1 00:00:06,800 --> 00:00:08,000 {\an8}Who laughed this time? 2 00:00:13,600 --> 00:00:15,320 {\an8}Now it's one thing after another. 3 00:00:15,440 --> 00:00:16,560 {\an8}Goodness. 4 00:00:16,640 --> 00:00:19,640 {\an8}A man, a woman, lie in their bed. 5 00:00:23,200 --> 00:00:24,920 {\an8}It's somewhat funny. 6 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:28,600 {\an8}Let's continue with information. We'll look at the weather. 7 00:00:32,480 --> 00:00:35,840 Ladies and gentlemen, the fun continues. 8 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:37,200 Something is happening. 9 00:00:37,320 --> 00:00:38,920 -One moment. -Something's coming. 10 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:41,240 Bully's Puppet Box. 11 00:00:44,120 --> 00:00:45,800 -Oh, no. -Oh, no. 12 00:00:45,880 --> 00:00:47,600 The international weather. 13 00:00:48,320 --> 00:00:49,680 -Poland... -Oh. 14 00:00:49,760 --> 00:00:52,360 We just wished, "Let it be over". 15 00:00:52,440 --> 00:00:56,720 The Polish capital was surprised recently by short and strong rainfalls. 16 00:00:57,280 --> 00:01:01,520 It wasn't a surprise, because it was... "War-showers". 17 00:01:03,800 --> 00:01:07,240 After that, the "War-showers" had a few Krakow sausages, 18 00:01:07,280 --> 00:01:09,680 which is Ouzo in Poland. 19 00:01:09,720 --> 00:01:12,880 Greece. By the way, hello, everybody. 20 00:01:12,920 --> 00:01:14,560 My name is Kalispera. 21 00:01:14,640 --> 00:01:19,200 Great wave of heat in Athens in the Sea of Mediterranean. 22 00:01:19,280 --> 00:01:23,520 The old town is moist and humid, a real plague. 23 00:01:23,640 --> 00:01:28,320 Temperatures so high, so high that everyone "creaks". 24 00:01:29,480 --> 00:01:32,840 It's so hot even the kebab is screaming bloody murder. 25 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:35,080 And who foretold all of this? 26 00:01:35,200 --> 00:01:36,600 Right, Greta. 27 00:01:39,400 --> 00:01:40,360 Italy. 28 00:01:40,480 --> 00:01:43,560 Roma, the Pope, the il Papa, 29 00:01:43,640 --> 00:01:47,280 was in a severe hailstorm 30 00:01:47,360 --> 00:01:49,920 without his cowl. 31 00:01:50,080 --> 00:01:53,440 The Popee is now suffering from the cold. 32 00:01:53,520 --> 00:01:56,160 Or as we say, he's now a Pope-sicle. 33 00:02:02,280 --> 00:02:05,400 Radio with us, Kiss FM 99.6, 34 00:02:05,480 --> 00:02:10,600 featuring Bonny Lopez e Discoteca Space... 35 00:02:12,880 --> 00:02:14,160 Bravo. 36 00:02:14,880 --> 00:02:16,840 Gracias y buenas noches. 37 00:02:18,560 --> 00:02:19,680 I'll go get some cake. 38 00:02:19,760 --> 00:02:22,600 -Yes, cake now. Coffee and cake. -Oh, boy. 39 00:02:27,240 --> 00:02:28,440 Can we get some? 40 00:02:29,440 --> 00:02:31,760 -What are you getting? -I need to get something. 41 00:02:31,840 --> 00:02:33,760 -You too? -Yes, I want to do something. 42 00:02:33,880 --> 00:02:35,240 Four in the locker room. 43 00:02:35,320 --> 00:02:36,680 Get out there again... 44 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:51,480 I'd take a cup of coffee, or wine. 45 00:02:51,560 --> 00:02:54,400 Where do you get these things? 46 00:02:56,800 --> 00:02:58,680 -If... -Otto is coming. Oh, God. 47 00:02:58,760 --> 00:03:00,280 Oh, Otto is coming. Is that Otto? 48 00:03:00,360 --> 00:03:03,760 -Dear God. -That'll be the end of me. 49 00:03:04,400 --> 00:03:07,080 Otto... That didn't bode well. 50 00:03:07,160 --> 00:03:12,000 Malevolent, mean, treacherous Otto Waalkes. 51 00:03:12,200 --> 00:03:13,440 Hamburg... 52 00:03:13,800 --> 00:03:15,000 wind speed 12. 