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I've taken enough of your lip. Oh!

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You guys... My robot!

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Do what you will. They're all dead,
buddy.

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No!

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We can be quick about this.

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Give me the tripod.

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It's in the trunk.

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Spread them, boys.

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You want me to hold it?

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Okay.

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Hold still.

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Attention! Stop!

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One, two, three.

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My name is Andre Kriegman. And I am Cal
Gabriel.

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One, two, three, go.

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And we are the Army of Two!

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This is our high school, located in our
town.

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It is our worst enemy.

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It is our nemesis.

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Fuck. What's next?

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Okay. There will be a series of missions
followed by a final big -ass mission

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called... ZERO DAY!

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That's it.

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We're done now, right?

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Yeah.

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God, I hate this fucking school.

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I hate it.

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These are the best years of your life,
Andre.

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The Army of Two has a myriad of supply
depots all over the place. This one's in

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my closet.

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Probably about three, two or three
meters of underwater burnt, underwater

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fuse. CO2 canisters for BB guns.

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Los Buletos de Mexico.

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22 caliber.

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These are generally used for rifles and
sometimes pistols.

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Aguila. Christina Aguila.

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Shotgun shell.

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Want to get a close up of that?

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12 gauge.

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One of the most fun things we got here.
This will make a boom that will blow

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your socks off.

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Bottle of rockets right here.

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Going to have some real fun with these
tonight.

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Fake ID for if we need to skip the
country.

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Fake passport right here.

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Fake social security card. 20 Peruvian
dollars. That will probably buy us a

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stick of gum or something.

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Alright, we should probably start
getting going now.

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Let's rock and roll.

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Why are you even bothering taping?
You're not going to see anything.

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I got night vision.

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Give me a look on your face.

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Say something official sounding.

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We officially declare war.

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Mission one.

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Do we have like M -80s or something a
little more interesting?

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What are we? Nah, man. This isn't like
ceremonial.

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We'll blow the big shit up.

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We'll blow the big shit up later.

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It's better to just keep a low profile.
You know it.

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You mean you don't want anger
management?

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If I can help it, no.

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Check that out.

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Look at that.

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Tell me that doesn't look like you're a
fucking ghost or something.

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One, two, three.

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Let the countdown begin.

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I didn't know what we were going to say.

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Let the countdown begin.

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Whoa.

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Heads up.

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That was good.

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It was alright.

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What do you mean, alright?

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What are you talking about? That was
great.

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So everyone's asleep in my house now.

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Alright. So this is the first entry in
my

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zero -day video diary.

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Everything is planned so methodically.

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It's just going to be... It's going to
be... Unreal.

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It's going to be... It's going to be
beautiful.

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It's so weird looking at yourself on
video.

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It's like this is an eye. It's weird how
it actually looks like a machine's

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pupil.

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I'm staring right at you.

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through the tape and right at you.

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We're gonna leave you all behind to
stick in the mud that Andre and I have

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made.

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And we're gonna walk away.

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Hey, we... We see more than you do.
We...

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Hi guys!

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Happy birthday, Andre!

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Happy birthday!

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I hope that's what you wanted.

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Yeah, exactly.

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Good cake there.

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Good cake, but how about good camera?

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The guy at the store said that little,
what do you call that thing, that little

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screen on the side there, that
apparently gives you a better picture.

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I don't think that's really accurate.

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No, no, that's not true at all.

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So anyway, are you happy with your
camera?

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You think it'll do?

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No, Dad, I want you to take it back
right now. Of course. They don't do it

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now. Excellent.

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Well, they will when I tell them to.

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Trail. Trail.

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Yeah, hit the button.

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All right, no, check that out. Let me
see the camera.

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Ask us what we're doing tonight,
everyone.

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What are you doing tonight, everyone?

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No, seriously, no. Now that I have you
on tape, what are you up to tonight?

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Well, you know, figured, uh, buy some
weed and go to a kegger. I don't know.

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What do you think? Say that again,
please.

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No, not weed. LSD.

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Oh, you know.

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Why don't you try ecstasy while you're
at it? Heroin. Oh, ecstasy. Nah, we're

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done with that.

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That's an introductory joke. No,
seriously. Okay, seriously. Are you

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or are you staying in, or what's the
matter? We're just going to go out and

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stuff, you know.

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We're no Brad Hux here. Okay, Brad Hux.

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Okay. Captain of the wrestling team.
Everyone thinks he's like... That says

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all. Everyone thinks he's like a god.

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This kid.

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Like drinks and drives.

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And the cops pull him over all the time.

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But somehow they never take away his
license or his stupid Range Rover.

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I hate that car.

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You know, I hate to be the guy to break
it to you on the 18th birthday of all

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days. But life isn't always fair, you
know.

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Just because he gets away with something
and he's a bad guy, you know, sometimes

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you do good things and it goes fully
unnoticed as well.

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Gee, that's a major mood booster right
there. Who needs Prozac when I got you?

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What do you want me to say? It's true
sometimes.

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Don't sit there now and try to figure it
out because you're wasting your time.

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You're not getting anywhere.

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And I can't even see you.

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Now I can.

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Well, thank you for breaking the news
gently.

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Oh, listen, I waited long enough.

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18 years.

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See?

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He's, you know, and then he goes around
town and tells everybody what a smart

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guy he is.

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It's nothing could be further from the
truth. Thank you.

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No problem.

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Now you see what I have to put up with.

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Well,

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yeah, those would be the best years of
your life.

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I think we better go now.

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You think so?

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Mind if we, uh, vamoose?

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No, no, go ahead, go ahead.

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I, okay.

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Thank you, guys.

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Big hug for the camera.

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Get out of here if you want to come
back.

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Alright, let's get out of here.

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This is a pretty lame party.

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I'm just not good at parties.

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Are you happy with the camera?

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It's not the one I wanted.

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I mean, when they say, what do you want
for your birthday, and you give them a

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certain model, and then they just go out
and get something else.

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Hey! What are you doing out here?

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What's up, Chris?

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Nothing much.

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Where'd you get that thing? Let me show
you. A parent got it for me for my

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birthday. That's a pretty cool effect on
it.

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I'm tripping!

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So what's up?

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Nothing much. What's up with you?

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How's everything?

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Nothing much.

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I don't know how many people your age
are going to show up.

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Yeah, we probably won't stick around too
much longer.

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Dude, what time is it?

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Yeah,

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you know, there's white Russians in the
freezer.

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Yeah, I saw that.

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So happy birthday. Thank you.

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Maria's sister has a lot of really hot
friends.

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None of them wear panties.

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You know.

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How do you know they're not wearing
panties?

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Because they had clothing on. It was so
tight and revealing.

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Alright, we're going to head out now.

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So, see you later. Thanks for letting us
drop by.

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Do you still shoot?

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Not much.

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Do you mind if we tag along next time
you go?

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Yeah. That would be very cool. We could
shoot some stuffed animals.

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Yeah, sure. If your parents think it's
alright.

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We'll convince them.

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I'm going to call them.

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Yeah, of course you will.

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But yeah, absolutely, next time I go.

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I want to go. I haven't been in like a
year.

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All right, cool.

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All right, great. Well, see you later
then. Hey, goodbye.

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I'll see all you later.

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All right.

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Yeah.

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Oh, thanks.

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Oh, God.

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What? I can smell it from here already.

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What? I can't smell it yet.

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Dude, that's disgusting.

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I can't even get that fucking bag open.

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Damn.

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Want a sniff?

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No. How long have they been there?

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About six weeks.

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All right, well, I guess I should
explain our first act of war.

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Basically, Brad Huff, the biggest
shithead motherfucker the world has ever

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He's everything we hate.

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In one, one trusty, handy little form.

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We're gonna pelt that ugly, ugly piece
of shit Range Rover of his with some

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six -week -old eggs.

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Life isn't fair, so we gotta even the
score a little.

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That's not Brad Huff's house.

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Nope.

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This is gonna be awesome, man.

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It'll be alright, yeah.

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What do you mean, alright?

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This is gonna be great.

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It would be better if we had shotguns,
maybe.

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Ding dong.

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Hi, Mrs. Huff. Can we speak to Brad?

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Is Brad home?

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Bradley, honey.

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Some friends of yours are here.

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Then he comes downstairs.

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What the fuck do you pussies want?

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I want you dead, bitch.

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Bang. Bang.

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There it is. Where's his Land Rover?

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Fuck. It's not here. You want to break
into the garage and see what's in there?

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And risk getting caught and arrested for
breaking and entering and screwing up

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the whole campaign?

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No.

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No. We stick to plan B. That's we egg
the house.

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What if that's him?

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What are you stopping at, motherfucker?

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00:14:36,700 --> 00:14:42,120
All right. We got about seven minutes
until 12 o 'clock. We do it exactly at

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We stick to the timetable. We got to
start learning to stick to the

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Dude, I can smell this shit from outside
the bag.

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I can smell it walking down the street.

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We're going to have to get new bags
after this.

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No, we'll just... Or like a gallon of
that Febreze shit.

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Febreze. That's what I was going to say.

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Now we wait.

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What time is it?

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We have ten seconds.

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Okay, good. Ready?

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Yeah. What now, Brad?

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Alright, hurry up.

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And the windup.

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Dude, let's get the fuck out of here
now.

261
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Dude,

262
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that was so fucking awesome.

263
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Did we win that?

264
00:15:46,700 --> 00:15:48,200
Yeah, it's like an honest list day.

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Mission successful!

266
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Why are we running still?

267
00:15:54,360 --> 00:15:55,360
I don't know.

268
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In order to make sure that the covert
actions of the Army of Two remain

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we're starting up a security protocol
that starts now.

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If you think about it, anybody who's
done anything like this in the past has

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a website up, or they've done something
stupid to attract attention to

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themselves. Most of the time, that's all
they wanted was attention.

273
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We're not like that.

274
00:16:36,330 --> 00:16:40,330
See, these people, they didn't
understand that if you had hit lists

275
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people's names on them, that people
wouldn't come down on you, like gang

276
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a maximum security prison.

277
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You gotta take a minute and you gotta
think about things.

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If you're doing something like this,
it's a military procedure. That's why

279
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the army of two, not the group of
assholes with guns.

280
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These people are so fucking stupid, it's
not even funny. I mean, if it were me,

281
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I would get them all in a room together,
and I would just spray them with raid

282
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like ants, except like human raid.

283
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Okay?

284
00:17:06,730 --> 00:17:10,210
Now you might be thinking, well, hey,
they're taping this, so of course they

285
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want it to be found. And you're right,
we do want it to be found. Since you're

286
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watching this now.

287
00:17:14,490 --> 00:17:15,490
Exactly.

288
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We don't want it to be found until we're
ready.

289
00:17:17,849 --> 00:17:22,790
We've decided that we're going to set up
a safety deposit box. Now, as many of

290
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you know, safety deposit boxes cannot be
legally opened by anybody except the

291
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owner unless the owner dies.

292
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When we're done, we're going to bequeath
all of our information to a third

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-party source, probably media.

294
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What are the top three media people that
you would enjoy willing this to?

295
00:17:42,550 --> 00:17:43,770
Okay, number one.

296
00:17:44,490 --> 00:17:50,850
Peter Jennings. Number two, Dan Rather.

297
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And number three, Wolf Blitzer.

298
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That's what I say.

299
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Alright,

300
00:18:00,370 --> 00:18:01,370
we're here.

301
00:18:01,610 --> 00:18:05,130
You're going to have to turn that off
for when we go inside because they're

302
00:18:05,130 --> 00:18:06,130
going to let you have that.

303
00:18:06,250 --> 00:18:11,750
We are on location now in the bank
security, bank privacy room, security

304
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privacy room, whatever.

305
00:18:12,890 --> 00:18:19,890
And we are now going to put in the first
set of record tapes to make sure

306
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that Mommy doesn't find them under the
bed.

307
00:18:28,130 --> 00:18:29,130
Hello?

308
00:18:31,010 --> 00:18:32,010
Hi, Mom.

309
00:18:32,410 --> 00:18:34,330
Um, right now? Well, I'm with Cal.

310
00:18:34,670 --> 00:18:36,390
Yeah, well, I'll be home for dinner.

311
00:18:38,330 --> 00:18:41,130
Mom, I said I was going to be home for
dinner. I'm going to be home for dinner.

312
00:18:42,410 --> 00:18:43,410
All right, bye.

313
00:18:44,730 --> 00:18:48,410
So, that is that on top of that, isn't
it?

314
00:18:50,510 --> 00:18:55,230
So they really can't get in there? They
can't get in. They can't touch us now.

315
00:18:55,770 --> 00:19:00,130
They have no access to these tapes once
they're sealed back up there. No one can

316
00:19:00,130 --> 00:19:01,150
open them except for me.

317
00:19:03,510 --> 00:19:10,170
Here, you want to look in the box and
like... You want to touch it, Tab? Do

318
00:19:10,170 --> 00:19:11,350
want to touch it, big boy?

319
00:19:12,060 --> 00:19:12,999
Here.

320
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:14,780
Touch my, my box.

321
00:19:15,900 --> 00:19:16,980
Come on.

322
00:19:17,320 --> 00:19:18,560
Touch it. Really.

323
00:19:18,840 --> 00:19:20,080
Touch it. Touch it.

324
00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:23,100
You want to feel any questions that our
viewers may have?

325
00:19:39,960 --> 00:19:45,340
Hey, how you doing? This is just for
posterity here.

326
00:19:46,700 --> 00:19:47,880
Here we go.

327
00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:54,320
You should have come when we did the
uppers. It's no fun doing the lowers.

328
00:19:55,060 --> 00:19:56,060
Why not?

329
00:19:56,180 --> 00:19:57,180
What's the difference?

330
00:19:57,420 --> 00:20:00,680
Then you get them smiling with all those
braces on and then they come out and

331
00:20:00,680 --> 00:20:01,680
they're nice and shiny.

332
00:20:01,820 --> 00:20:04,320
You should have gotten them when we
started where the teeth are so messy.

333
00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:06,680
I know, I missed it. So long, braces.

334
00:20:07,850 --> 00:20:09,090
Bye -bye braces, goodbye.

