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[MATEO GULPING]

2
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Oh, hey, um, uh,
can I get a sorry,

3
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can I por favorget a shot of,
um, rum? Or is it ron?

4
00:00:34,760 --> 00:00:36,320
Eh, do you know?

5
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What? JONAH: Never mind. Never mind.

6
00:00:38,440 --> 00:00:39,680
Just thought maybe uh,

7
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you look, uh... Mexican?

8
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Like you party.

9
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Kinda guy who as a good time.

10
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You wanna dance?

11
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Um...

12
00:00:56,960 --> 00:00:59,360
Look I'm just
passing through, um,

13
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so you'll never see me again.

14
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If you're embarrassed
by your moves...

15
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I'm not embarrassed by my moves.

16
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You know like
dad dancing
or whatever...

17
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My YMCA is, is pretty excellent.

18
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[INDISTINCT CHATTERS]

19
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So you here with um,
with friends, or?
Stop over.

20
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I fly to Buenaventura
in the morning.
Whoa. Colombia.

21
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Brave guy.

22
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[SNIFFLES] Yeah I, um,

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I should find my friends.

24
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Should I find my friends?

25
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[SPEAKING SPANISH]
Two tequilas and
two beers please.

26
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WOMAN: Okay.

27
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Oh, Oh, Oh. [CHUCKLES]

28
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What? What is that?

29
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That piece of Tupperwarestrapped
to your chest like a...

30
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This right here, is my
travel money belt okay?
Mm-hmm.

31
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It holds my money,
it holds my passport...
Yeah so do pockets.

32
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It's retro-chic.Okay.

33
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[SIGHS]

34
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Cheers, stranger.Cheers.

35
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Oh. Oh.

36
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Not when in Mexico.

37
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[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

38
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I didn't catch your name.

39
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What?

40
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I didn't...

41
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Jonah.Mateo.

42
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[MOANING]

43
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Yeah? Yeah.

44
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All right...

45
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[BOTH MOANING]

46
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Ah!

47
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[BOTH PANTING][MOANS]

48
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[EXHALES]

49
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[INDISTINCT]

50
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[CLEARS THROAT][SIGHS]

51
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Well, you can use
the shower if you want.Cool.

52
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I'm good.Yeah.

53
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[SMACKS LIPS]

54
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I'm gonna use the shower.Yeah.

55
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[WATER SPLASHING]

56
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[INSECT TRILLING]

57
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Yeah.

58
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Um, hey.

59
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Hey.

60
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Yeah, I'm gonna head out.Cool.

61
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Um...[CHUCKLES]

62
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[EXHALES]

63
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I'll see you around? Yeah.Yeah.

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♪ I get what I want

65
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♪ All I that I want
is a piece of your heart ♪

66
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♪ Body and soul,
your body and soul ♪

67
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♪ I get what I want

68
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♪ My heart
no it's never gonna shake ♪

69
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♪ Never gonna break

70
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♪ Never gonna
get that right, hey ♪

71
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♪ My heart
no it's never gonna shake ♪

72
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♪ Never gonna break

73
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♪ Never gonna
get that right, hey ♪

74
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♪ I get what I want

75
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♪ All I that I want
is a piece of your heart ♪

76
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♪ Body and soul, body and soul ♪

77
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♪ Your body and soul,
your body and soul ♪

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♪ I get what I want

79
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♪ Your body and soul [LIFT CHIMES]

80
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♪ My heart no it's
never gonna shake... ♪

81
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[CONSULATE OVER VOICEMAIL] Thank
you for calling the US Embassy in Mexico.

82
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Our offices are now
closed until Tuesday

83
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due to the Independence
Day Celebrations.

84
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Please call back later.[PANTS]

85
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♪ ...gonna get that right

86
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MATEO: Uh,
there were these kids on scooters,

87
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they must have
distracted me somehow

88
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[SPEAKING SPANISH]

89
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Okay, uh, I have a flightin
the morning I need to be on.

90
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I need my passport back.

91
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But you should never
let them touch you.

92
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I didn't let... Nobody touched me,
okay.

93
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I... I don't know how,
but nobody touched...

94
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...me.

95
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[SPEAKING SPANISH] What
are your plans for tonight?

96
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[SPEAKING SPANISH]
I don't know yet.

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[BOTH LAUGH]

98
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[FUMING]

99
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Wow,
you picked up Spanish real quick.

100
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I'd be careful,

101
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he's gonna steal more than
just your virginity, buddy.

102
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I'm gonna take this.

103
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I'm pretty sure I paid for it.

104
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[GULPS]

105
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Where's my money and
where's my passport?

106
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You have ten seconds

107
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or I'm going to the police.

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[SIGHS] Yeah.

109
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Your cards got declined,
um, pretty quick

110
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Where's my
passport? Have a shot.

111
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On me.

112
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[CELL PHONE BEEPS]

113
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[CELL PHONE DIALING]

114
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What are you doing?

115
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I'm calling the police.

116
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[MAN SPEAKING SPANISH ON PHONE]

117
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POLICE: [OVER THE PHONE]
Hello. Hello. Who do not speak English.

118
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Fine, I'll go in person and
make sure you go to prison.

119
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Oh whoa, whoa,
whoa. Let's not be hasty, bro.

120
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Oh, you taking off your shorts was hasty,
bro. Huh?

121
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Listen, you can go to the police

122
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and maybe they'll arrest me,
maybe.

123
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Spend what like
ten minutes in a cell

124
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but that kinda real
estate be overcrowded,

125
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so they let me out anyway

126
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and you still miss
your flight tomorrow.

127
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Plus there'll be asking
all these questions like,

128
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"What were you doing in
the guy's room anyway?"

129
00:07:00,160 --> 00:07:01,560
Are you slut-shaming me now?

130
00:07:01,600 --> 00:07:04,080
What do you expect making
love to guys you just met?

131
00:07:04,120 --> 00:07:06,120
Oh, it was a mutual jerk-off,

132
00:07:06,160 --> 00:07:07,520
and a pretty
average one at that.

133
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[SIGHS] You can call the police.

134
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Or I can just get
you your passport.

135
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Fine. [CLAPS]

136
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Let's go back to yours then.

137
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Yeah, it's, um... [SMACKS LIPS]

138
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[SIGHS] it's not at mine.

139
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I kind of gave it to this girl Khaleesi,
you know?

140
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What? No, no, no, no.

141
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I definitely do not know.
[SNAPS FINGER] Call her.

142
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We're not really friends on that level,
you know.

143
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Never really too sure when to
cross over into the number exchange.

144
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Right, sure, now I get you.

145
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You're just on the passing on
stolen goods kinda level, hmm?

146
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Where do we find her?

147
00:07:42,440 --> 00:07:43,760
Let me just finish
my drink first.

148
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Can we go now? Bro?

149
00:07:48,960 --> 00:07:51,760
[INDISTINCT CHATTERING]

150
00:07:51,800 --> 00:07:52,920
So is this like your thing?

151
00:07:52,960 --> 00:07:55,080
You find unsuspecting
cute guys at bars,

152
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screw 'em and then rob 'em?

153
00:07:56,520 --> 00:07:57,600
They don't have to be cute.

