1 00:00:07,750 --> 00:00:13,210 On buses, self-defense, production number 0278, registered date 29th 5th 69, 2 00:00:13,550 --> 00:00:14,810 Part 1, Take 1. 3 00:01:35,720 --> 00:01:36,080 Butler? 4 00:01:36,920 --> 00:01:38,440 What do you want me to wait here all night, right? 5 00:01:38,900 --> 00:01:41,960 You were supposed to return at 10:37. I have a house to go to, you know. 6 00:01:42,240 --> 00:01:43,620 Look, man, don't start. 7 00:01:44,180 --> 00:01:45,980 Blimey, I had a belly, man, I'm not kidding. 8 00:01:46,400 --> 00:01:48,000 Every Saturday night it's the same thing, right? 9 00:01:48,200 --> 00:01:49,520 Nights of football, crowds and pubs. 10 00:01:49,660 --> 00:01:51,800 Yes, yes, we know all about your whining, Butler. 11 00:01:52,200 --> 00:01:54,600 We all have to put up with those Saturday night sluts, you know. 12 00:01:55,020 --> 00:01:57,240 What are you talking about, what do you have to endure? 13 00:01:57,360 --> 00:02:00,100 You stay here safe while we return home again. 14 00:02:00,660 --> 00:02:03,300 Another thing, we don't need these posters on these late buses anymore. 15 00:02:03,300 --> 00:02:03,540 night. 16 00:02:03,920 --> 00:02:06,200 See, it's that bikini bit that keeps the accolades going. 17 00:02:06,860 --> 00:02:09,340 But what do they want to do with people like that, for God's sake? 18 00:02:09,380 --> 00:02:10,880 They wanted to see what was underneath, didn't they? 19 00:02:11,900 --> 00:02:13,520 Well why don't you go out and stop them then? 20 00:02:13,660 --> 00:02:14,140 I did it. 21 00:02:14,860 --> 00:02:15,920 That's when I cut this batch. 22 00:02:18,500 --> 00:02:21,120 Well, they would like to find out what you had underneath today. 23 00:02:22,580 --> 00:02:23,840 They would like to defrock you. 24 00:02:25,740 --> 00:02:28,600 You're in a very exposed position when you get out of that cab, man. 25 00:02:28,640 --> 00:02:29,380 Very vulnerable. 26 00:02:32,040 --> 00:02:33,880 Yes, we will then claim. 27 00:02:36,680 --> 00:02:39,740 Hey, where did your windshield wiper go? 28 00:02:39,900 --> 00:02:40,620 They cut him. 29 00:02:42,160 --> 00:02:43,160 Good God in heaven. 30 00:02:43,860 --> 00:02:45,380 What were they planning to do with this? 31 00:02:46,140 --> 00:02:48,140 Well, look at me from the pocket and I'll give you three guesses. 32 00:02:49,880 --> 00:02:52,760 Oh, Chris, I'm going to have to report on this now, aren't I? 33 00:02:57,320 --> 00:02:58,200 What's up with you then? 34 00:02:58,320 --> 00:02:58,920 Oh, Blimey. 35 00:02:59,440 --> 00:03:00,060 What a trip. 36 00:03:00,720 --> 00:03:01,600 This is the worst yet. 37 00:03:02,860 --> 00:03:05,120 What did you shove all the titty-tacty on the doorstep? 38 00:03:05,800 --> 00:03:06,620 What is all this then? 39 00:03:07,060 --> 00:03:08,720 Oh, I didn't stuff them up there. 40 00:03:08,820 --> 00:03:12,060 One of the passengers did it when I had to be nervous to ask for his fare. 41 00:03:12,660 --> 00:03:15,860 It's a good job the ticketing machine was strapped around the neck or it would have 42 00:03:15,860 --> 00:03:17,080 In the thicket up there too. 43 00:03:18,120 --> 00:03:19,780 You should have given him a good punch in the nose, man. 44 00:03:20,140 --> 00:03:23,400 I couldn't because he was sharpening his razor on me. 45 00:03:25,340 --> 00:03:26,120 I'm not kidding. 46 00:03:26,480 --> 00:03:27,420 It was a bloody night. 47 00:03:27,760 --> 00:03:28,800 Look what they wrote on the bus. 48 00:03:31,460 --> 00:03:34,060 Queen's Park Rangers are a lot of... 49 00:03:35,880 --> 00:03:36,700 A lot of what? 50 00:03:37,360 --> 00:03:39,000 The other words at the back of the bus. 51 00:03:42,480 --> 00:03:43,600 It's absolutely disgusting. 52 00:03:45,280 --> 00:03:47,220 I better get this washed before the Clippers see it. 53 00:03:47,300 --> 00:03:48,040 You're too late, man. 54 00:03:48,100 --> 00:03:48,660 Here they come, look. 55 00:03:50,320 --> 00:03:51,620 I'm sorry about that, my love. 56 00:03:51,740 --> 00:03:53,780 It's just written there by an ignorant Lout. 57 00:03:53,980 --> 00:03:55,040 Yeah, you're right, man. 58 00:03:55,060 --> 00:03:56,560 And they don't even know how to spell it. 59 00:03:59,240 --> 00:04:00,700 A few small pieces here and there again. 60 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:02,700 Oi, come back, you two. 61 00:04:03,360 --> 00:04:04,860 I have to report on this. 62 00:04:05,800 --> 00:04:07,260 Better to wash it right away. 63 00:04:07,560 --> 00:04:09,020 Don't worry about washing this, man. 64 00:04:09,100 --> 00:04:10,760 I tell you, he wouldn't have washed that. 65 00:04:12,300 --> 00:04:12,780 What is this? 66 00:04:12,960 --> 00:04:13,740 It's only one hand, innig? 67 00:04:13,900 --> 00:04:15,680 Yes, you haven't seen what's attached to it. 68 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:16,700 Go on, then, Stan. 69 00:04:16,920 --> 00:04:17,320 Show him. 70 00:04:25,840 --> 00:04:26,760 It's a naked woman. 71 00:04:27,280 --> 00:04:28,700 You have an incredible memory. 72 00:04:30,180 --> 00:04:31,080 Open them quickly. 73 00:04:33,420 --> 00:04:34,380 I like it, Jack. 74 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:37,120 I wish we could fold our women up like that and put them away. 75 00:04:38,540 --> 00:04:39,940 Well, it's absolutely disgusting. 