1 00:00:04,620 --> 00:00:10,740 On the Buses, number six, part one, production number 0261, date recorded 20th 2 00:00:10,740 --> 00:00:12,940 of the 6th, 69, take one. 3 00:01:09,570 --> 00:01:13,650 Two weeks in Spain, all go and collect your tickets today. 4 00:01:14,350 --> 00:01:15,330 Great stuff. 5 00:01:16,990 --> 00:01:18,270 You're not going on, are you? 6 00:01:18,790 --> 00:01:19,450 Of course I am. 7 00:01:19,570 --> 00:01:21,610 Two gorgeous weeks in sunny Spain, mate. 8 00:01:22,110 --> 00:01:23,770 How do you know you're gonna like it in Spain anyway? 9 00:01:24,050 --> 00:01:25,410 Because you're gonna be back here in England. 10 00:01:26,290 --> 00:01:27,670 Hey, Jack, see this, mate? 11 00:01:27,950 --> 00:01:29,090 The tickets have arrived, boy. 12 00:01:29,350 --> 00:01:30,890 Oh, I can hardly wait. 13 00:01:31,150 --> 00:01:33,690 Oh, Bert was telling me the birds are knee-deep on the beaches. 14 00:01:34,490 --> 00:01:38,070 Oh, just think, they're lying there now in the sun waiting for us. 15 00:01:38,190 --> 00:01:40,410 And in three days' time, they'll just be ripe. 16 00:01:40,590 --> 00:01:42,870 Yeah, just like, just like melons. 17 00:01:43,170 --> 00:01:44,770 You have to squeeze them to see if they're ready. 18 00:01:46,030 --> 00:01:48,210 You two weak-kneed, washed-out Romeos. 19 00:01:48,910 --> 00:01:50,850 You think beautiful girls are gonna bother with you two? 20 00:01:51,510 --> 00:01:53,410 Not unless the sun's driven them delirious first. 21 00:01:53,410 --> 00:01:54,650 Don't you worry, mate. 22 00:01:54,710 --> 00:01:55,670 We've got a good gimmick. 23 00:01:55,750 --> 00:01:56,650 Come here, Jack, show him, show him. 24 00:01:56,690 --> 00:01:57,490 How about that? 25 00:01:57,890 --> 00:01:58,330 A camera? 26 00:01:59,110 --> 00:01:59,750 What's good, sir? 27 00:02:00,010 --> 00:02:01,750 Listen, mate, this is a special one. 28 00:02:01,810 --> 00:02:02,830 I borrowed it off Bert. 29 00:02:03,110 --> 00:02:04,090 You get the picture straight away. 30 00:02:04,170 --> 00:02:05,490 See, you just pull it out the back there, like that. 31 00:02:05,670 --> 00:02:06,590 Birds fall for it, you see. 32 00:02:06,670 --> 00:02:09,210 They think we're a couple of these photographers from Chelsea, you see. 33 00:02:09,430 --> 00:02:10,830 I pose them, he snaps them. 34 00:02:11,930 --> 00:02:14,350 Girls in Spain are never gonna fall for that old guff. 35 00:02:14,710 --> 00:02:15,990 You don't know about Spain, mate. 36 00:02:16,030 --> 00:02:18,390 They fell for it for a wet weekend in Yarmouth last year. 37 00:02:19,370 --> 00:02:20,830 Come on, miss, we're organised. 38 00:02:21,210 --> 00:02:21,950 Yeah, I'll tell you. 39 00:02:21,950 --> 00:02:23,110 I'll tell you something, look. 40 00:02:23,650 --> 00:02:25,910 I've got the tape measure, he's got the camera. 41 00:02:26,590 --> 00:02:27,150 Tape measure? 42 00:02:27,970 --> 00:02:29,870 You mean to tell me the girls are gonna fall for that? 43 00:02:30,990 --> 00:02:34,290 They think we're gonna put their pictures on the front of the magazines. 44 00:02:35,130 --> 00:02:35,490 Magazine? 45 00:02:37,390 --> 00:02:38,090 Busman's Gazette? 46 00:02:39,350 --> 00:02:42,130 Listen, mate, as soon as the birds know they're gonna be photographed, they 47 00:02:42,130 --> 00:02:43,190 start stripping off. 48 00:02:43,270 --> 00:02:43,590 They do? 49 00:02:43,710 --> 00:02:44,170 Yeah, yeah. 50 00:02:44,650 --> 00:02:45,010 Disgusting. 51 00:02:45,170 --> 00:02:46,170 Yeah, that's the beauty of it. 52 00:02:48,110 --> 00:02:49,910 Eileen, darling, do you want your picture taken? 53 00:02:50,110 --> 00:02:50,750 What, now? 54 00:02:50,750 --> 00:02:52,450 Yeah, it's one of them new cameras. 55 00:02:52,810 --> 00:02:54,310 A couple of seconds and you can see the picture. 56 00:02:54,550 --> 00:02:56,710 Oh, yeah, I've heard about them. 57 00:02:57,150 --> 00:02:57,650 All right. 58 00:02:57,750 --> 00:02:58,410 Yeah, all right. 59 00:02:58,550 --> 00:02:59,090 Just stand here, darling. 60 00:02:59,090 --> 00:02:59,530 Just a minute. 61 00:02:59,750 --> 00:03:00,750 Must take my jacket off. 62 00:03:00,890 --> 00:03:01,410 What'd I tell you? 63 00:03:01,430 --> 00:03:02,010 What'd I tell you? 64 00:03:02,630 --> 00:03:03,890 Hey, give me another half hour. 65 00:03:04,010 --> 00:03:05,410 Mate, they're standing there in a ticket machine. 66 00:03:07,150 --> 00:03:10,470 Yeah, well, you'd better measure the focus, Stan. 67 00:03:10,610 --> 00:03:11,350 Oh, I thought... 68 00:03:11,350 --> 00:03:11,850 Yes, I'd better. 69 00:03:11,890 --> 00:03:12,730 Would you hold the... 70 00:03:12,730 --> 00:03:13,530 I'll hold that, then. 71 00:03:13,690 --> 00:03:14,930 Where shall we take it to, then, Jack? 72 00:03:15,330 --> 00:03:17,690 Well, which bit do we want in sharpest focus? 73 00:03:18,110 --> 00:03:19,930 Well, I don't know yet, really. 74 00:03:21,370 --> 00:03:22,250 Well, measure it... 75 00:03:25,630 --> 00:03:27,090 I'll tell you what, Stanley. 76 00:03:27,490 --> 00:03:29,310 Measure it to the nearest point, then. 77 00:03:32,690 --> 00:03:35,770 Perhaps on second thoughts, we'd better measure it to the second nearest point. 