1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 2 00:00:56,275 --> 00:00:57,768 What's it gonna be, Angelina? 3 00:00:58,432 --> 00:01:00,626 It was Grogan, the filthiest, dirtiest... 4 00:01:00,846 --> 00:01:03,666 dumbest excuse for a man west of the Missouri River. 5 00:01:03,799 --> 00:01:05,316 You can die two ways, Angel: 6 00:01:05,834 --> 00:01:07,639 Quick like the tongue of a snake... 7 00:01:08,588 --> 00:01:11,572 or slower than the molasses in January. 8 00:01:13,393 --> 00:01:14,307 But it was October. 9 00:01:14,354 --> 00:01:16,994 I'll kill ya, god damn it, if it was the Fourth of July. 10 00:01:17,627 --> 00:01:18,948 Where is it? 11 00:01:25,393 --> 00:01:26,673 Get over there. 12 00:01:32,604 --> 00:01:35,260 I told him to get out, now that he had what he came for. 13 00:01:36,369 --> 00:01:37,690 Not quite, Angel. 14 00:01:39,565 --> 00:01:41,519 Take 'em off. Do it. 15 00:01:55,925 --> 00:01:57,191 Come on! 16 00:02:14,327 --> 00:02:17,335 That was the end of Grogan, the man who killed my father... 17 00:02:17,749 --> 00:02:19,640 raped and murdered my sister... 18 00:02:19,732 --> 00:02:22,026 burned my ranch, shot my dog... 19 00:02:22,132 --> 00:02:24,186 and stole my Bible! 20 00:02:39,016 --> 00:02:40,745 But if there was one law of the West... 21 00:02:41,787 --> 00:02:44,373 bastards had brothers... 22 00:02:45,102 --> 00:02:47,918 who seemed to ride forever. 23 00:02:50,337 --> 00:02:54,258 But suddenly there he was, my beloved Jessie. 24 00:03:04,393 --> 00:03:08,272 He was the one man I trusted. The only man. 25 00:03:11,025 --> 00:03:14,528 My heart leapt as I watched him ride near. 26 00:03:14,612 --> 00:03:17,615 I could barely wait to feel the warmth of his touch. 27 00:03:38,997 --> 00:03:40,805 At the moment his lips met mine... 28 00:03:40,989 --> 00:03:44,475 I knew that we would never again be apart. 29 00:03:56,237 --> 00:03:59,907 I knew then that we would spend the rest of our lives together. 30 00:04:01,333 --> 00:04:02,497 Forever. 31 00:04:05,443 --> 00:04:07,297 God, that's good. 32 00:04:17,258 --> 00:04:20,678 The... end. 33 00:05:11,734 --> 00:05:14,773 I finished, sweetheart. You wanna celebrate? 34 00:05:18,171 --> 00:05:19,632 So do I. 35 00:05:56,678 --> 00:05:59,460 "Romeo, Romeo, where art thou, Romeo?" 36 00:06:01,529 --> 00:06:04,755 There. Hey, it's Bumble Bee, kiddo. 37 00:06:05,005 --> 00:06:09,119 Just so you know, I spare no expense when I celebrate. 38 00:06:53,746 --> 00:06:55,472 Here's lookin' at you, Jessie... 39 00:06:57,800 --> 00:06:59,121 whoever you are. 40 00:07:12,975 --> 00:07:14,347 Are you finished? 41 00:07:15,479 --> 00:07:16,847 Thank you. 42 00:07:24,588 --> 00:07:26,205 Come here, Romeo. 43 00:07:27,573 --> 00:07:28,940 Yeah. 44 00:08:17,081 --> 00:08:18,354 Hello? 45 00:08:20,167 --> 00:08:21,456 Hello? 46 00:08:27,541 --> 00:08:29,830 My God. Romeo, is that the time? 47 00:08:30,291 --> 00:08:33,138 Gloria! I'm gonna be late. 48 00:08:52,658 --> 00:08:55,369 - Hi. - Hi, pumpkin. 49 00:08:56,954 --> 00:09:00,332 Mrs. Irwin, why won't you take the elevator? 50 00:09:00,574 --> 00:09:02,918 Pumpkin, I never get into an elevator alone. 51 00:09:03,001 --> 00:09:06,463 You know, rapists. Where are you running off to? 52 00:09:07,230 --> 00:09:08,879 I've gotta get to my publisher's. 53 00:09:10,175 --> 00:09:13,303 By the way, pumpkin, the mailman couldn't fit this into your box... 54 00:09:13,387 --> 00:09:14,863 so I told him I'd give it to you. 55 00:09:16,605 --> 00:09:18,207 That's some love letter. 56 00:09:21,395 --> 00:09:25,482 - Mrs. Irwin, you're a tease. - I know, but I keep hoping for you, pumpkin. 57 00:09:36,869 --> 00:09:39,079 Hey, lady, how about a monkey for your little nephew? 58 00:09:39,163 --> 00:09:41,081 I'll give it to you for $10. Really great deal. 59 00:09:41,396 --> 00:09:43,250 - No, I don't— - It's really nice. 60 00:09:43,333 --> 00:09:45,669 Your boyfriend'll love it. It's kind of kinky. Come on. 61 00:09:46,852 --> 00:09:49,240 Nine dollars. Eight dollars, bottom line. 62 00:09:49,982 --> 00:09:52,134 Thank you, but I really don't need a monkey. 63 00:09:52,318 --> 00:09:54,326 But, lady, it's kind of cute. 64 00:09:59,119 --> 00:10:02,885 Hey, that's Miss Wilder's apartment. Can I help you? 65 00:10:09,649 --> 00:10:10,891 Excuse me. 66 00:10:12,404 --> 00:10:14,133 Get away from that door! 67 00:10:15,407 --> 00:10:16,617 What's this? 68 00:10:23,773 --> 00:10:25,515 Wimp, wimp. 69 00:10:26,797 --> 00:10:29,679 Loser, loser. 70 00:10:30,172 --> 00:10:32,174 Major loser. 71 00:10:34,264 --> 00:10:37,014 Too angry, too vague. 72 00:10:37,741 --> 00:10:41,406 Too desperate. God, too happy! 73 00:10:42,412 --> 00:10:44,193 Look at this guy. Mr. Mondo-dizmo. 74 00:10:44,318 --> 00:10:46,966 I actually used to date him. Total sleaze bucket. 75 00:10:48,023 --> 00:10:49,983 Wait a minute, wait a minute. 76 00:10:50,067 --> 00:10:51,985 Hold everything. 77 00:10:52,069 --> 00:10:54,130 Get a load of this character. 78 00:10:54,419 --> 00:10:57,794 - Now, what about him? - No. He's— 79 00:10:58,529 --> 00:10:59,758 He's just not— 80 00:10:59,827 --> 00:11:01,802 Who? Jessie? 81 00:11:02,419 --> 00:11:03,755 Maybe it's silly... 82 00:11:04,081 --> 00:11:06,873 but I know that there is somebody out there for me. 83 00:11:07,654 --> 00:11:09,810 Yeah? Where? 84 00:11:10,615 --> 00:11:12,256 Certainly not here. 85 00:11:13,638 --> 00:11:16,510 Gloria, why do we always have to have this same conversation? 86 00:11:16,593 --> 00:11:19,847 Because I like you, Joan, and I hate to see you all alone... 87 00:11:19,969 --> 00:11:22,513 waiting for somebody who's not gonna show up. 88 00:11:23,279 --> 00:11:25,091 Okay, Gloria. 89 00:11:28,564 --> 00:11:30,607 Here it is. 90 00:11:32,776 --> 00:11:36,029 Read it and weep. I always do. 91 00:11:37,865 --> 00:11:40,033 - I'll call you, okay? - Come on. Don't leave. 92 00:11:40,117 --> 00:11:42,494 - Have another grasshopper. - I can't. 93 00:11:42,585 --> 00:11:47,214 Come on, come on. Stay. I'm your publisher. I'm ordering you to. 94 00:11:47,291 --> 00:11:50,544 I'm sorry. I'm sorry I even dragged you to this place. 95 00:11:50,627 --> 00:11:54,089 I just want you to get out. I know how hard you've been working. 96 00:11:54,172 --> 00:11:56,174 I know you're upset about your sister. 97 00:11:56,724 --> 00:11:59,154 Come on. How is she? Have you heard from her? 98 00:11:59,344 --> 00:12:01,889 Elaine? I spoke to her last week. 99 00:12:01,972 --> 00:12:03,482 She's still in Colombia. 100 00:12:03,974 --> 00:12:06,943 Have they... found her husband's body yet? 101 00:12:08,604 --> 00:12:10,482 Just the one piece. 102 00:12:12,123 --> 00:12:13,638 You know what's really creepy? 103 00:12:13,942 --> 00:12:16,208 I got this package from Eduardo, from Colombia. 104 00:12:16,653 --> 00:12:18,349 Must've been mailed just before he— 105 00:12:20,685 --> 00:12:21,818 God. 106 00:12:22,492 --> 00:12:25,537 Can you imagine how awful— having your husband murdered? 107 00:12:25,621 --> 00:12:27,099 Well, how is she holding up? 108 00:12:27,998 --> 00:12:32,336 She'll be fine. Elaine always... manages. 109 00:14:24,489 --> 00:14:25,800 Hey, Ira. 110 00:14:28,229 --> 00:14:29,737 The kid's here with the broad. 111 00:14:30,078 --> 00:14:31,581 They're taking her out to the boat. 112 00:14:31,784 --> 00:14:35,667 Look at these snappers, will ya? 113 00:14:35,766 --> 00:14:38,226 We should've just rifled her room. 114 00:14:38,295 --> 00:14:42,007 Ralph, how many times do I have to tell you? It's not in the country. 