1 00:02:28,281 --> 00:02:30,518 -Hey, you look nice. 2 00:02:30,551 --> 00:02:32,520 - Thanks, so do you. 3 00:02:32,553 --> 00:02:34,388 I'm excited for tomorrow night. 4 00:02:34,421 --> 00:02:35,957 We're finally going to meet. 5 00:02:35,990 --> 00:02:40,193 -Yeah, I know. Well, I'm all packed up. 6 00:02:40,227 --> 00:02:42,664 Gonna leave in the mornin', fly down there 7 00:02:42,697 --> 00:02:45,232 and meet you in that cool-looking little absinthe bar 8 00:02:45,265 --> 00:02:47,234 that you suggested. 9 00:03:03,818 --> 00:03:05,687 -There you go, sweetheart. 10 00:03:05,720 --> 00:03:06,654 -Thank you, ma'am. 11 00:03:09,356 --> 00:03:11,993 -Are you okay, lonely stranger? 12 00:03:12,026 --> 00:03:13,226 You look a little down. 13 00:03:15,063 --> 00:03:18,331 -Tell you ladies the truth... 14 00:03:18,365 --> 00:03:21,201 I was supposed to meet a girl named Elizabeth in here, 15 00:03:21,234 --> 00:03:24,639 but looks like she stood me up. 16 00:03:24,672 --> 00:03:26,541 -In my opinion if she's gonna be that flaky 17 00:03:26,574 --> 00:03:29,309 you're better off finding out before you even meet her. 18 00:03:29,342 --> 00:03:31,045 -To Elizabeth. 19 00:03:35,950 --> 00:03:38,186 - Ah. Woo. 20 00:03:39,721 --> 00:03:40,688 -What are you drinkin'? 21 00:03:41,923 --> 00:03:43,624 -It's absinthe. 22 00:03:43,658 --> 00:03:46,426 I just like to mix it with other stuff. 23 00:03:46,460 --> 00:03:48,096 Keeps things interesting. 24 00:03:58,873 --> 00:04:00,908 This one's on me. 25 00:04:00,942 --> 00:04:01,943 Hmm. 26 00:04:03,443 --> 00:04:05,479 -Since you're here, you might as well drink absinthe 27 00:04:05,513 --> 00:04:07,715 until you see the Green Fairy. 28 00:04:07,749 --> 00:04:08,883 -What Green Fairy? 29 00:04:12,587 --> 00:04:15,489 -In the past, absinthe was outlawed 30 00:04:15,523 --> 00:04:19,392 and blamed for the immoral behavior of society. 31 00:04:19,426 --> 00:04:22,563 It's said that vivid hallucinations of a Green Fairy 32 00:04:22,597 --> 00:04:26,200 would appear to the man drinking it, 33 00:04:26,234 --> 00:04:32,640 and she would seduce him into ungodly mischief. 34 00:04:36,144 --> 00:04:38,646 - To ungodly mischief, 35 00:04:38,679 --> 00:04:43,918 and here's to Green Fairies. 36 00:04:43,951 --> 00:04:45,853 To fairies. 37 00:04:45,887 --> 00:04:49,724 -Woohoo! To fairies! 38 00:05:12,947 --> 00:05:14,582 -You're not real. 39 00:05:14,615 --> 00:05:17,118 - Can you see me? 40 00:05:17,151 --> 00:05:19,486 - Yeah. 41 00:05:19,520 --> 00:05:22,223 But I drank too much absinthe. 42 00:05:22,256 --> 00:05:24,759 And now I'm hallucinating. 43 00:05:24,792 --> 00:05:26,727 A Green Fairy. 44 00:05:29,263 --> 00:05:30,798 The fairy just looks like you 45 00:05:30,832 --> 00:05:34,001 'cause I've been thinking about you all fucking night. 46 00:05:35,770 --> 00:05:40,775 How I flew all the way across the country just to meet you 47 00:05:40,808 --> 00:05:42,276 and you stood me up. 48 00:05:42,310 --> 00:05:44,145 - No. - Yeah. 49 00:05:44,178 --> 00:05:46,147 -No, I didn't stand you up. 50 00:05:46,180 --> 00:05:47,447 -Ya did. 51 00:05:47,480 --> 00:05:49,250 I said I would meet you here, 52 00:05:49,283 --> 00:05:53,521 and here I am, here I am, here I am. 53 00:05:55,656 --> 00:05:59,594 -This is a fucking weird hallucination. 54 00:05:59,627 --> 00:06:03,764 - I think this night's gonna get good, baby doll. 55 00:06:03,798 --> 00:06:08,435 -You're inside my brain. You're not real. 56 00:06:11,772 --> 00:06:16,376 -Well, if you want me to prove you're not crazy, 57 00:06:16,409 --> 00:06:17,578 come outside the bar 58 00:06:17,612 --> 00:06:20,648 and meet me across the street in the alley. 59 00:06:20,681 --> 00:06:24,752 And you can do whatever you want to me just like I promised. 60 00:06:24,785 --> 00:06:29,724 - At this point... 61 00:06:29,757 --> 00:06:33,160 it seems like I should get back to my hotel. 62 00:06:33,194 --> 00:06:34,829 - Perfectly genius. 63 00:07:00,487 --> 00:07:06,394 -Well, I guess this Green Fairy myth is real. 64 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:08,195 -Most myths are real. 65 00:07:08,229 --> 00:07:12,166 Otherwise, why would people keep talking about them? 66 00:07:12,199 --> 00:07:16,270 -No, ladies, myths are allegories. 67 00:07:16,304 --> 00:07:17,571 They're not physical. 68 00:07:17,605 --> 00:07:18,839 -This should cover it. 69 00:07:21,809 --> 00:07:25,579 -I should, uh, go home while I still can. 70 00:07:25,613 --> 00:07:29,884 Night, ladies. 71 00:07:40,161 --> 00:07:44,198 - This allegory isn't real... - isn't real...isn't real. 72 00:07:46,867 --> 00:07:48,035 -Jesus. 73 00:08:13,928 --> 00:08:17,164 - Eric. Eric. 74 00:08:17,198 --> 00:08:19,567 - What the fuck. 75 00:08:25,339 --> 00:08:26,374 - Eric? 76 00:08:26,407 --> 00:08:27,508 -Yeah. 77 00:08:32,380 --> 00:08:34,582 What the fuck?! 78 00:08:44,525 --> 00:08:47,028 -See? I told you I'd be here. 79 00:08:47,061 --> 00:08:48,329 - No, no. 80 00:11:49,644 --> 00:11:51,580 - I wanna see you. 81 00:12:28,583 --> 00:12:31,285 - I'm a soldier. 82 00:12:31,318 --> 00:12:33,722 I'm a former killer, 83 00:12:33,754 --> 00:12:35,823 a former mercenary. 84 00:12:37,124 --> 00:12:39,960 Everyone I knew was left in the blood 85 00:12:39,994 --> 00:12:43,330 in the five recent and forgotten wars. 86 00:12:45,132 --> 00:12:50,705 I left the best parts of myself in the ashes. 87 00:12:50,739 --> 00:12:53,340 I'd been recruited by an organization 88 00:12:53,374 --> 00:12:55,409 that fit my skillset. 89 00:12:57,378 --> 00:13:02,584 Now I only hunt the damned, where I forget the faces 90 00:13:02,617 --> 00:13:05,520 of the countless lives I've taken. 91 00:13:12,393 --> 00:13:15,996 - Good God. 92 00:13:16,030 --> 00:13:19,133 How does Joan drink this absinthe and blood mix? 93 00:13:19,166 --> 00:13:20,401 Ugh! 94 00:13:20,434 --> 00:13:22,671 - Why are you even trying to drink it? 95 00:13:22,704 --> 00:13:25,139 You know she gets drunk like a human. 96 00:13:25,172 --> 00:13:26,641 -You like to bathe in blood 97 00:13:26,675 --> 00:13:28,275 and Joan is down in the catacombs 98 00:13:28,309 --> 00:13:31,078 buried in earth, drunk, sleeping with the spiders 99 00:13:31,111 --> 00:13:32,880 and the snails and the slugs. 100 00:13:34,048 --> 00:13:36,016 I don't do any of that shit. 101 00:13:36,050 --> 00:13:37,418 I drink clean blood, 102 00:13:37,451 --> 00:13:40,087 and I sleep in a clean velvet coffin. 103 00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:43,090 We've been here a 100 years. 104 00:13:43,123 --> 00:13:44,224 -So nice. 105 00:13:49,096 --> 00:13:50,998 -Are you tracking my location? 106 00:13:51,031 --> 00:13:52,866 - Yes. You're close to the target. 107 00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:54,569 Think of puppy dogs and ice cream, 108 00:13:54,602 --> 00:13:57,905 whatever makes you happy, childhood memories. 109 00:13:57,938 --> 00:14:00,709 We don't want them getting inside your mind. 110 00:14:00,742 --> 00:14:02,076 -Got it. 111 00:14:02,109 --> 00:14:04,445 - No more talking till you get back. 112 00:14:04,478 --> 00:14:06,514 -Okay, bye for now. 113 00:14:06,548 --> 00:14:07,448 - Bye. 114 00:14:29,970 --> 00:14:32,940 - It's time we stop in-person hunting. 115 00:14:32,973 --> 00:14:36,210 The remote online hunting has been going so well. 116 00:14:36,243 --> 00:14:38,145 We can give the locals a break. 117 00:14:40,347 --> 00:14:43,417 - Won't only hunting online and dating apps 118 00:14:43,450 --> 00:14:45,119 be even more trackable? 119 00:14:45,152 --> 00:14:48,355 - Everything is being tracked in this day and age. 120 00:14:48,389 --> 00:14:51,593 But AI doesn't appear to be able to calculate our existence 121 00:14:51,626 --> 00:14:53,828 as a realistic possibility. 122 00:14:53,862 --> 00:14:55,764 The odds of us actually being here 123 00:14:55,797 --> 00:14:57,431 go against the algorithms. 124 00:15:03,805 --> 00:15:05,507 Chuck, what are you waiting for? 125 00:15:05,540 --> 00:15:06,775 Make me feel good! 126 00:15:06,808 --> 00:15:09,778 You're just sitting there like you're waiting for a train. 127 00:15:09,811 --> 00:15:12,179 -Train? No, I never travel by trains. 128 00:15:12,212 --> 00:15:13,815 They're dangerous. They derail-- 129 00:15:13,848 --> 00:15:15,617 Get on with it! 130 00:15:21,255 --> 00:15:24,458 - Temptation is like the devil. 131 00:15:24,491 --> 00:15:26,728 - I like it. 132 00:15:26,761 --> 00:15:28,863 It's okay. 133 00:15:28,897 --> 00:15:30,497 Do it to me. 134 00:15:30,532 --> 00:15:32,032 - Hmm. 135 00:15:44,546 --> 00:15:45,446 Bye-bye. 136 00:15:47,916 --> 00:15:50,050 Don't forget about me. 137 00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:53,822 -For you, Elizabeth. For you. 138 00:15:55,623 --> 00:15:58,158 - Ugh... 139 00:15:59,594 --> 00:16:01,061 I need a cup of that. 140 00:16:06,935 --> 00:16:08,636 -Jesus. 141 00:16:25,954 --> 00:16:30,792 Happy thoughts, happy thoughts. 142 00:16:30,825 --> 00:16:35,195 God, what was love like before the war? 143 00:16:35,229 --> 00:16:38,700 Not helping. 144 00:16:38,733 --> 00:16:40,167 - I wanna kiss you. 145 00:16:56,383 --> 00:17:00,855 Elizabeth Bathory, she was a countess 146 00:17:00,889 --> 00:17:03,625 that didn't need to fight at all. 147 00:17:03,658 --> 00:17:06,895 She never went into battle. 148 00:17:06,928 --> 00:17:10,665 She was just draining hundreds of young maidens of their blood 149 00:17:10,698 --> 00:17:12,099 in her castle. 150 00:17:12,132 --> 00:17:14,636 Now other historical figures have been held up 151 00:17:14,669 --> 00:17:17,639 as the inspiration for fictional vampires and witches, 152 00:17:17,672 --> 00:17:19,641 and what have you, but not Elizabeth. 153 00:17:19,674 --> 00:17:22,777 She is thought to have the highest death count 154 00:17:22,810 --> 00:17:24,612 of any serial killer in history. 155 00:17:24,646 --> 00:17:28,248 -And that defines her as a serial killer because...? 156 00:17:28,282 --> 00:17:30,985 - Well, she wasn't going into battle defending her lands 157 00:17:31,019 --> 00:17:32,954 or even going after other royalty. 158 00:17:32,987 --> 00:17:35,055 I mean, her ambition was just to kill 159 00:17:35,088 --> 00:17:36,624 as many young women as possible 160 00:17:36,658 --> 00:17:39,493 and bathe in their blood for no explicable reason. 161 00:17:39,527 --> 00:17:41,194 And if that's not a serial killer, 162 00:17:41,228 --> 00:17:42,429 I don't know what is. 163 00:17:42,462 --> 00:17:44,666 -So she was always a vampire? 164 00:17:44,699 --> 00:17:47,334 - She is thought to be one of the oldest 165 00:17:47,367 --> 00:17:49,369 and most cunning of her breed. 166 00:17:49,403 --> 00:17:52,941 Most people think she died back in 1614, 167 00:17:52,974 --> 00:17:55,610 but Cora, you found her. 168 00:17:57,210 --> 00:17:59,146 -I'm supposed to chat with her tomorrow night, 169 00:17:59,179 --> 00:18:00,949 and I'm a little nervous, to be honest. 