1 00:00:01,030 --> 00:00:02,470 Previously on Best Medicine... 2 00:00:02,530 --> 00:00:04,670 We're getting a sister city. 3 00:00:04,700 --> 00:00:07,610 You have a friend across the ocean in Port Wenn. 4 00:00:07,640 --> 00:00:08,980 Why are they trying so hard? 5 00:00:09,010 --> 00:00:11,420 Maybe you could try harder at being less negative. 6 00:00:11,450 --> 00:00:12,820 I didn't even know you guys were married. 7 00:00:12,890 --> 00:00:14,360 We didn't wanna make a fuss, so we went 8 00:00:14,420 --> 00:00:16,090 to a Justice of the Peace five years ago. 9 00:00:16,160 --> 00:00:18,370 - I wanna have a baby. - I know a specialist. 10 00:00:18,470 --> 00:00:20,340 - Mm. - Fertility. One of the best. 11 00:00:20,370 --> 00:00:22,470 - How do you know Martin? - We used to date. 12 00:00:22,510 --> 00:00:24,810 I demand to know the real reason for your visit. 13 00:00:24,850 --> 00:00:26,920 A Nordic ocean-based salmon farm. 14 00:00:26,950 --> 00:00:28,350 - In our beautiful bay? - Well... 15 00:00:28,390 --> 00:00:31,120 We'll have to see everything in detail. 16 00:00:31,190 --> 00:00:33,460 Geneva already signed. 17 00:00:33,530 --> 00:00:34,660 Huh? 18 00:00:39,170 --> 00:00:42,650 Hey, come on now. Come on now, gentle people. 19 00:00:42,750 --> 00:00:46,350 This isn't like us! Let's use our inside voices. 20 00:00:46,390 --> 00:00:49,530 We welcome you to our town. 21 00:00:49,600 --> 00:00:52,630 - And you have lied to our faces! - Yes! 22 00:00:52,670 --> 00:00:56,070 You know, I learned three Norwegian phrases for you. 23 00:00:56,110 --> 00:00:57,210 And now I learned a fourth. 24 00:00:59,550 --> 00:01:00,520 - Yeah! - Yeah! 25 00:01:00,550 --> 00:01:02,420 - Al-all right. - This is so boring. 26 00:01:02,490 --> 00:01:03,820 There is supposed to be food here. 27 00:01:03,920 --> 00:01:06,700 - Why would you do that? - This is all my fault. 28 00:01:06,760 --> 00:01:10,100 I should have read that sister city agreement more carefully. 29 00:01:10,140 --> 00:01:12,010 Geneva you can't blame yourself. They tricked us. 30 00:01:12,040 --> 00:01:13,940 It's not exactly a trick when the whole thing was spelled out 31 00:01:14,040 --> 00:01:16,550 on paper in black and white and no one bothered to look at it. 32 00:01:16,650 --> 00:01:19,120 Okay, one at a time, one at a time! 33 00:01:19,150 --> 00:01:20,890 - This is a mess! - George. 34 00:01:20,920 --> 00:01:24,400 Thank you, Franklin. Listen, I've done my research, okay? 35 00:01:24,430 --> 00:01:26,840 "Waste from industrial salmon farms 36 00:01:26,940 --> 00:01:30,880 kill fish from surrounding waters, and all vegetation, 37 00:01:30,910 --> 00:01:32,780 decimating entire ecosystems." 38 00:01:32,810 --> 00:01:36,660 Not to mention what it does to our lobstering. 39 00:01:36,760 --> 00:01:39,330 It's gone! Adios, kaputs! 40 00:01:39,390 --> 00:01:40,730 And can we be honest about 41 00:01:40,800 --> 00:01:43,640 the real crime here? Our gorgeous views. 42 00:01:43,670 --> 00:01:48,410 We'll be absolutely ruined by these ugly rusty fish prisons. 43 00:01:48,450 --> 00:01:50,780 It's post-apocalyptic. 44 00:01:50,850 --> 00:01:52,720 - Yeah! - All right. Yeah. 45 00:01:52,790 --> 00:01:54,320 - You know, he's kind of right. - You know... 46 00:01:54,390 --> 00:01:55,990 Like, fish prisons are so not cool. 47 00:01:56,030 --> 00:01:58,470 This is the world we're inheriting. 48 00:01:58,530 --> 00:02:01,400 You have all the authority of a box of ribbons. 49 00:02:01,440 --> 00:02:04,210 Please, please. 50 00:02:04,280 --> 00:02:05,350 Please. 51 00:02:05,410 --> 00:02:08,750 Let's show some... 52 00:02:08,820 --> 00:02:12,960 Please, let's show some Port Wenn civility 53 00:02:13,060 --> 00:02:14,600 and let our new friends from Norway speak. 54 00:02:14,630 --> 00:02:18,070 You're the one who masterminded this whole thing. 55 00:02:18,170 --> 00:02:20,040 - Yes! - Yes. 56 00:02:20,080 --> 00:02:21,780 'Cause maybe I know what's best for us. 57 00:02:21,810 --> 00:02:23,750 - What? What? - Really? 58 00:02:23,820 --> 00:02:26,790 Small towns all over this country are crumbling. 59 00:02:26,820 --> 00:02:29,330 Our own school was shut down! 60 00:02:29,360 --> 00:02:31,230 Folks, we need help. 61 00:02:32,800 --> 00:02:35,340 Sigrid, you have a presentation? 62 00:02:35,370 --> 00:02:38,110 - God morgen. - Morning. 63 00:02:38,180 --> 00:02:40,520 We, your sister city of Fjordhavn, 64 00:02:40,620 --> 00:02:42,250 only want what's best for both of us. 65 00:02:42,320 --> 00:02:44,790 Once the happy salmon house is constructed, 66 00:02:44,860 --> 00:02:47,760 each month will bring a wonderful dividend check, 67 00:02:47,800 --> 00:02:51,100 to be paid to every family of Port Wenn, 68 00:02:51,200 --> 00:02:54,510 every month, sharing in the profits. 69 00:02:54,610 --> 00:02:56,580 - Damn AI. End of the world. - Every month? 70 00:02:56,620 --> 00:02:58,320 Maybe we should hear them out. 71 00:02:58,350 --> 00:03:02,330 Also, nothing is more important than keeping our oceans 72 00:03:02,360 --> 00:03:06,330 safe and clean. Uh... 73 00:03:06,370 --> 00:03:10,940 Um, we work with our happy host towns holistically 74 00:03:10,980 --> 00:03:14,150 to keep, uh, to keep the... 75 00:03:14,250 --> 00:03:16,590 Sigrid? 76 00:03:21,130 --> 00:03:24,370 Ah, yes. This can only mean the one thing. 77 00:03:24,400 --> 00:03:26,340 It is time. 78 00:03:29,520 --> 00:03:31,350 Oh! Oh. 79 00:03:34,390 --> 00:03:36,260 - The baby is coming. - Whoa! 80 00:03:36,290 --> 00:03:39,030 You ever deliver a baby before? 81 00:03:58,670 --> 00:04:00,140 - Where's the towel? - Let's put this coat... 82 00:04:00,180 --> 00:04:01,550 - Under your head. - What do I do? 83 00:04:01,580 --> 00:04:02,850 Boil water? Isn't that a thing? 84 00:04:02,910 --> 00:04:04,520 It's so funny, we always know when 85 00:04:04,550 --> 00:04:05,720 Sigrid's water is about to break. 86 00:04:05,820 --> 00:04:07,720 When she sings Lille Petter Edderkopp. 87 00:04:07,790 --> 00:04:10,460 It's the same as your itty-bitty spider song. Yes. 88 00:04:10,530 --> 00:04:13,700 Yes, but American women don't normally announce their labor 89 00:04:13,740 --> 00:04:16,580 in song. Louisa, I need more clean towels. 90 00:04:16,610 --> 00:04:18,010 Can you give me a warm washcloth? Mark. 91 00:04:18,080 --> 00:04:19,850 Need you to pour hot water on a pair of scissors. 92 00:04:19,880 --> 00:04:21,550 - And then bring it back to me. - Are you sure... 93 00:04:21,590 --> 00:04:22,890 We can't get to the hospital in time? 94 00:04:22,920 --> 00:04:24,590 No, it will be any moment. 95 00:04:24,620 --> 00:04:26,330 - Okay. - This is my fourth birth. 96 00:04:26,360 --> 00:04:28,330 Sigrid gave birth in the middle of a dinner party 97 00:04:28,430 --> 00:04:30,340 and was back in time for the Kvaefjordkake. 98 00:04:30,440 --> 00:04:33,440 - Sounds delicious. - Hey, um, listen, I don't care. 99 00:04:33,470 --> 00:04:35,450 But you know how bloody these things can typically get. 100 00:04:35,480 --> 00:04:36,480 Like, I don't care, but d'you know? 101 00:04:36,550 --> 00:04:38,320 Elaine, I know. He told me. 102 00:04:38,350 --> 00:04:40,760 - What? He told you what? - About his blood phobia. 103 00:04:40,820 --> 00:04:43,700 What? And you didn't tell me when you know that I know? 104 00:04:43,730 --> 00:04:45,370 - Well, I... This is not the time. - We're roommates. 105 00:04:45,430 --> 00:04:47,470 No, it's not! Sorry. 106 00:04:47,500 --> 00:04:48,870 - Here, here, here. - Okay, just... 107 00:04:48,910 --> 00:04:50,510 You need to keep this area 108 00:04:50,610 --> 00:04:52,180 extremely clean because this baby is... 109 00:04:52,210 --> 00:04:54,250 Incoming. 