1 00:00:03,270 --> 00:00:05,100 Previously on this is us... Baby? Something's not right. 2 00:00:05,106 --> 00:00:06,306 We lost the third baby, Jack. 3 00:00:06,307 --> 00:00:07,667 I'm very sorry. 4 00:00:07,675 --> 00:00:09,435 I like to think that you took 5 00:00:09,443 --> 00:00:11,613 the sourest lemon that life has to offer 6 00:00:11,612 --> 00:00:12,952 and turned it into something 7 00:00:12,947 --> 00:00:14,677 resembling lemonade. 8 00:00:14,682 --> 00:00:17,622 36 years ago, my life started with you leaving me 9 00:00:17,618 --> 00:00:19,348 on a fire station doorstep. 10 00:00:19,353 --> 00:00:21,493 Beth, the man has stage iv stomach cancer. 11 00:00:21,489 --> 00:00:22,649 Why you watching this stuff? 12 00:00:22,656 --> 00:00:23,816 Told them to go screw themselves. 13 00:00:23,824 --> 00:00:25,394 I'm moving to New York. 14 00:00:25,393 --> 00:00:26,833 "Show business." 15 00:00:26,827 --> 00:00:29,057 Tess: Grandma and grandpa are here! 16 00:00:29,063 --> 00:00:30,533 I'll be in my room. 17 00:00:31,699 --> 00:00:34,199 ♪ ♪ 18 00:00:48,749 --> 00:00:52,079 ♪ catch a boat to england, baby ♪ 19 00:00:52,086 --> 00:00:55,586 ♪ maybe to Spain ♪ 20 00:00:55,589 --> 00:00:59,159 ♪ wherever I have gone ♪ 21 00:00:59,160 --> 00:01:02,860 ♪ wherever I've been and gone, wherever ♪ 22 00:01:02,863 --> 00:01:05,833 ♪ I have gone, the blues ♪ 23 00:01:05,833 --> 00:01:08,573 ♪ are all the same ♪ 24 00:01:15,042 --> 00:01:17,782 ♪ send out for whiskey, baby ♪ 25 00:01:17,778 --> 00:01:20,108 ♪ send out for gin ♪ 26 00:01:20,114 --> 00:01:21,684 ♪ me and room service, honey ♪ 27 00:01:21,682 --> 00:01:24,252 ♪ me and room service, babe ♪ 28 00:01:24,251 --> 00:01:27,921 ♪ me and room service, whoa ♪ 29 00:01:27,922 --> 00:01:31,422 ♪ we're livin' a life of sin ♪ 30 00:01:36,597 --> 00:01:39,727 ♪ catch a boat to england, baby ♪ 31 00:01:39,733 --> 00:01:42,533 ♪ maybe to Spain ♪ 32 00:01:42,536 --> 00:01:45,396 ♪ wherever I have gone ♪ 33 00:01:45,406 --> 00:01:48,206 ♪ wherever I've been and gone ♪ 34 00:01:48,209 --> 00:01:51,039 ♪ wherever I have gone ♪ 35 00:01:51,045 --> 00:01:52,735 ♪ the blues ♪ 36 00:01:52,746 --> 00:01:56,946 ♪ are all the same. ♪ 37 00:02:06,293 --> 00:02:07,663 (cooing) 38 00:02:10,464 --> 00:02:12,564 This is the scariest part. 39 00:02:12,566 --> 00:02:14,596 Some people think the scariest part 40 00:02:14,602 --> 00:02:16,602 is coming to the hospital to have the baby. 41 00:02:16,604 --> 00:02:19,814 Nah. The scariest part 42 00:02:19,807 --> 00:02:21,637 is leaving the hospital with the baby. 43 00:02:21,642 --> 00:02:24,782 Babies. Babies, of course. 44 00:02:24,778 --> 00:02:26,748 Doc, these two, they only fall asleep 45 00:02:26,747 --> 00:02:27,747 if they're next to each other. 46 00:02:27,748 --> 00:02:29,578 Is that unusual? 47 00:02:29,583 --> 00:02:31,623 Well, they've been sharing the same hot tub 48 00:02:31,619 --> 00:02:33,319 the last nine months; You can't bust them up right away. 49 00:02:33,320 --> 00:02:34,920 No, I'm not concerned. 50 00:02:34,922 --> 00:02:37,592 Did she tell you what we named them? 51 00:02:37,591 --> 00:02:39,761 No, actually, she didn't. 52 00:02:39,760 --> 00:02:41,330 You can go ahead and tell him, babe. 53 00:02:41,328 --> 00:02:44,098 Kevin, Kate and Kyle. 54 00:02:44,098 --> 00:02:45,328 All ks. 55 00:02:45,332 --> 00:02:46,602 It's a good letter. 56 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:48,100 We had a good doctor. 57 00:02:48,102 --> 00:02:50,302 Right, bec? 58 00:02:50,304 --> 00:02:51,674 I'm sorry. 59 00:02:51,672 --> 00:02:54,142 I'm just, um, a little overwhelmed. 60 00:02:54,141 --> 00:02:56,041 Thank you very much for everything. 61 00:02:59,280 --> 00:03:03,350 Tess: Grandma and grandpa are here! 62 00:03:03,350 --> 00:03:04,350 Hi, grandpa. Randall: Hey. 63 00:03:04,351 --> 00:03:05,651 Hi, baby. 64 00:03:05,653 --> 00:03:07,823 Randall: What are you guys doing here? 65 00:03:07,821 --> 00:03:09,051 We were on our way into the city 66 00:03:09,056 --> 00:03:10,656 and thought we'd stop by and say hi. 67 00:03:10,658 --> 00:03:12,488 A friend at work gave us his Hamilton tickets. 68 00:03:12,493 --> 00:03:14,293 Feel like I'm gonna be the one person 69 00:03:14,295 --> 00:03:16,795 on the planet who doesn't like this damn thing. 70 00:03:16,797 --> 00:03:18,857 There's a man living with us. What? 71 00:03:18,866 --> 00:03:20,496 Daddy's friend from work. 72 00:03:20,501 --> 00:03:22,471 Come play legos! 73 00:03:22,469 --> 00:03:24,739 Yeah, come play legos with us. 74 00:03:24,738 --> 00:03:26,138 Rebecca: We're coming, we're coming. 75 00:03:26,140 --> 00:03:27,970 Girls: Yay! 76 00:03:27,975 --> 00:03:29,065 Rebecca (Kissing): I missed you. 77 00:03:30,311 --> 00:03:32,341 This was not the plan. 78 00:03:32,346 --> 00:03:33,876 What plan? 79 00:03:33,881 --> 00:03:35,851 The plan for how I was gonna tell her that I found him. 80 00:03:35,849 --> 00:03:37,179 I wasn't aware there was a plan for that, babe. 81 00:03:37,184 --> 00:03:38,384 Well, there was. 82 00:03:38,385 --> 00:03:39,915 I mean, there was gonna be. 83 00:03:39,920 --> 00:03:42,650 The plan was forming, but now it's off. 84 00:03:42,656 --> 00:03:44,556 Okay, so what are you gonna do now? 85 00:03:44,558 --> 00:03:46,428 Uh, right now? Mm-hmm. 86 00:03:46,427 --> 00:03:49,527 I'm gonna put on a fake-ass smile. 87 00:03:49,530 --> 00:03:52,360 I'm gonna ask to speak to my mother privately. 88 00:03:52,366 --> 00:03:54,326 And then I'm gonna tell her something 89 00:03:54,335 --> 00:03:56,895 that's gonna completely and utterly devastate her. 90 00:03:58,405 --> 00:04:00,265 Mommy? 91 00:04:00,274 --> 00:04:01,844 Can I talk to you privately? 92 00:04:01,842 --> 00:04:03,812 One second. Sure. 93 00:04:10,117 --> 00:04:11,717 (Groaning) 94 00:04:11,719 --> 00:04:14,089 Uh, everybody... 95 00:04:14,088 --> 00:04:16,588 (Mumbling) 96 00:04:16,590 --> 00:04:21,090 Oh, holy hangover, fatman. 97 00:04:21,095 --> 00:04:24,025 (Woman singing nearby) 98 00:04:24,031 --> 00:04:26,001 (Toby groaning) 99 00:04:32,072 --> 00:04:34,072 Oh, God. 100 00:04:34,074 --> 00:04:36,244 (Groans) 101 00:04:36,243 --> 00:04:39,413 ♪ And faces, and friendly faces ♪ 102 00:04:39,413 --> 00:04:42,253 ♪ and still I had to be free ♪ 103 00:04:42,249 --> 00:04:44,919 ♪ I've been to paradise ♪ 104 00:04:44,918 --> 00:04:46,888 ♪ but I've never been to... ♪ 105 00:04:46,887 --> 00:04:48,747 (screaming) (Grunts) 106 00:04:48,756 --> 00:04:50,316 Oh! 107 00:04:52,259 --> 00:04:54,129 Ugh. How's your face? 108 00:04:54,128 --> 00:04:56,598 (With mouth full): Well, it's fine. 109 00:04:56,597 --> 00:05:00,097 Luckily, I have all this fat to soften the blow. Stop that. 110 00:05:00,100 --> 00:05:01,800 How's your breakfast? 111 00:05:01,802 --> 00:05:05,302 You mean this, uh, steel-cut oatmeal 112 00:05:05,306 --> 00:05:07,436 and egg white pancake with no salt, no sugar, 113 00:05:07,441 --> 00:05:09,111 and no oil that you're making me eat? 114 00:05:09,109 --> 00:05:10,439 Yes. 115 00:05:10,444 --> 00:05:12,114 It's amazing. 