1 00:00:01,327 --> 00:00:02,294 Gloria, honey! 2 00:00:02,574 --> 00:00:03,653 I'm ready whenever you are! 3 00:00:03,655 --> 00:00:05,802 We should hurry. The reservation's at 7:00. 4 00:00:05,802 --> 00:00:06,943 Claire, where are you? 5 00:00:07,611 --> 00:00:09,023 Okay, see you in two. 6 00:00:14,498 --> 00:00:15,572 What are you doing? 7 00:00:15,572 --> 00:00:17,975 I'm striking a seductive pose for your mother. 8 00:00:18,108 --> 00:00:20,254 Gross. But I like the suit. Is that new? 9 00:00:20,254 --> 00:00:20,993 Oh, yeah. 10 00:00:20,995 --> 00:00:22,412 Now that his honey gots her own money, 11 00:00:22,412 --> 00:00:25,092 daddy went and snagged hisself some new threads, girl. 12 00:00:25,671 --> 00:00:27,296 Hands down, your funniest voice. 13 00:00:27,297 --> 00:00:28,976 Bordering on the offensive. 14 00:00:29,178 --> 00:00:31,444 Listen, I'm a realtor, and I work a lot with families, 15 00:00:31,446 --> 00:00:34,000 so normally, I dial the sexy back to five, 16 00:00:34,002 --> 00:00:37,534 but Claire's been working very hard lately. 17 00:00:37,858 --> 00:00:39,098 So tonight... 18 00:00:40,504 --> 00:00:43,257 Byoooooop! 19 00:00:44,392 --> 00:00:45,277 Stick around if you want to see 20 00:00:45,279 --> 00:00:46,972 your mom's tongue fall out of her mouth. 21 00:00:46,972 --> 00:00:49,386 Not unless you want to see my lunch fall out of mine. 22 00:00:50,452 --> 00:00:52,616 Oh, I'm sorry I am late. 23 00:00:52,616 --> 00:00:54,220 Traffic was horrible. 24 00:00:54,312 --> 00:00:56,592 Sounds like someone could use a tall drink of water. 25 00:00:56,593 --> 00:00:58,645 Yeah, right. Water. 26 00:01:01,890 --> 00:01:03,822 Luke, what did I tell you about leaning back on that thing? 27 00:01:03,823 --> 00:01:05,037 I don't know. "Don't"? 28 00:01:05,038 --> 00:01:06,276 Honey, what are you still doing here? 29 00:01:06,278 --> 00:01:07,656 You're supposed to be babysitting Joe. 30 00:01:07,657 --> 00:01:09,846 Yeah, but I have to drop off Alex to watch Lily first, 31 00:01:09,846 --> 00:01:10,986 and she's still not ready. 32 00:01:10,988 --> 00:01:13,054 She can't be concerned about her looks, right? 33 00:01:13,056 --> 00:01:14,695 - I can hear you! - I'm kidding. 34 00:01:14,697 --> 00:01:17,325 I'm just saying, it'd be sad to think she actually tries. 35 00:01:17,325 --> 00:01:19,076 - Heard that, too! - It was a joke! 36 00:01:19,077 --> 00:01:20,991 Man, do big ears actually hear better? 37 00:01:20,993 --> 00:01:22,792 Oh, my God, just stop talking. 38 00:01:22,794 --> 00:01:23,893 Okay, girls. 39 00:01:23,893 --> 00:01:26,452 It's time for you guys to hit the road. 40 00:01:26,452 --> 00:01:27,923 - Okay, bye. - Oh, yeah, bye. - Bye. 41 00:01:27,923 --> 00:01:29,188 Why aren't you going with them? 42 00:01:29,189 --> 00:01:30,126 He wanted to stay home. 43 00:01:30,126 --> 00:01:31,406 I said it was okay. 44 00:01:31,427 --> 00:01:33,095 - By himself? - It's fine. 45 00:01:33,095 --> 00:01:35,223 If he's old enough to watch "The walking dead" with me... 46 00:01:35,225 --> 00:01:36,046 - He's not. - ...then he's old enough 47 00:01:36,047 --> 00:01:37,794 - to stay home alone. - He's not. 48 00:01:37,794 --> 00:01:39,593 Claire, he's not a little boy anymore. 49 00:01:42,234 --> 00:01:43,240 I'm fine. 50 00:01:43,243 --> 00:01:44,864 See how deep his voice is? 51 00:01:46,946 --> 00:01:48,336 Are you okay?! 52 00:02:03,696 --> 00:02:04,758 Oh, this is Haley. 53 00:02:04,759 --> 00:02:07,670 "Be there in 5. Alex took ducking forever." 54 00:02:07,684 --> 00:02:08,727 Oh, it's fine. You know what? 55 00:02:08,728 --> 00:02:10,187 We have to pick the "Save the date" card. 56 00:02:10,187 --> 00:02:11,015 I'm at a loss. 57 00:02:11,016 --> 00:02:11,897 Can we just do it tomorrow? 58 00:02:11,898 --> 00:02:13,609 I hate the way my dad looks at us when we're late, 59 00:02:13,610 --> 00:02:16,289 like we're two silly queens blasting disco music, 60 00:02:16,290 --> 00:02:18,008 primping, losing track of time. 61 00:02:18,009 --> 00:02:20,095 Wow, it gets really busy in that head, huh? 62 00:02:20,553 --> 00:02:21,888 Okay, quick. Which one do you like? 63 00:02:21,890 --> 00:02:23,977 - Uh, that one. - Really? I think you picked too quick. 64 00:02:23,978 --> 00:02:25,391 No, I didn't. I really like that one. 65 00:02:25,392 --> 00:02:26,403 I really like this one. 66 00:02:26,404 --> 00:02:28,295 Well, then, why did you ducking ask me? 67 00:02:28,296 --> 00:02:29,185 Fine, goes with yours. 68 00:02:29,185 --> 00:02:30,493 Well, if that's the one you really like. 69 00:02:30,494 --> 00:02:31,488 Can you just get ready? 70 00:02:31,489 --> 00:02:32,585 Yeah. Lily, hit it. 71 00:02:32,586 --> 00:02:33,682 On it! 72 00:02:40,060 --> 00:02:42,175 Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! 73 00:02:42,185 --> 00:02:43,955 I've never seen you so excited about a restaurant. 74 00:02:43,955 --> 00:02:46,196 I've waited six weeks for this reservation. 75 00:02:46,198 --> 00:02:49,028 They have an Australian wagyu beef 76 00:02:49,029 --> 00:02:50,544 that's supposed to change your life. 77 00:02:50,545 --> 00:02:52,404 In the way heart disease changes your life? 78 00:02:52,405 --> 00:02:54,014 Because you're a pillar of health. 