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Hé famke, wolst wat brune drank?

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Brune drank makket dizze kut net min.

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Tequila it is.

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Asjebleaft.

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Dus wat dochsto hjir dochs?

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Wat tinksto dat ik hjir doch?

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Ik begjin yn 'e iepening.

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Dêr west, dat dien.

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Richie? Ja, dat makket sin. Omdat
do witst dizze

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memmekoppen kinne net lêze.

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Wit ik.

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Wa giet in pear wegen, broer?

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No, it is moai om... telefonearje my hjir yn in
super ûnhandige manier.

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Likegoed, mar ik moat earlik wêze, wannear
Ik sjoch dyn profyl pic, I bet dy

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hast twa kear oer, want do sjochst der gek út
goofy.

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Mar ferrassend, jo witte, goofy niggas
moat goed wêze, dus hjir binne wy.

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Ik nim dy foar in Jersey famke.

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In Jersey famke?

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Harkje, ik hâld fan Jerseys, ja, mar ik bin in
Harlem famke. Berne en mem

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grutbrocht. Echte niggas op my, ja.

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Oh, dus do bist swart.

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Né, mefrou!

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Gjin kat.

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De kat.

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Fuck allegear.

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Teef, spuie dy pearels wer út.

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Ik wol dyn stront.

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Hallo? Dus fertel my, wat is dyn favorite
enge film?

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Ik doch se net echt. Jo witte, allegear
de domme tropen en stront. Wêrom is it

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altyd de wite teef oan de ein?
Om't se witte dat it te dreech is om te deadzjen

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sister. Witte jo wat ik sis?
Want as de suster oerlibje kin

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tsiis, wy kinne alles oerlibje.

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Jo witte, it kin jo helpe.

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Moete dy bûten. Jonge, do bist needich.

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Wat is dyn teken? Moat in Scorpio wêze.

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Hoe wisten jo it?

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Goede pik, lykwols. Mar giftig as hel.

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Hee, is it restaurant hjir in steegje?
Ja, hastich, foar't se dyn kont berôve.

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Beferzen? Nee, hjoed net. Goedkeap wyfke.

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Hearde jim allegearre.

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Goed, ik kom no de steech del.

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Ik bin hjir. Kinsto my sjen? Ik swaaie.

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Nee.

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De persoan dy't ik sjoch, swaait net.

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Eins stoarje se my gewoan oan.
No, sjoch nei syn kont werom.

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En net knipperje. Nea knipperje. Jo hawwe
sa'n wille om te learen. Wat?

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Nee, se rinne no nei my ta.

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Och nee, se hawwe in mes.

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Wêrom lit ik syn kont hjir net?

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Ik tocht dat it it slimste wie.

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It slimste is, jo witte safolle
oer horrorfilms, en dochs do noch

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allinnich yn it leger.

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Ja, mar it slimste is, do bist
neuken mei in New York teef.

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Gean nei it mentorskip.

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Serieus, Len? Ik herkende dy net
fûgel oprop. Ik tocht datsto it soe

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oarloch mei ús.

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Dat is in duif, nigga.

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It moat wêze... In hauk giet nei
oanfal.

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Myn min.

60
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Binne jo klear?

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Teef, ik bin Tiana Taylor. Myn kont krige kont.

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Kom op, famke. Wy wolle dit út.

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Immen help my.

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Nei, nei, nei, nei.

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No,

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krije jo hiele holle yn dy sône.

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Hee, Tiana, jo hawwe my miskien skopt
kont, mar do dochs net wûn dat

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Wat seiste oer myn Oscar?

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Haw ik stottere?

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Jo hawwe ferlern.

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Do hast gelyk.

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Mar ik wûn dy Golden Globe, teef.

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Oh myn God, echt?

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Sjoch, dêrom haw ik noait horror sjoen
films.

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It is ferskriklik.

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Krekt in stel celebrity cameos en
foet gags.

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Dus, jo hâlde net fan parodyen?

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Ik bin mear yn Judd Apatow-films.

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Do wist.

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Ferhege komeedzje.

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En wat is ferhege komeedzje?

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De soarte dy't eins net makket
immen laitsje, mar makket wite minsken

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smart.

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Tiisdei, antwurd dêr net op.

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It soe post-feilich wêze.

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Kom op, Elle.

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Dingen lykas dat bart allinnich yn 'e
films.

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Och, hei.

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Ik wie net ferwachte dat jo antwurdzje de
doar.

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Wat de fuck?

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No, hjir is myn mes.

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Dit net.

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Hallo, tiisdei.

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Krekt Ritalin foar myn ADHD.

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Adderall foar PTSD.

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In pear Xanax foar myn eangst.

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En dyn kiezerpillen.

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Dus goed gelok om it no op te heljen.

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Jezus, Sara, hoefolle hasto nommen? ik
wit net. Hoefolle komme yn in flesse?

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Hee, Jeff.

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Sarah, tiisdei yn it sikehûs. Sy
waard stutsen troch in dieder. Do wist,

102
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Ghostface. Wachtsje, fan Wu-Tang?

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Wêrom soe Ghostface Killer, aka Pretty
Tony, aka Starkey Love, wolle stek my

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suster? God, Sarah, it wie gjin Ghostface
Moardner.

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It wie ien mei in Ghostface-masker.

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Ah, goed, dat makket mear sin.

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Ik kin it ferline net goedmeitsje.

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No, hei, hei, hei.

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Ik gean mei dy.

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Net om't ik de dúdlike moardner bin
besykje jo werom te lokjen hjir út 'e stêd.

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gewoan in stypjende freon.

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Ja. Dat is alles.

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Okee, litte wy gean. Stap yn 'e auto.

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Harkje, wy moatte mar ien stop meitsje
de wei.

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Ik haw it oerlibbe.

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Allegear te tankjen oan myn lokkige penny.

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Ik bin in koele mem. Elkenien woe dat se hiene.

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Ik bin ferljochte.

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Net ferjitte, ik krige letter oefenjen, dus
Ik kom let thús. Jo allinne makke de

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want do bist swart, en dy rasistyske
fucks oannommen dat jo koenen spylje.

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It is 2026. Ik tink net dat ras is in
issue.

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Lês jo swarte Twitter?

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Nee, Ray, datesto noch mei dat
hoe?

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Okee, stopje mei har te skamjen, Tessa. Just
om't Daryl en harren in trein rûnen

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har makket har net in hoekje. Se is gjin
hoe.

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Se is seks posityf.

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No, ik bin posityf dat se in ho is.

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Hee, famke! Sjoch dy oan!

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Betiid foar Halloween, huh?

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Wat dogge jo dit jier? Bloody
skoalfamke!

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Lokkich, huh?

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Ik mis my.

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Hâld fan it hier.

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Ik bedoel, ik sil it sintrum nimme.

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No, tige tank. Ik moat
noegje jo oer en meitsje jo in bytsje

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pie. Ooh, witst wat? Ik moat komme
Afrikaanske Amerikaanske skiednis klasse. Wy binne

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learen oer slavernij.

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Kom om út te finen. It wie in kar. Jo
sjochst dat dêr?

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Dat is Kanye. Dat kloppet.

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Se hawwe ús dit alles ferkeard leard
tiid.

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Mm - hmm. Swart bliuwe.

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Bye, mem.

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Oke. Bye, baby. Bye, baby. Doei.

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Soan, ik die wat kondoms yn jo tas. Jo
witte hoe't se besykje jo allegear te fangen.

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Okee,

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serieus? Sheriff Greg, do hast net
om my nei de klasse te bringen. Ik bin yn oarder.

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Jess, der is in serial killer op 'e
los.

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Ik sil neat oerkomme litte
myn famke.

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Jonge, goed? Ik bin in jonge. It spyt my.

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Ik ha it dreech mei dit
oergong.

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Okee, it is echt ienfâldich.

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Behannelje my as ien fan 'e jonges.

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Okee?

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Kin ik dat? Ja.

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Slach striid.

156
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Och, neame jo dat in klap?

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Foar wa dien jo dat?

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Ik lykje sa'n wyfke.

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Teef.

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Do lykje stront.

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Hee, asjebleaft. Dit is dúdlik in frou
dy't út steat is.

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Och, wês foarsichtich wêr't jo rinne. It gehiel
plak is in booby trap.

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Jo witte noait wannear't dy psycho giet
kom werom.

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Kom yn.

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Okee.

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ik haatsje

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dizze baan.

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De hear Campbell.

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Ik bin Jack, Sarah syn freon.

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Ik haw safolle oer dy heard.

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Gjin fan it goed.

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Ik haw neat oer dy heard, Jack. ik
nim oan dat jo in stik stront binne. Mar hoe

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soe ik witte wannear ik haw net heard fan
myn dochter yn, wat, seis moannen?

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Seis jier, mem. En waans skuld is
dat? En wa syn skuld is dat? ik net

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witte. Miskien is it fan dy.

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Dat is earlik.

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Wy wolle leare fan 'e horror jo
oerlibbe.

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Sjen.

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Scary film trije en fjouwer betelle my in protte
fan jild foar in famke. Der is neat

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dêr te learen.

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Mar as jo oer it hûs prate wolle,
buddy, shoot.

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It bart wer.

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Guon lul yn in masker. Wy moatte ophâlde
hy.

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Jo binne net klear, leafde bug.

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Ik haw my tariede op dit foar
jierren.

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Alles opoffere.

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Do bist in ferskriklike mem.

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Kom op, skat.

189
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Wy hawwe in pear goede tiden.

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Lykas dy Kryst haw ik dy meinommen om te moetsjen
Sinterklaas yn it winkelsintrum?

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Jo beurt, Sarah.

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Bewege. Hoi Santa.

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Sorry as ik net op jo skoot sit.

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Do krûpt my út.

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Sinterklaas bestiet net.

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Mem, ik haw jo help nedich. Om ús te genêzen
emosjonele wûnen en sette it ferline efter

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wy? Oh, God, nee.