116 00:05:12,112 --> 00:05:13,912 Right? Mm-hmm. 117 00:05:13,914 --> 00:05:16,354 It's the best thing I've ever tasted. 118 00:05:16,350 --> 00:05:17,580 (Laughs) 119 00:05:17,584 --> 00:05:18,954 Quick question. 120 00:05:18,952 --> 00:05:22,092 Um, last night, after the party... 121 00:05:22,089 --> 00:05:23,759 I kind of blacked out. 122 00:05:23,757 --> 00:05:24,987 We didn't, uh... 123 00:05:24,992 --> 00:05:26,632 Oh, no. 124 00:05:26,627 --> 00:05:28,257 A lot of vomiting 125 00:05:28,262 --> 00:05:31,102 but not a lot of anything else. 126 00:05:31,098 --> 00:05:32,428 Oh. Sexy. 127 00:05:32,433 --> 00:05:35,103 You have an amazing voice, by the way. 128 00:05:35,102 --> 00:05:37,272 I did not know that you sang. 129 00:05:37,271 --> 00:05:39,601 Well, I did not know that you spy on people 130 00:05:39,606 --> 00:05:40,836 in the bathroom. 131 00:05:40,841 --> 00:05:42,111 (Chuckles) 132 00:05:42,109 --> 00:05:43,779 Will you sing for me? 133 00:05:43,777 --> 00:05:45,607 No. 134 00:05:45,612 --> 00:05:47,152 Come on, Kate, come on. No. 135 00:05:47,147 --> 00:05:48,607 Come on, come on. You're good. 136 00:05:48,615 --> 00:05:50,315 And I'm not talking about karaoke-good. 137 00:05:50,317 --> 00:05:52,147 I'm talking good-good. 138 00:05:52,152 --> 00:05:53,452 (Laughs) 139 00:05:53,454 --> 00:05:54,794 Have-- did-- you-- did... (Sighs) 140 00:05:54,788 --> 00:05:56,388 Did you ever perform? 141 00:05:56,390 --> 00:05:58,460 When I was really young. 142 00:05:58,459 --> 00:06:00,729 Cyndi lauper was kind of my jam. 143 00:06:00,728 --> 00:06:01,958 Mm-hmm. 144 00:06:01,962 --> 00:06:04,662 "Time after time" cover was... 145 00:06:04,665 --> 00:06:06,665 I rocked it. I was, you know... 146 00:06:06,667 --> 00:06:07,797 I rocked it like it was my job. 147 00:06:07,801 --> 00:06:10,141 Mm-hmm. But then I grew up. 148 00:06:10,137 --> 00:06:11,797 And then I grew... 149 00:06:11,805 --> 00:06:14,535 And, um, you know, 150 00:06:14,541 --> 00:06:16,481 I try to avoid the spotlight. 151 00:06:16,477 --> 00:06:17,877 Are you done? Yes. 152 00:06:17,878 --> 00:06:19,138 Are you? 153 00:06:19,146 --> 00:06:21,806 (Whispering): One more song. 154 00:06:21,815 --> 00:06:23,715 One more song. 155 00:06:23,717 --> 00:06:26,047 One more song. Kevin: Okay, Kate, 156 00:06:26,053 --> 00:06:28,853 I am super pumped about this move to New York City. 157 00:06:28,856 --> 00:06:30,186 I mean, we've got a ton to figure out, 158 00:06:30,190 --> 00:06:32,220 of course, but I'm super pumped. 159 00:06:32,226 --> 00:06:34,526 Wait... that was real? 160 00:06:34,528 --> 00:06:37,258 Yeah. Stage acting, it's my new jam. Oh... 161 00:06:37,264 --> 00:06:39,364 Do you think you could get that really cute, uh, 162 00:06:39,366 --> 00:06:41,396 that theater casting director, the one who liked me. What's... 163 00:06:41,402 --> 00:06:43,102 Cara. Cara, yes. 164 00:06:43,103 --> 00:06:44,403 I love Cara... yeah. 165 00:06:44,405 --> 00:06:45,595 Oh, and when you get her on the phone, 166 00:06:45,606 --> 00:06:46,766 tell her I'm only interested 167 00:06:46,774 --> 00:06:48,214 in doing heavy drama. 168 00:06:48,208 --> 00:06:49,708 We're not moving all the way to New York City 169 00:06:49,710 --> 00:06:52,110 so I can do some lame off-Broadway comedy. 170 00:06:52,112 --> 00:06:53,682 You want me to go with you? 171 00:06:53,680 --> 00:06:55,450 (Laughs) Of course. Yeah. 172 00:06:55,449 --> 00:06:56,879 There's no way I could do this without you. 173 00:06:56,884 --> 00:06:59,254 Oh, and maybe you should specify 174 00:06:59,253 --> 00:07:01,093 that I don't want to do anything where I have to show my penis. 175 00:07:01,088 --> 00:07:02,418 Wow. Wow. 176 00:07:02,423 --> 00:07:04,023 Toby. 177 00:07:04,024 --> 00:07:06,094 I didn't see you there, man. What's up? Hi. 178 00:07:06,093 --> 00:07:07,593 How's this? You know what we should do? 179 00:07:07,594 --> 00:07:09,034 We should look into the meat-packing district. 180 00:07:09,029 --> 00:07:10,259 It's like an up and coming 181 00:07:10,264 --> 00:07:11,734 (mumbles with mouth full) 182 00:07:11,732 --> 00:07:13,932 Pancakes are good. 183 00:07:13,934 --> 00:07:15,374 (Whispering): Is she making you eat this? 184 00:07:15,369 --> 00:07:17,669 (Quietly): I'm trying to have some sex. 185 00:07:19,740 --> 00:07:23,410 So now he's been here for about a week. 186 00:07:23,410 --> 00:07:25,910 I guess I just wanted to get used to the idea of him myself, 187 00:07:25,913 --> 00:07:29,923 you know, before I told you, and this has nothing to do 188 00:07:29,917 --> 00:07:31,547 with you or dad-- i hope you know that. 189 00:07:31,552 --> 00:07:33,892 I do know that, yes, of course. Okay, okay. 190 00:07:33,887 --> 00:07:35,417 I mean, obviously, I've been curious about him 191 00:07:35,422 --> 00:07:37,762 since I was a kid. 192 00:07:37,758 --> 00:07:40,628 And I know you guys would have found him if you could have. 193 00:07:44,097 --> 00:07:45,727 So who is he? 194 00:07:45,732 --> 00:07:47,272 What did he tell you about himself? 195 00:07:47,267 --> 00:07:48,627 (Chuckling): Uh... 196 00:07:48,635 --> 00:07:50,295 His name is William. 197 00:07:51,271 --> 00:07:52,941 That's it? 198 00:07:52,940 --> 00:07:54,440 He didn't tell you anything else? (Laughing) 199 00:07:54,441 --> 00:07:57,241 Uh, he has a cat. 200 00:07:57,244 --> 00:07:58,544 Stomach cancer. 201 00:08:00,581 --> 00:08:03,421 It's the basic gist of what I know so far. (Quietly): Wow. 202 00:08:05,586 --> 00:08:07,316 (Sighs) 203 00:08:08,922 --> 00:08:11,262 (Inhales) Well, where is he? 204 00:08:11,258 --> 00:08:12,918 I'd like to, uh, meet him. 205 00:08:12,926 --> 00:08:14,656 He's in Annie's room, but... Okay. 206 00:08:14,661 --> 00:08:17,001 I don't know if he's ready for company, ma. 207 00:08:16,997 --> 00:08:18,857 Hold on one second. 208 00:08:30,477 --> 00:08:32,777 (Traffic and street sounds) Jack: Okay. 209 00:08:32,779 --> 00:08:34,779 Okay. 210 00:08:34,781 --> 00:08:35,951 Car seats are installed. 211 00:08:35,949 --> 00:08:37,449 Policeman approved. 212 00:08:37,451 --> 00:08:39,121 I'll pull up, we'll load up. 213 00:08:39,119 --> 00:08:40,489 And then the adventure begins, yeah? 214 00:08:40,487 --> 00:08:41,987 Okay. 215 00:08:41,989 --> 00:08:44,859 If I were you, i would head right to Mexico. 216 00:08:44,858 --> 00:08:46,728 If I don't come back, at least you'll know where to find me. 217 00:08:46,727 --> 00:08:48,027 (Laughs) Oh... 218 00:08:50,664 --> 00:08:53,234 (Sighs) 219 00:09:00,674 --> 00:09:02,314 Hey! 220 00:09:08,849 --> 00:09:10,419 Wait. 221 00:09:12,853 --> 00:09:14,353 Okay, let's lock and load. 222 00:09:14,354 --> 00:09:16,354 Here, I got him. Yeah. 223 00:09:16,356 --> 00:09:17,756 (Groaning): Oh. Come on, big boy. 224 00:09:17,758 --> 00:09:19,258 Okay. 225 00:09:21,862 --> 00:09:24,332 (Knocks on door) 226 00:09:25,666 --> 00:09:26,766 Hey. Hey. 227 00:09:26,767 --> 00:09:28,827 I wanted to introdu... Hi. 228 00:09:28,835 --> 00:09:30,765 I'm Rebecca, I'm Randall's mother. 