1 00:00:52,385 --> 00:00:55,555 Oh, my God, it's just so pretty out here. 2 00:00:56,222 --> 00:00:57,599 It's paradise. 3 00:00:57,682 --> 00:00:59,976 Wait, so are we buying this house? 4 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:03,605 Well, we got to see it first before we know if we want it. 5 00:01:03,688 --> 00:01:05,440 Can we go inside and look around? 6 00:01:05,523 --> 00:01:08,193 No, Carter, we're going to drive past the house really fast 7 00:01:08,276 --> 00:01:09,694 and throw all our money at it. 8 00:01:09,778 --> 00:01:11,780 That's how you buy a house. 9 00:01:11,863 --> 00:01:14,741 Look at these trees. Gorgeous. 10 00:01:15,617 --> 00:01:18,328 There must be a country club around here, right? 11 00:01:23,666 --> 00:01:26,419 Okay, we're coming up on it. Here it is. 12 00:01:26,961 --> 00:01:29,422 Oh, my God. This is it? 13 00:01:30,173 --> 00:01:32,884 Honey, I can't believe this. 14 00:01:43,603 --> 00:01:47,690 Hey, Carter, we're not going to run around like animals, okay? 15 00:01:53,154 --> 00:01:56,407 Oh, my God, it's even nicer than the photos. 16 00:01:56,491 --> 00:01:58,743 - I told you. - It's stunning! 17 00:01:58,827 --> 00:02:01,538 Lake view. Lake access. 18 00:02:01,621 --> 00:02:03,706 Did you say "lake access," Mr. Brannock? 19 00:02:03,790 --> 00:02:04,916 I did, Mrs. Brannock. 20 00:02:09,921 --> 00:02:13,716 Hey, Ellie, what are you reading Pride and Prejudice on that thing? 21 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:16,302 I'm just texting pictures of our new house. 22 00:02:16,386 --> 00:02:19,180 It's not our house... yet. 23 00:02:20,557 --> 00:02:21,557 Hey. 24 00:02:21,891 --> 00:02:23,476 Who's that guy? 25 00:02:24,853 --> 00:02:26,479 It's our competition, buddy. 26 00:02:26,563 --> 00:02:28,690 You should run in there and scare him away. 27 00:02:30,859 --> 00:02:35,196 - Ellie. Put it away or it's mine. - Hurry, you guys are slow pokes. 28 00:02:39,284 --> 00:02:41,161 - Why don't you go look around? - Okay. 29 00:02:42,370 --> 00:02:43,370 Whoa. 30 00:02:44,706 --> 00:02:46,416 It's a little sterile. 31 00:02:46,499 --> 00:02:48,918 I don't know. I think you could make it perfect, right? 32 00:02:49,002 --> 00:02:50,545 Like you always do. 33 00:02:50,628 --> 00:02:51,546 Stop. 34 00:02:52,964 --> 00:02:55,508 - I'll go see they don't destroy the place. - Okay. 35 00:03:01,723 --> 00:03:03,725 - What do you think, kid? - There's a pool. 36 00:03:05,727 --> 00:03:08,646 Okay, Jasper, time to go home. 37 00:03:08,730 --> 00:03:11,566 Come on, Jasper. Come on. 38 00:03:11,649 --> 00:03:13,818 Time to leave. Let's just... 39 00:03:13,902 --> 00:03:16,237 Jasper, I'm going to go without you. I am... 40 00:03:16,988 --> 00:03:19,157 Hi. Jasper, say hello. 41 00:03:21,534 --> 00:03:23,244 - Hello. - Hi. 42 00:03:23,328 --> 00:03:27,498 A baby's skeleton has 100 more bones than an adult's skeleton. 43 00:03:32,503 --> 00:03:36,841 It's this dumbwaiter, you know. It's a national treasure. 44 00:03:36,925 --> 00:03:40,094 I'm the president of the local Preservation Society. 45 00:03:40,178 --> 00:03:43,765 We've have had 14 meetings about this dumbwaiter alone. 46 00:03:43,848 --> 00:03:44,891 Oh. 47 00:03:47,435 --> 00:03:48,978 It's a national treasure. 48 00:03:51,147 --> 00:03:52,147 Lovely house. 49 00:03:54,442 --> 00:03:58,321 Take your phone out. Google "dumbwaiter." 50 00:04:04,494 --> 00:04:06,704 - Hello. - Hello. 51 00:04:07,747 --> 00:04:10,500 - Can you sign in for me, please? - Oh, yeah, sure. 52 00:04:14,921 --> 00:04:15,921 Karen? 53 00:04:19,050 --> 00:04:21,261 Nora? Nora Miller? 54 00:04:21,344 --> 00:04:22,929 Oh, my gosh. 55 00:04:23,012 --> 00:04:25,974 Shut the front door! 56 00:04:26,057 --> 00:04:27,517 This is incredible. 57 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:28,935 - Oh, my God. - How are you? 58 00:04:29,018 --> 00:04:31,396 - I haven't seen you in a million years. - Wait, are you... 59 00:04:31,479 --> 00:04:33,439 - Are you showing this house? - Yes, I am. 60 00:04:33,523 --> 00:04:35,650 I don't think I've seen you since RISD, right? 61 00:04:35,733 --> 00:04:36,567 Nope. 62 00:04:36,651 --> 00:04:38,945 Oh, my God, you look fantastic. 63 00:04:39,028 --> 00:04:40,863 - Please. You do. You look amazing. - Oh. 64 00:04:41,447 --> 00:04:43,825 And it's Nora Brannock these days, 65 00:04:43,908 --> 00:04:46,452 which still feels weird after all this time. 66 00:04:46,536 --> 00:04:48,413 What about you? You were married, right? 67 00:04:48,496 --> 00:04:49,747 I was married, yeah. 68 00:04:50,373 --> 00:04:53,251 - Long story, but, anyway, what about you? - Oh, I'm sorry. 69 00:04:53,334 --> 00:04:56,629 I never pictured you ending up in the suburbs 70 00:04:56,713 --> 00:04:59,382 'cause you were crunchy, before that was a thing. 71 00:04:59,465 --> 00:05:00,550 I was not. 72 00:05:00,633 --> 00:05:02,385 I saw that piece about you in the Times. 73 00:05:02,468 --> 00:05:05,471 I mean, oh, my God, some giant gallery show. 74 00:05:05,555 --> 00:05:09,058 My first solo. Ceramics at a new gallery in Tribeca. 75 00:05:09,142 --> 00:05:11,185 You are fucking doing it. 76 00:05:11,269 --> 00:05:14,689 'Cause look at me. Not me... I'm like, "Fuck painting." 77 00:05:14,772 --> 00:05:16,858 Yeah, I'm just going to marry rich. 78 00:05:16,941 --> 00:05:18,026 Just easier that way. 79 00:05:20,570 --> 00:05:21,570 Hi. 80 00:05:23,990 --> 00:05:24,991 Dad! 81 00:05:26,200 --> 00:05:27,035 Yeah, buddy. 82 00:05:27,118 --> 00:05:29,412 Look, it's an elevator. 83 00:05:29,495 --> 00:05:32,498 Actually it's called a dumbwaiter. I just found out about it. 84 00:05:32,582 --> 00:05:36,169 You know, they used to send food up and down between the floors. 85 00:05:36,794 --> 00:05:38,629 - Wow. That's so cool. - Cool. I know. 86 00:05:38,713 --> 00:05:39,922 Can we try it out? 87 00:05:40,590 --> 00:05:42,592 That's a great idea. Yeah, run upstairs. 88 00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:44,343 I'll send it up. 89 00:05:56,814 --> 00:05:57,814 Sick. 90 00:06:14,916 --> 00:06:17,835 Oh, my God. Dad, don't do that. 91 00:06:17,919 --> 00:06:20,088 Hey, you okay? What is it? 92 00:06:20,922 --> 00:06:22,131 It's nothing, I'm just... 93 00:06:22,256 --> 00:06:24,467 Ah... You don't love it. 94 00:06:25,134 --> 00:06:26,344 - It's not bad. - What is it? 95 00:06:26,427 --> 00:06:28,346 I'm going to miss all my friends. 