1
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Technically speaking, that's not yogurt.

2
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There are too few acidophilic cultures in it.

3
00:00:06,134 --> 00:00:09,384
It's just ice milk with carrageenan in it
to make it thicker.

4
00:00:09,550 --> 00:00:14,383
That's very interesting.
- And it's not pink and it doesn't contain berries.

5
00:00:15,674 --> 00:00:18,049
But that doesn't answer my question.

6
00:00:18,216 --> 00:00:21,548
What was your question again?
- Would you like a snack?

7
00:00:22,882 --> 00:00:25,090
No, I cannot tolerate lactose.
- Okay�.

8
00:00:25,257 --> 00:00:27,382
Flatulence.
- Yeah, I get it.

9
00:00:28,340 --> 00:00:31,048
Well, goodnight then.

10
00:00:45,379 --> 00:00:48,712
What are you doing now?
- I felt a draft there.

11
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I didn't feel a draft.

12
00:00:51,962 --> 00:00:55,753
Why are we going to your place...
- Oh, yes.

13
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Let's take it a little slower.

14
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I didn't mean to
going in to do it quickly.

15
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No, I know.

16
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I know what you meant
but this is only our first date.

17
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Ok�. No problem.

18
00:01:07,043 --> 00:01:09,334
Let's figure out where we want to go first...

19
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...and when we want to be there?

20
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And then speed is equal to
distance divided by time.

21
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ls equal to solution.

22
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Or we'll see how it goes.

23
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That is also a method.

24
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Good night, Leonard.
- Good night.

25
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He's coming. Screen saver.

26
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Hey, hello Leonard.

27
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How was your date?
- Get the hell out of here.

28
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Sheldon, why are you leaving them to me?
just spy?

29
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They are smart.

30
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They took advantage
of my disinterest in what you do.

31
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You have to thank us.
When future generations discover...

32
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...why your relationship with Penny crashed...

33
00:02:01,869 --> 00:02:04,827
...we have the black box here.

34
00:02:04,994 --> 00:02:07,786
What are you talking about?
The date was fine.

35
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She wanted to take it easier.

36
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Okay�, she said she wanted to take it easy.

37
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That means something like:
'The food is delicious.

38
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I'm going to eat more slowly
to enjoy it longer.'

39
00:02:19,868 --> 00:02:23,367
No, it's like, 'This fish is spoiled...

40
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...so I'm going to eat more slowly and puke it up.”

41
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And then you are the fish.
- I'm not the fish.

42
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Do you have a new date?

43
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No, we'll see what happens.
- Even I know that doesn't mean anything.

44
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Ok�. Let's hypothesize
take it for granted.

45
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We went out to eat
we talked and kissed.

46
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Where did I go wrong?

47
00:02:46,698 --> 00:02:49,863
Think carefully. In women it is not necessary
that it must be something very small.

48
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Like, “That waitress looks hot.
He'll probably want to come home with us.'

49
00:02:54,988 --> 00:02:59,029
Or: 'How much does your mother weigh?
I want to know what awaits me.'

50
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I didn't say anything like that.
- Very good, because they won't help you.

51
00:03:03,363 --> 00:03:06,237
It doesn't matter
or you stare at them and hyperventilate.

52
00:03:06,403 --> 00:03:08,779
I do that when I don't know anything else.

53
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Everything went fine.

54
00:03:11,612 --> 00:03:15,651
I had my spontaneous one
topics of conversation not even necessary.

55
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That woman really likes me.

56
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Let's go back to the tape.

57
00:03:22,318 --> 00:03:24,443
Look at her reaction to that kiss.

58
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No faster breathing or dilation
of pupils, chest does not rise and fall.

59
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Nice close-up, by the way.

60
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linteresting. Her jaw clenched.
Tongue access denied.

61
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A bad omen between
reproducing people.

62
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Not a bad sign at all.

63
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You look like two iguanas
without cervical lobe enlargement.

64
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The worst sign is
that you are here and not there.

65
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I'm not there because we're taking it easy.

66
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Which is lightning fast compared to you.

67
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And get that camera out of there.

68
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I like him a lot better
when he has no hope.

69
00:04:06,228 --> 00:04:08,145
Give him time.

70
00:04:41,558 --> 00:04:43,725
Hi.
- Oh, hi Penny.

71
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The water in machine two is
unsuitable, so only for color.

72
00:04:47,891 --> 00:04:50,974
Four still contains fabric softener
from earlier in the wash cycle.