229 00:09:30,771 --> 00:09:33,171 Very nice to meet you. 230 00:09:33,173 --> 00:09:36,013 Uh, nice to meet you, as well. 231 00:09:36,009 --> 00:09:38,679 (Chuckles) 232 00:09:38,679 --> 00:09:43,719 Sweetheart, could you give us just a moment to chat? 233 00:09:43,717 --> 00:09:46,017 Uh... yeah. 234 00:09:46,019 --> 00:09:47,489 Thank you. 235 00:09:54,595 --> 00:09:56,995 You look well. 236 00:10:12,913 --> 00:10:15,883 Rebecca: It's okay, my little lady. 237 00:10:15,882 --> 00:10:18,422 ♪ Baby, maybe to Spain ♪ 238 00:10:18,418 --> 00:10:20,918 ♪ wherever I have gone ♪ 239 00:10:20,921 --> 00:10:23,051 he's not taking my breast. 240 00:10:23,056 --> 00:10:26,116 ♪ Wherever I've been and gone ♪ 241 00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:27,756 can you help with him, please? He's being really fussy. 242 00:10:27,761 --> 00:10:29,291 Shh. 243 00:10:29,296 --> 00:10:31,256 We have burping cloths. Look in their bedroom. 244 00:10:31,264 --> 00:10:34,104 It's not... there's not... In here. 245 00:10:34,101 --> 00:10:36,131 Please, just come back in here. I need you to help me, please. Okay. 246 00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:37,796 Are you laying down, Jack? (Sighs) 247 00:10:37,804 --> 00:10:40,574 Rebecca: Can you please check on Kevin? 248 00:10:40,574 --> 00:10:41,774 ♪ Send out for whiskey, baby ♪ 249 00:10:41,775 --> 00:10:43,335 why, why won't he stop crying? 250 00:10:46,113 --> 00:10:47,453 They'll be in college soon. 251 00:10:47,447 --> 00:10:50,247 Ha. (Baby crying) 252 00:10:50,250 --> 00:10:53,750 (Sighs) Which one? 253 00:10:53,754 --> 00:10:55,924 Probably the one that hates me. 254 00:10:55,922 --> 00:10:57,922 He doesn't hate you. Jack, I think 255 00:10:57,924 --> 00:10:59,764 we're gonna have to start him on formula. 256 00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:01,590 No. He's fine. 257 00:11:01,595 --> 00:11:03,125 He won't take to my breast. 258 00:11:03,130 --> 00:11:05,430 We have to treat them the same. 259 00:11:05,432 --> 00:11:06,672 He's not the same. 260 00:11:06,667 --> 00:11:08,467 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 261 00:11:08,468 --> 00:11:10,298 He's just... he's not. I grew the other two 262 00:11:10,303 --> 00:11:13,443 inside of me, and he feels like a stranger. 263 00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:16,110 And I feel really terrible for saying that out loud, 264 00:11:16,109 --> 00:11:18,279 but he just... he does. 265 00:11:18,278 --> 00:11:20,108 (Sighs) 266 00:11:20,113 --> 00:11:22,183 (Crying stops) 267 00:11:23,283 --> 00:11:25,983 (Sighs) 268 00:11:25,986 --> 00:11:28,146 Jack, 269 00:11:28,155 --> 00:11:30,015 when we were leaving the hospital... 270 00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:31,793 I know. You were having 271 00:11:31,792 --> 00:11:34,362 second thoughts about bringing him home. It's fine. 272 00:11:34,361 --> 00:11:37,361 No. No, it's not that. I... It's natural. 273 00:11:37,364 --> 00:11:41,734 He's fine, bec. 274 00:11:41,735 --> 00:11:43,395 He's fine. 275 00:11:45,172 --> 00:11:46,572 Look at us. 276 00:11:46,573 --> 00:11:48,243 (Sighs) 277 00:11:48,241 --> 00:11:50,841 I mean, I was a complete stranger. 278 00:11:50,844 --> 00:11:52,984 Look how quickly I took to your breast. 279 00:11:52,979 --> 00:11:54,679 You're an idiot. Yeah. 280 00:11:54,681 --> 00:11:56,181 I'm your idiot. 281 00:11:56,183 --> 00:11:58,083 Okay? 282 00:11:58,085 --> 00:12:01,215 And they are our babies. 283 00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:04,161 He's our baby. 284 00:12:04,157 --> 00:12:06,657 Okay? 285 00:12:06,660 --> 00:12:09,660 (Baby crying) 286 00:12:09,663 --> 00:12:11,763 They'll be in college soon? 287 00:12:11,765 --> 00:12:15,095 Any day now. 288 00:12:15,102 --> 00:12:18,102 And then she just asked to speak to him alone. 289 00:12:18,105 --> 00:12:20,605 About what? I don't know. 290 00:12:20,607 --> 00:12:23,777 Whatever biological fathers and adopted mothers talk about. 291 00:12:23,777 --> 00:12:26,777 What is that? The Knicks, Beth. How the hell am I supposed to know? 292 00:12:26,780 --> 00:12:28,780 I... 293 00:12:30,784 --> 00:12:34,854 You love me so much that you're just gonna give me that one? 294 00:12:34,855 --> 00:12:39,555 Mm-hmm. You know me so well, my friend. 295 00:12:39,559 --> 00:12:41,559 I got to take him to that doctor's appointment 296 00:12:41,561 --> 00:12:43,391 in two hours. 297 00:12:43,396 --> 00:12:45,556 God. What the hell do you think 298 00:12:45,565 --> 00:12:47,565 they're talking about, anyway? I don't know, honey. 299 00:12:47,567 --> 00:12:49,427 (Sighs) 300 00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:50,866 He found me. 301 00:12:50,871 --> 00:12:52,701 He brought me here. But you stayed. 302 00:12:52,706 --> 00:12:54,636 Yes, I stayed. Hmm. 303 00:12:54,641 --> 00:12:56,881 We had a deal. 304 00:12:56,877 --> 00:12:59,307 I won't tell him, if that's what you're thinking. 305 00:12:59,312 --> 00:13:01,412 (Sobs) 306 00:13:01,414 --> 00:13:05,284 Oh, God. All those... (Sighs) 307 00:13:06,319 --> 00:13:08,749 It will break him. 308 00:13:08,755 --> 00:13:12,085 It will. Knowing that he could've known you 309 00:13:12,092 --> 00:13:14,262 and that I kept him from that. 310 00:13:14,261 --> 00:13:16,901 Rebecca, the deal we made was the right one. 311 00:13:16,897 --> 00:13:18,427 For everyone. 312 00:13:18,431 --> 00:13:21,531 If you hurt him... I won't. 313 00:13:26,273 --> 00:13:28,943 Fine, then. 314 00:13:28,942 --> 00:13:32,442 But know this: 315 00:13:32,445 --> 00:13:35,245 My son, 316 00:13:35,248 --> 00:13:38,078 who I raised, 317 00:13:38,084 --> 00:13:42,494 is gonna put everything he has into trying to save you, 318 00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:44,759 because that's who he is. 319 00:13:44,758 --> 00:13:47,088 It's gonna come in front of his job, 320 00:13:47,093 --> 00:13:49,093 in front of his marriage, 321 00:13:49,095 --> 00:13:52,555 and in front of his time with his kids. 322 00:13:54,768 --> 00:13:58,338 So you better damn well be worth that. 323 00:14:01,208 --> 00:14:03,538 (Sniffling) 324 00:14:06,780 --> 00:14:08,610 (Sighs) 325 00:14:08,615 --> 00:14:10,545 Damn it. 326 00:14:11,618 --> 00:14:13,988 Damn it. 327 00:14:13,987 --> 00:14:16,717 Yes, um, it would be for an open-ended reservation, 328 00:14:16,723 --> 00:14:19,493 until we can find him a rental. 329 00:14:19,492 --> 00:14:23,062 And your pillows are hypoallergenic, yeah? 330 00:14:23,063 --> 00:14:26,403 And can I just confirm that the hotel gym's not just, like, 331 00:14:26,399 --> 00:14:28,629 three crappy elliptical machines? 332 00:14:28,635 --> 00:14:31,135 'Cause he needs space for floor work and exercise 333 00:14:31,137 --> 00:14:32,867 and free weight... Great. 