335
00:20:10,870 --> 00:20:11,270
All

336
00:20:11,270 --> 00:20:20,590
I'm

337
00:20:20,590 --> 00:20:23,490
doing is squeezing the brace and then
I'm going to rinse it off.

338
00:20:28,990 --> 00:20:31,070
We're going to get Calvin his own little
retainer.

339
00:20:31,270 --> 00:20:32,270
There you go.

340
00:20:37,870 --> 00:20:39,350
You look a little better after that.

341
00:20:40,530 --> 00:20:42,730
No, not like this. Oh my gosh. Oh my
gosh.

342
00:20:43,370 --> 00:20:44,370
They're straight.

343
00:20:44,670 --> 00:20:45,710
I can't even believe it.

344
00:20:46,430 --> 00:20:47,430
I don't know.

345
00:20:48,590 --> 00:20:49,369
I don't know.

346
00:20:49,370 --> 00:20:50,370
I don't know.

347
00:20:52,350 --> 00:20:53,350
You're cool.

348
00:20:53,870 --> 00:20:58,990
Okay. Was it worth the many years of...
Years of trips here? Yeah.

349
00:20:59,390 --> 00:21:00,470
It was worth it.

350
00:21:01,210 --> 00:21:02,210
Hello.

351
00:21:06,120 --> 00:21:08,880
and welcome to today's episode of Home
Gun Review.

352
00:21:09,320 --> 00:21:14,000
Well, today we're going to teach you how
to make a big gun small and easier to

353
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conceal. Come on in.

354
00:21:18,720 --> 00:21:23,720
These days, anytime an 18 -year -old
wants to gear up, you've got some 60

355
00:21:23,720 --> 00:21:28,680
-old loser sitting in the gun store
saying, hmm, why does this 18 -year -old

356
00:21:28,680 --> 00:21:34,040
want to gear up? And so we found a not
-so -clever solution to this problem.

357
00:21:34,540 --> 00:21:35,840
It is a long dilemma.

358
00:21:37,260 --> 00:21:41,100
You see, there's so many guns just lying
around.

359
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,960
Why draw attention to yourself by buying
new ones?

360
00:21:50,840 --> 00:21:53,940
My dad taught me how to hunt when I was
a wee young lad.

361
00:21:54,460 --> 00:21:59,020
And he always made me wait downstairs so
that I didn't know where he was getting

362
00:21:59,020 --> 00:22:00,240
the guns and where the key was.

363
00:22:00,860 --> 00:22:04,280
Truth be told, I've known where the key
was since the fifth grade. I was just

364
00:22:04,280 --> 00:22:05,280
humoring him.

365
00:22:09,820 --> 00:22:15,020
Here she is.

366
00:22:16,040 --> 00:22:18,900
All right, let's check out the others.

367
00:22:19,860 --> 00:22:24,960
Here we have Standard 22, Lever Action.

368
00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:27,560
Personally, I'm not a big fan.

369
00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:30,320
Next, we have the Pride of the Old West
here.

370
00:22:30,830 --> 00:22:32,110
20 -gauge, double -barrel shotgun.

371
00:22:32,950 --> 00:22:33,950
Cool.

372
00:22:34,570 --> 00:22:39,370
Now, in the time I've done that and
closed it up, three football players

373
00:22:39,370 --> 00:22:41,350
tackled me and bashed my head in with a
chair.

374
00:22:41,570 --> 00:22:42,590
Not good.

375
00:22:44,330 --> 00:22:45,390
Single -action pistol.

376
00:22:46,190 --> 00:22:49,690
It's all right. I mean, if you want to
rob someone, I guess.

377
00:22:51,050 --> 00:22:56,610
Your POS -25 caliber little pistol.

378
00:22:57,490 --> 00:22:58,490
This thing...

379
00:22:58,860 --> 00:23:02,280
Couldn't kill someone if you shot point
-blank range at their eye.

380
00:23:02,780 --> 00:23:03,780
This.

381
00:23:04,300 --> 00:23:05,300
It's right here.

382
00:23:05,620 --> 00:23:08,560
This is like the dirty, hairy fucking
gun right here.

383
00:23:08,840 --> 00:23:09,840
I like that.

384
00:23:11,340 --> 00:23:12,340
Right there.

385
00:23:13,380 --> 00:23:16,160
This is probably one of my favorite
guns.

386
00:23:21,380 --> 00:23:23,760
I call her Milena.

387
00:23:24,260 --> 00:23:25,260
Okay, what are you doing?

388
00:23:26,020 --> 00:23:28,000
I am preparing the tool.

389
00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:34,160
Oh. For... to apply this. Come on, Mel.
Mel, get out of here.

390
00:23:34,740 --> 00:23:39,440
This is what I call the short skirt from
Milena right here.

391
00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:42,800
This is an illegally modified sock.

392
00:23:43,080 --> 00:23:44,080
Why is it illegal?

393
00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:48,280
Because it's illegal to make a weapon
more concealable, because you have to

394
00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:49,860
special licenses for concealed weapons.

395
00:23:50,140 --> 00:23:54,340
Fortunately, with our intents and
purposes, we don't really need to worry

396
00:23:54,340 --> 00:23:55,440
the legality of anything.

397
00:23:56,010 --> 00:23:57,690
No one cares when you order a stock.

398
00:23:57,930 --> 00:24:01,550
And why do they not care, you ask?
Because it's a piece of wood.

399
00:24:02,130 --> 00:24:03,089
That's it.

400
00:24:03,090 --> 00:24:07,390
My best time so far is 64 seconds. I
want to be able to do it at a moment's

401
00:24:07,390 --> 00:24:09,330
notice because we never know when zero
day is coming.

402
00:24:09,530 --> 00:24:10,530
Go.

403
00:25:06,379 --> 00:25:08,680
Done. 54 seconds. Hell yes!

404
00:25:09,300 --> 00:25:15,940
It's gonna stay in my dad's closet with
the long skirt on for as long as it

405
00:25:15,940 --> 00:25:20,560
needs to, indefinitely if it has to. No
one ever has to know or no one ever will

406
00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:25,260
know that I've made the short skirt
unless I tell them.

407
00:25:25,520 --> 00:25:29,920
And then, think about it, this sucker
goes on 54 seconds.

408
00:25:31,120 --> 00:25:32,760
54 seconds is all it takes.

409
00:25:33,450 --> 00:25:38,310
For me to be able to hide this sucker,
come after you. Thank you for visiting

410
00:25:38,310 --> 00:25:40,730
on this edition of Home Gun Show Review.

411
00:25:42,590 --> 00:25:45,110
For Andre and Cal, goodnight.

412
00:25:48,050 --> 00:25:50,270
Hey. Don't tell Dad, okay?

413
00:25:54,850 --> 00:25:56,870
Kermay. You're the fraud.

414
00:25:57,330 --> 00:25:59,510
No, I'm not Kermit.

415
00:26:00,130 --> 00:26:01,130
Bike.

416
00:26:01,710 --> 00:26:02,710
Bike.

417
00:26:03,620 --> 00:26:04,559
Ebenezer B.

418
00:26:04,560 --> 00:26:05,560
Hannibal.

419
00:26:06,080 --> 00:26:07,540
You're walking on someone!

420
00:26:08,120 --> 00:26:09,140
It's alright, they're kids.

421
00:26:10,180 --> 00:26:11,180
Aww.

422
00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:12,720
Is that a kid? Look, it's Willy.

423
00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:14,640
Hi, Willy.

424
00:26:15,320 --> 00:26:17,740
What are we doing? We're just making fun
of dead people.

425
00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:21,440
I like that name, Lillian. That's a cool
name.

426
00:26:22,460 --> 00:26:25,400
I don't think I like the last name
Tomlinson, though, because there's this

427
00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:30,400
who, um... See, I don't want to go
telling another story of when Cal got

428
00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:32,330
up. By a Lillian?

429
00:26:33,090 --> 00:26:35,710
No, it wasn't by a Lillian. It was by a
Tomlinson.

430
00:26:36,130 --> 00:26:37,730
So he was a big, mean fifth grader?

431
00:26:38,110 --> 00:26:40,030
No, no, no. He was like an eighth
grader.

432
00:26:40,730 --> 00:26:44,310
Where's the fun in that? I mean, I
wouldn't even have beaten up a fifth

433
00:26:44,310 --> 00:26:45,310
if I was an eighth grader.

434
00:26:46,690 --> 00:26:47,690
Yes, you would have.

435
00:26:48,130 --> 00:26:49,510
Andre's the violent one, not me.

436
00:26:50,530 --> 00:26:52,330
I just heard you say Andre's violent.

437
00:26:52,630 --> 00:26:54,490
I didn't say that. He's not violent
either.

438
00:26:55,550 --> 00:27:00,150
I don't know. Sometimes the way he talks
about people and just...

439
00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:02,700
interacts with everyone is just a
little... You mean like you?

440
00:27:04,660 --> 00:27:06,320
Not me all the time.

441
00:27:07,600 --> 00:27:10,620
He's just a little offbeat and a little
strange.

442
00:27:11,380 --> 00:27:13,920
What, do you think he's a bad influence
on me, Mom?

443
00:27:14,260 --> 00:27:16,460
Well, he doesn't like you either, so
it's okay.

444
00:27:17,440 --> 00:27:21,100
That's all right. I don't really mind
that much. It's just that, I don't know,

445
00:27:21,100 --> 00:27:27,420
you hang out with him a lot, and I just
don't want you kind of becoming like

446
00:27:27,420 --> 00:27:28,420
him.

447
00:27:29,860 --> 00:27:31,780
Why? What do you think is him?

448
00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:35,840
He has a lot of anger.

449
00:27:37,420 --> 00:27:38,900
Problems or just anger in general?

450
00:27:39,380 --> 00:27:43,120
Well, he probably has anger because he
has problems that I don't know about,

451
00:27:43,120 --> 00:27:48,880
know, but... No, it isn't like his dad
doesn't beat him or anything like that.

452
00:27:49,500 --> 00:27:54,220
I didn't... Like, I'm your friend and
all, and he's your friend, so he should

453
00:27:54,220 --> 00:27:58,220
least try and be semi -courteous to me,
but he's really not.

454
00:27:58,730 --> 00:27:59,730
He's a dick?

455
00:28:00,270 --> 00:28:01,550
Yeah, a lot of the time.

456
00:28:03,010 --> 00:28:06,290
I guess I just never conflict with him.

457
00:28:06,670 --> 00:28:11,850
Who would you consider the leader of the
Andre Cal army of two?

458
00:28:12,170 --> 00:28:13,190
Is it me or Andre?

459
00:28:13,610 --> 00:28:15,410
Andre. You think it's Andre?

460
00:28:18,470 --> 00:28:22,690
I don't know. When you're with him,
you're different than you are now.

461
00:28:23,130 --> 00:28:24,130
How am I now?

462
00:28:25,570 --> 00:28:27,770
And now you're the Cal that I've known.

463
00:28:28,350 --> 00:28:33,410
for a really long time and when you're
with Andre you're like Andre number two

464
00:28:33,410 --> 00:28:39,330
wait why why do you think that like I'm
not the he's not Cal number two and I'm

465
00:28:39,330 --> 00:28:43,890
Cal number one how do you know that he
isn't copying off of my my style yo

466
00:28:45,850 --> 00:28:50,090
Unless you have some sort of evil locked
inside that I've never seen before.

467
00:28:50,350 --> 00:28:53,670
Oh, I lock it inside. Nobody sees it. I
keep it from everyone.

468
00:28:54,050 --> 00:28:57,970
Yeah. Does he wear boxers? It's your
turn. You.

469
00:28:58,250 --> 00:29:01,010
No, no, no. You get up. You get up.

470
00:29:02,010 --> 00:29:05,490
And it is now my turn to do this to you.

471
00:29:05,910 --> 00:29:08,910
Can you tell me why you always have to
tape everything?

472
00:29:10,030 --> 00:29:11,350
Because it's kind of cool.

473
00:29:12,290 --> 00:29:13,630
And why do you think it's so cool?

474
00:29:14,310 --> 00:29:18,630
I guess that... I don't know. Why do I
take everything? I have no idea.

475
00:29:18,890 --> 00:29:19,849
Come on, Cal.

476
00:29:19,850 --> 00:29:21,670
I don't. I just like it.

477
00:29:22,470 --> 00:29:27,790
No, it's just that Andre likes me to
film girls' asses for him.

478
00:29:28,010 --> 00:29:31,810
Oh, okay. I don't think that's really
why you like to film things. I think

479
00:29:31,810 --> 00:29:33,970
you're still hiding something, Cal.

480
00:29:34,670 --> 00:29:36,410
I'm insecure and I need attention.

481
00:29:38,910 --> 00:29:40,070
Are you serious?

482
00:29:40,330 --> 00:29:44,210
Is that why you... Yeah, I seem really
insecure to you, don't I?

483
00:29:44,720 --> 00:29:48,660
Yes, Cal. Look at me, I'm... No, I don't
know.

484
00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:54,840
Well, maybe there is something that
Andre wants you to videotape for him or

485
00:29:54,840 --> 00:29:55,840
something like that.

486
00:29:56,220 --> 00:30:00,900
Not necessarily everyone's ass, but
maybe he's gay.

487
00:30:01,380 --> 00:30:03,180
And so I'm videotaping what?

488
00:30:03,920 --> 00:30:04,940
You, for him.

489
00:30:05,380 --> 00:30:08,380
I want you to get out of the town,
because now Andre's going to see you on

490
00:30:08,380 --> 00:30:09,380
tape.

491
00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:11,180
Me? I told you.

492
00:30:11,770 --> 00:30:14,290
I knew you were going to show it to him.
I'm not going to show it to him.

493
00:30:18,570 --> 00:30:21,570
Pipe bombs make excellent anti
-personnel weaponry for two reasons.

494
00:30:21,830 --> 00:30:23,610
First, they're cheap and easy to
manufacture.

495
00:30:23,830 --> 00:30:25,370
Basically, anybody can buy the
components.

496
00:30:25,790 --> 00:30:29,450
And two, because they're extremely
effective for their size.

497
00:30:30,990 --> 00:30:33,230
Baby bomb makes a big boom.