73
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So don't use it for your delicates.
- Thank you.

74
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Geez mina.

75
00:04:58,556 --> 00:05:02,347
Why don't you go with your laundry
to the river and strike it with a stone.

76
00:05:07,055 --> 00:05:09,680
Sheldon, can I ask you something?

77
00:05:10,180 --> 00:05:13,804
I'd rather not, but I won't go that far
to forbid you.

78
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I heard "Yes," so...

79
00:05:17,804 --> 00:05:19,054
This is my question:

80
00:05:19,512 --> 00:05:24,219
Does Leonard ever regularly
had intercourse with a girl?

81
00:05:25,386 --> 00:05:28,802
I already assumed it wasn't over
the regularity of his bowel movements decreased.

82
00:05:30,052 --> 00:05:33,343
I learned that you listen to such things
better not to ask.

83
00:05:34,051 --> 00:05:39,801
I mean, has he ever had anything
with someone who wasn't crazy?

84
00:05:40,302 --> 00:05:41,384
A few years ago...

85
00:05:41,551 --> 00:05:45,633
...he dated a woman who...
French literature had a PhD.

86
00:05:46,425 --> 00:05:51,133
Why wasn't that a big shot?
- First, because she was French.

87
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Secondly, because it was literature.

88
00:06:01,715 --> 00:06:03,174
So...

89
00:06:04,464 --> 00:06:06,715
If Leonard and I keep going out...

90
00:06:06,882 --> 00:06:09,339
...will he eventually find me boring?

91
00:06:15,297 --> 00:06:17,296
That depends.
- Of which?

92
00:06:17,921 --> 00:06:20,379
Do you have some basic knowledge of quantum physics?

93
00:06:20,546 --> 00:06:21,796
No.

94
00:06:21,962 --> 00:06:23,962
Do you speak Klingon?

95
00:06:24,504 --> 00:06:25,545
No.

96
00:06:25,920 --> 00:06:28,420
Do you know card tricks?
- Okay�.

97
00:06:30,795 --> 00:06:34,794
Leonard has nothing in common with one
waitress, slash, actress...

98
00:06:34,961 --> 00:06:39,501
...who was so insecure that she lied
about finishing her HAVO.

99
00:06:39,668 --> 00:06:41,209
Why would you lie about that?

100
00:06:41,376 --> 00:06:44,126
He went on and on about his education...

101
00:06:44,293 --> 00:06:47,792
...and I didn't want him to think
that I was a stupid loser.

102
00:06:47,959 --> 00:06:52,126
Is the opposite of stupid
Loser getting a HAVO diploma?

103
00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:59,542
There are many successful people in this country...

104
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...with a HAVO diploma.

105
00:07:01,707 --> 00:07:03,915
Yes, but you're neither of them.

106
00:07:05,832 --> 00:07:08,123
This must remain between you and me.

107
00:07:08,290 --> 00:07:11,373
You can't tell Leonard about this.

108
00:07:12,581 --> 00:07:15,455
Are you asking me to keep a secret?
- Yes.

109
00:07:15,622 --> 00:07:16,789
I'm very sorry about that.

110
00:07:16,956 --> 00:07:20,205
You should have expressed that wish
before you told me the secret...

111
00:07:20,372 --> 00:07:24,330
...so that I would have had the choice of the covenant
to accept confidentiality or not.

112
00:07:24,997 --> 00:07:28,537
You can't impose a secret after the fact.

113
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What?

114
00:07:31,537 --> 00:07:34,828
Secrecy is a complicated matter.
You shouldn't just...

115
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...pay attention to what you say...

116
00:07:36,370 --> 00:07:39,161
...but also on your facial expression
and autonomic reflexes.

117
00:07:39,536 --> 00:07:40,869
If I lie, I have more...

118
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...nervous tics than a research
institute for Lyme disease.

119
00:07:51,035 --> 00:07:52,035
That was a joke.

120
00:07:52,202 --> 00:07:56,033
It's about the homogeneity between
the word tick, the blood-sucking spider...

121
00:07:56,200 --> 00:07:59,409
...and the word tic,
the involuntary muscle contraction.

122
00:08:03,284 --> 00:08:04,449
I came up with it myself.

123
00:08:07,283 --> 00:08:10,116
If Leonard finds out I lied...

124
00:08:10,283 --> 00:08:12,283
...I die on the spot of shame.

