1 00:01:41,450 --> 00:01:43,530 ls there more? l love her. 2 00:01:43,620 --> 00:01:46,700 l saw Susan Watson do it on Broadway, and she was great, 3 00:01:46,790 --> 00:01:49,790 -but she didn't have that. -Well, it's not going to be her, 4 00:01:49,880 --> 00:01:52,550 but they want that scene "frame for frame," as they say. 5 00:01:52,630 --> 00:01:55,850 So, something about how desperate she is for a Pepsi? 6 00:01:55,920 --> 00:02:00,130 lt's for Pepsi, but it's not for Pepsi. lt's called Patio, 7 00:02:00,220 --> 00:02:03,680 and it's a dieter's kind of Pepsi to help women reduce. 8 00:02:04,020 --> 00:02:06,060 lt's Pepsi's diet-right cola, 9 00:02:06,140 --> 00:02:10,220 and there's claims that their lawyers went over calories, etcetera. 10 00:02:10,310 --> 00:02:12,480 lf we do it right, we land Patio. 11 00:02:12,570 --> 00:02:15,530 And if we land Patio, l'll be at lunch with Pepsi. 12 00:02:15,610 --> 00:02:19,650 -l think Pete Campbell just broke a sweat. -l'm coming to casting. 13 00:02:19,950 --> 00:02:23,660 -We're going right to casting? -You don't have to if you don't want to. 14 00:02:23,740 --> 00:02:26,450 l understand why you like this, but it's not for you. 15 00:02:26,540 --> 00:02:30,300 -l'm the one who'd be buying Patio. -You're not fat anymore. 16 00:02:30,670 --> 00:02:32,010 Thank you. 17 00:02:32,960 --> 00:02:35,000 Let's assume we can't talk them out of the name, 18 00:02:35,090 --> 00:02:37,720 and let's assume we can get a girl who can match Ann-Margret's ability 19 00:02:37,800 --> 00:02:41,100 -to be 25 and act 14. -ls that what she's doing? 20 00:02:42,930 --> 00:02:46,260 ls it just a knockoff? Are we allowed to make fun of it, at least? 21 00:02:46,350 --> 00:02:50,930 -She's fun and sexy. Don't be a prude. -Would you say that to me? 22 00:02:52,060 --> 00:02:56,690 -lt's sexy, and it's what they want. -Clients don't always know what's best. 23 00:02:57,690 --> 00:03:00,980 When we land them, you can start talking to them that way. 24 00:03:02,370 --> 00:03:05,290 Pick it up. Bobby, back away from the stove. 25 00:03:10,500 --> 00:03:12,510 We're out of Melba Toast. 26 00:03:12,670 --> 00:03:16,300 Jesus, Betts, have some oatmeal. That baby's gonna weigh a pound. 27 00:03:16,380 --> 00:03:20,500 Carla must have had some, because l would have thrown the box away. 28 00:03:22,090 --> 00:03:23,880 Are we gonna collect the whole set? 29 00:03:23,970 --> 00:03:25,800 l thought you didn't mind her doing the legwork. 30 00:03:25,890 --> 00:03:30,110 You didn't need a decorator last time. l'd like to feel like l'm paying for something. 31 00:03:30,190 --> 00:03:34,530 -These are $3 apiece, you know. -And l can't really judge by a picture. 32 00:03:35,610 --> 00:03:36,900 l'm late. 33 00:03:37,320 --> 00:03:40,950 We should really spend a day in Tarrytown. lt'd be so easy. 34 00:03:41,030 --> 00:03:43,410 -No. -Those stores smell bad. 35 00:03:43,570 --> 00:03:45,610 We are going to Tarrytown. 36 00:03:47,370 --> 00:03:49,630 And you're gonna stare at some antique chair for so long 37 00:03:49,710 --> 00:03:53,880 the buttons are gonna seem interesting, and then we'll go to Carvel. 38 00:03:56,170 --> 00:03:57,760 See you tonight. 39 00:03:59,210 --> 00:04:00,290 What are you doing? 40 00:04:01,220 --> 00:04:03,850 l hope you received the package showing our campaign 41 00:04:03,930 --> 00:04:07,100 to ease the way for the Ravenswood nuclear power facility. 42 00:04:07,180 --> 00:04:08,970 Kinsey was responsible for that. 43 00:04:09,060 --> 00:04:11,690 Almost a year, and nary a peep of opposition. 44 00:04:11,770 --> 00:04:13,360 lt was very impressive. 45 00:04:13,440 --> 00:04:17,030 l've told Paul that you're facing an onslaught of negative public opinion 46 00:04:17,110 --> 00:04:21,240 in your attempt to demolish the Pennsylvania Railroad Station this year 47 00:04:21,320 --> 00:04:23,580 and replace it with the new Madison Square Garden. 48 00:04:23,660 --> 00:04:26,450 We should have torn the damn thing down during the newspaper strike. 49 00:04:26,530 --> 00:04:28,530 No one would have noticed. 50 00:04:28,620 --> 00:04:31,960 Now, let's take a look at the landscape, as it were. 51 00:04:50,680 --> 00:04:54,390 "How to kill a city. Architects' inhumanity to architects 52 00:04:54,480 --> 00:04:58,570 "surpasses understanding. The new design is also ambitious, 53 00:04:58,650 --> 00:05:00,650 "pedestrian and dull." 54 00:05:00,730 --> 00:05:03,860 Ada Louise Huxtable is as green as that folder. 55 00:05:03,950 --> 00:05:06,580 People know that she's an angry woman with a big mouth. 56 00:05:06,660 --> 00:05:08,200 Who writes for The New York Times. 57 00:05:08,280 --> 00:05:10,320 l don't care if she wrote for the Ten Commandments. 58 00:05:10,410 --> 00:05:14,580 She's trying to sell papers doing what they always do. Making people miserable. 59 00:05:14,660 --> 00:05:18,000 My great-great-grandfather, Silus Dikeman, would have turned his boat around 60 00:05:18,090 --> 00:05:22,340 if he had known that this city would one day be filled with crybabies. 