154
00:07:58,600 --> 00:07:59,960
This Khaleesi
doesn't hand it over,

155
00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:01,160
I'm going to the police.

156
00:08:01,200 --> 00:08:02,816
Oh,
worst case you reschedule your flight.

157
00:08:02,840 --> 00:08:04,600
Sure the Colombians
won't miss you.

158
00:08:04,640 --> 00:08:06,360
I've zero dollars to my name

159
00:08:06,400 --> 00:08:08,600
since you stole the
last of my savings

160
00:08:08,640 --> 00:08:10,160
and I'm pretty sure
my travel insurance

161
00:08:10,200 --> 00:08:12,000
won't cover robbery by rubdown.

162
00:08:12,040 --> 00:08:13,376
Oh,
was that what the kids are calling...

163
00:08:13,400 --> 00:08:15,216
And, by the way, yeah,
the Colombians will miss me,

164
00:08:15,240 --> 00:08:17,080
because I'm on my way
to meet my soulmate.

165
00:08:17,120 --> 00:08:19,440
[DISTANT SIREN WAILING]

166
00:08:21,640 --> 00:08:24,000
Wait here. Oh no no
no. "Fool me once."

167
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[SLIDES CURTAIN]

168
00:08:36,760 --> 00:08:38,640
You looking for something?

169
00:08:38,680 --> 00:08:40,640
Yeah, um, hi,
we're here to see Khaleesi.

170
00:08:40,680 --> 00:08:41,880
Oh, no, no.

171
00:08:41,920 --> 00:08:43,360
She's in a spiritual session.

172
00:08:43,400 --> 00:08:44,800
Juanita will help.

173
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Come, I'll bring your boyfriend.

174
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BOTH: He's not my boyfriend.

175
00:08:49,520 --> 00:08:51,320
Oh, no, no, we're not here to...

176
00:08:51,360 --> 00:08:53,160
Juanita knows why you're here.

177
00:08:53,920 --> 00:08:55,080
Huh?

178
00:08:55,120 --> 00:08:56,120
Hmm.

179
00:08:56,960 --> 00:08:58,600
Whoa.

180
00:08:58,640 --> 00:09:00,520
That's actually very impressive,
Juanita.

181
00:09:01,520 --> 00:09:02,560
How did you do that?

182
00:09:02,600 --> 00:09:04,200
Misdirection,
art of distraction.

183
00:09:06,160 --> 00:09:09,680
Think deeply about an aspect
of your life you want clarity on.

184
00:09:11,360 --> 00:09:12,400
Fine.

185
00:09:12,440 --> 00:09:13,640
How is this night gonna end?

186
00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:15,080
Ah,

187
00:09:15,120 --> 00:09:16,840
we'll start with romance.

188
00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:20,200
The Wheel of Fortune.

189
00:09:20,240 --> 00:09:22,200
Very promising.

190
00:09:22,240 --> 00:09:25,280
There's a big turning
point ahead in your love life.

191
00:09:25,320 --> 00:09:28,160
Right. Yeah I know it is,
but it's not him.

192
00:09:28,200 --> 00:09:30,360
I'm en route to my soulmate.

193
00:09:30,400 --> 00:09:32,640
That's actually why I
need to see Khaleesi.

194
00:09:32,680 --> 00:09:33,800
[JUANITA SIGHS]

195
00:09:33,840 --> 00:09:35,000
Right?

196
00:09:35,040 --> 00:09:36,240
What?

197
00:09:36,280 --> 00:09:38,280
Just feel kinda used.

198
00:09:38,320 --> 00:09:40,400
You feel used.
You're ridiculous.

199
00:09:40,440 --> 00:09:42,760
Look, Juanita,
I already know my future, okay,

200
00:09:42,800 --> 00:09:44,640
because I took the test.

201
00:09:44,680 --> 00:09:46,280
So your cards are gonna say

202
00:09:46,320 --> 00:09:48,400
my soulmate and
I are in Colombia

203
00:09:48,440 --> 00:09:50,840
in a very nice house.
With a couple of kids,

204
00:09:51,400 --> 00:09:52,480
maybe, a dog.

205
00:09:53,960 --> 00:09:55,040
Happily ever after.

206
00:09:55,080 --> 00:09:56,760
[SCOFFS]What's so funny?

207
00:09:58,600 --> 00:09:59,680
[SIGHS]

208
00:09:59,720 --> 00:10:01,280
Some of us want more.

209
00:10:01,320 --> 00:10:03,080
Some of us want love,

210
00:10:03,120 --> 00:10:06,240
the kind of love that you
would take a bullet for.

211
00:10:06,280 --> 00:10:07,640
And you need a test for that?

212
00:10:07,680 --> 00:10:09,880
To get more out of your life?

213
00:10:09,920 --> 00:10:12,560
Perhaps we leave it to Juanita
to ask the questions, yes.

214
00:10:12,600 --> 00:10:15,640
Yes, leave it to Juanita.

215
00:10:15,680 --> 00:10:18,320
You need a test for that?
To get more out of your life?

216
00:10:21,240 --> 00:10:22,400
Maybe turn over another card.

217
00:10:23,960 --> 00:10:25,680
Oh, I see.

218
00:10:26,480 --> 00:10:27,640
See what?

219
00:10:27,680 --> 00:10:29,480
Perhaps these soulmate's
finances are at risk.

220
00:10:29,520 --> 00:10:31,040
Oh, no, no, no, no. [SIGHS]

221
00:10:31,080 --> 00:10:32,800
No, that's where your wrong,
Juanita.

222
00:10:32,840 --> 00:10:34,240
[CELL PHONE BEEPS]

223
00:10:34,280 --> 00:10:37,320
Miguel is a quantitative
financial analyst.

224
00:10:38,400 --> 00:10:40,760
[COUGHS AND LAUGHS] Really?

225
00:10:40,800 --> 00:10:42,336
You're uprooting
your life for this guy?

226
00:10:42,360 --> 00:10:43,640
For Mundane Marco?

227
00:10:43,680 --> 00:10:46,240
It's Miguel, okay?

228
00:10:46,280 --> 00:10:48,840
And let's do another card,
boom that one, huh.

229
00:10:48,880 --> 00:10:49,960
[INHALES SHARPLY]

230
00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:51,800
BOTH: Uh-oh.

231
00:10:51,840 --> 00:10:54,920
The Death card doesn't
necessarily mean death.

232
00:10:54,960 --> 00:10:56,200
The death card?

233
00:10:56,240 --> 00:10:57,296
What do you mean death card?

234
00:10:57,320 --> 00:10:58,496
What happened to
Wheel of Fortune?

235
00:10:58,520 --> 00:10:59,840
Very promising.

236
00:10:59,880 --> 00:11:01,376
Pretty sure you asked,
how's this night going to end?

237
00:11:01,400 --> 00:11:03,200
How's your life insurance?

238
00:11:07,280 --> 00:11:09,240
Okay, fine, fine,
thank you very much, Juanita,

239
00:11:09,280 --> 00:11:11,200
This was all very insightful,

240
00:11:11,240 --> 00:11:13,120
but I think it's Jonah's turn,
hmm?

241
00:11:13,160 --> 00:11:15,600
Right? Maybe a little palm read.

