1 00:01:08,967 --> 00:01:11,050 The left! 3rd! 2 00:01:23,133 --> 00:01:27,050 This is Jean-Louis Schlesser in his wicked machine, 3 00:01:27,217 --> 00:01:30,717 Proudly wearing the number 10, like football star Zidane 4 00:01:33,800 --> 00:01:36,467 30 meters, then left and brake! 5 00:01:39,300 --> 00:01:42,467 World rally champion in 1998 and 1999... 6 00:01:42,633 --> 00:01:46,133 ... winner of the Paris - Dakar rally: He's the man to beat! 7 00:01:51,050 --> 00:01:52,800 Left, maximum speed! 8 00:01:55,967 --> 00:01:59,383 Hey Jean-Louis, move! We are about to be massacred! 9 00:01:59,467 --> 00:02:01,050 I pedal to the metal! 10 00:02:03,300 --> 00:02:06,467 The guy behind must have a longer pedal then! Be careful! 11 00:02:07,967 --> 00:02:10,967 This bastard makes me flash! Isn't that Vatanen? 12 00:02:12,383 --> 00:02:13,800 Um... no, it's a taxi! 13 00:02:16,383 --> 00:02:19,383 Are you going to move your garbage or not? You know, I work here! 14 00:02:19,967 --> 00:02:21,382 Are you sure we are one of the right paths? 15 00:02:21,383 --> 00:02:22,800 Don't worry, it's a shortcut! 16 00:02:23,592 --> 00:02:24,592 A shortcut...? 17 00:02:25,133 --> 00:02:26,300 Are you going to allow a TAXI to overtake you? 18 00:02:26,342 --> 00:02:27,550 No damn way! 19 00:02:31,883 --> 00:02:35,675 I don't believe it! Sorry, guys, there are tourists blocking traffic! 20 00:02:35,800 --> 00:02:37,758 It looks more like a racing car to me...! 21 00:02:37,800 --> 00:02:41,133 Nah, just a jerk showing with some racing stickers... 22 00:02:41,217 --> 00:02:44,383 You know a taxi on our tail will be safe look bad at the finish line! 23 00:02:44,425 --> 00:02:46,217 Don't worry, there is an opening... I'm going to shake it! 24 00:02:48,967 --> 00:02:51,050 Do you see that? This bastard hit me! 25 00:02:52,217 --> 00:02:54,883 I'm going to have to pass it or we'll be here all week! 26 00:03:02,800 --> 00:03:05,050 Don't worry honey, we're almost there! 27 00:03:11,217 --> 00:03:14,300 Why...why are there so many people here? 28 00:03:14,383 --> 00:03:16,383 Of course they are! They are on vacation! 29 00:03:16,467 --> 00:03:18,133 Aah, I see...! 30 00:03:18,800 --> 00:03:21,467 Come on, Jean Louis! Well done Jean Louis! 31 00:03:21,633 --> 00:03:24,967 And here is number 10... It's not Schlesser...! 32 00:03:25,383 --> 00:03:26,467 It's a...taxi... 33 00:03:32,383 --> 00:03:34,883 I didn't catch his number... 34 00:03:45,383 --> 00:03:46,883 17 mins, 25 seconds! 35 00:03:48,300 --> 00:03:52,467 As always, passengers vomit afterwards, never during the journey... 36 00:03:52,967 --> 00:03:54,300 Do you agree darling? 37 00:03:55,467 --> 00:03:56,467 Who is the patient? 38 00:03:56,550 --> 00:03:58,967 She is! Her waters broke! 39 00:03:59,050 --> 00:03:59,800 Allow me. 40 00:04:02,133 --> 00:04:03,550 But you give birth here! 41 00:04:03,633 --> 00:04:07,050 What did you think? I don't knit! 42 00:04:07,133 --> 00:04:08,550 Go get me my gear! No time to waste, we'll do it here! 43 00:04:08,633 --> 00:04:11,216 Hey doc, I'm sorry but I have to go! Also, my seats are new... 44 00:04:11,217 --> 00:04:13,299 ...you can't do it on the road? 45 00:04:13,300 --> 00:04:15,383 Sir! Her waters broke! 46 00:04:15,467 --> 00:04:17,217 "Her garters broke...?" 47 00:04:18,467 --> 00:04:19,050 Push! 48 00:04:21,383 --> 00:04:23,967 Breathe! Breathe! Now push! Push! 49 00:04:30,717 --> 00:04:31,633 Oh hi Lily, what's up? 50 00:04:31,800 --> 00:04:34,967 Family dinner, remember? With my parents? You're half an hour late! 51 00:04:35,175 --> 00:04:36,717 I will be there as soon as possible! 52 00:04:36,842 --> 00:04:40,258 Daniel, after 6 months I found the courage to show you my father... 53 00:04:40,300 --> 00:04:42,132 And now that he's waiting for you, Are you taking a car trip? 54 00:04:42,133 --> 00:04:45,299 But it's a very big emergency! It's top-octane! 55 00:04:45,300 --> 00:04:47,883 What do you consider my parents then? Diesel? 56 00:04:48,133 --> 00:04:49,550 Oh Lily, come on! 57 00:04:49,717 --> 00:04:54,217 Mom's so mad she left the roast beef, Dad survey the ground...but hey, take your time! 58 00:04:54,258 --> 00:04:57,467 Lily, sorry but I can't come any faster. I'm stuck here! 59 00:05:01,133 --> 00:05:03,717 What do you mean by "stuck"? Who is screaming? 60 00:05:03,925 --> 00:05:05,717 Um... it's... it's a woman... 61 00:05:05,800 --> 00:05:08,382 Thank you, I recognize a woman even if she looks like a donkey! 62 00:05:08,383 --> 00:05:09,800 What exactly are you doing, Daniel? 63 00:05:09,883 --> 00:05:13,967 Nothing, I'm just looking here! It's not what you think! Do you hear me? 64 00:05:14,050 --> 00:05:15,717 I can hear this female dog fine! 65 00:05:15,800 --> 00:05:18,508 Tell me, is this someone I know? 66 00:05:18,550 --> 00:05:22,300 No! And anyway, I don't know her either! I swear I've never seen her before! 67 00:05:22,383 --> 00:05:25,800 Oh yes I feel it now...! I CAN FEEL IT...! 68 00:05:27,967 --> 00:05:29,383 Hey, are you kidding me? 69 00:05:30,050 --> 00:05:34,425 You bang a bitch in your taxi when I want you to meet my parents? 70 00:05:34,467 --> 00:05:37,882 No way! There is this fat woman, screaming because her garters burst... 71 00:05:37,883 --> 00:05:39,924 ...and her husband is holding her...! 72 00:05:39,925 --> 00:05:42,967 What, her husband too? A threesome in a car? 73 00:05:43,050 --> 00:05:47,383 Oh dear...! Can someone please explain to her because I don't think I can... 74 00:05:47,467 --> 00:05:50,050 You here! This is your fault so do your best! 75 00:05:50,217 --> 00:05:53,633 Hello, I am the husband... ...and it's just wonderful... 76 00:05:53,717 --> 00:05:54,800 Come on, push! 77 00:05:54,883 --> 00:05:55,633 Listen, Lily...! 78 00:05:55,717 --> 00:05:58,050 Give me his number Daniel, I'm going to send him to the morgue...! 79 00:05:58,133 --> 00:06:02,799 He's shaken because he let the big one down Pin, do you want to speak to the doctor? 80 00:06:02,800 --> 00:06:04,133 What, is there a doctor too? 81 00:06:04,217 --> 00:06:06,800 Lily, I swear it's the truth! 82 00:06:06,883 --> 00:06:07,967 There...! 83 00:06:08,133 --> 00:06:10,133 - Oh, the baby is coming out! - Push! 84 00:06:11,717 --> 00:06:13,882 It's a baby I swear it's a baby, Lily! 85 00:06:13,883 --> 00:06:14,800 Baby? 86 00:06:15,467 --> 00:06:18,550 Well yes, I can see the head! At least I think it's a head...! 87 00:06:18,633 --> 00:06:19,800 Did you have a baby behind my back? 88 00:06:19,883 --> 00:06:20,883 Of course not! 89 00:06:20,884 --> 00:06:27,300 He doesn't look like me at all, I swear! He's as wrinkled as an old garden gnome! 90 00:06:27,383 --> 00:06:28,383 There... 91 00:06:28,384 --> 00:06:30,383 Oh, it's wonderful...! 92 00:06:30,633 --> 00:06:33,550 - You are confusing me here... - Just listen for a second! 93 00:06:33,717 --> 00:06:36,299 This woman was ready to have her baby boy, but instead of giving birth in the clinic... 94 00:06:36,300 --> 00:06:39,383 ...she had it in front from the clinic, in my taxi! 95 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:42,383 And now she's ruined my backseat! 96 00:06:43,383 --> 00:06:45,717 Hey, don't hit this poor kid, what did he do to you! 97 00:06:45,800 --> 00:06:47,217 Finally we can talk! 98 00:06:47,300 --> 00:06:48,883 It's wonderful! 99 00:06:49,717 --> 00:06:52,716 The next time you go to give birth, I hope it will be mine! 100 00:06:52,717 --> 00:06:57,216 No problem Lily, I can stay here and wait if you want. This clinic looks good. 101 00:06:57,217 --> 00:06:58,633 You have 10 minutes to get here! 102 00:07:00,217 --> 00:07:05,133 You're done, no twins for today? Can we wrap this up, doc? I really have to run! 103 00:07:06,300 --> 00:07:09,883 Ah there you are, darling! What's the problem, a problem with your friend? 104 00:07:09,967 --> 00:07:14,632 It's nothing, a hospital emergency. A difficult birth. 105 00:07:14,633 --> 00:07:19,800 I understand. Saving lives all day long like that...it deserves respect! 106 00:07:26,383 --> 00:07:29,717 I don't know what to say. You were just awesome! 107 00:07:30,467 --> 00:07:31,300 I know! 108 00:07:31,383 --> 00:07:35,217 I hope you don't lose your license after taking all these risks... 109 00:07:35,300 --> 00:07:37,133 Don't worry sir, I don't have a license! 110 00:07:41,383 --> 00:07:45,800 I'm quite happy... actually moved, even... 111 00:07:45,967 --> 00:07:49,633 to give you your... first... 112 00:07:50,217 --> 00:07:53,133 driving license! 113 00:07:53,467 --> 00:07:55,550 - Are you sure? - Oh yes, absolutely! 114 00:07:56,383 --> 00:07:58,550 But I feel like I'm twisting your arm here... 115 00:07:58,633 --> 00:08:01,716 Oh no, there's no doubt about it! It was very very good! 116 00:08:01,717 --> 00:08:05,049 I know this is my 27th attempt but that shouldn’t be a reason…! 117 00:08:05,050 --> 00:08:08,133 Oh no no no... you know, your hundredth attempt would still be the same! 118 00:08:08,467 --> 00:08:10,633 You're ready...really ready. 119 00:08:12,300 --> 00:08:13,633 Okay, I accept. 