498
00:30:33,730 --> 00:30:35,610
These pipes are just normal galvanized
steel.

499
00:30:36,030 --> 00:30:38,450
Don't get plastic pipes because they'll
just end up melting.

500
00:30:38,790 --> 00:30:42,290
Don't get any more expensive metal than
galvanized steel because you're just

501
00:30:42,290 --> 00:30:43,290
going to blow it up.

502
00:30:43,390 --> 00:30:47,670
As with building any weapon, security is
key, and so you should just use common

503
00:30:47,670 --> 00:30:51,210
sense. Don't get the pipes at the same
place you get the caps. No need to raise

504
00:30:51,210 --> 00:30:54,470
any issues or questions. Just go from
store to store buying all the different

505
00:30:54,470 --> 00:30:55,890
components. They're all the same.

506
00:30:57,050 --> 00:31:00,550
When you're referring to making your
explosives, you probably don't want to

507
00:31:00,550 --> 00:31:04,490
them explosives because should someone
overhear that conversation, they'll know

508
00:31:04,490 --> 00:31:05,490
what's going on.

509
00:31:06,510 --> 00:31:08,810
You can use a code word, really
anything.

510
00:31:09,290 --> 00:31:12,990
Sunglasses, wallets, peanuts, you know,
it doesn't matter. You might laugh now

511
00:31:12,990 --> 00:31:15,350
and say, oh, they're making peanuts, ha
ha ha. That's funny.

512
00:31:16,310 --> 00:31:19,570
But if you think about it, it's the only
way that people aren't going to realize

513
00:31:19,570 --> 00:31:20,570
what's going on.

514
00:31:20,610 --> 00:31:24,690
And it could very well be the difference
between success and failure.

515
00:31:25,110 --> 00:31:28,130
I like to do everything step by step
very orderly and efficiently.

516
00:31:28,370 --> 00:31:32,190
So you take half the caps that you have
and you drill holes into them.

517
00:31:33,090 --> 00:31:35,150
You put those aside and don't touch
those for a while.

518
00:31:35,500 --> 00:31:40,080
you take fuse and you cut specific
lengths you can have a longer fuse if

519
00:31:40,080 --> 00:31:43,540
want to have lots of fun or you can have
like a short little fuse if you want to

520
00:31:43,540 --> 00:31:46,900
just have a little grenade that you
throw and blow once you're done cutting

521
00:31:46,900 --> 00:31:51,160
fuses you want to take the caps that you
drilled and you want to insert the fuse

522
00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:56,520
into the cap take the caps that you
didn't drill and fasten them onto the

523
00:31:56,520 --> 00:32:01,900
of the pipe now once they're all
fastened you want to take the powder and

524
00:32:01,900 --> 00:32:05,370
your funnel And then you want to put the
powder in. There's basically two types

525
00:32:05,370 --> 00:32:06,670
of gunpowder that you can use.

526
00:32:07,130 --> 00:32:08,870
Smokeless powder and black powder.

527
00:32:09,170 --> 00:32:13,790
Smokeless powder burns slower because
it's some chemical thing that involves

528
00:32:13,790 --> 00:32:17,790
smoke. But black powder burns faster and
makes a bigger boom.

529
00:32:18,470 --> 00:32:21,670
There's no need to spend a lot of money
on the powder because all you're getting

530
00:32:21,670 --> 00:32:23,050
is a different name on the jar.

531
00:32:23,270 --> 00:32:24,330
It's all the same shit.

532
00:32:24,730 --> 00:32:28,510
Whatever blows up faster and is cheaper
is the best stuff to go with.

533
00:32:28,770 --> 00:32:31,890
Don't wear a suit and tie when you're
doing this stuff because...

534
00:32:32,330 --> 00:32:37,070
The powder leaves black marks all over
the place, as you can see, all right, on

535
00:32:37,070 --> 00:32:38,090
the gloves.

536
00:32:38,950 --> 00:32:40,290
We had some leak out.

537
00:32:40,490 --> 00:32:43,450
It leaves it all. Now, you don't need
that on your hands and on your arms and

538
00:32:43,450 --> 00:32:46,890
your clothes or on your floor because
then, let's say, your parents or your

539
00:32:46,890 --> 00:32:49,330
friends say, hey, why do you have all
those black marks on your hands and your

540
00:32:49,330 --> 00:32:52,030
clothes? And you're going to be hard
-pressed to make an explanation.

541
00:32:52,910 --> 00:32:56,210
Shrapnel is important if you want to
kill a lot of people, and it's probably

542
00:32:56,210 --> 00:32:59,290
simplest ingredient because you can use
pretty much anything.

543
00:33:00,110 --> 00:33:01,810
We use screws here, but...

544
00:33:02,060 --> 00:33:04,240
You can use whatever the hell you feel
like.

545
00:33:05,980 --> 00:33:11,700
Thumbtacks, nails, small caliber
bullets, paper clips.

546
00:33:13,560 --> 00:33:17,780
Now that you have the pipe filled up
with shrapnel and powder, you take the

547
00:33:17,780 --> 00:33:21,400
and you just screw it on, making sure
that the fuse goes into the powder.

548
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:26,240
We've also experimented with duct taping
shrapnel to the outside.

549
00:33:27,429 --> 00:33:33,290
And as far as its effectiveness, we
can't say anything because we're not

550
00:33:33,290 --> 00:33:36,230
any of them and we won't be using them
until zero day.

551
00:33:36,650 --> 00:33:40,110
So if you really want to know, you might
want to ask a survivor.

552
00:33:45,030 --> 00:33:50,370
We've decided where the source of the
other guns will be besides Andre's

553
00:33:50,590 --> 00:33:55,430
which is going to be Chris. We're going
to take them sometime before zero day.

554
00:33:57,450 --> 00:34:01,110
I feel a little bit guilty about taking
them from Chris.

555
00:34:02,250 --> 00:34:05,330
But, you know, we are going to steal
them from him. We're going to steal them

556
00:34:05,330 --> 00:34:10,230
from him. So, like, he won't get in any
sort of trouble because of that, I don't

557
00:34:10,230 --> 00:34:11,230
think.

558
00:34:12,290 --> 00:34:17,510
I've been thinking, and it occurs to me
that a lot of people are probably going

559
00:34:17,510 --> 00:34:24,050
to wonder, like, how can somebody do
something like Zero Day, like what we're

560
00:34:24,050 --> 00:34:25,049
going to do?

561
00:34:25,050 --> 00:34:26,270
But I want to know if...

562
00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:32,679
How could somebody just... How could
somebody just kill themselves?

563
00:34:35,380 --> 00:34:38,360
How many kids want to kill themselves
and do?

564
00:34:38,719 --> 00:34:40,780
You know, thousands of kids do this.

565
00:34:41,060 --> 00:34:46,380
But how many of them realize that the
way of the samurai is found in death?

566
00:34:47,659 --> 00:34:51,420
I'm not going to leave cleanly. I'm not
just going to fade out.

567
00:34:52,100 --> 00:34:55,800
I'm going to make my mark and then...

568
00:34:56,380 --> 00:35:03,140
It'll be my time to die. I mean, it's a
lost cause when you just kill yourself,

569
00:35:03,300 --> 00:35:04,300
you know.

570
00:35:10,040 --> 00:35:15,520
It's almost a one in a million chance
that two kids like me and Andre are, you

571
00:35:15,520 --> 00:35:16,520
know, coming together.

572
00:35:18,180 --> 00:35:22,320
But, you know, that's just this town's
misfortune, I guess.

573
00:35:22,880 --> 00:35:24,680
No, fortune. It's their fortune.

574
00:35:25,509 --> 00:35:32,450
It's your fortune because you're going
to be a privileged few who get

575
00:35:32,450 --> 00:35:37,070
the wake -up call that we're delivering
to you.

576
00:35:37,890 --> 00:35:44,270
You're going to get my meeting in this
really concentrated, thick, jello -y

577
00:35:44,270 --> 00:35:50,090
poured all over your homes, and
everybody else will just have to see it

578
00:35:50,090 --> 00:35:51,090
news.

579
00:35:51,590 --> 00:35:54,940
And I know you're all going to be like,
I had a cousin who was in the school,

580
00:35:55,100 --> 00:35:58,740
and... No, good for you.

581
00:36:01,180 --> 00:36:03,020
Listen to how to tune this, everybody.

582
00:36:07,060 --> 00:36:12,720
And all these little ones down here,
they're like... All those, there's like

583
00:36:12,720 --> 00:36:15,860
strings on here, and these down at the
bottom are supposed to naturally

584
00:36:15,860 --> 00:36:21,240
harmoniously to the, to the, uh... to
these...

585
00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:27,520
Main strings right here and I even have
a broken string in here All

586
00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:34,240
right, so this is pretty much mission
three it's

587
00:36:34,240 --> 00:36:37,260
it's like a uh Training simulation.

588
00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:42,320
I guess you could call it training sim
Um, it's a weapons test. We're working

589
00:36:42,320 --> 00:36:47,560
with my cousin chris. He's who's our
unwitting patsy and accomplice Uh, he's

590
00:36:47,560 --> 00:36:49,520
gonna take us out shooting and we're
gonna record it.

591
00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:55,280
We're gonna kind of case his place at
the same time and see where he keeps

592
00:36:55,280 --> 00:36:55,839
and everything.

593
00:36:55,840 --> 00:36:59,660
And I want to make this clear right now.
He has no idea what's going on. He

594
00:36:59,660 --> 00:37:03,340
doesn't know what we're doing and he has
no knowledge of anything that's

595
00:37:03,340 --> 00:37:05,820
happening. He just thinks we're going
out to shoot with him. And that's

596
00:37:05,820 --> 00:37:09,180
what we're doing. We're just going to
shoot right now. There's nothing else

597
00:37:09,180 --> 00:37:10,178
going on.

598
00:37:10,180 --> 00:37:11,440
Nothing else going on.

599
00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:30,460
Yeah, all right Hey,

600
00:37:33,240 --> 00:37:34,240
you're both dressed for it.

601
00:37:34,420 --> 00:37:39,200
I brought a bunch of stuff. I brought
like bowling pin some cantaloupes We

602
00:37:39,200 --> 00:37:43,960
brought we brought some a Barney look
-alike a Ninja Turtle. I need you turtle

603
00:37:43,960 --> 00:37:46,880
outstanding all right all right

604
00:37:46,880 --> 00:37:53,780
Well

605
00:37:55,100 --> 00:37:56,160
That's my friend Jamie.

606
00:37:57,220 --> 00:37:59,240
He lent us a shotgun.

607
00:37:59,640 --> 00:38:01,820
Right now we're going to use the 22
first.

608
00:38:09,300 --> 00:38:12,620
Alright, we're out.

609
00:38:12,900 --> 00:38:14,060
What are we shooting next?

610
00:38:15,140 --> 00:38:16,520
We'll shoot the Lee Enfield.

611
00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:19,920
You put it in like that.

612
00:38:28,360 --> 00:38:29,360
Cool, though.

613
00:38:29,620 --> 00:38:30,620
It's really cool.

614
00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:32,400
It's loud, though.

615
00:38:32,500 --> 00:38:34,440
Yeah. Well, you want to try it, Kyle?

616
00:38:48,620 --> 00:38:49,620
He's a natural.

617
00:38:50,060 --> 00:38:51,060
Natural fillet.

618
00:38:55,740 --> 00:38:56,740
Oh, my God.

619
00:38:58,000 --> 00:38:59,000
Oh my god!

620
00:39:01,220 --> 00:39:03,720
Whoa! It knocked your glasses down.

621
00:39:06,620 --> 00:39:08,000
You're getting a lot more steady.

622
00:39:16,820 --> 00:39:18,080
Okay, who would like to try this?

623
00:39:23,360 --> 00:39:24,360
Rapid,

624
00:39:26,980 --> 00:39:27,980
come on.

625
00:39:37,670 --> 00:39:38,670
different.

626
00:39:43,010 --> 00:39:44,850
Look at how it grazed it. Look at that.

627
00:39:47,890 --> 00:39:49,850
My mommy was killed by a hunter.

628
00:39:50,090 --> 00:39:51,490
Now I will be too.

629
00:39:52,890 --> 00:39:59,530
Pull the slide forward and it's ready to
go.

630
00:40:01,890 --> 00:40:03,830
And make sure you point it right at him.

631
00:40:11,250 --> 00:40:17,250
Guns the best gun is my favorite It's
got a lot of power and a little recoil

632
00:40:41,900 --> 00:40:43,040
Is that what somebody's head looks like?

633
00:40:49,100 --> 00:40:55,320
Did you get a picture of it?

634
00:40:56,020 --> 00:40:57,540
Damn! Gee!

635
00:41:14,629 --> 00:41:15,629
Nobody's filming you.

636
00:41:17,850 --> 00:41:18,890
Why are you looking it up?

637
00:41:24,430 --> 00:41:26,710
Do you ever take them out like that?
Like all at once?

638
00:41:27,330 --> 00:41:28,328
Yeah, sometimes.

639
00:41:28,330 --> 00:41:29,330
Have all your neighbors looking?

640
00:41:30,270 --> 00:41:31,270
Well, where do you get them all?

641
00:41:31,470 --> 00:41:33,090
Oh, I bought them at, you know, a store.

642
00:41:37,670 --> 00:41:41,670
I mean, with all my guns, but... Oh, I
need to take them all back home.

643
00:41:42,960 --> 00:41:44,680
I'll tell you, I'm so freaking tired.

644
00:41:45,380 --> 00:41:48,740
Which gun do you think would be the best
act to kill somebody with?

645
00:41:49,300 --> 00:41:51,300
I don't know. They'd all pretty much
kill somebody.

646
00:41:55,860 --> 00:42:01,300
The eight ball is supposed to be the
last colorful ball with a number on it.

647
00:42:02,280 --> 00:42:03,880
Maddie, black is not colorful.

648
00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:08,560
Okay, never mind. It is, though. It's
the presence of all color.

649
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:10,400
That's the absence of all color.

650
00:42:10,700 --> 00:42:11,800
You're having a bad idea.

651
00:42:16,590 --> 00:42:17,910
No, do it this way.

