1 00:02:05,024 --> 00:02:06,855 Angela. 2 00:02:15,168 --> 00:02:17,033 Angela? 3 00:03:32,445 --> 00:03:34,310 Long distance. - Operator. 4 00:03:35,415 --> 00:03:39,613 Get me Plaza 36098, in New York City. 5 00:03:48,728 --> 00:03:49,752 Hello. 6 00:03:50,496 --> 00:03:54,296 Dancer? Why didn't you radio it through your channel? 7 00:03:54,467 --> 00:03:56,697 Channel D inoperative. 8 00:03:56,869 --> 00:03:58,461 All right. 9 00:03:59,272 --> 00:04:01,502 Proceed to a direct report. 10 00:04:02,875 --> 00:04:05,605 "D-7. 11 00:04:06,679 --> 00:04:10,513 The bird is on the wing." 12 00:04:15,888 --> 00:04:17,321 Hello? 13 00:04:17,790 --> 00:04:19,018 He...? 14 00:04:36,876 --> 00:04:40,073 Dancer, is that you? 15 00:04:42,915 --> 00:04:44,007 Darling. 16 00:04:48,955 --> 00:04:50,980 - What happened? - Sorry, Angela. 17 00:04:51,157 --> 00:04:54,684 I thought I'd lost them, but they found me. 18 00:04:55,194 --> 00:04:58,391 - Never mind. I'll call the doctor... - There's no way. 19 00:04:58,564 --> 00:04:59,929 The phone is out. 20 00:05:00,099 --> 00:05:02,590 They're outside right now. 21 00:05:04,003 --> 00:05:07,404 It's pitch black outside there. Maybe you can slip across the roof. 22 00:05:07,573 --> 00:05:09,302 Come, I'll show you. 23 00:05:10,877 --> 00:05:12,367 Careful. 24 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:16,578 Steady. They'll kill us, you know. 25 00:05:17,317 --> 00:05:20,150 I had to. There's no place else to go. 26 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:22,845 - I didn't want to involve you, but... - Shh. 27 00:05:23,022 --> 00:05:25,047 Let me take a look. 28 00:05:27,260 --> 00:05:30,696 I can't see anything. It's too black. But they can't see us either. 29 00:05:30,863 --> 00:05:32,728 I'm gonna get a coat. We're leaving. 30 00:05:32,899 --> 00:05:34,423 No. No, you stay right here. 31 00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:36,568 - Oh, please, let's not argue about it. - No. 32 00:05:36,736 --> 00:05:41,400 You can't drive in this condition. I have to take you to a doctor. Please. 33 00:05:45,011 --> 00:05:47,104 I'll go first. 34 00:06:22,615 --> 00:06:24,845 Had he made any contact? 35 00:06:25,017 --> 00:06:26,712 He started a message to his chief... 36 00:06:26,886 --> 00:06:29,753 ...before I had the chance to break the connection. 37 00:06:30,857 --> 00:06:34,384 That could mean a change in plans regarding the boy. 38 00:06:35,995 --> 00:06:40,125 If U.N.C.L.E. Should decide to follow up on their man Dancer... 39 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:43,462 ...his car should make excellent bait. 40 00:06:44,637 --> 00:06:46,195 Too bad. 41 00:06:51,944 --> 00:06:53,502 So. 42 00:06:57,350 --> 00:06:59,409 "The bird is on the wing." 43 00:06:59,585 --> 00:07:01,917 That's from the Rubaiyat of Omar Khayyam, isn't it? 44 00:07:02,088 --> 00:07:05,114 In this instance, I suspect it's also from the epitaph... 45 00:07:05,291 --> 00:07:07,623 ...of an U.N.C.L. E agent. 46 00:07:08,761 --> 00:07:13,061 Get me a fix, please, on Mr. Dancer's last point of transmission. 47 00:07:14,167 --> 00:07:15,964 Well, gentlemen... 48 00:07:16,602 --> 00:07:19,332 ...how are your deductive powers this evening? Hmm? 49 00:07:21,441 --> 00:07:22,430 Mr. Kuryakin? 50 00:07:24,744 --> 00:07:27,372 Well, the quote from the Rubaiyat... 51 00:07:27,547 --> 00:07:30,675 ...the eastern connotation would suggest the boy, Miki. 52 00:07:31,083 --> 00:07:32,072 The boy, who? 53 00:07:32,819 --> 00:07:34,286 Dancer's assignment. 54 00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:38,788 Miki, the boy lama of Shanti. He's been in this country for dental surgery. 55 00:07:38,958 --> 00:07:41,324 Shanti? In the Himalayas? 56 00:07:41,494 --> 00:07:43,621 Well, there's an explosive little neighborhood. 57 00:07:43,996 --> 00:07:46,021 Not so much anymore. 58 00:07:46,199 --> 00:07:49,464 The people have always been divided politically, it's true... 59 00:07:49,635 --> 00:07:54,572 ...but somehow this boy has unified them religiously. 