115 00:14:42,090 --> 00:14:45,010 Well, this kidnapping stuff makes me real nervous. 116 00:14:47,471 --> 00:14:50,261 It's a piss-poor idea. It's nothing but trouble. 117 00:14:50,807 --> 00:14:54,478 Look, we've stolen enough of these antique trinkets... 118 00:14:54,561 --> 00:14:57,481 to keep us living comfortably for the rest of our lives. 119 00:14:57,564 --> 00:14:59,566 Let's kiss off this third-world toilet. 120 00:14:59,649 --> 00:15:03,904 One last big one. Trust me, Ralph. Trust me. 121 00:15:03,987 --> 00:15:07,908 Did you see that, Ralph? That ugly, striped son of a bitch down there. 122 00:15:07,991 --> 00:15:11,536 Somebody's gonna get killed, and you're farting around with prehistoric animals. 123 00:15:11,620 --> 00:15:13,955 Come on, Ira. Let's forget this one. 124 00:15:14,039 --> 00:15:16,249 I got a real bad feeling about it. Real bad. 125 00:15:16,333 --> 00:15:19,044 Will you stop worrying? Have I ever hurt you? 126 00:15:19,127 --> 00:15:21,588 I will never hurt you. I can't hurt you. 127 00:15:21,671 --> 00:15:24,549 We got the same blood. We're not two people. 128 00:15:24,675 --> 00:15:28,318 We are one person. Would I hurt me? 129 00:15:30,886 --> 00:15:32,182 Look at those snappers, Ralph. 130 00:16:11,307 --> 00:16:12,514 Romeo! 131 00:16:12,956 --> 00:16:14,182 Baby! 132 00:16:20,319 --> 00:16:22,662 - Hello? - Hello, Joan? Joan! 133 00:16:22,748 --> 00:16:25,318 - Can you hear me? - Elaine, I can't talk right now. 134 00:16:25,402 --> 00:16:28,822 Listen to me. Listen very carefully. 135 00:16:29,373 --> 00:16:32,576 - I'm in trouble. - Elaine, please. 136 00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:37,038 - Joanie, I am in real trouble. - What's the matter? 137 00:16:37,122 --> 00:16:41,598 Has any mail been forwarded to you with Eduardo's handwriting on it? 138 00:16:41,707 --> 00:16:44,421 - Any big envelope? - Yes. 139 00:16:45,113 --> 00:16:47,629 Honey! See if there's some kind of... 140 00:16:47,942 --> 00:16:50,176 treasure map inside. 141 00:16:51,707 --> 00:16:54,306 It says, uh, "El Corazon." 142 00:16:54,520 --> 00:16:58,268 I need you to bring that map to me in Colombia. 143 00:16:59,910 --> 00:17:01,176 Colombia? 144 00:17:04,223 --> 00:17:06,234 My God, what kind of trouble are you in? 145 00:17:06,473 --> 00:17:08,113 Joanie, please! 146 00:17:08,403 --> 00:17:12,741 Get to the Hotel Cartagena in Cartagena. 147 00:17:12,964 --> 00:17:15,035 When you arrive, call this number: 148 00:17:15,246 --> 00:17:18,288 64-58-24. 149 00:17:18,480 --> 00:17:20,373 - Are you writing this down? - Yes. 150 00:17:20,550 --> 00:17:23,238 And remember, you mustn't tell anybody. 151 00:17:26,342 --> 00:17:29,341 Elaine, I can't go to Colombia. 152 00:17:31,758 --> 00:17:32,758 Joanie! 153 00:17:32,937 --> 00:17:35,931 They'll cut me. They'll hurt me. 154 00:17:41,400 --> 00:17:42,525 Colombia? 155 00:17:42,674 --> 00:17:44,311 Do you have any idea what it's like in Colombia? 156 00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:46,775 I do. Your books do very well in these macho countries. 157 00:17:46,858 --> 00:17:48,777 They have jungles there, Joanie. 158 00:17:48,876 --> 00:17:52,046 Insects the size of sanitation trucks, revolutionaries. 159 00:17:52,314 --> 00:17:54,991 - Have you had your shots? - Shots? What shots? 160 00:17:55,075 --> 00:17:57,786 You see, you're completely unprepared. Wait a minute. Just hold on. 161 00:17:57,869 --> 00:18:02,374 Would you tell me what's going on? Why are you doing this? 162 00:18:02,541 --> 00:18:04,834 Elaine is in some trouble. 163 00:18:05,064 --> 00:18:07,587 She has a little domestic problem. 164 00:18:07,679 --> 00:18:10,098 Domestic problem? Elaine's last domestic problem... 165 00:18:10,189 --> 00:18:12,439 was finding her husband cut into small pieces. 166 00:18:12,674 --> 00:18:15,595 I'm not gonna let you do this. You cannot go! 167 00:18:15,710 --> 00:18:19,255 Here's Romeo. Now, I want you to promise me... 168 00:18:19,478 --> 00:18:22,619 to feed him and hold him at least once a day. 169 00:18:25,932 --> 00:18:28,206 You're gonna need something stronger than that. 170 00:18:28,564 --> 00:18:30,596 Listen to me. You get bus sick... 171 00:18:30,785 --> 00:18:32,861 seasick, plane sick, train sick. 172 00:18:32,947 --> 00:18:36,290 You practically puke riding on the escalator at Bloomingdale's for God's sake! 173 00:18:36,658 --> 00:18:39,244 Well, a lot of people get sick in department stores. 174 00:18:39,525 --> 00:18:41,496 Joanie, please don't go. 175 00:18:43,502 --> 00:18:45,500 You're not up to this, Joan, and you know it. 176 00:18:47,033 --> 00:18:49,879 I know. But she's my sister. 177 00:18:52,361 --> 00:18:54,592 I'll feed him, but I'm not picking him up. 178 00:19:03,799 --> 00:19:05,088 You're... 179 00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:08,432 crazy! 180 00:19:59,741 --> 00:20:01,868 The plane from New York, has it arrived yet? 181 00:20:02,130 --> 00:20:05,080 - The "areo" "arrivo" aquí? - No comprendo. 182 00:20:13,416 --> 00:20:15,840 I-i-is this the bus to Cartagena? 183 00:20:16,025 --> 00:20:17,158 ¿Qué? 184 00:20:23,868 --> 00:20:25,016 - Carta— - Cartagena. 185 00:20:26,212 --> 00:20:27,345 You speak English. 186 00:20:27,657 --> 00:20:30,397 Good. Can you tell me, is this bus going to... 187 00:20:31,165 --> 00:20:33,634 Cartagena? 188 00:20:34,321 --> 00:20:36,403 Yes. Cartagena. 189 00:20:36,845 --> 00:20:39,114 Great. Thank you. 190 00:20:41,278 --> 00:20:42,356 Okay. 191 00:20:44,741 --> 00:20:45,811 Thank you. 192 00:21:09,494 --> 00:21:11,354 Hey, you're on the wrong bus! 193 00:21:11,611 --> 00:21:13,356 Hey! Miss Wilder! 194 00:21:13,565 --> 00:21:15,525 She got on the wrong bus. This is terrible. 195 00:22:16,617 --> 00:22:18,086 My God. 196 00:22:19,288 --> 00:22:20,405 Excuse me. 197 00:22:35,939 --> 00:22:37,907 Excuse— Excuse me. 198 00:22:42,311 --> 00:22:43,821 I'm— I'm— I'm very sorry. 199 00:22:43,905 --> 00:22:46,908 - I'm really sorry. - Estúpida! 200 00:22:53,091 --> 00:22:55,060 I'm sorry to— to bother you. 201 00:22:56,203 --> 00:22:59,468 Can you tell me what time we get to Cartagena? 202 00:22:59,582 --> 00:23:02,131 - ¿Qué? - Is this the bus to Cartagena? 203 00:23:02,386 --> 00:23:05,218 - ¿Qué? - I need to get to Cartagena— 204 00:23:43,947 --> 00:23:45,267 What are we gonna do now? 205 00:23:48,189 --> 00:23:49,887 Where's my suitcase? 206 00:24:06,524 --> 00:24:08,032 You don't have to walk. 207 00:24:08,157 --> 00:24:10,055 Another bus will come along. 208 00:24:11,180 --> 00:24:12,667 What? 209 00:24:12,977 --> 00:24:15,454 They know nothing. They are peasants. 210 00:24:16,094 --> 00:24:18,207 Another bus? Really? 211 00:24:18,571 --> 00:24:20,032 Of course. 212 00:24:20,407 --> 00:24:22,415 There are schedules to be maintained... 213 00:24:22,712 --> 00:24:25,715 even in Colombia. 214 00:25:15,810 --> 00:25:17,642 - What? - The purse. 215 00:25:17,896 --> 00:25:19,076 What are you— 216 00:25:48,906 --> 00:25:49,961 My God! 217 00:26:39,102 --> 00:26:40,274 What the hell? 218 00:26:42,234 --> 00:26:43,728 Jesus Christ! 219 00:26:43,984 --> 00:26:46,031 What the hell happened to my birds? 220 00:26:48,688 --> 00:26:50,443 Son of a bitch! 221 00:27:08,375 --> 00:27:09,515 Hi. 222 00:27:23,059 --> 00:27:26,270 - ¡Vamos! - Oh, no. Talk about breaks. 