78 00:03:35,950 --> 00:03:36,550 I know, yeah. 79 00:03:37,010 --> 00:03:37,330 How's that? 80 00:03:37,710 --> 00:03:38,110 63. 81 00:03:38,210 --> 00:03:38,710 That's lovely. 82 00:03:38,830 --> 00:03:39,650 Thank you very much. 83 00:03:39,730 --> 00:03:40,750 Right, hold that, darling. 84 00:03:41,050 --> 00:03:41,790 That's lovely. 85 00:03:42,130 --> 00:03:42,530 There we go. 86 00:03:42,830 --> 00:03:43,570 Can I see it now? 87 00:03:43,570 --> 00:03:45,690 Oh, it just takes a few seconds to develop, love. 88 00:03:45,690 --> 00:03:46,070 Oh. 89 00:03:46,250 --> 00:03:47,930 Oh, well, I'll go and get me way, Bill, then. 90 00:03:48,150 --> 00:03:48,990 I'll be back. 91 00:03:50,170 --> 00:03:53,810 Yes, but that tape measure only measures the distance to your subject. 92 00:03:54,010 --> 00:03:56,990 I mean, what about the distance on the camera, this distance finder? 93 00:03:57,510 --> 00:03:58,510 He ain't got one. 94 00:04:00,150 --> 00:04:01,430 He's got a fixed focus. 95 00:04:02,250 --> 00:04:03,590 That's not ideal, is he? 96 00:04:04,370 --> 00:04:05,730 You're depraved, the pair of you. 97 00:04:07,030 --> 00:04:09,530 Oh, now, Stan, look at that, mate. 98 00:04:16,990 --> 00:04:19,450 Hey, we can see what your minds was on, can't we? 99 00:04:19,570 --> 00:04:19,829 Yeah. 100 00:04:20,829 --> 00:04:23,010 Well, you've got to admit, it was in focus. 101 00:04:23,230 --> 00:04:24,150 Well, that one is, anyway. 102 00:04:25,710 --> 00:04:27,310 Two lazy, lecherous layabouts. 103 00:04:28,130 --> 00:04:29,950 Decent girls ain't safe with a pair of you about. 104 00:04:30,330 --> 00:04:32,750 We don't only take birds, we take fellas as well, don't we? 105 00:04:32,770 --> 00:04:33,370 Oh, yeah, yeah. 106 00:04:33,530 --> 00:04:34,230 Hey, I'll tell you what. 107 00:04:34,770 --> 00:04:35,570 We'll do you a favour. 108 00:04:35,690 --> 00:04:36,350 We'll take one of you. 109 00:04:36,430 --> 00:04:36,590 How's that? 110 00:04:36,670 --> 00:04:36,790 Yeah. 111 00:04:37,630 --> 00:04:38,610 It's an idea, yes. 112 00:04:38,610 --> 00:04:40,650 I could send one to me old mother. 113 00:04:41,790 --> 00:04:44,370 She's never had one of me taken in me uniform in a demo before. 114 00:04:44,570 --> 00:04:45,590 Yeah, that's understandable. 115 00:04:45,590 --> 00:04:46,030 All right, then. 116 00:04:46,930 --> 00:04:49,090 Well, we'd better take him side face, I think, Stan. 117 00:04:49,510 --> 00:04:50,450 All right, Stan, just a minute there. 118 00:04:50,810 --> 00:04:54,510 Well, which is his best side? 119 00:04:56,950 --> 00:04:57,750 Blimey, he ain't got one. 120 00:04:59,770 --> 00:05:00,950 Stop mucking me about. 121 00:05:01,070 --> 00:05:02,310 Are you going to take the picture or not? 122 00:05:02,330 --> 00:05:03,110 We're trying to find... 123 00:05:03,110 --> 00:05:03,270 What? 124 00:05:04,150 --> 00:05:04,290 What? 125 00:05:04,730 --> 00:05:05,370 Ah, yeah. 126 00:05:05,770 --> 00:05:06,650 Marvellous idea, Jack. 127 00:05:06,750 --> 00:05:08,050 You with the bus in the background. 128 00:05:08,170 --> 00:05:09,630 Ah, the bus in the background, yeah. 129 00:05:09,630 --> 00:05:10,410 I thought you'd like that. 130 00:05:10,810 --> 00:05:11,890 I thought you'd like that. 131 00:05:16,010 --> 00:05:17,090 All right, boy. 132 00:05:17,490 --> 00:05:18,650 Oh, that's lovely. 133 00:05:20,570 --> 00:05:22,110 Now, smile a bit, Blakey. 134 00:05:22,310 --> 00:05:23,310 I am smiling. 135 00:05:25,710 --> 00:05:26,510 Say cheese. 136 00:05:27,110 --> 00:05:27,510 Cheese. 137 00:05:28,050 --> 00:05:29,750 No, no, you'll have to do it more than that. 138 00:05:29,790 --> 00:05:31,230 It doesn't show up on a small picture. 139 00:05:31,370 --> 00:05:33,430 Look, lift your top lip up and show them. 140 00:05:33,510 --> 00:05:34,650 Because you've got nice choppers. 141 00:05:34,750 --> 00:05:35,370 Yeah, a bit more. 142 00:05:36,410 --> 00:05:37,330 That's it, that's it. 143 00:05:37,910 --> 00:05:38,910 That's it, that's it, Blake. 144 00:05:39,570 --> 00:05:40,350 I'm not ready yet. 145 00:05:40,850 --> 00:05:42,470 Hang about, I'll show it to you. 146 00:05:42,530 --> 00:05:44,030 Here you two, I've got your holiday tickets. 147 00:05:44,250 --> 00:05:45,190 You've got to sign for them. 148 00:05:45,270 --> 00:05:45,610 Oh, good. 149 00:05:46,250 --> 00:05:47,770 Lovely, lovely, lovely. 150 00:05:48,050 --> 00:05:48,590 Do you know what? 151 00:05:48,630 --> 00:05:51,170 I might take my snorkel and me underwater flippers, Jack. 152 00:05:51,390 --> 00:05:52,790 Yeah, I think I'll pack my water wings. 153 00:05:53,270 --> 00:05:56,090 Well, you can take your deep-sea diving kit for all I care, but don't forget, 154 00:05:56,170 --> 00:05:57,850 only £33 of baggage are allowed. 155 00:05:58,070 --> 00:05:58,410 Is that all? 156 00:05:58,550 --> 00:05:59,050 That's all. 157 00:05:59,150 --> 00:06:01,110 Would that mean that if we're over the top, we've got to pay? 158 00:06:01,110 --> 00:06:02,710 Yeah, it's all there in the envelope. 159 00:06:02,830 --> 00:06:04,250 And about the plane, the hotel, everything. 160 00:06:04,430 --> 00:06:06,750 And don't forget, coach leaves here at 10 o'clock Saturday night. 161 00:06:06,970 --> 00:06:07,130 All right? 