1 00:00:22,460 --> 00:00:24,170 Sorry. 2 00:01:15,221 --> 00:01:17,724 Where did she go? 3 00:01:20,810 --> 00:01:22,520 What? 4 00:01:24,147 --> 00:01:26,607 What? Who are you? But... 5 00:01:26,657 --> 00:01:27,859 Where am I? 6 00:01:27,900 --> 00:01:30,700 What? What the hell is this place? 7 00:01:30,743 --> 00:01:32,238 What?! 8 00:02:11,156 --> 00:02:12,994 You can't do that, I wasn't... 9 00:02:13,038 --> 00:02:16,285 We're in flight. That is physically impossible, how did...? 10 00:02:16,329 --> 00:02:20,579 Tell me where I am. I demand you tell me, right now, where am I? 11 00:02:20,625 --> 00:02:22,458 Inside the TARDIS. 12 00:02:22,502 --> 00:02:24,792 The what? The TARDIS. What? The TARDIS. 13 00:02:24,838 --> 00:02:27,588 The what? It's called the TARDIS. 14 00:02:27,633 --> 00:02:30,088 That's not a proper word. You're just saying things. 15 00:02:30,138 --> 00:02:32,509 How did you get in here? 16 00:02:32,557 --> 00:02:35,051 Well, obviously, when you kidnapped me. 17 00:02:35,098 --> 00:02:37,765 Who was it? Who's paying you? Was it Nerys? 18 00:02:37,811 --> 00:02:40,975 Oh, my God, she's finally got me back. 19 00:02:41,021 --> 00:02:45,603 This has got Nerys written all over it. Who the hell is Nerys? 20 00:02:45,651 --> 00:02:47,230 Your best friend! 21 00:02:47,280 --> 00:02:49,818 Wait a minute. What are you dressed like that for? 22 00:02:49,865 --> 00:02:53,403 I'm going ten-pin bowling... Why do you think, dumbo! 23 00:02:53,452 --> 00:02:57,409 I was halfway up the aisle! I've waited all my life for this. 24 00:02:57,455 --> 00:02:59,536 I was just seconds away, and then you... 25 00:02:59,584 --> 00:03:01,452 I dunno, you drug me or something. 26 00:03:01,500 --> 00:03:04,038 I haven't done anything. I'm having the police on you! 27 00:03:04,087 --> 00:03:06,667 Me and my husband, as soon as he is my husband, 28 00:03:06,713 --> 00:03:09,964 we're gonna sue the living backside off you! 29 00:03:12,764 --> 00:03:15,676 No, wait a minute, wait a minute, don't... 30 00:03:24,273 --> 00:03:26,310 You're in space, 31 00:03:26,357 --> 00:03:28,482 outer space. 32 00:03:28,528 --> 00:03:32,776 This is my...spaceship. 33 00:03:32,822 --> 00:03:35,196 It's called the TARDIS. 34 00:03:35,241 --> 00:03:36,905 How am I breathing? 35 00:03:36,954 --> 00:03:39,159 The TARDIS is protecting us. 36 00:03:41,207 --> 00:03:43,663 Who are you? 37 00:03:43,710 --> 00:03:45,955 I'm The Doctor. You? 38 00:03:47,588 --> 00:03:51,420 Donna. Human? 39 00:03:51,468 --> 00:03:53,464 Yeah. 40 00:03:53,513 --> 00:03:55,300 Is that optional? 41 00:03:55,348 --> 00:03:56,886 It is for me. 42 00:04:12,403 --> 00:04:16,528 I don't understand it, and I understand everything! 43 00:04:16,577 --> 00:04:19,700 This can't happen. There is no way a human being 44 00:04:19,746 --> 00:04:23,452 can lock itself onto the TARDIS and transport itself inside. It must be... 45 00:04:23,499 --> 00:04:28,166 It must be some sort of subatomic connection, something in the temporal field. 46 00:04:28,214 --> 00:04:32,046 Maybe something macrobinding your DNA with the interior matrix... 47 00:04:32,093 --> 00:04:33,586 Maybe a genetic... 48 00:04:33,636 --> 00:04:38,510 What was that for? Get me to the church! 49 00:04:38,557 --> 00:04:40,843 Right! Fine, I don't want you here anyway! 50 00:04:40,890 --> 00:04:42,430 Where is this wedding? 51 00:04:42,477 --> 00:04:44,563 St Mary's, Haven Road, Chiswick. London, England. 52 00:04:44,599 --> 00:04:46,519 Earth. The Solar System. 53 00:04:50,692 --> 00:04:52,816 I knew it. 54 00:04:52,861 --> 00:04:56,362 Acting all innocent, I'm not the first, am I? 55 00:04:56,409 --> 00:04:59,072 How many women have you abducted? 56 00:05:02,915 --> 00:05:06,994 That's my friend's. Where is she then, popped out for a spacewalk? 57 00:05:07,042 --> 00:05:08,788 She's gone. 58 00:05:08,835 --> 00:05:11,041 Gone where? 59 00:05:12,925 --> 00:05:15,131 I lost her. 60 00:05:15,178 --> 00:05:16,715 Well, you can hurry up and lose me! 61 00:05:20,555 --> 00:05:23,262 How do you mean, "lost"? 62 00:05:30,151 --> 00:05:34,147 Right! Chiswick! 63 00:05:34,194 --> 00:05:37,445 No, she didn't run away. 64 00:05:37,489 --> 00:05:41,053 We're not talking jitters, she literally vanished, 65 00:05:41,096 --> 00:05:43,072 now go and check the house, and see if she's there. 66 00:05:43,121 --> 00:05:46,368 Oh, Angelica, that's not helping, is it? Now smarten up. 67 00:05:46,416 --> 00:05:47,703 Lance, any sign? 68 00:05:47,750 --> 00:05:50,540 I've looked all round. Where the hell did she go? 69 00:05:50,585 --> 00:05:53,959 Showing off. First day at school, she was sent home for biting. 70 00:05:54,005 --> 00:05:57,171 It's a bit more serious than that. She's never disappeared before. 71 00:05:57,217 --> 00:05:59,342 She didn't disappear! 72 00:05:59,386 --> 00:06:02,844 It's a trick, it's one of her silly little "look at me" party pieces. 73 00:06:02,891 --> 00:06:04,972 Oh, what if she's dead? 74 00:06:05,018 --> 00:06:07,139 Oh, don't say that. 75 00:06:09,607 --> 00:06:11,726 I said St Mary's. 76 00:06:11,774 --> 00:06:14,937 What sort of Martian are you? Where's this? 77 00:06:14,986 --> 00:06:19,233 Something's wrong with her. The TARDIS, like she's... 78 00:06:19,282 --> 00:06:22,237 recalibrating! 79 00:06:22,285 --> 00:06:26,199 She's digesting. 80 00:06:26,249 --> 00:06:29,204 What is it? What's wrong? 81 00:06:29,252 --> 00:06:30,870 Donna, 82 00:06:30,917 --> 00:06:34,541 is there anything that might have caused this? 83 00:06:34,588 --> 00:06:37,586 Anything you might've done? Any sort of alien contact? 84 00:06:37,634 --> 00:06:40,297 I can't let you go wandering off, not if you're dangerous. 85 00:06:40,343 --> 00:06:42,301 Have you seen lights in the sky, 86 00:06:42,346 --> 00:06:46,594 or did you touch something, like, something different, 87 00:06:46,644 --> 00:06:50,684 something strange, like something made out of a funny sort of metal... 88 00:06:50,728 --> 00:06:53,978 Who are you getting married to? You sure he's human? 89 00:06:54,023 --> 00:06:59,233 He's not a bit overweight with a zip round his forehead, is he? 90 00:06:59,279 --> 00:07:00,944 Donna! 91 00:07:00,990 --> 00:07:03,945 Donna? Leave me alone. 92 00:07:03,992 --> 00:07:06,366 I just want to get married. Come back to the TARDIS. 93 00:07:06,414 --> 00:07:09,909 No way, that box is too weird. 94 00:07:09,959 --> 00:07:13,707 It's bigger on the inside, that's all. Oh, that's all! 95 00:07:15,256 --> 00:07:17,085 Ten past three, I'm gonna miss it. 96 00:07:17,130 --> 00:07:20,420 Can't you phone them, tell them where you are? How do I do that? 97 00:07:20,468 --> 00:07:22,171 Haven't you got a mobile? 98 00:07:22,219 --> 00:07:25,259 I'm in my wedding dress. It doesn't have pockets. 99 00:07:25,306 --> 00:07:28,762 Who has pockets? Have you ever seen a bride with pockets? 