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00:13:29,810 --> 00:13:31,590
Nee, om Ghostface te deadzjen.

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Hawwe jo gewearen?

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Ik bin Cindy fucking Campbell.

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Ik haw miljoenen gewearen, mar gjinien fan
se wurde registrearre fanwegen myn mentale

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sûnens saken.

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Dus as jo dat allegear gewoan hâlde kinne
hjirûnder.

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Okee, dus ik spruts earder mei Sarah.

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Och, komt se? Witte jo wat ik dien haw?

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Hear in buzzjend lûd.

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00:14:07,740 --> 00:14:10,220
Sa is it mooglik. Nee, ik bedoelde
Woodsville.

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Dumbass. Och, dat bin ik fergetten.

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Hoi Jimbo!

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Gean djip!

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Oh!

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Swiet!

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00:14:19,020 --> 00:14:22,180
Oer djip gean sprutsen... Eh, ik net
witte oft it is in goede tiid.

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Elkenien wit wat der bart mei jongerein
dy't besykje te meitsjen leafde as der in

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killer op 'e losse.

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00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:27,420
Brad hat gelyk oer ien ding, jonges.

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Okee, Ghostface is werom.

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00:14:28,940 --> 00:14:29,940
Wy moatte ús earm omheech.

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Pepperspray?

220
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Kontrôle.

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Taser. Kontrôle.

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Butt plug?

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Dûbele stekker.

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Ferdomme! Jo drage dat ding gewoan
rûnom?

225
00:14:41,120 --> 00:14:42,120
It is maklik te ferbergjen.

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Yn dyn kont?

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00:14:48,300 --> 00:14:49,300
Ik bin ûnder de yndruk.

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Ik bin wurch fan dy lytse Gen Z alpha
niggas mei termen lykas unk en tante,

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gaslighting, gloeiend en glamping,
besykje myn generaasje âld te klinken.

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is dyn ferdomde unk net, nigga.

231
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Shorty, do bist in mem syn broer, dus
ja, technysk binne jo ús omke.

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Och, myn min.

233
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It is gek dat se jo hjir lesjaan litte.

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Ûnderwize? Nei, niget.

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ik meidwaan.

236
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Jo sjogge nei in grutsk 25e jier
senior.

237
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Wannear sille jo einlings ôfstudearje?

238
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Tsjin de tiid dat wy dogge in ferfolch en ik gotta
folgje dy lytse jonge niggas nei

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om myn sjek te krijen. Wachtsje, jonges, tiisdei
wekker.

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Goed, tiisdei. Wa is ferdomme
Tiisdei?

241
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Hee, wy moatte nei it sikehûs. Jo
mei de bus nei hûs?

242
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Nei, de PJ.

243
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Private Jed?

244
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Ja, jaloersk.

245
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Man, do smoke de hiele dei wiet. Just boartsje
fideospultsjes, live stream.

246
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Jo hawwe letterlik jild neat te dwaan.

247
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Krekt. Ik lit it hurde wurk foar de
âlde kop.

248
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Jezus!

249
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Noch deselde koarte.

250
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Kontrolearje myn krypto. Oh shit, ik bin trije
miljoen dollar.

251
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Ferdomme, no bin ik fiif miljoen minder.

252
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Dit stront, wy binne gek, soan.

253
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Suster Brenda, it is goed.

254
00:16:53,890 --> 00:16:56,130
Jo hearden de rop fan sûnde. Ja, dat diene jo.

255
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Mar de Heare hat ús oproppen om te sjen
manlju lykas dy de wei.

256
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Kom op, soan.

257
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Kom mei ús.

258
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Kom op ús.

259
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God sjoch dy komme. Dat cheat dat net
kom op. Wy moatte jo komme lykas jo

260
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nea earder kaam.

261
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Kom foar de heit, kom foar de soan.

262
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Ik sil jo hân hâlde en wy binne
byinoar komme.

263
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Och, myn min.

264
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Lêste kear.

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Lit ús in nij lid wolkom hjitte by ús
gemeente.

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ik net

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gay net mear.

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Ik gean der mei.

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Dankewol.

270
00:20:42,830 --> 00:20:44,210
Wa is dy Jeffrey Dahmer lookalike?

271
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Dit is myn freon, Jack.

272
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Echt leuk dy te moetsjen.

273
00:20:49,590 --> 00:20:51,210
Lyk as Ted Bundy foar my.

274
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Mar dat is myn saak net.

275
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Dizze âlde opstutsen teef hat hjir nedich
wat rêst.

276
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Dus jim allegearre, gean der út!

277
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Ja, mefrou.

278
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Och, net jo, Sarah. Wêrom? Wat haw ik dien?

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Ik bin sa bang.

280
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Oh, twa. Jo moatte wêze.

281
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Jo binne njoggen kear stutsen.

282
00:21:15,690 --> 00:21:17,410
En de moardner wit wêr't jo wenje.

283
00:21:17,750 --> 00:21:21,790
Ik soe noegje jo te kommen ferbliuw by my
plak, mar ik wol net echt dat soarte

284
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fan juju yn myn hûs.

285
00:21:23,430 --> 00:21:26,230
Foar alles wat wy witte, stiet hy rjocht
bûten dy doar.

286
00:21:32,690 --> 00:21:33,690
Treastlik, Sarah.

287
00:21:34,210 --> 00:21:35,610
Ik tocht dat ik stjerre soe.

288
00:21:35,830 --> 00:21:36,890
Ik wit, ik ek.

289
00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:39,030
Ik plande in begraffenis.

290
00:21:40,150 --> 00:21:44,840
Wat de hel? En ik skreau jo eigen ...
obituary mear as chatty t skreau it mar

291
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do bist hjir noch en ik sil it noait litte
immen sear dy

292
00:22:31,920 --> 00:22:36,420
dizze stront, baby. Dat is myn show. Kikkerts
en dat Idris Alba dizze Gucci meitsje

293
00:22:36,420 --> 00:22:37,420
pop, pop, pop.

294
00:22:37,580 --> 00:22:41,640
Dear Hear, akseptearje asjebleaft dit wyt
klup yn.

295
00:22:42,140 --> 00:22:45,560
Oh! De Hear wurket op mysterieuze manieren.

296
00:22:46,460 --> 00:22:47,580
Ik gean mei pauze.

297
00:24:47,850 --> 00:24:50,210
It is metaal. Ik ha it dy sein. ik foel.

298
00:24:50,510 --> 00:24:52,370
Wêr geane wy ​​no krekt hinne?

299
00:24:52,870 --> 00:24:53,910
Litte wy in eksperimint dwaan.

300
00:25:06,510 --> 00:25:07,510
Gean fuort!

301
00:25:07,550 --> 00:25:10,870
It spyt my dat ik dy hindere. Wy wolle gewoan
om jo in pear fragen te stellen.

302
00:25:11,410 --> 00:25:13,830
Jou my ien goede reden wêrom't ik moat
praat mei dy.

303
00:25:14,330 --> 00:25:15,330
Ik bin wyt.

304
00:25:16,240 --> 00:25:18,320
Oh, ik haw it oer de frou fan Candace Owens.

305
00:25:19,500 --> 00:25:20,640
Oh. Dat is it.

306
00:25:20,980 --> 00:25:24,180
Doe't jo ekspert seine, gie ik oan dy út
betsjutte mear as de âlde grad type as

307
00:25:24,180 --> 00:25:26,140
klasse. Ik bin Sarah Campbell.

308
00:25:26,460 --> 00:25:28,540
Ik waard fannacht oanfallen. Ik tink dy
moatte ferlitte.

309
00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:31,460
Ik wol net wurde stutsen, en dat wol ik net
wolst COVID, goed?

310
00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:34,980
Asjebleaft, kom op. Krekt twa minuten.
Dat is alles wat ik freegje. Nee, nee.

311
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Ik jou dy acht minuten.

312
00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:39,000
En in oar ding.

313
00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:41,880
Och, ik kin it priuwe. Gean.

314
00:25:42,540 --> 00:25:44,680
Oh myn god. Oh, oh, oh, oh.

315
00:25:46,800 --> 00:25:47,800
Nee, jim binne goed.

316
00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:51,620
Wannear is de wurkwike de wekker wurden
wike? Wy hawwe Black Friday. Wat is

317
00:25:51,620 --> 00:25:52,620
folgjende? Mulat moandei?

318
00:25:52,920 --> 00:25:54,260
Ik bedoel, Giele tongersdei?

319
00:25:55,260 --> 00:25:56,780
Kom op.

320
00:25:59,080 --> 00:26:00,960
Lit my dit út 'e wei krije.

321
00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:02,400
Oh. Sorry.

322
00:26:03,440 --> 00:26:05,100
Och, dit is dien.

323
00:26:06,560 --> 00:26:07,820
Ja, do bist goed.

324
00:26:09,820 --> 00:26:12,020
Do bist de dochter fan Cindy, krekt? Ja.

325
00:26:12,420 --> 00:26:13,820
Ja. Ik ken him net.

326
00:26:14,060 --> 00:26:16,140
Oh, dit is Jack, myn leafste.

327
00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:18,020
Nei, nei, nei, nei.

328
00:26:18,220 --> 00:26:23,420
Regel nûmer ien fan it oerlibjen fan in horror
film is nea fertrouwe de leafde ynteresse.

329
00:26:23,740 --> 00:26:24,740
Sjoch nei him.

330
00:26:25,160 --> 00:26:31,120
Hy hat dat nuvere loaie each dy't poarret
skonk en hy droolet as in psychopaat.

331
00:26:31,640 --> 00:26:33,140
Hy hat dat stompe skonk.

332
00:26:33,440 --> 00:26:35,880
Makket de bal raar en griezelig.

333
00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:37,540
Ik haw gjin stompe.

334
00:26:37,780 --> 00:26:38,780
Ik bin klear.

335
00:26:39,360 --> 00:26:41,440
Oh. Sjoch net nei my.