61 00:05:23,090 --> 00:05:26,000 So what's your best weapon against lunatics? 62 00:05:26,090 --> 00:05:30,420 Fifteen stories, vaulted ceilings, pink Milford granite columns. 63 00:05:30,510 --> 00:05:34,300 l don't think it's crazy to be attached to a beaux-arts masterpiece 64 00:05:34,390 --> 00:05:36,560 through which Teddy Roosevelt came and went. 65 00:05:36,650 --> 00:05:39,400 l've met the opposition. l know crazy. 66 00:05:40,770 --> 00:05:43,850 Do you know where the greatest Roman ruins are? 67 00:05:44,070 --> 00:05:48,450 They're in Greece, Spain, because the Romans tore theirs all down. 68 00:05:48,530 --> 00:05:51,700 They took apart the Colosseum to build their outhouses. 69 00:05:51,790 --> 00:05:54,670 This is the Colosseum. Have you seen the plans? 70 00:05:54,750 --> 00:05:56,630 In The New York Times. 71 00:05:57,250 --> 00:06:00,880 -Do you have a problem, buddy? -He's looking for an angle. 72 00:06:01,420 --> 00:06:04,640 You know those snide ad men you see in the movies? 73 00:06:05,470 --> 00:06:06,850 Right here. 74 00:06:07,880 --> 00:06:11,090 Well, l've got a mailbox full of death threats from beatniks like him 75 00:06:11,180 --> 00:06:12,690 who'd rather live in a teepee. 76 00:06:12,760 --> 00:06:16,930 This is the greatest city in the world. lf you don't like it, leave. 77 00:06:21,310 --> 00:06:23,310 Well, we'll let you know. 78 00:06:26,440 --> 00:06:28,980 You have no problems with an atom plant on the East River, 79 00:06:29,070 --> 00:06:34,110 -but this bothers you? -lt's Penn Station. This city has no memory. 80 00:06:34,200 --> 00:06:36,660 Out with the old, in with the new. Who says that's a good idea? 81 00:06:36,750 --> 00:06:39,710 l'm going to have to talk to Don about this. 82 00:06:41,420 --> 00:06:42,920 Don't do that. 83 00:06:44,630 --> 00:06:48,930 Look, now they'll trust me more when l help them. 84 00:06:50,090 --> 00:06:52,380 Do you ever listen to yourself? 85 00:06:53,260 --> 00:06:56,340 l hate you, you know that. Other than Wilma Flintstone, 86 00:06:56,430 --> 00:06:58,390 l haven't seen anyone carry so well. 87 00:06:58,480 --> 00:07:01,780 lt's smoke and mirrors. l've busted plenty of seams. 88 00:07:02,190 --> 00:07:04,400 Well, it makes me optimistic. 89 00:07:04,610 --> 00:07:07,160 Greg has made it perfectly clear that come July 1 90 00:07:07,240 --> 00:07:09,700 and he's chief resident, l'd better watch out. 91 00:07:09,780 --> 00:07:13,290 -Hello, Mrs. Draper. -Can you get Mrs. Draper a glass of water? 92 00:07:13,370 --> 00:07:16,120 Why don't you tell me first how long l'm going to be here? 93 00:07:17,870 --> 00:07:20,450 What's so urgent? London Bridge falling down? 94 00:07:20,540 --> 00:07:22,490 ln a manner of speaking. 95 00:07:23,670 --> 00:07:27,760 -l appreciate you stopping by. -Didn't you just call us into your office? 96 00:07:27,840 --> 00:07:31,180 Well, yes. l thought it best if l told you in person. 97 00:07:31,260 --> 00:07:32,560 l just heard from London. 98 00:07:32,640 --> 00:07:35,180 We've been sacked by Campbell Soup, Great Britain. 99 00:07:35,260 --> 00:07:38,720 l don't want to have to walk down here every time we lose an account. 100 00:07:38,810 --> 00:07:42,690 This is an advertising agency. l'll wear out the carpet. 101 00:07:47,820 --> 00:07:52,830 lt's not so much the account we lost as the account we failed to gain. 102 00:07:53,110 --> 00:07:57,070 -So now BBDO has all of Campbell's Soup? -Why didn't we have a meeting with them? 103 00:07:57,160 --> 00:08:00,740 Perhaps l should drag Burt Peterson in and fire him again? 104 00:08:00,830 --> 00:08:05,450 -Obviously Don would've loved a shot. -How did this slip through the cracks? 105 00:08:05,790 --> 00:08:07,710 l don't usually set meetings, l attend them. 106 00:08:07,800 --> 00:08:11,930 Well, if this is where we wanted to end up, we all did everything perfectly. 107 00:08:12,010 --> 00:08:15,770 You ever get three sheets to the wind and try that thing on? 108 00:08:16,550 --> 00:08:18,300 Mrs. Pryce is here. 109 00:08:18,890 --> 00:08:23,140 Nothing to fret about, as long as there's new business. Five minutes? 110 00:08:30,780 --> 00:08:34,330 -lt's definitely side to side. -ls that a boy or a girl? 111 00:08:35,070 --> 00:08:36,860 l'll call my mother. 112 00:08:37,370 --> 00:08:40,750 Look. Princess Grace just swallowed a basketball. 113 00:08:41,710 --> 00:08:45,380 -How are you, Roger? -lt's not hard to adjust to happiness. 114 00:08:45,460 --> 00:08:46,710 Shall we? 115 00:09:03,230 --> 00:09:05,230 Good night, Mrs. Harris. 116 00:09:08,060 --> 00:09:09,810 l'm in a foul mood. 117 00:09:13,110 --> 00:09:17,400 Château Lafite Rothschild, '49. l'm very impressed that you have this. 118 00:09:18,030 --> 00:09:19,610 Not bad at that. 119 00:09:22,830 --> 00:09:26,500 -Where are you living? -We have a furnished flat in Sutton Place. 120 00:09:26,580 --> 00:09:29,290 Three bedrooms, spectacular view of the river. 