1 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:08,416 BRADLEY: Oh, God. 2 00:00:08,440 --> 00:00:09,297 SHONA: [over phone] Do you know what I mean? 3 00:00:09,321 --> 00:00:10,576 [Bradley grunting] 4 00:00:10,600 --> 00:00:12,696 [hob beeping] And no puppet-making classes, okay? 5 00:00:12,720 --> 00:00:13,497 Or any of that shit. 6 00:00:13,521 --> 00:00:14,736 I don't want to learn a new skill. 7 00:00:14,760 --> 00:00:16,976 Just something, like, really laid back, you know? 8 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:17,897 But that doesn't mean I don't want fun. 9 00:00:17,921 --> 00:00:20,336 All right, what if I did, like, a nice meal or something? 10 00:00:20,360 --> 00:00:21,576 - Squats. Squats now. - SHONA: A nice meal? 11 00:00:21,600 --> 00:00:24,216 My friends aren't gonna fly all the way from Ireland for a nice meal. 12 00:00:24,240 --> 00:00:27,136 - I'm not your bloody travel agent, Shona. - You said you were laid back. 13 00:00:27,160 --> 00:00:28,336 SHONA: Yeah! I am laid back. 14 00:00:28,360 --> 00:00:29,896 But it's my hen. Just... 15 00:00:29,920 --> 00:00:31,776 God! Surprise me. 16 00:00:31,800 --> 00:00:33,040 What are you up to now? 17 00:00:33,560 --> 00:00:34,736 - Squats? - Yeah. 18 00:00:34,760 --> 00:00:35,497 Yeah, squats. 19 00:00:35,521 --> 00:00:37,176 I need to do squats. 20 00:00:37,200 --> 00:00:38,216 I've lost my arse. 21 00:00:38,240 --> 00:00:40,816 Oh, and while I'm at it, no naked butlers 22 00:00:40,840 --> 00:00:41,697 I'll put you on speaker. 23 00:00:41,721 --> 00:00:43,056 You know, I hate all that. 24 00:00:43,080 --> 00:00:44,600 Like a handsome chef is... 25 00:00:45,360 --> 00:00:46,736 - Something classy. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 26 00:00:46,760 --> 00:00:47,760 Cheeky, you know? 27 00:00:48,400 --> 00:00:49,480 Don't mind if it's cheeky. 28 00:00:49,960 --> 00:00:51,176 So, uh... 29 00:00:51,200 --> 00:00:53,616 Oh, did you manage to get Richard over the finish line yet? 30 00:00:53,640 --> 00:00:54,576 Shona! 31 00:00:54,600 --> 00:00:55,496 You're on speaker phone. 32 00:00:55,520 --> 00:00:56,337 [Bradley laughing] 33 00:00:56,361 --> 00:00:58,496 This is about sex with Richard, Shona? 34 00:00:58,520 --> 00:00:59,656 He didn't ejaculate. 35 00:00:59,680 --> 00:01:01,256 Oh, Jesus, Shona! 36 00:01:01,280 --> 00:01:02,536 No need to be so medical. 37 00:01:02,560 --> 00:01:04,496 Even with those great tittybojangles? 38 00:01:04,520 --> 00:01:05,936 Bradley! Thank you. 39 00:01:05,960 --> 00:01:07,016 Have you tried everything though? 40 00:01:07,040 --> 00:01:10,456 You know, mouth, hands, on top, behind, all that? 41 00:01:10,480 --> 00:01:12,536 Well, yeah, it was full service really. 42 00:01:12,560 --> 00:01:15,456 At one point, I was working away at it like it was a potter's wheel but no cigar. 43 00:01:15,480 --> 00:01:17,816 Shona reckons it's normal 'cause Vish couldn't get a boner 44 00:01:17,840 --> 00:01:19,416 after his granny died. 45 00:01:19,440 --> 00:01:21,056 Aine! [Bradley laughing] 46 00:01:21,080 --> 00:01:22,696 I told you that in confidence. 47 00:01:22,720 --> 00:01:24,736 AINE: Ah, sorry, Shona. 48 00:01:24,760 --> 00:01:26,856 Vish's granny may or may not be dead. 49 00:01:26,880 --> 00:01:29,176 - Yeah, his penis might be grieving. - What? 50 00:01:29,200 --> 00:01:30,696 Might be sad from all the death in his house. 51 00:01:30,720 --> 00:01:31,936 Yeah, 'cause his wife died. 52 00:01:31,960 --> 00:01:33,416 AINE: Oh, my God! She wasn't his wife. 53 00:01:33,440 --> 00:01:34,736 - Well... - Can we just stop talking about this now? 54 00:01:34,760 --> 00:01:36,056 Just go back to your stupid hen. 55 00:01:36,080 --> 00:01:37,296 Aine! 56 00:01:37,320 --> 00:01:39,696 Aine, men keep their sadness in their penis. 57 00:01:39,720 --> 00:01:41,376 Like, they keep all the panic and the pressure in there 58 00:01:41,400 --> 00:01:43,640 so they don't have to talk about it. Ever. 59 00:01:44,480 --> 00:01:46,256 Sheesh. [Breathing heavily] 60 00:01:46,280 --> 00:01:48,616 Oh, fuck this. Look, um... 61 00:01:48,640 --> 00:01:51,296 Don't forget to type up those notes for the meeting tomorrow. Okay? 62 00:01:51,320 --> 00:01:54,256 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - James, uh, is doing loads of it 63 00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:56,096 and then I'll work on my bit this evening. 64 00:01:56,120 --> 00:01:57,296 I've done loads of notes though. 