170 00:18:00,982 --> 00:18:03,483 I'm a soldier, not a spy. 171 00:18:03,518 --> 00:18:05,319 What more information do we need? 172 00:18:05,352 --> 00:18:09,189 I bullseyed her location, recorded her bathing in blood. 173 00:18:09,222 --> 00:18:11,358 - We don't know how many we're dealing with 174 00:18:11,391 --> 00:18:13,327 or the full layout of their lair. 175 00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:15,730 There could be an army of these beasts stretching down 176 00:18:15,763 --> 00:18:18,165 to a palace beneath the earth. 177 00:18:18,198 --> 00:18:20,434 You're gonna have to continue as planned 178 00:18:20,467 --> 00:18:24,038 and make your call with her tomorrow night. 179 00:18:24,072 --> 00:18:25,339 That'll buy us time to figure out 180 00:18:25,372 --> 00:18:27,374 how to destroy these beasts. 181 00:18:35,783 --> 00:18:37,351 -This is stupid. 182 00:18:37,384 --> 00:18:40,220 I found Elizabeth and we're not gonna do anything. 183 00:18:40,253 --> 00:18:42,255 -We're making a lot of progress. 184 00:18:43,558 --> 00:18:45,560 - Fine. 185 00:18:45,593 --> 00:18:48,495 I'll keep flirting with the devil. 186 00:18:48,529 --> 00:18:49,597 Going to bed. 187 00:19:14,956 --> 00:19:16,924 Luke, you've got to stop 188 00:19:16,958 --> 00:19:18,860 bothering Jennifer and the staff 189 00:19:18,893 --> 00:19:20,160 about your damn divorce. 190 00:19:20,193 --> 00:19:22,630 It's been going on for like six months. 191 00:19:22,664 --> 00:19:24,197 -I'm not bothering her. 192 00:19:25,265 --> 00:19:26,634 She's my friend. 193 00:19:26,668 --> 00:19:29,671 -Yeah, well, you're bothering me and you're my friend. 194 00:19:29,704 --> 00:19:31,039 -It's true, buddy. 195 00:19:31,072 --> 00:19:34,909 Nobody wants to hear about your divorce every day at work. 196 00:19:34,942 --> 00:19:36,476 Maybe it's time for a therapist, 197 00:19:36,511 --> 00:19:39,279 because I'm running out of options here. 198 00:19:40,447 --> 00:19:43,051 -You don't know what it's like. 199 00:19:43,084 --> 00:19:45,753 Aretha turned on me. 200 00:19:45,787 --> 00:19:48,589 She took my house, my kids. 201 00:19:48,623 --> 00:19:51,159 She's trying to take everything from me, 202 00:19:51,191 --> 00:19:53,293 including my fucking sanity. 203 00:19:53,326 --> 00:19:55,096 -I'm aware of all that. 204 00:19:55,129 --> 00:19:57,065 I get it, and I agree with you. 205 00:19:57,098 --> 00:19:59,067 But as your lawyer, 206 00:19:59,100 --> 00:20:01,736 I've got to advise you to just shut up now. 207 00:20:01,769 --> 00:20:02,970 -All right. 208 00:20:03,004 --> 00:20:04,872 What about the girls you've been chatting with, huh? 209 00:20:04,906 --> 00:20:06,140 - Yes. - Huh? 210 00:20:06,174 --> 00:20:08,643 And don't you have a video call with one today? 211 00:20:08,676 --> 00:20:11,546 -Do I look like I'm ready for a video call? 212 00:20:11,579 --> 00:20:14,347 -Well, get ready, 'cause you're doin' it. 213 00:20:14,381 --> 00:20:17,719 Otherwise, the way I see it, my friend's a dead man. 214 00:20:19,854 --> 00:20:21,589 -Now let's see what we got. 215 00:20:22,590 --> 00:20:24,092 Jesus. 216 00:20:24,125 --> 00:20:26,127 The way these girls set up their profiles 217 00:20:26,160 --> 00:20:28,863 on these dating apps is incredible. 218 00:20:30,565 --> 00:20:32,667 - These three women are trying to convince us to meet them 219 00:20:32,700 --> 00:20:36,369 at the same absinthe lounge in Savannah this weekend. 220 00:20:36,403 --> 00:20:39,439 They're all with the same modeling agency. 221 00:20:39,473 --> 00:20:42,442 - I mean, the disinternet advertising is off the charts. 222 00:20:42,476 --> 00:20:43,544 - Mm-hmm. 223 00:20:44,545 --> 00:20:46,114 Look at this. It's legitimate. 224 00:20:46,147 --> 00:20:49,316 And it's one of the oldest absinthe bars in the country. 225 00:20:51,251 --> 00:20:52,419 -I don't know. 226 00:20:52,452 --> 00:20:54,522 It sounds like they're a bunch of rich girls. 227 00:20:55,990 --> 00:20:59,994 And that Joan chick is really landed on strong. 228 00:21:00,027 --> 00:21:01,428 She wants me to come out there. 229 00:21:01,461 --> 00:21:04,431 -That's great. You start listening to Joan. 230 00:21:04,464 --> 00:21:05,533 It's a good thing. 231 00:21:05,566 --> 00:21:08,102 Stop listening to your ex-wife. 232 00:21:08,136 --> 00:21:09,804 -Thank you. 233 00:21:09,837 --> 00:21:11,105 -I just got an idea. 234 00:21:11,139 --> 00:21:13,440 - Uh-oh. - You ready? 235 00:21:13,473 --> 00:21:16,677 What if I agreed to meet Elizabeth on Saturday, 236 00:21:16,711 --> 00:21:20,313 and you both agreed to meet the other two? 237 00:21:20,347 --> 00:21:22,717 I mean, we deserve a break, right? 238 00:21:22,750 --> 00:21:24,719 - Oh, shit. 239 00:21:24,752 --> 00:21:28,256 I'm supposed to video chat with Joan in two minutes. 240 00:21:28,288 --> 00:21:29,624 -Great, don't be late. 241 00:21:29,657 --> 00:21:31,726 -I don't think I can do it. -You got this. 242 00:21:31,759 --> 00:21:33,261 - You're a handsome man, be charming. 243 00:21:40,067 --> 00:21:42,003 -Let's hope she's a no-show. 244 00:21:44,038 --> 00:21:45,940 - Well, hey there, stranger. 245 00:21:45,973 --> 00:21:47,642 You look nice. 246 00:21:47,675 --> 00:21:52,345 -Thanks, Joan. You look...amazin'. 247 00:21:53,915 --> 00:21:56,083 - So you really want me to fly all the way out there 248 00:21:56,117 --> 00:21:58,318 for a date? 249 00:21:58,351 --> 00:21:59,854 - What? You don't think I'm worth it? 250 00:21:59,887 --> 00:22:03,791 -No, I didn't mean like that. I was just... 251 00:22:03,825 --> 00:22:06,359 just hoping that you would be willing to fly to me. 252 00:22:06,393 --> 00:22:08,129 That's all. 253 00:22:08,162 --> 00:22:11,331 -Well, if we're gonna meet in person, 254 00:22:11,364 --> 00:22:13,067 one of us is gonna have to travel. 255 00:22:13,100 --> 00:22:14,535 -Yeah. 256 00:22:14,569 --> 00:22:16,771 -You need a vacation. 257 00:22:16,804 --> 00:22:18,506 You know we've been chatting for days 258 00:22:18,539 --> 00:22:23,277 and you keep going on and on about all of your new investors, 259 00:22:23,311 --> 00:22:28,115 then even if it's good, sounds stressful. 260 00:22:28,149 --> 00:22:31,351 - Maybe I do need a vacation. 261 00:22:31,384 --> 00:22:32,620 How about this weekend? 262 00:22:32,653 --> 00:22:34,454 -Oh, this weekend would be perfect. 263 00:22:34,487 --> 00:22:35,990 It's a masquerade this Saturday, 264 00:22:36,023 --> 00:22:40,360 and we could see each other for the first time in costume. 265 00:22:40,393 --> 00:22:43,564 -Costumes and masquerades. 266 00:22:43,598 --> 00:22:46,334 -Be fun and romantic. 267 00:22:46,366 --> 00:22:47,802 -I'll be there. 268 00:22:47,835 --> 00:22:49,070 -Perfect. 269 00:22:49,103 --> 00:22:50,271 Call when you're here. 270 00:22:50,304 --> 00:22:51,339 -Okay, babe. 271 00:22:51,371 --> 00:22:53,040 -Toodle-oo. 272 00:22:54,976 --> 00:22:56,244 -I'm proud of you. 273 00:22:56,277 --> 00:22:57,678 I am proud of you. 274 00:22:57,712 --> 00:22:58,913 Salud . 275 00:22:58,946 --> 00:22:59,981 - Salud . 276 00:23:14,595 --> 00:23:17,832 -Have some wine, and relax. 277 00:23:21,936 --> 00:23:23,704 Happy thoughts. 278 00:23:23,738 --> 00:23:25,773 You look perfectly innocent. 279 00:23:28,142 --> 00:23:29,810 -I'm an assassin. 280 00:23:30,912 --> 00:23:35,415 I'm sitting here in this pink, whatever this is. 281 00:23:35,448 --> 00:23:37,184 I'm not right for this part of the job. 282 00:23:38,485 --> 00:23:40,021 I don't want a fuckin' stuffed animal 283 00:23:40,054 --> 00:23:40,922 and a bowl of popcorn. 284 00:23:40,955 --> 00:23:43,291 I want an AK and a wooden stake. 285 00:23:43,324 --> 00:23:47,427 -Happy thoughts, relax. 286 00:23:47,460 --> 00:23:49,230 -What are happy thoughts? 287 00:23:49,263 --> 00:23:52,934 You can't be serious when you say puppy dogs and ice cream. 288 00:23:52,967 --> 00:23:54,669 Is it a code? 289 00:23:54,702 --> 00:23:58,471 -Yeah, sure, it's code for whatever makes you happy. 290 00:23:58,506 --> 00:24:00,508 The geo spoofing appears to be working on her perfectly. 291 00:24:00,541 --> 00:24:01,742 I changed your IP address 292 00:24:01,776 --> 00:24:03,277 so she thinks you're two states away 293 00:24:03,311 --> 00:24:04,946 instead of two miles. 294 00:24:04,979 --> 00:24:06,147 -Great. 295 00:24:06,180 --> 00:24:09,517 I have a chat with her in approximately one minute. 296 00:24:09,550 --> 00:24:10,584 -And you're gonna be great. 297 00:24:10,618 --> 00:24:14,288 Just go to your little inside utopia. 298 00:24:14,322 --> 00:24:16,190 -Go fuck yourself. 299 00:24:31,138 --> 00:24:32,340 - Hey. 300 00:24:32,373 --> 00:24:35,776 - Hey, you look nice. 301 00:24:37,645 --> 00:24:40,815 Are you on the beach in your underwear? 302 00:24:40,848 --> 00:24:42,783 -It's a really nice night and it's hot. 303 00:24:42,817 --> 00:24:44,352 There's a private stretch of beach here 304 00:24:44,385 --> 00:24:45,653 where no one ever goes at night, 305 00:24:45,686 --> 00:24:48,589 so I just come down here and hang out. 306 00:24:48,622 --> 00:24:49,924 - That sounds great. 307 00:24:49,957 --> 00:24:51,692 I wish I lived near a private beach 308 00:24:51,726 --> 00:24:52,960 where I could hang out, 309 00:24:52,994 --> 00:24:54,729 drink wine at night in my underwear, 310 00:24:54,762 --> 00:24:56,797 and still have internet service. 311 00:24:56,831 --> 00:25:01,102 - You look cute. 312 00:25:01,135 --> 00:25:02,603 What are you up to? 313 00:25:02,636 --> 00:25:04,672 - I don't feel cute. 314 00:25:04,705 --> 00:25:07,641 -Well come next weekend, then. 315 00:25:07,675 --> 00:25:12,179 -A trip next weekend sounds amazing. 316 00:25:12,213 --> 00:25:15,716 -We can hang out, I can show you around town. 317 00:25:15,750 --> 00:25:17,251 Would you like me to fly you here 318 00:25:17,284 --> 00:25:18,853 and get you your own hotel room? 319 00:25:18,886 --> 00:25:21,422 That sounds amazing. 320 00:25:21,455 --> 00:25:22,490 -I'll book your trip right now 321 00:25:22,523 --> 00:25:24,125 and email you all the information. 322 00:25:24,158 --> 00:25:26,160 -Thank you so much. 323 00:25:26,193 --> 00:25:29,430 -I can't wait to get you here in person so I can kiss you. 324 00:25:29,463 --> 00:25:31,032 -Me too. 325 00:25:31,065 --> 00:25:33,234 - I'll book your trip right now and call you back. 326 00:25:33,267 --> 00:25:34,235 -Cheers. 327 00:25:34,268 --> 00:25:35,736 -Cheers. 328 00:25:52,521 --> 00:25:53,587 -Tell me you want me. 329 00:26:01,295 --> 00:26:02,396 -Tell me you love me. 330 00:26:02,430 --> 00:26:07,601 - I love--I love-- 331 00:26:07,635 --> 00:26:10,137 Waah! 332 00:26:11,572 --> 00:26:12,873 - Tell me you want me. 333 00:26:16,545 --> 00:26:17,945 Tell me you want me! 334 00:26:20,581 --> 00:26:22,650 Are you afraid? 