76 00:04:40,580 --> 00:04:42,380 It must have been a violent night you had here. 77 00:04:42,540 --> 00:04:43,500 You must be joking, man. 78 00:04:43,540 --> 00:04:44,120 I tell you what. 79 00:04:44,300 --> 00:04:45,860 We need protection, that's absolutely true. 80 00:04:46,100 --> 00:04:49,000 We no longer take buses after 9 o'clock on a Saturday evening, are 81 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:49,300 Us, Jack? 82 00:04:49,440 --> 00:04:50,820 Now you have been informed of what to do. 83 00:04:50,900 --> 00:04:53,940 At the slightest sign of trouble, go to the nearest phone box and get the 84 00:04:53,940 --> 00:04:54,220 font. 85 00:04:54,840 --> 00:04:55,940 I didn't have to do it, man. 86 00:04:56,200 --> 00:04:57,120 They got it for me. 87 00:05:00,060 --> 00:05:00,380 Here. 88 00:05:04,260 --> 00:05:06,600 I'm afraid you will have to stay and make a full report with me. 89 00:05:07,400 --> 00:05:08,980 Oh, Blimey, this will take hours. 90 00:05:08,980 --> 00:05:10,740 I'm supposed to pick up the fish and chips. 91 00:05:10,820 --> 00:05:11,800 They are waiting for me at home. 92 00:05:11,920 --> 00:05:13,240 It's okay, man, it's your pigeon. 93 00:05:14,120 --> 00:05:16,060 Anyway, you had some problems on the bus, right? 94 00:05:16,420 --> 00:05:16,600 Yeah. 95 00:05:17,500 --> 00:05:19,900 What you needed was a show of authority on that bus, man. 96 00:05:20,860 --> 00:05:22,520 You needed me on this bus. 97 00:05:22,760 --> 00:05:23,500 Oh, Blimey. 98 00:05:23,760 --> 00:05:24,760 I have to say one thing. 99 00:05:25,100 --> 00:05:28,220 We might get a load of scum on a Saturday night, but we never get one 100 00:05:28,220 --> 00:05:28,720 inspectors. 101 00:05:37,900 --> 00:05:39,280 Oh, here it finally is. 102 00:05:39,480 --> 00:05:40,280 About the time too. 103 00:05:40,380 --> 00:05:41,020 I'm starving. 104 00:05:48,920 --> 00:05:50,300 Oh, Stan, you're an hour late. 105 00:05:50,340 --> 00:05:51,220 Are you okay, love? 106 00:05:51,360 --> 00:05:52,100 Yeah, of course I am. 107 00:05:52,300 --> 00:05:53,540 Well, where the devil have you been, then? 108 00:05:53,580 --> 00:05:55,060 We've been worried to death, haven't we, Arthur? 109 00:05:55,320 --> 00:05:55,960 Not particularly. 110 00:05:57,460 --> 00:05:58,700 Dad, where are the fish and chips? 111 00:05:59,260 --> 00:06:00,160 I couldn't get them. 112 00:06:00,260 --> 00:06:00,900 I was too late. 113 00:06:01,080 --> 00:06:01,240 You? 114 00:06:01,740 --> 00:06:02,060 For what? 115 00:06:02,400 --> 00:06:04,480 Because I had a run in with hooligans, that's why. 116 00:06:04,680 --> 00:06:05,040 You are there. 117 00:06:05,120 --> 00:06:07,120 I told you something would happen when you didn't come in with supper. 118 00:06:07,440 --> 00:06:08,500 We were worried to death. 119 00:06:08,640 --> 00:06:11,240 Yes, I didn't know whether to call the police or open a can of corned. 120 00:06:12,540 --> 00:06:13,680 Thank you so much. 121 00:06:14,140 --> 00:06:15,220 They were a load of hooligans. 122 00:06:15,500 --> 00:06:16,620 A rough crowd, I tell you. 123 00:06:16,720 --> 00:06:18,080 Oh, don't give me that. 124 00:06:18,140 --> 00:06:20,420 You were delayed massaging with them again with them. 125 00:06:21,980 --> 00:06:22,300 Clippies? 126 00:06:22,520 --> 00:06:23,280 Look at that, man. 127 00:06:23,640 --> 00:06:24,500 Those are stripes, boy. 128 00:06:24,740 --> 00:06:25,820 I'll tell you something, dear mother. 129 00:06:28,700 --> 00:06:30,100 This is my shirt all the time. 130 00:06:31,540 --> 00:06:32,300 Look at this. 131 00:06:35,080 --> 00:06:36,740 Do you think the Clippie did this? 132 00:06:37,180 --> 00:06:38,160 Well, you never know with your luck. 133 00:06:39,520 --> 00:06:40,600 I think it's terrible. 134 00:06:40,700 --> 00:06:41,400 Look at his pants. 135 00:06:41,500 --> 00:06:42,260 Yeah, what are we going to do? 136 00:06:42,760 --> 00:06:45,100 They're all torn, his pants, at the back. 137 00:06:45,280 --> 00:06:46,300 Yeah, well, I'll tell you something. 138 00:06:46,900 --> 00:06:49,280 They should put real men on those last buses. 139 00:06:50,040 --> 00:06:52,680 I mean, there's only one way to handle a crowd, a guy, and that's to face 140 00:06:52,680 --> 00:06:52,820 them. 141 00:06:53,460 --> 00:06:54,100 I dig it. 142 00:06:54,440 --> 00:06:56,980 Judging by the girth of your pants, we can all tell which way you were 143 00:06:56,980 --> 00:06:57,280 facing. 144 00:06:58,120 --> 00:07:00,020 I know you want an umbrella, my love. 145 00:07:00,260 --> 00:07:01,860 You can do a lot of danger with an umbrella. 146 00:07:03,100 --> 00:07:05,180 It's very good for defending yourself. 147 00:07:05,920 --> 00:07:09,740 Yeah, mom always made me wear one so I could defend my honor. 148 00:07:13,740 --> 00:07:14,720 Has she ever used it? 149 00:07:14,940 --> 00:07:15,680 Only when it rained. 150 00:07:17,940 --> 00:07:19,880 Well, I tell you something, something has to be done. 151 00:07:20,220 --> 00:07:20,860 Do you know what, mom? 152 00:07:21,040 --> 00:07:23,780 A guy was putting his head on me and he slammed him against the bus. 153 00:07:23,780 --> 00:07:26,580 Well I can tell you something mate, he sure wouldn't have done that 154 00:07:26,580 --> 00:07:26,840 me. 155 00:07:27,240 --> 00:07:29,180 He couldn't, you have nothing here to complain about. 156 00:07:31,300 --> 00:07:35,160 I'm here to tell you that getting lit on top is a sign of male virility. 157 00:07:36,440 --> 00:07:37,200 Not always. 158 00:07:38,660 --> 00:07:40,480 Yes, well you need some other requirements. 159 00:07:41,200 --> 00:07:42,800 Well, I think it's terrible. 160 00:07:43,060 --> 00:07:44,660 My position could have been hurt. 161 00:07:44,720 --> 00:07:45,740 Thank you, mom, you were right. 162 00:07:46,100 --> 00:07:47,300 Well, they have to do something. 163 00:07:47,460 --> 00:07:49,560 They can't live on your sick salary. 164 00:07:51,360 --> 00:07:53,060 And then a lot of hooligans. 165 00:07:53,540 --> 00:07:55,760 Yeah, well, there's a lot of violence about these days, my friend. 