79 00:02:54,016 --> 00:02:57,881 They only feed this cow alfalfa, barley, and red wine, 80 00:02:57,883 --> 00:03:00,840 and some chef hand-picks each cut, 81 00:03:00,951 --> 00:03:03,300 dry ages it 35 days 82 00:03:03,301 --> 00:03:06,176 before cooking it to a perfect medium-rare, 83 00:03:06,364 --> 00:03:07,188 all for me. 84 00:03:07,189 --> 00:03:08,836 Doesn't the wine make the cow drunk? 85 00:03:08,836 --> 00:03:11,131 It's not "The far side." The cow doesn't drive anywhere. 86 00:03:11,247 --> 00:03:12,437 Gloria! 87 00:03:12,438 --> 00:03:13,480 Let's go! 88 00:03:13,481 --> 00:03:14,593 You know she's not here, right? 89 00:03:14,594 --> 00:03:15,311 What? 90 00:03:15,312 --> 00:03:16,801 She's having her hair blown out. 91 00:03:16,912 --> 00:03:18,017 That's a thing? 92 00:03:18,469 --> 00:03:19,569 That I pay for? 93 00:03:19,685 --> 00:03:21,170 Gloria's always late. 94 00:03:21,288 --> 00:03:22,679 Then I get mad and tell her to hurry. 95 00:03:22,679 --> 00:03:24,337 We yell, and it just takes longer. 96 00:03:24,338 --> 00:03:27,293 So I promised myself, no matter how late she is, 97 00:03:27,293 --> 00:03:29,518 just to take some deep breaths and stay calm. 98 00:03:29,519 --> 00:03:31,720 That's the only thing I learned in lamaze class 99 00:03:31,734 --> 00:03:33,690 because we were always late. 100 00:03:35,639 --> 00:03:38,431 Hi! Everybody's running like crazy tonight. 101 00:03:38,432 --> 00:03:41,452 I took San Vicente thinking that I was gonna save some time, 102 00:03:41,454 --> 00:03:43,288 but then they're working on the sewer. 103 00:03:43,289 --> 00:03:45,685 So I went around Montana, down Moreno. 104 00:03:45,687 --> 00:03:48,057 But then there's that dip in the road. 105 00:03:48,058 --> 00:03:49,739 I always forget about that dip in the road. 106 00:03:49,740 --> 00:03:53,841 I hit it so hard that I spilled the coffee all over the car. 107 00:03:53,842 --> 00:03:56,142 Did I tell you who I had coffee with? 108 00:04:00,169 --> 00:04:02,240 I think Luke is scared to be left in the house alone, 109 00:04:02,240 --> 00:04:04,706 and he's just pretending to be brave for you. 110 00:04:04,735 --> 00:04:06,261 Honey, he's 14. 111 00:04:06,263 --> 00:04:08,145 We left Alex alone when she was 10. 112 00:04:08,146 --> 00:04:09,963 We didn't leave her. We forgot her. 113 00:04:10,074 --> 00:04:11,969 And when we got home, she was fine. 114 00:04:12,027 --> 00:04:13,475 - Physically. - Mm. 115 00:04:13,475 --> 00:04:15,793 Plus, she's still friends with that sweet 911 operator. 116 00:04:15,795 --> 00:04:16,845 Yeah. 117 00:04:17,249 --> 00:04:17,996 What are you doing? 118 00:04:17,996 --> 00:04:18,828 Making sure Luke knows 119 00:04:18,828 --> 00:04:20,391 what to do in case of emergency. 120 00:04:20,393 --> 00:04:21,930 Of course he does. 121 00:04:23,906 --> 00:04:25,317 Someone's at the door! 122 00:04:25,762 --> 00:04:27,873 Luke, it's just your mom testing you. 123 00:04:27,873 --> 00:04:28,948 Don't worry, mom. 124 00:04:28,948 --> 00:04:31,514 If I hear that while you're gone, I won't answer. 125 00:04:31,615 --> 00:04:33,473 I'll just hide where no one can find me. 126 00:04:36,452 --> 00:04:37,849 Cam, come on, let's go. 127 00:04:37,849 --> 00:04:38,875 Two seconds. 128 00:04:38,877 --> 00:04:39,996 I thought that being with a man 129 00:04:39,996 --> 00:04:41,749 meant that I wouldn't have to wait around like this. 130 00:04:41,751 --> 00:04:43,283 I feel cheated. I do. 131 00:04:43,845 --> 00:04:45,476 Let's play dolls. 132 00:04:45,716 --> 00:04:48,139 Actually, I want to read you one of my favorite books. 133 00:04:48,140 --> 00:04:50,064 It's called "Little women," and it's about four sisters 134 00:04:50,064 --> 00:04:52,414 who overcome poverty and the patriarchy... 135 00:04:52,414 --> 00:04:54,428 Nope! Dolls. 136 00:04:54,430 --> 00:04:56,353 This is Ashley. She's a wife. 137 00:04:56,355 --> 00:04:59,294 Well, I hope that's not the only thing that defines her. 138 00:04:59,825 --> 00:05:00,967 Does she have a career? 139 00:05:00,967 --> 00:05:03,157 Nope, she shops. Where's Haley? 140 00:05:03,600 --> 00:05:05,341 How come it takes me five minutes to get ready, 141 00:05:05,341 --> 00:05:06,220 and you take forever? 142 00:05:06,221 --> 00:05:08,100 Oh, please. I could get ready in five minutes, too, 143 00:05:08,102 --> 00:05:09,296 if I dressed like -- 144 00:05:10,894 --> 00:05:12,164 You did it again. 145 00:05:12,166 --> 00:05:13,225 Not changing. 146 00:05:13,347 --> 00:05:14,960 Fasten your seatbelts. 147 00:05:14,960 --> 00:05:17,073 It's going to be a crazy night. 148 00:05:17,073 --> 00:05:18,868 No, honey, it's gonna be a bumpy night. 149 00:05:18,868 --> 00:05:20,916 Remember, you can't have two dads and make that mistake. 150 00:05:20,916 --> 00:05:22,170 Bumpy night. 151 00:05:22,170 --> 00:05:24,017 Okay, so how often does this happen? 152 00:05:24,018 --> 00:05:25,138 Too often. 153 00:05:25,897 --> 00:05:27,220 Men just don't have that many options. 