334 00:14:32,873 --> 00:14:35,213 You know, actually, can I just have pictures sent to me? 335 00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:37,208 Hey, babe. 336 00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:39,140 Have you seen my keys? 337 00:14:39,145 --> 00:14:41,845 I think you left 'em in the plan you never made. 338 00:14:41,848 --> 00:14:46,378 (Chuckles) So she's funny, too. That's good. My keys. 339 00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:47,586 So? 340 00:14:47,587 --> 00:14:50,087 He seems very nice. 341 00:14:50,090 --> 00:14:52,220 Mike: Honey, 342 00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:53,355 we should get going if we're gonna get dinner 343 00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:54,860 in the city first. Oh. 344 00:14:54,861 --> 00:14:56,491 I bet the tunnel's gonna be jammed. Okay. 345 00:14:56,496 --> 00:14:57,756 No, stay! 346 00:14:57,764 --> 00:14:59,604 Oh... Dad's work friend doesn't eat a lot. 347 00:14:59,599 --> 00:15:01,529 You can have some of his dinner. (Chuckling): What? 348 00:15:01,534 --> 00:15:04,844 Uh, grandma and grandpa can't stay, girls. 349 00:15:04,838 --> 00:15:06,198 Aw... And, anyway, I've got 350 00:15:06,206 --> 00:15:09,736 an appointment with my work friend, so, um... 351 00:15:09,743 --> 00:15:11,013 I promise to catch up 352 00:15:11,011 --> 00:15:12,681 with you about all this. Mm-hmm. 353 00:15:12,679 --> 00:15:14,449 Promise? Miguel, mm-hmm. 354 00:15:14,447 --> 00:15:17,677 Thanks for dropping by unexpectedly. Ha-ha-ha. 355 00:15:17,684 --> 00:15:20,724 (Mimics vcr) Rewind. Thanks for dropping by. 356 00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:23,990 Always love it. Always love you guys. Peace. 357 00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:28,930 He's hiding something. 358 00:15:30,764 --> 00:15:33,464 Hey. We got to get goin'. 359 00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:38,999 William? 360 00:15:40,073 --> 00:15:42,743 Hey. 361 00:15:42,742 --> 00:15:45,382 William. Where you goin'? 362 00:15:45,378 --> 00:15:47,548 Home. Why? What happened? 363 00:15:47,547 --> 00:15:49,377 We got the doctor's appointment. You should cancel. 364 00:15:49,382 --> 00:15:52,252 Why would I cancel... w-will you get in the damn car? 365 00:15:52,252 --> 00:15:53,992 I knew if I told you I was leaving, you'd try and stop me 366 00:15:53,987 --> 00:15:56,747 like you are right now. 367 00:15:56,756 --> 00:15:59,756 You'd try and stop me 'cause you were raised to be a good man. 368 00:15:59,759 --> 00:16:02,559 But I wasn't the one who raised you that way, Randall. 369 00:16:02,562 --> 00:16:04,262 I was reminded of that today. 370 00:16:04,264 --> 00:16:06,234 That you have parents. 371 00:16:06,232 --> 00:16:08,432 That I just can't step in 40 years later 372 00:16:08,435 --> 00:16:10,395 and enjoy the fruits of someone else's labor. 373 00:16:10,403 --> 00:16:12,243 So, just like that, you go? 374 00:16:12,238 --> 00:16:13,968 No good-bye to the girls? The girls 375 00:16:13,974 --> 00:16:15,144 will be fine. No, they'll be devastated. 376 00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:16,271 They don't even know 377 00:16:16,276 --> 00:16:17,576 who I am. 378 00:16:17,577 --> 00:16:19,477 Look, this doctor... He isn't gonna 379 00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:20,949 tell me anything i don't already know. 380 00:16:20,947 --> 00:16:22,247 But he might. He won't. 381 00:16:22,248 --> 00:16:23,848 But he might. 382 00:16:26,753 --> 00:16:29,153 And something tells me he might be a little more thorough 383 00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:31,155 than the doctor at whatever free homeless clinic 384 00:16:31,157 --> 00:16:33,417 you've been going to to get your free medical counsel at. 385 00:16:33,426 --> 00:16:35,586 To say nothing of the fact that I had to kiss up 386 00:16:35,595 --> 00:16:37,295 to the biggest d-bag at my firm 387 00:16:37,297 --> 00:16:38,597 just to get you this appointment. 388 00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:39,928 So, yes, William, 389 00:16:39,933 --> 00:16:42,603 you are getting in the car right now, 390 00:16:42,602 --> 00:16:44,942 and we are going to this doctor's appointment. 391 00:16:44,938 --> 00:16:47,838 And then and only then will I give you permission 392 00:16:47,841 --> 00:16:50,111 to hobble off like hobo Joe without saying 393 00:16:50,110 --> 00:16:52,110 so much as a good-bye. 394 00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:57,622 Startin' to not feel so bad 395 00:16:57,617 --> 00:17:00,447 about leaving you at that fire station. 396 00:17:00,453 --> 00:17:02,053 Yeah, whatever. 397 00:17:04,491 --> 00:17:05,891 Hi, white people. 398 00:17:05,892 --> 00:17:07,362 Friendly neighborhood black man. 399 00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:15,500 Toby: Uh, Kate, can i get one right here? 400 00:17:15,502 --> 00:17:18,902 Kate? Right here? Can I just get one right here? 401 00:17:18,905 --> 00:17:21,065 Kate? Who are you wearing? Kate? Kate? What are you doing? 402 00:17:21,074 --> 00:17:22,514 Is it true that you're dating 403 00:17:22,509 --> 00:17:24,639 Taylor swift? Is it true that you just broke up 404 00:17:24,644 --> 00:17:25,884 with Taylor swift just now? 405 00:17:25,879 --> 00:17:28,079 (Laughs) 406 00:17:28,081 --> 00:17:30,351 What are you doing? 407 00:17:30,350 --> 00:17:32,350 Give me just one day. (Shutter clicks) 408 00:17:32,352 --> 00:17:36,322 One day where you're the star. 409 00:17:45,532 --> 00:17:48,732 (Groans, sighs) 410 00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:50,995 ♪ ♪ 411 00:18:07,387 --> 00:18:09,187 (clatters) 412 00:18:11,858 --> 00:18:14,258 (Sputters) 413 00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:16,260 Hey, where are you? I've called you, like, ten times. 414 00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:18,262 Listen, um... Can we just hire one of those services 415 00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:21,204 that comes in and, you know, packs everything for you? 416 00:18:21,201 --> 00:18:22,931 I think Jason momoa told me about a guy who does that. 417 00:18:22,936 --> 00:18:24,436 Let's get that number from momoa's office. 418 00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:25,897 His assistant. That, uh... 419 00:18:25,905 --> 00:18:27,905 Dahala mapuana, i think her name was. 420 00:18:27,907 --> 00:18:29,467 Or was it Patty? 421 00:18:29,476 --> 00:18:30,976 You remember Jason momoa. He's the, uh... 422 00:18:30,977 --> 00:18:32,807 He's the original dothraki guy. 423 00:18:32,812 --> 00:18:35,052 We met him at Seth green's house. Where are you, all right? 424 00:18:35,048 --> 00:18:36,948 I'm getting overwhelmed. Pick up the phone. 425 00:18:38,885 --> 00:18:41,215 Where are we going? Well, 426 00:18:41,221 --> 00:18:42,791 no more background singing for you. 427 00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:44,289 Your voice is way too beautiful 428 00:18:44,290 --> 00:18:46,090 to only be heard in a bathroom. 429 00:18:46,092 --> 00:18:48,632 Today is your day, babe. 430 00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:51,728 We are on our way to your first big gig. 431 00:18:51,731 --> 00:18:54,571 What? Yep, I, uh... I downloaded 432 00:18:54,567 --> 00:18:56,927 an instrumental copy of "time after time," 433 00:18:56,936 --> 00:18:58,596 found an old boom box. 434 00:18:58,605 --> 00:19:02,065 It's showtime, baby! Toby, 435 00:19:02,075 --> 00:19:05,605 there is no way in hell that I'm gonna sing in front of people. Well, 436 00:19:05,612 --> 00:19:08,282 then you'll be depriving the world. 