223 00:27:40,068 --> 00:27:41,615 Don't I know you? 224 00:27:42,912 --> 00:27:44,365 No comprendo. 225 00:27:45,185 --> 00:27:46,435 You are American. 226 00:27:50,881 --> 00:27:52,213 Americanos. 227 00:27:52,943 --> 00:27:54,215 I spit on 'em. 228 00:27:54,482 --> 00:27:56,467 I hate Americanos! They're "scumo"! 229 00:27:56,701 --> 00:27:58,068 - Scum! 230 00:27:59,303 --> 00:28:01,305 You must be French. 231 00:28:11,889 --> 00:28:15,642 Well, honey, looks like we're gonna have to wait just a little longer? 232 00:28:16,270 --> 00:28:17,697 Shit! 233 00:28:21,435 --> 00:28:25,496 Excuse me. Could you please tell me how to get to a telephone? 234 00:28:26,817 --> 00:28:28,708 No, lady. I don't have any idea. I'm sorry. 235 00:28:28,791 --> 00:28:31,210 It's very important that I get one. 236 00:28:31,411 --> 00:28:34,846 Well, we've all got our problems today, don't we? 237 00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:37,133 Can you tell me where the nearest town is? 238 00:28:37,419 --> 00:28:40,567 - How about Miami? - Will there be another bus? 239 00:28:41,474 --> 00:28:45,016 This is it. You got rush hour. 240 00:28:45,278 --> 00:28:47,560 I— I have to get to Cartagena. 241 00:28:47,731 --> 00:28:49,562 Cartagena? 242 00:28:49,645 --> 00:28:52,356 Angel, you are hell and gone from Cartagena. 243 00:28:52,645 --> 00:28:54,358 Cartagena's over there on the coast. 244 00:28:54,442 --> 00:28:57,528 - But they told me this bus— - Who told you that? 245 00:28:58,099 --> 00:29:01,198 - That man that— - That nice man who pulled a gun on you. 246 00:29:02,491 --> 00:29:04,493 What else did he tell you? 247 00:29:06,162 --> 00:29:09,582 - Please, I need your help. - That's my new career? 248 00:29:09,665 --> 00:29:12,084 - It's very— - Lady— Lady... 249 00:29:12,310 --> 00:29:15,588 half a year's work just flew south for the winter, all right? 250 00:29:15,888 --> 00:29:17,349 My jeep is totaled. 251 00:29:18,114 --> 00:29:21,617 In five minutes, everything I own in the world's gonna be wet, so can you lighten up? 252 00:29:21,638 --> 00:29:24,466 - I really don't have the time. - I'll pay you. 253 00:29:25,935 --> 00:29:28,851 You don't understand. It's a matter of life and death. if I don't get to my sis— 254 00:29:28,935 --> 00:29:29,958 How much? 255 00:29:32,456 --> 00:29:33,495 Fifty dollars? 256 00:29:36,022 --> 00:29:37,026 Shit. 257 00:29:37,109 --> 00:29:39,819 Well, you said you just lost everything you owned. 258 00:29:39,889 --> 00:29:43,658 - Not my sense of humor. - Well, I'll pay you a hundred dollars. 259 00:29:43,873 --> 00:29:46,160 Two hundred dollars! 260 00:29:52,992 --> 00:29:54,062 I'll do it... 261 00:29:56,468 --> 00:29:57,484 for five. 262 00:29:57,606 --> 00:29:58,933 What? 263 00:30:01,090 --> 00:30:02,919 I'll pay you $250. 264 00:30:04,527 --> 00:30:06,514 Now, I ain't cheap... 265 00:30:06,801 --> 00:30:08,316 but I can be had. 266 00:30:09,910 --> 00:30:14,699 My minimum price for taking a stranded woman to a telephone is $400. 267 00:30:16,211 --> 00:30:19,852 - Will you take 375 in traveler's checks? - American Express? 268 00:30:19,945 --> 00:30:22,011 - Of course. - You got a deal. 269 00:30:22,774 --> 00:30:24,115 Good. 270 00:30:59,369 --> 00:31:00,381 Señor Zolo. 271 00:31:04,474 --> 00:31:06,751 - Assemble your men! - Sí, señor. 272 00:31:39,940 --> 00:31:42,068 You got any valuables in that suitcase? 273 00:31:42,390 --> 00:31:45,613 No. Yes! All my clothes and things. 274 00:31:45,874 --> 00:31:49,531 - You got an umbrella? - No. 275 00:31:49,867 --> 00:31:53,996 - You got a good pair of walking shoes? - They're all like these. 276 00:32:09,435 --> 00:32:13,390 - Okay, let's make some time. - You b— 277 00:32:18,042 --> 00:32:19,089 Shit! 278 00:33:04,671 --> 00:33:06,390 Goddamn it! What a ride? 279 00:33:08,835 --> 00:33:11,655 I'm telling you, this is turning out to be one hell of a morning! 280 00:33:14,252 --> 00:33:15,463 You okay? 281 00:33:17,166 --> 00:33:19,892 I said, are you hurt? What's the matter? 282 00:33:19,900 --> 00:33:21,924 Are you paralyzed from the neck up? Are you hurt? 283 00:33:22,845 --> 00:33:24,556 - No. - Good. 284 00:33:25,556 --> 00:33:28,132 What's your name? 285 00:33:28,330 --> 00:33:31,309 I'm J-Joan Wilder. 286 00:33:31,549 --> 00:33:35,306 Joan Wilder, welcome to Colombia! 287 00:33:46,446 --> 00:33:48,659 Hi, Ma. It's me, Irving. 288 00:33:48,842 --> 00:33:50,654 Ralph, you little twerp, where are you? 289 00:33:50,738 --> 00:33:53,032 Calm down, Ma. Who says I never call? 290 00:33:53,130 --> 00:33:55,302 Will you for Christ's sake tell me the story? 291 00:33:55,397 --> 00:33:58,038 All right, cousin. As usual, you got us... 292 00:33:58,077 --> 00:33:59,455 in some serious shit here. 293 00:33:59,538 --> 00:34:02,625 First of all, the stupid dame got on the wrong bus. 294 00:34:02,838 --> 00:34:07,752 Now I'm stuck in some kind of spico military compound. 295 00:34:08,297 --> 00:34:11,550 They're mobilizing for Iwo Jima here. 296 00:34:11,799 --> 00:34:13,886 Do they know who you are? 297 00:34:13,969 --> 00:34:16,597 What do you think, I'm going up and introducing myself... 298 00:34:16,680 --> 00:34:19,516 to every cop in the pueblo? 299 00:34:19,682 --> 00:34:22,436 And another little tidbit, cousin. 300 00:34:22,737 --> 00:34:25,987 - Guess who else is here. - Zolo. 301 00:34:27,432 --> 00:34:28,901 Give the man a cigar. 302 00:34:28,984 --> 00:34:32,488 You're goddamned right, Zolo! He got in my car. 303 00:34:32,571 --> 00:34:34,865 Not only are we kidnappers, but I'm about to have... 304 00:34:34,949 --> 00:34:37,409 a close encounter with a cattle prod. 305 00:34:37,549 --> 00:34:40,205 - Has he got his boys with him? - No, no, no. 306 00:34:40,291 --> 00:34:42,206 He's making do with the local yo-yos. 307 00:34:44,728 --> 00:34:45,807 No. 308 00:34:47,705 --> 00:34:48,921 - Look— - God damn it, Ralph! 309 00:34:49,158 --> 00:34:51,715 - Get that map! - Don't yell at me, Ira! 310 00:34:52,103 --> 00:34:54,385 Don't yell at me. Look, you want to kill me? 311 00:34:54,943 --> 00:34:56,576 Take me back to Queens and kill me. 312 00:34:56,709 --> 00:34:59,697 Don't let me die in a jungle like a goddamned snake. 313 00:35:00,155 --> 00:35:02,241 Ralph, god damn it! I don't care what you gotta do. 314 00:35:02,632 --> 00:35:05,062 Just get me that map! 315 00:35:08,968 --> 00:35:11,475 Little sister took the wrong road. 316 00:35:12,108 --> 00:35:15,114 And that third party I told you about... 317 00:35:15,538 --> 00:35:17,165 he's tagging along. 318 00:35:17,374 --> 00:35:19,201 The man who killed my husband? 319 00:35:19,436 --> 00:35:22,169 The butcher who killed your husband. 320 00:35:22,569 --> 00:35:26,166 A very powerful man with his own private army to back him up. 321 00:35:26,577 --> 00:35:30,866 And whether he calls himself Dr. Zolo, Minister of Antiquities... 322 00:35:30,882 --> 00:35:35,124 or Colonel Zolo, Deputy Commander of the Secret Police... 323 00:35:35,179 --> 00:35:37,249 he's still just a butcher. 324 00:35:41,483 --> 00:35:44,268 Look at those snappers, will ya? 325 00:35:56,947 --> 00:35:58,866 What's the matter? You sick? 326 00:35:59,189 --> 00:36:01,785 No. I lost my button. 327 00:36:02,759 --> 00:36:04,963 - You lost what? - I lost my button. 328 00:36:05,908 --> 00:36:06,957 My button. 329 00:36:07,228 --> 00:36:09,975 You're gonna lose a lot more than that. 330 00:36:26,445 --> 00:36:29,278 - These were Italian. - Now they're practical. 