120 00:08:13,717 --> 00:08:15,050 It's very good. 121 00:08:15,133 --> 00:08:16,466 I'll just go back, then. 122 00:08:16,467 --> 00:08:18,217 NOOO!!! 123 00:08:18,967 --> 00:08:22,550 Leave him! No touching!! Leave him! 124 00:08:22,633 --> 00:08:24,300 I will do it! I'll fix this! 125 00:08:24,383 --> 00:08:26,717 Exactly! We will fix this problem! 126 00:08:28,217 --> 00:08:30,217 Thank you for trusting me... So do I have my license, yes or no? 127 00:08:30,300 --> 00:08:31,967 Oh yes... yes you do! 128 00:08:32,050 --> 00:08:36,383 But don't go to extremes, okay? You gotta take it slowly, you know? 129 00:08:36,717 --> 00:08:43,050 You maintain this license. And now you're going to walk home, you see? 130 00:08:43,467 --> 00:08:47,300 I see. OK I'll take it. I'll call tomorrow if you regret it. 131 00:08:47,383 --> 00:08:51,300 Oh no you don't! I'm not here tomorrow... never will, in fact. 132 00:08:52,300 --> 00:08:54,883 I requested a transfer, I'm moving to Paris! 133 00:08:55,633 --> 00:08:58,133 Oh I see... So is this a going away gift? 134 00:08:58,217 --> 00:09:00,633 You are still my most diligent student! 135 00:09:01,342 --> 00:09:05,633 Yeah, okay... "hardworking"! 136 00:09:09,800 --> 00:09:11,717 Car Weekly, please. 137 00:09:13,550 --> 00:09:16,675 No no, it's okay. It's my pleasure! 138 00:09:24,842 --> 00:09:26,925 Mom, he's here! Mom! 139 00:09:26,967 --> 00:09:29,175 Oh...? Yes! Yes of course! Let's eat! 140 00:09:42,050 --> 00:09:44,133 I'm sorry Lily, it won't happen again. 141 00:09:44,217 --> 00:09:48,467 If you mess up, there won't be a next time! My father won't give you a second chance. 142 00:09:48,800 --> 00:09:52,842 Oh, come on. I'm sure he's kind deep down. 143 00:09:52,883 --> 00:09:55,633 How could he have had a girl? with such beautiful blue eyes! 144 00:09:55,883 --> 00:09:57,966 Come on, keep smiling... You better watch out! 145 00:09:57,967 --> 00:10:02,342 Don't worry, it'll be fine. I love it already then why shouldn't he love me? 146 00:10:02,383 --> 00:10:04,050 - Hey… I hope he's not a cop? - No! 147 00:10:05,967 --> 00:10:09,217 Well, there's no problem, then! He's no worse than a cop! 148 00:10:13,133 --> 00:10:16,633 Dad? I would like to introduce you my boyfriend, Daniel. 149 00:10:22,217 --> 00:10:24,383 So you're a doctor? 150 00:10:26,550 --> 00:10:28,800 Keep going...and good luck! 151 00:10:31,550 --> 00:10:35,466 It's nice to meet you! Lily told me so many... beautiful things! 152 00:10:35,467 --> 00:10:38,800 Is your hearing impaired or you don't like answering questions? 153 00:10:41,925 --> 00:10:45,217 I'm not a doctor... An apprentice! I'm an apprentice, sir! 154 00:10:45,300 --> 00:10:46,467 What year? 155 00:10:47,217 --> 00:10:50,717 1st year...I mean, I'm about to change to 2nd! 156 00:10:50,842 --> 00:10:52,508 2nd year? 157 00:10:52,717 --> 00:10:54,717 - You don't look that young, though. - Edmond! 158 00:10:54,800 --> 00:10:58,966 What "Edmond"? I just inspected a new recruit here! 159 00:10:58,967 --> 00:10:59,967 Answer me! 160 00:11:00,050 --> 00:11:03,716 You are right sir, I am not young anymore because I worked a lot... 161 00:11:03,717 --> 00:11:07,883 ...to feed my family and pay for my license...studies. 162 00:11:07,967 --> 00:11:11,467 I started when I was 12 of course It made me age faster... 163 00:11:11,633 --> 00:11:13,175 What professions? 164 00:11:13,550 --> 00:11:16,550 Right now I'm driving a tax ambulance...! An ambulance! 165 00:11:16,717 --> 00:11:18,967 That's why I was late, I'm late for the clinic! 166 00:11:19,050 --> 00:11:24,216 But it's okay, it keeps me on the edge. One eye on the road, one eye on the patient! 167 00:11:24,217 --> 00:11:27,300 Doing 2 things at once, right? the safest way to fail them both? 168 00:11:28,217 --> 00:11:33,050 Excuse me, sir, but I disagree. Indeed, look at you! 169 00:11:33,467 --> 00:11:35,217 Oh? What do you mean? 170 00:11:35,383 --> 00:11:37,967 I can see a lot of decorations there... 171 00:11:38,050 --> 00:11:41,467 ...proving that you have had a successful career. 172 00:11:41,883 --> 00:11:46,550 And I see this young woman... pretty, intelligent and very well educated. 173 00:11:47,300 --> 00:11:51,133 This clearly proves that you have succeeded managed to do 2 things at once. 174 00:11:53,633 --> 00:11:57,217 I drove an ambulance too. It was in 1959, in Algeria. 175 00:11:57,300 --> 00:11:59,550 An eye on the road, an eye on the machine gun! 176 00:11:59,717 --> 00:12:03,967 We will see the injured later... ...if they are still alive! 177 00:12:04,050 --> 00:12:07,966 Edmund? My roast beef may be dead, but it still needs treatment! 178 00:12:07,967 --> 00:12:10,967 Affirmative! I'm starving! Forward! 179 00:12:11,300 --> 00:12:15,550 The worst is still ahead of you: Watch out for the 3 hour war! 180 00:12:15,633 --> 00:12:19,383 Don't worry, I'm going into neutral. I'll just be gentle! 181 00:12:24,467 --> 00:12:25,383 I hope I didn't hurt you? 182 00:12:25,467 --> 00:12:26,467 No way. 183 00:12:26,800 --> 00:12:30,633 Oh good, because I thought I heard your hip cracks and... OUCH! 184 00:12:31,217 --> 00:12:32,133 I guess it was my hip then! 185 00:12:32,134 --> 00:12:33,967 Sorry Emilien. Do you want 5 minutes? 186 00:12:34,050 --> 00:12:36,133 No no, it's fine... it's fine! 187 00:12:36,467 --> 00:12:40,550 I just took a bad posture because I was afraid of hurting you... but it will pass. 188 00:12:40,633 --> 00:12:42,717 In fact, it has already happened, I'm very good! 189 00:12:43,050 --> 00:12:48,633 I would have massaged it for you... but if you tell me you're fine... great! 190 00:12:49,800 --> 00:12:51,467 I'm fine on the surface, yes... 191 00:12:51,633 --> 00:12:55,633 but deep down, there is still a little pain, a little stiffness... 192 00:12:55,717 --> 00:12:59,133 So maybe a little massage... just a little one! 193 00:13:00,717 --> 00:13:04,217 OK, guys, we're going to finish today with a little fight for 5 minutes... 194 00:13:05,633 --> 00:13:06,633 Bow! 195 00:13:06,634 --> 00:13:07,717 Do you want someone at your level? 196 00:13:07,800 --> 00:13:08,800 Oh no, it'll be fine. 197 00:13:08,801 --> 00:13:12,550 - Fight! - But I really don't want to hurt you... 198 00:13:12,633 --> 00:13:15,217 I am really touched by your concern, Emilien. 199 00:13:21,883 --> 00:13:24,132 So you want a piece of me? 200 00:13:24,133 --> 00:13:28,217 I'm warning you. I started when I was 4 years old. I'll teach you a thing or two! 201 00:13:36,050 --> 00:13:40,467 It's unfair! Your smile might melt radiator, how am I supposed to concentrate? 202 00:13:44,050 --> 00:13:48,133 A guy on the street wouldn't smile at you. Seriously, it's disturbing! 203 00:13:54,133 --> 00:13:56,050 Ok listen to me sumos! 204 00:13:56,467 --> 00:14:00,133 Red alert! We're meeting the chef in 5 minutes! 205 00:14:02,217 --> 00:14:04,799 What's the problem Émilien? Have you lost your lenses? 206 00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:09,133 Yes, but I can see you well enough to kick your ass so fuck you! 207 00:14:09,883 --> 00:14:12,383 You know, I'm just trying to help you! 208 00:14:14,383 --> 00:14:15,717 Tell me, have you done a lot of judo? 209 00:14:15,800 --> 00:14:19,383 No, only a few times. It's not my kind of sport. 210 00:14:20,133 --> 00:14:21,716 What is your sport then? 211 00:14:21,717 --> 00:14:23,800 Karate. It's much more effective! 212 00:14:24,050 --> 00:14:27,883 Mine is ping-pong...maybe not as good for fight, but hey, the spirit is the same: 213 00:14:28,550 --> 00:14:30,217 Spirit of the rising sun! 214 00:14:32,383 --> 00:14:34,217 Cunt-tit-aah! 215 00:14:35,133 --> 00:14:40,467 See, it's easy. "Asshole"... “consummate imbecile” like Emilien! 216 00:14:41,300 --> 00:14:42,300 Thank you... 217 00:14:42,383 --> 00:14:44,466 Then, “Boob” like – (“boob” = “boob”) 218 00:14:44,467 --> 00:14:48,216 I'm not saying this for you, Petra. I know you have... uh, that's just an example! 219 00:14:48,217 --> 00:14:52,967 And “a” as in “aaaah”! Cunt-tit-aah! 220 00:14:53,300 --> 00:14:56,467 Now you. Asshole! 221 00:14:58,217 --> 00:14:59,967 Not bad. 222 00:15:00,050 --> 00:15:01,299 What does that mean exactly? 223 00:15:01,300 --> 00:15:03,133 It's "hello" in Japanese. 224 00:15:03,217 --> 00:15:08,382 Remember this, because today we welcome in Marseille 225 00:15:08,383 --> 00:15:11,716 the Japanese defense minister. 226 00:15:11,717 --> 00:15:15,133 Mr. Tefu...Temuchila... 227 00:15:15,467 --> 00:15:21,716 Mr. Tef...Tejus..let's just call him the Pinch! The pinch flies directly from Tokyo. 228 00:15:21,717 --> 00:15:27,717 And before the Franco-Japanese summit the day after July 14 in Paris 229 00:15:28,133 --> 00:15:31,467 ...he visits our charming city. Do you know why? 230 00:15:31,883 --> 00:15:33,133 The climate? 231 00:15:33,467 --> 00:15:34,717 The curiosities? 232 00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:35,717 Of course, the sites... 233 00:15:35,633 --> 00:15:36,633 The food? 234 00:15:36,883 --> 00:15:38,132 The pastis? 235 00:15:38,133 --> 00:15:39,633 The football match on Saturday! 236 00:15:39,717 --> 00:15:42,133 What a big bunch of nerds! 237 00:15:42,633 --> 00:15:45,467 To visit our anti-gang training base! 238 00:15:51,300 --> 00:15:55,467 The Japanese have a problem with their premises the crowds, the jacuzzis... Yakuza. 