437 00:19:08,281 --> 00:19:11,351 Well, the world will live. Yes, but your audience 438 00:19:11,351 --> 00:19:13,581 may not. (Grunts) 439 00:19:13,586 --> 00:19:15,416 All right. 440 00:19:15,421 --> 00:19:17,991 (Grunts) What the hell? 441 00:19:19,259 --> 00:19:21,659 Okay, so, 442 00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:24,001 my aunt Dolly actually lives here. 443 00:19:23,997 --> 00:19:26,097 All right, I booked you in their prime slot, 3:00 P.M. 444 00:19:26,099 --> 00:19:28,769 It's right after jell-o but before their nap. 445 00:19:28,768 --> 00:19:30,938 Perfect place to break your seal, right? 446 00:19:30,937 --> 00:19:33,267 Now, remember, most of 'em will probably be asleep. 447 00:19:33,273 --> 00:19:35,273 The rest won't remember this tomorrow. And most of them 448 00:19:35,275 --> 00:19:38,105 lived through world war ii, so no matter how bad you are, 449 00:19:38,111 --> 00:19:39,781 they've seen worse. (Chuckles) 450 00:19:39,779 --> 00:19:41,449 Come on. 451 00:19:41,447 --> 00:19:42,607 I'm sorry, do you need the red carpet? 452 00:19:42,615 --> 00:19:44,945 No. Okay, come on. 453 00:19:44,951 --> 00:19:47,791 (Babies crying) Dr. k: Well, now, 454 00:19:47,787 --> 00:19:52,157 all three of these babies are looking very good, Jack. 455 00:19:52,158 --> 00:19:54,828 Very strong, very healthy. 456 00:19:54,827 --> 00:19:57,057 Okay, good. That's good. 457 00:19:57,063 --> 00:19:58,633 'Cause some-sometimes one does 458 00:19:58,631 --> 00:20:00,131 something different than the other two. 459 00:20:00,133 --> 00:20:02,303 You just... you start spinnin' 460 00:20:02,302 --> 00:20:05,172 a little... They're all doing very well. 461 00:20:05,171 --> 00:20:07,041 Okay. 462 00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:08,740 How are you guys doing? 463 00:20:08,741 --> 00:20:10,841 Oh, we're great. 464 00:20:10,843 --> 00:20:12,713 We're good. We're, um... 465 00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:14,882 Tired 466 00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:18,051 but, uh, good. Uh-huh. And Rebecca? 467 00:20:18,051 --> 00:20:21,321 I mean, I only ask because it's a little unusual 468 00:20:21,321 --> 00:20:23,851 for the father to be here alone. 469 00:20:23,856 --> 00:20:27,056 She just needed a little break, 470 00:20:27,060 --> 00:20:28,330 you know? 471 00:20:28,328 --> 00:20:30,388 She's... she's... 472 00:20:30,396 --> 00:20:33,256 She's not totally herself. 473 00:20:33,266 --> 00:20:36,696 I mean, she's a... 474 00:20:36,703 --> 00:20:38,103 Little dazed, 475 00:20:38,104 --> 00:20:41,414 I guess? She's not bonding with the babies. 476 00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:43,167 And not with Kyle, mainly. 477 00:20:43,176 --> 00:20:45,736 You know? Not with Kyle. 478 00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:49,405 I think she might be a little broken. 479 00:20:49,415 --> 00:20:53,415 You know, i-i think the babies might have broken my wife. 480 00:20:53,419 --> 00:20:55,589 You can fix her, right? 481 00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:57,558 Or you can tell me how to fix her? 482 00:20:57,557 --> 00:20:59,187 I was... I was hoping you could tell me 483 00:20:59,192 --> 00:21:00,592 how to fix her. Sit down, Jack. 484 00:21:15,975 --> 00:21:18,735 She lost a baby, Jack. 485 00:21:18,745 --> 00:21:21,305 You can't just dismiss that. 486 00:21:21,314 --> 00:21:24,154 So did I. Yeah. 487 00:21:24,150 --> 00:21:28,750 And you took your grief, and you... channeled it into action. 488 00:21:28,755 --> 00:21:32,055 You willed yourself forward with positivity, 489 00:21:32,058 --> 00:21:34,928 but Rebecca has just... 490 00:21:34,927 --> 00:21:37,087 She's gonna have to do this in her own way, 491 00:21:37,096 --> 00:21:39,896 and you're just gonna have to give her the space to do it. 492 00:21:39,899 --> 00:21:42,599 Yeah. What if she doesn't find her way? 493 00:21:42,602 --> 00:21:44,142 She will. How do you know? 494 00:21:44,137 --> 00:21:45,937 For the same reason that I know 495 00:21:45,938 --> 00:21:48,238 you're gonna give her the space to find it. 496 00:21:48,241 --> 00:21:51,341 'Cause I believe in good people. 497 00:21:52,612 --> 00:21:54,752 Of course, i voted for Nixon, 498 00:21:54,747 --> 00:21:57,917 so you got to take everything i say with a grain of salt. 499 00:21:57,917 --> 00:21:59,517 (Laughs) 500 00:21:59,519 --> 00:22:02,019 Now, look, there's a couch in there in my office. 501 00:22:02,021 --> 00:22:04,161 Why don't you go lie down, take a nap? 502 00:22:04,157 --> 00:22:06,257 I'm-I'm totally free the rest of the day. 503 00:22:06,259 --> 00:22:08,259 I can use the time with my namesakes. 504 00:22:08,261 --> 00:22:10,801 (Laughs) No, there's three. You don't... you don't... 505 00:22:10,797 --> 00:22:12,627 I brought them into the world, Jack. 506 00:22:12,632 --> 00:22:15,602 I am perfectly qualified to sit here and watch 'em sleep 507 00:22:15,601 --> 00:22:17,641 and crap themselves for a couple of hours. 508 00:22:17,637 --> 00:22:19,497 Now go. Now. 509 00:22:34,620 --> 00:22:38,890 (Bus brakes squeak, doors whoosh open) 510 00:22:38,891 --> 00:22:40,791 Hi. Sorry to bother you. 511 00:22:40,793 --> 00:22:42,633 I'm looking for someone. Um, 512 00:22:42,628 --> 00:22:46,228 he's afro-American, very, very thin. 513 00:22:46,232 --> 00:22:48,302 Possibly on drugs. 514 00:22:48,301 --> 00:22:49,901 (Scoffs) 515 00:22:49,902 --> 00:22:51,672 You know what? I sound ridiculous. 516 00:22:51,671 --> 00:22:53,171 Sorry. I sound so stupid. 517 00:22:53,172 --> 00:22:57,012 You mean Shakespeare? You looking for him? 518 00:22:57,009 --> 00:22:58,739 Come on, get in. 519 00:23:10,523 --> 00:23:13,223 (Feedback squeals) Toby: All right. Uh, good afternoon, 520 00:23:13,226 --> 00:23:16,486 ladies and germs. Uh, my name is Toby. 521 00:23:16,496 --> 00:23:18,326 I'm actually, uh, 522 00:23:18,331 --> 00:23:19,731 Dolly's nephew. 523 00:23:19,732 --> 00:23:21,272 Everybody knows aunt Dolly, right? 524 00:23:21,267 --> 00:23:24,567 Wave for everybody, Dolly. Hello, Dolly! 525 00:23:24,570 --> 00:23:26,570 Be careful, gentlemen. She's a real man-eater. 526 00:23:26,572 --> 00:23:28,172 Aren't you, Dolly? 527 00:23:28,174 --> 00:23:30,884 (Laughs) Okay. Okay, well, we have a very 528 00:23:30,877 --> 00:23:32,707 special treat for you this afternoon. 529 00:23:32,712 --> 00:23:35,212 The lady that I am about to introduce 530 00:23:35,214 --> 00:23:37,724 has been called the next Bette midler. 