100 00:07:28,810 --> 00:07:32,601 When I went to my fitting, the one thing I forgot to say was, "Give me pockets!" 101 00:07:32,752 --> 00:07:36,022 This man you're marrying, what's his name? 102 00:07:36,066 --> 00:07:38,312 Lance. Good luck, Lance. 103 00:07:38,363 --> 00:07:44,318 Oi! No stupid Martian is gonna stop me from getting married. To hell with you! 104 00:07:44,366 --> 00:07:46,782 I'm not... I'm not from Mars. 105 00:07:47,622 --> 00:07:53,664 Taxi! He had his light on! There's another one. 106 00:07:55,211 --> 00:07:56,623 Taxi! 107 00:07:56,671 --> 00:07:58,667 Oi! 108 00:08:00,674 --> 00:08:02,545 There's one. 109 00:08:07,847 --> 00:08:10,932 Oi! 110 00:08:10,976 --> 00:08:13,558 Why aren't they stopping? 111 00:08:13,606 --> 00:08:15,391 They think I'm in fancy dress. 112 00:08:15,438 --> 00:08:17,063 Lay off the sauce, darlin'! 113 00:08:17,110 --> 00:08:21,314 They think I'm drunk. You're fooling no-one, mate! 114 00:08:21,362 --> 00:08:23,232 They think I'm in drag! 115 00:08:24,740 --> 00:08:26,904 Hold on, hold on. 116 00:08:31,249 --> 00:08:34,412 St Mary's, in Chiswick, just off Haven Road. 117 00:08:34,460 --> 00:08:37,582 It's an emergency, I'm getting married, just... Hurry up! 118 00:08:37,630 --> 00:08:40,416 That'll cost you, sweetheart, double rates today. 119 00:08:40,466 --> 00:08:43,004 Oh, my God. Have you got any money? 120 00:08:43,049 --> 00:08:46,259 Um. No. Haven't you? 121 00:08:46,303 --> 00:08:49,010 Pockets! 122 00:08:49,056 --> 00:08:52,513 And that goes double for your mother! 123 00:08:54,727 --> 00:08:57,893 I'll have him. I've got his number, I'll have him. 124 00:08:57,939 --> 00:09:00,104 Talk about the Christmas spirit. 125 00:09:00,153 --> 00:09:01,729 Is it Christmas? 126 00:09:01,777 --> 00:09:06,486 Well, duh! Maybe not on Mars, but here it's Christmas Eve. 127 00:09:06,534 --> 00:09:08,444 Phone box! 128 00:09:08,493 --> 00:09:13,493 We can reverse the charges. How come you're getting married on Christmas Eve? 129 00:09:13,541 --> 00:09:15,326 Can't bear it, I hate Christmas. 130 00:09:15,376 --> 00:09:17,873 Honeymoon, Morocco, sunshine, lovely. 131 00:09:20,253 --> 00:09:23,961 What's the operator? I've not done this in years. What do you dial, 100? 132 00:09:24,009 --> 00:09:26,131 Just call direct. What did you do? 133 00:09:26,179 --> 00:09:29,758 Something...Martian. Now phone! I'll get money. 134 00:09:42,317 --> 00:09:44,398 Oh, answer the phone! 135 00:09:46,198 --> 00:09:49,485 Hello? Oh, now the battery's gone dead, has anyone got a charger? 136 00:09:49,527 --> 00:09:52,076 Could you try the hotel? 137 00:09:52,119 --> 00:09:54,991 Hello? Hello? 138 00:09:55,037 --> 00:09:58,919 Vikram, is your phone working? I've got one wedding about to arrive 139 00:09:58,963 --> 00:10:02,460 and another wedding refusing to leave, so it IS a police matter. 140 00:10:02,504 --> 00:10:04,503 Mum, get off the phone and listen! 141 00:10:04,549 --> 00:10:09,217 I'm in... Oh, my God, I don't know where I am. 142 00:10:09,262 --> 00:10:12,676 It's a street... and there's a WH Smith. 143 00:10:12,725 --> 00:10:14,513 But it's definitely Earth! 144 00:10:28,574 --> 00:10:32,573 Excuse me. I'm begging you, I'm getting married, and I'm late, 145 00:10:32,618 --> 00:10:37,284 and I just need to borrow a tenner, and I'll pay you back, I promise. 146 00:10:38,332 --> 00:10:44,418 "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen" 147 00:10:44,462 --> 00:10:46,584 Taxi! 148 00:10:46,632 --> 00:10:48,213 St Mary's, Chiswick. 149 00:10:49,303 --> 00:10:54,427 Thanks for nothing, spaceman! I'll see you in court! 150 00:10:57,726 --> 00:10:59,347 Donna! 151 00:11:22,376 --> 00:11:25,123 I'll give you the rest when we get there. 152 00:11:25,171 --> 00:11:26,419 Oh, I look a mess. 153 00:11:26,465 --> 00:11:28,963 Hurry up! 154 00:11:34,474 --> 00:11:36,300 Hold on a minute, I said Chiswick! 155 00:11:36,347 --> 00:11:40,141 You've missed the turning. Excuse me? 156 00:11:40,185 --> 00:11:42,390 We should've turned off, back there. 157 00:11:42,437 --> 00:11:45,894 We're going the wrong way! 158 00:11:59,289 --> 00:12:01,120 What the hell are you doing? 159 00:12:01,165 --> 00:12:03,036 I'm late for the wedding. 160 00:12:03,084 --> 00:12:06,166 My own wedding, do you get that? 161 00:12:06,213 --> 00:12:09,295 162 00:12:12,301 --> 00:12:17,633 Turn around! Turn this cab around right now! 163 00:12:17,682 --> 00:12:20,179 Are you deaf or what? 164 00:12:23,020 --> 00:12:24,768 Oh, my God. 165 00:12:27,818 --> 00:12:29,188 Help me! 166 00:12:30,277 --> 00:12:32,273 Help me! 167 00:12:34,324 --> 00:12:36,737 Help me! Help me! 168 00:12:36,783 --> 00:12:38,446 Help me! 169 00:12:38,496 --> 00:12:41,869 Help me! Help me! 170 00:12:41,914 --> 00:12:43,995 Help me! Get me out! 171 00:12:44,042 --> 00:12:45,996 Help me! 172 00:12:46,043 --> 00:12:49,291 Help me, I'm being driven by a robot! 173 00:12:51,757 --> 00:12:54,213 Behave! 174 00:13:04,146 --> 00:13:06,849 You are kidding me. 175 00:13:27,712 --> 00:13:30,039 Open the door! 176 00:13:30,088 --> 00:13:31,625 Do what? 177 00:13:31,673 --> 00:13:33,043 Open the door! 178 00:13:33,092 --> 00:13:36,089 I can't! It's locked! 179 00:13:41,723 --> 00:13:44,346 Santa's a robot! 180 00:13:44,394 --> 00:13:46,639 Donna, open the door. 181 00:13:46,687 --> 00:13:49,269 What for?! You've got to jump! 182 00:13:49,314 --> 00:13:53,814 Am I blinking flip jumping! I'm supposed to be getting married! 183 00:14:34,820 --> 00:14:37,650 Listen to me, you've got to jump! 184 00:14:37,699 --> 00:14:41,195 I'm not jumping on a motorway! 185 00:14:41,244 --> 00:14:43,323 Whatever that thing is, it needs you. 186 00:14:43,371 --> 00:14:45,656 And whatever it needs you for, it's not good! 187 00:14:45,704 --> 00:14:47,617 Now come on! 188 00:14:47,666 --> 00:14:51,456 I'm in my wedding dress! Yes, you look lovely. Come on! 189 00:15:04,641 --> 00:15:06,969 I can't do it! 190 00:15:07,017 --> 00:15:08,347 Trust me. 191 00:15:08,394 --> 00:15:10,642 Is that what you said to her? 192 00:15:10,687 --> 00:15:14,185 Your friend. The one you lost. 193 00:15:14,234 --> 00:15:16,020 Did she trust you? 194 00:15:16,069 --> 00:15:21,986 Yes, she did. And she is not dead. She is so alive. Now jump! 195 00:15:51,394 --> 00:15:57,022 Funny thing is, for a spaceship, she doesn't do that much flying. 196 00:15:57,069 --> 00:16:01,527 We'd better give her a couple of hours. You all right? 197 00:16:01,571 --> 00:16:03,362 Doesn't matter. 198 00:16:03,406 --> 00:16:06,070 Did we miss it? 199 00:16:06,118 --> 00:16:08,781 Yeah. 200 00:16:08,828 --> 00:16:10,661 Well, you can book another date. 201 00:16:10,708 --> 00:16:12,662 Course we can. 202 00:16:12,709 --> 00:16:14,457 You've still got the honeymoon. 