60 00:07:54,740 --> 00:07:58,301 They believe him to be the reincarnation of their ancient supreme lama. 61 00:07:58,778 --> 00:08:02,612 Really? Well, as long as it keeps them off the streets. Heh. 62 00:08:05,084 --> 00:08:06,108 I suppose. 63 00:08:06,285 --> 00:08:09,948 We've appointed Dancer as the boy's guardian while he's in this country. 64 00:08:10,122 --> 00:08:12,590 I see, but "the bird is on the wing"? 65 00:08:13,159 --> 00:08:15,753 I'm sure Mr. Waverly will correct me if I'm wrong... 66 00:08:15,928 --> 00:08:20,888 ...but I'll wager the bird in this case is a Thrush. 67 00:08:21,067 --> 00:08:25,902 Tear Shanti apart with civil war and then slither in to pick up the pieces. 68 00:08:26,405 --> 00:08:31,934 And sell, then, to the highest bidder, I know. Good old, merry old Thrush. 69 00:08:32,111 --> 00:08:34,204 Time is short, gentlemen. 70 00:08:34,614 --> 00:08:37,606 The boy, Miki, is scheduled to return to Shanti tomorrow morning. 71 00:08:38,050 --> 00:08:41,417 Obviously, Thrush is moving in to prevent that. 72 00:08:41,821 --> 00:08:45,018 And if they're successful, that boy's life is in mortal danger. 73 00:08:45,258 --> 00:08:47,852 But, sir, we know they've already gotten to Dancer. 74 00:08:48,227 --> 00:08:53,255 Dancer perhaps, but not the boy. Not yet. 75 00:08:53,633 --> 00:08:56,466 D-7, Mr. Kittridge, is one of 10 U.N.C.L.E. Drop points... 76 00:08:57,303 --> 00:08:59,828 ...or hideaways, if you will, here in New York. 77 00:09:00,206 --> 00:09:02,697 So Dancer hid the boy at D-7... 78 00:09:02,875 --> 00:09:05,207 ...at the B and U Photo Studio on the east side. 79 00:09:05,378 --> 00:09:06,470 Well, I hope so. 80 00:09:06,646 --> 00:09:08,876 And not just the boy. 81 00:09:09,048 --> 00:09:12,211 The boy's traveling with a Shantian guardian... 82 00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:14,580 ...a potentate named Kaza. 83 00:09:14,754 --> 00:09:18,155 A potentate? Sounds like the Arabian Nights for goodness' sake. 84 00:09:18,324 --> 00:09:24,263 As I was saying, there's the boy, Miki, his guardian, Kaza... 85 00:09:24,497 --> 00:09:26,362 ...and probably the American nurse... 86 00:09:26,532 --> 00:09:28,966 ...who's been giving the boy postoperative care. 87 00:09:29,135 --> 00:09:34,368 So we go to D-7 and we bring those people back here to safety. 88 00:09:34,540 --> 00:09:38,169 Yes, that would be appreciated, Mr. Kuryakin. 89 00:09:38,678 --> 00:09:43,411 Oh, by the way, anyone here seen Mr. Solo? 90 00:09:49,288 --> 00:09:51,984 What's that, your timer? 91 00:09:52,558 --> 00:09:55,186 My conscience. 92 00:09:55,761 --> 00:09:57,786 You hair is mussed. 93 00:10:03,169 --> 00:10:04,193 Channel is open. 94 00:10:04,370 --> 00:10:06,429 Subject is rubaiyat affair. 95 00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:09,769 The bird is on the wing and Agent Dancer unaccounted for... 96 00:10:09,942 --> 00:10:11,876 ...since last interrupted transmission. 97 00:10:12,311 --> 00:10:14,245 Was there a fix on his transmission? 98 00:10:14,880 --> 00:10:17,542 Somewhere in the Easthampton area. Long Island. 99 00:10:17,717 --> 00:10:21,118 Mr. Waverly thinks he may have been taken by Thrush, alive. 100 00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:23,915 If so, U.N.C.L.E. Security is jeopardized. 101 00:10:25,391 --> 00:10:28,224 Yeah, I understand. Orders? 102 00:10:28,694 --> 00:10:30,286 Proceed Easthampton area. 103 00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:32,829 Track down Dancer and confirm his status. 104 00:10:32,999 --> 00:10:36,958 Get him back if you can. He mustn't talk. 105 00:10:37,670 --> 00:10:38,898 What you doing? 106 00:10:39,071 --> 00:10:41,266 Oh, I was... 107 00:10:42,875 --> 00:10:44,934 ...having my dinner. 108 00:10:45,144 --> 00:10:46,133 I'm on my way. 109 00:11:21,414 --> 00:11:23,848 Mr. Kuryakin, Mr. Kittridge... 