162 00:06:08,250 --> 00:06:08,670 Thanks, Dobby. 163 00:06:10,550 --> 00:06:11,510 Oh, Blakey boy. 164 00:06:11,990 --> 00:06:13,870 Oh, those beautiful birds in Spain. 165 00:06:15,110 --> 00:06:16,850 You know, I feel sorry for them, really. 166 00:06:17,090 --> 00:06:19,170 I mean, there's so many of them and there's only one of me. 167 00:06:19,990 --> 00:06:21,970 Still, I'll do my best to spread myself round a bit. 168 00:06:23,010 --> 00:06:26,910 Never mind about thinking about picking beautiful young girls up off the beach. 169 00:06:27,350 --> 00:06:30,670 Get in that bus over there and think about picking up some ugly old girls in 170 00:06:30,670 --> 00:06:31,430 the high street. 171 00:06:32,350 --> 00:06:32,970 Go on, then. 172 00:06:33,050 --> 00:06:33,610 Get in the bus. 173 00:06:33,650 --> 00:06:34,030 You're late. 174 00:06:34,150 --> 00:06:36,150 All right, we take it you don't want to see your picture, then. 175 00:06:36,350 --> 00:06:36,990 Oh, is it... 176 00:06:36,990 --> 00:06:38,050 It's finished, is it? 177 00:06:38,290 --> 00:06:41,870 Oh, Stanley, now, that is a very good likeness. 178 00:06:46,650 --> 00:06:48,410 That is a marvellous picture. 179 00:06:48,750 --> 00:06:50,210 That's very, very good indeed. 180 00:06:50,430 --> 00:06:51,270 Is it like me, is it? 181 00:06:51,550 --> 00:06:52,170 Oh, yeah. 182 00:06:52,330 --> 00:06:53,670 You think me mother will recognise me? 183 00:06:53,670 --> 00:06:55,090 Oh, definitely. 184 00:07:00,070 --> 00:07:01,590 Well, that's nothing like me at all. 185 00:07:02,410 --> 00:07:03,390 That's not me, is it? 186 00:07:03,510 --> 00:07:04,030 It must be. 187 00:07:04,090 --> 00:07:04,910 It says so on the side. 188 00:07:19,050 --> 00:07:20,350 Have a row, I've got tickets. 189 00:07:20,590 --> 00:07:20,930 Have a row. 190 00:07:20,930 --> 00:07:21,450 Bye-bye. 191 00:07:21,590 --> 00:07:23,890 Oh, two gorgeous weeks in sunny Spain. 192 00:07:24,050 --> 00:07:27,530 Oh, aren't he lucky, Arthur, getting away from this terrible weather. 193 00:07:27,770 --> 00:07:28,930 I don't really see the point. 194 00:07:28,990 --> 00:07:30,550 He'll probably catch pneumonia when he gets home. 195 00:07:30,630 --> 00:07:31,270 Oh, shut up. 196 00:07:31,650 --> 00:07:33,530 What do you want to go to Spain for, anyway? 197 00:07:33,670 --> 00:07:34,330 Because it's different. 198 00:07:34,450 --> 00:07:36,150 It's got a different sort of an atmosphere, that's why. 199 00:07:36,290 --> 00:07:37,350 It certainly has with air plumbing. 200 00:07:38,830 --> 00:07:39,630 How would you know? 201 00:07:39,730 --> 00:07:41,910 Blimey, you and her only go to Lowestoft every year. 202 00:07:42,230 --> 00:07:43,750 Oh, it's very nice, Stan. 203 00:07:43,830 --> 00:07:44,870 They have lovely bloaters. 204 00:07:46,490 --> 00:07:48,890 Oh, yes, it has happy memories for them, love. 205 00:07:48,890 --> 00:07:50,270 They went there on their honeymoon. 206 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:52,550 I've never been able to look a bloater in the face since. 207 00:07:54,590 --> 00:07:57,250 Ah, it's a lovely place when you're newly married. 208 00:07:57,790 --> 00:07:59,250 I remember it well. 209 00:07:59,770 --> 00:08:00,970 Did you go there on your honeymoon? 210 00:08:01,310 --> 00:08:02,570 No, she cabled us on hers. 211 00:08:04,150 --> 00:08:04,930 It's a shame. 212 00:08:05,010 --> 00:08:06,370 It's so expensive, love. 213 00:08:06,570 --> 00:08:08,250 Otherwise, I'd have come to Spain with you. 214 00:08:08,430 --> 00:08:10,790 Yeah, it is, but it doesn't make any difference. 215 00:08:10,950 --> 00:08:12,470 It wouldn't suit you there, Mum. 216 00:08:12,530 --> 00:08:13,930 No, you save it up for his honeymoon. 217 00:08:14,530 --> 00:08:18,470 The only thing that's wrong with Lowestoft is generally it's too cold for me to 218 00:08:18,470 --> 00:08:19,250 wear my bikini. 219 00:08:19,590 --> 00:08:21,530 Yeah, well, of course that is one of the advances they're going. 220 00:08:23,250 --> 00:08:27,110 Oh, well, the food's British anyway, and you don't get upset like you do in 221 00:08:27,110 --> 00:08:27,510 Spain. 222 00:08:27,990 --> 00:08:29,970 Ooh, I must pop down to the chemist's, get your pills. 223 00:08:30,390 --> 00:08:31,490 I don't want any pills. 224 00:08:31,830 --> 00:08:33,990 Of course you do, cos you get the collywobbles. 225 00:08:35,350 --> 00:08:36,530 Oh, that's the front door. 226 00:08:36,990 --> 00:08:38,270 Oh, that'll be Jack Olive. 227 00:08:38,429 --> 00:08:39,110 Let him in, will you, love? 228 00:08:39,390 --> 00:08:39,750 Jack? 229 00:08:40,390 --> 00:08:40,630 Yeah. 230 00:08:41,030 --> 00:08:43,570 Ooh, I'm worried about you going with Jack. 231 00:08:43,570 --> 00:08:46,190 Here, you won't get up to any mischief, will you, love? 232 00:08:46,610 --> 00:08:49,510 Mum, look, to assure you, we're just going out for a few arrests. 233 00:08:49,770 --> 00:08:50,710 Ah, yes, yes. 234 00:08:50,710 --> 00:08:51,190 Hello, Mrs V. 235 00:08:51,250 --> 00:08:51,890 Oh, hello, love. 236 00:08:52,370 --> 00:08:52,910 Cockatoo, dear. 237 00:08:53,010 --> 00:08:54,570 Ah, no, thanks, I've just had one here. 238 00:08:54,910 --> 00:08:58,830 I've got some smashing gear for the beach for us to impress the birds. 