335 00:26:22,683 --> 00:26:24,018 Tell me you love me. 336 00:26:24,051 --> 00:26:25,820 - I--I-- 337 00:26:39,266 --> 00:26:40,234 - Hah. 338 00:26:40,267 --> 00:26:42,103 -Chuck! -Well... 339 00:26:42,136 --> 00:26:46,640 -You got blood all over my fancy new beach background! 340 00:26:46,674 --> 00:26:48,342 -Hah. Agh. 341 00:27:01,523 --> 00:27:03,023 -I'm excited for our date. 342 00:27:05,459 --> 00:27:06,561 - You did great. 343 00:27:06,595 --> 00:27:08,996 -What? - I said you did great! 344 00:27:12,833 --> 00:27:14,235 -You know, happy thoughts. 345 00:27:15,936 --> 00:27:18,239 -Only helpful if you have any. 346 00:27:20,274 --> 00:27:21,976 Why is it so important? 347 00:27:22,009 --> 00:27:23,512 -Hmm. 348 00:27:23,545 --> 00:27:25,246 So that demons don't get inside your head 349 00:27:25,279 --> 00:27:27,815 and make you axe murder us both in the night? 350 00:27:29,016 --> 00:27:33,187 Did you feel dizzy or lose your sense of time and space? 351 00:27:33,220 --> 00:27:34,989 -No, I'm fine. 352 00:27:36,357 --> 00:27:37,825 Anyway, we should focus. 353 00:27:37,858 --> 00:27:40,427 -Yes, back to destroying Elizabeth. 354 00:27:40,461 --> 00:27:44,798 You have combat experience, but these things are not human. 355 00:27:44,832 --> 00:27:46,667 They'll shred your brain in your sleep 356 00:27:46,700 --> 00:27:49,538 and make you slit your own throat. 357 00:27:49,571 --> 00:27:51,138 Albert wants us to get more information, 358 00:27:51,172 --> 00:27:54,609 and you're going to go back and gather it. 359 00:27:54,643 --> 00:27:57,244 -Okay, Miss Intelligence. 360 00:27:57,278 --> 00:28:00,247 Send me back into the vampire lair alone 361 00:28:00,281 --> 00:28:02,883 and to their bar during a masquerade party 362 00:28:02,917 --> 00:28:04,685 so I can get myself killed 363 00:28:04,718 --> 00:28:06,521 and my soul sucked out of my ears 364 00:28:06,555 --> 00:28:09,591 while I gather intel we already have. 365 00:28:09,624 --> 00:28:11,492 That's what you guys want. 366 00:28:11,526 --> 00:28:12,893 -Mm-hmm. 367 00:28:17,965 --> 00:28:22,671 - I was dating the devil as a soldier following orders. 368 00:28:22,703 --> 00:28:25,272 But why did I like it? 369 00:28:25,306 --> 00:28:29,343 Was it the anticipation of a warm redemption 370 00:28:29,376 --> 00:28:31,045 that I presumed I would feel 371 00:28:31,078 --> 00:28:34,148 when I drove a stake through her heart? 372 00:28:41,590 --> 00:28:43,791 - Take a selfie. Jocelyn, take a selfie. 373 00:28:51,832 --> 00:28:55,769 -It's true. I can see the Green Fairy. 374 00:29:50,759 --> 00:29:53,762 - What may I get for you, darling? 375 00:29:53,794 --> 00:29:55,829 -A glass of absinthe. 376 00:30:21,989 --> 00:30:23,324 Your absinthe is ready. 377 00:30:37,438 --> 00:30:38,839 - Hi. - Hi. 378 00:30:38,872 --> 00:30:41,609 -You look good. -So do you. 379 00:30:42,876 --> 00:30:44,445 -You clearly see the girl at the end of the bar 380 00:30:44,478 --> 00:30:46,480 with the skull mask in all red? 381 00:30:46,514 --> 00:30:48,048 -Yummy. -No. 382 00:30:48,082 --> 00:30:49,283 She's heavily armed. 383 00:30:50,652 --> 00:30:52,453 She's a hunter or something. 384 00:30:52,486 --> 00:30:54,121 -She is a hunter. 385 00:30:55,155 --> 00:30:57,891 And I'm scheduled to kill her this weekend. 386 00:30:57,925 --> 00:31:00,894 -I think you should kill her now. 387 00:31:00,928 --> 00:31:03,631 -I'll kill her when she's invited me to. 388 00:31:03,665 --> 00:31:04,865 We don't want to attract attention 389 00:31:04,898 --> 00:31:07,000 and bring more of them. 390 00:31:07,034 --> 00:31:09,604 -Okay, but what about the guys? 391 00:31:09,637 --> 00:31:10,705 Our lover boys from out of town 392 00:31:10,739 --> 00:31:12,373 will be arriving in about an hour. 393 00:31:12,406 --> 00:31:16,210 -Just text them to meet us at Club Silver Paradise. 394 00:31:16,243 --> 00:31:19,012 You stay here and keep the party going. 395 00:31:19,046 --> 00:31:21,115 The hunter won't notice anything. 396 00:31:31,526 --> 00:31:33,260 She'll just leave when the party's over 397 00:31:33,293 --> 00:31:36,798 and I'll bring the guys back here after hours. 398 00:32:51,972 --> 00:32:54,408 -Mmm. Mmm. 399 00:32:56,076 --> 00:32:57,244 What are you doing? 400 00:33:01,048 --> 00:33:02,517 It feels so good in the earth. 401 00:33:09,089 --> 00:33:12,760 Mmm. 402 00:33:12,794 --> 00:33:15,128 I'm tired. I don't want to move. 403 00:33:15,162 --> 00:33:17,164 -Well, you're going to stay tired forever 404 00:33:17,197 --> 00:33:20,835 if you just lay half-buried in the dirt, eating bugs. 405 00:33:20,869 --> 00:33:22,469 You need to get back on your diet. 406 00:33:28,576 --> 00:33:30,410 Look at me. 407 00:33:30,444 --> 00:33:34,014 Our guys are coming into town tonight. 408 00:33:34,047 --> 00:33:35,482 -Already? 409 00:33:35,517 --> 00:33:37,852 -Mm-hmm. 410 00:33:37,886 --> 00:33:39,319 -Oh, I'm... 411 00:33:41,756 --> 00:33:44,191 Mm. 412 00:33:46,628 --> 00:33:48,596 Okay. Help me get ready. 413 00:34:15,890 --> 00:34:19,994 - My superior officer Alexis 414 00:34:20,028 --> 00:34:23,363 was emotionally scattered, 415 00:34:23,397 --> 00:34:26,801 not ready for the nightmare that was to come. 416 00:34:26,834 --> 00:34:30,672 What in God's name are you doing? 417 00:34:33,407 --> 00:34:35,475 I thought you were the intelligence. 418 00:34:40,048 --> 00:34:41,916 - I am adding a new skill to my arsenal 419 00:34:41,950 --> 00:34:44,217 for my dating profile. 420 00:34:49,591 --> 00:34:52,392 - So you send me back to the lair 421 00:34:52,426 --> 00:34:57,264 and then just start doing your crazy online courtship rituals 422 00:34:57,297 --> 00:34:59,701 and leisurely working out. 423 00:34:59,734 --> 00:35:02,235 -Staying fit is my job. 424 00:35:02,269 --> 00:35:04,739 -That's supposed to be my job, too. 425 00:35:04,772 --> 00:35:06,306 But I keep getting sent back 426 00:35:06,340 --> 00:35:08,375 into the demon lair to get drunk, 427 00:35:08,408 --> 00:35:10,678 told to have happy thoughts 428 00:35:10,712 --> 00:35:13,514 and to have romantic video chats with the devil. 429 00:35:16,416 --> 00:35:20,855 - I liked her, but people close to me get hurt. 430 00:35:20,888 --> 00:35:23,256 I was good at violence, 431 00:35:23,290 --> 00:35:26,126 and there was a violent job to be done. 432 00:35:26,159 --> 00:35:29,262 Focus on your upper body and breathe. 433 00:35:29,296 --> 00:35:31,298 Punching like you're angry at something. 434 00:35:33,835 --> 00:35:35,837 -What has gotten into you? 435 00:35:35,870 --> 00:35:40,041 -I got dumped by the Frenchman. 436 00:35:40,074 --> 00:35:41,441 I don't know, maybe you're right. 437 00:35:41,475 --> 00:35:43,477 There was just so much pressure. 438 00:35:43,511 --> 00:35:46,246 You left on one of my dating apps 439 00:35:46,279 --> 00:35:48,916 and I made six dates all for tonight, 440 00:35:48,950 --> 00:35:51,418 thinking they would cancel, but then none of them canceled 441 00:35:51,451 --> 00:35:54,922 and I freaked out and I canceled all of them. 442 00:35:54,956 --> 00:35:57,157 And I feel like my head is swollen. 443 00:35:57,190 --> 00:35:58,492 - I'm putting my life on the line 444 00:35:58,526 --> 00:36:00,595 and you're in here having emotional breakdowns 445 00:36:00,628 --> 00:36:02,229 about dating? 446 00:36:02,262 --> 00:36:05,332 -Well, it's all because of the lunar eclipse. 447 00:36:08,002 --> 00:36:09,704 -The eclipse is tomorrow. 448 00:36:15,543 --> 00:36:16,577 - I just want to touch up your lips and your eyeliner 449 00:36:16,611 --> 00:36:19,212 without messing up your rhinestones. 450 00:36:19,246 --> 00:36:20,748 I've done your makeup so many times, 451 00:36:20,782 --> 00:36:22,315 I thought you were me. 452 00:36:22,349 --> 00:36:24,786 I forgot what I looked like. 453 00:36:24,819 --> 00:36:25,753 How come we can see ourselves 454 00:36:25,787 --> 00:36:28,589 with their modern digital technology? 455 00:36:28,623 --> 00:36:30,257 There were no reflections in mirrors and water 456 00:36:30,290 --> 00:36:31,959 in what felt like forever. 457 00:36:31,993 --> 00:36:33,795 Then with modern digital cameras, 458 00:36:33,828 --> 00:36:35,963 it captures our image like we're humans. 459 00:36:35,997 --> 00:36:37,330 Why is that? 460 00:36:38,866 --> 00:36:43,571 -Because AI and digital cameras are in league with the devil. 461 00:36:43,604 --> 00:36:44,572 And so are we. 462 00:36:44,605 --> 00:36:46,174 -Hmm. Well, if we're in league with the devil, 463 00:36:46,206 --> 00:36:47,240 then where is he? 464 00:36:47,274 --> 00:36:49,043 I never met him. 465 00:36:49,077 --> 00:36:51,979 -Listen, there's a hunter upstairs. 466 00:36:52,013 --> 00:36:53,948 -Ugh. Why do you two care? 467 00:36:53,981 --> 00:36:58,119 - Well, in theory, hunters know how to destroy us. 468 00:36:58,152 --> 00:37:00,320 -Well, at this point, would that even matter? 469 00:37:00,353 --> 00:37:02,422 Aren't we gonna be destroyed when humans turn the planet 470 00:37:02,456 --> 00:37:04,324 into a seared bowl of ash anyway? 471 00:37:04,357 --> 00:37:06,326 -Well, they might just crash their own population, 472 00:37:06,359 --> 00:37:08,663 and then we wouldn't be destroyed. 473 00:37:08,696 --> 00:37:10,497 Things would just start to get normal again. 474 00:37:10,531 --> 00:37:12,365 -Oh, so what's your plan? 475 00:37:12,399 --> 00:37:13,601 You're just gonna keep hiding in the dark 476 00:37:13,634 --> 00:37:16,369 and killing humans indefinitely? 477 00:37:16,403 --> 00:37:19,974 -Yes, that's our only option. 478 00:37:20,007 --> 00:37:22,510 Being destroyed would be even worse. 479 00:37:22,543 --> 00:37:24,946 We could be trapped as ash forever 480 00:37:24,979 --> 00:37:27,615 and then blow away in the wind 481 00:37:27,648 --> 00:37:30,852 and get caught in the sunlight and create rainbows. 482 00:37:30,885 --> 00:37:32,019 -Mm. 483 00:37:32,053 --> 00:37:35,189 -Some of us have been turned to statues or beach foam. 484 00:37:35,223 --> 00:37:39,560 I even heard of this one girl who was turned into a painting. 485 00:37:39,594 --> 00:37:42,262 -Still doesn't sound worse than this. 486 00:37:42,295 --> 00:37:44,866 -Well, we wouldn't be together. 487 00:37:44,899 --> 00:37:47,367 We wouldn't be able to do each other's makeup. 488 00:37:49,804 --> 00:37:51,005 -I love you. 489 00:37:51,038 --> 00:37:53,440 You'd make a pretty painting. Let me paint you. 490 00:37:53,473 --> 00:37:57,245 - Let's just go get these guys first, okay? 491 00:37:57,277 --> 00:37:59,479 -Okay. 492 00:38:02,850 --> 00:38:04,417 Whoo! Whoo! 493 00:38:06,687 --> 00:38:07,588 Whooh! 494 00:38:08,723 --> 00:38:09,724 Whooh! 495 00:38:12,260 --> 00:38:13,360 - Yeah! 496 00:38:14,361 --> 00:38:15,630 -Damn it! God! 497 00:38:15,663 --> 00:38:18,800 Would you just drive fast but smoothly, Elizabeth? 498 00:38:18,833 --> 00:38:21,669 This is good, fresh blood and absinthe. 499 00:38:21,702 --> 00:38:23,470 Would you stop with the swerving? 500 00:38:23,504 --> 00:38:26,274 -I'm driving the same way that I always drive. 