336
00:26:42,720 --> 00:26:44,140
Krekt út dyn plicht.

337
00:26:45,060 --> 00:26:46,060
Pensjonearre.

338
00:26:46,419 --> 00:26:48,700
Harkje, Doofy, wy kinne jo echt brûke
help.

339
00:26:49,240 --> 00:26:51,700
Ja. Ik kin net werom nei dat libben.

340
00:26:51,920 --> 00:26:55,940
Plus, wy binne yn 'e midden fan in wrâldwide
pandemy. Okee, ik haatsje it te brekken

341
00:26:55,960 --> 00:26:58,200
mar COVID is foarby west foar, lykas,
jierren.

342
00:26:59,260 --> 00:27:00,260
Werklik?

343
00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:01,720
Ja.

344
00:27:04,440 --> 00:27:05,440
Blinder!

345
00:27:06,180 --> 00:27:08,080
Wat sil ik mei dit alles dwaan
snoep?

346
00:27:10,620 --> 00:27:14,580
Gean derút. Ik wol net dat spoekstrit te finen is
my. En kom net werom.

347
00:27:36,260 --> 00:27:37,260
Okee,

348
00:27:39,520 --> 00:27:43,240
gewoan om't er douchte betsjut net
dat... Ja, ik douchte net. ik gewoan

349
00:27:43,240 --> 00:27:44,700
wetter út myn mûle.

350
00:27:45,100 --> 00:27:46,100
Wolle jo wat?

351
00:27:46,180 --> 00:27:47,180
Nee, dat is goed.

352
00:27:47,360 --> 00:27:48,360
Ik die. Kom op, sappig.

353
00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:49,760
Ja, doch it.

354
00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:53,460
Sarah, komt dyn Fietnam-mem? Of
kinne wy begjinne te praten oer dit plot?

355
00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:57,700
Uh... Hoi.

356
00:27:58,880 --> 00:27:59,880
Do kaamst.

357
00:27:59,960 --> 00:28:03,740
Net yn 15 jier, skat. Mar ik die
keapje dit.

358
00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:06,100
Nije roas, dus de fingers krúst.

359
00:28:35,720 --> 00:28:38,880
út it weed, reek, dyn leafde foar de
McRib en rasistyske plysjes?

360
00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:40,860
Ik tocht net dat jo in kâns hiene.

361
00:28:41,180 --> 00:28:42,220
Ja, dat is in ferskriklike opmerking.

362
00:28:43,500 --> 00:28:44,500
Hoi, Sam.

363
00:28:44,740 --> 00:28:46,180
Stopje mei glimkjend nei my!

364
00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:49,600
Shit!

365
00:28:49,840 --> 00:28:50,840
Wildstar!

366
00:28:51,100 --> 00:28:56,460
Wildstar! Wildstar! Hee, hy
yntellektueel útskeakele. Dat is krekt hoe

367
00:28:56,540 --> 00:29:00,620
do dronken honky. Hee, hei, hei. Net dwaan
neam dy wite teef in honky. Kom op,

368
00:29:00,700 --> 00:29:01,700
hawwe wat respekt.

369
00:29:06,510 --> 00:29:08,010
It moat in soarte fan flok wêze.

370
00:29:08,210 --> 00:29:09,210
Hee, elkenien.

371
00:29:09,830 --> 00:29:10,830
Sjoch wat ik krige.

372
00:29:11,270 --> 00:29:16,130
Non-branded gelatine winkel makke mei
harsens alkohol en GHB. Dus gjinien

373
00:29:16,130 --> 00:29:19,250
Sipping dy namme tastimming ta libben lang
tiid, dat ik ferûntskuldigje.

374
00:29:19,490 --> 00:29:21,070
Nim ien. Ik hâld fan mysels te wêzen.

375
00:29:22,230 --> 00:29:23,510
Nee. Jo wis, poppe?

376
00:30:06,100 --> 00:30:07,100
Do wist,

377
00:30:21,120 --> 00:30:25,580
Ma, dit plak kin sa cool wêze as jo
hie dêr as in bierpongtafel,

378
00:30:25,640 --> 00:30:26,660
miskien as in snackmuorre.

379
00:30:26,940 --> 00:30:29,920
Wat witte jo oer cool? Doe't ik wie
dyn leeftyd, Ik wie popping flessen mei

380
00:30:30,040 --> 00:30:33,440
Puff Daddy, P. Diddy, Diddy, allegear
Shons.

381
00:30:34,520 --> 00:30:37,520
Dat is net sa goed. Jo mem wie de
freak yn 'e frije kursus.

382
00:30:38,380 --> 00:30:40,540
Wolle jo wat cools sjen?

383
00:30:41,020 --> 00:30:42,140
Ik sil dy wat cool sjen litte.

384
00:31:39,120 --> 00:31:42,880
Ted Bundy sjocht der út as in skoalle
skutter. Ik tink dat jo de moardner. Och, ik?

385
00:31:43,060 --> 00:31:45,280
Okee, hoe sit it mei deputearre Doofy oer
dêr?

386
00:31:45,500 --> 00:31:46,540
Ik haw gjin motyf.

387
00:31:46,780 --> 00:31:47,780
Jo witte, wat is myn motyf?

388
00:31:48,120 --> 00:31:49,800
Jo wiene de moardner yn 'e earste film.

389
00:31:50,480 --> 00:31:55,080
Moatte jo net opsletten wurde? Nee, ik haw it
pardon. Foaral troch de stoarm

390
00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:57,380
de Capitol, do witst. Ik krige bewiis.

391
00:31:57,880 --> 00:31:58,880
It bin ik.

392
00:31:59,180 --> 00:32:00,180
Ik bin oplaat.

393
00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:01,240
Dat is in moaie hit.

394
00:32:01,360 --> 00:32:03,340
Hoe sit it mei Jeff?

395
00:32:04,100 --> 00:32:05,100
Hoe sit it mei my?

396
00:32:05,150 --> 00:32:09,190
As immen hjir problemen hat dat kin
liede ta moard, lit my yn 'e

397
00:32:09,550 --> 00:32:11,210
Transpaming is net cool, goed?

398
00:32:11,610 --> 00:32:12,770
Hy is gewoan in keardel.

399
00:32:13,210 --> 00:32:16,130
Minus de foar lichemskrêft en de pik
diel.

400
00:32:16,410 --> 00:32:18,310
Hee, jo witte net wat ik del haw
hjir, goed?

401
00:32:18,570 --> 00:32:19,529
Ik doch.

402
00:32:19,530 --> 00:32:24,950
Hee, hei. Harkje, wat wy oant no ta witte is
elkenien dy't oanfallen is is besibbe

403
00:32:24,950 --> 00:32:26,410
nei de oarspronklike karakters.

404
00:32:26,710 --> 00:32:27,770
Se woene it bern deadzje.

405
00:32:31,880 --> 00:32:35,820
En wat no? Yep, it is as in reboot en
in ferfolch mongen mei legacy karakters

406
00:32:35,820 --> 00:32:40,280
mei nije karakters en in besykjen om
feed yn bullshit nostalgy en bring

407
00:32:40,280 --> 00:32:43,340
mear fans nei it teater. Krekt as lêste
jier I Know What You Did Last Simmer.

408
00:32:45,640 --> 00:32:46,599
Is dat in film?

409
00:32:46,600 --> 00:32:49,760
Wat haw ik ferline simmer dien? tink ik
do hast it oer de simmer dy't ik kearde

410
00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:50,719
moai. Ja.

411
00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:52,380
Ray, wannear bist hjir kommen?

412
00:32:52,700 --> 00:32:54,300
Ik rûn hjir yn. Ik wie krekt omhingje
troch it minimum.

413
00:32:58,890 --> 00:33:01,870
ús moardner skriuwt syn eigen ferzje fan
horror film.

414
00:33:02,150 --> 00:33:06,650
Okee, dus neffens de rebooty-oprop
regels, wa is de moardner?

415
00:33:07,270 --> 00:33:09,550
Ik tink dat it frij dúdlik is.

416
00:33:12,770 --> 00:33:13,770
WSO?

417
00:33:14,310 --> 00:33:15,310
Jo, wyfke.

418
00:33:15,430 --> 00:33:18,070
My? Jonges, ik bin net de moardner.

419
00:33:18,370 --> 00:33:23,270
Ghostface foel tiisdei oan om my te lokjen
werom hjir. Ik tink dat hy tiisdei oanfallen hat

420
00:33:23,270 --> 00:33:24,310
helje dy werom hjir.

421
00:33:24,550 --> 00:33:26,670
Sa koe er my hjir werom krije.

422
00:33:27,210 --> 00:33:30,230
Hy wol de OG's deadzje. Dat wie in
flex.

423
00:33:30,690 --> 00:33:31,690
Ja, dat klinkt better.

424
00:33:31,870 --> 00:33:33,190
Fuck dit!

425
00:33:33,570 --> 00:33:35,470
En fok dy, mem!

426
00:33:36,070 --> 00:33:37,750
Oan dyn mem?

427
00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:11,480
Agent Underwood?

428
00:34:11,820 --> 00:34:13,199
Ik sil dy ien hint jaan.

429
00:34:13,820 --> 00:34:15,639
Wat is dyn favorite enge film?

430
00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:18,100
No, ik gean mei Saltburn.

431
00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:20,920
Ik bedoel, it lid op dy Ingelske keardel
wie freeslik.

432
00:34:21,360 --> 00:34:25,500
En Ken Jeong syn junk yn The Hangover wie
in folle bettere ôfbylding fan it mantsje

433
00:34:25,500 --> 00:34:28,040
anatomy. No, wat wolle jo,
fuckface?

434
00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:32,219
No, ik skilje gewoan om jo dat te fertellen
tsjin 'e tiid dat jo thús komme, sil ik hawwe

435
00:34:32,219 --> 00:34:33,420
hat dyn poppe ôfsletten.