65 00:01:57,320 --> 00:01:58,496 Good. Well, notes are good. 66 00:01:58,520 --> 00:01:59,520 Type them up. 67 00:02:00,280 --> 00:02:01,776 Oh, and don't half arse my hen. 68 00:02:01,800 --> 00:02:03,296 Yeah, yeah. Okay. SHONA: Okay. 69 00:02:03,320 --> 00:02:04,296 I'm gonna go. I love you. 70 00:02:04,320 --> 00:02:05,017 AINE: I love you. 71 00:02:05,041 --> 00:02:06,536 Hey, go lower, please. 72 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:08,896 Oh, only ca... I honestly... That's... 73 00:02:08,920 --> 00:02:10,936 Oh, no. I have to sit again. 74 00:02:10,960 --> 00:02:12,656 - Sorry. - You look like your womb fell out. 75 00:02:12,680 --> 00:02:13,776 [Aine cackles] 76 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:15,840 ♪ 77 00:02:17,440 --> 00:02:19,776 You know, I actually think men use vaginas 78 00:02:19,800 --> 00:02:21,560 as a place to store their unhappiness. 79 00:02:22,760 --> 00:02:24,776 Like a warm, wet garage for their issues. 80 00:02:24,800 --> 00:02:26,896 BRADLEY: Oh, my God, Aine! 81 00:02:26,920 --> 00:02:28,896 No, I'm just... I didn't want to get lettuce crumbs everywhere. 82 00:02:28,920 --> 00:02:30,856 Why don't you ever eat anything off a plate, you numpty? 83 00:02:30,880 --> 00:02:33,336 Well, lettuce is in itself nature's plate. 84 00:02:33,360 --> 00:02:35,496 - See? It literally takes seconds. - Oh! 85 00:02:35,520 --> 00:02:37,256 Well, now I have to bloody wash a plate. 86 00:02:37,280 --> 00:02:38,816 Sitting down and eating off a plate 87 00:02:38,840 --> 00:02:40,096 tells your soul you care about it. 88 00:02:40,120 --> 00:02:41,816 I don't have a soul. 89 00:02:41,840 --> 00:02:43,816 [sighs] You look like a depressed person from a film. 90 00:02:43,840 --> 00:02:45,456 It genuinely stresses me out. 91 00:02:45,480 --> 00:02:48,536 Yeah, but my whole life does not revolve around how I look, Bradley. 92 00:02:48,560 --> 00:02:50,896 What, and mine does because I eat off a plate like an adult? 93 00:02:50,920 --> 00:02:52,976 - Oh, I literally did not say that. - You took that wrong. 94 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:54,280 You took what I said wrong. 95 00:02:56,440 --> 00:02:57,600 Here, have some bread. 96 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:15,136 Apology accepted. 97 00:03:15,160 --> 00:03:16,736 Oh, I was not apologizing. 98 00:03:16,760 --> 00:03:17,776 Believe you me. 99 00:03:17,800 --> 00:03:19,776 [phone buzzing] Oh! Mmm. 100 00:03:19,800 --> 00:03:22,256 - [gasps] I got a text! - Oh, she's got a text! 101 00:03:22,280 --> 00:03:23,456 Mm, I got a text! 102 00:03:23,480 --> 00:03:24,656 What'd he say? 103 00:03:24,680 --> 00:03:25,680 Oh, my God! 104 00:03:26,360 --> 00:03:29,016 [gasps] Oh, yay, he wants to see me this evening. 105 00:03:29,040 --> 00:03:30,736 - Okay, right. - You know what you need to do? 106 00:03:30,760 --> 00:03:31,417 What? 107 00:03:31,441 --> 00:03:33,456 Distract the sadness out of his penis. 108 00:03:33,480 --> 00:03:35,816 - Pfft. - Like, up the horny. 109 00:03:35,840 --> 00:03:39,016 Like put on, like, some sexy clothes. Do a little dance. 110 00:03:39,040 --> 00:03:39,857 What, really? 111 00:03:39,881 --> 00:03:41,456 Yeah, Emma's done it for me a couple of times. 112 00:03:41,480 --> 00:03:44,056 And, honestly, boner for days. 113 00:03:44,080 --> 00:03:45,240 Seriously? 114 00:03:46,040 --> 00:03:46,777 Days. 115 00:03:46,801 --> 00:03:48,736 ♪ 116 00:03:48,760 --> 00:03:49,840 [knocking on door] 117 00:03:52,080 --> 00:03:53,120 Hello, Mr. Kirby. 118 00:03:54,280 --> 00:03:55,280 [giggles] 119 00:03:56,520 --> 00:03:57,217 Hey. 120 00:03:57,241 --> 00:03:59,241 Do you have a speaker that connects to Bluetooth? 121 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:01,240 - [hesitantly] Yeah. - Great. 122 00:04:02,600 --> 00:04:05,336 Uh-oh. I got a feeling this is gonna cost me. 123 00:04:05,360 --> 00:04:07,576 Oh, yeah, it's gonna be a very expensive dance. 124 00:04:07,600 --> 00:04:08,337 Dance? 125 00:04:08,361 --> 00:04:10,016 What, like Britain's Got Talent? 126 00:04:10,040 --> 00:04:11,496 No. Don't make me laugh. 127 00:04:11,520 --> 00:04:12,536 This is serious. 128 00:04:12,560 --> 00:04:13,776 Sorry. I apologize. 129 00:04:13,800 --> 00:04:17,976 But, also, well done for knowing that cultural reference. 130 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:20,776 ♪ "Fuck the Pain Away" by Peaches playing ♪ 131 00:04:20,800 --> 00:04:21,800 Oops. 132 00:04:24,560 --> 00:04:26,496 No. I told you before, sir. 133 00:04:26,520 --> 00:04:27,616 Thank you. 134 00:04:27,640 --> 00:04:30,296 ♪ Sucking on my titties like you wanted me ♪ 135 00:04:30,320 --> 00:04:32,376 ♪ Calling me all the time like Blondie ♪ 136 00:04:32,400 --> 00:04:34,056 ♪ Check out my Chrissy behind ♪ 137 00:04:34,080 --> 00:04:35,456 ♪ It's fine all of the time ♪ 138 00:04:35,480 --> 00:04:36,576 Can I just... 139 00:04:36,600 --> 00:04:37,337 Ah, yeah. 140 00:04:37,361 --> 00:04:40,536 ♪ What else is in the teaches of Peaches ♪ 141 00:04:40,560 --> 00:04:42,520 ♪ Huh, what? ♪ RICHARD: Okay, well... 142 00:04:42,960 --> 00:04:43,960 Hello. 