96 00:06:28,429 --> 00:06:29,429 Bubba... 97 00:06:30,056 --> 00:06:32,392 We're only going to be an hour away from the city. 98 00:06:32,475 --> 00:06:34,936 Besides, I never see you talking to your friends in person. 99 00:06:35,019 --> 00:06:38,898 It's always on the TikTok and the Snap Crackle and the... 100 00:06:38,981 --> 00:06:42,193 What makes it really unique is that, 101 00:06:42,276 --> 00:06:44,529 you know, it's a sophisticated house, 102 00:06:44,612 --> 00:06:46,364 but it's really feminine, you know. 103 00:06:46,447 --> 00:06:48,199 - And you never see that. - Beautiful. 104 00:06:48,282 --> 00:06:49,367 Excuse me. 105 00:06:49,450 --> 00:06:53,371 Did indentured servants build this home? Do you know? 106 00:06:55,706 --> 00:06:59,377 What? I mean, how would I know? 107 00:07:00,002 --> 00:07:01,587 Oh. Thought you might. 108 00:07:03,005 --> 00:07:04,215 It's a beauty, isn't it? 109 00:07:06,801 --> 00:07:08,177 Gotta see the pool. 110 00:07:08,261 --> 00:07:10,388 It's a more realistic blue than the ocean. 111 00:07:10,471 --> 00:07:11,471 Oh. 112 00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:19,605 Nora, come see. 113 00:07:41,169 --> 00:07:42,169 There he is. 114 00:07:42,962 --> 00:07:44,547 Dean, honey! 115 00:07:45,131 --> 00:07:46,549 Karen, this is my husband. 116 00:07:47,133 --> 00:07:50,553 Karen and I went to RISD together and guess who's showing this house? 117 00:07:50,636 --> 00:07:51,822 - Oh, you're kidding. - Mm-hmm. 118 00:07:51,846 --> 00:07:55,016 Hubba, hubba. I mean... Wow. 119 00:07:55,099 --> 00:07:56,142 Okay, stop. 120 00:07:57,560 --> 00:07:59,020 So, what do you think? 121 00:07:59,937 --> 00:08:01,564 - Yeah, I love it. - Yeah. 122 00:08:02,190 --> 00:08:03,190 I love you. 123 00:08:03,566 --> 00:08:04,817 Oh, honey. 124 00:08:04,901 --> 00:08:06,903 - I want to make an offer. - What? 125 00:08:06,986 --> 00:08:09,405 - Really? That easy? - Mmm. Yeah. 126 00:08:09,989 --> 00:08:11,324 - Okay. - Yeah. 127 00:08:11,407 --> 00:08:15,661 All right then, you two discuss and I only have to tell you that there's, 128 00:08:15,745 --> 00:08:17,914 you know, two other offers on the table 129 00:08:18,623 --> 00:08:22,335 and you just have to go over asking so... dig deep. 130 00:08:23,377 --> 00:08:24,670 - Okay. - Thanks, Karen. 131 00:08:28,841 --> 00:08:31,093 Come on, Steve. This is America, right? 132 00:08:31,177 --> 00:08:33,179 Everybody buys a house they can't afford. 133 00:08:33,262 --> 00:08:35,139 - You know the problem? - What? 134 00:08:35,223 --> 00:08:37,558 - The bankruptcy. - That was ten years ago. 135 00:08:37,642 --> 00:08:40,019 Dean, there's only so much I can do. 136 00:08:40,102 --> 00:08:42,271 The fact is, with your current income, 137 00:08:42,355 --> 00:08:45,107 you guys just don't qualify for a jumbo loan this size. 138 00:08:45,858 --> 00:08:47,902 What if it wasn't a jumbo loan? 139 00:08:48,819 --> 00:08:49,819 Just... 140 00:08:50,655 --> 00:08:52,782 What if we did a big down payment? Just... 141 00:08:53,282 --> 00:08:58,496 All our savings. Pulled all of our stocks, cashed them in. Our IRA... 142 00:08:58,579 --> 00:08:59,956 And just pulled everything. 143 00:09:00,039 --> 00:09:02,166 Took the tax hit and put it into the house. 144 00:09:02,250 --> 00:09:03,960 Then it's not a jumbo loan, right? 145 00:09:04,043 --> 00:09:05,253 - I mean... - Right? 146 00:09:05,336 --> 00:09:08,506 Maybe, maybe. But you're taking on a lot of risk. 147 00:09:08,589 --> 00:09:10,341 You gotta see this house, Steve. 148 00:09:11,300 --> 00:09:12,969 It's by a lake. 149 00:09:13,052 --> 00:09:16,889 Okay? There's no traffic. People don't even lock their doors. 150 00:09:16,973 --> 00:09:18,349 It's safe, man. 151 00:09:18,432 --> 00:09:19,559 Come on, Dean. 152 00:09:19,642 --> 00:09:22,603 - Shit can happen anywhere. It's branding. - I don't care. 153 00:09:23,688 --> 00:09:25,648 I want my kids to have their own rooms. 154 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:29,860 I want them to have a yard that's big enough for them to play in. 155 00:09:29,944 --> 00:09:31,654 The schools are better. 156 00:09:31,737 --> 00:09:34,615 I'll do whatever it takes to get this house. 157 00:10:35,217 --> 00:10:37,678 Honey, I'm home. 158 00:10:40,973 --> 00:10:41,973 Hello? 159 00:10:55,196 --> 00:10:56,906 - Hey, Dad? - Yo. 160 00:10:56,989 --> 00:10:58,449 Where's his leash? 161 00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:00,910 I don't know, buddy, ask your mom. 162 00:11:01,410 --> 00:11:04,080 Just don't let Sprinkles run all over the house, okay? 163 00:11:04,163 --> 00:11:05,873 There's a reason he has that name. 164 00:11:05,956 --> 00:11:08,167 I don't want him peeing on the wood floors. 165 00:11:08,250 --> 00:11:10,086 No. Get him out, go. 166 00:11:10,169 --> 00:11:11,879 - You good? - Yup. 167 00:11:13,172 --> 00:11:15,341 Hey, wait, Dad. When's the piano coming? 168 00:11:15,424 --> 00:11:17,551 Honey, they're delivering it right now. 169 00:11:17,635 --> 00:11:20,596 Put the phone down, look out the window, you'll see. 170 00:11:21,138 --> 00:11:23,015 Love you, too. 171 00:11:31,440 --> 00:11:32,775 Get a load of this. 172 00:11:33,734 --> 00:11:34,985 Oh, Jesus. 173 00:11:37,613 --> 00:11:39,323 We got a problem here. 174 00:11:42,326 --> 00:11:43,619 - Hey. - Hey. 175 00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:46,539 What do you think? I just finished them last week. 176 00:11:47,039 --> 00:11:48,039 Made them for here. 177 00:11:48,582 --> 00:11:49,959 I think they're perfect. 178 00:11:52,670 --> 00:11:54,088 Can you smell that? 179 00:11:54,171 --> 00:11:55,171 Smell what? 180 00:11:56,424 --> 00:11:59,260 The air. It's different here. 181 00:12:00,678 --> 00:12:01,846 I can breathe. 182 00:12:05,015 --> 00:12:06,809 Everything's different. 183 00:12:09,854 --> 00:12:13,983 I always felt like if I left New York, my career would just go with it. 184 00:12:14,066 --> 00:12:19,947 And look, with the gallery show going so well, I'm selling pieces... 