436
00:34:34,320 --> 00:34:35,480
Hé, klootzak.

437
00:34:35,920 --> 00:34:36,920
Wês de jonge.

438
00:35:04,330 --> 00:35:05,330
foar dit?

439
00:35:05,850 --> 00:35:07,430
Lit my dy helpe.

440
00:35:08,030 --> 00:35:10,370
Ik haw dyn poppe lul.

441
00:35:10,910 --> 00:35:12,490
Winky, winky, winky, winky.

442
00:35:22,050 --> 00:35:23,830
Goed, hjir geane wy.

443
00:35:24,290 --> 00:35:25,810
Wat wolsto, fuckface?

444
00:35:26,250 --> 00:35:29,290
As heit, as soan.

445
00:35:30,170 --> 00:35:32,450
Ik begryp dat jo allinich thús binne.

446
00:35:33,390 --> 00:35:38,510
Pa is út, mar it swimbad guy, de
túnman, en de loodgieter binne hjir allegear,

447
00:35:38,590 --> 00:35:40,770
lulk. Sjoch út dyn finster.

448
00:35:45,750 --> 00:35:48,730
Nee, mar se binne de rêchbonke fan 'e
Amerikaanske arbeidskrêft.

449
00:35:49,850 --> 00:35:51,510
En ik bin te wyt om dy banen te dwaan.

450
00:35:51,970 --> 00:35:53,130
Mar snije oan 'e efterfolging.

451
00:35:53,530 --> 00:35:55,310
Ik sil dy ien fraach stelle.

452
00:35:55,650 --> 00:35:58,270
As jo ​​antwurdzje goed, do wennest.

453
00:35:58,710 --> 00:36:02,290
Wa wie de moardner yn Horror Movie?

454
00:36:02,880 --> 00:36:07,720
Och, dat wie maklik. It wie Bobby en doe
K. Ray, de man dy't hielendal yn wie

455
00:36:07,720 --> 00:36:10,900
dudes, ek al bewearde er dat er net wie.
Klassike homofoby fan 'e jierren 2000.

456
00:36:11,200 --> 00:36:13,040
Mar ik haw dy, teef. Ferkeard.

457
00:36:13,300 --> 00:36:17,140
Jo hawwe spesjale offisier Doofy fergetten. No
do dea.

458
00:36:25,740 --> 00:36:26,840
Oh, fuck dat!

459
00:36:28,660 --> 00:36:31,080
Dat moatte jo wierskynlik antwurdzje.

460
00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:34,250
Ik kin ... Ik kin letterlik sjoch dy besykje
om myn pakket te stellen.

461
00:36:35,430 --> 00:36:36,570
Ach, shit.

462
00:36:36,890 --> 00:36:38,930
Dat wie maklik.

463
00:36:41,850 --> 00:36:44,990
Immen by Steak's. lit ús gean,
Puff.

464
00:36:47,890 --> 00:36:48,890
Wat tinkt jo?

465
00:36:48,950 --> 00:36:52,110
Foarsichtich. Jo soene neat litte wolle
killer do dit.

466
00:36:52,370 --> 00:36:55,850
Jo steane op it punt om te identifisearjen as dea.

467
00:37:02,700 --> 00:37:03,700
In famke.

468
00:37:10,360 --> 00:37:16,880
Kom op, famke! It is dy Ghostface-show
foar dy! Dit is Kiki West foar

469
00:37:16,880 --> 00:37:20,900
OnlyFans Rapid News. Rapid Nijs? Jo
betsjutte BAPid Nijs! Jo hawwe net iens in

470
00:37:20,900 --> 00:37:22,620
kameraman! Myn apparatuer!

471
00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:25,400
Ekskusearje my.

472
00:37:27,320 --> 00:37:28,320
Och heden.

473
00:37:28,420 --> 00:37:29,740
Do bist... Ja, ja.

474
00:37:30,110 --> 00:37:34,130
trije kear Emmy nominearre foar treflik
prestaasje yn sensasjonele rapportaazje.

475
00:37:34,370 --> 00:37:38,550
Ik soe sizze de dame fan
Freonen, mar koarter as it glês fan

476
00:37:38,610 --> 00:37:40,510
Soest dat sizze?

477
00:37:40,730 --> 00:37:44,490
Jo serieus witte net wa't ik bin? Baby
famke, Ik bin Doofus.

478
00:37:45,390 --> 00:37:48,910
Hagel Storm. Gean de hel út 'e wei!

479
00:37:54,190 --> 00:37:55,190
Doofus?

480
00:37:58,730 --> 00:37:59,750
Jo binne gjin dei âlder.

481
00:38:00,310 --> 00:38:03,030
Jo binne âlder as in miljoen dagen. Dat is
krekt wat ik ymplisearje. Jo, dyn

482
00:38:03,030 --> 00:38:04,030
fingers fielde as geslachtsdielen.

483
00:38:04,270 --> 00:38:06,250
Wat dogge jo yn dat bespotlik
unifoarm?

484
00:38:07,210 --> 00:38:08,410
Ik bin wer op 'e saak.

485
00:38:08,730 --> 00:38:10,050
Ja, ik sil Ghostface buste.

486
00:38:10,570 --> 00:38:17,410
No, um, fertel my, Special Needs Officer
Doofy, um, binne der fertochten

487
00:38:17,410 --> 00:38:20,530
yn dizze tragyske noch folslein
foarsisber ynsidint?

488
00:38:20,770 --> 00:38:22,070
Ik koe dy net sizze litte.

489
00:38:22,410 --> 00:38:23,950
Nei, nei, nei, nei.

490
00:38:24,250 --> 00:38:25,950
Ja dat kinsto. ik net. Ja.

491
00:38:26,690 --> 00:38:27,690
Sa gemien.

492
00:38:31,220 --> 00:38:35,340
Hee, tink om doe't jo joegen
blowjobs foar gefoelige ynformaasje?

493
00:38:35,940 --> 00:38:39,400
Ik jou gjin pijpen mear, goed?
Ik bin ek neat.

494
00:38:39,680 --> 00:38:40,680
Okee, sorry.

495
00:38:41,200 --> 00:38:45,040
Ik jou no handjobs, mar it ferhaal
better wêze goed. Okee, ik sil in hânwurk dwaan.

496
00:38:45,080 --> 00:38:46,240
Litte wy it dwaan. Litte wy it dwaan.

497
00:39:17,260 --> 00:39:18,540
Miskien moat weed net legaal wêze.

498
00:39:21,720 --> 00:39:22,920
Fuck ja, it moat.

499
00:39:27,680 --> 00:39:28,680
Hallo,

500
00:39:34,740 --> 00:39:39,080
koart. Jo wisten net dat smoken is
min foar dy?

501
00:39:39,340 --> 00:39:45,800
No, eins, weed is net min foar dy.
Jo hawwe vitamine T, C, en H, C, B, en

502
00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:46,800
D.

503
00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:48,240
Wat is der oan de hân, Shorty?

504
00:39:48,540 --> 00:39:50,980
Jo sjogge in bytsje anty.

505
00:39:51,340 --> 00:39:56,540
Miskien omdat der in maskere serial is
killer nipt tee yn myn den.

506
00:39:56,940 --> 00:39:59,560
Shorty, do bist myn nigga. Ik bedoel, freon.

507
00:39:59,880 --> 00:40:01,780
Asjebleaft. Oke.

508
00:40:05,620 --> 00:40:07,380
Wolle jo ophâlde mei smoken?

509
00:40:07,640 --> 00:40:09,840
No, om earlik te wêzen, ik besocht op te hâlden.

510
00:40:10,060 --> 00:40:13,500
Mar myn mem sei: ik bring gjin nee op
quitters.

511
00:40:14,340 --> 00:40:15,380
Dus ik hâld op mei opjaan.

512
00:40:15,740 --> 00:40:16,900
Wy kinne hypnose besykje.

513
00:40:17,320 --> 00:40:21,800
Bro, it kin my net skele hoefolle pocket
horloazjes dy't jo besykje foar my te swaaien

514
00:40:21,940 --> 00:40:23,180
It sil net wurkje, soan.

515
00:40:23,420 --> 00:40:25,240
Jo kinne my net magnetisearje.

516
00:40:25,620 --> 00:40:26,620
Sliep.

517
00:40:29,840 --> 00:40:30,840
Shorty.

518
00:40:33,140 --> 00:40:34,140
Hoe giet it?

519
00:40:34,460 --> 00:40:36,740
Fertel my oer dyn mem.

520
00:40:38,360 --> 00:40:39,339
Ferdomme, nigga.

521
00:40:39,340 --> 00:40:43,200
Litte wy begjinne mei wat ljocht. Lykas,
slikke jo kont? Ja of nee?

522
00:40:43,500 --> 00:40:44,520
It antwurd is ja.

523
00:40:45,930 --> 00:40:48,230
Dus wat is der mei har bard, Shorty?

524
00:40:50,630 --> 00:40:51,830
Se kaam thús.

525
00:40:53,150 --> 00:40:55,290
Har auto waard parkeard oan de kant fan de
dyk.

526
00:40:56,130 --> 00:40:57,250
Der siet immen yn.

527
00:40:58,190 --> 00:41:00,050
En der barde wat slims.

528
00:41:04,410 --> 00:41:05,830
Wêrom hawwe jo gjinien belle?

529
00:41:06,270 --> 00:41:07,270
Ik koe net.

530
00:41:07,370 --> 00:41:08,450
Ik hie in warrant.

531
00:41:18,730 --> 00:41:19,930
Ik begon jong, nigga.

532
00:41:21,330 --> 00:41:23,890
Och, wat sjochsto?

533
00:41:25,890 --> 00:41:31,790
Ik sjoch in grutte eksploazje fan wetter.

534
00:41:33,750 --> 00:41:35,510
It wie as in sulveren gloeilampe.

535
00:41:39,890 --> 00:41:41,550
Plysje sei dat it wie in moard - selsmoard.