143 00:04:44,760 --> 00:04:47,776 ♪ 144 00:04:47,800 --> 00:04:49,776 Right, okay, I don't care what it's costing me. 145 00:04:49,800 --> 00:04:51,256 - Ooh. - I'm doing this. 146 00:04:51,280 --> 00:04:52,896 ♪ Fuck the pain away ♪ 147 00:04:52,920 --> 00:04:55,136 You're going to incur a very big fine. 148 00:04:55,160 --> 00:04:56,496 - Oh, really? - Mm-hmm. 149 00:04:56,520 --> 00:04:57,896 From the council. 150 00:04:57,920 --> 00:05:02,536 ♪ Fuck the pain away Fuck the pain away ♪ 151 00:05:02,560 --> 00:05:04,040 ♪ Fuck the pain away ♪ 152 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:08,896 Yeah, I'm definitely giving this establishment 153 00:05:08,920 --> 00:05:11,576 five stars on Tripadvisor. 154 00:05:11,600 --> 00:05:13,936 Uh, I will visit again and I... 155 00:05:13,960 --> 00:05:15,560 Yeah, I will bring friends. 156 00:05:21,360 --> 00:05:22,816 Hey, lovely as that was... 157 00:05:22,840 --> 00:05:25,256 Mm-hmm. Lo... Wait, now, lovely? 158 00:05:25,280 --> 00:05:26,816 What, like a nice bun at a tea party? 159 00:05:26,840 --> 00:05:29,376 No. Hot and raunchy and sexy as that was, 160 00:05:29,400 --> 00:05:31,120 I don't... I don't need you to do all that. 161 00:05:32,640 --> 00:05:33,640 Uh, what? 162 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:38,936 - Oh! - What? 163 00:05:38,960 --> 00:05:40,240 Well, now I feel silly. 164 00:05:40,760 --> 00:05:41,760 Why? 165 00:05:42,200 --> 00:05:43,496 What, did you think it was silly? 166 00:05:43,520 --> 00:05:47,216 I... I think you can very well tell that I didn't think it was silly. Come here. 167 00:05:47,240 --> 00:05:48,240 - No. - Come here. 168 00:05:49,120 --> 00:05:50,256 - No. - Please. 169 00:05:50,280 --> 00:05:51,896 - No. - Come here. 170 00:05:51,920 --> 00:05:52,976 No. 171 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:56,296 No, I mean, I just maybe just started feeling a bit of pressure 172 00:05:56,320 --> 00:05:58,960 each time we're together to, you know, perform. 173 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:01,040 Ironically. 174 00:06:02,160 --> 00:06:03,360 Oh, my God. I didn't... 175 00:06:04,480 --> 00:06:06,000 Uh! I... 176 00:06:06,960 --> 00:06:07,976 I was not... 177 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:10,776 I was not trying to put you under any pressure at all. 178 00:06:10,800 --> 00:06:12,976 I thought I might just get you out of your head. 179 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:14,880 - Yeah... - Like I... 'Cause like... 180 00:06:16,120 --> 00:06:17,496 I... I was... I was 181 00:06:17,520 --> 00:06:20,416 I was feeling like I wasn't, you know, performing for you. 182 00:06:20,440 --> 00:06:22,496 That's what I'm saying. I don't need you to perform. 183 00:06:22,520 --> 00:06:27,360 You're gorgeous and amazing and fun, and I just... 184 00:06:28,160 --> 00:06:30,160 I just feel this sometimes almost 185 00:06:32,040 --> 00:06:33,576 sort of, panic and... 186 00:06:33,600 --> 00:06:35,776 What abo... about... about... 187 00:06:35,800 --> 00:06:37,856 - About me? About us? - No, not at all. 188 00:06:37,880 --> 00:06:40,616 - About... about anything in particular? - No, it's, uh 189 00:06:40,640 --> 00:06:41,760 getting older... 190 00:06:43,520 --> 00:06:46,656 My body and Etienne and feeling stuck, 191 00:06:46,680 --> 00:06:48,736 and I feel terrible saying all that. 192 00:06:48,760 --> 00:06:51,656 But, you know, I'm suddenly responsible for him 193 00:06:51,680 --> 00:06:53,440 and not necessarily wanting to be and... 194 00:06:54,120 --> 00:06:56,360 Yeah, I don't know. It's just sometimes I... 195 00:06:59,640 --> 00:07:00,496 Sorry. 196 00:07:00,520 --> 00:07:01,520 No. 197 00:07:06,920 --> 00:07:08,936 Then that all gets 198 00:07:08,960 --> 00:07:10,456 compressed into your penis. 199 00:07:10,480 --> 00:07:12,920 [both laughing] 200 00:07:18,280 --> 00:07:21,000 [laughing] Sorry. No. I'm sorry. 201 00:07:22,360 --> 00:07:24,336 Compacted into my penis? 202 00:07:24,360 --> 00:07:25,720 - [laughing] - And compressed. 203 00:07:30,240 --> 00:07:31,320 You lift me up. 204 00:07:32,960 --> 00:07:34,120 You're always so up. 205 00:07:39,400 --> 00:07:42,320 That's all part of the service here at Coco's Sexy Lounge. 206 00:07:45,920 --> 00:07:48,040 ♪ 207 00:07:54,640 --> 00:07:55,680 SHONA: Morning, Julie. 