239 00:15:55,550 --> 00:16:00,467 Who grow every day, even kidnapping members of the government! 240 00:16:01,467 --> 00:16:05,883 The Minister of Defense visited England, Germany and now...France. 241 00:16:05,967 --> 00:16:07,967 Let's be clear: 242 00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:12,133 The Krauts and the Limeys must not win the contract! 243 00:16:12,383 --> 00:16:15,883 We whipped their ass last Football World Cup, let's keep the title! 244 00:16:16,717 --> 00:16:20,050 So I planned a detailed operation, 245 00:16:20,300 --> 00:16:22,300 which I will now present. 246 00:16:22,383 --> 00:16:24,717 I named it... 247 00:16:24,967 --> 00:16:26,383 Operation... 248 00:16:26,883 --> 00:16:28,383 ...Ninja! 249 00:16:33,717 --> 00:16:35,883 We're almost done, he's out of ammo! 250 00:16:36,050 --> 00:16:38,467 When suddenly... no more ammo! 251 00:16:38,633 --> 00:16:41,300 Guess it's natural after all this filming... 252 00:16:41,383 --> 00:16:42,800 Yes, it's natural. 253 00:16:43,300 --> 00:16:46,300 I then turn to Raymond. He is there. 254 00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:50,717 I shake it! 255 00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:54,967 “Raymond, your ammunition!” I say. No response! 256 00:16:55,050 --> 00:16:57,967 I'm shaking it again! Then... 257 00:17:00,550 --> 00:17:03,549 he falls on his side. Dead! 258 00:17:03,550 --> 00:17:04,383 It's terrible! 259 00:17:04,467 --> 00:17:06,133 My entire unit is wiped out! 260 00:17:06,217 --> 00:17:08,883 I'm still standing. Alone. The car is on fire... 261 00:17:08,967 --> 00:17:13,050 ...the radio is gone... My balloon is half empty! 262 00:17:13,217 --> 00:17:15,467 Oh no, it's terrible! So what did you do? 263 00:17:15,550 --> 00:17:16,716 Well I prayed! 264 00:17:16,717 --> 00:17:17,799 And rightly so, Edmond! 265 00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:21,967 Firstly because it was all I could do. Second, because only a miracle could save me! 266 00:17:23,467 --> 00:17:25,133 A miracle! Were saved! 267 00:17:25,217 --> 00:17:29,549 Oh no! Now what? Get that, darling, can't you see that I'm in combat! 268 00:17:29,550 --> 00:17:31,300 Edmond, it's the red phone! 269 00:17:33,467 --> 00:17:36,133 The red phone? Excuse me. 270 00:17:39,383 --> 00:17:41,050 General Bertineau speaks. 271 00:17:41,467 --> 00:17:44,300 Is that you Bertrand? Why are you calling on the red phone? 272 00:17:44,383 --> 00:17:47,383 Well done, Daniel. You will have dessert! 273 00:17:48,133 --> 00:17:51,133 My God! I completely forgot! 274 00:17:51,467 --> 00:17:54,217 No problem. I'll be there! 275 00:17:54,508 --> 00:17:55,550 It's a disaster. 276 00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:57,133 We'll save you coffee! 277 00:17:57,217 --> 00:17:58,550 I'll be back in 1 hour! 278 00:17:59,217 --> 00:18:01,258 I want you. NOW. 279 00:18:01,300 --> 00:18:03,133 Give me 20 seconds, okay? 280 00:18:03,217 --> 00:18:04,550 To the airport, and quickly! 281 00:18:05,050 --> 00:18:06,467 It won't be easy! 282 00:18:15,717 --> 00:18:17,217 It's a disaster. 283 00:18:19,300 --> 00:18:19,883 Dad! 284 00:18:21,300 --> 00:18:24,383 Dad! How are you? Are you injured? 285 00:18:26,217 --> 00:18:28,758 It's a disaster. 286 00:18:32,383 --> 00:18:35,132 I'm afraid your car is a little slow now! 287 00:18:35,133 --> 00:18:39,050 I have to be at the airport in 15 minutes greet the Minister of Defense of Japan. 288 00:18:39,133 --> 00:18:40,466 It's a disaster. 289 00:18:40,467 --> 00:18:43,050 If you want, I'll get you there in time. 290 00:18:43,133 --> 00:18:44,800 In 15 minutes? Impossible. 291 00:18:46,133 --> 00:18:49,425 I can do it, sir! 292 00:19:12,758 --> 00:19:14,633 Buckle up, Dad. Please. 293 00:19:16,675 --> 00:19:17,717 Is this your ambulance? 294 00:19:17,842 --> 00:19:19,717 No sir, it's a taxi. 295 00:19:19,800 --> 00:19:22,133 My brother lent it to me. 296 00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:25,550 Can you save me some dessert? 297 00:19:25,633 --> 00:19:27,633 I save you two... 298 00:19:29,800 --> 00:19:30,967 Maybe we should go now! 299 00:19:31,050 --> 00:19:34,050 And here we go again! 300 00:20:09,508 --> 00:20:14,592 Don't worry, we're crawling because of these tires but they will warm up soon! 301 00:20:14,633 --> 00:20:16,467 Yeah but don't overheat, son! 302 00:20:47,217 --> 00:20:51,299 Now look, kid. This is the new Cortex 500. 303 00:20:51,300 --> 00:20:53,967 It's the Rolls Royce of speed traps! 304 00:20:55,550 --> 00:20:58,800 You light it in the back, reading is immediate in front! 305 00:21:01,467 --> 00:21:03,550 Then you go to the side of the road. 306 00:21:06,050 --> 00:21:08,717 You stick your arm out very slightly... 307 00:21:12,300 --> 00:21:15,883 But I think you better first trained on the old model. 308 00:21:20,883 --> 00:21:22,300 Are we on the highway yet? 309 00:21:22,383 --> 00:21:24,632 No...but don't worry, I can finally put down the hammer! 310 00:21:24,633 --> 00:21:26,467 No wonder you work in the emergency room! 311 00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:30,050 It's a disaster. 312 00:21:38,592 --> 00:21:40,008 Chief! We have a bite! 313 00:21:40,467 --> 00:21:42,092 Damn, it's a big one! 314 00:21:45,800 --> 00:21:46,925 306? 315 00:21:46,967 --> 00:21:51,092 I think it was more of a 406 model. And not from a regular factory! 316 00:21:51,133 --> 00:21:54,383 I mean 306 km/h, moron! Warn the bikers! 317 00:21:55,133 --> 00:21:55,633 Yes? 318 00:21:55,717 --> 00:21:58,882 A white taxi at 306 km/t, I repeat... 319 00:21:58,883 --> 00:22:01,883 - ... 306 km / h, 306! - That's it, 306... 320 00:22:01,967 --> 00:22:03,800 OK, let's get it! 321 00:22:07,758 --> 00:22:09,383 Do you agree, sir? 322 00:22:15,633 --> 00:22:17,299 There! It's him! He's landing! 323 00:22:17,300 --> 00:22:18,550 I have to get there first to greet him! 324 00:22:18,633 --> 00:22:20,300 Let's change tactics, then! 325 00:22:24,300 --> 00:22:26,050 Where are you going? This is not the road! 326 00:22:26,092 --> 00:22:27,717 Don't worry, it's a shortcut! 327 00:22:36,925 --> 00:22:37,967 Wait! 328 00:22:57,883 --> 00:23:00,550 I have a UFO on track 1! 329 00:23:00,883 --> 00:23:03,133 “Give in to the planes.” 330 00:23:04,633 --> 00:23:09,382 We have just landed in Marignal. Outside temperature: 35 degrees. 331 00:23:09,383 --> 00:23:13,550 We hope you enjoyed your flight and thank you for flying with us! 332 00:23:35,300 --> 00:23:38,133 Excuse me, boss, there's a taxi coming. 333 00:23:38,217 --> 00:23:42,717 What? Can't hear anything with all this noise! 334 00:23:42,967 --> 00:23:45,883 I repeat: Taxi incoming. 335 00:23:45,967 --> 00:23:48,967 But I have never ordered a taxi. Do you have it, Émilien? 336 00:23:49,050 --> 00:23:50,467 No, but I know this one! 337 00:24:01,550 --> 00:24:03,133 14 minutes 30! 338 00:24:05,133 --> 00:24:06,467 It's great. 339 00:24:13,050 --> 00:24:14,800 Bertineau, why the taxi? 340 00:24:14,883 --> 00:24:17,717 We lost a vehicle, sir. This young man almost saved my life. 341 00:24:29,133 --> 00:24:31,217 Cunt-tit-aah! 342 00:24:33,133 --> 00:24:34,383 Hi! 343 00:24:34,467 --> 00:24:35,217 What did he say? 344 00:24:35,633 --> 00:24:36,633 Like you, boss! 345 00:24:36,717 --> 00:24:37,967 Oh jeez...! 346 00:24:52,717 --> 00:24:57,050 Uh.. Me, Gibert. I protect you during your vacation... uh, stay. 347 00:24:57,133 --> 00:25:00,717 He is our own minister. Say hello...it's him... 348 00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:04,633 Dear Minister! What a pleasure to meet you... 349 00:25:08,550 --> 00:25:11,382 I am honored to welcome you here. 350 00:25:11,383 --> 00:25:15,717 I am a member of your security team. 351 00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:18,550 We wish you a good stay. 352 00:25:18,633 --> 00:25:20,217 You speak Japanese very well! 353 00:25:20,300 --> 00:25:24,800 A little. If I can help in any way, just ask. 354 00:25:24,883 --> 00:25:26,883 Delighted to meet you. 355 00:25:31,717 --> 00:25:34,800 Only the blonde girl speaks Japanese. 356 00:25:37,383 --> 00:25:39,633 I copy. Return to base. 357 00:25:54,133 --> 00:25:57,550 Allow us to treat you to a cocktail! This way please. 358 00:25:58,800 --> 00:26:02,133 Petra, you should have told me you're talking Japanese! Now I feel like an idiot! 359 00:26:02,217 --> 00:26:04,633 But it's written in my file! Just below my measurements... 360 00:26:05,133 --> 00:26:07,133 I guess I've never read that far, so... 361 00:26:08,467 --> 00:26:10,967 Please do me a favor, son. 362 00:26:11,050 --> 00:26:12,300 Do you see that taxi over there? 363 00:26:12,383 --> 00:26:13,550 Of course I do! 364 00:26:23,300 --> 00:26:27,550 Oh, I'd love to drive you, darling, but I'm busy. Maybe next time? 365 00:26:32,217 --> 00:26:33,716 Always in the right place, eh? 366 00:26:33,717 --> 00:26:35,633 Oh stop. Do you know who this guy was? 367 00:26:35,717 --> 00:26:38,382 On! General Bertineau, Med Commander. Basin... 368 00:26:38,383 --> 00:26:40,217 - ...and Lily's father! - No shit! 369 00:26:40,300 --> 00:26:43,383 - I swear! I was there for lunch. - It's incredible! 