE

944
00:39:10,148 --> 00:39:11,550
TOGETHER? WHAT IF THE DEMONS

945
00:39:11,550 --> 00:39:13,118
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT ARE KEEPING

946
00:39:13,118 --> 00:39:14,786
US FROM BEING HAPPY.

947
00:39:14,786 --> 00:39:16,855
>> YOUR BRIDE IS BEAUTIFUL AND

948
00:39:16,855 --> 00:39:18,524
WAITING FOR YOU. YOU'RE GONNA

949
00:39:18,524 --> 00:39:20,125
GO OUT THERE AND GET MARRIED.

950
00:39:20,125 --> 00:39:22,060
>> JULIA, WE'VE BEEN HERE

951
00:39:22,060 --> 00:39:26,465
BEFORE. MAYBE--MAYBE--MAYBE

952
00:39:26,465 --> 00:39:29,134
DESTINY IS IN THE SECOND CHANCE.

953
00:39:52,891 --> 00:39:54,726
IT FEELS THE SAME AS IT DID

954
00:39:54,726 --> 00:39:56,928
17 YEARS AGO.

955
00:39:59,831 --> 00:40:01,567
>> IT WAS JUST A KISS,

956
00:40:01,567 --> 00:40:02,133
CHRISTIAN.

957
00:40:02,133 --> 00:40:05,837
>> SOME KISS.

958
00:40:05,837 --> 00:40:07,706
>> IT'S MY WEDDING PRESENT

959
00:40:07,706 --> 00:40:09,941
TO YOU SO THAT YOU CAN LET IT

960
00:40:09,941 --> 00:40:11,877
GO FOREVER.

961
00:40:16,081 --> 00:40:19,751
I AM NOT GOING TO LET YOU RUIN

962
00:40:19,751 --> 00:40:23,489
YOUR LIFE.

963
00:40:23,489 --> 00:40:26,024
>> LIKE I RUINED YOURS?

964
00:40:26,024 --> 00:40:29,094
>> NO.

965
00:40:29,094 --> 00:40:30,662
>> CHRISTIAN, KIMBER ASKED ME TO

966
00:40:30,662 --> 00:40:31,763
WALK HER DOWN THE AISLE. ARE YOU

967
00:40:31,763 --> 00:40:34,600
OK WITH THAT? HELLO, JULIA.

968
00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:37,869
>> [LAUGHS] HEY, SEAN.

969
00:40:37,869 --> 00:40:40,506
>> WOW. YOU LOOK FANTASTIC.

970
00:40:40,506 --> 00:40:43,842
>> WE ALL DO. HA HA HA!

971
00:40:43,842 --> 00:40:46,044
SO MUCH WATER UNDER THE BRIDGE,

972
00:40:46,044 --> 00:40:49,214
AND HERE WE ARE, STILL STANDING.

973
00:40:49,214 --> 00:40:52,283
STILL PRETTY FANTASTIC.

974
00:40:52,283 --> 00:40:54,720
[CHUCKLES]

975
00:40:57,188 --> 00:40:59,825
LET'S TOAST US.

976
00:41:06,732 --> 00:41:10,936
TO SURVIVAL WITH GRACE.

977
00:41:10,936 --> 00:41:16,141
[GLASSES CLINK]

978
00:41:34,993 --> 00:41:38,630
>> [EXHALES]

979
00:41:43,201 --> 00:41:45,604
[FOOTSTEPS]

980
00:41:45,604 --> 00:41:47,573
>> COMING, SEAN.

981
00:41:47,573 --> 00:41:48,907
OK.

982
00:41:54,613 --> 00:41:56,014
[EXHALES]

983
00:43:51,096 --> 00:43:54,700
>> I DID LOVE HER.

984
00:43:54,700 --> 00:43:57,035
>> I KNOW YOU DID.

985
00:44:04,375 --> 00:44:06,111
>> I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE I'LL

986
00:44:06,111 --> 00:44:07,713
ALWAYS BE ALONE.

987
00:44:07,713 --> 00:44:10,248
MAYBE THAT'S JUST THE WAY

988
00:44:10,248 --> 00:44:14,252
IT'S MEANT TO BE.

989
00:44:14,252 --> 00:44:18,056
>> YOU KNOW, YOU'VE NEVER REALLY

990
00:44:18,056 --> 00:44:20,225
BEEN ALONE.

991
00:44:20,225 --> 00:44:23,461
>> REALLY?

992
00:44:23,461 --> 00:44:25,764
MY BRIDE LEFT ME AT THE ALTAR,

993
00:44:25,764 --> 00:44:26,965
MY PARTNER LEFT ME FOR A MIDLIFE

994
00:44:26,965 --> 00:44:31,369
CRISIS. AM I MISSING SOMETHING?

995
00:44:35,006 --> 00:44:36,007
>> I CAN HELP YOU WITH ONE OF

996
00:44:36,007 --> 00:44:41,747
THOSE THINGS.

997
00:44:41,747 --> 00:44:42,981
I'D LIKE TO COME BACK TO THE

998
00:44:42,981 --> 00:44:46,451
PRACTICE.

999
00:44:46,451 --> 00:44:48,887
>> YOU MEAN THAT?

1000
00:44:48,887 --> 00:44:52,023
>> I DO.

1001
00:45:13,945 --> 00:45:14,946
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