531 00:23:37,717 --> 00:23:41,717 Adele admires her, Streisand considers her a friend, 532 00:23:41,721 --> 00:23:45,091 j.Lo wishes she had that ass. 533 00:23:45,091 --> 00:23:48,931 Ladies and gentlemen, performing for one song only, 534 00:23:48,928 --> 00:23:51,398 I give you... Kate! Oh! 535 00:23:51,397 --> 00:23:53,727 (Applause) 536 00:23:53,733 --> 00:23:55,103 Oh, yeah. 537 00:23:55,101 --> 00:23:56,571 All right, here we go. 538 00:23:56,569 --> 00:23:58,069 That's for you. 539 00:23:58,070 --> 00:23:59,400 Really? You want me to...? Yup. 540 00:23:59,405 --> 00:24:02,065 (Sighs) Okay. 541 00:24:02,074 --> 00:24:05,314 (Guitar plays slow, gentle intro to "time after time") 542 00:24:05,311 --> 00:24:07,811 Hi. 543 00:24:07,814 --> 00:24:10,384 (Loud breathing amplified on mic) 544 00:24:10,383 --> 00:24:11,983 (Feedback squeals) 545 00:24:11,984 --> 00:24:18,094 (Tentatively): ♪ lying in my bed I hear the ♪ 546 00:24:18,090 --> 00:24:22,430 ♪ clock tick and think of you ♪ 547 00:24:22,428 --> 00:24:27,798 ♪ caught up in circles ♪ 548 00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:33,470 (more confidently): ♪ confusion is nothing new ♪ 549 00:24:33,473 --> 00:24:36,973 ♪ flashback to warm nights ♪ 550 00:24:36,976 --> 00:24:39,106 (indistinct chatter) 551 00:24:39,111 --> 00:24:42,051 ♪ Almost left behind ♪ 552 00:24:44,517 --> 00:24:48,947 ♪ suitcase of memory ♪ 553 00:24:48,955 --> 00:24:52,155 ♪ time after ♪ 554 00:24:52,158 --> 00:24:56,628 ♪ sometimes you picture me ♪ 555 00:24:56,629 --> 00:25:02,769 ♪ I'm walking too far ahead ♪ 556 00:25:02,768 --> 00:25:06,938 ♪ you're calling to me ♪ 557 00:25:06,939 --> 00:25:10,169 ♪ and I can't hear ♪ 558 00:25:10,176 --> 00:25:13,936 ♪ what you've said ♪ 559 00:25:13,946 --> 00:25:17,946 ♪ and you say, go slow ♪ 560 00:25:17,950 --> 00:25:19,850 hey. I'm looking for Shakespeare. 561 00:25:19,852 --> 00:25:24,022 ♪ I fall behind ♪ 562 00:25:24,023 --> 00:25:31,033 ♪ the drum beats out of time ♪ 563 00:25:31,030 --> 00:25:37,740 ♪ if you're lost you can look and you will find me ♪ 564 00:25:37,737 --> 00:25:41,737 ♪ time after time ♪ 565 00:25:41,741 --> 00:25:44,711 ♪ if you fall i will catch you ♪ 566 00:25:44,710 --> 00:25:48,410 ♪ I'll be waiting ♪ 567 00:25:48,414 --> 00:25:52,424 ♪ time after time ♪ 568 00:25:52,418 --> 00:25:55,888 ♪ if you fall i will catch you ♪ 569 00:25:55,888 --> 00:25:59,488 ♪ I will be waiting ♪ 570 00:25:59,492 --> 00:26:03,162 ♪ time after time ♪ 571 00:26:04,430 --> 00:26:08,830 ♪ time after time. ♪ 572 00:26:13,573 --> 00:26:15,713 (applause) 573 00:26:15,708 --> 00:26:16,768 Yeah! 574 00:26:16,776 --> 00:26:19,276 Yeah! Come on! 575 00:26:19,278 --> 00:26:21,148 Give it up! (Laughs) 576 00:26:24,917 --> 00:26:27,617 (Moaning) 577 00:26:27,620 --> 00:26:30,090 Oh. Oh, if I had known. 578 00:26:30,089 --> 00:26:32,759 (Moaning): I would have... I would have 579 00:26:32,758 --> 00:26:34,388 taken you to the nursing home for every date. 580 00:26:34,393 --> 00:26:35,763 Shut up. Okay. 581 00:26:35,761 --> 00:26:37,761 (Moans, phone plays tune) Uh-uh. Uh-uh. 582 00:26:37,763 --> 00:26:39,703 Uh-uh. No. No, no, just shut it off. 583 00:26:39,699 --> 00:26:41,399 Crap. Just shut it off! 584 00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:42,570 What? 585 00:26:42,568 --> 00:26:43,928 Elaine: Oh, my sister was 586 00:26:43,936 --> 00:26:45,396 so right about... Elaine's here. 587 00:26:45,404 --> 00:26:46,874 She's trashing the joint, I'm locked 588 00:26:46,872 --> 00:26:49,242 in the closet. Insane Elaine? Why is she there? 589 00:26:49,241 --> 00:26:50,741 (Indistinct yelling, clattering) I called her. 590 00:26:50,743 --> 00:26:52,143 How? 591 00:26:52,144 --> 00:26:53,984 I deleted her number from your contacts. 592 00:26:53,980 --> 00:26:56,480 I found it in the cloud. 593 00:26:56,482 --> 00:26:58,652 You called insane Elaine? (Glass breaking through phone) 594 00:26:58,651 --> 00:27:00,221 And I had sex with her. 595 00:27:00,219 --> 00:27:02,489 And I told her i was moving to New York, 596 00:27:02,488 --> 00:27:05,758 and then she went crazy. I am not crazy! Why does everyone call me crazy?! Why?! 597 00:27:05,758 --> 00:27:07,588 (Clattering) You know what? Um, I got a little overwhelmed 598 00:27:07,593 --> 00:27:10,093 with the move, you know, I tried calling you, but you're not 599 00:27:10,096 --> 00:27:12,296 picking up. Oh, God. (Glass breaking) 600 00:27:12,298 --> 00:27:14,768 You know what? She's breaking things again. Get over here. 601 00:27:14,767 --> 00:27:17,127 I will be right over. 602 00:27:17,136 --> 00:27:19,066 (Phone beeps off) 603 00:27:19,071 --> 00:27:20,601 I am... 604 00:27:20,606 --> 00:27:22,106 I'm sorry. I have to go. 605 00:27:22,108 --> 00:27:23,938 Oh, but really, you don't, 606 00:27:23,943 --> 00:27:25,613 and it's kind of crazy that you think that you do. 607 00:27:25,611 --> 00:27:27,281 Toby, you don't get it. 608 00:27:27,279 --> 00:27:28,909 We're-we're twins. We're not like regular people. 609 00:27:28,914 --> 00:27:30,784 When I was a kid, broke my arm 610 00:27:30,783 --> 00:27:33,123 and he cried out in pain ten Miles away, right? 611 00:27:33,119 --> 00:27:34,519 We're that connected. 612 00:27:34,520 --> 00:27:36,620 I thought we were, too, is the thing. 613 00:27:36,622 --> 00:27:40,462 Kate, I'm not some nut job who performs grand gestures 614 00:27:40,459 --> 00:27:44,429 for every girl that i go on a few dates with. 615 00:27:44,430 --> 00:27:48,630 I like you, Kate. I like you a lot. 616 00:27:48,634 --> 00:27:51,504 But I can't... I can't play second banana to your brother. 617 00:27:52,772 --> 00:27:55,612 You have to. 618 00:27:55,608 --> 00:27:58,178 Everyone has to. 619 00:27:59,445 --> 00:28:01,375 (Door opens) 620 00:28:01,380 --> 00:28:02,680 (Door closes) 621 00:28:02,682 --> 00:28:04,152 Great. 622 00:28:04,150 --> 00:28:06,550 Have a good time in New York! 623 00:28:12,124 --> 00:28:14,324 Doctor: William, will you join me out here? 624 00:28:14,326 --> 00:28:16,786 William. 625 00:28:16,796 --> 00:28:19,626 Randall. I wish i had better news. 626 00:28:19,632 --> 00:28:22,472 The cancer has metastasized 627 00:28:22,468 --> 00:28:25,298 to a point where there's really not much we can do. 628 00:28:26,906 --> 00:28:29,336 There are some experimental treatments. Frankly, 629 00:28:29,341 --> 00:28:31,341 they haven't been very promising. 630 00:28:31,343 --> 00:28:34,913 I'm very, very sorry. 631 00:28:34,914 --> 00:28:37,314 (Knocking) 632 00:28:40,886 --> 00:28:42,446 Um... 633 00:28:47,226 --> 00:28:50,726 William: I'm not very well, as you can probably tell. 634 00:28:52,665 --> 00:28:55,065 The baby didn't come from this. 635 00:28:55,067 --> 00:28:56,897 It came from love. 636 00:28:56,902 --> 00:28:58,842 His mother? 637 00:28:58,838 --> 00:29:04,268 You know, we-we... we met on that bus, actually. 638 00:29:04,276 --> 00:29:08,576 My world spun on every axis that day. 639 00:29:11,117 --> 00:29:14,417 I read poetry to her the first time we talked. 640 00:29:14,420 --> 00:29:16,450 Uh, not any of mine. 641 00:29:16,455 --> 00:29:18,215 I was too shy for that. 642 00:29:18,224 --> 00:29:20,694 One of my 643 00:29:20,693 --> 00:29:23,093 favorite poets, and... 644 00:29:25,931 --> 00:29:28,631 She used to love it when I read to her. 645 00:29:30,069 --> 00:29:34,569 So what'd you name the baby? 646 00:29:34,573 --> 00:29:36,913 Kyle. 647 00:29:36,909 --> 00:29:39,879 I was having triplets, and, um, 648 00:29:39,879 --> 00:29:42,809 on a whim, actually, we just decided to name them. 649 00:29:42,815 --> 00:29:45,645 Kevin, Kate and Kyle. 650 00:29:49,421 --> 00:29:54,291 I... I lost one of the babies during delivery, 651 00:29:54,293 --> 00:29:56,633 but your baby showed up 652 00:29:56,629 --> 00:29:58,599 at the hospital the very same morning. 