110 00:11:24,016 --> 00:11:27,713 ...may I introduce my wonderful nurse, Miss Kelly Brown. 111 00:11:28,287 --> 00:11:32,189 And Kaza, potentate of Shanti and my guardian. 112 00:11:33,159 --> 00:11:34,956 We are all grateful to you, gentlemen. 113 00:11:35,127 --> 00:11:37,823 We're very grateful, my little friend, to find you safe. 114 00:11:37,997 --> 00:11:39,965 Now, if you'll follow Mr. Kittridge and me. 115 00:11:40,132 --> 00:11:42,965 - Now, stay close to me, young man. - A moment, sir, please. 116 00:11:43,335 --> 00:11:45,997 We were in the hands of a Mr. Dancer... 117 00:11:46,172 --> 00:11:50,871 ...who, very bravely, used himself to decoy our pursuers in another direction. 118 00:11:51,377 --> 00:11:53,811 But forgive me, gentlemen... 119 00:11:53,979 --> 00:11:56,243 ...can we be sure that you are who you seem? 120 00:12:03,856 --> 00:12:05,915 I'm sure, Kaza. 121 00:12:07,059 --> 00:12:08,993 And I will stay close, Miss Brown. 122 00:12:09,161 --> 00:12:11,629 Good. Well, we have a car waiting in the alley. 123 00:12:11,797 --> 00:12:14,664 And no unnecessary noise, please. 124 00:12:49,201 --> 00:12:51,135 Go ahead! Go on! 125 00:13:07,319 --> 00:13:10,846 No unnecessary noise, Mr. Kuryakin? 126 00:13:27,773 --> 00:13:30,571 Ah. Just caught the fleshy part. 127 00:13:30,743 --> 00:13:32,506 Best kind. 128 00:13:38,984 --> 00:13:40,815 Kittridge here. 129 00:13:41,620 --> 00:13:44,088 Rubaiyat affair appears secure. 130 00:13:44,256 --> 00:13:46,884 Kuryakin should be safely at your point in 15 minutes... 131 00:13:47,059 --> 00:13:52,793 ...with boy, girl, and ventilated station wagon. 132 00:13:52,965 --> 00:13:58,369 Send an ambulance to D-7. I have an incapacitated potentate. 133 00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:01,136 It's almost time for your pill. 134 00:14:01,307 --> 00:14:05,038 To release one's emotions is quite therapeutic, Miss Brown. 135 00:14:05,211 --> 00:14:09,113 Therapeutic? Just how old are you, my little friend? 136 00:14:09,281 --> 00:14:13,445 I am 10, sir, in my present reincarnation. 137 00:14:19,391 --> 00:14:21,291 There's something wrong. 138 00:14:25,464 --> 00:14:28,627 That truck behind us. Somehow, they're controlling our car. 139 00:14:30,603 --> 00:14:34,039 Ignition. Breaks. Nothing. 140 00:15:12,311 --> 00:15:13,972 This is Solo. 141 00:15:14,146 --> 00:15:16,774 I've located Dancer's car. 142 00:15:16,949 --> 00:15:21,079 Now, there are traces of blood in the inside and not a trace of anything outside. 143 00:15:21,253 --> 00:15:23,949 Obviously, it was ditched here after the main event. 144 00:15:24,123 --> 00:15:25,249 And Dancer? 145 00:15:25,424 --> 00:15:27,915 Well, I don't know yet. 146 00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:34,089 Whatever shape he's in, he's not in it around here. 147 00:15:34,533 --> 00:15:37,900 - I'll continue on the road as far as I... Negative. 148 00:15:38,070 --> 00:15:40,538 We have an emergency-four situation on rubaiyat. 149 00:15:40,706 --> 00:15:42,901 Illya didn't bring home the bacon on schedule... 150 00:15:43,075 --> 00:15:45,066 ...and the monitor can't trace his vehicle. 151 00:15:45,244 --> 00:15:46,939 You're to return immediately. 152 00:15:47,112 --> 00:15:49,080 All right, I'm on my way. 153 00:16:40,499 --> 00:16:45,562 My name is Napoleon Solo. I hope you don't mind filters. 154 00:16:46,271 --> 00:16:49,399 - How do you do? - How do you do? 155 00:16:53,912 --> 00:16:56,278 Light me, please. 156 00:17:03,188 --> 00:17:04,485 What are you smiling at? 157 00:17:05,224 --> 00:17:06,213 You. 158 00:17:08,460 --> 00:17:11,827 Don't shoot me. It would take all the fun out of the evening. 159 00:17:14,933 --> 00:17:17,094 If I wanted to kill you, I would have done it. 160 00:17:17,803 --> 00:17:20,772 Hmm. We were driving then, you would've gotten hurt. 161 00:17:20,939 --> 00:17:22,236 Now we're standing still. 162 00:17:22,408 --> 00:17:23,773 Oh. 163 00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:37,280 Now, where would I be carrying a weapon? 