1 00:00:21,640 --> 00:00:25,040 “I heard your pulse, my deer! I heard it!” 2 00:00:25,040 --> 00:00:28,680 "Sent from iPhone" 3 00:00:29,840 --> 00:00:33,040 Blocked "Martha" on Facebook And then I took a leave of absence from the bar. 4 00:00:33,040 --> 00:00:34,640 {\an8}And maybe in the back of my mind, 5 00:00:34,640 --> 00:00:37,520 {\an8}I hoped that if I disappeared long enough, she might get bored, 6 00:00:37,520 --> 00:00:39,560 Or I might be able to forget what happened. 7 00:00:40,360 --> 00:00:42,480 But I still felt harassed for days afterward. 8 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:45,880 The smell of sweat on her neck as she pushed me against the wall. 9 00:00:46,440 --> 00:00:47,520 Why did you freeze? 10 00:00:48,120 --> 00:00:49,800 Why did you allow this to happen? 11 00:00:51,200 --> 00:00:52,160 It didn't look human. 12 00:00:52,720 --> 00:00:54,360 Not at all. 13 00:00:54,360 --> 00:00:57,680 “You haven't been to the bar for a while, Ghazali. What's going on?" 14 00:00:57,680 --> 00:01:00,840 "Sent from iPhone" 15 00:01:03,080 --> 00:01:04,200 You're up late. 16 00:01:04,200 --> 00:01:06,400 Yes, I couldn't sleep. 17 00:01:07,040 --> 00:01:08,720 How did your appointment on Friday go? 18 00:01:08,720 --> 00:01:10,680 It wasn't the best. 19 00:01:11,440 --> 00:01:12,280 Listen, 20 00:01:13,680 --> 00:01:16,640 I hope you don't feel like you can't Take people here 21 00:01:17,520 --> 00:01:19,360 Just because you were dating my daughter. 22 00:01:20,720 --> 00:01:23,720 No, that's not the reason, but... 23 00:01:28,480 --> 00:01:30,240 She left me on the way back to her house. 24 00:01:33,240 --> 00:01:34,360 What scum. 25 00:01:34,360 --> 00:01:37,200 Honestly, Donnie, You're better off without someone like her. 26 00:01:48,200 --> 00:01:50,960 I knew I could no longer hide Ignoring my problems, 27 00:01:50,960 --> 00:01:53,840 So I headed over to Terry's house. Determined to do something 28 00:01:53,840 --> 00:01:57,120 Which seemed even more reckless From any behavior of mine so far. 29 00:01:57,120 --> 00:01:58,400 "Queen" 30 00:01:58,400 --> 00:02:00,320 I was going to tell her the truth. 31 00:02:01,440 --> 00:02:02,560 Hello? 32 00:02:02,560 --> 00:02:03,880 Okay. I'm a delivery guy. 33 00:02:05,040 --> 00:02:06,320 Okay, I'm coming. 34 00:02:11,360 --> 00:02:12,520 What is this, Tony? 35 00:02:12,520 --> 00:02:14,440 Listen, I know I'm not the delivery guy, 36 00:02:15,160 --> 00:02:16,680 But I'm communicating something. 37 00:02:16,680 --> 00:02:17,600 What? 38 00:02:17,600 --> 00:02:18,880 Apology. 39 00:02:19,400 --> 00:02:22,760 Get out of here, you vulgar bastard. 40 00:02:28,240 --> 00:02:29,560 Does this mean I can go up? 41 00:02:40,600 --> 00:02:41,720 You have three minutes. 42 00:02:43,640 --> 00:02:45,000 My name is not Tony. 43 00:02:46,240 --> 00:02:48,600 I knew. What is your real name? 44 00:02:50,520 --> 00:02:51,520 It's Donnie. 45 00:02:53,440 --> 00:02:56,640 Then you can believe with your pursuit, but not with me. 46 00:02:56,640 --> 00:02:58,920 Is any of what you told me true? 47 00:02:59,640 --> 00:03:02,720 Your daring career in construction for example. 48 00:03:04,160 --> 00:03:05,320 No. 49 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:08,400 Why? Why did you lie? 50 00:03:08,400 --> 00:03:12,640 I don't know. I just felt weak, I guess. 51 00:03:12,640 --> 00:03:15,920 Pretending to be someone else helped me Accept it gradually. 52 00:03:15,920 --> 00:03:18,560 Someone, I don't know... 53 00:03:19,280 --> 00:03:20,280 Manly. 54 00:03:20,920 --> 00:03:23,800 This is the silliest nonsense I've ever heard in my life. 55 00:03:24,720 --> 00:03:26,320 You're unstable, you know that? 56 00:03:33,200 --> 00:03:34,920 ‫تكلّم إذًا، أين تعمل؟‬ 57 00:03:36,080 --> 00:03:37,960 - In a bar. - What bar? 58 00:03:40,240 --> 00:03:41,560 ‫لا يمكنك حتى قول ذلك.‬ 59 00:03:41,560 --> 00:03:43,160 The Hart pub in Camden. 60 00:03:44,560 --> 00:03:45,720 ‫ماذا تعمل؟‬ 61 00:03:45,720 --> 00:03:47,320 I just told you my job. 62 00:03:47,320 --> 00:03:51,000 Nobody wants to work in a bar. What's your plan? The bigger picture? 63 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:53,040 Where do you want to be in ten years? 64 00:03:55,480 --> 00:03:56,560 Comedian. 65 00:03:59,160 --> 00:04:01,600 That's good. 66 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:03,960 I'm sure this is a well-placed laugh. 67 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:08,360 Is that what there is? Do all this for material for your presentations? 68 00:04:08,360 --> 00:04:10,920 What? no. I would never do that, Terry. 69 00:04:10,920 --> 00:04:14,320 I don't believe you. I don't believe any of what you say. 70 00:04:15,120 --> 00:04:16,000 And guess what? 71 00:04:16,560 --> 00:04:19,360 Your time is up, you bastard. Get out of my house. 72 00:04:28,200 --> 00:04:29,040 Listen. 73 00:04:48,720 --> 00:04:50,960 "Edit profile" 74 00:04:53,080 --> 00:04:54,680 "(Tony)" 75 00:04:54,680 --> 00:04:56,440 "(Donnie)" 76 00:04:59,200 --> 00:05:01,080 "constructive" 77 00:05:02,560 --> 00:05:04,760 "Comedian" 78 00:05:11,200 --> 00:05:15,760 "(Comic)" 79 00:05:31,680 --> 00:05:33,080 "Donnie!" 