370 00:26:43,550 --> 00:26:45,633 Just my luck...you know I can't stand the army! 371 00:26:45,717 --> 00:26:47,549 Well you couldn't stand neither do the cops, but now... 372 00:26:47,550 --> 00:26:50,717 ...I still can't stand them! I can stand you, that's all! 373 00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:53,133 Anyway, I don't know what you are care about. He seems to love you... 374 00:26:53,217 --> 00:26:56,717 he even asked me to go get you for the cocktail! 375 00:26:56,800 --> 00:27:00,633 A cocktail... with half cops, half soldiers? It's not a cocktail, it's a nightmare! 376 00:27:01,050 --> 00:27:05,300 I guess you would prefer a half mechanical, half gas station attendant? Oh, come on. 377 00:27:05,467 --> 00:27:07,717 You know, small talk is the same everywhere: 378 00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:10,217 Cars, sports and chicks! You will be fine. 379 00:27:10,300 --> 00:27:12,133 Except I would be ashamed to be there! 380 00:27:12,550 --> 00:27:16,383 Listen... if Bertineau is Lily's father... 381 00:27:16,467 --> 00:27:19,633 ...he could end up like Daniel's father-in-law, right? 382 00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:23,550 Who will be Daniel's father-in-law? think if you say no? 383 00:27:25,133 --> 00:27:26,550 One drink, no more. 384 00:27:37,633 --> 00:27:39,800 - “Martini”? - Yeah, Martine, like my sister! 385 00:27:39,883 --> 00:27:43,550 Okay, one last one for the road... Either way, you can't do worse! 386 00:27:43,633 --> 00:27:44,800 THANKS! 387 00:27:44,883 --> 00:27:49,632 Of course the cake is good, it's local manufactured. Right next to the police station. 388 00:27:49,633 --> 00:27:50,467 Gibert... 389 00:27:51,383 --> 00:27:54,633 Excuse me. Just empty it, I'll get you another one! 390 00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:58,967 Listen Gibert, don't overcook it, he still has to sign the contract! 391 00:27:59,050 --> 00:28:03,799 Don't worry, I know what I'm doing. I soften it a little... 392 00:28:03,800 --> 00:28:05,217 ...he's almost finished now! 393 00:28:05,300 --> 00:28:07,132 But is your plan “finished”? 394 00:28:07,133 --> 00:28:12,132 Sir, it is heard and repeated to death! 395 00:28:12,133 --> 00:28:15,217 It's fine-tuned...by the second. 396 00:28:20,050 --> 00:28:23,300 My daughter told me a lot about you, but you are not what I imagined... 397 00:28:23,383 --> 00:28:28,967 No offense meant, but for a brilliant 2nd year medical student... 398 00:28:29,050 --> 00:28:32,300 ...I thought you'd be a little more... 399 00:28:32,383 --> 00:28:33,133 Pimply? 400 00:28:33,217 --> 00:28:36,883 "Pimply", yes...and a slower driver! 401 00:28:36,967 --> 00:28:40,633 Yes, he is definitely the “the fastest” doctor I know! 402 00:28:40,883 --> 00:28:45,882 Regardless, I am very grateful. I owe you...a military debt! 403 00:28:45,883 --> 00:28:49,800 Ask me anything except my daughter's hand, of course! 404 00:28:50,217 --> 00:28:54,216 Of course not...! But I can't think of anything else. 405 00:28:54,217 --> 00:28:57,300 My offer is valid for 1 year, parts and labor! 406 00:28:59,133 --> 00:29:00,467 Excuse me... 407 00:29:00,883 --> 00:29:01,883 Moving forward. 408 00:29:02,217 --> 00:29:05,050 Émilien, begin Operation Ninja. 409 00:29:05,217 --> 00:29:07,133 Get into position. Petra, keep an eye on him! 410 00:29:08,133 --> 00:29:09,216 Why did he say that? 411 00:29:09,217 --> 00:29:11,299 I didn't know you had lots of friends with the cops? 412 00:29:11,300 --> 00:29:13,550 Friends, friends... yeah one, maybe. 413 00:29:13,633 --> 00:29:17,300 GOOD! It's very rare. Most kids today are anti-cops, 414 00:29:17,383 --> 00:29:22,050 anti-army, anti-everything! They want to kill the father figure. 415 00:29:22,133 --> 00:29:24,967 Sir, I'm sorry but my patients are waiting. 416 00:29:25,050 --> 00:29:30,050 To wait for! Just 5 more minutes. You will find this very interesting. 417 00:29:50,883 --> 00:29:52,966 They are going to try to sell a car to JAPS? 418 00:29:52,967 --> 00:29:54,717 “Impossible” is not a French word! 419 00:29:54,800 --> 00:29:56,883 Dear friends, I give you the "Cobra"! 420 00:29:56,967 --> 00:30:01,467 Specially designed to protect visiting dignitaries. 421 00:30:01,550 --> 00:30:03,549 Titanium bodywork. 422 00:30:03,550 --> 00:30:07,632 Several side panels, this can withstand any bullet! 423 00:30:07,633 --> 00:30:10,217 Missile detectors, front and rear! 424 00:30:10,300 --> 00:30:12,716 And the coating: Stealth! 425 00:30:12,717 --> 00:30:16,883 Four solid tires! It's permanently linked to the Atlas satellite... 426 00:30:16,967 --> 00:30:20,883 and if necessary, can be piloted... from our HQ! 427 00:30:22,467 --> 00:30:23,967 Now for the engine... 428 00:30:25,633 --> 00:30:26,883 Ninja! 429 00:30:30,800 --> 00:30:32,717 - Nice noise! It sings, for a V12. - V12 engine, two turbos. Voice activated! 430 00:30:36,967 --> 00:30:39,883 Maximum speed: 320 km/h! 431 00:30:39,967 --> 00:30:44,050 Range: 900 km. Paris-Marseille. 432 00:30:44,133 --> 00:30:48,049 2 airbags at the front, 2 at the rear, 4 on the sides... 433 00:30:48,050 --> 00:30:51,467 a total of 8 for maximum protection. 434 00:30:52,883 --> 00:30:56,717 Ladies and Gentlemen, this car is like France: 435 00:30:57,383 --> 00:30:58,967 It's indestructible! 436 00:31:02,133 --> 00:31:06,299 Um, it's just because we put "ultra-sensitive" airbags... 437 00:31:06,300 --> 00:31:09,633 but when it is set to "normal", it's normal! 438 00:31:11,883 --> 00:31:13,383 Have you seen the balloons? 439 00:31:13,717 --> 00:31:15,883 Note that this would be very useful stop the thieves! 440 00:31:16,717 --> 00:31:20,217 Get him out! Hold on to his head. 441 00:31:20,967 --> 00:31:23,550 Tell him not to worry, It's just a matter of adjustment! 442 00:31:26,467 --> 00:31:28,883 He's not worried, he needs go to the toilet! 443 00:31:28,967 --> 00:31:31,550 - Bertrand, come with him. - Yes sir. 444 00:31:33,633 --> 00:31:36,717 We are fine, sir. Once we chicken out the airbags will be like new. 445 00:31:39,550 --> 00:31:42,717 Can you inflate it too? Who's going to drive your "Cobra" now? 446 00:31:43,383 --> 00:31:47,717 Sir, I have a young civilian driver. It is very good, fast and precise. 447 00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:49,217 I'll vouch for him. 448 00:31:49,717 --> 00:31:50,717 Oh no... 449 00:31:52,133 --> 00:31:52,967 Banco! 450 00:31:55,133 --> 00:32:02,550 I'll show you before your city tour you our latest IT innovation. 451 00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:09,217 Give me that! 452 00:32:11,883 --> 00:32:13,133 Here, wear this. 453 00:32:13,467 --> 00:32:14,632 But it will restrict my style! 454 00:32:14,633 --> 00:32:16,467 Don't worry, this baby so easy to drive... 455 00:32:16,550 --> 00:32:19,967 even a moron wearing gloves could do it! Take him away, guys! 456 00:32:20,050 --> 00:32:21,467 No no, it's good. 457 00:32:25,717 --> 00:32:26,883 See? I told you! 458 00:32:26,967 --> 00:32:28,800 Never mind, it's on the back, no one will see it. 459 00:32:28,801 --> 00:32:30,633 Come on now! Ninja! 460 00:32:33,133 --> 00:32:35,050 Great, but how do you stop that? 461 00:32:35,467 --> 00:32:37,133 Just say "Nip!" 462 00:32:38,633 --> 00:32:40,050 Ninja! 463 00:32:40,300 --> 00:32:46,467 It's as simple as pie. We have prepared a demonstration...get it? With fake attacks! 464 00:32:46,550 --> 00:32:47,716 Like a ghost train? 465 00:32:47,717 --> 00:32:50,883 Exactly like that. We need to impress the pinch! 466 00:32:51,883 --> 00:32:53,550 Ninja! 467 00:32:53,717 --> 00:32:57,549 Above all, don't worry. Just allow things to happen. 468 00:32:57,550 --> 00:32:58,550 If the pinch... 469 00:32:59,217 --> 00:33:00,467 Ninja! 470 00:33:00,633 --> 00:33:03,132 Could you stop playing when I'm talking? 471 00:33:03,133 --> 00:33:05,216 It's not my fault you keep saying "Nip"! 472 00:33:05,217 --> 00:33:06,967 NINJA! 473 00:33:07,133 --> 00:33:08,800 - Awesome! - Yeah, not bad. 474 00:33:10,217 --> 00:33:14,217 Sir, please, we will now accompany you to your hotel. 475 00:33:15,133 --> 00:33:16,717 ALL ABOARD! 476 00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:21,717 Hi! 477 00:33:22,133 --> 00:33:23,883 We're in shit creek again... 478 00:33:35,050 --> 00:33:36,300 Forward! 479 00:34:08,467 --> 00:34:09,800 They are there. 480 00:34:09,883 --> 00:34:11,883 On this road Everything is as expected. 481 00:34:11,967 --> 00:34:15,217 Very good, Katano. Let me hear them. 482 00:34:21,050 --> 00:34:23,050 Spring roll, please copy. 483 00:34:23,967 --> 00:34:25,217 Spring roll, come in! 484 00:34:25,550 --> 00:34:26,550 Hey, spring roll, come in! 485 00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:28,883 Hey Emilien, come in! 486 00:34:29,883 --> 00:34:31,050 Spring roll, you hear me? 487 00:34:31,133 --> 00:34:32,550 Loud 'n' clear. 488 00:34:32,633 --> 00:34:37,300 We just left, heading towards the first trap. Will take us at least 20 minutes. 489 00:34:37,383 --> 00:34:40,883 ALL RIGHT. Guys, we had 20 minutes. Warm up! 490 00:34:43,967 --> 00:34:47,300 And us? What can we do for 20 minutes? 