166 00:07:55,800 --> 00:07:58,880 Well, if you ask me, it's the pill that causes it. 167 00:07:59,720 --> 00:08:02,160 What you talk about a lot. 168 00:08:02,460 --> 00:08:03,920 Oh, Blimey, Mom, that's stupid. 169 00:08:03,960 --> 00:08:08,700 Well now if it wasn't for the pill half these lights would be at home 170 00:08:08,700 --> 00:08:09,800 change diapers. 171 00:08:12,980 --> 00:08:16,400 Well, I still think your bus company should do something. 172 00:08:16,600 --> 00:08:17,620 What, about the pill? 173 00:08:17,620 --> 00:08:18,920 No, about the pill. 174 00:08:19,780 --> 00:08:22,640 I mean, we can't have this every Saturday night, never knowing if 175 00:08:22,640 --> 00:08:23,840 We'll get our fish and chips. 176 00:08:24,580 --> 00:08:26,760 Don't worry, Arthur, the union will take it. 177 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:28,460 They're doing something, man, I'm telling you. 178 00:08:29,160 --> 00:08:29,840 It's a joke. 179 00:08:29,880 --> 00:08:31,620 Your union can't even protect you from the government. 180 00:08:32,380 --> 00:08:34,900 Well, if they don't, we'll all go out on unofficial strike. 181 00:08:35,059 --> 00:08:37,000 Oh, Stan, you can't do that. 182 00:08:37,080 --> 00:08:37,220 For what? 183 00:08:37,539 --> 00:08:40,380 Well, Barbara Carson might come and take our furniture away. 184 00:08:41,679 --> 00:08:43,020 What a lovely family, isn't it? 185 00:08:43,100 --> 00:08:44,800 Well, I expect something to be done about it. 186 00:08:44,800 --> 00:08:47,680 Well, I'm sorry, love, it's corned beef and cocoa. 187 00:08:48,200 --> 00:08:49,560 Carry on, love, have the box. 188 00:08:50,140 --> 00:08:52,580 Oh, let's forget the corned beef, let's just make cocoa. 189 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:53,780 No food? 190 00:08:54,140 --> 00:08:56,640 Oh, Arthur, I'll need something to put me to sleep. 191 00:08:56,800 --> 00:08:56,960 Always. 192 00:08:59,280 --> 00:09:00,480 Well, maybe you're right. 193 00:09:00,920 --> 00:09:02,380 Better open the corned beef for me. 194 00:09:06,520 --> 00:09:07,700 I'll have tea then, Jackson. 195 00:09:09,520 --> 00:09:11,340 Come to think of it, you'll get the tea, man. 196 00:09:11,340 --> 00:09:14,600 Hello, darlings, I see you saved a few seats for us, huh? 197 00:09:14,720 --> 00:09:15,720 How's it going in love, okay? 198 00:09:15,840 --> 00:09:16,620 Oh, you know yet? 199 00:09:16,700 --> 00:09:19,060 Always got two weeks of training before passing us. 200 00:09:19,440 --> 00:09:22,020 I'll tell you what, one night with us and you'll get your art degree 201 00:09:22,020 --> 00:09:22,200 now. 202 00:09:22,580 --> 00:09:24,440 Be careful, you could lose your good conduct medal. 203 00:09:24,600 --> 00:09:26,840 Oh, no, I won't, man, I'll keep it under lock and key. 204 00:09:28,020 --> 00:09:30,520 And the four of us going out tonight, then, huh? 205 00:09:30,560 --> 00:09:31,600 Oh, well, I don't know. 206 00:09:31,760 --> 00:09:32,840 We will have to think about it. 207 00:09:33,220 --> 00:09:34,820 Come on, Joyce, let's go quickly. 208 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:38,720 Oh, Blimey, man, I think we're whipping the den too, Jack. 209 00:09:38,720 --> 00:09:41,220 Don't be ridiculous, this blonde female dog is crazy about me. 210 00:09:41,420 --> 00:09:42,880 Only, she doesn't know it yet, that's all. 211 00:09:43,780 --> 00:09:44,760 Get out of the way. 212 00:09:45,560 --> 00:09:46,560 Pay attention now. 213 00:09:47,520 --> 00:09:49,020 Official notice here from the office. 214 00:09:49,160 --> 00:09:50,500 Hold on, the Führer is speaking. 215 00:09:52,060 --> 00:09:56,080 Oi, Blakey, what did management do about this hooliganism thing on a 216 00:09:56,080 --> 00:09:57,000 Saturday night, you know? 217 00:09:57,140 --> 00:09:58,520 It's all up there on the notice, man. 218 00:09:59,420 --> 00:10:02,340 Management, in their infinite wisdom, has decided that in view of the 219 00:10:02,340 --> 00:10:05,220 Attacks on the private person of the Busman, they will be trained to 220 00:10:05,220 --> 00:10:05,820 defend yourself. 221 00:10:05,940 --> 00:10:06,720 Yeah, let's take a look at that. 222 00:10:06,780 --> 00:10:07,620 Yeah, what do you say, Jack? 223 00:10:08,160 --> 00:10:09,360 Here, listen to this, guys. 224 00:10:10,100 --> 00:10:14,300 All those wishing to avail themselves of a series of lessons in judo and karate 225 00:10:14,300 --> 00:10:15,300 should sign below. 226 00:10:15,700 --> 00:10:17,580 These will be given by a qualified expert. 227 00:10:18,500 --> 00:10:18,920 Who is it? 228 00:10:19,360 --> 00:10:19,860 It's me. 229 00:10:21,380 --> 00:10:21,820 You? 230 00:10:25,900 --> 00:10:26,340 You? 231 00:10:27,200 --> 00:10:30,320 It just so happens, man, I've done a deep study of the subject. 232 00:10:30,680 --> 00:10:32,940 I train men in the military in unarmed combat. 233 00:10:33,560 --> 00:10:36,100 Well, that'll leave me out, man, because I don't believe in violence. 234 00:10:36,700 --> 00:10:37,300 Since when? 235 00:10:37,900 --> 00:10:40,600 Since last Saturday night when that Lout threw the gearbox at me. 236 00:10:42,440 --> 00:10:44,560 My motto is make love, not war. 237 00:10:45,340 --> 00:10:48,280 Well I tell you, it won't make me roll in a bat on hard ground, break me 238 00:10:48,280 --> 00:10:48,540 neck. 239 00:10:48,920 --> 00:10:51,380 It's okay, man, we're going to have a nice soft mattress here, 240 00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:51,740 it's okay. 241 00:10:51,840 --> 00:10:53,880 You're not going to get any of the guys to sign that, you know. 242 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:56,020 This is a typical managerial trick, innit? 