331 00:36:29,890 --> 00:36:31,677 Is nothing that I own sacred to you? 332 00:36:32,941 --> 00:36:35,361 Only your $375. 333 00:36:41,781 --> 00:36:43,869 Cops! 334 00:36:45,054 --> 00:36:47,206 What the hell do they want? 335 00:36:47,617 --> 00:36:49,062 I haven't done anything lately. 336 00:36:57,466 --> 00:36:59,551 I'm shooting at a cop. 337 00:37:01,769 --> 00:37:05,564 - Wait a minute. He's after you. - Wha— 338 00:37:05,816 --> 00:37:09,985 - Who the hell are you? - Well, I'm— I'm a romance novelist. 339 00:37:09,988 --> 00:37:13,107 You're what? 340 00:37:13,190 --> 00:37:15,317 - What are you doing here? - I told you. 341 00:37:15,519 --> 00:37:18,570 - My sister's life depends on me. - Don't give me that shit. 342 00:37:18,654 --> 00:37:20,824 I thought you were donating a kidney or something. 343 00:37:23,542 --> 00:37:24,701 Christ, here they come. 344 00:37:25,105 --> 00:37:27,955 This may be a good time to try on those shoes right about now. 345 00:37:35,023 --> 00:37:38,006 - Wait! Wait! - Deal's off, lady. 346 00:37:40,085 --> 00:37:41,211 Wait! 347 00:37:47,491 --> 00:37:49,129 Lady, you are bad news. 348 00:37:55,085 --> 00:37:57,526 What'd you do, wake up this morning and say... 349 00:37:57,609 --> 00:38:00,411 "Today I'm gonna ruin a man's life"? 350 00:38:13,755 --> 00:38:17,045 - Do you know where you're going? - Looks like some kind of trail. 351 00:38:17,146 --> 00:38:19,029 This is a trail? 352 00:38:33,812 --> 00:38:35,939 Lady, you are a jinx! 353 00:38:37,529 --> 00:38:39,513 Wh— what about the bridge? 354 00:38:40,701 --> 00:38:43,739 That ain't a bridge. Goddamn pre-Colombian art. 355 00:38:44,157 --> 00:38:46,368 You can't get across that. 356 00:38:49,388 --> 00:38:50,704 Shit. 357 00:38:50,787 --> 00:38:52,789 All right, all right. 358 00:38:52,873 --> 00:38:56,585 We're gonna hold 'em off right from here. You just stay right behind me. 359 00:38:58,795 --> 00:39:01,521 God damn it! I knew I should've listened to my mother. 360 00:39:24,353 --> 00:39:26,272 I could've been a cosmetic surgeon. 361 00:39:26,325 --> 00:39:28,953 Five hundred thou a year, up to my neck in tits and ass. 362 00:39:42,768 --> 00:39:44,359 Lady, I hope you're taking notes... 363 00:39:44,750 --> 00:39:48,796 'cause you got a real live death scene going on right here. 364 00:39:59,942 --> 00:40:02,020 Romantic novelist, my ass. 365 00:40:40,312 --> 00:40:41,687 Holy shit! 366 00:41:17,982 --> 00:41:19,658 Joan! 367 00:41:36,877 --> 00:41:39,915 What the hell are you doing? 368 00:41:40,045 --> 00:41:43,716 Drinking? I could've been killed, and you're drinking! 369 00:41:49,144 --> 00:41:50,521 Wait! 370 00:41:51,885 --> 00:41:54,096 - ¡Vamos! - ¡Vamos! 371 00:42:14,985 --> 00:42:16,572 Are we stopping? 372 00:42:27,284 --> 00:42:28,918 Be my guest. 373 00:43:27,235 --> 00:43:28,907 You okay? 374 00:43:39,372 --> 00:43:40,707 Come on. 375 00:44:03,075 --> 00:44:05,661 - Is anybody else in there? - No. 376 00:44:06,178 --> 00:44:08,512 No, it's a cargo plane. 377 00:44:10,364 --> 00:44:11,926 What is all this? 378 00:44:12,851 --> 00:44:15,854 All this? About five to life in the States... 379 00:44:16,086 --> 00:44:17,778 a couple of centuries down here. 380 00:44:18,778 --> 00:44:19,991 Marijuana. 381 00:44:20,379 --> 00:44:21,762 You smoke it. 382 00:44:23,301 --> 00:44:27,389 - I went to college. - Yeah, sure. 383 00:45:04,876 --> 00:45:07,379 All right! Okay. 384 00:45:11,077 --> 00:45:13,596 God, do I love those flyboys. 385 00:45:32,990 --> 00:45:34,108 What? 386 00:45:35,584 --> 00:45:37,654 This is Elaine's favorite drink. 387 00:45:48,021 --> 00:45:50,649 You gonna tell me about that sister of yours? 388 00:45:53,454 --> 00:45:54,891 I already did. 389 00:46:00,759 --> 00:46:03,929 Her husband died, and— 390 00:46:04,309 --> 00:46:06,811 and I've come down here to comfort her. 391 00:46:10,912 --> 00:46:12,528 It's the truth. 392 00:46:18,372 --> 00:46:20,874 Right. Yeah, it's the truth. 393 00:46:25,250 --> 00:46:26,884 All right. I'm gonna make a fire. 394 00:46:33,402 --> 00:46:35,230 You got any dry matches in here? 395 00:46:39,805 --> 00:46:41,601 Well, lookie here. 396 00:46:45,193 --> 00:46:46,718 No, don't! 397 00:46:51,730 --> 00:46:53,582 I think you and I oughta have a talk. 398 00:46:57,431 --> 00:46:58,540 All right. 399 00:47:07,446 --> 00:47:10,032 Yeah, that's what I call a campfire. 400 00:47:19,514 --> 00:47:23,800 So they're ransoming your sister for this El Corazon. 401 00:47:24,906 --> 00:47:26,699 That's Spanish for "The Heart." 402 00:47:28,935 --> 00:47:31,146 This map here leads to The Heart. 403 00:47:33,582 --> 00:47:35,238 But the heart of what? 404 00:47:37,067 --> 00:47:38,543 I don't care. 405 00:47:43,121 --> 00:47:45,849 You see here where it says this El Corazon is hidden... 406 00:47:45,872 --> 00:47:47,866 in Cordoba province? 407 00:47:49,364 --> 00:47:51,184 So we're sitting right in the middle of it. 408 00:47:52,442 --> 00:47:56,427 All I care about is my sister, and that map is her life. 409 00:47:57,114 --> 00:48:00,712 Like hell it is. Whatever's at the end of this map is your sister's life. 410 00:48:00,958 --> 00:48:04,716 Now, we get our hands on this El Corazon... 411 00:48:04,963 --> 00:48:06,950 then you got something to bargain with. 412 00:48:08,794 --> 00:48:12,182 - I knew it would happen. - You knew what would happen? 413 00:48:12,450 --> 00:48:14,333 All you care about is yourself, isn't it? 414 00:48:14,481 --> 00:48:16,669 I knew that from the first moment I laid eyes on you. 415 00:48:16,997 --> 00:48:19,522 Is that the first moment when I saved your ass? 416 00:48:19,770 --> 00:48:21,524 There. You see? There you go. 417 00:48:21,608 --> 00:48:25,153 You have no finesse, no style. 418 00:48:25,419 --> 00:48:29,449 A real man doesn't have to— to draw attention to his actions. 419 00:48:29,706 --> 00:48:33,453 You're— You're just— You're a mondo-dizmo. 420 00:48:35,370 --> 00:48:37,290 I'm— What am I? I'm what? 421 00:48:37,612 --> 00:48:40,710 You're a man who takes money from stranded women. 422 00:48:41,284 --> 00:48:44,339 A real man, he's honest... 423 00:48:44,866 --> 00:48:48,161 and forthright and trustworthy. 424 00:48:50,581 --> 00:48:55,141 Would you please do me the courtesy of looking at me when I'm speaking to you? 425 00:48:55,225 --> 00:48:58,311 I mean, this is exactly what I'm talking about. 426 00:48:58,714 --> 00:49:01,175 I mean, if you had any kind of manners— If you— 427 00:49:27,144 --> 00:49:28,678 Goddamn bushmaster. 428 00:49:29,779 --> 00:49:31,568 Is it... poisonous? 429 00:49:31,826 --> 00:49:35,265 Yeah, but very tasty. 430 00:50:12,622 --> 00:50:14,130 Uniforme. 431 00:50:20,764 --> 00:50:24,439 See, you gotta figure sulphur-crested cockatoos... 432 00:50:24,522 --> 00:50:27,772 they go for about 800 a shot. 433 00:50:28,401 --> 00:50:30,403 Then you got gentle red-tails. 434 00:50:30,486 --> 00:50:33,281 They're— They're close to 2,000 each. 435 00:50:34,741 --> 00:50:39,746 Shit, I figure I lost close to 15,000 bucks in that bus crash. 436 00:50:43,759 --> 00:50:45,627 You wanna know something crazy? 437 00:50:45,759 --> 00:50:48,880 - What? - I don't even know your name. 438 00:50:48,963 --> 00:50:50,965 Well, you never asked me. 439 00:50:54,788 --> 00:50:57,388 Excuse me. I'd really like to know— 440 00:50:57,480 --> 00:51:01,069 Colton. Jack T. Colton. 