652
00:42:22,150 --> 00:42:23,490
Oh, that is cool.

653
00:42:23,870 --> 00:42:26,290
That works so well.

654
00:42:30,310 --> 00:42:31,870
You need to make some dance.

655
00:42:32,590 --> 00:42:34,290
Mommy. All right, Eric, come here.

656
00:42:35,890 --> 00:42:40,210
Why do old people carry canes? To
skimomo you.

657
00:42:40,530 --> 00:42:42,030
And what's skimomo mean?

658
00:42:42,370 --> 00:42:44,950
It means they whack you with their
canes.

659
00:42:45,529 --> 00:42:50,810
What if all of the old people of the
world united and they all took over the

660
00:42:50,810 --> 00:42:51,990
world with their canes?

661
00:42:53,150 --> 00:42:54,150
That's scary.

662
00:42:55,090 --> 00:42:57,630
What if they whacked you and, like,
cracked your skull?

663
00:42:58,570 --> 00:43:01,110
No, they wouldn't get that much power.
It'd have to be a lot of little.

664
00:43:01,590 --> 00:43:05,110
It'd have to be a lot of old people,
like, whacking you and giving you

665
00:43:05,270 --> 00:43:06,270
Kind of like the birds.

666
00:43:07,470 --> 00:43:08,470
They'd be like,

667
00:43:09,090 --> 00:43:10,690
and you'd have little divots.

668
00:43:12,690 --> 00:43:15,130
Okay, go get dressed. I'm ready for some
coffee.

669
00:43:20,410 --> 00:43:24,190
Read it all out, too. The Zero Day
Envision Plan.

670
00:43:25,250 --> 00:43:26,990
Presented by the Army of Two.

671
00:43:28,550 --> 00:43:32,910
Really, one question that you guys might
have had is, why do they call it Zero

672
00:43:32,910 --> 00:43:36,390
Day? The people who've done this in the
past have always had a predetermined

673
00:43:36,390 --> 00:43:37,390
date to do it on.

674
00:43:37,890 --> 00:43:39,390
May 27th or whatever.

675
00:43:39,870 --> 00:43:42,510
That's kind of floppy because if you
have all these plans laying around

676
00:43:42,510 --> 00:43:46,810
May 27, May 27, May 27, all of it in a
circle in big red ink, people are going

677
00:43:46,810 --> 00:43:48,270
to say, well, what the hell is going on
on May 27?

678
00:43:48,490 --> 00:43:53,930
So we decided that the easiest way to do
it would be for us to coordinate

679
00:43:53,930 --> 00:43:58,310
everything so that we're ready at a
moment's notice and then do the attack

680
00:43:58,310 --> 00:44:00,970
the first day of the year that's zero
degrees.

681
00:44:01,270 --> 00:44:04,830
We set it up so that we wake up every
day at the exact same time to the exact

682
00:44:04,830 --> 00:44:06,630
same radio station, Monday through
Friday.

683
00:44:07,240 --> 00:44:10,780
We wake, and not counting Jewish
holidays, of course. When we wake up in

684
00:44:10,780 --> 00:44:12,460
morning, we hear a leather report first
thing.

685
00:44:13,340 --> 00:44:16,080
Three degrees, four degrees, below
seven.

686
00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:17,320
Doesn't work.

687
00:44:17,660 --> 00:44:22,580
The first day we hear, excuse me, first
day we hear the guy say, zero degrees,

688
00:44:22,820 --> 00:44:26,120
we get up, get our shit, blow some
people away.

689
00:44:26,960 --> 00:44:32,340
Now, the first day of school is
tomorrow, and so now we can basically

690
00:44:32,340 --> 00:44:36,300
in time. So we figured now's the best
time to go over the invasion plan.

691
00:44:36,940 --> 00:44:40,460
and basically go through the guidelines
and through the outline that we've

692
00:44:40,460 --> 00:44:45,340
produced so that you, the viewer, can go
ahead and do such a thing on your own.

693
00:44:46,480 --> 00:44:50,900
The school resource officer is basically
your main preliminary target to be

694
00:44:50,900 --> 00:44:54,880
considered. In order to maximize the
effects of your attack, you should be

695
00:44:54,880 --> 00:44:57,260
to eliminate any opposition as soon as
possible.

696
00:44:57,690 --> 00:45:01,370
Confinement of the enemy is paramount in
light of the fact that any who manages

697
00:45:01,370 --> 00:45:05,330
to escape can end your fun prematurely
by using a cell phone or other

698
00:45:05,330 --> 00:45:08,090
means of communication to alert the
outside world before it's convenient.

699
00:45:08,490 --> 00:45:12,070
Keeping to this logic, it is important
that, when conducting a room -by -room

700
00:45:12,070 --> 00:45:15,690
assault, each room's population is
thoroughly and completely reduced.

701
00:45:16,850 --> 00:45:20,450
The Army of Two has deemed it wise to
have a secondary escape plan should your

702
00:45:20,450 --> 00:45:22,070
plans go unforeseeably awry.

703
00:45:22,570 --> 00:45:26,370
However, it is not only unwise, but also
counterproductive to rely too heavily

704
00:45:26,370 --> 00:45:30,110
on said plan, in light of the fact that
you may become too comfortable with its

705
00:45:30,110 --> 00:45:31,110
implementation.

706
00:45:31,450 --> 00:45:35,790
The preceding has been a basic yet
detailed outline for our mission's

707
00:45:35,790 --> 00:45:36,790
objectives.

708
00:45:37,010 --> 00:45:42,130
In conclusion, live fast, live hard, and
die by any combination of those two.

709
00:45:42,890 --> 00:45:43,890
The end.

710
00:45:56,970 --> 00:45:58,670
I'm ready for Zero Day now.

711
00:45:59,350 --> 00:46:03,210
I'm ready for... for it to happen
whenever it happens.

712
00:46:04,390 --> 00:46:07,790
I'm standing where I need to be standing
and I'm just trying to save this...

713
00:46:07,790 --> 00:46:14,230
this spot that I'm at for when it
actually happens because... you know,

714
00:46:14,230 --> 00:46:18,830
I'm inspired, so... like, I've been
planning this forever.

715
00:46:19,990 --> 00:46:25,170
And when... and when Andre and I came
together, it was like that whole time

716
00:46:25,170 --> 00:46:29,290
before I had... you know built up my
part and he had built up his and then we

717
00:46:29,290 --> 00:46:35,450
came together and made this like point
and then from there it all just you know

718
00:46:35,450 --> 00:46:40,470
what i mean we never said you know let's
go shoot the school let's go do this

719
00:46:40,470 --> 00:46:47,190
because we didn't need to it was already
there so i'm i'm ready

720
00:46:47,190 --> 00:46:49,890
you ready

721
00:46:57,450 --> 00:46:58,388
What the fuck?

722
00:46:58,390 --> 00:46:59,390
What?

723
00:46:59,590 --> 00:47:00,670
Why are you dressed like that?

724
00:47:02,410 --> 00:47:03,410
It's a mission.

725
00:47:04,090 --> 00:47:05,130
Why aren't you dressed?

726
00:47:05,490 --> 00:47:06,950
Because you didn't tell me what the
mission was.

727
00:47:07,450 --> 00:47:10,470
If we're going to be going out
somewhere, I don't know. I don't want to

728
00:47:10,470 --> 00:47:11,470
caught off guard.

729
00:47:12,250 --> 00:47:14,270
So, you want to tell me what this secret
mission is?

730
00:47:15,190 --> 00:47:16,670
Uh, no, actually.

731
00:47:20,290 --> 00:47:21,590
So, what are we doing here now?

732
00:47:24,370 --> 00:47:25,930
The phone for Raleigh.

733
00:47:26,940 --> 00:47:28,740
Raleigh is a hard -working man.

734
00:47:29,040 --> 00:47:31,240
He turns our electricity's crank.

735
00:47:32,200 --> 00:47:36,420
He takes care of our children like a
modern -day Anne Frank.

736
00:47:36,840 --> 00:47:42,780
So if you get tired of life, if you feel
you're getting bored, the church is

737
00:47:42,780 --> 00:47:45,640
Christ's wife, the house of our Lord.

738
00:47:46,800 --> 00:47:47,800
Thank you.

739
00:47:48,520 --> 00:47:53,660
What are you doing?

740
00:47:57,610 --> 00:48:01,850
The gun may be the perfect weapon, he
said, standing between a rock and a hard

741
00:48:01,850 --> 00:48:02,850
place.

742
00:48:03,150 --> 00:48:05,090
But a gun is nothing without a bullet, I
replied.

743
00:48:06,070 --> 00:48:07,090
I am my bullet.

744
00:48:07,890 --> 00:48:14,090
I live my life along the perfect,
parabolic arc of purpose, meaning.

745
00:48:16,270 --> 00:48:20,250
And then there was that time you stepped
on the landmine, and I never forgave

746
00:48:20,250 --> 00:48:21,250
you.

747
00:48:21,730 --> 00:48:25,150
And you could feel the entire riding
fall of the Third Reich at your feet.

748
00:48:34,149 --> 00:48:35,149
Thank you.

749
00:48:40,170 --> 00:48:42,070
Do you want to tell me what the fuck
that was?

750
00:48:43,330 --> 00:48:44,330
Earlier at home.

751
00:48:44,550 --> 00:48:48,170
Yeah, I know what it was, but can you
tell me why you did it? What were you

752
00:48:48,170 --> 00:48:49,690
thinking? What the fuck?

753
00:48:55,990 --> 00:48:56,990
It's really deep.

754
00:49:01,290 --> 00:49:02,290
Wait,

755
00:49:02,330 --> 00:49:03,330
is this a comedy act?

756
00:49:04,230 --> 00:49:07,950
Guys, come on, man. Look at you guys.
There's like five other people in here.

757
00:49:08,010 --> 00:49:09,990
You guys make up 50 % of the audience.
Yeah,

758
00:49:10,790 --> 00:49:12,010
yeah. Go ahead.

759
00:49:12,350 --> 00:49:13,350
Go ahead.

760
00:49:13,390 --> 00:49:14,770
Wait, wait, wait.

761
00:49:16,370 --> 00:49:17,370
No, go ahead again.

762
00:49:17,810 --> 00:49:20,810
Dude, we paid attention when you were up
here reading theories. Why can't you

763
00:49:20,810 --> 00:49:21,749
just listen to us?

764
00:49:21,750 --> 00:49:23,290
It points me when I'm supposed to laugh.

765
00:49:23,530 --> 00:49:27,110
All right, we're getting out of here.
Sorry to worry about this, guys. We're

766
00:49:27,110 --> 00:49:28,370
leaving right now. Let's go.

767
00:49:28,850 --> 00:49:29,850
What the fuck?

768
00:49:30,130 --> 00:49:32,320
What? You take the camera. I don't even
want to hold it.

769
00:49:33,480 --> 00:49:38,160
No, you take it. I don't... Your camera,
man.

770
00:49:38,960 --> 00:49:39,960
Dude, Jesus!

771
00:49:40,160 --> 00:49:42,340
Oh, yeah, come back! Bring it! Fuck you!

772
00:49:42,880 --> 00:49:47,580
Take this. I gotta drive. No, no. Go.
Yes, take it. Dude, it was honest. How

773
00:49:47,580 --> 00:49:50,740
many times do I have to explain this
shit to you before you fucking

774
00:49:51,220 --> 00:49:52,220
I'm sorry, Lieutenant.

775
00:49:52,780 --> 00:49:55,980
You quit rolling the seat forward when
you get out of the fucking car.

776
00:49:57,680 --> 00:49:59,500
Forgive me for speaking so bluntly, sir.

777
00:49:59,950 --> 00:50:01,850
And stop talking like you're in the
fucking military.

778
00:50:02,690 --> 00:50:05,370
What happens if they go home and they
tell their parents, hey, guess what

779
00:50:05,370 --> 00:50:08,410
happens? I'm getting an army shirt. So
then they're like, oh, do they go to

780
00:50:08,410 --> 00:50:11,210
school? Why, yes, they do. Well, I'm
going to call the principal and get on

781
00:50:11,210 --> 00:50:13,810
phone with him right away. They call the
principal. You get called out of the

782
00:50:13,810 --> 00:50:15,910
office. You get sent to counseling or
something.

783
00:50:16,270 --> 00:50:20,470
Your parents tighten down on you. They
call my parents. My parents tighten down

784
00:50:20,470 --> 00:50:21,470
on me.

785
00:50:22,090 --> 00:50:23,090
Fuck!

786
00:50:23,750 --> 00:50:24,750
Now what?

787
00:50:25,270 --> 00:50:26,590
Where do you want to go? What do you
want to do?

788
00:50:27,850 --> 00:50:28,850
We're done.

789
00:50:29,289 --> 00:50:33,210
So, so we're done here? We're done,
we're done, we're done. Here, okay.

790
00:50:33,210 --> 00:50:34,550
the, start the, start the car.

791
00:50:36,810 --> 00:50:37,810
Pull up to the exit.

792
00:50:38,390 --> 00:50:41,730
Okay, ready? I want you to close your
eyes.

793
00:50:43,310 --> 00:50:44,450
Okay. And drive.

794
00:50:44,650 --> 00:50:48,050
Go. You're gonna tell me where to go?
Yeah, do it. Go.

795
00:50:48,810 --> 00:50:52,230
Close your eyes. Uh, turn right, right,
right, right. Come on, keep them closed.

796
00:50:52,290 --> 00:50:53,209
Right, right.

797
00:50:53,210 --> 00:50:56,870
Okay, straight, straight, straight. Are
they really closed? Come on, close them.

798
00:50:57,410 --> 00:50:58,249
Which way?

799
00:50:58,250 --> 00:50:59,250
Uh, left.

800
00:51:00,450 --> 00:51:01,750
Okay, now turn, start up left.

801
00:51:02,130 --> 00:51:03,130
Ready, straight.

802
00:51:04,130 --> 00:51:05,990
Okay. That looked crazy.

803
00:51:11,190 --> 00:51:13,270
This is what my dad and I used to do
weeks ago.

804
00:51:13,690 --> 00:51:14,690
Just in case.

805
00:51:14,830 --> 00:51:16,710
You just go like this and then you're
missing a pool.