185 00:12:20,030 --> 00:12:23,284 It's like, "God, what took us so long?" 186 00:12:24,410 --> 00:12:29,999 Oh, and I found a Jeanneret chair on 1stDibs. 187 00:12:30,082 --> 00:12:33,294 No, no, no. We agreed, right? We don't spend any more money 188 00:12:33,377 --> 00:12:35,963 until we redo the kitchen and the basement, okay? 189 00:12:36,046 --> 00:12:38,841 No Jeanneret, no Target, none of it. 190 00:12:38,924 --> 00:12:40,217 Okay. Huh. 191 00:12:41,302 --> 00:12:44,013 So how come you get to rip out 192 00:12:44,096 --> 00:12:47,558 the perfectly good white marble countertops? 193 00:12:47,641 --> 00:12:52,438 See, that's different... That's different because the Carrara marble is so 2009. 194 00:12:52,521 --> 00:12:55,399 And, you know, when I'm making my special pasta 195 00:12:55,483 --> 00:12:58,444 - on Sunday with the red wine... - Oh, yeah. 196 00:12:58,527 --> 00:13:01,655 ...I don't want to have to worry about it staining the marble. 197 00:13:01,739 --> 00:13:03,324 - Really? - Yeah. 198 00:13:05,284 --> 00:13:07,536 - Okay, deal. - Hmm? 199 00:13:09,079 --> 00:13:10,079 Come here. 200 00:13:16,212 --> 00:13:18,798 - Are we happy, Mrs. Brannock? - Hmm. 201 00:13:21,550 --> 00:13:23,969 - I think we are, Mr. Brannock. - Huh. 202 00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:12,893 Hey, sailor. 203 00:14:43,048 --> 00:14:44,925 Oh, yeah, get... 204 00:14:45,009 --> 00:14:47,928 Mom, can you come upstairs a second? 205 00:14:48,012 --> 00:14:49,847 Mommy's coming, honey. 206 00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:51,640 She's coming. 207 00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:52,725 Shut up. 208 00:14:53,976 --> 00:14:56,312 Oh, my God. 209 00:14:56,395 --> 00:14:57,813 - We'll finish tonight. - Okay. 210 00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:59,356 - Yeah? - Okay. 211 00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:00,774 - Yeah. - Oh, my God. 212 00:15:08,616 --> 00:15:10,159 Well, I can't hear anything. 213 00:15:10,242 --> 00:15:12,870 I swear, there was definitely music playing in here. 214 00:15:12,995 --> 00:15:14,413 Hmm. 215 00:15:14,997 --> 00:15:16,373 Hey, what's going on? 216 00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:19,543 Ellie just said she heard music up here. 217 00:15:19,627 --> 00:15:20,878 You're wearing lipstick? 218 00:15:21,629 --> 00:15:24,715 Where did you get that? Did you tell her she could wear lipstick? 219 00:15:24,798 --> 00:15:26,550 Well, it was just there in my room. 220 00:15:27,092 --> 00:15:30,471 Okay, how about you don't wear someone else's lipstick, okay? 221 00:15:30,554 --> 00:15:34,224 How about we don't wear lipstick at all, honey? You're not even 16 yet. 222 00:15:34,308 --> 00:15:38,103 - But every other girl at school is... - You're not every other girl. Okay? 223 00:15:38,187 --> 00:15:41,899 We worked hard, living in the city, to protect you from this kind of thing. 224 00:15:41,982 --> 00:15:43,567 Protect me from what? Lipstick? 225 00:15:43,651 --> 00:15:45,611 Very funny. 226 00:15:45,694 --> 00:15:48,155 Just stay young as you can for us, please? 227 00:15:48,238 --> 00:15:50,449 - For as long as you can, please? - Okay, fine. 228 00:15:50,532 --> 00:15:52,242 - I'll wash it off. - Thank you. 229 00:15:53,035 --> 00:15:54,536 What the fuck? 230 00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:56,538 Hey, guys, pizza night. 231 00:15:57,539 --> 00:15:58,707 Let's order some pizza. 232 00:16:44,211 --> 00:16:46,839 Honey, where'd you put the filter... 233 00:16:49,341 --> 00:16:50,592 What? 234 00:16:52,344 --> 00:16:54,221 I thought I locked the door. 235 00:16:54,304 --> 00:16:55,681 Well, you didn't, honey, 236 00:16:55,764 --> 00:16:58,434 because the guy was just standing there. 237 00:16:58,517 --> 00:16:59,517 Super creepy. 238 00:17:00,185 --> 00:17:03,856 So have you told him that we're capable of fetching our own newspaper? 239 00:17:03,939 --> 00:17:04,982 Yeah, definitely. 240 00:17:05,065 --> 00:17:07,901 - M/M Brannock... - I don't think he... 241 00:17:07,985 --> 00:17:11,196 I don't know, he seemed mentally challenged or something. 242 00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:14,408 "Dearest new neighbor at 657 Boulevard." 243 00:17:14,491 --> 00:17:16,744 "Allow me to welcome you to the neighborhood." 244 00:17:16,827 --> 00:17:18,495 "How did you end up here?" 245 00:17:18,579 --> 00:17:21,623 "Did 657 Boulevard call to you with its force within?" 246 00:17:22,791 --> 00:17:26,545 "657 Boulevard has been the subject of my family for decades now 247 00:17:26,628 --> 00:17:28,505 and as it approaches its 100th birthday, 248 00:17:28,589 --> 00:17:31,800 I'm in charge of watching and waiting for its second coming." 249 00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:34,720 "Someone watched the house in the 1920s 250 00:17:34,803 --> 00:17:37,389 and someone else watched in the 1960s." 251 00:17:37,473 --> 00:17:40,893 "It is now my time. Do you know the history of the house?" 252 00:17:40,976 --> 00:17:43,854 "Do you know what lies within the walls of 657 Boulevard?" 253 00:17:46,023 --> 00:17:47,941 I wonder what brought you here. 254 00:17:48,025 --> 00:17:52,112 I see already that you have flooded 657 Boulevard with contractors, 255 00:17:52,196 --> 00:17:54,156 so that you can finish the basement. 256 00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:56,158 Why was it left that way? 257 00:17:56,867 --> 00:18:00,079 It might not frighten you yet, but it will. 258 00:18:00,871 --> 00:18:02,456 What else didn't they tell you? 259 00:18:03,457 --> 00:18:06,752 - Okay. Let's go to school. - Okay, let's get going. 260 00:18:06,835 --> 00:18:08,128 Gonna be late for school. 261 00:18:11,256 --> 00:18:12,591 Come on, guys. Let's go. 262 00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:17,429 You have two children. I have seen them. 263 00:18:17,971 --> 00:18:19,306 Are there more on the way? 264 00:18:19,890 --> 00:18:22,017 Will you let Jack know I won't be in today? 265 00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:24,019 I got a family thing. Thank you. 266 00:18:25,062 --> 00:18:27,898 "You need to fill the house with young blood..." 