239 00:08:58,890 --> 00:08:59,770 Hey, birds? 240 00:09:00,230 --> 00:09:01,770 I thought you were going for a rest. 241 00:09:01,910 --> 00:09:04,810 Er, what he meant was, er, he's got a bit of gear to make us look smart. 242 00:09:04,910 --> 00:09:06,010 How about those? 243 00:09:09,030 --> 00:09:09,890 You can't win! 244 00:09:10,030 --> 00:09:11,210 That is not decent! 245 00:09:11,730 --> 00:09:12,510 It's all right! 246 00:09:13,210 --> 00:09:15,230 It's all right, you can go in the water with them and all. 247 00:09:15,390 --> 00:09:17,430 Oh, well, I hope they're shrink-proof. 248 00:09:18,510 --> 00:09:20,490 I mean, that could be very embarrassing. 249 00:09:20,970 --> 00:09:22,370 It could be very painful, too. 250 00:09:23,310 --> 00:09:27,790 Oh, well, you won't be able to go on the beach not in them things for only five 251 00:09:27,790 --> 00:09:28,890 minutes the first day. 252 00:09:29,110 --> 00:09:30,410 I read all about Spain. 253 00:09:30,710 --> 00:09:31,530 You go red. 254 00:09:31,690 --> 00:09:34,370 And our family got such delicate skins, love. 255 00:09:34,530 --> 00:09:35,150 Oh, yes. 256 00:09:35,290 --> 00:09:38,770 Remember that first time at Lowestoft when I got so sunburnt on the first day, 257 00:09:38,810 --> 00:09:39,110 Arthur? 258 00:09:39,110 --> 00:09:43,290 I was so sore for the rest of our stay I couldn't bear Arthur to touch me. 259 00:09:44,370 --> 00:09:45,330 Oh, I remember that. 260 00:09:45,410 --> 00:09:46,450 Yeah, it was a very good holiday. 261 00:09:48,690 --> 00:09:52,330 Now, you won't be able to go on the beach in the first week not with those 262 00:09:52,330 --> 00:09:52,870 things on. 263 00:09:53,110 --> 00:09:54,130 No, perhaps the old girl's right. 264 00:09:54,610 --> 00:09:55,490 Oh, I've got plenty. 265 00:09:55,610 --> 00:09:56,850 I've got them cheap at the job lot. 266 00:09:57,270 --> 00:09:58,870 Oh, that's all right! 267 00:09:59,050 --> 00:09:59,710 Ah, now that's better. 268 00:10:00,030 --> 00:10:01,730 You can go sunbathing in that. 269 00:10:02,590 --> 00:10:03,430 Look at that, see. 270 00:10:03,710 --> 00:10:07,830 It's a pity we can't all get a bit of sun, baby, before we give ourselves a bit 271 00:10:07,830 --> 00:10:08,330 of a start. 272 00:10:08,510 --> 00:10:12,030 Oh, yeah, it'd be lovely to turn up all nice and sunburned for the birds, 273 00:10:12,150 --> 00:10:12,350 wouldn't it? 274 00:10:12,470 --> 00:10:13,630 I can see it all now. 275 00:10:14,050 --> 00:10:17,670 You two wandering around them Spanish beaches looking like a couple of randy 276 00:10:17,670 --> 00:10:18,250 lobsters. 277 00:10:19,470 --> 00:10:21,150 I don't like that sort of talk. 278 00:10:21,310 --> 00:10:21,790 Nor me. 279 00:10:22,090 --> 00:10:24,070 We may be randy, but we won't look like lobsters. 280 00:10:24,670 --> 00:10:25,050 Spain! 281 00:10:41,170 --> 00:10:43,190 It's a pity we ain't at the sun foundation, isn't it? 282 00:10:43,470 --> 00:10:47,090 I could give you a quick rub down with some diesel oil if you like. 283 00:10:49,690 --> 00:10:50,550 Am I getting brown? 284 00:10:51,810 --> 00:10:53,190 You're not, but your goose pimples are. 285 00:10:55,030 --> 00:10:56,170 Yeah, it's a bit nippy here, isn't it? 286 00:10:56,610 --> 00:10:57,230 Shall we turn it in? 287 00:10:58,010 --> 00:10:59,330 We've still got five minutes left. 288 00:11:00,550 --> 00:11:01,230 Yeah, all right then. 289 00:11:29,640 --> 00:11:30,980 Oh, blimey, it's nippy that way. 290 00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:32,740 Might as well turn it in. 291 00:11:33,160 --> 00:11:34,500 I mean, we don't want to overdo it, do we? 292 00:11:34,820 --> 00:11:35,820 No, not good. 293 00:11:49,520 --> 00:11:50,300 Oh, Jack! 294 00:11:50,640 --> 00:11:51,420 Oh, Jack! 295 00:11:51,660 --> 00:11:52,520 Have you seen my clothes? 296 00:11:53,320 --> 00:11:54,480 No, I never touched them. 297 00:11:55,280 --> 00:11:56,040 Well, somebody's had them. 298 00:11:58,560 --> 00:11:59,460 You sure? 299 00:12:00,900 --> 00:12:01,400 Here. 300 00:12:03,760 --> 00:12:05,180 I reckon somebody's pinched them. 301 00:12:09,120 --> 00:12:10,080 I've got mine, all right. 302 00:12:10,860 --> 00:12:12,740 Well, I haven't. 303 00:12:12,880 --> 00:12:13,320 Where's mine? 304 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:13,840 Where are they? 305 00:12:14,040 --> 00:12:16,620 Well, fancy leaving them now, you stupid nit. 306 00:12:17,140 --> 00:12:18,800 I mean, that's asking for trouble, isn't it? 307 00:12:18,880 --> 00:12:20,780 Well, if you don't shut your gob, you'll be asking for trouble. 308 00:12:21,280 --> 00:12:23,420 Well, if somebody's pinched your clothes, you'll just have to go back like 309 00:12:23,420 --> 00:12:23,940 that, won't you? 310 00:12:24,040 --> 00:12:26,280 I can't drive through town like this, mate. 311 00:12:26,540 --> 00:12:28,440 I'm a bus driver, not Lady Godiva. 312 00:12:28,440 --> 00:12:28,560 Huh? 313 00:12:30,200 --> 00:12:31,620 I don't know what you're worried about. 