1 00:00:02,336 --> 00:00:04,046 Previously on young Sheldon... 2 00:00:04,129 --> 00:00:07,466 - It's fun, huh? - I feel like I'm riding in a banana. 3 00:00:07,549 --> 00:00:09,801 So excited for you to show me around campus today. 4 00:00:09,885 --> 00:00:11,053 Come on, let's go. 5 00:00:11,136 --> 00:00:13,764 Together again. It just feels right, doesn't it? 6 00:00:15,140 --> 00:00:17,935 I'm actually... 29. 7 00:00:18,393 --> 00:00:20,562 Then, I guess, there's something I should tell you. 8 00:00:21,522 --> 00:00:22,648 I'm totally fine with that. 9 00:00:23,815 --> 00:00:26,151 I was talking about us traveling together, 10 00:00:26,693 --> 00:00:29,238 and instead, you went out and bought a yellow clown car. 11 00:00:29,321 --> 00:00:31,865 You're picturing a future where we slow down, 12 00:00:32,157 --> 00:00:34,451 and I'm just getting going. 13 00:00:34,535 --> 00:00:36,036 You know I love you, right? 14 00:00:36,286 --> 00:00:37,704 I love you, too. 15 00:00:38,455 --> 00:00:39,998 But we're done. 16 00:00:44,127 --> 00:00:45,313 For many college kids, 17 00:00:45,337 --> 00:00:48,340 waiting in line for concert tickets is a rite of passage. 18 00:00:49,049 --> 00:00:50,342 And I was no different. 19 00:00:50,425 --> 00:00:53,011 Except instead of rock and roll music, 20 00:00:53,136 --> 00:00:56,848 my concert was a lecture on black hole topology. 21 00:00:56,932 --> 00:00:59,184 Instead of a stage dive, 22 00:00:59,268 --> 00:01:01,395 I would dive into knowledge. 23 00:01:01,478 --> 00:01:03,689 Instead of guitar shredding solos, 24 00:01:04,022 --> 00:01:07,359 I would witness universe-shredding hypotheses. 25 00:01:07,442 --> 00:01:12,447 And instead of a charismatic front man, dazzling the audience, there would be... 26 00:01:13,824 --> 00:01:15,904 Well, actually, the exact same thing. 27 00:01:16,451 --> 00:01:17,451 Sheldon? 28 00:01:18,370 --> 00:01:19,913 Paige? Why are you here? 29 00:01:20,205 --> 00:01:21,415 The lecture? 30 00:01:21,498 --> 00:01:24,251 If you're looking to jump the line, I don't do cutsies. 31 00:01:24,334 --> 00:01:26,295 No, I'm actually a part of the lecture. 32 00:01:26,378 --> 00:01:28,380 Professor Patterson is my mentor at ut. 33 00:01:29,047 --> 00:01:31,300 Really? You're part of the quantum gravity team? 34 00:01:31,383 --> 00:01:33,653 Yeah, it's actually really interesting. We've been examining... 35 00:01:33,677 --> 00:01:34,677 I know what it's about. 36 00:01:34,761 --> 00:01:36,761 It's why I've been waiting in line for three hours. 37 00:01:36,805 --> 00:01:41,184 Wow. Three hours to see me speak? Didn't know you were such a fan. 38 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:04,833 Okay, this is it. 39 00:02:05,876 --> 00:02:06,877 Nice. 40 00:02:07,336 --> 00:02:08,462 Not really. 41 00:02:08,545 --> 00:02:10,714 But at least, my parents aren't in the room next door. 42 00:02:11,923 --> 00:02:13,523 You want me to move this to the bedroom? 43 00:02:13,884 --> 00:02:15,719 It's a studio. This is the bedroom. 44 00:02:18,847 --> 00:02:19,723 There you go. 45 00:02:19,806 --> 00:02:21,141 How can I ever thank you? 46 00:02:21,224 --> 00:02:24,186 Let's see. We are in the bedroom. 47 00:02:25,187 --> 00:02:26,813 What, so, like, take a nap? 48 00:02:27,064 --> 00:02:29,566 - Maybe after. - Deal 49 00:02:32,277 --> 00:02:33,987 I'm home! 50 00:02:34,988 --> 00:02:36,698 Hey, honey. How was school? 51 00:02:36,782 --> 00:02:39,201 So good. Meemaw picked me up in her new car. 52 00:02:39,284 --> 00:02:43,580 We drove with the top down. A truck driver honked at us. 53 00:02:44,081 --> 00:02:45,082 It was awesome. 54 00:02:45,666 --> 00:02:49,753 See? Missy loves my car. I don't know what Dale's problem is. 55 00:02:49,836 --> 00:02:51,338 You're too good for him anyway. 