267 00:18:27,981 --> 00:18:29,733 Better for me. 268 00:18:29,817 --> 00:18:32,194 It was greed that brought your children here. 269 00:18:32,277 --> 00:18:34,822 Once I know their names, I'll call to them 270 00:18:34,905 --> 00:18:37,157 - and draw them to me. - "...and draw them to me." 271 00:18:40,327 --> 00:18:41,495 Who am I? 272 00:18:41,578 --> 00:18:44,665 There are hundreds of cars that drive by each day. 273 00:18:44,748 --> 00:18:46,083 Maybe I am in one. 274 00:18:46,917 --> 00:18:49,962 Look out any of the windows in 657 Boulevard, 275 00:18:50,045 --> 00:18:52,339 at all the people who stroll by each day. 276 00:18:52,422 --> 00:18:54,925 - Uh, I think this way. - Maybe I am one. 277 00:18:55,008 --> 00:18:56,008 This way. 278 00:18:56,426 --> 00:18:58,554 This message will not be the last. 279 00:18:58,637 --> 00:19:00,222 Welcome, friends. 280 00:19:00,305 --> 00:19:01,390 "I am The Watcher." 281 00:19:04,268 --> 00:19:07,271 First, I'd like to say, you have every right to be upset. 282 00:19:07,855 --> 00:19:10,607 If I got a letter like that, I'd be a little scared too. 283 00:19:10,691 --> 00:19:12,025 Let's be clear, detective. 284 00:19:12,109 --> 00:19:14,862 Nobody's scared. We're pissed off, is what we are. 285 00:19:14,945 --> 00:19:17,906 Oh, I get it. But here's the good news. 286 00:19:18,866 --> 00:19:21,076 Westfield's maybe the safest town in America. 287 00:19:21,702 --> 00:19:25,205 And well, I've been on the force for many years now and in all my time, 288 00:19:25,289 --> 00:19:27,332 there've been zero instances in violent crime. 289 00:19:27,416 --> 00:19:28,959 There's no murders. 290 00:19:29,042 --> 00:19:31,336 We've had a few disappearances, but that's it. 291 00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:32,254 Disappearances? 292 00:19:32,337 --> 00:19:34,715 I got to say, I don't think you're in danger 293 00:19:35,215 --> 00:19:37,676 and I'm not sure there's much we can do, honestly. 294 00:19:37,759 --> 00:19:39,219 I think you could do a lot. 295 00:19:39,303 --> 00:19:41,096 You could analyze the handwriting, 296 00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:44,224 run DNA where they licked the stamp and the envelope? 297 00:19:46,351 --> 00:19:48,604 Sure, we could do that. 298 00:19:48,687 --> 00:19:49,855 It takes about a month, 299 00:19:49,938 --> 00:19:52,191 but if that makes you feel comfortable, great. 300 00:19:52,274 --> 00:19:55,235 But my gut tells me this is just a prank. 301 00:19:55,319 --> 00:19:57,863 What kind of person pulls a prank like this? 302 00:20:00,782 --> 00:20:04,786 Look, off the record, you've got a neighbor, Jasper Winslow. 303 00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:05,870 He's harmless. 304 00:20:05,913 --> 00:20:08,707 We occasionally get called 'cause he's doing something weird. 305 00:20:08,790 --> 00:20:10,584 Throwing pebbles at a screen door, 306 00:20:10,667 --> 00:20:13,253 or standing at someone's fridge making a sandwich. 307 00:20:13,795 --> 00:20:17,216 So, we just, uh, keep an eye on him. 308 00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:19,843 So you think he wrote this? 309 00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:23,430 Here's what we'll do. 310 00:20:23,513 --> 00:20:25,974 We'll run the DNA, and in the meantime, 311 00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:29,061 we'll make sure there's a squad car going by every few hours. 312 00:20:29,686 --> 00:20:32,105 It'll send a message we're looking out for you. 313 00:20:32,189 --> 00:20:35,025 We know how deep you had to dig to afford that place, 314 00:20:35,108 --> 00:20:36,735 so we want to make you feel welcome. 315 00:20:36,818 --> 00:20:38,445 We want to make you feel safe. 316 00:20:39,696 --> 00:20:41,990 And you are safe. Okay? 317 00:20:43,867 --> 00:20:45,619 What do you think he meant by that? 318 00:20:46,203 --> 00:20:49,873 How we had to dig deep to afford the house? How does he know? 319 00:21:05,681 --> 00:21:07,099 Hey there, neighbor. 320 00:21:08,058 --> 00:21:09,226 Hey! 321 00:21:09,309 --> 00:21:10,310 Uh... 322 00:21:11,019 --> 00:21:12,604 Can I ask what's going on here? 323 00:21:12,688 --> 00:21:14,147 Why you're in my garden? 324 00:21:14,690 --> 00:21:17,150 - I'm Dean. - And this is Mitch and I'm Maureen. 325 00:21:17,234 --> 00:21:19,027 - My friends call me Mo. - Big Mo. 326 00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:22,197 And we're wondering if your daughter could stop playing that piano. 327 00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:24,491 Or buy a keyboard. Maybe with some headphones? 328 00:21:24,574 --> 00:21:27,286 Hey, look, I'm sorry, I don't really understand 329 00:21:27,369 --> 00:21:29,538 because my wife and I can't get her to play it. 330 00:21:29,621 --> 00:21:32,291 And to answer your question, that you practically shouted, 331 00:21:32,374 --> 00:21:34,835 we're doing what we've done for the past 20 years, 332 00:21:34,918 --> 00:21:36,920 which is getting in our vitamin D 333 00:21:37,004 --> 00:21:39,589 and harvesting the wild arugula that's along the fence. 334 00:21:39,673 --> 00:21:41,717 We used to call it "rocket." Now it's all French. 335 00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:44,303 You got to call it "arugula" or else you're racist, 336 00:21:44,386 --> 00:21:46,054 or some PC bullshit like that. 337 00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:47,514 Okay. Ok, uh... 338 00:21:48,056 --> 00:21:50,183 Look, you are on my property. 339 00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:55,564 All I'm doing is harvesting the arugula 340 00:21:55,647 --> 00:21:58,483 that I planted and is migrated from my side of the fence. 341 00:21:58,567 --> 00:22:02,154 Can you just pick the arugula that's growing on your side of the fence? 342 00:22:02,237 --> 00:22:05,157 I just told you it migrated to this side of the fence! 343 00:22:06,700 --> 00:22:10,370 Here's how the sun goes... Full sun, full sun, blocked! 344 00:22:10,454 --> 00:22:13,749 Now, if you were arugula, which side of the fence would you pick? 345 00:22:13,832 --> 00:22:15,792 Basic fucking horticulture, friend. 346 00:22:16,793 --> 00:22:19,212 Well, hey, how did you get in here anyway? 