80 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:36,720 Come here. Come say hello to the cooking group. 81 00:05:41,760 --> 00:05:43,040 Here it is! 82 00:05:45,880 --> 00:05:48,000 Have you ever cooked anything? 83 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:50,080 -We're still drinking alcohol. - Hurray! 84 00:05:51,480 --> 00:05:53,160 Who is with you? Are there any new joiners? 85 00:05:53,160 --> 00:05:55,120 Yes. This is "Bo". 86 00:05:55,120 --> 00:05:57,440 - Bo works as a painter. - Hello, Bo. 87 00:05:57,440 --> 00:06:00,800 This is Sheila. But unfortunately, you forgot your line of work. 88 00:06:03,160 --> 00:06:04,000 I am a lawyer. 89 00:06:13,400 --> 00:06:16,320 "My spoiled gazelle, If you don't want me to come to your house 90 00:06:16,320 --> 00:06:18,640 So you didn't keep coming back to your house Through the channel? 91 00:06:18,640 --> 00:06:20,720 "Sent from iPhone" 92 00:06:20,720 --> 00:06:22,800 "My spoiled gazelle" 93 00:06:28,200 --> 00:06:29,440 When I came to London, 94 00:06:29,440 --> 00:06:32,400 I moved in with Kelly. Who was my lover at that time in her mother's house, 95 00:06:32,400 --> 00:06:34,520 While we were trying Finding a home for us together. 96 00:06:34,520 --> 00:06:35,440 Nice to meet you. 97 00:06:36,360 --> 00:06:39,800 But the station was supposed to It lasts from two weeks to six months, 98 00:06:40,360 --> 00:06:41,520 Then it lasted for a year, 99 00:06:42,160 --> 00:06:44,600 She ended up calling me Emotionless and left home 100 00:06:44,600 --> 00:06:46,320 Before I get an erection. 101 00:06:47,880 --> 00:06:50,320 So then, in an irony that I couldn't believe, 102 00:06:51,360 --> 00:06:53,480 I found myself as if I were married to her mother. 103 00:06:57,480 --> 00:06:59,040 Shortly after Kelly's passing, 104 00:06:59,040 --> 00:07:01,640 Liz's eldest son died In an incident descending from a mountain peak, 105 00:07:01,640 --> 00:07:05,280 Which was way too intense To reach a new living situation. 106 00:07:07,200 --> 00:07:08,840 Oh, I'm so sorry. 107 00:07:10,440 --> 00:07:11,320 No, it's okay. 108 00:07:11,320 --> 00:07:13,000 -Are you sure? I can... - Yes. 109 00:07:13,640 --> 00:07:16,920 Okay. I'll finish quickly. 110 00:07:17,840 --> 00:07:18,880 I will order from here. 111 00:07:21,840 --> 00:07:23,360 Are you okay? Nice to meet you. 112 00:07:24,400 --> 00:07:25,320 For three minutes. 113 00:07:42,080 --> 00:07:45,480 Sometimes I wonder if the timing of Liz's son's death... 114 00:07:45,480 --> 00:07:47,520 It led her to see me as an extension of him. 115 00:07:48,120 --> 00:07:51,000 As if he left one day He came back a little Scottish, 116 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:53,840 And more neurotic, if I may say so. 117 00:07:53,840 --> 00:07:55,280 And more adept at descending from mountains. 118 00:07:56,720 --> 00:07:58,440 I have this. I found him in the upper room. 119 00:07:59,640 --> 00:08:01,440 - No, I can't. - He was elegantly dressed. 120 00:08:01,440 --> 00:08:04,160 Indeed. But honestly, I can't. That wouldn't seem right. 121 00:08:04,160 --> 00:08:06,160 I'll leave it with you. Think about it carefully. 122 00:08:06,160 --> 00:08:08,600 Honestly, Liz, I can't accept this coat. 123 00:08:10,480 --> 00:08:11,960 It was a strange living situation, 124 00:08:11,960 --> 00:08:15,440 Living with my ex's grieving mother Divorced twice. 125 00:08:16,120 --> 00:08:19,280 But in the end, I came to appreciate her presence in my life. 126 00:08:20,080 --> 00:08:21,680 She had endless positivity 127 00:08:21,680 --> 00:08:24,960 It only exists among those who fight The most unspeakable circumstances. 128 00:08:25,640 --> 00:08:28,640 So, when Kelly found out about my plans to stay, 129 00:08:28,640 --> 00:08:30,920 She allowed me to do so on one condition. 130 00:08:31,600 --> 00:08:33,640 Never bring chaos into her mother's house. 131 00:08:36,880 --> 00:08:39,320 I don't know how you do it. Honestly, I don't know. 132 00:08:39,320 --> 00:08:40,360 Do what? 133 00:08:40,360 --> 00:08:42,600 You stay up until this late Without any drink. 134 00:08:42,600 --> 00:08:45,760 I'm better off without him. I'm crazy enough as I am. 135 00:08:45,760 --> 00:08:47,440 My father used to say 136 00:08:47,440 --> 00:08:50,200 I'm completely drunk without drinking a drop. 137 00:08:50,200 --> 00:08:51,480 I know that feeling. 138 00:08:53,080 --> 00:08:54,320 It's great. I like it. 139 00:08:55,480 --> 00:08:57,760 -Do you want to fill your mug? -I think we should end it. 140 00:08:57,760 --> 00:08:59,280 Diet soda please. 141 00:08:59,280 --> 00:09:02,640 You will be very active with this amount of caffeine. 142 00:09:02,640 --> 00:09:03,600 I hope so. 143 00:09:03,600 --> 00:09:05,800 I may need someone to help me unload my activity. 144 00:09:07,760 --> 00:09:11,120 Listen, Liz, I think we should call it a night. 145 00:09:11,120 --> 00:09:14,480 I will wake up early and need enough sleep. 