441 00:51:01,772 --> 00:51:04,522 - What does the "T" stand for? - Goddamn it, man! 442 00:51:04,561 --> 00:51:07,030 The Doobie Brothers broke up. Shit! 443 00:51:07,788 --> 00:51:10,652 - When did that happen? - How long have you been down here? 444 00:51:10,983 --> 00:51:13,238 Man! 445 00:51:13,381 --> 00:51:17,983 - Forever. I don't know. - Were you always into birds? 446 00:51:20,045 --> 00:51:21,746 No, no. I— 447 00:51:21,844 --> 00:51:23,522 No, I was— 448 00:51:24,943 --> 00:51:26,592 I was into shortcuts. 449 00:51:28,002 --> 00:51:30,588 Birds just seemed to be a fast way to get what I wanted. 450 00:51:30,999 --> 00:51:34,175 And a hell of a lot healthier than dealing in this crap. 451 00:51:35,343 --> 00:51:37,178 What is it you want? 452 00:51:42,333 --> 00:51:44,052 I think I'm gonna throw another key on the fire. 453 00:51:44,055 --> 00:51:46,683 No, please. I'm getting dizzy. 454 00:51:49,847 --> 00:51:52,944 What do you want, seriously? 455 00:51:53,027 --> 00:51:55,073 I'd really like to know. 456 00:52:00,270 --> 00:52:04,789 I came down here on a coffee boat about a year and a half ago, right? 457 00:52:05,183 --> 00:52:07,226 Christ, what a job that was. 458 00:52:09,043 --> 00:52:12,018 But I couldn't get over that ocean though, you know? 459 00:52:13,298 --> 00:52:16,728 Yeah, I love the ocean. 460 00:52:17,650 --> 00:52:21,908 You know, you just gotta get out there... all by yourself. 461 00:52:22,682 --> 00:52:24,291 Nobody else around. 462 00:52:25,611 --> 00:52:27,049 It's beautiful. 463 00:52:29,782 --> 00:52:31,345 So that's what I want. 464 00:52:31,923 --> 00:52:34,277 Try to get enough money together, buy a boat... 465 00:52:34,736 --> 00:52:37,496 sail around the world. 466 00:52:37,751 --> 00:52:41,409 So you're just gonna sail away all by yourself? 467 00:52:43,950 --> 00:52:45,887 Yeah. 468 00:52:46,622 --> 00:52:49,542 Sounds lonely, Jack T. Colton. 469 00:53:01,763 --> 00:53:06,028 Well, what does the "T" stand for? 470 00:53:09,350 --> 00:53:11,148 Trustworthy. 471 00:53:28,305 --> 00:53:31,282 Man, I tell ya, one hell of a morning. 472 00:53:32,509 --> 00:53:34,493 It's turned into a bitch of a day. 473 00:53:56,060 --> 00:53:58,313 "Tenedor del Diablo." 474 00:54:02,488 --> 00:54:04,106 The Devil's Fork. 475 00:54:30,294 --> 00:54:31,490 Zolo. 476 00:54:55,001 --> 00:54:58,087 - Friendly, aren't they? - Drug runners. 477 00:54:59,172 --> 00:55:00,681 Just try to look mean. 478 00:55:02,025 --> 00:55:03,509 Buenos dias. 479 00:55:09,172 --> 00:55:09,981 Shit. 480 00:55:09,984 --> 00:55:12,361 - What's the matter? - Nothing. 481 00:55:22,603 --> 00:55:24,024 Hey, hombre. 482 00:55:26,610 --> 00:55:28,117 Hey, hombre! 483 00:55:36,375 --> 00:55:38,377 - Okay, here we go. - What? 484 00:55:38,461 --> 00:55:41,297 - I just knew I should've listened to my mother. - Hey, hombre. 485 00:55:44,103 --> 00:55:45,611 You ready? 486 00:55:48,400 --> 00:55:49,722 Excuse me. 487 00:55:49,852 --> 00:55:52,480 Gentlemen, we are in need of a car. 488 00:55:56,749 --> 00:56:00,126 Can any of you lovely gentlemen tell me where— 489 00:56:01,526 --> 00:56:05,404 Only one car in village. Juan, the bell maker. 490 00:56:07,307 --> 00:56:08,693 The bell maker. 491 00:56:10,755 --> 00:56:12,137 Thank you. 492 00:56:17,723 --> 00:56:19,210 Bell maker, my ass. 493 00:56:19,331 --> 00:56:22,585 You know that fuselage we slept in is probably one of old Juan's lost shipments. 494 00:56:22,903 --> 00:56:24,549 You mean he's a drug dru— 495 00:56:24,632 --> 00:56:27,718 - Just don't say the word out loud, okay? - Dope? 496 00:56:27,802 --> 00:56:29,804 Come on. Let's go. 497 00:56:45,501 --> 00:56:48,212 All right. Now, you— you hold back. 498 00:56:48,820 --> 00:56:50,283 This one I'll handle. 499 00:57:06,547 --> 00:57:07,742 What do you want, gringo? 500 00:57:08,258 --> 00:57:10,553 You speak English. That's— that's great. 501 00:57:10,651 --> 00:57:12,612 We understand that you have a car. 502 00:57:12,680 --> 00:57:15,047 We would like to rent it or buy it. 503 00:57:15,305 --> 00:57:16,828 We have to get to a town. 504 00:57:17,331 --> 00:57:19,635 What do you call this I'm livin' in, a pigsty? 505 00:57:21,729 --> 00:57:23,691 No. No, no. This is lovely. It's— 506 00:57:23,774 --> 00:57:27,320 - Hit the road. - No, amigo, you don't understand- 507 00:57:27,403 --> 00:57:30,531 - Hit the road. - Senor, I'd— 508 00:57:33,117 --> 00:57:35,471 Vaya con Dios, gringo. 509 00:57:36,627 --> 00:57:38,998 It's cool. It's cool. 510 00:57:39,081 --> 00:57:41,709 It's... no problem. 511 00:57:42,276 --> 00:57:43,659 Vaya con Dios. 512 00:57:50,426 --> 00:57:54,013 - Okay, Joan Wilder, write us out of this one. - Joan Wilder? 513 00:57:56,015 --> 00:57:59,640 Joan Wilder? The Joan Wilder? 514 00:58:02,718 --> 00:58:04,695 You are Joan Wilder, the novelist? 515 00:58:05,242 --> 00:58:06,984 Yes, I am. 516 00:58:07,068 --> 00:58:09,820 I read your books. I read all your books. 517 00:58:10,195 --> 00:58:11,030 Come in. 518 00:58:11,113 --> 00:58:14,992 The one who writes the books I read to you on Saturdays. 519 00:58:15,648 --> 00:58:17,039 Juanita. 520 00:58:17,787 --> 00:58:19,997 Juanita. Es Juanita. 521 00:58:20,757 --> 00:58:23,167 - Come in. - Adios, amiga. 522 00:58:23,250 --> 00:58:25,878 I can't believe you're here. Joan Wilder. 523 00:58:27,963 --> 00:58:30,174 I've been reading your books all these years. 524 00:58:30,257 --> 00:58:32,968 I'm so honored to have you here. I can't believe it. 525 00:58:33,052 --> 00:58:34,970 Welcome to my humble house. 526 00:58:35,054 --> 00:58:37,265 Joan Wilder! 527 00:58:38,182 --> 00:58:40,476 Oh, I-I'm sorry. I haven't introduced myself. 528 00:58:40,559 --> 00:58:42,561 I'm Juan. I live here. 529 00:58:42,645 --> 00:58:44,077 ¿Qué pasó? 530 00:58:45,398 --> 00:58:48,401 The greatest novelist. Get the door, please. 531 00:59:22,643 --> 00:59:23,906 Buenos dias. 532 00:59:25,734 --> 00:59:26,930 ¿Gringos? 533 00:59:27,554 --> 00:59:28,995 ¿Americanos? 534 00:59:29,500 --> 00:59:31,152 - ¿Gringos? - No. 535 00:59:31,235 --> 00:59:33,154 - ¿Americanos? - No. 536 00:59:44,206 --> 00:59:47,418 Come in. Make yourself at home. 537 00:59:47,501 --> 00:59:49,587 - Ever read The Return of Angelina? - No. 538 00:59:49,670 --> 00:59:52,590 That woman makes me hungry. 539 00:59:53,548 --> 00:59:55,110 How about Love's Wicked Kiss? 540 00:59:55,204 --> 00:59:56,635 No, I haven't read that one either. 541 00:59:56,719 --> 00:59:58,637 Read it. Take it. I have many copies. 542 00:59:58,721 --> 01:00:02,892 I have here The Ravagers, and I am waiting for Angelina's Savage Secret. 543 01:00:02,975 --> 01:00:05,227 I am so glad you're here in Colombia. 544 01:00:05,311 --> 01:00:08,147 I want to show you all around my beautiful village. 545 01:00:08,230 --> 01:00:13,194 We have colorful tile roofs, typical cobblestone streets and very rich fields. 546 01:00:13,277 --> 01:00:16,113 I was born here and so was my whole family. 547 01:00:16,197 --> 01:00:18,649 - What I would really like would be a phone. - No, no, no. No phones. 548 01:00:18,707 --> 01:00:19,837 I hate phones. 549 01:00:19,874 --> 01:00:21,199 I don't have a phone. 550 01:00:21,994 --> 01:00:25,587 But have a drink. Let's hang out. Look. 551 01:00:26,196 --> 01:00:28,584 Like it? I can be in one of your books. 552 01:00:29,493 --> 01:00:32,454 Your drink. I got Southern Comfort. 