53 00:03:25,240 --> 00:03:27,000 Hamburg, wind speed 12... 54 00:03:28,240 --> 00:03:29,440 My hair is soft. 55 00:03:30,840 --> 00:03:33,440 London. Changing flights in the rain... 56 00:03:36,560 --> 00:03:37,880 My hair is soft. 57 00:03:40,160 --> 00:03:42,880 Helsinki. I'm in the men's sauna... 58 00:03:43,560 --> 00:03:45,600 All is stiff, but my hair is soft. 59 00:03:50,760 --> 00:03:51,600 Bravo. 60 00:03:52,960 --> 00:03:57,240 Otto could've read us the phone book or, I don't know, decorated a wall, 61 00:03:57,320 --> 00:04:02,720 I didn't listen to what he was doing, as it was Otto 2.50 meters in front of us. 62 00:04:03,440 --> 00:04:05,560 Short gags are important. Did you notice? 63 00:04:05,640 --> 00:04:07,160 -Great. -It's all happening, dude. 64 00:04:08,240 --> 00:04:11,000 I keep touching my head. I'm so stupid. 65 00:04:11,080 --> 00:04:14,000 I don't quite comprehend this unreal situation, you know. 66 00:04:15,400 --> 00:04:18,120 You mustn't look at it from your point of view, 67 00:04:18,200 --> 00:04:19,960 -but mine. -Yeah. 68 00:04:20,120 --> 00:04:22,680 I said I'd like to do LOL again 69 00:04:22,800 --> 00:04:24,760 and asked, "Is Otto coming?" 70 00:04:24,800 --> 00:04:27,480 I want to get as close as I can when you're performing. 71 00:04:27,560 --> 00:04:29,920 -Nice flattery. You like it? -Rest doesn't matter. 72 00:04:30,040 --> 00:04:32,640 -That's how you have to look at it. -Peace and harmony. 73 00:04:33,760 --> 00:04:35,440 Peeing and harmonicas. 74 00:04:37,800 --> 00:04:41,160 He gets it out and says, "Yeah..." I can't deal with it. 75 00:04:41,360 --> 00:04:43,320 Don't just pull stuff from your pocket. 76 00:04:44,080 --> 00:04:45,800 -Is that not allowed? -It is. 77 00:04:46,360 --> 00:04:48,560 -I knew that... -I can't take it 78 00:04:48,680 --> 00:04:50,920 when he has items in his pocket. 79 00:04:55,040 --> 00:04:58,360 -What about the coffee? -I'll go get it. 80 00:04:58,480 --> 00:05:01,560 It was so... 81 00:05:01,640 --> 00:05:03,600 Time to go blue again. 82 00:05:06,760 --> 00:05:08,320 -Oh, it's them again. -Oh, no. 83 00:05:08,360 --> 00:05:10,240 -Enjoy. -Enjoy. 84 00:05:16,360 --> 00:05:19,760 They looked at us as if they were saying, "There is a seat for you." 85 00:05:19,800 --> 00:05:22,920 I was thinking, "I can't do that or I'll laugh." 86 00:05:27,880 --> 00:05:29,240 Who are they looking at? 87 00:05:29,320 --> 00:05:31,480 -I'm not wearing my glasses. -Ralf. Go there. 88 00:05:31,560 --> 00:05:33,080 -Are they looking at me? -Olaf. 89 00:05:33,160 --> 00:05:34,080 You, Olaf. 90 00:05:36,880 --> 00:05:39,160 I really thought they were looking at me. 91 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:43,600 And as if attracted by magic, I went to them. 92 00:05:44,760 --> 00:05:45,840 Was that a mistake? 93 00:05:50,800 --> 00:05:52,640 Oh, God, that's weird. 94 00:05:59,640 --> 00:06:01,000 That's not good. 95 00:06:01,520 --> 00:06:06,400 I don't know if Olaf Schubert is in cahoots with them, 96 00:06:06,480 --> 00:06:10,440 or if he just trying to fit in to the scenery in slow-motion? 97 00:06:16,640 --> 00:06:18,240 -Oh, boy. -I don't like that. 98 00:06:18,320 --> 00:06:19,560 That's not good. 99 00:06:21,520 --> 00:06:23,800 -Was that planned with Olaf? -No. 100 00:07:01,880 --> 00:07:03,040 That's so sweet. 101 00:07:31,320 --> 00:07:33,400 I thought I'd shit myself. 102 00:07:33,480 --> 00:07:36,440 Don't cut that out. It has to be said. 103 00:07:36,520 --> 00:07:39,120 I thought I'd drop a deuce in my undergarments. 104 00:08:31,720 --> 00:08:32,920 That was the nicest... 