164 00:17:37,656 --> 00:17:38,918 It could be done. 165 00:17:39,825 --> 00:17:41,884 If you have any doubts, you better search me. 166 00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:06,180 Well, am I hiding anything? 167 00:18:06,351 --> 00:18:11,084 No, I can't honestly say that you are. Which brings me to the question: 168 00:18:11,256 --> 00:18:15,659 What is a nice girl like you doing in a place like that? 169 00:18:23,035 --> 00:18:25,003 Dancer wants to see you. 170 00:18:26,271 --> 00:18:29,468 - Oh? - I know. You thought he was dead. 171 00:18:29,641 --> 00:18:32,166 He has been wounded and he needs your help to get away. 172 00:18:33,178 --> 00:18:34,475 How did he know I was here? 173 00:18:34,847 --> 00:18:37,111 The receiver on his pocket radio is still working. 174 00:18:37,282 --> 00:18:38,977 He can hear, but he can't send. 175 00:18:39,485 --> 00:18:41,350 He has been listening to all your calls. 176 00:18:42,020 --> 00:18:43,009 Where is he? 177 00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:47,987 On the move. He hasn't dared to stop. But he'll meet us at my place. 178 00:18:51,263 --> 00:18:54,926 I know what you're thinking. That I could be one of them. 179 00:18:56,635 --> 00:18:59,627 But I tell you, he needs you. Desperately. 180 00:19:02,074 --> 00:19:03,939 You can believe me or not. 181 00:19:06,044 --> 00:19:07,375 Well... 182 00:19:07,546 --> 00:19:10,379 ...I'll have to find out, won't I? 183 00:19:24,363 --> 00:19:27,821 Oh. What am I doing here, anyway? 184 00:19:29,468 --> 00:19:35,839 I wish I was in a cocktail dress somewhere with my boyfriend. 185 00:19:37,576 --> 00:19:42,172 Who I don't think is my boyfriend anymore because of this darn uniform. 186 00:19:43,849 --> 00:19:49,754 He said he wanted me warm and dancing and feminine. 187 00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:54,159 Not antiseptically clean. 188 00:19:56,228 --> 00:19:59,686 They did not instruct me of such things at the lamasery. 189 00:20:00,098 --> 00:20:03,693 For men, there is no instruction in these things. 190 00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:15,946 Well, wherever we were going, I think we're there. 191 00:21:06,298 --> 00:21:08,391 Store this furniture in the basement. 192 00:21:08,567 --> 00:21:12,059 We should have all the loose ends wrapped up... 193 00:21:12,571 --> 00:21:14,505 ...in about one U.N.C.L.E. Agent from now. 194 00:21:25,150 --> 00:21:26,412 Oh. 195 00:21:26,585 --> 00:21:28,052 You move beautifully. 196 00:21:28,220 --> 00:21:31,087 If this were a trap, you would certainly be able to kill me... 197 00:21:31,256 --> 00:21:32,348 ...before you went down. 198 00:21:32,524 --> 00:21:34,355 No question about it. 199 00:21:41,500 --> 00:21:44,867 - You live all the way out here all alone? - On and off. 200 00:21:59,951 --> 00:22:00,940 May I? 201 00:22:08,593 --> 00:22:10,561 That was terribly rude. 202 00:22:10,729 --> 00:22:13,698 Sorry. Where is Dancer? 203 00:22:13,865 --> 00:22:17,528 Oh, he said that we are to meet him here at midnight. 204 00:22:17,703 --> 00:22:19,694 We are much too early. 205 00:22:27,279 --> 00:22:28,541 May I come along? 206 00:22:28,714 --> 00:22:33,742 I tell you, sitting alone in the gloom makes me a little nervous. 207 00:22:33,919 --> 00:22:36,285 I would have never thought it. 208 00:22:48,567 --> 00:22:50,159 It's that way. 209 00:22:50,335 --> 00:22:51,927 After you. 210 00:22:55,841 --> 00:22:59,038 You know, I've often felt that I was born several centuries too late. 211 00:22:59,211 --> 00:23:01,304 I've always admired those cavaliers... 212 00:23:01,480 --> 00:23:04,711 ...who used to go slashing their way down the corridors. 213 00:23:11,256 --> 00:23:14,453 Are you always this suspicious or is it me? 214 00:23:14,626 --> 00:23:17,527 Well, I have a nervous grandmother back home in Topeka, Kansas. 215 00:23:17,696 --> 00:23:19,687 I'm afraid I've inherited some of her genes. 