1 00:00:03,500 --> 00:00:05,257 You missed another episode of Shameless, 2 00:00:05,308 --> 00:00:06,972 and now we got to take valuable time 3 00:00:07,058 --> 00:00:08,605 out of our show to tell you what the hell you missed 4 00:00:08,691 --> 00:00:11,273 'cause you were too damn lazy to get up off your fat asses 5 00:00:11,359 --> 00:00:12,824 and watch the damn TV. 6 00:00:12,909 --> 00:00:14,824 Why wouldn't you just tell me that you're married? 7 00:00:14,909 --> 00:00:16,616 We stayed together for the kid. 8 00:00:16,701 --> 00:00:18,027 Oh. 9 00:00:18,783 --> 00:00:21,047 Holy shit, you're a fucking asshole. 10 00:00:21,784 --> 00:00:24,658 I'd like you to meet our son, Santiago. 11 00:00:24,743 --> 00:00:27,143 He crossed the border with his father and sister. 12 00:00:27,229 --> 00:00:29,492 They were looking for asylum, but they got separated. 13 00:00:29,577 --> 00:00:30,991 We can't keep this kid. 14 00:00:31,076 --> 00:00:33,367 Yes, we can. He has an amazing arm. 15 00:00:33,452 --> 00:00:34,792 Kid brought the heat. 16 00:00:34,878 --> 00:00:36,846 All I ever wanted was to be a mother. 17 00:00:36,932 --> 00:00:39,479 Frank, Would you fertilize my eggs? 18 00:00:39,565 --> 00:00:42,450 I would be honored to introduce my little Frankies 19 00:00:42,535 --> 00:00:44,616 to your little Ingrids. 20 00:00:44,701 --> 00:00:46,075 You think our chances are good? 21 00:00:46,160 --> 00:00:47,378 I'm extremely optimistic. 22 00:00:47,464 --> 00:00:48,924 Thank you, Dr. Kwan. 23 00:00:49,010 --> 00:00:50,519 Don't thank me. Thank Frank. 24 00:00:50,605 --> 00:00:51,746 Mm. 25 00:00:51,832 --> 00:00:53,533 I took care of the bills, by the way. 26 00:00:53,618 --> 00:00:54,729 It cost 1,700 bucks. 27 00:00:54,815 --> 00:00:55,846 Damn. 28 00:00:55,932 --> 00:00:58,991 The squirrel fund is back. Everyone needs to step up. 29 00:00:59,076 --> 00:01:01,616 I've been giving Fiona money for the bills. 30 00:01:01,701 --> 00:01:04,450 She just hasn't been paying them. 31 00:01:04,535 --> 00:01:07,824 Hey, Gallaghers. 32 00:01:07,909 --> 00:01:09,019 Shit. 33 00:01:09,105 --> 00:01:12,465 - She do this a lot? - Yeah, lately. 34 00:01:20,438 --> 00:01:23,367 *SHAMELESS* Season 09 Episode 09 35 00:01:23,555 --> 00:01:25,930 Episode Title : "BOOOOOOOOOOOONE!" 36 00:01:26,993 --> 00:01:30,116 ♪ Think of all the luck you got ♪ 37 00:01:30,201 --> 00:01:33,304 ♪ Know that it's not for naught ♪ 38 00:01:33,405 --> 00:01:36,403 ♪ You were beaming once before ♪ 39 00:01:36,540 --> 00:01:40,851 ♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪ 40 00:01:40,944 --> 00:01:44,093 ♪ What is this downside ♪ 41 00:01:44,327 --> 00:01:47,492 ♪ That you speak of? ♪ 42 00:01:47,749 --> 00:01:49,741 ♪ What is this feeling ♪ 43 00:01:49,827 --> 00:01:53,726 ♪ You're so sure of? ♪ 44 00:02:00,996 --> 00:02:04,494 ♪ Round up the friends you got ♪ 45 00:02:04,580 --> 00:02:07,578 ♪ Know that they're not for naught ♪ 46 00:02:07,717 --> 00:02:10,715 ♪ You were willing once before ♪ 47 00:02:10,909 --> 00:02:15,367 ♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪ 48 00:02:15,452 --> 00:02:18,533 ♪ What is this downside ♪ 49 00:02:18,618 --> 00:02:22,116 ♪ That you speak of? ♪ 50 00:02:22,201 --> 00:02:23,950 ♪ What is this feeling ♪ 51 00:02:24,035 --> 00:02:28,092 ♪ You're so sure of? ♪ 52 00:03:02,201 --> 00:03:03,533 Ah. 53 00:03:44,436 --> 00:03:47,116 - We need our money back. - What the fuck? What money? 54 00:03:47,325 --> 00:03:48,999 We've been giving you money for utilities 55 00:03:49,085 --> 00:03:50,092 that have not been getting paid. 56 00:03:50,178 --> 00:03:51,717 We need that money back. 57 00:03:52,913 --> 00:03:54,186 Fine. 58 00:03:57,016 --> 00:03:58,056 Jesus! 59 00:03:58,142 --> 00:03:59,809 The bills are under my name now. 60 00:03:59,888 --> 00:04:02,053 That water you're using? We're paying for that. 61 00:04:02,138 --> 00:04:03,356 So, until you repay us 62 00:04:03,442 --> 00:04:05,278 what we've been paying you for the last three months, 63 00:04:05,364 --> 00:04:07,362 plus your share of rent for the last three months, 64 00:04:07,448 --> 00:04:09,780 plus what it cost for me to get shit turned back on, 65 00:04:09,873 --> 00:04:11,330 I don't really feel like sharing my water with you. 66 00:04:11,416 --> 00:04:12,707 Yeah, I'll tell you what... 67 00:04:12,804 --> 00:04:14,677 you take everything that I owe you 68 00:04:14,762 --> 00:04:16,192 from the last three months 69 00:04:16,277 --> 00:04:19,176 and subtract it from everything that you owe me 70 00:04:19,262 --> 00:04:21,119 for the last 18 years. 71 00:04:21,205 --> 00:04:24,369 And when I've used all of the water that I am entitled to 72 00:04:24,455 --> 00:04:27,038 some time in, I don't know, 2048, 73 00:04:27,123 --> 00:04:29,412 then we can talk about who's even. 74 00:04:31,914 --> 00:04:34,829 What are you wearing? 75 00:04:35,293 --> 00:04:36,996 Oh, Tami's mom died of cancer, 76 00:04:37,081 --> 00:04:39,204 so her family does a five-K thing every year. 77 00:04:39,289 --> 00:04:40,954 You look sort of ridiculous. 78 00:04:42,747 --> 00:04:44,121 Everybody looks ridiculous in running shorts. 79 00:04:44,206 --> 00:04:46,454 Debbie! Turn my water on! 80 00:04:46,539 --> 00:04:47,829 Hey, did you turn the water off on her? 81 00:04:47,914 --> 00:04:49,288 - Yep. - Deb, she carried us 82 00:04:49,373 --> 00:04:51,370 for years... you can give her a break. 83 00:04:51,455 --> 00:04:55,370 Turn the water back on! 84 00:04:55,455 --> 00:04:57,412 Once you pay us what you owe us. 85 00:04:57,497 --> 00:04:58,996 I'm gonna get it to you. I just lost track... 86 00:04:59,081 --> 00:05:00,829 You owe Carl, Lip, and I $832... 87 00:05:02,414 --> 00:05:04,121 Stop. Guys! 88 00:05:04,206 --> 00:05:05,692 The door! 89 00:05:05,817 --> 00:05:07,346 - If you had the month I had, - Debbie! 90 00:05:07,446 --> 00:05:09,268 - you would have lost track, too. - Ooh, my Irish 91 00:05:09,362 --> 00:05:11,260 - boyfriend left me. - Stop it! 92 00:05:11,346 --> 00:05:14,674 Go take a flying fuck on a rolling doughnut! 93 00:05:14,760 --> 00:05:16,159 - What? - Go take a rolling fuck 94 00:05:16,245 --> 00:05:17,823 - on a flying doughnut! - Hello? 95 00:05:18,698 --> 00:05:20,078 I come in peace. 96 00:05:20,164 --> 00:05:22,206 Oh, fuck, no. 97 00:05:22,497 --> 00:05:26,246 I just want my tools back. 98 00:05:26,331 --> 00:05:27,704 What tools? 99 00:05:27,932 --> 00:05:29,995 My carpenter tools. They're missing. 100 00:05:30,434 --> 00:05:32,225 Well, why would I know about that? 101 00:05:32,373 --> 00:05:33,424 Come on, Fiona. 102 00:05:33,510 --> 00:05:36,010 What, you think I just wandered on to your site 103 00:05:36,167 --> 00:05:37,729 and picked them up out of your truck or something? 104 00:05:37,815 --> 00:05:38,829 Maybe. 105 00:05:38,914 --> 00:05:40,163 Or maybe I came into your house 106 00:05:40,248 --> 00:05:41,454 in the middle of the night 107 00:05:41,539 --> 00:05:42,996 and I watched you sleep for an hour 108 00:05:43,081 --> 00:05:44,914 and then I just took them on my way out. 109 00:05:46,651 --> 00:05:48,871 Do you have them or not? 110 00:05:48,956 --> 00:05:52,143 No. You egotistical fuck! 111 00:05:52,315 --> 00:05:54,579 I haven't thought about you in weeks! 112 00:05:54,664 --> 00:05:56,289 We thought about you, though. 113 00:06:01,331 --> 00:06:03,537 - Guess I'll be going, then. - Yeah. 114 00:06:03,622 --> 00:06:06,412 Damn straight you'll be going, 'cause next time, 115 00:06:06,497 --> 00:06:08,954 I won't stop them from beating the shit out of you! 116 00:06:09,039 --> 00:06:10,820 If my tools happen to turn up, let me know. 117 00:06:10,906 --> 00:06:12,121 That's how I make my living. 118 00:06:12,206 --> 00:06:15,038 Oh, if they "happen to"... Fuck you! 119 00:06:21,997 --> 00:06:24,246 Thanks. 120 00:06:24,331 --> 00:06:26,412 Breakfast is on me at Patsy's after I shower. 121 00:06:26,497 --> 00:06:27,620 Nope. 122 00:06:27,705 --> 00:06:30,204 No money, no shower. 123 00:06:30,289 --> 00:06:32,495 Oh, Christ. 124 00:06:32,580 --> 00:06:33,829 Where are you going? 125 00:06:33,914 --> 00:06:36,038 To shower at Veronica's. 126 00:06:45,580 --> 00:06:46,912 What are you doing here? 127 00:06:46,997 --> 00:06:48,757 I've been waiting in the tent all night. 128 00:06:48,843 --> 00:06:50,218 But you should have been working on your hardship essay 129 00:06:50,304 --> 00:06:52,398 - for West Point. - I've had to jerk off twice. 130 00:06:52,484 --> 00:06:53,960 I can't write about that to West Point. 131 00:06:54,046 --> 00:06:55,507 My dad found out that I've been skipping 132 00:06:55,593 --> 00:06:56,787 softball camp to hang out with you. 133 00:06:56,872 --> 00:06:58,163 He'll kill you if he finds you here. 134 00:06:58,248 --> 00:07:01,412 He only has one working limb. That doesn't scare me. 135 00:07:04,997 --> 00:07:07,662 It only takes one limb to pull a trigger, son. 136 00:07:07,747 --> 00:07:09,620 Get inside. 137 00:07:09,705 --> 00:07:11,662 ♪ Ever try to stop a moving train... ♪ 138 00:07:11,747 --> 00:07:14,237 Okay, pee now, 'cause you're not gonna get another chance 139 00:07:14,323 --> 00:07:16,662 for, uh, about five kilometers. 140 00:07:16,831 --> 00:07:18,237 Hey, Brad, let's try to finish 141 00:07:18,323 --> 00:07:20,495 ahead of Grandpa this year, huh? 142 00:07:20,580 --> 00:07:22,307 Your family makes me want to drink again. 143 00:07:22,393 --> 00:07:24,213 Boo-hoo-hoo. 144 00:07:24,455 --> 00:07:26,331 He's just busting your balls. 