121 00:09:29,380 --> 00:09:32,760 And we're near the UN, so there's plenty ofAfricans. 122 00:09:36,800 --> 00:09:40,380 Like the Bordeaux grape, may we all get better with time. 123 00:09:44,600 --> 00:09:46,260 This is delicious. 124 00:09:47,650 --> 00:09:51,110 Rebecca was curious if you knew anything about schools. 125 00:09:51,320 --> 00:09:54,030 ln the city, l'm a little out of touch. 126 00:09:55,490 --> 00:09:56,870 How long have you been together? 127 00:09:56,950 --> 00:09:58,830 -Ten years. -Nine years. 128 00:10:00,620 --> 00:10:02,120 Fifteen for us. 129 00:10:05,290 --> 00:10:07,800 -Do you miss London? -God, yes. 130 00:10:08,790 --> 00:10:11,870 But what we lost in London we gained in insects. 131 00:10:16,220 --> 00:10:19,310 J. Walter Thompson is opening an office in Caracas. 132 00:10:19,390 --> 00:10:21,810 l don't know if the ladies want to talk about that. 133 00:10:21,890 --> 00:10:23,640 No, of course not. 134 00:10:26,310 --> 00:10:28,320 The coquilles. Brilliant. 135 00:10:32,070 --> 00:10:34,910 Look, l didn't want to be there any more than you did. 136 00:10:34,980 --> 00:10:37,860 lt was just the cherry on top of my sundae. 137 00:10:42,160 --> 00:10:43,250 What? 138 00:10:44,660 --> 00:10:48,200 Tell me now, and not three seconds after l've dozed off. 139 00:10:50,080 --> 00:10:53,160 l've been trying to get my father on the phone. 140 00:10:56,630 --> 00:11:00,170 Of course l called William and, again, something's wrong. 141 00:11:01,390 --> 00:11:02,930 Another stroke? 142 00:11:03,850 --> 00:11:06,770 -Gloria left him. -Can you blame her? 143 00:11:07,350 --> 00:11:10,930 Yes, l can blame her. She came into his life, 144 00:11:11,270 --> 00:11:14,100 he suddenly takes ill and she abandons him. 145 00:11:15,360 --> 00:11:18,200 Maybe she realized he's a son of a bitch. 146 00:11:20,200 --> 00:11:22,200 Don, l'm worried about him. 147 00:11:22,820 --> 00:11:26,610 He doesn't sound right, and l can't take a car trip now. 148 00:11:30,670 --> 00:11:33,340 l think William and Judy should bring him up this weekend. 149 00:11:33,420 --> 00:11:38,220 -Great, more antiques. -lt's spring break. lt'll be nice for the kids. 150 00:11:38,630 --> 00:11:42,960 -Those girls are a nightmare. -They'll leave by Saturday at the latest. 151 00:11:47,930 --> 00:11:50,390 Why did you even bother asking me? 152 00:11:53,190 --> 00:11:54,990 She's really kicking. 153 00:12:04,030 --> 00:12:07,530 -Mr. Sterling, your family is here. -Send them in. 154 00:12:11,040 --> 00:12:12,920 lf it isn't fall bride. 155 00:12:16,380 --> 00:12:18,590 -Where's Brooks? -He'll be along. 156 00:12:18,670 --> 00:12:22,090 -Would anyone like anything? Coffee or... -lt's 1 0:30. 157 00:12:24,840 --> 00:12:26,760 Sherry, if you have it. 158 00:12:28,220 --> 00:12:31,850 l told Brooks to come late. l don't want him to be embarrassed. 159 00:12:31,940 --> 00:12:37,900 By what? That l'm paying for everything? You just tell him that's the way it's done. 160 00:12:38,940 --> 00:12:41,020 No, Roger, it's about Jane. 161 00:12:41,110 --> 00:12:44,690 What about her? lt was her idea to take you to Dior. 162 00:12:45,450 --> 00:12:49,410 Why haven't you returned her calls? You're hurting her feelings. 163 00:12:51,040 --> 00:12:52,920 l know what you think. 164 00:12:53,540 --> 00:12:55,910 You think it's so uncomfortable that l won't even bring it up. 165 00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:58,660 Well, you're being very dramatic for a girl who didn't want a wedding at all. 166 00:12:58,750 --> 00:13:01,040 Do you want me to say it? Do l have to say it? 167 00:13:01,130 --> 00:13:02,540 Say what, exactly? 168 00:13:02,630 --> 00:13:06,960 l've suggested to Margaret a compromise. You and June host your own table, 169 00:13:07,050 --> 00:13:11,640 -and l'll be at the Hargroves'. -So, you get the in-laws and l get Siberia? 170 00:13:13,390 --> 00:13:16,470 Are you worried about an odd number? Because l'll get your mother a date. 171 00:13:16,560 --> 00:13:18,310 -l have a date. -Who? 172 00:13:18,940 --> 00:13:21,730 -Bruce Pike. -What does that old saddlebag want? 173 00:13:21,820 --> 00:13:24,830 l didn't want to go to her wedding, but l did. 174 00:13:25,450 --> 00:13:28,370 -The least she can do is not come to mine. -Not come? 175 00:13:28,450 --> 00:13:32,330 -That's why l suggested a compromise. -You're not even giving Jane a chance. 176 00:13:32,410 --> 00:13:35,410 Seeing her on my wedding day is gonna ruin it. 177 00:13:35,580 --> 00:13:38,950 She's young enough to be my sister. How does it look? 178 00:13:39,210 --> 00:13:41,710 -Sweetheart. -Brooks! Thank God. 179 00:13:42,260 --> 00:13:43,340 Mom. 180 00:13:45,880 --> 00:13:49,050 -How are you, sir? -Not great, Brooks. Not great. 181 00:13:50,510 --> 00:13:51,930 Can l get you something? 182 00:13:52,020 --> 00:13:54,480 -No. -That's okay. l'll have yours. 183 00:13:54,640 --> 00:13:57,560 -Roger. -We're not married anymore, you know. 184 00:13:58,560 --> 00:14:00,890 l like the silver and the bells. 