146 00:09:15,120 --> 00:09:16,280 I can stay here. 147 00:09:16,280 --> 00:09:17,560 We will warmly welcome you. 148 00:09:17,560 --> 00:09:20,000 This was an old inn with many rooms. 149 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:23,160 I think it would be better If Martha doesn't stay tonight. 150 00:09:23,160 --> 00:09:25,960 Her name is Sheila! Oh my God! 151 00:09:25,960 --> 00:09:27,840 You are supposed to be the conscious one. 152 00:09:31,760 --> 00:09:36,320 Sheila, I think you can keep calm For Donnie. 153 00:09:36,320 --> 00:09:40,360 Of course. I won't say a word. 154 00:09:41,040 --> 00:09:42,520 Great. So we agreed. 155 00:09:42,520 --> 00:09:43,840 I will prepare a bed for you. 156 00:09:43,840 --> 00:09:46,800 Donnie, why don't you make Sheila a cup of tea? Before bed? 157 00:09:52,280 --> 00:09:54,120 You have to leave here right now. 158 00:09:54,120 --> 00:09:56,320 No, I'll spend the night here. 159 00:09:56,320 --> 00:09:59,040 It would be rude of me if I didn't. My friend Liz is making a bed for me. 160 00:09:59,040 --> 00:10:01,280 She is not your friend and will not stay. 161 00:10:01,280 --> 00:10:03,080 Don't talk to me angrily. 162 00:10:03,920 --> 00:10:07,360 You're lucky I still care about you After you blocked me on Facebook. 163 00:10:07,360 --> 00:10:08,440 I won't talk about this. 164 00:10:08,440 --> 00:10:11,560 If you keep up this nonsense, I'm going to call the police. 165 00:10:13,040 --> 00:10:15,760 You wouldn't dare. I am a lawyer. 166 00:10:16,600 --> 00:10:18,600 I have certain standards to live up to. 167 00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:21,120 I don't want the police to make an unnecessary fuss. 168 00:10:21,960 --> 00:10:24,160 Leave then. Do not participate in this cooking class. 169 00:10:24,160 --> 00:10:27,440 And stay away from Liz and this house. 170 00:10:28,120 --> 00:10:29,080 Is that clear? 171 00:10:32,040 --> 00:10:34,520 Okay. 172 00:10:36,320 --> 00:10:37,160 What will you choose... 173 00:11:11,520 --> 00:11:15,240 “Don't call the police! "The party was on when I arrived." 174 00:11:15,240 --> 00:11:18,400 “But I don't even like cooking, so it doesn't matter "I will buy ready-made food." 175 00:11:18,400 --> 00:11:20,560 "Sent from iPhone" 176 00:11:20,560 --> 00:11:22,080 I spent the whole night feeling terrified, 177 00:11:22,080 --> 00:11:25,120 I think of everything Martha can do now After I knew where I lived. 178 00:11:26,160 --> 00:11:28,000 She can come all the time, 179 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:29,720 And follow me through the halls of my house, 180 00:11:30,240 --> 00:11:32,520 She sneaks into my bed in the middle of the night. 181 00:11:32,520 --> 00:11:34,520 What will happen then? 182 00:11:35,960 --> 00:11:39,720 I had to go to the police, But I decided to talk to her first, 183 00:11:39,720 --> 00:11:41,800 And he told her that if she came home again, 184 00:11:41,800 --> 00:11:44,080 There will never be a return. 185 00:11:48,360 --> 00:11:49,280 But it never came. 186 00:11:52,360 --> 00:11:54,200 She knew it was my first shift back. 187 00:11:55,400 --> 00:11:57,680 Was that all it took? To remove her from my life? 188 00:11:58,200 --> 00:11:59,920 Just one threat to call the police? 189 00:12:01,440 --> 00:12:04,120 It all seemed so simple and easy 190 00:12:04,760 --> 00:12:05,680 And very... 191 00:12:07,640 --> 00:12:08,640 Fuck! 192 00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:34,240 Damn. 193 00:12:46,040 --> 00:12:47,080 I will open the door. 194 00:12:49,520 --> 00:12:50,720 I told you not to come here. 195 00:12:50,720 --> 00:12:53,120 I don't think you have any say in this matter. 196 00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:54,200 "Kelly." 197 00:12:56,840 --> 00:12:57,680 What... 198 00:12:59,640 --> 00:13:01,920 - What are you doing here? -You mean at my family's house? 199 00:13:01,920 --> 00:13:05,240 -I didn't know you had plans to come. - I asked my mother not to tell you. 200 00:13:05,240 --> 00:13:07,000 I didn't want to make a big deal out of it. 201 00:13:07,760 --> 00:13:10,520 But looking at your facial expressions, Maybe it's too late for that. 202 00:13:10,520 --> 00:13:14,480 No, I... how long are you staying? 203 00:13:14,480 --> 00:13:15,760 As much as I want. 204 00:13:15,760 --> 00:13:17,400 Yes, of course. 205 00:13:18,040 --> 00:13:21,320 Yes, this is serious. Your girlfriend is deranged. 206 00:13:22,560 --> 00:13:26,440 Don't stop contacting me on Facebook, And she refuses to leave me alone. 207 00:13:26,440 --> 00:13:28,680 I started to worry that I might meet her by chance. 208 00:13:28,680 --> 00:13:29,840 Would you talk to her? 209 00:13:30,440 --> 00:13:32,400 - Not my love. -Who are you then? 210 00:13:34,680 --> 00:13:35,920 You have to solve this. 211 00:13:35,920 --> 00:13:37,960 Why me? I have nothing to do with it. 212 00:13:37,960 --> 00:13:40,760 prattle. You must have done something to cause this. 213 00:13:40,760 --> 00:13:42,120 Blame me like you always do. 214 00:13:42,120 --> 00:13:44,680 Yes, I blame you. I love drama. 