314 00:12:31,720 --> 00:12:32,560 She got away with it. 315 00:12:32,720 --> 00:12:34,200 Well, I'm not waiting here for me hair to grow. 316 00:12:40,460 --> 00:13:03,560 What are you 317 00:13:03,560 --> 00:13:03,900 doing? 318 00:13:04,340 --> 00:13:06,040 I've told you to get in that cab. 319 00:13:06,380 --> 00:13:09,020 Look, I'm not driving the bus through the town like this. 320 00:13:09,980 --> 00:13:12,260 Look, mate, we are seven minutes late. 321 00:13:12,660 --> 00:13:13,080 Get in. 322 00:13:13,540 --> 00:13:15,340 What do I say if a cop has stopped me? 323 00:13:15,680 --> 00:13:18,500 Well, tell him it's the bus company's latest gimmick, topless drivers. 324 00:13:19,980 --> 00:13:22,840 Any more cracks like that and you will be a toothless conductor. 325 00:13:23,460 --> 00:13:26,480 I'm telling you, I'm not driving through the town like this. 326 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:31,020 Late again, Butler. 327 00:13:31,540 --> 00:13:33,120 What excuse is it this time, eh? 328 00:13:34,100 --> 00:13:35,400 Well, we, er... 329 00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:38,040 We had a bit of an hold-up at the cemetery gates. 330 00:13:38,640 --> 00:13:39,400 Cemetery gates? 331 00:13:41,180 --> 00:13:43,100 You know I've come out with some strokes, mate. 332 00:13:44,080 --> 00:13:46,700 That cemetery gates, nothing ever happens at that dead-and-alive hole. 333 00:13:47,060 --> 00:13:47,700 Come on, get out. 334 00:14:07,420 --> 00:14:08,300 You, er... 335 00:14:08,300 --> 00:14:10,700 You started your ologies a bit earlier or something. 336 00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:14,900 This is a city bus depot, mate, not the Costa Brava. 337 00:14:16,040 --> 00:14:17,740 Gets a bit hot in that cab, see? 338 00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:19,220 Hot in the cab? 339 00:14:19,920 --> 00:14:21,240 You know the regulations, Butler. 340 00:14:21,860 --> 00:14:25,060 Busmen are not allowed to remove their trousers whilst on duty. 341 00:14:25,820 --> 00:14:26,560 Gets a bit hot. 342 00:14:26,680 --> 00:14:29,020 I suppose every time it gets a bit hot you whip your trousers off, do you? 343 00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:32,020 I've read about blokes like you in the Sunday papers, mate. 344 00:14:32,440 --> 00:14:33,040 Just a minute. 345 00:14:33,360 --> 00:14:34,600 Don't intimidate him. 346 00:14:34,840 --> 00:14:37,460 As shop steward, I'm here to tell you he is within his rights. 347 00:14:37,800 --> 00:14:38,340 Within his rights? 348 00:14:39,440 --> 00:14:41,360 What right's he got to take his trousers off? 349 00:14:42,460 --> 00:14:43,100 I'm sorry. 350 00:14:43,200 --> 00:14:44,220 I can't overlook this, mate. 351 00:14:45,240 --> 00:14:46,300 Just take a look at it. 352 00:14:46,420 --> 00:14:49,320 Look at the ghastly, horrible, disgusting sight it is. 353 00:14:49,540 --> 00:14:52,540 Well, if I'd have known you'd have felt like that, I'd have given me legs a rub 354 00:14:52,540 --> 00:14:53,380 down with emery paper. 355 00:14:54,480 --> 00:14:55,020 I'm sorry. 356 00:14:55,120 --> 00:14:56,140 I can't overlook this, son. 357 00:14:56,720 --> 00:14:58,620 You can't go around wearing what you like, you know. 358 00:14:58,720 --> 00:15:00,540 Why do you let them Indians wear their turbans? 359 00:15:01,460 --> 00:15:02,940 That is for their religion. 360 00:15:03,520 --> 00:15:05,580 Well, I'm dressed like this because of my religion. 361 00:15:06,500 --> 00:15:06,860 What? 362 00:15:07,140 --> 00:15:08,440 Yeah, it's one of them gurus. 363 00:15:10,340 --> 00:15:10,980 Am I? 364 00:15:13,860 --> 00:15:14,740 Maharishi Butler. 365 00:15:16,640 --> 00:15:17,440 Maharishi Butler. 366 00:15:18,640 --> 00:15:22,600 I suppose he sits in that cab up there contemplating his navel at the traffic 367 00:15:22,600 --> 00:15:26,280 lights waiting to see it go from red to green. 368 00:15:29,520 --> 00:15:30,800 Get them trousers on, quick. 369 00:15:31,160 --> 00:15:31,680 I can't. 370 00:15:32,560 --> 00:15:33,800 I can't, I tell you. 371 00:15:34,660 --> 00:15:36,180 Well, all right, I'll tell you the truth. 372 00:15:36,180 --> 00:15:40,060 We was doing a bit of sunbathing down the cemetery and they got nicked. 373 00:15:41,560 --> 00:15:41,920 Sunbathing? 374 00:15:42,860 --> 00:15:44,620 And you just took your trousers off? 375 00:15:45,860 --> 00:15:47,000 Takes all sorts, I suppose. 376 00:15:47,160 --> 00:15:47,840 Look, I... 377 00:15:47,840 --> 00:15:50,080 Can't you see they're left with their sleeves and a coat? 378 00:15:50,460 --> 00:15:52,160 This is not my coat and not my pullover. 379 00:15:52,300 --> 00:15:53,300 They belong to Jack here. 380 00:15:54,300 --> 00:15:55,540 They nicked all me uniform. 381 00:15:56,840 --> 00:15:58,400 I'm afraid I'll have to report that to the management. 382 00:15:58,920 --> 00:15:59,240 What? 383 00:15:59,640 --> 00:16:01,280 You'll have to pay for that, you know that, don't you? 384 00:16:01,520 --> 00:16:04,240 Yes, they'll probably sort that out, your bonus money. 385 00:16:04,240 --> 00:16:05,780 Oh, no, turn it in, Blake. 386 00:16:05,820 --> 00:16:06,920 You play the white man, mate. 387 00:16:06,960 --> 00:16:07,760 No, I need that money. 