216 00:23:19,865 --> 00:23:23,323 - Oh, are you from Kansas? - Of course. Isn't everybody? 217 00:23:26,037 --> 00:23:27,664 Who goes in first this time? 218 00:23:27,839 --> 00:23:30,000 Who do you want to go in first? 219 00:23:31,710 --> 00:23:34,201 - You. - Of course. 220 00:23:37,883 --> 00:23:40,613 I tell you, old Granny, she was really unbelievable. 221 00:23:40,786 --> 00:23:43,448 She used to make everybody so uncomfortable. 222 00:23:43,622 --> 00:23:47,114 She was always stalking around and peering into corners. 223 00:23:49,961 --> 00:23:54,694 Locking doors, make sure that no one would steal in behind her. 224 00:23:54,866 --> 00:23:58,461 And would you believe it? Every night, before Granny went to sleep... 225 00:23:58,637 --> 00:24:02,004 ...she used to slash away underneath the bed with a poker... 226 00:24:02,741 --> 00:24:04,732 ...looking for prowlers. 227 00:24:05,110 --> 00:24:08,238 Was she ever lucky enough to find one? 228 00:24:08,413 --> 00:24:12,873 No. No, that was Granny's constant frustration. 229 00:24:13,285 --> 00:24:15,480 But she never quit looking. 230 00:24:33,205 --> 00:24:36,470 And I imagine that every time she entered the room... 231 00:24:36,641 --> 00:24:40,441 ...she would look through the closet just to make sure nobody was hiding there. 232 00:24:40,846 --> 00:24:44,077 Of course not. Why would she do a crazy thing like that? 233 00:24:45,484 --> 00:24:48,920 This is quite a wardrobe you have here. 234 00:24:49,087 --> 00:24:52,853 I want you to feel free to change into something comfortable... 235 00:24:53,024 --> 00:24:55,117 ...while we wait for Dancer. 236 00:24:55,861 --> 00:24:59,490 I shall retreat to the other room discreetly. 237 00:24:59,664 --> 00:25:02,792 Now, what would you like me to change into? 238 00:25:03,034 --> 00:25:06,197 Anything but a boy. 239 00:25:10,976 --> 00:25:13,467 How long is this nonsense going on? 240 00:25:13,645 --> 00:25:17,513 Only until my superior in this operation communicates his desires. 241 00:25:18,450 --> 00:25:22,079 U.N.C.L.E.'s meddling in this affair may well force us to be less subtle... 242 00:25:22,254 --> 00:25:23,983 ...than was originally planned. 243 00:25:25,257 --> 00:25:26,315 I'm sorry. 244 00:25:29,861 --> 00:25:32,022 This boy is in pain. 245 00:25:32,197 --> 00:25:34,222 Can he have some aspirin, please? 246 00:25:34,599 --> 00:25:36,362 Not right now, young lady. 247 00:25:36,701 --> 00:25:41,434 Not right now? Well, when? He just had surgery. 248 00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:46,609 Look, all I want is some aspirin for goodness' sakes, not a hacksaw. 249 00:25:46,778 --> 00:25:48,370 Is it bad? 250 00:25:50,081 --> 00:25:52,811 You'd better act civilized. 251 00:25:55,186 --> 00:25:58,417 No. But it seems to me Miss Brown... 252 00:25:58,590 --> 00:26:00,751 ...needs something to occupy her mind. 253 00:26:01,860 --> 00:26:03,691 Some aspirin. 254 00:26:04,963 --> 00:26:06,954 Are you sure you've never been married? 255 00:26:44,202 --> 00:26:47,035 Some good work here. Yours? 256 00:26:47,205 --> 00:26:49,833 I manage to make a living at it. 257 00:26:50,275 --> 00:26:53,403 Someday, I will have to make a study of you. 258 00:26:53,845 --> 00:26:56,109 Color me sleepy. 259 00:27:02,887 --> 00:27:05,014 Dancer is taking his time getting here. 260 00:27:05,357 --> 00:27:07,848 Yes, and isn't that lovely of him? 261 00:27:32,951 --> 00:27:35,283 Perhaps he's having trouble finding the place. 262 00:27:35,987 --> 00:27:38,012 Oh, I doubt it. Why should he? 263 00:27:38,189 --> 00:27:42,216 Well, when we were driving, you said Dancer had never been here before. 264 00:27:46,398 --> 00:27:51,028 I gave him very specific directions. He'll have no trouble. 265 00:28:02,514 --> 00:28:04,004 - No trouble? - No. 266 00:28:04,182 --> 00:28:08,209 I don't miss him right now, do you? 267 00:28:08,386 --> 00:28:11,844 Well, I tell you, I don't have many virtues... 