501 00:38:28,609 --> 00:38:30,912 -Get these guys, gonna get their hearts racing, 502 00:38:30,945 --> 00:38:33,446 and thin their blood with absinthe, and then, boom! 503 00:38:33,480 --> 00:38:35,783 It's gonna be great. 504 00:38:35,817 --> 00:38:39,486 Oh, I feel tingly all over just thinking about it. 505 00:38:39,520 --> 00:38:42,223 Oh, I'm gonna kill somebody so good for you. 506 00:38:42,256 --> 00:38:44,525 It's gonna be a show. 507 00:38:46,928 --> 00:38:48,361 Do you wanna have sex? 508 00:38:48,395 --> 00:38:51,532 -Joan, I don't get you. Not even about sex. 509 00:38:51,566 --> 00:38:53,234 -Well, no, we're about living forever 510 00:38:53,267 --> 00:38:54,902 and drinking people's blood. 511 00:38:54,936 --> 00:38:58,906 -I just don't understand some of your human-like urges. 512 00:39:02,076 --> 00:39:03,544 -Run these motherfuckers over. 513 00:39:03,578 --> 00:39:05,046 - Yeah, you just told me about him. 514 00:39:06,013 --> 00:39:08,816 -Smash into these lovey-dovey cutie pies. 515 00:39:13,521 --> 00:39:15,623 Ahh. It's beautiful. 516 00:39:15,656 --> 00:39:17,758 It's like a drive thru. 517 00:39:17,792 --> 00:39:19,293 Bye-bye. 518 00:39:19,327 --> 00:39:20,561 -Agh. 519 00:39:22,395 --> 00:39:23,931 -That was refreshing. 520 00:39:23,965 --> 00:39:26,466 It wasn't exactly what I had in mind. 521 00:39:26,499 --> 00:39:28,870 I thought they were just gonna go underneath the car. 522 00:39:28,903 --> 00:39:31,138 Didn't realize they were gonna splatter all over us 523 00:39:31,172 --> 00:39:32,273 like a typhoon. 524 00:39:33,808 --> 00:39:36,443 -We gotta go back home and get dressed up all over again. 525 00:39:36,476 --> 00:39:38,346 -No, we can go to the club like this. 526 00:39:38,378 --> 00:39:40,014 People are stupid, they're never gonna think 527 00:39:40,047 --> 00:39:42,717 that we're actually covered in human blood. 528 00:39:42,750 --> 00:39:46,087 -Now we look worse than a Jackson Pollock painting. 529 00:39:46,120 --> 00:39:47,722 - Mm. - Mm. 530 00:39:49,924 --> 00:39:51,458 -Yeah! 531 00:39:57,865 --> 00:39:59,367 Good shit, man. 532 00:39:59,399 --> 00:40:01,769 You're only going to get a little fucked up. 533 00:40:01,802 --> 00:40:05,640 It's a little bit of a hallucinogenic kind of trip. 534 00:40:09,577 --> 00:40:11,545 -Hey, is it possible that we flew all the way 535 00:40:11,579 --> 00:40:13,781 down here just to get stood up? 536 00:40:13,814 --> 00:40:16,584 These girls are an hour late, man, after switching venues. 537 00:40:17,585 --> 00:40:18,953 -They'll be here, man. 538 00:40:18,986 --> 00:40:19,954 It's all good. 539 00:40:19,987 --> 00:40:20,888 -All right. 540 00:40:26,961 --> 00:40:28,562 We're gonna get ready again 541 00:40:28,596 --> 00:40:31,464 and go pick up these three guys, remember? 542 00:40:31,498 --> 00:40:33,000 - Okay. Well, after we kill these three guys, 543 00:40:33,034 --> 00:40:35,036 would you sleep with me in my coffin today? 544 00:40:35,069 --> 00:40:38,572 -I'll do it if you just focus on our date first. 545 00:40:52,920 --> 00:40:53,955 -Whooh. 546 00:41:09,203 --> 00:41:10,771 -Come on in, ladies. 547 00:41:24,051 --> 00:41:26,053 - Whoo! 548 00:41:33,928 --> 00:41:38,432 -Hey, you want me to buy you a drink or something? 549 00:41:38,466 --> 00:41:40,434 -No. 550 00:41:40,468 --> 00:41:42,403 I want you to go home and hang yourself 551 00:41:42,436 --> 00:41:44,505 with a thick extension cord. 552 00:41:44,538 --> 00:41:45,773 - Come on now. 553 00:41:47,241 --> 00:41:49,377 - Do as I say, as I say. 554 00:41:49,410 --> 00:41:51,712 -Okay. That's a good idea. 555 00:41:54,749 --> 00:41:56,550 -I'm not in a club. 556 00:41:56,584 --> 00:41:58,552 What are you talking about? 557 00:41:58,586 --> 00:41:59,720 Who the hell you talking to? 558 00:42:01,389 --> 00:42:03,090 - Yeah. 559 00:42:07,495 --> 00:42:09,864 -Are you fucking kidding me? 560 00:42:09,897 --> 00:42:12,199 You're not getting your phone back or your ex-wife. 561 00:42:12,233 --> 00:42:13,634 Get your shit together, man. 562 00:42:13,667 --> 00:42:15,536 -I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 563 00:42:16,570 --> 00:42:18,472 She's fuckin' killin' me. 564 00:42:18,507 --> 00:42:20,274 -You never have to apologize to me. 565 00:42:20,307 --> 00:42:21,375 -You know that. -All right. 566 00:42:21,409 --> 00:42:23,778 -I love you. Just take a sip and focus. 567 00:42:23,811 --> 00:42:25,379 -Okay. Cheers. Cheers. 568 00:42:25,413 --> 00:42:26,947 -Cheers. -Okay, got it. 569 00:42:28,849 --> 00:42:29,784 -Bingo. 570 00:42:31,085 --> 00:42:33,387 All three of them sitting together. 571 00:42:33,421 --> 00:42:34,655 -Modern and oily. 572 00:42:34,688 --> 00:42:35,823 Just how you like them. 573 00:42:38,826 --> 00:42:41,595 -Well, don't just stand there staring at me. 574 00:42:41,629 --> 00:42:43,397 Let's go dance next to their table. 575 00:42:43,431 --> 00:42:44,999 They'll invite us to sit down. 576 00:42:48,069 --> 00:42:51,005 -The sad one, Luke, I think I want to make him happy 577 00:42:51,038 --> 00:42:52,740 before we kill him and drink his blood. 578 00:42:54,041 --> 00:42:55,709 -What for? 579 00:42:55,743 --> 00:42:58,746 -I just want to be close to him and accelerate his pulse. 580 00:42:58,779 --> 00:43:00,681 Makes the blood gush out quicker anyway. 581 00:43:00,714 --> 00:43:02,583 -You can't turn back into a human. 582 00:43:02,616 --> 00:43:05,453 You know, you're drinking liquor and wanting sex. 583 00:43:05,486 --> 00:43:06,521 It's totally fucked up. 584 00:43:06,555 --> 00:43:07,855 -Don't worry about me. 585 00:43:07,888 --> 00:43:10,024 Let's just go dance near them, like you said. 586 00:43:30,044 --> 00:43:32,279 -Whoa! -What? 587 00:43:32,313 --> 00:43:33,714 -I--is that them? 588 00:43:43,724 --> 00:43:45,159 -Oh. -Game time. 589 00:43:45,192 --> 00:43:46,427 I told you. 590 00:43:48,796 --> 00:43:49,763 We're in business, boys. 591 00:43:49,797 --> 00:43:51,165 -Wait, wait. Come on, man. 592 00:43:51,198 --> 00:43:53,535 Go easy, man. Go easy. 593 00:43:57,171 --> 00:43:58,139 Oh. 594 00:43:59,440 --> 00:44:02,343 -Hello, ladies. How are you? 595 00:44:02,376 --> 00:44:03,711 Mm. 596 00:44:03,744 --> 00:44:05,913 Do you want to hear my crazy fetish? 597 00:44:05,946 --> 00:44:07,549 -Yeah, well, I don't know. 598 00:44:07,582 --> 00:44:08,849 How crazy is it? 599 00:44:08,883 --> 00:44:11,285 -I just love when guys invite me places. 600 00:44:11,318 --> 00:44:15,557 Sit at tables, have a drink, go outside and hug, anything. 601 00:44:15,590 --> 00:44:16,957 -Right. 602 00:44:16,991 --> 00:44:19,260 That sounds more like a joke than a fetish, 603 00:44:19,293 --> 00:44:22,531 but I'll be happy for you guys to come to the table with us. 604 00:44:22,564 --> 00:44:24,365 Come on. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 605 00:44:24,398 --> 00:44:26,333 - Look alive, boys! - Hey! 606 00:44:26,367 --> 00:44:27,768 -Wow, that is Joan. 607 00:44:27,801 --> 00:44:29,203 - Oh, wow. 608 00:44:31,705 --> 00:44:33,575 - Wow. - Oh, wow. 609 00:44:33,608 --> 00:44:34,909 - Hmm. 610 00:44:34,942 --> 00:44:37,244 -Well, are you guys going to invite us to sit down? 611 00:44:37,278 --> 00:44:39,246 -Yes. By all means, please. 612 00:44:39,280 --> 00:44:40,381 Sit down. Have a drink. 613 00:44:40,414 --> 00:44:43,284 - Oh, oh. Yeah. 614 00:44:45,554 --> 00:44:47,254 Party. 615 00:44:48,689 --> 00:44:49,990 - Yeah. 616 00:44:55,664 --> 00:44:57,731 -You guys are so beautiful. 617 00:44:57,765 --> 00:45:00,401 So much more beautiful in person. 618 00:45:00,434 --> 00:45:01,402 Look at you. 619 00:45:01,435 --> 00:45:02,504 -There you go. 620 00:45:02,537 --> 00:45:03,737 -Come on, get off. 621 00:45:03,771 --> 00:45:05,272 So classy. 622 00:45:05,306 --> 00:45:06,473 -You're so perceptive. 623 00:45:06,508 --> 00:45:07,775 You can tell we're classy already? 624 00:45:07,808 --> 00:45:09,410 -Absolutely. 625 00:45:09,443 --> 00:45:10,744 -What--what about Helena? 626 00:45:10,778 --> 00:45:12,947 Is Helena around here, somewhere? 627 00:45:12,980 --> 00:45:14,616 - We'll meet her later. - Let's go. 628 00:45:14,649 --> 00:45:16,984 -Yes, of course, but she's not in this club. 629 00:45:17,017 --> 00:45:18,085 Let's go, let's go. 630 00:45:18,118 --> 00:45:19,621 What's happenin' here? 631 00:45:19,654 --> 00:45:21,388 -She said, let's go, let's go. 632 00:45:21,422 --> 00:45:22,423 -Yes, buddy. 633 00:45:22,456 --> 00:45:23,490 -What does that mean? 634 00:45:23,525 --> 00:45:24,659 -It's your night. 635 00:45:24,693 --> 00:45:26,160 - Oh, God. 636 00:45:26,193 --> 00:45:27,261 -Go get 'em, tiger. 637 00:45:33,767 --> 00:45:34,969 - Take me somewhere. 638 00:45:38,573 --> 00:45:40,407 -Where? 639 00:45:40,441 --> 00:45:42,876 -Your heaven, your hell. 640 00:45:42,910 --> 00:45:45,012 Either would be paradise to me. 641 00:45:48,382 --> 00:45:49,416 -Joan. 642 00:45:52,587 --> 00:45:53,821 Got a lot on my mind. 643 00:45:53,854 --> 00:45:57,091 -Sshh. I already know. 644 00:46:00,094 --> 00:46:01,962 Put your hands on me, Luke. 645 00:46:07,602 --> 00:46:09,436 Do you want me? 646 00:46:09,470 --> 00:46:10,971 I want you. 647 00:46:11,005 --> 00:46:13,742 - Cora, what did you see when you went back to the bar? 648 00:46:13,774 --> 00:46:17,378 -Well, they're still there. 649 00:46:17,411 --> 00:46:19,146 The bar is their lair, 650 00:46:19,179 --> 00:46:22,383 and I don't know how to find out any more information on my own 651 00:46:22,416 --> 00:46:24,519 without getting myself killed. 652 00:46:24,552 --> 00:46:26,987 I highly recommend a strike team, 653 00:46:27,021 --> 00:46:30,024 and we hit 'em in broad daylight. 654 00:46:30,057 --> 00:46:32,926 -Historically, we have a better chance of vanquishing them 655 00:46:32,960 --> 00:46:35,296 if we strike during the lunar eclipse. 656 00:46:38,465 --> 00:46:41,268 -The eclipse would just make the night darker. 657 00:46:41,302 --> 00:46:43,904 We should do it in the middle of the day. 658 00:46:43,937 --> 00:46:46,974 - I can be there myself with two of the guards 659 00:46:47,007 --> 00:46:48,842 that I have here on site, 660 00:46:48,876 --> 00:46:50,978 but not until the day after tomorrow, 661 00:46:51,011 --> 00:46:54,014 which would actually get me there the morning 662 00:46:54,048 --> 00:46:56,685 after the eclipse. 663 00:46:56,718 --> 00:46:58,852 It's gonna have to be the five of us. 664 00:46:58,886 --> 00:47:01,656 We're gonna have to vanquish them ourselves. 665 00:47:01,690 --> 00:47:02,724 -Great. 666 00:47:02,757 --> 00:47:04,291 We do it in the middle of the day. 667 00:47:04,325 --> 00:47:05,359 - Yes. 668 00:47:05,392 --> 00:47:07,662 -Perfect. We'll just burst in there at high noon 669 00:47:07,696 --> 00:47:10,598 and light the place on fire. 670 00:47:10,632 --> 00:47:12,166 -Great. - Okay, Cora, yeah. 671 00:47:12,199 --> 00:47:15,002 But you just remember we're up against vampires. 