154 00:05:27,221 --> 00:05:28,658 I can't tell you the number of times 155 00:05:28,660 --> 00:05:29,874 I've walked by a women's boutique 156 00:05:29,875 --> 00:05:32,476 and just thought, "what I would do to have that many choices." 157 00:05:32,753 --> 00:05:33,921 Don't ever say that again. 158 00:05:33,921 --> 00:05:35,068 I don't like any part of it. 159 00:05:35,068 --> 00:05:36,344 All right, one of us has to change. 160 00:05:36,346 --> 00:05:37,819 We look like twin toddlers at church. 161 00:05:37,821 --> 00:05:38,499 Yeah, tell me about it. 162 00:05:38,501 --> 00:05:40,477 And this place we're going is supposed to be super hip. 163 00:05:40,478 --> 00:05:42,266 We're probably gonna run into someone. 164 00:05:42,267 --> 00:05:44,231 And come on. I don't have that many outfits. 165 00:05:44,231 --> 00:05:46,706 My clothes take up exactly one-quarter of the closet. 166 00:05:46,708 --> 00:05:48,280 That's not fair. My clothes are bigger than yours. 167 00:05:48,282 --> 00:05:49,047 All right, I hate to play this card, 168 00:05:49,049 --> 00:05:49,989 but I was dressed first. So... 169 00:05:49,989 --> 00:05:51,586 Oh, that is silly. 170 00:05:51,588 --> 00:05:54,678 Lily, it's time to play "who wore it best?" 171 00:05:55,727 --> 00:05:57,828 No, I'm not doing this again. I can't. 172 00:05:57,830 --> 00:05:59,169 Fine. Alex. 173 00:05:59,941 --> 00:06:01,468 Uh, I don't know. 174 00:06:01,468 --> 00:06:03,362 Boys' clothes aren't really my thing. 175 00:06:03,905 --> 00:06:04,854 Really? 176 00:06:09,980 --> 00:06:10,545 I don't get it. 177 00:06:10,547 --> 00:06:12,155 Doesn't the wine get the cow drunk? 178 00:06:12,155 --> 00:06:13,537 - Thank you. - Honest to God. 179 00:06:13,537 --> 00:06:14,918 Have neither of you seen a cow? 180 00:06:14,957 --> 00:06:15,603 They're huge. 181 00:06:15,603 --> 00:06:17,048 I bet Tequila would do it quicker. 182 00:06:17,050 --> 00:06:19,224 It's not the goal to get the cow drunk. 183 00:06:19,224 --> 00:06:20,073 You got to be kidding me. 184 00:06:20,075 --> 00:06:21,830 Manny, see why your mother's taking so long. 185 00:06:21,832 --> 00:06:24,064 And don't tell her I sent you. 186 00:06:24,064 --> 00:06:25,043 Mom! Hurry! 187 00:06:25,045 --> 00:06:26,581 Don't yell. I could have yelled. 188 00:06:26,581 --> 00:06:28,141 - Then why didn't you? - Because I didn't want to yell. 189 00:06:28,143 --> 00:06:29,815 - I want you to go. - Why can't you go? 190 00:06:29,815 --> 00:06:31,229 Why can't you do what I ask? 191 00:06:31,231 --> 00:06:32,870 I'm trying to do something new here! 192 00:06:32,872 --> 00:06:34,889 Stop yelling, Jay! I'm ready! 193 00:06:34,891 --> 00:06:35,982 Oh, geez. 194 00:06:35,984 --> 00:06:38,200 Haley, Manny knows where all the baby stuff is, 195 00:06:38,202 --> 00:06:40,298 and if Joe won't go to bed, just put on Gladys knight 196 00:06:40,300 --> 00:06:41,180 and bounce him around a little bit. 197 00:06:41,180 --> 00:06:42,168 Oh, you still do that? 198 00:06:42,168 --> 00:06:43,622 I loved when you did that with us. 199 00:06:43,624 --> 00:06:44,321 How about that? 200 00:06:44,323 --> 00:06:46,573 Somebody in this family remembers a nice thing I did. 201 00:06:46,573 --> 00:06:48,173 I remember something nice you did. 202 00:06:48,173 --> 00:06:51,296 You bought me this dress yesterday when you were working. 203 00:06:51,386 --> 00:06:52,186 How do I look? 204 00:06:52,186 --> 00:06:53,544 Gorgeous. Let's go! 205 00:06:53,558 --> 00:06:55,214 You didn't even look at me. Haley. 206 00:06:55,614 --> 00:06:57,091 Well, "A," your hair looks amazing, 207 00:06:57,093 --> 00:06:58,513 like you just got off a horse. 208 00:06:58,514 --> 00:07:00,103 That's exactly what I was going for. 209 00:07:00,103 --> 00:07:01,276 But if I had one thought... 210 00:07:01,277 --> 00:07:02,195 No! No thoughts. 211 00:07:02,197 --> 00:07:03,717 ...Are those for sure the best earrings? 212 00:07:03,717 --> 00:07:05,132 They seem to be kind of getting lost. 213 00:07:05,133 --> 00:07:07,003 I have the same color in a bigger size. 214 00:07:07,004 --> 00:07:08,246 - How much bigger? - Like a meter. 215 00:07:08,246 --> 00:07:09,506 A meter? That's like a foot. 216 00:07:09,508 --> 00:07:10,690 Actually, it's like a yard. 217 00:07:10,692 --> 00:07:12,120 Oh, sorry -- It's like a millimeter. 218 00:07:12,122 --> 00:07:13,040 You mean a centimeter. 219 00:07:13,041 --> 00:07:14,964 All this math. Just show me. 220 00:07:16,496 --> 00:07:18,049 - Gloria! - What? 221 00:07:20,254 --> 00:07:21,233 I think the new earrings 222 00:07:21,233 --> 00:07:23,612 are really gonna tie your whole outfit together. 223 00:07:23,612 --> 00:07:25,120 You're so sweet! 224 00:07:27,471 --> 00:07:29,078 Wow. That was very mature of you. 225 00:07:29,080 --> 00:07:30,374 Yeah, well, I'm a lot older now 226 00:07:30,376 --> 00:07:32,340 than when she started getting dressed. 227 00:07:34,115 --> 00:07:36,103 So this sound... 228 00:07:37,019 --> 00:07:38,356 ...that's the doorbell. 229 00:07:38,514 --> 00:07:40,465 That other sound was the smoke alarm. 