56 00:02:51,421 --> 00:02:53,882 Should she really be hearing about all this? 57 00:02:53,965 --> 00:02:57,010 Mom, shejust got dumped. It's what you do. 58 00:02:57,427 --> 00:03:01,181 Ooh, is any of his stuff at your house? Let's set it on fire. 59 00:03:01,264 --> 00:03:02,766 Don't you have homework? 60 00:03:03,225 --> 00:03:05,268 My grandma's hurting. She needs me. 61 00:03:05,352 --> 00:03:07,229 Go. 62 00:03:07,312 --> 00:03:09,690 I appreciate you picking missy up from school, 63 00:03:09,773 --> 00:03:12,192 but she does not need to hear about your love life. 64 00:03:12,275 --> 00:03:13,902 She gotta learn sometime. 65 00:03:14,236 --> 00:03:15,112 Learn what? 66 00:03:15,195 --> 00:03:16,571 That men suck. 67 00:03:17,030 --> 00:03:19,533 Not all men... do that. 68 00:03:19,950 --> 00:03:21,743 "Suck." say it. 69 00:03:21,827 --> 00:03:23,620 - No. - I want missy back. 70 00:03:23,745 --> 00:03:28,709 Oh. I know that you're hurting and I'm here for you. 71 00:03:28,792 --> 00:03:30,877 So, What do you need? 72 00:03:30,961 --> 00:03:32,587 Great. Take me drinking. 73 00:03:33,171 --> 00:03:35,632 It is 3:30 in the afternoon. 74 00:03:35,716 --> 00:03:38,343 Yes, it's called "happy hour." 75 00:03:38,927 --> 00:03:40,262 I have to make dinner. 76 00:03:40,345 --> 00:03:41,555 Oh, fine. 77 00:03:41,638 --> 00:03:44,224 I'll just be sad and drunk by myself. 78 00:03:44,307 --> 00:03:46,810 Maybe I'll go home with the bartender. 79 00:03:49,104 --> 00:03:52,399 Missy! I have to go out with your meemaw, 80 00:03:52,482 --> 00:03:54,568 but I'll be back later with kfc. 81 00:03:57,070 --> 00:03:59,197 Did you see that ridiculous car she bought? 82 00:03:59,281 --> 00:04:01,825 No, but I sure have heard a lot about it. 83 00:04:01,908 --> 00:04:03,034 What is her problem? 84 00:04:03,118 --> 00:04:04,661 She thinks she can do better than me? 85 00:04:04,745 --> 00:04:06,121 I don't know what she thinks. 86 00:04:06,204 --> 00:04:07,622 I'm a catch. 87 00:04:07,706 --> 00:04:08,706 Okay. 88 00:04:10,083 --> 00:04:11,209 You don't think I'm a catch? 89 00:04:11,877 --> 00:04:13,587 You're a catch. You're very catchable. 90 00:04:14,755 --> 00:04:15,756 Darn tootin'. 91 00:04:17,340 --> 00:04:18,884 I thought you ended things with her. 92 00:04:18,967 --> 00:04:21,803 Yeah. It's not my fault she's okay with it. 93 00:04:23,054 --> 00:04:25,140 You know what's better than going on and on about it? 94 00:04:26,308 --> 00:04:27,308 What's that? 95 00:04:28,810 --> 00:04:31,146 Come on. You can do better than that. Punch her new car. 96 00:04:32,606 --> 00:04:33,648 Don't forget it's yellow. 97 00:04:34,566 --> 00:04:36,943 I mean, since when are cars yellow? It's not a taxi. 98 00:04:37,027 --> 00:04:38,528 Less talking, more punching. 99 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:41,490 Could I at least have some gloves? My hands hurt. 100 00:04:41,948 --> 00:04:43,700 Well, aren't you a tender buttercup. 101 00:04:44,534 --> 00:04:45,534 Watch this. 102 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:51,208 Oh, hello. 103 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:52,667 You didn't stay for the q and a. 104 00:04:53,210 --> 00:04:55,420 I had no os, and therefore needed no as. 105 00:04:55,921 --> 00:04:58,173 Oh. I thought that maybe we could just hang out. 106 00:04:58,757 --> 00:04:59,757 Why would we do that? 107 00:05:00,091 --> 00:05:01,091 'Cause we're friends. 108 00:05:01,468 --> 00:05:03,261 Are we? One time, you punched me in the face. 109 00:05:04,012 --> 00:05:06,264 Yeah. That's what friends do. Can I come in? 110 00:05:06,890 --> 00:05:09,210 Why aren't you spending the afternoon with your colleagues? 111 00:05:09,351 --> 00:05:12,312 Well, professor Patterson took the team out for drinks. 