491 00:34:48,050 --> 00:34:49,883 I don't know, do you have any ideas? 492 00:34:50,550 --> 00:34:54,217 Yes, but 20 centimeters... uh, the minutes are too short! 493 00:34:54,383 --> 00:34:58,967 Oh yes? So we need an idea, we could start now... 494 00:34:59,050 --> 00:35:00,467 and finish later... 495 00:35:00,550 --> 00:35:03,550 Yes, with my idea it would work well! 496 00:35:03,633 --> 00:35:06,883 But... me too... I have an idea, 497 00:35:07,050 --> 00:35:10,550 I'm sure...you'll really like it. 498 00:35:10,633 --> 00:35:13,133 Oh yes? Maybe it's the same? 499 00:35:13,217 --> 00:35:15,050 That would be wonderful! 500 00:35:15,550 --> 00:35:19,883 That would be ideal! Go on, you say first... 501 00:35:22,550 --> 00:35:28,217 Make the most of these few moments of calm... at... 502 00:35:29,300 --> 00:35:30,633 ...learn Japanese! 503 00:35:31,050 --> 00:35:32,757 Aah...guess that wasn't the same idea...! 504 00:35:32,758 --> 00:35:33,800 Fraid not! 505 00:35:37,550 --> 00:35:40,050 He won't see much of Marseille. 506 00:35:40,842 --> 00:35:43,550 Sorry, he's jetlagged. 507 00:35:44,883 --> 00:35:47,966 May I ask...why your boss is here in Marseille? 508 00:35:47,967 --> 00:35:52,633 Sign a very big contract and see the anti-gang method. 509 00:35:52,717 --> 00:35:54,299 He's going to see that! 510 00:35:54,300 --> 00:35:55,924 Do you know the method? 511 00:35:55,925 --> 00:35:57,508 Of course I do! 512 00:35:57,967 --> 00:35:59,467 First the suspect. 513 00:35:59,550 --> 00:36:04,007 He is probably guilty since he is a suspect. If he is a foreigner, he will be doubly suspect! 514 00:36:04,008 --> 00:36:09,050 Then there is the culprit. A tanned foreign suspect...he's dead. 515 00:36:09,217 --> 00:36:13,550 If he is tanned, it means he has been tan and do nothing all day. 516 00:36:13,633 --> 00:36:18,133 And if he doesn't work, he's a suspect! So he is guilty. No flaw in this logic! 517 00:36:18,217 --> 00:36:19,633 Is this boy good? 518 00:36:19,883 --> 00:36:23,800 Alright. He is a doctor and a friend of my daughter. 519 00:36:24,050 --> 00:36:27,633 They won't tell me anything but I think they flirted a little. 520 00:36:27,717 --> 00:36:29,383 It's natural at their age. 521 00:36:29,467 --> 00:36:30,050 Enough. 522 00:36:30,217 --> 00:36:35,132 Then, to make the guilty person confess we use questioning! 523 00:36:35,133 --> 00:36:38,383 It's simple too. You apply a trilogy...like "Star Wars"! 524 00:36:38,550 --> 00:36:42,800 Episode 1: Beat Them! Okay, healthy exercise! 525 00:36:43,050 --> 00:36:47,758 Episode 2: Tax Them! To raise money for Christmas! 526 00:36:47,967 --> 00:36:51,133 Episode 3: Get Drunk! To celebrate! 527 00:36:51,217 --> 00:36:55,467 I am happy to see that some children are still respect our values and traditions. 528 00:36:56,467 --> 00:36:57,967 He would be a good son-in-law. 529 00:36:58,300 --> 00:36:59,300 Do you think? 530 00:36:59,383 --> 00:37:01,049 Many gangs in France? 531 00:37:01,050 --> 00:37:05,217 Yeah! The most dangerous is the "Pigs". They have over 100,000 members! 532 00:37:05,300 --> 00:37:08,967 They are easy to spot: A whistle, dressed in blue and holding a beer! 533 00:37:11,967 --> 00:37:13,967 Ok, now turn left, towards the port. 534 00:37:14,050 --> 00:37:15,217 My pleasure, boss. 535 00:37:15,717 --> 00:37:17,300 He also seems very polite. 536 00:37:17,467 --> 00:37:19,633 Affirmative. Courteous too. 537 00:37:19,717 --> 00:37:24,800 Oh yes... polite in front of you... and fuck you from behind! 538 00:37:24,883 --> 00:37:29,050 Like in the souk. A big smile while they steal your money! 539 00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:32,133 But don't worry, I'm watching him. 540 00:37:38,133 --> 00:37:39,717 Can I ask you a question? 541 00:37:39,842 --> 00:37:43,550 I'm just starting out in the police, but hey, try me. 542 00:37:43,633 --> 00:37:47,717 What does word mean The captain often uses: "Nip"? 543 00:37:49,550 --> 00:37:52,467 Why did he stop? I told you to watch them! 544 00:37:52,550 --> 00:37:53,967 What is happening? 545 00:37:54,175 --> 00:37:58,342 Just a simultaneous translation problem! Ninja! 546 00:38:02,217 --> 00:38:06,300 Cut the shit, okay? We get at the meeting point in...well, now. 547 00:38:27,508 --> 00:38:28,967 Don't worry, it's normal! 548 00:38:29,050 --> 00:38:30,467 Full red alert! 549 00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:53,550 Oh shit...! There is a missile look me straight in the eye, is that normal? 550 00:38:53,633 --> 00:38:55,467 Missile? What missile? 551 00:38:57,300 --> 00:38:57,967 Leap! 552 00:39:00,217 --> 00:39:06,717 The Atlas real-time missile deflector. It's unique! The Limeys will not have the ball! 553 00:39:06,842 --> 00:39:09,967 Impressive, but where is the missile is flying now? 554 00:39:10,217 --> 00:39:13,717 Don't worry. Somewhere far out at sea. 555 00:39:16,633 --> 00:39:17,883 Damn, my boat! 556 00:39:38,592 --> 00:39:40,550 And now, the climax of our show. 557 00:39:47,133 --> 00:39:48,383 Impressive! 558 00:39:50,842 --> 00:39:53,133 Very good work, Gibert. 559 00:39:53,175 --> 00:39:59,633 Thank you sir, I am finally able to try all my toys finally. It's so good! 560 00:40:12,050 --> 00:40:13,508 Driver! 561 00:40:13,550 --> 00:40:15,842 OK son, the coast is clear. 562 00:40:16,092 --> 00:40:17,133 Ninja! 563 00:40:21,467 --> 00:40:22,967 Very impressive. 564 00:40:23,050 --> 00:40:24,467 You know, you get used to it. 565 00:40:24,550 --> 00:40:26,132 Just an average day in Marseille! 566 00:40:26,133 --> 00:40:27,133 I see. 567 00:40:40,133 --> 00:40:44,217 Your mouth is improving, but your accent is not! 568 00:40:44,300 --> 00:40:45,008 Oh...? 569 00:40:45,467 --> 00:40:47,467 Spring roll, spring roll, are you copying? 570 00:40:47,883 --> 00:40:51,508 Yeah good. Are we there yet... I mean, how far along are you? 571 00:40:51,550 --> 00:40:56,467 We have completed the first attack. Be with you in 5 min, are you ready? 572 00:40:56,717 --> 00:40:58,550 Um...yes, yes. 573 00:40:58,633 --> 00:41:03,133 Petra and I were checking some things out, everything is settled now. 574 00:41:03,217 --> 00:41:07,550 Émilien, Gibert here. Émilien, I’m counting on you! 575 00:41:07,675 --> 00:41:10,258 Oh yes, you can count on me, Petra... Uh I mean...! 576 00:41:10,383 --> 00:41:12,342 You can count on Petra, chef! 577 00:41:12,592 --> 00:41:13,800 Count on Petra! 578 00:41:13,883 --> 00:41:15,217 Count on Petra, boss! 579 00:41:16,508 --> 00:41:20,050 Go! Get the minister! 580 00:41:45,175 --> 00:41:47,508 What the hell...? Damn, I told you to warm up! 581 00:41:47,550 --> 00:41:48,800 Yes, we are hot... 582 00:41:48,883 --> 00:41:52,800 - Gibert is going to kill you guys! Now go warm up! - I'll leave you guys for a second! 583 00:42:00,967 --> 00:42:03,550 I'm going with you Petra... You never know... 584 00:42:18,383 --> 00:42:20,300 Hey, can't you read? 585 00:42:20,842 --> 00:42:24,883 He says “green light”! Get a move, you faggot! 586 00:42:25,883 --> 00:42:26,842 Oh shit! 587 00:42:43,550 --> 00:42:46,550 Now turn left. I repeat, on the left. 588 00:42:46,717 --> 00:42:48,550 Yes, boss I repeat, boss! 589 00:42:53,133 --> 00:42:54,800 The minister says you drive well. 590 00:42:54,883 --> 00:42:56,507 But I don't even move! 591 00:42:56,508 --> 00:43:01,717 It scares me not to hear the engine! An engine must speak to me! 592 00:43:08,133 --> 00:43:11,092 Are you wearing earplugs now? Am I talking too much? 593 00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:15,382 Nain! This is a miniature ear transmitter. 594 00:43:15,383 --> 00:43:17,883 It's brand new! I'm on channel 1. 595 00:43:18,217 --> 00:43:20,217 But how do we speak? 596 00:43:20,300 --> 00:43:23,592 Emilien... I know the French aren't used to it... 597 00:43:23,717 --> 00:43:27,300 but you have to obey an order, not discussed! 598 00:43:27,508 --> 00:43:31,925 Yes, but if you have a problem, what do I...do...? 599 00:43:35,383 --> 00:43:37,300 How do I know if you can hear me? 600 00:43:38,883 --> 00:43:43,133 Aah...1 shot means yes, 2 means no! 601 00:43:47,050 --> 00:43:48,967 Do you mind if we continue chatting? 602 00:43:51,133 --> 00:43:52,758 It's good, because... 603 00:43:53,967 --> 00:43:57,300 The closed door makes it easier to talk to you. 604 00:44:00,592 --> 00:44:03,967 I don't dare say all in your face. 605 00:44:07,092 --> 00:44:10,633 Your eyes bother me. They are so... 606 00:44:11,883 --> 00:44:12,967 ...so blue! 607 00:44:15,425 --> 00:44:17,383 Now what is Spring Roll up? 608 00:44:17,467 --> 00:44:18,300 What's going on, Gibert? 609 00:44:18,383 --> 00:44:19,883 Don't worry, it's in the code... 610 00:44:21,300 --> 00:44:22,799 I can't find the translation! 611 00:44:22,800 --> 00:44:27,050 When your eyes look at me...I mean, wow! No one has ever looked at me like that... 612 00:44:27,133 --> 00:44:28,550 well, maybe when my back was turned... 613 00:44:29,300 --> 00:44:30,633 Is this part of the method? 614 00:44:30,717 --> 00:44:33,383 You bet it does! This is Daniel's method! 