215 00:13:44,680 --> 00:13:47,280 Anything to get you away from your stagnant life. 216 00:13:47,280 --> 00:13:51,000 Wow. It's great to see that you benefited From your graduate studies in psychology 217 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:52,400 After all this time. 218 00:13:52,400 --> 00:13:55,720 And I was the one who thought you were wasting it Working in a flower shop. 219 00:13:57,400 --> 00:14:00,240 If you keep bothering me, I'll tell my mom. ! 220 00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:02,880 Then you will find yourself fired From home in no time. 221 00:14:08,320 --> 00:14:12,640 I hate that bitch Kelly so much, I swear I keep seeing her in some places. 222 00:14:12,640 --> 00:14:15,680 "Sent from iPhone" 223 00:14:16,800 --> 00:14:19,080 Every day now, Martha would sit outside. 224 00:14:19,080 --> 00:14:20,960 This is the ticking time bomb in my life. 225 00:14:21,560 --> 00:14:24,600 Sometimes I would leave early in the morning And I find it exists. 226 00:14:24,600 --> 00:14:27,440 I love you, baby. Think of me at work today. 227 00:14:30,360 --> 00:14:34,120 Sometimes I would come back late At 11 p.m. or midnight, 228 00:14:34,120 --> 00:14:35,520 And I find it still exists. 229 00:14:35,520 --> 00:14:38,800 How was your shift, Ghazali? Did you think about me? 230 00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:41,800 I never understood what she was getting at, She never came close to me. 231 00:14:41,800 --> 00:14:43,560 She never came home again. 232 00:14:43,560 --> 00:14:45,560 I avoided meeting Liz whenever she passed by. 233 00:14:46,240 --> 00:14:48,720 All she did was whistle and steal glances 234 00:14:48,720 --> 00:14:52,360 I devoted 15 to 16 hours a day For passing encounters. 235 00:14:52,360 --> 00:14:55,560 Tell us a joke, cute one. Make me laugh. 236 00:14:57,120 --> 00:14:59,600 But as time passes and the temperature drops, 237 00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:01,600 I noticed a change in Martha. 238 00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:03,920 With her just staring. 239 00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:09,040 "Martha." 240 00:15:10,880 --> 00:15:11,720 Are you okay? 241 00:15:22,360 --> 00:15:23,520 And I ended up 242 00:15:23,520 --> 00:15:26,720 To return to the same feeling of compassion Which brought me to where I am. 243 00:15:49,120 --> 00:15:52,120 Oh my God, Martha! How long have you been sitting out here? 244 00:15:55,520 --> 00:15:58,480 Here. I have a tissue somewhere. 245 00:15:59,160 --> 00:16:00,000 Here. 246 00:16:03,280 --> 00:16:04,160 Okay. 247 00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:07,520 Here, let me... 248 00:16:25,600 --> 00:16:27,880 You will get a severe cold If you stay here all night. 249 00:16:36,840 --> 00:16:38,560 I'll take you home, okay? 250 00:16:39,920 --> 00:16:41,600 My landlord has a car and will... 251 00:16:42,880 --> 00:16:44,320 I'll pick you up. 252 00:16:47,120 --> 00:16:48,120 Okay, let's go. 253 00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:50,240 Here, let's go. 254 00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:14,120 Come on, sit down. 255 00:17:21,360 --> 00:17:22,640 I'll make you a cup of tea. 256 00:17:23,320 --> 00:17:25,320 It is important to warm yourself as quickly as possible. 257 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:41,240 "Beauty Queen" 258 00:17:53,160 --> 00:17:57,640 (Martha Scott) Bachelor of Laws First Class” 259 00:18:01,840 --> 00:18:03,760 Here you go. It's hot. 260 00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:17,080 Martha, you need to stop sitting At the bus stop on my street. 261 00:18:20,120 --> 00:18:20,960 Why? 262 00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:27,400 Because you're not sitting there Except because my house is 27 meters away from her. 263 00:18:28,880 --> 00:18:30,360 You live next to my girlfriend's house. 264 00:18:33,160 --> 00:18:35,560 Then why are you sitting there and not at your friend's house? 265 00:18:39,080 --> 00:18:41,080 Please, Martha, don't do this. 266 00:18:43,120 --> 00:18:46,680 My home means a lot to me, I cannot afford to live in another house. 267 00:18:52,040 --> 00:18:53,120 Fuck. 268 00:18:56,440 --> 00:18:59,600 Wow. Why are you crying, little one? 269 00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:01,800 No, I'm not crying, but... 270 00:19:03,080 --> 00:19:04,160 What's wrong? Tell me. 271 00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:07,800 You, Martha. You are the one who is wrong. 272 00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:12,760 But what can I do? For help, Ghazali? What do you need? 273 00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:13,680 Stay away. 274 00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:16,800 Stay away. 275 00:19:18,760 --> 00:19:19,760 About me? 276 00:19:19,760 --> 00:19:20,840 About our relationship? 277 00:19:20,840 --> 00:19:24,520 What are you talking about? There is no relationship between us! Damn. 278 00:19:24,520 --> 00:19:27,440 I can say anything to you 279 00:19:27,440 --> 00:19:29,760 You will only pick out what you want to hear. 280 00:19:30,840 --> 00:19:32,680 Look at how you are, 281 00:19:33,560 --> 00:19:35,240 You're staring at me like I'm... 282 00:19:36,200 --> 00:19:37,200 Like what? 283 00:19:39,520 --> 00:19:40,480 I mean... 284 00:19:42,600 --> 00:19:43,840 You believe it, right? 