145 00:07:26,417 --> 00:07:28,362 Change your shirt already. 146 00:07:28,595 --> 00:07:30,453 We can just jog this thing, right? 147 00:07:30,539 --> 00:07:31,704 Yeah. 148 00:07:31,987 --> 00:07:33,954 Fucking extra large? 149 00:07:34,039 --> 00:07:37,954 Do I look like an extra large, Gigi, you vindictive bitch? 150 00:07:38,039 --> 00:07:40,829 She seem a bit more on edge than usual? 151 00:07:40,914 --> 00:07:42,659 This five-K brings up a lot of memories 152 00:07:42,745 --> 00:07:44,204 of our mom's death. 153 00:07:44,463 --> 00:07:46,713 Tough day for all of us. 154 00:07:48,773 --> 00:07:50,987 So what's the deal with you and my sister? 155 00:07:51,557 --> 00:07:52,674 "Deal"? 156 00:07:52,760 --> 00:07:55,424 Like, are you fucking other people? 157 00:07:55,705 --> 00:07:57,159 I don't think we have a deal. 158 00:07:57,312 --> 00:08:00,061 Hey, back off, Cory. He doesn't want the syph. 159 00:08:00,248 --> 00:08:01,787 All clean, Tami. 160 00:08:02,018 --> 00:08:03,620 Penicillin. It's a miracle drug. 161 00:08:03,705 --> 00:08:05,065 Mm. 162 00:08:05,705 --> 00:08:07,323 - Oh! - Wow. 163 00:08:07,448 --> 00:08:08,753 - Jesus Christ, Cory! - Whoa. 164 00:08:08,893 --> 00:08:10,704 Who doesn't wear a fucking bra when they run? 165 00:08:10,789 --> 00:08:12,662 What is your problem? 166 00:08:12,747 --> 00:08:14,659 Hey, can you get this into the register? 167 00:08:14,745 --> 00:08:15,704 Well, is it counted? 168 00:08:15,789 --> 00:08:16,871 Sure. 169 00:08:16,956 --> 00:08:18,704 You smell like a barroom floor. 170 00:08:18,789 --> 00:08:20,362 It's mouthwash. I just gargled. 171 00:08:20,448 --> 00:08:21,440 Manager's got to count it. 172 00:08:21,526 --> 00:08:23,038 I'm not gonna be on the hook if it's short. 173 00:08:23,161 --> 00:08:25,034 You're the assistant manager. You count it. 174 00:08:25,120 --> 00:08:26,792 - Fiona, I... - Get off my ass! 175 00:08:29,815 --> 00:08:32,163 Sorry, sorry. It's been a... 176 00:08:32,248 --> 00:08:34,331 It's been a morning. 177 00:08:34,565 --> 00:08:36,792 Just count it, get in the register. 178 00:08:36,878 --> 00:08:38,042 I got to get this cast off. 179 00:08:38,128 --> 00:08:39,746 Okay. 180 00:08:39,831 --> 00:08:41,163 Thanks. 181 00:08:43,789 --> 00:08:45,746 She okay? 182 00:08:45,831 --> 00:08:47,954 She's going through some stuff. 183 00:08:52,747 --> 00:08:55,079 Boone! 184 00:08:55,164 --> 00:08:57,996 Boone! 185 00:08:59,455 --> 00:09:02,079 Boone! 186 00:09:04,747 --> 00:09:06,454 Oh, you're so fucked. 187 00:09:06,539 --> 00:09:08,495 - Hey, man. - Who the fuck's this guy? 188 00:09:08,580 --> 00:09:10,182 - That's Boone. - Boone, I think. 189 00:09:10,268 --> 00:09:12,704 Thanks, fucknuts. Who's Boone? 190 00:09:12,789 --> 00:09:15,121 Well, right now he's the guy kissing your chick. 191 00:09:18,963 --> 00:09:22,079 Must be an amazing experience, giving birth... 192 00:09:22,164 --> 00:09:24,948 feeling life violently ripping its way out of you. 193 00:09:25,112 --> 00:09:27,163 Doesn't that sound exciting? 194 00:09:27,248 --> 00:09:29,823 Well, I've never thought of it so graphically, 195 00:09:29,909 --> 00:09:32,495 but, yeah. 196 00:09:32,580 --> 00:09:35,121 Did you see all your other children being born? 197 00:09:35,206 --> 00:09:36,537 Uh... 198 00:09:36,622 --> 00:09:38,204 uh, not a one. 199 00:09:38,289 --> 00:09:40,038 I came close on a few, but, you know, 200 00:09:40,123 --> 00:09:41,704 scheduling conflicts. 201 00:09:44,289 --> 00:09:45,784 - How do you feel, Ingrid? - Hey. 202 00:09:45,870 --> 00:09:48,901 Oh, super pregnant, Dr. Kwan. 203 00:09:49,039 --> 00:09:50,829 I put together a vision board... 204 00:09:50,914 --> 00:09:53,412 all these images of healthy babies 205 00:09:53,497 --> 00:09:56,871 with loving parents and puppies and joy. 206 00:09:56,956 --> 00:09:59,163 And then I stared at it all night. 207 00:09:59,248 --> 00:10:03,246 I am telling you, I feel all that in my uterus. 208 00:10:03,331 --> 00:10:05,204 I'm pregnant. 209 00:10:05,289 --> 00:10:07,331 Let's see what we've got. 210 00:10:10,039 --> 00:10:11,370 Oh. 211 00:10:11,455 --> 00:10:13,787 - Congratulations, guys. - Oh, boy. 212 00:10:13,872 --> 00:10:15,245 You're gonna be parents. 213 00:10:15,331 --> 00:10:16,979 - I knew it! I knew it! - You knew it! 214 00:10:17,065 --> 00:10:18,835 - Oh, oh! - You knew, 215 00:10:18,921 --> 00:10:20,032 - didn't you? You knew. - Oh, I did, and I couldn't 216 00:10:20,118 --> 00:10:21,495 have done it without you, Frankie. 217 00:10:21,581 --> 00:10:23,846 Well, with my superior genetics, why would you try? 218 00:10:25,878 --> 00:10:27,729 - Uh, hold on a second. - Why? What? 219 00:10:27,815 --> 00:10:29,315 - What's going on? - Oops. 220 00:10:29,401 --> 00:10:31,079 "Oops"? What-what's "oops"? 221 00:10:31,164 --> 00:10:34,079 Well, it looks like six of them have hunkered down in there. 222 00:10:34,164 --> 00:10:36,579 - Six of what...babies? - Oh, my. 223 00:10:36,664 --> 00:10:37,823 Uh, embryos. 224 00:10:37,909 --> 00:10:40,213 I don't usually place all the fertilized embryos 225 00:10:40,299 --> 00:10:42,078 in at once, but at your advanced age, 226 00:10:42,164 --> 00:10:44,412 most women's uteruses aren't as... 227 00:10:44,760 --> 00:10:46,370 accommodating. 228 00:10:46,455 --> 00:10:48,787 We're gonna have to terminate a few of them. 229 00:10:48,872 --> 00:10:50,412 - Five? - What? 230 00:10:50,497 --> 00:10:51,746 It's a safety issue. 231 00:10:51,831 --> 00:10:53,620 Carrying six embryos to term 232 00:10:53,705 --> 00:10:55,579 poses a major health risk to the mother. 233 00:10:55,664 --> 00:10:57,871 W-what kind of health risk? 234 00:10:57,956 --> 00:11:00,787 Uh, months of bed rest, possible death. 235 00:11:00,872 --> 00:11:02,329 You know what? 236 00:11:02,414 --> 00:11:04,579 Let's just... let's just keep one. 237 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:06,963 Uh, it's the safest route, I think. 238 00:11:07,049 --> 00:11:08,246 Right, Doc? 239 00:11:08,331 --> 00:11:10,829 What, and...and kill five of my babies? 240 00:11:10,914 --> 00:11:12,871 Now, embryos. 241 00:11:12,956 --> 00:11:16,432 Ingy, we want as m-many little Frankies and Ingys 242 00:11:16,518 --> 00:11:18,821 running around as possible... that's obvious. 243 00:11:19,078 --> 00:11:21,409 But do you really think we can afford more than one? 244 00:11:21,580 --> 00:11:24,252 Not on my income, but you'll get a job. 245 00:11:27,369 --> 00:11:28,701 We'll keep five. 246 00:11:28,793 --> 00:11:30,948 You can safely keep three. 247 00:11:34,497 --> 00:11:36,620 Okay, then...four. 248 00:11:36,705 --> 00:11:38,288 I will lose my medical license 249 00:11:38,373 --> 00:11:40,971 if I let you keep any more than three. 250 00:11:46,414 --> 00:11:48,079 We'll do three. 251 00:11:48,377 --> 00:11:49,777 Great. 252 00:11:49,863 --> 00:11:51,277 We'll schedule the reduction at the front desk 253 00:11:51,363 --> 00:11:52,612 on your way out. 254 00:11:52,789 --> 00:11:54,329 - Wow. - Three. 255 00:11:55,997 --> 00:11:57,370 - Wow. - Three babies! 256 00:11:57,455 --> 00:11:59,373 Wow. 257 00:12:00,747 --> 00:12:03,246 Are you saying our biggest client is asking us 258 00:12:03,331 --> 00:12:04,996 to sell something that is undrinkable? 259 00:12:05,081 --> 00:12:07,454 Yeah, we're in advertising. That's what we do. 260 00:12:07,539 --> 00:12:09,370 Dax? 261 00:12:09,455 --> 00:12:11,537 Globally, three groups testing semi-positively 262 00:12:11,622 --> 00:12:12,804 in taste tests... 263 00:12:12,890 --> 00:12:14,578 uh, Siberians, the Dalit caste of India, 264 00:12:14,664 --> 00:12:16,121 and the American hobo. 265 00:12:19,539 --> 00:12:21,996 You mean... literal homeless people. 266 00:12:22,081 --> 00:12:24,787 Well, general indigents. 267 00:12:24,872 --> 00:12:27,204 these were all taken on the South Side. 268 00:12:27,289 --> 00:12:29,579 Homeless people, hookers, transients. 269 00:12:29,664 --> 00:12:31,204 Bachman's not going to turn a profit 270 00:12:31,289 --> 00:12:33,163 - selling to those people. - No, no, no. 271 00:12:33,248 --> 00:12:35,746 But-but if we use them as influencers, 272 00:12:35,831 --> 00:12:38,204 we can crack the Millennial market wide open. 273 00:12:38,289 --> 00:12:40,579 They identify as poor 274 00:12:40,664 --> 00:12:42,704 or as victims of a society that doesn't care about them. 275 00:12:42,789 --> 00:12:44,546 Thing is, they're not poor. 276 00:12:44,640 --> 00:12:46,889 They just don't have the money they think they're entitled to, 277 00:12:47,123 --> 00:12:48,620 and we think we can capitalize 278 00:12:48,705 --> 00:12:50,746 on their complete lack of perspective. 279 00:12:50,831 --> 00:12:53,204 They're self-proclaimed hobos. 280 00:12:53,289 --> 00:12:55,331 We're simply offering them the chance to prove it. 281 00:12:57,510 --> 00:13:00,288 "Hobo Loco"? 282 00:13:00,373 --> 00:13:02,698 Bachman Alcohol rebranded 283 00:13:02,784 --> 00:13:05,588 as the nectar of the bona fide hobo. 284 00:13:08,123 --> 00:13:09,746 I don't hate it. 285 00:13:09,831 --> 00:13:11,246 We need to build our campaign 286 00:13:11,331 --> 00:13:12,667 around the search of a spokesperson. 287 00:13:12,753 --> 00:13:14,912 No advertisements, no media bias, 288 00:13:14,997 --> 00:13:17,204 just Millennial word of mouth. 289 00:13:17,289 --> 00:13:18,746 Authenticity is key. 290 00:13:18,831 --> 00:13:21,038 The "hoboiest" of all hobos... 