806
00:51:17,410 --> 00:51:18,410
Like this.

807
00:51:18,430 --> 00:51:19,430
Well, I wrote this.

808
00:51:20,470 --> 00:51:22,730
No, wait. I remember that. I remember
that.

809
00:51:25,370 --> 00:51:25,930
It

810
00:51:25,930 --> 00:51:35,070
doesn't

811
00:51:35,070 --> 00:51:37,310
work! It doesn't work!

812
00:51:37,930 --> 00:51:38,930
Mom,

813
00:51:40,030 --> 00:51:41,090
it doesn't work!

814
00:51:42,710 --> 00:51:46,810
Stop! I do. Did you press the red
button? I did. Or did you press the

815
00:51:46,810 --> 00:51:47,810
blue button?

816
00:51:53,210 --> 00:51:59,990
Our original plan was that zero day
would be on zero degrees, but it only

817
00:51:59,990 --> 00:52:05,170
happened once because it was so warm
this winter, and that was the day that

818
00:52:05,170 --> 00:52:06,370
Andre had diarrhea.

819
00:52:06,810 --> 00:52:10,730
So we set a date, yeah, May 1st.

820
00:52:12,090 --> 00:52:16,570
It was kind of interesting how we
thought fate was going to decide when

821
00:52:16,570 --> 00:52:20,490
happened, but in a way, May 1st is fate,
too.

822
00:52:24,110 --> 00:52:29,550
When we started, you know, Andre and I
had this plan that we were going to do

823
00:52:29,550 --> 00:52:35,050
this at our school and jump in the
getaway car and go from state to state

824
00:52:35,050 --> 00:52:36,050
the same thing.

825
00:52:37,130 --> 00:52:43,770
And, you know, Andre may not realize
this, but that's not going to happen at

826
00:52:43,770 --> 00:52:44,770
all.

827
00:52:45,490 --> 00:52:48,670
You know, I'm coming out in a black
plastic bag.

828
00:52:50,770 --> 00:52:51,770
Yep, that's it.

829
00:52:58,020 --> 00:53:04,300
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12,
13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22,

830
00:53:04,300 --> 00:53:07,200
23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30 hours.

831
00:53:07,400 --> 00:53:08,840
That's more than an entire day.

832
00:53:09,960 --> 00:53:12,220
Yep. Someone's got to sift through all
that.

833
00:53:12,900 --> 00:53:16,920
Okay, I just have a question. I was
wondering if you're actually sure that

834
00:53:16,920 --> 00:53:20,640
they're going to wonder if we have a
safety deposit box and look at it, are

835
00:53:20,640 --> 00:53:21,519
going to...

836
00:53:21,520 --> 00:53:24,980
make a statement somewhere so that
they'll, in a place that they're sure to

837
00:53:24,980 --> 00:53:29,800
it. I mean, why would they check this?
The way I figured it, the day before we

838
00:53:29,800 --> 00:53:35,960
do it, we could, or sometime ahead of
time, before we do it, we can do a kind

839
00:53:35,960 --> 00:53:41,080
of like a last will and testament kind
of tape and saying, you know, by the

840
00:53:41,140 --> 00:53:44,280
we've left these tapes in a safety
deposit box in my name.

841
00:53:45,020 --> 00:53:46,240
And then just be like, yeah.

842
00:53:46,560 --> 00:53:47,560
Leave it to someone.

843
00:53:47,800 --> 00:53:49,920
Yeah, we'll leave it in the car when we
go in.

844
00:53:50,220 --> 00:53:51,220
Oh, yeah.

845
00:53:51,259 --> 00:53:53,980
And the last shot will be us walking in.

846
00:53:54,300 --> 00:53:56,200
And then they won't see anything else
after that.

847
00:53:56,800 --> 00:53:59,300
And they're going to actually watch
them, though.

848
00:54:00,020 --> 00:54:01,020
Wouldn't you watch them?

849
00:54:02,220 --> 00:54:06,200
I mean, think about it. Everything we
ever did, everything we ever owned,

850
00:54:06,300 --> 00:54:09,340
everything we own right now is going to
be scrutinized under the biggest

851
00:54:09,340 --> 00:54:10,740
microscope the world can produce.

852
00:54:12,080 --> 00:54:13,300
I don't like that idea.

853
00:54:14,060 --> 00:54:17,920
Well, get used to it. Every CD you have,
every video game they're going to go

854
00:54:17,920 --> 00:54:20,380
through and say, oh, Mortal Kombat, it
was because of that.

855
00:54:20,840 --> 00:54:25,420
Yeah, but it wasn't because of any of
that. It wasn't, but that's just how

856
00:54:25,420 --> 00:54:30,400
stupid people are. I don't know. Get rid
of all your stuff, because... That's

857
00:54:30,400 --> 00:54:32,700
like body cavity searching.

858
00:54:33,120 --> 00:54:38,260
I don't want people looking at my ass,
and I don't want people looking at all

859
00:54:38,260 --> 00:54:39,260
stuff.

860
00:54:39,560 --> 00:54:40,560
That's a good point.

861
00:54:40,960 --> 00:54:42,780
No, you just burn it or something.

862
00:54:57,080 --> 00:54:59,760
Is this gonna burn? Oh, yes.

863
00:55:04,140 --> 00:55:08,340
What did you contribute to our little
bonfire of fun here tonight?

864
00:55:08,600 --> 00:55:10,060
We've got video games.

865
00:55:10,960 --> 00:55:14,340
PlayStation games. We've got DVDs. Lots
of CDs.

866
00:55:15,920 --> 00:55:17,060
Lots more CDs.

867
00:55:19,680 --> 00:55:21,800
We've got assault weapons.

868
00:55:22,640 --> 00:55:24,600
Uh, we've got Lord of the Flies.

869
00:55:25,020 --> 00:55:29,500
I had to read that for a book report in
8th grade.

870
00:55:29,840 --> 00:55:30,578
What'd you think?

871
00:55:30,580 --> 00:55:31,980
I thought I kicked ass, actually.

872
00:55:32,440 --> 00:55:39,000
My trusty old Sunday school Bible, and I
got this nice little snake sticker for

873
00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:40,860
memorizing the books of the New
Testament.

874
00:55:41,380 --> 00:55:47,100
Matthew, Mark, Luke, uh, John, Acts,

875
00:55:47,540 --> 00:55:50,500
Romans, uh...

876
00:55:51,280 --> 00:55:58,260
1st Corinthians, 2nd Corinthians, we
didn't get it from any video games,

877
00:55:58,560 --> 00:56:00,100
movies, CDs.

878
00:56:00,600 --> 00:56:05,620
This is our idea and nobody else's.

879
00:56:06,760 --> 00:56:07,860
What is that?

880
00:56:08,340 --> 00:56:11,060
This is a note I got from a girl in like
the 8th grade.

881
00:56:11,320 --> 00:56:12,320
Aww.

882
00:56:13,400 --> 00:56:15,500
Let me read it. Come on, let me read it.

883
00:56:15,740 --> 00:56:16,740
Andre.

884
00:56:17,020 --> 00:56:19,380
I've really enjoyed being in Mr.

885
00:56:19,820 --> 00:56:21,880
Ackerman's class with you this year.

886
00:56:22,120 --> 00:56:28,280
Mr. Ackerman is... Come on, come on. No,
come on, no. No, no, no. He's dumb,

887
00:56:28,360 --> 00:56:30,740
but... Come on. No.

888
00:56:30,940 --> 00:56:37,520
But you always made me laugh with the
jokes that you made about him, except

889
00:56:37,520 --> 00:56:40,860
the time that he heard you and you got
kicked out of class.

890
00:56:41,480 --> 00:56:42,480
Frowny face.

891
00:56:42,700 --> 00:56:44,760
Alright, enough now. I don't want to say
her name.

892
00:56:45,160 --> 00:56:46,220
Alright, it's enough.

893
00:56:54,060 --> 00:56:55,520
So how much stuff have we burned?

894
00:56:58,940 --> 00:57:03,140
Um... I'd probably say like... Two and a
half, three thousand dollars.

895
00:57:05,240 --> 00:57:06,260
Yeah, I can go with that.

896
00:57:07,840 --> 00:57:09,180
Huh? Shit.

897
00:57:10,210 --> 00:57:11,210
We gotta do it now.

898
00:57:12,310 --> 00:57:15,990
Yeah, I think we just burned all of our
worldly possessions.

899
00:57:16,650 --> 00:57:17,650
Everything.

900
00:57:19,190 --> 00:57:21,470
So what's going on with you in the prom?
Are you still going with that chick?

901
00:57:22,090 --> 00:57:22,948
What chick?

902
00:57:22,950 --> 00:57:24,190
That Rachel bitch.

903
00:57:25,570 --> 00:57:26,570
Yeah.

904
00:57:27,210 --> 00:57:28,210
Why?

905
00:57:31,550 --> 00:57:32,550
Why not?

906
00:57:32,670 --> 00:57:36,030
I don't know. She's just kind of weird.
I don't like her. She thinks I'm some

907
00:57:36,030 --> 00:57:37,030
kind of fucking psycho.

908
00:57:37,370 --> 00:57:38,650
She's always afraid of me.

909
00:57:39,790 --> 00:57:41,790
You are a fucking psycho.

910
00:57:42,690 --> 00:57:43,970
Yeah, but so are you.

911
00:57:44,850 --> 00:57:45,850
Yeah, you're right.

912
00:57:45,910 --> 00:57:49,190
She doesn't even realize. Oh, it must be
your pretty boy blonde good looks.

913
00:57:49,750 --> 00:57:52,490
What do you mean? Oh, I'm going to play
with my hair now.

914
00:57:52,830 --> 00:57:54,630
Oh. Shut up.

915
00:57:54,970 --> 00:57:56,190
When did she ask you?

916
00:57:57,010 --> 00:57:58,050
Like, last week.

917
00:57:58,910 --> 00:58:02,510
Just after my acne cleared up. I don't
know. What's going on?

918
00:58:03,030 --> 00:58:07,210
Hey, who's the acne one here? Yo, shut
up. All right? Shut up.

919
00:58:07,550 --> 00:58:09,760
Don't. I can't believe you got asked.

920
00:58:10,940 --> 00:58:12,600
No, you're not going with anybody, are
you?

921
00:58:13,020 --> 00:58:17,140
No. No. Well, who says I didn't get
asked? I just didn't want to go.

922
00:58:17,480 --> 00:58:19,780
You didn't get asked. That's a pile of
shit.

923
00:58:20,180 --> 00:58:21,180
So?

924
00:58:24,200 --> 00:58:27,460
That makes sense. They're going to say
one of us was the leader.

925
00:58:29,200 --> 00:58:33,680
I really don't... I mean, we joke, but I
really don't think any one of us is

926
00:58:33,680 --> 00:58:37,540
more of a leader than the other. Why
don't we split the press releases?

927
00:58:38,370 --> 00:58:41,850
All right? All right. I could be leader
for half, you could be leader for half.

928
00:58:42,150 --> 00:58:43,150
Sounds good.

929
00:58:45,330 --> 00:58:47,230
Look at it dying out. That is so cool.

930
00:58:48,630 --> 00:58:50,730
See, every time the wind blows, it just
goes out a little more.

931
00:58:51,630 --> 00:58:55,810
And the way we talked about zero day,
it's almost like this fire is supposed

932
00:58:55,810 --> 00:59:01,230
burn like a thousand feet tall and never
burn out.

933
00:59:03,430 --> 00:59:05,350
But look at it. It's like black crap
now.

934
00:59:11,820 --> 00:59:13,200
We got a good shot of Greg here.

935
00:59:13,840 --> 00:59:15,080
Baby playing with the lights.

936
00:59:15,280 --> 00:59:18,000
What if I wasn't in love with the whip?
She's had enough of me, Josh.

937
00:59:18,320 --> 00:59:19,320
She's had enough of me.

938
00:59:19,580 --> 00:59:20,680
She's had enough of me, man.

939
00:59:20,980 --> 00:59:21,980
Ryan! Hey, hey.

940
00:59:22,160 --> 00:59:23,160
Oh, hey, whoa.

941
00:59:23,280 --> 00:59:24,580
Quiet, quiet. Guys, guys, guys.

942
00:59:24,780 --> 00:59:26,920
Can you let him in? What does he have
with him?

943
00:59:29,680 --> 00:59:30,680
Hi,

944
00:59:31,500 --> 00:59:32,880
Cal. Nice to meet you.

945
00:59:33,100 --> 00:59:35,940
I mean, we haven't really formally met.
Josh, how you doing?

946
00:59:36,320 --> 00:59:38,260
Come on in. Close the door. We gotta get
going.

947
00:59:38,820 --> 00:59:39,820
Cal, say hi.

948
00:59:41,970 --> 00:59:43,110
How come you don't talk?

949
00:59:44,470 --> 00:59:45,470
Greg.

950
00:59:46,210 --> 00:59:46,788
What's up?

951
00:59:46,790 --> 00:59:47,830
Not much.

952
00:59:48,110 --> 00:59:49,110
Talk to me, Greg.

953
00:59:50,130 --> 00:59:51,530
I'm going stag to the prom.

954
00:59:51,850 --> 00:59:52,850
Woo, baby.

955
00:59:52,930 --> 00:59:53,930
Yeah. Yeah.

956
00:59:54,210 --> 00:59:55,450
All right. We're going stag.

957
00:59:55,690 --> 00:59:56,690
We're going stag.

958
00:59:57,170 --> 00:59:59,310
You guys, you got to sit back. You got
to make room for her. I don't know where

959
00:59:59,310 --> 01:00:01,010
she's going to sit. Come on, the prom.

960
01:00:01,350 --> 01:00:02,490
Let's go. Okay, let's go.

961
01:00:04,130 --> 01:00:06,090
I'm getting it. I'm coming. I'm coming.
I'm trying.

962
01:00:06,310 --> 01:00:08,310
This is going to be a good time, guys.

963
01:00:09,360 --> 01:00:10,480
I told you to hit your face.

964
01:00:11,520 --> 01:00:12,980
Guys, this is gonna rock the ass.

965
01:00:13,760 --> 01:00:15,160
Okay, wait, wait, wait. What?