285 00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:01,240 "Martha." 286 00:20:03,920 --> 00:20:05,200 I'm breaking up with you. 287 00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:12,800 No. 288 00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:16,720 No. 289 00:20:18,360 --> 00:20:21,720 No, please. Don't. 290 00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:24,000 No. 291 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:26,080 Please. 292 00:20:26,080 --> 00:20:28,640 - I'll stop. - No, don't do that, Martha, okay? 293 00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:30,680 Just listen to me, okay? I listen. 294 00:20:32,560 --> 00:20:37,120 Don't think of this as something you've lost, Rather, consider it something you have acquired. 295 00:20:38,480 --> 00:20:39,960 If you stop now 296 00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:43,160 And you never called me again, The relationship is almost perfect, right? 297 00:20:44,080 --> 00:20:46,600 It's like a fairy tale you remember. 298 00:20:51,120 --> 00:20:52,600 But for it to remain a fictional story, 299 00:20:52,600 --> 00:20:55,520 Now you have to respect the boundaries of separation. 300 00:20:57,400 --> 00:21:00,640 And you don't want to Spoiling the ending of that fairy tale, right? 301 00:21:06,240 --> 00:21:07,080 No. 302 00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:08,520 No. 303 00:21:09,120 --> 00:21:10,280 I don't want to, Frankie. 304 00:21:15,760 --> 00:21:19,000 I wouldn't do anything to hurt what we had. 305 00:21:58,200 --> 00:22:02,600 "Heartbroken, empty... I know you're serious too, the looks in your eyes...” 306 00:22:02,600 --> 00:22:04,440 “I guess this is goodbye.” 307 00:22:04,440 --> 00:22:07,520 "I will love you, my little deer, forever in my heart." 308 00:22:07,520 --> 00:22:11,080 "Sent from iPhone" 309 00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:33,280 Okay guys. Okay, listen. 310 00:22:33,280 --> 00:22:36,560 Welcome to the semi-finals. You each have five minutes. 311 00:22:36,560 --> 00:22:38,800 The red light will flash 15 seconds before the end, 312 00:22:38,800 --> 00:22:42,520 If you exceed your allotted time, you will be disqualified. 313 00:22:42,520 --> 00:22:45,280 “Glinda” here is the introduction to the paragraph. - How are you? 314 00:22:45,880 --> 00:22:50,000 So if you have any special requests or introductions, So go to her. 315 00:22:50,880 --> 00:22:52,920 Good. Good luck, folks. 316 00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:56,240 I had considered that paragraph in my mind As a solution to all my problems, 317 00:22:56,240 --> 00:23:00,200 And my reaching the final might be enough To get me out of the hell of the past years. 318 00:23:00,200 --> 00:23:03,880 With Martha gone, it really seemed like nothing would hold me back. 319 00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:04,920 This was so... 320 00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:05,920 "Terry." 321 00:23:09,240 --> 00:23:11,280 - What is this? - What a warm welcome. 322 00:23:11,280 --> 00:23:12,840 No, but... 323 00:23:12,840 --> 00:23:14,720 I haven't seen you for weeks. 324 00:23:15,920 --> 00:23:18,200 - What are you doing here? -I came to watch the show. 325 00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:20,640 -You can't be serious. - Very serious. 326 00:23:20,640 --> 00:23:23,760 If anything will give me closure to our relationship, He sees you fail 327 00:23:23,760 --> 00:23:25,120 In front of hundreds of people. 328 00:23:29,360 --> 00:23:30,480 Is 20 people enough for you? 329 00:23:32,920 --> 00:23:33,960 Sorry, who are they? 330 00:23:35,360 --> 00:23:36,200 My friends. 331 00:23:36,200 --> 00:23:38,480 They came to keep me from slipping into a pattern 332 00:23:38,480 --> 00:23:40,880 Of shame-based behavior With horrible men. 333 00:23:42,560 --> 00:23:43,760 Nice to meet you. 334 00:23:46,480 --> 00:23:49,960 If I wasn't nervous before, I'm nervous now. 335 00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:52,840 Good. We are very difficult to please. 336 00:23:52,840 --> 00:23:55,400 Come on man, I gotta open the doors. 337 00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:59,000 Yes, sorry. I'll go up right now. I'll be here in two seconds, okay? 338 00:24:04,320 --> 00:24:07,680 Sorry, I don't know why you chose to stay. I'll go too. Enjoy the show. 339 00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:11,440 So dad, if you're watching this... 340 00:24:11,440 --> 00:24:15,720 - Oh my God. Wow. - ...Wear pants. 341 00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:17,120 Do you want me to introduce you? 342 00:24:17,120 --> 00:24:20,320 Okay. Can you introduce me as a little crazy? 343 00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:23,200 This might prepare the audience for something a little different. 