653 00:29:58,597 --> 00:30:00,997 It felt like destiny. 654 00:30:08,574 --> 00:30:11,914 Um... I just... 655 00:30:11,911 --> 00:30:13,981 I appreciate this. I-i, um... 656 00:30:13,979 --> 00:30:16,379 I wanted to know his story. 657 00:30:18,017 --> 00:30:20,677 And that there was good here, so... 658 00:30:20,686 --> 00:30:24,586 I wonder if I could check on him 659 00:30:24,590 --> 00:30:26,920 from time to time. 660 00:30:26,926 --> 00:30:29,986 No. No. 661 00:30:32,264 --> 00:30:34,934 I-i also need to know... 662 00:30:34,934 --> 00:30:37,804 I need to know that you're not gonna come back for him. 663 00:30:37,803 --> 00:30:41,813 I need to know that I can move forward. 664 00:30:41,807 --> 00:30:45,507 Because he will have your blood 665 00:30:45,511 --> 00:30:48,451 and the blanket you wrapped him up in, but that's it. 666 00:30:48,447 --> 00:30:49,947 That's the deal. Otherwise, I... 667 00:30:49,949 --> 00:30:51,649 I understand. 668 00:30:51,650 --> 00:30:54,020 Okay. 669 00:31:04,663 --> 00:31:06,463 I'm not... 670 00:31:06,465 --> 00:31:08,295 (Sighs) 671 00:31:08,300 --> 00:31:10,070 I'm not bonding with the baby. 672 00:31:10,069 --> 00:31:14,139 (Crying): I want to love him like he's my own, 673 00:31:14,139 --> 00:31:18,379 but every time i look at his face... 674 00:31:18,377 --> 00:31:19,907 (Sighs heavily) 675 00:31:19,912 --> 00:31:22,312 (Cries) 676 00:31:23,549 --> 00:31:26,579 Give him his own name. 677 00:31:33,158 --> 00:31:37,158 What was the name of the, uh, poet you used to read to her? 678 00:31:37,162 --> 00:31:39,162 Your favorite poet. 679 00:31:51,176 --> 00:31:54,136 Maybe you'll see fit to give it to him someday. 680 00:32:02,221 --> 00:32:05,021 Thank you. 681 00:32:08,727 --> 00:32:10,427 (Door closes) 682 00:32:21,407 --> 00:32:24,067 Beth: Hey. 683 00:32:24,076 --> 00:32:25,706 Hey. 684 00:32:25,711 --> 00:32:27,211 How'd it go? 685 00:32:27,212 --> 00:32:28,712 It's bad. 686 00:32:28,714 --> 00:32:32,384 Nothing to be done, really. 687 00:32:32,384 --> 00:32:34,154 Some experimental treatments 688 00:32:34,153 --> 00:32:36,923 that'll give him a few more months. 689 00:32:36,922 --> 00:32:39,592 He's upstairs resting. 690 00:32:39,591 --> 00:32:43,261 Peacefully with his arms crossed over his chest, no doubt. 691 00:32:43,262 --> 00:32:44,932 I have no idea how I came from that man. 692 00:32:44,930 --> 00:32:46,800 I'm so sorry, babe. 693 00:32:46,799 --> 00:32:48,769 Yeah, I don't know what I expected. 694 00:32:48,767 --> 00:32:50,597 Yes, I do. 695 00:32:50,602 --> 00:32:54,102 I expected to find a father who wasn't so damn sick. Randall... 696 00:32:54,106 --> 00:32:56,806 I should have looked for him years ago, Beth. 697 00:32:56,809 --> 00:32:59,609 I mean, the girls could have had a grandfather all this time. 698 00:32:59,611 --> 00:33:01,981 Instead, I brought him here so they could what? 699 00:33:01,981 --> 00:33:04,181 Fall in love with a dying man. 700 00:33:04,183 --> 00:33:07,123 So, this is about the girls, then? 701 00:33:07,119 --> 00:33:08,919 Hmm? 702 00:33:08,921 --> 00:33:12,191 You don't want them to fall in love with him? 703 00:33:15,260 --> 00:33:17,460 He's been here a week, baby. 704 00:33:17,463 --> 00:33:19,433 And you don't know any more about him 705 00:33:19,431 --> 00:33:22,071 then you did the first time he walked through that door. 706 00:33:23,836 --> 00:33:26,766 I don't know what you were looking for with all this, 707 00:33:26,772 --> 00:33:31,272 or even if you do, but I do know 708 00:33:31,276 --> 00:33:34,206 you don't have a whole lot of time. 709 00:34:07,579 --> 00:34:10,509 Is she gone? Yeah. 710 00:34:10,516 --> 00:34:11,916 Oh. 711 00:34:11,917 --> 00:34:14,017 God, I hope the Booty call was worth it. 712 00:34:14,019 --> 00:34:15,289 It was. 713 00:34:16,889 --> 00:34:19,559 I just started to get overwhelmed, you know? 714 00:34:19,558 --> 00:34:21,888 Started reading one of those plays you gave me. 715 00:34:21,894 --> 00:34:23,734 You actually read one? 716 00:34:23,729 --> 00:34:25,399 I read them all, actually. 717 00:34:25,397 --> 00:34:27,757 But, uh, this one, though, it's really good, you know? 718 00:34:27,766 --> 00:34:29,396 Like, really good. 719 00:34:29,401 --> 00:34:31,941 And I just started to get a little overwhelmed 720 00:34:31,937 --> 00:34:33,767 'cause I felt like, um, 721 00:34:33,772 --> 00:34:36,112 I felt like maybe it was too good for me. 722 00:34:36,108 --> 00:34:37,408 It's not, Kevin. 723 00:34:37,409 --> 00:34:39,279 It's not-- they would be lucky. 724 00:34:41,013 --> 00:34:42,783 Well... 725 00:34:46,685 --> 00:34:50,615 So my guy turned out to be more insane than Elaine. 726 00:34:50,622 --> 00:34:52,762 Toby? Get this. 727 00:34:52,758 --> 00:34:55,428 So he takes me to a nursing home... 728 00:34:55,427 --> 00:34:57,227 To sing in front of old people. 729 00:34:57,229 --> 00:34:58,759 Mm-hmm. 730 00:34:58,764 --> 00:35:01,104 So I'd be a star but in a comfortable environment, 731 00:35:01,100 --> 00:35:03,030 'cause otherwise i would freak out. 732 00:35:03,035 --> 00:35:04,525 It was the whole works. 733 00:35:04,536 --> 00:35:07,296 He had the red carpet, he had the car, suit. 734 00:35:07,306 --> 00:35:09,406 It was like... Oh, that's good. 735 00:35:09,408 --> 00:35:11,808 Yeah. And then afterwards, 736 00:35:11,810 --> 00:35:14,080 like, I was on a high, like, 737 00:35:14,079 --> 00:35:18,079 I know it sounds stupid, but I, I felt so free. 738 00:35:18,083 --> 00:35:19,753 Then what happened? 739 00:35:19,751 --> 00:35:21,751 Well, you called. 740 00:35:21,753 --> 00:35:24,223 Told him I had to go and he got pouty and mean. 741 00:35:24,223 --> 00:35:25,763 Wait a minute, i called at that very moment 742 00:35:25,757 --> 00:35:26,917 and you actually answered the phone? 743 00:35:26,925 --> 00:35:28,985 Of course I answered. 744 00:35:31,630 --> 00:35:34,430 Anyway, I need to focus on losing weight 745 00:35:34,433 --> 00:35:36,073 and our big move to New York, 746 00:35:36,068 --> 00:35:38,538 and I don't even need to be in a relationship. 747 00:35:41,273 --> 00:35:42,843 You're fired. 748 00:35:44,076 --> 00:35:45,606 What? 749 00:35:45,611 --> 00:35:48,411 Yeah, Kate, you're fired. 750 00:35:48,413 --> 00:35:50,013 Why? 751 00:35:52,017 --> 00:35:55,917 You're the personal assistant to your brother, all right? 752 00:35:55,921 --> 00:35:59,361 A brother who locks himself in his master bedroom closet. 753 00:35:59,358 --> 00:36:01,318 A master bedroom closet 754 00:36:01,326 --> 00:36:03,026 that happens to have a mini-bar in it. 755 00:36:03,028 --> 00:36:07,098 Maybe it's time we go at it alone for a while, you know? 756 00:36:07,099 --> 00:36:09,469 Just for a little while to see what happens. 