966
01:00:15,680 --> 01:00:19,260
It's gonna rock the ass. Rocking the
ass. It's gonna rock the ass.

967
01:00:19,700 --> 01:00:20,700
Hey.

968
01:00:22,420 --> 01:00:23,420
Hey. Hi.

969
01:00:23,760 --> 01:00:26,140
How you doing? We're partying some prom,
baby.

970
01:00:26,400 --> 01:00:29,200
Prom stands for promenade. I don't think
he speaks English very well.

971
01:00:29,620 --> 01:00:30,620
What? I don't know.

972
01:00:31,020 --> 01:00:32,020
We're famous.

973
01:00:32,100 --> 01:00:33,680
Would you stop fucking saying that?

974
01:00:34,200 --> 01:00:35,760
Jesus. You're gay.

975
01:00:35,980 --> 01:00:38,060
Shut up. Girls don't say what they mean,
right?

976
01:00:38,260 --> 01:00:39,178
You're right.

977
01:00:39,180 --> 01:00:43,520
You're right. They say something and
they mean another. Right. Just as an

978
01:00:43,520 --> 01:00:47,000
example. I would like you to give me a
blowjob right now. And you say it.

979
01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:50,580
what you mean. It's like, I'm upset. It
means I'm upset. It doesn't mean I was

980
01:00:50,580 --> 01:00:51,780
happy and I'm upset.

981
01:00:52,060 --> 01:00:54,520
And I don't know what it is. What the
hell are you talking about?

982
01:00:55,060 --> 01:00:57,500
Oh, people are waving at us. Oh, my
gosh. There are people here.

983
01:00:58,400 --> 01:00:59,400
Hey.

984
01:00:59,780 --> 01:01:02,520
All right. Let's get the last shot of
everybody. Last shot of everybody. Last

985
01:01:02,520 --> 01:01:06,100
shot. Right through. Hey, I don't get in
this shot. All right. Fire away.

986
01:01:06,400 --> 01:01:07,400
Come on.

987
01:01:07,620 --> 01:01:08,620
Let's go.

988
01:01:10,640 --> 01:01:13,040
I got to go first. I got to go first.
No, I'm not saying it.

989
01:01:19,180 --> 01:01:20,180
Hey,

990
01:01:21,700 --> 01:01:22,700
Andre.

991
01:01:23,020 --> 01:01:24,100
What are you doing with the camera?

992
01:01:24,420 --> 01:01:27,820
Hi. Well, I just thought I came by and
take a little footage for the family

993
01:01:27,820 --> 01:01:29,120
archives as it is, you know.

994
01:01:29,860 --> 01:01:32,320
Maybe, who knows, maybe I'll send it to
your grandma in Montreal.

995
01:01:33,780 --> 01:01:35,560
So that is a fabulous job now.

996
01:01:35,780 --> 01:01:36,780
Oh, yeah.

997
01:01:36,880 --> 01:01:38,060
How long until you're done?

998
01:01:38,360 --> 01:01:39,360
Now.

999
01:01:42,279 --> 01:01:44,220
I'm pretty much all set. You want to get
out of here?

1000
01:01:45,240 --> 01:01:46,240
Hey, André.

1001
01:01:46,340 --> 01:01:47,340
Do you want to get out of here?

1002
01:01:47,660 --> 01:01:53,260
Yeah. I thought we could maybe do a
little driving lesson on the way home.

1003
01:01:53,520 --> 01:01:54,520
Sounds good.

1004
01:01:55,000 --> 01:01:56,000
Watch the cars.

1005
01:01:57,180 --> 01:01:59,040
Really? I'm not supposed to jump in one
of them?

1006
01:01:59,640 --> 01:02:00,640
Not just yet.

1007
01:02:01,740 --> 01:02:02,740
Okay, was it busy tonight?

1008
01:02:03,400 --> 01:02:04,359
It was alright.

1009
01:02:04,360 --> 01:02:08,100
I mean, you know, yeah, I get to wipe
down at the end of the night.

1010
01:02:08,880 --> 01:02:09,880
Woohoo.

1011
01:02:10,200 --> 01:02:13,860
Hey, listen, somebody has to do it. We
all started it. You know where I

1012
01:02:14,700 --> 01:02:15,700
We all did this.

1013
01:02:16,900 --> 01:02:20,200
You cannot start up on the top as the
head pizza man.

1014
01:02:20,640 --> 01:02:25,140
That's true, but luckily I have
absolutely no desire to be head pizza

1015
01:02:25,260 --> 01:02:26,038
I'm good.

1016
01:02:26,040 --> 01:02:27,940
Don't become the head pizza man either.

1017
01:02:28,200 --> 01:02:31,380
Yeah, don't I know it. There are better
and bigger things out there for you.

1018
01:02:32,040 --> 01:02:33,040
Yeah.

1019
01:02:33,940 --> 01:02:35,160
Like you wouldn't believe.

1020
01:02:35,500 --> 01:02:36,520
Oh, I do believe.

1021
01:02:40,240 --> 01:02:43,940
Whoa! Take that curve a little bit
slower next time, please.

1022
01:02:44,160 --> 01:02:47,180
Remember, this is a driving lesson. This
is not Le Mans.

1023
01:02:48,220 --> 01:02:54,380
I realize it's only a pizza drop, and
you don't seem to be doing that

1024
01:02:54,380 --> 01:02:58,100
thing there, but it's amazing how much
it made you grow up in the last few

1025
01:02:58,100 --> 01:02:59,900
months, maybe even a year already by
now.

1026
01:03:01,020 --> 01:03:04,460
If you keep this up, you're going to
have that car paid in no time.

1027
01:03:05,060 --> 01:03:09,010
Hopefully. I never thought I was, now
wait a minute, I'm not finished with my

1028
01:03:09,010 --> 01:03:12,430
speech here, but you know how difficult
this is for me.

1029
01:03:12,730 --> 01:03:15,950
I never thought I was going to say this,
but I'm proud of you.

1030
01:03:16,790 --> 01:03:17,749
You did good.

1031
01:03:17,750 --> 01:03:19,350
You never thought you were going to say
it?

1032
01:03:19,610 --> 01:03:24,270
Well, not that I don't always mean it,
but you know me, I'm having a problem

1033
01:03:24,270 --> 01:03:25,270
with saying these things.

1034
01:03:25,590 --> 01:03:28,510
Absolutely. It's not necessarily the
macho thing to say.

1035
01:03:29,010 --> 01:03:30,010
Yeah.

1036
01:03:30,250 --> 01:03:34,270
So keep doing what you're doing, and
you'll do just fine.

1037
01:03:34,850 --> 01:03:37,170
Like I said, that car should be paid for
in no time.

1038
01:03:37,810 --> 01:03:41,310
And who knows, your mom and I will maybe
even help you out a little bit.

1039
01:03:41,570 --> 01:03:42,570
Sounds good.

1040
01:04:04,270 --> 01:04:05,750
I'll show you quiet, fucker!

1041
01:04:06,710 --> 01:04:10,230
And while you're down there, you want
to... Shut up!

1042
01:04:12,170 --> 01:04:13,210
Brian, you're horrible.

1043
01:04:13,530 --> 01:04:14,530
Brian's a dick.

1044
01:04:15,370 --> 01:04:19,950
So, Reach, how you been? There's nothing
wrong with being a little wimp.

1045
01:04:20,170 --> 01:04:21,550
How long have we known each other?

1046
01:04:22,090 --> 01:04:23,230
A long time.

1047
01:04:24,090 --> 01:04:26,690
Yeah. How long have you known he's gay?

1048
01:04:27,010 --> 01:04:28,790
Too long. A long time.

1049
01:04:30,110 --> 01:04:31,610
Hardy har har!

1050
01:04:32,910 --> 01:04:34,790
So, so how do you how do you feel about
me?

1051
01:04:35,510 --> 01:04:36,930
Take me to Andre's, please.

1052
01:04:37,710 --> 01:04:40,730
Oh Andre, like everybody knows where
Andre's is. Oh Andre, I don't know. Do

1053
01:04:40,730 --> 01:04:41,509
know where Andre's is?

1054
01:04:41,510 --> 01:04:45,430
No, actually I don't. Maybe, maybe not
go to Andre's.

1055
01:04:46,010 --> 01:04:49,270
Yeah, how about you just show it up?
Yeah. He doesn't know where Andre is.

1056
01:04:49,270 --> 01:04:50,530
he doesn't know how to get there.

1057
01:04:51,250 --> 01:04:54,150
Uh, can you take me to a specific place?

1058
01:04:54,730 --> 01:04:55,730
Okay, ready.

1059
01:04:56,450 --> 01:04:57,450
Do you really have to go?

1060
01:04:57,970 --> 01:05:02,410
Alright, one? Yeah, yeah, I have to go.
So you wouldn't mind if I ask for Rachel

1061
01:05:02,410 --> 01:05:07,290
for the remainder of the festivities? Of
course you can ask for Rachel.

1062
01:05:07,590 --> 01:05:09,090
Rachel? Bye, Josh.

1063
01:05:09,610 --> 01:05:11,510
Yo, yo, he wants to know where you go.

1064
01:05:12,670 --> 01:05:14,750
Not this one right here. No, this Andre.

1065
01:05:15,190 --> 01:05:16,190
Now, gay?

1066
01:05:16,350 --> 01:05:18,450
Is there a gay associated with him in
Andre? No.

1067
01:05:18,670 --> 01:05:19,670
No? No.

1068
01:05:19,790 --> 01:05:20,790
Now, what's the matter?

1069
01:05:20,910 --> 01:05:26,350
Now, you're gonna take a quick left
right after... Nothing, we're having

1070
01:05:26,470 --> 01:05:30,190
Rachel's fine. We're all having fun.
Yeah, Wheeler, I think, is the name.

1071
01:05:31,790 --> 01:05:34,230
Wow. Is he gonna come out and say hello
to everyone?

1072
01:05:34,470 --> 01:05:35,308
I'm really sure.

1073
01:05:35,310 --> 01:05:36,930
Is he gonna come out and greet them? You
want him to?

1074
01:05:37,310 --> 01:05:39,990
I know you love singing. I know, I do.

1075
01:05:40,450 --> 01:05:42,410
That one right there. Stop, like, right
here.

1076
01:05:42,730 --> 01:05:43,910
Right here? Yeah.

1077
01:05:44,570 --> 01:05:45,570
I'll be right back.

1078
01:05:45,770 --> 01:05:46,770
Yeah.

1079
01:05:47,150 --> 01:05:49,690
I'll be right back. Put this little
thing up. Where's he going?

1080
01:05:49,930 --> 01:05:51,230
He's going to see Andre.

1081
01:05:51,890 --> 01:05:54,290
Okay, what's the matter? What's the
matter with Andre?

1082
01:05:54,710 --> 01:05:57,270
There's a lot that's the matter with
Andre. Like what?

1083
01:05:57,530 --> 01:05:59,150
I don't know. Anything like Cal?

1084
01:06:00,670 --> 01:06:04,730
Cal? That's supposed to be... He's just
quiet.

1085
01:06:05,050 --> 01:06:06,110
Oh, hi, Cal. Cal!

1086
01:06:06,390 --> 01:06:07,288
What's up?

1087
01:06:07,290 --> 01:06:08,269
Cal's back.

1088
01:06:08,270 --> 01:06:10,330
Yeah, so Andre's naked.

1089
01:06:11,030 --> 01:06:12,030
Great.

1090
01:06:12,610 --> 01:06:14,070
So I'm going to...

1091
01:06:14,540 --> 01:06:16,720
Go meet him. I'm the gay one. Naked.

1092
01:06:18,060 --> 01:06:20,580
Yeah, I'll be naked. Let him go. Just
let him go. That's fine.

1093
01:06:20,880 --> 01:06:21,738
Are you okay?

1094
01:06:21,740 --> 01:06:24,220
Bye, Cal. It was nice meeting you. I'll
see you and bye.

1095
01:06:24,640 --> 01:06:26,800
Oh. Nice meeting you, Cal. Bye, oh.

1096
01:06:27,380 --> 01:06:29,000
Bye. Did you say?

1097
01:06:29,360 --> 01:06:30,980
Did you say you and bye? You and bye,
oh.

1098
01:06:32,780 --> 01:06:33,780
Oh,

1099
01:06:33,880 --> 01:06:35,200
I get it. Yeah, it's funny.

1100
01:06:36,940 --> 01:06:40,300
Bye, Cal. See you later, man. Bye. Nice
meeting you. Bye. Totally.

1101
01:06:40,640 --> 01:06:42,540
Yeah, I had a good time. Bye, Cal.

1102
01:06:42,820 --> 01:06:43,820
You rock out.

1103
01:06:44,010 --> 01:06:45,010
You rock, yeah!

1104
01:06:45,830 --> 01:06:46,830
Okay,

1105
01:06:48,550 --> 01:06:49,550
I don't like him.

1106
01:06:51,150 --> 01:06:57,610
All right,

1107
01:07:00,410 --> 01:07:01,410
go.

1108
01:07:02,390 --> 01:07:04,310
Okay, some things then.

1109
01:07:04,530 --> 01:07:05,810
We acted alone.

1110
01:07:07,330 --> 01:07:09,290
We obtained the weapons alone.

1111
01:07:10,310 --> 01:07:12,910
And nobody knew that we were going to do
this.

1112
01:07:14,549 --> 01:07:19,970
Our parents had nothing to do with this,
and so everybody knows they didn't

1113
01:07:19,970 --> 01:07:23,070
know anything about it.

1114
01:07:23,590 --> 01:07:27,890
I mean, when our parents find these
tapes, I mean, what are they going to

1115
01:07:27,990 --> 01:07:31,470
Oh, my God, I was asleep upstairs while
they were in the basement recording

1116
01:07:31,470 --> 01:07:33,390
this. We could have known. We could have
stopped them.

1117
01:07:33,990 --> 01:07:36,350
No, no. That's bullshit, Mom.

1118
01:07:36,650 --> 01:07:40,790
Don't worry about that. All right, so
you found it, and you think, Jesus, I'm

1119
01:07:40,790 --> 01:07:42,590
sending them to counseling. We have to
stop this.

