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You see this handrail right here?
Usually we'd be grinding all the way

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bad boy.

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But we're doing something a little
different today.

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We're in the mood for milkshakes.

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Ice cream.

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Milkage.

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Chocolate syrup.

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Uh, Luke, what are you doing?

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The bacon bit.

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Come on, what doesn't taste better with
bacon bits, right?

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Sure, this might seem a little extreme,
but you have to understand where Luther

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and I live. We live in... The No Fear
Zone!

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Yeah!

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And cut.

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Did we get it?

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Ah, fudge crackers, I didn't hit record.

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Luth, if we want to get our video on TV,
you have to press record. No problem,

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record. All right, let's do it again.

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Luth, you did remember to take the lint
cap off, right? Come on, man, I'm not

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dumb.

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Dude, you won't believe what happened
next. Oh, maybe. Don't forget that I'm a

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genius. Are you crazy? Someone could be
listening to us. Wait, don't tell me.

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Not again.

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Would you just calm down? Is there a
problem?

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Let's get a pizza.

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Then what? Nothing ever happens. Calm
down. It's only D -Day. We'll get a

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It won't take no one over to talk to
you. Calm down. Cause I'm a genius.

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It's only birthday.

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But by tomorrow, we'll have to be
teachers.

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I have to admit, our milkshake footage
came out awesome.

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So we entered it into a video contest on
a local TV station.

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Let me tell them about the prizes.

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Hang on, Luke. The show is called The
Shred. It's hosted by Dale Davis, and

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all about skateboarding. Let me tell
them about the prizes. Not yet.

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Anyway, people send in wacky skate
videos, and Dale plays his favorite. The

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audience vote, and the winner get...
Luke?

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What?

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Prizes. Oh, yes.

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Huge prizes, okay? Killer pee in your
pants prizes.

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Like a roasted pig or a suit of armor.

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And the best one of all is... A case of
spray cheese!

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Come on, who doesn't love spray cheese?

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Finger cheese?

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No, no, bro. The fact is, we still take
our skateboarding very seriously. This

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is just a little diversion to keep us
loose. Right, Lutz? Oh, yeah, I'm

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loose.

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In the meantime, we're waiting for Dale
Davis to call us to see if our video

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made the show.

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Where's that phone?

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All right, stop!

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Just listen.

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Okay, I found it.

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Luke.

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Oh, I put it here so I wouldn't forget.

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Hello?

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Sure, I'll call you Dale.

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Uh -huh. Uh -huh. You got it.

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You saw the video. He wants us to be on
the show.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Lurk, you do remember the rules?

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Two taps, a hug's over.

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Yeah.

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Hooch, it's that time of year again, and
we have a lot of work to do.

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in a meeting. Ooh, talking about lady
stuff, huh?

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I'm in. Actually, we're planning my
surprise birthday party. What? You guys

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your own surprise birthday parties?

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Isn't that, like, illegal or something?

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Tell him, pooch.

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She plans everything and shows up and
acts surprised.

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Watch.

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Hey, folks, it's time to meet our
finalists for this week's wackiest skate

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video. First up, from Pacific Terrace,
Zeke and Luther.

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Zeke is a C -9th grade student, and
Luther recently started knitting his own

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neckties. Took me three weeks.

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And their opponent, the reigning three
-time video champion, Barry the Goose.

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Goosey!

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So we're going up against our local
weird guy, Barry the Goose Goosey. He

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to be a decent skater. Now he works down
at Tire Depot and makes crazy skate

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videos on the side.

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Word on the street, Goose once ate a
live raccoon.

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No way. Hey, I'm just saying what the
street says, okay?

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Street gets chatty.

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All I want to say is that you got to go
extreme, man.

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You either go big or you go home.

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Clune on my way over, 43rd and Lexo have
at it.

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So, let's go on to the videos. And the
first up, Zeke and Luther's video. Whole

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lot of milkshaking going on.

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Their opponent, the goose. And a video
we like to call Rubble of

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Trouble.

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Take a look and see what the lucky
winner will get.

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Oh, this is my favorite part.

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A soft -serve ice cream machine.

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So, call in right now, folks. And
remember, you can call as many times as

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like.

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How about we invite Belinda Gronk?

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Pooch, I told you. I only want cool
people at my party. No Gronk.

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Milton Fist?

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Next. Wanda Hurdle. Okay, now you're not
even trying.

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person that absolutely must be at my
party is Hart Hamlin.

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Hart Hamlin?

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Beautiful, brunette, bad boy.

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Hart Hamlin?

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The one and the only.

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Hello? You want a bad boy? I'm about as
bad as they come, baby.

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I haven't brushed my teeth in five days.

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Give it up, stink.

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It'll never happen between you and me.

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Never. Yeah, well, I heard Hart only
dates chicks that are like five feet or

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taller. You're like four and change.

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It's true, Ginger.

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Hart's a tall chaser. If he wants tall,
then I'm going to give him tall.

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Hart Hamlin will be mine.

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We're back. The votes have been
tabulated and the results are in. Stacy?

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Oh, hold this.

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My favorite part.

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Oh, oh.

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For a guy. One for the blooper reel,
huh, Stacy?

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I have it. Thank you very much. And the
winner is... Goose! Yeah!

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Yeah!

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Yeah!

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And... Zeke and Lou!

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So tune in next week when they bring in
more videos.

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I'm going to make a promise to all of
you right here and right now. I'm going

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crush these two losers.

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I'm going to chew them up and spit them
out.