388 00:16:07,820 --> 00:16:09,060 I'm going on me holidays tonight. 389 00:16:09,640 --> 00:16:12,420 Couldn't you just say it was damaged in an accident or something? 390 00:16:12,460 --> 00:16:12,840 Yeah, yeah. 391 00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:15,020 I could, but I'm not going to. 392 00:16:15,860 --> 00:16:17,460 No, we've all got our job to do, mate. 393 00:16:17,940 --> 00:16:19,840 You'd better go up to the stores and get yourself a new uniform. 394 00:16:20,440 --> 00:16:23,620 Blimey, the way you carry on, you wouldn't think it was me uniform they nicked. 395 00:16:23,760 --> 00:16:24,660 You'd think it was the bus. 396 00:16:25,040 --> 00:16:26,640 Nothing would surprise me about you, mate. 397 00:16:28,860 --> 00:16:31,380 As a matter of fact, perhaps I'd better go round and see if this is the bus you 398 00:16:31,380 --> 00:16:31,780 went out with. 399 00:16:43,120 --> 00:16:44,340 Shut your face. 400 00:16:46,360 --> 00:16:49,900 That's, uh, two vests, six ounces. 401 00:16:50,360 --> 00:16:50,660 Right. 402 00:16:51,940 --> 00:16:52,400 Yeah. 403 00:16:55,330 --> 00:16:55,770 Evening, all. 404 00:16:55,930 --> 00:16:56,210 Evening. 405 00:16:56,450 --> 00:16:57,830 What the hell are you up to? 406 00:16:58,670 --> 00:17:00,430 Eight and a half ounces of pants. 407 00:17:01,830 --> 00:17:03,050 You've got potty or something? 408 00:17:03,050 --> 00:17:04,609 No, I've not got potty, mate. 409 00:17:04,930 --> 00:17:06,130 Somebody nicked me uniform. 410 00:17:06,730 --> 00:17:08,109 They've stocked it out on me bonus. 411 00:17:08,310 --> 00:17:11,390 I'm only allowed 33 pounds of weight, so I've got to weigh everything to make 412 00:17:11,390 --> 00:17:12,210 sure I don't go over the top. 413 00:17:13,010 --> 00:17:14,030 Ah, now then. 414 00:17:14,430 --> 00:17:14,750 Socks. 415 00:17:16,349 --> 00:17:17,730 Twelve ounces of socks. 416 00:17:18,589 --> 00:17:19,750 Blimey, that's a lot of socks, isn't it? 417 00:17:19,970 --> 00:17:20,569 Cut that down. 418 00:17:20,690 --> 00:17:21,349 No, I'll tell you what I'll do. 419 00:17:21,890 --> 00:17:25,230 I'll have two ounces of socks and eight ounces of soap flakes. 420 00:17:26,970 --> 00:17:28,430 I've got these here for you, special. 421 00:17:28,470 --> 00:17:29,230 Shall I put them in the case? 422 00:17:29,230 --> 00:17:30,330 No, no, you've got to weigh them first, Mum. 423 00:17:30,410 --> 00:17:31,050 All right, old lad. 424 00:17:31,450 --> 00:17:32,130 There we are. 425 00:17:32,850 --> 00:17:34,050 Four pounds, two ounces. 426 00:17:35,510 --> 00:17:36,870 Blimey, what's in there, then? 427 00:17:37,130 --> 00:17:39,090 That's all your medicines for your stomach. 428 00:17:40,070 --> 00:17:41,470 You must be potty. 429 00:17:41,810 --> 00:17:43,290 I haven't got stomach trouble. 430 00:17:43,470 --> 00:17:44,310 You won't get there. 431 00:17:45,750 --> 00:17:47,930 There's no health service in Spain, love. 432 00:17:47,950 --> 00:17:50,590 You haven't got any money to pop down to the chemist or go and see the doctor. 433 00:17:50,890 --> 00:17:51,310 You're right. 434 00:17:51,510 --> 00:17:51,750 OK. 435 00:17:53,490 --> 00:17:54,430 What's this box of pills? 436 00:17:54,650 --> 00:17:57,070 That's your enteric violet tablets. 437 00:17:57,550 --> 00:17:57,950 24. 438 00:17:58,410 --> 00:18:00,050 Right, let's stop you getting the collywobbles. 439 00:18:01,670 --> 00:18:02,470 And this... 440 00:18:02,470 --> 00:18:04,690 God, Blimey, what's this big bottle of medicine for? 441 00:18:04,890 --> 00:18:07,130 Well, that's in case the pills don't work. 442 00:18:07,690 --> 00:18:09,310 That's your choline mixture. 443 00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:11,970 Well, how will I know these are not working? 444 00:18:12,590 --> 00:18:13,810 You'll soon find out, mate. 445 00:18:15,270 --> 00:18:17,250 I want to wrap some of these things up. 446 00:18:17,590 --> 00:18:19,490 I'll tell you what, I don't want them to get broken. 447 00:18:19,630 --> 00:18:20,250 There's one there. 448 00:18:20,390 --> 00:18:21,210 Hang on to that. 449 00:18:21,270 --> 00:18:22,550 I'll just wrap them in the paper. 450 00:18:22,930 --> 00:18:25,950 If you don't get plenty of paper around them, they'll get broken. 451 00:18:26,230 --> 00:18:27,710 I don't want these things to get broken. 452 00:18:27,830 --> 00:18:28,630 This is ridiculous. 453 00:18:28,830 --> 00:18:30,870 I'm taking more newspaper and I'm closed. 454 00:18:31,430 --> 00:18:32,830 That's the average weight of your shoes, Stan. 455 00:18:32,950 --> 00:18:33,690 Here you are, love. 456 00:18:33,870 --> 00:18:34,510 There they are. 457 00:18:35,150 --> 00:18:35,270 Right. 458 00:18:37,190 --> 00:18:37,990 Nine ounces. 459 00:18:38,530 --> 00:18:39,110 Nine ounces. 460 00:18:40,910 --> 00:18:42,150 One pound, two ounces. 461 00:18:42,870 --> 00:18:43,850 Wait a minute. 462 00:18:44,030 --> 00:18:46,770 How can one shoe weigh more than the other? 463 00:18:46,870 --> 00:18:48,210 Have you stepped in something with that one? 464 00:18:50,770 --> 00:18:51,470 Wait a minute. 465 00:18:52,290 --> 00:18:52,730 Oh. 466 00:18:53,650 --> 00:18:54,890 What's all this in here then? 467 00:18:55,110 --> 00:18:56,270 That's your shoe polish. 