553 01:00:32,860 --> 01:00:36,922 Or Michelob, Kirin, Becks, Dos Equis... 554 01:00:37,290 --> 01:00:39,261 Perrier, Anchor Steam, Dr. Brown— 555 01:00:39,345 --> 01:00:42,556 - How about a Xerox machine? - Yes, but she is broken. 556 01:00:47,969 --> 01:00:49,980 Where is the nearest phone? 557 01:00:50,064 --> 01:00:53,651 - Many miles from here. - Can we get there in your car? 558 01:00:53,734 --> 01:00:56,695 - Who told you I had a car? - The men in the village. 559 01:00:57,914 --> 01:00:59,448 They told you I had a car? 560 01:00:59,532 --> 01:01:03,244 They're such comedians. They meant my little mule. Pepe. 561 01:01:16,164 --> 01:01:17,711 Not bad for a little mule? 562 01:01:21,095 --> 01:01:23,639 Now Pepe's warming up. 563 01:01:27,560 --> 01:01:31,230 - What are we stopping for? - I can't hurt my favorite pig. 564 01:01:45,461 --> 01:01:47,079 Look out! Watch it! 565 01:01:55,345 --> 01:01:59,057 See over there by the fence? That's where my mother was born. 566 01:01:59,281 --> 01:02:02,928 And see that tree? The third tree up the ridge? My brother planted that tree. 567 01:02:10,612 --> 01:02:12,855 Okay, Pepe, let's lose 'em. 568 01:02:21,614 --> 01:02:24,325 - This guy's crazier than I am. - Gracias. Yeah! 569 01:02:51,348 --> 01:02:53,437 What the hell you doin'? That field was cover. 570 01:02:53,473 --> 01:02:55,475 I wanted to show you this other field. 571 01:02:59,256 --> 01:03:00,361 Shit! 572 01:03:00,444 --> 01:03:03,697 This guy who's following you, he's very persistent. 573 01:03:22,049 --> 01:03:25,469 No problem. My Little Mule is fireproof. 574 01:03:31,684 --> 01:03:33,809 - See that river? - What, the one without the bridge? 575 01:03:36,176 --> 01:03:38,176 This river is the main water supply for many villages. 576 01:03:38,213 --> 01:03:41,879 - What do you mean, "the one without the bridge"? - It feeds right into the Amazon. 577 01:03:41,903 --> 01:03:45,280 The one without the bridge. Where the hell are you going? 578 01:03:45,715 --> 01:03:48,909 Lupe's Escape. I've used it many times in the past. 579 01:04:29,700 --> 01:04:31,346 You're okay now. 580 01:04:32,126 --> 01:04:34,420 You need Little Mule to use Lupe's Escape. 581 01:04:35,596 --> 01:04:39,418 You know, that river is impossible to cross for 200 miles in either direction. 582 01:04:40,518 --> 01:04:44,393 In fact, over that mountain the river becomes wild. 583 01:04:44,776 --> 01:04:48,677 Muy peligroso. Waterfalls, rapids. 584 01:04:49,762 --> 01:04:52,104 Angelina country. Right, Joan? 585 01:04:52,331 --> 01:04:55,026 - Whatever happened to Lupe? - Ay, ay, ay. 586 01:04:55,753 --> 01:04:58,581 - Terrible disappointment to family. - I can imagine. 587 01:04:58,815 --> 01:05:01,917 He entered the priesthood, so I took over the business. 588 01:05:02,198 --> 01:05:04,450 It's for the best. I'm not so reckless. 589 01:05:04,651 --> 01:05:07,780 He might have ended up hanging from El Tenedor del Diablo there. 590 01:05:07,863 --> 01:05:10,991 - It used to happen to bandidos. - "El Tenedor del Diablo"? 591 01:05:13,794 --> 01:05:17,798 Okay. Hey, let's hit it. We're on a roll. 592 01:05:17,873 --> 01:05:20,584 I'm sorry I cannot take you all the way to Cartagena. 593 01:05:20,667 --> 01:05:22,628 Beyond this town I am a wanted man. 594 01:05:22,854 --> 01:05:25,380 But in the morning there is always a bus. 595 01:05:25,464 --> 01:05:27,466 It will take you. 596 01:05:35,149 --> 01:05:37,781 Of all the things you can say to me right now... 597 01:05:38,310 --> 01:05:43,273 "I've lost her", Ralph, is gonna get the most teeth broken in your mouth. 598 01:05:43,500 --> 01:05:45,742 Look, bullet head, if they're hiking through the jungle... 599 01:05:45,781 --> 01:05:47,227 there's nothin' I can do about it. 600 01:05:47,305 --> 01:05:50,024 I have a car. I am not Tarzan. 601 01:05:50,203 --> 01:05:55,828 I have been through every one-horse shithole for a 200-mile radius. 602 01:05:55,934 --> 01:05:58,895 You should have seen the river I had to traverse this morning. 603 01:05:58,956 --> 01:06:01,959 So don't give me any of your crap, you gutless wonder. 604 01:06:02,156 --> 01:06:06,383 You have been an embarrassment to me and the whole family ever since you were born. 605 01:06:06,547 --> 01:06:07,750 And one more thing, Ira- 606 01:06:07,906 --> 01:06:10,305 - Joan. - Yeah? 607 01:06:10,558 --> 01:06:15,016 You are the luckiest son of a bitch that walked the face of the earth. She's here. 608 01:06:15,625 --> 01:06:18,492 - She's there? - She's right here. 609 01:06:19,768 --> 01:06:22,453 She's coming right toward the phone booth. 610 01:06:23,397 --> 01:06:24,938 She's with some guy. 611 01:06:25,607 --> 01:06:27,776 How do I know? She likes guys. 612 01:06:27,860 --> 01:06:29,862 So do you, maricón. 613 01:06:43,295 --> 01:06:45,127 Yeah, all the rooms have baths. 614 01:06:45,428 --> 01:06:48,172 That's— that's great. You speak English too. 615 01:06:48,326 --> 01:06:49,701 That's great. 616 01:06:50,799 --> 01:06:54,845 Listen, you wouldn't have a Xerox machine around here, would you? 617 01:06:54,928 --> 01:06:56,930 Yeah. We have one in the back. 618 01:06:58,849 --> 01:07:02,227 I mean, it's big enough to take, like... map size? 619 01:07:02,311 --> 01:07:04,313 Yeah. Complete. 620 01:07:05,314 --> 01:07:08,317 Yes, I understand. I'll do that. 621 01:07:12,279 --> 01:07:14,406 Well, I talked to Elaine. She's all right. 622 01:07:15,018 --> 01:07:16,867 They're gonna wait for me to take the bus in the morning. 623 01:07:16,958 --> 01:07:19,794 - That's great. Then slide, man. You're covered. - I don't know. 624 01:07:20,143 --> 01:07:22,789 - He sounded so smug. - Who? 625 01:07:22,873 --> 01:07:24,917 - That bastard that's got Elaine. - Sure he is. 626 01:07:25,000 --> 01:07:27,461 You're bringing what he wants. You're bringing him the map. 627 01:07:28,599 --> 01:07:29,901 Yeah. 628 01:07:32,424 --> 01:07:36,136 Well, I guess this is it. 629 01:07:39,909 --> 01:07:41,182 I guess so. 630 01:07:44,311 --> 01:07:46,647 375. That was the contract, right? 631 01:07:46,730 --> 01:07:48,732 Yeah. That was it. 632 01:07:56,374 --> 01:07:58,450 The least I can do is buy you some dinner. 633 01:07:58,533 --> 01:08:01,286 - Looks like it's gonna be a hell of a party. - I'd like that. 634 01:08:02,746 --> 01:08:05,249 Tell you what. I got a room in the hotel. 635 01:08:05,332 --> 01:08:08,502 Why don't you go get cleaned up? I'll buy us some new rags. 636 01:08:08,585 --> 01:08:12,214 - Number seven. - Seven? That's my lucky number. 637 01:08:14,853 --> 01:08:16,244 Mine too. 638 01:08:53,075 --> 01:08:54,673 It's just beautiful. 639 01:08:56,145 --> 01:08:57,559 Thank you, jack. 640 01:09:14,067 --> 01:09:17,321 I think your writing's hot. It's great. 641 01:09:17,404 --> 01:09:20,364 I mean it. I'm tellin' you. I'm impressed. I am. 642 01:09:20,907 --> 01:09:22,594 You've never even read the book. 643 01:09:23,001 --> 01:09:25,203 I know. I know. 644 01:09:26,099 --> 01:09:27,524 I suppose... 645 01:09:28,665 --> 01:09:31,835 it's my way of living in another age. 646 01:09:32,243 --> 01:09:34,094 If you did that, I never would have met you. 647 01:09:37,118 --> 01:09:38,532 I got you something. 648 01:09:48,493 --> 01:09:50,087 El Corazon? 649 01:10:17,596 --> 01:10:20,634 - Let's dance. - Oh, no. I can't. 650 01:10:20,798 --> 01:10:23,018 - Come on. I'll show you. - I— No. 651 01:10:23,095 --> 01:10:25,013 - No. - Try. Trust me. 652 01:11:10,672 --> 01:11:12,590 I— I lost my langostino. 