243 00:10:56,180 --> 00:10:57,360 Here, here, let's make a cup of tea, Jack. 244 00:10:57,360 --> 00:10:57,820 Carry on, then. 245 00:11:02,400 --> 00:11:02,800 Here. 246 00:11:05,240 --> 00:11:06,860 Hey, these two birds are reporting it. 247 00:11:07,160 --> 00:11:09,720 Yeah, well, I think I'll give myself a nickname and everything. 248 00:11:10,760 --> 00:11:12,900 I wouldn't mind rolling around in a bat on a mattress with the two of them. 249 00:11:15,160 --> 00:11:16,940 Don't roll in a bat in a Boston crab. 250 00:11:17,580 --> 00:11:17,840 No. 251 00:11:18,600 --> 00:11:19,180 Carry on, then. 252 00:11:19,480 --> 00:11:20,420 Hey, now, wait a minute, now. 253 00:11:21,020 --> 00:11:23,120 Hey, now wait a minute. 254 00:11:23,380 --> 00:11:24,160 Get out of here. 255 00:11:28,360 --> 00:11:54,700 Well come on 256 00:11:54,700 --> 00:11:56,600 On, then, it's half past five. 257 00:11:56,840 --> 00:11:59,380 Where is the combat inspector, the self-defense assistant? 258 00:11:59,500 --> 00:11:59,940 He's late. 259 00:12:00,240 --> 00:12:01,980 It was probably made on its way here. 260 00:12:02,260 --> 00:12:04,740 Yeah, well, give us a little more time to discuss birds, huh? 261 00:12:04,940 --> 00:12:05,360 Yeah, okay. 262 00:12:06,100 --> 00:12:10,080 Ah, look, it must be thirsty work, all this vigilante love, so what 263 00:12:10,080 --> 00:12:11,520 to go out for a drink after that? 264 00:12:11,760 --> 00:12:14,180 Well, I mean, we don't know much about you two, do we? 265 00:12:14,180 --> 00:12:15,760 Oh, get out of it. 266 00:12:15,860 --> 00:12:17,340 Stan is the best bus folk, isn't he? 267 00:12:17,540 --> 00:12:17,700 Yeah. 268 00:12:17,840 --> 00:12:19,020 It always stops on demand. 269 00:12:19,600 --> 00:12:20,680 Just stick your hand. 270 00:12:22,500 --> 00:12:24,220 The only problem is I can't see in the dark. 271 00:12:25,780 --> 00:12:26,740 Well, what about it, then? 272 00:12:26,820 --> 00:12:27,200 I'm eager to. 273 00:12:27,260 --> 00:12:28,640 Well, we'll think about it. 274 00:12:28,780 --> 00:12:29,140 Yeah. 275 00:12:29,320 --> 00:12:30,720 Oh, look, here comes the inspector. 276 00:12:31,100 --> 00:12:32,360 Oh, time back too. 277 00:12:32,760 --> 00:12:33,540 Shoot this man. 278 00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:33,880 Eh? 279 00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:35,080 Get out of this man, come on. 280 00:12:35,100 --> 00:12:36,040 Very good, okay. 281 00:12:37,340 --> 00:12:37,860 Get off. 282 00:12:42,340 --> 00:12:44,460 You all gather together now, we'll get started quickly. 283 00:12:48,620 --> 00:12:54,620 Oh, Blimey, he has his pajamas on. 284 00:12:55,520 --> 00:12:57,260 Come on, done everything here. 285 00:12:57,780 --> 00:12:59,520 Nice big semi-circle here, please. 286 00:13:00,840 --> 00:13:01,780 Sorry, love, sit over there. 287 00:13:01,800 --> 00:13:02,580 No, I'll step aside. 288 00:13:02,640 --> 00:13:03,440 All about your lumps. 289 00:13:04,520 --> 00:13:05,580 Nice and comfortable. 290 00:13:06,660 --> 00:13:07,320 Appreciate it, love. 291 00:13:08,100 --> 00:13:08,440 Now then. 292 00:13:09,280 --> 00:13:14,520 The quickest way to teach self-defense is a karate method known as 293 00:13:14,520 --> 00:13:15,040 Atomite. 294 00:13:15,360 --> 00:13:16,020 What is the atomite? 295 00:13:16,300 --> 00:13:17,200 It's Japanese, man. 296 00:13:17,740 --> 00:13:18,480 Get out. 297 00:13:18,520 --> 00:13:19,400 It shows now. 298 00:13:19,920 --> 00:13:20,680 What do you mean? 299 00:13:20,740 --> 00:13:21,420 And how do you know? 300 00:13:21,920 --> 00:13:25,160 Well, I told you I've done a deep study of this subject, man. 301 00:13:25,660 --> 00:13:26,940 Where do you think I got this black belt from? 302 00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:28,760 You cut the straps, right? 303 00:13:30,440 --> 00:13:31,800 No, he has them underneath. 304 00:13:32,960 --> 00:13:33,520 Now then. 305 00:13:34,100 --> 00:13:39,080 Now I have brought a chart here to show you the most sensitive parts of 306 00:13:39,080 --> 00:13:39,700 the human body. 307 00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:40,340 RIGHT? 308 00:13:41,500 --> 00:13:43,500 I have copies over there on the table. 309 00:13:43,880 --> 00:13:46,540 You can all take one when you go to study them yourself 310 00:13:46,540 --> 00:13:46,860 convenience. 311 00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:47,460 Hey, just a minute. 312 00:13:47,520 --> 00:13:48,560 Is it a man or a woman? 313 00:13:51,020 --> 00:13:53,440 Now what possible difference can this make? 314 00:13:54,080 --> 00:13:56,100 Oh, Blimey, you've led a sheltered life, haven't you? 315 00:13:59,280 --> 00:14:00,120 Now be careful. 316 00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:05,160 Now I want you to imagine that this is one of them ignorant louts coming 317 00:14:05,160 --> 00:14:05,880 you at the end of the bus. 318 00:14:05,980 --> 00:14:06,680 Oh, they're starving. 319 00:14:06,800 --> 00:14:09,600 I mean, if he walked around like that, he would be made for indecent exposure. 320 00:14:10,920 --> 00:14:11,940 Not this one, right? 321 00:14:11,940 --> 00:14:12,940 He has nothing to show. 322 00:14:14,060 --> 00:14:19,220 The basic theory of karate is that you apply maximum pressure to one of the 323 00:14:19,220 --> 00:14:20,640 These sore spots, right? 324 00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:21,840 The atomic. 325 00:14:22,160 --> 00:14:26,960 And you do this with the edge of your hand, known as Shuto, otherwise known 326 00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:27,800 Like the chop, right? 