230 00:07:40,465 --> 00:07:41,131 Got it. 231 00:07:41,133 --> 00:07:43,054 Okay, and if you're hungry, don't order a pizza. 232 00:07:43,054 --> 00:07:44,334 They don't screen those delivery guys. 233 00:07:44,334 --> 00:07:45,726 Half of them are ex-cons. 234 00:07:46,127 --> 00:07:48,525 Stop it. You're gonna scare him. It's gonna be fine. 235 00:07:48,525 --> 00:07:50,212 But if you do choke, you've gotta throw yourself 236 00:07:50,214 --> 00:07:51,948 against the back of a chair to get the food out. 237 00:07:51,948 --> 00:07:53,358 He'll just drink stuff. 238 00:07:53,360 --> 00:07:54,528 Nothing from under the sink. 239 00:07:54,530 --> 00:07:55,864 Even if it's lemony? 240 00:07:56,206 --> 00:07:57,427 I'm just messing with you. 241 00:07:57,429 --> 00:07:59,250 In case of fire, go low and get out. 242 00:07:59,250 --> 00:08:00,397 In case of earthquake -- 243 00:08:00,399 --> 00:08:02,019 Wait. You think there could be an earthquake? 244 00:08:02,020 --> 00:08:04,023 The last time we had one, that big cabinet fell on me. 245 00:08:04,023 --> 00:08:05,301 - No, it didn't. - It did?! 246 00:08:06,071 --> 00:08:06,975 Let's go. 247 00:08:07,019 --> 00:08:07,815 Bye, honey, we love you. 248 00:08:07,817 --> 00:08:08,901 Do you have the keys? 249 00:08:08,903 --> 00:08:11,240 We're gonna check in. I promise! 250 00:08:15,318 --> 00:08:17,173 Uhh, what's going on? 251 00:08:17,257 --> 00:08:18,268 New suit? 252 00:08:18,269 --> 00:08:19,151 This old thing? 253 00:08:19,376 --> 00:08:20,341 Yes, it is. 254 00:08:20,754 --> 00:08:22,750 I got it at this hipster place downtown. 255 00:08:22,818 --> 00:08:23,702 You like it? 256 00:08:24,947 --> 00:08:25,910 It's tight. 257 00:08:25,910 --> 00:08:27,427 Well, the salesman said it was the style, 258 00:08:27,429 --> 00:08:28,504 and he looked like a Mumford and Son, 259 00:08:28,504 --> 00:08:29,439 so I think he'd know. 260 00:08:29,439 --> 00:08:30,841 Mm, let's go. 261 00:08:34,306 --> 00:08:36,068 Slow down, Flo Jo. 262 00:08:38,488 --> 00:08:39,761 You know what? We don't have time for this. 263 00:08:39,762 --> 00:08:40,515 I'll just change. 264 00:08:40,516 --> 00:08:42,712 Well, now I feel bad. Let's both just change. 265 00:08:42,713 --> 00:08:43,891 That's the fair thing to do. 266 00:08:43,891 --> 00:08:45,771 Okay, fine. But quickly, please. 267 00:08:48,809 --> 00:08:49,801 Okay. 268 00:08:54,270 --> 00:08:55,466 I don't know. 269 00:08:55,856 --> 00:08:56,682 It's blue. 270 00:08:57,856 --> 00:08:59,404 Yeah, this one's so yellow. 271 00:09:00,101 --> 00:09:00,838 Oh, you know what? 272 00:09:00,839 --> 00:09:03,232 I have a stain on this one. I can't wear it. 273 00:09:03,238 --> 00:09:05,256 Oh, paisley, yeah. I don't know. 274 00:09:05,656 --> 00:09:07,161 Are you kidding me right now?! 275 00:09:07,161 --> 00:09:09,362 - What? - I know this trick, Cam. 276 00:09:09,363 --> 00:09:10,983 You take forever to pick out an outfit, 277 00:09:10,984 --> 00:09:12,651 knowing very well that I'll say, "let's just go," 278 00:09:12,652 --> 00:09:13,450 because we're late. 279 00:09:13,451 --> 00:09:15,412 Meantime, you get credit for offering to change 280 00:09:15,413 --> 00:09:16,941 while I'm the one who actually does. 281 00:09:16,942 --> 00:09:18,014 - As usual. - Excuse me. 282 00:09:18,015 --> 00:09:21,525 Are you accusing me of manipulating you to get my way? 283 00:09:21,526 --> 00:09:22,276 Actually... 284 00:09:22,277 --> 00:09:24,824 Because that's what my mother used to accuse me of, 285 00:09:24,825 --> 00:09:25,477 and I got to say 286 00:09:25,477 --> 00:09:27,968 that that brings up a lot of stuff with me. 287 00:09:28,281 --> 00:09:29,557 You're crying without tears. 288 00:09:29,559 --> 00:09:31,008 Give me a minute. 289 00:09:34,301 --> 00:09:36,203 "'Christmas won't be Christmas without any presents, ' 290 00:09:36,205 --> 00:09:37,263 "grumbled Jo. 291 00:09:37,392 --> 00:09:39,519 'It's so dreadful to be poor,' sighed --" 292 00:09:39,520 --> 00:09:41,586 Stop! I hate this. 293 00:09:42,144 --> 00:09:43,712 Can I put makeup on you? 294 00:09:43,713 --> 00:09:45,420 Why does everyone ask me that? 295 00:09:45,444 --> 00:09:47,150 Let's just have a good time tonight, all right? 296 00:09:47,151 --> 00:09:48,747 - I'm not mad. - Okay, good. 297 00:09:49,147 --> 00:09:51,357 And you do look super-duper handsome in that. 298 00:09:51,358 --> 00:09:52,108 Don't even. 299 00:09:52,108 --> 00:09:53,289 I'm gonna grab a water for the road. 300 00:09:53,290 --> 00:09:54,257 Yeah, get me a soda. 301 00:09:54,258 --> 00:09:55,918 Okay, Alex. Thank you so much. 302 00:09:55,919 --> 00:09:57,029 Have a fun night. 303 00:09:57,031 --> 00:09:58,231 Honey, we love you. 304 00:09:59,388 --> 00:10:01,516 - Here you go. All right. - Thank you. 305 00:10:01,518 --> 00:10:03,173 Okay, and remember, no eating in the living room. 306 00:10:03,173 --> 00:10:04,930 Aah! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 307 00:10:06,150 --> 00:10:08,183 What did you do? What did you do?! 308 00:10:08,226 --> 00:10:10,270 Come on! You can't possibly think -- 309 00:10:10,271 --> 00:10:11,251 you shook this can 310 00:10:11,252 --> 00:10:12,954 so you could wear the outfit that I wanted to wear? 311 00:10:12,954 --> 00:10:15,118 That is exactly what I think! 