112 00:05:12,437 --> 00:05:13,772 That kind of leaves me on my own. 113 00:05:14,564 --> 00:05:15,564 Fine, come in. 114 00:05:17,275 --> 00:05:18,401 You got a roommate? 115 00:05:18,485 --> 00:05:19,861 No, it's a single. 116 00:05:20,487 --> 00:05:21,780 I have a chaperone. 117 00:05:21,863 --> 00:05:24,282 Mona. She's, like, 30. It's the worst. 118 00:05:24,366 --> 00:05:25,742 Why do you need a chaperone? 119 00:05:26,117 --> 00:05:28,453 Maybe they think I'm, like, some kind of troublemaker. 120 00:05:28,537 --> 00:05:30,872 As the owner of the face you punched, they're right. 121 00:05:32,499 --> 00:05:34,876 Yo, homie. Oh. Sorry, didn't know you had company. 122 00:05:35,377 --> 00:05:37,754 Oh, this is Paige. Paige, this is Darren. 123 00:05:37,838 --> 00:05:39,339 - He lives next door. - Hi. 124 00:05:39,422 --> 00:05:41,967 We're having a Mario kart deathmatch. You guys want in? 125 00:05:42,384 --> 00:05:44,594 It's pretty fun. We do it a few times a week. 126 00:05:45,595 --> 00:05:46,595 Really? 127 00:05:46,847 --> 00:05:47,847 You want to join us? 128 00:05:48,306 --> 00:05:50,559 Uh, I've never played before. 129 00:05:50,642 --> 00:05:54,437 Perfect. You can be on Oscar's team. I will destroy. 130 00:05:57,232 --> 00:05:58,668 Your neighbors let you hang out with them? 131 00:05:58,692 --> 00:06:01,486 I'm basically the social glue of our floor. 132 00:06:07,993 --> 00:06:09,369 Oh, god, is that my yearbook? 133 00:06:09,703 --> 00:06:11,496 Dang, y'all had some big hair. 134 00:06:11,872 --> 00:06:13,432 You're gonna talk to me about big hair? 135 00:06:13,498 --> 00:06:16,042 You think it's big now, wait till it gets humid. 136 00:06:16,835 --> 00:06:20,213 Okay, so, uh, when do I get to see your yearbook? 137 00:06:23,174 --> 00:06:27,721 Actually, I dropped out my senior year. 138 00:06:30,682 --> 00:06:32,684 I'm sorry for not telling you sooner. 139 00:06:34,519 --> 00:06:35,854 No, it's okay. 140 00:06:36,521 --> 00:06:37,606 Yeah? 141 00:06:38,481 --> 00:06:39,481 Yeah. 142 00:06:41,151 --> 00:06:43,194 So, what other secrets are you hiding from me? 143 00:06:43,278 --> 00:06:44,446 You got a wife and kids? 144 00:06:49,492 --> 00:06:52,162 But I'm not really 21. I'm 17. 145 00:06:58,335 --> 00:06:59,336 What the... 146 00:07:01,713 --> 00:07:03,423 Oh, my god. Oh, my god. Oh, my god. 147 00:07:03,590 --> 00:07:05,008 It ain't that big of a deal. 148 00:07:05,342 --> 00:07:07,177 I just slept with a 17-year-old. 149 00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:09,554 If you were a guy, you'd think that was cool. 150 00:07:09,638 --> 00:07:11,389 I can't believe you lied to me. 151 00:07:11,473 --> 00:07:12,933 Only 'cause I like you. 152 00:07:13,642 --> 00:07:14,851 Get out. 153 00:07:14,935 --> 00:07:17,854 Come on. I'm the same guy I was five minutes ago. 154 00:07:17,938 --> 00:07:19,314 Yeah, a liar! 155 00:07:19,689 --> 00:07:21,608 You lied to me about your age. 156 00:07:21,691 --> 00:07:23,401 Yeah. And then I felt really bad about it 157 00:07:23,485 --> 00:07:24,778 and I told you the truth. 158 00:07:25,403 --> 00:07:27,322 'Cause you're more mature than me. 159 00:07:30,033 --> 00:07:31,701 - Can at least put on my shoes? - No. 160 00:07:37,666 --> 00:07:38,667 Where do you go? 161 00:07:39,918 --> 00:07:43,046 Austin. Great city. You must have fun. 162 00:07:43,129 --> 00:07:45,590 Yeah, it's one big party. 163 00:07:45,674 --> 00:07:49,386 So, did you guys get, like, assigned to look after Sheldon, or something? 164 00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:51,429 No. He ended up in the room next door. 165 00:07:51,513 --> 00:07:53,306 So, we took him in. Like a dog. 166 00:07:53,390 --> 00:07:54,390 Mm. 167 00:07:54,849 --> 00:07:57,435 Him being so young isn't, like, weird? 168 00:07:57,519 --> 00:07:58,979 I'm basically 50. 