105 00:08:33,920 --> 00:08:36,360 round of coffee I've ever had. 106 00:08:56,840 --> 00:08:58,520 Okay, the skit is over. 107 00:09:03,320 --> 00:09:07,720 The aliens have claimed a laughing victim. 108 00:09:07,760 --> 00:09:09,240 -God... -Oh, God. 109 00:09:09,320 --> 00:09:11,320 -The bald head... The thing... -Yeah. 110 00:09:11,400 --> 00:09:13,400 -With the fire extinguisher. -The horror. 111 00:09:13,480 --> 00:09:16,520 -I nearly shat my pants. -But the cap too. 112 00:09:16,600 --> 00:09:19,200 Since you all were paying attention, I'd like do know 113 00:09:19,280 --> 00:09:20,760 if you have a hunch? 114 00:09:20,880 --> 00:09:22,240 I can't tell. 115 00:09:22,320 --> 00:09:25,200 I know how I felt when the fire extinguisher went off, 116 00:09:25,280 --> 00:09:28,280 but I can't tell you what my face looked like then. 117 00:09:28,360 --> 00:09:30,320 -Let's take a look together. -Okay. 118 00:09:37,520 --> 00:09:40,280 I thought I was getting torn apart. 119 00:09:40,360 --> 00:09:43,720 The fire extinguisher skit, nobody saw that coming... 120 00:09:45,880 --> 00:09:47,480 Okay, fine. 121 00:09:50,280 --> 00:09:51,120 Oh, damn. 122 00:09:51,200 --> 00:09:52,200 DAMN! 123 00:09:53,120 --> 00:09:54,880 Quick status report. 124 00:09:55,760 --> 00:10:00,400 {\an8} Hazel, Michael Kessler, Ralf Schmitz, and I still have our two lives. 125 00:10:00,480 --> 00:10:04,200 Then you start to panic and think, "A lot of us still have two lives. 126 00:10:04,320 --> 00:10:06,640 "There's still a long way to go." 127 00:10:06,960 --> 00:10:08,360 Charlie Chaplin once said, 128 00:10:08,480 --> 00:10:10,720 "A day without laughter isn't a real day." 129 00:10:10,760 --> 00:10:12,440 They didn't have LOL though. 130 00:10:17,240 --> 00:10:19,640 Does that sound trigger your entire body, too? 131 00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:22,600 -What body? -Your body. 132 00:10:23,600 --> 00:10:25,160 It's exhausting. 133 00:10:25,240 --> 00:10:29,760 I need a calorie counter to see how much energy I've burned 134 00:10:29,880 --> 00:10:31,520 with this nonsense. 135 00:10:37,240 --> 00:10:38,200 Who put that there? 136 00:10:38,640 --> 00:10:40,520 -Probably your mother. -It's funny. 137 00:10:40,600 --> 00:10:42,640 -Funny. -She usually... 138 00:10:42,720 --> 00:10:45,480 -Is it just as big? -What was your worst nickname? 139 00:10:45,520 --> 00:10:47,640 -Yours is bigger. -Mine's bigger? 140 00:10:47,760 --> 00:10:50,640 It was really big. 141 00:10:53,840 --> 00:10:54,760 Not so loud. 142 00:10:55,600 --> 00:10:59,080 You just can't escape the entertainment here. 143 00:11:01,920 --> 00:11:06,320 Dear friends, it's been a few years since I won season one. 144 00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:11,080 Since then, I was cryogenically frozen, I didn't read the contract, but I'm back. 145 00:11:11,160 --> 00:11:13,480 In order to tie up some loose ends, 146 00:11:13,560 --> 00:11:15,000 I've got one or two questions 147 00:11:15,080 --> 00:11:18,520 that weren't fully answered in the first season. 148 00:11:18,600 --> 00:11:19,960 -Yeah. -Like, 149 00:11:20,040 --> 00:11:21,680 what's up with... 150 00:11:22,560 --> 00:11:24,040 Kurt Krömer's dog. 151 00:11:30,320 --> 00:11:33,520 Kurt gifted me the picture of the dog after the first season. 152 00:11:33,600 --> 00:11:35,400 I kept it at home 153 00:11:35,480 --> 00:11:38,760 until I thought, "If I come back, the dog is also coming back." 154 00:11:38,920 --> 00:11:42,000 Dear friends, fellow roommates of any gender. 