110 00:04:54,350 --> 00:04:55,990 Whoa! Ha-ha. 111 00:04:56,090 --> 00:04:58,390 - Oh! - Well, what is that? 112 00:04:58,460 --> 00:05:00,000 - Is it very bloody? No? - No. No. 113 00:05:00,060 --> 00:05:01,530 Now that is unusual! 114 00:05:01,630 --> 00:05:04,810 Not that I would know, but do all babies look like... 115 00:05:04,840 --> 00:05:05,710 Bear cubs? 116 00:05:05,740 --> 00:05:07,780 This baby appears to be healthy, 117 00:05:07,840 --> 00:05:10,650 but it does have an unusual case of lanugo. 118 00:05:10,750 --> 00:05:12,250 Now it is normal in pre-term babies, but... 119 00:05:12,320 --> 00:05:14,660 I think what he's trying to say is that 120 00:05:14,760 --> 00:05:16,760 you've got one hairy baby there. 121 00:05:16,800 --> 00:05:19,500 No, it is fine. We will love him just the same. 122 00:05:19,530 --> 00:05:22,710 Now is time to capture the placenta. 123 00:05:22,740 --> 00:05:23,540 - Oh! - Ugh! 124 00:05:23,610 --> 00:05:25,410 - Ooh. - Capture? 125 00:05:25,480 --> 00:05:27,020 - What's placenta? - Dude, you don't wanna know. 126 00:05:27,050 --> 00:05:29,660 We need to take it home to fertilize a new rose bush. 127 00:05:29,690 --> 00:05:31,290 We did that for all our children. 128 00:05:31,360 --> 00:05:33,660 We have one named for each child. 129 00:05:33,700 --> 00:05:35,530 - Sweet. - That's gross. 130 00:05:35,630 --> 00:05:39,110 This little Chewbacca is adorable. 131 00:05:43,110 --> 00:05:45,750 Here is your placenta. 132 00:05:45,790 --> 00:05:48,020 I assume you're going to the hospital in Bar Harbor now. 133 00:05:48,120 --> 00:05:50,560 What for? I give birth, I move on. 134 00:05:50,630 --> 00:05:52,770 You need an obstetric follow-up. 135 00:05:52,800 --> 00:05:54,840 Uh, the baby's body hair, the extremity of it 136 00:05:54,940 --> 00:05:56,580 could signify other more serious issues. 137 00:05:56,640 --> 00:05:58,980 We can address that back in Norway. 138 00:06:01,120 --> 00:06:03,590 Please, you are making Sigrid's headache worse. 139 00:06:03,660 --> 00:06:05,830 A headache? Did it come on suddenly? 140 00:06:05,860 --> 00:06:07,560 It could be a warning sign of preeclampsia. 141 00:06:07,600 --> 00:06:09,270 I get headaches after I give birth. 142 00:06:09,300 --> 00:06:11,540 They go away. And now we do, too. 143 00:06:11,570 --> 00:06:12,940 No, listen, this could be very ser... 144 00:06:12,970 --> 00:06:14,580 Oh, perhaps you're trying to distract us 145 00:06:14,640 --> 00:06:16,980 from the salmon farm. Sorry. 146 00:06:17,050 --> 00:06:20,020 The salmon farm is happening whether you like it or not. 147 00:06:28,340 --> 00:06:30,070 - Martin. - Mm-hmm. 148 00:06:31,140 --> 00:06:33,410 - Mm... - Martin. 149 00:06:40,930 --> 00:06:43,070 "Adrenal hyperplasia, 150 00:06:43,170 --> 00:06:44,570 Cushing Syndrome..." 151 00:06:44,600 --> 00:06:47,480 I know you know there is a full waiting room out here. 152 00:06:47,580 --> 00:06:49,950 The hair was just too coarse for normal lanugo. 153 00:06:49,980 --> 00:06:53,620 Could be hormonal imbalance, and not to mention her headaches, 154 00:06:53,690 --> 00:06:55,160 which could be an indicator of potential stroke... 155 00:06:55,260 --> 00:06:58,730 Doc, those sketch Norwegians and their little Sasquatch 156 00:06:58,770 --> 00:07:01,770 don't deserve an inch of your brain space. 157 00:07:01,870 --> 00:07:03,740 What is it? Where are you going? 158 00:07:03,780 --> 00:07:05,350 - I'll be right back. - What? 159 00:07:05,380 --> 00:07:08,020 Doc, what am I gonna tell everyone? 160 00:07:08,050 --> 00:07:10,220 Elaine, is it true that you're going to New York 161 00:07:10,260 --> 00:07:11,930 next week for your big audition? 162 00:07:12,030 --> 00:07:14,900 Juilliard! Yeah, yup, I got a call back. 163 00:07:14,930 --> 00:07:16,500 - Well... - Oh, wonderful! 164 00:07:16,570 --> 00:07:19,910 - Knock 'em dead, kiddo. - Thank you. Yeah, I'm excited. 165 00:07:19,970 --> 00:07:22,750 Gonna take a bite out of the Big Apple. 166 00:07:30,130 --> 00:07:32,730 Hey, when you get to be rich and famous, 167 00:07:32,770 --> 00:07:34,610 are you gonna remember us regular people? 168 00:07:34,640 --> 00:07:36,140 Are you kidding? 169 00:07:36,170 --> 00:07:39,250 I wanna be like, "Who are you? Call my agent." 170 00:07:44,560 --> 00:07:46,700 Go back to Norwegia! 171 00:07:46,760 --> 00:07:48,670 Go back to Norwegia! 172 00:07:48,770 --> 00:07:51,000 - Blondie! - What exactly are you doing? 173 00:07:51,040 --> 00:07:53,210 We know you still let the Norwegians stay here. 174 00:07:53,240 --> 00:07:54,610 Spineless capitalists. 175 00:07:54,640 --> 00:07:56,650 We're bringing the protests to their doorstep. 176 00:07:56,680 --> 00:08:01,160 They pose an existential threat to, what, something. 177 00:08:04,500 --> 00:08:07,100 I've seen yard sales more convincing! 178 00:08:07,140 --> 00:08:08,670 - What? - Listen. 179 00:08:08,710 --> 00:08:10,640 If you're gonna pick at us, you need more people, 180 00:08:10,680 --> 00:08:14,420 better chance, and some theatrics. This is pathetic! 181 00:08:14,450 --> 00:08:16,290 What do you know about protesting? 182 00:08:19,260 --> 00:08:21,060 If you only knew what we did 183 00:08:21,160 --> 00:08:23,770 to change the world. 184 00:08:23,800 --> 00:08:25,040 - Morning, Paul. - Hey, Paul. 185 00:08:25,140 --> 00:08:26,140 - Hi, Paul. - Mornin'. 186 00:08:26,170 --> 00:08:28,080 You just gonna let him walk in? 187 00:08:28,110 --> 00:08:30,850 - No human chain? Nothing? - I don't know what that is. 188 00:08:30,950 --> 00:08:32,690 - What's a human chain? - Go. 189 00:08:32,720 --> 00:08:35,460 And don't come back until you've got more teams, 190 00:08:35,530 --> 00:08:38,930 more heart, and tons more razzmatazz. 191 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:40,300 - Go! Go! - Okay. 192 00:08:40,340 --> 00:08:42,210 - Read some books! - So angry. 193 00:08:42,240 --> 00:08:44,610 I believe the children are the future. That's a lie. 194 00:08:47,880 --> 00:08:50,490 These danishes, they really look quite good. 195 00:08:50,590 --> 00:08:52,860 - Hm. - Yeah. 196 00:08:52,890 --> 00:08:54,770 Are Sigrid and the baby here? 197 00:08:54,870 --> 00:08:56,070 No, they are down by the docks, 198 00:08:56,100 --> 00:08:58,170 winning the hearts of the fishermen. 199 00:08:58,200 --> 00:08:59,410 She really is a wonderful person 200 00:08:59,440 --> 00:09:01,080 once you get past how scary she is. 201 00:09:01,110 --> 00:09:03,210 Well, that sounds like a perfectly horrific marriage. 202 00:09:03,250 --> 00:09:05,120 You need to get her to come see me right away. 203 00:09:05,150 --> 00:09:07,860 Me, Ludvig, tell the greatest Viking queen 204 00:09:07,890 --> 00:09:09,590 that she must see a small-town doctor 205 00:09:09,630 --> 00:09:11,230 who dresses like an accountant? 206 00:09:11,260 --> 00:09:14,740 Uh, please, excuse me, I have a moment to nap, 207 00:09:14,770 --> 00:09:16,640 and I will take it. 208 00:09:16,710 --> 00:09:20,110 Fine, I'll talk to your five-foot Viking queen myself. 209 00:09:20,210 --> 00:09:22,150 Martin, we were talking. 210 00:09:22,190 --> 00:09:24,320 Don't you know any big-city lawyers that we can call who can 211 00:09:24,420 --> 00:09:27,660 help us fight these nasty, but extremely attractive Norwegians? 212 00:09:27,760 --> 00:09:30,370 But there's nothing to be done. You signed the contract. 213 00:09:30,440 --> 00:09:31,970 Besides, uh, the amount of money 214 00:09:32,010 --> 00:09:33,840 and years it would take to prove fraud... 215 00:09:33,880 --> 00:09:36,450 My concern right now is Sigrid and her baby. 216 00:09:36,480 --> 00:09:38,020 - What? - How can you say that? 217 00:09:38,050 --> 00:09:40,490 You know, the teens were right, we should never let them 218 00:09:40,520 --> 00:09:42,630 or their nasty placenta box stay here. 219 00:09:42,660 --> 00:09:44,160 That's right. 