203 00:16:14,501 --> 00:16:17,542 It's just a holiday, now. 204 00:16:17,588 --> 00:16:20,710 Yeah. Yeah. 205 00:16:20,759 --> 00:16:22,298 Sorry. 206 00:16:22,343 --> 00:16:24,674 It's not your fault. Oh. 207 00:16:24,721 --> 00:16:26,550 That's a change. 208 00:16:29,684 --> 00:16:31,765 Wish you had a time machine. 209 00:16:31,812 --> 00:16:34,810 Then we could go back and get it right. 210 00:16:34,857 --> 00:16:36,351 Um, yeah, yeah. 211 00:16:38,652 --> 00:16:43,819 But...even if I did, I couldn't go back on someone's personal timeline. 212 00:16:43,865 --> 00:16:45,402 Apparently. 213 00:17:01,590 --> 00:17:04,045 God, you're skinny. This wouldn't fit a rat. 214 00:17:05,638 --> 00:17:08,257 Oh, and you'd better put this on. 215 00:17:08,307 --> 00:17:12,095 Oh, d'you have to rub it in? Those creatures can trace you. 216 00:17:12,142 --> 00:17:15,765 This is a biodamper, should keep you hidden. 217 00:17:15,814 --> 00:17:19,063 With this ring...I thee biodamp. 218 00:17:19,108 --> 00:17:21,399 For better or for worse. 219 00:17:26,322 --> 00:17:30,406 So come on, then - robot Santas, what are they for? 220 00:17:30,451 --> 00:17:35,118 Your basic roboscavenger. The Father Christmas stuff is just a disguise. 221 00:17:35,166 --> 00:17:36,954 I met them last Christmas. 222 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,540 Why, what happened then? 223 00:17:40,130 --> 00:17:41,876 Great big spaceship, 224 00:17:41,924 --> 00:17:45,296 hovering over London? You didn't notice? 225 00:17:45,341 --> 00:17:46,963 I had a bit of a hangover. 226 00:17:49,472 --> 00:17:52,969 I spent Christmas Day over there, the Powell Estate, with this... 227 00:17:54,519 --> 00:17:55,766 .family. 228 00:17:55,811 --> 00:17:58,310 My friend, she had this family. Well, they... 229 00:18:03,486 --> 00:18:05,314 Still. 230 00:18:05,363 --> 00:18:07,485 Gone now. 231 00:18:09,077 --> 00:18:12,614 Your friend. Who was she? 232 00:18:12,661 --> 00:18:17,536 The question is, what do camouflage robot mercenaries want with you? 233 00:18:17,582 --> 00:18:20,372 And how did you get inside the TARDIS? I dunno... 234 00:18:21,880 --> 00:18:24,000 What's your job? 235 00:18:24,049 --> 00:18:27,755 I'm a secretary. 236 00:18:27,801 --> 00:18:30,800 Weird. I mean, you're not special, you're not powerful, 237 00:18:30,845 --> 00:18:33,719 you're not clever, you're not important... 238 00:18:33,765 --> 00:18:39,391 This friend of yours, just before she left, did she punch you in the face? Stop bleeping me! 239 00:18:42,816 --> 00:18:44,606 What kind of secretary? 240 00:18:44,654 --> 00:18:46,607 I'm at HC Clements. 241 00:18:46,654 --> 00:18:49,400 That's where I met Lance. I was temping... 242 00:18:49,448 --> 00:18:52,531 I mean, it was all a bit posh, really. 243 00:18:52,576 --> 00:18:55,282 I'd spent the last two years at a double glazing firm. 244 00:18:55,328 --> 00:18:58,037 Well, I thought, I'm never going to fit in here. 245 00:18:58,083 --> 00:18:59,745 And then he made me a cup of coffee. 246 00:18:59,791 --> 00:19:01,374 I mean, that just doesn't happen. 247 00:19:01,419 --> 00:19:05,083 Nobody gets the secretaries a coffee. 248 00:19:05,130 --> 00:19:09,674 And Lance, he's the Head of HR, he didn't need to bother with me. 249 00:19:09,717 --> 00:19:12,383 But he was nice, he was funny. 250 00:19:12,430 --> 00:19:17,222 And it turns out he thought everyone else was really snotty too. 251 00:19:17,268 --> 00:19:19,933 So, that's how it started, me and him. 252 00:19:19,979 --> 00:19:23,267 One cup of coffee and that was it. When was this? 253 00:19:23,356 --> 00:19:25,520 Six months ago. 254 00:19:25,570 --> 00:19:27,647 Bit quick, to get married. 255 00:19:27,694 --> 00:19:30,109 Well...he insisted. 256 00:19:30,158 --> 00:19:31,695 Will you marry me? 257 00:19:34,742 --> 00:19:37,199 And he nagged and he nagged me. 258 00:19:37,248 --> 00:19:38,783 Oh, just think about it. 259 00:19:38,832 --> 00:19:40,578 We'd make a great couple, 260 00:19:40,624 --> 00:19:44,374 and I'd get rid of the dog, and we could do out that back bedroom. 261 00:19:44,422 --> 00:19:48,543 And he just wore me down. And then finally I just gave in. 262 00:19:48,592 --> 00:19:49,628 Please. 263 00:19:49,677 --> 00:19:51,006 Oh, please. 264 00:19:51,050 --> 00:19:54,675 Please, please, please, please, please, please. 265 00:19:54,721 --> 00:19:56,762 What does HC Clements do? 266 00:19:56,807 --> 00:20:00,975 Oh, security systems. Y'know, entry codes, ID cards, that sort of thing. 267 00:20:01,022 --> 00:20:03,893 Ask me, it's a posh name for a locksmith's. 268 00:20:03,939 --> 00:20:05,768 Keys... 269 00:20:05,817 --> 00:20:10,149 Anyway, enough of my CV. Come on, it's time to face the consequences. 270 00:20:10,197 --> 00:20:14,113 Oh, this is gonna be so shaming. 271 00:20:14,159 --> 00:20:17,533 You can do the explaining, Martian Boy. 272 00:20:17,579 --> 00:20:21,327 Yeah, I'm not from Mars. 273 00:20:23,795 --> 00:20:27,833 Oh, I had this great big reception all planned. 274 00:20:27,881 --> 00:20:30,254 Everyone's going to be heartbroken.. 275 00:20:30,299 --> 00:20:33,590 "Merry Xmas Everybody" by Slade 276 00:21:04,500 --> 00:21:07,874 You had the reception without me? 277 00:21:07,922 --> 00:21:11,002 Donna, what happened to you? 278 00:21:11,049 --> 00:21:16,342 You had the reception without me? 279 00:21:16,389 --> 00:21:18,385 Hello, I'm The Doctor. 280 00:21:18,433 --> 00:21:22,640 They had the reception without me! Yes, I gathered. 281 00:21:22,684 --> 00:21:26,725 Well, it was all paid for, why not? Thank you, Nerys. 282 00:21:26,773 --> 00:21:29,143 Well, what were we supposed to do? 283 00:21:29,190 --> 00:21:31,691 I got your silly little message in the end. 284 00:21:31,737 --> 00:21:36,693 "I'm on Earth"?! Very funny. But what the hell happened? 285 00:21:36,742 --> 00:21:39,363 You vanished! How did you do it? 286 00:21:39,412 --> 00:21:41,826 What's the trick, cos I know it's an illusion... 287 00:21:50,838 --> 00:21:52,542 Awwww! 288 00:22:14,278 --> 00:22:17,651 289 00:22:17,697 --> 00:22:21,157 290 00:22:21,204 --> 00:22:24,282 291 00:22:24,329 --> 00:22:27,745 292 00:22:27,794 --> 00:22:31,709 293 00:22:31,756 --> 00:22:34,712 294 00:22:34,756 --> 00:22:39,506 295 00:22:39,555 --> 00:22:41,508 296 00:22:41,555 --> 00:22:47,558 girl Come on, take me home 297 00:22:47,602 --> 00:22:51,018 298 00:22:51,064 --> 00:22:54,690 299 00:22:54,735 --> 00:23:00,985 girl Come on, take me home 300 00:23:01,034 --> 00:23:03,824 301 00:23:03,871 --> 00:23:07,245 302 00:23:07,290 --> 00:23:08,495 303 00:23:13,086 --> 00:23:15,085 304 00:23:15,130 --> 00:23:19,298 I cannot roam no more 305 00:23:19,342 --> 00:23:25,763 It doesn't wash up on a shore 306 00:23:25,810 --> 00:23:29,850 307 00:23:29,895 --> 00:23:33,851 308 00:23:33,898 --> 00:23:36,605 309 00:23:36,651 --> 00:23:39,066 Oh, I taped the whole thing. 