155 00:11:44,200 --> 00:11:45,880 We know little about him. 156 00:11:45,960 --> 00:11:48,920 He was born on the same day and in the same hospital as Kurt, 157 00:11:49,040 --> 00:11:50,920 but there are still loose ends. 158 00:11:51,040 --> 00:11:55,280 So, who is this animal that makes our eyes feel so restless? 159 00:11:58,960 --> 00:12:01,720 We see an amalgamation of several dog breeds. 160 00:12:01,800 --> 00:12:03,840 He's part Jack Reacher Terrier, 161 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:06,840 part Australian Shepherd, also a pinch of Dachshund. 162 00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:09,640 He's a crossbreed, and boy, what a crossbreed he is. 163 00:12:10,040 --> 00:12:12,960 The breeder was so ahead of his time, 164 00:12:13,040 --> 00:12:14,520 it still hasn't arrived yet. 165 00:12:16,760 --> 00:12:20,960 This proud carnivore has a normal name, by the way. 166 00:12:21,040 --> 00:12:23,560 Jan Bolle Escobar III. 167 00:12:24,080 --> 00:12:27,160 An animal in great shape. Oblong. 168 00:12:29,480 --> 00:12:33,920 Bolle Escobar's father, a very clumsy Joe Cocker Spaniel 169 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:36,080 named Uwe Rammelmeier Corazon... 170 00:12:39,400 --> 00:12:42,480 chased after tractors until they were out of sight. 171 00:12:42,600 --> 00:12:46,560 But one day he lost 0-1 against a 7.5 ton opponent. 172 00:12:49,080 --> 00:12:51,520 It's a mix of the visual and the words. 173 00:12:51,600 --> 00:12:53,160 The dog looks totally crazy. 174 00:12:55,320 --> 00:12:57,960 Torsten is standing there giving a serious speech. 175 00:12:58,040 --> 00:13:00,240 Jan Bolle Escobar was different. 176 00:13:00,320 --> 00:13:04,320 When he picked up a trail, then only on video. 177 00:13:05,320 --> 00:13:07,520 As we know, he is no more. Dead. 178 00:13:07,600 --> 00:13:09,760 I'd like to ask for a second of silence. 179 00:13:10,320 --> 00:13:11,280 Twenty-one. 180 00:13:11,520 --> 00:13:12,600 Thank you very much. 181 00:13:23,440 --> 00:13:25,280 Just a quick interruption. 182 00:13:37,680 --> 00:13:40,640 I was trying to help her. You see how I... 183 00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:42,920 Yes, heroically, he jumped in front... 184 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:44,040 Yes, the dog skit. 185 00:13:44,120 --> 00:13:46,920 It's me. Because of a dog, 186 00:13:47,080 --> 00:13:49,720 {\an8} I lost my first life because of a dog. 187 00:13:49,800 --> 00:13:53,080 -I forget it all if there is a dog. -The forgetting happened before. 188 00:13:53,160 --> 00:13:54,160 A nasty trap. 189 00:13:54,240 --> 00:13:56,320 -But you've still got one. -Yeah. 190 00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:57,480 You're brave. 191 00:13:59,800 --> 00:14:00,640 OH DEAR! 192 00:14:00,720 --> 00:14:02,080 No! 193 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:04,880 It's spread out nicely. 194 00:14:04,960 --> 00:14:07,680 {\an8} They all started losing their first lives. That was good. 195 00:14:07,760 --> 00:14:09,440 {\an8} Except for Ina and Elyas. 196 00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:12,680 Hey, my dears. 197 00:14:12,880 --> 00:14:15,280 Three, two, one, good luck. 198 00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:28,400 -Oh, God. -Hello. 199 00:14:28,480 --> 00:14:29,440 What's this? 200 00:14:29,520 --> 00:14:31,400 -Do I look older? -No. 201 00:14:31,560 --> 00:14:33,120 -But? -Just stays the same. 202 00:14:33,200 --> 00:14:34,400 Same? 203 00:14:34,520 --> 00:14:36,600 Are you near or far-sighted? 