327 00:14:28,540 --> 00:14:28,900 Ato! 328 00:14:28,900 --> 00:14:29,260 Ato! 329 00:14:29,420 --> 00:14:29,660 Ato! 330 00:14:29,820 --> 00:14:30,060 Ato! 331 00:14:30,060 --> 00:14:32,080 Like that. 332 00:14:33,220 --> 00:14:35,960 There's no point at all like this or that, right? 333 00:14:36,180 --> 00:14:37,360 Not unless you're cutting flies. 334 00:14:40,060 --> 00:14:42,120 Everyone stand up and form a circle around the edge of the mat, will you? 335 00:14:43,140 --> 00:14:44,700 We're going to have a little demonstration now. 336 00:14:47,020 --> 00:14:48,340 Butler, you come here, man. 337 00:14:48,460 --> 00:14:48,820 Who, me? 338 00:14:49,260 --> 00:14:49,700 For what? 339 00:14:49,900 --> 00:14:50,940 You are going to be the demonstration. 340 00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:51,400 Oh. 341 00:14:51,860 --> 00:14:52,200 Right away. 342 00:14:52,560 --> 00:14:57,660 Now what I'm going to do is I'm going to try to make a cut with my truss 343 00:14:57,660 --> 00:14:58,160 Your atom. 344 00:14:58,240 --> 00:14:59,100 I'll try to find it, right? 345 00:14:59,100 --> 00:14:59,240 Yeah. 346 00:14:59,380 --> 00:15:00,380 Not if I find yours first. 347 00:15:03,640 --> 00:15:04,040 Yeah. 348 00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:05,560 I'm going to give you a light cut now. 349 00:15:05,640 --> 00:15:05,780 Yeah. 350 00:15:05,960 --> 00:15:07,240 On your carteroid artery. 351 00:15:07,360 --> 00:15:07,720 Yeah, yeah. 352 00:15:07,900 --> 00:15:09,460 That's number five on the board over there, right? 353 00:15:09,660 --> 00:15:10,160 Right, right. 354 00:15:10,480 --> 00:15:10,700 Ato! 355 00:15:10,840 --> 00:15:11,040 Ooh! 356 00:15:13,600 --> 00:15:16,540 Now you see, I stood at the time. 357 00:15:17,340 --> 00:15:19,740 Otherwise, I could very easily kill my opponent. 358 00:15:20,540 --> 00:15:21,520 Unless, of course... 359 00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:24,160 Unless, of course, the temptation proves too much. 360 00:15:27,240 --> 00:15:27,640 RIGHT. 361 00:15:28,080 --> 00:15:28,560 NOW. 362 00:15:29,120 --> 00:15:29,980 You have a try, right? 363 00:15:30,360 --> 00:15:30,520 Yeah. 364 00:15:30,860 --> 00:15:31,860 Now imagine... 365 00:15:32,320 --> 00:15:34,660 Imagine I'm one of those big, big, ignorant louts coming to you. 366 00:15:34,760 --> 00:15:35,780 Well, it's easy to get started. 367 00:15:37,260 --> 00:15:37,580 Ready? 368 00:15:37,800 --> 00:15:38,820 Make a cut to my atom. 369 00:15:38,960 --> 00:15:39,900 Here, here, or there, right? 370 00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:40,520 Sensory point. 371 00:15:40,720 --> 00:15:40,920 Right, right. 372 00:15:46,700 --> 00:15:47,600 Okay, I mean, it hurts. 373 00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:50,720 It's because you're doing everything wrong, man. 374 00:15:50,860 --> 00:15:51,220 THANKS. 375 00:15:51,480 --> 00:15:53,020 Can anyone tell me what it's doing wrong? 376 00:15:53,140 --> 00:15:53,300 No. 377 00:15:54,140 --> 00:15:55,540 He surrenders with his eyes, man. 378 00:15:55,580 --> 00:15:57,040 I can tell what you are going to do by your eyes. 379 00:15:57,160 --> 00:15:57,380 Yeah. 380 00:15:57,780 --> 00:15:59,020 And if they're bloodshot, he's done it. 381 00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:02,240 Now shut up, Jack. 382 00:16:02,700 --> 00:16:03,320 Just a minute. 383 00:16:03,700 --> 00:16:05,920 What did you mean by giving me eyes, Gordon? 384 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:08,340 Well your eyes are looking straight at where you're going to hit 385 00:16:08,340 --> 00:16:08,860 every time. 386 00:16:09,260 --> 00:16:09,600 Oh. 387 00:16:09,980 --> 00:16:10,740 Can we have another one then? 388 00:16:10,880 --> 00:16:11,120 All right. 389 00:16:11,360 --> 00:16:12,220 Okay, are you ready then? 390 00:16:12,420 --> 00:16:12,760 RIGHT. 391 00:16:16,320 --> 00:16:16,900 No, no. 392 00:16:17,540 --> 00:16:17,820 No. 393 00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:20,580 It hurts. 394 00:16:24,060 --> 00:16:24,960 It hurts, doesn't it? 395 00:16:25,640 --> 00:16:25,980 No. 396 00:16:26,520 --> 00:16:27,540 It was cheating, man. 397 00:16:27,540 --> 00:16:30,820 He was looking in two places at the same time. 398 00:16:32,820 --> 00:16:34,980 This is a little tip I picked up while snogging in the park. 399 00:16:37,020 --> 00:16:41,580 Yes, well there are various other methods of self defense, but I'll get to that 400 00:16:41,580 --> 00:16:42,140 currently. 401 00:16:42,540 --> 00:16:45,660 Now, in the meantime, I'd like to see what some of you would do if you 402 00:16:45,660 --> 00:16:46,100 were attacked. 403 00:16:46,300 --> 00:16:46,740 Oi, oi. 404 00:16:47,160 --> 00:16:48,040 Where are you going then? 405 00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:50,180 You'll have to get your hands on me, man. 406 00:16:50,740 --> 00:16:52,520 I've had a lot of tea waiting for you, you know. 407 00:16:54,440 --> 00:16:57,040 Yes, well we can't all wait until he comes back, can we? 408 00:16:57,600 --> 00:17:00,260 Now, in the meantime, I would like to see what some young women would do if 409 00:17:00,260 --> 00:17:00,680 You have been attacked. 410 00:17:00,760 --> 00:17:02,680 Would anyone really like to volunteer? 411 00:17:04,520 --> 00:17:05,440 Thank you very much, miss. 412 00:17:05,920 --> 00:17:06,579 Very kind of you. 413 00:17:06,680 --> 00:17:08,339 Every guy likes to come and... 414 00:17:08,339 --> 00:17:08,560 Yes? 415 00:17:08,660 --> 00:17:10,020 Yeah, I'll force myself if you ask. 416 00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:11,079 Get out of here. 417 00:17:11,140 --> 00:17:11,980 Go ahead, I'll be here first. 