291 00:13:21,123 --> 00:13:23,329 the Hobo Loco Man. 292 00:13:25,747 --> 00:13:27,620 "Hobo Loco Man." 293 00:13:34,414 --> 00:13:36,537 Hey, where'd you get this kid? Can I have him? 294 00:13:36,622 --> 00:13:38,704 Back off. He's our kid. 295 00:13:38,789 --> 00:13:40,454 Hey, George. What we got? 296 00:13:40,539 --> 00:13:42,412 Uh, the usual. Plus... 297 00:13:42,497 --> 00:13:44,038 Bachman's sending over complimentary cases 298 00:13:44,123 --> 00:13:46,579 of this stuff for bars to test. 299 00:13:46,664 --> 00:13:48,412 "Hobo Loco"? 300 00:13:48,497 --> 00:13:50,329 It's deadly. Sampled some in the truck. 301 00:13:50,414 --> 00:13:51,746 Had to take a water shit in the alley, 302 00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:53,204 it tore through me so fast. 303 00:13:53,289 --> 00:13:54,460 They're running a contest to see 304 00:13:54,546 --> 00:13:55,787 if anybody can create cocktails with it 305 00:13:55,872 --> 00:13:57,246 - to mask the taste. - Oh. 306 00:13:57,331 --> 00:13:58,662 Winning bar gets social-media exposure 307 00:13:58,747 --> 00:14:01,121 during the Hobo Loco Man contest. 308 00:14:01,206 --> 00:14:03,412 Flyers for it are in the box. 309 00:14:03,497 --> 00:14:05,163 - See yous. - See you. 310 00:14:07,373 --> 00:14:09,871 We're going to Indiana, Kevin. It's the right thing to do. 311 00:14:09,956 --> 00:14:11,620 Why are you trying to take my kid away from me? 312 00:14:11,705 --> 00:14:15,329 Reuniting Santiago with his real family was your idea. 313 00:14:15,414 --> 00:14:18,620 Well, I hadn't seen his knuckleball when I said that. 314 00:14:18,705 --> 00:14:21,038 They were gonna go live with his uncle in Indiana 315 00:14:21,131 --> 00:14:23,670 before they were detained by the government and split up. 316 00:14:23,825 --> 00:14:25,565 We go to Gary, find the uncle. 317 00:14:25,651 --> 00:14:26,954 How are we gonna find 318 00:14:27,039 --> 00:14:29,121 some random Guatemalan guy in Gary, Indiana? 319 00:14:29,206 --> 00:14:30,581 I did a web search... 320 00:14:30,667 --> 00:14:33,163 "where to find illegal immigrants, Gary, Indiana." 321 00:14:33,248 --> 00:14:34,370 Got a whole list of places. 322 00:14:34,455 --> 00:14:36,662 We don't even know what he looks like! 323 00:14:46,373 --> 00:14:47,539 On the back. 324 00:14:50,276 --> 00:14:53,121 "Papa 'Y' Tío Jose." 325 00:14:53,284 --> 00:14:54,704 Where'd you get this? 326 00:14:54,789 --> 00:14:57,143 I may have gone through Santiago's stuff 327 00:14:57,229 --> 00:14:58,854 - while he was sleeping. - Aw, V. 328 00:14:58,940 --> 00:15:01,288 Moms are supposed to go through their son's stuff... 329 00:15:01,373 --> 00:15:03,288 get rid of their porn and weed. 330 00:15:03,373 --> 00:15:05,996 Hear that? You're already doing mom shit. 331 00:15:06,081 --> 00:15:07,620 You want to keep him, right? 332 00:15:07,705 --> 00:15:08,871 Kev. 333 00:15:12,164 --> 00:15:14,038 All right, fine. We'll go to Gary. 334 00:15:16,081 --> 00:15:19,329 Oh! Lord, Jesus! 335 00:15:21,081 --> 00:15:22,912 Didn't think you were gonna make it, son. 336 00:15:22,997 --> 00:15:24,579 I didn't either, sir. 337 00:15:24,664 --> 00:15:26,471 Caught a break with an Air Force transport 338 00:15:26,557 --> 00:15:27,659 out of Okinawa, 339 00:15:27,745 --> 00:15:29,537 then hopped a commercial from Seattle. 340 00:15:29,622 --> 00:15:31,746 Good God. 341 00:15:31,831 --> 00:15:33,620 - Wow. - Mmm, mmm. 342 00:15:35,664 --> 00:15:38,276 Hey, Lip, you know Boone's a war hero, right? 343 00:15:38,362 --> 00:15:39,526 Pulled three towelheads 344 00:15:39,612 --> 00:15:41,204 out of a burning building in Mosul. 345 00:15:41,289 --> 00:15:42,440 Just one. 346 00:15:42,526 --> 00:15:44,691 Oh, you couldn't grab the other two? 347 00:15:45,081 --> 00:15:46,662 Buried bullets in the other two. 348 00:15:46,747 --> 00:15:48,620 They were ISIS, so he shot 'em. 349 00:15:48,705 --> 00:15:50,412 Got a medal for haji-murdering. 350 00:15:50,497 --> 00:15:52,510 Want to choke on his dick right here, Cory? 351 00:15:52,784 --> 00:15:55,038 You can't have everybody, you selfish bitch. 352 00:15:57,143 --> 00:15:58,412 Who are you? 353 00:15:58,682 --> 00:16:00,331 Lip. And you are... 354 00:16:00,417 --> 00:16:01,912 - Boone! - Boone, right. 355 00:16:01,997 --> 00:16:04,370 Boone's Tami's boyfriend. 356 00:16:04,455 --> 00:16:05,537 Was. 357 00:16:05,622 --> 00:16:06,871 A long time ago. 358 00:16:06,956 --> 00:16:09,246 Ah, it wasn't that long ago. 359 00:16:09,331 --> 00:16:12,038 Whatever. You know you two are gonna get married. 360 00:16:12,123 --> 00:16:13,912 Okay, troops! 361 00:16:13,997 --> 00:16:16,221 Let's pay our tab and run for cancer. 362 00:16:18,331 --> 00:16:21,163 Hey, man. You know about this guy? 363 00:16:21,248 --> 00:16:22,643 If I say yes, am I in trouble? 364 00:16:22,729 --> 00:16:24,246 - Yes. - Then, no. 365 00:16:27,248 --> 00:16:29,662 The bar that creates the best new cocktail 366 00:16:29,747 --> 00:16:32,121 gets to be mentioned in the Hobo Loco Man competition. 367 00:16:32,206 --> 00:16:33,370 "Hobo Loco Man"? 368 00:16:33,455 --> 00:16:35,246 I didn't make the name up, Kermit. 369 00:16:35,331 --> 00:16:37,079 It's some advertising bullshit. I don't know. 370 00:16:37,164 --> 00:16:38,954 - But it sounds cool. - All right, thanks. 371 00:16:39,039 --> 00:16:40,996 Hazel is on her way, 372 00:16:41,081 --> 00:16:43,329 and Debbie said she'll watch Santiago, so... 373 00:16:43,414 --> 00:16:44,912 Why don't you bring him with? 374 00:16:44,997 --> 00:16:46,579 Tell him you're looking for his uncle? 375 00:16:46,664 --> 00:16:47,954 We don't want to get his hopes up. 376 00:16:48,039 --> 00:16:49,329 Hey, Santiago? 377 00:16:49,414 --> 00:16:52,079 Buddy, you don't have to do that. 378 00:16:52,164 --> 00:16:54,307 No. No, no, no... 379 00:16:54,393 --> 00:16:56,871 no n-necesito... 380 00:16:56,956 --> 00:16:58,912 Shit, I really got to learn some Spanish. 381 00:16:58,997 --> 00:17:00,237 All right. 382 00:17:00,370 --> 00:17:03,204 So here what we got is the Hoborita. 383 00:17:03,289 --> 00:17:05,701 It's a teaspoon of Hobo Loco, shit-ton of lime juice, 384 00:17:05,787 --> 00:17:07,138 and some margarita mix. 385 00:17:07,224 --> 00:17:09,419 This is the Napalm Gut Rinse. 386 00:17:09,505 --> 00:17:10,833 Half a shot of Hobo Loco 387 00:17:10,919 --> 00:17:12,669 and a cup and a half of cranberry juice. 388 00:17:12,755 --> 00:17:15,954 And here, what I just made... 389 00:17:16,039 --> 00:17:17,537 a full shot of Hobo Loco 390 00:17:17,622 --> 00:17:20,829 and four ounces... of Baileys. 391 00:17:20,914 --> 00:17:22,038 What do you call that? 392 00:17:22,123 --> 00:17:23,246 Death. 393 00:17:23,331 --> 00:17:24,662 Bottoms up. 394 00:17:24,747 --> 00:17:28,370 - Cheers. - Cheers. 395 00:17:28,455 --> 00:17:29,954 Motherfucker! 396 00:17:30,039 --> 00:17:31,620 I can feel it in my eyeballs. 397 00:17:31,705 --> 00:17:33,038 - Okay. - Hey, a round 398 00:17:33,123 --> 00:17:36,495 of your best stuff for everybody, Kev-o! 399 00:17:36,580 --> 00:17:38,246 Ingrid and I are pregnant. 400 00:17:38,331 --> 00:17:39,529 - Oh! - No way! 401 00:17:39,615 --> 00:17:40,927 Yeah. 402 00:17:41,013 --> 00:17:42,638 - Here, try that. - It's true. Thank you so much. 403 00:17:42,724 --> 00:17:45,412 And not only that... 404 00:17:45,497 --> 00:17:48,411 We are gonna... 405 00:17:48,536 --> 00:17:50,746 We are having a, uh... That's really good. 406 00:17:50,831 --> 00:17:52,537 Can I get... ...another one of those? 407 00:17:52,622 --> 00:17:54,996 We are having a baby shower, and you're all invited. 408 00:17:55,081 --> 00:17:56,825 - When? - Now! 409 00:17:56,911 --> 00:17:59,419 Here. No gifts. We'll take money. 410 00:17:59,505 --> 00:18:02,755 And our three unborn children thank you in advance. 411 00:18:02,841 --> 00:18:03,704 Triplets? 412 00:18:03,789 --> 00:18:04,809 Sextuplets. 413 00:18:04,895 --> 00:18:06,356 Holy shit, is that, like, seven? 414 00:18:06,442 --> 00:18:07,755 - Six. - No, no, no, no, no. 415 00:18:07,841 --> 00:18:10,145 No, you told Dr. Kwan three. 416 00:18:10,231 --> 00:18:11,348 I know what I said, but I know what I want. 417 00:18:11,434 --> 00:18:12,927 But what I'm saying is that, uh, a verbal contract... 418 00:18:13,013 --> 00:18:14,761 It is my body, my choice, Frank! 419 00:18:14,956 --> 00:18:16,454 - ...in the state of Ill... - I am not gonna kill 420 00:18:16,539 --> 00:18:17,263 - my babies. - Okay. Okay. 421 00:18:17,349 --> 00:18:18,640 - We're gonna have all six! - Okay. 422 00:18:18,726 --> 00:18:20,692 Six. Six! 423 00:18:20,956 --> 00:18:22,954 Okay. It's okay. Everything's okay. 424 00:18:23,270 --> 00:18:24,912 - Yeah? - Okay. 425 00:18:24,997 --> 00:18:27,121 - It's all good. Yeah. - Six! 426 00:18:27,206 --> 00:18:30,163 That's great, isn't it? 427 00:18:30,248 --> 00:18:31,704 Ooh. 428 00:18:31,789 --> 00:18:33,163 I can feel them now. 429 00:18:33,248 --> 00:18:35,331 - You okay? - Yeah. 430 00:18:36,414 --> 00:18:38,204 Yo. 431 00:18:38,289 --> 00:18:40,620 Those are some pretty short shorts you got there. 432 00:18:40,705 --> 00:18:42,079 Yeah, if the wind blows just right, 433 00:18:42,164 --> 00:18:44,503 - you can see up the lining. - Hot. 434 00:18:45,164 --> 00:18:47,912 So you're getting married. 435 00:18:48,135 --> 00:18:50,664 I haven't decided yet. 436 00:18:53,706 --> 00:18:55,787 Our moms were best friends. 437 00:18:55,872 --> 00:18:57,912 We were dating when my mom got sick, 438 00:18:57,997 --> 00:19:00,121 and she made him promise to take care of me 439 00:19:00,206 --> 00:19:01,729 on her deathbed. 