347 00:22:19,796 --> 00:22:22,007 Through the hole in the bushes, Sherlock. 348 00:22:22,090 --> 00:22:24,051 Only been there for 50 years. 349 00:22:24,134 --> 00:22:25,260 Who is this guy? 350 00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:27,637 Did he even look at this house before he bought it? 351 00:22:32,768 --> 00:22:33,768 You know... 352 00:22:37,647 --> 00:22:39,024 Had you been nicer, 353 00:22:40,233 --> 00:22:41,318 you and us, 354 00:22:42,819 --> 00:22:44,654 we could have been friends. 355 00:22:44,738 --> 00:22:46,323 Because folks around here, 356 00:22:47,407 --> 00:22:49,076 we watch out for each other. 357 00:22:51,328 --> 00:22:54,039 Now I'm gonna be watching you for different reasons. 358 00:22:55,707 --> 00:22:56,833 Come on, Mitch. 359 00:22:58,377 --> 00:23:03,090 Let's go make the most delicious fucking salad of our entire lives. 360 00:23:03,173 --> 00:23:05,634 All that foliage. Keeps you young. 361 00:23:07,761 --> 00:23:09,221 It's good chatting with you. 362 00:23:10,389 --> 00:23:11,389 See you around. 363 00:23:14,142 --> 00:23:15,727 We'll still keep an eye on you. 364 00:23:20,774 --> 00:23:24,319 - Whoo! - Why would you buy your son a weasel? 365 00:23:24,403 --> 00:23:25,445 It's a ferret. 366 00:23:25,529 --> 00:23:28,323 It was just a reward for moving out here. 367 00:23:28,407 --> 00:23:29,616 He's a cute little guy. 368 00:23:29,699 --> 00:23:32,119 He pees everywhere... The ferret, not my son. 369 00:23:32,202 --> 00:23:34,121 Bye, Karen! Looking good. 370 00:23:35,122 --> 00:23:37,499 - Eat a dick, Stephanie. - What? 371 00:23:37,582 --> 00:23:39,292 - Yeah, bye. - Bye, guys. 372 00:23:40,252 --> 00:23:42,003 Oh, my God, I can't stand her. 373 00:23:42,087 --> 00:23:46,007 She's trying to bone my boss, Darren, and it's just... It's so embarrassing. 374 00:23:46,091 --> 00:23:47,259 Because you know what? 375 00:23:48,135 --> 00:23:51,138 This bitch is single and she's in the best shape of her life. 376 00:23:51,221 --> 00:23:53,682 Watch out, Darren. 377 00:23:53,765 --> 00:23:55,434 Get it, girl. You ready? 378 00:23:55,517 --> 00:23:58,520 Make it challenging. Oh, shit. 379 00:23:59,062 --> 00:24:00,480 What's wrong with a Prius? 380 00:24:01,064 --> 00:24:02,064 Oh, nothing... 381 00:24:03,150 --> 00:24:04,234 Nothing... 382 00:24:04,317 --> 00:24:06,445 ...I guess, you know, it's just, you know, 383 00:24:06,528 --> 00:24:11,074 how people present themselves in Westfield is, like, kind of a thing. 384 00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:14,536 Yeah, I just want a nice life. 385 00:24:14,619 --> 00:24:16,079 Well, you're gonna have that. 386 00:24:16,163 --> 00:24:19,749 I mean, you can have that, but you shouldn't be embarrassed 387 00:24:19,833 --> 00:24:23,211 or, you know, feel guilty about wanting the life, you know? 388 00:24:24,254 --> 00:24:25,839 I know you probably think, deep down, 389 00:24:25,922 --> 00:24:28,341 "I should live in squalor," you know, 390 00:24:28,425 --> 00:24:31,970 because you're an artist but... fuck that. 391 00:24:32,053 --> 00:24:35,390 I mean, this is what people want, you know? 392 00:24:35,474 --> 00:24:38,727 It's this. This is the life they want. 393 00:24:38,810 --> 00:24:40,187 All of this. 394 00:24:40,770 --> 00:24:42,647 You should have it. And you know why? 395 00:24:42,731 --> 00:24:45,442 'Cause you're rich. 396 00:24:45,525 --> 00:24:49,196 See, we're not rich, though. If I'm being honest... 397 00:24:51,031 --> 00:24:54,826 I mean, Dean's salary is okay, but, uh... 398 00:24:55,535 --> 00:24:58,246 and he is about to make partner, 399 00:24:58,330 --> 00:25:02,209 but we're... You know, we've had some troubles. 400 00:25:05,086 --> 00:25:06,171 Thank you. 401 00:25:06,713 --> 00:25:08,757 Are you talking... You're talking, like... 402 00:25:10,342 --> 00:25:12,469 Sorry, you're talking about financial trouble? 403 00:25:12,552 --> 00:25:13,553 Yeah. Yeah, I mean... 404 00:25:14,513 --> 00:25:16,598 - Really? - I shouldn't even bring it up. 405 00:25:16,681 --> 00:25:17,766 But... 406 00:25:17,849 --> 00:25:18,892 Shit. 407 00:25:18,975 --> 00:25:21,937 You know what it's like, you make a couple bad Investments 408 00:25:22,020 --> 00:25:25,273 and next thing you know, you're spending the next ten years 409 00:25:25,357 --> 00:25:26,816 trying to dig yourself out. 410 00:25:26,900 --> 00:25:28,652 Oh, God, yeah. 411 00:25:28,735 --> 00:25:30,195 So marriage, it's hard. 412 00:25:31,071 --> 00:25:32,364 Well, you know, right? 413 00:25:33,907 --> 00:25:36,201 What... What was your husband's name? 414 00:25:36,284 --> 00:25:37,994 His name was Rick Bluck. 415 00:25:38,078 --> 00:25:39,329 Bluck. 416 00:25:39,412 --> 00:25:41,039 I know. He sucked. 417 00:25:41,748 --> 00:25:43,333 He really did. He just, uh... 418 00:25:45,168 --> 00:25:48,255 And he was a real, like, pussy and he couldn't, like... 419 00:25:49,798 --> 00:25:51,132 He couldn't make his junk... 420 00:25:52,342 --> 00:25:53,635 He couldn't make his junk work. 421 00:25:54,219 --> 00:25:57,138 It was a mess. He tried to blame it on me, 422 00:25:57,222 --> 00:25:59,808 and it made me feel like garbage. 423 00:26:03,103 --> 00:26:05,021 He got in his car one day 424 00:26:05,105 --> 00:26:07,107 and, uh, he just, like, fucking left me. 425 00:26:08,567 --> 00:26:09,818 - Oh, God. - And, um... 426 00:26:11,152 --> 00:26:13,029 And it has really fucked with me. 427 00:26:14,573 --> 00:26:18,034 So then, you know, I'm not a mean person, but I thought, 428 00:26:19,786 --> 00:26:21,371 "Fuck you, Rick." 429 00:26:21,454 --> 00:26:25,625 "Fuck yourself. You go fuck yourself. I'm gonna fucking take you down." 430 00:26:25,709 --> 00:26:26,918 And you know what I did? 431 00:26:28,753 --> 00:26:31,089 I fucking took that house from him. 432 00:26:31,172 --> 00:26:34,759 I figured a way to take it and it's all mine now. 433 00:26:36,886 --> 00:26:38,763 And now he's fucked financially. 434 00:26:42,183 --> 00:26:45,604 And you know what? I am living my best life. 435 00:26:47,689 --> 00:26:49,441 And you should too. 436 00:26:54,696 --> 00:26:56,573 - Can I ask you something? - Mmm. 437 00:26:57,240 --> 00:26:59,284 - But please don't tell anybody. - Mm-mmm. 438 00:27:00,660 --> 00:27:05,206 Okay, a couple days ago, we got a really threatening letter. 