204 00:14:37,640 --> 00:14:38,640 Clear-sighted. 205 00:14:41,720 --> 00:14:44,720 You look a little like Elyas M'Barek. 206 00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:45,760 Okay. 207 00:14:49,520 --> 00:14:51,640 -Is that Hazel? -Yeah. 208 00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:54,720 Didn't you used to have a boyfriend? 209 00:14:54,800 --> 00:14:56,600 -Uh, yeah. -Your own? 210 00:14:56,680 --> 00:14:59,880 -From the Baltic Sea? -From the beach in Hiddensee. 211 00:14:59,960 --> 00:15:00,920 Yeah. 212 00:15:01,520 --> 00:15:04,320 Olaf lives in his own world. 213 00:15:11,280 --> 00:15:14,200 If you were to open up his head 214 00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:17,200 and take a look at how he's wired, then... 215 00:15:17,280 --> 00:15:20,920 A facility manager would say, "Impossible to get it fixed." 216 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:24,040 Can you tell I'm a woman now? Can you tell? 217 00:15:24,120 --> 00:15:25,280 Not at all. 218 00:15:25,360 --> 00:15:27,720 -How can't you tell? -Because of the shoes. 219 00:15:27,840 --> 00:15:29,800 Yeah? Oh, shoes tell the truth. 220 00:15:29,880 --> 00:15:32,960 Looked good on him. He should wear it more often, I think. 221 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:38,840 It's not easy to breathe with this. 222 00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:43,080 -It's closing off the nose, right? -Yeah... 223 00:15:43,640 --> 00:15:44,880 It's tricky. 224 00:15:46,720 --> 00:15:48,800 Water. Water. 225 00:15:48,920 --> 00:15:51,880 Perhaps we can drink away the urge to laugh. 226 00:15:51,960 --> 00:15:54,280 -Yes, that works. -Wash it away. 227 00:15:54,360 --> 00:15:55,840 -Surely. -Yeah. 228 00:16:02,640 --> 00:16:03,600 Who's behind it? 229 00:16:03,680 --> 00:16:05,200 -Yes, there... -No clue. 230 00:16:05,680 --> 00:16:09,080 We've got a hunch. Careful, the monitor. 231 00:16:09,160 --> 00:16:11,920 Sorry, everything is going sideways. 232 00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:15,000 I don't know where the next skit is coming from. 233 00:16:15,120 --> 00:16:18,320 My recommendation, sit down and don't let on. 234 00:16:19,640 --> 00:16:21,080 -Oh, no. -Wow. 235 00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:22,680 Ladies and Gentlemen 236 00:16:25,280 --> 00:16:31,040 Please welcome one of the biggest stars of our time. 237 00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:34,640 She's the queen of synth pop. 238 00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:39,120 And she's the biggest songwriter of our century. 239 00:16:39,240 --> 00:16:42,960 The icon of a whole generation. 240 00:16:43,040 --> 00:16:47,200 Prepare to be entertained by the unique, 241 00:16:47,280 --> 00:16:49,080 magnificent, 242 00:16:49,160 --> 00:16:54,320 unmatched queen of the Kick Ball Change. 243 00:16:55,320 --> 00:16:57,520 -Here's... -This is what I feared. 244 00:16:57,600 --> 00:17:00,200 ...Mandy! 245 00:17:11,040 --> 00:17:16,040 Mandy sounds like she's unintentionally sucking up a wig. 246 00:17:16,720 --> 00:17:18,520 What rhymes with Mandy? 247 00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:24,280 Handy! 248 00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:28,440 Martina as Mandy is a ticking time bomb. 249 00:17:28,520 --> 00:17:32,040 Now that I'm in such a good mood, 250 00:17:32,520 --> 00:17:34,560 -I'd like to sing... -No! 251 00:17:35,080 --> 00:17:36,640 ...a ballad for you. 252 00:17:36,720 --> 00:17:37,800 Please don't. 253 00:17:37,880 --> 00:17:39,400 This song is really deep. 254 00:17:40,640 --> 00:17:44,320 Because I wrote it in an underground car park. 255 00:17:46,560 --> 00:17:47,640 It's called... 