242
00:11:15,640 --> 00:11:16,896
From what I can see
those hands have touched

243
00:11:16,920 --> 00:11:18,376
a lot of things that
don't belong to them.

244
00:11:18,400 --> 00:11:19,856
He wasn't complaining when
they were touching his dick.

245
00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:20,920
Juanita.

246
00:11:20,960 --> 00:11:21,960
[CURTAIN OPENS]

247
00:11:23,840 --> 00:11:26,240
[SIGHS] Hello there,
Khaleesi. Recognize me?

248
00:11:27,040 --> 00:11:28,040
How about now?

249
00:11:29,680 --> 00:11:31,160
I want my passport back.

250
00:11:31,200 --> 00:11:32,600
I already passed it on.

251
00:11:32,640 --> 00:11:34,120
You... you what?

252
00:11:35,280 --> 00:11:36,920
Then un-pass it on.

253
00:11:36,960 --> 00:11:40,040
There's a flight leaving at 8
a.m. and I have to be on it.

254
00:11:40,080 --> 00:11:43,200
It's 3K.Three thousand dollars?

255
00:11:43,240 --> 00:11:45,920
So I can buy back my
passport with my face on it

256
00:11:45,960 --> 00:11:47,880
because it's mine? How about no.

257
00:11:47,920 --> 00:11:49,400
You need to go.

258
00:11:49,440 --> 00:11:52,920
Oh no, no, no. I'm not going
anywhere without my passport.

259
00:11:52,960 --> 00:11:54,960
How would you like it
if I... If I took your stuff?

260
00:11:55,200 --> 00:11:56,200
Huh?

261
00:11:56,600 --> 00:11:57,600
Like this,

262
00:11:58,720 --> 00:12:02,000
or how about these, incense?

263
00:12:02,040 --> 00:12:04,120
Jonah, catch. JUANITA: No, stop!

264
00:12:04,160 --> 00:12:06,120
What about these. Mateo,
stop. Stop.

265
00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:07,416
I don't even know
what these are but...

266
00:12:07,440 --> 00:12:08,520
[GASPING]

267
00:12:08,560 --> 00:12:10,440
Or how about the crystal ball.

268
00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:13,200
[CHUCKLE] Oh,
yeah. Not so fun now.

269
00:12:13,240 --> 00:12:14,800
That the shoes on the other foot,
is it?

270
00:12:19,680 --> 00:12:24,720
[ALL SCREAM]

271
00:12:24,760 --> 00:12:27,240
[FIRE ALARM WAILING]

272
00:12:34,200 --> 00:12:35,760
[SPEAKING SPANISH]

273
00:12:35,800 --> 00:12:37,680
I'm so sorry. I didn't
mean to break it.

274
00:12:37,720 --> 00:12:38,896
I don't know what came over me.

275
00:12:38,920 --> 00:12:40,096
How do you say sorry in Spanish?

276
00:12:40,120 --> 00:12:42,040
Run. Run. Run?

277
00:12:42,080 --> 00:12:43,160
Whoa.

278
00:12:43,200 --> 00:12:44,280
Hey!

279
00:12:44,320 --> 00:12:46,760
Hey! Hey, you not pay Juanita.

280
00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:48,040
[DOGS BARKING]

281
00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:55,440
[EFFORT GRUNTS]

282
00:12:55,480 --> 00:12:57,920
MATEO: Hey, Jonah. [GRUNTS]

283
00:12:57,960 --> 00:12:59,480
Jonah, I can't get a grip.

284
00:13:00,320 --> 00:13:01,720
[PANTING]

285
00:13:01,760 --> 00:13:03,160
Who wears flip-flops
on a night out?

286
00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:04,296
MATEO: We were at the beach.

287
00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:06,160
[BOTH GRUNT]

288
00:13:06,720 --> 00:13:07,880
[DOGS BARKING]

289
00:13:15,560 --> 00:13:18,840
[BOTH PANTING]

290
00:13:18,880 --> 00:13:20,440
You think we losed them? Yeah.

291
00:13:20,480 --> 00:13:22,080
I think we lost them.

292
00:13:24,160 --> 00:13:28,040
[BOTH LAUGH]

293
00:13:28,080 --> 00:13:29,600
I don't even know
what came over me.

294
00:13:29,640 --> 00:13:30,720
What the hell was that?

295
00:13:31,880 --> 00:13:33,080
Oh, my God.

296
00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:37,840
So, Khaleesi,
she said she passed my passport on,

297
00:13:37,880 --> 00:13:39,440
do you know where?

298
00:13:39,480 --> 00:13:41,696
Look, they're not going to
give it to us without three grand.

299
00:13:41,720 --> 00:13:43,400
Which neither of us have.

300
00:13:44,720 --> 00:13:45,920
What about Manuel?

301
00:13:46,920 --> 00:13:48,680
Miguel. What about him?

302
00:13:48,720 --> 00:13:50,640
Well, you know,
can he wire some money?

303
00:13:51,600 --> 00:13:53,240
Oh yeah. Of course.

304
00:13:53,280 --> 00:13:54,800
Why didn't I think of that?

305
00:13:54,840 --> 00:13:55,880
Hey, Miguel,

306
00:13:55,920 --> 00:13:57,520
we haven't met yet

307
00:13:57,560 --> 00:13:59,440
but this guy seduced
me to sleep with him,

308
00:13:59,480 --> 00:14:00,800
only to rob me.

309
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,760
Uh, and you wouldn't
happen to have a three grand

310
00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:04,920
I could give him, would you?

311
00:14:04,960 --> 00:14:07,720
Hello, Miguel. Well if he's your soulmate,
yeah sure.

312
00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:09,960
I'm not asking him.

313
00:14:12,960 --> 00:14:14,120
[DISTANT DOG BARKS]You know?

314
00:14:14,960 --> 00:14:15,960
I have an idea.

315
00:14:18,040 --> 00:14:20,680
You could sleep with someone
else and rob them, too?

316
00:14:21,440 --> 00:14:23,120
I can get us the cash but

317
00:14:23,160 --> 00:14:25,160
it's like an, an hour's walk.

318
00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:27,240
Unless you have that
grand ol' better idea.

319
00:14:31,800 --> 00:14:32,800
No.

320
00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:36,960
No. No. No. No.

321
00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:39,040
This is the bed you made.

322
00:14:39,080 --> 00:14:40,376
Look,
I'm letting you have the pretty one

323
00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:42,040
with the little basket
and the little bow.

324
00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:47,440
[GIRL SPEAKING SPANISH]
What are you doing?

325
00:14:48,920 --> 00:14:52,360
Hey, hey, uh, no, no,
no, we're just borrowing.

326
00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:53,760
Uh, we'll bring them back.

327
00:14:54,680 --> 00:14:56,760
Uh, oh.

328
00:14:56,800 --> 00:14:59,840
Look, here, um, you have these.

329
00:15:00,480 --> 00:15:02,560
As a deposit. Okay?

330
00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:03,600
[SPEAKING SPANISH]

331
00:15:04,360 --> 00:15:05,360
Si?

332
00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:07,960
You wanna help?

333
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:09,000
Gringo.

334
00:15:12,040 --> 00:15:14,640
Yeah, yeah. Cool okay?

335
00:15:14,680 --> 00:15:16,640
You get those. I have these.

336
00:15:16,680 --> 00:15:18,520
Deal? Deal.

337
00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:20,000
Okay.

338
00:15:20,040 --> 00:15:21,160
Hasta luego.

339
00:15:22,160 --> 00:15:23,480
[SCREAMING]

340
00:15:23,520 --> 00:15:24,720
MATEO: We had a deal!

341
00:15:24,760 --> 00:15:26,200
[PEOPLE SHOUTING]

342
00:15:26,240 --> 00:15:27,560
JONAH: Come on,
come on, come on.

343
00:15:28,560 --> 00:15:30,800
[JONAH AND MATEO SCREAMING]

344
00:15:30,840 --> 00:15:32,400
MATEO: Can't
believe we've done this!

345
00:15:33,680 --> 00:15:35,080
[HOOTS]

346
00:15:35,120 --> 00:15:37,640
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

347
00:15:38,960 --> 00:15:40,400
[DISTANT DOG BARKS]

348
00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:45,880
Hey? Jonah?

349
00:15:46,840 --> 00:15:48,000
What is this place? [PANTS]

350
00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:55,960
What are we doing here?

351
00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:58,560
JONAH: Have you ever raced a
cockroach? MATEO: Raced a cockroach?

352
00:15:59,400 --> 00:16:00,880
Was that some sort of sex thing?

353
00:16:00,920 --> 00:16:02,640
I feel I need to say. [SIGHS]

354
00:16:02,680 --> 00:16:05,000
What you said before about
me sleeping with you to mug you?

355
00:16:05,480 --> 00:16:06,760
I didn't.

356
00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:08,336
Well, I'm pretty sure we
just got chased by police

357
00:16:08,360 --> 00:16:09,936
and stole some kids'
bikes because you did.

358
00:16:09,960 --> 00:16:11,400
I did mug you.

359
00:16:11,440 --> 00:16:12,560
And I did sleep with you.

360
00:16:12,600 --> 00:16:14,360
But I didn't do the
latter for the former.

361
00:16:14,400 --> 00:16:15,616
I have no idea
what you're saying.

362
00:16:15,640 --> 00:16:17,000
[SIGHS]

363
00:16:17,040 --> 00:16:19,160
I didn't sleep with you,
to mug you.

364
00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:22,360
I slept with you. And
then I mugged you.

365
00:16:22,960 --> 00:16:24,640
Right.

366
00:16:24,680 --> 00:16:26,200
Right. Well I'm glad
we cleared that up

367
00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:28,920
Never mind.

368
00:16:29,960 --> 00:16:31,560
[SPEAKING SPANISH]
There is two of us.

369
00:16:33,600 --> 00:16:34,840
[PEOPLE HOOTING]

370
00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:38,840
MATEO: Okay.[JONAH PANTS]

371
00:16:38,880 --> 00:16:40,000
MATEO: I can't see a thing.

372
00:16:41,160 --> 00:16:42,680
Jonah?

373
00:16:42,720 --> 00:16:44,336
JONAH: Take off your
shirt.[PATS ON THE PAINT CANS]

374
00:16:44,360 --> 00:16:45,600
MATEO: What? Why? No.

375
00:16:45,640 --> 00:16:46,880
Just take it off. No, I'm not.

376
00:16:46,920 --> 00:16:48,520
I get self-conscious.

377
00:16:48,560 --> 00:16:50,416
JONAH: I've seen your o-face,
so think we're past that.Fine.

378
00:16:50,440 --> 00:16:52,280
Do you mind explaining to me,

379
00:16:52,320 --> 00:16:56,560
how this helps meboard
my flight in eight hours?

380
00:16:56,600 --> 00:16:57,920
What are you... Ah,
what is that?

381
00:16:57,960 --> 00:17:00,280
That is cold and wet.
It's paint. It's paint.

382
00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:02,400
MATEO: Paint? Good.
Why are you painting me?

383
00:17:02,440 --> 00:17:04,480
JONAH: Okay, now you're good.

384
00:17:04,520 --> 00:17:07,600
[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]

385
00:17:12,600 --> 00:17:13,600
Right?

386
00:17:34,360 --> 00:17:37,040
Yeah this is great.
What are we doing here?

387
00:17:37,080 --> 00:17:38,720
My guy's not here yet.

388
00:17:38,760 --> 00:17:39,800
Your guy's not here?

389
00:17:39,840 --> 00:17:41,040
No.All right.

390
00:17:53,760 --> 00:17:54,760
I'm Jonah.

391
00:17:59,240 --> 00:18:00,560
Hi, Jonah.[JONAH CHUCKLES]

392
00:18:01,560 --> 00:18:02,760
There he is.

393
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:18,280
He's here.

394
00:18:18,320 --> 00:18:19,320
Give me your hand.

395
00:18:20,560 --> 00:18:21,880
You gonna read my palm?

396
00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:37,880
[SPEAKING SPANISH]

397
00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:47,600
[SPEAKING SPANISH]

398
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:54,520
This is only 200.

399
00:18:54,560 --> 00:18:56,120
That watch was at least three.

400
00:18:56,160 --> 00:18:58,760
Then you better win so
we can buy it back. Come on

401
00:19:06,440 --> 00:19:08,200
[PEOPLE CHEERING]

402
00:19:11,640 --> 00:19:13,320
[MAN SPEAKING SPANISH]

403
00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:18,320
Blue wins. Here is
your profit. Senorita.

404
00:19:18,360 --> 00:19:20,800
So you literally meant
cockroach racing.

405
00:19:20,840 --> 00:19:21,976
[SPEAKING SPANISH]
Place your bets!

406
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:23,080
Wait? What?

407
00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:24,720
Hold on. One more
bet. One more bet.

408
00:19:24,760 --> 00:19:27,120
That's all we've
got. That's all we got.

409
00:19:27,160 --> 00:19:29,000
Pick one. Put it in there.

410
00:19:29,040 --> 00:19:30,120
I'm... I'm not doing that.

411
00:19:30,160 --> 00:19:31,680
You want your
passport back or not?

412
00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:34,720
Fine! Uh, what do I do?

413
00:19:34,760 --> 00:19:36,096
You got to pick one,
and you going to leave it in there.

414
00:19:36,120 --> 00:19:37,480
Any one? Okay. Any one.

415
00:19:37,840 --> 00:19:38,840
All right.

416
00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:40,680
Dammit.

417
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:43,440
That's gross. Damn it.

418
00:19:43,480 --> 00:19:44,600
All right.

419
00:19:44,640 --> 00:19:46,160
BOTH: We got the pink one.

420
00:19:46,200 --> 00:19:47,736
[JONAH CLEARS THROAT][MAN
SPEAKING SPANISH] Get ready!

421
00:19:47,760 --> 00:19:48,840
[KISSES]

422
00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:51,160
[MAN SPEAKING SPANISH] One,
two...

423
00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:52,240
Come on.

424
00:19:52,280 --> 00:19:53,880
MAN [IN SPANISH]: Three!

425
00:19:53,920 --> 00:19:56,920
MATEO: Go, go, go, go.

426
00:19:56,960 --> 00:19:58,880
Come on baby. Come on baby.

427
00:19:58,920 --> 00:20:01,040
[MATEO AND JONAH CHEER]

428
00:20:06,760 --> 00:20:08,120
[MATEO AND JONAH CELEBRATE]

429
00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:12,080
I won. We won.

430
00:20:23,880 --> 00:20:25,480
[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING]

431
00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:04,160
MATEO: So you're just passing through,
huh?

432
00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:05,880
I am.

433
00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:09,960
Just been passing through
for a couple years.Right.

434
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:12,280
And before you turned
into the Artful Dodger?

435
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:14,000
[SCOFFS]

436
00:21:14,920 --> 00:21:17,000
I'm just kinda backpacking,
you know?

437
00:21:18,240 --> 00:21:19,880
I landed here. [SNIFFLES]

438
00:21:19,920 --> 00:21:21,040
Hotels were cheap.

439
00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:23,320
Booze was cheap. So,
uh, just kinda stayed.

440
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:26,920
And are you content with that?

441
00:21:26,960 --> 00:21:31,560
I'm not so much carpe diem
as just get through the diem.

442
00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:33,560
[FIREWORKS BURSTING]

443
00:21:39,280 --> 00:21:41,200
What would you do?

444
00:21:41,240 --> 00:21:43,920
If you weren't here right
now? What would you do?

445
00:21:43,960 --> 00:21:46,640
I'd be back with the
sexy Spaniard at the bar

446
00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:48,256
before you came crashing
in and stole his drink.

447
00:21:48,280 --> 00:21:49,520
Ah! Seriously?

448
00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:51,680
What's the fantasy?

449
00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:08,440
A farm.

450
00:22:09,160 --> 00:22:10,440
A farm. [LAUGHS]

451
00:22:10,480 --> 00:22:12,160
Oh. No. No. No. This is stupid.

452
00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:13,400
I'm sorry.

453
00:22:13,440 --> 00:22:15,240
No,
I was just picturing you in the overalls

454
00:22:15,280 --> 00:22:16,600
and the... and the straw hat.

455
00:22:16,640 --> 00:22:17,896
Oh,
what. What this turning you on?

456
00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:19,216
It's starting to a
little bit. Yeah. Okay?

457
00:22:19,240 --> 00:22:20,920
Yeah,
a little bit. Go on. I want to hear.

458
00:22:22,360 --> 00:22:23,400
I...

459
00:22:23,840 --> 00:22:24,840
I just...

460
00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:30,720
My mom, until she passed, uh,

461
00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:33,320
we used to have this little
patch of dirt on our balcony

462
00:22:33,360 --> 00:22:37,160
and... I don't know it was
like this little piece of tranquility

463
00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:40,480
among the sea of concrete.

464
00:22:43,440 --> 00:22:45,360
I just wanna grow stuff.

465
00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:47,360
You know. Fruits of my labor,
you know?

466
00:22:48,080 --> 00:22:49,320
Like... [SIGHS]

467
00:22:49,360 --> 00:22:50,560
Like there's this earth,

468
00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:53,680
and these things,
they just grow and survive.

469
00:22:53,720 --> 00:22:57,040
No matter the politics
or the crime and...

470
00:22:57,080 --> 00:22:59,080
and like oceans and stars

471
00:22:59,120 --> 00:23:02,400
and, we're worrying about,
you know swiping left or right

472
00:23:02,440 --> 00:23:04,160
how many likes we get, and...

473
00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:08,160
and there's like this...

474
00:23:09,280 --> 00:23:11,480
there's like this tree...

475
00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:18,920
I'm really high.

476
00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:20,000
[SOFT CHUCKLES]

477
00:23:21,760 --> 00:23:23,200
Do it.[SNIFFLES]

478
00:23:24,360 --> 00:23:25,520
Get yourself a farm.

479
00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:30,240
Where there's a
will there's a way.

480
00:23:30,280 --> 00:23:31,840
Argh... my head's spinning.

481
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:35,360
[SIGHS AND SNIFFLES]

482
00:23:37,080 --> 00:23:38,560
You know what you
said before about...

483
00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:41,080
about the house and the kids,

484
00:23:43,320 --> 00:23:44,400
that why you took it?

485
00:23:49,120 --> 00:23:52,200
I mean would you... you
never thought about taking it?

486
00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:53,280
What's the point?

487
00:23:53,320 --> 00:23:54,360
What's the point?

488
00:23:55,240 --> 00:23:56,480
You don't believe in love?

489
00:23:57,800 --> 00:23:59,000
[SNIFFLES]

490
00:23:59,040 --> 00:24:00,120
Just not for me.

491
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:05,720
[SIGHS]

492
00:24:05,760 --> 00:24:06,800
Let's do this. Come on.

493
00:24:07,440 --> 00:24:09,840
[PEOPLE CHEERING]

494
00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:11,600
[SPEAKING SPANISH] Blue wins. Damn it,
azul.

495
00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:14,120
[EXHALES]

496
00:24:14,160 --> 00:24:15,416
Hey. We're still up
a thousand dollars.

497
00:24:15,440 --> 00:24:16,920
Okay, we're good.

498
00:24:16,960 --> 00:24:19,200
[SPEAKING SPANISH] Place
your bets! Maybe we shouldn't...

499
00:24:19,360 --> 00:24:20,480
A thousand?

500
00:24:22,360 --> 00:24:24,560
She just bet a thousand dollars?

501
00:24:24,600 --> 00:24:26,320
Oh, oh,
oh. You just bet a thousand dollars.

502
00:24:27,120 --> 00:24:28,200
That's all we have left.

503
00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:29,840
You gotta go all
in. I can't go all in.

504
00:24:29,880 --> 00:24:31,656
I can't put a thousand
dollars on a cockroach.

505
00:24:31,680 --> 00:24:33,800
Come on. Juanita give
you the Wheel of Fortune.

506
00:24:33,840 --> 00:24:34,920
Juanita? Mm-hmm.

507
00:24:34,960 --> 00:24:36,600
Wheel of... [CHUCKLES]

508
00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:38,880
Okay. Fine. Fine. Yeah,

509
00:24:38,920 --> 00:24:41,200
a thousand dollars
on Rosada por favor.

510
00:24:42,240 --> 00:24:48,560
[COUNTING IN SPANISH]

511
00:24:48,600 --> 00:24:50,040
Yeah, I can't watchGo, go, go.

512
00:24:51,920 --> 00:24:53,440
Come on. Come on.
Come on. Come on

513
00:24:53,480 --> 00:24:55,520
Yeah,
come on. It's his house. It's his house.

514
00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:57,080
Take it home. Take
it home. Come on.

515
00:24:57,120 --> 00:24:59,320
It's good. It's good.

516
00:24:59,360 --> 00:25:01,360
What? No, no. What? MATEO: Whoa,
what's happening?

517
00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:02,920
What? What? What?

518
00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:05,080
Oh, my God. Interference.

519
00:25:05,120 --> 00:25:08,480
Are they... What
is... what is that?

520
00:25:08,520 --> 00:25:10,360
[TRILLING]MATEO:
What is she doing?

521
00:25:10,400 --> 00:25:11,640
Azul is eating Rosada.

522
00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:16,000
Rosada.

523
00:25:18,680 --> 00:25:20,160
Azul![GROANS]

524
00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:39,080
[MEN SPEAKING SPANISH] Hey
you! Have you seen two Gringos?

525
00:25:39,120 --> 00:25:41,760
A black guy and a white guy,
quite tall?

526
00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:43,800
Yeah, they've gone up there!

527
00:25:43,840 --> 00:25:45,480
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

528
00:25:45,520 --> 00:25:46,600
Let's go.

529
00:25:48,520 --> 00:25:49,640
[INAUDIBLE]

530
00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:59,960
[BOTH PANTING]

531
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:02,280
How'd they even know
that we'd be there?

532
00:26:02,320 --> 00:26:03,800
It is only a
broken crystal ball.

533
00:26:03,840 --> 00:26:06,600
I'm not exactly
criminal numero uno.

534
00:26:06,640 --> 00:26:10,080
I will not survive in a Mexican jail. Oh,
no?

535
00:26:10,120 --> 00:26:12,120
Think you'd look pretty
cute in an orange jumpsuit.

536
00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:13,920
It's not funny.

537
00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:17,560
All right. [SNIFFLES]
What now? Where to?

538
00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:20,720
Nothing and nowhere.

539
00:26:20,760 --> 00:26:22,520
You know,
seeing how we lost all our money.

540
00:26:22,560 --> 00:26:25,840
And... I don't think they're going to
accept kids' fireworks as payment.

541
00:26:27,640 --> 00:26:28,800
Our last chance is...

542
00:26:30,040 --> 00:26:31,520
To steal it back.

543
00:26:32,640 --> 00:26:33,840
[BICYCLE WHIRRING]

544
00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:37,240
[DISTANT DOG BARKS]

545
00:26:42,840 --> 00:26:44,120
Quiet!

546
00:26:47,560 --> 00:26:50,440
[GUARDS SPEAKING SPANISH] All
quiet here. Let's check the other entrance.

547
00:26:51,240 --> 00:26:53,000
MATEO: What is this place?

548
00:26:53,040 --> 00:26:54,680
A less legit version
of US embassy.

549
00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:02,800
[EXHALES]

550
00:27:02,840 --> 00:27:05,080
What, do you want meto
walk in there all by myself?

551
00:27:06,680 --> 00:27:08,960
Fine. Fine, I'll just do it.

552
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:10,200
Can't we both go?

553
00:27:10,240 --> 00:27:13,200
You stay here. Keep
watch. Watch what?

554
00:27:29,280 --> 00:27:30,280
Screw this.

555
00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:13,560
[WOMAN SPEAKING
SPANISH] Are they here yet?

556
00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:16,200
What do we actually
pay the cops for?

557
00:28:16,240 --> 00:28:17,480
[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]

558
00:28:24,760 --> 00:28:25,920
Did you get it? Jesus!

559
00:28:26,280 --> 00:28:27,600
[PANTS]

560
00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:29,440
I thought I told
you to wait outside.

561
00:28:29,480 --> 00:28:30,800
What the hell is this place?

562
00:28:31,680 --> 00:28:33,160
That's a bazooka.

563
00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:35,760
And this is like the Mafia
equivalent of Costco.

564
00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:36,800
Keep your voice down.

565
00:28:39,360 --> 00:28:40,640
Make yourself useful. Go.

566
00:28:46,880 --> 00:28:48,000
[OBJECT DROPS IN DISTANCE]

567
00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:51,000
Oh, I got it!

568
00:28:51,040 --> 00:28:52,440
[SHUSHES]I got it. I got it.

569
00:28:53,360 --> 00:28:55,520
I can't believe it's me.

570
00:28:55,560 --> 00:28:57,680
I always hated this photo,
but now I could just...

571
00:28:59,960 --> 00:29:00,960
We did it.

572
00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:03,360
Can I just... What?

573
00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:04,960
What do you think's
gonna happen?

574
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:08,120
You're gonna rock up
to Buenaventura and...

575
00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:09,400
...be with my soulmate.

576
00:29:09,440 --> 00:29:10,976
I don't know what
you're asking. Like you...

577
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:14,080
You're gonna what,
just become this other person?

578
00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:15,616
You've known me
for all of eight hours.

579
00:29:15,640 --> 00:29:18,720
And in those eight hours I
can see you're a total mess.

580
00:29:18,760 --> 00:29:19,880
Give me my passport.

581
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:28,040
Bye, then. Yeah?

582
00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:29,080
Yeah.

583
00:29:30,760 --> 00:29:31,800
[CAR HONKS]

584
00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:34,200
Whoa, whoa.

585
00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:35,560
What? Are we trapped?

586
00:29:36,720 --> 00:29:39,280
We're gonna...
Shut up for a second.

587
00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:41,040
[PEOPLE SPEAKING SPANISH]

588
00:29:42,240 --> 00:29:43,600
It's police. Police?

589
00:29:43,640 --> 00:29:45,040
The police are here? With guns.

590
00:29:47,840 --> 00:29:48,880
Okay.

591
00:29:48,920 --> 00:29:51,440
[PANTING][DISTANT LAUGHTER]

592
00:29:51,480 --> 00:29:52,840
I'm turning myself in.

593
00:29:52,880 --> 00:29:54,880
I'll wash dishes,
I'll pay for that crystal ball.

594
00:29:58,640 --> 00:30:00,280
First of all,
they're not after you,

595
00:30:00,320 --> 00:30:01,720
Not everything is about you.

596
00:30:01,760 --> 00:30:03,800
Second of all, they're corrupt.

597
00:30:03,840 --> 00:30:05,136
And I owe them
quite a lot of money.

598
00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:06,720
And third of all...[GUNSHOTS]

599
00:30:09,640 --> 00:30:11,360
[BREATHING HEAVILY]

600
00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:12,656
I can't believe
you made me think

601
00:30:12,680 --> 00:30:14,920
that the police were
after me this whole time!

602
00:30:14,960 --> 00:30:15,960
Keep it down!

603
00:30:17,560 --> 00:30:19,280
I should've just gone
back to my hotel room,

604
00:30:19,320 --> 00:30:20,640
jerked off,
and gone to Colombia.

605
00:30:20,680 --> 00:30:22,800
And why didn't you? Huh, Mateo?

606
00:30:22,840 --> 00:30:24,080
Why are you here?

607
00:30:24,120 --> 00:30:25,696
I'm here because you've
apparently ripped off

608
00:30:25,720 --> 00:30:27,280
every single
person in this town.

609
00:30:27,320 --> 00:30:28,600
Why were you at the bar?

610
00:30:28,640 --> 00:30:30,440
Why did you hook up with me?

611
00:30:30,480 --> 00:30:32,136
You're intentionally
delaying going to meet him.

612
00:30:32,160 --> 00:30:33,360
Oh, that's ridiculous.

613
00:30:33,400 --> 00:30:35,480
What's ridiculous is
that you have a soulmate,

614
00:30:35,520 --> 00:30:36,880
the perfect person for you,

615
00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:38,736
and you waste a night
on a piece of crap like me.

616
00:30:38,760 --> 00:30:40,160
You should be running,

617
00:30:40,200 --> 00:30:41,776
and you're fricking swimming
for you to get there faster.

618
00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:43,800
Keep it down. But you're not.

619
00:30:43,840 --> 00:30:45,056
Because your gonna have
to face up to the fact that

620
00:30:45,080 --> 00:30:46,760
maybe this grown up Mateo

621
00:30:46,800 --> 00:30:48,976
that you think is waiting for you,
isn't actually all that great.

622
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:50,480
And maybe this drunken mess,

623
00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:52,256
who can't get into anything
much less than a relationship,

624
00:30:52,280 --> 00:30:53,600
is actually your best self.

625
00:30:54,840 --> 00:30:56,120
Why are you so angry with me?

626
00:30:56,160 --> 00:30:57,640
Because I want you to stay.

627
00:30:59,800 --> 00:31:01,560
I want you to stay with me.

628
00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:06,280
[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]WOMAN:
What the hell is going on?

629
00:31:07,320 --> 00:31:08,360
[SIGHS]

630
00:31:11,040 --> 00:31:13,200
Jonah? Hey, Natalia.

631
00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:15,120
You got my money?

632
00:31:15,160 --> 00:31:16,760
[JONAH EXHALES]Her, too? Really?

633
00:31:19,120 --> 00:31:20,400
Whoa, whoa.

634
00:31:25,760 --> 00:31:27,520
[SPEAKING SPANISH] Ah,
look who we have here!

635
00:31:28,240 --> 00:31:29,920
Oh, hey, you're here.

636
00:31:29,960 --> 00:31:31,736
[SPEAKING SPANISH] What are
these idiots doing here? Who are they?

637
00:31:31,760 --> 00:31:33,080
What is he saying?
He's saying...

638
00:31:33,120 --> 00:31:34,680
Finish them. Finish them.

639
00:31:34,720 --> 00:31:36,000
Mm-hmm. I got that.

640
00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:49,600
[CELL PHONE BEEPING]

641
00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:54,200
[SIGHS] Three
hours till take-off.

642
00:31:54,240 --> 00:31:55,360
[LOADS GUN]

643
00:31:55,400 --> 00:31:56,760
[JONAH GASPING]

644
00:31:59,040 --> 00:32:00,480
Are you laughing or crying,
Jonah?

645
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:02,480
[LAUGHING]

646
00:32:02,520 --> 00:32:03,920
NATALIA: Hey. Why
are you laughing?

647
00:32:05,160 --> 00:32:07,480
Juanita was right.

648
00:32:07,520 --> 00:32:10,440
There will be a big turning
point in your love life.

649
00:32:13,160 --> 00:32:14,360
Hey.

650
00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:17,160
[BOTH LAUGHING]

651
00:32:18,360 --> 00:32:20,160
I hope my soulmate
can accept that.

652
00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:23,240
Oh, my God. What did you say?

653
00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:24,280
It's just a...

654
00:32:25,080 --> 00:32:27,240
[BOTH WINCE]

655
00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:29,800
Oh it's just a
stupid thing I say.

656
00:32:29,840 --> 00:32:31,040
[BREATHES HEAVILY]

657
00:32:31,080 --> 00:32:32,800
[SPEAKING SPANISH]

658
00:32:32,840 --> 00:32:36,640
You took the test? Yeah.

659
00:32:36,680 --> 00:32:39,360
I was actually on my
way to see him.[GASPS]

660
00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:41,720
Sofia! Sofia, get in here!

661
00:32:43,200 --> 00:32:44,280
Yeah, what is it?

662
00:32:44,320 --> 00:32:46,200
This muchacho took the test.

663
00:32:46,880 --> 00:32:48,440
Says he has a match.

664
00:32:54,760 --> 00:32:57,680
If you look at, grab my...

665
00:32:57,720 --> 00:32:58,840
[SIGHS]

666
00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:01,280
[CELL PHONE BEEPS]

667
00:33:01,320 --> 00:33:02,320
See?

668
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:07,680
[BOTH GASPING]

669
00:33:07,720 --> 00:33:08,840
NATALIA: What's his name?

670
00:33:09,720 --> 00:33:10,720
Miguel.

671
00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:14,400
BOTH: Miguel!

672
00:33:15,480 --> 00:33:16,600
I took the test, too.

673
00:33:17,880 --> 00:33:18,920
[CELL PHONE BEEPS]

674
00:33:18,960 --> 00:33:21,120
But look. [SNIFFLES] [SIGHS]

675
00:33:21,520 --> 00:33:23,920
Aww.

676
00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:27,680
I'm sure your alma gemela
will take the test soon.

677
00:33:27,720 --> 00:33:30,800
Si? Si.

678
00:33:30,840 --> 00:33:32,040
Of course, yeah.

679
00:33:32,080 --> 00:33:33,320
[ALL CHUCKLE]

680
00:33:38,760 --> 00:33:39,760
[SNIFFLES]

681
00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:43,040
[SOFT CHUCKLE]What are you...

682
00:33:46,440 --> 00:33:47,440
What are you...

683
00:33:48,280 --> 00:33:49,760
You... you letting me go?

684
00:33:50,200 --> 00:33:51,240
We can go?

685
00:33:51,280 --> 00:33:53,040
We're gonna live.No.

686
00:33:54,320 --> 00:33:55,400
He stays.

687
00:34:01,040 --> 00:34:02,040
You...

688
00:34:02,760 --> 00:34:04,000
you have a soulmate.

689
00:34:06,240 --> 00:34:08,200
He's just a thieving
piece of shit.

690
00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:11,600
[MATEO GULPS]

691
00:34:11,640 --> 00:34:12,800
Go.Jonah?

692
00:34:12,840 --> 00:34:14,560
No. No. No. [BREATHES HEAVILY]

693
00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:16,240
You have a whole
future waiting for you.

694
00:34:16,280 --> 00:34:17,920
Go meet Miguel

695
00:34:17,960 --> 00:34:19,800
and live a long happy life.

696
00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:23,280
And don't come back.

697
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:25,080
Go, Mateo.

698
00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:27,880
Go!

699
00:35:14,080 --> 00:35:15,480
The Wheel of Fortune.

700
00:35:21,240 --> 00:35:22,240
Turn around.

701
00:35:25,880 --> 00:35:26,880
And get down.

702
00:35:33,960 --> 00:35:36,760
Hey, Sofia.

703
00:35:37,880 --> 00:35:38,920
I don't wanna watch.

704
00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:40,040
[BOTH SCREAM]

705
00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:43,400
Jonah!

706
00:35:44,760 --> 00:35:46,320
Misdirection!

707
00:35:47,320 --> 00:35:48,680
Whoa!

708
00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:51,800
[SCREAMING]

709
00:36:23,520 --> 00:36:25,560
I told you not to
come back for me.

710
00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:26,960
Stop trying to
tell me what to do.

711
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:32,200
Come on.

712
00:36:34,840 --> 00:36:35,920
[JONAH GROANS]MATEO: Jonah.

713
00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:38,000
Jonah, you're shot.

714
00:36:38,040 --> 00:36:39,280
No shit. Come on.

715
00:36:48,720 --> 00:36:50,960
Okay,
okay. We need to get you to a hospital.No.

716
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:52,840
No hospitals. Come on. [PANTS]

717
00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:54,000
Get on the Bike.

718
00:36:56,240 --> 00:36:57,280
This our E.T.moment?

719
00:36:58,320 --> 00:36:59,360
I'd prefer a Top Gun.

720
00:37:02,520 --> 00:37:03,720
[EXPLOSION]

721
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:07,160
Yes! [COUGHS]

722
00:37:25,040 --> 00:37:26,640
MATEO: Stop whining.
JONAH: Hurry up.

723
00:37:26,680 --> 00:37:28,760
Really?[WINCES]

724
00:37:28,800 --> 00:37:31,560
You know I didn't mean it literally,
right?

725
00:37:31,600 --> 00:37:33,520
About wanting a guy
take a bullet for me.

726
00:37:33,560 --> 00:37:34,720
[EXHALES]

727
00:37:34,760 --> 00:37:37,000
[WINCES]Wow.

728
00:37:37,040 --> 00:37:38,560
Yeah, baby.Oh.

729
00:37:45,120 --> 00:37:46,240
Ouch.

730
00:37:49,640 --> 00:37:51,600
[WINCES]

731
00:37:58,360 --> 00:37:59,360
What?

732
00:38:03,400 --> 00:38:04,520
Yeah I really smell.

733
00:38:04,560 --> 00:38:05,960
You do.

734
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:08,760
Is that shower offer from
earlier still on the table?

735
00:38:08,800 --> 00:38:09,800
Not a chance.

736
00:38:18,440 --> 00:38:19,600
[BREATHING HEAVILY]

737
00:38:21,960 --> 00:38:24,600
♪ I've been drifting

738
00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:31,280
♪ Dreams been drifting

739
00:38:34,240 --> 00:38:37,280
♪ I've been shifting

740
00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:43,600
♪ She's been shifting...

741
00:38:43,640 --> 00:38:44,920
[SIGHS]

742
00:38:46,160 --> 00:38:47,800
So is this where
you ask me to stay,

743
00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:49,400
and we can burn
the city up together?

744
00:38:49,440 --> 00:38:50,640
[CHUCKLES]

745
00:38:50,680 --> 00:38:52,600
I think we've done enough damage,
you know.

746
00:38:52,640 --> 00:38:54,800
♪ ...exactly what
I'm fighting for ♪

747
00:38:57,360 --> 00:38:58,720
[SIGHS]

748
00:38:58,760 --> 00:38:59,880
♪ Only I could know...

749
00:38:59,920 --> 00:39:01,000
Goodbye, Mateo.

750
00:39:04,960 --> 00:39:07,200
♪ ...exactly what
I'm waiting for ♪

751
00:39:07,240 --> 00:39:09,720
You're gonna run after the taxi,
right?

752
00:39:09,760 --> 00:39:16,400
♪ I've been mixing up
my dreams ooh ooh... ♪

753
00:39:17,720 --> 00:39:18,920
MATEO: Turn around now.

754
00:39:23,200 --> 00:39:29,240
♪ ...with your dreams ooh ooh

755
00:39:29,280 --> 00:39:31,400
♪ My dreams ooh ooh

756
00:39:31,440 --> 00:39:32,440
Stop, stop, stop.

757
00:39:38,280 --> 00:39:40,560
[JONAH PANTING]

758
00:39:40,600 --> 00:39:43,240
Here, a Spanish dictionary.

759
00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:45,360
You need to be able
to speak to Miguel.

760
00:39:46,320 --> 00:39:47,360
Don't screw it up.

761
00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:49,880
He has a really boring job.

762
00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:51,520
No,
boring might be good for you.

763
00:39:55,280 --> 00:39:58,480
Sometimes choosing
love is choosing to let it go.

764
00:40:02,160 --> 00:40:04,080
♪ You've been switching...

765
00:40:05,440 --> 00:40:06,720
[TAPS ON THE CAR] Vamos.

766
00:40:06,760 --> 00:40:08,680
[ENGINE WHIRRING]

767
00:40:13,960 --> 00:40:17,320
♪ ...You've been shifting

768
00:40:20,120 --> 00:40:24,040
♪ Schemes been shifting

769
00:40:24,080 --> 00:40:26,640
[AIRPLANE ENGINE WHIRRING]

770
00:40:26,680 --> 00:40:31,640
♪ ...dreams ooh ooh

771
00:40:31,680 --> 00:40:37,600
♪ With my dreams ooh ooh

772
00:40:37,640 --> 00:40:43,600
♪ Your dreams ooh ooh

773
00:40:43,640 --> 00:40:49,120
♪ With my dreams ooh ooh

774
00:40:49,480 --> 00:40:50,680
♪

775
00:40:54,480 --> 00:40:56,800
[DISTANT MUSIC PLAYING]

776
00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:18,360
[SPEAKING SPANISH]
A beer please.

777
00:41:18,840 --> 00:41:19,840
Um...

778
00:41:21,120 --> 00:41:22,960
Two beers.[CHUCKLES]

779
00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:25,080
Cerveza?

780
00:41:25,120 --> 00:41:26,840
[IN ENGLISH] That's how you say beer,
right?

781
00:41:26,880 --> 00:41:28,240
I guess you'll find out.

782
00:41:28,280 --> 00:41:30,280
MATEO: You really should be more careful,
you know?

783
00:41:31,360 --> 00:41:33,480
They're some dodgy
people in this town.

784
00:41:33,520 --> 00:41:34,600
[SOFT CHUCKLES]

785
00:41:36,520 --> 00:41:37,920
What are you doing?

786
00:41:37,960 --> 00:41:39,040
Just passing through.

787
00:41:41,320 --> 00:41:42,880
See,
I was on my way to meet someone.

788
00:41:44,080 --> 00:41:47,680
On my way to find myself.

789
00:41:47,720 --> 00:41:50,800
'Cause I thought that this
person could help me find me.

790
00:41:53,680 --> 00:41:54,720
But then I realized...

791
00:41:56,200 --> 00:41:57,520
Only I can do that.

792
00:41:57,560 --> 00:41:59,840
[SIGHS] So I got off the plane,

793
00:42:01,800 --> 00:42:03,760
and it was the first real
choice I've ever made.

794
00:42:05,280 --> 00:42:06,280
What about you?

795
00:42:07,720 --> 00:42:08,720
Uh...

796
00:42:10,080 --> 00:42:12,400
I'm just passing through too,
you know.

797
00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:17,040
While I sort my shit out.Hmm.

798
00:42:18,960 --> 00:42:20,920
[SIGHS] Maybe...

799
00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:25,240
maybe we could
pass through together.

800
00:42:30,560 --> 00:42:31,680
[SOFT CHUCKLES]

801
00:42:36,920 --> 00:42:38,360
Whoa.

802
00:42:38,400 --> 00:42:39,720
Really? What was that?

803
00:42:39,760 --> 00:42:41,640
You... you have to
give me a forewarning.

804
00:42:41,680 --> 00:42:42,680
You can't just...

805
00:42:44,480 --> 00:42:46,800
♪

806
00:42:46,824 --> 00:42:48,824
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