440 00:19:01,937 --> 00:19:04,487 She was pretty loopy with all the pain meds at the end, 441 00:19:04,573 --> 00:19:08,292 but...now Boone thinks that means we have to get married. 442 00:19:08,544 --> 00:19:09,987 He's a traditional guy, you know, 443 00:19:10,073 --> 00:19:12,536 like, "a promise is a promise" and all that. 444 00:19:12,622 --> 00:19:15,370 All right! Let's run this thing, huh? 445 00:19:15,455 --> 00:19:17,662 You gonna run in those? 446 00:19:17,925 --> 00:19:19,089 Yeah, why not? 447 00:19:19,175 --> 00:19:20,714 That's what we ran in for Rangers training. 448 00:19:20,830 --> 00:19:22,578 He'll still win the thing. 449 00:19:22,664 --> 00:19:24,729 Boone's won this five-K every time he's run it. 450 00:19:24,869 --> 00:19:27,260 I don't know. My man Lip's been running a lot. 451 00:19:27,353 --> 00:19:28,644 Oh, you guys should race. 452 00:19:28,830 --> 00:19:30,453 Winner gets to fuck me. 453 00:19:30,539 --> 00:19:32,496 Loser should have to fuck her. 454 00:19:32,684 --> 00:19:34,995 Well, then loser buys us beers at the Alibi. 455 00:19:35,081 --> 00:19:36,737 - They're alcoholics, Cory. - Christ, Cory. 456 00:19:36,823 --> 00:19:38,370 Cokes, then. Unclench your vaginas. 457 00:19:38,455 --> 00:19:40,288 Come on. It'll be fun. 458 00:19:40,373 --> 00:19:41,954 All right. 459 00:19:42,039 --> 00:19:45,329 I'll go slow. I'll even wear my duffel. 460 00:19:45,414 --> 00:19:47,121 Sure. 461 00:19:47,206 --> 00:19:48,537 All right. 462 00:19:48,622 --> 00:19:51,704 Boone, you're with me in the van. 463 00:19:51,789 --> 00:19:53,996 Whoo-hoo! Watch your step. 464 00:19:54,081 --> 00:19:55,454 Hey, this isn't a piss-on-your-tree 465 00:19:55,539 --> 00:19:56,579 type of thing, right? 466 00:19:56,664 --> 00:19:57,829 'Cause I'm nobody's tree. 467 00:19:57,914 --> 00:19:59,079 I can beat him. 468 00:19:59,164 --> 00:20:00,746 Uh-huh. 469 00:20:00,831 --> 00:20:02,664 Sure. 470 00:20:07,123 --> 00:20:09,831 Ahh. 471 00:20:13,289 --> 00:20:15,537 It's vodka. 472 00:20:15,622 --> 00:20:17,829 Next stop with transfer available 473 00:20:17,914 --> 00:20:20,329 for the brown, purple, and blue lines. 474 00:20:20,414 --> 00:20:22,579 Next stop with transfer available 475 00:20:22,664 --> 00:20:25,206 for the brown, purple, and blue lines. 476 00:20:37,331 --> 00:20:39,121 Hey, excuse me, sir? 477 00:20:39,206 --> 00:20:41,829 Would you mind giving up your seat for this lady? 478 00:20:41,914 --> 00:20:44,038 No habla English. 479 00:20:44,123 --> 00:20:46,163 Dude. Dude. 480 00:20:46,248 --> 00:20:48,246 You "hablos" inglés just fine. 481 00:20:48,331 --> 00:20:51,662 She's pregnant and disabled, so get your fucking ass up. 482 00:20:51,747 --> 00:20:52,662 - Lo siento. - Okay, 483 00:20:52,747 --> 00:20:54,329 lo siento get the fuck up. 484 00:20:56,455 --> 00:20:59,121 There. Have a seat. 485 00:20:59,206 --> 00:21:03,246 Thanks, but I'm all right. 486 00:21:03,331 --> 00:21:06,912 Are you fucking kidding me? 487 00:21:06,997 --> 00:21:08,747 Okay, fine. 488 00:21:11,705 --> 00:21:13,787 Fuck you. 489 00:21:13,872 --> 00:21:15,997 You could've gotten up, too. 490 00:21:19,872 --> 00:21:23,288 This is depressing. Can I please play video games? 491 00:21:23,373 --> 00:21:26,829 No unnecessary electricity usage between ten and four. 492 00:21:26,914 --> 00:21:28,579 That's not even peak hours. 493 00:21:28,664 --> 00:21:31,174 Hey, Debs. 494 00:21:31,260 --> 00:21:33,662 - Thank you for watching him. - No problem. 495 00:21:33,747 --> 00:21:34,829 That'll just be an eight-dollar flat fee 496 00:21:34,914 --> 00:21:36,329 - for facilities usage. - What? 497 00:21:36,414 --> 00:21:38,038 - Since when? - I take cash 498 00:21:38,123 --> 00:21:40,370 or a personal check with a ten percent processing fee. 499 00:21:40,455 --> 00:21:41,823 Well, how about that 500 00:21:41,916 --> 00:21:43,878 minus a two-dollar immigrant labor fee, 501 00:21:43,964 --> 00:21:45,370 since he's gonna clean your house 502 00:21:45,455 --> 00:21:46,996 whether you want him to or not? 503 00:21:47,081 --> 00:21:49,620 Deal. 504 00:21:49,705 --> 00:21:52,622 Hey, listen, Santiago. 505 00:21:54,039 --> 00:21:56,746 I know you can't understand anything I'm saying to you, 506 00:21:56,831 --> 00:21:58,871 so I feel comfortable saying this. 507 00:21:58,956 --> 00:22:01,288 We're gonna go look for your real family. 508 00:22:01,373 --> 00:22:02,912 Not that we're not your real family, 509 00:22:02,997 --> 00:22:05,495 but we're gonna look for your real real... 510 00:22:05,580 --> 00:22:06,996 I can't. I-it's too hard. 511 00:22:07,081 --> 00:22:08,288 - It's too much. - Come on, come on. 512 00:22:08,373 --> 00:22:09,954 See you. 513 00:22:14,164 --> 00:22:16,704 Liam. 514 00:22:16,789 --> 00:22:19,495 Your share of the bills this month...$70. 515 00:22:19,580 --> 00:22:21,288 I don't have $70. 516 00:22:21,373 --> 00:22:23,121 Then make $70. 517 00:22:23,206 --> 00:22:24,954 - I'm nine. - Carl and I ran 518 00:22:25,039 --> 00:22:26,620 a day-care center when he was nine. 519 00:22:26,705 --> 00:22:28,412 Figure it out. 520 00:22:28,497 --> 00:22:29,997 speaking Spanish 521 00:22:31,289 --> 00:22:32,497 speaking Spanish 522 00:22:59,789 --> 00:23:01,412 Carl. 523 00:23:01,497 --> 00:23:03,871 Your share of the bill this month is $70. 524 00:23:03,956 --> 00:23:05,579 I thought I already gave you all my money 525 00:23:05,664 --> 00:23:07,412 to turn the water and electricity back on. 526 00:23:07,497 --> 00:23:09,246 I thought you were making money charging those scooters. 527 00:23:09,331 --> 00:23:11,370 Yeah, that's until the hipsters on the corner 528 00:23:11,455 --> 00:23:13,288 unplugged my extension cord, which is weird, 529 00:23:13,373 --> 00:23:14,829 'cause I thought that was 530 00:23:14,914 --> 00:23:16,620 the number-one transportation for hipsters. 531 00:23:16,705 --> 00:23:18,133 Maybe you should get a real job 532 00:23:18,219 --> 00:23:19,961 and stop hanging out with your girlfriend so much. 533 00:23:20,047 --> 00:23:22,132 Even if I wanted to, I can't see Kelly anymore. 534 00:23:22,218 --> 00:23:23,273 What happened? 535 00:23:23,359 --> 00:23:25,062 Apparently I'm bad for her, her dad says. 536 00:23:25,148 --> 00:23:26,787 Ever since we started going out, 537 00:23:26,872 --> 00:23:28,145 her 20-mile run time has gone up, 538 00:23:28,231 --> 00:23:30,079 upper-body strength has gone to shit. 539 00:23:30,164 --> 00:23:32,495 You know, I don't want to screw up her shot at Annapolis. 540 00:23:32,580 --> 00:23:33,996 That's weirdly unselfish of you. 541 00:23:34,081 --> 00:23:35,787 Yeah, plus, her dad said every gun he owns 542 00:23:35,872 --> 00:23:37,787 has a bullet with my name on it. 543 00:23:39,414 --> 00:23:40,121 Hey, Kelly. 544 00:23:40,206 --> 00:23:42,746 Hey! 545 00:23:42,831 --> 00:23:44,579 What are you doing here? 546 00:23:44,664 --> 00:23:46,454 Just ran my 20 miles. 547 00:23:46,539 --> 00:23:48,038 Well, jogged 'em, really. 548 00:23:48,123 --> 00:23:50,454 Who the fuck wants to run in this heat? Ah! 549 00:23:50,539 --> 00:23:52,829 I don't think we're supposed to see each other. 550 00:23:52,914 --> 00:23:55,246 "Supposed to" isn't a thing I'm doing anymore. 551 00:23:55,331 --> 00:23:57,997 Oh, Fritos. 552 00:24:00,956 --> 00:24:03,288 All I've ever wanted is to have kids. 553 00:24:03,373 --> 00:24:05,954 What if none of these six embryos make it to term? 554 00:24:06,039 --> 00:24:08,288 - Mm-hmm. - Or what if only three 555 00:24:08,373 --> 00:24:11,038 of the eggs are good and those are the three I got rid of? 556 00:24:11,123 --> 00:24:13,079 - Uh-huh. - Oh, and if I miscarry, 557 00:24:13,164 --> 00:24:14,537 uh, that's it. 558 00:24:14,622 --> 00:24:16,079 That's my chance to have children. 559 00:24:16,164 --> 00:24:18,454 And I'll have no more frozen eggs to try again. 560 00:24:18,539 --> 00:24:21,412 But what if you carry all six to term 561 00:24:21,497 --> 00:24:24,579 and we end up with six kids? 562 00:24:24,664 --> 00:24:26,914 Wouldn't that be great? 563 00:24:28,455 --> 00:24:30,454 Dr. Kwan. Hi, it's Ingrid. 564 00:24:30,539 --> 00:24:33,121 Yeah, I-I-I want to cancel my reduction. 565 00:24:33,206 --> 00:24:35,912 - We're keeping all six. - The hell you are! 566 00:24:35,997 --> 00:24:37,329 I am not losing my medical license 567 00:24:37,414 --> 00:24:39,121 - over six white babies... - Jesus. 568 00:24:39,206 --> 00:24:40,746 ...and their psycho mother. 569 00:24:40,831 --> 00:24:42,454 I think we're gonna need someplace to hide. 570 00:24:42,539 --> 00:24:44,246 I will find you and vacuum... 571 00:24:44,331 --> 00:24:46,954 And he was like, No "hablos" inglés. 572 00:24:47,039 --> 00:24:49,954 Sorry, you don't have to "hablos" inglés 573 00:24:50,039 --> 00:24:52,787 t-to see that a pregnant woman on crutches 574 00:24:52,872 --> 00:24:54,704 - needs a seat. - Yeah. 575 00:24:54,789 --> 00:24:55,829 You would think. 576 00:24:55,914 --> 00:24:57,662 Eliza, call the police. 577 00:24:57,747 --> 00:24:59,329 I'm on a completion deadline, 578 00:24:59,414 --> 00:25:01,079 so I don't have time to fuck around, Fiona. 579 00:25:01,164 --> 00:25:03,163 Just tell me how much you want for the tools. 580 00:25:03,248 --> 00:25:05,829 - I don't have them. - Five hundred. 581 00:25:05,914 --> 00:25:07,746 - A thousand. - Fuck off. 582 00:25:07,831 --> 00:25:09,932 I'll give you $1,500 if you give them to me right now. 583 00:25:10,018 --> 00:25:11,612 I know you could use the money. 584 00:25:19,081 --> 00:25:20,954 - I don't need... - Fiona, come on! 585 00:25:21,039 --> 00:25:22,454 - ...your money! - Little help, please? 