672 00:47:15,035 --> 00:47:17,605 It's nothing like a firefight with human beings. 673 00:47:17,639 --> 00:47:21,275 You have to think happy thoughts to keep them out of your head. 674 00:47:21,308 --> 00:47:23,310 If they seize control of our brains, 675 00:47:23,344 --> 00:47:26,581 we could burst in there and start shooting each other. 676 00:47:26,614 --> 00:47:29,950 Are you having dizzy spells or seeing anything weird? 677 00:47:29,983 --> 00:47:32,587 -Am I seeing anything weird? 678 00:47:32,620 --> 00:47:34,021 The weirdest thing I've ever seen 679 00:47:34,054 --> 00:47:36,123 is Elizabeth having people decapitated 680 00:47:36,156 --> 00:47:38,025 and then bathing in their blood. 681 00:47:39,026 --> 00:47:41,195 Other than that, nothing unusual. 682 00:47:41,228 --> 00:47:44,998 No dizzy spells, depression, or suicidal thoughts. 683 00:47:45,032 --> 00:47:47,836 - Okay, well, I'll be there as fast as possible, 684 00:47:47,868 --> 00:47:51,138 but, um, caution, ladies. 685 00:47:55,876 --> 00:47:58,747 -Sorry about my dating freakout. 686 00:47:58,780 --> 00:48:00,247 I don't know what came over me. 687 00:48:02,015 --> 00:48:04,418 This lifestyle is hard. 688 00:48:04,451 --> 00:48:06,019 -Tell me about it. 689 00:48:21,068 --> 00:48:23,070 -Oh, my God. You smell good. 690 00:48:24,171 --> 00:48:25,105 Oh. 691 00:48:26,974 --> 00:48:28,976 -Joan and Luke have been gone too long. 692 00:48:30,277 --> 00:48:33,180 This place is about to get rowdy and then close. 693 00:48:35,048 --> 00:48:38,620 Let's take this bottle of absinthe for the car ride 694 00:48:38,653 --> 00:48:41,188 and then we can cruise to the other side of town. 695 00:48:42,557 --> 00:48:44,057 -You wanna all the way, huh? 696 00:48:44,091 --> 00:48:47,529 Let's go see the others. 697 00:48:47,562 --> 00:48:49,363 Okay. 698 00:48:58,873 --> 00:49:00,107 - Hey! 699 00:49:08,616 --> 00:49:11,886 - No suicidal thoughts or depression? 700 00:49:11,920 --> 00:49:13,521 -No. 701 00:49:13,555 --> 00:49:14,988 -Dizziness? 702 00:49:16,190 --> 00:49:20,360 Are you sure I'm not getting inside your head, killer? 703 00:49:20,394 --> 00:49:21,361 -No. 704 00:49:22,463 --> 00:49:23,397 - What? 705 00:49:23,430 --> 00:49:25,365 -What? 706 00:49:25,399 --> 00:49:26,467 I don't know. 707 00:49:26,500 --> 00:49:28,870 I'm drunk and messing with a nest of vampires 708 00:49:28,903 --> 00:49:31,573 and you're just working out and dating 709 00:49:31,606 --> 00:49:34,809 like you're at some kind of retreat or something. 710 00:49:34,843 --> 00:49:36,210 I'm going to bed. 711 00:49:38,078 --> 00:49:40,214 -Helena wants us to meet her at the absinthe bar. 712 00:49:40,247 --> 00:49:41,749 - Excellent. 713 00:49:41,783 --> 00:49:45,118 That's perfect. Yes. 714 00:49:45,152 --> 00:49:47,087 - Hey. How are you? 715 00:49:47,120 --> 00:49:49,289 -Oh man, couldn't be better. 716 00:49:49,323 --> 00:49:51,726 Listen, there was a mirror. 717 00:49:51,759 --> 00:49:53,360 - A mirror? Why? 718 00:49:53,393 --> 00:49:54,863 You need to see the mirror or what? 719 00:49:54,896 --> 00:49:57,532 -No. I--it was--I seen... 720 00:49:57,565 --> 00:50:00,735 - They kept telling me to have happy thoughts. 721 00:50:02,236 --> 00:50:06,173 It was better to let the cold sink in 722 00:50:06,206 --> 00:50:09,009 and find the balance in the nausea 723 00:50:09,042 --> 00:50:12,112 and the night sweats. 724 00:50:12,145 --> 00:50:18,620 All the smiley, happy people I knew were in heaven, 725 00:50:18,653 --> 00:50:23,457 where there was no pain or consequences. 726 00:50:35,135 --> 00:50:36,571 This shit's incredible. 727 00:50:38,438 --> 00:50:40,407 - Hey, hey. Right there. Right there. 728 00:50:41,543 --> 00:50:42,476 Drink some of this shit. 729 00:50:42,510 --> 00:50:44,812 - Cheer up, bro. Come on, man. 730 00:50:49,517 --> 00:50:51,619 - Oh, be careful. - What are you doing? 731 00:50:51,653 --> 00:50:52,787 -Oh, you worry too much. 732 00:50:53,988 --> 00:50:54,989 Tell me, Luke. 733 00:50:55,023 --> 00:50:56,156 I got you. 734 00:50:57,725 --> 00:51:00,060 -Whoa, whoa. Go easy, man. 735 00:51:00,093 --> 00:51:01,596 Oh guys, guys, absinthe burns, 736 00:51:01,629 --> 00:51:02,864 you guys should light each other on fire. 737 00:51:02,897 --> 00:51:04,131 It'll go viral. 738 00:51:04,164 --> 00:51:06,066 -Absinthe's very flammable, that could hurt us. 739 00:51:06,099 --> 00:51:07,602 -I've been on fire before, haven't you? 740 00:51:07,635 --> 00:51:08,803 Faster, faster! 741 00:51:08,836 --> 00:51:10,170 Well, no, it won't. 742 00:51:11,271 --> 00:51:13,975 - Guys, light me on fire. 743 00:51:14,008 --> 00:51:16,076 - It's not a good idea. Come on-- 744 00:51:16,109 --> 00:51:17,545 -Let me have some fire. 745 00:51:17,579 --> 00:51:19,246 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, come on. 746 00:51:19,279 --> 00:51:20,748 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 747 00:51:23,017 --> 00:51:24,217 -Come on, man. 748 00:51:24,251 --> 00:51:25,820 That's some white people shit. 749 00:51:25,853 --> 00:51:28,056 - Why would you light a drunk girl on fire? 750 00:51:28,088 --> 00:51:29,557 -What the fuck are you doing? 751 00:51:36,864 --> 00:51:38,498 - Jesus. - What? 752 00:51:38,533 --> 00:51:40,233 - What the fuck just happened? 753 00:51:40,267 --> 00:51:42,235 - I told you not to light her on fire, man. 754 00:51:42,269 --> 00:51:44,338 - Look, who do you think's legally responsible, Luke? 755 00:51:44,371 --> 00:51:47,041 'Cause she was begging me to do this, all right? 756 00:51:47,075 --> 00:51:48,475 She was begging me, right? 757 00:51:51,079 --> 00:51:54,181 -Joan, are you okay? 758 00:51:55,617 --> 00:51:56,618 Eh-- 759 00:51:56,651 --> 00:51:57,451 -What's wrong? 760 00:51:57,484 --> 00:51:58,620 Did you want me to be hurt? 761 00:52:01,956 --> 00:52:03,323 What? 762 00:52:06,360 --> 00:52:07,829 - What the fuck. 763 00:52:07,862 --> 00:52:08,930 -Did you get it on camera? 764 00:52:08,963 --> 00:52:10,397 -Yeah, I got the whole thing on camera. 765 00:52:10,430 --> 00:52:11,966 -I used to be a circus acrobat. 766 00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:13,433 - A circus act, man. 767 00:52:13,467 --> 00:52:14,869 I thought you were toast. 768 00:52:20,541 --> 00:52:21,643 That's crazy, man. 769 00:52:25,178 --> 00:52:26,714 -Come on, bro, drink up. 770 00:52:26,748 --> 00:52:27,982 You only live once, right? 771 00:52:28,016 --> 00:52:29,017 -Come on, man. 772 00:52:29,050 --> 00:52:30,484 Woo! 773 00:52:31,819 --> 00:52:33,988 - Yeah, Luke! - Come on, baby. Woo. 774 00:52:36,791 --> 00:52:39,359 -You know what? Watch this. 775 00:52:39,393 --> 00:52:41,261 Yeah, you got it, Luke. 776 00:52:41,294 --> 00:52:42,630 -I'm--I'm gonna show you. 777 00:52:42,664 --> 00:52:44,132 - Yeah, buddy. 778 00:52:44,164 --> 00:52:45,733 -I'm gonna show you what this is. 779 00:52:47,135 --> 00:52:48,201 - You got it. 780 00:52:48,235 --> 00:52:50,303 -I'm gonna take you to another level. 781 00:52:51,171 --> 00:52:52,472 Who's scared? 782 00:52:53,641 --> 00:52:55,043 - Roll your cameras. - You got it, Luke. 783 00:52:55,076 --> 00:52:56,476 -You wanna go on social media? 784 00:52:56,511 --> 00:52:57,612 Ride it, baby! 785 00:52:57,645 --> 00:52:59,881 You wanna go in the ground? 786 00:52:59,914 --> 00:53:01,381 Watch this. 787 00:53:03,250 --> 00:53:04,484 Watch this. 788 00:53:08,923 --> 00:53:10,725 Oh. 789 00:53:10,758 --> 00:53:11,993 Fuck! 790 00:53:12,026 --> 00:53:13,260 See what you've all done. 791 00:53:13,293 --> 00:53:16,030 That's not smart. He's tangled up under the car. 792 00:53:16,064 --> 00:53:17,598 Smackin' Luke. 793 00:53:17,632 --> 00:53:19,299 -Holy fuck. 794 00:53:19,332 --> 00:53:20,735 We drove right over him. 795 00:53:22,235 --> 00:53:23,805 -He is clearly a psychological mess. 796 00:53:23,838 --> 00:53:25,039 Let's just forget about him. 797 00:53:25,073 --> 00:53:26,074 -What do you mean forget about him? 798 00:53:26,107 --> 00:53:27,340 He's right here, he's alive, 799 00:53:27,374 --> 00:53:28,408 - he's not dead. - Help. 800 00:53:28,442 --> 00:53:30,111 -I don't think that we can help him. 801 00:53:30,144 --> 00:53:31,612 -Let's just get out of here. -What are you--? 802 00:53:31,646 --> 00:53:33,313 - I need a--I need a doctor! 803 00:53:36,150 --> 00:53:38,218 He's not dead. 804 00:53:38,251 --> 00:53:39,620 We can save him. Maybe. 805 00:53:39,654 --> 00:53:41,321 -I'm--I'm calling for help! -Yes. 806 00:53:41,354 --> 00:53:43,323 -Forget. Sleep. 807 00:53:47,294 --> 00:53:48,495 -Elizabeth! Stop! 808 00:53:53,233 --> 00:53:54,367 -I think we can help him. 809 00:53:56,504 --> 00:53:57,805 - Crazy bitches. 810 00:53:57,839 --> 00:53:59,741 What the fuck is going on? 811 00:54:11,119 --> 00:54:12,486 -Why isn't he dead? 812 00:54:12,520 --> 00:54:13,755 - What do you mean? 813 00:54:14,989 --> 00:54:17,191 I'm not dead? 814 00:54:17,225 --> 00:54:20,027 -He's tangled up under the tire and an axle, 815 00:54:20,061 --> 00:54:21,929 so the whole lower half of his body 816 00:54:21,963 --> 00:54:23,865 is like one big tourniquet. 817 00:54:23,898 --> 00:54:26,601 He's gonna burst no matter what when he gets loose. 818 00:54:27,702 --> 00:54:28,970 -Can I turn him? 819 00:54:29,003 --> 00:54:30,403 -What's gotten into you? 820 00:54:30,437 --> 00:54:33,040 You absolutely cannot turn anyone. 821 00:54:33,074 --> 00:54:36,511 We need to make him pop, rip him apart, 822 00:54:36,544 --> 00:54:37,745 and tear him out of there. 823 00:54:37,779 --> 00:54:38,813 -What? 824 00:54:41,582 --> 00:54:44,351 -You're so fucking messy, Joan. 825 00:54:44,384 --> 00:54:47,188 Getting the guys to literally light your ass on fire, 826 00:54:47,221 --> 00:54:48,523 that's what triggered this whole mess. 827 00:54:48,556 --> 00:54:50,423 -I was trying to be dreamy. 828 00:54:50,457 --> 00:54:52,760 Now go do what you do and let's get out of here. 829 00:54:56,329 --> 00:54:58,132 - Ma'am, freeze. Freeze, ma 'am. 830 00:54:58,166 --> 00:54:59,466 - Help. 831 00:54:59,499 --> 00:55:03,037 -As you can see, there's been a little accident. 832 00:55:03,070 --> 00:55:06,007 Hey, sir, I need...he--help. 833 00:55:06,040 --> 00:55:07,542 -Are you ladies prostitutes? 834 00:55:08,576 --> 00:55:10,477 -I'm not a prostitute. 835 00:55:10,511 --> 00:55:12,312 How does a mortally injured man... 836 00:55:12,345 --> 00:55:13,681 -I need a doctor. 837 00:55:13,714 --> 00:55:15,950 -...screaming under the front tire of my car 838 00:55:15,983 --> 00:55:18,519 even relate to prostitution. 839 00:55:18,553 --> 00:55:20,254 -Well, you're going to be charged with a crime. 840 00:55:20,288 --> 00:55:21,354 -Oh. 841 00:55:21,388 --> 00:55:23,157 -I'm just not sure which one yet. 842 00:55:23,191 --> 00:55:27,327 -I'm not dead. I need help. 843 00:55:27,360 --> 00:55:29,530 -Point your gun at your partner. 844 00:55:29,564 --> 00:55:30,898 -Okay. -Yeah, right. 