418 00:17:12,420 --> 00:17:13,040 It's the right one. 419 00:17:13,260 --> 00:17:13,380 Yeah. 420 00:17:14,099 --> 00:17:17,300 Now what I want you to do, miss, is try to look for one of his sensitives 421 00:17:17,300 --> 00:17:17,760 points, right? 422 00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:18,880 Yeah, well that shouldn't be too difficult. 423 00:17:21,400 --> 00:17:22,599 Go through it with your chute, though. 424 00:17:22,720 --> 00:17:23,240 Yeah, okay. 425 00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:24,060 RIGHT. 426 00:17:26,940 --> 00:17:28,180 Yeah, I wasn't ready. 427 00:17:28,360 --> 00:17:28,740 It's... 428 00:17:28,740 --> 00:17:29,000 Time! 429 00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:30,220 Come on! 430 00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:32,680 Time! 431 00:17:33,020 --> 00:17:33,820 Come on! 432 00:17:35,500 --> 00:17:37,080 It was absolutely lovely. 433 00:17:37,720 --> 00:17:39,480 I couldn't have done better than that myself. 434 00:17:40,240 --> 00:17:41,120 Yeah, that's not fair. 435 00:17:41,600 --> 00:17:43,060 She is an expert in karate. 436 00:17:43,460 --> 00:17:47,060 Well, I've never done karate in my life, but I did five years of judo. 437 00:17:47,080 --> 00:17:47,820 Only five years? 438 00:17:47,920 --> 00:17:48,960 Blimey, you were a quick learner. 439 00:17:51,100 --> 00:17:52,160 It's not ugly, man. 440 00:17:52,540 --> 00:17:53,620 Fellas, I feel much better now. 441 00:17:53,680 --> 00:17:54,120 What is happening? 442 00:17:54,480 --> 00:17:54,940 What is happening? 443 00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:58,720 Well, this young lady here very kindly showed us what she would do if she 444 00:17:58,720 --> 00:17:59,240 was attacked. 445 00:17:59,480 --> 00:17:59,780 Oh yeah? 446 00:18:01,120 --> 00:18:03,980 I don't suppose you'd like to come and try to attack him, would you? 447 00:18:05,060 --> 00:18:05,320 Me? 448 00:18:06,500 --> 00:18:06,780 Yeah. 449 00:18:09,080 --> 00:18:09,880 Go ahead, get up. 450 00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:12,700 Now look, love, look, I don't want to hurt you, okay? 451 00:18:12,780 --> 00:18:13,360 Oh, no, everything's fine. 452 00:18:13,500 --> 00:18:13,780 It's good. 453 00:18:13,820 --> 00:18:15,260 If I do, you start screaming. 454 00:18:15,400 --> 00:18:16,100 I'll pack it soon. 455 00:18:16,320 --> 00:18:17,160 I'm going to play the white man. 456 00:18:17,260 --> 00:18:17,500 RIGHT. 457 00:18:17,740 --> 00:18:19,860 Now what I want you to do is take a take for her, right? 458 00:18:20,820 --> 00:18:21,700 I will participate. 459 00:18:23,680 --> 00:18:25,240 I think we will all enjoy this. 460 00:18:26,020 --> 00:18:26,580 Are you ready? 461 00:18:26,700 --> 00:18:27,520 I'll catch you for you, my love. 462 00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:28,140 I'll tell you when I'm coming. 463 00:18:28,220 --> 00:18:28,620 Here we go. 464 00:18:28,720 --> 00:18:28,940 RIGHT. 465 00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:30,440 Oh, Blimey! 466 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:31,800 Oh, oh, oh. 467 00:18:31,980 --> 00:18:34,600 Now, now it's a Japanese takeover. 468 00:18:34,960 --> 00:18:36,160 Now this is very powerful. 469 00:18:36,500 --> 00:18:40,040 Aside from the choke effect, he could very easily break his opponent's neck 470 00:18:40,040 --> 00:18:40,340 with that. 471 00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:44,380 Now, now, Miss, if he tries to hit you or hit you in any way, sharp acceleration 472 00:18:44,380 --> 00:18:46,040 enough pressure to stop it. 473 00:18:46,120 --> 00:18:46,800 Oh, God! 474 00:18:47,620 --> 00:18:47,980 Permanently. 475 00:18:49,340 --> 00:18:50,060 Oh, Blimey. 476 00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:51,140 Oh, my dear, oh, my dear. 477 00:18:51,140 --> 00:18:51,860 God! 478 00:18:52,240 --> 00:18:52,640 Oh, my dear, oh, my dear. 479 00:18:52,940 --> 00:18:53,140 Oh! 480 00:18:54,260 --> 00:18:55,720 That was a kick, Gary. 481 00:18:56,160 --> 00:18:57,020 My Gary Kee-Agry. 482 00:18:57,560 --> 00:18:57,820 Oh! 483 00:18:58,520 --> 00:18:59,440 A radical ankle. 484 00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:01,320 Very well done. 485 00:19:01,620 --> 00:19:02,220 Oh dear. 486 00:19:03,180 --> 00:19:03,580 Ah! 487 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:06,240 And he was a great leader. 488 00:19:06,780 --> 00:19:07,180 Perfect. 489 00:19:07,300 --> 00:19:08,480 A perfect head chef. 490 00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:10,720 All right. 491 00:19:11,180 --> 00:19:12,340 I appreciated that. 492 00:19:12,540 --> 00:19:14,000 I can't tell you how much I enjoyed it. 493 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:14,980 It was absolutely lovely. 494 00:19:15,880 --> 00:19:18,360 All right, we'll have a break for five minutes for tea now, and we'll 495 00:19:18,360 --> 00:19:19,720 Come back, we can have another shot afterwards, right? 496 00:19:26,220 --> 00:19:26,860 Oh, Blimey! 497 00:19:28,940 --> 00:19:30,460 God, Blimey, Jack, what happened there, man? 498 00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:31,740 It's okay, you didn't hurt him. 499 00:19:31,960 --> 00:19:32,300 Oh, good. 500 00:19:34,920 --> 00:19:35,940 I've had enough, man. 501 00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:36,800 I'm going out to rest. 502 00:19:36,880 --> 00:19:37,360 I don't know about you. 503 00:19:38,540 --> 00:19:39,080 Are you coming? 504 00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:41,480 No, I still think we have a chance with these birds. 