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Oh, yeah? Well, Luther and I aren't
afraid of the goose because he just flew

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into the no fear zone.

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In the no fear zone, there's only one
thing served.

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Goose. What did you say?

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No, no, no. You heard us.

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Raccoon breath.

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Oh, yeah.

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Oh, no, you didn't. Oh, yes, I did.

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We're spying to find out what that hairy
bus waxer's up to.

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Luth over here takes his undercover work
very seriously.

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Right, Luth?

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Aw, man.

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Blew my cover.

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Everyone knows I'm a shrub.

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Is the rocket on?

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Feeling good, feeling good.

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Yeah, we good?

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Well, bro, looks like we're going to
have to kick it up a notch.

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But I don't mind, because where do we
reside, Lute? A town called Fearless.

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No, the No Fear Zone.

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All right, brother, the No Fear Zone.
Oh, yeah.

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Wait till we get to loading this.

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These aren't tall enough.

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We need to go taller, pooch. Taller!

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Ginger, you're out of control.

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I can handle it.

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It's time for the you -know -what.

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Ginger, no.

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Not the... Yes.

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The big mama.

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Oh, yeah, baby.

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If we're going to win this, we need to
do something that's going to be wild.

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Something that's going to blow people's
minds.

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Ooh, ooh, I got it. Right here. I got
it.

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Luther? Okay, look.

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We rail slide the Great Wall of China.

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How about a thought we can actually pull
off, Luke?

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Well, if you... Let's go.

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Hey, Stinkster, what are you doing?

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You're just playing the finishing
touches on your sister's surprise party.

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That guy will do great. Crazy things for
love.

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It's her birthday?

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Huh. What are you gents up to?

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Not that I care.

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Just making small talk.

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Yeah, you know, we're brainstorming for
this video. It's supposed to really be

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impressive.

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Luce? I think I got it. Okay, so we're
going to fill our pants with helium and

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jump over the garage?

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We hit the ramp hard, and the helium gas
gives us just enough lift to clear it.

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Okay, but that's like... 50 feet. How
are we going to get down? It's just like

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Stinky's Balloons. We let the air out,
and down we come.

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Because where do we live, Lutz?

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The No Fear Zone. That's right.

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Don't get me wrong. I love the idea of
the No Fear Zone.

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But sometimes I get confused with the
Really, Really Bad Idea Zone.

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Okay, I think we got everything we need.

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I'm not scared either.

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What?

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I thought you said you were scared.

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No, I'm not scared.

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Why, are you scared? I'm not scared.

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You're not scared.

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Good, because we're definitely going to
beat the goose.

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Here, buddy.

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Slow, buddy.

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Hooch, heart looks so super bad boy
today.

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I'll take you there.

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Tiny food?

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Enjoy.

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Quiet, everybody.

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Ginger's coming.

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You ready to do this, Z?

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Yeah, sure.

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Where are we standing?

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The no fear zone.

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Right, right, right, right.

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Time to bring it down.

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Ready your zipper. Okay.

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One, two, unzip.

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This is bad.

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I can't unzip. Come on.

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Unzip. I have too much gas in my pants.

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Me too. Oh, no.

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Come on. What are we going to do?

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It's time for this lady to help herself
to a piece of birthday cake.

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If you know what I mean.

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Yeah, I know what you mean.

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Cake! Shall we?

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Hey, Ginger.

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I'm liking the outfit.

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Thanks. I like it up here.

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Ooh, a penny!

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I really thought it could work out
between us, Ginger.

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Oh, well, party on.

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This is bad, man, okay? We're getting
higher and higher.

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Listen, Luth, we'll be fine, all right?

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Whoa!

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That thing came way too close. I saw the
pilot's face. He was laughing at us.

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What? Hey, we are not a freak show. We
are a freak show. This is all your

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What? All right.

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Stop. Stop. Calm down. Calm down.

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Luth, you're right.

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I got us all caught up in this stupid no
-fear zone.

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I was so obsessed with beating the goose
that I ended up being the goose.

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I should have told you I was scared.

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Dude, maybe being a little scared is
actually a good thing. It keeps you from

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doing things that are...

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Dumb.

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Uh -oh.

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What? Channel 7 action newscopter. Oh,
no.

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Oh, no.

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Swim away.

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Swim away. Oh, no.

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Butterfly. Butterfly.

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This is officially the worst birthday
ever.

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Not after you see my present.

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A slingshot?

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Not your typical gift for an 11 -year
-old girl.

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Your brother's making like a balloon
above Bayshore and Sixth. And you, my

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dearie, get to shoot him down with that
slingshot.

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Sound like fun?

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What?

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Well, Zeke, if this is the end, at least
we're heading into a beautiful sunset.

251
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Ow! Oh, what the corn?

252
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Ow!

253
00:18:15,850 --> 00:18:18,470
A stale donut bowl? What the fuck? I
don't want that.

254
00:18:19,430 --> 00:18:20,430
Hey.

255
00:18:21,210 --> 00:18:22,210
Oh, no.

256
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Oh.

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learn to quit while you're ahead.

258
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The votes have been counted. Who

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will take home our grand prize?

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Will it be Zeke and Luther's gassy
pants?

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Strange young man, but still a winner.

262
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Well,

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it was a wild ride. But it feels good to
be retired from the wacky video

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circuit. And the best part is, now we
have all the creamy goodness we can eat

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whenever we want.

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Cone? Who needs a cone?

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May I cut in?

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Oh, yeah. Yeah.

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You love an idol.