845 00:55:30,932 --> 00:55:33,134 -Put two bullets in his chest and one in his head. 846 00:55:40,241 --> 00:55:42,109 - Now place the gun up against your own head. 847 00:55:42,143 --> 00:55:43,343 -Okay. 848 00:55:49,917 --> 00:55:50,918 -Pull the trigger. 849 00:55:50,952 --> 00:55:51,986 -Okay. 850 00:56:02,830 --> 00:56:08,236 -Please, please. Where is my phone? 851 00:56:08,269 --> 00:56:12,173 I need to call my wife, my ex-wife. 852 00:56:12,206 --> 00:56:17,612 -I don't think you need to worry about calling anyone anymore. 853 00:56:17,645 --> 00:56:20,447 I want to talk to him about his death experience. 854 00:56:20,480 --> 00:56:23,184 -What? I'm not dead? 855 00:56:23,217 --> 00:56:27,622 -Hey, Luke. You're okay. 856 00:56:30,324 --> 00:56:31,626 - No, no. 857 00:56:33,661 --> 00:56:35,930 You know you're really so much better off than us. 858 00:56:35,963 --> 00:56:37,331 -Oh. 859 00:56:37,365 --> 00:56:39,634 - You're going to another place and... 860 00:56:41,602 --> 00:56:43,704 we're stuck here indefinitely. 861 00:56:47,842 --> 00:56:52,880 Well, Luke, do you believe in God? 862 00:56:52,914 --> 00:56:54,582 -Yes. 863 00:56:54,615 --> 00:56:56,416 -What about hell or the devil? 864 00:56:56,449 --> 00:56:58,451 -I don't... I don't know. 865 00:56:58,485 --> 00:57:00,554 -Do you think you'll go to heaven? 866 00:57:00,588 --> 00:57:06,727 -Yes. I just came here looking for love. 867 00:57:06,761 --> 00:57:08,863 - Joan, what's going on with you tonight? 868 00:57:08,896 --> 00:57:11,132 - I just want to see my kids. 869 00:57:11,165 --> 00:57:12,266 - Drinking straight liquor, 870 00:57:12,300 --> 00:57:14,669 having sex with him, and now this? 871 00:57:14,702 --> 00:57:16,270 Let's get on with it. 872 00:57:16,304 --> 00:57:17,705 -I'm not hungry. 873 00:57:20,675 --> 00:57:23,443 - Kill him. 874 00:57:25,546 --> 00:57:28,549 -Angel, angel. 875 00:57:28,582 --> 00:57:31,819 I see green, green angels. 876 00:57:36,057 --> 00:57:38,292 - Kill him. 877 00:57:56,077 --> 00:58:00,815 Do you like having such a short, meaningless life? 878 00:58:02,550 --> 00:58:04,785 What do you even think you can accomplish? 879 00:58:06,988 --> 00:58:09,357 -You're damned. 880 00:58:09,390 --> 00:58:11,826 Your soul is trapped here. 881 00:58:11,859 --> 00:58:14,862 -You're gonna go blank soon. 882 00:58:14,895 --> 00:58:17,932 And I'm just gonna go on hanging out with my friends. 883 00:58:28,843 --> 00:58:31,879 You can't do this to me, Elizabeth. 884 00:58:31,912 --> 00:58:33,080 I won't let you. 885 00:58:35,649 --> 00:58:37,685 -Where the hell is Luke? 886 00:58:37,718 --> 00:58:40,354 -He started whining about his ex-wife, Aretha, 887 00:58:40,388 --> 00:58:41,822 and then he ran back to your hotel. 888 00:58:41,856 --> 00:58:45,726 -I know what it was. I guarantee you, 889 00:58:45,760 --> 00:58:48,429 he'll will be here tomorrow night. 890 00:58:48,462 --> 00:58:50,031 -Mm...Doubt it. 891 00:58:50,064 --> 00:58:52,900 You should have seen the look in his eyes when he left. 892 00:58:52,933 --> 00:58:55,336 -Yeah, it was kind of intense. 893 00:58:55,369 --> 00:58:56,737 -I will tell you-- 894 00:58:58,539 --> 00:58:59,840 -Whoa. You all right? 895 00:59:03,110 --> 00:59:04,612 Hey. - Oh. 896 00:59:04,645 --> 00:59:05,813 -You okay there? 897 00:59:07,014 --> 00:59:10,751 -Why don't I remember Luke leaving? 898 00:59:10,785 --> 00:59:14,588 'Cause I have a very high alcohol tolerance. 899 00:59:14,622 --> 00:59:16,957 So it just doesn't make sense to me. 900 00:59:16,991 --> 00:59:20,461 - Maybe it's the jet lag and the absinthe mixed. 901 00:59:20,494 --> 00:59:23,464 Whoa! Ho-ho-ho! 902 00:59:23,497 --> 00:59:24,565 - Hey, aggressive. 903 00:59:24,598 --> 00:59:25,800 - Hmm. 904 00:59:25,833 --> 00:59:28,035 -Elizabeth, can I take Randall in the bathroom? 905 00:59:31,906 --> 00:59:33,174 -Sure. 906 00:59:33,207 --> 00:59:34,241 -You two need to share. 907 00:59:34,275 --> 00:59:36,010 I haven't eaten all night. 908 00:59:36,043 --> 00:59:37,878 -Yeah. 909 00:59:37,912 --> 00:59:41,015 Here you go. Real tiger. 910 00:59:46,153 --> 00:59:47,088 -Ooh, baby. 911 00:59:48,055 --> 00:59:48,989 -Yeah. 912 01:00:01,235 --> 01:00:02,203 - Beautiful. 913 01:00:10,344 --> 01:00:11,412 What's this? 914 01:00:11,445 --> 01:00:13,681 - Ah, it's just Luke's phone. 915 01:00:13,714 --> 01:00:14,982 -No, the picture. 916 01:00:16,383 --> 01:00:18,719 -Oh, it's his ex-wife and kids. 917 01:00:18,752 --> 01:00:21,989 God, why does he still have that as his lock screen? 918 01:00:22,022 --> 01:00:24,458 He's torturing himself this guy. 919 01:00:27,495 --> 01:00:29,830 Jesus. You all right? 920 01:00:34,768 --> 01:00:39,039 Ah! Ah! Fuck. 921 01:00:42,476 --> 01:00:44,579 -What are you doing? 922 01:00:44,613 --> 01:00:46,380 -What do you mean, what am I doing? 923 01:00:46,413 --> 01:00:48,215 You just did something to me. 924 01:00:48,249 --> 01:00:50,851 You triggered me to have a heart attack, didn't you? 925 01:00:50,885 --> 01:00:52,653 -That's superstitious for a lawyer 926 01:00:52,686 --> 01:00:53,988 with a psychology degree. 927 01:00:54,021 --> 01:00:55,624 I don't believe that could happen. 928 01:00:55,656 --> 01:00:57,024 -Call 911. 929 01:00:57,057 --> 01:00:58,859 You did something to me, dammit. 930 01:00:58,893 --> 01:01:00,194 -What, are you scared? 931 01:01:01,962 --> 01:01:04,098 Do you think you're going to heaven or hell? 932 01:01:04,131 --> 01:01:06,767 -I said call 911, you psycho bitch! 933 01:01:06,800 --> 01:01:08,435 -Don't fucking talk to me like that. 934 01:01:09,503 --> 01:01:12,840 -I'm sorry, princess, baby. 935 01:01:12,873 --> 01:01:15,610 Please just call 911, okay? 936 01:01:15,644 --> 01:01:17,945 -Do you think they have laws in heaven? 937 01:01:20,014 --> 01:01:22,283 I mean, they only have good people in heaven, 938 01:01:22,316 --> 01:01:25,286 so they don't really need a lawyer there. 939 01:01:25,319 --> 01:01:26,787 -You're murdering me. 940 01:01:26,820 --> 01:01:28,389 You're fucking murdering me. 941 01:01:28,422 --> 01:01:30,991 - How does it feel? 942 01:01:31,025 --> 01:01:32,860 I mean you've defended murderers. 943 01:01:32,893 --> 01:01:34,862 Have you ever gotten a serial killer off? 944 01:01:34,895 --> 01:01:36,531 -What are you talking about? 945 01:01:36,565 --> 01:01:38,832 I'm a lawyer for a marketing firm. 946 01:01:38,866 --> 01:01:41,268 I studied consumer psychology, woman. 947 01:01:41,302 --> 01:01:42,236 -Oh, yeah? 948 01:01:44,305 --> 01:01:45,607 Consume this. 949 01:01:45,640 --> 01:01:47,576 - Wait, no! No! - Drink. 950 01:01:47,609 --> 01:01:48,842 Drink. 951 01:02:06,427 --> 01:02:08,362 Yeah! 952 01:02:29,984 --> 01:02:32,621 -The sentries have been very costly. 953 01:02:32,654 --> 01:02:35,256 And I still have to pay the devil. 954 01:02:41,161 --> 01:02:43,665 - Oh. 955 01:02:43,698 --> 01:02:46,200 How are you feeling, Malcolm? 956 01:02:46,233 --> 01:02:48,302 Malcolm? 957 01:02:48,335 --> 01:02:50,771 -Oh, yeah. Yeah. 958 01:02:50,804 --> 01:02:52,940 Let me--let me get a video of you. 959 01:02:52,973 --> 01:02:54,842 You look so cool right now. 960 01:02:56,611 --> 01:02:57,978 Haa! 961 01:03:00,414 --> 01:03:04,251 -Ra--Randall, do you s--? 962 01:03:04,285 --> 01:03:05,620 Where--where's Randall? 963 01:03:06,755 --> 01:03:07,788 -I'm here. 964 01:03:07,821 --> 01:03:09,490 You're just drunk, buddy. 965 01:03:09,524 --> 01:03:10,824 - Oh, come on man. 966 01:03:10,858 --> 01:03:12,126 Did you see what she did to my phone? 967 01:03:12,159 --> 01:03:14,763 And I think something happened to Luke, bro. 968 01:03:14,795 --> 01:03:16,130 We got to get out of here. 969 01:03:16,163 --> 01:03:17,766 - Ah, you worry too much. 970 01:03:17,798 --> 01:03:20,034 Chill out, man. It's all good. 971 01:03:20,067 --> 01:03:22,236 -Stop bouncing around like a little pony. 972 01:03:27,941 --> 01:03:30,911 Joan, did you turn Randall? 973 01:03:30,944 --> 01:03:32,946 -Well, I mean, he was really endearing in the bathroom 974 01:03:32,980 --> 01:03:34,248 and it just happened. 975 01:03:34,281 --> 01:03:35,983 I know. 976 01:03:40,588 --> 01:03:41,822 -What were you thinking? 977 01:03:41,855 --> 01:03:44,759 We haven't turned anyone in hundreds of years. 978 01:03:44,793 --> 01:03:46,827 -I was lonely and depressed 979 01:03:46,860 --> 01:03:48,962 and you wouldn't let me turn Luke. 980 01:03:48,996 --> 01:03:50,898 He's not Randall anymore. 981 01:03:50,931 --> 01:03:52,366 He's a Ramsey the Devil. 982 01:03:52,399 --> 01:03:53,367 - No! 983 01:04:00,074 --> 01:04:03,578 -You can't just get drunk and turn some dude 984 01:04:03,611 --> 01:04:05,179 and say that you made the devil. 985 01:04:05,212 --> 01:04:07,047 Only God can make the devil. 986 01:04:07,081 --> 01:04:09,149 -Now, he's Ramsey the Devil either way. 987 01:04:10,050 --> 01:04:11,952 -And we just let that guy go. 988 01:04:11,985 --> 01:04:14,288 This is getting chaotic. 989 01:04:14,321 --> 01:04:16,390 -He won't go far. 990 01:04:16,423 --> 01:04:18,760 -Ugh. Fucking hurts. 991 01:04:18,793 --> 01:04:20,294 -You stay here and watch over him 992 01:04:20,327 --> 01:04:23,030 as he finishes turning into Ramsey the Devil. 993 01:04:23,063 --> 01:04:25,332 Okay, I can do that. 994 01:04:26,867 --> 01:04:32,039 - Help! Help me! 995 01:04:35,677 --> 01:04:38,078 Help! Somebody! 996 01:04:38,112 --> 01:04:39,547 - Slow down. 997 01:04:41,915 --> 01:04:44,118 -Don't you want to have sex with us? 998 01:04:44,151 --> 01:04:46,353 It's starting to hurt my feelings. 999 01:04:46,387 --> 01:04:48,757 Wait! 1000 01:04:48,790 --> 01:04:50,257 We want to help you! 1001 01:04:50,290 --> 01:04:51,458 -Help me? 1002 01:04:51,492 --> 01:04:55,896 You're changing color and you set my phone on fire! 1003 01:04:55,929 --> 01:04:57,498 Oh, you're just drunk. 1004 01:04:59,734 --> 01:05:01,368 - What? What? 1005 01:05:01,402 --> 01:05:03,237 Help! Somebody! 1006 01:05:08,242 --> 01:05:09,778 - What's going on? 1007 01:05:09,811 --> 01:05:11,111 What are you doin'? 1008 01:05:13,981 --> 01:05:16,016 You're killing me? 1009 01:05:16,049 --> 01:05:18,520 You're burying me alive? 1010 01:05:18,553 --> 01:05:21,890 -Don't worry, you're already not alive. 1011 01:05:21,922 --> 01:05:23,090 -I'm not? 1012 01:05:24,559 --> 01:05:25,760 What am I then? 1013 01:05:25,794 --> 01:05:29,798 -If a thing loves, it is infinite. 1014 01:05:29,831 --> 01:05:31,432 -Huh? 1015 01:05:31,465 --> 01:05:35,436 - You're heavy and costly, and you have a lot of time. 1016 01:05:35,469 --> 01:05:38,807 -What? That doesn't make any sense. 1017 01:05:44,712 --> 01:05:49,751 - No! - Hey, help! 1018 01:05:49,784 --> 01:05:52,219 Help! Somebody! 1019 01:05:54,087 --> 01:05:56,957 Please! Open the door. 1020 01:05:56,990 --> 01:06:00,294 Help me! Help me! 1021 01:06:00,327 --> 01:06:02,897 - Do you still want to have sex with us? 1022 01:06:02,931 --> 01:06:04,632 Or do you want us to end your weird life 1023 01:06:04,666 --> 01:06:06,266 before sex instead of after? 