439 00:27:06,249 --> 00:27:08,126 - What? - Yeah, about the house. 440 00:27:08,877 --> 00:27:11,004 Really creepy, addressed to us. 441 00:27:11,087 --> 00:27:13,340 Said they were watching the house. 442 00:27:13,423 --> 00:27:15,008 They were watching us. 443 00:27:16,051 --> 00:27:17,802 - Jesus. - Yeah. 444 00:27:17,886 --> 00:27:19,804 Creepy. Did you call the cops? 445 00:27:19,888 --> 00:27:22,515 Yeah, but they say there's not much they can do. 446 00:27:23,058 --> 00:27:25,185 You know, I was thinking about it 447 00:27:25,268 --> 00:27:27,812 and I thought maybe it's someone we outbid, 448 00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:30,982 'cause people can be weird about that stuff, right? 449 00:27:31,608 --> 00:27:32,608 Mmm. 450 00:27:32,984 --> 00:27:35,445 I mean, there were multiple bidders, right? 451 00:27:36,196 --> 00:27:37,864 Could you find out who they were? 452 00:27:37,947 --> 00:27:39,658 Because that would be so helpful. 453 00:27:41,117 --> 00:27:42,160 Yeah, sure. 454 00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:49,876 Watch this. Watch this, guys. It's a trick. Here, look. 455 00:27:49,959 --> 00:27:51,419 Can you get him off the table? 456 00:27:51,503 --> 00:27:54,589 - Look at that! It's a great trick. - See? Isn't that cool? 457 00:27:54,673 --> 00:27:55,983 - Yeah. - It's not a trick. 458 00:27:56,007 --> 00:27:57,842 He's just standing up to eat some food. 459 00:27:57,926 --> 00:27:59,761 I'll teach him how to ride the dumbwaiter. 460 00:27:59,844 --> 00:28:01,888 - Absolutely not. - Be careful, please. 461 00:28:01,971 --> 00:28:04,099 - Come on, it'll be a fun ride. - Honey. Hey. 462 00:28:04,683 --> 00:28:06,643 We got him that to feel comfortable in the house 463 00:28:06,726 --> 00:28:08,687 and you're the one who said yes to a ferret. 464 00:28:08,770 --> 00:28:11,648 It's the ferret I'm worried about getting too comfortable. 465 00:28:12,357 --> 00:28:14,234 Ellie, where'd you get that shirt? 466 00:28:15,026 --> 00:28:16,528 Your bra strap's sticking out. 467 00:28:17,779 --> 00:28:19,364 - So? - What do you mean, "So"? 468 00:28:19,447 --> 00:28:20,865 We've got neighbors. 469 00:28:20,949 --> 00:28:24,077 Careful what kind of message you want to project, okay? 470 00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:26,079 - Dad, come on! - What, "Come on"? 471 00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:32,960 Thank you. 472 00:28:34,003 --> 00:28:35,505 You gonna practice your piano now? 473 00:28:37,090 --> 00:28:38,258 What's gotten into you? 474 00:28:39,008 --> 00:28:40,969 You never used to be like this. 475 00:28:41,928 --> 00:28:42,971 Honestly. 476 00:28:45,181 --> 00:28:50,061 You know, we always talked about raising a strong young woman 477 00:28:50,145 --> 00:28:52,272 who owned her sexuality. 478 00:28:52,355 --> 00:28:54,774 What? She's just growing up way too fast. 479 00:28:56,234 --> 00:28:57,068 Hmm. 480 00:28:57,152 --> 00:29:00,613 Don't worry, buddy. Don't be scared. It's gonna be fine. 481 00:29:22,510 --> 00:29:23,595 Boo. 482 00:29:24,721 --> 00:29:27,015 Carter! What? 483 00:29:27,724 --> 00:29:29,559 - What the fucking hell? - What? 484 00:29:29,642 --> 00:29:31,060 Get the fuck up! 485 00:29:31,144 --> 00:29:32,854 - Oh, my God! - Get up! 486 00:29:32,937 --> 00:29:34,457 - What happened? - Get out of my house! 487 00:29:34,522 --> 00:29:36,691 - He was in there. - He was in the dumbwaiter? 488 00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:40,278 Ow! 489 00:29:40,361 --> 00:29:42,489 Do not come back to our house again! 490 00:29:42,572 --> 00:29:44,908 Stay in your cage or wherever you came from! 491 00:29:44,991 --> 00:29:45,867 Stop this! 492 00:29:45,950 --> 00:29:47,577 Get out! And you stay out! 493 00:29:47,660 --> 00:29:49,078 What are you doing? 494 00:29:49,162 --> 00:29:51,039 Are you all right? 495 00:29:51,122 --> 00:29:54,375 Oh, my God. What... What was he... 496 00:29:54,459 --> 00:29:56,211 - Was he in the dumbwaiter? - Yeah. 497 00:29:56,294 --> 00:29:57,962 Well, my a thousand apologies. 498 00:29:58,046 --> 00:30:00,840 The last owners let him do that. He's harmless. 499 00:30:00,924 --> 00:30:04,552 If I find you in my house again, I'mma fuck you up, Jasper. Okay? 500 00:30:04,636 --> 00:30:07,972 Did you just threaten him? What is wrong with you? 501 00:30:08,056 --> 00:30:09,140 What's wrong with me? 502 00:30:09,224 --> 00:30:12,393 I'm not the one that broke in and rode the dumbwaiter, lady. 503 00:30:12,477 --> 00:30:15,563 All the previous owners were just fine with him doing that. 504 00:30:15,647 --> 00:30:18,525 Every owner for the past 60 years. 505 00:30:18,608 --> 00:30:21,945 To a person, that dumbwaiter was their favorite part of the house. 506 00:30:22,028 --> 00:30:23,822 They loved that dumbwaiter. 507 00:30:23,905 --> 00:30:26,991 And they loved that Jasper loves playing in it. 508 00:30:27,075 --> 00:30:30,662 And that's why the Preservation Society works so hard to keep it. 509 00:30:30,745 --> 00:30:33,164 Look, I don't know many people with a dumbwaiter, 510 00:30:33,248 --> 00:30:34,833 but I don't know anybody who'd be okay 511 00:30:34,916 --> 00:30:37,252 with a stranger breaking in and riding on it. 512 00:30:37,335 --> 00:30:39,879 That's what's wrong with the world these days. 513 00:30:39,963 --> 00:30:42,715 The word "neighbor" just doesn't mean what it used to. 514 00:30:42,799 --> 00:30:46,135 Okay. Okay, how about we just say no one rides the dumbwaiter. 515 00:30:46,219 --> 00:30:47,846 - Better idea... - Okay? Period. 516 00:30:47,929 --> 00:30:49,931 I hate to break it to you, Professor McGonagall, 517 00:30:50,014 --> 00:30:52,392 but we're gonna do some renovation in the house. 518 00:30:52,475 --> 00:30:54,894 I'm thinking about ripping out the dumbwaiter. 519 00:30:54,978 --> 00:30:55,979 You wouldn't dare. 520 00:30:56,062 --> 00:31:00,024 I'll just tell the Preservation Society that, uh, we don't need a dumbwaiter 521 00:31:00,108 --> 00:31:04,571 because we plan on having our meals in the dining room, together, 522 00:31:04,654 --> 00:31:06,114 like a normal family. 