312 00:10:15,118 --> 00:10:15,783 That is insane. 313 00:10:15,785 --> 00:10:17,079 You saw me take it from the refrigerator 314 00:10:17,080 --> 00:10:18,638 - and bring it to you. - Did I? 315 00:10:18,920 --> 00:10:20,579 Or were you out of my sight for the two seconds 316 00:10:20,580 --> 00:10:22,456 that it took you to get from the refrigerator to here, 317 00:10:22,456 --> 00:10:24,631 which would have given you exactly the right amount of time 318 00:10:24,633 --> 00:10:25,720 to shake the can? 319 00:10:26,120 --> 00:10:28,761 Nice theory, Nancy Grace, but I'm not that petty. 320 00:10:28,797 --> 00:10:30,810 Okay, you two. Did you see anything? 321 00:10:31,036 --> 00:10:32,707 Just pretend you're coloring. 322 00:10:39,406 --> 00:10:40,319 Okay, what are you doing? 323 00:10:40,320 --> 00:10:41,237 I'm trying to reach the mirror. 324 00:10:41,238 --> 00:10:42,320 I got something in my eye. 325 00:10:42,321 --> 00:10:43,469 Hi, you've reached the Dunphys. 326 00:10:43,470 --> 00:10:45,393 - Please leave a message after the beep. - Why isn't Luke picking up? 327 00:10:45,465 --> 00:10:46,288 It's hard to reach the phone 328 00:10:46,288 --> 00:10:48,423 when you're tired up by a recently paroled pizza guy. 329 00:10:48,423 --> 00:10:50,121 Ha ha. You're very funny. 330 00:10:51,206 --> 00:10:52,313 What are you doing? 331 00:10:52,846 --> 00:10:53,993 I know it sounds weird. 332 00:10:53,995 --> 00:10:54,838 Call it mother's intuition, 333 00:10:54,838 --> 00:10:56,887 but I just have this feeling that something is wrong. 334 00:10:56,888 --> 00:10:59,305 Fine, do what you want, but I've just about had it up to -- 335 00:10:59,895 --> 00:11:01,552 higher than here with this. 336 00:11:04,538 --> 00:11:05,904 Die, pizza man! 337 00:11:07,945 --> 00:11:09,321 Stop! Stop! 338 00:11:09,582 --> 00:11:11,389 Oh. Sorry, mom. 339 00:11:14,721 --> 00:11:16,437 Told you he could take care of himself. 340 00:11:18,969 --> 00:11:19,791 Move. 341 00:11:25,422 --> 00:11:26,834 Why does she do this? 342 00:11:27,101 --> 00:11:28,540 We're gonna lose our table. 343 00:11:28,711 --> 00:11:31,297 She knows how important it is to me to be on time. 344 00:11:31,298 --> 00:11:32,322 This is torture. 345 00:11:32,322 --> 00:11:34,232 I think you've lost perspective, Jay. 346 00:11:34,234 --> 00:11:34,845 You know what I would give 347 00:11:34,846 --> 00:11:36,663 to wait around for a woman like that? 348 00:11:36,818 --> 00:11:37,948 Reel it in, creepy. 349 00:11:37,949 --> 00:11:39,406 That's your mother up there. 350 00:11:39,453 --> 00:11:40,761 Sorry, sorry. 351 00:11:40,762 --> 00:11:43,006 Once I changed the earrings, I had to change the shoes. 352 00:11:43,006 --> 00:11:44,881 And then I tried on one of Gloria's old dresses, 353 00:11:44,882 --> 00:11:46,656 which made me feel like a 10-year-old boy. 354 00:11:46,656 --> 00:11:48,426 Ay, your body's beautiful. 355 00:11:48,427 --> 00:11:49,087 I agree. 356 00:11:49,089 --> 00:11:50,638 Take it outside the family. 357 00:11:50,638 --> 00:11:52,036 Okay, we ready to go? 358 00:11:52,037 --> 00:11:53,690 Wait. I have the wrong lipstick. 359 00:11:53,691 --> 00:11:54,942 Oh! That's it! I've had it! 360 00:11:54,942 --> 00:11:55,669 Just one minute! 361 00:11:55,671 --> 00:11:56,938 Nothing takes a minute with you. 362 00:11:56,940 --> 00:11:58,068 We're leaving right now. 363 00:11:58,069 --> 00:11:59,558 I don't care what you have to do. 364 00:11:59,559 --> 00:12:01,333 It's bad enough you're being rude to me, 365 00:12:01,334 --> 00:12:02,482 but you're being rude 366 00:12:02,483 --> 00:12:04,670 to the people sitting there waiting for us! 367 00:12:05,454 --> 00:12:07,379 Sorry, you're the first to arrive, 368 00:12:07,381 --> 00:12:09,699 and we can't seat you till everyone's here. 369 00:12:10,528 --> 00:12:12,042 I hope you're happy! 370 00:12:20,757 --> 00:12:22,640 Where d... hell is everybody?! 371 00:12:22,641 --> 00:12:24,480 Yes, I hate waiting like this. 372 00:12:24,481 --> 00:12:25,312 Do you? 373 00:12:25,741 --> 00:12:27,399 Just because everybody else is late 374 00:12:27,400 --> 00:12:29,064 doesn't make it okay for us to be late. 375 00:12:29,064 --> 00:12:31,144 I can't get ready fast with all the yelling! 376 00:12:31,146 --> 00:12:32,028 I wasn't yelling. 377 00:12:32,030 --> 00:12:33,580 You see, you're doing it again! 378 00:12:33,580 --> 00:12:36,332 Gloria, you do this every single time. 379 00:12:36,334 --> 00:12:38,702 If you know how long it takes you to get ready, 380 00:12:38,703 --> 00:12:40,088 why don't you start earlier? 381 00:12:40,090 --> 00:12:41,226 I have my reasons. 382 00:12:41,226 --> 00:12:42,357 I would love to know them. 383 00:12:42,638 --> 00:12:43,869 You're going to be mean. 384 00:12:43,870 --> 00:12:45,161 I promise I won't be. 385 00:12:47,241 --> 00:12:48,853 I like to make an entrance. 