268 00:28:12,023 --> 00:28:13,957 ...but patience doesn't rank at all. 269 00:28:14,125 --> 00:28:16,355 I don't like to be kept waiting. 270 00:28:17,395 --> 00:28:19,761 You sound so cold now. 271 00:28:19,931 --> 00:28:23,492 Well, as you said when I came in the house, I'm a rude man. 272 00:28:33,645 --> 00:28:37,103 You don't have to wait any longer. There is Dancer. 273 00:28:47,892 --> 00:28:49,587 Why doesn't he come in? 274 00:28:49,761 --> 00:28:52,093 Because he doesn't know for sure that you are here. 275 00:28:57,802 --> 00:28:59,326 Call to him. 276 00:29:13,384 --> 00:29:14,851 You call to him. 277 00:29:16,454 --> 00:29:17,785 But he wants you. I told you. 278 00:29:17,956 --> 00:29:20,516 He will not come in unless he knows that you are here. 279 00:29:20,692 --> 00:29:24,025 Well, you tell him I'm here. 280 00:29:24,195 --> 00:29:27,790 No. I told you, he will not come unless you call him. 281 00:30:14,813 --> 00:30:16,747 Angela, open the door. 282 00:30:17,949 --> 00:30:18,938 Anything wrong? 283 00:31:50,074 --> 00:31:51,905 Last interrupted transmission. 284 00:31:57,048 --> 00:31:59,414 Alive. Canvass area. 285 00:32:03,421 --> 00:32:05,514 Can't confirm his status. 286 00:32:16,668 --> 00:32:18,795 Very well, keep me apprised. 287 00:32:18,970 --> 00:32:20,904 No word on Illya? 288 00:32:21,306 --> 00:32:25,072 No, nor on the two young people with him. 289 00:32:25,476 --> 00:32:28,309 At least we know the boy's guardian, Kaza, is safe. 290 00:32:28,479 --> 00:32:31,346 Mr. Kittridge, here, deposited him in a hospital. 291 00:32:31,516 --> 00:32:32,778 Under guard, of course. 292 00:32:33,184 --> 00:32:34,481 His wound serious? 293 00:32:34,652 --> 00:32:40,147 No. Best kind. Fleshy part of the shoulder. He'll be out in the morning, I expect. 294 00:32:40,491 --> 00:32:43,949 We picked up the man and the woman you left wounded at that house. 295 00:32:44,128 --> 00:32:47,393 They're both unconscious. Can't tell us anything. 296 00:32:47,765 --> 00:32:49,892 So, gentlemen, the puzzle remains. 297 00:32:50,368 --> 00:32:53,667 How is it that Thrush was waiting for you at D-7? 298 00:32:54,372 --> 00:32:57,830 Devil only knows, but they certainly were waiting, weren't they? 299 00:32:58,276 --> 00:33:00,210 Well, from what you've told me... 300 00:33:00,378 --> 00:33:04,974 ...only three people outside of ourselves knew the location of D-7... 301 00:33:05,149 --> 00:33:06,582 ...and that the boy was there. 302 00:33:06,751 --> 00:33:09,948 Three? Wait a minute, of course. The three subjects. 303 00:33:10,121 --> 00:33:12,180 The boy, Miki, the little nurse... 304 00:33:12,357 --> 00:33:16,885 Oh, no, not that sweet young thing. And Kaza. 305 00:33:17,061 --> 00:33:18,688 I suppose it could be Kaza. 306 00:33:18,863 --> 00:33:22,629 Well, we've got him as a captive audience. What have we got to lose? 307 00:33:31,876 --> 00:33:36,336 Thrush? I don't know what the word portends, I'm afraid. 308 00:33:36,514 --> 00:33:38,778 But I do not appreciate your tone, Mr. Solo. 309 00:33:38,950 --> 00:33:41,646 And we, Kaza, do not appreciate what Thrush portends. 310 00:33:41,819 --> 00:33:44,617 An underground army of criminal minds dominating the world... 311 00:33:44,789 --> 00:33:47,053 ...is a somewhat less-than-attractive prospect. 312 00:33:47,225 --> 00:33:50,490 I'm a minister of the Shantian cabinet. The boy's appointed guardian. 313 00:33:50,661 --> 00:33:54,153 And therefore a dangerously effective Thrush weapon. 314 00:33:54,432 --> 00:33:56,366 Until now, of course. 315 00:33:56,534 --> 00:33:58,968 You are offensive, sir. 316 00:33:59,137 --> 00:34:01,537 I think you'd better check with your people on that. 317 00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:06,443 Angie just said I was definitely not offensive. 318 00:34:08,479 --> 00:34:11,141 - Angela? - A great waste of time, Kaza. 319 00:34:11,516 --> 00:34:13,245 Your associate, the Angela person... 