185 00:14:05,110 --> 00:14:10,030 Go with the bells. November 23rd. l'll tell Jane. 186 00:14:16,250 --> 00:14:18,460 Mr. Pryce is here to see you. 187 00:14:22,550 --> 00:14:23,970 Send him in. 188 00:14:24,880 --> 00:14:26,710 Your wife is charming. 189 00:14:28,550 --> 00:14:33,800 -She lifted Rebecca's spirits inestimably. -l'm glad to hear it. They really hit it off. 190 00:14:36,270 --> 00:14:39,780 l hate to send you into the lion's den, but l think it best you take the gentleman 191 00:14:39,850 --> 00:14:42,810 from Madison Square Garden to a nice lunch today. 192 00:14:42,900 --> 00:14:45,990 Peter and Paul rubbed him very much the wrong way. 193 00:14:46,070 --> 00:14:49,990 -l told you before, Roger's the lion tamer. -Roger will join as well. 194 00:14:50,070 --> 00:14:52,150 lt will help if you tell me who these people are. 195 00:14:52,240 --> 00:14:54,950 All l could secure was Edgar Raffit, 196 00:14:55,040 --> 00:14:58,590 vice president of Madison Square Garden, and he's irate. 197 00:14:59,620 --> 00:15:01,080 What does he want? 198 00:15:01,170 --> 00:15:04,930 A Cyrano de Bergerac to make New York fall in love with him. 199 00:15:06,590 --> 00:15:08,600 -Today? -Do you have plans? 200 00:15:12,140 --> 00:15:14,640 Have Campbell send over the folder. 201 00:15:23,820 --> 00:15:25,610 They're wild lndians. 202 00:15:25,780 --> 00:15:28,490 They've been cooped up since Woodbridge. 203 00:15:28,740 --> 00:15:30,450 l fixed some lunch. 204 00:15:32,370 --> 00:15:36,500 -Cold roast chicken, or l have cold cuts. -We went to Pat's Steaks. 205 00:15:37,580 --> 00:15:39,210 l got you a half. 206 00:15:39,790 --> 00:15:42,710 -Have you all already eaten? -No, we waited. 207 00:15:45,340 --> 00:15:50,260 -l even got Gloria a chicken parmesan. -Well, great. We'll mail it to her. 208 00:15:52,470 --> 00:15:55,310 She's in Boca Raton. She's not coming back. 209 00:15:59,140 --> 00:16:02,390 He understands completely. He's just playing it up. 210 00:16:03,810 --> 00:16:06,640 -How was the drive, Daddy? -ln the Lincoln? 211 00:16:08,990 --> 00:16:12,160 You should take your Coumadin with your sandwich. 212 00:16:19,160 --> 00:16:23,740 So l said to them, "lt's so crowded in here, l feel like l'm on the subway." 213 00:16:24,130 --> 00:16:26,300 l've never seen anyone like you on the train. 214 00:16:26,380 --> 00:16:29,340 Well, my husband won't let me. lt's a figure of speech. 215 00:16:29,420 --> 00:16:33,040 Have a seat, and l'll let Mr. Pryce know that you're here. 216 00:16:49,030 --> 00:16:51,030 Sorry about that. l got tied up. 217 00:16:51,110 --> 00:16:54,230 What else do you have to do today? What else do you have to do all week? 218 00:16:54,320 --> 00:16:56,190 l barely made it here. 219 00:16:56,990 --> 00:16:59,280 Ginger presses the buzzer, says, "Your family's here." 220 00:16:59,370 --> 00:17:03,380 Sounded silly. Gibson, up. That's gonna help. 221 00:17:05,080 --> 00:17:08,290 To my knees, Don. They're bringing me to my knees. 222 00:17:09,170 --> 00:17:13,040 -Sorry to hear that. -l made my bed, l should lie in it, right? 223 00:17:14,590 --> 00:17:16,380 Your words, not mine. 224 00:17:19,890 --> 00:17:23,650 Like it's not hard enough losing my little girl to that kid. 225 00:17:25,390 --> 00:17:27,270 l've got her mother pouring poison in her ear. 226 00:17:27,360 --> 00:17:29,570 There's a land grab going on. 227 00:17:36,070 --> 00:17:37,570 l blame Mona. 228 00:17:38,950 --> 00:17:42,160 All of a sudden, l could give two craps about that wedding. 229 00:17:42,250 --> 00:17:44,750 -All l want to do is win. -Gentlemen. 230 00:17:48,750 --> 00:17:51,000 -A pleasure to meet you. Roger Sterling. -Edgar Raffit. 231 00:17:51,090 --> 00:17:53,760 -Our creative director Don Draper. -Edgar. 232 00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:56,750 Have a seat, please. Let's get you fixed up. 233 00:17:59,140 --> 00:18:00,520 l only have a minute. 234 00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:03,850 Edgar, please. Eat our sweetmeats, drink our wine. 235 00:18:07,850 --> 00:18:12,270 l understand one of our copywriters took a Yetta Wallenda-sized misstep. 236 00:18:15,030 --> 00:18:16,990 The girl, the tightrope walker. 237 00:18:17,070 --> 00:18:20,190 They got her off the sidewalk with a hose last week. 238 00:18:20,280 --> 00:18:23,530 The point is, we completely understand your problem. 239 00:18:23,620 --> 00:18:27,840 -All we want to know is how we can help. -You're supposed to tell me. 240 00:18:28,620 --> 00:18:30,910 Well, l've done all l can. Don? 241 00:18:33,340 --> 00:18:35,890 ln the interest of time, you want to demolish Penn Station 242 00:18:35,970 --> 00:18:39,850 -and New York hates it. -Not all of New York. A vocal minority. 243 00:18:40,340 --> 00:18:41,380 Can they stop it? 244 00:18:41,470 --> 00:18:44,430 Well, l think all the hubbub is making it unpleasant for... 245 00:18:44,520 --> 00:18:46,940 But they can't stop it, can they? 246 00:18:48,190 --> 00:18:51,480 Why do you people insist on making us sound like villains? 