386 00:12:49,087 --> 00:12:50,304 What's that, now? 387 00:12:50,670 --> 00:12:52,840 I like the part where I go in, 388 00:12:52,842 --> 00:12:55,216 and everybody's waiting for me, 389 00:12:55,218 --> 00:12:56,662 and they say, 390 00:12:57,660 --> 00:13:00,355 "Gloria, you look so pretty, 391 00:13:00,356 --> 00:13:02,620 and that dress is so beautiful." 392 00:13:02,706 --> 00:13:04,050 Is that so bad? 393 00:13:04,290 --> 00:13:05,259 I don't love it. 394 00:13:07,107 --> 00:13:09,612 Oh, this room is so nice. 395 00:13:09,613 --> 00:13:12,439 I know. It's almost as gorgeous as -- you monster! 396 00:13:12,440 --> 00:13:14,646 What? Oh, this? 397 00:13:14,743 --> 00:13:15,835 Well, you know, you couldn't wear it, 398 00:13:15,837 --> 00:13:17,689 so I figured, what's the harm? 399 00:13:17,690 --> 00:13:19,290 Okay, you know what? I will go over there, 400 00:13:19,291 --> 00:13:21,473 and I will be as socially magnetic as I always am. 401 00:13:21,474 --> 00:13:22,750 We will put this on the back burner, 402 00:13:22,751 --> 00:13:24,977 but underneath, I want you to know, I am fuming. 403 00:13:26,321 --> 00:13:27,635 Hey, Jay, where's Gloria? 404 00:13:27,635 --> 00:13:29,327 She's -- she was there a second -- 405 00:13:29,328 --> 00:13:31,444 There are my boys! 406 00:13:31,444 --> 00:13:33,554 Gloria, you look so pretty. 407 00:13:33,554 --> 00:13:34,881 That dress is so beautiful. 408 00:13:36,895 --> 00:13:37,977 You got to be kidding me. 409 00:13:38,244 --> 00:13:40,542 You let him watch those scary shows with you, 410 00:13:40,544 --> 00:13:42,959 and then we leave him home alone at night. 411 00:13:42,960 --> 00:13:44,463 Of course he's gonna arm himself. 412 00:13:44,464 --> 00:13:46,687 He was fine until you gave him your "50 ways to die" speech. 413 00:13:47,038 --> 00:13:48,365 What was the one about the welcome mat? 414 00:13:48,365 --> 00:13:49,601 They are highly flammable. 415 00:13:49,602 --> 00:13:50,938 For seven to ten people a year, 416 00:13:50,938 --> 00:13:53,183 they may as well say, "welcome to the morgue." 417 00:13:53,183 --> 00:13:54,892 You know what? Drop it. I don't want to fight in public. 418 00:13:54,893 --> 00:13:56,305 - It's embarrassing. - Fine. 419 00:13:56,912 --> 00:13:57,819 Hi, how are you? 420 00:13:57,819 --> 00:13:58,595 Good evening. Hi. 421 00:13:58,597 --> 00:14:00,075 Oh, my leg's asleep! 422 00:14:00,075 --> 00:14:02,287 My leg's asleep! Okay, thank you. 423 00:14:08,004 --> 00:14:10,328 Sir, if the rest of your party doesn't arrive soon, 424 00:14:10,330 --> 00:14:11,573 we have to give up your table. 425 00:14:11,575 --> 00:14:12,215 Any minute. 426 00:14:12,216 --> 00:14:13,877 Again, dad, sorry we're late. 427 00:14:13,879 --> 00:14:15,860 Yeah, you know, Mitchell put on some music, 428 00:14:15,861 --> 00:14:17,828 and we were primping and dancing around, 429 00:14:17,828 --> 00:14:20,626 and I guess, well, we just lost track of time. 430 00:14:20,733 --> 00:14:21,914 Actually, dad, what happened 431 00:14:21,915 --> 00:14:23,234 was Cam was practicing this trick 432 00:14:23,235 --> 00:14:24,540 where he pretends to be accommodating 433 00:14:24,541 --> 00:14:26,210 and then magically gets his way. 434 00:14:26,936 --> 00:14:27,826 There they are. 435 00:14:27,854 --> 00:14:28,608 We need a second. 436 00:14:28,609 --> 00:14:29,935 Oh, Cam, no. 437 00:14:30,512 --> 00:14:31,331 Where are you guys going? 438 00:14:31,331 --> 00:14:32,944 - Can't talk. Too mad. - Oh. 439 00:14:34,529 --> 00:14:35,768 Oh, God. 440 00:14:39,416 --> 00:14:40,523 Hi, dad. 441 00:14:40,524 --> 00:14:41,394 Where's Gloria? 442 00:14:41,395 --> 00:14:43,002 She -- for the love of -- 443 00:14:43,003 --> 00:14:44,853 There you are! 444 00:14:45,167 --> 00:14:47,413 Oh, my goodness! That dress! 445 00:14:47,415 --> 00:14:49,768 Gloria, holy mackerel. 446 00:14:49,769 --> 00:14:50,869 We're so sorry we're late. 447 00:14:50,870 --> 00:14:52,923 We had to drop Luke off at your place. 448 00:14:52,947 --> 00:14:55,845 Phil wanted him to stay home alone, but he got scared. 449 00:14:55,869 --> 00:14:58,653 Man, I can't wait to get some food in my mouth and yours. 450 00:14:58,706 --> 00:14:59,279 Poor Haley. 451 00:14:59,280 --> 00:15:01,559 What is she going to do with all those boys? 452 00:15:01,963 --> 00:15:04,836 ♪ I'll be with him ♪ 453 00:15:04,837 --> 00:15:06,161 ♪ I know you will ♪ 454 00:15:06,198 --> 00:15:08,744 ♪ On that midnight train to Georgia ♪ 455 00:15:08,746 --> 00:15:10,902 ♪ Leaving on the midnight train to Georgia ♪ 456 00:15:10,902 --> 00:15:12,455 ♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪ 457 00:15:12,456 --> 00:15:13,627 ♪ Whoo, Whoo! ♪ 458 00:15:14,210 --> 00:15:14,734 You know what? 459 00:15:14,735 --> 00:15:17,717 I resent the implication that I always get my way. 460 00:15:17,719 --> 00:15:19,709 Really? The "save the date" cards. 461 00:15:19,711 --> 00:15:20,807 For our wedding? 462 00:15:20,818 --> 00:15:22,015 Oh. So, it is still our wedding. 463 00:15:22,015 --> 00:15:23,424 I wasn't sure I was even invited 464 00:15:23,425 --> 00:15:25,389 because you keep asking for my opinion 465 00:15:25,390 --> 00:15:26,521 and then doing the exact opposite. 