220 00:09:44,200 --> 00:09:45,770 I forgot you're storing the placenta here. 221 00:09:45,800 --> 00:09:48,170 - Oh. I can't even... - Um... Don't make me gag. 222 00:09:48,200 --> 00:09:51,380 No, the placenta is the black box of pregnancy. 223 00:09:51,410 --> 00:09:53,350 Where is it? 224 00:09:58,490 --> 00:10:00,500 - Oh, dear, that's awful! - Nope! 225 00:10:00,530 --> 00:10:02,700 That's what happened to my pad thai. 226 00:10:03,740 --> 00:10:05,340 Try this one. 227 00:10:07,680 --> 00:10:10,110 Looks normal in shape and size. 228 00:10:10,150 --> 00:10:12,420 No lesions. 229 00:10:14,020 --> 00:10:15,790 - But the smell. - Is it bad? 230 00:10:15,830 --> 00:10:17,130 - Like her. - What do you mean? 231 00:10:17,160 --> 00:10:18,300 Well, we can't gossip 232 00:10:18,400 --> 00:10:19,700 about our customers, doc. 233 00:10:19,800 --> 00:10:20,770 Well, that would be a first. 234 00:10:20,800 --> 00:10:22,510 But that sister is ripe. 235 00:10:22,540 --> 00:10:24,280 How do you mean? Uh, can you describe it? 236 00:10:24,310 --> 00:10:26,550 I could, but I'd rather not. 237 00:10:26,580 --> 00:10:28,320 Well, that could signify an infection. 238 00:10:28,420 --> 00:10:29,820 None of this is right. 239 00:10:29,850 --> 00:10:31,660 Or if something catastrophic were to happen to her, 240 00:10:31,690 --> 00:10:33,430 I'd never forgive myself. 241 00:10:36,570 --> 00:10:37,940 - What are you doing? - Help, help! Hold it! 242 00:10:37,970 --> 00:10:40,040 - That's the knife. - Oh! 243 00:10:40,110 --> 00:10:42,150 That was close. 244 00:10:45,850 --> 00:10:47,090 As we say in Norway, 245 00:10:47,120 --> 00:10:49,660 many small streams make one big river. 246 00:10:49,690 --> 00:10:51,930 We will flow together beautifully. 247 00:10:51,970 --> 00:10:54,200 One big river, my ass. 248 00:10:54,300 --> 00:10:56,540 Sarah. God morgen! 249 00:10:56,570 --> 00:10:57,940 I was hoping to see you this morning. 250 00:10:57,980 --> 00:11:00,010 Cut the bull crap, Ms. Norway. 251 00:11:00,080 --> 00:11:02,890 You know, I heard your house is up for sale. 252 00:11:02,990 --> 00:11:04,760 - So sad. - Who told you that? 253 00:11:04,860 --> 00:11:08,160 I will buy it for you. I'll put the house under your name. 254 00:11:08,230 --> 00:11:09,740 In return, you could help smooth things 255 00:11:09,800 --> 00:11:11,470 over for me in the town. 256 00:11:11,570 --> 00:11:13,940 Sigrid, I'd rather live in this bait shop 257 00:11:13,980 --> 00:11:16,850 than take you up on your offer. 258 00:11:16,880 --> 00:11:18,720 See, I can't be bought. 259 00:11:18,750 --> 00:11:20,720 Oh, you have such strong spirit. 260 00:11:20,760 --> 00:11:24,000 In Norway we call this sta pa vilje. 261 00:11:24,030 --> 00:11:25,330 The will to keep standing. 262 00:11:25,360 --> 00:11:27,240 In America we call it 263 00:11:27,300 --> 00:11:29,170 sleep with one eye open. 264 00:11:35,990 --> 00:11:37,320 What are you doing here? 265 00:11:37,420 --> 00:11:40,130 Looking for Sigrid and her baby, so I can examine them. 266 00:11:40,160 --> 00:11:42,330 Martin, why is it that not once have you tried 267 00:11:42,400 --> 00:11:44,570 to help us figure out how to fight these guys? 268 00:11:44,600 --> 00:11:46,510 Why are you on the side of the enemy? 269 00:11:46,610 --> 00:11:49,710 Sorry. There's no sides in medicine. 270 00:11:51,050 --> 00:11:53,660 Well, there's sides in Port Wenn. 271 00:11:53,720 --> 00:11:54,860 - Here you go. - Thank you. 272 00:11:54,890 --> 00:11:56,390 Have a good one. 273 00:11:59,200 --> 00:12:01,400 - You're feeling okay? - Oh, calm down. 274 00:12:01,500 --> 00:12:03,910 I just needed a little rest. 275 00:12:03,940 --> 00:12:06,050 If you're here to change my mind 276 00:12:06,080 --> 00:12:07,680 about the salmon farm, don't waste your breath. 277 00:12:07,780 --> 00:12:10,450 I'm not, I'm just here to take your blood pressure 278 00:12:10,490 --> 00:12:13,930 to make sure there were no complications with the birth. 279 00:12:13,960 --> 00:12:15,060 You are unpleasant and stubborn. 280 00:12:15,100 --> 00:12:16,270 And you're a liar and a cheat. 281 00:12:16,370 --> 00:12:17,540 Roll up your sleeve. 282 00:12:23,350 --> 00:12:27,660 Blood pressure is slightly elevated, but okay. 283 00:12:33,430 --> 00:12:36,310 - What are you doing? - Smelling you. 284 00:12:36,370 --> 00:12:37,810 Your placenta smelled bad. 285 00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:39,850 And frankly, so do you. You smell like rotten eggs. 286 00:12:39,950 --> 00:12:43,860 Why were you smelling my placenta? And me? 287 00:12:43,960 --> 00:12:45,260 Is this your idea of funsy time? 288 00:12:45,360 --> 00:12:47,830 Trust me, sitting next to a smelly, 289 00:12:47,860 --> 00:12:49,770 possible sociopath is not my idea of a good... 290 00:12:49,800 --> 00:12:52,770 - Oh, go away, you crazy man! - I can't. 291 00:12:52,810 --> 00:12:55,340 Your baby could have a hormonal imbalance, 292 00:12:55,380 --> 00:12:57,120 and your smell could be an indicator of an infection. 293 00:12:57,220 --> 00:12:58,820 Now I need to examine you both. 294 00:12:58,850 --> 00:13:02,790 Fine. I will come see you tomorrow. 295 00:13:02,830 --> 00:13:04,500 - Happy? - Yes. 296 00:13:04,530 --> 00:13:07,870 And you. We are having another Town Hall meeting tonight. 297 00:13:07,940 --> 00:13:09,570 - Will you be coming? - No. 298 00:13:09,610 --> 00:13:10,980 I may be treating you, but I find 299 00:13:11,010 --> 00:13:13,750 your business tactics appalling. 300 00:13:15,120 --> 00:13:17,590 Oh, are you hungry, my little bear? 301 00:13:21,360 --> 00:13:24,040 Hey, kiddo, what's this? 302 00:13:24,970 --> 00:13:26,140 Where-where did you get those? 303 00:13:26,210 --> 00:13:28,380 So, I was gonna be the last to know? 304 00:13:28,410 --> 00:13:30,250 - Last to know what? - Dad, dad, later. 305 00:13:30,280 --> 00:13:32,350 I know, I read them all. Every one. 306 00:13:32,390 --> 00:13:34,490 You can't do that. That's-that's an invasion of my privacy. 307 00:13:34,520 --> 00:13:37,000 Oh, what do you mean? Come on. They were all opened. 308 00:13:37,030 --> 00:13:39,670 On my desk. In my room. Okay. 309 00:13:39,700 --> 00:13:42,510 You're-you're ruining it. Okay? I-I-I had a whole plan. 310 00:13:42,570 --> 00:13:44,480 You had a plan for your mail? 311 00:13:44,510 --> 00:13:47,180 NYU, Columbia University. 312 00:13:47,250 --> 00:13:48,650 - Hunter College. - S-stop it, stop it, okay? 313 00:13:48,720 --> 00:13:49,920 I was gonna tell you. I was... 314 00:13:50,020 --> 00:13:51,060 I was gonna tell both of you. 315 00:13:51,120 --> 00:13:52,560 Tell me what? What's going on? 316 00:13:52,590 --> 00:13:55,770 He applied to schools in New York City and got into them all. 317 00:13:55,830 --> 00:13:58,100 It's just not how-how I wanted to tell her. 318 00:13:58,140 --> 00:14:02,380 Hang on. You applied to schools in New York? 319 00:14:02,480 --> 00:14:04,350 To be close to me? 320 00:14:05,020 --> 00:14:06,750 No. I mean, maybe. 321 00:14:06,790 --> 00:14:09,860 Not exactly. It was more of a coincidence. 322 00:14:09,890 --> 00:14:12,270 A huge coincidence. 323 00:14:12,330 --> 00:14:14,400 Also, yes. I did. 324 00:14:14,440 --> 00:14:18,180 Al, I, I haven't even gotten in yet. 325 00:14:18,210 --> 00:14:20,410 I know, I know but we both know that you will. 326 00:14:20,480 --> 00:14:21,680 - So... - So, what? 327 00:14:21,750 --> 00:14:22,950 When were you gonna tell your old man 328 00:14:23,050 --> 00:14:24,320 about this big plan of yours? 329 00:14:24,360 --> 00:14:25,960 - You're-you're not happy for me? - You know... 330 00:14:26,030 --> 00:14:27,030 Maybe I would be 331 00:14:27,060 --> 00:14:29,400 if you didn't keep it a secret. 