468 00:18:56,470 --> 00:18:57,790 Brown, black and white. 469 00:18:58,270 --> 00:18:59,810 Three-tenths of boot polish? 470 00:18:59,990 --> 00:19:00,330 Yes. 471 00:19:00,490 --> 00:19:03,090 Blimey, I'm only taking one pair of shoes and they're suede. 472 00:19:05,810 --> 00:19:07,010 Add all that up. 473 00:19:07,110 --> 00:19:09,230 Let me see. 474 00:19:09,630 --> 00:19:12,530 If I had 410 pounds of potatoes... 475 00:19:13,150 --> 00:19:14,250 Hang on, hang on. 476 00:19:14,350 --> 00:19:15,590 What are you talking about potatoes? 477 00:19:15,710 --> 00:19:16,750 I'm not packing potatoes. 478 00:19:17,450 --> 00:19:19,950 Well, at school we always did pounds and ounces like that. 479 00:19:19,950 --> 00:19:21,490 I can only do it in potatoes. 480 00:19:21,830 --> 00:19:22,770 I'll give it here. 481 00:19:23,470 --> 00:19:26,050 If you leave it here, you'll get the answer in furlongs. 482 00:19:29,290 --> 00:19:30,450 Divide by 16. 483 00:19:31,190 --> 00:19:32,790 32 pound, one ounce. 484 00:19:32,870 --> 00:19:34,210 That means you've got 15 ounces left. 485 00:19:34,530 --> 00:19:35,270 15 ounces? 486 00:19:35,310 --> 00:19:36,810 I've got all this not to go in yet. 487 00:19:36,890 --> 00:19:38,730 Well, you just can't take everything, can you? 488 00:19:38,890 --> 00:19:39,710 I mean, what's... 489 00:19:39,710 --> 00:19:41,110 Oh, blimey. 490 00:19:41,230 --> 00:19:43,830 Male talc by Prince Igor of Paris. 491 00:19:44,110 --> 00:19:47,710 The masculine talc the women adore. 492 00:19:48,090 --> 00:19:50,470 Feel the smoothness of your skin. 493 00:19:51,530 --> 00:19:52,650 Also has deo... 494 00:19:52,650 --> 00:19:54,810 Well, there's 12 ounces of deodorant for a start. 495 00:19:57,210 --> 00:19:58,010 That's me shirt. 496 00:19:58,230 --> 00:19:59,890 Oh, lovely, isn't it, eh? 497 00:19:59,970 --> 00:20:01,750 Always wear that half a seat when I take a bird out. 498 00:20:01,770 --> 00:20:02,090 That's it. 499 00:20:02,590 --> 00:20:04,430 God, blimey, 12 ounces. 500 00:20:05,150 --> 00:20:06,310 Now, take that off. 501 00:20:06,770 --> 00:20:09,810 I might as well take the deodorant, because if I don't take the deodorant, I 502 00:20:09,810 --> 00:20:10,970 might not have a bird to take out. 503 00:20:11,390 --> 00:20:12,470 Oh, Steve. 504 00:20:12,610 --> 00:20:13,470 Hey, you know what I can do? 505 00:20:13,470 --> 00:20:14,870 I can take out one of these bottles of medicine. 506 00:20:14,970 --> 00:20:16,110 Then I can put the shirt in. 507 00:20:16,110 --> 00:20:18,650 No, love, love, you must have a drink of that every day. 508 00:20:19,290 --> 00:20:19,670 I know. 509 00:20:20,290 --> 00:20:23,230 Why don't we put one of these in the pocket of your raincoat? 510 00:20:23,370 --> 00:20:25,410 Yeah, they don't wear your clothes you wear, do they? 511 00:20:25,470 --> 00:20:26,290 No, they don't. 512 00:20:26,330 --> 00:20:27,830 Yeah, and all those tins of grub can go in there. 513 00:20:28,310 --> 00:20:31,130 You're never going to get all these sweaters and things in, are you? 514 00:20:31,190 --> 00:20:31,650 The sweaters? 515 00:20:31,750 --> 00:20:33,170 No, I'll tell you what, Arthur. 516 00:20:33,250 --> 00:20:34,410 I can wear those under the raincoat. 517 00:20:34,490 --> 00:20:34,970 Yes, come on. 518 00:20:35,190 --> 00:20:36,610 What about his packets of tea? 519 00:20:36,830 --> 00:20:38,190 What are you taking tea for? 520 00:20:38,190 --> 00:20:42,290 Well, Mrs. Harding said that the tea in Spain is like hot water with a suntan. 521 00:20:42,610 --> 00:20:43,770 And three bob a cup. 522 00:20:44,490 --> 00:20:45,510 Well, you'll bug them in then, love. 523 00:20:45,510 --> 00:20:48,190 Well, they're not going to give you boiling water to make your own tea, are 524 00:20:48,190 --> 00:20:48,330 they? 525 00:20:48,530 --> 00:20:49,090 Hang on. 526 00:20:49,270 --> 00:20:49,430 What? 527 00:20:49,570 --> 00:20:50,330 Where are you going? 528 00:20:50,830 --> 00:20:51,030 Here. 529 00:20:51,770 --> 00:20:52,970 Your little picnic set. 530 00:20:53,290 --> 00:20:54,390 I'm not taking that. 531 00:20:56,290 --> 00:20:57,290 Here we are. 532 00:20:58,010 --> 00:20:59,050 That's fine, innit? 533 00:20:59,310 --> 00:21:00,330 They'll never see that. 534 00:21:00,450 --> 00:21:01,830 Well, all right, pack up now. 535 00:21:01,850 --> 00:21:02,650 I think I've got enough now. 536 00:21:02,690 --> 00:21:04,270 I think I've got just about 33 pounds. 537 00:21:04,870 --> 00:21:06,170 I don't want to go over the top, see. 538 00:21:06,170 --> 00:21:06,950 No, you don't, love. 539 00:21:07,070 --> 00:21:08,790 You know what? 540 00:21:09,450 --> 00:21:11,730 I've had a thought, mate. 541 00:21:12,090 --> 00:21:13,150 God's sake, mate. 542 00:21:13,570 --> 00:21:14,690 Give us out the suitcase. 543 00:21:15,170 --> 00:21:15,730 All right. 544 00:21:17,050 --> 00:21:18,990 Blimey, I've got to be there at ten o'clock, haven't I? 545 00:21:19,530 --> 00:21:20,610 He'll never get the case. 546 00:21:20,670 --> 00:21:22,130 He'll never get to Spain in this thing. 