256 00:17:49,640 --> 00:17:52,720 "Feel the Electric Screwdriver, Caution Step." 257 00:17:55,040 --> 00:17:58,920 I could not listen, the title alone almost had me. 258 00:18:16,160 --> 00:18:18,320 Ouch, ouch Ouch, ouch 259 00:18:20,160 --> 00:18:22,880 The electric screwdriver screams Ouch, ouch 260 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:29,560 No pain, no gain 261 00:18:30,280 --> 00:18:33,080 And if it doesn't work Just turn 262 00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:37,080 Go, go, Gadgeto arms 263 00:18:38,760 --> 00:18:41,240 If things don't work out 264 00:18:41,440 --> 00:18:44,080 Here's a little tip from me 265 00:18:44,240 --> 00:18:47,240 Just turn like around like a kebab skewer 266 00:18:47,320 --> 00:18:49,320 And say, "Goodbye" 267 00:18:49,560 --> 00:18:51,800 Cheese has no mothers 268 00:18:52,720 --> 00:18:55,400 But it does have a lot of Feta 269 00:18:55,520 --> 00:18:59,960 What a gag But you won't get it until later 270 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:05,680 Laughter is the best medicine 271 00:19:05,760 --> 00:19:09,640 Or just take penicillin 272 00:19:09,720 --> 00:19:12,080 But take the whole box 273 00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:21,720 Mandy knows how it goes 274 00:19:43,280 --> 00:19:45,080 Thank you! 275 00:19:45,800 --> 00:19:47,880 Goodbye! 276 00:19:49,640 --> 00:19:52,520 Close the curtain-thingy. 277 00:19:56,880 --> 00:20:00,160 -The Feta joke was awesome. -The Feta joke. 278 00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:01,800 -That was weird. -Yeah. 279 00:20:01,880 --> 00:20:03,800 -Really weird. -I didn't get it. 280 00:20:03,920 --> 00:20:05,880 Success has many fathers. 281 00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:08,240 -Oh, I see. -Greek restaurants. 282 00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:12,080 Great song, great vocals, great performance. 283 00:20:12,240 --> 00:20:15,800 That's a real earworm. A phenomenal hook. 284 00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:30,800 A little bit like Rod Stewart. 285 00:20:30,880 --> 00:20:33,480 -Where are the others? -The only one missing... 286 00:20:34,240 --> 00:20:35,160 Olaf is missing? 287 00:20:35,240 --> 00:20:36,800 -Olaf? -It'll be a long night. 288 00:20:37,440 --> 00:20:38,920 Look. 289 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:40,320 -Nice. -Great hair. 290 00:20:40,760 --> 00:20:42,440 -Does that fit? -Totally. 291 00:20:42,520 --> 00:20:43,320 Cool. 292 00:20:43,480 --> 00:20:45,320 -Looking good. -Pretty. 293 00:20:45,440 --> 00:20:46,960 Suits you. Finally some hair. 294 00:20:47,040 --> 00:20:48,240 What was up, Olaf? 295 00:20:48,440 --> 00:20:51,320 Olaf Schubert is like smelly cheese. 296 00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:53,800 I mean that in a positive way. 297 00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:57,480 It's almost too much, but it feels just right. 298 00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:05,880 I thought it would be great if we got to know each other 299 00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:08,400 -during speed dating. -Yeah. 300 00:21:08,520 --> 00:21:10,000 I like it. Nice. 301 00:21:10,080 --> 00:21:11,800 Two have to take a seat. 302 00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:14,240 I've brought some pick-up lines. 