125
00:08:12,449 --> 00:08:15,448
That is physiologically impossible.
- Sheldon, please.

126
00:08:15,615 --> 00:08:17,615
I'm asking you as a friend.

127
00:08:18,990 --> 00:08:21,322
Are you saying that friendship automatically...

128
00:08:21,489 --> 00:08:24,030
...involves the obligation to keep secrets?

129
00:08:24,197 --> 00:08:27,655
Yes.
- Interesting.

130
00:08:28,197 --> 00:08:30,613
One more question.
And I should have asked him first:

131
00:08:30,780 --> 00:08:32,862
Since when are we friends?

132
00:08:35,363 --> 00:08:39,196
I can never become Green Lantarn
unless the Guardians of Oa choose me.

133
00:08:39,362 --> 00:08:42,362
If I have enough starting capital
would have and a good lab...

134
00:08:42,529 --> 00:08:44,569
...I could become Batman.

135
00:08:48,527 --> 00:08:52,694
You Batman?
- Yes. I'm Batman. See?

136
00:08:55,151 --> 00:08:56,193
Hey, guys.
- H�.

137
00:08:56,360 --> 00:08:57,943
Hi, Penny.
- Hi.

138
00:08:59,026 --> 00:09:02,693
If you have nothing to do on Friday,
maybe we can go to the movies.

139
00:09:02,859 --> 00:09:05,526
I think I'm on duty on Friday.

140
00:09:05,693 --> 00:09:08,359
And Saturday?
- I don't know yet.

141
00:09:08,526 --> 00:09:11,525
We don't have our work schedule yet.
I'll let you know.

142
00:09:11,691 --> 00:09:12,732
Good.

143
00:09:12,899 --> 00:09:18,524
Let me know if you know.
Oh dear, I'm spoiled fish.

144
00:09:20,273 --> 00:09:23,357
What did I do wrong?
- Why are you asking me that?

145
00:09:23,898 --> 00:09:27,107
I have no information about it
your interaction with Penny...

146
00:09:27,272 --> 00:09:30,189
...and I don't have a method either
to find out.

147
00:09:32,564 --> 00:09:34,480
What do you mean by that?
- Nothing.

148
00:09:34,646 --> 00:09:37,854
You think there is an information channel
between Penny and me...

149
00:09:38,021 --> 00:09:40,688
...but it clearly doesn't exist.
- I don't think so.

150
00:09:40,854 --> 00:09:44,145
You have to pay close attention to how you
puts things into words, sir.

151
00:09:46,687 --> 00:09:50,020
What's wrong with you?
- I can ask you the same thing.

152
00:09:50,187 --> 00:09:54,019
Why are you involving me in things?
which I have nothing to do with...

153
00:09:54,186 --> 00:09:58,061
...but they're between you and Penny,
someone I hardly speak to.

154
00:10:05,851 --> 00:10:08,101
What's wrong with your face?

155
00:10:08,476 --> 00:10:11,434
My appearance has nothing to do with this.

156
00:10:13,017 --> 00:10:15,184
Good day, Leonard.
- What?

157
00:10:15,350 --> 00:10:17,684
I said, 'Good day,'

158
00:10:20,475 --> 00:10:22,350
Good day?

159
00:10:24,016 --> 00:10:26,348
We also have fresh salmon from Alaska today...

160
00:10:26,515 --> 00:10:28,765
...served in teriyaki gelatin with sticky rice.

161
00:10:28,932 --> 00:10:31,765
The soup of the day...
- I want to get rid of my promise.

162
00:10:35,014 --> 00:10:37,430
Sheldon, I'm at work.

163
00:10:37,597 --> 00:10:39,597
Take your time to make a choice.

164
00:10:41,764 --> 00:10:43,222
I can't keep your secret.

165
00:10:43,389 --> 00:10:47,930
I'm succumbing like a high-energy person
novoprotein in a compound space.

166
00:10:48,846 --> 00:10:50,304
Like a Renaissance triptych.

167
00:10:51,261 --> 00:10:53,178
Like a cheap suit.

168
00:10:53,470 --> 00:10:56,512
Why is it so difficult
to keep one little secret?

169
00:10:56,679 --> 00:10:58,178
I'm not built for it.

170
00:10:58,345 --> 00:11:02,011
That's why I didn't get a government appointment...

171
00:11:02,178 --> 00:11:05,677
...at a secret military superconductor
under a fake farm...