586 00:25:22,539 --> 00:25:24,039 Get out of here, Ford. Get her some water. 587 00:25:24,125 --> 00:25:25,015 I don't need anything from you! 588 00:25:25,101 --> 00:25:26,781 - Hey. - I want my tools, Fiona. 589 00:25:26,882 --> 00:25:27,593 - Yeah? - I want them. 590 00:25:27,679 --> 00:25:29,912 Hey, you just got your cast off. 591 00:25:29,997 --> 00:25:31,054 - How about some free coffee... - Fuck! 592 00:25:31,140 --> 00:25:32,323 ...for any customers who felt that 593 00:25:32,409 --> 00:25:34,037 their safety was compromised? 594 00:25:34,123 --> 00:25:36,163 So sorry about that, everyone. 595 00:25:36,248 --> 00:25:38,206 - So sorry. - I can't fucking believe... 596 00:25:38,320 --> 00:25:39,652 Oh, excuse me. 597 00:25:39,738 --> 00:25:41,617 No. Did you just fucking touch my ass? 598 00:25:41,703 --> 00:25:42,515 - Whoa, whoa! - Hey, Fiona! 599 00:25:42,601 --> 00:25:44,526 - Come on! Fiona! - I fucking felt you! 600 00:25:44,612 --> 00:25:46,015 - I felt you do it! - Allan, please! Fuck! 601 00:25:46,101 --> 00:25:47,710 - Let's go! - I'm not fucking... - Fiona, come on. 602 00:25:47,796 --> 00:25:49,003 - Let's go. - Get off of me! - What is wrong with you? 603 00:25:49,089 --> 00:25:51,336 Stop! You cannot touch people! 604 00:25:51,422 --> 00:25:53,079 Li-Lilli? How about if we get this guy 605 00:25:53,164 --> 00:25:55,851 a couple of free burgers if he promises not to sue? 606 00:25:55,937 --> 00:25:57,039 I'm so sorry. 607 00:25:57,125 --> 00:25:58,370 So sorry, you guys. 608 00:25:58,455 --> 00:26:00,204 It's all good. Enjoy your meals. 609 00:26:00,289 --> 00:26:01,329 It's all good. 610 00:26:01,414 --> 00:26:02,704 Sit down. 611 00:26:05,622 --> 00:26:08,246 Sit down! 612 00:26:08,331 --> 00:26:11,164 Drink this and calm the fuck down. 613 00:26:16,206 --> 00:26:17,871 Do you know what I did when I found Roger 614 00:26:17,956 --> 00:26:19,537 in bed with my sister? 615 00:26:19,622 --> 00:26:21,204 I started boxing. 616 00:26:21,289 --> 00:26:23,054 Look, I'm doing a class after our shift today. 617 00:26:23,140 --> 00:26:24,246 Why don't you come with me 618 00:26:24,331 --> 00:26:26,789 and find a safer place for this aggression? 619 00:26:45,956 --> 00:26:48,246 Any of them look like Uncle Jose? 620 00:26:48,331 --> 00:26:50,579 - All of them look like him. - Men speaking Spanish... 621 00:26:50,664 --> 00:26:52,750 No, no, no. Uh, um... 622 00:26:52,836 --> 00:26:55,537 N-n-necessito, um... 623 00:26:56,125 --> 00:26:58,121 Are any of you Jose Gomez? 624 00:26:58,206 --> 00:27:00,787 - Sí, sí, sí. - Oh, you got to be kidding me. 625 00:27:00,872 --> 00:27:02,961 Uh, do any of you Joses have a nephew 626 00:27:03,047 --> 00:27:04,370 named Santiago? 627 00:27:04,455 --> 00:27:06,579 Sí. 628 00:27:06,664 --> 00:27:08,370 Are any of you Joses illegal? 629 00:27:19,406 --> 00:27:20,988 Speaking Spanish... 630 00:27:21,523 --> 00:27:24,230 Speaking Spanish... 631 00:27:50,373 --> 00:27:52,246 Get your ass home 632 00:27:52,331 --> 00:27:53,746 right now, young lady, or I'm taking your truck keys... 633 00:27:53,831 --> 00:27:54,996 What are you doing? 634 00:27:55,081 --> 00:27:56,885 Making this house cost-efficient. 635 00:27:56,971 --> 00:27:59,362 Adding insulation to the attic, welding leaking pipes, 636 00:27:59,448 --> 00:28:01,079 adding timers to light switches. 637 00:28:01,164 --> 00:28:02,662 Where are you? 638 00:28:02,747 --> 00:28:05,079 No, I'm not at Carl's. 639 00:28:05,164 --> 00:28:07,198 Then where are you, and when are you coming home? 640 00:28:07,284 --> 00:28:09,199 My whereabouts are confidential. 641 00:28:09,285 --> 00:28:10,596 Not from your father, they're not. 642 00:28:10,682 --> 00:28:13,112 I'll let you know when the information gets declassified. 643 00:28:13,331 --> 00:28:15,315 That's it. That's the last... 644 00:28:15,554 --> 00:28:17,427 God, if I knew pissing off my dad 645 00:28:17,513 --> 00:28:20,261 would be this much fun, I would've started years ago. 646 00:28:20,455 --> 00:28:22,579 Um... 647 00:28:22,664 --> 00:28:26,704 I don't think we should be seeing each other anymore. 648 00:28:26,789 --> 00:28:29,704 - Um, why? - Uh, because... 649 00:28:29,789 --> 00:28:33,079 you're not...hot enough. 650 00:28:33,164 --> 00:28:35,329 I'm not "hot enough"? 651 00:28:35,414 --> 00:28:37,163 - Right. - For you? 652 00:28:37,248 --> 00:28:39,079 Mm... 653 00:28:39,164 --> 00:28:40,829 Hello, sir? 654 00:28:40,914 --> 00:28:42,495 We had a deal, Gallagher. 655 00:28:42,580 --> 00:28:44,121 Uh, now's really not a good time. Uh... 656 00:28:44,206 --> 00:28:46,954 Sorry, Carl Gallagher's phone is out of service. 657 00:28:47,039 --> 00:28:49,996 He'll call you back never. 658 00:28:50,081 --> 00:28:51,163 What the fuck? Why you always got to be 659 00:28:51,248 --> 00:28:52,537 throwing my phone like that? 660 00:28:52,622 --> 00:28:54,163 - Ow, ow, ow! - What did he offer you? 661 00:28:54,248 --> 00:28:55,495 - Nothing. - Bullshit! 662 00:28:55,580 --> 00:28:57,746 - A spot at West Point? - No. 663 00:28:57,831 --> 00:29:01,204 We...then why are you breaking up with me? 664 00:29:01,289 --> 00:29:02,829 I don't want to mess your future up. 665 00:29:02,914 --> 00:29:04,329 Your run times have been up, 666 00:29:04,414 --> 00:29:05,704 your test scores have been down 667 00:29:05,789 --> 00:29:07,495 ever since you met me. 668 00:29:07,580 --> 00:29:08,746 I don't want to screw up your shot to Annapolis. 669 00:29:08,831 --> 00:29:10,829 What if I don't want to go to Annapolis? 670 00:29:10,914 --> 00:29:12,495 What if I'm sick of working so hard? 671 00:29:12,580 --> 00:29:15,038 What if...I just want to stay here and eat Fritos 672 00:29:15,123 --> 00:29:16,704 with your family and watch TV 673 00:29:16,789 --> 00:29:18,495 and enjoy life for once? 674 00:29:18,580 --> 00:29:20,954 Getting your ass kicked by a girl again, Carl? 675 00:29:21,039 --> 00:29:22,537 Why are you walking like that? 676 00:29:22,622 --> 00:29:24,288 Just beat a superhero in a five-K. 677 00:29:24,373 --> 00:29:26,246 What? 678 00:29:26,331 --> 00:29:28,620 He was wearing a 60-pound duffel and combat boots, so... 679 00:29:28,705 --> 00:29:30,871 I'm not sure it was that impressive. 680 00:29:30,956 --> 00:29:32,495 Hey. You got our money? 681 00:29:32,580 --> 00:29:33,954 Hey. 682 00:29:34,039 --> 00:29:37,288 Yeah, here. Some cash from today. 683 00:29:37,373 --> 00:29:39,288 - Uh, Fiona, you still owe us... - I'll get it. 684 00:29:39,373 --> 00:29:41,329 Calm down. 685 00:29:41,414 --> 00:29:43,288 We're pregnant, and we're hiding 686 00:29:43,373 --> 00:29:45,787 from a North Korean fertility specialist, 687 00:29:45,872 --> 00:29:48,871 so make room, my practice family. 688 00:29:48,956 --> 00:29:50,329 We are moving in. 689 00:29:50,414 --> 00:29:52,079 I'm sorry, y-you're what, now? 690 00:29:52,164 --> 00:29:53,579 We're hiding from a North Korean 691 00:29:53,664 --> 00:29:54,996 fertility specialist. 692 00:29:55,081 --> 00:29:56,579 - No... - You're pregnant? 693 00:29:56,664 --> 00:29:59,121 - Correct! - With six kids! 694 00:29:59,206 --> 00:30:01,705 - Yay. - Oh, that's hysterical. 695 00:30:02,997 --> 00:30:04,620 W-why is that funny? 696 00:30:04,705 --> 00:30:07,495 Oh, uh, how are you gonna support them? 697 00:30:07,580 --> 00:30:09,912 Hold on, you're saying I can't support six kids? 698 00:30:09,997 --> 00:30:11,787 - No. - Absolutely not. 699 00:30:11,872 --> 00:30:13,829 I supported the six of you the first time. 700 00:30:13,914 --> 00:30:16,246 You didn't support one of us the first time. 701 00:30:16,331 --> 00:30:19,454 If I didn't support you, how did you turn out so well? 702 00:30:19,539 --> 00:30:21,454 Bankrupt with anger issues? 703 00:30:21,539 --> 00:30:23,246 Recovering alcoholic. 704 00:30:23,331 --> 00:30:25,204 Sexually confused teen mom. 705 00:30:25,289 --> 00:30:26,787 Military psychopath. 706 00:30:26,872 --> 00:30:28,753 And let's not forget about the arsonist felon. 707 00:30:28,839 --> 00:30:31,329 Okay, but Liam is turning out okay. 708 00:30:31,414 --> 00:30:33,412 Liam woke up the other night screaming, 709 00:30:33,497 --> 00:30:34,912 "Don't leave me with Frank!" 710 00:30:34,997 --> 00:30:37,246 Well, you're alive. 711 00:30:37,331 --> 00:30:40,579 Do you know how many parents murder their children? 712 00:30:40,664 --> 00:30:43,954 But you all have blossomed into massively flawed humans 713 00:30:44,039 --> 00:30:46,914 because I allowed you. 714 00:30:48,872 --> 00:30:51,246 You...you make yourself at home, Ingrid. 715 00:30:51,331 --> 00:30:53,204 Oh, where are you going? 716 00:30:53,289 --> 00:30:57,455 To prove this sorry lot of spilled seed wrong. 717 00:31:00,956 --> 00:31:02,495 You all should be ashamed 718 00:31:02,580 --> 00:31:05,246 for talking to your father that way. 719 00:31:05,331 --> 00:31:07,163 But could you get me some scissors... 720 00:31:07,248 --> 00:31:09,620 glue, a-and some magazines? 721 00:31:09,705 --> 00:31:12,370 I'd like to begin my vision board. 722 00:31:12,455 --> 00:31:14,912 Oh, safety scissors. Nothing too sharp. 723 00:31:14,997 --> 00:31:17,121 I think my medication's wearing off. 724 00:31:19,997 --> 00:31:22,537 Step right up and help build a border wall. 725 00:31:22,622 --> 00:31:24,204 A buck a brick. 726 00:31:24,289 --> 00:31:26,246 Keep illegals out of the South Side. 727 00:31:26,331 --> 00:31:28,079 Thank you. 728 00:31:28,164 --> 00:31:29,662 - No. - Thank you. 729 00:31:29,747 --> 00:31:31,370 Thanks for making America great again. 