653 01:11:23,113 --> 01:11:25,657 No, no, no, no! Wait! No, no! Wait! 654 01:11:25,927 --> 01:11:27,929 Calm down, lady! 655 01:11:54,399 --> 01:11:56,318 Señora. 656 01:12:49,418 --> 01:12:53,609 Someday, if I had the money, I'd take you... 657 01:12:54,035 --> 01:12:55,511 I'd sail away. 658 01:12:56,665 --> 01:12:58,160 Just the two of us. 659 01:12:59,543 --> 01:13:01,545 Around the world and back again. 660 01:13:05,298 --> 01:13:08,343 I promise you. I promise you we'd do that. 661 01:13:17,352 --> 01:13:19,812 Why haven't you taken the map away from me? 662 01:13:23,821 --> 01:13:25,560 What are you talking about? 663 01:13:27,025 --> 01:13:30,945 I saw that tree today, the Devil's Fork that's on the map. 664 01:13:31,427 --> 01:13:32,909 You know how close we are? 665 01:13:32,993 --> 01:13:36,246 Well, sure I do, but what has that got to do with it? 666 01:13:36,329 --> 01:13:40,083 I was thinking about something you said, about having more to bargain with. 667 01:13:40,166 --> 01:13:43,420 Yeah. Yeah, the best way to help your sister is to get that treasure. 668 01:13:43,503 --> 01:13:46,840 Then you could waltz into Cartagena. You're holding all the cards. 669 01:13:49,453 --> 01:13:51,153 I'd love to see you on that boat. 670 01:13:53,724 --> 01:13:57,052 But, Jack, if we have to give it up to save Elaine— 671 01:13:57,505 --> 01:14:01,187 Then we give it up. I mean, it's your sister. Hell, yeah. Of course we give it up. 672 01:14:01,271 --> 01:14:04,566 But that's the point. At least we've got the leverage to do it. 673 01:14:10,214 --> 01:14:11,753 Okay. 674 01:14:14,037 --> 01:14:15,619 Okay. 675 01:14:15,702 --> 01:14:17,704 Let's go for it. 676 01:15:11,164 --> 01:15:12,679 He just won't quit. 677 01:15:28,634 --> 01:15:30,861 - What are you doing? - I'm hot-wiring the car. 678 01:15:31,486 --> 01:15:33,571 Try the key. 679 01:16:01,975 --> 01:16:04,279 - There it is. That's the shrine. - Yep. 680 01:16:05,053 --> 01:16:07,013 - Let's go. - Yeah. 681 01:16:36,092 --> 01:16:38,541 Well, this— this can't be all. 682 01:16:39,228 --> 01:16:40,555 There's gotta be another clue here. 683 01:16:40,646 --> 01:16:43,107 Well, landmarks change, things grow. 684 01:16:43,183 --> 01:16:45,435 All that stuff, you know? 685 01:16:48,580 --> 01:16:49,861 You hear that? 686 01:16:51,662 --> 01:16:53,109 Waterfall. 687 01:16:53,872 --> 01:16:55,280 Look, Jack. 688 01:16:58,201 --> 01:16:59,600 All right, Joan! 689 01:17:20,826 --> 01:17:22,722 - You all right? - Yeah. 690 01:17:27,696 --> 01:17:29,197 This has got to be it. 691 01:17:30,698 --> 01:17:33,066 Hey, what— 692 01:17:33,172 --> 01:17:35,706 what does "Leche de la Madre" mean? 693 01:17:37,402 --> 01:17:39,030 Leche de la Madre? 694 01:17:39,323 --> 01:17:41,325 Yeah. It's on the map. 695 01:17:42,659 --> 01:17:44,494 It means "mother's milk". 696 01:17:44,962 --> 01:17:46,650 - Mother's milk? - Yeah. 697 01:18:02,368 --> 01:18:03,947 I'll be goddamned. 698 01:18:06,025 --> 01:18:07,627 Mama, I'm home. 699 01:18:14,258 --> 01:18:16,008 I can't believe I'm doing this. 700 01:18:16,294 --> 01:18:17,305 What? 701 01:18:17,820 --> 01:18:20,530 Digging for treasure... with you. 702 01:18:22,866 --> 01:18:24,121 Jack? 703 01:18:25,355 --> 01:18:26,582 Yeah? 704 01:18:27,972 --> 01:18:29,622 You're the best time I've ever had. 705 01:18:34,089 --> 01:18:35,949 I never been anybody's best time before. 706 01:19:12,659 --> 01:19:14,667 It's a priceless statue. 707 01:19:20,309 --> 01:19:22,903 Somebody out there's got a really sick sense of humor. 708 01:19:23,286 --> 01:19:24,294 Wait a minute. 709 01:19:24,458 --> 01:19:27,203 My first book, Treasures of Lust... 710 01:19:27,474 --> 01:19:29,575 I hid the treasure inside the statue. 711 01:19:53,163 --> 01:19:55,186 Jesus Christ, we're in a lot of trouble. 712 01:19:57,264 --> 01:19:59,212 Understatement of the year, asshole. 713 01:20:02,098 --> 01:20:04,467 Is there anybody who isn't following you? 714 01:20:06,278 --> 01:20:09,013 Put the goods in the bag. Come on. 715 01:20:13,731 --> 01:20:15,728 Now move it, before Batman comes home. 716 01:20:16,403 --> 01:20:19,023 It's time I had a chauffeur, Miss Wilder. 717 01:20:20,598 --> 01:20:22,527 Back off me, creep! Just back off! 718 01:20:23,067 --> 01:20:25,870 I'm the creep? Well, at least I'm honest. 719 01:20:25,947 --> 01:20:30,106 I'm stealin' this stone. I'm not tryin' to romance it out from under her. 720 01:20:30,497 --> 01:20:33,830 Wait a minute now. Going for the stone was my idea. 721 01:20:35,278 --> 01:20:38,016 That's what all the good con artists want you to think. 722 01:20:38,473 --> 01:20:41,921 He made you think you needed it, you sap. Get in and drive. 723 01:20:42,153 --> 01:20:44,321 Come on. Move it. Move it. 724 01:20:47,574 --> 01:20:48,973 Move it! 725 01:20:49,723 --> 01:20:51,590 See how you like being stuck in— 726 01:20:52,418 --> 01:20:53,855 Holy shit! 727 01:20:57,960 --> 01:20:59,249 Get in! 728 01:21:03,908 --> 01:21:06,369 - Which way do we go? - Follow that stone! 729 01:21:24,019 --> 01:21:25,300 Mounties! 730 01:21:35,670 --> 01:21:36,842 Hit it! 731 01:21:59,404 --> 01:22:02,107 - Where the hell you goin'? - Where am I goin'? 732 01:22:03,971 --> 01:22:05,565 How about Lupe's Escape? 733 01:22:26,957 --> 01:22:29,512 Where you goin'? Quit steering. You're not going anywhere. 734 01:22:36,127 --> 01:22:37,588 Oh, no! 735 01:22:40,406 --> 01:22:44,046 - What are we gonna do now? - Jump! 736 01:23:16,695 --> 01:23:20,371 Hey! Joan Wilder, hey! 737 01:23:20,461 --> 01:23:22,630 What a comeback! 738 01:23:22,941 --> 01:23:24,175 Yeah. 739 01:23:25,382 --> 01:23:27,253 Man, I thought you drowned. 740 01:23:27,352 --> 01:23:29,354 I did. 741 01:23:30,339 --> 01:23:33,551 - You okay? - Sure. 742 01:23:33,672 --> 01:23:36,425 I'm great. I'm fine. 743 01:23:36,841 --> 01:23:38,784 Only you're on that side. 744 01:23:39,482 --> 01:23:41,302 There's no way across this sucker. 745 01:23:41,575 --> 01:23:43,325 You did this on purpose! 746 01:23:43,536 --> 01:23:46,385 What the hell are you talkin' about? We just went over a waterfall! 747 01:23:46,704 --> 01:23:49,275 Admit it! You planned this all along. 748 01:23:49,415 --> 01:23:51,875 I knew I couldn't depend on you. I knew it! 749 01:23:56,339 --> 01:23:58,409 What's the name of that hotel in Cartagena? 750 01:23:58,768 --> 01:24:01,435 Hotel Cartagena. What do you care? 751 01:24:01,667 --> 01:24:06,334 All right. Now, you just head towards the sunset, and you'll make it. 752 01:24:06,417 --> 01:24:09,212 - And I'll be there. - Yeah, sure. 753 01:24:09,295 --> 01:24:12,761 With El Corazon in your pocket. What about my sister? 754 01:24:13,104 --> 01:24:17,425 Well, they don't have to know about this. You got the map. 755 01:24:17,839 --> 01:24:20,717 - Well, you've got the stone. - Yeah. 756 01:24:26,103 --> 01:24:29,482 - I'll meet you there! Trust me! - What? 757 01:25:10,938 --> 01:25:12,688 So you made it finally. 758 01:25:14,500 --> 01:25:18,477 - Got the map? - Yes. I brought it. I want to talk to Elaine. 759 01:25:18,665 --> 01:25:21,805 No, you can't talk to her till I get it. 760 01:25:22,406 --> 01:25:24,491 All right. Now look out your window. 761 01:25:25,467 --> 01:25:29,041 - See the fort across the bay? The tower? - Yes. 762 01:25:29,444 --> 01:25:32,825 You take a water taxi right outside your hotel. 