332 00:14:29,430 --> 00:14:31,440 I thought we told each other everything. 333 00:14:31,470 --> 00:14:33,340 - That's a laugh. - What are you talking about? 334 00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:35,080 I don't know. Why don't, why don't you tell me? 335 00:14:35,150 --> 00:14:37,480 Is there, is there, is there anything that you can think of 336 00:14:37,550 --> 00:14:40,450 that you've been wanting to tell me for the past, mm, 20 years? 337 00:14:40,490 --> 00:14:42,360 - What is happening right now? - I don't know. 338 00:14:42,460 --> 00:14:44,560 - Your boyfriend's going loco. - Anything about... 339 00:14:44,630 --> 00:14:46,570 About who my real dad is? 340 00:14:47,500 --> 00:14:49,640 What? 341 00:14:49,670 --> 00:14:50,780 What are you talking about? 342 00:14:50,810 --> 00:14:52,280 So don't try talking about secrets 343 00:14:52,310 --> 00:14:53,580 with me. 344 00:14:56,090 --> 00:14:58,690 I don't know what's gotten into you, kiddo. 345 00:15:00,560 --> 00:15:03,170 Dude, what is going on? 346 00:15:05,640 --> 00:15:10,380 I found out when I-I did the DNA for the bogman. 347 00:15:10,480 --> 00:15:12,850 He's been lying to me my whole life. 348 00:15:12,950 --> 00:15:15,220 Can you believe it? 349 00:15:15,260 --> 00:15:17,560 - I... Well... - Well, what? 350 00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:18,930 I don't know, I mean, 351 00:15:18,970 --> 00:15:23,980 he was probably just worried about your reaction. 352 00:15:24,010 --> 00:15:25,750 You know, like, maybe you wouldn't feel the same way 353 00:15:25,850 --> 00:15:28,550 about him if you knew the whole truth. 354 00:15:28,620 --> 00:15:32,230 Or like it would disappoint you. 355 00:15:32,260 --> 00:15:36,230 Elaine, lying to me is way worse 356 00:15:36,270 --> 00:15:38,840 than-than anything he could have told me. 357 00:15:38,870 --> 00:15:40,240 Yes. 358 00:15:40,270 --> 00:15:43,210 Yeah, totally. I get that. 359 00:15:44,620 --> 00:15:46,490 He creeped out that I applied 360 00:15:46,520 --> 00:15:48,490 to a bunch of schools in New York. 361 00:16:00,410 --> 00:16:02,250 Did we find a loophole in the contract? 362 00:16:02,290 --> 00:16:06,590 No, the best idea pitched so far is Geneva faking her own death, 363 00:16:06,660 --> 00:16:09,170 so we can use the life insurance to buy out the Norwegians. 364 00:16:09,230 --> 00:16:11,700 Insurance fraud. That's easy to do. 365 00:16:11,740 --> 00:16:14,280 Greg, please don't say anymore. 366 00:16:14,310 --> 00:16:16,650 Can I ask you two for, um, some advice? 367 00:16:16,750 --> 00:16:18,120 Tell us. What is it? 368 00:16:18,150 --> 00:16:21,460 I know everyone is very upset about the salmon farm, 369 00:16:21,520 --> 00:16:24,900 but it's also Sarah's birthday on Sunday. 370 00:16:24,930 --> 00:16:26,570 And I wanted to throw her a surprise party 371 00:16:26,600 --> 00:16:28,940 at the Legion Hall. Is that in poor taste? 372 00:16:29,040 --> 00:16:31,310 - No, don't postpone joy. - They can take our bay. 373 00:16:31,340 --> 00:16:32,810 But they can't take our spirit. 374 00:16:32,880 --> 00:16:34,320 I'll make her favorite mac and cheese! 375 00:16:34,350 --> 00:16:36,650 Really? I-I-I will let everyone know. 376 00:16:36,690 --> 00:16:38,560 - Okay. - Oh. 377 00:16:39,690 --> 00:16:40,830 - Hey. - Hey. 378 00:16:40,930 --> 00:16:42,330 What are you guys whispering about? 379 00:16:42,370 --> 00:16:44,340 - Insurance fraud. - Oh. 380 00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:46,910 I told Geneva that's a bad idea. 381 00:16:46,940 --> 00:16:48,380 George, you got my lunch back there? 382 00:16:48,410 --> 00:16:49,480 Yup. 383 00:16:49,580 --> 00:16:51,750 You doing anything special for your birthday? 384 00:16:51,780 --> 00:16:53,190 - Sarah? - Well... 385 00:16:53,220 --> 00:16:56,360 Louisa thought maybe bingo with the Legion Hall. 386 00:16:56,430 --> 00:16:58,570 - But it's your birthday. - Honey. 387 00:16:58,630 --> 00:16:59,930 I've had enough birthdays. 388 00:16:59,970 --> 00:17:02,670 All right. A bingo birthday it is. 389 00:17:02,710 --> 00:17:04,110 - Later. - Yeah. 390 00:17:04,210 --> 00:17:06,650 - Bye. - Bye. 391 00:17:08,380 --> 00:17:10,220 - Go, go, go! - Okay, okay, okay. 392 00:17:10,250 --> 00:17:12,860 Uh-uh! You fishy. Uh-uh. 393 00:17:12,930 --> 00:17:16,330 F-I-S-H-Y. All our salmon gonna die. 394 00:17:16,370 --> 00:17:19,510 F-I-S-H-Y. Sigrid, Ludwig, you both die. 395 00:17:19,610 --> 00:17:22,980 You fishy. Uh-uh. You fishy. Uh-uh. 396 00:17:23,050 --> 00:17:25,920 You fishy. Ooh, you so fishy. Ooh! 397 00:17:26,020 --> 00:17:29,230 You're blocking our entrance. You're disrupting our business! 398 00:17:29,260 --> 00:17:31,130 - Now you're getting it. - Yeah! 399 00:17:31,230 --> 00:17:32,630 Now we're gonna have to call Sheriff Mark. 400 00:17:32,670 --> 00:17:35,870 - Get you all arrested. - Wait, what? Run, run! 401 00:17:35,970 --> 00:17:37,380 You can't call yourself an activist 402 00:17:37,410 --> 00:17:38,480 until you've been arrested! 403 00:17:38,510 --> 00:17:39,880 Y'all want some hot chocolate? 404 00:17:39,950 --> 00:17:41,150 Hey, Sheriff Mark, I need these 405 00:17:41,250 --> 00:17:42,350 teens arrested immediately, they 406 00:17:42,390 --> 00:17:44,290 are causing a public nuisance. 407 00:17:44,390 --> 00:17:46,760 But I'm so proud of them. They are doing really, really good. 408 00:17:46,830 --> 00:17:49,000 Wait, where did everyone go? 409 00:17:56,580 --> 00:17:57,680 What are you doing here? 410 00:17:57,750 --> 00:18:00,560 I noticed you went white as a sheet during that delivery. 411 00:18:00,660 --> 00:18:04,830 So I made some calls, asked around. 412 00:18:04,930 --> 00:18:09,640 Seems Elaine has been the one taking blood for quite a while. 413 00:18:09,710 --> 00:18:11,140 What? That's crazy! 414 00:18:11,180 --> 00:18:13,780 I don't, I don't even know what-what blood is. 415 00:18:13,820 --> 00:18:16,150 That's why you came here, isn't it? 416 00:18:16,190 --> 00:18:19,060 You have a thing about blood. 417 00:18:19,160 --> 00:18:20,660 You just can't handle it. 418 00:18:20,760 --> 00:18:22,870 And now you have an employee 419 00:18:22,900 --> 00:18:26,310 taking blood without a license. 420 00:18:26,370 --> 00:18:28,410 Well, the Medical Board won't like that. 421 00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:30,780 Now people listen to you, town doctor. 422 00:18:30,850 --> 00:18:32,590 So let's make a deal. 423 00:18:32,690 --> 00:18:36,060 You get them to embrace the salmon farm, 424 00:18:36,160 --> 00:18:38,200 and I won't end your medical career. 425 00:18:40,640 --> 00:18:42,140 Think it over. 426 00:18:45,910 --> 00:18:48,080 Dammit! 427 00:18:48,180 --> 00:18:50,090 Thanks. Thank you. 428 00:18:50,150 --> 00:18:52,190 Oh, God! Dr. Montgomery. 429 00:18:52,230 --> 00:18:54,360 - Oh, hello. - What are you doing here? 430 00:18:54,430 --> 00:18:57,300 Well, I came to see Martin. Then I thought I'd stay here. 431 00:18:57,340 --> 00:18:59,470 - It got five stars on Yelp. - Uh... 432 00:18:59,540 --> 00:19:01,810 You came to see Martin. Uh, why? 433 00:19:01,880 --> 00:19:03,750 To rekindle what we once had. 434 00:19:03,850 --> 00:19:06,420 I think it's clear he wants to pick up where we left off, so... 435 00:19:06,450 --> 00:19:08,730 Yeah, clear. Clear to both of you. 436 00:19:08,760 --> 00:19:11,530 Did he, did he, did he, like, tell you that or... 437 00:19:11,560 --> 00:19:13,030 Not outright. 438 00:19:13,070 --> 00:19:14,600 - But I'm very intuitive. - Mm. 439 00:19:14,640 --> 00:19:18,040 Why else would he refer you to me? He's interested. 