208 00:07:56,800 --> 00:07:58,280 Oh! Ha. 209 00:07:59,680 --> 00:08:00,936 Yeah. 210 00:08:00,960 --> 00:08:02,080 SHONA: Are they from your... 211 00:08:02,720 --> 00:08:03,537 The new... 212 00:08:03,561 --> 00:08:04,601 CHARLOTTE: Wh... I mean... 213 00:08:05,160 --> 00:08:08,336 I don't know if we're there yet, but, uh, yeah. 214 00:08:08,360 --> 00:08:11,640 Well, nothing says, you know, like, um 215 00:08:12,560 --> 00:08:13,696 flowers sent to your desk. 216 00:08:13,720 --> 00:08:15,936 Well, you can have some for your desk if you want. 217 00:08:15,960 --> 00:08:18,176 No, it's okay. I like plants. 218 00:08:18,200 --> 00:08:19,840 I mean, flowers are nice but they're 219 00:08:20,600 --> 00:08:22,296 you know, dead. 220 00:08:22,320 --> 00:08:25,976 Well, they're still in water so they're... they're alive. 221 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:28,136 Anyway, um, Aine is waving at you. 222 00:08:28,160 --> 00:08:28,897 AINE: Shona. 223 00:08:28,921 --> 00:08:30,640 Oh. Yeah. Thanks. 224 00:08:33,120 --> 00:08:35,520 AINE: [in a New York accent] There she is. Sassy as you like. 225 00:08:36,160 --> 00:08:37,176 Shona! 226 00:08:37,200 --> 00:08:40,216 Nice to see you but, unfortunately, get the fuck out of my office. 227 00:08:40,240 --> 00:08:41,936 You're fired. [All laughing] 228 00:08:41,960 --> 00:08:43,416 From business. 229 00:08:43,440 --> 00:08:45,736 And James here is taking your job. 230 00:08:45,760 --> 00:08:48,376 - Who me, boss? - I'm gonna run, uh, the... 231 00:08:48,400 --> 00:08:49,496 [in New York accent]: The... the district? 232 00:08:49,520 --> 00:08:51,360 Yeah, sure, the district. 233 00:08:52,200 --> 00:08:54,096 - Nice to meet you, James. - Aine, get out of my chair. 234 00:08:54,120 --> 00:08:56,080 Sure thing, business lady. 235 00:08:57,520 --> 00:09:00,160 Uh, those notes you sent me weren't typed up properly. 236 00:09:00,960 --> 00:09:03,856 Yeah, Julie, so I need a few more plants for the office. 237 00:09:03,880 --> 00:09:07,096 Just like five succulents or, you know, whatever. 238 00:09:07,120 --> 00:09:09,336 I was sort of in the middle of a lunch break. 239 00:09:09,360 --> 00:09:10,137 Okay, I'll do it. 240 00:09:10,161 --> 00:09:12,400 No, no. I'll do it. Fine. 241 00:09:13,080 --> 00:09:14,136 Uh, coffee okay? 242 00:09:14,160 --> 00:09:17,096 [normal voice]: Oh, my God. Yeah, it was mwah, mwah. 243 00:09:17,120 --> 00:09:18,536 Woke me right up. 244 00:09:18,560 --> 00:09:20,736 I'll give your compliments on to the machine. 245 00:09:20,760 --> 00:09:22,136 [all laughing] 246 00:09:22,160 --> 00:09:23,216 SHONA: You not sleeping again? 247 00:09:23,240 --> 00:09:23,977 Oh, I'm grand. 248 00:09:24,001 --> 00:09:27,456 Hey, you know what her, um, sign name is? 249 00:09:27,480 --> 00:09:30,176 It's actually, uh, Shona. 250 00:09:30,200 --> 00:09:31,536 So just Shona with a 251 00:09:31,560 --> 00:09:32,960 [blowing raspberries] at the end. 252 00:09:33,840 --> 00:09:36,136 Traditional Irish name. 253 00:09:36,160 --> 00:09:36,976 Can I use that? 254 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:38,000 No. 255 00:09:40,120 --> 00:09:43,096 Uh, um... I'll get on to some plants. 256 00:09:43,120 --> 00:09:44,216 ASAP. 257 00:09:44,240 --> 00:09:45,936 Thank you. 258 00:09:45,960 --> 00:09:48,456 Julie is, uh... She's overqualified for the job, 259 00:09:48,480 --> 00:09:51,376 but, you know, she still needs to do all that stuff. 260 00:09:51,400 --> 00:09:52,560 We all did. 261 00:09:56,880 --> 00:09:59,856 JAMES: And we're already trialing the online platform. 262 00:09:59,880 --> 00:10:02,216 Aine's got a student away in France. 263 00:10:02,240 --> 00:10:04,336 Etienne, yeah, yeah. She mentioned him. 264 00:10:04,360 --> 00:10:05,257 That's what I love about Aine. 265 00:10:05,281 --> 00:10:08,336 She always pays such an interest in the well-being of her students. 266 00:10:08,360 --> 00:10:10,176 Aw, James. 267 00:10:10,200 --> 00:10:14,176 - Take Etienne's dad. - He was a bit tricky in the beginning. 268 00:10:14,200 --> 00:10:15,616 - In what way was he tricky? - AINE: Ah, no, he wasn't. 269 00:10:15,640 --> 00:10:17,456 But he came around in the end, actually. 270 00:10:17,480 --> 00:10:20,696 Yeah, no. I feel I definitely, um, eh, got him there in the end. 271 00:10:20,720 --> 00:10:21,896 Yeah. [Chuckles] 272 00:10:21,920 --> 00:10:23,696 I'm sure he'll write her a great review now. 273 00:10:23,720 --> 00:10:24,896 - Yeah, you'd think. - JAMES: Yeah. 274 00:10:24,920 --> 00:10:28,320 Word of mouth and reputation are so important in business. 275 00:10:29,200 --> 00:10:31,296 Our students always, always come first. 