730 00:31:31,455 --> 00:31:34,079 - Por favor, no. - Thank you. 731 00:31:34,164 --> 00:31:36,912 Speaking Spanish... 732 00:31:36,997 --> 00:31:38,495 Dios mío, no. 733 00:31:38,580 --> 00:31:39,912 Thank you. 734 00:31:45,747 --> 00:31:48,329 I'll bet you this place is chock-full of illegal Mexicans. 735 00:31:48,414 --> 00:31:49,912 Uncle Jose is Guatemalan. 736 00:31:49,997 --> 00:31:51,495 Shouldn't we go to the Guatemalan place 737 00:31:51,580 --> 00:31:52,370 down the street? 738 00:31:52,455 --> 00:31:54,246 We'll go there next. 739 00:31:54,331 --> 00:31:55,996 This place has chocolate-dipped ice cream tacos. 740 00:31:58,831 --> 00:32:00,412 Hola. 741 00:32:00,497 --> 00:32:02,704 Necesito uno "chocolate"-dipped taco. 742 00:32:02,789 --> 00:32:04,288 Dos. 743 00:32:04,373 --> 00:32:06,121 Dos "chocolate"-dipped tacos. 744 00:32:06,206 --> 00:32:09,495 And also...have you seen this man on the right? 745 00:32:09,580 --> 00:32:11,454 His name is Jose Gomez. 746 00:32:11,539 --> 00:32:13,704 We have his nephew Santiago. He's illegal. 747 00:32:13,789 --> 00:32:17,537 Yo, Jose, are you illegal? These guys are looking for you. 748 00:32:17,622 --> 00:32:19,033 Shit, Kev! It's him! 749 00:32:19,119 --> 00:32:20,564 We come in peace, Jose! Jose! 750 00:32:20,650 --> 00:32:22,204 Hold on! Wait, wait, wait, wait! 751 00:32:25,276 --> 00:32:26,603 No, no, no, no! Wait, wait! 752 00:32:26,689 --> 00:32:28,111 - Don't shoot, don't shoot! - Freeze! On the ground! 753 00:32:28,197 --> 00:32:29,288 Stay down. 754 00:32:29,373 --> 00:32:31,747 Hands where I can see 'em. 755 00:32:33,331 --> 00:32:34,871 So is this your first time boxing? 756 00:32:34,956 --> 00:32:37,204 Uh, boxing? Yeah. Throwing a punch? No. 757 00:32:37,289 --> 00:32:38,954 I'm South Side, so... 758 00:32:39,039 --> 00:32:40,912 - Where about? - North Wallace. 759 00:32:40,997 --> 00:32:43,454 Grew up on the corner of Homan and Leonard. 760 00:32:43,539 --> 00:32:45,204 The puke-colored house? 761 00:32:45,289 --> 00:32:46,704 The shit-colored house, yes. 762 00:32:48,414 --> 00:32:50,620 Um, your left wrist, it looks a little atrophied. 763 00:32:50,705 --> 00:32:52,662 Uh, yeah, I-I broke it a while ago. 764 00:32:52,747 --> 00:32:55,620 - When'd you get the cast off? - This morning? 765 00:32:55,705 --> 00:32:58,038 And you decided boxing was the best first thing to do. 766 00:32:58,123 --> 00:32:59,787 Well, South Side, so... 767 00:32:59,872 --> 00:33:01,454 Yeah. So what I want you to do 768 00:33:01,539 --> 00:33:02,871 is just mark through on your punches 769 00:33:02,956 --> 00:33:04,454 and don't throw any of them full force. 770 00:33:04,539 --> 00:33:07,414 - All right. - I'll see you in there. 771 00:33:15,123 --> 00:33:18,204 - Booze for you. - Oh, thank you. 772 00:33:18,289 --> 00:33:20,454 No booze for you. 773 00:33:20,539 --> 00:33:23,620 Um...that was a good effort today, man. 774 00:33:23,792 --> 00:33:25,166 You know, no hard feelings, though, all right? 775 00:33:25,252 --> 00:33:26,871 Yeah, no sweat. 776 00:33:26,956 --> 00:33:28,746 Everyone wins when you're running for cancer, right? 777 00:33:28,831 --> 00:33:30,329 Sure, sure. 778 00:33:30,414 --> 00:33:31,829 Boone. 779 00:33:31,914 --> 00:33:33,246 Where's my drink? 780 00:33:33,331 --> 00:33:35,204 Yes. 781 00:33:35,289 --> 00:33:37,038 I think he really likes you. 782 00:33:37,123 --> 00:33:39,246 I'm extremely likeable. 783 00:33:39,331 --> 00:33:41,620 So, um... 784 00:33:41,705 --> 00:33:44,454 where's he staying tonight? 785 00:33:44,539 --> 00:33:47,662 I think he's staying with me. 786 00:33:47,747 --> 00:33:49,246 Is he? 787 00:33:49,331 --> 00:33:51,163 I mean, it was a surprise. 788 00:33:51,248 --> 00:33:52,704 I can't have him stay with Cory. 789 00:33:52,789 --> 00:33:53,954 She'd eat him alive. 790 00:33:54,039 --> 00:33:55,246 Right. 791 00:33:55,331 --> 00:33:57,412 What, is this a big deal? 792 00:33:57,497 --> 00:33:59,620 No. Uh, no, not at all. 793 00:34:04,373 --> 00:34:05,579 - Yes! - Nice shot. 794 00:34:05,664 --> 00:34:07,370 Boone, you and me in the finals. 795 00:34:07,455 --> 00:34:08,914 Let's do it. 796 00:34:11,455 --> 00:34:13,662 All right, rack 'em. You break. 797 00:34:13,747 --> 00:34:16,495 You seem to be handling this all pretty well. 798 00:34:16,580 --> 00:34:18,664 Yeah, why shouldn't I be? 799 00:34:18,750 --> 00:34:21,495 'Cause they had sex in my guest room last time he was on leave. 800 00:34:21,580 --> 00:34:22,912 It sounded like he was murdering her. 801 00:34:24,664 --> 00:34:25,746 Look, she's not my girlfriend, all right? 802 00:34:25,831 --> 00:34:27,454 We can fuck whoever we want. 803 00:34:27,539 --> 00:34:29,412 So make her your girlfriend if you like her. 804 00:34:29,497 --> 00:34:31,412 "Girlfriend" implies a future. 805 00:34:31,497 --> 00:34:33,079 Futures aren't her thing. 806 00:34:33,164 --> 00:34:34,746 Yeah, she says that, 807 00:34:34,831 --> 00:34:37,121 but it's just a bullshit self-protection thing. 808 00:34:37,206 --> 00:34:39,662 Tami took her mom's death the hardest. 809 00:34:39,747 --> 00:34:42,079 She tells people she's not gonna live past 40, 810 00:34:42,164 --> 00:34:43,859 pretends like she doesn't care if she doesn't have a future. 811 00:34:43,945 --> 00:34:47,704 Shots, please. Shots over here. 812 00:34:47,789 --> 00:34:51,787 You and me in the consolation game after they finish, yeah? 813 00:34:51,872 --> 00:34:53,412 Lip? 814 00:34:53,497 --> 00:34:56,704 Yeah. Yeah, sure. 815 00:35:02,289 --> 00:35:03,537 Did you have to pull a gun on him? 816 00:35:03,622 --> 00:35:04,871 You see a brown guy running, 817 00:35:04,956 --> 00:35:06,329 you assume he did something wrong. 818 00:35:06,414 --> 00:35:08,163 But you're a black guy. 819 00:35:08,248 --> 00:35:09,935 Oh, you'd think that'd make a difference, wouldn't you? 820 00:35:10,021 --> 00:35:11,787 He didn't do anything wrong. 821 00:35:11,872 --> 00:35:13,329 He doesn't have any papers. 822 00:35:13,414 --> 00:35:15,704 What are you gonna do with him now? 823 00:35:18,289 --> 00:35:21,495 Fuck! 824 00:35:21,580 --> 00:35:23,454 - Fly, my Mexican friend! - Guatemalan! 825 00:35:23,539 --> 00:35:25,746 Guatemalan friend! 826 00:35:25,831 --> 00:35:27,248 Fly! 827 00:35:29,539 --> 00:35:31,329 Higher, just a little bit hi-higher. 828 00:35:31,414 --> 00:35:32,871 Higher, higher. Yeah, yeah. 829 00:35:32,956 --> 00:35:35,288 Right next to that little black kid 830 00:35:35,373 --> 00:35:37,537 with his arm around the komodo dragon. 831 00:35:37,622 --> 00:35:39,912 Perfect. 832 00:35:39,997 --> 00:35:41,954 Thanks, honey. 833 00:35:42,039 --> 00:35:43,704 So what's the point of a vision board? 834 00:35:43,789 --> 00:35:45,787 You find images 835 00:35:45,872 --> 00:35:47,787 that-that indicate what you want out of life, 836 00:35:47,872 --> 00:35:50,246 and you put them on a board so you can see them. 837 00:35:50,331 --> 00:35:53,704 It inspires you to make those things manifest. 838 00:35:53,789 --> 00:35:56,412 You know, you guys should have vision boards. 839 00:35:56,497 --> 00:35:57,996 - Uh, no. - I don't know. 840 00:35:58,081 --> 00:35:59,704 Oh, come on. 841 00:35:59,789 --> 00:36:02,329 You're young. Your futures are ahead of you. 842 00:36:02,414 --> 00:36:04,495 What do you want out of life? 843 00:36:27,997 --> 00:36:30,412 Howdy-do. Rhonda, my old friend. 844 00:36:30,497 --> 00:36:31,787 How are you? 845 00:36:31,872 --> 00:36:33,579 I'll be great in 30 seconds 846 00:36:33,664 --> 00:36:35,662 when I kick your behind out of here. 847 00:36:35,747 --> 00:36:38,288 Not before I apply for welfare for my children. 848 00:36:38,373 --> 00:36:39,954 Most of your kids are too old. 849 00:36:40,039 --> 00:36:42,163 Uh, not the old set. 850 00:36:42,248 --> 00:36:44,954 Got some new ones coming in about eight and a half months. 851 00:36:45,039 --> 00:36:46,412 Oh, how many? 852 00:36:46,497 --> 00:36:48,787 - Could be as many as six. - Mm, six. 853 00:36:48,872 --> 00:36:50,579 How many women did you get pregnant? 854 00:36:50,664 --> 00:36:53,746 Just the one. I'm very virile. 855 00:36:53,831 --> 00:36:55,996 The thing is, the old set doesn't think 856 00:36:56,081 --> 00:36:58,370 I'm gonna be able to provide for the new set. 857 00:36:58,455 --> 00:37:02,288 Oh. The old set is smarter than I figured they'd be. 858 00:37:02,373 --> 00:37:04,121 And I'd like to prove them wrong. 859 00:37:04,206 --> 00:37:07,164 And going on welfare is how you plan to do that? 860 00:37:09,289 --> 00:37:10,996 I've done the math. 861 00:37:11,081 --> 00:37:13,579 Start my checks now. 862 00:37:13,664 --> 00:37:15,787 I'll invest the money in Bitcoin. 863 00:37:15,872 --> 00:37:17,704 You know your way out. 864 00:37:17,789 --> 00:37:19,829 Come on, Rhonda. Help a brother out. 865 00:37:19,914 --> 00:37:21,746 Excuse me? 866 00:37:21,831 --> 00:37:23,412 "Bitcoin billionaire." You've heard the phrase? 867 00:37:23,497 --> 00:37:25,579 My kids will be set. 868 00:37:25,664 --> 00:37:27,370 I'll never have to bother you or the state of Illinois again. 869 00:37:27,455 --> 00:37:30,123 I will see you in nine months. 870 00:37:32,164 --> 00:37:33,329 That's your final word? 871 00:37:33,414 --> 00:37:34,871 - Yes. - Fine. 872 00:37:34,956 --> 00:37:36,996 This is why people hate big government. 873 00:37:37,081 --> 00:37:39,163 It's all these bureaucratic rules. 874 00:37:39,248 --> 00:37:42,412 I'm just trying to help. I'm coming up with solutions. 875 00:37:42,497 --> 00:37:45,079 The only solution is to drain the swamp. 876 00:37:47,539 --> 00:37:51,079 All right, guys. Come on. 877 00:37:51,164 --> 00:37:53,331 [grunts softly 878 00:37:55,956 --> 00:37:58,163 There you go. 879 00:37:58,248 --> 00:38:00,079 - You good? - Yeah. 880 00:38:00,164 --> 00:38:01,871 All right, guys. 881 00:38:01,956 --> 00:38:05,620 So it's gonna be jab, cross, jab, cross, and then boom. 882 00:38:05,705 --> 00:38:07,038 I want you to put your full force into the hook. 883 00:38:07,123 --> 00:38:09,329 - Okay. - Got it? All right, cool. 884 00:38:09,414 --> 00:38:11,692 Nice. 885 00:38:11,778 --> 00:38:13,083 Don't stop breathing, okay? I want you guys to hear 886 00:38:13,169 --> 00:38:14,458 you guys breathing before every hit. 887 00:38:14,544 --> 00:38:15,536 - Try again. - Okay. 888 00:38:15,622 --> 00:38:18,246 Nice. 889 00:38:18,331 --> 00:38:20,121 Made it through, girl. 890 00:38:20,206 --> 00:38:22,200 Okay, you're new, 891 00:38:22,286 --> 00:38:23,942 - so I want you to go slow with it, okay? - Mm-hmm. 892 00:38:24,028 --> 00:38:25,145 Take it easy on your left wrist. 893 00:38:25,231 --> 00:38:27,059 If you get lost, that's your target. 894 00:38:27,248 --> 00:38:30,829 - Ready? - Yep. 895 00:38:30,914 --> 00:38:32,412 Nice, nice. Again. 896 00:38:32,497 --> 00:38:33,746 - Boom...Oh! - Ooh. 897 00:38:33,831 --> 00:38:35,288 - Sorry. - Fuck. 898 00:38:35,373 --> 00:38:37,996 That's okay. Uh, let's try again. 899 00:38:40,373 --> 00:38:42,288 Ooh! 900 00:38:42,373 --> 00:38:44,079 Fuck! 901 00:38:44,164 --> 00:38:45,829 Oh! 902 00:38:45,914 --> 00:38:47,495 You all right? 903 00:38:47,580 --> 00:38:50,412 Jesus Christ. 904 00:38:50,497 --> 00:38:53,246 Oh, man. Is it bad? 905 00:38:53,331 --> 00:38:54,273 speaking Spanish 906 00:38:54,359 --> 00:38:55,454 Sí. 907 00:38:55,539 --> 00:38:57,329 ♪ Hold on ♪ 908 00:39:02,331 --> 00:39:04,289 Boom, bitches! Fork it over. 909 00:39:06,664 --> 00:39:08,163 Hey, Dirk. 910 00:39:08,248 --> 00:39:10,412 Think you could take my friend here? 911 00:39:10,497 --> 00:39:13,495 - This little Mexican tamale? - He's Guatemalan. 912 00:39:13,580 --> 00:39:16,038 speaks Spanish 913 00:39:16,123 --> 00:39:19,329 Whatever. It'll be like stealing candy from a piñata. 914 00:39:34,248 --> 00:39:35,912 Yes! 915 00:39:35,997 --> 00:39:37,954 That's a hell of a left hook you got. 916 00:39:38,039 --> 00:39:39,954 You really put your hip into that one. 917 00:39:40,039 --> 00:39:41,704 Yeah, sorry. South Side. 918 00:39:41,789 --> 00:39:45,204 Yeah, you warned me. 919 00:39:45,289 --> 00:39:48,038 I, uh...I get off in a couple hours. 920 00:39:48,123 --> 00:39:52,412 Maybe you, uh, buy me a drink to make up for it? 921 00:39:52,497 --> 00:39:54,495 I just broke your nose. 922 00:39:54,580 --> 00:39:56,787 You think I want to buy you a fucking drink? 923 00:39:56,872 --> 00:39:58,442 - Here we go. - So, no? 924 00:39:58,528 --> 00:40:00,329 You know, apparently, you can throw plates at a guy. 925 00:40:00,414 --> 00:40:01,312 - Throw plates? - You can break their 926 00:40:01,398 --> 00:40:02,508 fucking nose, and still, 927 00:40:02,594 --> 00:40:04,370 they think that you're hiding their tools 928 00:40:04,455 --> 00:40:06,234 - or you want to fuck them. - I didn't say that. 929 00:40:06,320 --> 00:40:08,250 - Not related things, Fiona. - They are related. 930 00:40:08,336 --> 00:40:10,662 You know why? 'Cause all men are fucking scum. 931 00:40:10,747 --> 00:40:12,746 All...of...them! 932 00:40:12,831 --> 00:40:15,554 - Sorry, Rob. - Yeah, sorry, Rob. 933 00:40:15,640 --> 00:40:17,617 Sorry about your nose, Rob. I hope it heals crooked. 934 00:40:17,703 --> 00:40:19,609 - All right, come on, girl. - Just wanted a drink. 935 00:40:19,695 --> 00:40:21,539 - Rob. - Get it together. 936 00:40:34,455 --> 00:40:36,787 Looks like my timing's pretty good. 937 00:40:36,872 --> 00:40:38,954 Christ. 938 00:40:39,039 --> 00:40:40,996 How, uh...how'd you get in here? 939 00:40:41,081 --> 00:40:42,412 Debbie. 940 00:40:42,497 --> 00:40:44,121 - Oh. - So you shower at night? 941 00:40:44,206 --> 00:40:46,954 No, Cory puked on me at the Alibi. 942 00:40:47,039 --> 00:40:50,204 You know, uh, you Tamiettis can really hold your liquor. 943 00:40:50,289 --> 00:40:51,787 You get Cami to puke on you, 944 00:40:51,872 --> 00:40:53,412 you'll have a Tamietti hat trick. 945 00:40:57,289 --> 00:40:59,246 Look, I get how all this could be weird for you. 946 00:40:59,331 --> 00:41:01,218 Yeah, I, um... 947 00:41:02,123 --> 00:41:05,304 I'm not entirely sure how it's not weird for you. 948 00:41:06,256 --> 00:41:08,464 Dead soul probably. 949 00:41:12,164 --> 00:41:15,079 It's cool the way you're just rolling with it, though. 950 00:41:15,336 --> 00:41:18,081 I just wanted to say that. 951 00:41:19,373 --> 00:41:21,367 Hey, um... 952 00:41:22,789 --> 00:41:24,742 - where's Boone? - Asleep. 953 00:41:24,828 --> 00:41:26,246 Still on haji time. 954 00:41:26,331 --> 00:41:29,163 Yeah, uh... Um, I don't think so. 955 00:41:29,539 --> 00:41:31,250 What? 956 00:41:35,106 --> 00:41:37,083 Did you fuck him? 957 00:41:42,081 --> 00:41:43,818 Does it matter? 958 00:41:44,956 --> 00:41:47,038 Yeah, the guy thinks you're marrying him. 959 00:41:47,161 --> 00:41:49,454 So maybe it should matter to you, yeah. 960 00:41:49,539 --> 00:41:51,943 Okay, well, why don't you give me a list of things 961 00:41:52,029 --> 00:41:54,704 that should matter to me, and I'll get right on it. 962 00:41:54,789 --> 00:41:56,515 You know, not everybody rolls with things 963 00:41:56,601 --> 00:41:58,734 like you, all right? 964 00:41:58,997 --> 00:42:02,288 Okay. That is good to know. 965 00:42:10,539 --> 00:42:13,329 That's a beautiful vision board, Carl. 966 00:42:13,414 --> 00:42:16,495 Isn't this magnificent? 967 00:42:16,580 --> 00:42:20,204 Kelly? 968 00:42:20,289 --> 00:42:21,912 Why don't you tell us about it? 969 00:42:21,997 --> 00:42:24,163 Well, at the bottom are the hardships 970 00:42:24,248 --> 00:42:26,204 Kelly's helped me realize I need to overcome... 971 00:42:26,289 --> 00:42:30,021 you know, being poor, shitty parents, prison. 972 00:42:30,373 --> 00:42:33,996 And at the top is how I'm gonna overcome those hardships... 973 00:42:34,081 --> 00:42:36,204 by killing for our country. 974 00:42:36,289 --> 00:42:39,746 Oh, outstanding. 975 00:42:39,831 --> 00:42:41,579 All right, honey. 976 00:42:41,664 --> 00:42:44,622 Why don't you tell us about yours? 977 00:42:46,997 --> 00:42:49,121 Vision boarding sucks. 978 00:42:49,206 --> 00:42:52,370 No, what about your goals and your dreams? 979 00:42:52,455 --> 00:42:55,497 I don't have any goals or dreams. 980 00:42:57,914 --> 00:43:01,206 All right. Tell us about that. 981 00:43:06,081 --> 00:43:09,246 The Major always just had them for me. 982 00:43:09,331 --> 00:43:11,620 Graduate at the top of your class, 983 00:43:11,705 --> 00:43:13,746 go to a service academy, become an officer, 984 00:43:13,831 --> 00:43:16,537 get your legs blown off. 985 00:43:16,622 --> 00:43:19,829 - Your dad's kind of awesome. - My dad is an ass-munch. 986 00:43:19,914 --> 00:43:22,454 You know, I've never really had anyone tell me what to do, 987 00:43:22,539 --> 00:43:25,121 but now I know what my life calling is... 988 00:43:25,206 --> 00:43:29,204 to protect our country and fight for our freedoms. 989 00:43:29,289 --> 00:43:31,746 What if my calling is to get fat on a couch 990 00:43:31,831 --> 00:43:33,954 and have your babies? 991 00:43:34,039 --> 00:43:37,579 How fat are we talking? 992 00:43:37,664 --> 00:43:39,954 You can do whatever you want. 993 00:43:40,039 --> 00:43:41,914 You just have to decide. 994 00:43:48,789 --> 00:43:50,746 - Come on. - Where are we going? 995 00:43:57,914 --> 00:44:00,038 This stuff is liquid paradise. 996 00:44:01,747 --> 00:44:03,871 Hey, why don't you just leave the bottle? 997 00:44:03,956 --> 00:44:06,829 - You gonna pay for a bottle? - Just give it to him. 998 00:44:06,914 --> 00:44:08,495 Good riddance to that horse piss. 999 00:44:08,580 --> 00:44:10,288 You're a Nubian queen, V. 1000 00:44:10,373 --> 00:44:11,829 Uh-uh, no, sir, not from you. 1001 00:44:11,914 --> 00:44:13,662 You find Santiago's uncle? 1002 00:44:13,747 --> 00:44:16,579 Oh, yeah, found him and then lost him. 1003 00:44:16,664 --> 00:44:17,871 - Ready? - Yep? 1004 00:44:19,956 --> 00:44:21,704 Six kids... 1005 00:44:21,789 --> 00:44:26,246 times four years at Northwestern per kid 1006 00:44:26,331 --> 00:44:30,246 times 73,000 a year. 1007 00:44:30,331 --> 00:44:32,050 One million, seven hundred 1008 00:44:32,136 --> 00:44:34,964 - and fifty-two thousand dollars. - Wow, fuck, that's 1009 00:44:35,050 --> 00:44:36,579 - Jesus! - a kick in the nuts. 1010 00:44:36,664 --> 00:44:39,537 "Dreams dead? You're our man. Be the Hobo Loco Man." 1011 00:44:39,622 --> 00:44:41,121 Kev, what is this? 1012 00:44:41,206 --> 00:44:43,204 It's one of those flyers from the Hobo Loco box. 1013 00:44:43,289 --> 00:44:46,329 "We're looking for someone who has perfected the art 1014 00:44:46,414 --> 00:44:49,829 of making the best of what little life has... 1015 00:44:49,914 --> 00:44:52,454 given them." 1016 00:44:52,539 --> 00:44:54,038 They're holding a competition 1017 00:44:54,123 --> 00:44:58,204 to choose the Hobo Loco spokesperson. 1018 00:44:58,289 --> 00:45:00,912 The winner gets a $50,000 contract 1019 00:45:00,997 --> 00:45:04,038 to be in a social-media campaign. 1020 00:45:04,123 --> 00:45:07,746 Well, that'll get one kid half a semester at Northwestern. 