757 00:36:09,468 --> 00:36:12,368 You know, maybe we need to grow up a bit. 758 00:36:20,445 --> 00:36:24,875 I don't really know who I am if I'm not your sister. 759 00:36:28,020 --> 00:36:30,390 I do. 760 00:36:31,957 --> 00:36:33,987 You're gonna love her. 761 00:36:33,992 --> 00:36:37,292 (Laughs) 762 00:36:40,332 --> 00:36:42,432 I don't like it when you're sweet. 763 00:36:56,582 --> 00:36:58,422 Okay, I'm here. What? 764 00:36:59,985 --> 00:37:01,915 I'm sorry. 765 00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:03,990 Yeah, well, sorry doesn't change the fact... 766 00:37:03,989 --> 00:37:05,919 What you did for me today was the nicest thing 767 00:37:05,924 --> 00:37:08,534 that anyone has ever done for me. Okay, but that still doesn't... 768 00:37:08,527 --> 00:37:10,727 And I'm not moving to New York. 769 00:37:10,729 --> 00:37:12,329 Okay, but that still doesn't change... I got you something. 770 00:37:12,331 --> 00:37:14,531 I accept your apology. 771 00:37:14,533 --> 00:37:17,173 Yeah? Yes. 772 00:37:17,169 --> 00:37:18,399 (Phone rings) 773 00:37:18,403 --> 00:37:19,673 Don't you dare answer that. 774 00:37:19,671 --> 00:37:20,941 I'm not. 775 00:37:20,939 --> 00:37:22,609 Do not. I won't. 776 00:37:22,608 --> 00:37:24,208 Kate: Leave a message for Kate. 777 00:37:24,209 --> 00:37:25,609 Kevin: Oh, Kate, good. You didn't answer. 778 00:37:25,611 --> 00:37:28,281 Hopefully, that means you're having sex. 779 00:37:28,280 --> 00:37:29,950 Anyway, I did it. 780 00:37:29,948 --> 00:37:31,678 I-i booked a red-eye to New York. 781 00:37:31,683 --> 00:37:33,923 I'm just gonna do it, 'cause, you know... 782 00:37:33,919 --> 00:37:35,089 Kate, if we keep talking about it, 783 00:37:35,087 --> 00:37:36,217 we'll talk ourselves out of it. 784 00:37:36,221 --> 00:37:37,451 I'll never go. 785 00:37:37,456 --> 00:37:39,056 You'll never stay, so... 786 00:37:39,057 --> 00:37:41,187 And I'm not gonna say good-bye 787 00:37:41,193 --> 00:37:43,663 or anything sappy like that. 788 00:37:46,265 --> 00:37:47,955 You know how I feel. 789 00:37:49,368 --> 00:37:51,768 Okay. 790 00:38:00,746 --> 00:38:04,406 (Babies cooing) 791 00:38:04,416 --> 00:38:07,816 You know, I didn't know where you were the last four hours. 792 00:38:09,321 --> 00:38:11,051 I know. 793 00:38:11,056 --> 00:38:13,616 I'm sorry. 794 00:38:13,625 --> 00:38:15,585 I thought you ran off to Mexico 795 00:38:15,594 --> 00:38:18,164 and abandoned the kids. 796 00:38:19,931 --> 00:38:23,431 I would never run off to Mexico 797 00:38:23,435 --> 00:38:26,265 and abandon the kids without you. 798 00:38:26,271 --> 00:38:29,311 Promise? 799 00:38:29,308 --> 00:38:32,508 I promise. 800 00:38:37,082 --> 00:38:41,752 I can't stop thinking about the one we lost, Jack. 801 00:38:41,753 --> 00:38:44,493 I can't. I know... 802 00:38:46,091 --> 00:38:48,931 I know we have these new babies, and I should be happy, 803 00:38:48,927 --> 00:38:52,527 but I just can't stop thinking about him. 804 00:38:59,004 --> 00:39:01,444 Me, too. 805 00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:03,640 Yeah? Yeah. 806 00:39:03,642 --> 00:39:06,442 That's all I think about. 807 00:39:06,445 --> 00:39:08,005 I feel... (Sighs) 808 00:39:08,013 --> 00:39:10,453 I feel guilty when I think about him, 809 00:39:10,449 --> 00:39:13,319 and then, you know, i-i feel guilty 810 00:39:13,318 --> 00:39:15,648 when I stop thinking about him. 811 00:39:15,654 --> 00:39:18,694 Me, too. 812 00:39:20,125 --> 00:39:22,055 I thought it was just me. 813 00:39:22,060 --> 00:39:24,390 No. It's me, too. 814 00:39:29,568 --> 00:39:32,568 (Sniffles) I love you. 815 00:39:32,571 --> 00:39:35,571 I love you, too. 816 00:39:37,876 --> 00:39:40,906 ♪ Catch a boat to england, baby ♪ 817 00:39:40,912 --> 00:39:42,752 ♪ and maybe to Spain ♪ 818 00:39:42,748 --> 00:39:44,978 I think we need to give him a new name. 819 00:39:44,983 --> 00:39:46,383 ♪ Wherever I have gone ♪ 820 00:39:46,385 --> 00:39:47,845 I think it's important. 821 00:39:47,853 --> 00:39:49,993 ♪ Wherever I've been and gone ♪ 822 00:39:49,988 --> 00:39:51,988 where'd you get that idea? 823 00:39:51,990 --> 00:39:54,090 I just thought of it. 824 00:39:54,092 --> 00:39:57,892 ♪ The blues are all the same ♪ 825 00:39:57,896 --> 00:39:59,896 ♪ ♪ 826 00:40:02,601 --> 00:40:05,701 ♪ send out for whiskey, baby ♪ 827 00:40:05,704 --> 00:40:08,414 ♪ send out for gin ♪ 828 00:40:08,407 --> 00:40:11,537 ♪ me and room service, honey ♪ 829 00:40:11,543 --> 00:40:14,913 ♪ me and room service, babe ♪ 830 00:40:14,913 --> 00:40:16,853 ♪ me and room service, well ♪ (Knocking on door) 831 00:40:16,848 --> 00:40:19,978 ♪ We're living a life of sin ♪ come in. 832 00:40:27,225 --> 00:40:29,755 I'm sorry today didn't go as we hoped. 833 00:40:29,761 --> 00:40:31,901 I'm not done yet, though. 834 00:40:31,897 --> 00:40:34,557 There's more than one big-shot oncologist in New York. 835 00:40:34,566 --> 00:40:35,926 Okay. 836 00:40:35,934 --> 00:40:37,434 ♪ When I'm not sleeping, honey ♪ 837 00:40:37,436 --> 00:40:39,866 ♪ when I ain't sleeping, mama ♪ 838 00:40:39,871 --> 00:40:43,871 I'd like to tell the girls who you are. 839 00:40:43,875 --> 00:40:46,735 I was thinking maybe first thing tomorrow. 840 00:40:46,745 --> 00:40:48,975 They'll have a lot of questions. 841 00:40:48,980 --> 00:40:51,310 Whatever they want to know. 842 00:40:52,584 --> 00:40:54,384 Okay. 843 00:40:56,054 --> 00:40:59,064 ♪ Try another city, baby ♪ 844 00:40:59,057 --> 00:41:02,227 ♪ another town ♪ 845 00:41:02,227 --> 00:41:05,057 ♪ wherever I have gone ♪ 846 00:41:05,063 --> 00:41:07,603 ♪ wherever I've been and gone ♪ 847 00:41:07,599 --> 00:41:09,899 how'd you meet my mother? 848 00:41:09,901 --> 00:41:11,101 (Chuckles) 849 00:41:11,102 --> 00:41:15,672 ♪ The blues come followin' down ♪ 850 00:41:17,476 --> 00:41:20,776 on a bus, of all places. 851 00:41:20,779 --> 00:41:24,009 My God, she looked beautiful. 852 00:41:24,015 --> 00:41:26,915 And let me tell you... ♪ maybe tomorrow, honey ♪ 853 00:41:26,918 --> 00:41:29,018 ♪ someplace down the line ♪ 854 00:41:29,020 --> 00:41:31,620 ♪ I'll wake up older ♪ 855 00:41:31,623 --> 00:41:35,163 ♪ so much older, mama ♪ 856 00:41:35,160 --> 00:41:37,290 ♪ I'll wake up older ♪ 857 00:41:37,295 --> 00:41:39,595 (gasps) ♪ and I'll just stop all my trying ♪ 858 00:41:39,598 --> 00:41:42,168 you okay? 859 00:41:42,167 --> 00:41:44,967 Yeah, he's okay. 860 00:41:44,970 --> 00:41:47,900 I'm okay. 861 00:41:50,675 --> 00:41:53,635 ♪ Catch a boat to england, baby ♪ 862 00:41:53,645 --> 00:41:55,105 ♪ maybe to Spain ♪ 863 00:41:55,113 --> 00:41:57,113 hey, sweet boy. 864 00:41:57,115 --> 00:41:59,945 ♪ Wherever I have gone ♪ 865 00:41:59,951 --> 00:42:03,451 ♪ wherever I've been and gone ♪ 866 00:42:03,455 --> 00:42:06,715 ♪ wherever I have gone ♪ 867 00:42:06,725 --> 00:42:08,785 ♪ the blues are all the same ♪ 868 00:42:08,793 --> 00:42:10,563 you want to try? 869 00:42:10,562 --> 00:42:12,432 (Baby cooing) 870 00:42:16,568 --> 00:42:20,038 (Baby gurgling) 871 00:42:24,309 --> 00:42:27,809 Hi, Randall... hi.