536
00:41:43,170 --> 00:41:44,370
Se hat dy man fermoarde.

537
00:41:44,610 --> 00:41:48,110
Doe't se iepene de auto doar, syn
lyts lichem krekt glide út.

538
00:42:06,430 --> 00:42:08,030
Do bist ferlamme.

539
00:42:09,950 --> 00:42:13,690
No, sakje yn 'e stoel.

540
00:42:14,010 --> 00:42:15,310
Nee, wachtsje. Sinke.

541
00:43:21,770 --> 00:43:22,770
Dankewol.

542
00:43:51,400 --> 00:43:52,400
Dit hat Elon Musk west.

543
00:44:24,590 --> 00:44:28,050
wierskynlik rjocht. Se is stoer, mar litte wy
sjoch har yn 'e snie stutsen wurde.

544
00:44:28,270 --> 00:44:29,490
Ik gean dea.

545
00:44:29,910 --> 00:44:31,530
Bobby, do bist al dea.

546
00:44:32,010 --> 00:44:36,810
Dizze hallusinaasje is in manifestaasje fan
myn eigen skuld foar it wêzen fan in ôfgryslike mem. Of

547
00:44:36,810 --> 00:44:38,390
it kin dizze keamer wêze dat ik krekt kaam.

548
00:44:39,970 --> 00:44:41,390
Jo sille stjerre.

549
00:44:41,930 --> 00:44:44,370
Bitch, jo meitsje my net dea.

550
00:44:50,490 --> 00:44:51,630
Jo sille stjerre.

551
00:45:01,580 --> 00:45:02,700
Elkenien glimket hjir yn.

552
00:45:03,700 --> 00:45:08,160
Oh, um, kinne jo wize my yn 'e
rjochting fan 'e ICU?

553
00:45:08,580 --> 00:45:10,040
Sa of sa?

554
00:45:10,900 --> 00:45:11,900
Besite oeren binne foarby.

555
00:45:12,120 --> 00:45:13,120
Och, ja, fansels.

556
00:45:48,200 --> 00:45:51,460
En dat is dyn skoot. Sjoch, tinke de minsken
it is dyn skoot, mar it is eins

557
00:45:51,460 --> 00:45:54,200
winkeljen. Jonge, dyn hier liket
fondue. It is smoarch.

558
00:46:30,700 --> 00:46:31,700
like dat stront.

559
00:46:33,560 --> 00:46:34,560
Hallo?

560
00:46:36,160 --> 00:46:37,160
Fuck dit.

561
00:46:42,180 --> 00:46:43,180
Ik sil jim allegearre misse.

562
00:47:11,210 --> 00:47:15,110
Net om dy te fermoardzjen of sa.
Wêrom hawwe jo dan handschoenen oan?

563
00:47:16,230 --> 00:47:21,130
Wolle jo leauwe dat ik tink oer
ferklaaid as O.J. Simpson foar

564
00:47:21,130 --> 00:47:22,470
Halloween? Mar dy passe.

565
00:47:23,730 --> 00:47:24,730
Nee!

566
00:47:25,010 --> 00:47:28,370
Net cool, broer. Jo kinne hast net passe. ik
betsjutte ,ne!

567
00:48:06,780 --> 00:48:08,880
Ik moat bettere skriuwers krije.

568
00:48:11,200 --> 00:48:14,520
Wachtsje oant ik myn mes by har stek.

569
00:48:20,890 --> 00:48:22,990
Ik skriem hjir.

570
00:49:14,310 --> 00:49:16,050
Ekskús, út 'e wei.

571
00:49:16,290 --> 00:49:18,750
Stap oan 'e kant. Hawwe jo asjebleaft in kado krigen?

572
00:49:19,210 --> 00:49:20,210
Jippie!

573
00:49:20,770 --> 00:49:21,770
WSO?

574
00:49:24,390 --> 00:49:25,910
Ach, dwaal soan.

575
00:49:34,860 --> 00:49:39,580
Ik sil dyn mem yn kontrôle hâlde. Ik sil bliuwe
dyn mem yn kontrôle. Ik haw de pine. De

576
00:49:39,580 --> 00:49:45,420
agony. Sarah, as ik it net kom.
Serieus, Tish. Stop besykje te winnen in

577
00:49:45,500 --> 00:49:47,260
It is in horrorfilm. It sil nea barre.

578
00:49:47,780 --> 00:49:48,980
Freegje gewoan Demi Moore.

579
00:49:50,080 --> 00:49:51,900
Nee. Nei.

580
00:49:52,580 --> 00:49:53,660
Nee. Nei.

581
00:49:54,120 --> 00:49:55,120
Nee.

582
00:49:56,340 --> 00:49:57,340
Nee.

583
00:50:03,600 --> 00:50:06,100
Ik wist dat jo hjir wêze soene.

584
00:50:07,880 --> 00:50:09,340
Do hiest it witte moatten.

585
00:50:09,940 --> 00:50:11,240
Do hiest it witte moatten.

586
00:50:24,340 --> 00:50:27,960
Rûk myn finger.

587
00:50:35,690 --> 00:50:36,770
Fuck dyn kont.

588
00:50:40,410 --> 00:50:41,410
Dat is myn kont.

589
00:50:42,350 --> 00:50:43,410
Guon lêste wurden?

590
00:51:05,440 --> 00:51:10,680
En dat is in oare dei fan my krije
betelle gekke jild foar it dwaan absolút

591
00:51:10,680 --> 00:51:13,320
neat. Wêrom jim domme klootzaken
watch.

592
00:51:14,040 --> 00:51:18,160
Ik wol in glêde gjalp jaan oan myn
sponsor.

593
00:51:19,380 --> 00:51:20,740
Angry Orchard.

594
00:51:35,630 --> 00:51:38,790
leginde yn it streaming spultsje, jou it op
foar Kyle Simmons!

595
00:51:48,830 --> 00:51:51,010
Litte wy serieus wurde. Wat bringt dy ta
it petear?

596
00:51:52,190 --> 00:51:55,470
Ik haw dy belle. Jo hawwe my spoek.

597
00:51:56,530 --> 00:52:01,490
Bro, ik tocht dat it ien fan myn gekken wie
kont baby mamas. Dat is myn min. It praten

598
00:52:01,490 --> 00:52:04,790
fan spoeken, immen wol prate mei
dy.

599
00:52:06,030 --> 00:52:07,030
Hallo?

600
00:52:47,790 --> 00:52:48,790
Gean slaan de -

601
00:54:08,680 --> 00:54:14,400
frou haat dy do leau dat de ierde is
plat en do stimde trije kear foar troef

602
00:54:14,400 --> 00:54:20,740
no wat is de stim foar de frou huh ik
leau dat shorthand it beruchte spoek is

603
00:54:20,740 --> 00:54:26,300
gesicht do hast

604
00:54:26,300 --> 00:54:31,760
sjoch der aardich sketchy út i

605
00:54:31,760 --> 00:54:38,680
krige de ferkearde keardel en do witst dat
want do bist siik nee Dus it is allinnich de

606
00:54:38,680 --> 00:54:39,680
restaurant.

607
00:54:41,240 --> 00:54:42,240
Ik wit it net.

608
00:54:42,700 --> 00:54:43,760
Dy man is swart.

609
00:54:44,400 --> 00:54:46,240
Soart fan. Net sa swart.

610
00:54:46,920 --> 00:54:48,180
As saus brún.

611
00:54:51,560 --> 00:54:53,180
Sla him mei dyn sterke hân.

612
00:54:55,160 --> 00:54:56,160
Arrestearje him dochs.

613
00:54:56,400 --> 00:54:57,600
Wierskynlik wat dien, krekt?

614
00:54:58,640 --> 00:55:00,280
Skeakelje jo lichemskamera's út.

615
00:55:00,960 --> 00:55:03,180
Dizze hagelbui, wolkom werom.

616
00:55:03,560 --> 00:55:05,920
Doc, ik smeek dy. Jo moatte my helpe.

617
00:55:06,160 --> 00:55:08,860
jonger. Dizze lytse teefkes binne
deadzje my út dêr. Se hawwe oan

618
00:55:08,860 --> 00:55:14,220
mar in woarst omhulsel en in ring ljocht.
Fertrou my mei dizze ferdwûne, ferneatige,

619
00:55:14,340 --> 00:55:18,000
leeftyd-ferwoaste lichem en ik sil dy meitsje
hiele.

620
00:55:18,420 --> 00:55:20,700
Ien jier fuort's white lady special
komt rjocht omheech.

621
00:55:20,920 --> 00:55:24,600
Tank. Ik sil in rappe fideo spielje
op de ins en outs fan de proseduere en

622
00:55:24,600 --> 00:55:25,600
dan sille wy begjinne.

623
00:55:29,560 --> 00:55:32,000
Wolle jo dat jo net sa âld wiene en
saggy?

624
00:55:33,020 --> 00:55:34,280
Wolle jo dat jo jonger wiene?

625
00:55:35,150 --> 00:55:36,150
Hjir boppe.

626
00:55:36,450 --> 00:55:37,450
Nochris fûl.

627
00:55:37,950 --> 00:55:43,190
Ien inkele ynjeksje ûntslutet jo DNA,
it meitsjen fan in nije barriêre.

628
00:55:44,910 --> 00:55:47,090
Dit is it spul.

629
00:55:48,430 --> 00:55:52,810
Doc, dit is net dat Buena Paltrow-krap
dat makket dy rûkt as in vag, is it?

630
00:57:39,400 --> 00:57:40,400
Jo tocht it.

631
00:57:40,800 --> 00:57:44,460
Wite chips oan myn kont.

632
00:57:44,820 --> 00:57:47,280
Ik fiel my heul nij.

633
00:57:47,780 --> 00:57:50,900
Ik fiel my heul nij.

634
00:57:52,680 --> 00:57:53,980
Hee, Sarah.