344 00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:25,000 Of course. You are next. Good luck. 345 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:26,160 Okay, thanks. 346 00:24:30,440 --> 00:24:34,000 - Well done. That was great. - How cool is that, ladies and gentlemen? 347 00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:38,800 Okay. Your next paragraph is crazy. 348 00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:42,640 He was prowling backstage, scaring us all. 349 00:24:42,640 --> 00:24:43,640 This is an exaggeration. 350 00:24:43,640 --> 00:24:45,920 So you will have to keep your daughters away... 351 00:24:45,920 --> 00:24:47,320 Makes me look like a pervert. 352 00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:50,920 - ...and welcome to the stage, please... - Come on! 353 00:24:50,920 --> 00:24:54,120 - ...With "Donny Dan"! - Well, yes. 354 00:24:54,760 --> 00:24:55,840 Yes, this... 355 00:24:55,840 --> 00:24:58,400 Yes, sorry. Don't send your daughters away. 356 00:24:58,400 --> 00:25:00,160 This is not a joke. 357 00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:04,000 But I'm not after your daughters. This makes me look... 358 00:25:05,520 --> 00:25:06,400 I'm not a pervert. 359 00:25:11,520 --> 00:25:13,960 I find that phrase strange. “Get your daughters away.” 360 00:25:13,960 --> 00:25:18,040 It's as if they keep all the women in town away Instead of dealing with one pervert. 361 00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:19,840 It's the opposite result. 362 00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:28,200 I suppose he's a pervert anyway. It may be... 363 00:25:28,720 --> 00:25:30,920 A serial killer or something has... 364 00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:34,000 Special fondness... 365 00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:37,040 With little girls. 366 00:25:40,360 --> 00:25:44,280 So, yeah, I'm not after your daughters. I just wanted to make this clear from the beginning. 367 00:25:44,280 --> 00:25:46,880 I'm from Scotland, so I want your pastries. 368 00:25:50,040 --> 00:25:53,320 I know my accent doesn't sound Scottish, But if you want proof, look to me. 369 00:25:53,320 --> 00:25:54,880 I just turned 16. 370 00:25:56,960 --> 00:26:00,240 Okay, good. Okay, let's make some jokes. 371 00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:01,320 "Donny Dan." 372 00:26:04,160 --> 00:26:06,200 Three weeks ago, my girlfriend came to me 373 00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:08,480 She wants to try tantric sex, 374 00:26:08,480 --> 00:26:10,080 It is the art of delaying orgasm. 375 00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:13,160 And I said, "I've been dating you for five years," 376 00:26:13,160 --> 00:26:14,520 And you never reached your orgasm. 377 00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:17,080 What more do you want from me?" 378 00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:18,320 "Donny Dan." 379 00:26:21,760 --> 00:26:23,960 Two weeks ago, my girlfriend came to me and said, 380 00:26:23,960 --> 00:26:25,800 "I think we're unsuccessful as lovers." 381 00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:27,840 And I replied, “Seriously. 382 00:26:27,840 --> 00:26:30,160 That's what I said about us being close." 383 00:26:30,160 --> 00:26:31,600 "Donny Dan." 384 00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:37,240 Then a week later, she came to me and said, 385 00:26:37,240 --> 00:26:38,960 "I'm thinking of leaving you." 386 00:26:38,960 --> 00:26:40,800 And I replied, 387 00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:42,640 "Please no." 388 00:26:46,880 --> 00:26:47,920 "Donny Dan." 389 00:26:55,080 --> 00:27:00,080 Okay, let's do some jokes with gadgets. 390 00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:02,520 “Especially for you 391 00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:08,280 I want to tell you what I've been going through 392 00:27:08,280 --> 00:27:12,520 All the time we were apart, I was thinking about you. 393 00:27:18,160 --> 00:27:19,240 Thanks, let's move on. 394 00:27:19,240 --> 00:27:20,400 I miss you. 395 00:27:22,080 --> 00:27:24,400 And I miss you too You stranger that I don't know. 396 00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:27,200 I'm not a stranger you don't know. I'm your ex-girlfriend. 397 00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:28,400 Don't be so cruel. 398 00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:31,360 Who is that girl you were talking about? 399 00:27:32,040 --> 00:27:34,360 Is this Kelly your friend on Facebook? 400 00:27:38,360 --> 00:27:42,520 No, it's actually something called imagination. 401 00:27:44,120 --> 00:27:46,000 When you watch "Game of Thrones", 402 00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:48,720 The dragons in it are not real, you realize that. 403 00:27:50,720 --> 00:27:54,160 I don't know why they're laughing, you're totally bad. 404 00:27:56,680 --> 00:27:59,760 Well, for context, ladies and gentlemen, 405 00:27:59,760 --> 00:28:03,400 This is Martha, my stalker. Welcome Martha. 