247 00:18:51,560 --> 00:18:55,270 Your concern over public opinion shows a guilty conscience. 248 00:18:55,650 --> 00:19:00,230 Now what good is that serving you if what is to be done is already underway? 249 00:19:00,320 --> 00:19:01,690 Leave those. 250 00:19:02,330 --> 00:19:06,120 Bring a couple of iceberg wedges, blue cheese, bacon. 251 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:10,960 So let's say l don't have a guilty conscience. 252 00:19:11,040 --> 00:19:16,420 Good. And let's also say that change is neither good or bad, it simply is. 253 00:19:17,420 --> 00:19:19,250 lt can be greeted with terror orjoy. 254 00:19:19,340 --> 00:19:22,550 A tantrum that says, "l want it the way it was," 255 00:19:23,180 --> 00:19:26,350 or a dance that says, "Look. lt's something new." 256 00:19:27,890 --> 00:19:31,850 -Would you draw the line at 50%? -l'm not drawing a line at all. 257 00:19:32,020 --> 00:19:35,270 PR people understand this, but they can never execute it. 258 00:19:35,360 --> 00:19:39,950 lf you don't like what is being said, change the conversation. 259 00:19:49,710 --> 00:19:51,750 What is that conversation? 260 00:19:54,540 --> 00:19:58,830 l was in California. Everything is new, and it's clean. 261 00:19:59,050 --> 00:20:03,890 The people are filled with hope. New York City is in decay. 262 00:20:06,720 --> 00:20:11,220 But Madison Square Garden... lt's the beginning of a new city on a hill. 263 00:20:12,770 --> 00:20:15,390 -Just like that? -lt's true, isn't it? 264 00:20:17,230 --> 00:20:21,060 lf l were to come to you, l don't want that kid on my account. 265 00:20:21,860 --> 00:20:25,610 -The communist, the radical. -l will handle it personally. 266 00:20:28,950 --> 00:20:32,030 Grandpa Gene is going to watch his program now. 267 00:20:33,330 --> 00:20:36,120 l just want to catch the end of the game. 268 00:20:37,630 --> 00:20:41,970 -Move. -And the first pitch of the ball, outside. 269 00:20:53,890 --> 00:20:57,770 -Daddy seems well. He has an appetite. -He eats constantly. 270 00:20:58,440 --> 00:21:02,110 When l found out Gloria was gone, l was hoping he ate her. 271 00:21:02,490 --> 00:21:06,370 -How could you not know about that? -l went by, but he lied to me. 272 00:21:06,450 --> 00:21:09,330 Then, finally, when l let myself in, he went bananas. 273 00:21:09,410 --> 00:21:10,860 He's ashamed. 274 00:21:11,950 --> 00:21:13,160 Judy can get through to him. 275 00:21:13,250 --> 00:21:16,880 He's down in the dumps, but he seems very clearheaded. 276 00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:21,380 That's not true, Judy, and you know it. He's angry, and he's in and out. 277 00:21:24,680 --> 00:21:30,890 There is this place, the Parker Home. lt's midway between us, in New Brunswick. 278 00:21:32,390 --> 00:21:34,300 And what happens there? 279 00:21:34,640 --> 00:21:37,930 He lives there. lt's got everything, plus doctors. 280 00:21:38,730 --> 00:21:42,480 lt's expensive, but l thought maybe we could sell our house. 281 00:21:43,320 --> 00:21:46,120 You know. That would give him enough to live on. 282 00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:47,990 That's very generous. 283 00:21:51,160 --> 00:21:55,280 -Do you think he belongs in a home? -Betty, l know l don't get a vote. 284 00:21:55,370 --> 00:21:58,660 -Neither does Don. -All you care about is the house. 285 00:21:59,380 --> 00:22:02,300 You want to walk in there, see Daddy on the bottom of the stairs, 286 00:22:02,380 --> 00:22:05,350 and have his last words be, "Take the house." 287 00:22:11,510 --> 00:22:14,340 Fine, Betts. What's the solution? 288 00:22:14,980 --> 00:22:17,480 Those homes are for people who don't have families, William. 289 00:22:17,560 --> 00:22:21,940 -He's a lonely old man and he's not well. -He's your father. 290 00:22:45,710 --> 00:22:49,000 -Gene. -Thanks for the ritzy accommodations. 291 00:22:49,840 --> 00:22:54,550 You're an army man, Gene. Drop your socks and grab something. 292 00:23:09,610 --> 00:23:11,990 Lights out at 8:1 5. l'm impressed. 293 00:23:12,070 --> 00:23:16,360 l wish you would hang your coat up downstairs. lt's covered with soot. 294 00:23:23,710 --> 00:23:26,830 -How bad is he? -He's not the problem. 295 00:23:27,920 --> 00:23:32,920 What am l saying? He's the whole problem. That, and William's never-ending bullshit. 296 00:23:33,970 --> 00:23:37,260 -What now? -He wants to put him in an old folks' home. 297 00:23:37,350 --> 00:23:41,480 Well, l understand it's not ideal, but it is the next logical step. 298 00:23:41,770 --> 00:23:43,810 Don, he just wants the house. 299 00:23:44,440 --> 00:23:48,940 He keeps nailing himself to the cross. For all l know, Judy's pushing him. 300 00:23:52,160 --> 00:23:53,540 Cut it out! 301 00:23:59,910 --> 00:24:01,780 What do you want to do? 302 00:24:03,130 --> 00:24:06,630 How can he talk that way to me in the condition l'm in? 303 00:24:07,960 --> 00:24:11,960 -Do you want anything? -Just throw it on the chair and stay here. 304 00:24:20,310 --> 00:24:21,690 Be careful. 