440 00:19:18,080 --> 00:19:20,110 - How perceptive. - Mm-hmm. Well... 441 00:19:20,180 --> 00:19:21,480 While I have you here, I would love 442 00:19:21,520 --> 00:19:23,190 to continue our earlier conversation. 443 00:19:23,220 --> 00:19:24,490 Uh, did you get my test results? 444 00:19:24,520 --> 00:19:26,060 Yes, you were on my call list today. 445 00:19:26,090 --> 00:19:27,860 - And? - The blood test results... 446 00:19:27,900 --> 00:19:29,870 They confirm that your LH levels are very high. 447 00:19:29,900 --> 00:19:32,240 So if you wanna get pregnant, you need to do so 448 00:19:32,310 --> 00:19:34,710 as soon as possible. 449 00:19:34,810 --> 00:19:36,880 Oh, okay. Um, soon. 450 00:19:36,910 --> 00:19:41,520 Like, uh, how soon? Like, like, like now, like, now-now or... 451 00:19:41,590 --> 00:19:43,190 Well, oh, yeah, if there's anyone here 452 00:19:43,230 --> 00:19:45,500 who is acceptable for you, 453 00:19:45,530 --> 00:19:47,070 then that would be ideal, yes. 454 00:19:47,100 --> 00:19:48,570 I'll do it. 455 00:19:48,600 --> 00:19:50,610 - Oh. - Oh. 456 00:19:50,640 --> 00:19:53,820 I'm good. But thanks, Clark. 457 00:19:53,850 --> 00:19:56,450 Anytime. Just let me know. 458 00:19:57,620 --> 00:19:58,790 I will. 459 00:19:58,830 --> 00:20:00,700 You got some choices here. Look at that. 460 00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:03,000 Um, well, thank you for the update. 461 00:20:03,070 --> 00:20:05,270 - Mm. - Oh, George. Greg. 462 00:20:05,370 --> 00:20:08,140 Look, it's an old girlfriend of Martin's, 463 00:20:08,210 --> 00:20:09,810 who's my new fertility doctor, that just told me 464 00:20:09,910 --> 00:20:12,350 I'm almost barren, and she's come to Port Wenn 465 00:20:12,390 --> 00:20:14,620 to date Martin again, and she would like to stay here. 466 00:20:14,660 --> 00:20:16,160 - I'll get you a key. - Room 4 is free. 467 00:20:16,230 --> 00:20:17,960 Great. Do you have any rooms without a view? 468 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:19,230 I find nature to be distracting. 469 00:20:19,270 --> 00:20:21,040 And if you could book me a massage at 5:30. 470 00:20:21,140 --> 00:20:24,310 - Thank you. That's my bag. - That's her bag. 471 00:20:24,410 --> 00:20:25,580 - Yeah. - She's incredible. 472 00:20:25,650 --> 00:20:27,150 - Yeah. - She's incredible. Call me. 473 00:20:27,180 --> 00:20:28,320 Yeah. 474 00:20:30,790 --> 00:20:33,900 How can I have been so unprofessional? 475 00:20:33,930 --> 00:20:35,600 Doc, you did the best you could. 476 00:20:35,670 --> 00:20:38,670 No. I got sloppy. First you were just helping me. 477 00:20:38,710 --> 00:20:40,680 Then I let you do all the blood draws yourself. 478 00:20:40,710 --> 00:20:42,550 I've become like everyone else here. 479 00:20:42,580 --> 00:20:44,780 Not following the rules. Not thinking it through. 480 00:20:44,820 --> 00:20:47,290 Just assuming everything's gonna be okay. 481 00:20:47,320 --> 00:20:50,030 And now I can lose my medical license. 482 00:20:54,470 --> 00:20:56,770 Wait, am I gonna go to jail? 483 00:20:57,140 --> 00:20:58,410 Doc! 484 00:20:59,050 --> 00:21:00,280 Doc! 485 00:21:00,310 --> 00:21:01,750 Are we going to jail? 486 00:21:01,820 --> 00:21:03,990 - Say Jane Fonda. - Who's Jane Fonda? 487 00:21:04,020 --> 00:21:05,830 Oh, my God. You don't know who Jane Fonda is? 488 00:21:05,860 --> 00:21:08,300 - No, I don't know who Jane Fo... - Uh, shut up! Shut up! 489 00:21:08,330 --> 00:21:09,570 - Smile! - Who is that? 490 00:21:09,600 --> 00:21:12,940 - Oh, my God. - Yeah, so Jane Fonda. 491 00:21:12,970 --> 00:21:15,440 Ah. Hey, you guys. Glad you called. 492 00:21:15,480 --> 00:21:17,720 We didn't have a choice. We couldn't call our parents. 493 00:21:17,750 --> 00:21:19,850 Okay, thanks. Uh, w-what happened? 494 00:21:19,890 --> 00:21:22,630 Greg and George called it in. Trespassing. 495 00:21:22,730 --> 00:21:24,600 - And a public nuisance. - Yeah! 496 00:21:24,630 --> 00:21:27,070 - Double illegal! - Double illegal! 497 00:21:27,100 --> 00:21:30,370 Double illegal! Let's go! So hard! 498 00:21:31,380 --> 00:21:33,580 Okay, how much to bail them out? 499 00:21:33,620 --> 00:21:35,350 - Uh, 30 bucks. - Each? 500 00:21:35,380 --> 00:21:38,190 - Nah. Total. First offense. - Oh, fine. 501 00:21:39,490 --> 00:21:40,830 Do you guys wanna take a photo 502 00:21:40,860 --> 00:21:41,870 with us before we go? 503 00:21:41,970 --> 00:21:43,200 Uh, do we? 504 00:21:43,230 --> 00:21:45,510 Amazing. 505 00:21:45,570 --> 00:21:47,980 - Everybody look gashed here. - Right. 506 00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:50,180 Okay, everybody say Lily Tomlin. 507 00:21:50,210 --> 00:21:52,220 Lily Tomlin! 508 00:21:57,900 --> 00:21:59,830 It's a shame you guys didn't work out, you would've been 509 00:21:59,870 --> 00:22:01,900 such cool parents. 510 00:22:01,940 --> 00:22:03,640 Okay, someone grab the head for me. 511 00:22:03,680 --> 00:22:05,810 - Yeah, I got it. - The one with the eyes. 512 00:22:05,910 --> 00:22:07,980 Let's go protest something else. 513 00:22:18,070 --> 00:22:20,070 Eden. Hello. 514 00:22:20,880 --> 00:22:22,240 This is a surprise. 515 00:22:22,280 --> 00:22:24,920 - Is it though, really? - Um, actually, yes. 516 00:22:24,950 --> 00:22:27,560 When you called saying you were in town, I wasn't sure. 517 00:22:27,620 --> 00:22:29,830 I took the liberty of ordering you a sparkling cider. 518 00:22:29,930 --> 00:22:33,000 Non-alcoholic, of course. Is that what you still like? 519 00:22:33,030 --> 00:22:35,170 Um, yes, thank you. 520 00:22:35,240 --> 00:22:38,180 See, some things never change. 521 00:22:38,280 --> 00:22:40,980 - Eden, why are you here? - To date you. 522 00:22:41,020 --> 00:22:42,690 Court, couple, liaise with. 523 00:22:42,720 --> 00:22:44,960 We were so young when we dated. 524 00:22:44,990 --> 00:22:47,560 And now we're older, and I've seen what's out there, 525 00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:49,970 and you've seen what's out there. 526 00:22:50,030 --> 00:22:52,810 And I'm sure we can both say with the utmost confidence 527 00:22:52,840 --> 00:22:56,150 that we are the optimal choice for each other. 528 00:22:56,180 --> 00:22:58,150 Right. 529 00:22:58,180 --> 00:23:00,460 You always were 530 00:23:00,520 --> 00:23:02,660 confident and practical. 531 00:23:02,690 --> 00:23:05,200 Okay, let me phrase this in a more romantic way. 532 00:23:05,230 --> 00:23:08,710 Let's seize this opportunity for a second chance at love. 533 00:23:08,740 --> 00:23:11,780 I took a few personal days so we can begin. 534 00:23:11,810 --> 00:23:13,880 - To us. - Uh... 535 00:23:13,950 --> 00:23:15,950 Mm? One thing. One-one quick thing. 536 00:23:15,990 --> 00:23:18,730 Um, you're not interested in that school teacher 537 00:23:18,760 --> 00:23:20,090 that you sent to see me, are you? 538 00:23:20,130 --> 00:23:23,230 - What? No. Mn-mn. Mn-mn. - Yeah. No, I thought so. 539 00:23:23,270 --> 00:23:26,810 She's very nice, but I don't see you as compatible. 540 00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:29,150 - Oh, you're right. We're not. - Hm. 541 00:23:29,210 --> 00:23:32,890 I imagine that it's amusing. You know, the quaint customs, 542 00:23:32,990 --> 00:23:35,630 the charming quirky little characters. 543 00:23:35,690 --> 00:23:38,460 - Mm. - Mm, to-to live. 544 00:23:38,500 --> 00:23:41,470 Well, they needed a doctor, and I needed a change. 545 00:23:41,500 --> 00:23:42,870 Speaking of which, 546 00:23:42,910 --> 00:23:44,610 I have a patient I was hoping you could... 547 00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:46,710 Oh, you've always been so dedicated to your work. 548 00:23:46,750 --> 00:23:49,850 I find that very attractive. 