1024 01:06:06,300 --> 01:06:07,501 - No! 1025 01:06:07,535 --> 01:06:08,736 -Were you baptized? 1026 01:06:08,770 --> 01:06:10,939 -Or circumcised? 1027 01:06:10,971 --> 01:06:13,641 -Someone! Help me! 1028 01:06:15,476 --> 01:06:18,145 -Oh, he's going to be a tasty treat. 1029 01:06:19,413 --> 01:06:21,982 -Why do you want to have sex all the time? 1030 01:06:22,015 --> 01:06:23,518 You can't fall in love. 1031 01:06:23,551 --> 01:06:25,118 You're not somebody. 1032 01:06:26,420 --> 01:06:27,354 -What, I'm nobody? 1033 01:06:28,790 --> 01:06:30,525 We're nothing? 1034 01:06:30,558 --> 01:06:31,626 That's it? 1035 01:06:31,659 --> 01:06:32,727 -Yeah. 1036 01:06:35,162 --> 01:06:37,532 - Elizabeth, can you sleep in the coffin with me today? 1037 01:06:37,565 --> 01:06:39,333 -Oh! 1038 01:06:39,366 --> 01:06:41,803 -I'm feeling sick and empty. 1039 01:06:41,836 --> 01:06:45,138 -What? Joan, look. 1040 01:06:45,172 --> 01:06:46,440 We're letting him crawl away. 1041 01:06:47,976 --> 01:06:49,076 You're not listening to me. 1042 01:06:49,109 --> 01:06:51,513 -Help! Please! 1043 01:06:51,546 --> 01:06:54,081 I won't stay! Ah! 1044 01:06:54,114 --> 01:06:55,950 -This just isn't doing anything for me anymore. 1045 01:06:56,985 --> 01:06:59,052 -What do you mean? 1046 01:06:59,086 --> 01:07:01,723 -It's not getting me off or turning me on at all. 1047 01:07:01,756 --> 01:07:04,559 -Well, do you want to torture him or something? 1048 01:07:04,592 --> 01:07:06,661 -Don't! Please, help me! 1049 01:07:06,694 --> 01:07:09,029 - Are we supposed to just keep doing this forever? 1050 01:07:09,062 --> 01:07:11,198 -I don't know. Yeah. 1051 01:07:12,032 --> 01:07:13,166 Let's just get this over with. 1052 01:07:13,200 --> 01:07:15,469 It's gonna be dawn. 1053 01:07:37,257 --> 01:07:39,259 - Hurry. Hurry. 1054 01:07:42,530 --> 01:07:43,497 -What? 1055 01:07:44,799 --> 01:07:47,001 -We haven't almost gotten caught in the dawn in over a century. 1056 01:07:50,004 --> 01:07:51,839 Joan, what are you doing? Get in here. 1057 01:07:53,407 --> 01:07:54,676 Joan. 1058 01:07:56,276 --> 01:07:58,947 -I don't feel anything anymore. 1059 01:07:58,980 --> 01:08:00,280 -What? 1060 01:08:02,282 --> 01:08:03,818 -I want to see the sunrise. 1061 01:08:06,020 --> 01:08:07,755 Come with me. 1062 01:08:07,789 --> 01:08:09,757 You said we could sleep in the same coffin together. 1063 01:08:09,791 --> 01:08:11,124 -You're being crazy. 1064 01:08:11,158 --> 01:08:12,560 - Get in here now. - I'm not crazy. 1065 01:08:13,661 --> 01:08:15,630 - Elizabeth-- - Get in here. 1066 01:08:15,663 --> 01:08:17,532 - Come with me, please. - Joan. 1067 01:08:17,565 --> 01:08:19,299 - Please. It'll be so beautiful. - No-- 1068 01:08:19,333 --> 01:08:22,003 - Come on. 1069 01:08:22,036 --> 01:08:23,938 -Don't do this, Joan. Don't leave me. 1070 01:08:23,972 --> 01:08:25,272 - Please. - Joan. 1071 01:08:25,305 --> 01:08:28,241 - I'm sorry. I have to. - No. No. 1072 01:08:28,275 --> 01:08:31,378 JOAN! JOAN! JOAN! 1073 01:08:33,146 --> 01:08:34,348 Oh, my God. 1074 01:09:01,141 --> 01:09:03,310 - I'll go somewhere. 1075 01:09:03,343 --> 01:09:04,679 It's so beautiful. 1076 01:09:31,438 --> 01:09:33,340 -We put the devil to sleep. 1077 01:09:34,876 --> 01:09:35,910 Where is Joan? 1078 01:09:38,378 --> 01:09:40,414 The sky is red as fire by now. 1079 01:09:42,083 --> 01:09:44,652 -Joan went crazy and destroyed herself. 1080 01:09:44,686 --> 01:09:46,521 -What? 1081 01:09:46,554 --> 01:09:49,423 -We made it back to the bar just as the sun was coming up 1082 01:09:49,456 --> 01:09:56,430 and Joan just turned around and ran off into the daylight. 1083 01:10:12,046 --> 01:10:13,280 -I'm not feeling well. 1084 01:10:13,313 --> 01:10:14,582 I'm hungry. 1085 01:10:15,750 --> 01:10:18,452 -Let's make a steak and drink some ice water. 1086 01:10:18,485 --> 01:10:19,721 It's going to be a long night. 1087 01:10:19,754 --> 01:10:22,389 Albert's not getting here until tomorrow morning. 1088 01:10:29,097 --> 01:10:32,232 -Are you scared of me? 1089 01:10:32,265 --> 01:10:34,001 -I feel fucked up. 1090 01:10:34,035 --> 01:10:36,904 I need to get a bottle of vodka to get through this, 1091 01:10:36,938 --> 01:10:38,706 then we can have steak. 1092 01:10:47,148 --> 01:10:49,117 We're not supposed to go out tonight. 1093 01:10:49,150 --> 01:10:50,618 It's the eclipse. 1094 01:10:50,651 --> 01:10:52,486 -I'll be back in five minutes. 1095 01:10:54,122 --> 01:10:56,758 - The mischief. 1096 01:11:42,069 --> 01:11:43,838 Oh, I do feel it. 1097 01:11:48,308 --> 01:11:49,577 I'm a devil tonight. 1098 01:11:51,245 --> 01:11:52,412 Oh, yeah. 1099 01:11:53,413 --> 01:11:57,151 Ramsey the Devil, it's a perfect night 1100 01:11:57,185 --> 01:12:01,122 every night with Ramsey the Devil. 1101 01:12:01,155 --> 01:12:02,523 -Let's do this. 1102 01:12:05,793 --> 01:12:10,397 -I'm Ramsey the Devil tonight and every night. 1103 01:12:10,430 --> 01:12:12,133 Whooh! Yeah! 1104 01:12:13,201 --> 01:12:15,903 - Weow! 1105 01:12:32,520 --> 01:12:35,523 - Stupid glitching smart technology. 1106 01:12:35,556 --> 01:12:38,391 My phone really wants me to talk to this guy Ramsey. 1107 01:12:53,507 --> 01:12:55,076 -This is a weird glitch. 1108 01:12:55,109 --> 01:12:56,110 - Hey there. 1109 01:12:56,143 --> 01:12:57,444 -You didn't cause it, did you? 1110 01:12:57,477 --> 01:12:59,046 - No, I didn't. 1111 01:12:59,080 --> 01:13:02,650 Aren't these apps just designed to connect people anyway? 1112 01:13:02,683 --> 01:13:06,621 -Yeah. I suppose they are. 1113 01:13:06,654 --> 01:13:08,723 - Maybe it's a sign. 1114 01:13:08,756 --> 01:13:13,194 Or maybe the smart technology wanted us to meet up. 1115 01:13:13,227 --> 01:13:14,629 -Okay, I'm bored enough to meet you. 1116 01:13:14,662 --> 01:13:16,230 I've been in my apartment for days. 1117 01:13:16,264 --> 01:13:19,200 - What about that restaurant Annabelle's downtown? 1118 01:13:19,233 --> 01:13:20,568 They're open late. 1119 01:13:20,601 --> 01:13:23,104 -Oh, of course. I love that place. 1120 01:13:23,137 --> 01:13:25,506 - You want to meet me there in a half hour? 1121 01:13:25,539 --> 01:13:26,874 -Perfect. Can you order for me? 1122 01:13:26,908 --> 01:13:28,876 I think I might be a couple minutes late. 1123 01:13:28,910 --> 01:13:31,746 -Of course I can. I'll see you soon. 1124 01:14:37,945 --> 01:14:39,680 - Hey. - Hi, Ramsey. 1125 01:14:39,714 --> 01:14:41,449 -Yes. How are you? -Hey. 1126 01:14:41,481 --> 01:14:42,750 -Please, please. 1127 01:14:45,219 --> 01:14:47,555 Well, this is... 1128 01:14:47,588 --> 01:14:49,290 nice and unexpected. 1129 01:14:49,323 --> 01:14:50,791 -I know, right? 1130 01:14:50,825 --> 01:14:53,094 Yeah, I wasn't even gonna come out tonight either, 1131 01:14:53,127 --> 01:14:55,096 but I'm glad I did. 1132 01:14:56,230 --> 01:14:58,432 You look even nicer in person. 1133 01:14:58,466 --> 01:14:59,700 -Thank you. 1134 01:15:01,535 --> 01:15:05,473 So pizza and absinthe, those are brave choices. 1135 01:15:05,506 --> 01:15:07,441 -It's a brave new world. 1136 01:15:08,642 --> 01:15:10,478 -Cheers. -Cheers. 1137 01:15:15,049 --> 01:15:15,883 -Ah. 1138 01:15:15,916 --> 01:15:18,085 -You have such a pretty smile. 1139 01:15:18,119 --> 01:15:20,221 -Oh. Thank you. So do you. 1140 01:15:21,489 --> 01:15:23,090 -I didn't know they had absinthe here. 1141 01:15:24,692 --> 01:15:26,093 - I know, odd, right? Yeah. 1142 01:15:26,127 --> 01:15:27,495 They--they do. 1143 01:15:27,528 --> 01:15:28,829 -It's funny. 1144 01:15:39,206 --> 01:15:40,207 -Come on right up. 1145 01:15:40,241 --> 01:15:41,409 - Whoa. - Goddamnit! 1146 01:15:41,442 --> 01:15:42,743 -Come on, you wanna go? 1147 01:15:50,384 --> 01:15:51,552 Ah! 1148 01:15:52,253 --> 01:15:53,254 -Whoa. -Fuck you. 1149 01:15:53,287 --> 01:15:54,755 Everyone's going berserk. 1150 01:16:04,198 --> 01:16:05,066 -Let's get out of here. 1151 01:16:14,642 --> 01:16:15,743 - Whoa. 1152 01:17:11,298 --> 01:17:12,800 - Alexis? 1153 01:17:25,547 --> 01:17:27,248 Fuck. 1154 01:17:34,755 --> 01:17:37,091 -I've never seen anything like that before. 1155 01:17:37,124 --> 01:17:39,760 - No, that was pretty extreme. 1156 01:17:39,793 --> 01:17:41,729 -Yeah, that wasn't just a bar fight. 1157 01:17:41,762 --> 01:17:43,764 It erupted too quickly and with too much energy, 1158 01:17:43,797 --> 01:17:45,232 and people were stabbing each other in the throats 1159 01:17:45,266 --> 01:17:46,400 with forks. 1160 01:17:46,433 --> 01:17:47,668 -Yeah, it wasn't just a bar fight. 1161 01:17:47,701 --> 01:17:49,336 Nah, you're right. 1162 01:17:49,370 --> 01:17:51,071 -Doesn't make any sense. 1163 01:17:51,105 --> 01:17:52,940 I mean, I walked out holding my drink. 1164 01:17:52,973 --> 01:17:55,544 -Well, you were probably just in shock. 1165 01:17:55,577 --> 01:17:57,478 -Sure. 1166 01:17:57,512 --> 01:17:59,747 -Hey, come check this out. 1167 01:17:59,780 --> 01:18:01,415 It's pretty cool in here. 1168 01:18:03,050 --> 01:18:04,185 - What a night, huh? 1169 01:18:04,218 --> 01:18:05,352 - Mm-hmm. 1170 01:18:12,259 --> 01:18:13,595 - Hm. 1171 01:18:13,628 --> 01:18:15,029 Sure is a beautiful night. 1172 01:18:17,164 --> 01:18:18,132 Look at that moon. 1173 01:18:23,605 --> 01:18:26,207 - Ramsey, where are we going? 1174 01:18:26,240 --> 01:18:28,375 -I just thought we needed to calm down a bit 1175 01:18:28,409 --> 01:18:29,743 after all that. 1176 01:18:30,711 --> 01:18:33,280 This place is beautiful here. 1177 01:18:34,815 --> 01:18:37,619 What could be mellower than here, right? 1178 01:18:37,652 --> 01:18:40,487 -Why don't we call it a night? Talk later. 1179 01:18:40,522 --> 01:18:42,591 - I don't think so. 1180 01:18:42,624 --> 01:18:44,626 I'm Ramsay the Devil, baby. 1181 01:18:46,227 --> 01:18:49,430 Let's just get this awkward first kiss over with, shall we? 1182 01:18:49,463 --> 01:18:50,464 Come on! 1183 01:18:54,768 --> 01:18:56,837 You can't hurt me! 1184 01:18:56,870 --> 01:19:01,643 This is your lucky night with Ramsey the Devil, baby. 1185 01:19:01,676 --> 01:19:04,378 Every night's a lucky night with me! 1186 01:19:15,990 --> 01:19:17,992 -You suspicious weirdo. 1187 01:19:18,959 --> 01:19:21,061 I suspected you might be a blood-sucking fiend 1188 01:19:21,095 --> 01:19:23,464 and that was half the reason I came out. 1189 01:19:23,497 --> 01:19:25,466 -Oh, yeah? 1190 01:19:25,499 --> 01:19:27,501 What's the other half? 1191 01:19:27,535 --> 01:19:29,671 -That doesn't matter now. 1192 01:19:29,704 --> 01:19:31,105 And I know they don't serve absinthe 1193 01:19:31,138 --> 01:19:32,707 at that Italian restaurant. 1194 01:19:35,710 --> 01:19:36,745 -Shut up. 1195 01:19:36,777 --> 01:19:38,178 I'm Ramsey the Devil. 1196 01:19:39,913 --> 01:19:41,915 I'm gonna eat you up, little girl. 1197 01:19:47,855 --> 01:19:49,724 - Really? - Yeah! 1198 01:20:18,152 --> 01:20:20,387 -It's your lucky night, baby. 1199 01:20:20,421 --> 01:20:21,790 Oh yeah. 1200 01:20:36,003 --> 01:20:37,371 -I'm Ramsey the Devil. 