303 00:21:14,320 --> 00:21:15,720 I bet you did. 304 00:21:16,280 --> 00:21:20,520 You talk until you feel a certain spark 305 00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:23,720 or the egg timer goes off. 306 00:21:24,320 --> 00:21:28,560 Then we look to see who of us would go well together. 307 00:21:28,640 --> 00:21:31,320 -I like it. -Ideally, we can then form 308 00:21:31,560 --> 00:21:34,760 friendships and relationships that go on after the show. 309 00:21:35,760 --> 00:21:38,000 -That, too. -Speaking of good sex. 310 00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:39,560 -Did you say that? -No. 311 00:21:39,680 --> 00:21:41,320 -No... -Interesting objection. 312 00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:44,080 What do you want to show? What can you do? 313 00:21:44,160 --> 00:21:46,080 I always have sex with the lights on. 314 00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:50,400 -I'm afraid to be in the dark alone. -Yeah. 315 00:21:52,040 --> 00:21:56,520 We'll try to talk and be as sexy as possible. 316 00:21:56,600 --> 00:21:57,600 -Okay. -Okay? 317 00:21:57,680 --> 00:21:58,800 A sure-fire success. 318 00:21:59,760 --> 00:22:02,520 I've written these and used these to meet people, 319 00:22:02,600 --> 00:22:03,600 -but... -Yeah. 320 00:22:03,680 --> 00:22:06,160 I'm pregnant, so I don't need anything else. 321 00:22:08,440 --> 00:22:10,440 Hi, I know you. 322 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:14,360 You're the candy in "eye candy." 323 00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:17,880 Would you like some cheese? 324 00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:20,760 Why? Do you sometimes smell like cheese? 325 00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:24,960 I like that you talk the way I do. 326 00:22:25,080 --> 00:22:28,240 -You're very adaptable. -Yes, I'm not good at it, 327 00:22:28,320 --> 00:22:30,040 but I always try. 328 00:22:30,120 --> 00:22:33,520 That Swiss German really sounds kind of grotesque. 329 00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:36,880 Redeemer, gosh, golly, 330 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:40,880 you're really good at making your vocal chords flap. 331 00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:42,560 -I don't understand a word. -Yeah. 332 00:22:42,680 --> 00:22:44,560 I'm rather thankful for that. 333 00:22:44,640 --> 00:22:47,280 You're like Bully in the Control Room. 334 00:22:47,360 --> 00:22:48,760 A real eye-catcher. 335 00:22:51,760 --> 00:22:52,760 -Yeah. -Yeah. 336 00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:00,280 It wasn't me. 337 00:23:01,160 --> 00:23:04,560 I was like, "Think, think. What did you do?" Body scan. 338 00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:07,840 I have no idea. 339 00:23:10,520 --> 00:23:12,560 -It really suits you. -Yeah? 340 00:23:12,640 --> 00:23:14,400 -I'd leave it like that. -Thank you. 341 00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:16,960 -The color matches your outfit. -Okay. 342 00:23:17,040 --> 00:23:18,080 -So... -What? 343 00:23:18,160 --> 00:23:20,280 -When you perform... -Yeah? 344 00:23:20,360 --> 00:23:24,000 ...you expose yourself to danger. We'll show you. 345 00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:30,680 {\an8}What? 346 00:23:32,080 --> 00:23:34,880 -What's up with you? -It's really tough now. 347 00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:37,560 That was a molecule of friendliness. 