466 00:15:26,872 --> 00:15:28,756 - That's one thing. - What about the music? 467 00:15:28,757 --> 00:15:30,728 I think our love deserves a band, not a D.J. 468 00:15:30,728 --> 00:15:31,477 The tablecloths. 469 00:15:31,478 --> 00:15:33,036 They make sneakers out of that fabric. 470 00:15:33,036 --> 00:15:35,079 You won't let me pick one thing, and you want to know why? 471 00:15:35,080 --> 00:15:36,593 Because I have better taste than you. 472 00:15:37,537 --> 00:15:39,383 I was gonna say because you're a control freak. 473 00:15:39,836 --> 00:15:42,226 And how can you think that I have bad taste? 474 00:15:42,226 --> 00:15:44,140 We chose the exact same outfit. 475 00:15:44,141 --> 00:15:44,938 Did we? 476 00:15:45,073 --> 00:15:47,525 I wore fun loafers. You wore sensible Oxfords. 477 00:15:47,526 --> 00:15:48,527 Your collar's buttoned down. 478 00:15:48,529 --> 00:15:49,862 Mine's a more current widespread. 479 00:15:49,863 --> 00:15:51,280 And I chose a bold pocket square 480 00:15:51,280 --> 00:15:53,007 to bring out the stripe in the shirt, 481 00:15:53,007 --> 00:15:54,358 all of which you wouldn't have thought of 482 00:15:54,359 --> 00:15:57,058 because, well, I've already said. 483 00:15:57,994 --> 00:15:59,510 You don't like my Oxfords? 484 00:16:00,283 --> 00:16:02,067 I'm sorry. I'm being harsh. 485 00:16:02,067 --> 00:16:03,639 - They're fine. - Thank you. 486 00:16:03,640 --> 00:16:05,218 For a small-town Detective. 487 00:16:05,979 --> 00:16:07,860 Okay, look. I can't help myself. I did it again. 488 00:16:07,861 --> 00:16:09,887 So, I-I don't love them. 489 00:16:09,935 --> 00:16:11,279 But I do love you. 490 00:16:11,450 --> 00:16:13,406 And I don't want you to feel left out. 491 00:16:13,649 --> 00:16:14,183 Okay. 492 00:16:14,184 --> 00:16:16,815 Then let me have a say in planning our wedding. 493 00:16:16,816 --> 00:16:17,959 That's what we agreed to. 494 00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:20,831 You will, and you should, and I'm sorry. 495 00:16:22,094 --> 00:16:23,026 Thank you. 496 00:16:23,422 --> 00:16:25,544 Can you just do one thing for me? 497 00:16:25,663 --> 00:16:26,489 Sure. 498 00:16:26,842 --> 00:16:29,433 Just be honest, and I'll let this go forever. 499 00:16:30,247 --> 00:16:31,616 Did you shake that can? 500 00:16:32,035 --> 00:16:32,908 No. 501 00:16:35,166 --> 00:16:36,786 I'm gonna ask you one more time. 502 00:16:38,359 --> 00:16:39,200 See, Phil? 503 00:16:39,202 --> 00:16:40,954 They don't let Manny stay home alone. 504 00:16:40,955 --> 00:16:41,945 Why do you think Haley's there? 505 00:16:41,945 --> 00:16:44,063 Actually, we let Manny stay home all the time, 506 00:16:44,065 --> 00:16:46,012 and sometimes, he makes cupcakes, 507 00:16:46,013 --> 00:16:47,969 which I could use one right about now -- 508 00:16:48,009 --> 00:16:49,194 or a potato. 509 00:16:49,470 --> 00:16:51,388 Haley's there to take care of Joe. 510 00:16:51,389 --> 00:16:52,587 Are you sure, guys? 511 00:16:52,588 --> 00:16:53,843 'Cause Claire's always right about everything 512 00:16:53,843 --> 00:16:55,296 all the time, forever and ever. 513 00:16:56,159 --> 00:16:57,956 Thank God. Here they are. 514 00:16:57,957 --> 00:16:59,164 Fiona, we're all here. 515 00:16:59,165 --> 00:17:00,883 Actually, dad, we could use a moment. 516 00:17:01,055 --> 00:17:03,373 I'm going to eat my hand. 517 00:17:04,321 --> 00:17:05,425 "Jo immediately sat up, 518 00:17:05,427 --> 00:17:07,613 "put her hands in her pockets, and began to whistle. 519 00:17:07,614 --> 00:17:09,497 "'Don't, Jo. It's so boyish.' 520 00:17:09,498 --> 00:17:10,627 "'That's why I do it.' 521 00:17:10,628 --> 00:17:13,052 "'I detest rude, unladylike girls.' 522 00:17:13,054 --> 00:17:15,209 "'I hate affected, niminy-piminy chits.'" 523 00:17:16,357 --> 00:17:17,838 Okay, this stinks. I give up. 524 00:17:18,021 --> 00:17:19,164 Thank God. 525 00:17:19,165 --> 00:17:20,627 Want to see your hair? 526 00:17:23,539 --> 00:17:25,208 Lily, that's actually good. 527 00:17:25,782 --> 00:17:27,023 Can you really do makeup? 528 00:17:27,629 --> 00:17:28,676 Stay there. 529 00:17:31,765 --> 00:17:34,264 Is it really too much to ask that you consult me 530 00:17:34,264 --> 00:17:35,708 before you make such a big decision? 531 00:17:35,709 --> 00:17:36,938 Claire, when you went back to work, 532 00:17:36,939 --> 00:17:38,371 you asked me to take the reins. 533 00:17:38,372 --> 00:17:39,969 So I think you need to trust me now. 534 00:17:40,229 --> 00:17:42,222 Do you really think I'd put Luke in a dangerous situation? 535 00:17:42,224 --> 00:17:44,023 He's my favorite, which I did not just say. 536 00:17:44,024 --> 00:17:46,374 - If anything happens to him -- - It won't. 537 00:17:46,375 --> 00:17:48,149 If you haven't noticed, I'm pretty good at this, 538 00:17:48,150 --> 00:17:50,238 as hard as it is for you to pay me a compliment. 