305 00:24:23,270 --> 00:24:24,520 l'm fine. 306 00:24:39,160 --> 00:24:43,870 lt's so funny how she is. My father and her fought constantly. 307 00:24:44,830 --> 00:24:47,040 She never remembers that part. 308 00:24:47,670 --> 00:24:50,830 -Family is important to her. -l care about family. 309 00:24:52,090 --> 00:24:55,670 You know, Don had nobody at their wedding. Nobody at all. 310 00:24:59,770 --> 00:25:03,400 Why can't we just move in with him? l'll take care of him. 311 00:25:03,520 --> 00:25:07,030 lt's bad enough to work for him. l'm a 30-year-old man. 312 00:25:08,150 --> 00:25:11,990 l don't want to have somebody tell me l have the wrong tie on. 313 00:26:26,390 --> 00:26:30,020 Raffit is sending over every piece of paper they have on the new Garden. 314 00:26:30,110 --> 00:26:34,070 He wants you to see these new drawings. Apparently they're right out of Metropolis. 315 00:26:34,150 --> 00:26:36,810 -He talk about television? -l have a meeting on the books. 316 00:26:36,900 --> 00:26:39,610 He talked a lot about radio. And Kinsey. 317 00:26:39,950 --> 00:26:41,450 You're gonna have to keep a low profile on this, 318 00:26:41,530 --> 00:26:45,870 -but it doesn't mean you're not working. -Mr. Pryce is here to see you. 319 00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:50,830 l didn't realize you were in the middle of something. 320 00:26:50,920 --> 00:26:53,880 Did you come to treat us to a little new-business lunch? 321 00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:56,580 May l speak with you in private, Don? 322 00:27:03,100 --> 00:27:05,810 -Can l get you anything? -No, thank you. 323 00:27:07,520 --> 00:27:11,230 Bad news, l'm afraid. l just got off the phone with London. 324 00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:14,320 There's a problem with Madison Square Garden. 325 00:27:14,570 --> 00:27:18,320 -Did their check bounce already? -Unfortunately, there's a conflict. 326 00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:21,530 Did you tell them it's a stadium in the middle of New York City? 327 00:27:21,620 --> 00:27:24,580 -lt's one of a kind. -They know exactly what it is, a project, 328 00:27:24,660 --> 00:27:27,070 and they told us to turn it down. 329 00:27:29,040 --> 00:27:31,550 -l'm confused. -lt's a question of economics. 330 00:27:31,630 --> 00:27:35,340 Servicing Madison Square Garden will require an account man, 331 00:27:36,340 --> 00:27:38,050 at least two copywriters, two artists, 332 00:27:38,130 --> 00:27:41,840 an ombudsman for City Hall, all against 200,000 in billings. 333 00:27:42,010 --> 00:27:43,010 That's for right now. 334 00:27:43,100 --> 00:27:46,600 Precisely. From what l understand, groundbreaking is at least two years away. 335 00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:49,760 Madison Square Garden is our way into the World's Fair, 336 00:27:49,850 --> 00:27:52,060 the largest trade show in history. 337 00:27:52,150 --> 00:27:56,360 Plus, there's the Garden itself. Hotels, concerts, sports. 338 00:27:56,900 --> 00:28:01,730 -This could mean 30 years of business. -They're not interested. l'm sorry. 339 00:28:04,490 --> 00:28:08,280 You told me to go out and get this account. l did. l did my job, 340 00:28:08,370 --> 00:28:09,620 and now you're telling me it's all for nothing 341 00:28:09,710 --> 00:28:13,300 because you forgot to check with your boss first? Who's running this place? 342 00:28:13,380 --> 00:28:17,090 l know this is difficult. l take full responsibility. 343 00:28:17,250 --> 00:28:20,330 Why the hell did you buy us in the first place? 344 00:28:22,340 --> 00:28:23,800 l don't know. 345 00:28:35,940 --> 00:28:39,070 Tell Mr. Campbell Madison Square Garden is dead. 346 00:28:39,530 --> 00:28:41,910 -Do you have a second? -Can it wait? 347 00:28:41,990 --> 00:28:43,030 No. 348 00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:50,320 Sal sent up the storyboards. 349 00:28:52,080 --> 00:28:55,160 -What is this? -lt's Patio, the diet drink for Pepsi. 350 00:28:55,250 --> 00:28:58,620 Yes. Everyone wants a drink that sounds like a floor. 351 00:28:59,760 --> 00:29:00,890 This is Chinese. 352 00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:03,840 lt's all one shot, like the beginning of Bye Bye Birdie. 353 00:29:03,930 --> 00:29:07,390 -l haven't seen it. -Well, this is an Ann-Margret type. 354 00:29:08,140 --> 00:29:09,270 Fine. 355 00:29:10,060 --> 00:29:12,270 You really haven't seen it? You see everything. 356 00:29:34,460 --> 00:29:36,840 We have a few versions of a song, 357 00:29:37,080 --> 00:29:39,960 and the boys are very excited about finding this girl. 358 00:29:40,050 --> 00:29:41,300 l'm sure. 359 00:29:42,090 --> 00:29:44,430 Don't you find her voice shrill? 