320 00:34:13,418 --> 00:34:14,749 ...was quite vocal about you. 321 00:34:15,119 --> 00:34:16,381 We've got her, of course. 322 00:34:16,921 --> 00:34:18,821 You're absurd. 323 00:34:19,323 --> 00:34:21,382 You lose the boy lama... 324 00:34:21,559 --> 00:34:25,051 ...and you strike at me to rationalize your own ineptitude. 325 00:34:25,830 --> 00:34:27,092 Angela indeed. 326 00:34:28,699 --> 00:34:30,599 Angela indeed. 327 00:34:30,768 --> 00:34:35,205 And a 10-year-old boy, and his nurse, and a very good friend of mine. 328 00:34:35,907 --> 00:34:36,896 You're mad. 329 00:34:37,075 --> 00:34:39,873 Better than that, I'm furious. 330 00:34:40,278 --> 00:34:43,213 Now, let's get down to cases, shall we? 331 00:34:50,188 --> 00:34:53,055 That was quite good. Thank you. 332 00:34:54,125 --> 00:34:56,719 Yes, that was good. Thank you. 333 00:34:58,729 --> 00:35:00,890 Okay, funny man, where is the spoon? 334 00:35:01,065 --> 00:35:02,396 Hmm? 335 00:35:07,939 --> 00:35:10,066 You're gonna dig your way out with a spoon. 336 00:35:10,241 --> 00:35:12,801 That's very clever. 337 00:35:22,487 --> 00:35:26,048 That was very good too. And no one is really hurt. 338 00:35:26,224 --> 00:35:27,657 Thank you. 339 00:35:37,001 --> 00:35:39,026 Oh, my purse. 340 00:35:50,148 --> 00:35:51,581 Hold it. 341 00:35:52,283 --> 00:35:54,183 Come. Slowly. 342 00:35:55,520 --> 00:35:57,317 Keep low and use the trees for cover. 343 00:35:57,488 --> 00:35:58,750 - But you and Miss... - Go. 344 00:35:58,923 --> 00:36:01,255 Just run and get away from here. 345 00:36:03,761 --> 00:36:07,754 All right, you two, the upstairs is guarded. Come on down. 346 00:36:15,907 --> 00:36:20,105 You've got five seconds, my friends. Bring the boy down. 347 00:36:28,753 --> 00:36:30,220 Give me the gun. 348 00:36:31,155 --> 00:36:32,816 On the floor. 349 00:36:41,265 --> 00:36:43,028 Call the boy. 350 00:36:43,467 --> 00:36:44,456 Boy! 351 00:36:47,805 --> 00:36:50,535 Boy, come on down or I'll kill your friends. 352 00:37:16,634 --> 00:37:18,534 You are my friends. 353 00:37:18,703 --> 00:37:20,170 All right. Back inside. Move. 354 00:37:20,338 --> 00:37:26,573 Friends? You have no friends. You are responsible for an entire country. 355 00:37:40,691 --> 00:37:42,056 Aah. 356 00:37:45,062 --> 00:37:47,724 I have nothing to tell you. Nothing. 357 00:37:53,537 --> 00:37:57,473 We'll do it the hard way, then. With the interrogation people. 358 00:38:06,050 --> 00:38:07,779 Aah. 359 00:38:13,324 --> 00:38:15,656 A mistake, Mr. Solo. 360 00:38:20,564 --> 00:38:22,828 A deadly mistake. 361 00:38:49,427 --> 00:38:51,327 What was that? 362 00:38:58,836 --> 00:38:59,825 Ooh. 363 00:39:00,004 --> 00:39:02,336 That blank ammunition smarts. 364 00:39:02,506 --> 00:39:05,168 Well, he took his time about grabbing the bait, didn't he? 365 00:39:05,343 --> 00:39:06,537 - Yeah. Help! 366 00:39:06,711 --> 00:39:11,614 Orderly. Help! Room 304. Come quick. 367 00:39:13,884 --> 00:39:15,442 - Ahh... - Uhn! 368 00:39:16,454 --> 00:39:18,445 Well, that was graceful enough. 369 00:39:18,622 --> 00:39:20,089 What about the homing device? 370 00:39:20,257 --> 00:39:23,385 It's in the clip in my gun. Where Kaza goes, we follow. 371 00:39:23,561 --> 00:39:25,825 Kaza will be grabbing the car any moment now. 372 00:39:25,996 --> 00:39:28,658 Get cracking. Your assault force is waiting. 373 00:39:29,567 --> 00:39:31,262 Hi there. 374 00:40:07,605 --> 00:40:09,095 Nice work, Harry. 375 00:40:34,932 --> 00:40:36,593 - How are we doing? - Shh. 376 00:40:39,737 --> 00:40:42,171 No, we're still not gaining on him. 377 00:40:42,339 --> 00:40:44,034 He's really romping along. 378 00:40:50,981 --> 00:40:53,449 He's a ruddy leadfoot, this one is. 379 00:40:53,617 --> 00:40:55,380 We'll get where he's going... 380 00:40:55,553 --> 00:40:58,488 ...but I won't comment on the time lapse between us. 381 00:41:21,579 --> 00:41:24,480 Kaza, are you all right? 