635
00:57:55,760 --> 00:58:02,280
Tiisdei besocht ik dy te besykjen. ik bin
sorry foar alles, benammen

636
00:58:02,280 --> 00:58:06,060
dyn namme. It wie tiisdei taco. ik wie
super dronken.

637
00:58:06,410 --> 00:58:08,970
Mar ik beloof dy, ik sil deadzje dit
klootzak.

638
00:58:09,370 --> 00:58:13,090
It is goed, echt. Wy binne cool. ik net.
Wy geane nei de auto. Ik gean nei

639
00:58:13,090 --> 00:58:14,390
bring dy nei de auto.

640
00:58:14,610 --> 00:58:16,370
Ik bin yn myn dea stutsen, stomme.

641
00:58:16,650 --> 00:58:19,130
Ik nim Joaden fan dit alles ôf.

642
00:58:20,370 --> 00:58:25,670
Ik besocht ek te rinnen, mar it folget.

643
00:58:26,890 --> 00:58:30,590
No ferwachtsje jo wierskynlik in
flashback nei dy film, mar it is ek

644
00:58:31,110 --> 00:58:32,810
Ja, en jo sille wierskynlik hawwe
seks.

645
00:59:10,160 --> 00:59:11,280
Candyman. Candyman.

646
00:59:11,980 --> 00:59:13,820
Binne jo wis oer dit? Ja.

647
00:59:14,140 --> 00:59:15,420
Bliuw it sizze.

648
00:59:16,700 --> 00:59:17,700
Candyman.

649
00:59:39,400 --> 00:59:40,400
dat snoep, man?

650
00:59:41,080 --> 00:59:47,920
Ik krige weed gummies, K-nuts, en wat
nimt

651
00:59:47,920 --> 00:59:53,160
do sa lang om te sjen? Kom op,
Clarence. Ik haw dy fiif kear belle,

652
00:59:53,160 --> 00:59:55,780
yn trije. Jo neame my net iens op
de telefoan.

653
00:59:56,100 --> 00:59:59,340
Lokkich gie ik foarby en hearde jim allegearre
troch it gat yn dizze muorre.

654
00:59:59,660 --> 01:00:00,660
Reparearje dy stront.

655
01:00:00,760 --> 01:00:05,080
Do hast dyn kont ticht. Jo moatte gean nei
in proctologist en krije jo hûd sjoen

656
01:00:05,080 --> 01:00:08,320
at. Akne hawwe oer de leeftyd fan 40 is
wyld wurk.

657
01:00:08,720 --> 01:00:11,820
Ik sjoch better dan dit, nigga. Miskien op
dizze kant. Hee, der is gjin tiid foar

658
01:00:11,820 --> 01:00:14,660
slaan. Wy steane op it punt om heech te wêzen. Wy
gean 'feest, soan.

659
01:00:15,960 --> 01:00:19,960
Lokkige Halloween, allegear.

660
01:00:20,360 --> 01:00:21,480
Rock out mei dat gesicht.

661
01:00:21,920 --> 01:00:22,779
Dat kloppet.

662
01:00:22,780 --> 01:00:23,780
Ophelje.

663
01:00:24,220 --> 01:00:25,220
Hee.

664
01:00:25,480 --> 01:00:27,020
Ik hâld der fan. Kom der yn.

665
01:00:27,480 --> 01:00:28,480
Do sjochst der sa goed út.

666
01:00:28,920 --> 01:00:29,920
Hast dyn suster sjoen?

667
01:00:31,820 --> 01:00:32,820
Ray,

668
01:00:33,320 --> 01:00:34,320
hasto Gay sjoen?

669
01:00:34,500 --> 01:00:37,120
Ik kin har net fine sûnt se gie nei dat
protest.

670
01:00:37,700 --> 01:00:38,700
Nee.

671
01:00:44,560 --> 01:00:45,560
Nee, Brenda, dat is gay.

672
01:00:46,300 --> 01:00:48,500
Jake Gyllenhaal út Brokeback Mountain.

673
01:00:49,220 --> 01:00:52,220
Ik winskje dat ik wist hoe't ik dy ferlitte soe, mar ik
kin net.

674
01:00:53,580 --> 01:00:55,080
Jo hâlde fan dy film.

675
01:00:55,840 --> 01:01:01,660
Hee, Brenda, hasto myn grutte âlde sjoen
tas snoep? It hie sûkelade,

676
01:01:01,720 --> 01:01:06,360
lollipops. It wurdt mist. Nei, nei,
nee, it mist net. Ik joech it út oan

677
01:01:06,360 --> 01:01:07,360
de sûkerbehannelers.

678
01:01:07,600 --> 01:01:09,380
Brenda, dat is snor.

679
01:02:23,620 --> 01:02:24,620
Hey!

680
01:02:39,580 --> 01:02:43,220
Witte jo hoefolle poppe seehûnen stjerre
mikroplastyk?

681
01:02:58,360 --> 01:03:01,840
Myn god, hy stuts har. Sy net.

682
01:03:02,060 --> 01:03:03,760
Myn foarnamwurden binne se.

683
01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:05,280
Hy stuts se.

684
01:03:05,520 --> 01:03:08,520
Ik bin boppe de 40. Hoe moat ik bliuwe
mei dit alles?

685
01:03:08,820 --> 01:03:09,820
Hy is net ferkeard.

686
01:03:10,080 --> 01:03:14,900
It is Karens lykas jo dy't de hâlde
patriarchaat gean mei de knibbels op ús

687
01:03:14,900 --> 01:03:17,660
nekke. No spielje jo de racekaart?

688
01:03:17,920 --> 01:03:20,540
Ik haw genôch fan har stront. Slechte shit,
teef.

689
01:03:29,740 --> 01:03:33,840
Goed, negearje de beledigingen. Dat dogge se net
realisearje dat wy hjir binne om har te helpen.

690
01:03:34,200 --> 01:03:38,500
Toxyske manlikheid en mansplaining
helpt net ien.

691
01:03:38,920 --> 01:03:40,560
Hoe is myn manlikheid giftich?

692
01:03:40,900 --> 01:03:42,500
Ik hâld fan froulju en sport.

693
01:03:42,940 --> 01:03:44,100
Gewoan net tegearre.

694
01:03:44,360 --> 01:03:45,360
Kom hjir, teef.

695
01:04:03,950 --> 01:04:05,210
Omke Shorty? Wat is der oan de hân, neef?

696
01:04:05,890 --> 01:04:07,030
Mei ik dy wat freegje?

697
01:04:08,070 --> 01:04:09,070
Ja, wiswier.

698
01:04:10,390 --> 01:04:13,990
It giet oer, jo witte, hoe't jo delkomme kinne
in famke.

699
01:04:14,870 --> 01:04:16,050
Hawwe jo it oer it iten fan kut?

700
01:04:16,930 --> 01:04:19,070
Ja. Ik bin sa krûpt, mar ja.

701
01:04:19,370 --> 01:04:22,930
Dus miskien as jo ophâlde te praten as in 14
-jier âld wyt famke, kinne jo leare

702
01:04:22,930 --> 01:04:25,130
wat. Goed, dus harkje.

703
01:04:25,350 --> 01:04:29,450
It earste wat jo moatte dwaan, jo moatte
fersprieden de man. Jo moatte it iepenje.

704
01:04:29,450 --> 01:04:30,450
ien fan dy dingen.

705
01:04:30,690 --> 01:04:31,890
Soms kinne jo twa brûke.

706
01:04:32,440 --> 01:04:33,720
Twa fingers, sa dêr.

707
01:04:34,480 --> 01:04:38,920
No, ienris krije jo it der allegear yn, no
do moatst dyn tonge brûke.

708
01:04:39,220 --> 01:04:40,500
Jo kinne der net bang foar wêze.

709
01:04:43,600 --> 01:04:45,220
Lean der yn.

710
01:04:45,640 --> 01:04:47,220
Nei, nee, nee. Jo dogge it te fluch.

711
01:04:48,740 --> 01:04:49,740
Harkje.

712
01:04:49,960 --> 01:04:51,680
Jo moatte sêft wêze. Jo moatte prate mei
it.

713
01:04:54,000 --> 01:04:55,000
Boom.

714
01:04:56,980 --> 01:04:58,320
It is as rôlje yn it bloed.

715
01:04:58,640 --> 01:05:00,040
Alles watst dwaan moatst, neef,

716
01:05:03,880 --> 01:05:04,880
Suit dat stront.

717
01:05:06,140 --> 01:05:07,140
Befetsje ik.

718
01:05:07,440 --> 01:05:11,580
En, uh, as jo wolle leare te slikjen
kont, dat is dyn mem.

719
01:05:12,620 --> 01:05:16,220
Och, do fielst sa goed.

720
01:05:17,260 --> 01:05:19,440
Oh, oh, oh, jo.

721
01:05:20,040 --> 01:05:22,540
Elle, ik wol wat besykje.

722
01:05:22,840 --> 01:05:25,100
Ik tocht dat jo seine dat jo my noait litte soene
pet dy.

723
01:05:25,320 --> 01:05:26,320
Wat? Nee.

724
01:05:26,940 --> 01:05:27,940
Relax.

725
01:05:28,280 --> 01:05:29,600
Ik wol dy mar priuwe.

726
01:05:32,000 --> 01:05:33,000
Okee.

727
01:05:34,680 --> 01:05:35,720
Dinner tiid.

728
01:05:36,560 --> 01:05:38,480
Ach jo. Kom hjir, poppe.

729
01:05:39,820 --> 01:05:42,300
Och, foarsichtich.

730
01:05:42,680 --> 01:05:43,880
Mikey is in gangster.

731
01:05:44,280 --> 01:05:46,960
Oh, it is gangster.

732
01:05:47,340 --> 01:05:50,820
Okee. Hy wol al wat mear. Ja.

733
01:05:54,740 --> 01:05:58,640
Jo fiele safolle better en better as
se.

734
01:05:58,860 --> 01:06:02,240
Kom der wer yn. Ja, lik it.