406 00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:05,320 Don't say that about me! 407 00:28:06,080 --> 00:28:09,360 I am a paying customer. How dare you imply mixed messages? 408 00:28:09,360 --> 00:28:11,640 Apologize to me now. 409 00:28:15,320 --> 00:28:17,280 Fuck. Who opened the doors of Broadmoor Asylum? 410 00:28:18,480 --> 00:28:20,680 You can't call me a stalker. 411 00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:22,960 You're the one who sneaks around my house at night. 412 00:28:24,320 --> 00:28:26,040 And peeping through my windows. 413 00:28:26,840 --> 00:28:30,120 Emails are sent to me Begging for anal sex. 414 00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:34,320 I really have no idea what you're saying. 415 00:28:34,320 --> 00:28:35,440 Yes, you know. 416 00:28:35,440 --> 00:28:36,680 I'll show them. 417 00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:40,440 - He knows what I'm talking about. -Can it be taken out? 418 00:28:40,440 --> 00:28:42,120 - Look, here you are. -Someone? 419 00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:44,200 I don't know what this is. 420 00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:46,520 Sorry, can we take it out please? Yes? 421 00:28:46,520 --> 00:28:49,440 Look, an email. It mentions anal sex. 422 00:28:50,600 --> 00:28:52,840 There you are, see? Look. Anal. 423 00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:55,480 - Come on, my dear. Come out. - It mentions anal sex. 424 00:28:56,800 --> 00:28:59,080 - Don't touch me. - Come out. 425 00:28:59,080 --> 00:29:02,000 You're not allowed to touch me. 426 00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:04,320 No. He loves anuses. 427 00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:07,200 Dirty lover who loves anus. 428 00:29:07,200 --> 00:29:13,040 A dirty, trashy bastard waiter who loves anuses! 429 00:29:15,240 --> 00:29:16,320 Don't touch me! 430 00:29:22,200 --> 00:29:23,880 I can't take my mom anywhere. 431 00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:51,520 "Terry." Fuck. 432 00:29:51,520 --> 00:29:52,920 Come in, quickly. 433 00:29:52,920 --> 00:29:54,200 - Was that "Martha"? - Yes. 434 00:29:54,200 --> 00:29:57,360 - That was crazy. -I know. We have to get out of here. 435 00:29:59,560 --> 00:30:00,920 I want to meet her. 436 00:30:01,760 --> 00:30:04,520 -You are not serious. - But I'm serious. I want to meet her. 437 00:30:04,520 --> 00:30:06,360 No, Terry. This is not a good idea. 438 00:30:06,360 --> 00:30:09,200 Think about it. I am a psychotherapist. I can understand with her. 439 00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:12,240 Think about it yourself. She's crazy. It is impossible to come to an understanding with her. 440 00:30:13,040 --> 00:30:14,880 You'll have to come out the back with me. 441 00:30:20,240 --> 00:30:21,680 Do this for me, okay? 442 00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:26,440 Well, fail. 443 00:30:28,560 --> 00:30:31,320 It's comical Being afraid of a middle-aged woman. 444 00:30:31,320 --> 00:30:35,440 Wait until you find out about my phobia From the huge abandoned back rooms. 445 00:30:39,320 --> 00:30:40,520 -Ghazali? - Damn! 446 00:30:41,480 --> 00:30:42,480 Fuck. 447 00:30:47,560 --> 00:30:48,480 Fuck! 448 00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:50,720 “Were you just with someone else in the back? 449 00:30:50,720 --> 00:30:52,480 "(iPhone)" 450 00:30:55,280 --> 00:30:56,440 - What a shame. - Damn. 451 00:30:56,440 --> 00:30:57,960 My body is trembling. 452 00:30:58,760 --> 00:31:00,480 Oh God. It's scary. 453 00:31:00,480 --> 00:31:01,920 Do you think she saw us? 454 00:31:01,920 --> 00:31:03,680 -I hope she didn't see us. - Damn. 455 00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:13,640 Let's have a drink maybe. 456 00:31:15,160 --> 00:31:16,280 I don't know. 457 00:31:17,600 --> 00:31:20,440 I didn't really plan to be here with you. 458 00:31:20,440 --> 00:31:22,680 Give me another chance please. 459 00:31:25,080 --> 00:31:28,840 Listen, this isn't about giving you another chance, but... 460 00:31:28,840 --> 00:31:31,960 I don't want anyone to see me Accompanied by the bad comedian from the show. 461 00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:36,840 You can sit at the table behind me And talk to me over your shoulder. 462 00:31:37,680 --> 00:31:40,240 Yeah, you'll like that, right? 463 00:31:46,480 --> 00:31:48,440 God, that comedy was terrible. 464 00:31:49,280 --> 00:31:52,480 Yes. And it was going well too. 465 00:31:53,360 --> 00:31:57,000 I really imagined that you might have succeeded if she hadn't interrupted you. 466 00:31:57,760 --> 00:32:00,200 -You always know what needs to be said. - Yes. 467 00:32:06,080 --> 00:32:07,720 So what made you stay? 468 00:32:08,320 --> 00:32:09,720 Seeing you suffer on stage. 