615 00:44:35,217 --> 00:44:38,342 It's good to talk to you... to open my heart to you. 616 00:44:39,633 --> 00:44:41,050 Doesn't that bother you too much? 617 00:44:46,425 --> 00:44:47,717 Petra? 618 00:44:49,717 --> 00:44:51,383 Should I continue, then? 619 00:44:51,467 --> 00:44:53,300 I don't have this code! 620 00:44:53,425 --> 00:44:58,133 Have you noticed that... I'm much closer to you now? 621 00:45:00,633 --> 00:45:01,883 What do you mean "no"? 622 00:45:07,383 --> 00:45:08,633 Ah, it's better! 623 00:45:10,967 --> 00:45:15,217 Okay, Petra, I'll say something you may find shocking... 624 00:45:16,092 --> 00:45:17,299 Here... 625 00:45:17,300 --> 00:45:19,133 I bet it's going to be stupid...! 626 00:45:19,217 --> 00:45:22,717 Well... Petra, since I met you... 627 00:45:23,633 --> 00:45:24,425 I love you! 628 00:45:26,633 --> 00:45:27,966 Well done, Émilien! 629 00:45:27,967 --> 00:45:29,217 See, I told you so! 630 00:45:29,300 --> 00:45:30,217 There, I said it! 631 00:45:30,883 --> 00:45:36,467 Now put me out of my misery: Is it mutual? So... 632 00:45:38,717 --> 00:45:41,883 1 bang: Yes, 2 means no. 633 00:45:44,883 --> 00:45:48,550 Hey Emilien, change the channel to talk dirty! Some people work here! 634 00:45:50,217 --> 00:45:51,717 Daniel? Turn left here, son. 635 00:45:51,800 --> 00:45:52,717 Yes, poppy! 636 00:46:03,383 --> 00:46:04,883 It's not one of us. 637 00:46:16,883 --> 00:46:18,800 That's for sure. It's not one of us. 638 00:46:37,633 --> 00:46:41,383 Why are you stopping here? Come on, come on! Ninja! 639 00:46:41,467 --> 00:46:44,383 Sorry to sound pessimistic, but something smells like fish. 640 00:46:44,467 --> 00:46:49,383 “Fish smell”? I don't feel anything! Do you smell anything, sir? 641 00:46:52,467 --> 00:46:57,717 Isn't it strange how these trucks are parked, leaving exactly room for a car to pass! 642 00:46:59,383 --> 00:47:03,550 No, there is no catch. I checked the map, I'm the one who did it. No trap here! 643 00:47:03,967 --> 00:47:05,216 So move it! 644 00:47:05,217 --> 00:47:06,467 If you say so... 645 00:47:10,383 --> 00:47:12,133 I should know. 646 00:47:20,133 --> 00:47:22,300 Oh my God, a trap...! 647 00:47:23,800 --> 00:47:25,633 Now what is he planning? 648 00:47:40,050 --> 00:47:41,550 What page are we on? 649 00:47:54,883 --> 00:47:57,967 But it's not on my list, it's...! 650 00:48:06,883 --> 00:48:08,217 Hats off to this one! 651 00:48:10,633 --> 00:48:12,467 And I'm glad it's not my taxi! 652 00:48:24,717 --> 00:48:27,550 Petra! Petra! 653 00:48:27,633 --> 00:48:30,466 What happened? Where is the pliers? 654 00:48:30,467 --> 00:48:34,300 Well Ninjas! ...came and the minister went... 655 00:48:34,467 --> 00:48:37,132 What? Didn't he fly away? 656 00:48:37,133 --> 00:48:41,717 Yes he did! And at this speed he must be on his way to Mars! 657 00:48:43,300 --> 00:48:46,050 Just ask the Atlas satellite. He must have spotted it! 658 00:48:47,800 --> 00:48:50,467 RED ALERT!!! 659 00:48:51,967 --> 00:48:53,217 Stop! Police! 660 00:49:47,633 --> 00:49:48,967 Shit! 661 00:50:24,467 --> 00:50:26,467 Complex city, huh? 662 00:50:26,633 --> 00:50:29,717 There are only small streets! Prison cells aren't any bigger either! 663 00:50:30,217 --> 00:50:34,967 Lie down there! I'm a sniper, so no tricks! 664 00:50:38,467 --> 00:50:40,799 I warn you: shoot me! 665 00:50:40,800 --> 00:50:42,050 Spread! 666 00:50:58,967 --> 00:51:02,300 So this is how you want to play? All right! 667 00:51:11,217 --> 00:51:15,383 Awww, now where are they? They didn't fly away either, did they? 668 00:51:15,550 --> 00:51:17,550 Where is Emilien? Emilien? 669 00:51:18,633 --> 00:51:19,383 Emilien! 670 00:51:19,550 --> 00:51:22,550 The way I know him, it's probably near the trash can. 671 00:51:23,383 --> 00:51:27,633 Chief, I was so close to getting them, but I was outnumbered! 672 00:51:27,717 --> 00:51:28,967 Emilien, they took the minister! 673 00:51:29,217 --> 00:51:29,883 Which? 674 00:51:29,967 --> 00:51:33,383 The pinch, of course! Ours is useless... It's a disaster! 675 00:51:33,467 --> 00:51:36,050 Yes, and they also have Petra. 676 00:51:36,133 --> 00:51:40,883 Oh...? GOOD! She speaks Japanese, he will be less alone. 677 00:52:08,800 --> 00:52:12,882 Lily, I swear I'm on my way. Your father made me stay! 678 00:52:12,883 --> 00:52:16,883 But it's been 2 hours, not 20 seconds! I'm hot everywhere now! 679 00:52:17,383 --> 00:52:19,383 - Everywhere? - Yeah, everywhere! 680 00:52:20,467 --> 00:52:22,800 I'm going to catch fire soon...! 681 00:52:22,883 --> 00:52:26,467 Listen Lily, just look a documentary will calm you down! 682 00:52:26,550 --> 00:52:27,717 Give me 5 minutes. 683 00:52:28,133 --> 00:52:29,799 I can't hold this for long... 684 00:52:29,800 --> 00:52:32,133 4 minutes then! Emilien! 685 00:52:43,300 --> 00:52:46,717 It's all my fault. Should not have let her go to the john alone! 686 00:52:46,800 --> 00:52:48,967 You should go with her...! 687 00:52:49,133 --> 00:52:52,300 I thought about that! I did. But... 688 00:52:54,800 --> 00:52:57,717 Are you done scratching? It's been an hour, do you find anything? 689 00:52:57,800 --> 00:53:01,716 There were indeed cars here. 3 of them. 690 00:53:01,717 --> 00:53:05,633 Have you read Sherlock Holmes to deduce? 691 00:53:05,800 --> 00:53:09,216 Do you have any clues get started? 692 00:53:09,217 --> 00:53:14,800 We will analyze the tire samples in the laboratory. I'm sure the laser analysis will... 693 00:53:14,883 --> 00:53:17,967 Yes and they will have time to Return to Tokyo! Definitely... 694 00:53:22,967 --> 00:53:28,799 Thanks for everything, but I need my taxi now! What do you want me to do with your convertible? 695 00:53:28,800 --> 00:53:32,717 Daniel, we are in trouble! These clowns are blocking the road! 696 00:53:32,800 --> 00:53:34,883 Can't you help us find a clue? 697 00:53:34,967 --> 00:53:39,300 Émilien, Lily is on fire. She could get burned! 698 00:53:39,383 --> 00:53:42,883 But they have my daughter! Isn't that worth 2 minutes of your time? 699 00:53:42,967 --> 00:53:46,050 Take a look, After that, I'll take care of it. 700 00:53:51,883 --> 00:53:53,883 From below I saw 3 black Mitsubishis, 701 00:53:53,967 --> 00:53:57,133 not sure which model. It was a new model. 702 00:53:58,967 --> 00:54:01,299 Their tires come straight from Japan. 703 00:54:01,300 --> 00:54:02,133 How do you know? 704 00:54:02,134 --> 00:54:03,382 I feel it. 705 00:54:03,383 --> 00:54:04,549 Fishy smells? 706 00:54:04,550 --> 00:54:05,633 Sense...? 707 00:54:06,050 --> 00:54:06,967 A restaurant? 708 00:54:06,968 --> 00:54:08,799 Do you have fish oil for brains? 709 00:54:08,800 --> 00:54:13,382 Restaurants and...ports! They were at the port with new tires. 710 00:54:13,383 --> 00:54:16,716 So, they were on a boat from Japan! That's why it smells like fish! 711 00:54:16,717 --> 00:54:17,966 See, you can think! 712 00:54:17,967 --> 00:54:21,050 - Are these stolen cars? - It's easy. Alan! 713 00:54:21,133 --> 00:54:22,133 I'm on it! 714 00:54:23,133 --> 00:54:26,133 Ok you clowns, put your tweezers and go home. 715 00:54:26,217 --> 00:54:31,967 Monday morning you whistle, I'm going allows you to analyze a crossraod. You good. 716 00:54:34,133 --> 00:54:35,300 Jerks! 717 00:54:35,383 --> 00:54:38,550 Negative. Nothing was stolen from the port. 718 00:54:38,633 --> 00:54:39,300 Bingo! 719 00:54:39,383 --> 00:54:42,550 What bingo? No cars were stolen that means you were wrong! 720 00:54:43,633 --> 00:54:46,467 Three cars were stolen but no theft was declared. For what? 721 00:54:47,217 --> 00:54:50,882 Because the guards knew... Because they use the warehouse as their base! 722 00:54:50,883 --> 00:54:52,550 See, you can be smart! 723 00:54:53,217 --> 00:54:54,217 Red alert! 724 00:54:54,383 --> 00:54:57,717 Come on, Émilien, it’s my line! 725 00:54:58,717 --> 00:55:00,883 You will explain to me on the road Because I don't understand... 726 00:55:04,633 --> 00:55:07,549 Read? Yes, I'm on my way! Do you still watch TV? 727 00:55:07,550 --> 00:55:12,717 No, I had to stop. There was a report on animal sex, made me set the carpet on fire! 728 00:55:12,883 --> 00:55:15,800 - Sir? It's Lily, she's worried about you. - Give me that. 729 00:55:16,133 --> 00:55:20,466 Tell your mother we're fine but the mission complicated, we need reinforcements. 730 00:55:20,467 --> 00:55:23,883 So I'll keep your friend. He did an excellent job. Good recruit. 731 00:55:23,967 --> 00:55:28,383 He's going to take me home, so you can tell him “good night”. Goodbye, darling! 732 00:55:29,133 --> 00:55:32,300 Come on, my son! The mission is not finished! 733 00:56:15,217 --> 00:56:17,550 Alain for Émilien, now, what is Gibert doing? 734 00:56:18,300 --> 00:56:23,967 Dunno, he was locked in the John for centuries, making strange noises... 735 00:56:31,633 --> 00:56:32,383 Oh no...! 736 00:56:41,133 --> 00:56:42,383 What? What's new? 737 00:56:42,467 --> 00:56:45,883 I can't tell you. This is...so horrible! 738 00:56:59,133 --> 00:57:01,217 Emilien? They won't come. 739 00:57:01,300 --> 00:57:02,550 Are you kidding? 740 00:57:02,717 --> 00:57:07,717 I think it was their first base, but something tells me they're gone. 741 00:57:07,800 --> 00:57:08,633 Long gone. 742 00:57:24,133 --> 00:57:26,882 A suspect approaches. Asian male. 743 00:57:26,883 --> 00:57:30,133 Aah, you see? They always come back at the crime scene! 