549 00:23:49,890 --> 00:23:53,090 Really? Thank you. I... Thank you. 550 00:23:53,130 --> 00:23:54,500 Most people find it off-putting. 551 00:23:54,530 --> 00:23:55,930 No, I love it. I love it. 552 00:23:55,970 --> 00:23:57,770 - Oh. - Tell me more. 553 00:23:57,870 --> 00:23:59,640 Well, the patient's name is Sigrid. 554 00:23:59,710 --> 00:24:01,010 Well, she recently gave birth. 555 00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:03,480 She has headaches, elevated blood pressure, 556 00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:05,990 but not high enough for preeclampsia. 557 00:24:06,090 --> 00:24:08,590 And I noticed 558 00:24:08,620 --> 00:24:11,530 that she smells kind of off. 559 00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:14,400 Hm. Musty smell or rotten eggs? 560 00:24:14,470 --> 00:24:17,070 Rotten eggs, which leads me to believe... 561 00:24:17,170 --> 00:24:18,950 Possible infection. She needs to be examined. 562 00:24:19,010 --> 00:24:22,120 She's finally agreed to see me tomorrow. 563 00:24:22,150 --> 00:24:24,020 Here's the other odd thing. 564 00:24:25,530 --> 00:24:27,130 The baby's hairy. 565 00:24:27,160 --> 00:24:29,500 And not just hairy. 566 00:24:29,530 --> 00:24:31,900 - Extremely hairy. - Okay. Well, that could be... 567 00:24:31,940 --> 00:24:35,240 - Hormonal imbalance. Yes. - Hormonal imbalance. Right. 568 00:24:36,250 --> 00:24:38,550 - And I heard it grunt. - Grunt? 569 00:24:38,650 --> 00:24:39,750 - Yes. - What kind of grunt? 570 00:24:39,790 --> 00:24:41,060 I need to know specifically what kind of 571 00:24:41,090 --> 00:24:43,660 grunt it was. Just if you can... Just... 572 00:24:43,700 --> 00:24:45,260 - You know, mm-bb... - Okay. 573 00:24:45,300 --> 00:24:47,700 Newborn's grunting while breathing 574 00:24:47,770 --> 00:24:49,440 can be a pre-sepsis indicator. 575 00:24:49,510 --> 00:24:51,240 And that can be very dangerous for the baby. 576 00:24:51,310 --> 00:24:53,110 So you're saying the mother and the newborn could both 577 00:24:53,210 --> 00:24:54,920 have sepsis. I mean, they should be brought to ER... 578 00:24:54,950 --> 00:24:56,550 - Yeah. Where are they right now? - Well... 579 00:24:56,590 --> 00:24:58,590 They're at a, um, presentation 580 00:24:58,690 --> 00:25:00,290 at the Legion Hall starting now. 581 00:25:00,330 --> 00:25:02,630 Okay, let's go. 582 00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:04,340 Well... 583 00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:07,610 Oh, could you see my luggage while I'm gone? 584 00:25:08,980 --> 00:25:11,280 - We, your sister cit... - She's the one. 585 00:25:11,320 --> 00:25:14,090 Only want the best for both of us. 586 00:25:14,120 --> 00:25:16,590 Once the happy salmon house is constructed, 587 00:25:16,690 --> 00:25:20,130 each month will bring a wonderful dividend check 588 00:25:20,200 --> 00:25:23,610 to be paid to every family in Port Wenn. 589 00:25:23,710 --> 00:25:24,980 I... 590 00:25:25,010 --> 00:25:26,810 She looks like she's having stomach pains. 591 00:25:26,850 --> 00:25:28,750 Yes. Infection would lead to that. 592 00:25:28,850 --> 00:25:30,620 Of course, nothing is more important 593 00:25:30,690 --> 00:25:33,960 than keeping our oceans safe. 594 00:25:34,060 --> 00:25:35,100 What's going on? 595 00:25:35,130 --> 00:25:37,700 You delivered a full placenta, yes? 596 00:25:37,740 --> 00:25:40,210 Yes, but... 597 00:25:43,010 --> 00:25:45,690 What? Again? 598 00:25:45,720 --> 00:25:48,190 Wait, I'm having, like, the craziest deja vu right now. 599 00:25:49,330 --> 00:25:51,300 Diamniotic dichorionic twins. 600 00:25:57,010 --> 00:26:00,110 Is there another hairball in there? 601 00:26:10,600 --> 00:26:12,570 Okay, someone call 911. 602 00:26:12,610 --> 00:26:15,140 - I'll do it. - I'll-I'll get coats again. 603 00:26:15,180 --> 00:26:17,650 - I'll get towels again. - This is crazy. 604 00:26:17,720 --> 00:26:20,350 I feel like I'm trapped in some weird space-time 605 00:26:20,390 --> 00:26:22,130 back-to-the-future continuum. 606 00:26:22,160 --> 00:26:24,160 Am I really here? Is this really happening? 607 00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:26,170 Mark, I need you to pour hot water over a pair of scissors. 608 00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:28,140 - And bring it back to me. - Great Scott! 609 00:26:28,170 --> 00:26:29,870 - Martin, can I help? - I'm gonna need you... 610 00:26:29,910 --> 00:26:30,910 To deliver this baby right now. 611 00:26:30,940 --> 00:26:32,410 No, we are. I've got you. 612 00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:33,920 I have been begging to employ 613 00:26:33,950 --> 00:26:37,020 contraceptives since baby number two. Now look at this. 614 00:26:37,050 --> 00:26:39,330 - Practically a football team. - Ludvig, focus. 615 00:26:39,360 --> 00:26:41,300 I can't believe this, I might not even be able to have 616 00:26:41,330 --> 00:26:43,330 one kid and she's popping 'em out like a PEZ dispenser. 617 00:26:43,370 --> 00:26:45,140 You want one? Please, take. 618 00:26:45,170 --> 00:26:47,410 I need to take care of my Viking queen. 619 00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:49,050 - Oh, okay. - Okay, we are crowning. 620 00:26:49,080 --> 00:26:53,420 Ah! How can a second fetus go unnoticed? 621 00:26:53,450 --> 00:26:55,290 But if one is right behind the other, it can make it 622 00:26:55,320 --> 00:26:57,530 difficult to see the second or even detect his heartbeat. 623 00:26:57,560 --> 00:26:59,130 Okay, Sigrid, big push. 624 00:27:07,080 --> 00:27:09,720 Congratulations. 625 00:27:09,790 --> 00:27:11,420 You have a beautiful baby girl. 626 00:27:11,460 --> 00:27:13,330 - Aw... - Will you look at that? 627 00:27:13,390 --> 00:27:15,530 - Aw... Oh, oh. - Wow. 628 00:27:15,570 --> 00:27:17,070 - Huh, that's surprising. - Yeah. 629 00:27:17,100 --> 00:27:20,310 - She's a cute one. - Well, she's not hairy. 630 00:27:20,340 --> 00:27:23,750 I was really looking forward to call her a Two-Bacca. 631 00:27:24,450 --> 00:27:26,950 Two placentas, unequal function. 632 00:27:26,990 --> 00:27:28,590 Hey, one was producing excess androgens, 633 00:27:28,690 --> 00:27:31,000 which explains little Halvdan's body hair. 634 00:27:31,100 --> 00:27:32,700 You always were the smartest one in the room. 635 00:27:32,730 --> 00:27:34,400 - My God, she's burning up! - Okay. 636 00:27:34,500 --> 00:27:36,610 Hey, the paramedics are here. Move out of the way. 637 00:27:36,670 --> 00:27:38,380 - Everybody. - We got a 35-year-old female. 638 00:27:38,410 --> 00:27:40,980 - Intrauterine infection. - Could be septic. 639 00:27:41,020 --> 00:27:42,850 Okay, she needs fluids and IV antibiotics. 640 00:27:42,890 --> 00:27:44,020 And the babies need a full workout. 641 00:27:44,090 --> 00:27:47,430 - Got it, doc. - One, two, three. 642 00:27:47,530 --> 00:27:50,400 Don't worry, little one, everyone's gonna be okay. 643 00:27:50,470 --> 00:27:53,580 - Thank you, doctor. - Uh, it's fine. You're welcome. 644 00:27:53,610 --> 00:27:55,710 Please, understand. 645 00:27:55,750 --> 00:27:57,220 This changes nothing. 646 00:27:57,250 --> 00:27:59,850 The salmon farm will still come to Port Wenn. 647 00:27:59,890 --> 00:28:02,220 Unbelievable. 648 00:28:02,260 --> 00:28:04,660 Man, I've run into some hard cases, but she is stone-cold. 649 00:28:04,700 --> 00:28:07,900 If you weren't on that gurney, I would punch you in the face! 650 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:11,780 Poor woman, the first thing I'm going to do is buy your house, 651 00:28:11,880 --> 00:28:13,150 kick you out, and tear it down. 652 00:28:13,180 --> 00:28:16,150 She's obviously delirious. 