523 00:31:06,197 --> 00:31:10,493 Not on multi-levels or whatever they used to do on Downton-Fucking-Abbey. 524 00:31:10,577 --> 00:31:12,996 I see. That's what you think of American history. 525 00:31:13,079 --> 00:31:14,497 Just... Complete disregard. 526 00:31:14,581 --> 00:31:18,251 So, what else are you planning on doing around this house? 527 00:31:18,334 --> 00:31:21,921 Maybe tearing out all these annoying trees? 528 00:31:22,005 --> 00:31:24,591 Yeah, I am, I'm gonna rip out all the annoying trees. 529 00:31:24,674 --> 00:31:25,508 No, we are not. 530 00:31:25,592 --> 00:31:29,262 - Don't even think of it. My God. - We are now, so I can upset this... 531 00:31:30,221 --> 00:31:33,057 You see that oak tree right there? 532 00:31:33,141 --> 00:31:34,684 That is a Sawtooth Oak, 533 00:31:34,767 --> 00:31:38,104 - about to celebrate its 100th birthday. - She's out of her mind. 534 00:31:38,730 --> 00:31:42,442 That tree is an integral part of this community. 535 00:31:42,525 --> 00:31:44,527 Something you will never be. 536 00:31:44,611 --> 00:31:47,238 - A couple of yuppies waltzing in... - Did she call us yuppies? 537 00:31:47,322 --> 00:31:49,282 ...thinking you can do whatever you want. 538 00:31:49,824 --> 00:31:51,367 Trees have memories, you know, 539 00:31:51,451 --> 00:31:54,120 and they can talk to each other through their roots. 540 00:31:54,662 --> 00:31:57,749 That's not science fiction, that's science fact. 541 00:31:58,333 --> 00:32:01,461 And it happened, just a few months ago. 542 00:32:01,544 --> 00:32:04,422 Horrible yuppie couple came in here, 543 00:32:04,505 --> 00:32:07,508 chopped down a 90-year-old chinquapin tree. 544 00:32:07,592 --> 00:32:11,721 Didn't get a permit, didn't even use the wood to make baby cradles. 545 00:32:11,804 --> 00:32:15,350 Everyone knows that Chinquapin Oak makes the finest cradles. 546 00:32:15,433 --> 00:32:18,645 Okay, you know what? You are welcome to keep acting 547 00:32:18,728 --> 00:32:20,313 like a raving lunatic, 548 00:32:20,396 --> 00:32:23,900 but I have to invite you off my property. Be a lunatic on your own property. 549 00:32:23,983 --> 00:32:25,401 Real comedian. 550 00:32:25,485 --> 00:32:26,653 - Thank you. - Good night. 551 00:32:26,736 --> 00:32:28,947 Well, you better watch yourself, funny guy. 552 00:32:29,030 --> 00:32:30,030 What? 553 00:32:30,949 --> 00:32:32,825 I got my eye on you. 554 00:32:37,872 --> 00:32:39,874 Just ignore. Come on. 555 00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:43,211 We are getting an alarm. 556 00:32:43,711 --> 00:32:45,254 Save the trees. 557 00:33:01,354 --> 00:33:06,734 Hi. Uh, I'm Dakota with Vanguard Security Solutions. 558 00:33:06,818 --> 00:33:09,487 Hi. Yeah, come on in. 559 00:33:10,071 --> 00:33:11,698 Yeah. Thank you. 560 00:33:14,158 --> 00:33:17,245 - Sensors on every door, every window. - Okay. 561 00:33:17,328 --> 00:33:19,288 And, uh, yeah. 562 00:33:19,372 --> 00:33:22,583 Oh, and how many cameras do you think we need outside? 563 00:33:24,460 --> 00:33:25,920 Probably ten. 564 00:33:26,004 --> 00:33:29,507 Three in front, two on each side, and then another three in the back. 565 00:33:29,590 --> 00:33:31,009 - Something like that. - Right. 566 00:33:31,092 --> 00:33:33,761 - That may be overkill. - That's okay. Overkill's good. 567 00:33:33,845 --> 00:33:36,514 Cool, cool. Those will take a minute to install. 568 00:33:37,015 --> 00:33:39,851 - I just gotta order some stuff. - Look, I just gotta ask. 569 00:33:39,934 --> 00:33:42,770 How much do you think this is going to cost us? Ballpark. 570 00:33:42,854 --> 00:33:43,855 Ballpark? 571 00:33:43,938 --> 00:33:45,481 Ballpark... 572 00:33:45,565 --> 00:33:47,066 I think maybe $7,000. 573 00:33:48,151 --> 00:33:49,151 Are you serious? 574 00:33:49,193 --> 00:33:51,029 Well, I can look at numbers again. 575 00:33:51,112 --> 00:33:53,656 No, that's okay, $7,000 is great. 576 00:33:53,740 --> 00:33:56,576 How can you afford to charge so little? 577 00:33:57,660 --> 00:33:59,328 Well, it's a young company. 578 00:33:59,412 --> 00:34:01,539 I'm still trying to break into this market. 579 00:34:01,622 --> 00:34:03,499 - It's your company? - Yes. 580 00:34:03,583 --> 00:34:06,210 Wait, how... How old are you? 581 00:34:06,294 --> 00:34:08,296 Uh... Just turned 19, 582 00:34:08,379 --> 00:34:11,257 but I was always kind of a savant with this kind of stuff. 583 00:34:11,340 --> 00:34:13,760 You know, tech, gadgets, computers... 584 00:34:13,843 --> 00:34:16,179 You know what? You got a deal. You're hired. 585 00:34:16,262 --> 00:34:18,473 - Thank you, sir. - Okay? Seven thousand. 586 00:34:18,556 --> 00:34:20,058 - Not a penny more. - We have a deal. 587 00:34:20,141 --> 00:34:21,476 Okay, very good. 588 00:34:21,559 --> 00:34:23,478 Have a look around, I'm running late for work. 589 00:34:23,561 --> 00:34:26,314 Okay. Thank you. Great meeting you both. 590 00:34:47,168 --> 00:34:48,168 Hey. 591 00:34:49,712 --> 00:34:50,712 Who are you? 592 00:34:51,130 --> 00:34:52,215 Uh... 593 00:34:52,298 --> 00:34:53,591 Just the alarm guy. 594 00:34:59,263 --> 00:35:01,474 So, where you off to? 595 00:35:03,810 --> 00:35:06,813 Don't get any ideas. I'm jailbait, creep. 596 00:37:20,696 --> 00:37:22,448 What do you mean there's nothing you can do? 597 00:37:22,531 --> 00:37:24,909 - You don't know someone broke in. - What do you... 598 00:37:24,992 --> 00:37:27,828 All the doors were locked. No signs of forced entry. 599 00:37:27,912 --> 00:37:31,207 Look, I know you're upset, but let's not jump to conclusions here. 600 00:37:31,290 --> 00:37:33,084 All we got is a dead ferret. 601 00:37:33,167 --> 00:37:36,295 So, you're saying the ferret killed himself? 602 00:37:36,379 --> 00:37:37,922 I'm saying, I don't know. 603 00:37:38,005 --> 00:37:40,967 He got out of his cage. He escaped, right? 604 00:37:41,050 --> 00:37:43,094 He, uh... Maybe he, uh... 605 00:37:44,136 --> 00:37:46,472 I don't know, he could... Could've run into a wall. 606 00:37:46,555 --> 00:37:48,808 How much you think a ferret weights? 607 00:37:48,891 --> 00:37:50,726 What's that? About a pound, right? 608 00:37:50,810 --> 00:37:51,644 Probably. Yeah. 609 00:37:51,727 --> 00:37:54,146 Right, so how fast do you think a suicidal ferret 610 00:37:54,230 --> 00:37:56,065 would have to be running into a wall 611 00:37:56,148 --> 00:37:58,651 to get enough momentum to crush his own fucking skull. 