360 00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:49,300 She's throwing herself at the camera. lt's pure. 361 00:29:51,010 --> 00:29:52,640 lt makes your heart hurt. 362 00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:57,640 No one seems to care that it speaks to men, not the people that drink diet drinks. 363 00:29:58,860 --> 00:30:01,360 What do the geniuses at Patio want? 364 00:30:02,690 --> 00:30:06,940 Maybe we should be talking about how this is better than coffee or Dexedrine. 365 00:30:07,030 --> 00:30:09,400 lt's not about making women feel fat. 366 00:30:09,490 --> 00:30:13,240 This is, "Look how happy l am that l drink Patio. 367 00:30:14,620 --> 00:30:17,700 "l'm young and excited and desperate for a man." 368 00:30:18,210 --> 00:30:21,800 l don't mind fantasies, but shouldn't it be a female one? 369 00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:23,670 Peggy, l know you understand how this works. 370 00:30:23,760 --> 00:30:26,100 Men want her. Women want to be her. 371 00:30:26,170 --> 00:30:28,420 -Even if that's true... -lt is. 372 00:30:29,890 --> 00:30:32,730 l'm sorry if that makes you uncomfortable. 373 00:30:34,180 --> 00:30:35,970 Well, you know, if we were making a movie or a play, 374 00:30:36,060 --> 00:30:38,980 we'd be embarrassed to do this. lt's phony. 375 00:30:40,730 --> 00:30:43,850 You're not an artist, Peggy. You solve problems. 376 00:30:46,950 --> 00:30:49,370 Leave some tools in your toolbox. 377 00:30:55,750 --> 00:30:57,540 Could you hold that? 378 00:31:09,340 --> 00:31:11,050 -Heading home? -Yes. 379 00:31:15,890 --> 00:31:18,430 Let me ask you something. You're a young girl. 380 00:31:18,520 --> 00:31:19,860 Excuse me? 381 00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:24,780 You're the only one around here who doesn't have that stupid look on her face. 382 00:31:24,860 --> 00:31:26,610 What does that mean? 383 00:31:26,820 --> 00:31:31,330 What would your father have to do for you to not want him at your wedding? 384 00:31:32,160 --> 00:31:36,920 -My father passed away. -There you go. You'd do anything. 385 00:32:19,910 --> 00:32:21,080 Hello. 386 00:32:37,060 --> 00:32:40,520 lt's so crowded in here, l feel like l'm on the subway. 387 00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:45,150 Where's your drink? 388 00:32:59,830 --> 00:33:03,960 Don. Don't worry about this. lt's under control. 389 00:33:15,510 --> 00:33:19,050 -Hey, where's Mom? -She's upstairs. 390 00:33:32,530 --> 00:33:36,240 -l'm going out for a bucket of chicken. -What's the matter? 391 00:33:36,740 --> 00:33:39,530 -l'm a horrible daughter. -No, you're not. 392 00:33:40,200 --> 00:33:43,780 William says these are the options. We put him in a home, 393 00:33:43,870 --> 00:33:47,950 or they move in with him and Judy is his nurse. Judy. 394 00:33:48,500 --> 00:33:49,960 William says? 395 00:33:51,300 --> 00:33:53,050 He's probably right. 396 00:33:53,970 --> 00:33:55,760 -William! -Yeah, Don? 397 00:33:57,390 --> 00:33:59,680 Go get the chicken in a minute. 398 00:34:02,560 --> 00:34:04,690 Can l speak to you a minute? 399 00:34:14,490 --> 00:34:19,580 -Jesus. What year is this from? -l don't care. 400 00:34:21,450 --> 00:34:25,740 Look, Don, we're all upset. 401 00:34:26,750 --> 00:34:29,840 One thing l've learned from this, don't get old. 402 00:34:30,340 --> 00:34:33,260 -About your father... -Man's a real jackpot. 403 00:34:33,420 --> 00:34:37,250 He always said he didn't want to be a burden, yet here we are. 404 00:34:39,340 --> 00:34:41,630 This is what's going to happen. 405 00:34:42,260 --> 00:34:44,680 You're gonna explain to your sister and your wife 406 00:34:44,770 --> 00:34:47,400 that we have reached an understanding. 407 00:34:48,190 --> 00:34:51,190 You are going to support your father financially, 408 00:34:51,270 --> 00:34:56,730 and l am going to take him into my house. His house will remain untouched. 409 00:34:57,280 --> 00:35:01,200 l appreciate the advice, Don. l'll take it under consideration. 410 00:35:01,280 --> 00:35:03,320 You're gonna go out there and you're gonna tell your sister 411 00:35:03,410 --> 00:35:05,490 that this is what you want. 412 00:35:05,660 --> 00:35:08,280 We'll pretend that you did the right thing on your own. 413 00:35:08,370 --> 00:35:10,950 -He's my father! -And he's in my home. 414 00:35:12,710 --> 00:35:15,120 l want you to leave tonight, and l want you to leave the Lincoln. 415 00:35:15,210 --> 00:35:18,840 -l can't have him here without a car. -Are you kidding me? 416 00:35:20,760 --> 00:35:23,090 How are we supposed to get home? 417 00:35:24,640 --> 00:35:27,980 New York Central. Broadway Limited from Penn Station. 418 00:35:29,100 --> 00:35:30,970 lt leaves in two hours. 419 00:35:32,650 --> 00:35:35,570 You want him? You got him. 420 00:36:29,040 --> 00:36:32,000 -Dad, we have to talk. -l could eat. 421 00:36:32,710 --> 00:36:36,130 No. Daddy, William has something to say. 422 00:36:39,590 --> 00:36:43,260 All of us, we've been trying to figure out a way we can help you live better. 