382 00:41:27,251 --> 00:41:30,118 Well, I'm glad you're here. I didn't know what to do. 383 00:41:31,021 --> 00:41:32,682 Meaning what? 384 00:41:33,224 --> 00:41:34,350 You haven't killed them. 385 00:41:34,525 --> 00:41:36,459 I tell you, I didn't know what to do. L... 386 00:41:36,627 --> 00:41:40,996 I figured that they should be killed, but, well, your orders... 387 00:41:41,866 --> 00:41:44,426 Where is your initiative, man? 388 00:41:45,402 --> 00:41:49,304 Don't you realize U.N.C.L.E. Will move heaven and earth to get that boy back? 389 00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:52,900 Or at least try to keep him off that plane in the morning. 390 00:41:53,077 --> 00:41:54,339 We have to kill him now. 391 00:41:54,512 --> 00:41:55,774 Yes, I assumed that... 392 00:41:55,946 --> 00:41:59,541 ...but, well, you had mentioned the danger of making a martyr out of the boy. 393 00:41:59,717 --> 00:42:01,275 You fool. 394 00:42:02,887 --> 00:42:05,981 Prepare the lion pits in the backyard. 395 00:42:06,423 --> 00:42:08,448 Yes, now. 396 00:42:22,306 --> 00:42:25,275 What you said about my not having friends... 397 00:42:25,442 --> 00:42:27,171 ...that cannot be a good way to live. 398 00:42:27,344 --> 00:42:31,974 It's the way a leader lives and works and survives. 399 00:42:32,149 --> 00:42:33,980 You are a leader... 400 00:42:34,151 --> 00:42:35,243 ...yet you were angry... 401 00:42:35,419 --> 00:42:38,183 ...when I did not let you sacrifice yourself for me. 402 00:42:39,557 --> 00:42:42,117 Well, that was my duty, not friendship. 403 00:42:42,293 --> 00:42:46,059 So now you teach me still another thing tonight. 404 00:42:46,263 --> 00:42:51,326 The fiercest part of a warrior must be his devotion to his cause. 405 00:42:55,172 --> 00:42:57,037 On your feet. 406 00:43:03,013 --> 00:43:04,207 Kaza. 407 00:43:04,548 --> 00:43:09,212 So, my little friend, now you learn even more of the ways of men. 408 00:43:09,720 --> 00:43:11,347 Everybody out. Now. 409 00:45:59,923 --> 00:46:02,517 Please do not be too afraid. 410 00:46:20,377 --> 00:46:21,867 Hold it. Hold it. 411 00:46:28,519 --> 00:46:32,285 The boys will be busy for a while clearing up the sentries out front. Look out! 412 00:46:42,065 --> 00:46:44,727 No. Kill the boy first. 413 00:46:51,074 --> 00:46:54,043 It's just the fleshy part. It's the best kind. 414 00:46:54,211 --> 00:46:56,270 Thanks. 415 00:46:56,446 --> 00:46:58,914 Run. Do it this time. 416 00:46:59,082 --> 00:47:00,447 Not him. Get them first. 417 00:47:08,392 --> 00:47:09,723 MIKl: Wait. 418 00:47:10,928 --> 00:47:13,396 Are those two not already finished? 419 00:47:13,564 --> 00:47:15,429 You know their faces. 420 00:47:15,599 --> 00:47:18,591 Their own organization will know they failed. 421 00:47:18,769 --> 00:47:19,758 Mmm. 422 00:47:19,937 --> 00:47:23,464 Surely they could not be running to any sort of freedom. 423 00:47:25,008 --> 00:47:26,908 Ten years old? 424 00:47:27,945 --> 00:47:29,776 I don't believe it either. 425 00:47:50,834 --> 00:47:52,768 Words are not adequate, Mr. Solo. 426 00:47:53,737 --> 00:47:57,434 Well, none are necessary, Miki. You're quite a young man. 427 00:47:57,608 --> 00:47:59,803 - Good luck to you. - Thank you. 428 00:47:59,977 --> 00:48:04,107 You... You didn't take your pill. 429 00:48:04,281 --> 00:48:07,739 Miss Brown, your personal fear fell away... 430 00:48:07,918 --> 00:48:11,445 ...before your professional concern for me, your patient. 431 00:48:11,622 --> 00:48:15,217 That is a God-given gift of dedication, Miss Brown. 432 00:48:15,392 --> 00:48:17,952 It makes the uniform a very pretty thing. 433 00:48:23,867 --> 00:48:25,698 MIKl: Excuse me. 434 00:48:31,108 --> 00:48:35,545 It's such a heavy burden. He's so small. Poor little boy. 435 00:48:37,648 --> 00:48:40,947 Poor little boy? Are you kidding? That kid's older than I am. 436 00:48:41,118 --> 00:48:46,613 And as for his burden, he'll carry it like the mature man he is. 437 00:48:48,692 --> 00:48:50,990 You did not fail me? 438 00:48:55,132 --> 00:48:57,191 I did not fail you.