744 00:57:30,217 --> 00:57:31,633 Police Academy Lesson 1! 745 00:57:31,717 --> 00:57:32,300 Get into position! 746 00:57:36,217 --> 00:57:36,717 Captain? 747 00:57:38,550 --> 00:57:41,300 The suspects approach the front door. 748 00:57:41,800 --> 00:57:46,467 Perfect! Bring them on! 749 00:57:59,050 --> 00:58:01,467 Hey Marco, are you sure about this? 750 00:58:02,633 --> 00:58:05,717 Are you kidding? It's the heist of the century! 751 00:58:05,800 --> 00:58:10,217 There is a mountain of VCRs, all in box and awaiting delivery! 752 00:58:10,300 --> 00:58:12,466 They're about to break in. 753 00:58:12,467 --> 00:58:13,467 We have them! 754 00:58:13,550 --> 00:58:16,717 Émilien, would you like to break your own house? 755 00:58:16,800 --> 00:58:19,383 On! Oh? Well, not always... 756 00:58:23,300 --> 00:58:24,300 Uh-oh! 757 00:58:24,633 --> 00:58:25,883 Chief, will you...? 758 00:58:28,050 --> 00:58:30,717 Émilien, I like to stay close to my men. 759 00:58:31,133 --> 00:58:36,967 One action won't hurt me. Just like the good old days! 760 00:58:37,050 --> 00:58:38,549 But that was a long time ago, boss... 761 00:58:38,550 --> 00:58:46,133 The memories are distant, Émilien, but the reflexes... are still there! 762 00:58:48,550 --> 00:58:49,633 Believe me. 763 00:58:49,883 --> 00:58:51,050 You'll see. 764 00:58:57,967 --> 00:58:59,467 Marco, are you sure there aren't any cops? 765 00:58:59,550 --> 00:59:02,300 Shit, relax, dammit! There's no one here! 766 00:59:02,383 --> 00:59:07,133 They are all watching the match. All the cops are in front of a TV. 767 00:59:07,550 --> 00:59:10,717 Ready to attack? Wait for my signal. 768 00:59:16,133 --> 00:59:18,550 Boss, you're worrying me. It's a long way down... 769 00:59:18,633 --> 00:59:22,299 It’s okay, Émilien! Just tie the knot for me, I will do the rest. 770 00:59:22,300 --> 00:59:23,550 I have a bad feeling... 771 00:59:26,300 --> 00:59:29,217 See? They're all at the game, like I said! 772 00:59:33,383 --> 00:59:35,633 AND ATTACK...! 773 00:59:41,550 --> 00:59:44,467 Oh shit oh shit oh shit! 774 00:59:44,550 --> 00:59:45,633 Emilien? 775 00:59:46,633 --> 00:59:47,716 Okay, boss! 776 00:59:47,717 --> 00:59:50,217 BANZAI...! 777 00:59:51,633 --> 00:59:54,133 What...? Who gets their throat cut...? 778 00:59:58,633 --> 00:59:59,217 Emilien...? 779 00:59:59,800 --> 01:00:02,550 I don't understand, I did a strong knot...see? 780 01:00:03,800 --> 01:00:04,633 Emilien! 781 01:00:05,633 --> 01:00:06,883 Maybe it's the rope...? 782 01:00:06,967 --> 01:00:09,216 That's it, you tied the wrong rope! 783 01:00:09,217 --> 01:00:10,217 Ah, I see... 784 01:00:10,467 --> 01:00:12,299 An ambulance! Fast! 785 01:00:12,300 --> 01:00:13,133 Emilien... 786 01:00:14,383 --> 01:00:17,550 Emili... AAAHHH!!! 787 01:00:31,133 --> 01:00:35,049 It's all my fault. I should never left her...and him...downstairs! 788 01:00:35,050 --> 01:00:37,550 Hey, hey, that's enough! 789 01:00:37,633 --> 01:00:41,717 Stop whining, it's not okay bring her back! Think instead! 790 01:00:41,800 --> 01:00:45,383 I'm thinking, I'm thinking! But we don't have a single lead to work on! 791 01:00:45,467 --> 01:00:47,716 Maybe if you ask the right questions, you will have the right answers! 792 01:00:47,717 --> 01:00:50,882 For example, why did the Yakuza kill the minister immediately? 793 01:00:50,883 --> 01:00:52,717 - Because they need him? - Excellent, but why? 794 01:00:52,800 --> 01:00:54,883 - Did they ask for a ransom? - No. 795 01:00:55,633 --> 01:00:56,883 Why not remove it in Japan? 796 01:00:57,717 --> 01:00:59,633 But they did it here in France! 797 01:00:59,967 --> 01:01:03,467 They must have had a good reason. Why is the minister going to Paris, exactly? 798 01:01:03,550 --> 01:01:08,967 Watch the parade and sign contracts. Security, trains, army, nuclear... 799 01:01:09,050 --> 01:01:11,800 There! Maybe they want to prevent this? 800 01:01:11,883 --> 01:01:14,632 But that doesn't make any sense, Why would they do this? 801 01:01:14,633 --> 01:01:18,133 Your friend is right. Yuki Tsumoto does not want these contracts to be signed. 802 01:01:18,550 --> 01:01:22,550 Hey, don't I know you? Weren't you a flight attendant earlier? 803 01:01:22,717 --> 01:01:27,800 I am Yuli. I'm here to protect the minister, as a member of Japanese intelligence. 804 01:01:27,967 --> 01:01:32,049 Isn't that funny? I'm too... Émilien, Marseille Police. 805 01:01:32,050 --> 01:01:33,382 It's Daniel, he's... 806 01:01:33,383 --> 01:01:35,800 ...in training! I'm learning to be stupid! 807 01:01:36,300 --> 01:01:39,550 Yes indeed... Who is this guy "Yuki Tsumoto"? 808 01:01:39,633 --> 01:01:44,216 A Yakuza. He controls the north. Very powerful and conservative. 809 01:01:44,217 --> 01:01:47,717 He doesn't want planes, trains, nuclear energy... 810 01:01:47,800 --> 01:01:51,382 France wants to sell, so he takes action. 811 01:01:51,383 --> 01:01:55,550 Not only will the minister not sign anything, but France will never again sign a contract with Japan! 812 01:01:55,633 --> 01:01:59,217 Tsumoto sent over $2,000 masters of hypnosis. 813 01:01:59,383 --> 01:02:03,550 They will condition the minister, who during the parade will grab any weapon ... 814 01:02:03,633 --> 01:02:06,050 ...and start killing people randomly. Maybe even the president. 815 01:02:07,550 --> 01:02:11,382 And to protest, France will abort all diplomats relations with Japan...so no more contracts! 816 01:02:11,383 --> 01:02:12,717 - Exactly. - It's crazy! 817 01:02:13,217 --> 01:02:17,549 The parade is at 11 so we have very little time to free your friend and the minister. 818 01:02:17,550 --> 01:02:19,800 Yeah good but I have to ask my boss first... 819 01:02:19,883 --> 01:02:21,716 Which one, the cripple or Sleeping Beauty? 820 01:02:21,717 --> 01:02:22,550 Oh yes... 821 01:02:22,633 --> 01:02:26,299 Listen to Émilien, both of you want to save someone. 822 01:02:26,300 --> 01:02:29,831 We're in a bit of a hurry, so instead to wait for the administration... 823 01:02:29,832 --> 01:02:32,700 ...Maybe we should do it ourselves, don't you think? 824 01:02:32,967 --> 01:02:37,300 He's right! Pardon! No pinching...it's will beat us! So where do we start? 825 01:02:37,383 --> 01:02:40,217 First of all, can you locate them in Paris? 826 01:02:40,300 --> 01:02:43,133 - Absolutely not! - On! It's a piece of cake! 827 01:03:11,383 --> 01:03:14,633 Thanks, Joe. You saved my life! See you soon, buddy. 828 01:03:16,050 --> 01:03:19,383 I have them! They hide in the 14th arrondissement. 829 01:03:19,467 --> 01:03:21,716 Are you sure it's her? Um, I mean, them! 830 01:03:21,717 --> 01:03:25,632 3 black Mitsubishis with a blonde attached in the back. Do you want me to check? 831 01:03:25,633 --> 01:03:26,467 OK OK... 832 01:03:26,550 --> 01:03:28,633 Well, there's not much time left. At the airport! 833 01:03:28,717 --> 01:03:30,633 Don't hurry, there is no plane for at least 3 hours! 834 01:03:33,217 --> 01:03:37,300 We can't wait. We must arrive in Paris as soon as possible. So find a solution! 835 01:03:37,550 --> 01:03:39,799 GET UP! THE WAR IS ON US! 836 01:03:39,800 --> 01:03:42,967 - In my opinion! My men! - It's me, Daniel! 837 01:03:43,050 --> 01:03:46,050 Oh, Daniel...! Where are the troops? 838 01:03:46,133 --> 01:03:50,883 Annihilated! It's only us who can save the day. And you owe me, remember? 839 01:03:50,967 --> 01:03:53,550 - Affirmative! - I need your help. Now. 840 01:04:08,467 --> 01:04:10,883 Oh shit...what's taking them so long? 841 01:04:21,133 --> 01:04:22,967 Cool! No worries, buddy! 842 01:04:23,133 --> 01:04:28,550 Daniel, I hope you know what you're doing Because I don't trust that. Not a bit! 843 01:04:28,633 --> 01:04:29,799 Why, do you have a better idea? 844 01:04:29,800 --> 01:04:31,633 What now? No but... 845 01:04:31,717 --> 01:04:33,550 Well, then you better think! Quickly! 846 01:04:55,883 --> 01:04:59,383 - Daniel, I have it! Let me out, I can... - Too late...! 847 01:05:20,217 --> 01:05:21,633 Are you guys cool? 848 01:05:21,967 --> 01:05:24,466 You bet! Cool as ice! 849 01:05:24,467 --> 01:05:26,717 Scream if there's a problem, okay? 850 01:05:28,550 --> 01:05:31,882 OK, I'm screaming! We just lost a parachute! 851 01:05:31,883 --> 01:05:34,800 That's why there are 3! 1 or 2 always screw up! 852 01:05:35,133 --> 01:05:36,133 I see...! 853 01:05:40,050 --> 01:05:42,549 Emilien. You have your license now, right? 854 01:05:42,550 --> 01:05:43,217 Yeah why? 855 01:05:43,218 --> 01:05:46,467 Take my place then. Come on, move it! 856 01:05:55,633 --> 01:05:57,133 I'll try to find out where we are. 857 01:05:57,383 --> 01:05:58,383 Where am I going? 858 01:05:58,467 --> 01:05:59,800 Straight ahead! 859 01:06:00,383 --> 01:06:02,133 - Straight ahead? - Yeah, straight on! 860 01:06:02,217 --> 01:06:03,133 OK whatever you say...! 861 01:06:03,800 --> 01:06:07,883 Come now, relax. Be more zen, you will feel better! 862 01:06:11,383 --> 01:06:14,217 It feels good, you know. Really good! 863 01:06:17,050 --> 01:06:19,217 Oh, my darling! How are you? 864 01:06:19,300 --> 01:06:21,050 Who is chirping there? 