423 00:36:43,340 --> 00:36:46,420 l'd be doing all right if people left me alone. 424 00:36:46,930 --> 00:36:48,090 Daddy, 425 00:36:48,890 --> 00:36:52,890 -Don and l want you to live here with us. -Elizabeth. 426 00:36:54,520 --> 00:36:56,230 Honey, l'm not that blue. 427 00:36:56,310 --> 00:36:59,770 Just for a while. l think you need a little vacation. 428 00:37:05,450 --> 00:37:07,120 So the animals are running the zoo? 429 00:37:07,200 --> 00:37:10,910 We're not selling the house, and you're gonna have your car. 430 00:37:12,410 --> 00:37:15,620 The plans, the plans, the plans you make. 431 00:37:21,550 --> 00:37:25,390 You know you want to get out of town. You'll be with the kids. 432 00:37:26,890 --> 00:37:29,810 Betty is a better cook. You always say that. 433 00:37:35,190 --> 00:37:40,530 -Well, l should've been the first to go. -Daddy, don't talk like that. 434 00:37:43,990 --> 00:37:47,870 We should go pack. Girls, start getting your things together. 435 00:37:57,670 --> 00:38:00,470 lt's nice, right? lt's called a stinger. 436 00:38:01,420 --> 00:38:04,290 -l don't know what's in it. -lt's delicious. 437 00:38:10,140 --> 00:38:13,060 l'm graduating from Brooklyn College next month. 438 00:38:13,140 --> 00:38:15,350 -What are you studying? -What? 439 00:38:15,640 --> 00:38:18,770 -What are you studying? -Do you want one? 440 00:38:19,980 --> 00:38:23,190 -l'm afraid you're gonna bite my hand. -l'm sorry. 441 00:38:24,820 --> 00:38:29,040 l just need to eat. My mom says l'm still growing. 442 00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:34,320 l gotta work on my manners. 443 00:38:35,410 --> 00:38:39,040 l started pre-law, but switched to engineering. More jobs. 444 00:38:39,460 --> 00:38:42,220 Really? Those are so different. 445 00:38:43,050 --> 00:38:45,470 You've gotta figure, if we're all gonna be replaced by machines, 446 00:38:45,550 --> 00:38:47,600 might as well be a guy that makes them, right? 447 00:38:47,680 --> 00:38:50,100 Or you could just become a robot. 448 00:38:51,430 --> 00:38:55,440 -Are you in school? -l work at an ad agency, Manhattan. 449 00:38:56,310 --> 00:38:59,570 Wow. l don't know how you girls do all that typing. 450 00:39:02,360 --> 00:39:06,410 -And l work for a jerk. -We're hitting the road. You got cab fare? 451 00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:09,940 What are you talking about? l live around the corner. 452 00:39:10,030 --> 00:39:11,900 That's right. He does. 453 00:39:25,710 --> 00:39:27,170 You're funny. 454 00:39:51,740 --> 00:39:53,750 Do you have... You know. 455 00:39:56,080 --> 00:39:58,000 -What? -A Trojan? 456 00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:04,050 No. 457 00:40:18,060 --> 00:40:22,770 l can't. 458 00:40:32,450 --> 00:40:36,330 Jeez. lt's getting pretty late. 459 00:40:39,330 --> 00:40:40,460 Well, 460 00:40:42,170 --> 00:40:44,670 there are other things we could do. 461 00:41:13,990 --> 00:41:15,660 Did you hear that? 462 00:41:26,790 --> 00:41:27,870 Gene. 463 00:41:29,250 --> 00:41:32,330 The heat is on. We got to get rid of this stuff. 464 00:41:37,760 --> 00:41:40,590 You got anything else around, go flush it. 465 00:42:26,060 --> 00:42:28,930 -You're leaving? -l have to work tomorrow. 466 00:42:30,020 --> 00:42:33,650 -You want to get breakfast? -lt's the middle of the night. 467 00:42:35,450 --> 00:42:38,240 -Where do you work again? -Madison Avenue. 468 00:42:38,950 --> 00:42:40,120 Right. 469 00:42:42,080 --> 00:42:45,580 Well, you know, l hang out at that place a lot. 470 00:42:50,460 --> 00:42:51,580 Okay. 471 00:43:02,640 --> 00:43:04,440 lt's the bottom one. 472 00:43:06,810 --> 00:43:08,020 Thanks. 473 00:43:10,860 --> 00:43:12,320 This was fun. 474 00:43:19,860 --> 00:43:24,650 Parents, friends, and family, l'd like to welcome you all to field day. 475 00:43:25,910 --> 00:43:29,700 l hope you can appreciate how hard the children have prepared 476 00:43:30,040 --> 00:43:32,000 in all kinds of weather. 477 00:43:33,670 --> 00:43:34,840 Scott? 478 00:43:38,380 --> 00:43:42,300 "The tradition of the maypole dates back over 500 years, 479 00:43:42,720 --> 00:43:45,340 "and is celebrated all over the world. 480 00:43:45,560 --> 00:43:51,570 "We erected our maypole for Ossining's sesquicentennial. 481 00:43:52,440 --> 00:43:55,900 "We dance around the pole in a timeless celebration 482 00:43:56,320 --> 00:43:58,660 "of the renewal of springtime." 483 00:44:06,410 --> 00:44:08,030 Okay, ribbons up. 484 00:45:20,110 --> 00:45:24,370 -Daddy! Did you see me dance? -l did. You were great. 485 00:45:27,370 --> 00:45:29,040 Hey. Hey, Drapers. 486 00:45:31,750 --> 00:45:34,380 Cindy's dad wants to take our picture. 487 00:45:35,250 --> 00:45:36,760 Say, "Cheese!" 488 00:45:36,830 --> 00:45:38,410 -Cheese! -Cheese! 489 00:45:56,770 --> 00:45:59,480 -How was your morning, Mr. Draper? -Fine. 490 00:46:04,990 --> 00:46:08,370 -Do you want to talk about Pampers? -What do you got?