612 00:37:58,734 --> 00:38:00,504 - Dean... - What the fuck with this guy? 613 00:38:00,528 --> 00:38:03,990 - Mr. Brannock, I am doing my job here. - No, you're not doing your job. 614 00:38:04,073 --> 00:38:07,034 If you were, you'd be arresting that psychopath who lives next door. 615 00:38:07,118 --> 00:38:08,703 What was he doing yesterday? 616 00:38:08,786 --> 00:38:09,954 Calm down. 617 00:38:10,454 --> 00:38:12,915 This is an open investigation, that is ongoing, 618 00:38:12,999 --> 00:38:15,876 and we had patrol pass your house three times last night. 619 00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:18,045 10:00 p.m., midnight, 2:00 a.m. 620 00:38:18,129 --> 00:38:22,425 Now, if you'd like us to have a squad car go by every hour, 621 00:38:22,508 --> 00:38:23,592 I'm happy to do that. 622 00:38:23,676 --> 00:38:27,430 In the meantime, you got that alarm guy working upstairs. 623 00:38:28,597 --> 00:38:32,977 So, get that system set and then we can talk additional steps. 624 00:38:33,561 --> 00:38:35,813 Thanks for the coffee. I'll show myself out. 625 00:38:41,319 --> 00:38:42,194 I... 626 00:38:47,241 --> 00:38:48,284 Hey. 627 00:38:49,660 --> 00:38:50,953 How's he doing? 628 00:38:51,037 --> 00:38:52,913 He's okay, he just wants to be alone. 629 00:38:52,997 --> 00:38:56,125 Hey, Ellie, again with the lipstick? 630 00:38:56,208 --> 00:38:58,294 Okay, seriously? I'm just in my room. 631 00:38:58,377 --> 00:38:59,962 Okay, I'm not going anywhere. 632 00:39:00,046 --> 00:39:02,131 I can do whatever I want in my own room, Dad. 633 00:39:02,214 --> 00:39:03,214 Well, actually... 634 00:39:03,257 --> 00:39:04,257 Dean... 635 00:39:05,051 --> 00:39:07,303 It's lipstick. Leave her alone. 636 00:39:09,013 --> 00:39:10,181 I'm going to work. 637 00:39:25,905 --> 00:39:26,905 Hmm. 638 00:39:27,615 --> 00:39:29,658 - Love the lipstick. - Shut up, creeper. 639 00:39:50,763 --> 00:39:52,014 I'm late, I know. 640 00:39:53,140 --> 00:39:54,140 How's my boy? 641 00:39:55,476 --> 00:39:58,354 He was quiet. Picked at his food. 642 00:40:00,189 --> 00:40:01,273 I'll go check on him. 643 00:40:12,576 --> 00:40:13,576 Hey, buddy. 644 00:40:18,749 --> 00:40:19,749 Cool. 645 00:40:20,126 --> 00:40:23,254 How you feeling? Hmm? What's the matter? 646 00:40:23,337 --> 00:40:24,337 Hmm. 647 00:40:27,049 --> 00:40:28,049 What is it? 648 00:40:29,510 --> 00:40:30,636 - Dad? - Yeah? 649 00:40:32,555 --> 00:40:34,014 Can you keep us safe? 650 00:40:40,729 --> 00:40:42,273 Nice. Fist bump. 651 00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:54,200 Okay. 652 00:40:55,703 --> 00:40:57,121 - Good night, Dad. - Okay. 653 00:40:57,204 --> 00:40:59,123 - I love you. - I love you, too. 654 00:41:11,802 --> 00:41:13,762 - Night, honey. - Night, Dad. 655 00:41:54,136 --> 00:41:55,679 Motherfuckers. 656 00:42:28,420 --> 00:42:30,673 - This is Karen. - Leave a message. 657 00:42:30,756 --> 00:42:33,467 Hey, it's Nora. Sorry, I know it's early. 658 00:42:34,093 --> 00:42:37,096 But, listen, I was wondering if you were able to find out anything 659 00:42:37,179 --> 00:42:39,348 about those other bids. Uh... 660 00:42:39,431 --> 00:42:41,809 Can you give me a call? Okay. 661 00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:45,729 Oh, and I have some exciting news. 662 00:42:46,897 --> 00:42:48,607 Thanks for seeing me today. 663 00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:51,235 I'd like to become a member. 664 00:43:25,936 --> 00:43:27,980 Mr. and Mrs. Brannock, 665 00:43:28,063 --> 00:43:30,608 I am pleased to know your names now 666 00:43:30,691 --> 00:43:33,527 and the names of the young blood you have brought me. 667 00:43:34,820 --> 00:43:36,780 You certainly say their names often. 668 00:43:37,573 --> 00:43:39,408 Ellie. Carter. 669 00:43:40,034 --> 00:43:43,162 Ellie is a lovely pianist with delicate fingers. 670 00:43:48,709 --> 00:43:51,587 657 Boulevard is happy you're here. 671 00:43:53,881 --> 00:43:57,760 It's been years since young blood roamed the hallways of the house. 672 00:43:57,843 --> 00:44:00,429 Have you found all the secrets it holds yet? 673 00:44:00,512 --> 00:44:03,265 Will the young blood play in the basement 674 00:44:03,349 --> 00:44:06,393 or are they too afraid to go down there alone? 675 00:44:06,477 --> 00:44:08,729 I would be very afraid if I were them. 676 00:44:08,812 --> 00:44:11,774 It is far away from the rest of the house. 677 00:44:11,857 --> 00:44:14,610 If you were upstairs, you would never hear them scream. 678 00:44:14,693 --> 00:44:15,693 What's going on? 679 00:44:16,654 --> 00:44:18,155 Will they sleep in the attic? 680 00:44:18,906 --> 00:44:21,283 Or will you all sleep on the second floor? 681 00:44:21,367 --> 00:44:23,661 Who has the bedrooms facing the street? 682 00:44:24,703 --> 00:44:27,706 It will help me to know who is in which bedroom. 683 00:44:28,290 --> 00:44:30,084 Then I can plan better. 684 00:44:30,709 --> 00:44:34,922 All of the windows and doors at 657 Boulevard allow me to watch you 685 00:44:35,005 --> 00:44:37,424 and to track you as you move through the house. 686 00:44:38,384 --> 00:44:39,718 Who am I? 687 00:44:39,802 --> 00:44:41,345 I am The Watcher, 688 00:44:41,428 --> 00:44:44,848 and have been in control of 657 Boulevard 689 00:44:44,932 --> 00:44:47,393 for the better part of two decades now. 690 00:44:48,352 --> 00:44:50,646 The last family turned it over to you. 691 00:44:51,230 --> 00:44:55,317 It was their time to move on and kindly sold it when I asked them to. 692 00:44:56,026 --> 00:44:58,779 657 Boulevard is my job now... 693 00:44:58,862 --> 00:44:59,697 Dean? 694 00:44:59,780 --> 00:45:01,365 ...my life, my obsession, 695 00:45:02,199 --> 00:45:05,035 and now you are, too, Brannock family. 696 00:45:05,536 --> 00:45:07,621 Welcome to the product of your greed. 697 00:45:08,122 --> 00:45:12,459 Greed is what brought the past three families to 657 Boulevard. 698 00:45:12,543 --> 00:45:15,337 And now it has brought you to me. 699 00:45:15,421 --> 00:45:16,547 Welcome. 700 00:45:16,630 --> 00:45:18,757 You know I will be watching.