310 00:23:39,112 --> 00:23:42,277 They've all had a look. They said sell it to You've Been Framed. 311 00:23:42,325 --> 00:23:44,490 I said, more like the news! 312 00:23:44,536 --> 00:23:46,281 Here we are. 313 00:23:48,873 --> 00:23:51,829 It can't be... Play it again. 314 00:23:52,084 --> 00:23:54,541 Clever, mind. Good trick, I'll give her that. 315 00:23:54,589 --> 00:23:56,124 I was clapping. 316 00:23:58,425 --> 00:24:00,294 But that looks like... 317 00:24:00,343 --> 00:24:02,255 Huon particles. 318 00:24:02,302 --> 00:24:05,511 What's that, then? That's impossible. 319 00:24:05,558 --> 00:24:08,177 That's...ancient. Huon energy doesn't exist any more, 320 00:24:08,227 --> 00:24:10,390 not for billions of years. 321 00:24:10,435 --> 00:24:11,974 It's so old that... 322 00:24:16,275 --> 00:24:20,189 It can't be hidden by a biodamper! 323 00:24:33,503 --> 00:24:35,331 Donna! 324 00:24:35,379 --> 00:24:38,126 Donna! They've found you! You said I was safe! 325 00:24:38,174 --> 00:24:40,087 We've got to get everyone out. 326 00:24:40,133 --> 00:24:41,961 My God, it's all my family. 327 00:24:42,009 --> 00:24:44,424 Out the back door! 328 00:24:47,724 --> 00:24:50,014 Maybe not! 329 00:24:58,149 --> 00:25:00,023 We're trapped! 330 00:25:06,160 --> 00:25:08,949 Christmas trees. What about them? 331 00:25:08,995 --> 00:25:11,075 They kill. Get away from the trees! 332 00:25:11,120 --> 00:25:14,829 Get away from the Christmas trees! Everyone get away from the trees! 333 00:25:18,089 --> 00:25:24,339 Lance...! Turn the music off. Listen to me - stay away from the trees. 334 00:25:24,387 --> 00:25:27,467 Stay away from the trees! Oh, for God's sake, the man's an idiot. 335 00:25:27,515 --> 00:25:31,638 What harm is a Christmas tree gonna...? Oh. 336 00:26:29,824 --> 00:26:31,282 Oi! 337 00:26:31,329 --> 00:26:33,867 Santa! Word of advice. 338 00:26:33,915 --> 00:26:38,163 If you're attacking a man with a sonic screwdriver... 339 00:26:38,211 --> 00:26:41,333 don't let him near the sound system. 340 00:27:03,359 --> 00:27:06,774 It's all right, Stan, you'll be all right. 341 00:27:06,821 --> 00:27:09,237 Michael? Connie? 342 00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:13,740 Oh, Sunita, do something useful. 343 00:27:13,787 --> 00:27:17,245 What is it? What were they? Just stop wittering, just help 'em! 344 00:27:17,290 --> 00:27:22,206 Remote control for the decorations, but there's a second remote control for the robots. 345 00:27:22,255 --> 00:27:26,628 They're not scavengers any more. Someone's taken possession. 346 00:27:26,676 --> 00:27:28,753 You're a doctor. People have been hurt. 347 00:27:28,801 --> 00:27:32,175 Nah, they wanted you alive, look. They're not active now. 348 00:27:32,221 --> 00:27:34,969 All the same, you could help. 349 00:27:35,015 --> 00:27:39,808 You've got to think of the bigger picture. There's still a signal! 350 00:27:39,855 --> 00:27:41,936 Donna, who is he? 351 00:27:41,980 --> 00:27:43,687 Who is that man? 352 00:27:54,162 --> 00:27:57,324 There's someone behind this, directing the roboforms. 353 00:27:57,371 --> 00:27:59,203 But why is it me? What have I done? 354 00:27:59,250 --> 00:28:02,496 Find the controller, and we'll find that out. Ooh. 355 00:28:02,544 --> 00:28:04,122 It's up there. 356 00:28:05,880 --> 00:28:07,503 Something in the sky. 357 00:28:09,175 --> 00:28:12,841 Clever, clever, clever boy. 358 00:28:14,890 --> 00:28:18,470 Eat you up all snicker-snacker, 359 00:28:18,516 --> 00:28:20,266 little travelling man... 360 00:28:21,896 --> 00:28:26,436 He shall come to me, and the beautiful bride. 361 00:28:26,483 --> 00:28:31,691 Such secrets to unlock. 362 00:28:31,738 --> 00:28:34,737 I shall descend this night. 363 00:28:34,786 --> 00:28:38,701 I shall descend upon this Earth 364 00:28:38,745 --> 00:28:42,329 and shine! 365 00:28:44,335 --> 00:28:46,420 I've lost the signal! Donna? We've got to get to your office. 366 00:28:46,518 --> 00:28:49,490 HC Clemens. I think that's where it all started. 367 00:28:49,526 --> 00:28:52,462 Lance! Is it Lance? Lance, can you give me a lift? 368 00:28:52,509 --> 00:28:56,717 To you lot this might just be a locksmith's, but HC Clements 369 00:28:56,766 --> 00:29:01,137 was bought up 23 years ago by the Torchwood Institute. Who are they? 370 00:29:01,187 --> 00:29:04,225 They were behind the Battle of Canary Wharf. 371 00:29:04,271 --> 00:29:07,435 Cyberman invasion. 372 00:29:07,484 --> 00:29:10,856 Skies over London full of Daleks? I was in Spain. 373 00:29:10,904 --> 00:29:13,025 They had Cybermen in Spain. 374 00:29:13,071 --> 00:29:16,570 Scuba-diving. That big picture, you keep on missing it. 375 00:29:16,616 --> 00:29:19,739 Torchwood was destroyed, but HC Clements stayed in business. 376 00:29:19,787 --> 00:29:22,533 I think someone else came in and took over the operation. 377 00:29:22,583 --> 00:29:24,622 But what do they want with me? 378 00:29:24,669 --> 00:29:28,501 Somehow, you've been dosed with Huon energy. 379 00:29:28,548 --> 00:29:29,874 And that's a problem, 380 00:29:29,921 --> 00:29:32,795 because Huon energy hasn't existed since the dark times. 381 00:29:32,842 --> 00:29:36,924 The only place you'd find a Huon particle now is a remnant in the heart of the TARDIS. 382 00:29:36,972 --> 00:29:40,302 Y'see, that's what happened. 383 00:29:40,351 --> 00:29:44,349 Say that's the TARDIS, and that's you. 384 00:29:44,397 --> 00:29:48,270 The particles inside you activated, the particles magnetised and whap! 385 00:29:48,314 --> 00:29:51,188 You were pulled inside the TARDIS. 386 00:29:51,236 --> 00:29:54,566 I'm a pencil inside a mug. Yes, you are. 4H. Sums you up. 387 00:29:54,612 --> 00:29:56,862 Lance, what was HC Clements working on? 388 00:29:56,907 --> 00:30:00,029 Anything top secret, special operations, do not enter? 389 00:30:00,077 --> 00:30:03,368 I'm in charge of personnel, I wasn't project manager... 390 00:30:03,416 --> 00:30:05,910 Why am I even explaining myself? 391 00:30:05,959 --> 00:30:10,375 You make keys, that's the point - and look at this! 392 00:30:10,423 --> 00:30:12,502 We're on the third floor. 393 00:30:12,547 --> 00:30:16,339 Underneath reception, there's a basement, yes? 394 00:30:16,387 --> 00:30:19,507 How come on the lift there's a button marked lower basement? 395 00:30:19,554 --> 00:30:22,720 There's a whole floor which doesn't exist on the official plans. 396 00:30:22,768 --> 00:30:27,098 What's down there? Are you telling me this building's got a secret floor? 397 00:30:27,145 --> 00:30:29,230 No, I'm showing you this building's got a secret floor. 398 00:30:29,329 --> 00:30:33,024 It needs a key. I don't. 399 00:30:33,071 --> 00:30:35,898 Right, thanks, you two, I can handle this. See you later. 400 00:30:35,948 --> 00:30:38,528 No chance, Martian. You're the man who keeps saving my life. 401 00:30:38,573 --> 00:30:40,448 I ain't letting you out of my sight. 