1120
01:07:43,050 --> 01:07:47,910
We'd go through counseling, you know,
we'd wait a period, and then... We'd

1121
01:07:47,910 --> 01:07:48,910
come out and do it anyway.

1122
01:07:49,070 --> 01:07:53,270
Exactly. You know, you could think that
you've cured us, and we'll make you

1123
01:07:53,270 --> 01:07:57,850
believe that, but you can't cure
somebody who has nothing wrong with

1124
01:07:58,270 --> 01:07:59,730
Don't feel guilty about this.

1125
01:08:00,010 --> 01:08:01,450
I mean, it's not your fault. We love
you.

1126
01:08:01,970 --> 01:08:05,630
I mean, we weren't morons like every
other loser that's done this. I mean, we

1127
01:08:05,630 --> 01:08:08,750
weren't a bunch of fuckos and retards
who were just starving for attention.

1128
01:08:08,970 --> 01:08:09,970
We fooled everybody.

1129
01:08:10,210 --> 01:08:12,250
I mean, even if we hadn't.

1130
01:08:12,720 --> 01:08:14,240
Could you blame them for not noticing?

1131
01:08:15,480 --> 01:08:18,700
I mean, who wants to think that their
son, their student, their classmate,

1132
01:08:18,700 --> 01:08:23,180
peer, their employee is going to do
something like that? There are no

1133
01:08:23,220 --> 01:08:25,500
And you're all going to look for them,
but you're not going to find them.

1134
01:08:25,779 --> 01:08:29,580
So fuck you. Fuck that. Fuck the
reasons. There are none.

1135
01:08:30,180 --> 01:08:37,060
This isn't our fault. I mean, you made
me what

1136
01:08:37,060 --> 01:08:38,060
I am.

1137
01:08:38,380 --> 01:08:42,479
For years, I've been tormented by all of
you assholes.

1138
01:08:43,279 --> 01:08:48,560
Okay? I was called a faggot for walking
down the hall in school in a shirt that

1139
01:08:48,560 --> 01:08:50,220
came from fucking J .C. Penney.

1140
01:08:50,520 --> 01:08:52,560
It's a fucking shirt. Who the fuck
cares?

1141
01:08:53,460 --> 01:08:59,359
In Europe, in the medieval times, if
somebody insulted somebody, you know,

1142
01:08:59,359 --> 01:09:02,819
whipped out your fucking sword and you
dueled them and you killed them.

1143
01:09:03,920 --> 01:09:06,979
And... Make no mistake, we've been
insulted.

1144
01:09:07,640 --> 01:09:09,819
Now it's time for the duel.

1145
01:09:11,420 --> 01:09:14,700
I know that this will be my last day.

1146
01:09:15,700 --> 01:09:22,540
Zero day is my last day, but that one
day, I'm going to live more

1147
01:09:22,540 --> 01:09:26,660
fully than anyone has lived in their
entire lives.

1148
01:09:27,760 --> 01:09:31,200
We will be more powerful than God.

1149
01:09:32,340 --> 01:09:33,700
We're going to be God.

1150
01:09:34,880 --> 01:09:36,439
No mistake about that.

1151
01:09:37,020 --> 01:09:38,439
Will be fucking God.

1152
01:09:38,779 --> 01:09:41,279
I mean we decide who lives and who dies.

1153
01:09:41,740 --> 01:09:46,460
Anybody who manages to get out. Years
from now their fucking puny little life

1154
01:09:46,460 --> 01:09:47,960
going to have meaning. And they're going
to thank us.

1155
01:09:48,319 --> 01:09:50,979
Because they're going to think that God
spared their lives.

1156
01:09:51,340 --> 01:09:56,580
It's too bad that this is what we have
to do. But we're doing it so.

1157
01:09:57,760 --> 01:10:02,760
And don't waste this opportunity. Don't
just say that these people's lives were

1158
01:10:02,760 --> 01:10:04,780
lost for nothing.

1159
01:10:05,300 --> 01:10:06,300
Because.

1160
01:10:09,000 --> 01:10:13,300
Stupid, just wake up. We're not trying
to waste anybody's life. We're trying to

1161
01:10:13,300 --> 01:10:15,080
show people what they should value.

1162
01:10:16,400 --> 01:10:21,160
Respect and love your fellow man. I
mean, it might seem like we're

1163
01:10:21,160 --> 01:10:25,180
for saying these kind of things because
we're not, or at least you don't think

1164
01:10:25,180 --> 01:10:28,820
we're doing that. But we're doing the
most respectful, most loving thing we

1165
01:10:28,820 --> 01:10:29,820
do right now.

1166
01:10:31,340 --> 01:10:32,340
We're all animals.

1167
01:10:33,340 --> 01:10:34,860
And eventually we'll all die out.

1168
01:10:36,220 --> 01:10:37,620
So enjoy it while you can.

1169
01:10:38,710 --> 01:10:39,710
One more thing.

1170
01:10:40,190 --> 01:10:44,510
I have a safety deposit box at the First
National Bank. I hereby bequeath it to

1171
01:10:44,510 --> 01:10:47,810
CNN and Wolf Blitzer, or any media
people who want it.

1172
01:10:49,290 --> 01:10:50,290
That's it.

1173
01:10:51,990 --> 01:10:52,990
Yeah.

1174
01:10:58,380 --> 01:11:01,260
I don't want to, like, trash his
computer or anything. All right, we'll

1175
01:11:01,260 --> 01:11:03,920
his computer alone, but we've got to
make it look like we broke in. There's a

1176
01:11:03,920 --> 01:11:07,760
party across the street. I mean, it
makes it a little different. We're not

1177
01:11:07,760 --> 01:11:09,160
egging Brad Huff's house.

1178
01:11:09,460 --> 01:11:12,800
There's still people sitting on the
porch, so I don't... That won't be a

1179
01:11:12,800 --> 01:11:14,580
problem. We'll try to go around back.

1180
01:11:21,560 --> 01:11:22,560
God.

1181
01:11:22,780 --> 01:11:24,260
Dude, camouflage really works.

1182
01:11:43,670 --> 01:11:44,670
It worked?

1183
01:11:45,610 --> 01:11:46,610
No shit.

1184
01:11:47,030 --> 01:11:52,150
All right, just, I'll be right through
the window.

1185
01:11:58,970 --> 01:12:05,130
Is that the one you want?

1186
01:12:05,550 --> 01:12:07,650
Why don't we sit the bag out on the bed
and we'll take everything out.

1187
01:12:07,890 --> 01:12:08,890
Here, let's do it.

1188
01:12:14,730 --> 01:12:15,950
Okay, good. No, they didn't fall out.

1189
01:12:16,630 --> 01:12:17,850
Backup shotgun, just in case.

1190
01:12:18,710 --> 01:12:20,510
Put the thing down and just take it.

1191
01:12:20,750 --> 01:12:21,830
We don't need to mess with it, right?

1192
01:12:22,390 --> 01:12:26,130
Wait, I want to see what's that. He took
the indicator thing off. All right, I'm

1193
01:12:26,130 --> 01:12:27,410
going to put it back. Let's just get out
of here.

1194
01:12:28,390 --> 01:12:31,810
I don't want to get my brain blown out
before zero day.

1195
01:12:32,610 --> 01:12:34,170
Okay, can we leave now?

1196
01:12:34,630 --> 01:12:37,450
Wait, wait, we just did... Relax, hold
on, hold on. Take a breath.

1197
01:12:38,170 --> 01:12:40,710
Relax. We're okay. No problems here.

1198
01:12:41,010 --> 01:12:42,290
We got everything we came for.

1199
01:12:42,780 --> 01:12:45,480
Yeah. You know what? As for everything
else, it'll take them a while. I'm

1200
01:12:45,480 --> 01:12:46,480
writing Chris a note.

1201
01:12:47,780 --> 01:12:48,780
Why?

1202
01:12:49,460 --> 01:12:52,860
I... No, you're gonna fuck everything
up. Don't leave a note. What if he finds

1203
01:12:52,860 --> 01:12:53,860
it before it's time?

1204
01:12:55,380 --> 01:12:58,040
Is the next card okay? Or an old thank
you note envelope?

1205
01:12:58,400 --> 01:12:59,400
Yeah. Oh, right here.

1206
01:12:59,680 --> 01:13:01,700
Just something that's... Right here.

1207
01:13:02,480 --> 01:13:03,480
Chris.

1208
01:13:03,800 --> 01:13:05,020
What am I gonna say?

1209
01:13:05,360 --> 01:13:08,280
Uh, sorry we stole your guns. Needed it
for our secret plan.

1210
01:13:08,820 --> 01:13:11,040
We stole your guns. We need it for a
movie.

1211
01:13:11,840 --> 01:13:17,710
Yeah. Hope you had fun at

1212
01:13:17,710 --> 01:13:20,390
your... Your mama's.

1213
01:13:21,030 --> 01:13:22,030
Mama's.

1214
01:13:23,550 --> 01:13:27,650
Stay here. When I pull up, bring the
stuff out. I'll be back in two minutes.

1215
01:13:28,030 --> 01:13:29,310
That would not be him.

1216
01:13:29,790 --> 01:13:31,230
Hi. Hi.

1217
01:13:31,630 --> 01:13:32,630
What's up, Dylan?

1218
01:13:32,770 --> 01:13:33,890
Just making a little video.

1219
01:13:34,230 --> 01:13:35,230
Of the neighbors?

1220
01:13:35,470 --> 01:13:36,470
Yeah.

1221
01:13:41,710 --> 01:13:42,710
Give me the camera.

1222
01:13:44,850 --> 01:13:45,890
Oh, my God.

1223
01:13:46,150 --> 01:13:48,170
Pick it up. Hurry up. We don't have time
for this. Let's go.

1224
01:13:48,670 --> 01:13:49,670
Take it.

1225
01:13:50,510 --> 01:13:51,510
Oh, my God.

1226
01:13:57,650 --> 01:14:00,390
Did we just...

1227
01:14:39,730 --> 01:14:41,890
I'm nervous as all fuck today.

1228
01:14:43,590 --> 01:14:45,130
Want to make sure we have everything.

1229
01:14:47,050 --> 01:14:48,050
Alright.

1230
01:14:49,730 --> 01:14:53,190
I don't think I can tell you how nervous
I am. That's you.

1231
01:14:53,450 --> 01:14:54,830
Be careful with that.

1232
01:14:59,130 --> 01:15:01,770
Here are the .45 and the carbine.

1233
01:15:02,410 --> 01:15:04,310
Who takes the Glock? I take the Glock.

1234
01:15:04,550 --> 01:15:05,550
Do you want it?

1235
01:15:06,610 --> 01:15:09,290
It's not going to start taping again.
It's not going to tape over what we did.

1236
01:15:09,370 --> 01:15:10,370
It's not going to erase anything.

1237
01:15:10,590 --> 01:15:11,590
No. You're sure?

1238
01:15:12,270 --> 01:15:13,410
You started a fresh spot?

1239
01:15:14,310 --> 01:15:15,330
Fresh spot, yeah.

1240
01:15:15,610 --> 01:15:16,610
Alright, good.

1241
01:15:17,330 --> 01:15:18,330
What are you doing?

1242
01:15:19,690 --> 01:15:20,690
Dude,

1243
01:15:25,150 --> 01:15:28,210
I want you to know, like, I couldn't
have done this with anyone else.

1244
01:15:28,730 --> 01:15:33,360
Like, I don't know what What would have
happened to me if we hadn't been

1245
01:15:33,360 --> 01:15:34,360
friends?

1246
01:15:36,400 --> 01:15:38,980
I don't think that I

1247
01:15:38,980 --> 01:15:45,500
could have done this

1248
01:15:45,500 --> 01:15:51,720
without anybody else

1249
01:15:51,720 --> 01:15:54,800
either.

1250
01:15:56,280 --> 01:15:57,280
Ready?

1251
01:15:59,980 --> 01:16:06,560
Get this shit done Keep the tires and
light the fires

1252
01:16:42,620 --> 01:16:43,780
911, what's your emergency?

1253
01:16:44,220 --> 01:16:46,080
Yeah, I think there's a shooting at my
school.

1254
01:16:46,300 --> 01:16:49,600
We have units on the way. Do you see any
perpetrators, the men with the guns?

1255
01:16:49,760 --> 01:16:50,860
No, not really.

1256
01:16:51,140 --> 01:16:54,100
Can you tell me where you are?

1257
01:16:55,060 --> 01:16:58,000
How many people? Can you see the
perpetrators? Can you see the guys with

1258
01:16:58,000 --> 01:17:00,180
guns? Are you inside or outside?

1259
01:17:01,660 --> 01:17:02,660
Shots fired.

1260
01:17:03,420 --> 01:17:04,820
Hello? Shots fired.

1261
01:17:06,140 --> 01:17:07,140
Hello?

1262
01:17:07,960 --> 01:17:08,960
Hello?

1263
01:17:09,180 --> 01:17:10,180
Hello?

1264
01:17:11,240 --> 01:17:12,240
Can you pick up?

1265
01:17:12,470 --> 01:17:16,170
Hello? Can you tell me where you are?
Can you tell me where you are?

1266
01:17:18,170 --> 01:17:19,170
Where are you at?

1267
01:17:22,310 --> 01:17:27,630
Did you see her fall?

1268
01:17:28,630 --> 01:17:34,730
I think they're dead. It really doesn't
matter now. They're gonna die. There's

1269
01:17:34,730 --> 01:17:35,730
two people.

1270
01:17:36,330 --> 01:17:37,330
Male.

1271
01:17:38,070 --> 01:17:39,110
There's two shooters, male.

1272
01:17:41,530 --> 01:17:42,710
Hello, can you pick up?

1273
01:17:43,850 --> 01:17:46,350
It's our little buddy. How you doing,
little buddy?

1274
01:17:47,270 --> 01:17:50,470
Come on. No, hold up, hold up. We got a
phone call here.

1275
01:17:50,810 --> 01:17:52,750
Hold on. Any last words?

1276
01:17:53,030 --> 01:17:53,909
Come on.

1277
01:17:53,910 --> 01:17:56,050
Andre. Perpetrator's name is Andre.