469 00:32:10,800 --> 00:32:13,040 I wanted to get on stage and hug you 470 00:32:13,040 --> 00:32:15,200 And I ask you Find a real job. 471 00:32:20,440 --> 00:32:26,080 I also saw that you changed your profile On the site and... 472 00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:28,560 I don't know. 473 00:32:29,760 --> 00:32:32,800 I thought this might deserve some appreciation. 474 00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:42,080 Do you think you can one day get over what you did? 475 00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:46,760 No, probably not. 476 00:32:51,360 --> 00:32:52,400 It will be the reference 477 00:32:52,400 --> 00:32:54,560 In every argument we have from now on. 478 00:32:56,440 --> 00:32:59,600 I basically won for the rest of my life. 479 00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:01,880 Yeah, I think I can live with that. 480 00:33:03,880 --> 00:33:04,800 Who is lewd? 481 00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:11,440 You must be Martha. 482 00:33:12,680 --> 00:33:14,160 I heard a lot about you. 483 00:33:14,720 --> 00:33:17,520 -And I haven't heard anything about you. - Okay. Calm down, Martha. 484 00:33:17,520 --> 00:33:20,320 Who is the damned libertine? 485 00:33:20,320 --> 00:33:22,200 "Teresa." Her name is "Teresa". 486 00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:25,920 Donnie, I think Martha... You'll need more information than that. 487 00:33:25,920 --> 00:33:28,760 I understand why you did this, But now is not the time. 488 00:33:28,760 --> 00:33:30,680 Sit down. It's exactly the right time. 489 00:33:30,680 --> 00:33:32,600 - Don't touch him, you bitch. - "Martha." 490 00:33:32,600 --> 00:33:35,040 I swear to God if I touch him again, 491 00:33:35,040 --> 00:33:37,080 I will remove that smile from you, remember my words. 492 00:33:37,080 --> 00:33:39,480 Seriously. Let's go out, Martha. 493 00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:41,840 Honestly, Donnie, I was going to ask you if you were fucking, 494 00:33:41,840 --> 00:33:44,880 But I don't think you would put yourself down To fuck a woman this dirty. 495 00:33:44,880 --> 00:33:47,360 -What do you mean by filth? -You know what I mean. 496 00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:49,800 Well, I think we should all calm down a little. 497 00:33:49,800 --> 00:33:51,360 No, not until you tell me 498 00:33:51,360 --> 00:33:53,640 What is foreign licentiousness? With prominent cheeks 499 00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:56,040 Who acts like I don't have a right to be here, 500 00:33:56,040 --> 00:33:58,720 While she has no right to be in my country! 501 00:33:58,720 --> 00:34:00,320 Okay, Martha, calm down. 502 00:34:00,320 --> 00:34:02,520 - Eat something okay? - I take care of it. 503 00:34:02,520 --> 00:34:06,360 Are these the ones you accompany? Drug addicts, rapists, foreigners. 504 00:34:06,360 --> 00:34:08,280 I swear to God, if it were up to me, 505 00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:10,680 Their boats sank in the ocean. 506 00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:16,280 Do you know something? I'm starting to get tired of this now. 507 00:34:16,280 --> 00:34:19,760 So, Donnie, Why don't you tell her you're on a date with me? 508 00:34:19,760 --> 00:34:22,880 And that she should leave? 509 00:34:26,320 --> 00:34:27,560 Whore. 510 00:34:29,080 --> 00:34:30,280 Bitch! 511 00:34:32,200 --> 00:34:33,600 Fucking whore! 512 00:34:33,600 --> 00:34:35,560 You dirty, lowly bitch! 513 00:34:35,560 --> 00:34:37,400 - Martha, come on! - Fucking bitch! 514 00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:40,280 - You damned ugly bastard! - "Martha"! 515 00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:41,640 Let's go, Martha! 516 00:34:42,160 --> 00:34:43,520 High boots! 517 00:34:43,520 --> 00:34:46,080 Stop, Martha! Calm down! 518 00:34:46,080 --> 00:34:48,720 - Lowly bitch! High-top shoes! - Someone help us! 519 00:34:48,720 --> 00:34:49,840 High-top shoes! 520 00:34:49,840 --> 00:34:53,160 High-top shoes! Bitch! Bitch! 521 00:34:53,160 --> 00:34:55,080 You look like men! 522 00:34:58,320 --> 00:35:00,520 Okay, get out of here, Martha! 523 00:35:00,520 --> 00:35:02,480 Bitch with long fucking boots! 524 00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:05,240 You're a fucking psycho! 525 00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:09,440 -This is not true! - Shut up and listen to me! 526 00:35:10,040 --> 00:35:14,480 There's no parallel universe where I could want you, okay? 527 00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:17,040 So stay away from me, you hear me? 528 00:35:17,040 --> 00:35:20,680 If I even happen to see you on my way, 529 00:35:20,680 --> 00:35:22,400 I will make sure to put you in your grave. 530 00:35:22,400 --> 00:35:23,600 Do you understand? 531 00:35:24,720 --> 00:35:26,560 Do you understand? 532 00:35:26,560 --> 00:35:27,600 I understand. 533 00:35:29,080 --> 00:35:30,440 Now, get out of my life. 534 00:35:44,680 --> 00:35:45,880 Make way, please. 535 00:36:10,840 --> 00:36:12,080 Based on the play Baby Rinder. Written by Richard Gadd 536 00:36:58,760 --> 00:37:01,360 Translation of "Ola Ezzedine"