402 00:30:40,494 --> 00:30:42,491 Going down! Lance! 403 00:30:42,535 --> 00:30:45,409 Maybe I should go to the police... Inside! 404 00:30:49,086 --> 00:30:52,666 To honour and obey. Tell me about it, mate. Oi! 405 00:30:58,302 --> 00:31:01,508 The bride approaches. 406 00:31:01,557 --> 00:31:03,930 She is my key. 407 00:31:09,357 --> 00:31:11,268 Where are we? 408 00:31:11,316 --> 00:31:14,482 What goes on down here? Let's find out. 409 00:31:14,528 --> 00:31:17,273 D'you think Mr Clements knows about this place? 410 00:31:17,320 --> 00:31:20,694 The mysterious HC Clements. Oh, I think he's part of it. 411 00:31:20,741 --> 00:31:24,030 Oh, look. Transport! 412 00:31:56,902 --> 00:32:01,486 Wait here, I just need to get my bearings. Don't do anything. 413 00:32:01,531 --> 00:32:03,239 You'd better come back. 414 00:32:03,283 --> 00:32:05,657 Couldn't get rid of you if I tried. 415 00:32:15,336 --> 00:32:20,044 Donna, have you thought about this, properly? 416 00:32:20,093 --> 00:32:23,549 I mean, this is serious! 417 00:32:23,598 --> 00:32:26,219 What the hell are we gonna do? 418 00:32:26,267 --> 00:32:28,097 Oh, I thought July. 419 00:33:02,762 --> 00:33:05,506 Thames Flood Barrier! Right on top of us. 420 00:33:05,555 --> 00:33:08,179 Torchwood snuck in and built this place underneath. 421 00:33:08,224 --> 00:33:12,475 What, there's, like, a secret base hidden underneath a major London landmark? 422 00:33:12,521 --> 00:33:15,017 I know. Unheard of. 423 00:33:18,361 --> 00:33:21,816 Oooh, look at this. 424 00:33:22,362 --> 00:33:24,360 Stunning! 425 00:33:24,409 --> 00:33:26,364 What does it do? 426 00:33:26,411 --> 00:33:28,908 Particle extrusion. Hold on... 427 00:33:31,642 --> 00:33:33,537 Brilliant! 428 00:33:33,583 --> 00:33:36,190 They've been manufacturing Huon particles. 429 00:33:36,391 --> 00:33:40,209 Of course... My people got rid of Huons, they unravelled the atomic structure. 430 00:33:40,255 --> 00:33:42,420 Your people? 431 00:33:42,465 --> 00:33:44,551 Who are they? What company d'you represent? 432 00:33:44,629 --> 00:33:46,193 Oh, I'm a freelancer. 433 00:33:46,506 --> 00:33:48,555 But this lot are rebuilding them. 434 00:33:48,591 --> 00:33:54,305 They've been using the river, extruding them through a flat hydrogen base, so they've got the end result... 435 00:33:54,353 --> 00:33:57,602 Huon particles in liquid form. 436 00:33:57,648 --> 00:33:59,813 And that's what's inside me? 437 00:34:04,779 --> 00:34:06,986 Oh, my God. 438 00:34:08,616 --> 00:34:11,156 Genius! Cos the particles are inert. 439 00:34:11,203 --> 00:34:14,704 They need something living to catalyse inside, and that's you! 440 00:34:14,748 --> 00:34:17,704 Saturate the body, then... 441 00:34:17,754 --> 00:34:20,792 Oh! The wedding! Yes! You were getting married! 442 00:34:20,838 --> 00:34:22,542 Best day of your life... 443 00:34:22,589 --> 00:34:24,338 Oh, your body's a battleground. 444 00:34:24,383 --> 00:34:29,674 It's a chemical war inside - adrenalin, acetylcholine, wham go the endorphins. Oh, you're cooking! 445 00:34:29,724 --> 00:34:32,971 You're like a pressure cooker, a microwave, all churning away. 446 00:34:33,019 --> 00:34:35,888 The particles reach boiling point, shazam! 447 00:34:35,938 --> 00:34:37,975 What did I do this time?! 448 00:34:38,024 --> 00:34:39,896 Are you enjoying this? 449 00:34:42,735 --> 00:34:44,605 Right, just tell me, 450 00:34:44,652 --> 00:34:49,527 these particles, are they dangerous? Am I safe? 451 00:34:49,576 --> 00:34:51,782 Yes! 452 00:34:51,826 --> 00:34:54,615 Doctor. 453 00:34:56,834 --> 00:34:59,912 If your lot got rid of Huon particles, 454 00:34:59,960 --> 00:35:02,166 why did they do that? 455 00:35:02,214 --> 00:35:04,170 Because they were deadly. 456 00:35:04,214 --> 00:35:06,837 Oh, my God. 457 00:35:06,886 --> 00:35:09,674 Whatever's been done to you, I'll reverse it. 458 00:35:09,722 --> 00:35:11,758 I am not about to lose someone else. 459 00:35:11,805 --> 00:35:16,972 Oh, she is long since lost. 460 00:35:21,483 --> 00:35:25,855 I have waited so long, 461 00:35:25,903 --> 00:35:29,694 hibernating at the edge of the universe 462 00:35:29,739 --> 00:35:34,572 until the secret heart was uncovered and called out to waken... 463 00:35:45,048 --> 00:35:47,669 Someone's been digging. 464 00:35:49,220 --> 00:35:52,048 Oh, very Torchwood. Drilled by laser. 465 00:35:52,097 --> 00:35:54,384 How far down does it go? 466 00:35:54,434 --> 00:35:58,973 Down and down. All the way to the centre of the earth. 467 00:35:59,020 --> 00:36:01,018 Really? 468 00:36:01,063 --> 00:36:03,518 Seriously? What for? 469 00:36:03,567 --> 00:36:05,396 Dinosaurs. What? 470 00:36:05,445 --> 00:36:08,399 Dinosaurs? What are you on about, dinosaurs? 471 00:36:08,447 --> 00:36:10,150 That film, with dinosaurs. 472 00:36:10,197 --> 00:36:12,570 I'm trying to help. That's not helping. 473 00:36:12,617 --> 00:36:15,615 Such a sweet couple. 474 00:36:15,663 --> 00:36:20,746 Only a madman talks to thin air, and trust me, you don't want to make me mad. Where are you? 475 00:36:20,791 --> 00:36:23,663 High in the sky... 476 00:36:23,711 --> 00:36:29,252 Floating so high on Christmas night. 477 00:36:29,299 --> 00:36:32,008 I didn't come all this way to talk on the intercom. 478 00:36:32,051 --> 00:36:35,634 Come on! Let's have a look at you! 479 00:36:35,682 --> 00:36:37,761 Who are you, with such command? 480 00:36:37,810 --> 00:36:39,473 I'm The Doctor. 481 00:36:39,517 --> 00:36:46,561 Prepare your best medicines, Doctor-man, for you will be sick at heart. 482 00:36:54,242 --> 00:36:57,490 Racnoss. 483 00:36:57,538 --> 00:36:59,994 But that's impossible. You're one of the Racnoss. 484 00:37:00,038 --> 00:37:04,582 Empress of the Racnoss. 485 00:37:10,718 --> 00:37:13,883 If you're the Empress, where's the rest of the Racnoss? 486 00:37:13,927 --> 00:37:16,384 Or are you the only one? 487 00:37:16,432 --> 00:37:20,013 Such a sharp mind. 488 00:37:20,059 --> 00:37:21,972 That's it - the last of your kind. 489 00:37:22,021 --> 00:37:24,975 The Racnoss come from the dark times, billions of years ago. 490 00:37:25,023 --> 00:37:28,102 They were carnivores, omnivores, they devoured whole planets. 491 00:37:28,149 --> 00:37:33,819 Racnoss are born starving - is that our fault? 492 00:37:34,865 --> 00:37:37,990 They eat people? 493 00:37:38,036 --> 00:37:41,035 HC Clements, did he wear those black and white shoes? 494 00:37:41,079 --> 00:37:46,287 He did. We used to laugh, we used to call him the Fat Cat in Spats. 495 00:37:48,002 --> 00:37:50,500 Oh, my God! 496 00:37:50,550 --> 00:37:53,836 My Christmas dinner. 497 00:37:53,885 --> 00:37:55,675 You shouldn't even exist. 