547 00:21:22,730 --> 00:21:23,010 How? 548 00:21:24,050 --> 00:21:26,350 God, blimey, I want an elephant to sit on that to shut that. 549 00:21:26,930 --> 00:21:28,070 I'll need to sit on the case. 550 00:21:32,030 --> 00:21:33,170 There you go, love. 551 00:21:33,170 --> 00:21:33,750 That's it, that's it. 552 00:21:33,870 --> 00:21:35,330 Get off your picnic set! 553 00:21:40,070 --> 00:21:41,730 I'm not putting fingers in there! 554 00:21:43,590 --> 00:21:44,890 Right, now, take your time. 555 00:21:45,030 --> 00:21:45,710 I'll tell you when to get on. 556 00:21:46,470 --> 00:21:47,290 Now sit on it. 557 00:21:47,610 --> 00:21:49,190 Ah, that's it. 558 00:21:49,190 --> 00:21:50,490 I can't get my hand out from under you. 559 00:21:52,430 --> 00:21:53,010 That's it. 560 00:21:55,290 --> 00:21:56,370 Nanny, what was you saying? 561 00:21:56,990 --> 00:21:59,910 I was thinking, you're only allowed to take 33 pounds, right? 562 00:22:00,150 --> 00:22:00,850 That's right. 563 00:22:00,850 --> 00:22:02,890 Right, I won't sit carefully, so I didn't go over the top, see? 564 00:22:03,090 --> 00:22:04,210 Yeah, haven't you forgotten something? 565 00:22:05,070 --> 00:22:05,750 No, what, what? 566 00:22:06,030 --> 00:22:06,950 You didn't weigh the case. 567 00:22:08,930 --> 00:22:10,550 Why did you say so in the first place? 568 00:22:10,730 --> 00:22:12,870 Because you told me to shut up, didn't you? 569 00:22:13,070 --> 00:22:14,470 Oh, Stan, come on, old man! 570 00:22:14,470 --> 00:22:16,270 Oh, don't, Stan, it'll all take cover! 571 00:22:20,070 --> 00:22:20,410 Blimey. 572 00:22:20,490 --> 00:22:20,970 There you go. 573 00:22:22,550 --> 00:22:23,010 Hello, love. 574 00:22:24,030 --> 00:22:26,390 I'll be glad to see the back of you, I tell you. 575 00:22:27,030 --> 00:22:28,850 Is he taking your baby on a tour like this? 576 00:22:28,850 --> 00:22:30,790 Yeah, especially when he's on his honeymoon, eh? 577 00:22:30,810 --> 00:22:30,930 Yeah. 578 00:22:32,950 --> 00:22:34,370 Has Stan arrived yet? 579 00:22:34,750 --> 00:22:35,210 I don't know. 580 00:22:36,330 --> 00:22:37,910 God almighty, look at that. 581 00:22:37,990 --> 00:22:38,990 Come on, butler. 582 00:22:46,330 --> 00:22:48,670 Is that your holiday gear, is it? 583 00:22:49,370 --> 00:22:51,210 Do you always travel like that, do you? 584 00:22:52,950 --> 00:22:55,110 I think I'd prefer doing your knickers, mate. 585 00:22:57,630 --> 00:22:58,630 Here, Stan. 586 00:22:58,790 --> 00:23:00,190 You've forgotten the kitchen sink. 587 00:23:00,850 --> 00:23:01,870 What's all that, then? 588 00:23:02,070 --> 00:23:06,030 Well, you see, I couldn't afford any excess baggage, so I got it all on me. 589 00:23:06,270 --> 00:23:07,690 I've even got my flippers on me. 590 00:23:10,330 --> 00:23:12,210 Got on off under the car, I'm not joking. 591 00:23:12,270 --> 00:23:14,250 Well, take your raincoat off, then. 592 00:23:14,310 --> 00:23:15,010 What are you talking about? 593 00:23:15,090 --> 00:23:16,490 It took three quarters of an hour to get it on. 594 00:23:17,790 --> 00:23:18,330 Blimey, mate. 595 00:23:18,390 --> 00:23:21,210 If all the other passengers are like you, the plane will never get off the 596 00:23:21,210 --> 00:23:21,550 ground. 597 00:23:21,730 --> 00:23:22,870 Oh, Stan, have you got your ticket? 598 00:23:22,870 --> 00:23:24,270 I'll give it to you when I get on the bus. 599 00:23:25,230 --> 00:23:26,030 Come on, then. 600 00:23:26,970 --> 00:23:28,310 Come on, get on the bus, then. 601 00:23:29,750 --> 00:23:30,590 That's a good boy. 602 00:23:30,990 --> 00:23:31,470 That's right. 603 00:23:33,230 --> 00:23:34,670 Come on, Stan, have a good one. 604 00:23:34,670 --> 00:23:35,330 Come on, you get on. 605 00:23:37,010 --> 00:23:37,870 Everybody aboard, then. 606 00:23:38,230 --> 00:23:38,710 Everybody's on. 607 00:23:41,870 --> 00:23:42,650 Wait a minute. 608 00:23:43,790 --> 00:23:45,090 I'm not driving this bus. 609 00:23:46,450 --> 00:23:47,490 Yes, that's right, butler. 610 00:23:47,530 --> 00:23:49,790 Yes, I allocated you to drive this coach to the airport. 611 00:23:50,510 --> 00:23:51,670 No, I'm on me holidays. 612 00:23:52,170 --> 00:23:52,530 Yes. 613 00:23:52,950 --> 00:23:54,210 It's worth four quid to you, son. 614 00:23:54,790 --> 00:23:55,670 Oh, yes. 615 00:23:57,930 --> 00:23:58,930 Ta-da, love, in you go. 616 00:23:58,930 --> 00:23:59,890 All right, here we go, Stan. 617 00:23:59,990 --> 00:24:00,870 All right, in he goes. 618 00:24:01,150 --> 00:24:01,350 What? 619 00:24:04,210 --> 00:24:05,190 What is it? 620 00:24:05,410 --> 00:24:08,490 What is it? 621 00:24:08,630 --> 00:24:10,090 No, you're the corned beef, Stan. 622 00:24:10,090 --> 00:24:10,910 What's the matter with you? 623 00:24:15,450 --> 00:24:16,490 Are you in? 624 00:24:16,490 --> 00:24:17,890 Hello, Rick. 625 00:24:18,610 --> 00:24:20,030 Southend via Basildon. 626 00:24:20,350 --> 00:24:23,010 Here, and don't forget this is a coach, not a bus. 627 00:24:23,410 --> 00:24:24,930 Don't go stopping at request stops. 628 00:24:25,090 --> 00:24:26,410 Don't worry, mate, I never do. 629 00:24:27,630 --> 00:24:28,670 Stand up, guys. 630 00:24:28,930 --> 00:24:29,690 Stand up, boys. 631 00:24:29,970 --> 00:24:31,950 Stand up, boys. 632 00:24:32,230 --> 00:24:33,690 Stand up, Rick.