735
01:06:04,780 --> 01:06:06,720
Ik moat har ôfmeitsje.

736
01:06:07,740 --> 01:06:10,460
Oh myn God!

737
01:06:14,040 --> 01:06:15,540
Krekt as in stomp rôlje.

738
01:06:16,720 --> 01:06:18,340
No alles wat ik dwaan moat is it slaan.

739
01:06:21,420 --> 01:06:22,420
Ow!

740
01:06:26,360 --> 01:06:28,220
Wat de fuck? Hey dêr.

741
01:06:28,540 --> 01:06:30,260
Wy hearden fertellen fan in Halloween-feest.

742
01:06:30,820 --> 01:06:34,340
Dat diene jo no, net? Wy binne hjir om
drinke en spylje minne muzyk.

743
01:06:34,680 --> 01:06:35,780
Doch wat heal-gay stront.

744
01:06:36,480 --> 01:06:37,700
Wêrom krekt heal-homo?

745
01:06:38,220 --> 01:06:39,220
Kin ik dy helpe?

746
01:06:39,580 --> 01:06:41,040
As jo ús gewoan útnoegje.

747
01:06:41,580 --> 01:06:42,840
Wêrom hawwe jo in útnoeging nedich?

748
01:06:43,220 --> 01:06:46,460
Wite minsken komme net útnoege op feesten
de hiele tiid mei harren lytse nasty

749
01:06:46,460 --> 01:06:49,740
- ezel kasserollen. Flak as shit. Jimme
better begjinne te brûken wat Lowry.

750
01:06:50,180 --> 01:06:53,780
En wêrom krige se har smoarge -ezelfuotten?
It like derop dat jo om porno rûnen

751
01:06:53,780 --> 01:06:56,120
set de hiele dei. Krige se trailer blok
teannen.

752
01:06:56,400 --> 01:06:59,140
Ik tink dat jo op it ferkearde plak binne.

753
01:06:59,560 --> 01:07:00,560
Jo spylje allegear?

754
01:07:01,220 --> 01:07:03,720
Nee. Wy leauwe yn muzyk.

755
01:07:04,350 --> 01:07:07,190
ûngelikens. Hoe oer dat wy jim allegearre sjen litte?
It is goed, nee.

756
01:07:08,450 --> 01:07:14,750
No, wy geane fierder nei it easten
kant oan a

757
01:07:14,750 --> 01:07:17,710
deluxe appartemint yn 'e himel.

758
01:07:18,830 --> 01:07:22,450
Wy geane fierder omheech. It gentrifies de
jaloerskens.

759
01:07:22,890 --> 01:07:26,510
Wheezy rôlet om yn har grêf
no krekt. Jo kinne dit net dwaan oan de

760
01:07:26,510 --> 01:07:27,510
nasjonaal wûnder.

761
01:07:43,400 --> 01:07:46,920
yn ien fan dy frat partijen dêr't se
drinke oant se swart wurde en wekker wurde

762
01:07:46,920 --> 01:07:50,160
mei harren booties sear, net witte
wat immen mei in cowboyhoed dien hat

763
01:07:50,160 --> 01:07:51,160
se. Ja, wat?

764
01:07:52,180 --> 01:07:56,480
Okee, goed, wy sille jim litte
allinne, mar wy geane hiel stadich rinne

765
01:07:56,480 --> 01:07:58,440
foar it gefal dat jo allegear fan gedachten feroarje.

766
01:07:59,480 --> 01:08:02,240
Feroarje jo gedachten noch?

767
01:08:02,460 --> 01:08:03,700
Nee hel nee.

768
01:08:04,620 --> 01:08:05,620
Hoe sit it no?

769
01:08:05,800 --> 01:08:06,980
Nee.

770
01:08:07,420 --> 01:08:08,520
Ja? Hell nee.

771
01:08:11,980 --> 01:08:13,300
Goed minsken, it wurdt nuver.

772
01:08:15,660 --> 01:08:16,660
Jongens,

773
01:08:17,460 --> 01:08:20,439
Ik tink dat ik hjir in iepen finster seach.
Dat finster is ticht.

774
01:08:20,760 --> 01:08:21,760
Net foar lang.

775
01:08:45,550 --> 01:08:47,870
Ik tocht dat inhalers it minste plot wiene
apparaat yn elke skiednis.

776
01:08:48,149 --> 01:08:51,890
Dat is wier. Moast omdôch wêze.
Mar wy binne hjir no, dus litte wy it meitsje

777
01:08:51,890 --> 01:08:53,810
it measte dêrfan. En de wite klean oan!

778
01:08:55,350 --> 01:08:56,350
Sarah?

779
01:09:00,710 --> 01:09:03,950
Hallo. Nim dyn suster en kom út
dêr no.

780
01:09:04,250 --> 01:09:06,550
Okee, leave? Ik bin in folwoeksen frou.

781
01:09:06,970 --> 01:09:10,810
Mem, ik hoech neat te dwaan
do fertelst my te dwaan. Dat is de

782
01:09:10,810 --> 01:09:12,630
dêr't dyn skoansoan dy fermoarde hat
minsken.

783
01:09:13,050 --> 01:09:14,450
Immen woe him dêr krije.

784
01:09:15,310 --> 01:09:18,870
Wat betsjut dat immen my wol krije
dêr.

785
01:09:19,210 --> 01:09:23,770
Oh myn God, dit giet net oer dy. Wêrom binne
do dit? Want do bist sa

786
01:09:23,770 --> 01:09:24,890
fier fuort.

787
01:09:25,689 --> 01:09:28,250
Wachtsje, hâld op. Binne jo tracking myn
telefoan?

788
01:09:28,649 --> 01:09:31,029
Shh, jo binne útinoar. Jo, shh.

789
01:10:03,660 --> 01:10:05,800
Okee? Ik haw krekt fûn dit ding yn 'e
skuorre.

790
01:10:06,020 --> 01:10:07,020
Jeez.

791
01:10:12,960 --> 01:10:14,160
Kom op, broer.

792
01:10:14,800 --> 01:10:15,920
Dat is noch slimmer.

793
01:10:17,060 --> 01:10:21,240
Ik bedoelde it net sa. Guon fan myn
bêste slachtoffers binne swart.

794
01:10:24,700 --> 01:10:27,840
En in oare broer falt it slachtoffer fan it gewear
geweld.

795
01:10:28,280 --> 01:10:30,520
It docht bliken dat ras noch in probleem is.

796
01:10:30,880 --> 01:10:31,880
Dat is net earlik.

797
01:10:32,090 --> 01:10:34,190
Jo witte, swarte eagen stjerre meastentiids earst
yn horrorfilms.

798
01:10:38,010 --> 01:10:41,690
Ja! Jou gewoan in hiele nije betsjutting oan
Dead by Daylight.

799
01:10:42,550 --> 01:10:43,550
Ja.

800
01:10:46,830 --> 01:10:48,250
Goofy kont hjir wei.

801
01:10:50,510 --> 01:10:51,510
Hallo,

802
01:10:52,430 --> 01:10:53,430
koart.

803
01:10:54,570 --> 01:10:55,570
Nim him, skat!

804
01:10:57,390 --> 01:11:00,170
Jo wiene op it punt om ynhierd te wurden.

805
01:11:09,920 --> 01:11:12,520
Och, wêrom rinne jo efterút, soan?

806
01:11:12,780 --> 01:11:13,940
Och nee, ik bin it net.

807
01:11:14,300 --> 01:11:16,700
Der is wat mis mei my. Man, do bist in
motyf fan de dei.

808
01:11:17,360 --> 01:11:20,120
Spultsje oan, teef.

809
01:11:51,499 --> 01:11:56,180
Ik bin NET de moardner.

810
01:11:56,600 --> 01:11:58,240
Ik bin net iens sa posityf.

811
01:11:58,500 --> 01:11:59,500
Ik bin faam.

812
01:11:59,880 --> 01:12:00,880
Echt net.

813
01:12:14,440 --> 01:12:15,540
Akte trije, teven.

814
01:12:17,580 --> 01:12:18,580
Wat?

815
01:12:19,600 --> 01:12:21,000
Wat betsjut dat sels?

816
01:12:22,340 --> 01:12:24,140
It is as de stront del giet.

817
01:12:58,320 --> 01:12:59,920
Hawwe jo ien grutter yn swart?

818
01:13:00,340 --> 01:13:01,840
Och, krekt. Tank.

819
01:13:03,200 --> 01:13:05,920
Hé, wa bisto? John Wike?

820
01:13:06,140 --> 01:13:08,680
Ik soe ballerina sein hawwe, mar gjinien
seach dat stront.

821
01:13:09,460 --> 01:13:10,460
Litte wy dit dwaan.

822
01:13:10,920 --> 01:13:11,920
Okee.

823
01:13:14,880 --> 01:13:15,880
Help.

824
01:13:16,320 --> 01:13:17,320
Stypje my.

825
01:13:17,560 --> 01:13:19,760
Ik soe it gewoan net meitsje as jo fuortgean.

826
01:13:19,980 --> 01:13:21,040
Wat tinkt jo?

827
01:13:22,140 --> 01:13:24,100
Ik tink dat Drake ferlear fan Kendrick.

828
01:13:31,300 --> 01:13:34,900
Oh, dat is seker in trap. Dat docht se net
wit wêr't de poppe is.

829
01:14:55,639 --> 01:15:00,900
Hallo. It liket derop dat jo de earste fergetten hawwe
regel fan it oerlibjen fan in horrorfilm. Nea

830
01:15:00,900 --> 01:15:02,460
antwurdzje de telefoan.

831
01:15:03,620 --> 01:15:06,640
Ik tocht dat de earste regel jo nea wie
druk op de lever.

832
01:15:08,640 --> 01:15:11,800
Werklik? No, ik feroarje regels. Hoe
oer dat?

833
01:15:12,720 --> 01:15:13,720
Nije regel.