498 00:37:55,718 --> 00:38:01,219 Way back in history, the fledgling empires went to war against the Racnoss. They were wiped out. 499 00:38:01,269 --> 00:38:02,931 Except for me. 500 00:38:02,977 --> 00:38:07,225 That's what I've got inside me, that Huon energy thing. Oi! 501 00:38:07,275 --> 00:38:09,060 Look at me, lady, I'm talking! 502 00:38:09,110 --> 00:38:10,770 Where do I fit in? 503 00:38:10,817 --> 00:38:13,774 How come I get all stacked up with these Huon particles? 504 00:38:13,821 --> 00:38:15,903 Look at me, you! 505 00:38:15,947 --> 00:38:20,532 Look me in the eye and tell me! The bride is so feisty! 506 00:38:20,577 --> 00:38:22,824 Yes, I am! 507 00:38:22,872 --> 00:38:26,455 And I don't know what you are, you big...thing, 508 00:38:26,499 --> 00:38:28,413 but a spider's just a spider... 509 00:38:28,461 --> 00:38:32,253 and an axe is an axe, 510 00:38:32,297 --> 00:38:34,419 now DO IT! 511 00:38:45,768 --> 00:38:49,183 That was a good one. Your face! 512 00:38:49,232 --> 00:38:51,811 Lance is funny. 513 00:38:51,858 --> 00:38:57,775 What? I'm sorry. Sorry for what? Lance, don't be so stupid - get her! 514 00:38:57,822 --> 00:39:00,069 God, she's thick! 515 00:39:00,119 --> 00:39:03,701 Months I've had to put up with her, months! 516 00:39:03,745 --> 00:39:06,869 A woman who can't even point to Germany on a map! 517 00:39:10,711 --> 00:39:12,792 I don't understand. 518 00:39:12,837 --> 00:39:15,879 How did you meet him? 519 00:39:15,926 --> 00:39:19,505 In the office. He made you coffee. 520 00:39:19,554 --> 00:39:21,385 What? 521 00:39:21,431 --> 00:39:25,512 Every day, I made you coffee. 522 00:39:25,559 --> 00:39:30,477 You had to be dosed with liquid particles over six months. 523 00:39:31,983 --> 00:39:33,855 He was poisoning me? 524 00:39:35,652 --> 00:39:37,690 It was all there in the job title. 525 00:39:37,739 --> 00:39:39,609 The head of human resources. 526 00:39:39,658 --> 00:39:42,529 This time, it's personnel. 527 00:39:44,203 --> 00:39:48,411 But...we were getting married. 528 00:39:48,458 --> 00:39:51,164 Yeah, well, I couldn't risk you running off! I had to say yes! 529 00:39:51,212 --> 00:39:56,543 And then I was stuck with a woman who thinks the height of excitement is a new flavour Pringle! 530 00:39:56,590 --> 00:40:00,800 Oh, I had to sit there and listen to all that yap yap yap... 531 00:40:00,846 --> 00:40:04,051 "Ooh, Brad and Angelina... Is Posh pregnant? 532 00:40:04,098 --> 00:40:10,224 "X Factor, Atkins Diet, Feng Shui, split ends, text me, text me, text me..." 533 00:40:10,271 --> 00:40:14,313 Dear God, the never-ending fountain of fat, stupid trivia! 534 00:40:15,860 --> 00:40:17,774 I deserve a medal! 535 00:40:17,821 --> 00:40:21,069 Is that what she's offered you? The Empress of the Racnoss? 536 00:40:21,117 --> 00:40:23,488 What are you, her consort? 537 00:40:23,535 --> 00:40:26,409 It's better than a night with her. 538 00:40:26,454 --> 00:40:31,706 But I love you. That's what made it easy. 539 00:40:31,751 --> 00:40:34,082 It's like you said, Doctor. 540 00:40:34,130 --> 00:40:36,417 The big picture. 541 00:40:36,463 --> 00:40:39,004 What's the point of it all if the human race is nothing? 542 00:40:39,051 --> 00:40:41,465 That's what the Empress can give me - 543 00:40:41,509 --> 00:40:44,926 the chance to go out there, 544 00:40:44,972 --> 00:40:48,470 to see it, the size of it all. 545 00:40:48,518 --> 00:40:53,519 And I think you understand that, don't you, Doctor? 546 00:40:53,565 --> 00:40:56,896 Who is this little physician? 547 00:40:56,943 --> 00:41:01,818 She said, Martian. Oh, I'm sort of homeless. 548 00:41:01,865 --> 00:41:03,487 But the point is, what's down here? 549 00:41:03,534 --> 00:41:07,156 The Racnoss are extinct. What's gonna help you, 4, 000 miles down? 550 00:41:07,203 --> 00:41:09,076 That's just the molten core of the earth. 551 00:41:09,120 --> 00:41:12,955 I think he wants us to talk. I think so too. 552 00:41:13,002 --> 00:41:15,205 Well, tough. All we need is Donna. 553 00:41:15,251 --> 00:41:19,208 Kill this chattering little Doctor-man. 554 00:41:19,258 --> 00:41:22,464 Don't you hurt him! No, it's all right. No, I won't let them. 555 00:41:22,509 --> 00:41:24,422 At arms! 556 00:41:24,469 --> 00:41:28,721 Ah, now...except... Take aim! 557 00:41:28,768 --> 00:41:30,555 I just want to point out the obvious. 558 00:41:30,601 --> 00:41:35,476 They won't hit the bride, they're such very good shots. 559 00:41:35,523 --> 00:41:37,518 Just hold on... Hold on just a tick, 560 00:41:37,567 --> 00:41:39,773 just a tiny little...just a tick... 561 00:41:39,820 --> 00:41:41,439 If you think about it, 562 00:41:41,489 --> 00:41:45,694 the particles activated in Donna, and drew her inside my spaceship. 563 00:41:45,741 --> 00:41:50,866 So, reverse it... and the spaceship comes to her! 564 00:41:50,915 --> 00:41:53,911 Fire! 565 00:41:53,960 --> 00:41:57,498 And off we go! The key! 566 00:41:57,546 --> 00:42:01,502 My ke-e-e-ey! 567 00:42:05,635 --> 00:42:10,344 Oh. D'you know what you said before, about a time machine? Well, I lied. 568 00:42:10,391 --> 00:42:12,471 And now we're gonna use it. 569 00:42:12,519 --> 00:42:15,768 We need to find out what the Empress of the Racnoss is digging up. 570 00:42:15,812 --> 00:42:18,019 If something's buried at the planet's core, it must've been there 571 00:42:18,066 --> 00:42:21,814 since the beginning. That's just brilliant! I've always wanted to see this. 572 00:42:21,861 --> 00:42:25,235 Donna, we're going further back than I've ever been before! 573 00:42:29,535 --> 00:42:34,492 If a key is lost, then another must be cut. 574 00:42:34,541 --> 00:42:37,914 At a-a-a-a-arms! 575 00:42:49,013 --> 00:42:51,761 We've arrived. 576 00:42:51,807 --> 00:42:53,428 D'you want to see? 577 00:42:55,143 --> 00:42:56,764 Suppose. 578 00:42:59,440 --> 00:43:03,104 Hold on, scanner's a bit small. Maybe your way's best. 579 00:43:06,405 --> 00:43:08,193 Come on. 580 00:43:12,327 --> 00:43:15,368 No human's ever seen this. You'll be the first. 581 00:43:15,415 --> 00:43:17,704 All I want to see is my bed. 582 00:43:20,084 --> 00:43:22,751 Donna Noble. Welcome... 583 00:43:22,797 --> 00:43:24,503 to the creation of the Earth. 584 00:43:30,807 --> 00:43:35,180 We've gone back 4.6 billion years. 585 00:43:35,226 --> 00:43:38,226 There's no solar system, not yet. 586 00:43:38,269 --> 00:43:41,601 Only dust and rocks and gas. 587 00:43:41,650 --> 00:43:43,898 That's the sun, over there. 588 00:43:43,942 --> 00:43:45,608 Brand new. 589 00:43:45,654 --> 00:43:47,399 Just beginning to burn. 590 00:43:49,533 --> 00:43:51,322 Where's the Earth? 591 00:43:51,368 --> 00:43:53,530 All around us. 592 00:43:53,576 --> 00:43:55,159 In the dust. 593 00:44:00,128 --> 00:44:02,333 Puts the wedding in perspective. 594 00:44:03,922 --> 00:44:07,836 Lance was right, we're just...tiny. 595 00:44:07,883 --> 00:44:11,757 No, but that's what you do, the human race, 596 00:44:11,806 --> 00:44:14,384 make sense out of chaos. 597 00:44:14,433 --> 00:44:16,594 Marking it out with 598 00:44:16,641 --> 00:44:20,139 weddings and Christmas and calendars. 599 00:44:20,188 --> 00:44:26,148 This whole process is beautiful, but only if it's being observed. 600 00:44:27,777 --> 00:44:30,317 So I came out of all this? 601 00:44:30,364 --> 00:44:32,113 Isn't that brilliant? 602 00:44:37,620 --> 00:44:40,077 I think that's the Isle of Wight. 603 00:44:43,587 --> 00:44:45,835 Eventually, gravity takes hold. 604 00:44:45,881 --> 00:44:49,836 One big rock, heavier than others, starts to pull other rocks towards it. 605 00:44:49,884 --> 00:44:55,426 All the dust and gas and elements get pulled in, everything piling in, until you get... The Earth. 606 00:44:55,474 --> 00:45:00,346 But the question is, what was that first rock? 607 00:45:02,021 --> 00:45:04,019 Look... 608 00:45:05,610 --> 00:45:07,271 The Racnoss. 609 00:45:10,320 --> 00:45:13,609 Now I have measured the bride's catalysis, 610 00:45:13,659 --> 00:45:17,532 I can force-feed it. 611 00:45:17,579 --> 00:45:21,451 Drink the particles, become the key! 612 00:45:26,252 --> 00:45:30,211 Hold on, the Racnoss are hiding from the war. What's it doing? 613 00:45:30,258 --> 00:45:32,463 Exactly what you said! 614 00:45:36,306 --> 00:45:40,097 Oh! They didn't just bury something at the centre of the Earth! 615 00:45:40,144 --> 00:45:42,890 They BECAME the centre of the Earth. 616 00:45:42,937 --> 00:45:44,599 The first rock. 617 00:45:44,649 --> 00:45:45,767 618 00:45:45,815 --> 00:45:47,685 What was that? 619 00:45:47,734 --> 00:45:48,939 Trouble. 620 00:45:48,983 --> 00:45:52,735 My wonderful key! 621 00:45:52,779 --> 00:45:56,237 Now, my servants, bind him! 622 00:45:56,991 --> 00:45:59,865 What the hell's it doing?! 623 00:45:59,913 --> 00:46:03,161 That little trick of mine, particles pulling particles - 624 00:46:03,206 --> 00:46:05,915 it works in reverse. They're pulling us back! 625 00:46:09,172 --> 00:46:12,296 Well, can't you stop it? Hasn't it got a handbrake? 626 00:46:12,340 --> 00:46:15,797 Can't you reverse, or, warp, or beam, or something? 627 00:46:15,846 --> 00:46:18,636 Back-seat driver! Oh! Wait a minute. 628 00:46:19,434 --> 00:46:22,261 The extrapolator! 629 00:46:22,308 --> 00:46:25,934 Can't stop us, but should give us a good bump! 630 00:46:27,525 --> 00:46:33,064 The bride shall join her groom - what a wedding there shall be. 631 00:46:33,114 --> 00:46:34,316 Now! 632 00:46:39,285 --> 00:46:44,326 We've gone about 200 yards to the right. Come on! 633 00:46:46,544 --> 00:46:51,541 She is close, the holy bride in white! 634 00:46:51,589 --> 00:46:53,921 Find her! Find her! 635 00:46:59,097 --> 00:47:03,971 What do we do?! I don't know! I'm making it up as I go along. But trust me, I've got history. 636 00:47:04,019 --> 00:47:06,307 But I still don't understand. 637 00:47:06,352 --> 00:47:10,311 I'm full of particles, but what for? There's a Racnoss web 638 00:47:10,360 --> 00:47:12,966 at the centre of the Earth. But my people unravelled their power source 639 00:47:13,041 --> 00:47:15,507 The huon particles ceased to exist, so the Racnoss were stuck. 640 00:47:15,544 --> 00:47:18,672 They just stayed in hibernation for billions of years, frozen, dead, kaput! 641 00:47:18,776 --> 00:47:22,406 So you're the new key - brand-new particles. Living particles! 642 00:47:22,455 --> 00:47:27,538 They need you to open it. And you have never been so quiet. Oh! 643 00:47:36,469 --> 00:47:40,801 I hate you. Yeah, I think we've gone a bit beyond that now, sweetheart. 644 00:47:40,848 --> 00:47:43,926 My golden couple. 645 00:47:43,973 --> 00:47:49,310 Together at last, your awful wedded life. 646 00:47:49,354 --> 00:47:52,812 Tell me, do you want to be released? 647 00:47:52,860 --> 00:47:57,610 Yes! You're supposed to say, "I do." 648 00:47:57,656 --> 00:47:59,444 No chance. 649 00:47:59,491 --> 00:48:01,404 Say it! 650 00:48:06,371 --> 00:48:09,080 I do. I do. 651 00:48:09,999 --> 00:48:12,622 I...don't! 652 00:48:12,672 --> 00:48:16,293 Activate the particles! 653 00:48:16,339 --> 00:48:18,922 Purge every last one! 654 00:48:22,595 --> 00:48:24,053 And release! 655 00:48:26,516 --> 00:48:29,723 The Secret Heart unlocks 656 00:48:29,770 --> 00:48:34,897 and they will waken from their sleep of ages. 657 00:48:34,943 --> 00:48:36,273 Who will? 658 00:48:36,319 --> 00:48:37,900 What's down there? 659 00:48:37,944 --> 00:48:40,444 How thick are you?! 660 00:48:40,489 --> 00:48:42,027 My children! 661 00:48:43,828 --> 00:48:50,580 The long-lost Racnoss, now reborn to feast on flesh. 662 00:48:52,752 --> 00:48:56,001 The Webstar shall come to me. 663 00:49:01,178 --> 00:49:03,383 My babies will be hungry. 664 00:49:03,430 --> 00:49:06,342 They need sustenance. 665 00:49:06,389 --> 00:49:09,137 No... Perish the web. 666 00:49:09,186 --> 00:49:13,099 Use her, not me, use her! 667 00:49:13,149 --> 00:49:15,395 Oh, my funny little Lance. 668 00:49:15,443 --> 00:49:21,318 But you were quite impolite to your lady-friend. 669 00:49:21,362 --> 00:49:24,069 The Empress does not approve. 670 00:49:29,248 --> 00:49:32,580 NO-O-O-O-O! 671 00:49:43,803 --> 00:49:45,923 It's Christmas! 672 00:49:45,973 --> 00:49:51,555 Harvest the humans! Reduce them to meat! 673 00:50:19,382 --> 00:50:25,673 My children are climbing towards me and none shall stop them! 674 00:50:28,724 --> 00:50:34,433 So you might as well unmask, my clever little Doctor-man. 675 00:50:34,477 --> 00:50:38,602 Oh, well, nice try. 676 00:50:38,649 --> 00:50:43,734 I've got you, Donna. I'm gonna fall! You're gonna swing! 677 00:50:46,324 --> 00:50:47,528 I've got you. 678 00:50:54,834 --> 00:50:57,079 Ooh, sorry. 679 00:50:57,128 --> 00:51:00,418 Thanks for nothing. 680 00:51:00,464 --> 00:51:04,338 The Doctor-man amuses me. 681 00:51:04,382 --> 00:51:07,965 Empress of the Racnoss, I give you one last chance. 682 00:51:08,011 --> 00:51:13,054 I can find you a planet, I can find you and your children a place in the universe to co-exist. 683 00:51:13,100 --> 00:51:17,101 Take that offer, and end this now. 684 00:51:17,147 --> 00:51:20,729 These men are so funny! 685 00:51:20,777 --> 00:51:23,104 What's your answer? 686 00:51:23,154 --> 00:51:26,274 Oh, I'm afraId I have to decline. 687 00:51:26,321 --> 00:51:28,696 Then what happens next is your own doing. 688 00:51:28,743 --> 00:51:32,199 I'll show you what happens next! 689 00:51:33,328 --> 00:51:35,870 At arms! 690 00:51:35,916 --> 00:51:38,413 Take aim! 691 00:51:40,752 --> 00:51:42,373 And... relax. 692 00:51:47,011 --> 00:51:51,424 What did you do? Guess what I've got, Donna. 693 00:51:52,138 --> 00:51:54,055 Pockets! 694 00:51:54,102 --> 00:51:56,013 How did that fit in there? 695 00:51:56,060 --> 00:51:58,016 They're bigger on the inside. 696 00:51:58,061 --> 00:52:01,226 Roboforms are not necessary. 697 00:52:01,272 --> 00:52:04,271 My children may feast on Martian flesh. 698 00:52:04,319 --> 00:52:06,525 Oh, but I'm not from Mars. 699 00:52:06,572 --> 00:52:08,691 Then where? 700 00:52:08,741 --> 00:52:13,032 My home planet is far away and long since gone. 701 00:52:13,076 --> 00:52:14,782 But its name lives on. 702 00:52:16,373 --> 00:52:18,703 Gallifrey. 703 00:52:18,749 --> 00:52:21,457 They murdered the Racnoss! 704 00:52:21,501 --> 00:52:24,415 I warned you. 705 00:52:24,463 --> 00:52:26,377 You did this. 706 00:52:26,426 --> 00:52:30,172 No! No! Don't! 707 00:52:31,720 --> 00:52:33,342 NO-O-O! 708 00:52:33,389 --> 00:52:36,427 No! NO! 709 00:52:36,477 --> 00:52:39,389 NO-O-O! 710 00:52:39,439 --> 00:52:41,266 NO-O-O-O-O! 711 00:53:04,672 --> 00:53:06,500 NO-O-O! 712 00:53:17,265 --> 00:53:21,976 NO! My children! 713 00:53:29,819 --> 00:53:32,361 My children! 714 00:53:40,333 --> 00:53:46,080 My children! 715 00:53:46,130 --> 00:53:48,709 Doctor! 716 00:53:48,757 --> 00:53:50,921 You can stop now. 717 00:53:50,968 --> 00:53:55,676 My children! 718 00:54:02,144 --> 00:54:04,435 Come on. Time I got you out. 719 00:54:14,824 --> 00:54:18,823 Transport me! 720 00:54:24,749 --> 00:54:28,125 Oh, they will suffer, so suffer. 721 00:54:28,170 --> 00:54:32,213 This planet shall be scorched. 722 00:54:32,259 --> 00:54:35,464 But what about the Empress? 723 00:54:35,511 --> 00:54:38,843 She's used up all her Huon energy - she's defenceless. 724 00:54:47,566 --> 00:54:49,561 Orders from Mr Saxon. Fire at will. 725 00:54:49,609 --> 00:54:50,898 726 00:55:34,403 --> 00:55:37,820 There's just one problem. 727 00:55:37,867 --> 00:55:41,740 What is it? We've drained the Thames. 728 00:55:53,923 --> 00:55:59,213 There we go, told you she'd be all right. Survive anything. 729 00:55:59,260 --> 00:56:01,343 More than I've done. 730 00:56:05,892 --> 00:56:08,139 No, all the Huon particles have gone. 731 00:56:08,186 --> 00:56:12,939 No damage. You're fine. Yeah, but apart from that. 732 00:56:12,984 --> 00:56:19,527 I missed my wedding, lost my job, and became a widow on the same day...sort of. 733 00:56:19,572 --> 00:56:22,280 I couldn't save him. 734 00:56:22,325 --> 00:56:24,322 He deserved it. 735 00:56:28,500 --> 00:56:30,204 No, he didn't. 736 00:56:33,214 --> 00:56:35,252 Better get inside. 737 00:56:35,298 --> 00:56:39,630 They'll be worried. Best Christmas present they could have. 738 00:56:39,679 --> 00:56:43,008 Oh, no! I forgot, you hate Christmas. 739 00:56:43,054 --> 00:56:45,344 Yes, I do. 740 00:56:45,391 --> 00:56:49,847 Even...if it snows? 741 00:57:00,906 --> 00:57:03,569 I can't believe you did that. 742 00:57:03,616 --> 00:57:06,490 Basic atmospheric excitation. 743 00:57:11,749 --> 00:57:14,331 Merry Christmas. 744 00:57:14,380 --> 00:57:15,665 And you. 745 00:57:20,845 --> 00:57:22,924 So... 746 00:57:22,971 --> 00:57:26,969 what will you do with yourself now? 747 00:57:27,016 --> 00:57:29,557 Not getting married, for starters. 748 00:57:29,603 --> 00:57:32,098 And I'm not gonna temp any more. 749 00:57:32,146 --> 00:57:35,062 I dunno, travel. 750 00:57:35,109 --> 00:57:36,896 See a bit more of Planet Earth. 751 00:57:36,942 --> 00:57:38,980 Walk in the dust. 752 00:57:40,907 --> 00:57:45,740 Just go out there and do something. 753 00:57:47,411 --> 00:57:52,161 Well, you could always... What? 754 00:57:53,416 --> 00:57:55,413 Come with me. 755 00:57:56,380 --> 00:57:57,999 No. 756 00:57:58,047 --> 00:57:59,545 OK. 757 00:57:59,592 --> 00:58:01,505 I can't. No, that's fine. 758 00:58:01,551 --> 00:58:03,131 No, but really. 759 00:58:03,179 --> 00:58:06,049 I mean, everything we did today... 760 00:58:06,097 --> 00:58:08,427 D'you live your life like that? 761 00:58:10,225 --> 00:58:12,513 Not all the time. 762 00:58:12,563 --> 00:58:14,225 I think you do. 763 00:58:15,939 --> 00:58:17,686 And I couldn't. 764 00:58:19,108 --> 00:58:21,732 You've seen it out there. 765 00:58:22,699 --> 00:58:25,946 It's beautiful. And it's terrible. 766 00:58:25,993 --> 00:58:31,575 That place was flooding, and burning, and they were dying, and you stood there like... 767 00:58:31,621 --> 00:58:34,660 I don't know. 768 00:58:34,711 --> 00:58:36,749 A stranger. 769 00:58:36,793 --> 00:58:41,501 And then you made it snow. I mean, you scare me to death. 770 00:58:44,177 --> 00:58:46,551 Well, then. 771 00:58:49,183 --> 00:58:51,264 Tell you what I will do, though. 772 00:58:51,310 --> 00:58:52,596 Christmas dinner. 773 00:58:53,853 --> 00:58:55,473 Oh, come on! 774 00:58:55,522 --> 00:58:58,978 I don't do that sort of thing. You did it last year, you said so. 775 00:58:59,027 --> 00:59:03,691 And you might as well, because Mum always cooks enough for 20. Well... 776 00:59:06,533 --> 00:59:10,572 Oh, all right, then! But you go first - better warn them. 777 00:59:10,618 --> 00:59:12,824 And don't say I'm a Martian. 778 00:59:12,872 --> 00:59:17,456 I just have to park her properly, she might drift off to the Middle Ages. 779 00:59:17,501 --> 00:59:19,040 I'll see you in a minute. 780 00:59:22,088 --> 00:59:26,506 Doctor! DOCTOR! 781 00:59:26,552 --> 00:59:30,009 Blimey, you can shout. 782 00:59:31,974 --> 00:59:34,638 Am I ever going to see you again? 783 00:59:34,685 --> 00:59:41,062 If I'm lucky. Just...promise me one thing. 784 00:59:43,029 --> 00:59:45,566 Find someone. 785 00:59:46,699 --> 00:59:49,694 I don't need anyone. Yes, you do. 786 00:59:49,743 --> 00:59:53,906 Cos sometimes...I think you need someone to stop you. 787 00:59:56,583 --> 00:59:58,163 Yeah. 788 01:00:00,543 --> 01:00:03,249 Thanks, then, Donna. Good luck. 789 01:00:03,299 --> 01:00:05,546 And just... 790 01:00:07,217 --> 01:00:09,174 be magnificent. 791 01:00:11,849 --> 01:00:14,177 I think I will, yeah. 792 01:00:17,689 --> 01:00:19,099 Doctor? 793 01:00:19,147 --> 01:00:20,895 Oh, what is it now? 794 01:00:22,984 --> 01:00:26,607 That friend of yours. What was her name? 795 01:00:27,615 --> 01:00:30,443 Her name was Rose. 796 01:00:56,225 --> 01:00:59,597 I'm The Doctor. Me too, if I ever pass my exams. 797 01:00:59,647 --> 01:01:01,684 What was your name? Martha Jones. 798 01:01:03,276 --> 01:01:06,399 Rose. Not that you're replacing her. Never said I was.. 799 01:01:08,361 --> 01:01:10,149 800 01:01:10,196 --> 01:01:11,779 It's started. 801 01:01:19,332 --> 01:01:21,079 Let her go! 802 01:01:22,753 --> 01:01:25,293 The Globe Theatre. 803 01:01:25,336 --> 01:01:27,460 Mr Shakespeare, isn't it? 804 01:01:27,505 --> 01:01:29,836 What are you standing there for? Come on! 805 01:01:32,344 --> 01:01:34,343 Very well dressed for a hitch-hiker. 806 01:01:39,976 --> 01:01:41,724 NO-O-O! 807 01:01:48,529 --> 01:01:50,399 Don't let go! 808 01:01:50,446 --> 01:01:53,613 Tonight, I am going to perform a miracle. 809 01:01:54,866 --> 01:01:57,490 I am 76 years old.