1021 00:45:07,831 --> 00:45:10,620 Do you know how many people 1022 00:45:10,705 --> 00:45:14,495 have parlayed social media-ness into fame and fortune? 1023 00:45:14,580 --> 00:45:16,204 None. 1024 00:45:16,289 --> 00:45:18,829 Oh. 1025 00:45:18,914 --> 00:45:21,537 This is me. 1026 00:45:21,622 --> 00:45:23,329 I'm the Hobo Loco Man. 1027 00:45:27,039 --> 00:45:29,288 ♪ Girl, I love you ♪ 1028 00:45:29,373 --> 00:45:31,662 ♪ You keep it wild ♪ 1029 00:45:31,747 --> 00:45:33,704 ♪ And these eyes of mine ♪ 1030 00:45:33,789 --> 00:45:35,996 ♪ Gaze upon no one else ♪ 1031 00:45:36,081 --> 00:45:38,454 ♪ It's a raising high... ♪ 1032 00:45:38,539 --> 00:45:40,662 So you are fucking other people. 1033 00:45:40,747 --> 00:45:44,163 ♪ You got me questioning whether my head's right ♪ 1034 00:45:48,497 --> 00:45:50,038 ♪ Whoa ♪ 1035 00:45:51,914 --> 00:45:53,871 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 1036 00:46:03,331 --> 00:46:06,163 It is now after 2300 hours. 1037 00:46:06,248 --> 00:46:07,746 From this moment on, 1038 00:46:07,831 --> 00:46:10,454 you will owe me 20 push-ups for every minute... 1039 00:46:10,539 --> 00:46:13,121 ...that you aren't here. 1040 00:46:13,206 --> 00:46:14,417 - Where the hell... - Sit down. 1041 00:46:14,510 --> 00:46:15,650 You will refer to me by my 1042 00:46:15,736 --> 00:46:17,596 - title! - Sit...down! 1043 00:46:31,510 --> 00:46:33,288 Um, what's happening? 1044 00:46:33,373 --> 00:46:35,729 Shut up. I'm vision-boarding. 1045 00:46:38,682 --> 00:46:40,300 I want to go to Annapolis. 1046 00:46:40,393 --> 00:46:41,573 - I do. - Then I sugge... 1047 00:46:41,659 --> 00:46:44,449 But I want to be with Carl, too. 1048 00:46:44,831 --> 00:46:45,979 I want to hang out 1049 00:46:46,065 --> 00:46:48,037 and eat trans fat every once in a while, 1050 00:46:48,123 --> 00:46:49,996 maybe skip a run here and there. 1051 00:46:50,081 --> 00:46:51,495 I want to not do extra crunches 1052 00:46:51,580 --> 00:46:53,329 every time I misname a naval vessel. 1053 00:46:53,414 --> 00:46:56,163 And I want to call you "Dad." 1054 00:46:56,248 --> 00:46:57,746 And I want it to be okay if I'm having 1055 00:46:57,831 --> 00:47:00,829 what you think is an unacceptable day! 1056 00:47:00,914 --> 00:47:03,204 And if either of you have a problem with that, 1057 00:47:03,289 --> 00:47:04,954 then you can step the fuck up right now, 1058 00:47:05,039 --> 00:47:08,123 and let's solve it! 1059 00:47:10,039 --> 00:47:11,996 Uh, I'm...I'm good. 1060 00:47:12,081 --> 00:47:14,038 I don't have a problem. 1061 00:47:17,705 --> 00:47:21,620 Okay. 1062 00:47:21,705 --> 00:47:23,806 And I'll be at the Gallaghers' three nights a week. 1063 00:47:23,892 --> 00:47:26,204 No. Five. 1064 00:47:26,289 --> 00:47:27,954 Debbie's gonna charge me money, 1065 00:47:28,039 --> 00:47:29,871 so I need a raise in my allowance. 1066 00:47:29,956 --> 00:47:32,038 Fine. 1067 00:47:32,123 --> 00:47:34,079 Yeah, I'm down with that. 1068 00:47:34,164 --> 00:47:37,871 Okay, then. Carl, let's go. 1069 00:47:37,956 --> 00:47:40,954 Fuck the tent. We're having sex in my room. 1070 00:47:45,039 --> 00:47:48,246 Carl! 1071 00:47:48,331 --> 00:47:50,121 I better go. 1072 00:47:50,206 --> 00:47:52,288 Yeah, I guess you better. 1073 00:48:05,123 --> 00:48:06,787 speaking Spanish 1074 00:48:06,872 --> 00:48:08,789 speaking Spanish 1075 00:48:14,539 --> 00:48:16,009 May I help you? 1076 00:48:16,111 --> 00:48:18,329 - How come my key doesn't work? - I changed the locks. 1077 00:48:18,414 --> 00:48:20,384 You have the rest of the cash you owe me yet? 1078 00:48:30,455 --> 00:48:32,412 Fifty-one twenty-five. Nice job. 1079 00:48:32,497 --> 00:48:34,787 When you get the other 18.75, I'll get you a key. 1080 00:48:34,872 --> 00:48:37,912 - Come on in, Santiago. - How come he gets to go in? 1081 00:48:37,997 --> 00:48:40,206 Kev and V paid in advance. 1082 00:48:43,248 --> 00:48:46,288 I knew you were an asshole. 1083 00:48:46,373 --> 00:48:47,912 I knew it. 1084 00:48:54,497 --> 00:48:57,954 And you "felt a responsibility to me." 1085 00:48:58,039 --> 00:49:01,163 Really? 1086 00:49:01,248 --> 00:49:03,746 You don't hurt someone... 1087 00:49:03,831 --> 00:49:07,620 ...you feel responsibility for, do you? 1088 00:49:07,705 --> 00:49:09,620 No. 1089 00:49:09,705 --> 00:49:13,537 Wow, that really took the shit out of that one. 1090 00:49:27,872 --> 00:49:30,495 All right. 1091 00:49:30,580 --> 00:49:31,912 What do you do? 1092 00:49:39,039 --> 00:49:42,079 God. 1093 00:49:45,455 --> 00:49:46,996 Ow! 1094 00:49:47,081 --> 00:49:49,204 Fuck. 1095 00:50:12,747 --> 00:50:14,081 Hey. 1096 00:50:18,331 --> 00:50:19,914 What do you want? 1097 00:50:22,747 --> 00:50:24,787 Is, uh, Boone still asleep? 1098 00:50:24,872 --> 00:50:27,248 Yeah. 1099 00:50:30,206 --> 00:50:31,997 I fucked your sister. 1100 00:50:38,956 --> 00:50:42,204 You're really working hard for that Tamietti hat trick. 1101 00:50:42,289 --> 00:50:44,288 Jesus. That doesn't bother you? 1102 00:50:44,373 --> 00:50:45,579 Nope. 1103 00:50:45,664 --> 00:50:47,662 Okay. 1104 00:50:47,747 --> 00:50:49,620 Well, I don't know what to say, Lip. 1105 00:50:49,705 --> 00:50:52,954 That shit just... it doesn't bother me. 1106 00:50:53,039 --> 00:50:56,454 Why? 1107 00:50:56,539 --> 00:50:58,704 I mean, why? Why do you care so little? 1108 00:50:58,789 --> 00:51:00,996 Is it 'cause of what happened to your mom or...? 1109 00:51:01,081 --> 00:51:04,495 My mom? 1110 00:51:04,580 --> 00:51:06,912 My mom died of cancer, you fucking asshole. 1111 00:51:06,997 --> 00:51:09,620 What, and you think she'd want you to just give up? 1112 00:51:09,705 --> 00:51:11,704 Hey, shit's happened to me, too. 1113 00:51:11,789 --> 00:51:14,121 That doesn't mean I don't feel things. 1114 00:51:14,206 --> 00:51:15,917 Now you're feeling things for me 1115 00:51:16,003 --> 00:51:18,038 - No, that's not what I said. Not for you. - all the sudden? 1116 00:51:18,123 --> 00:51:20,206 I just mean in general. 1117 00:51:26,914 --> 00:51:28,829 All right. 1118 00:51:28,914 --> 00:51:30,664 Good talk. 1119 00:51:32,289 --> 00:51:34,539 It bothers me. 1120 00:51:41,872 --> 00:51:44,454 It... 1121 00:51:44,539 --> 00:51:46,787 bothers me that you fucked Cory. 1122 00:51:46,872 --> 00:51:49,121 I mean... Of course it bothers me. 1123 00:51:49,206 --> 00:51:51,454 Christ, I... 1124 00:51:51,539 --> 00:51:53,121 ♪ Lord Huron's "Love Like Ghosts" ♪ 1125 00:51:53,206 --> 00:51:55,288 I mean, it bothers you that I fucked Boone, right? 1126 00:51:55,373 --> 00:51:56,912 Yeah, it does. 1127 00:51:56,997 --> 00:51:58,495 Well... 1128 00:52:01,414 --> 00:52:03,204 Good. 1129 00:52:03,289 --> 00:52:05,204 Good. 1130 00:52:05,289 --> 00:52:08,454 Great. 1131 00:52:08,539 --> 00:52:10,746 Great. 1132 00:52:10,831 --> 00:52:14,871 ♪ Oh, but if you're leaving, I got to know why... ♪ 1133 00:52:14,956 --> 00:52:16,829 So maybe just don't fuck Boone anymore. 1134 00:52:16,914 --> 00:52:19,620 Fine. 1135 00:52:19,705 --> 00:52:21,329 - Don't fuck Cory anymore. - Yeah, fine. 1136 00:52:21,414 --> 00:52:23,163 Fine. 1137 00:52:23,248 --> 00:52:25,954 ♪ And I love you through the night ♪ 1138 00:52:35,039 --> 00:52:37,079 Okay. 1139 00:52:37,164 --> 00:52:39,495 Okay. 1140 00:52:52,206 --> 00:52:54,038 What the fuck? 1141 00:52:54,123 --> 00:52:56,912 Debbie changed the locks. 1142 00:52:56,997 --> 00:52:58,746 Ugh. 1143 00:52:58,831 --> 00:53:00,829 Jesus. 1144 00:53:00,914 --> 00:53:04,038 She won't let any of us in until we pay what we owe her. 1145 00:53:07,289 --> 00:53:09,579 Is there room over there for me? 1146 00:53:09,664 --> 00:53:14,329 ♪ And if I can't have you, then no one ever will ♪ 1147 00:53:16,872 --> 00:53:19,996 ♪ Oh, if I can't have you, no one ever will... ♪ 1148 00:53:26,956 --> 00:53:30,829 You're never gonna screw over women, are you? 1149 00:53:30,914 --> 00:53:34,079 I don't know. 1150 00:53:34,164 --> 00:53:36,412 You don't know? 1151 00:53:36,497 --> 00:53:38,246 I don't know if I'm into women. 1152 00:53:38,331 --> 00:53:40,620 ♪ I don't feel it till it hurts sometimes... ♪ 1153 00:53:40,705 --> 00:53:42,412 Oh. 1154 00:53:42,497 --> 00:53:44,829 Still keeping my options open. 1155 00:53:44,914 --> 00:53:47,412 ♪ I want ours to be an endless song ♪ 1156 00:53:47,497 --> 00:53:48,912 ♪ Baby, in my eyes ♪ 1157 00:53:48,997 --> 00:53:50,079 Okay. 1158 00:53:50,164 --> 00:53:51,412 ♪ You do no wrong ♪ 1159 00:53:51,497 --> 00:53:52,750 ♪ I don't feel it... ♪ 1160 00:53:52,836 --> 00:53:56,079 I promise. 1161 00:53:56,164 --> 00:53:58,370 Promise what? 1162 00:53:58,455 --> 00:54:00,038 To never screw over women. 1163 00:54:03,664 --> 00:54:05,996 ♪ Oh, I sing all day ♪ 1164 00:54:06,081 --> 00:54:09,079 ♪ And I love you through the night... ♪ 1165 00:54:09,164 --> 00:54:11,204 Thanks. 1166 00:54:15,586 --> 00:54:17,996 You get the rest of the money you owe us? 1167 00:54:20,831 --> 00:54:23,412 Nope. 1168 00:54:23,497 --> 00:54:28,370 This doesn't mean you don't owe us. 1169 00:54:28,455 --> 00:54:30,463 ♪ Oh, I sing all day ♪ 1170 00:54:30,603 --> 00:54:33,412 ♪ And I love you through the night ♪ 1171 00:54:37,067 --> 00:54:41,380 ♪ My country 'tis of thee ♪ 1172 00:54:41,466 --> 00:54:45,454 ♪ Sweet land of liberty ♪ 1173 00:54:45,539 --> 00:54:49,871 ♪ Of thee I sing ♪ 1174 00:54:49,956 --> 00:54:54,288 ♪ Land where my fathers died ♪ 1175 00:54:54,373 --> 00:54:58,880 ♪ Land of the pilgrims' pride ♪ 1176 00:54:58,973 --> 00:55:03,192 ♪ From every mountainside ♪ 1177 00:55:03,325 --> 00:55:07,286 ♪ Let freedom ring ♪