539 00:17:50,472 --> 00:17:51,572 Where is that coming from? 540 00:17:52,214 --> 00:17:53,841 Well, do you like this suit? 541 00:17:54,393 --> 00:17:56,373 I wouldn't know because all you said was, "it's tight," 542 00:17:56,374 --> 00:17:58,085 and not in a cool black way. 543 00:17:58,461 --> 00:18:00,048 Wait, a-are you trying to say 544 00:18:00,049 --> 00:18:02,392 that you squeezed yourself in that for me? 545 00:18:02,489 --> 00:18:03,376 Yes. 546 00:18:03,783 --> 00:18:05,079 You've been a little distracted at work, 547 00:18:05,079 --> 00:18:06,697 so I wanted to look nice for you. 548 00:18:07,399 --> 00:18:08,734 Oh, honey. 549 00:18:10,153 --> 00:18:12,368 I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. 550 00:18:12,628 --> 00:18:13,530 You're right. 551 00:18:13,928 --> 00:18:15,498 Luke probably would have been fine, 552 00:18:15,500 --> 00:18:17,617 and I am having a hard time letting go. 553 00:18:17,618 --> 00:18:20,642 And if there's one person in the world I trust, it is you. 554 00:18:20,793 --> 00:18:21,709 And? 555 00:18:22,848 --> 00:18:27,434 And... you look hot in that suit. 556 00:18:28,278 --> 00:18:29,285 When we get home later... 557 00:18:29,286 --> 00:18:31,037 Okay, you're actually gonna need to stop. 558 00:18:31,038 --> 00:18:32,526 This suit can't get any tighter. 559 00:18:33,781 --> 00:18:34,989 Hey, we're back. 560 00:18:34,990 --> 00:18:36,016 Nobody goes anywhere. 561 00:18:36,017 --> 00:18:39,111 Everybody hold hands, and we go right to the table. 562 00:18:39,112 --> 00:18:39,774 Fiona? 563 00:18:39,775 --> 00:18:42,701 Actually, we just gave away your table. 564 00:18:42,760 --> 00:18:44,828 I'm sorry, but I did warn you about this. 565 00:18:44,829 --> 00:18:46,519 Listen to me, Fiorina. 566 00:18:46,546 --> 00:18:48,184 This man has been waiting 567 00:18:48,185 --> 00:18:50,463 to eat in this restaurant for months! 568 00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:52,861 We were all selfish, and we made him late. 569 00:18:53,213 --> 00:18:54,300 And maybe I got a little crazy, 570 00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:56,041 but I'm gonna think about that later. 571 00:18:56,042 --> 00:18:57,840 But he has done nothing wrong! 572 00:18:57,840 --> 00:18:59,586 So we're not gonna leave this place 573 00:18:59,587 --> 00:19:01,646 until he eats that drunk cow 574 00:19:01,647 --> 00:19:03,866 that he can't shut up his mouth about! 575 00:19:05,415 --> 00:19:06,766 Why you haven't moved? 576 00:19:07,605 --> 00:19:10,118 Last night, I had the greatest meal I've ever had, 577 00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:11,778 and it never would have happened 578 00:19:11,779 --> 00:19:13,677 if Gloria hadn't got us kicked out 579 00:19:13,678 --> 00:19:15,285 of that snooty restaurant. 580 00:19:18,020 --> 00:19:18,960 Tacos. 581 00:19:20,191 --> 00:19:21,629 Tacos. I need a taco. 582 00:19:21,630 --> 00:19:23,499 - Yes. - Taco truck! 583 00:19:28,472 --> 00:19:29,993 That is delicious. 584 00:19:30,617 --> 00:19:32,233 No, but seriously, who looks better? 585 00:19:32,920 --> 00:19:35,627 I don't know if it was the six scotches I drank 586 00:19:35,628 --> 00:19:36,890 waiting for everybody, 587 00:19:37,039 --> 00:19:39,360 or the fact that I hadn't eaten anything since breakfast... 588 00:19:40,129 --> 00:19:43,082 Or the moment Phil's suit finally gave up. 589 00:19:45,294 --> 00:19:47,204 They even played my favorite song. 590 00:19:47,573 --> 00:19:49,292 ♪ He's leaving ♪ 591 00:19:49,601 --> 00:19:50,398 ♪ Leaving ♪ 592 00:19:51,495 --> 00:19:53,813 ♪ On that midnight train to Georgia ♪ 593 00:19:53,813 --> 00:19:56,156 ♪ Leaving on the midnight train ♪ 594 00:19:57,305 --> 00:19:59,746 ♪ Said he's going back to find ♪ 595 00:20:00,160 --> 00:20:01,780 ♪ Going back to find ♪ 596 00:20:01,781 --> 00:20:04,832 ♪ To a simpler place in time ♪ 597 00:20:05,133 --> 00:20:06,846 ♪ Oh, yes, he is ♪ 598 00:20:07,428 --> 00:20:09,886 ♪ And I'll be with him ♪ 599 00:20:09,887 --> 00:20:11,121 ♪ Yes, he will ♪ 600 00:20:11,346 --> 00:20:14,438 ♪ On that midnight train to Georgia ♪ 601 00:20:14,499 --> 00:20:18,855 A train I'd never make unless I told Gloria it left at 11:00. 602 00:20:19,078 --> 00:20:21,466 ♪ I'd rather live in his world ♪ 603 00:20:22,194 --> 00:20:25,232 ♪ Than be without him in mine ♪ 604 00:20:29,378 --> 00:20:30,312 Here you go. 605 00:20:30,715 --> 00:20:31,649 I didn't know what you wanted to drink, 606 00:20:31,650 --> 00:20:32,994 so I just got you this soda. 607 00:20:32,995 --> 00:20:34,200 That's fine. Thank you. 608 00:20:37,034 --> 00:20:38,091 Cam, what did you do? 609 00:20:38,218 --> 00:20:39,579 I did exactly what you did 610 00:20:39,580 --> 00:20:41,371 because I know you so well. 611 00:20:41,757 --> 00:20:43,268 I didn't shake the soda. 612 00:20:43,269 --> 00:20:44,873 Then you have nothing to worry about, 613 00:20:44,874 --> 00:20:46,217 so go ahead and open it. 614 00:20:50,333 --> 00:20:51,059 I shook it, okay? 615 00:20:51,060 --> 00:20:52,632 I shook the soda. I shook it up! 616 00:20:52,843 --> 00:20:53,858 Are you happy? 617 00:20:54,032 --> 00:20:56,317 It was petty and stupid and awful. I'm sorry. 618 00:20:57,458 --> 00:20:58,306 Damn it.