653 00:28:16,190 --> 00:28:18,620 - She doesn't mean it. - Listen to me. 654 00:28:18,660 --> 00:28:21,300 I just delivered two of your twelve children, 655 00:28:21,330 --> 00:28:24,000 or however many you have, not to mention saving Sigrid's life. 656 00:28:24,040 --> 00:28:25,640 But these are your duties, yes? 657 00:28:25,740 --> 00:28:27,440 But not theirs. 658 00:28:28,110 --> 00:28:29,650 Mn-mn. 659 00:28:29,710 --> 00:28:32,050 And yet they helped you every step of the way. 660 00:28:32,120 --> 00:28:34,060 Even after they knew that you 661 00:28:34,120 --> 00:28:36,290 and your definitely-sociopathic wife 662 00:28:36,330 --> 00:28:39,330 came here under false pretenses to destroy their town, 663 00:28:39,370 --> 00:28:41,640 they helped. Why? 664 00:28:45,510 --> 00:28:47,920 Because they're good 665 00:28:47,950 --> 00:28:49,690 and they're decent to the core. 666 00:28:49,750 --> 00:28:51,090 So they might not have the stomach 667 00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:53,430 for a prolonged ugly court battle. 668 00:28:53,490 --> 00:28:55,100 Nor the resources, I'm guessing. 669 00:28:55,160 --> 00:28:58,270 Yeah, but the thing is, Ludvig... 670 00:28:59,470 --> 00:29:02,510 I am not as nice as they are. 671 00:29:02,550 --> 00:29:06,050 And you know who loves me? 672 00:29:06,090 --> 00:29:08,360 A certain powerful US senator 673 00:29:08,420 --> 00:29:12,160 on whom I performed a very successful triple bypass 674 00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:15,670 says he owes me his life. So you have a choice. 675 00:29:15,710 --> 00:29:17,370 You could tear up that dishonest contract 676 00:29:17,470 --> 00:29:20,210 you tricked these people into, or I will make sure 677 00:29:20,250 --> 00:29:23,790 you never do business in America again. 678 00:29:23,820 --> 00:29:25,120 It's up to you. 679 00:29:25,220 --> 00:29:28,400 I thought you said medicine never takes sides. 680 00:29:28,430 --> 00:29:30,430 This isn't medicine. 681 00:29:31,940 --> 00:29:33,910 This is Port Wenn. 682 00:29:38,280 --> 00:29:40,190 - Fine! You win! - Ah! 683 00:29:40,220 --> 00:29:42,930 Consider the contract null and void. 684 00:29:48,640 --> 00:29:53,110 Now if you'll excuse me, I must go. My queen needs me. 685 00:29:53,150 --> 00:29:55,350 Ludvig, wait, wait. We can fix this. 686 00:29:55,380 --> 00:29:58,320 You're gonna be sorry, Eeyore. Trust me. 687 00:29:58,360 --> 00:29:59,730 - Okay? - Yes. Yes. 688 00:29:59,760 --> 00:30:03,200 - Hey. That was cool, doc. - Yay! 689 00:30:04,540 --> 00:30:07,010 What was, uh, that all about? 690 00:30:07,070 --> 00:30:10,580 Um, like most things in this town... 691 00:30:10,620 --> 00:30:12,990 - It's kind of hard to explain. - Hm. 692 00:30:13,020 --> 00:30:18,300 Anyway, uh, we made a great team today, I feel. 693 00:30:18,330 --> 00:30:19,500 We did. We did. 694 00:30:19,570 --> 00:30:21,240 So maybe I could see you later 695 00:30:21,270 --> 00:30:22,910 and we could pick up where we left off? 696 00:30:23,010 --> 00:30:25,580 - Uh-huh. Yeah, mm. Mm-hmm. - Okay. 697 00:30:30,860 --> 00:30:32,320 Martin. 698 00:30:32,390 --> 00:30:35,800 Martin, wait. You saved the town. 699 00:30:35,900 --> 00:30:37,130 I... I wouldn't say that. 700 00:30:37,170 --> 00:30:39,710 All this time, a-a-a certain senator, I mean, 701 00:30:39,740 --> 00:30:41,740 why didn't you say something sooner? 702 00:30:41,780 --> 00:30:44,380 Because I just made him up right now. 703 00:30:47,450 --> 00:30:51,600 Dr. Martin Best, you never cease to surprise me. 704 00:30:55,470 --> 00:30:56,910 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 705 00:31:00,180 --> 00:31:01,920 So how many can I set aside for ya? 706 00:31:01,950 --> 00:31:04,090 - A couple. Yeah. - Two? Two's good? 707 00:31:04,190 --> 00:31:06,430 All right, you got it. 708 00:31:06,530 --> 00:31:08,130 Come on out of there. 709 00:31:08,930 --> 00:31:10,770 All right, easy. 710 00:31:10,800 --> 00:31:12,470 Good ones, huh? 711 00:31:20,920 --> 00:31:22,930 Hey, Barry, I gotta go back on the boat. 712 00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:25,700 If you could just keep an eye on that and, uh, 713 00:31:25,730 --> 00:31:29,570 well, keep that lid on, and don't let 'em get away. 714 00:31:29,640 --> 00:31:31,040 - Okay. - Yeah. 715 00:31:48,040 --> 00:31:49,850 So you're going with the quotation marks 716 00:31:49,950 --> 00:31:51,250 around the bingo? 717 00:31:51,350 --> 00:31:52,720 Because when you put the quotation marks 718 00:31:52,790 --> 00:31:53,960 around the bingo, it looks like 719 00:31:53,990 --> 00:31:55,990 it's not really bingo. 720 00:31:57,960 --> 00:31:59,600 What do you want, dad? 721 00:32:01,070 --> 00:32:05,110 You tell me, when's the best time to tell your kid 722 00:32:05,140 --> 00:32:06,680 that he's not your kid? 723 00:32:06,750 --> 00:32:09,650 When he's five and you're together playing Legos? 724 00:32:09,690 --> 00:32:13,690 "Hey there, little buddy, not your real dad." 725 00:32:13,730 --> 00:32:15,430 Or when he's 12, you know, 726 00:32:15,500 --> 00:32:18,500 "Hey, can you pass the pancakes to not-your-actual father?" 727 00:32:18,540 --> 00:32:20,410 I don't know, dad, but-but-but you were the grown-up. 728 00:32:20,470 --> 00:32:22,140 You were supposed to figure that out. 729 00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:24,550 Yeah. Well, point taken. 730 00:32:24,650 --> 00:32:27,450 - Who's my real dad? - I'm your real dad, damn it. 731 00:32:27,490 --> 00:32:29,460 You know what I mean. 732 00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:32,730 I don't know... 733 00:32:32,770 --> 00:32:34,640 because she never told me. 734 00:32:36,870 --> 00:32:38,810 Can you forgive me, kiddo? 735 00:32:38,850 --> 00:32:43,020 This isn't me realizing, like, there's no tooth fairy, dad. 736 00:32:43,050 --> 00:32:45,520 This is a-a lie about who I am. 737 00:33:01,690 --> 00:33:03,930 I don't know, you're sure you wanna play bingo 738 00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:05,160 on your birthday? 739 00:33:05,200 --> 00:33:07,200 If they let me win! 740 00:33:14,180 --> 00:33:16,190 She's kind of dressed up. Do you think she knows? 741 00:33:16,220 --> 00:33:20,360 Oh, she never wears silk. Damn it! I wanted this to be a... 742 00:33:20,390 --> 00:33:22,160 Surprise! 743 00:33:30,680 --> 00:33:32,650 The only thing better than a surprise party 744 00:33:32,690 --> 00:33:34,290 is a surprise wedding. 745 00:33:36,460 --> 00:33:38,430 Here, here, give me your coats. Go, have a seat. 746 00:33:38,460 --> 00:33:43,040 Did you really think that you were gonna get away 747 00:33:43,070 --> 00:33:45,440 with getting married without us? 748 00:33:48,720 --> 00:33:50,490 - Now... - Yeah. 749 00:33:50,520 --> 00:33:53,560 Everybody's here and all dressed up. 750 00:33:53,590 --> 00:33:55,430 We don't have Brisket. 751 00:33:55,460 --> 00:33:56,930 Wait. 752 00:33:56,970 --> 00:33:59,840 See, we have taken care of everything. 753 00:33:59,940 --> 00:34:02,240 Thank you, Martin. 754 00:34:07,320 --> 00:34:08,960 We don't have rings. 755 00:34:08,990 --> 00:34:11,830 I told you we've taken care of everything. 756 00:34:11,860 --> 00:34:15,470 Okay, Peter. Oh, there you are. 757 00:34:15,500 --> 00:34:18,740 And now we shall begin the ceremony 758 00:34:18,810 --> 00:34:21,380 of the warming of the rings. 759 00:34:21,420 --> 00:34:23,550 And as the rings get passed to you, 760 00:34:23,650 --> 00:34:27,230 please take a moment to hold them in your hand, 761 00:34:27,260 --> 00:34:31,840 and think of a silent blessing for our dear friends 762 00:34:31,870 --> 00:34:34,980 and their future together. 