1201 01:20:39,840 --> 01:20:43,110 -Oh, this shit is solid silver. 1202 01:20:43,143 --> 01:20:45,613 See, I know what I'm doing. 1203 01:20:45,647 --> 01:20:47,414 I'm gonna send you back to hell. 1204 01:20:47,448 --> 01:20:48,683 -I was never in hell. 1205 01:20:48,717 --> 01:20:51,619 -Right were you belong? Oh. 1206 01:20:51,653 --> 01:20:53,854 Well, I hope you like inviting innocent girls out 1207 01:20:53,887 --> 01:20:55,155 to dinner in hell. 1208 01:20:55,189 --> 01:20:57,257 Because that's where you'll be eating the rest 1209 01:20:57,291 --> 01:20:58,992 of your hot meals. 1210 01:21:03,464 --> 01:21:05,800 I guess that's it for you. 1211 01:21:05,834 --> 01:21:09,103 Dating is really dangerous nowadays. 1212 01:21:10,137 --> 01:21:12,940 You never know what you can get out there... 1213 01:21:12,973 --> 01:21:14,908 Ramsey the Devil. 1214 01:21:29,323 --> 01:21:31,458 - I'm Ramsey the Devil. 1215 01:21:41,636 --> 01:21:43,137 -Hmm. 1216 01:22:02,356 --> 01:22:05,492 Ah. Ah. 1217 01:22:18,138 --> 01:22:22,911 Elizabeth! That's you, isn't it? 1218 01:22:22,943 --> 01:22:26,346 -Yes, it's me. 1219 01:22:26,380 --> 01:22:28,750 -Why don't you come out and fight? 1220 01:22:28,783 --> 01:22:30,652 Oh, it won't be a fight. 1221 01:22:30,685 --> 01:22:32,352 You destroyed my new friend 1222 01:22:32,386 --> 01:22:34,923 and I'm getting tired of losing friends. 1223 01:22:34,955 --> 01:22:36,223 That was your friend? 1224 01:22:38,091 --> 01:22:39,761 That guy sucked! 1225 01:22:52,306 --> 01:22:55,309 -Stupid intelligence officer. 1226 01:22:58,011 --> 01:23:00,882 What are you doing? 1227 01:23:00,915 --> 01:23:03,250 You're not even supposed to be out tonight. 1228 01:23:12,192 --> 01:23:14,562 - Bye-bye, sugar pie. 1229 01:23:16,865 --> 01:23:18,198 -Oh, come on. 1230 01:23:44,091 --> 01:23:46,828 -I've wasted a lot of time. 1231 01:23:46,861 --> 01:23:48,495 Now you're going to die. 1232 01:23:48,530 --> 01:23:49,731 -Get this thing off me. 1233 01:23:50,765 --> 01:23:51,733 -Come on. 1234 01:23:55,703 --> 01:23:58,272 No. No, no, no. 1235 01:23:59,674 --> 01:24:01,141 -You know you're lucky. 1236 01:24:01,174 --> 01:24:02,877 - Oh, yeah? - Mm. 1237 01:24:02,911 --> 01:24:06,915 You're about to go to the Kingdom of Paradise, right? 1238 01:24:06,948 --> 01:24:08,282 -I don't want to. 1239 01:24:10,250 --> 01:24:14,822 -While me... I'll just linger here forever. 1240 01:24:14,856 --> 01:24:17,190 -You could pray for redemption. 1241 01:24:17,224 --> 01:24:19,326 I could give you peace. 1242 01:24:19,359 --> 01:24:23,330 -Sshh. See the stairway to heaven. 1243 01:24:54,729 --> 01:24:55,763 -There you are. 1244 01:25:38,740 --> 01:25:41,441 -You can't resist me. 1245 01:25:41,475 --> 01:25:43,978 Embrace me. 1246 01:25:44,012 --> 01:25:45,880 -I'm gonna mutilate you. 1247 01:25:50,585 --> 01:25:56,156 - Alexis was dead, and the long nights were back. 1248 01:25:57,959 --> 01:26:00,828 The old nights. 1249 01:26:00,862 --> 01:26:02,664 The broken nights, 1250 01:26:04,532 --> 01:26:07,467 the all or nothing nights, 1251 01:26:09,169 --> 01:26:12,540 the nights of blood and tears. 1252 01:26:15,677 --> 01:26:20,848 -Don't think about me, happy thoughts. 1253 01:26:23,051 --> 01:26:24,552 Happy thoughts. 1254 01:26:44,237 --> 01:26:45,405 -What are we gonna do now? 1255 01:26:45,439 --> 01:26:49,744 Just open the bar without Joan like normal? 1256 01:26:49,777 --> 01:26:51,344 -Calm down. 1257 01:26:52,245 --> 01:26:54,048 Things can't just stop. 1258 01:26:54,082 --> 01:26:56,117 -Maybe they should stop. 1259 01:26:56,150 --> 01:26:58,251 Just gonna go on like nothing happened? 1260 01:26:58,285 --> 01:26:59,620 - Snap out of it. 1261 01:26:59,654 --> 01:27:01,189 You can't just leave me here completely alone 1262 01:27:01,221 --> 01:27:03,157 for eternity with Chuck. 1263 01:27:07,995 --> 01:27:09,964 I know. 1264 01:27:09,997 --> 01:27:12,332 I'm just having a moment. 1265 01:27:12,365 --> 01:27:18,005 There's only two of us left. And Chuck. 1266 01:27:18,039 --> 01:27:20,440 What are we supposed to do? 1267 01:27:20,474 --> 01:27:24,112 -We can just turn one or two more girls. 1268 01:27:24,145 --> 01:27:26,848 -We're not gonna be able to replace Joan. 1269 01:27:30,585 --> 01:27:32,419 I have my date tonight with the other hunter, 1270 01:27:32,452 --> 01:27:34,321 and she already shot me with a silver bullet. 1271 01:27:34,354 --> 01:27:36,389 -Shot you? I thought you killed the hunter. 1272 01:27:36,423 --> 01:27:37,992 -That was a different hunter. 1273 01:27:38,025 --> 01:27:39,259 - Are you sure? 1274 01:27:39,292 --> 01:27:41,829 How many female hunters can there be in this town? 1275 01:27:41,863 --> 01:27:46,167 -Well, there was at least two because I just killed one 1276 01:27:46,200 --> 01:27:48,236 and then the one I've been dating 1277 01:27:48,268 --> 01:27:50,538 just showed up out of nowhere and shot me. 1278 01:27:50,571 --> 01:27:54,142 - All the chips were on the table. 1279 01:27:54,175 --> 01:27:59,379 It was time to roll the dice under one last full moon. 1280 01:27:59,412 --> 01:28:02,415 I only needed one victory to redeem myself 1281 01:28:02,449 --> 01:28:04,752 from a lifetime of defeats. 1282 01:28:04,786 --> 01:28:07,454 -Focus on subduing her and turning her. 1283 01:28:09,857 --> 01:28:14,361 - Just finish my makeup and then I'll call her. 1284 01:28:31,512 --> 01:28:34,882 - I know you've been right here in town all along. 1285 01:28:34,916 --> 01:28:37,317 Invite me out to Club Silver Paradise 1286 01:28:37,350 --> 01:28:40,453 for our date, like we planned. 1287 01:28:42,156 --> 01:28:44,424 -Meet me at the club. 1288 01:28:44,457 --> 01:28:48,129 It's as close to paradise as you're ever gonna get. 1289 01:28:48,162 --> 01:28:49,997 - Thanks for reminding me. 1290 01:28:50,031 --> 01:28:51,566 I'll see you there. 1291 01:29:14,755 --> 01:29:15,990 What's wrong? 1292 01:29:16,023 --> 01:29:17,792 Don't you want to live forever 1293 01:29:17,825 --> 01:29:21,662 forever, forever, forever? 1294 01:29:21,696 --> 01:29:24,966 - The devil was ready for the violent goodbye. 1295 01:29:24,999 --> 01:29:29,502 No more hide and seek. No more happy thoughts. 1296 01:29:29,537 --> 01:29:34,075 I had to get close and make her bleed. 1297 01:30:47,581 --> 01:30:49,383 You killed everybody. 1298 01:30:49,417 --> 01:30:51,018 -I know. 1299 01:30:51,052 --> 01:30:54,322 This place is dead and soon you will be too. 1300 01:31:16,143 --> 01:31:18,546 Did I mention how hot you look with those pistols? 1301 01:31:53,781 --> 01:31:55,816 You know I just lost a friend too. 1302 01:31:55,850 --> 01:31:57,718 We'd been together for hundreds of years. 1303 01:31:58,953 --> 01:32:00,521 -Go to hell. 1304 01:32:00,554 --> 01:32:02,056 -I'm already in it. 1305 01:32:18,105 --> 01:32:19,073 Gotta shoot me. 1306 01:32:26,747 --> 01:32:30,151 You're a pretty good shot, but not good enough. 1307 01:32:30,184 --> 01:32:31,619 Now, it's my turn. 1308 01:33:08,656 --> 01:33:10,057 Eternity doesn't mean much 1309 01:33:10,091 --> 01:33:13,461 if you don't have someone to share it with. 1310 01:33:13,494 --> 01:33:18,165 -Well, what are you waiting for? 1311 01:33:18,199 --> 01:33:19,867 -You remind me of Joan. 1312 01:33:21,836 --> 01:33:25,005 -I'm not Joan! Ah! 1313 01:33:35,584 --> 01:33:39,053 -This can go one of two ways, Cora. 1314 01:33:39,086 --> 01:33:43,257 I could just kill you, and when you die, 1315 01:33:43,290 --> 01:33:47,061 it will be an endless sleep where there's nothing. 1316 01:33:48,262 --> 01:33:53,000 Or I could turn you, and we could be friends forever. 1317 01:33:53,033 --> 01:33:54,902 -Burn in hell! 1318 01:34:20,562 --> 01:34:23,931 -What do you really have to live for anyway. 1319 01:34:23,964 --> 01:34:26,066 -Puppy dogs and ice cream. 1320 01:34:35,376 --> 01:34:36,377 I don't know. 1321 01:34:38,212 --> 01:34:42,651 -Do you want to have a drink and talk about it? 1322 01:34:42,683 --> 01:34:44,985 -Guess I'm out of options. 1323 01:34:45,019 --> 01:34:46,921 -You're not. 1324 01:34:46,954 --> 01:34:49,190 -It's supposed to be a date anyway. 1325 01:35:15,584 --> 01:35:17,351 -You're gonna go blank soon. 1326 01:36:17,811 --> 01:36:19,213 -I'm okay, you know? 1327 01:36:19,246 --> 01:36:21,148 That bitch in front of you is damned. 1328 01:36:21,181 --> 01:36:22,116 I'm fine. 1329 01:36:24,552 --> 01:36:25,986 -What does it feel like? 1330 01:36:27,522 --> 01:36:30,224 -Well, it definitely feels really good at first. 1331 01:36:49,810 --> 01:36:51,812 -Feels good at first? 1332 01:36:51,845 --> 01:36:53,347 How about after this? 1333 01:36:57,851 --> 01:36:59,987 How's this feel at first? 1334 01:37:01,589 --> 01:37:04,491 Now you're as close to paradise as you'll ever be. 1335 01:38:30,578 --> 01:38:34,649 -Jesus, I thought you'd be either dead or damned 1336 01:38:34,682 --> 01:38:36,216 by the time we got here. 1337 01:38:36,250 --> 01:38:39,353 -War is a game best played with a grin. 1338 01:38:39,386 --> 01:38:43,691 And you've done a noble job. 1339 01:38:43,725 --> 01:38:45,693 -I don't know what noble means. 1340 01:38:45,727 --> 01:38:47,094 You're late. 1341 01:38:49,129 --> 01:38:50,865 -Let's sweep the bar. 1342 01:38:50,899 --> 01:38:52,366 -There are no survivors. 1343 01:38:55,904 --> 01:38:57,304 Wasn't I so passionate 1344 01:38:57,337 --> 01:39:00,040 about wanting to kill Elizabeth Bathory 1345 01:39:00,073 --> 01:39:02,109 that I fell in love with her? 1346 01:39:03,545 --> 01:39:09,884 Maybe killing her was the only happy thing I could think of. 1347 01:39:20,494 --> 01:39:21,462 Oh. 1348 01:39:23,698 --> 01:39:25,966 Oh, shit. 1349 01:39:25,999 --> 01:39:28,502 Did I drink the blood? 1350 01:39:28,536 --> 01:39:30,672 - You drank the blood. You drank the blood. 1351 01:39:30,705 --> 01:39:32,540 - You're right. 1352 01:39:32,574 --> 01:39:34,174 I drank the blood. 1353 01:39:40,615 --> 01:39:43,183 I drank the blood, drank the blood, the blood. 1354 01:39:48,723 --> 01:39:51,191 - The memories would remain shuffled 1355 01:39:51,225 --> 01:39:53,260 like an old deck of cards. 1356 01:39:55,763 --> 01:40:00,702 And the story untold like a dream that was too sweet. 1357 01:40:02,336 --> 01:40:06,039 The cold forever night was finally grinning 1358 01:40:06,073 --> 01:40:10,143 and touching my neck with its salty breath. 1359 01:40:10,177 --> 01:40:13,581 I became the devil's concubine. 1360 01:40:13,615 --> 01:40:15,884 A servant... 1361 01:40:15,917 --> 01:40:18,686 of the Countess... 1362 01:40:18,720 --> 01:40:23,257 Elizabeth Bathory. 1363 01:40:38,940 --> 01:40:40,073 - Hello. 1364 01:40:40,107 --> 01:40:41,910 - You look nice. 1365 01:40:45,580 --> 01:40:47,749 I'm hungry and cold. 1366 01:40:47,782 --> 01:40:50,618 I want you to hug me and take me out to dinner.