505 00:19:41,940 --> 00:19:43,220 You must be out of your mind, man. 506 00:19:43,260 --> 00:19:44,440 We never take liberties with them. 507 00:19:44,540 --> 00:19:46,640 No, but hopefully they might bring freedoms with us. 508 00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:50,180 Oh, Blimey, I don't even have the strength for that, man. 509 00:19:50,240 --> 00:19:51,820 Oh, where are my shoes? 510 00:19:51,940 --> 00:19:52,320 Over there. 511 00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:53,200 Okay, here. 512 00:19:53,920 --> 00:19:54,940 Don't forget your chart. 513 00:19:55,140 --> 00:19:55,600 Which graph? 514 00:19:56,080 --> 00:19:56,860 Oh, that chart, yes. 515 00:19:57,300 --> 00:19:58,300 I'll see you later then, Jack. 516 00:20:02,780 --> 00:20:04,000 Sit here, mom, watch. 517 00:20:04,340 --> 00:20:05,340 Oh, I say. 518 00:20:05,820 --> 00:20:08,420 Oh, you have a nasty bump there, my love. 519 00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:10,540 Oh, I'll put a cold compress on that. 520 00:20:10,540 --> 00:20:11,800 It's okay, I wouldn't worry about anything. 521 00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:12,280 No, I will. 522 00:20:12,280 --> 00:20:13,040 I'll put it on. 523 00:20:13,120 --> 00:20:13,740 It will be better for you. 524 00:20:13,740 --> 00:20:14,720 Oh, what are you doing? 525 00:20:14,720 --> 00:20:15,260 Oh, Blimey! 526 00:20:15,640 --> 00:20:16,960 Does it hurt, love? 527 00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:18,800 No, the cold water went all over my face. 528 00:20:18,980 --> 00:20:20,280 Oh, I'm sorry, I like it. 529 00:20:20,340 --> 00:20:20,880 Evening, everything. 530 00:20:21,420 --> 00:20:22,000 Evening, mom. 531 00:20:23,420 --> 00:20:24,200 What's up with you? 532 00:20:24,540 --> 00:20:26,500 Haven't had Rob with eyes on your bus yet? 533 00:20:26,860 --> 00:20:29,460 No, he had a lesson in self-defense. 534 00:20:30,420 --> 00:20:31,220 Self-defense? 535 00:20:31,620 --> 00:20:34,060 You would have been better off with the hooligans, if all they did was rip your pants. 536 00:20:34,840 --> 00:20:36,880 No, we had a karate lesson. 537 00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:38,920 Our inspector is a bit of an expert. 538 00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:41,780 Look, Arthur, Stan brought home a chart about karate. 539 00:20:41,780 --> 00:20:44,860 Did you know I have 18 sensitive spots on my body? 540 00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:48,920 God, so I never noticed. 541 00:20:49,340 --> 00:20:50,760 Well, they're all marked there. 542 00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:52,280 That's who I bought. 543 00:20:52,420 --> 00:20:53,760 What a load of codswallop. 544 00:20:54,160 --> 00:20:55,580 It's not codswallop, man. 545 00:20:55,900 --> 00:20:58,380 If you study this chart correctly, Blimey, you can kill people. 546 00:20:58,740 --> 00:21:00,120 Yes, they made it easier. 547 00:21:00,300 --> 00:21:01,940 Like painting by numbers. 548 00:21:02,900 --> 00:21:05,540 Oh, see, if anything comes from you, give it a good punch his number 549 00:21:05,540 --> 00:21:05,860 four. 550 00:21:06,740 --> 00:21:08,820 If that doesn't work, you cut him in his number seven. 551 00:21:09,180 --> 00:21:11,220 And if that doesn't work, you knee him his number nine. 552 00:21:12,360 --> 00:21:15,480 Then you have legs 11, shout full house and bingo. 553 00:21:17,740 --> 00:21:19,680 I should really study this chart. 554 00:21:19,780 --> 00:21:20,500 What the hell? 555 00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:21,820 Well, you never know, Arthur. 556 00:21:21,920 --> 00:21:23,440 This might be useful some nights. 557 00:21:23,520 --> 00:21:23,620 Always. 558 00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:28,880 Well I could defend myself if a man jumps out of the bushes on a black 559 00:21:28,880 --> 00:21:29,280 night. 560 00:21:29,480 --> 00:21:30,720 Should have been a pretty dark night. 561 00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:34,220 That's not a very nice thing to say. 562 00:21:34,380 --> 00:21:35,800 Stan, pick up your sister. 563 00:21:36,100 --> 00:21:37,800 Shouldn't be a dark night, right? 564 00:21:37,840 --> 00:21:38,460 Not necessary. 565 00:21:38,460 --> 00:21:40,620 A foggy one would do the trick. 566 00:21:42,920 --> 00:21:44,340 No, I was only joking, my love. 567 00:21:44,900 --> 00:21:46,120 Does this really work? 568 00:21:46,320 --> 00:21:47,660 No, it's a twaddle load. 569 00:21:47,940 --> 00:21:49,060 It's not Twaddle. 570 00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:50,380 I'll show you, Rolly. 571 00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:54,220 It's like what that guy 007 did, you know, in the James Bond pictures, you 572 00:21:54,220 --> 00:21:54,360 know. 573 00:21:54,720 --> 00:21:57,020 Now you put your thumb in there like that because it makes it harder, is that 574 00:21:57,020 --> 00:21:57,240 there? 575 00:21:57,440 --> 00:21:58,880 You see, it's called a shoot-o. 576 00:21:59,240 --> 00:22:00,640 You see, now you will... 577 00:22:00,640 --> 00:22:00,920 Huzzah! 578 00:22:01,180 --> 00:22:02,960 Oh, my. 579 00:22:03,180 --> 00:22:04,320 Totally love that, don't you, mumsy? 580 00:22:05,040 --> 00:22:06,460 No, no, that's what you're supposed to do. 581 00:22:06,480 --> 00:22:07,420 Put the wind you see. 582 00:22:07,420 --> 00:22:09,360 Now, these are your vital places here, see. 583 00:22:09,600 --> 00:22:11,500 Now don't look at me like that, Arthur. 