169 00:07:59,062 --> 00:08:01,022 And we're basically 12, so it all works out. 170 00:08:01,189 --> 00:08:03,566 You good for dandd on Friday? 171 00:08:03,650 --> 00:08:05,193 It's the only day Abby can make it. 172 00:08:05,276 --> 00:08:06,486 There's an Abby? 173 00:08:06,569 --> 00:08:09,155 She only likes me as a friend. She made that very clear. 174 00:08:09,239 --> 00:08:10,239 So clear. 175 00:08:10,907 --> 00:08:11,992 Do you play dandd? 176 00:08:13,118 --> 00:08:17,414 No, I actuallyjust sit in my dorm room and study because I have no friends. 177 00:08:18,081 --> 00:08:19,416 That's a bummer. 178 00:08:20,375 --> 00:08:21,376 Yeah. 179 00:08:22,919 --> 00:08:24,254 I think I'm gonna go. 180 00:08:25,547 --> 00:08:26,548 Bye. 181 00:08:29,175 --> 00:08:30,343 You should go after her. 182 00:08:31,219 --> 00:08:33,430 Why? She's a bummer. You just said so. 183 00:08:37,350 --> 00:08:38,393 Here you go. 184 00:08:38,935 --> 00:08:40,437 I'm still working on this one. 185 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:41,520 Oh, dear. 186 00:08:41,563 --> 00:08:45,316 Well, I'm sure someone here will drink it. 187 00:08:46,693 --> 00:08:49,195 You keep saying you're okay. 188 00:08:49,320 --> 00:08:50,363 Are you? 189 00:08:50,447 --> 00:08:51,448 I'm better than okay. 190 00:08:52,490 --> 00:08:54,075 Great. Glad to hear it. 191 00:08:54,993 --> 00:08:55,994 You know what it's like? 192 00:08:57,078 --> 00:08:59,039 You see these peanuts? 193 00:08:59,122 --> 00:09:01,708 Two of 'em, stuck together in the shell. 194 00:09:02,333 --> 00:09:03,333 Trapped. 195 00:09:04,669 --> 00:09:06,838 And then, you look here at this one. 196 00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:09,174 All on its own. 197 00:09:10,050 --> 00:09:11,134 Solo. 198 00:09:11,760 --> 00:09:12,886 Happy. 199 00:09:14,345 --> 00:09:16,014 So, you're a solo peanut. 200 00:09:16,097 --> 00:09:17,265 Damn straight. 201 00:09:17,724 --> 00:09:18,933 As a matter of fact... 202 00:09:20,435 --> 00:09:21,978 Enjoy your freedom. 203 00:09:22,729 --> 00:09:24,898 Well, if you're happy, I'm happy. 204 00:09:24,981 --> 00:09:26,066 I am. 205 00:09:27,275 --> 00:09:30,862 Maybe not as happy as this threesome going on here. 206 00:09:30,945 --> 00:09:32,280 Mom. 207 00:09:36,701 --> 00:09:38,179 Can you settle an argument? 208 00:09:38,203 --> 00:09:41,247 I said you're fine, Darren and Oscar said you're not fine. 209 00:09:41,623 --> 00:09:43,500 Why wouldn't I be fine? 210 00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:46,979 I'm completely alone and the one person I thought would understand 211 00:09:47,003 --> 00:09:48,338 is having the time of his life. 212 00:09:49,297 --> 00:09:51,549 So, just to clarify... 213 00:09:51,633 --> 00:09:52,842 They're right, you're wrong. 214 00:09:52,926 --> 00:09:53,926 Dang it. 215 00:09:53,968 --> 00:09:55,804 How do you have more friends than me? 216 00:09:55,887 --> 00:09:57,514 I don't know. I don't even want them. 217 00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:02,727 I thought that college was going to be this amazing experience, but I hate it. 218 00:10:02,811 --> 00:10:05,396 You're doing such interesting work with professor Patterson. 219 00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:08,817 You really think he wants to take suggestions from me? 220 00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:12,695 I'm not even a woman in science. I'm a little girl in science. 221 00:10:13,071 --> 00:10:15,949 They just trot me out like the novelty act to help get funding. 222 00:10:16,032 --> 00:10:17,700 They did that to me here, too. 223 00:10:18,409 --> 00:10:19,828 They did? 224 00:10:19,911 --> 00:10:22,413 Yes. And I was very rude to the donor. 225 00:10:22,497 --> 00:10:25,667 You're kidding. What happened? 226 00:10:25,750 --> 00:10:28,230 He appreciated my honesty and gave the school a bunch of money. 