172
00:11:05,844 --> 00:11:09,135
...20.5 km southeast
from Traverse City, Michigan.

173
00:11:13,927 --> 00:11:16,842
And you didn't hear this from me.

174
00:11:17,384 --> 00:11:20,258
Just forget I told you...

175
00:11:20,425 --> 00:11:22,550
...that I don't have a HAVO diploma, okay�?

176
00:11:22,716 --> 00:11:26,674
Forget? You want me to forget?
This brain doesn't forget.

177
00:11:26,841 --> 00:11:30,633
I remember everything from the day my...
mother stopped breastfeeding.

178
00:11:32,049 --> 00:11:33,508
It was a drizzly Tuesday.

179
00:11:35,007 --> 00:11:37,007
You promised to keep my secret...

180
00:11:37,174 --> 00:11:39,840
...so figure out a way.

181
00:11:41,048 --> 00:11:43,422
Leonard, I'm moving.

182
00:11:46,547 --> 00:11:48,838
What do you mean, I'm moving? Why?

183
00:11:49,005 --> 00:11:51,463
There doesn't have to be any special reason for that.

184
00:11:52,755 --> 00:11:55,671
Yes, there must be.
- Not necessarily.

185
00:11:55,837 --> 00:11:58,712
This is a classic example
of Münchhausen's trilemma.

186
00:11:58,879 --> 00:12:02,837
Or the reason is due to some
sub-reasons, which lead to regression...

187
00:12:03,004 --> 00:12:06,629
...or can be traced back axiomatic
statements or is ultimately vicious...

188
00:12:06,796 --> 00:12:09,960
...ergo, I'm moving,
because I'm moving.

189
00:12:12,044 --> 00:12:13,252
It's not clear to me.

190
00:12:13,418 --> 00:12:16,502
I can't explain it any simpler.

191
00:12:17,502 --> 00:12:20,168
H�, qu, est-ce que c'on?

192
00:12:21,210 --> 00:12:24,210
We just came from that exhibition
of plasticized corpses.

193
00:12:24,376 --> 00:12:27,501
Some of those skinless girls are very sexy.

194
00:12:28,501 --> 00:12:31,542
Excuse me, I'm going to pack.

195
00:12:32,250 --> 00:12:36,582
A bit of an overreaction
on a bit of harmless necrophilia.

196
00:12:38,083 --> 00:12:40,916
It's not about you.
He says he's moving.

197
00:12:41,373 --> 00:12:43,081
What have you done?

198
00:12:43,248 --> 00:12:46,581
Have you changed the contrast of the TV?

199
00:12:46,748 --> 00:12:48,414
No.
- Ripped off a band-aid...

200
00:12:48,581 --> 00:12:50,372
...in front of him?

201
00:12:50,539 --> 00:12:52,414
No.
- Did you buy unbranded ketchup?

202
00:12:52,581 --> 00:12:56,080
The sink hasn't been rinsed?
Talked to him while he was on the toilet?

203
00:12:57,498 --> 00:13:01,163
Change the thermostat? Cooked with
coriander? Pronounced the T in 'often'?

204
00:13:02,746 --> 00:13:03,829
No.

205
00:13:04,913 --> 00:13:07,454
Did you make fun of trains?

206
00:13:09,412 --> 00:13:12,661
I didn't do anything.
He just went crazy.

207
00:13:12,828 --> 00:13:14,745
We knew this day would come one day.

208
00:13:16,870 --> 00:13:18,369
That's fast.

209
00:13:18,536 --> 00:13:21,536
This is my pre-packed disaster evacuation bag.

210
00:13:22,827 --> 00:13:25,743
Recommended by it
Ministry of National Security.

211
00:13:25,910 --> 00:13:27,910
And by Sarah Connor.

212
00:13:29,075 --> 00:13:30,409
Where are you going to live?

213
00:13:30,576 --> 00:13:33,742
Until I find something permanent,
I'm staying with friends.

214
00:13:33,909 --> 00:13:35,034
Day.

215
00:13:38,283 --> 00:13:41,866
You can't come to me.
I only have a very small apartment.

216
00:13:42,033 --> 00:13:46,325
Sorry, but is welcoming guests
not a part of manushya yajna...

217
00:13:46,491 --> 00:13:51,323
...one of the five religious duties
of the Hindu household?

218
00:13:54,531 --> 00:13:57,156
I hate trains.

219
00:14:02,322 --> 00:14:04,822
Don't be ridiculous.
You love trains.