1278
01:17:58,690 --> 01:17:59,690
Andre?

1279
01:18:00,010 --> 01:18:01,010
Andre?

1280
01:18:01,430 --> 01:18:02,430
Can you pick up?

1281
01:18:02,790 --> 01:18:03,790
Hey, everybody!

1282
01:18:06,070 --> 01:18:07,070
Hi.

1283
01:18:07,510 --> 01:18:09,710
Several people in the room.

1284
01:18:24,700 --> 01:18:26,620
Shut up!

1285
01:18:30,880 --> 01:18:33,680
Shots fired, shots fired.

1286
01:18:46,090 --> 01:18:47,510
Can you hear me, Andre?

1287
01:18:52,070 --> 01:18:53,510
Andre, can you pick up?

1288
01:19:52,360 --> 01:19:54,280
One of

1289
01:19:54,280 --> 01:20:02,280
the

1290
01:20:02,280 --> 01:20:03,640
victims talking to a perpetrator.

1291
01:20:05,580 --> 01:20:06,580
What?

1292
01:20:15,690 --> 01:20:16,690
You're still alive.

1293
01:20:16,930 --> 01:20:18,830
One of the victims is trying to reason
with him.

1294
01:20:22,370 --> 01:20:23,370
Stop.

1295
01:20:24,230 --> 01:20:26,530
You want me to stop?

1296
01:20:51,710 --> 01:20:52,790
Perpetrators indicate a pistol.

1297
01:20:54,850 --> 01:20:55,990
There's more than one weapon.

1298
01:20:57,410 --> 01:20:58,530
There's more than one weapon.

1299
01:20:59,110 --> 01:21:00,110
Cal, look.

1300
01:21:00,590 --> 01:21:01,590
It's Greg.

1301
01:21:02,730 --> 01:21:03,730
Greg,

1302
01:21:03,930 --> 01:21:06,490
sit down, man. Sit down and relax.

1303
01:21:08,330 --> 01:21:09,970
Sir. I like that.

1304
01:21:11,010 --> 01:21:14,550
I can't kill you. You're too pathetic.

1305
01:21:15,630 --> 01:21:17,770
You're going to live today, man. You're
going to live.

1306
01:21:22,250 --> 01:21:23,530
Several shops, rapid fire.

1307
01:21:27,110 --> 01:21:28,110
Hey!

1308
01:21:33,070 --> 01:21:35,370
Hey look! It's another guy behind the
couch!

1309
01:21:36,070 --> 01:21:38,150
There's a victim behind the couch.
Nothing?

1310
01:21:38,410 --> 01:21:39,410
Not even a hook?

1311
01:21:54,800 --> 01:21:59,540
He totally went back in his fucking bag.

1312
01:21:59,800 --> 01:22:01,280
One of the victims has escaped.

1313
01:22:01,800 --> 01:22:05,840
The male victim has left the room. He
may be coming out.

1314
01:22:06,440 --> 01:22:07,620
He should be coming out.

1315
01:22:11,340 --> 01:22:12,740
Oh, look. He fell.

1316
01:22:16,740 --> 01:22:17,740
How you doing, buddy?

1317
01:22:20,160 --> 01:22:21,640
Andre, can you pick up?

1318
01:22:22,840 --> 01:22:23,840
Andre?

1319
01:22:26,540 --> 01:22:27,840
Hello, can you pick up?

1320
01:22:31,480 --> 01:22:32,480
Weapons loaded.

1321
01:22:36,120 --> 01:22:37,120
Andre?

1322
01:22:39,160 --> 01:22:40,180
Can you pick up?

1323
01:22:43,440 --> 01:22:45,480
There's absolutely nobody left in here.

1324
01:22:51,690 --> 01:22:52,950
Anybody else alive in here?

1325
01:22:53,770 --> 01:22:54,770
Just us.

1326
01:22:54,890 --> 01:22:56,630
Perpetrators indicating no one in the
room.

1327
01:22:56,890 --> 01:22:57,890
Yeah, we said it.

1328
01:22:58,450 --> 01:23:00,670
Perpetrators indicate no one in the room
alive.

1329
01:23:04,070 --> 01:23:05,330
Hello, can you pick up?

1330
01:23:07,290 --> 01:23:08,290
Andre?

1331
01:23:09,030 --> 01:23:10,030
Can you pick up?

1332
01:23:12,810 --> 01:23:13,810
Andre?

1333
01:23:17,010 --> 01:23:18,010
Open, empty.

1334
01:23:22,990 --> 01:23:24,450
Andre, can you pick up?

1335
01:23:24,930 --> 01:23:30,630
Look out there.

1336
01:23:32,070 --> 01:23:33,890
That is a lot of fucking cops.

1337
01:23:34,170 --> 01:23:39,290
Come on, let's go get a couple. You're
talking about shooting and responding

1338
01:23:39,290 --> 01:23:40,290
units?

1339
01:23:40,610 --> 01:23:42,110
Come on, let's go.

1340
01:23:42,350 --> 01:23:43,590
One perpetrator is apprehensive.

1341
01:23:43,890 --> 01:23:44,890
I'm done.

1342
01:23:45,470 --> 01:23:48,910
How are you done? I'm not done.

1343
01:23:56,140 --> 01:24:03,020
It's all right. Would you rather get
shot by cops or by

1344
01:24:03,020 --> 01:24:04,019
yourself?

1345
01:24:04,020 --> 01:24:05,280
Am I on attempted suicide?

1346
01:24:05,920 --> 01:24:06,920
Yes, you're right.

1347
01:24:07,080 --> 01:24:08,200
Am I on attempted suicide?

1348
01:24:09,280 --> 01:24:10,740
You guess or you know.

1349
01:24:10,960 --> 01:24:12,780
I know. I'm talking about suicide.

1350
01:24:14,300 --> 01:24:15,219
You're right.

1351
01:24:15,220 --> 01:24:16,380
I'm talking about suicide.

1352
01:24:17,240 --> 01:24:18,740
Yeah. Andre?

1353
01:24:19,820 --> 01:24:21,220
Andre? I'm Adam.

1354
01:24:21,540 --> 01:24:23,480
Andre, can you pick up the phone?

1355
01:24:27,860 --> 01:24:28,860
Andre,

1356
01:24:29,500 --> 01:24:32,460
we can work this out. Can you pick up
the line?

1357
01:24:36,620 --> 01:24:37,620
All right.

1358
01:24:37,680 --> 01:24:38,680
Andre, can you answer?

1359
01:24:39,420 --> 01:24:40,500
Hey, Andre, where are you?

1360
01:24:42,860 --> 01:24:43,860
Andre, where are you?

1361
01:24:45,940 --> 01:24:48,420
One. I think they're going to do it.
Two. Wait.

1362
01:24:50,660 --> 01:24:53,400
I can't do it.

1363
01:24:54,660 --> 01:24:55,660
Andre's apprehensive.

1364
01:24:55,860 --> 01:24:57,040
I just can't do it.

1365
01:24:57,340 --> 01:24:58,580
One perpetrator is apprehensive.

1366
01:25:01,460 --> 01:25:02,460
Andre. Andre.

1367
01:25:03,220 --> 01:25:05,200
I can't. We can get you out of this,
Andre.

1368
01:25:06,120 --> 01:25:08,760
Andre, I can get you out of this. Just
pick up the phone.

1369
01:25:10,040 --> 01:25:12,840
Andre. Andre, I just can't do it. Andre,
we'll get you out.

1370
01:25:13,660 --> 01:25:16,280
You don't have to think about it. It
doesn't have to be this way. I can't do

1371
01:25:16,380 --> 01:25:18,560
Andre, we can get you out of here.

1372
01:25:19,700 --> 01:25:20,700
Andre,

1373
01:25:22,120 --> 01:25:23,120
can you answer?

1374
01:25:23,440 --> 01:25:24,440
Give me a yes.

1375
01:25:24,600 --> 01:25:26,780
Yes. Andre, we can get you out of this.

1376
01:25:28,040 --> 01:25:29,040
One, two,

1377
01:25:29,720 --> 01:25:30,720
three,

1378
01:25:33,480 --> 01:25:37,240
go? Or one, two, go?

1379
01:25:37,900 --> 01:25:40,320
Like one, two, three, go?

1380
01:25:40,680 --> 01:25:43,580
Do we shoot on four or do we shoot on
three? I can get you out of this. Just

1381
01:25:43,580 --> 01:25:46,600
pick up the phone. Everybody shoots on
four. So it's like one, two, three,

1382
01:25:46,720 --> 01:25:47,720
shoot.

1383
01:25:48,280 --> 01:25:50,900
They're agreeing on the numbers. One,
two, three, bang.

1384
01:25:51,400 --> 01:25:54,860
One, two, three, bang? Not one, two,
bang. Okay, gotcha.

1385
01:25:57,290 --> 01:25:58,610
Andre? One.

1386
01:25:59,790 --> 01:26:00,790
Andre? Two.

1387
01:26:01,570 --> 01:26:03,890
We can get you out of this. Why don't
you pick up the phone?

1388
01:26:05,970 --> 01:26:06,970
Shots fired.

1389
01:26:12,230 --> 01:26:13,250
Perpetrators may be down.

1390
01:26:21,770 --> 01:26:22,830
Open your window. Open your window.

1391
01:26:35,950 --> 01:26:36,950
Fucking media.

1392
01:26:38,370 --> 01:26:39,730
Take that all over the place.

1393
01:26:39,970 --> 01:26:43,290
Yo, we're gonna be on the other side,
guys. It's not even like... Those guys

1394
01:26:43,290 --> 01:26:46,510
can't see anything where we're going.
They're just gonna hear about it in the

1395
01:26:46,510 --> 01:26:48,370
morning. Is that them?

1396
01:26:48,590 --> 01:26:49,568
Wait, where?

1397
01:26:49,570 --> 01:26:51,190
Right there, right there. See over
there?

1398
01:26:51,470 --> 01:26:53,030
Right there. See those crosses?

1399
01:26:54,370 --> 01:26:55,510
All 14 of them.

1400
01:26:56,590 --> 01:26:57,670
You guys got everything?

1401
01:26:57,990 --> 01:27:01,210
We got them.

1402
01:27:02,490 --> 01:27:03,530
This is the first one.

1403
01:27:04,340 --> 01:27:07,620
Yeah, they don't go to school here. I
don't know who all of them are.

1404
01:27:08,140 --> 01:27:09,140
I don't know.

1405
01:27:11,500 --> 01:27:12,500
That's right.

1406
01:27:12,960 --> 01:27:13,960
Right here.

1407
01:27:14,100 --> 01:27:15,120
That's Jason.

1408
01:27:15,660 --> 01:27:16,660
No, that's not him.

1409
01:27:17,700 --> 01:27:20,400
Oh, I don't know. Guys, let's be a
little more respectful, all right?

1410
01:27:21,120 --> 01:27:22,380
I don't know who they are.

1411
01:27:23,100 --> 01:27:24,100
Oh, my.

1412
01:27:25,140 --> 01:27:27,380
No. Guys, what's that noise? It's
getting louder.

1413
01:27:28,200 --> 01:27:29,200
Is this your light?

1414
01:27:29,740 --> 01:27:32,260
What's the good thing about killing
what?

1415
01:27:38,670 --> 01:27:44,430
Whoa, this one's... What, what, what?
It's one of those refrigerators. Did you

1416
01:27:44,430 --> 01:27:45,750
see anybody there? No, nobody.

1417
01:27:45,990 --> 01:27:46,889
You sure?

1418
01:27:46,890 --> 01:27:47,890
Can I find them?

1419
01:27:48,010 --> 01:27:49,550
They're right here, man. There they are.

1420
01:27:50,170 --> 01:27:54,410
Look, people wrote shit all over it. We
love you, Andre. We are praying for you.

1421
01:27:54,410 --> 01:27:55,410
What's this bullshit?

1422
01:27:55,470 --> 01:27:57,810
Go douse that one. Hold on. Go fucking
douse that.

1423
01:27:58,050 --> 01:27:58,889
Hold on.

1424
01:27:58,890 --> 01:27:59,890
Soak it, soak it good.

1425
01:28:07,990 --> 01:28:09,450
They're going to fucking burn good.

1426
01:28:11,470 --> 01:28:14,370
One, two, three. Get them up. Okay.

1427
01:28:16,850 --> 01:28:17,850
Oh, yeah.

1428
01:28:18,150 --> 01:28:19,150
Burn, you bastards.

1429
01:28:22,310 --> 01:28:23,990
Burn in hell, motherfuckers.

1430
01:28:25,730 --> 01:28:29,470
Burn. Come on, let's go. Let's go. Let's
go. Let's go. Let's get the hell out of

1431
01:28:29,470 --> 01:28:30,470
here.

1432
01:28:34,170 --> 01:28:35,170
Get this shit.

1433
01:28:35,280 --> 01:28:36,520
Look at that shit fucking burn.

1434
01:28:36,940 --> 01:28:40,680
Nice. Nice. Okay, go. Go. I got it. Get
that?

1435
01:28:42,040 --> 01:28:43,640
That's your soul's on fire, man.

1436
01:29:00,000 --> 01:29:02,480
Have you ever felt such glory?

1437
01:29:03,760 --> 01:29:04,960
Maybe in a...

1438
01:29:17,700 --> 01:29:24,260
I wish that I could feel like nothing's
wrong

1439
01:29:48,300 --> 01:29:49,720
the peak of the

1440
01:30:36,590 --> 01:30:38,850
Be careful of where you're walking.

1441
01:30:39,250 --> 01:30:42,430
Be aware of what you're wanting.

1442
01:30:43,030 --> 01:30:46,590
Do you believe you can be strong?

1443
01:30:50,070 --> 01:30:55,450
We can burn it all down and spread that
fire.

1444
01:31:07,690 --> 01:31:10,310
Red stems and thorns are shooting.

1445
01:31:10,950 --> 01:31:14,610
What are we doing standing here?

1446
01:31:17,530 --> 01:31:24,350
Everyone I know is reaching for

1447
01:31:24,350 --> 01:31:26,110
the peak of the...

1448
01:31:43,980 --> 01:31:44,980
Thank you.