276 00:10:31,320 --> 00:10:34,936 And then, you know, obviously, you leave room to allow for life 277 00:10:34,960 --> 00:10:37,360 and the fact that we're just human beings. 278 00:10:38,560 --> 00:10:40,736 Yeah. I suppose I'm just wondering what sets this apart 279 00:10:40,760 --> 00:10:42,456 from other businesses out there. 280 00:10:42,480 --> 00:10:44,056 Oh, well, one thing. 281 00:10:44,080 --> 00:10:46,216 'Cause I didn't put in the notes... 'cause I didn't type... 282 00:10:46,240 --> 00:10:48,576 But I would love to do something... 283 00:10:48,600 --> 00:10:53,376 We could help kids maybe make friends or socializing, 284 00:10:53,400 --> 00:10:56,376 and I just think a lot of children actually have a tough time with that. 285 00:10:56,400 --> 00:10:58,696 - Yeah, I love that idea. - Yeah. 286 00:10:58,720 --> 00:11:02,656 I suppose I'm just worried that Aine isn't gonna have the capital to invest, that you need. 287 00:11:02,680 --> 00:11:03,736 Mammy is giving me the money. 288 00:11:03,760 --> 00:11:05,096 What do you mean, Mam is giving you the money? 289 00:11:05,120 --> 00:11:06,736 - Did I not put that in the notes? - No, you didn't put it... 290 00:11:06,760 --> 00:11:08,056 What do you mean Mammy's giving you the money? 291 00:11:08,080 --> 00:11:09,656 Because she said she'd rather give me the money now 292 00:11:09,680 --> 00:11:11,496 than when she's dead and she can't see what I'm doing with it. 293 00:11:11,520 --> 00:11:13,800 Don't talk about Mammy being dead, Aine. 294 00:11:14,360 --> 00:11:16,816 Mammy bought you the fridge when you moved into your house, Shona. 295 00:11:16,840 --> 00:11:18,080 Bullshit. 296 00:11:19,160 --> 00:11:20,160 [James clears throat] 297 00:11:21,720 --> 00:11:25,576 Um, also, uh, in terms of setting us apart, 298 00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:28,616 we were thinking about a program dedicated to entrance exams 299 00:11:28,640 --> 00:11:31,336 to private schools like Harrow, Eton, and... 300 00:11:31,360 --> 00:11:34,256 Mm-hmm, yeah, and that would be a real money-spinner going into the. 301 00:11:34,280 --> 00:11:40,296 Not being negative, but why would wealthy international parents decide 302 00:11:40,320 --> 00:11:43,120 that you two are the ones to get their kid into Eton? 303 00:11:43,520 --> 00:11:46,600 Well, uh, I went to Eton, so... 304 00:11:48,800 --> 00:11:50,960 - Yeah. - AINE: It's there in his CV. 305 00:11:54,440 --> 00:11:56,656 So I've got the inside scoop. 306 00:11:56,680 --> 00:11:59,680 - Yeah. Yeah, yeah, of course. - It's just, um... 307 00:12:00,600 --> 00:12:03,496 Just would've been handy to have seen that on the notes, Aine. 308 00:12:03,520 --> 00:12:06,040 ♪ 309 00:12:08,040 --> 00:12:10,656 Oh, guys, I think it's absolutely amazing! 310 00:12:10,680 --> 00:12:12,216 AINE: Oh, well, unless I fuck it up. 311 00:12:12,240 --> 00:12:13,896 - Oh, no, no, you won't fuck it up. - Don't be silly. 312 00:12:13,920 --> 00:12:15,096 AINE: Oh, you, of course, won't let me. 313 00:12:15,120 --> 00:12:16,696 He's great. I mean, they... they're both great. 314 00:12:16,720 --> 00:12:18,696 And, James, you just need to get Aine 315 00:12:18,720 --> 00:12:21,096 to type up that extra element that... 316 00:12:21,120 --> 00:12:22,456 Which is a great idea, Aine. 317 00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:24,296 And then I'll get it into the bank Monday, maybe? 318 00:12:24,320 --> 00:12:25,456 Yeah, yeah, yeah, Monday. 319 00:12:25,480 --> 00:12:27,336 Well, I'll do it this weekend then, and your hen, don't worry. 320 00:12:27,360 --> 00:12:29,416 Uh, by the way, Charlotte, um, 321 00:12:29,440 --> 00:12:31,136 I'll give you a date for the hen on Monday. 322 00:12:31,160 --> 00:12:33,560 Oh, I'm not sure I'm free, sadly. 323 00:12:34,040 --> 00:12:35,560 Oh, but you don't know the date yet. 324 00:12:36,520 --> 00:12:41,240 James, I, um... I'm getting married, um, to my fiancé, uh, Vish. 325 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:43,040 Vish is Indian. 326 00:12:44,880 --> 00:12:46,856 Oh, uh, that's good to know. 327 00:12:46,880 --> 00:12:49,336 Um, I might just go to the loo. 328 00:12:49,360 --> 00:12:50,616 CHARLOTTE: Oh, it's just by there. 329 00:12:50,640 --> 00:12:53,616 Oh, no, yeah, Julie said earlier it's actually the ladies. 330 00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:55,120 Uh, where is the gents? 331 00:12:55,520 --> 00:12:57,016 CHARLOTTE: Oh, uh... SHONA: Uh... 332 00:12:57,040 --> 00:12:59,736 I think it might be one floor down, maybe? 333 00:12:59,760 --> 00:13:02,000 Listen, guys, congrats on starting the business. 334 00:13:02,560 --> 00:13:04,280 It's a big deal to start something together. 335 00:13:05,440 --> 00:13:07,456 JAMES: Thanks so much for that, Shona. SHONA: Yeah. 336 00:13:07,480 --> 00:13:08,856 It's really great to get an external eye. 337 00:13:08,880 --> 00:13:11,576 - Yeah. We need to head on. - Um, and James needs his wee. 338 00:13:11,600 --> 00:13:13,336 - Back to work and stuff. - Yeah. It's brilliant. 339 00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:15,416 But, um, what are you up to this weekend? Any plans? 340 00:13:15,440 --> 00:13:16,816 Yeah, plans. You, yeah? 341 00:13:16,840 --> 00:13:19,536 - Yeah, plans. [Chuckles] - I'm up to here with wedding admin and... 342 00:13:19,560 --> 00:13:21,576 - But maybe I could, uh... - We need to kick on. 343 00:13:21,600 --> 00:13:23,536 As I say, James needs his wee, so... 344 00:13:23,560 --> 00:13:26,680 Um, but, yeah, typing and weeing. So, have a good day though. 345 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:32,256 ♪ 346 00:13:32,280 --> 00:13:37,496 - Okay, so this one... - What? And I'm doing it with my face. 347 00:13:37,520 --> 00:13:39,336 ALL: Happy. 348 00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:41,400 So what does my face look like? 349 00:13:42,320 --> 00:13:44,816 - Crazy? - Very funny, Mo. No, not crazy. 350 00:13:44,840 --> 00:13:47,376 Joke, joke. Eh, no, is easy. Is happy. 351 00:13:47,400 --> 00:13:49,656 - Is it? Well, it's not easy. - It's not easy for everyone. 352 00:13:49,680 --> 00:13:50,856 Right, full sentence? 353 00:13:50,880 --> 00:13:52,296 I felt happy. 354 00:13:52,320 --> 00:13:55,416 - Yes, but hand-up, please Alina. - Put your hand up. 355 00:13:55,440 --> 00:13:58,536 "Felt happy." So that one is past tense. 356 00:13:58,560 --> 00:14:00,560 Then in the present tense, "I felt happy?" 357 00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:03,160 I feel sad. 358 00:14:03,640 --> 00:14:07,176 - "Feel sad"? No, no, no. - No, "I feel happy." 359 00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:11,096 No, if you felt happy, and that is in the past, 360 00:14:11,120 --> 00:14:14,656 then this is the present, and you should feel sad, 361 00:14:14,680 --> 00:14:16,520 because you felt happy in the past. 362 00:14:17,600 --> 00:14:19,720 Oh! Yeah. 363 00:14:20,400 --> 00:14:21,976 Yeah, I mean, that's... Yeah, that's 364 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:25,736 I mean, that's... That's so... advanced, Chien. 365 00:14:25,760 --> 00:14:28,376 Sometimes, I really think that you should be in level two with David. 366 00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:30,216 No, he's too low energy. 367 00:14:30,240 --> 00:14:31,736 Yeah, that's totally fair, to be fair. 368 00:14:31,760 --> 00:14:33,136 Right, okay. The next one. 369 00:14:33,160 --> 00:14:35,880 What do we feel... Ooh, this is yuck. 370 00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:38,176 Uh, say it with me. 371 00:14:38,200 --> 00:14:39,656 ALL: Lonely. 372 00:14:39,680 --> 00:14:43,480 - You can feel lonely if you... - Ah, if you miss... 373 00:14:44,120 --> 00:14:48,056 If you miss someone you can feel lonely. 374 00:14:48,080 --> 00:14:51,136 I might miss someone or something. 375 00:14:51,160 --> 00:14:53,320 You know, or anything, you can miss anything. 376 00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:55,440 Uh, sometimes you don't even 377 00:14:56,800 --> 00:14:58,080 know what it is. 378 00:14:59,120 --> 00:15:01,616 I miss my girlfriend in Bulgaria. 379 00:15:01,640 --> 00:15:03,616 Jesus, Victor, you've risen from the dead there. 380 00:15:03,640 --> 00:15:05,456 That's... Yeah. Brilliant. Brilliant! 381 00:15:05,480 --> 00:15:07,096 I mean, not brilliant. 382 00:15:07,120 --> 00:15:09,760 I never felt this. I am very happy. 383 00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:11,297 Great for you. 384 00:15:11,321 --> 00:15:13,536 Um, okay. Oh, but this next one. 385 00:15:13,560 --> 00:15:16,496 Mo, this is a good one. This is the one you can use. 386 00:15:16,520 --> 00:15:18,656 Because this next one is... 387 00:15:18,680 --> 00:15:20,296 ALL: Angry. 388 00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:21,760 What does anger look like? 389 00:15:22,280 --> 00:15:23,257 I hate this! 390 00:15:23,281 --> 00:15:26,176 - My God, Victor! Please, sit down. - What's wrong with you? 391 00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:28,936 No, I just doing angry, as you said. 392 00:15:28,960 --> 00:15:30,536 That was very funny, Victor. 393 00:15:30,560 --> 00:15:33,656 - He's back in the game today. - Jesus, my heart! 394 00:15:33,680 --> 00:15:35,376 [chuckles] Keeps me young. 395 00:15:35,400 --> 00:15:39,216 Em, uh, yes, angry. God, phew. 396 00:15:39,240 --> 00:15:40,240 Do you what, guys? 397 00:15:41,360 --> 00:15:43,336 We're all just out here trying, aren't we? 398 00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:47,656 And really, communication, it's... it's... It's more than just all of this. 399 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:50,576 Communication is... ALL: Connection. 400 00:15:50,600 --> 00:15:52,816 It's connection. Exactly. 401 00:15:52,840 --> 00:15:57,176 And, God... God love you all, trying to learn all of these words. 402 00:15:57,200 --> 00:15:59,176 Because it's hard. English. 403 00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:01,200 And sometimes you... Actu... Actually... 404 00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:05,720 Actually, what you wanna do is scream. 405 00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:18,160 "Eat off fucking plates please," huh? 406 00:16:20,440 --> 00:16:21,480 [sighs] 407 00:16:28,880 --> 00:16:33,456 Hi, Richard, uh, it's Aine here from Coco's Sexy Lounge. 408 00:16:33,480 --> 00:16:37,016 And, um, I know we don't have that many weekends left. 409 00:16:37,040 --> 00:16:39,296 Actually, you're busy this weekend anyways. 410 00:16:39,320 --> 00:16:42,896 But, I was just, eh, wondering 411 00:16:42,920 --> 00:16:45,616 if you would mind if we did, like, a weekday instead? 412 00:16:45,640 --> 00:16:48,736 It's just 'cause I just realized I've just, like, so much work I got to do at the business. 413 00:16:48,760 --> 00:16:50,976 And then I have to help my sister with wedding plans, 414 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:52,336 and then there's, like, her whole hen to plan, 415 00:16:52,360 --> 00:16:53,976 and then just, like, other teaching stuff. 416 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:58,936 Um, and also, you know, I have to make up new dances 417 00:16:58,960 --> 00:17:02,216 for the, um, the Sexy Lounge, obviously. 418 00:17:02,240 --> 00:17:07,000 Well, have a good weekend. Uh, and, uh, bye. 419 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:11,320 [sighs] 420 00:17:14,360 --> 00:17:16,496 And then he came at her with a knife. 421 00:17:16,520 --> 00:17:17,896 God, poor woman. 422 00:17:17,920 --> 00:17:19,856 MAMMY: She lost her baby from the stress. 423 00:17:19,880 --> 00:17:21,736 Oh, Jesus, good Lord. 424 00:17:21,760 --> 00:17:25,336 - Well, the baby wasn't his of course. - It was the brother's, but still. 425 00:17:25,360 --> 00:17:28,576 He sliced her straight across the neck. Buried her in the back of the pub. 426 00:17:28,600 --> 00:17:29,640 God! 427 00:17:30,920 --> 00:17:33,056 EastEnders has gotten so violent. 428 00:17:33,080 --> 00:17:34,560 MAMMY: Keeps me entertained. 429 00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:38,696 Have you asked Shona to help you with the work? 430 00:17:38,720 --> 00:17:41,336 No, I'm doing it myself. I'm grand. 431 00:17:41,360 --> 00:17:42,736 God, you know, sometimes Shona treats me 432 00:17:42,760 --> 00:17:45,976 like I'm some badly written female character in a shit American movie. 433 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:48,336 - Oh, you're perfect like me. - Mammy, don't interrupt me. 434 00:17:48,360 --> 00:17:50,056 Oh, I can't do anything right. 435 00:17:50,080 --> 00:17:52,976 Like, I'm a good teacher, and I'm kind. 436 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:54,416 And I might not have that much money, 437 00:17:54,440 --> 00:17:55,896 and sometimes, you know, I get the blues or whatever, 438 00:17:55,920 --> 00:18:00,736 but, like, some people are the lads who, uh, buy the pesticides that kill bees, 439 00:18:00,760 --> 00:18:03,976 or are rapists or run dodgy big pharma companies. 440 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,176 - Yeah... - Mammy, don't interrupt. 441 00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:07,616 Or are the people who set up those high-cost loan companies 442 00:18:07,640 --> 00:18:08,976 that exploit vulnerable people. 443 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,600 It's, like, why are they not the messes. 444 00:18:11,560 --> 00:18:15,216 Yeah, well, I need to wee, takes a while these days, 445 00:18:15,240 --> 00:18:17,776 so I'll say good night. Love you. 446 00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:19,960 Mmm. Love you, bye. 447 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:22,080 [sighs] 448 00:18:25,280 --> 00:18:26,560 [grunts] 449 00:18:27,480 --> 00:18:28,600 [sighs] 450 00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:30,760 All right. 451 00:18:31,160 --> 00:18:32,376 I'm okay, come on. 452 00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:36,000 All right. Come on, Aine. Here we go. 453 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:38,000 [laptop chimes] No. 454 00:18:39,880 --> 00:18:44,360 ♪ 455 00:18:52,040 --> 00:18:55,920 ♪ 456 00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:08,840 ♪ 457 00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:21,520 ♪ 458 00:19:29,160 --> 00:19:31,600 ♪ 459 00:19:36,840 --> 00:19:40,416 SHONA: [on voicemail] Hey, honey. Uh, not heard from you all weekend. 460 00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:44,816 But, um, just wanted to say, you've got some brilliant I... ideas, 461 00:19:44,840 --> 00:19:48,736 and, you know, I'm not sure that came across in the meeting. 462 00:19:48,760 --> 00:19:52,496 But, um, you wanna email me over some of your thoughts? 463 00:19:52,520 --> 00:19:54,496 Like, I can help you sort through them. 464 00:19:54,520 --> 00:19:56,160 Anyway, love you. 465 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:04,600 [sighs] God. 466 00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:07,200 [sighs] 467 00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:15,880 Ugh. 468 00:20:19,080 --> 00:20:21,920 Go fuck yourself, red light. 469 00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:24,760 [car horn blaring] [brakes squealing] 470 00:20:27,640 --> 00:20:29,640 [car door slams] MAN: Shit, shit! 471 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:32,216 Are you okay? 472 00:20:32,240 --> 00:20:34,840 I'm good, yes. 473 00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:38,576 Yeah, the bike. Bike. 474 00:20:38,600 --> 00:20:40,776 Jesus, what are you doing, running a red light? I could've killed you. 475 00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:42,536 - It's not my bike. - Do you need an ambulance? 476 00:20:42,560 --> 00:20:44,696 - No, no, no. - I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. 477 00:20:44,720 --> 00:20:46,696 - [indistinct muttering] Yeah. Sorry. - You all right? 478 00:20:46,720 --> 00:20:48,376 Yeah, absolutely. Thank you very much. 479 00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:50,456 - Thank God, you have your helmet. - You're lucky to be alive. 480 00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:53,536 - It's not my bike. - This is... It's... Sorry, I just. 481 00:20:53,560 --> 00:20:55,976 It's fine. It's fine. It's... The bike's fine. You sure you're okay? 482 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:57,320 Yeah, yeah, I'm grand, yeah. 483 00:21:33,120 --> 00:21:36,496 Hi, Shona. Uh, thanks a million for your voice note. 484 00:21:36,520 --> 00:21:40,336 I, um, uh, would love your help, actually. 485 00:21:40,360 --> 00:21:43,496 Uh, I think maybe if you could, like, do a structure 486 00:21:43,520 --> 00:21:45,456 for how you think it should look. 487 00:21:45,480 --> 00:21:49,056 And then, uh, and also thanks a million for the meeting the other day. 488 00:21:49,080 --> 00:21:51,000 Um, I know you're really busy 489 00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:53,976 with your sex work. 490 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:59,040 So, um, yeah, I really appreciated that. Not sure if I said that on the day. 491 00:21:59,640 --> 00:22:03,216 But, um, okay, uh, love you. 492 00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:04,240 And, um... 493 00:22:05,480 --> 00:22:07,760 Don't work too hard at your sex work. 494 00:22:08,640 --> 00:22:09,640 LOL. 495 00:22:37,520 --> 00:22:38,520 Mm. 496 00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:40,200 Mm. 497 00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:48,240 Oh. 498 00:22:51,240 --> 00:22:52,240 Eh. 499 00:22:53,840 --> 00:22:54,976 ♪ "I'm Alive" by TTRRUUCES playing ♪ 500 00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:58,336 ♪ I'm alive, I'm alive ♪ 501 00:22:58,360 --> 00:23:00,096 Ooh. 502 00:23:00,120 --> 00:23:04,376 ♪ To see your face, it always makes it worthwhile to survive ♪ 503 00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:09,336 ♪ I'm alive, I'm alive ♪ 504 00:23:09,360 --> 00:23:14,736 ♪ To see your face, it always makes it worthwhile to survive ♪ 505 00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:16,760 ♪ 506 00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:23,856 ♪ Are you high right now? ♪ 507 00:23:23,880 --> 00:23:26,496 ♪ Outside with the guys and bare-flesh honeys ♪ 508 00:23:26,520 --> 00:23:29,280 ♪ Tank tops, ice pops Margarita... ♪