763 00:34:37,580 --> 00:34:39,550 George and Greg, 764 00:34:39,620 --> 00:34:43,530 you came here to Port Wenn 18 years ago. 765 00:34:43,560 --> 00:34:46,430 Bought that broken-down old bed and breakfast 766 00:34:46,530 --> 00:34:51,380 and turned it into the Salty Breeze, 767 00:34:51,410 --> 00:34:54,650 which is the very heart 768 00:34:54,750 --> 00:34:58,460 and soul of our little town. 769 00:34:58,520 --> 00:35:01,200 And for 18 years you have fed us 770 00:35:01,260 --> 00:35:04,740 and, and celebrated with us. 771 00:35:04,770 --> 00:35:07,310 And most importantly, 772 00:35:07,410 --> 00:35:09,450 you have gossiped with us. 773 00:35:11,650 --> 00:35:14,150 And there are no two people in this town 774 00:35:14,190 --> 00:35:18,630 who are cherished more than the two of you. 775 00:35:21,340 --> 00:35:24,410 The rings now contain something 776 00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:28,580 much more precious than the metal 777 00:35:28,620 --> 00:35:31,590 because they hold the collective love 778 00:35:31,620 --> 00:35:35,700 and blessings of everyone here... 779 00:35:36,870 --> 00:35:39,170 because we love you so much. 780 00:35:39,210 --> 00:35:41,810 Yeah. Love you guys. 781 00:35:45,680 --> 00:35:48,160 And, uh, it fits. 782 00:35:54,700 --> 00:35:56,170 This is... 783 00:35:58,110 --> 00:35:59,680 so perfect. 784 00:36:01,950 --> 00:36:03,950 Thank you. 785 00:36:05,790 --> 00:36:08,460 Now you may kiss the groom, both of ya. 786 00:36:36,890 --> 00:36:39,290 Look at you. You're glowing. 787 00:36:39,390 --> 00:36:41,800 Mm. And why wouldn't I be? 788 00:36:41,830 --> 00:36:45,640 We beat those damn Norwegians. Love is in the air. 789 00:36:45,670 --> 00:36:48,640 - Future looks bright. - It does? 790 00:36:48,680 --> 00:36:50,350 Even though you still might lose your house? 791 00:36:50,380 --> 00:36:54,160 Things can turn on a dime, Marty. 792 00:36:54,220 --> 00:36:56,430 They can turn on a dime. 793 00:37:05,810 --> 00:37:09,520 If you love her so much, why don't you tell her? 794 00:37:09,550 --> 00:37:13,530 Could it be worse than wondering what if? 795 00:37:18,300 --> 00:37:20,810 I'm gonna go get some cake. 796 00:37:30,460 --> 00:37:31,860 Hey, um, I was thinking, 797 00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:34,840 what if I came with you to your call-back to you. 798 00:37:34,870 --> 00:37:36,910 Come on, we could, we could ride the subway, 799 00:37:36,940 --> 00:37:39,310 we could eat pizza till we barf. 800 00:37:39,340 --> 00:37:41,920 We could take pictures with the Naked Cowboy. 801 00:37:41,950 --> 00:37:43,520 What do you think? 802 00:37:44,560 --> 00:37:45,790 What? 803 00:37:46,660 --> 00:37:48,900 Oh. 804 00:37:50,130 --> 00:37:52,740 Sorry to cut... Please, just one sec. 805 00:37:55,010 --> 00:37:58,350 Hi. Sorry to, uh, interrupt. 806 00:37:58,450 --> 00:38:01,290 I just, um, I just wanted to... 807 00:38:03,030 --> 00:38:05,900 Uh, I just want you to know that, um, I'm actually 808 00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:08,940 not going to New York to audition for Juilliard. 809 00:38:08,970 --> 00:38:10,780 - Oh! - Why? 810 00:38:10,840 --> 00:38:13,450 Um, because I didn't even get a call-back. 811 00:38:14,450 --> 00:38:15,850 I've been lying this whole time. 812 00:38:15,950 --> 00:38:17,320 - What? - Yeah. 813 00:38:17,350 --> 00:38:18,990 They rejected me last week. 814 00:38:19,020 --> 00:38:22,200 But I-I just, I saw how excited for me you all were. 815 00:38:22,230 --> 00:38:25,740 So, yeah, I'm, I'm sorry to, to lie, 816 00:38:25,770 --> 00:38:27,440 and I'm, I'm sorry to disappoint you 817 00:38:27,470 --> 00:38:29,080 and I'm-I'm sorry 818 00:38:29,110 --> 00:38:31,650 that I wasn't good enough. Sorry. 819 00:38:31,750 --> 00:38:33,490 - Oh, no, no. - No, you did not disappoint us. 820 00:38:33,520 --> 00:38:36,330 With all the lying, why, why wouldn't you tell me? 821 00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:39,670 Because you like me, because you, like, think 822 00:38:39,730 --> 00:38:42,370 that I can do anything. And clearly I can't. 823 00:38:42,400 --> 00:38:44,640 Elaine, I love you. 824 00:38:44,680 --> 00:38:48,280 I love you because you're you. 825 00:38:48,380 --> 00:38:49,950 Hey, that's my boy. 826 00:38:50,020 --> 00:38:52,830 And I, I don't think that you can do everything. 827 00:38:52,890 --> 00:38:56,530 You almost burnt down the office trying to make toast. 828 00:38:56,570 --> 00:38:58,540 - Twice. - She did? 829 00:38:58,640 --> 00:39:01,410 - You love me? - Yeah. 830 00:39:03,410 --> 00:39:05,280 Aw... 831 00:39:05,350 --> 00:39:06,990 He's not the only one that loves you. 832 00:39:07,020 --> 00:39:09,560 - Oh! - Yes! 833 00:39:16,140 --> 00:39:17,810 It's a great day, isn't it? 834 00:39:17,840 --> 00:39:20,850 - I guess. - Well, what's the matter? 835 00:39:20,920 --> 00:39:23,020 I mean, it's all too up in the air. 836 00:39:23,050 --> 00:39:25,790 Well, Al is upset with me. 837 00:39:25,830 --> 00:39:28,300 Is he gonna go to New York without Elaine? 838 00:39:28,330 --> 00:39:30,300 You know, can we even really afford it? 839 00:39:30,370 --> 00:39:32,810 I hate to admit it, but I, I really 840 00:39:32,840 --> 00:39:35,440 could have used that monthly Norwegian money. 841 00:39:35,510 --> 00:39:38,150 Well, you don't have to worry about that. 842 00:39:38,180 --> 00:39:39,920 Why not? 843 00:39:39,950 --> 00:39:42,930 - You know what I saw fishin'? - What? 844 00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:47,940 Sea urchins for miles. 845 00:39:47,970 --> 00:39:51,440 - No. You mean... - We're gonna be rich! 846 00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:54,550 - Oh! Oh. - All of us! All of us! 847 00:39:54,580 --> 00:39:55,950 Okay, okay. 848 00:39:55,990 --> 00:39:58,620 - Uh, uh, wait, just... Okay. - Have some cake. 849 00:41:02,650 --> 00:41:03,820 Pretty amazing, huh? 850 00:41:03,920 --> 00:41:05,260 We managed to get George to cook 851 00:41:05,290 --> 00:41:07,960 for his own wedding. Boom. 852 00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:09,770 Um... 853 00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:12,670 Do you wanna have a baby with me? 854 00:41:16,010 --> 00:41:18,080 - What? - As friends. 855 00:41:18,180 --> 00:41:20,990 That's what we were always the best as anyways, 856 00:41:21,020 --> 00:41:23,530 being a great team. 857 00:41:23,560 --> 00:41:25,260 I don't understand. 858 00:41:25,300 --> 00:41:27,540 Yeah. Yeah. 859 00:41:27,570 --> 00:41:29,240 Like, we would, um... 860 00:41:30,570 --> 00:41:35,020 We would parent together, but not be together? 861 00:41:35,050 --> 00:41:36,690 Yeah. Yeah. 862 00:41:36,720 --> 00:41:38,920 It's a new world, you know? 863 00:41:38,960 --> 00:41:41,660 Families are made all different ways now. 864 00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:52,180 Why not? Let's have a baby together. 865 00:41:55,990 --> 00:41:57,260 Really? 866 00:41:58,030 --> 00:41:59,260 Yeah. 867 00:42:02,040 --> 00:42:03,210 Oh. Oh, Martin. 868 00:42:03,240 --> 00:42:07,280 Oh, Martin. Oh, I hate to have to tell you this. 869 00:42:07,310 --> 00:42:09,150 Oh, after such a nice day and... 870 00:42:09,220 --> 00:42:11,760 - All that you've done for us. - What is it? 871 00:42:11,860 --> 00:42:14,230 Well, as secretary of the Town Council, 872 00:42:14,330 --> 00:42:15,560 I just got an email 873 00:42:15,600 --> 00:42:19,710 from the Maine State Medical Registry. 874 00:42:19,740 --> 00:42:21,240 They're gonna investigate you. 875 00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:26,050 Something about Elaine taking blood without a license. 876 00:42:57,650 --> 00:42:59,350 I knew you'd call.