220
00:14:06,113 --> 00:14:07,572
Yes, that's right. Come along.

221
00:14:10,322 --> 00:14:12,362
See you later, Leonard.

222
00:14:18,570 --> 00:14:20,486
Maybe this isn't so crazy after all.

223
00:14:30,027 --> 00:14:35,401
This is an old building.
- 60 years old. An old watch factory.

224
00:14:35,943 --> 00:14:36,985
What?

225
00:14:37,152 --> 00:14:41,192
Aren't you afraid of what's left behind?
radium for the illuminated dials?

226
00:14:41,358 --> 00:14:43,941
Not yet, no.

227
00:14:44,649 --> 00:14:47,649
How stupid that I forgot my Geiger counter.

228
00:14:48,066 --> 00:14:50,900
It was ready on my bed
and didn't pack it.

229
00:14:51,357 --> 00:14:55,065
If you don't feel comfortable here...
- Just kidding. I did pack it.

230
00:14:55,982 --> 00:14:59,815
It was a joke. I tried
to disrupt our conversation.

231
00:14:59,982 --> 00:15:04,064
They call that changing the conversation.

232
00:15:04,939 --> 00:15:06,606
Great.

233
00:15:10,230 --> 00:15:13,855
Is that Aishwarya Rai?
- Yeah, isn't she a great actress?

234
00:15:14,022 --> 00:15:17,396
I think she's more like Madhuri Dixit
of the little ones.

235
00:15:17,563 --> 00:15:19,646
How dare you say that.

236
00:15:19,812 --> 00:15:21,854
Aishwarya Rai is a goddess.

237
00:15:22,021 --> 00:15:26,645
Compared to her, Madhuri is Dixit
a whore suffering from leprosy.

238
00:15:28,061 --> 00:15:29,895
Sorry, I didn't mean to offend you.

239
00:15:31,977 --> 00:15:35,144
Apparently you're not very informed
of Indian film.

240
00:15:43,602 --> 00:15:47,184
Who's there?
- Strip-o-gram.

241
00:15:50,851 --> 00:15:53,142
T1kk1e. You are him.

242
00:15:53,933 --> 00:15:58,640
Why don't you have it in brown
paper bag plugged and lit?

243
00:16:00,724 --> 00:16:04,056
I've never slept on an air mattress before.

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No support in the lumbar region.

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00:16:07,973 --> 00:16:11,639
Maybe you sleep better on a park bench.

246
00:16:12,306 --> 00:16:14,973
How am I supposed to get such a sofa in here?

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Do you want us to trade?
- No, it's fine like this.

248
00:16:18,556 --> 00:16:21,971
I lie very comfortably on a springy crib.

249
00:16:24,387 --> 00:16:27,137
Get up. We trade.
- Only if you really want it.

250
00:16:27,304 --> 00:16:28,928
Take the bed.

251
00:16:29,137 --> 00:16:34,553
What's all the noise?
Are you guys romping together?

252
00:16:35,178 --> 00:16:37,553
We're just talking, Mom.

253
00:16:37,720 --> 00:16:39,761
If you don't shut up soon...

254
00:16:39,927 --> 00:16:44,386
...may no one ever sleep over you again.

255
00:16:44,552 --> 00:16:48,551
For God's sake, Mom. I'm 27.

256
00:16:48,718 --> 00:16:50,884
And we don't even have class tomorrow.

257
00:16:55,591 --> 00:16:56,800
Are you lying well, like this?

258
00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:06,216
That Halle Berry poster
gets on my nerves a bit.

259
00:17:07,216 --> 00:17:09,049
Then don't look at it.

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00:17:09,216 --> 00:17:12,548
She's my fourth favorite Catwoman.
- You mean it.

261
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Yes, Julie Newmar, Michelle Pfeiffer,
Eartha Kitt and then her.

262
00:17:15,964 --> 00:17:20,131
What about Lee Meriwether?
- I forgot that one.

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Glad we got that corrected.

264
00:17:23,463 --> 00:17:26,297
Then Halle Berry
so my fifth favorite Catwoman.

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00:17:26,463 --> 00:17:29,338
Julie Newmar, Michelle Pfeiffer,
Eartha Kitt, Lee Meriwether...

266
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...I beg you, go to sleep.
I'm doing my best. I count Catwomen.

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00:17:39,545 --> 00:17:42,211
She was a good mutant
in the X-Men movies.