834
01:15:14,120 --> 01:15:15,600
Gean josels.

835
01:15:16,220 --> 01:15:17,220
Wachtsje, wachtsje.

836
01:15:18,320 --> 01:15:20,920
Wêrom haatsje jo kasten sa folle?

837
01:15:21,180 --> 01:15:22,620
Ik sei dy om út te kommen.

838
01:15:22,880 --> 01:15:24,480
Ja, no, ik woe net sketten wurde.

839
01:15:41,269 --> 01:15:46,950
It gie oer it ferliezen fan syn frou. Ik bin der wis fan
it is gjin allegory.

840
01:16:22,700 --> 01:16:23,700
Dy famkes sjogge der goed út.

841
01:17:31,400 --> 01:17:33,560
Ik ken dyn suster woansdei, tiisdei.

842
01:17:34,100 --> 01:17:36,820
Moatte dat dúdlik meitsje om juridyske redenen.

843
01:17:37,240 --> 01:17:38,960
Mar ik ha jo hjir op tariede.

844
01:17:39,420 --> 01:17:40,800
Dus gean troch, poppe.

845
01:17:41,160 --> 01:17:42,320
Jo deadzje him.

846
01:18:12,330 --> 01:18:13,330
harkje nei Doofy.

847
01:18:13,530 --> 01:18:15,030
De leafde ynteresse.

848
01:18:15,970 --> 01:18:21,330
It liket gewoan te dúdlik, witsto?
Wat makket dat jo tinke dat it net dúdlik is.

849
01:18:21,570 --> 01:18:22,570
Ja,

850
01:18:22,870 --> 01:18:24,690
goed, dat is de twist.

851
01:18:25,190 --> 01:18:26,510
Kom no yn 'e keuken. Gean.

852
01:18:27,430 --> 01:18:28,430
Okee,

853
01:18:28,850 --> 01:18:29,850
harkje.

854
01:18:30,570 --> 01:18:35,070
Sjoch, der hat net in grutte horror west
film sûnt de earste.

855
01:18:35,350 --> 01:18:36,670
Wy sille de franchise bewarje.

856
01:18:37,210 --> 01:18:38,610
Gean helje ús spesjale gaststjer.

857
01:18:44,300 --> 01:18:46,340
Wêrom soe d'r oars in skriklike film 6 wêze?

858
01:18:46,600 --> 01:18:50,420
It soe net wurkje mei allinich de nije
karakters, soe it? Wy hawwe it legacy nedich

859
01:18:50,420 --> 01:18:55,860
karakters. Oh, en der soe gjin wêze
Cindy sûnder har sassy swarte sidekick

860
01:18:55,860 --> 01:18:59,520
Brenda. Jo moatte net sizze swart mei
gjin hertslach sa.

861
01:19:38,990 --> 01:19:39,990
syn franchise.

862
01:20:16,620 --> 01:20:18,680
Ik die Kevin, en Kevin sei nee.

863
01:20:18,920 --> 01:20:21,980
Kevin Hart sei nee? Dat lytse
mopperke sei krekt alles.

864
01:20:22,540 --> 01:20:23,539
Ja, hy docht.

865
01:20:23,540 --> 01:20:26,020
Mar wachtsje, der is mear.

866
01:20:27,680 --> 01:20:30,500
Hâld de kop, wyfkes!

867
01:20:31,320 --> 01:20:34,300
Ray! Shorty! Ja, dat kloppet.

868
01:20:34,760 --> 01:20:37,540
Foar Black Killers.

869
01:20:37,760 --> 01:20:38,800
Wy meitsje skiednis.

870
01:20:39,660 --> 01:20:42,040
It is in nije definysje fan Swart
treflikens.

871
01:20:43,080 --> 01:20:44,720
Mar wêrom soene jo dat dwaan?

872
01:20:45,000 --> 01:20:46,000
De fraach is it.

873
01:20:46,830 --> 01:20:51,090
Wêrom soene jo besykje in ferfolch te meitsjen
sûnder ús, huh? Ja. Wannear't de studio

874
01:20:51,090 --> 01:20:53,770
om dizze bruorren te ferfangen, wie ik der.

875
01:20:54,250 --> 01:20:55,228
Dat is dat.

876
01:20:55,230 --> 01:20:56,230
Hoe sit it mei my?

877
01:20:56,530 --> 01:20:59,810
Wat oer dy? Jo wiene yn ien sêne yn
diel fjouwer.

878
01:21:00,230 --> 01:21:04,190
Ja, mar ik makke dy klootzak Dr.
Phil snijde syn foet ôf. En hy is no gek.

879
01:21:04,290 --> 01:21:05,290
Ja, hy waard raar.

880
01:21:05,570 --> 01:21:09,570
Mar jo sjogge wat se besykje te dwaan? Sy
besykje ús allegear tsjin elk te setten

881
01:21:09,570 --> 01:21:12,610
oar. Se besykje swart te begjinnen
hiel swart kriminaliteit.

882
01:21:12,810 --> 01:21:13,809
Dat kloppet.

883
01:21:13,810 --> 01:21:14,810
Jo, Shaq.

884
01:21:16,110 --> 01:21:19,650
Ik bin grutsk op dy, broer. Jo hawwe in
geweldige karriêre as sportkommentator

885
01:21:19,650 --> 01:21:20,990
sûnt pensjoen út basketbal.

886
01:21:21,230 --> 01:21:23,450
En ik hâld fan de grutte podcast.

887
01:21:23,690 --> 01:21:24,690
Ik hâld fan dy stront.

888
01:21:25,210 --> 01:21:28,410
Ek al begryp ik gjin wurd
do silst sizze, do bist op dat show oant

889
01:21:28,410 --> 01:21:31,530
Ik... Kobe.

890
01:21:33,550 --> 01:21:34,550
Genôch.

891
01:21:34,770 --> 01:21:38,170
Mar myn punt is, nigga, ik hâld fan dy
shit.

892
01:21:39,570 --> 01:21:41,490
Mar ik kaam noait oer Kazam.

893
01:22:03,030 --> 01:22:06,810
Wêr praatsto oer? ik bin
dogge it foar de kultuer. Hokker kultuer?

894
01:22:07,070 --> 01:22:08,070
Kultuer klup.

895
01:22:08,190 --> 01:22:12,130
Kom op, Ray. Wy deadzje minsken. Bliuw
rjochte. Goed, goed. Wy werom.

896
01:22:13,030 --> 01:22:16,010
Hé, meitsje jo gjin soargen. Wy famylje.

897
01:22:16,470 --> 01:22:17,850
Mad respekt.

898
01:22:18,370 --> 01:22:22,050
Hey, Black is nominearre foar acht Emmys.
My nigga.

899
01:22:23,230 --> 01:22:25,370
Eins waard de show allinnich nominearre
foar fiif.

900
01:22:25,630 --> 01:22:27,410
Ik waard nominearre foar acht.

901
01:22:37,200 --> 01:22:38,200
Mar jo soene noait.

902
01:22:38,280 --> 01:22:39,280
Wat?

903
01:23:15,180 --> 01:23:16,180
Wat oer dy?

904
01:23:16,840 --> 01:23:21,420
No, ik hie in kâns om te wurkjen mei de
ûnfergelykbere Charlie Shane.

905
01:23:23,580 --> 01:23:24,519
Dat is goed.

906
01:23:24,520 --> 01:23:27,000
Hy is in leginde yn syn dick games. Gek.

907
01:23:27,280 --> 01:23:32,120
Jo witte, hy sliepte mei 47.000 froulju
en tûzen fan dy froulju wiene dudes.

908
01:23:32,580 --> 01:23:33,580
Lucky guy.

909
01:23:34,840 --> 01:23:37,440
Wachtsje, dus sille jo ús no deadzje?

910
01:23:38,140 --> 01:23:39,140
Nee.

911
01:23:40,880 --> 01:23:43,540
Wat soe Halloween wêze sûnder Jamie
Lee Curtis?

912
01:23:44,090 --> 01:23:45,890
Of Scream B sûnder Neve Kim.

913
01:23:46,170 --> 01:23:47,370
Dat soe Scream 6 wêze.

914
01:23:47,670 --> 01:23:50,210
Hoe hawwe jim dit alles helle?

915
01:23:50,510 --> 01:23:54,030
Sandy, jo witte hoefolle Wayne's is
dêr ôf?

916
01:23:54,610 --> 01:23:55,790
Meitsje in miljard.

917
01:23:56,330 --> 01:24:00,030
Miljarden. Ik bin krekt sa bliid dat de âlde
gang is wer byinoar.

918
01:24:00,750 --> 01:24:03,010
Goed, yn 'e midden, op trije.

919
01:24:03,450 --> 01:24:04,450
Koarn 4.

920
01:24:04,790 --> 01:24:05,790
Ach, nee, nee.

921
01:24:06,470 --> 01:24:07,750
Dat is mais. Dat is wyt.

922
01:24:08,530 --> 01:24:10,430
Hoe sit it mei de jonge?

923
01:24:13,550 --> 01:24:19,250
Of it âlde en dan it moaie. Of
de cute en de crusty. Ja, of de

924
01:24:19,250 --> 01:24:20,270
en dan it swiete.

925
01:24:26,530 --> 01:24:28,850
Wy waarden brocht yn te nimmen oer de
franchise.

926
01:24:29,190 --> 01:24:30,169
Dat kloppet.

927
01:24:30,170 --> 01:24:32,510
Jo makken my as 70 jier âld.

928
01:24:37,130 --> 01:24:39,170
Ik soe dy nei in naaien slepe moatte.

929
01:24:46,120 --> 01:24:48,920
De fokkers komme altyd werom. Och nee. Net
dizze kear!

930
01:24:49,240 --> 01:24:50,240
Krekt.

931
01:25:40,080 --> 01:25:41,360
Jo kinne oanklaaie as in bodybuilder.

932
01:25:42,300 --> 01:25:43,300
Ik bin in bytsje oanklaaid.