584 00:22:11,580 --> 00:22:12,540 You always make fun. 585 00:22:12,580 --> 00:22:13,340 Come here, love, come here. 586 00:22:13,620 --> 00:22:14,860 Now I'm going to show you what it is. 587 00:22:15,020 --> 00:22:17,220 Now these are my two sensitive spots here, you see. 588 00:22:17,360 --> 00:22:18,760 Now you're attacking me there, see. 589 00:22:18,760 --> 00:22:20,260 Now, now be careful, she might hurt you. 590 00:22:20,320 --> 00:22:21,120 No, no, no. 591 00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:23,620 The inspector taught me to counter all blows on how to stop everything. 592 00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:24,680 Okay, you go, continue. 593 00:22:26,920 --> 00:22:27,620 Now see what I mean? 594 00:22:27,780 --> 00:22:28,100 Yes. 595 00:22:29,480 --> 00:22:30,280 Do you see what I mean? 596 00:22:30,280 --> 00:22:30,520 Yes. 597 00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:33,240 Now she... 598 00:22:35,380 --> 00:22:36,900 She always loses her temper. 599 00:22:36,900 --> 00:22:37,340 Oh! 600 00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:44,120 Oh, be careful, be careful, be gone, be gone. 601 00:22:44,520 --> 00:22:45,920 He did well, didn't he? 602 00:22:46,080 --> 00:22:47,020 He works. 603 00:22:54,020 --> 00:22:54,420 Oh. 604 00:22:55,880 --> 00:22:56,900 Hello, Arthur. 605 00:22:56,980 --> 00:22:57,840 Come for Stan. 606 00:22:58,680 --> 00:22:59,400 Is he waiting for you? 607 00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:01,820 No, I set a date for him. 608 00:23:02,420 --> 00:23:03,260 We're onto a good thing. 609 00:23:03,300 --> 00:23:04,300 A few small RAVERS. 610 00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:04,860 Oh. 611 00:23:04,880 --> 00:23:05,780 Come here, darlings. 612 00:23:06,900 --> 00:23:09,480 Now he's Stan's brother-in-law, Arthur. 613 00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:10,520 Joyce, Liz. 614 00:23:10,660 --> 00:23:10,920 Good morning. 615 00:23:11,860 --> 00:23:12,440 How are you doing? 616 00:23:13,640 --> 00:23:14,760 They are very nice, aren't they? 617 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:17,540 Well, I think you'll find Stan in the kitchen. 618 00:23:17,740 --> 00:23:18,920 Yeah, okay, Shan won't be for a minute, darlings. 619 00:23:19,340 --> 00:23:20,080 I'll take a look at you. 620 00:23:21,880 --> 00:23:23,480 You live here, right? 621 00:23:27,020 --> 00:23:27,700 Hello, Jack, man. 622 00:23:27,760 --> 00:23:30,620 Listen, what are you doing sitting here with your feet kicking? 623 00:23:30,880 --> 00:23:32,360 Come on, I've got the birds lined up. 624 00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:32,860 Come on, Stan. 625 00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:33,980 Oh, be gone! 626 00:23:35,820 --> 00:23:37,160 Use your bread, man, will you? 627 00:23:37,420 --> 00:23:38,080 Look, look. 628 00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:39,120 What have you done yourself? 629 00:23:39,380 --> 00:23:40,740 Oh, practicing that judo. 630 00:23:40,880 --> 00:23:41,620 I fell awkwardly. 631 00:23:41,680 --> 00:23:44,140 I twisted my ankle and dislocated my shoulder. 632 00:23:44,300 --> 00:23:45,060 How are you? 633 00:23:45,260 --> 00:23:47,760 Now come on, I've got the birds lined up. 634 00:23:47,860 --> 00:23:49,040 Joyce and Liz, they're outside. 635 00:23:49,440 --> 00:23:50,080 Come on. 636 00:23:50,220 --> 00:23:51,120 Where are they? 637 00:23:51,220 --> 00:23:51,500 Go. 638 00:23:51,660 --> 00:23:52,560 You mean you have them in the room now? 639 00:23:52,660 --> 00:23:52,800 Yeah. 640 00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:54,440 Oh, I have to try this, don't I? 641 00:23:54,440 --> 00:23:54,960 I have to try. 642 00:23:55,380 --> 00:23:55,880 Look at his face. 643 00:23:56,240 --> 00:23:56,560 Oh! 644 00:23:58,940 --> 00:23:59,680 You go there. 645 00:23:59,840 --> 00:24:00,300 That's it. 646 00:24:00,760 --> 00:24:01,960 You will find me... 647 00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:04,140 Oh, God Almighty. 648 00:24:04,300 --> 00:24:04,420 No. 649 00:24:05,360 --> 00:24:06,080 I can't do it. 650 00:24:06,140 --> 00:24:06,540 I can't do it. 651 00:24:06,640 --> 00:24:07,380 Oh, come on. 652 00:24:07,460 --> 00:24:08,200 Make the effort. 653 00:24:08,460 --> 00:24:09,320 Think about the birds. 654 00:24:09,740 --> 00:24:12,840 Look, with me ankle like this and me shoulder like this, the rest of me doesn't 655 00:24:12,840 --> 00:24:13,460 Well anyway. 656 00:24:14,560 --> 00:24:15,160 Oh, look. 657 00:24:15,560 --> 00:24:16,140 How is it then? 658 00:24:16,840 --> 00:24:19,780 I'll just have to try and find another guy who has the free night. 659 00:24:20,540 --> 00:24:20,840 Oh. 660 00:24:21,520 --> 00:24:22,400 Well, uh... 661 00:24:22,940 --> 00:24:24,920 Since you mention it, I wonder if, uh... 662 00:24:24,920 --> 00:24:25,760 Oh, Stan! 663 00:24:25,920 --> 00:24:27,880 You must come and help me wash. 664 00:24:28,180 --> 00:24:29,940 Me Chill Blades plays me. 665 00:24:29,960 --> 00:24:30,620 Oh, shut up. 666 00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:32,860 What were you saying, Arthur? 667 00:24:33,940 --> 00:24:34,300 Nothing. 668 00:24:34,460 --> 00:24:35,560 I was, uh... 669 00:24:35,560 --> 00:24:36,440 just have a dream. 670 00:24:37,520 --> 00:24:38,420 Come in, Sunshine. 671 00:24:40,360 --> 00:24:40,800 Too bad. 672 00:24:40,920 --> 00:24:41,480 Better go. 673 00:24:41,640 --> 00:24:42,780 I'll tell you everything in the morning. 674 00:24:43,100 --> 00:24:46,180 Oh I think I'll take the board just in case she gets forgotten where I'm sensitive 675 00:24:46,180 --> 00:24:46,900 The points are. 676 00:24:47,800 --> 00:24:48,160 Oh!