865 01:06:21,133 --> 01:06:22,967 - The hostess. - hostess? 866 01:06:23,967 --> 01:06:25,217 In fact, she is a nurse. 867 01:06:25,467 --> 01:06:26,883 You're in a massage parlor, right? 868 01:06:26,967 --> 01:06:32,966 Of course not, Lily! We are in heaven! Your Dad guides us, Émilien heads... 869 01:06:32,967 --> 01:06:38,133 I repair the parachute and the nurse chirps to calm our nerves, that’s all! 870 01:06:38,217 --> 01:06:40,217 Daniel, what exactly did you smoke?!? 871 01:06:40,300 --> 01:06:44,216 Now listen to me. Read! I try save Petra and a minister's ass! 872 01:06:44,217 --> 01:06:48,383 So I'll call you again when we land! Is it so difficult to understand? 873 01:06:49,800 --> 01:06:52,300 - Are you feeling okay, darling? - I'm awesome! 874 01:06:53,550 --> 01:06:55,217 What? She never believes me! 875 01:06:58,050 --> 01:07:00,217 Try turning left a little. 876 01:07:00,800 --> 01:07:04,633 Now turn left. I repeat, on the left... 877 01:07:17,967 --> 01:07:19,217 Hello! 878 01:07:22,467 --> 01:07:25,467 Everything is fine, stay calm! Marseille police! 879 01:07:34,383 --> 01:07:36,050 - Do you know them? - Yeah. 880 01:07:36,300 --> 01:07:40,217 Yeah...an old student... Go walk home now... 881 01:07:43,133 --> 01:07:44,549 Hello Lionel. 882 01:07:44,550 --> 01:07:47,633 - Hello Jacques, this is Mr. Coutta... - Hello, how are you? 883 01:07:51,133 --> 01:07:55,217 - Are you ready, Coutta? - The Japanese minister is still missing. 884 01:08:20,383 --> 01:08:23,633 There I see her! God is she beautiful...! 885 01:08:23,800 --> 01:08:26,717 - I mean, she seems fine. - And the minister? 886 01:08:26,967 --> 01:08:29,800 He's fine, he's fine. He exercises... 887 01:08:37,050 --> 01:08:39,383 Now that we know where they are, maybe we should try to get them back? 888 01:08:39,633 --> 01:08:42,717 I have an idea. We need to warn your friend one way or another. 889 01:08:42,800 --> 01:08:47,133 - It won't be easy… wait, I'm an idiot! - Oh? Really? 890 01:08:47,217 --> 01:08:49,633 His earpiece! Maybe she kept her earpiece! 891 01:08:50,467 --> 01:08:52,967 Petra! Petra! 892 01:08:54,967 --> 01:08:58,217 Are you ready to kill? 893 01:08:58,717 --> 01:09:00,050 Do you hear me? Petra? 894 01:09:04,383 --> 01:09:06,717 Petra, we're not far away. I see you. 895 01:09:07,633 --> 01:09:13,383 Now get up and turn around! 896 01:09:16,467 --> 01:09:19,217 Petra, get up, I need to see your hands! 897 01:09:24,133 --> 01:09:27,383 - What's going on here? - I'm not doing anything! 898 01:09:27,467 --> 01:09:29,967 - Silly! - Liar! 899 01:09:30,383 --> 01:09:31,883 Sit down. Were coming. 900 01:09:32,467 --> 01:09:33,716 We are coming...it's easy to say! 901 01:09:33,717 --> 01:09:34,967 Don't worry, I have a plan. 902 01:09:35,217 --> 01:09:36,883 This is exactly what worries me! 903 01:09:37,633 --> 01:09:42,550 You only hear what I tell you... 904 01:09:42,967 --> 01:09:46,467 You obey me! 905 01:09:50,967 --> 01:09:54,800 You only do what I tell you... 906 01:09:55,050 --> 01:09:58,550 You obey me! 907 01:10:00,633 --> 01:10:03,800 And now... 908 01:10:04,717 --> 01:10:13,383 I want to go home because it's too much cold here and I get sick and... 909 01:10:15,550 --> 01:10:21,300 You are going to sleep. 910 01:10:24,883 --> 01:10:26,883 Raise your arms. 911 01:10:32,967 --> 01:10:37,217 Cunt-tit-aah! Hey, it's my turn now! Let's go! 912 01:10:37,633 --> 01:10:39,967 I'm not bad at hypnosis! 913 01:10:40,300 --> 01:10:42,800 Sit down! Good boy! 914 01:10:42,967 --> 01:10:47,217 Now go to bed! Very very good! 915 01:10:47,383 --> 01:10:49,383 And now... sleep! 916 01:10:52,383 --> 01:10:55,882 Freeze or you will sleep too and for a long time! All right? 917 01:10:55,883 --> 01:10:58,133 Okay, I'll cover for you. 918 01:11:03,133 --> 01:11:05,383 Hey, girls, what are you doing? 919 01:11:53,300 --> 01:11:55,800 It's not necessary. I covered them. 920 01:11:55,967 --> 01:11:57,467 It's not busy, Émilien. 921 01:11:57,758 --> 01:11:59,050 What do you mean, it's not loaded? 922 01:12:00,425 --> 01:12:01,300 How to come? 923 01:12:03,717 --> 01:12:06,800 It was me. I emptied the clip yesterday. 924 01:12:08,383 --> 01:12:12,133 So...it never loaded? 925 01:12:13,217 --> 01:12:15,008 I was afraid you would be hurt... 926 01:12:38,633 --> 01:12:40,883 I'm very late, can you save my life? 927 01:12:45,133 --> 01:12:47,300 Um... don't worry, I'll manage. 928 01:12:49,925 --> 01:12:52,967 - Come on, jump in! - What...? Are you sure? 929 01:13:15,133 --> 01:13:16,925 Catch these clowns! 930 01:13:44,300 --> 01:13:46,467 Want sushi? 931 01:13:46,550 --> 01:13:47,800 There is no way out, Daniel! 932 01:14:19,633 --> 01:14:21,300 They're after you, Daniel! 933 01:14:34,800 --> 01:14:35,800 That's a minus! 934 01:14:38,050 --> 01:14:39,883 We will get off at the next station... 935 01:15:00,967 --> 01:15:03,383 We are too heavy. And they have good cars! 936 01:15:03,633 --> 01:15:06,300 Ask your colleagues in Paris to help you. 937 01:15:06,342 --> 01:15:08,133 Forget. Paris cops and Marseille are at war. 938 01:15:08,217 --> 01:15:09,133 They will never help us. 939 01:15:09,217 --> 01:15:10,133 Aww, you never asked them politely! 940 01:15:12,383 --> 01:15:13,383 Daniel, what...? 941 01:15:25,300 --> 01:15:30,467 Damn, aren't you at the parade? Soldiers not your thing? 942 01:15:30,633 --> 01:15:33,550 Would you rather stay home and devour buds? 943 01:15:33,800 --> 01:15:38,133 How to make a love parade? May he who loves me follow me! 944 01:15:44,883 --> 01:15:46,217 I think you went a little far! 945 01:15:46,300 --> 01:15:49,008 Oh, don't worry, I'm sure they loved it! 946 01:15:51,467 --> 01:15:54,800 Catch this bastard, alive! I'll blow it up myself! 947 01:16:10,550 --> 01:16:12,633 Where are you? 948 01:16:14,717 --> 01:16:16,967 Where is the “Trocadero”? 949 01:16:17,383 --> 01:16:19,383 Well, you have to change at Châtelet! 950 01:16:36,300 --> 01:16:38,008 A bus, Daniel! 951 01:16:52,592 --> 01:16:54,675 Oh, the Eiffel Tower! 952 01:17:03,133 --> 01:17:05,592 Stay off the grass! 953 01:17:19,550 --> 01:17:21,758 - It's all right now! - ALL RIGHT! 954 01:17:27,300 --> 01:17:28,382 Where does this one come from? 955 01:17:28,383 --> 01:17:30,633 Yes. Take the taxi! 956 01:17:32,717 --> 01:17:34,258 - Kamikaze! - Kamika what? 957 01:17:35,717 --> 01:17:37,217 Kamikaze...?!! 958 01:17:42,883 --> 01:17:44,383 BANZAI...! 959 01:18:58,217 --> 01:19:00,717 Damn...I can't shake them! We are too heavy! 960 01:19:00,967 --> 01:19:01,883 I can go out, if you want! 961 01:19:01,967 --> 01:19:04,633 - Bad idea Émilien, try harder! - I can't! 962 01:19:08,550 --> 01:19:10,883 - Call the general! - ALL RIGHT. General, are you copying? 963 01:19:11,092 --> 01:19:14,300 Loud 'n' clear! How is your Paris tour going? 964 01:19:14,550 --> 01:19:16,133 It's stringy by! 965 01:19:16,383 --> 01:19:21,008 Tell him to block the exit from the Dauphine tunnel. We'll set a trap there! 966 01:19:21,383 --> 01:19:22,883 No problem. Give me 5 minutes! 967 01:19:24,133 --> 01:19:25,466 Yes Hi? 968 01:19:25,467 --> 01:19:27,966 Picard? Bertineau here! 969 01:19:27,967 --> 01:19:29,216 General, sir! 970 01:19:29,217 --> 01:19:31,633 Do you have a spare tank or two? 971 01:19:32,717 --> 01:19:34,050 Actually, yes... 972 01:19:36,633 --> 01:19:38,300 We're almost there, he better hurry! 973 01:19:50,467 --> 01:19:52,967 Damn, what's taking him so long? 974 01:19:54,925 --> 01:19:57,716 Roger sir, we are in position. The tunnel is blocked. 975 01:19:57,717 --> 01:20:00,383 - 4 minutes, 32 seconds. - Well done, sir! 976 01:20:00,717 --> 01:20:01,883 To wait for! 977 01:20:07,883 --> 01:20:09,799 I don't want to play after all! 978 01:20:09,800 --> 01:20:11,716 Would you rather stop and get shot? 979 01:20:11,717 --> 01:20:14,383 No but I don't want to touch a tank either! 980 01:20:15,300 --> 01:20:18,800 Daniel, now that I found Petra I would like to enjoy it before I die! 981 01:20:18,842 --> 01:20:21,467 Don't worry. I'll take you straight to paradise! 982 01:20:23,800 --> 01:20:26,092 But I want to stay right here on earth, Daniel! 983 01:21:07,633 --> 01:21:08,967 You scared the bejesus out of me again! 984 01:21:09,842 --> 01:21:12,425 Maybe one day you'll trust me! 985 01:21:17,050 --> 01:21:20,633 The minister says you are wonderful. He would have love that you become his driver in Japan. 986 01:21:21,133 --> 01:21:25,217 Thanks, maybe later. But now I want to go home! 987 01:21:25,508 --> 01:21:29,383 Yes, we're going home, Daniel. Can we drop you off somewhere? 988 01:21:35,133 --> 01:21:36,299 Oh no, not TV! 989 01:21:36,300 --> 01:21:39,383 Just 5 minutes, it's the parade... I want to see your father. 990 01:21:48,633 --> 01:21:52,050 Oh...? It looks like Daniel's taxi! Isn't that funny? 991 01:22:00,550 --> 01:22:01,633 Emilien?! 992 01:22:12,383 --> 01:22:16,300 Well, uh... that's something new. 993 01:22:16,717 --> 01:22:18,383 A...stealth taxi. 994 01:22:20,633 --> 01:22:25,425 I'm going to drop you off at the stand and I'm going to run, okay? I don't like this place...it freaks me out. 995 01:22:26,300 --> 01:22:27,425 Emilien...