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Oh my god.

269
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She's not my favorite X-Men.
In order that's Wolverine, Cyclops...

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...I forget Professor X. Professor
Wolverine, Cyclops, lceman...

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...then Storm, Angel, the Bea...
No, wait, Nightcrawler.

272
00:17:54,668 --> 00:17:59,793
Professor X, Nightcrawler, Wolverine,
Cyclops, lceman, then Storm, Angel...

273
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...I'm coming.

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H�.

275
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There you have it.
My old buddy-buddy.

276
00:18:15,374 --> 00:18:17,873
What's wrong with him?
- Koothrappali dumped him on me.

277
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He couldn't sleep
so I gave him a glass of milk...

278
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...with a handful of my mother's Valium in it.

279
00:18:25,331 --> 00:18:28,456
But he kept talking,
so, tick, you're him.

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00:18:32,579 --> 00:18:35,080
I'm back.

281
00:18:35,621 --> 00:18:38,871
I still don't understand why you left.
- I can't tell you that.

282
00:18:39,037 --> 00:18:42,538
Why not?
- I promised Penny.

283
00:18:43,329 --> 00:18:47,745
What did you promise Penny?
- That I wouldn't tell you a secret.

284
00:18:51,453 --> 00:18:54,743
What kind of secret? Tell me the secret.

285
00:18:57,702 --> 00:19:00,618
Mom smokes in the car.

286
00:19:02,368 --> 00:19:05,201
Jesus doesn't mind,
but daddy can't know.

287
00:19:07,784 --> 00:19:10,450
Not that secret, the other secret.

288
00:19:10,617 --> 00:19:13,242
I'm Batman.
- Damn it, Sheldon.

289
00:19:17,075 --> 00:19:20,657
You said Penny kept a secret
had told. What secret?

290
00:19:20,824 --> 00:19:24,365
I'll tell you, but you can
don't tell Leonard.

291
00:19:25,698 --> 00:19:27,532
I promise.

292
00:19:28,031 --> 00:19:30,490
Penny lied
that she has a high school diploma...

293
00:19:30,656 --> 00:19:34,031
...because she's scared
that she's not smart enough for Leonard.

294
00:19:38,114 --> 00:19:40,697
So it's not my fault? It's her?

295
00:19:41,572 --> 00:19:44,364
I drank milk with a strange taste.

296
00:19:48,278 --> 00:19:51,445
Penny thinks I'm too smart for her.
That's ridiculous.

297
00:19:51,612 --> 00:19:53,653
I know that.

298
00:19:54,237 --> 00:19:57,653
Most of your work is not original at all.

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00:19:57,820 --> 00:20:00,277
And don't worry,
that's no secret.

300
00:20:00,820 --> 00:20:02,860
Everyone knows that.

301
00:20:09,318 --> 00:20:10,485
Hi.
- Yes, hi. Listen.

302
00:20:10,652 --> 00:20:13,818
I know what's bothering you and I have the solution.

303
00:20:13,983 --> 00:20:17,359
What are you talking about?
- First of all, it's not Sheldon's fault.

304
00:20:17,526 --> 00:20:19,400
He did his best to keep your secret.

305
00:20:19,566 --> 00:20:23,067
If Howard hadn't drugged him,
he would have taken it to his grave.

306
00:20:23,566 --> 00:20:26,108
Did he tell you?
- Yes, but that's okay.

307
00:20:26,274 --> 00:20:29,982
Now that we know the problem,
there is a simple solution.

308
00:20:30,149 --> 00:20:35,816
Pasadena City College?
- Where you gain knowledge through play.

309
00:20:38,648 --> 00:20:42,897
Look, this guy is sack racing
and she becomes a legal assistant.

310
00:20:45,022 --> 00:20:47,146
I get it. Dr. Leonard Hofstadter...

311
00:20:47,313 --> 00:20:50,313
...can't date a girl
without a super diploma.

312
00:20:50,647 --> 00:20:54,146
It's not that great. It just is
a municipal college.

313
00:20:55,021 --> 00:20:57,813
But to go out with you
do I need a diploma?

314
00:20:57,979 --> 00:21:01,895
That doesn't matter to me at all.
- You don't mind that I'm not smart?

315
00:21:02,061 --> 00:21:04,311
Absolutely not.

316
00:21:08,811 --> 00:21:11,644
Now I know where I went wrong.

317
00:21:14,352 --> 00:21:16,185
Get the hell.

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