348 00:23:37,640 --> 00:23:38,640 Yes. 349 00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:41,080 A molecule of friendliness. 350 00:23:41,160 --> 00:23:44,080 {\an8}I can't remember the last time 351 00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:47,080 {\an8}I had to laugh so long and heartily. 352 00:23:47,160 --> 00:23:48,680 -I'll take you. -Thank you. 353 00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:50,520 Make it a little easier on Hazel. 354 00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:51,440 So, yeah. 355 00:23:56,960 --> 00:23:59,080 Little Hazel got caught. 356 00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:03,920 If you set a trap for others, don't get caught in it yourself. 357 00:24:04,040 --> 00:24:08,080 I was so happy to bring love to the people. 358 00:24:08,160 --> 00:24:10,200 Then I got the cold shower. 359 00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:14,600 {\an8}So, let's do another round. 360 00:24:18,520 --> 00:24:20,560 -Okay, then... -Are we continuing? 361 00:24:20,680 --> 00:24:23,720 We're continuing now, yeah. You can date each other now, 362 00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:26,920 I'd like to check out the chemistry between you all. 363 00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:28,200 Ralf, you start. 364 00:24:29,480 --> 00:24:31,280 -Olaf? -Yeah. 365 00:24:31,360 --> 00:24:32,680 The truth is coming out. 366 00:24:32,800 --> 00:24:34,960 -I wanted to tell you for so long. -Yeah? 367 00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:38,280 By the way, I'm not Olaf, my name is Chesney Hawkes. 368 00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:43,040 Dear Chesney... 369 00:24:43,760 --> 00:24:45,400 -I wanted to... -My dear! 370 00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:47,440 -Excuse me? -Dearest. Chesney Hawkes 371 00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:49,000 -is a man. -What did I say? 372 00:24:49,080 --> 00:24:50,520 -"Dear Chesney." -Nonsense. 373 00:24:50,640 --> 00:24:54,160 Dear Chesney, formerly known as Olaf... 374 00:24:54,560 --> 00:24:55,680 Olaf Schubert... 375 00:24:56,320 --> 00:25:00,480 I'd like to tape a late night show with you, if you catch... 376 00:25:00,560 --> 00:25:01,760 my drift. 377 00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:08,240 Widwiu. 378 00:25:08,920 --> 00:25:10,240 -Was that English? -No. 379 00:25:10,320 --> 00:25:12,080 Widwiu. I'm so bad at whistling. 380 00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:15,400 It breaks my heart. 381 00:25:17,360 --> 00:25:19,720 The speed dating deals a sweeping blow. 382 00:25:22,360 --> 00:25:27,440 How can Ralf and I find each other if there is a constant upheaval. 383 00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:30,400 Seriously? 384 00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:34,120 What's wrong now? 385 00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:36,760 Is our rendezvous being attacked? 386 00:25:36,840 --> 00:25:40,800 This game is so dangerous. What did you instigate there? 387 00:25:40,880 --> 00:25:43,320 -It's dangerous. -Especially instigated. 388 00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:46,160 -Yeah. -Bully, the old passion killer. 389 00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:48,280 -It's incredible. -I'm sorry, 390 00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:51,360 but everybody else is in danger too. Let me show you. 391 00:25:51,440 --> 00:25:53,360 If I see my face again... 392 00:26:53,480 --> 00:26:55,480 Translated by John TurnerZ