763 01:25:33,104 --> 01:25:38,134 You meet me there in two hours, all by yourself. 764 01:25:55,763 --> 01:25:56,818 Hello? 765 01:25:57,092 --> 01:25:58,946 Has Jack Colton checked in? 766 01:25:59,303 --> 01:26:01,346 In the last two minutes, no. 767 01:27:22,903 --> 01:27:23,997 Over here. 768 01:27:35,565 --> 01:27:37,174 Stop right there. 769 01:27:38,682 --> 01:27:40,151 Let me see the map. 770 01:27:40,690 --> 01:27:43,503 - Where are you? - Let me see the map. 771 01:27:44,939 --> 01:27:46,564 Let me see Elaine. 772 01:27:48,409 --> 01:27:50,094 Joanie? 773 01:28:00,509 --> 01:28:02,611 Drop the map and back off. 774 01:28:12,422 --> 01:28:14,540 If this isn't genuine— 775 01:28:17,633 --> 01:28:19,962 If you've pulled a fast one— 776 01:28:37,549 --> 01:28:39,356 Joan Wilder... 777 01:28:39,744 --> 01:28:42,818 you and your sister... 778 01:28:44,690 --> 01:28:45,956 can go! 779 01:28:51,227 --> 01:28:52,362 Hey. 780 01:28:54,393 --> 01:28:56,645 It's okay. It's all right. 781 01:29:06,622 --> 01:29:08,184 I missed you at the hotel. 782 01:29:13,660 --> 01:29:15,254 We all did. 783 01:29:25,325 --> 01:29:27,700 You brainless broad. You let him follow you here. 784 01:29:34,536 --> 01:29:38,499 This map is nothing. They already have the stone. 785 01:29:44,220 --> 01:29:46,400 I had it in my hands, Ira. 786 01:29:47,184 --> 01:29:51,731 These hands that are gonna break every bone in your body. 787 01:29:56,397 --> 01:29:57,694 Later. 788 01:30:09,080 --> 01:30:12,908 - Where is it? - I-I don't know. 789 01:30:14,622 --> 01:30:18,161 - Where is the stone? - I don't— 790 01:30:21,959 --> 01:30:24,503 We dug. We didn't find anything. 791 01:30:57,241 --> 01:30:59,872 Crocodiles shed tears when they eat their prey. 792 01:30:59,962 --> 01:31:02,173 You have heard of these tears, I am sure. 793 01:31:02,985 --> 01:31:05,113 But have you seen them? 794 01:31:07,314 --> 01:31:09,567 Stop it! 795 01:31:27,714 --> 01:31:29,434 Look at those snappers. 796 01:31:31,925 --> 01:31:36,035 You can forego this agony. Simply tell me, where is El Corazon? 797 01:31:36,277 --> 01:31:37,808 Where is The Heart? 798 01:31:38,245 --> 01:31:42,558 - Where is the stone? - All right! Just let her go, will you? 799 01:31:42,990 --> 01:31:45,690 She doesn't know where it is. I've got it. 800 01:31:46,143 --> 01:31:49,271 Where is it? 801 01:31:51,610 --> 01:31:54,383 - It's in a safe place. - Where is it? 802 01:31:59,237 --> 01:32:00,448 Where is it? 803 01:32:43,151 --> 01:32:44,347 Choke on it. 804 01:32:56,476 --> 01:32:57,491 Thank you. 805 01:33:10,898 --> 01:33:12,108 Get down! 806 01:33:28,418 --> 01:33:30,378 All right, honey, come on. 807 01:33:53,779 --> 01:33:55,739 Hurry! Hurry! 808 01:33:58,869 --> 01:34:02,455 Guys! Muchachos! Bring the boat around! 809 01:34:02,861 --> 01:34:07,240 Hold them down! Let me get to the boat! 810 01:34:43,525 --> 01:34:45,573 - Just a little more. Come on. - Where are we going? 811 01:34:52,745 --> 01:34:56,165 ¡Muchachos! ¡Ándale! 812 01:35:01,718 --> 01:35:04,289 Vámonos! 813 01:35:04,776 --> 01:35:07,432 Ira! Ira! 814 01:35:08,579 --> 01:35:11,999 - Come back here, Ira! - Jump, Ralph! Jump! 815 01:35:12,159 --> 01:35:14,001 I can't swim. You know that, Ira. 816 01:35:14,084 --> 01:35:16,003 I'll come back for you. 817 01:35:16,432 --> 01:35:19,839 - You promise? - I'll send the boat back for you, Ralph! 818 01:35:19,940 --> 01:35:21,800 - When? - Soon! 819 01:35:21,884 --> 01:35:25,345 - How soon? - Very soon! 820 01:35:30,949 --> 01:35:31,976 No. 821 01:35:32,183 --> 01:35:34,897 No. No! 822 01:35:39,683 --> 01:35:41,355 Where do you think you're going, old pal? 823 01:35:41,824 --> 01:35:43,270 Come on. Cough it up. 824 01:35:43,959 --> 01:35:45,475 Wait! Wait! 825 01:35:51,455 --> 01:35:52,822 Joanie? 826 01:35:55,774 --> 01:35:58,610 How will you die, Joan Wilder? 827 01:35:59,250 --> 01:36:02,507 Slow like... a snail? 828 01:36:03,679 --> 01:36:06,140 Or fast like a shooting star? 829 01:36:41,433 --> 01:36:42,941 Jack! 830 01:36:44,300 --> 01:36:45,863 Jack! 831 01:36:51,301 --> 01:36:52,613 Jack! 832 01:36:59,993 --> 01:37:02,601 Come on, you bastard. Give me a break. 833 01:37:07,313 --> 01:37:09,070 Jack! 834 01:37:11,414 --> 01:37:12,913 Damn it! 835 01:38:31,214 --> 01:38:32,844 Jack. 836 01:38:35,993 --> 01:38:37,788 It's okay. It's okay. 837 01:38:38,035 --> 01:38:39,870 Come on back, Ira! Ira! 838 01:38:40,071 --> 01:38:42,806 You're my cousin, Ira! Don't you remember? 839 01:38:43,225 --> 01:38:44,993 - Your mother, my mother! 840 01:38:47,372 --> 01:38:50,642 That way! That way! He's gettin' away! 841 01:38:50,821 --> 01:38:53,189 - He's got it all! Go that way! - Let's get outta here! 842 01:38:53,525 --> 01:38:55,025 - Joanie? - Yeah? 843 01:38:55,134 --> 01:38:56,932 Okay. All right. Here's what we gotta do. 844 01:38:57,015 --> 01:38:59,476 Get to the American consulate. Just— Just tell 'em everything. 845 01:38:59,743 --> 01:39:02,437 - Where are you going? - They might even believe you. But just one thing: 846 01:39:02,521 --> 01:39:06,441 Don't mention my name. Cartagena cops and I go way back. 847 01:39:06,525 --> 01:39:11,196 - Elaine, it's been a pleasure. - You're leaving? You're leaving me? 848 01:39:24,631 --> 01:39:27,405 You're gonna be all right, Joan Wilder. 849 01:39:28,897 --> 01:39:30,421 Yeah. 850 01:39:45,564 --> 01:39:47,566 You always were. 851 01:39:57,031 --> 01:39:58,867 Jack Colton! 852 01:40:06,584 --> 01:40:08,123 Damn. 853 01:40:30,942 --> 01:40:34,362 Well, that is far and away your best book. 854 01:40:34,446 --> 01:40:37,365 I can't believe how fast you cranked this out. 855 01:40:37,449 --> 01:40:41,203 - So you really like it? - Like it? Look at me. Look at me. I'm a mess. 856 01:40:41,286 --> 01:40:44,414 It made me cry. Don't tell anybody, or I'll cut your heart out. 857 01:40:44,497 --> 01:40:47,249 I love the end where he dives off the high wall and swims away. 858 01:40:47,390 --> 01:40:51,710 And then he meets her at the airport. They sail off around the world together. 859 01:40:52,797 --> 01:40:56,009 God, I can't believe how this got to me. 860 01:40:56,092 --> 01:40:59,721 Well, I was... inspired. 861 01:40:59,819 --> 01:41:04,282 Joanie, you are now a world-class hopeless romantic. 862 01:41:04,538 --> 01:41:05,819 No. 863 01:41:06,058 --> 01:41:07,311 Hopeful. 864 01:41:11,680 --> 01:41:13,380 Hopeful romantic. 865 01:41:16,965 --> 01:41:18,907 - Hey, lady. - Hey, pretty lady. 866 01:41:18,997 --> 01:41:22,501 - No, thanks. Nope. - Come on. Name brand. Name brand. 867 01:41:22,577 --> 01:41:24,207 Never wear 'em. 868 01:41:24,913 --> 01:41:28,333 This will look great with what you're wearin' right now. Five dollars, it's yours. 869 01:41:48,056 --> 01:41:49,346 Hey! 870 01:42:12,543 --> 01:42:13,856 I like your boots. 871 01:42:13,967 --> 01:42:19,160 Yep. That poor old yellow-tailed guy developed a fatal case of indigestion. 872 01:42:19,620 --> 01:42:21,340 Died right in my arms. 873 01:42:22,020 --> 01:42:24,306 I can't blame him. If I were to die... 874 01:42:24,389 --> 01:42:26,349 there's nowhere else on earth I'd rather be. 875 01:42:26,824 --> 01:42:29,185 I couldn't stop thinking about you. 876 01:42:30,051 --> 01:42:31,864 I even read one of your books. 877 01:42:32,522 --> 01:42:35,483 - Then you know how they all end. - Yeah. 878 01:42:36,067 --> 01:42:37,569 - Hi. - Hi. 878 01:42:38,305 --> 01:43:38,520 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm