1 00:00:01,102 --> 00:00:03,374 (Lykke Li's "Get Some" playing) 2 00:00:03,374 --> 00:00:06,137 (alarm beeping) 3 00:00:06,137 --> 00:00:08,008 (beeping stops) 4 00:00:08,008 --> 00:00:11,242 ♪♪♪ 5 00:00:14,285 --> 00:00:18,289 (Meredith) DOCTORS PRACTICE DECEPTION ALL THE TIME. 6 00:00:18,289 --> 00:00:22,153 WE GIVE VAGUE ANSWERS TO HARD QUESTIONS. 7 00:00:22,153 --> 00:00:26,297 WE DON'T TALK ABOUT POST-OP PAIN. 8 00:00:26,297 --> 00:00:28,299 WE SAY, "YOU'LL EXPERIENCE SOME DISCOMFORT." 9 00:00:28,299 --> 00:00:30,731 (clears throat) JOHN DRISCOLL, WHITE MALE, 62, 10 00:00:30,731 --> 00:00:33,404 ALZHEIMER'S DIAGNOSED EIGHT MONTHS AGO. 11 00:00:33,404 --> 00:00:35,236 PATIENT NUMBER ONE 12 00:00:35,236 --> 00:00:37,238 OF ALZHEIMER'S N.G.F. CLINICAL TRIAL. 13 00:00:37,238 --> 00:00:38,639 (beeping) 14 00:00:38,639 --> 00:00:40,441 IF YOU DIDN'T DIE... 15 00:00:40,441 --> 00:00:43,444 WE TELL YOU, "THE SURGERY WENT WELL." 16 00:00:43,444 --> 00:00:45,446 BUT THE PLACEBO HAS TO BE 17 00:00:45,446 --> 00:00:48,079 THE DOCTOR'S GREATEST DECEPTION. 18 00:00:48,079 --> 00:00:50,321 ♪ YOU GON' GET SOME ♪ 19 00:00:50,321 --> 00:00:53,053 ♪ LIKE A SHOTGUN ♪ 20 00:00:53,053 --> 00:00:55,386 ♪ NEEDS AN OUTCOME ♪ 21 00:00:55,386 --> 00:00:58,559 OKAY, YOU'RE GONNA HEAR A... (whirs) 22 00:00:58,559 --> 00:01:00,361 A LITTLE DRILLING SOUND. 23 00:01:00,361 --> 00:01:03,394 (whirring) 24 00:01:03,394 --> 00:01:06,597 ♪ WHERE I CAN DO NO HARM, GO AHEAD, GO WAY LOW ♪ 25 00:01:06,597 --> 00:01:08,739 HOW YOU DOING, JOHN? OKAY. 26 00:01:08,739 --> 00:01:11,602 GREAT. YOU'RE DOING GREAT. ALL RIGHT, ENVELOPE, PLEASE. 27 00:01:11,602 --> 00:01:14,105 HALF OF OUR PATIENTS, WE TELL THE TRUTH. 28 00:01:14,105 --> 00:01:15,606 THE OTHER HALF... 29 00:01:15,606 --> 00:01:18,409 WE PRAY THAT THE PLACEBO EFFECT'S REAL. 30 00:01:18,409 --> 00:01:21,512 ♪ GO AHEAD, GO RIGHT OVER ♪ 31 00:01:21,512 --> 00:01:23,584 ♪ WHOO-HOO! ♪ 32 00:01:23,584 --> 00:01:26,487 (monitor beeping rhythmically) 33 00:01:26,487 --> 00:01:28,489 ♪ GOT YOU AROUND MY FINGER ♪ 34 00:01:28,489 --> 00:01:32,223 OKAY, JOHN, WE'RE GONNA INSERT THE PROBE NOW. 35 00:01:32,223 --> 00:01:35,226 AND WE TELL OURSELVES THAT THEY'LL FEEL BETTER ANYHOW, 36 00:01:35,226 --> 00:01:37,228 BELIEVING HELP'S ON THE WAY, 37 00:01:37,228 --> 00:01:39,370 WHEN IN FACT... 38 00:01:39,370 --> 00:01:47,508 WE'RE LEAVING THEM TO DIE. 39 00:01:47,508 --> 00:01:49,510 (sighs) YOU HAVE TO SAY SOMETHING. 40 00:01:49,510 --> 00:01:51,242 WORDS. MAKE WORDS. 41 00:01:51,242 --> 00:01:53,244 HOLY CRAP. YEP. 42 00:01:53,244 --> 00:01:54,645 A BABY? 43 00:01:54,645 --> 00:01:56,787 GROWING LIKE A WEED IN MY UTERUS. 44 00:01:56,787 --> 00:01:59,220 NOT LIKE A WEED. 45 00:02:00,691 --> 00:02:03,324 LIKE A MIGHTY OAK. 46 00:02:03,324 --> 00:02:05,626 WE'RE GONNA BE GREAT PARENTS. 47 00:02:05,626 --> 00:02:07,898 (laughs) MARK, YOU-- YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO-- 48 00:02:07,898 --> 00:02:09,900 ARE YOU KIDDING? 49 00:02:09,900 --> 00:02:12,433 THAT'S MY KID IN THERE. 50 00:02:12,433 --> 00:02:14,465 I'M A DAD. 51 00:02:14,465 --> 00:02:15,866 (laughing) 52 00:02:15,866 --> 00:02:17,868 WE'RE PARENTS... OF A BABY. 53 00:02:17,868 --> 00:02:20,471 (laughs) OKAY. YOU'RE IN. 54 00:02:20,471 --> 00:02:22,743 SHOULD WE GET MARRIED? OH, NO. 55 00:02:22,743 --> 00:02:25,145 NO, I MEAN, I'M ALL FOR RAISING A BABY WITH YOU, 56 00:02:25,145 --> 00:02:27,147 BUT, UH, THERE'S A LINE. YOU'RE RIGHT. 57 00:02:27,147 --> 00:02:30,451 THAT'S GOOD, 'CAUSE I'M IN LOVE WITH LEXIE, AND IT WOULD BE-- 58 00:02:30,451 --> 00:02:33,854 OH, MY GOD. LEXIE. 59 00:02:33,854 --> 00:02:36,457 WHAT AM I GONNA TELL LEXIE? 60 00:02:36,457 --> 00:02:39,890 OKAY. YOU THINK ABOUT THAT. 61 00:02:39,890 --> 00:02:41,932 (sighs) 62 00:02:49,600 --> 00:02:53,204 ARE YOU READY TO TALK NOW? 63 00:02:53,204 --> 00:02:56,477 (exhales deeply) I WANT TO SAY SOME NOT NICE THINGS, 64 00:02:56,477 --> 00:02:58,479 AND I WANT YOU TO LISTEN WITHOUT SAYING 65 00:02:58,479 --> 00:03:00,851 THAT OUR RELATIONSHIP IS OVER OR WALKING OUT. 66 00:03:00,851 --> 00:03:03,454 OKAY. 67 00:03:03,454 --> 00:03:05,856 I'M MAD THAT YOU SLEPT WITH SOMEONE ELSE. 68 00:03:05,856 --> 00:03:07,858 AND I KNOW THAT WE WERE BROKEN UP, 69 00:03:07,858 --> 00:03:09,860 BUT STILL, YOU SLEPT WITH SOMEONE ELSE. 70 00:03:09,860 --> 00:03:13,294 AND I'M EVEN MADDER THAT THAT PERSON HAS A PENIS. 71 00:03:13,294 --> 00:03:16,297 AND I KNOW THAT YOU'RE BISEXUAL, I KNOW THAT-- OKAY, WOULD YOU RATHER I SLEPT WITH A BUSTY REDHEAD? 72 00:03:16,297 --> 00:03:19,330 'CAUSE-- YOU HAVE TO GIVE ME A CHANCE TO PROCESS THIS, OKAY? 73 00:03:19,330 --> 00:03:21,332 I AM PROCESSING. 74 00:03:21,332 --> 00:03:24,575 I DIDN'T PLAN THIS, OKAY? 75 00:03:24,575 --> 00:03:26,337 I-I... 76 00:03:26,337 --> 00:03:29,480 (sighs) I DIDN'T PLAN ANY OF THIS. 77 00:03:31,242 --> 00:03:32,883 BUT THERE'S A... 78 00:03:32,883 --> 00:03:35,746 MIGHTY OAK OR WHATEVER SHOWING UP IN OUR LIVES 79 00:03:35,746 --> 00:03:37,488 IN ABOUT SEVEN MONTHS, 80 00:03:37,488 --> 00:03:40,991 SO... NOW I HAVE TO PLAN. 81 00:03:40,991 --> 00:03:43,594 (inhales deeply) AND I DON'T KNOW HOW LONG I CAN WAIT 82 00:03:43,594 --> 00:03:45,596 FOR YOU TO PROCESS. (exhales deeply) 83 00:03:45,596 --> 00:03:47,798 BUT I... 84 00:03:47,798 --> 00:03:50,761 I WANT YOU... IN MY PLAN. 85 00:03:50,761 --> 00:03:54,635 I WANT YOU TO BE A PART OF MY PLAN. 86 00:03:54,635 --> 00:03:56,507 SO... 87 00:03:56,507 --> 00:04:00,411 ARE YOU IN OR ARE YOU OUT? 88 00:04:00,411 --> 00:04:02,743 UH... 89 00:04:04,945 --> 00:04:07,848 I'M IN. 90 00:04:07,848 --> 00:04:10,451 I'M IN, BUT YOU HAVE TO GIVE ME-- 91 00:04:10,451 --> 00:04:12,453 YOU--I'M JUST--I'M S-- 92 00:04:12,453 --> 00:04:15,926 I'M STILL-- I'M SO MAD AT YOU, 93 00:04:15,926 --> 00:04:19,930 SO YOU HAVE TO GIVE ME A MINUTE. 94 00:04:19,930 --> 00:04:21,792 OKAY. 95 00:04:23,334 --> 00:04:26,497 (people speaking indistinctly) 96 00:04:26,497 --> 00:04:28,599 (cell phones beeping) 97 00:04:28,599 --> 00:04:30,601 (Richard) BY INJECTING METHYLENE BLUE, 98 00:04:30,601 --> 00:04:32,603 IT'S EASIER TO IDENTIFY THE STRUCTURES. 99 00:04:32,603 --> 00:04:34,775 WHAT DO YOU SEE, DOCTOR? GALLBLADDER... 100 00:04:34,775 --> 00:04:37,648 (beeping continues) CYSTIC DUCT, COMMON BILE DUCT. 101 00:04:37,648 --> 00:04:40,551 YES. MISIDENTIFICATION OF THE ANATOMY... (cell phone buzzes) 102 00:04:40,551 --> 00:04:43,684 IS THE MAIN CAUSE OF BILIARY TREE INJURIES. 103 00:04:43,684 --> 00:04:46,357 (buzz) TODAY WE'RE TRYING THIS NEW TECHNIQUE... 104 00:04:46,357 --> 00:04:49,460 (cell phone chimes and beeps) PUT THOSE THINGS AWAY, PEOPLE. 105 00:04:49,460 --> 00:04:51,462 NO TEXTING IN MY O.R. 106 00:04:51,462 --> 00:04:53,994 SAVE THAT FOR THE DRIVE HOME. 107 00:04:53,994 --> 00:04:57,368 (April) UM, ACTUALLY, WE'RE NOT TEXTING, SIR. 108 00:04:57,368 --> 00:05:00,070 DR. BAILEY'S PERFORMING A TOUPET PROCEDURE RIGHT NOW, 109 00:05:00,070 --> 00:05:02,302 AND THERE WASN'T ENOUGH ROOM IN HER O.R., 110 00:05:02,302 --> 00:05:04,435 SO WE'RE JUST FOLLOWING IT ON TWITTER. 111 00:05:04,435 --> 00:05:06,677 TWITTER? 112 00:05:06,677 --> 00:05:09,810 WHAT THE HELL IS A TWITTER? 113 00:05:09,810 --> 00:05:12,413 I BOOKED THE O.R. I READ UP ON THE PROCEDURE. 114 00:05:12,413 --> 00:05:15,416 I KNOW THIS THING BETTER THAN MY OWN NAME AT THIS POINT. I PRE-ROUNDED ON THE PATIENT, 115 00:05:15,416 --> 00:05:18,419 AND HER PRE-OP LABS ARE ALL DONE, AND-- WOW. QUADRUPLE BYPASSES ARE EXCITING, RIGHT? 116 00:05:18,419 --> 00:05:20,821 FIRST ASSIST GETS TO SEW ALL THE GRAFTS ON TO THE HEART. 117 00:05:20,821 --> 00:05:22,823 PLUM JOB. I WANT IT! 118 00:05:22,823 --> 00:05:24,855 IT WOULD BE AN HONOR. I KNOW YOU'RE THINKING, 119 00:05:24,855 --> 00:05:27,728 WHOEVER DOES THIS GETS A LEG UP IN THE RACE FOR CHIEF RESIDENT. 120 00:05:27,728 --> 00:05:30,401 BUT DO YOU WANT TO KNOW A GOOD WAYNOTTO GET IT? 121 00:05:30,401 --> 00:05:33,864 THAT'S TO BUG THE CRAP OUT OF ME BEFORE MY DAY EVEN STARTS. I'M SORRY. I'LL BACK OFF. 122 00:05:33,864 --> 00:05:35,866 YOU KNOW WHAT? ACTUALLY, I'LL GO TO THE SKILLS LAB 123 00:05:35,866 --> 00:05:37,608 AND PRACTICE MY GRAFTS. 124 00:05:37,608 --> 00:05:40,340 AND YOU JUST LET ME KNOW IF YOU NEED ANYTHING AT ALL-- 125 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:43,343 YANG TOOK THE CHART. SHE TOOK THE CHART? WHAT... 126 00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:45,446 WHAT DID ARIZONA SAY? 127 00:05:45,446 --> 00:05:47,077 WELL, SHE SAID SHE'S IN. 128 00:05:47,077 --> 00:05:50,020 WELL, THAT'S GOOD, RIGHT? OH, I'M STILL HEDGING MY BETS. 129 00:05:50,020 --> 00:05:52,022 I'M NOT GONNA MOVE BACK IN WITH HER 130 00:05:52,022 --> 00:05:54,855 UNTIL I KNOW FOR SURE SHE'S NOT GONNA BAIL AGAIN. HEY, YOU GOT DINNER PLANS TONIGHT? 131 00:05:54,855 --> 00:05:57,628 NO. I'M COOKING FOR YOU TONIGHT, YOUR PLACE. 132 00:05:57,628 --> 00:05:59,359 I ROCKED A LAP CHOLE. 133 00:05:59,359 --> 00:06:01,832 MM. MWAH. 134 00:06:01,832 --> 00:06:03,834 SO WHEN ARE YOU GONNA TELL HER? 135 00:06:03,834 --> 00:06:05,836 NOT UNTIL AFTER MY HOME-COOKED MEAL. 136 00:06:05,836 --> 00:06:07,838 MARK, YOU DO NOT HAVE TO DO THIS. 137 00:06:07,838 --> 00:06:10,441 I AM GIVING YOU A "GET OUT OF JAIL FREE" CARD. 138 00:06:10,441 --> 00:06:12,803 NO HARD FEELINGS. YOU-- YOU CAN BE THE COOL UNCLE 139 00:06:12,803 --> 00:06:15,406 THAT HANGS OUT ON SUNDAYS. I'M NOT THE COOL UNCLE. I'M THE DAD. 140 00:06:15,406 --> 00:06:17,708 YOU LOVE LEXIE, AND THE LAST TIME 141 00:06:17,708 --> 00:06:19,710 A SLOAN KID APPEARED IN SEATTLE, SHE DUMPED YOU. 142 00:06:19,710 --> 00:06:22,713 NOW IF YOU WERE THE COOL UNCLE-- I'M NOT THE COOL UNCLE! DON'T EVER SAY THAT AGAIN! 143 00:06:22,713 --> 00:06:23,854 OKAY. 144 00:06:23,854 --> 00:06:25,986 THIS IS MY KID. I WANT THIS KID. 145 00:06:25,986 --> 00:06:27,988 COOL UNCLE... WELL, SO TELL HER. 146 00:06:27,988 --> 00:06:31,522 DO NOT WAIT UNTIL THIS KID COMES OUT LOOKING ALL SLOANY. 147 00:06:31,522 --> 00:06:33,864 (sighs) 148 00:06:33,864 --> 00:06:36,867 (woman speaking indistinctly over p.a.) 149 00:06:36,867 --> 00:06:40,471 (siren wails) 150 00:06:40,471 --> 00:06:42,573 YOU DIDN'T SAY GOOD-BYE THIS MORNING. 151 00:06:42,573 --> 00:06:44,404 I HAD A SURGERY. 152 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:46,406 MM. I DIDN'T WANT TO WAKE YOU. 153 00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:48,809 NO, YOU WERE STARTING YOUR CLINICAL TRIAL, 154 00:06:48,809 --> 00:06:50,811 AND YOU FEEL GUILTY THAT I'M NOT ON IT, 155 00:06:50,811 --> 00:06:52,543 SO YOU SNUCK OUT. 156 00:06:52,543 --> 00:06:54,545 YOU'RE RIGHT, BUT I DON'T FEEL GUILTY, 157 00:06:54,545 --> 00:06:57,748 AND I DIDN'T SNEAK OUT. UH, PATIENT NUMBER TWO, DANIEL COBB, 158 00:06:57,748 --> 00:06:59,890 ADMITTED AND IN A ROOM. 159 00:06:59,890 --> 00:07:01,952 HIS WIFE HAS SOME QUESTIONS FOR YOU. 160 00:07:01,952 --> 00:07:04,194 I CAN'T BELIEVE... MM. 161 00:07:04,194 --> 00:07:06,156 HE PICKEDYOUFOR THIS THING INSTEAD OF ME? 162 00:07:06,156 --> 00:07:08,759 WELL, DR. SHEPHERD DIDN'T WANT TO LEAVE ANYTHING TO CHANCE. 163 00:07:08,759 --> 00:07:10,831 NOW YOU CAN BOTH GO TO HELL. 164 00:07:10,831 --> 00:07:12,833 MEREDITH, IT WAS OPEN TO ALL THE RESIDENTS. 165 00:07:12,833 --> 00:07:15,205 KAREV JUST DID A BETTER JOB OF PITCHING ME. IT WAS OPEN 166 00:07:15,205 --> 00:07:18,469 TO ALL THE RESIDENTS EXCEPT FOR ONE! 167 00:07:18,469 --> 00:07:19,710 UGH! 168 00:07:28,579 --> 00:07:30,581 YOU HAVING A GOOD DAY, DANIEL? YES, I AM, DR. SHEPHERD. 169 00:07:30,581 --> 00:07:32,723 YOU GIVE ME THAT NEW WONDER DRUG OF YOURS, I'LL BE EVEN BETTER. 170 00:07:32,723 --> 00:07:35,085 WELL, IF IT CAME DOWN TO HOW MUCH I LIKE THE PATIENT, 171 00:07:35,085 --> 00:07:37,087 YOU'D BE A SHOO-IN. (laughs) 172 00:07:37,087 --> 00:07:39,089 NOW IF DANIEL GETS THE DRUG, 173 00:07:39,089 --> 00:07:41,692 HOW SOON WILL HE STOP SLIPPING IN AND OUT OF THINGS? 174 00:07:41,692 --> 00:07:43,694 WELL, AT THIS STAGE, WE DON'T KNOW 175 00:07:43,694 --> 00:07:45,235 ANY MORE THAN YOU DO, MRS. COBB. 176 00:07:45,235 --> 00:07:47,237 THAT'S WHY WE'RE GONNA DO A 2-YEAR FOLLOW-UP. 177 00:07:47,237 --> 00:07:49,469 AND THE IDEA THAT HIS CONDITION COULD BE REVERSED ALTOGETHER, 178 00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:52,102 IS THAT COMPLETELY OUT OF THE QUESTION? 179 00:07:52,102 --> 00:07:53,704 BECAUSE I-I JUST READ 180 00:07:53,704 --> 00:07:56,106 THAT WHEN THE DRUG WAS USED ON RATS AND MONKEYS... MM-HMM. 181 00:07:56,106 --> 00:07:58,108 THERE WAS SOME REVERSAL IN TISSUE DAMAGE. 182 00:07:58,108 --> 00:08:00,751 THAT'S RATS AND MONKEYS. IT COULD BE DIFFERENT FOR HUMANS. 183 00:08:00,751 --> 00:08:03,113 (Derek) WELL, I DON'T WANT TO RULE OUT A REVERSAL ALTOGETHER. 184 00:08:03,113 --> 00:08:05,516 BUT RIGHT NOW, WE'RE TRYING TO STOP THE PROGRESSION. 185 00:08:05,516 --> 00:08:07,518 ALL RIGHT, DR. KAREV IS GONNA TAKE YOU DOWN 186 00:08:07,518 --> 00:08:09,059 FOR AN M.R.I. LATER, 187 00:08:09,059 --> 00:08:12,623 SO IF YOU HAVE ANY MORE QUESTIONS TODAY, PAGE HIM. 188 00:08:12,623 --> 00:08:16,126 (laughs) I'M FEELING BETTER ALREADY, DR. SHEPHERD. 189 00:08:16,126 --> 00:08:18,128 HERE WE GO. (laughs) (Derek) HERE WE GO. 190 00:08:18,128 --> 00:08:20,130 (slaps back) A CLINICAL TRIAL'S 191 00:08:20,130 --> 00:08:22,132 A LITTLE DIFFERENT THAN A REGULAR SURGERY. 192 00:08:22,132 --> 00:08:25,075 YOU CAN PAINT A ROSIER PICTURE. YEAH, I-I DIDN'T WANT TO GIVE 'EM FALSE HOPE. 193 00:08:25,075 --> 00:08:27,678 YOU DIDN'T GIVE 'EM ANY HOPE. LOOK, IF MRS. COBB THINKS 194 00:08:27,678 --> 00:08:29,780 THIS IS GONNA GIVE HER HUSBAND A BETTER CHANCE, 195 00:08:29,780 --> 00:08:31,782 SHE'LL BE A BETTER CAREGIVER, AND IN THE END, 196 00:08:31,782 --> 00:08:33,784 HE HAS A BETTER CHANCE OF SUCCESS, OKAY? 197 00:08:33,784 --> 00:08:35,515 YES, SIR. 198 00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:37,618 GOOD. 199 00:08:37,618 --> 00:08:40,520 IS THAT ALL YOU'RE HAVING? YEAH, I THINK SO. UM... 200 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:42,923 (slurps) 201 00:08:42,923 --> 00:08:44,524 (cell phone chimes) 202 00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:45,656 (chime) 203 00:08:45,656 --> 00:08:47,057 (cash register bell dings) 204 00:08:47,057 --> 00:08:49,830 MNH-MNH. CHIEF, THIS IS MY MILKSHAKE TIME. 205 00:08:49,830 --> 00:08:51,902 MILKSHAKE TIME IS NOT A THING. (slurping) 206 00:08:51,902 --> 00:08:53,804 YOU DIDN'T BOTHER TO TELL ME 207 00:08:53,804 --> 00:08:55,806 THAT YOU WERE BROADCASTING SURGERIES. 208 00:08:55,806 --> 00:08:58,569 OH, I DIDN'T THINK IT'D BE A BIG DEAL. WELL, IT IS. WHAT IF SOMETHING GOES WRONG? 209 00:08:58,569 --> 00:09:00,641 LOOK, THE PATIENTS WHO WANT TO DO IT 210 00:09:00,641 --> 00:09:02,613 SIGN A COMPREHENSIVE RELEASE. 211 00:09:02,613 --> 00:09:04,615 AND THE NICE THING IS, MOST OF THEM WANT TO DO IT. 212 00:09:04,615 --> 00:09:07,277 THEY'RE EXCITED ABOUT BEING ON THE CUTTING EDGE. (slurps) 213 00:09:07,277 --> 00:09:10,651 UNTIL THEY CODE ON THE TABLE IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE WORLD. IN WHICH CASE, I'D STOP TWEETING. 214 00:09:10,651 --> 00:09:13,053 IN THE MEANTIME, RESIDENTS FROM ALL OVER THE COUNTRY 215 00:09:13,053 --> 00:09:15,055 GET TO SEE A SURGEON'S DECISION-MAKING PROCESS. 216 00:09:15,055 --> 00:09:17,057 THEY GET TO ASK QUESTIONS LIVE. 217 00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:19,259 IT'S A GREAT TEACHING TOOL. 218 00:09:19,259 --> 00:09:21,862 NO, IT'S LAWYER BAIT. SHUT IT DOWN, DR. BAILEY. 219 00:09:21,862 --> 00:09:24,334 SIR, IF YOU UNDERSTOOD IT, YOU'D BE ON BOARD. 220 00:09:24,334 --> 00:09:26,797 I UNDERSTAND IT FINE. UH-HUH. 221 00:09:26,797 --> 00:09:29,940 I UNDERSTAND IT, DR. BAILEY. IF YOU SAY SO. 222 00:09:29,940 --> 00:09:33,143 I DO SAY SO. 223 00:09:33,143 --> 00:09:35,806 DON'T GIVE ME BAILEY EYES. 224 00:09:35,806 --> 00:09:38,348 (sighs) 225 00:09:40,180 --> 00:09:43,854 I'LL... LOOK INTO THIS TWEETER THING. 226 00:09:43,854 --> 00:09:45,315 BUT NO PROMISES. 227 00:09:45,315 --> 00:09:47,918 UH, DOES THIS MEAN I GET TO TWEET IN THE MEANTIME? 228 00:09:47,918 --> 00:09:50,921 NO, IT MEANS GIVE ME A CHANCE TO LOOK INTO IT. 229 00:09:50,921 --> 00:09:52,362 (laughs) 230 00:09:52,362 --> 00:09:54,364 HI. WHAT'S GOING ON? HOW'S YOUR DAY GOING SO FAR? 231 00:09:54,364 --> 00:09:56,366 GOOD. I'VE GOT A CABG LATER THIS MORNING 232 00:09:56,366 --> 00:09:58,368 WITH AVERY AND YANG, WHO HAVE OFFICIALLY ENTERED 233 00:09:58,368 --> 00:10:01,371 INTO THE RABID DOG STAGE IN THE RACE FOR CHIEF RESIDENT, 234 00:10:01,371 --> 00:10:03,373 WHICH COULD BE A GOOD THING 235 00:10:03,373 --> 00:10:05,636 OR IT COULD BE A-A BAD THING, WHICH I-- 236 00:10:05,636 --> 00:10:08,979 YOU REALLY AREN'T INTERESTED IN MY DAY AT ALL, ARE YOU? I MIGHT BE HAVING MARK SLOAN'S BABY. 237 00:10:08,979 --> 00:10:11,341 OH, GOOD LORD. HE GOT TO YOU, TOO? (elevator bell dings) 238 00:10:11,341 --> 00:10:13,283 CALLIE IS PREGNANT WITH MARK'S KID. 239 00:10:13,283 --> 00:10:15,145 IT'S WHILE WE WERE, YOU KNOW... 240 00:10:15,145 --> 00:10:17,147 I LOVE CALLIE, AND MARK... 241 00:10:17,147 --> 00:10:19,750 YOU KNOW, IS HUMAN AND CLEARLY HAS GOOD GENES 242 00:10:19,750 --> 00:10:22,723 BECAUSE HE'S BOTH PRETTY AND SMART. 243 00:10:22,723 --> 00:10:25,195 AND I WANT TO HAVE A KID, BUT WITH CALLIE. 244 00:10:25,195 --> 00:10:28,198 I'M NOT SURE THAT I WANT TO HAVE CALLIE'S KID WITH MARK. 245 00:10:28,198 --> 00:10:30,701 AND SO JUST--CAN YOU SAY SOMETHING TO ME 246 00:10:30,701 --> 00:10:33,403 THAT WILL MAKE ME WANT TO HAVE CALLIE'S KID WITH MARK? UM... 247 00:10:33,403 --> 00:10:36,406 (pager beeps) I GOTTA GO. 248 00:10:36,406 --> 00:10:37,868 (sighs) 249 00:10:37,868 --> 00:10:40,040 WHAT HAPPENED? 250 00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:42,172 I MIGHT BE MISCARRYING. YOU'RE NOT MISCARRYING. 251 00:10:42,172 --> 00:10:44,074 WELL, THEN IT'S AN ECTOPIC. 252 00:10:44,074 --> 00:10:46,917 COULD IT BE A BLIGHTED OVUM? IT'S NOT A MOLAR PREGNANCY, IS IT? 253 00:10:46,917 --> 00:10:49,680 WOW. WE GOT A LOT OF DOCTORS IN THE ROOM. 254 00:10:49,680 --> 00:10:52,322 (Mark) WHO THE HELL ARE YOU, AND WHAT ARE YOUR CREDENTIALS? 255 00:10:52,322 --> 00:10:54,324 LUCY FIELDS, HARVARD M.D., DUKE OB-GYN RESIDENT, 256 00:10:54,324 --> 00:10:56,186 AND NOW MATERNAL-FETAL MEDICINE FELLOW 257 00:10:56,186 --> 00:10:58,428 AT SEATTLE GRACE MERCY WEST. DAMN GOOD AT MY JOB. 258 00:10:58,428 --> 00:11:00,991 WHO THE HELL ARE YOU? WE'RE, UH, WE'RE RELATED TO THE... 259 00:11:00,991 --> 00:11:03,663 OH, UH, THAT'S, A-A... 260 00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:05,265 IT'S A SITUATION. 261 00:11:05,265 --> 00:11:07,197 LESBIAN LOVER, BABY DADDY. 262 00:11:07,197 --> 00:11:09,069 AH, AND EVERYBODY'S A LITTLE WIGGED OUT. 263 00:11:09,069 --> 00:11:10,801 (elevator bell dings) 264 00:11:10,801 --> 00:11:12,342 OKAY. SO... 265 00:11:13,944 --> 00:11:16,076 (chuckles) 266 00:11:16,076 --> 00:11:18,949 THERE'S YOUR BABY. 267 00:11:20,450 --> 00:11:23,213 THERE IS THE YOLK SAC. 268 00:11:23,213 --> 00:11:25,455 LOOKS GOOD. YOU'RE GOOD. 269 00:11:25,455 --> 00:11:28,058 I'M BLEEDING. I-- IT'S NOT UNCOMMON. 270 00:11:28,058 --> 00:11:30,060 HAPPENS IN AROUND 30% OF ALL PREGNANCIES. 271 00:11:30,060 --> 00:11:33,964 IT'S PROBABLY FINE. BUT I-I DON'T SEE A HEARTBEAT. WHERE'S--WHERE IS THE HEARTBEAT? 272 00:11:33,964 --> 00:11:36,696 OH, WELL, IT'S PROBABLY TOO EARLY FOR THAT. 273 00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:39,770 I'LL DO BLOOD WORK, BUT I'M PRETTY SURE EVERYTHING'S OKAY. 274 00:11:39,770 --> 00:11:41,772 JUST TAKE IT EASY FOR THE NEXT FEW DAYS, 275 00:11:41,772 --> 00:11:44,374 DRINK A LOT OF WATER, NO TAMPONS, NO INTERCOURSE. SING IT. 276 00:11:44,374 --> 00:11:47,237 UH, CALL ME IF THE BLEEDING GETS WORSE OR IF THERE'S PAIN. 277 00:11:47,237 --> 00:11:49,709 OTHERWISE, GO LIVE YOUR LIFE, 278 00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:51,982 ALL OF YOU, WHILE YOU STILL CAN. 279 00:11:56,046 --> 00:11:58,448 MARTHA ELKIN, 75, MULTI-VESSEL CORONARY DISEASE 280 00:11:58,448 --> 00:12:00,120 CONFIRMED BY AN ANGIOGRAPHY. 281 00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:02,422 HERE THIS MORNING FOR AN OFF-PUMP CABG. 282 00:12:02,422 --> 00:12:05,395 THAT'S JUST DOCTOR SPEAK FOR A QUADRUPLE BYPASS. 283 00:12:05,395 --> 00:12:06,997 OH, THANK YOU. 284 00:12:06,997 --> 00:12:08,999 PRE-OP LABS AND HER X-RAYS WERE NORMAL. 285 00:12:08,999 --> 00:12:11,131 OKAY. YOU'RE READY TO ROLL, MARTHA. 286 00:12:11,131 --> 00:12:13,133 MY HUSBAND WENT DOWN FOR SOME COFFEE. 287 00:12:13,133 --> 00:12:16,907 HE WANTED TO KNOW HOW LONG I'D BE ASLEEP AFTER THE PROCEDURE. 288 00:12:16,907 --> 00:12:18,939 (Jackson) WELL, MARTHA, IT'S HARD TO TELL. 289 00:12:18,939 --> 00:12:21,011 EVERY PATIENT REACTS DIFFERENTLY. 290 00:12:21,011 --> 00:12:24,414 UH, BUT WE'LL KEEP HIM POSTED. MOST PATIENTS WAKE WITHIN 90 MINUTES. 291 00:12:24,414 --> 00:12:27,818 OH, THAT'S HELPFUL, DEAR. HE'LL BE GLAD TO KNOW THAT. 292 00:12:27,818 --> 00:12:30,050 WE--WE'RE BOTH SO NERVOUS. 293 00:12:30,050 --> 00:12:32,052 WELL, SOME ANXIETY IS COMPLETELY NORMAL. 294 00:12:32,052 --> 00:12:34,184 BUT LET ME... 295 00:12:34,184 --> 00:12:36,756 REASSURE YOU. 296 00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:39,359 DR. ALTMAN IS AN INCREDIBLY TALENTED SURGEON. 297 00:12:39,359 --> 00:12:41,892 YOU'RE IN THE VERY BEST OF HANDS. 298 00:12:41,892 --> 00:12:43,964 UM, MARTHA, I'D LIKE TO... (bed rail latch clicks) 299 00:12:43,964 --> 00:12:45,896 GIVE YOU MY CELLULAR TELEPHONE NUMBER. 300 00:12:45,896 --> 00:12:48,338 NOW YOU OR YOUR HUSBAND, IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS, 301 00:12:48,338 --> 00:12:50,841 IF HE GETS A LITTLE WORRIED OR WANTS AN UPDATE, 302 00:12:50,841 --> 00:12:53,043 THEN HE CAN CALL THIS NUMBER. 303 00:12:53,043 --> 00:12:55,045 I'LL EVEN MAKE SURE TO HAVE A NURSE ANSWER 304 00:12:55,045 --> 00:12:57,447 IF WE'RE IN THE O.R. OH, YOU'RE WONDERFUL. 305 00:12:57,447 --> 00:12:59,309 I MEAN, YOU ALL ARE. 306 00:12:59,309 --> 00:13:03,213 THIS IS THE FINEST PATIENT CARE THAT I HAVE EVER SEEN. 307 00:13:03,213 --> 00:13:05,886 I FEEL LIKE A-A V.I.P. 308 00:13:05,886 --> 00:13:07,988 WELL, IT'S JUST WHAT WE DO. (tears paper) 309 00:13:07,988 --> 00:13:11,061 (paper rustles, pen clicks) 310 00:13:11,061 --> 00:13:12,923 (indistinct conversations) 311 00:13:12,923 --> 00:13:15,896 (woman speaking indistinctly over p.a.) 312 00:13:15,896 --> 00:13:18,528 HEY. HOW LONG ARE YOU GONNA BE IN THERE? 313 00:13:18,528 --> 00:13:21,131 OH, I'VE GOTTA PUT ON A LOCALIZING FRAME. 314 00:13:21,131 --> 00:13:22,572 AT LEAST AN HOUR. 315 00:13:22,572 --> 00:13:24,935 AN HOUR? YEAH, GIVE OR TAKE. 316 00:13:24,935 --> 00:13:27,938 DR. SHEPHERD WANTS ME TO BE AS THOROUGH AS POSSIBLE. 317 00:13:27,938 --> 00:13:30,340 NO! I'M NOT DOING THIS WITHOUT MY WIFE. 318 00:13:30,340 --> 00:13:33,083 SIR. NO! 319 00:13:33,083 --> 00:13:36,186 (Alex) MR. COBB, YOUR WIFE IS RIGHT HERE. 320 00:13:36,186 --> 00:13:39,089 THAT'S NOT MY WIFE. MRS. COBB. LOOK, IT'S YOUR WIFE. 321 00:13:39,089 --> 00:13:40,550 THAT'S NOT VICTORIA. 322 00:13:40,550 --> 00:13:42,552 DANIEL, DANIEL, DANIEL. 323 00:13:42,552 --> 00:13:45,325 DANIEL, IT'S ME. IT'S ALLISON. YOU'RE NOT VICTORIA. 324 00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:48,328 IT'S ALLISON. YOU'RE--YOU'RE NOT MY WIFE. YOU'RE NOT VICTORIA. 325 00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:50,560 IT'S ALLISON. I WANT VICTORIA. I WANT MY WIFE. 326 00:13:50,560 --> 00:13:52,963 IT'S ALLISON. GET AWAY FROM ME! 327 00:13:54,504 --> 00:13:57,037 SIR, WHO IS YOUR WIFE? 328 00:13:57,037 --> 00:13:59,039 I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T KNOW. 329 00:13:59,039 --> 00:14:00,170 SIR? 330 00:14:00,170 --> 00:14:02,112 I TOLD YOU. IT'S VICTORIA. 331 00:14:02,112 --> 00:14:03,573 I WANT VICTORIA. 332 00:14:03,573 --> 00:14:05,245 IS SHE HERE? 333 00:14:05,245 --> 00:14:08,418 (pants) NO. 334 00:14:08,418 --> 00:14:10,550 DO YOU KNOW WHERE SHE IS? 335 00:14:10,550 --> 00:14:12,983 I DON'T-- 336 00:14:12,983 --> 00:14:16,126 I DON'T--I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T--I DON'T KNOW. OKAY, OKAY. I... 337 00:14:16,126 --> 00:14:18,488 WELL, I'M GONNA GO FIND VICTORIA FOR YOU, OKAY? 338 00:14:18,488 --> 00:14:20,490 I'M GONNA GO LOOK FOR HER. 339 00:14:20,490 --> 00:14:22,532 I'M GONNA FIND HER AND BRING HER TO YOU. 340 00:14:22,532 --> 00:14:24,564 YOU SIT TIGHT. I'LL FIND VICTORIA. (pats leg) 341 00:14:24,564 --> 00:14:27,998 OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. 342 00:14:27,998 --> 00:14:30,040 (lowered voice) DO YOU KNOW WHO VICTORIA IS? 343 00:14:32,142 --> 00:14:35,075 VICTORIA IS THE WOMAN HE LOVES. 344 00:14:48,558 --> 00:14:51,321 (Allison) THEY MET AT THE HOME LAST YEAR. 345 00:14:51,321 --> 00:14:54,564 MM-HMM. ONE DAY HE ASKED ME TO WHEEL HER TOWARDS HIM. 346 00:14:54,564 --> 00:14:56,896 AND THAT WAS IT. 347 00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:59,569 I WATCHED HIM FALL IN LOVE WITH HER. 348 00:14:59,569 --> 00:15:02,202 WELL, BEN AND I WATCHED. 349 00:15:02,202 --> 00:15:05,335 YOU'RE VICTORIA'S HUSBAND? 350 00:15:05,335 --> 00:15:08,908 UNTIL SHE LEAVES ME. 351 00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:11,311 OH, SHE'S NOT GONNA LEAVE YOU, BEN. 352 00:15:11,311 --> 00:15:13,583 WE'LL SEE. 353 00:15:13,583 --> 00:15:17,347 VICTORIA WAS DIAGNOSED WITH VASCULAR DEMENTIA. 354 00:15:17,347 --> 00:15:20,550 IT'S NOT ALZHEIMER'S, BUT IT MIGHT AS WELL BE. 355 00:15:20,550 --> 00:15:22,492 SHE'S LIKE DANIEL. 356 00:15:22,492 --> 00:15:26,156 WHEN SHE'S LUCID, SHE KNOWS I'M HER HUSBAND. 357 00:15:26,156 --> 00:15:28,328 WHEN SHE'S NOT... 358 00:15:28,328 --> 00:15:31,331 I GO FROM BEING HER HUSBAND TO, UH, 359 00:15:31,331 --> 00:15:34,104 SOMEBODY THAT GETS TO HEAR ABOUT DANIEL ALL THE TIME. 360 00:15:34,104 --> 00:15:36,406 DANIEL CAN STILL BE IN THE TRIAL, CAN'T HE? 361 00:15:36,406 --> 00:15:38,408 THIS DOESN'T MEAN HE CAN'T DO IT? 362 00:15:38,408 --> 00:15:40,410 NO, HE CAN STILL DO IT. 363 00:15:40,410 --> 00:15:42,442 THE RULE FOR THE STUDY IS, UH, WE NEED HIS CONSENT. 364 00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:45,015 ONCE WE HAVE IT, IT'S OKAY IF HE'S NOT ALWAYS LUCID. 365 00:15:45,015 --> 00:15:47,647 YOU DON'T HAVE ANY MORE OPENINGS, DO YOU? 366 00:15:47,647 --> 00:15:50,450 UNFORTUNATELY, THE TRIAL IS ONLY FOR ALZHEIMER'S DEMENTIA. 367 00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:52,682 THERE'S NO CHANCE? 368 00:15:52,682 --> 00:15:54,454 I'M SORRY. 369 00:15:56,426 --> 00:15:59,189 (Daniel and Allison laugh) 370 00:16:04,334 --> 00:16:08,168 THIS IS SERIOUSLY JACKED UP. 371 00:16:08,168 --> 00:16:10,570 (cell phone chimes) MAYO CLINIC SAYS "GOOD LUCK." 372 00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:14,104 (chime) CLEVELAND CLINIC SENT YOU A WHOLE BUNCH OF SMILEY FACES. 373 00:16:14,104 --> 00:16:16,446 (chime) AND THERE'S A RESIDENT FROM SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA, 374 00:16:16,446 --> 00:16:18,448 JOINING US FOR THE FIRST TIME. YAY, SYDNEY. 375 00:16:18,448 --> 00:16:20,510 (chime) TURN IT OFF, GREY. CHIEF'S ORDERS. 376 00:16:20,510 --> 00:16:23,213 OH, BUT THIS IS MR. WINDSOR'S THIRD OPERATION. 377 00:16:23,213 --> 00:16:26,116 EVERYONE WANTS TO KNOW HOW IT COMES OUT. OKAY, UNTIL I GET THE OKAY FROM THE CHIEF, 378 00:16:26,116 --> 00:16:28,988 WE'RE NOT EVEN GONNA TWEET THE TIME OF DAY. 379 00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:31,721 I MEAN, IT'S--IT'S NOT LIKE THE CHIEF EVEN READS TWEETS. 380 00:16:31,721 --> 00:16:35,195 IT'S NOT LIKE HE'LL KNOW. DROP IT, KEPNER. 381 00:16:35,195 --> 00:16:37,527 I UNDERSTAND. HE'S THE BOSS. 382 00:16:37,527 --> 00:16:40,730 A-AND I'M SURE THAT HE'S GOT HIS REASONS. 383 00:16:40,730 --> 00:16:45,105 BUT YOU'VE ALSO GOT 3,000 RESIDENTS OUT THERE 384 00:16:45,105 --> 00:16:47,637 WHO HAVE BEEN BY YOUR SIDE THIS WHOLE TIME, 385 00:16:47,637 --> 00:16:50,740 THROUGH A COUPLE OF-- OF VERY DIFFICULT, 386 00:16:50,740 --> 00:16:54,244 TIME-CONSUMING, LIFE-THREATENING OPERATIONS. 387 00:16:54,244 --> 00:16:57,547 AND NOW TO TELL THEM FORGET IT, JUST LIKE THAT? 388 00:16:57,547 --> 00:16:59,649 IT--IT--IT--IT'S LIKE... 389 00:16:59,649 --> 00:17:02,152 IT'S LIKE TURNING OFF THE TV 390 00:17:02,152 --> 00:17:05,195 WHEN CLARICE IS KNOCKING ON THE DOOR OF THE HOUSE. 391 00:17:05,195 --> 00:17:07,026 IT--IT'S SILENCING THE LAMBS, 392 00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:10,160 AND--AND--AND THE LAMBS WANT TO SCREAM, DR. BAILEY. 393 00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:12,632 THE LAMBS... (whispers) WANT TO SCREAM. 394 00:17:12,632 --> 00:17:15,635 (monitor beeping rhythmically) 395 00:17:18,338 --> 00:17:20,740 THE MAN WOULD NEVER KNOW. 396 00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:23,213 NO. NO, THE MAN WOULD NOT. 397 00:17:28,118 --> 00:17:30,120 (woman speaking indistinctly over p.a.) 398 00:17:30,120 --> 00:17:32,152 (people speaking indistinctly) 399 00:17:32,152 --> 00:17:33,723 (Derek clears throat) 400 00:17:33,723 --> 00:17:35,725 WANT TO KNOW WHAT'S REALLY FUN 401 00:17:35,725 --> 00:17:37,457 AND NOT AT ALL DEPRESSING? 402 00:17:37,457 --> 00:17:39,489 ALZHEIMER'S RESEARCH. 403 00:17:39,489 --> 00:17:42,192 CALLIE'S HAVING MY BABY. 404 00:17:42,192 --> 00:17:43,593 WHAT? 405 00:17:43,593 --> 00:17:45,064 RIGHT? 406 00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:47,367 BEST NEWS OF MY LIFE. 407 00:17:47,367 --> 00:17:49,769 AT LEAST IT WOULD BE, EXCEPT FOR THE FACT 408 00:17:49,769 --> 00:17:51,501 THAT LEXIE WANTS A BABY 409 00:17:51,501 --> 00:17:53,543 ABOUT AS MUCH AS SHE WANTS A ROOT CANAL. 410 00:17:53,543 --> 00:17:56,546 I-I GUESS I COULD TELL HER I'M THE BABY'S UNCLE. 411 00:17:56,546 --> 00:17:59,249 BUT I DON'T WANT TO BE THE COOL UNCLE. 412 00:17:59,249 --> 00:18:01,711 THE COOL UNCLE'S ONLY COOL TILL THE KID'S, LIKE, 9, 413 00:18:01,711 --> 00:18:04,454 AND THEN THE COOL UNCLE'S JUST CREEPY. 414 00:18:04,454 --> 00:18:06,616 (chuckles) I'M THE DAD. 415 00:18:06,616 --> 00:18:08,488 I WANT THIS... 416 00:18:08,488 --> 00:18:11,090 AND I WANT LEXIE. 417 00:18:12,522 --> 00:18:14,594 I DON'T KNOW. WHAT--WHAT DO I DO? 418 00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:17,327 YOU'RE THE MAN WITH THE ANSWERS. WHAT DO YOU THINK? 419 00:18:17,327 --> 00:18:20,600 HOW COULD MEREDITH AND I TRY FOR MONTHS AND NOT HAVE ANY LUCK, 420 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:23,273 AND YOU LOOK AT SOMEBODY, AND A BABY APPEARS? 421 00:18:23,273 --> 00:18:27,407 SLOANS ARE UNUSUALLY FERTILE. YOU'RE A CLASSIC EXAMPLE OF FAILING UP. 422 00:18:27,407 --> 00:18:31,411 NOT EXACTLY THE ADVICE I WAS LOOKING FOR. WELL, YOU GOT IT. CHEERS. 423 00:18:31,411 --> 00:18:34,584 (pager beeps) 424 00:18:37,447 --> 00:18:39,149 SHE OKAY? (Lucy) YEP. 425 00:18:39,149 --> 00:18:40,420 MAYBE. 426 00:18:40,420 --> 00:18:42,622 I SAID, "YEP." YEP IS NOT MAYBE. IT'S YEP. 427 00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:44,654 SHE PAGED US. I PAGED YOU. 428 00:18:44,654 --> 00:18:46,656 CALLIE HASN'T LEFT THE EXAM ROOM 429 00:18:46,656 --> 00:18:49,629 SINCE YOU WERE LAST HERE TWO HOURS AGO. WELL, WHAT IF IT IS A MOLAR PREGNANCY 430 00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:52,262 OR--OR A FETAL DEMISE OR AN INFECTION? I MEAN-- 431 00:18:52,262 --> 00:18:54,534 SHE DOESN'T SEEM TO WANT TO LEAVE THE EXAM ROOM 432 00:18:54,534 --> 00:18:57,337 UNTIL WE RULE OUT, WHAT, EVERYTHING? WELL? 433 00:18:57,337 --> 00:19:00,470 (Arizona) CALLIE-- I'M BLEEDING! I DON'T WANT TO TAKE ANY CHANCES WITH THIS BABY. 434 00:19:00,470 --> 00:19:02,672 ALL RIGHT. WHAT IF WE RUN A CULTURE? 435 00:19:02,672 --> 00:19:06,776 JUST IN CASE. CAN'T HURT, RIGHT? 436 00:19:06,776 --> 00:19:08,518 SURE. CAN'T HURT. 437 00:19:08,518 --> 00:19:11,551 GOOD IDEA? 438 00:19:11,551 --> 00:19:14,554 (people speaking indistinctly) 439 00:19:14,554 --> 00:19:17,557 (pen scratching on paper) 440 00:19:17,557 --> 00:19:21,461 HE FOLLOWED ME THROUGH A SNOWSTORM. 441 00:19:21,461 --> 00:19:22,692 SORRY? 442 00:19:22,692 --> 00:19:25,695 IN COLLEGE. 443 00:19:25,695 --> 00:19:28,167 DANIEL SAW ME IN THE STUDENT UNION, 444 00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:30,840 AND HE FOLLOWED ME TO MY CLASS 445 00:19:30,840 --> 00:19:33,543 IN A SNOWSTORM. 446 00:19:33,543 --> 00:19:37,307 INTRODUCTION TO FRENCH POETRY-- 447 00:19:37,307 --> 00:19:39,709 IT WAS IN THIS BIG LECTURE HALL, 448 00:19:39,709 --> 00:19:42,712 AND HE SAT THERE FOR AN HOUR AND A HALF 449 00:19:42,712 --> 00:19:45,184 TWICE A WEEK FOR FIVE MONTHS, 450 00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:49,419 JUST TRYING TO GET UP THE NERVE TO MEET ME. 451 00:19:51,261 --> 00:19:53,723 THAT WAS 40 YEARS AGO. 452 00:19:56,896 --> 00:19:59,299 PLEASE. 453 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:04,234 GIVE MY HUSBAND THE DRUG. 454 00:20:05,875 --> 00:20:07,607 MRS. COBB-- 455 00:20:07,607 --> 00:20:09,609 YOU COULD DO IT IF--IF YOU WANTED TO. 456 00:20:09,609 --> 00:20:11,311 YOU KNOW THAT YOU COULD. 457 00:20:11,311 --> 00:20:13,843 NO, I-I COULDN'T. IT--IT'S COMPLETELY RANDOM. 458 00:20:13,843 --> 00:20:15,615 THE COMPUTER DECIDES. 459 00:20:15,615 --> 00:20:17,787 WE DON'T EVEN KNOW IF HE'S GETTING THE DRUG 460 00:20:17,787 --> 00:20:19,789 UNTIL WE'RE ABOUT TO INJECT IT. 461 00:20:19,789 --> 00:20:21,791 WELL, THEN CHANGE IT IF YOU NEED TO. 462 00:20:21,791 --> 00:20:26,225 I NEED MY HUSBAND BACK. I NEED DANIEL BACK. 463 00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:29,299 I'M SORRY. I JUST... 464 00:20:29,299 --> 00:20:31,631 EVEN IF THE DRUG WORKED, UH... 465 00:20:31,631 --> 00:20:33,633 IT'S NOT GONNA REVERSE THINGS. 466 00:20:33,633 --> 00:20:36,266 BUT I-I CAN LIVE WITH THAT. I-I CAN-- 467 00:20:36,266 --> 00:20:40,510 I CAN LIVE WITH WHAT-- WHAT--WHAT WE HAVE RIGHT NOW. 468 00:20:40,510 --> 00:20:43,373 I CAN LIVE WITH BEING A PART-TIME WIFE. 469 00:20:43,373 --> 00:20:46,276 BUT I CANNOT LIVE 470 00:20:46,276 --> 00:20:50,249 WITH LOSING MY HUSBAND ALL THE WAY. 471 00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:52,752 SO... 472 00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:57,957 (voice breaking) FOR GOD SAKE... 473 00:20:59,959 --> 00:21:02,932 GIVE HIM THE DRUG. 474 00:21:05,965 --> 00:21:07,967 PLEASE. 475 00:21:19,479 --> 00:21:21,481 DAY ONE, AND THIS THING ALREADY BLOWS. 476 00:21:21,481 --> 00:21:24,454 YOU GOT ONE GUY BEGGING US TO GET HIS WIFE IN THE TRIAL, 477 00:21:24,454 --> 00:21:27,317 THEN THIS OTHER GUY'S WIFE WANTS ME TO STEAL THE DRUG 478 00:21:27,317 --> 00:21:30,460 FOR HER HUSBAND. WELL, YOU'RE THE ONE WHO WANTED IN ON THE TRIAL OF THE CENTURY. 479 00:21:30,460 --> 00:21:31,861 YEAH, BUT WITH PEDS, 480 00:21:31,861 --> 00:21:33,863 THE PROBLEM'S RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU. 481 00:21:33,863 --> 00:21:35,865 I MEAN, SICK KID, WORRIED PARENTS. 482 00:21:35,865 --> 00:21:37,867 HERE, YOU-- YOU'VE GOT A SICK PARENT 483 00:21:37,867 --> 00:21:40,330 WHO DOESN'T EVEN KNOW THEY'RE SICK. 484 00:21:40,330 --> 00:21:42,732 WELL, ABOUT FIVE YEARS AGO, I WAS VISITING MY MOTHER. 485 00:21:42,732 --> 00:21:45,705 AND SHE STARTS TELLING ME HOW SHE THINKS SHE'S GOT HERPES 486 00:21:45,705 --> 00:21:48,708 AND HOW SHE DOESN'T WANT TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL 487 00:21:48,708 --> 00:21:50,309 AND GET CHECKED OUT 488 00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:52,942 BECAUSE SHE'S AFRAID EVERYBODY WILL KNOW. 489 00:21:52,942 --> 00:21:54,944 SO I REALIZE THAT SHE THINKS 490 00:21:54,944 --> 00:21:56,946 I'M HER BEST FRIEND FROM MED SCHOOL, 491 00:21:56,946 --> 00:21:58,948 AND IT'S 35 YEARS AGO. 492 00:21:58,948 --> 00:22:01,991 SO... I HAD TO JUST SIT THERE AND TALK TO MY MOTHER 493 00:22:01,991 --> 00:22:04,594 ABOUT HER POSSIBLE HERPES FOR TWO HOURS, 494 00:22:04,594 --> 00:22:07,397 TWO VERY LONG HOURS. 495 00:22:07,397 --> 00:22:09,399 I COULDN'T CURE HER ALZHEIMER'S, 496 00:22:09,399 --> 00:22:12,932 BUT AT LEAST I COULD GIVE HER WHAT SHE NEEDED IN THAT MOMENT. 497 00:22:12,932 --> 00:22:14,804 ADVICE ABOUT HERPES? 498 00:22:14,804 --> 00:22:16,666 (laughs) ADVICE ABOUT HERPES. 499 00:22:16,666 --> 00:22:19,369 (monitor beeps rhythmically) 500 00:22:19,369 --> 00:22:22,712 ♪♪♪ 501 00:22:22,712 --> 00:22:26,345 OH, YOU MAY WANT TO PUT ALL THAT AWAY, MRS. ELKIN. 502 00:22:26,345 --> 00:22:28,618 THEY'RE GONNA COME TAKE YOU TO THE O.R. ANY MINUTE. 503 00:22:28,618 --> 00:22:30,620 I DON'T THINK IT'S SUCH A GOOD IDEA. 504 00:22:30,620 --> 00:22:32,622 WHAT, THE--THE SURGERY? 505 00:22:32,622 --> 00:22:34,754 WELL, IT'S RISKY, ISN'T IT? 506 00:22:34,754 --> 00:22:38,027 I MEAN, IT'S A 5% CHANCE OF MORTALITY? 507 00:22:38,027 --> 00:22:39,859 YES, BUT... 508 00:22:39,859 --> 00:22:42,592 THAT'S A 95% CHANCE OF SUCCESS. 509 00:22:42,592 --> 00:22:44,464 THOSE ARE GOOD ODDS. 510 00:22:44,464 --> 00:22:46,896 I'VE HAD SUCH A WONDERFUL LIFE. 511 00:22:46,896 --> 00:22:48,898 MY FRIEND DONNA, 512 00:22:48,898 --> 00:22:51,641 SHE HAD A BIG OPERATION LIKE THIS, 513 00:22:51,641 --> 00:22:54,644 AND SHE WAS NEVER THE SAME. 514 00:22:54,644 --> 00:22:57,777 NURSING HOME, COULDN'T EVEN FEED HERSELF--IT WAS TERRIBLE. 515 00:22:57,777 --> 00:23:01,881 THE POOR KIDS, IT WAS SO HARD ON THEM... 516 00:23:01,881 --> 00:23:03,653 SUCH A BURDEN. 517 00:23:03,653 --> 00:23:07,957 I... I DON'T WANT TO DO THAT TO MY CHILDREN. 518 00:23:07,957 --> 00:23:11,791 I KNOW IT'S SCARY. 519 00:23:11,791 --> 00:23:14,624 AND IT CAN GO WRONG SOMETIMES. 520 00:23:14,624 --> 00:23:17,667 BUT YOU COULD HAVE 20 MORE YEARS. 521 00:23:17,667 --> 00:23:21,130 I MEAN, Y-YOU--YOU COULD GO TO THIS BABY'S WEDDING. 522 00:23:21,130 --> 00:23:24,834 ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO GIVE THAT UP? 523 00:23:24,834 --> 00:23:27,437 IF YOU WALK OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW, 524 00:23:27,437 --> 00:23:30,409 YOU COULD HAVE A FEW MONTHS, MAYBE A YEAR. 525 00:23:30,409 --> 00:23:34,083 BUT YOU'LL ALWAYS BE WONDERING WHEN YOU'RE GONNA GO. 526 00:23:34,083 --> 00:23:37,016 AND YOUR FAMILY... 527 00:23:37,016 --> 00:23:39,489 THEY'LL ALWAYS BE WATCHING YOU, 528 00:23:39,489 --> 00:23:41,891 TERRIFIED. 529 00:23:41,891 --> 00:23:45,555 ♪♪♪ 530 00:23:45,555 --> 00:23:47,997 DON'T GIVE UP ON YOURSELF. 531 00:23:47,997 --> 00:23:50,099 LET US HELP YOU. 532 00:23:50,099 --> 00:23:52,562 ♪♪♪ 533 00:23:52,562 --> 00:23:54,564 WILL YOU BE THERE? 534 00:23:54,564 --> 00:23:56,706 EVERY STEP OF THE WAY. 535 00:23:56,706 --> 00:23:59,438 ♪♪♪ 536 00:23:59,438 --> 00:24:01,711 OKAY. 537 00:24:01,711 --> 00:24:03,613 I'LL DO IT. 538 00:24:03,613 --> 00:24:04,844 (chuckles) 539 00:24:04,844 --> 00:24:06,776 YOU'LL BE GREAT. 540 00:24:06,776 --> 00:24:08,147 (chuckles) 541 00:24:08,147 --> 00:24:10,650 ♪♪♪ 542 00:24:10,650 --> 00:24:13,653 UNBELIEVABLE. YOU THINK YOU'RE GONNA BE ABLE TO DO THE GRAFTS 543 00:24:13,653 --> 00:24:15,685 JUST 'CAUSE THE PATIENT'S REQUESTING YOU? 544 00:24:15,685 --> 00:24:18,928 ALTMAN DOESN'T EXACTLY FALL FOR THAT KIND OF CRAP. BELIEVE IT OR NOT, 545 00:24:18,928 --> 00:24:22,962 NOT EVERYTHING I DO IS ABOUT COMPETITION. (scoffs) YEAH, AS IF. 546 00:24:22,962 --> 00:24:24,964 (people speaking indistinctly) 547 00:24:24,964 --> 00:24:26,235 (pager beeps) 548 00:24:26,235 --> 00:24:28,237 (groans) 549 00:24:28,237 --> 00:24:31,771 (people speaking indistinctly) 550 00:24:34,043 --> 00:24:36,776 9-1-1 MEANS YOU'RE DYING! SOMEBODY HAS TO BE DYING! 551 00:24:36,776 --> 00:24:40,049 WELL, WHAT IF THE BABY WAS DYING? THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THE BABY OR YOU! 552 00:24:40,049 --> 00:24:43,683 YOU CAN'T PAGE ME IN A PANIC EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A FEELING! 553 00:24:43,683 --> 00:24:45,985 (voice breaking) DON'T YELL AT ME. 554 00:24:45,985 --> 00:24:48,618 I AM A HORMONE CASSEROLE. 555 00:24:48,618 --> 00:24:50,820 MY BODY IS NOT MY OWN. 556 00:24:50,820 --> 00:24:52,792 AND SOMETHING FEELS WRONG. 557 00:24:52,792 --> 00:24:55,194 (crying) IS IT MUSCULAR? 558 00:24:55,194 --> 00:24:57,767 NO, IT'S A FEELING IN MY GUT. IN YOUR UTERINE GUT? 559 00:24:57,767 --> 00:24:59,669 NO, MY METAPHORICAL GUT. 560 00:24:59,669 --> 00:25:02,802 (continues crying) 561 00:25:02,802 --> 00:25:05,074 THANKS. 562 00:25:07,637 --> 00:25:10,640 (continues crying) ARIZONA SAID SHE'S STILL IN, 563 00:25:10,640 --> 00:25:14,944 BUT SHE SAID THAT BEFORE, AND THEN SHE LEFT. 564 00:25:14,944 --> 00:25:18,948 I DON'T THINK SHE'S GOING ANYWHERE. 565 00:25:18,948 --> 00:25:22,021 SHE LOVES YOU, TORRES. YEAH, WELL, WHAT ABOUT LEXIE? 566 00:25:22,021 --> 00:25:23,793 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT HER? 567 00:25:23,793 --> 00:25:25,795 SHE'S YOUR SOUL MATE OR SOMETHING, 568 00:25:25,795 --> 00:25:28,027 AND SHE'S GONNA FREAK THE HELL OUT. 569 00:25:28,027 --> 00:25:30,760 EVERYTHING IN MY LIFE IS ALWAYS A DISASTER! 570 00:25:30,760 --> 00:25:32,902 I REALLY DON'T WANT THIS TO BE A DISASTER. I-I DON'T EVEN 571 00:25:32,902 --> 00:25:36,035 WANT TO MOVE OR BREATHE. I DON'T WANT TO DO--NOTHING! 572 00:25:36,035 --> 00:25:39,939 I DON'T--WHAT IF I DO SOMETHING AND IT MESSES THIS BABY UP? 573 00:25:39,939 --> 00:25:44,013 (continues crying) 574 00:25:47,216 --> 00:25:49,218 MARTHA ELKIN'S BLOOD PRESSURE WAS SLIGHTLY ELEVATED, 575 00:25:49,218 --> 00:25:51,220 BUT I LET HER REST AND THEN RETOOK IT, 576 00:25:51,220 --> 00:25:53,222 AND IT'S, UH, FINE, SO IT SHOULD BE NO PROBLEM. 577 00:25:53,222 --> 00:25:55,224 AND TWEEDLEDUM IS HERE, TOO. CHARTS ARE UPDATED. 578 00:25:55,224 --> 00:25:57,226 DID YOU DECIDE WHO'S GONNA BE FIRST ASSIST? 579 00:25:57,226 --> 00:25:58,828 WHY WOULD I DECIDE NOW? 580 00:25:58,828 --> 00:26:00,830 PATIENT CARE HAS NEVER BEEN BETTER. 581 00:26:00,830 --> 00:26:03,593 I MEAN, ONCE I CHOOSE, ONE OF YOU IS JUST GONNA BE 582 00:26:03,593 --> 00:26:05,595 SKULKING AROUND LIKE A SURLY TEENAGER. 583 00:26:05,595 --> 00:26:07,597 OKAY, THIS SHOULD BE AN EASY CHOICE. 584 00:26:07,597 --> 00:26:09,599 I HAVE BEEN PRACTICING THESE GRAFT ATTACHMENTS 585 00:26:09,599 --> 00:26:12,171 EVERY DAY FOR A MONTH. SOME OF US DON'TNEEDTO PRACTICE. 586 00:26:12,171 --> 00:26:14,203 SURE, YANG. YOU'VE GOT MORE EXPERIENCE OVERALL. 587 00:26:14,203 --> 00:26:17,206 BUT THESE LAST COUPLE OF MONTHS, YOU HAVEN'T EXACTLY LOGGED 588 00:26:17,206 --> 00:26:21,180 A LOT OF HOURS IN THE O.R., HAVE YOU? 589 00:26:26,886 --> 00:26:28,688 THAT'S NOT... 590 00:26:28,688 --> 00:26:31,090 (sighs) YOU REALLY HAD TO GO THERE? 591 00:26:31,090 --> 00:26:33,092 (elevator bell dings) YOU'RE THAT INSECURE? 592 00:26:33,092 --> 00:26:34,824 NO. 593 00:26:34,824 --> 00:26:37,126 JUST THAT MUCH OF AN IDIOT. 594 00:26:37,126 --> 00:26:38,868 DAMN IT. (clicking keyboard keys) 595 00:26:38,868 --> 00:26:41,130 CAN I HELP YOU WITH SOMETHING THERE, CHIEF? 596 00:26:41,130 --> 00:26:44,133 I'M TRYING TO LOOK AT BAILEY'S TEETS ON THE INTERNET HERE. 597 00:26:44,133 --> 00:26:46,135 I THINK YOU MEAN "TWEETS," SIR. 598 00:26:46,135 --> 00:26:47,737 WELL, WHATEVER. 599 00:26:47,737 --> 00:26:49,138 NO, NO, NOT WHATEVER. 600 00:26:49,138 --> 00:26:51,140 IT'S IMPORTANT YOU GET THAT ONE RIGHT. 601 00:26:51,140 --> 00:26:54,143 UH, LET ME TRY. BAILEY'S PUTTING HER SURGERIES ON THE INTERNET 602 00:26:54,143 --> 00:26:56,145 FOR THE WHOLE WORLD TO SEE. MM-HMM. 603 00:26:56,145 --> 00:26:58,617 I TOLD HER I'D LOOK INTO IT, 604 00:26:58,617 --> 00:27:02,091 BUT I THINK IT'S A TERRIBLE IDEA. WELL, I DON'T KNOW. IT MIGHT BE A GOOD WAY TO REACH STUDENTS. 605 00:27:02,091 --> 00:27:03,953 YEAH, OR IT MIGHT BE BAILEY 606 00:27:03,953 --> 00:27:05,695 BRAGGING TO THE WORLD ABOUT BAILEY. 607 00:27:05,695 --> 00:27:07,697 THIS THING ISN'T DESIGNED FOR MEDICINE. 608 00:27:07,697 --> 00:27:10,730 IT'S DESIGNED FOR GOSSIP. FOR NOW. I MEAN, LOOK AT GPS. 609 00:27:10,730 --> 00:27:12,732 IT WAS DESIGNED FOR THE U.S. MILITARY 610 00:27:12,732 --> 00:27:14,734 TO KEEP AN EYE ON FOREIGN TROOP MOVEMENTS, 611 00:27:14,734 --> 00:27:16,736 AND NOW IT'S IN EVERYONE'S CAR. 612 00:27:16,736 --> 00:27:19,739 YOU KNOW, YOU GO OUT, YOU NEVER HAVE TO GET LOST AGAIN. YEAH, I DON'T GO OUT. 613 00:27:19,739 --> 00:27:22,141 WE'LL JUST SAVE THAT CONVERSATION FOR NEXT TIME. 614 00:27:22,141 --> 00:27:24,143 THERE YOU GO. BAILEY'S TWITTER PAGE. 615 00:27:24,143 --> 00:27:27,747 IT LOOKS LIKE SHE'S TWEETING A SURGERY RIGHT NOW. WHAT?! 616 00:27:27,747 --> 00:27:30,279 (Miranda) SO THAT'S WHY WE ALSO HAD TO DO 617 00:27:30,279 --> 00:27:32,181 A LEFT HEMICOLECTOMY. 618 00:27:32,181 --> 00:27:34,283 (cell phone chimes) UM... 619 00:27:34,283 --> 00:27:37,727 HERE'S A QUESTION FROM-- DR. BAILEY. 620 00:27:37,727 --> 00:27:40,389 I SPECIFICALLY TOLD YOU NOT TO TWEET YOUR SURGERIES 621 00:27:40,389 --> 00:27:42,732 UNTIL I LOOKED INTO IT. 622 00:27:42,732 --> 00:27:45,334 I-I'M SORRY, CHIEF. I MISUNDERSTOOD. 623 00:27:45,334 --> 00:27:48,337 I THOUGHT YOU SAID I COULD TWEET UNTIL YOU DECIDED. 624 00:27:48,337 --> 00:27:50,900 DON'T PLAY DUMB. THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID, AND YOU KNOW IT. 625 00:27:50,900 --> 00:27:53,002 PUT AWAY THAT LITTLE TOY. (monitor beeping erratically) 626 00:27:53,002 --> 00:27:55,805 OH, HE'S HEMORRHAGING. THE BLOOD'S COMING FROM-- 627 00:27:55,805 --> 00:27:57,777 I-I DON'T KNOW WHERE IT'S COMING FROM. 628 00:27:57,777 --> 00:28:00,079 (Miranda) OKAY, HOLD ON. LET'S SEE. 629 00:28:00,079 --> 00:28:01,851 UM... 630 00:28:01,851 --> 00:28:04,253 OH, YEAH. OKAY, WE'VE GOT 631 00:28:04,253 --> 00:28:07,216 A PSEUDOANEURYSM IN THE SPLENIC ARTERY. 632 00:28:07,216 --> 00:28:09,418 HOW DID THAT-- WHAT--WHAT HAPPENED? 633 00:28:09,418 --> 00:28:12,021 UH, PANCREATIC ENZYMES ARE LEAKING INTO THE ABDOMEN. 634 00:28:12,021 --> 00:28:14,824 THEY'RE DISSOLVING THE BLOOD VESSELS. CLAMP. 635 00:28:14,824 --> 00:28:17,767 YOU NEED TO GET THE SPLEEN OUTTA THERE. I'M ALREADY ON IT. CLAMP. 636 00:28:26,375 --> 00:28:28,377 (Miranda) ANYONE SEE ANY MORE BLEEDING? 637 00:28:28,377 --> 00:28:31,180 (April) NO, BUT WHAT'S LEFT OF THE PANCREAS IS STILL LEAKING. 638 00:28:31,180 --> 00:28:34,113 WE NEED TO TAKE OUT THAT WHOLE THING. YOU KNOW, IT'S ONE THING TO LIVE WITH HALF A PANCREAS, 639 00:28:34,113 --> 00:28:36,115 BUT TO REMOVE THE WHOLE THING... 640 00:28:36,115 --> 00:28:39,849 HIS LIFE'S GONNA BE HELL. (cell phone chimes) 641 00:28:39,849 --> 00:28:41,791 GREY, PUT THAT DAMN THING AWAY! 642 00:28:41,791 --> 00:28:44,794 THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT. GREY. 643 00:28:44,794 --> 00:28:47,757 IT'S WALTER REED. THEY SUGGEST AN ISLET CELL AUTOTRANSPLANT. NO, THAT'S FOR PANCREATITIS. 644 00:28:47,757 --> 00:28:49,759 YOU DON'T DO IT WITH TRAUMA PATIENTS. 645 00:28:49,759 --> 00:28:51,160 WHAT IS IT EXACTLY? 646 00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:53,202 YOU ISOLATE THE CELLS FROM THE PANCREAS 647 00:28:53,202 --> 00:28:55,204 AND INJECT THEM INTO THE LIVER. 648 00:28:55,204 --> 00:28:57,767 THEY TRICK THE LIVER INTO ACTING LIKE A PANCREAS 649 00:28:57,767 --> 00:28:59,168 AND--AND MAKING INSULIN. 650 00:28:59,168 --> 00:29:02,141 (Richard) YEAH, WHEN IT WORKS. YOU NEED AN AWFUL LOT OF CELLS. 651 00:29:02,141 --> 00:29:04,743 YOU--YOU KNOW, JUST BECAUSE IT ISN'T DONE FOR TRAUMA 652 00:29:04,743 --> 00:29:07,146 DOESN'T MEAN-- I KNOW. I-- BUT EVEN IF WE WANTED TO, 653 00:29:07,146 --> 00:29:09,148 WE DON'T HAVE THE EQUIPMENT TO EXTRACT CELLS. 654 00:29:09,148 --> 00:29:11,250 WE NEED A RICORDI CHAMBER. (chimes) 655 00:29:11,250 --> 00:29:13,482 WE DON'T HAVE IT, BUT NORTHWESTERN DOES. 656 00:29:13,482 --> 00:29:16,525 HOW DO YOU KNOW? (suction gurgling) 657 00:29:16,525 --> 00:29:18,527 THEY CAN GET IT ON A PLANE 658 00:29:18,527 --> 00:29:21,360 AND HAVE THE EQUIPMENT HERE IN SIX HOURS. 659 00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:24,163 WELL, THAT'S--IT'S TOO LATE. HE'S--HE'S TOO UNSTABLE. OKAY. OKAY. H-H-HOLD ON. 660 00:29:24,163 --> 00:29:25,764 (chime) DENVER, UM... 661 00:29:25,764 --> 00:29:28,868 (chime) TACOMA METHODIST. YES, THEY'VE--THEY'VE GOT IT. 662 00:29:28,868 --> 00:29:30,870 TACOMA--UH, WE TAKE OUT THE PANCREAS, 663 00:29:30,870 --> 00:29:33,272 I GET ON THE HELICOPTER TO TACOMA WITH IT, 664 00:29:33,272 --> 00:29:36,445 I'M BACK IN 90 MINUTES, YOU MANAGE IN THE MEANTIME. 665 00:29:36,445 --> 00:29:38,147 (monitor beeping rhythmically) 666 00:29:38,147 --> 00:29:39,548 LET'S DO IT. 667 00:29:39,548 --> 00:29:41,480 OKAY, TELL THEM. 668 00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:43,182 SHE'S WIGGED OUT, OKAY? 669 00:29:43,182 --> 00:29:45,955 SHE WON'T SAY ANYTHING. I THINK IT'S MY FAULT. WELL, WHAT DID YOU DO? 670 00:29:45,955 --> 00:29:47,957 WE WERE JUST BOTH BUSTING EACH OTHER'S BALLS. 671 00:29:47,957 --> 00:29:49,889 WE'RE BOTH ON THE SAME SURGERY, 672 00:29:49,889 --> 00:29:52,892 AND I MAY HAVE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT HER FLAMING OUT. 673 00:29:52,892 --> 00:29:55,794 (crying) 674 00:29:55,794 --> 00:29:58,928 HEY. HEY. 675 00:29:58,928 --> 00:30:01,170 I WANT OWEN. 676 00:30:01,170 --> 00:30:03,302 GO FIND HIM. 677 00:30:07,206 --> 00:30:08,477 (crunches) 678 00:30:08,477 --> 00:30:10,980 WHAT THE HELL... 679 00:30:12,842 --> 00:30:15,845 HE IS GONNA BE RUNNING AROUND FOR THE NEXT HOUR 680 00:30:15,845 --> 00:30:18,547 WHILE I SEW GRAFTS ON A QUADRUPLE BYPASS. 681 00:30:18,547 --> 00:30:21,550 OWEN'S AT THE DENTIST. HE'LL BE HARD TO FIND. 682 00:30:21,550 --> 00:30:23,022 (crunches) 683 00:30:23,022 --> 00:30:25,254 YOU ARE EVIL. 684 00:30:25,254 --> 00:30:27,526 (mouth full) HE STARTED IT. 685 00:30:27,526 --> 00:30:29,098 (elevator bell dings) 686 00:30:29,098 --> 00:30:30,930 (door opens) 687 00:30:30,930 --> 00:30:32,361 ALL RIGHT. 688 00:30:32,361 --> 00:30:36,005 NOW THIS IS THE HARD-CORE MACHINE. 689 00:30:36,005 --> 00:30:37,836 THE HIGHEST RESOLUTION THERE IS. 690 00:30:37,836 --> 00:30:39,408 THANK YOU. 691 00:30:39,408 --> 00:30:41,410 NOW IT'S ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE TO FIND A HEARTBEAT 692 00:30:41,410 --> 00:30:44,073 UNTIL THE EIGHTH WEEK, EVEN WITH THIS THING. 693 00:30:44,073 --> 00:30:46,475 IN FACT, I DON'T EVEN HAVE MOMS COME IN 694 00:30:46,475 --> 00:30:49,118 UNTIL THE EIGHTH WEEK BECAUSE THEY COME IN, 695 00:30:49,118 --> 00:30:51,520 THEY DON'T SEE A HEARTBEAT, AND THEY FREAK OUT, 696 00:30:51,520 --> 00:30:54,253 AND THEY CAMP OUT ON MY EXAM TABLE ALL DAY. 697 00:30:54,253 --> 00:30:58,027 BUT SINCE YOU ALREADY CAMPED OUT HERE ALL DAY, 698 00:30:58,027 --> 00:31:00,059 IT CAN'T HURT TO HAVE ANOTHER LOOK, RIGHT? 699 00:31:00,059 --> 00:31:02,091 (exhales) 700 00:31:02,091 --> 00:31:04,093 HOW'S HE HOLDING UP, DR. KNOX? 701 00:31:04,093 --> 00:31:06,535 pH IS GOOD. HE'S NORMOTHERMIC. STABLE. 702 00:31:06,535 --> 00:31:08,297 (cell phone buzzes) 703 00:31:08,297 --> 00:31:10,569 (sighs) 704 00:31:10,569 --> 00:31:12,571 (monitor beeping rhythmically) 705 00:31:12,571 --> 00:31:14,543 UM, A... 706 00:31:14,543 --> 00:31:16,405 RESIDENT AT HOPKINS 707 00:31:16,405 --> 00:31:18,407 WANTS TO KNOW WHY THEY DON'T NORMALLY DO 708 00:31:18,407 --> 00:31:23,452 ISLET CELL AUTOTRANSPLANTATION IN A TRAUMA PATIENT. 709 00:31:23,452 --> 00:31:27,216 BUT WE'RE NOT TWEETING, SO... 710 00:31:29,288 --> 00:31:31,890 UM... IN A TRAUMA, 711 00:31:31,890 --> 00:31:34,423 THE PANCREAS IS USUALLY TOO DAMAGED. 712 00:31:34,423 --> 00:31:36,395 YOU CAN'T GET ENOUGH CELLS. 713 00:31:36,395 --> 00:31:38,327 OKAY. 714 00:31:38,327 --> 00:31:40,569 (buzz) 715 00:31:40,569 --> 00:31:42,571 (clicks buttons) 716 00:31:42,571 --> 00:31:44,303 UM... 717 00:31:44,303 --> 00:31:47,937 I... GOT ANOTHER QUESTION FROM... 718 00:31:47,937 --> 00:31:49,939 EMORY. 719 00:31:49,939 --> 00:31:52,281 MM. GO AHEAD. 720 00:31:52,281 --> 00:31:54,283 WILL YOU USE THE PORTAL VEIN 721 00:31:54,283 --> 00:31:56,685 TO INJECT THE ISLET CELLS INTO THE LIVER? 722 00:31:56,685 --> 00:31:59,148 MM. YES, BUT IT'S A LITTLE TRICKY. 723 00:31:59,148 --> 00:32:01,150 THE PORTAL VEIN IS PARTIALLY DISSOLVED 724 00:32:01,150 --> 00:32:02,691 BECAUSE OF THE ENZYMES. 725 00:32:02,691 --> 00:32:06,195 OOH! GOOD ANSWER. 726 00:32:06,195 --> 00:32:08,297 (buzz) 727 00:32:08,297 --> 00:32:10,559 OH, THIS IS A MESSAGE FOR YOU. 728 00:32:10,559 --> 00:32:12,561 IT SAYS, UH, "HI, CHIEF WEBBER. 729 00:32:12,561 --> 00:32:16,135 "DR. NEIL LEFKOFF, UNIVERSITY OF MIAMI. 730 00:32:16,135 --> 00:32:18,137 "I WAS A RESIDENT AT SEATTLE GRACE 731 00:32:18,137 --> 00:32:19,538 "EIGHT YEARS AGO. 732 00:32:19,538 --> 00:32:22,972 IT'S A PLEASURE TO BE SCRUBBING IN WITH YOU AGAIN, SIR." 733 00:32:22,972 --> 00:32:26,475 (laughs) NEIL? REALLY? 734 00:32:26,475 --> 00:32:29,118 (monitor beeping rhythmically) 735 00:32:29,118 --> 00:32:32,951 WELL, I'LL BE. 736 00:32:32,951 --> 00:32:35,954 ♪♪♪ 737 00:32:35,954 --> 00:32:40,059 (monitor beeping rhythmically) 738 00:32:43,692 --> 00:32:46,595 (snaps gloves) 739 00:32:48,967 --> 00:32:51,040 (man) ♪ HEROES ♪ 740 00:32:51,040 --> 00:32:52,441 ♪ WELCOME ♪ 741 00:32:52,441 --> 00:32:56,205 ♪ START OUR MAKE UP ♪ 742 00:32:56,205 --> 00:32:59,448 ♪ BOWS AND ARROWS ♪ 743 00:32:59,448 --> 00:33:03,752 ♪ IN THE CORNER ♪ 744 00:33:03,752 --> 00:33:07,486 ♪ AS ONE ♪ 745 00:33:07,486 --> 00:33:10,659 (Teddy) OKAY, WE'VE PLACED THE OCTOPUS TISSUE STABILIZER. 746 00:33:10,659 --> 00:33:12,261 NOW WHAT? 747 00:33:12,261 --> 00:33:14,363 DISSECT OUT THE L.A.D., NICK THE ARTERY, 748 00:33:14,363 --> 00:33:15,764 PUT IN A SHUNT, 749 00:33:15,764 --> 00:33:18,527 AND PUT THE GRAFT IN DISTAL TO THE BLOCKAGE. 750 00:33:18,527 --> 00:33:20,599 OKAY, GOOD. GO FOR IT. 751 00:33:20,599 --> 00:33:24,273 DR. AVERY, NICE OF YOU TO FINALLY JOIN US. 752 00:33:24,273 --> 00:33:26,275 AND BEFORE WE HAD THESE MACHINES, 753 00:33:26,275 --> 00:33:29,278 WE USED TO MINCE UP THE PANCREAS AND SPIN IT OURSELVES. 754 00:33:29,278 --> 00:33:32,211 DR. ELLIS GREY TAUGHT ME HOW TO DO THAT 20 YEARS AGO. 755 00:33:32,211 --> 00:33:34,383 I MEAN, SHE WOULD TAKE THE-- OKAY, SLOW DOWN, CHIEF. 756 00:33:34,383 --> 00:33:36,385 I CAN ONLY DO 140 CHARACTERS AT A TIME. 757 00:33:36,385 --> 00:33:39,148 OKAY, SHE HAD THIS TRICK WHERE, AFTER THE FINAL WASHING, 758 00:33:39,148 --> 00:33:41,150 SHE WOULD-- OH, MAN, WHAT WAS IT? 759 00:33:41,150 --> 00:33:43,552 (April and Lexie laugh) OH, IT WAS-- IT WAS CLASSIC ELLIS. 760 00:33:43,552 --> 00:33:45,554 OH, NOW WHAT-- OH, DAMN. WHAT WAS-- 761 00:33:45,554 --> 00:33:47,556 UH, NO, FORGET IT, PUT A PIN IN IT. 762 00:33:47,556 --> 00:33:50,559 UH, ANYWAY SHE WOULD TAKE THE, UH, MESSED UP PANCREAS... 763 00:33:50,559 --> 00:33:52,561 ♪ HEROES COME HOME ♪ 764 00:33:52,561 --> 00:33:54,763 ♪ IT'S BEEN SO LONG ♪ 765 00:33:54,763 --> 00:33:59,037 ♪ SMOKE AND MIRRORS ♪ 766 00:33:59,037 --> 00:34:01,540 ♪ IN THE HALF LIGHT ♪ 767 00:34:01,540 --> 00:34:04,313 NICE. WHAT DO WE DO NEXT? 768 00:34:04,313 --> 00:34:07,176 CHECK THE FLOW ON THE GRAFT. 769 00:34:07,176 --> 00:34:09,178 ♪♪♪ 770 00:34:09,178 --> 00:34:12,351 ALL RIGHT, MR. COBB, EVERYTHING IS LOOKING GOOD. 771 00:34:12,351 --> 00:34:13,752 (whirs) 772 00:34:13,752 --> 00:34:17,055 (whirring) 773 00:34:17,055 --> 00:34:18,587 ♪♪♪ 774 00:34:18,587 --> 00:34:20,589 HOW'S HE DOING? 775 00:34:20,589 --> 00:34:23,061 UH, HE'S STABLE. HE'S NOT ACIDOTIC OR HYPOTHERMIC. 776 00:34:23,061 --> 00:34:25,063 HOW MANY CELLS DID YOU GET? 777 00:34:25,063 --> 00:34:27,736 UH, 300,000. IS THAT ENOUGH? 778 00:34:27,736 --> 00:34:30,499 UH, NORMALLY, YOU WANT ABOUT A MILLION. 779 00:34:30,499 --> 00:34:32,501 BUT IT'S BETTER THAN NOTHING. 780 00:34:32,501 --> 00:34:34,403 ♪ IF YOU ♪ 781 00:34:34,403 --> 00:34:36,805 NOTHING? JUST GIVE ME A MINUTE. 782 00:34:36,805 --> 00:34:38,807 (exhales deeply) THIS WAS A BAD IDEA. 783 00:34:38,807 --> 00:34:41,280 CALLIE-- NO, IT WAS STUPID. SHE SAID IT'S TOO EARLY. 784 00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:43,612 SHE CAN'T FIND IT YET. IT DOESN'T MEAN A DEAD BABY. 785 00:34:43,612 --> 00:34:47,616 IT JUST MEANS THIS WAS REALLY STUPID. SHUT UP. 786 00:34:47,616 --> 00:34:49,658 ♪ COME HOME ♪ 787 00:34:49,658 --> 00:34:53,262 ♪ WE'LL GO OUT TONIGHT ♪ 788 00:34:53,262 --> 00:34:55,624 THERE. (fetal heartbeat playing over monitor) 789 00:34:55,624 --> 00:34:57,626 ♪ I-IGHT ♪ 790 00:34:57,626 --> 00:34:59,798 OH, MY GOD. 791 00:34:59,798 --> 00:35:03,172 (heartbeat continues) 792 00:35:03,172 --> 00:35:05,374 ♪♪♪ 793 00:35:05,374 --> 00:35:07,636 OH, MY GOD. 794 00:35:07,636 --> 00:35:08,837 (laughs) 795 00:35:08,837 --> 00:35:10,609 (laughs) 796 00:35:10,609 --> 00:35:12,781 ♪ WELCOME ♪ 797 00:35:12,781 --> 00:35:14,383 OKAY, WE'RE ALMOST THERE. 798 00:35:14,383 --> 00:35:16,245 CAN I HAVE THE ENVELOPE? 799 00:35:18,517 --> 00:35:21,350 ♪ IF ♪ 800 00:35:21,350 --> 00:35:24,353 ♪ YOU ♪ 801 00:35:24,353 --> 00:35:27,296 ♪ WANT ♪ 802 00:35:29,598 --> 00:35:33,632 ♪ WELCOME ♪ 803 00:35:33,632 --> 00:35:36,635 OKAY, DANIEL, I'M GONNA INSERT THE PROBE NOW. 804 00:35:36,635 --> 00:35:38,337 ♪ HOME ♪ 805 00:35:38,337 --> 00:35:41,770 ♪ WE'LL GO OUT TONIGHT ♪ 806 00:35:41,770 --> 00:35:43,772 VERY GOOD, MR. COBB. 807 00:35:43,772 --> 00:35:47,546 ♪ I-IGHT ♪ 808 00:35:55,454 --> 00:35:57,786 (thunder rumbling) 809 00:35:57,786 --> 00:35:59,858 (gasps) 810 00:35:59,858 --> 00:36:01,460 (groans) 811 00:36:01,460 --> 00:36:03,292 HONEY? 812 00:36:03,292 --> 00:36:04,563 (groans) 813 00:36:04,563 --> 00:36:06,565 HI. HOW YOU FEELIN'? 814 00:36:06,565 --> 00:36:08,597 OH, I'M OKAY. 815 00:36:08,597 --> 00:36:11,400 I'VE GOT A SLIGHT HEADACHE. 816 00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:13,171 MM. 817 00:36:13,171 --> 00:36:16,174 (rainfall) 818 00:36:17,576 --> 00:36:20,309 WHERE'S MY VICTORIA? 819 00:36:21,810 --> 00:36:23,952 CAN I SEE HER? 820 00:36:31,290 --> 00:36:32,861 UH... 821 00:36:32,861 --> 00:36:35,564 MRS. COBB, HE JUST CAME OUT OF SURGERY. 822 00:36:35,564 --> 00:36:38,196 LOOK, THIS DOESN'T MEAN IT'S NOT GONNA WORK. 823 00:36:38,196 --> 00:36:40,429 W-WE WON'T KNOW THAT FOR A WHILE. 824 00:36:40,429 --> 00:36:43,432 WHEN HE ACTS LIKE THIS, YOU JUST NEED TO TELL YOURSELF, 825 00:36:43,432 --> 00:36:45,604 THIS IS NOT YOUR HUSBAND. 826 00:36:45,604 --> 00:36:48,637 BUT HE IS SOMEBODY WHO NEEDS YOUR HELP. 827 00:36:48,637 --> 00:36:52,210 SO WHATEVER YOU CAN GIVE HIM... 828 00:36:59,618 --> 00:37:02,321 (sighs) 829 00:37:08,827 --> 00:37:11,330 DANIEL... 830 00:37:11,330 --> 00:37:13,832 I'M GONNA CALL VICTORIA 831 00:37:13,832 --> 00:37:16,835 AND GET HER HERE AS SOON AS I CAN. 832 00:37:16,835 --> 00:37:19,408 OKAY? 833 00:37:19,408 --> 00:37:21,470 OH. 834 00:37:21,470 --> 00:37:23,011 THANK YOU. 835 00:37:27,546 --> 00:37:30,449 KAREV. 836 00:37:32,651 --> 00:37:35,253 I COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT ANY BETTER MYSELF. 837 00:37:35,253 --> 00:37:38,256 YOU REASSURED HER. YOU GOT HER TO FOCUS ON WHAT WAS IMPORTANT. 838 00:37:38,256 --> 00:37:40,729 AH, I'M OFF THE TRIAL. 839 00:37:40,729 --> 00:37:42,731 WHAT? IT'S TOO DEPRESSING. 840 00:37:42,731 --> 00:37:45,564 I CAN'T HANDLE THIS FOR THE NEXT TWO YEARS. YOU JUST HANDLED IT. 841 00:37:45,564 --> 00:37:48,597 NO, THAT WAS MEREDITH TALKING. SHE TOLD ME WHAT TO SAY. 842 00:37:48,597 --> 00:37:50,739 SHE'S BEEN SAVING MY ASS ALL DAY. 843 00:37:50,739 --> 00:37:52,741 YOU NEED TO GET OVER THIS THING 844 00:37:52,741 --> 00:37:55,344 WHERE YOU'RE JUST THINKING OF HER AS YOUR WIFE, 845 00:37:55,344 --> 00:37:57,346 BECAUSE YOUR WIFE IS THE ONLY PERSON TWISTED ENOUGH 846 00:37:57,346 --> 00:37:58,747 TO HANDLE THIS CRAP. 847 00:37:58,747 --> 00:38:01,550 OH, AND THAT SAID, I'M IN THE RACE FOR CHIEF RESIDENT, 848 00:38:01,550 --> 00:38:03,612 AND SO FAR, I'M KICKING ASS, SO I'D APPRECIATE IT 849 00:38:03,612 --> 00:38:05,614 IF YOU MENTION TO DR. WEBBER 850 00:38:05,614 --> 00:38:07,616 THAT I PRIORITIZED THE PATIENT'S NEEDS 851 00:38:07,616 --> 00:38:09,057 OVER MY PERSONAL GAIN. 852 00:38:15,664 --> 00:38:18,667 (speaking indistinctly) 853 00:38:20,929 --> 00:38:22,901 TAKE CARE OF HER. 854 00:38:22,901 --> 00:38:24,633 (laughs) 855 00:38:24,633 --> 00:38:28,407 ANYTIME, MARTHA. ANYTIME. 856 00:38:28,407 --> 00:38:30,409 (blows air) 857 00:38:30,409 --> 00:38:32,841 BITE ME, YANG. 858 00:38:32,841 --> 00:38:34,443 (knock on door) 859 00:38:34,443 --> 00:38:35,814 UH, CHIEF. 860 00:38:35,814 --> 00:38:39,348 I JUST WANTED TO UPDATE YOU ON ANTHONY WINDSOR. 861 00:38:39,348 --> 00:38:40,489 ANTHONY? 862 00:38:40,489 --> 00:38:41,650 WINDSOR. 863 00:38:41,650 --> 00:38:43,452 OUR PANCREAS PATIENT. 864 00:38:43,452 --> 00:38:46,324 OH, OH, YEAH, RIGHT, RIGHT. OKAY, WHAT'S ALL THIS? 865 00:38:46,324 --> 00:38:48,727 OH, UH, THIS IS, UH, ELLIS GREY'S OLD JOURNALS. 866 00:38:48,727 --> 00:38:51,329 I'M TRYING TO FIND THE ANSWER TO A THING. 867 00:38:51,329 --> 00:38:53,001 WELL, ANYWAY, THE ISLET CELLS 868 00:38:53,001 --> 00:38:55,003 HAVE STARTED PRODUCING INSULIN. 869 00:38:55,003 --> 00:38:57,606 IT LOOKS LIKE THE TRANSPLANT'S GONNA TAKE. 870 00:38:57,606 --> 00:38:59,468 THAT'S GREAT. GREAT. 871 00:38:59,468 --> 00:39:02,511 EXCELLENT WORK, DR. BAILEY. 872 00:39:02,511 --> 00:39:04,342 OKAY, SIR. 873 00:39:04,342 --> 00:39:08,346 I'M DOING A ROBOTIC SUBTOTAL GASTRECTOMY TOMORROW. 874 00:39:08,346 --> 00:39:10,348 NOW I KNOW YOU WANTED TIME TO THINK ABOUT-- 875 00:39:10,348 --> 00:39:12,481 UH, THAT'S--THAT'S--THAT'S FINE. FINE. ABSOLUTELY. 876 00:39:12,481 --> 00:39:14,022 TWEET AWAY. TWEET AWAY. 877 00:39:14,022 --> 00:39:17,085 YEAH! YEAH, YES, YES. THERE IT IS. OKAY. 878 00:39:17,085 --> 00:39:19,087 SHE WOULD ADD HEPARIN AND APROTININ. 879 00:39:19,087 --> 00:39:21,089 OKAY, NOW WHEN YOU'RE TWEETING TOMORROW, 880 00:39:21,089 --> 00:39:23,962 TELL EVERYONE THAT ELLIS GREY'S TRICK WAS TO ADD THOSE, OKAY? 881 00:39:23,962 --> 00:39:26,495 MAKE SURE YOU TELL 'EM THAT. 882 00:39:26,495 --> 00:39:28,497 Y-YES, SIR. 883 00:39:28,497 --> 00:39:30,399 (whispers) ALL RIGHT. 884 00:39:30,399 --> 00:39:31,540 (chuckles) 885 00:39:31,540 --> 00:39:32,941 (laughs) 886 00:39:32,941 --> 00:39:34,943 (door closes) 887 00:39:34,943 --> 00:39:37,706 ♪♪♪ 888 00:39:37,706 --> 00:39:39,708 (door opens) (Arizona) OOH. 889 00:39:39,708 --> 00:39:44,413 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? IS THAT ONE OF MY BOXES? 890 00:39:44,413 --> 00:39:46,785 OH, DON'T GET UP. OH, YOU REST. 891 00:39:46,785 --> 00:39:48,857 PLUS, YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIFTING ANY HEAVY THINGS. I GOT THIS. 892 00:39:48,857 --> 00:39:50,859 NO, I'LL GET UP IF I WANT TO. 893 00:39:50,859 --> 00:39:52,921 ARE YOU MOVING MY STUFF BACK IN? CALLIE... 894 00:39:52,921 --> 00:39:54,923 I HAVEN'T SAID I'M MOVING BACK IN... YET. 895 00:39:54,923 --> 00:39:56,565 I-I--WE'RE NOT TOGETHER. 896 00:39:56,565 --> 00:39:59,568 I MEAN, YOU CAN--YOU CAN TAKE THOSE BACK TO MARK'S PLACE. 897 00:39:59,568 --> 00:40:00,999 SHUT UP. JUST SHUT UP. 898 00:40:00,999 --> 00:40:03,732 YOU DON'T GET TO TELL ME THAT WE'RE NOT TOGETHER. 899 00:40:03,732 --> 00:40:06,134 WE ARE TOGETHER, BECAUSE I LOVE YOU AND YOU LOVE ME, 900 00:40:06,134 --> 00:40:08,136 AND NONE OF THE REST OF IT MATTERS. 901 00:40:08,136 --> 00:40:09,808 WE ARE TOGETHER. 902 00:40:09,808 --> 00:40:11,810 AND IF YOU EVER SLEEP WITH ANYONE ELSE AGAIN, 903 00:40:11,810 --> 00:40:14,082 MAN OR WOMAN, I WILL KICK THE CRAP OUT OF YOU. 904 00:40:14,082 --> 00:40:16,445 NOW YOU SIT YOUR ASS BACK DOWN THERE, 905 00:40:16,445 --> 00:40:18,447 BECAUSE THAT'S MY BABY IN THERE, 906 00:40:18,447 --> 00:40:21,550 AND I DON'T WANT ANYTHING HAPPENING TO MY BABY! YOUR BABY, HUH? 907 00:40:21,550 --> 00:40:24,993 (man) ♪ ABOUT THE WAY HE LEFT ♪ 908 00:40:24,993 --> 00:40:28,126 OUR BABY. THERE WAS A HEARTBEAT. 909 00:40:28,126 --> 00:40:29,898 MM-HMM. 910 00:40:29,898 --> 00:40:33,001 AND IT WAS... 911 00:40:33,001 --> 00:40:36,965 ♪ IT'S THE SAME ♪ 912 00:40:36,965 --> 00:40:39,107 WE'RE HAVING A BABY. 913 00:40:39,107 --> 00:40:42,711 ♪♪♪ 914 00:40:42,711 --> 00:40:44,713 DO I STILL HAVE TO SIT DOWN? 915 00:40:44,713 --> 00:40:46,715 BECAUSE I'D RATHER RIP YOUR CLOTHES OFF. 916 00:40:46,715 --> 00:40:49,818 (laughs) I'LL DO THE RIPPING. 917 00:40:49,818 --> 00:40:51,580 MM. YOU REST. 918 00:40:51,580 --> 00:40:53,522 ♪♪♪ 919 00:40:53,522 --> 00:40:57,055 DOCTORS PRACTICE DECEPTION EVERY DAY... 920 00:40:57,055 --> 00:40:59,528 ON OUR PATIENTS... 921 00:40:59,528 --> 00:41:01,530 ON THEIR FAMILIES. 922 00:41:01,530 --> 00:41:02,991 I AM PUTTING IN TARRAGON. 923 00:41:02,991 --> 00:41:05,864 NOT THAT I HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT TARRAGON TASTES LIKE. 924 00:41:05,864 --> 00:41:07,866 BUT I THINK WHEN PEOPLE USE TARRAGON, 925 00:41:07,866 --> 00:41:10,869 IT MAKES THEM SEEM LIKE THEY KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING. 926 00:41:10,869 --> 00:41:12,470 BASIL CAN'T DO THAT. 927 00:41:12,470 --> 00:41:15,744 ANYBODY CAN SLING SOME BASIL AROUND A KITCHEN. 928 00:41:15,744 --> 00:41:17,946 CALLIE'S PREGNANT. 929 00:41:17,946 --> 00:41:21,009 OH, MY GOD. THAT'S GREAT. 930 00:41:21,009 --> 00:41:22,611 SHE LOVES BABIES. 931 00:41:22,611 --> 00:41:25,013 DID--DID THEY DO A-A TURKEY BASTER THING 932 00:41:25,013 --> 00:41:26,855 OR SOMETHING? 933 00:41:26,855 --> 00:41:28,857 I MEAN... WAIT A MINUTE. 934 00:41:28,857 --> 00:41:30,859 OKAY, SO WAIT. ARIZONA JUST GOT BACK, 935 00:41:30,859 --> 00:41:32,861 AND THEY--WERE THEY DOING-- 936 00:41:32,861 --> 00:41:35,023 WAIT. WAS THIS BEFORE THEY... 937 00:41:38,166 --> 00:41:43,031 ♪ AND BOTH SIDES ♪ 938 00:41:43,031 --> 00:41:46,134 I SAW THE HEARTBEAT TODAY. 939 00:41:46,134 --> 00:41:47,906 ♪♪♪ 940 00:41:47,906 --> 00:41:51,680 THIS IS MY KID. THIS IS A PART OF ME. 941 00:41:51,680 --> 00:41:53,281 ♪ YOURS ♪ 942 00:41:53,281 --> 00:41:55,914 ♪ AND MINE ♪ 943 00:41:55,914 --> 00:41:58,987 PLEASE. IS THERE ANY WAY THAT WE CAN-- 944 00:41:58,987 --> 00:42:00,989 (voice breaking) HOW THE HELL... 945 00:42:00,989 --> 00:42:03,552 DID YOU GET ME IN THIS POSITION... 946 00:42:03,552 --> 00:42:05,093 (slaps countertop) TWICE? 947 00:42:05,093 --> 00:42:07,095 IT--IT'S--IT-- 948 00:42:07,095 --> 00:42:08,827 (chuckles) 949 00:42:08,827 --> 00:42:10,228 UNBELIEVABLE. 950 00:42:10,228 --> 00:42:11,930 (laughs) 951 00:42:11,930 --> 00:42:15,664 YOU AREUNBELIEVABLE. 952 00:42:15,664 --> 00:42:17,666 ♪♪♪ 953 00:42:17,666 --> 00:42:21,810 BUT THE WORST DECEPTION WE PRACTICE IS ON OURSELVES... 954 00:42:21,810 --> 00:42:24,813 ♪♪♪ 955 00:42:27,115 --> 00:42:29,117 MY NEXT, UH, ALZHEIMER'S SURGERY 956 00:42:29,117 --> 00:42:31,549 IS TOMORROW AT 7:00. 957 00:42:31,549 --> 00:42:33,221 ♪♪♪ 958 00:42:33,221 --> 00:42:35,323 PUT YOUR NAME ON THE BOARD. 959 00:42:35,323 --> 00:42:37,055 WHICH IS WHY SOMETIMES, 960 00:42:37,055 --> 00:42:40,829 IT TAKES US A WHILE TO REALIZE... 961 00:42:40,829 --> 00:42:43,832 THAT THE TRUTH HAS BEEN IN FRONT OF US THE WHOLE TIME. 962 00:42:43,832 --> 00:42:48,096 (laughs)