227 00:10:28,503 --> 00:10:30,088 Of course he did. 228 00:10:30,213 --> 00:10:31,548 You know, I gotta go. 229 00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:32,966 Mona's probably freaking out. 230 00:10:33,049 --> 00:10:34,884 'Cause instead of friends, I have a Mona. 231 00:10:37,428 --> 00:10:39,264 Bye. 232 00:10:48,356 --> 00:10:52,110 Oh, for god's sake, take off that stupid Ballard shirt. 233 00:10:52,193 --> 00:10:53,695 Oh, look, Connie's here. 234 00:10:53,778 --> 00:10:55,488 She's upset about Dale. 235 00:10:55,572 --> 00:10:58,575 I ain't upset aboutjack squat. 236 00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:00,076 Let's just eat. 237 00:11:00,702 --> 00:11:01,578 Without praying? 238 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:04,664 How silly of me. 239 00:11:05,039 --> 00:11:06,124 You all right? 240 00:11:06,207 --> 00:11:09,210 Well, she's had a whole beer, so, who knows? 241 00:11:09,627 --> 00:11:11,546 - Mother. - Can we just pray? 242 00:11:12,839 --> 00:11:15,049 Bless us, lord, for the food we are about to receive 243 00:11:15,133 --> 00:11:17,093 and bless the hands that prepared it. 244 00:11:17,594 --> 00:11:20,388 And forgive me for that beer. My mother made me do it. Amen. 245 00:11:20,471 --> 00:11:21,639 Snitch. 246 00:11:22,140 --> 00:11:24,601 And by the way, you can tell your friend Dale 247 00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:26,436 that I want my stuff back. 248 00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:28,146 I'm not getting in the middle of this. 249 00:11:28,229 --> 00:11:30,690 'Cause I left my purple bra over at his place. 250 00:11:30,773 --> 00:11:32,859 - I want a purple bra. - Oh, lord. 251 00:11:32,942 --> 00:11:36,946 And if I'm gonna start dating again, I'm gonna need that. 252 00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:38,615 Somebody else needs to talk. 253 00:11:39,282 --> 00:11:41,260 Did you know that Leonard nimoy takes pictures of... 254 00:11:41,284 --> 00:11:42,827 - Georgie. - What? 255 00:11:42,911 --> 00:11:45,347 Surprised you're here. Figured you'd be out with your little girlfriend. 256 00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:46,664 Well, I'm not. 257 00:11:46,748 --> 00:11:47,748 Uh-oh. 258 00:11:47,790 --> 00:11:50,251 Did somebody find out how old you are? 259 00:11:50,335 --> 00:11:51,711 Ooh, what does that mean? 260 00:11:52,337 --> 00:11:53,546 I don't want to talk about it. 261 00:11:53,630 --> 00:11:55,882 What it means is, your brother over here 262 00:11:55,965 --> 00:11:59,510 has been going out with an older woman and lying about his age. 263 00:12:00,011 --> 00:12:01,054 Georgie. 264 00:12:01,179 --> 00:12:03,806 It don't matter. I told her the truth and she dumped me. 265 00:12:04,891 --> 00:12:08,102 I can relate. A young lady brought chaos into my life as well today. 266 00:12:08,186 --> 00:12:09,229 What happened? 267 00:12:09,312 --> 00:12:10,647 Paige was visiting the university 268 00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:13,107 and got mad that I have college friends and she doesn't. 269 00:12:14,192 --> 00:12:16,152 You're drunk, Sheldon has friends. 270 00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:17,779 It's a crazy-ass dinner. 271 00:12:27,872 --> 00:12:28,957 Georgie ain't here. 272 00:12:29,040 --> 00:12:30,041 I came to talk to you. 273 00:12:30,124 --> 00:12:32,669 Could you please take your voice down just a notch? 274 00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:34,104 Why? You don't want anyone to hear? 275 00:12:34,128 --> 00:12:35,505 No, I'm a little hungover. 276 00:12:36,714 --> 00:12:38,841 How could you not tell me he was 17? 277 00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:42,553 Look, I did tell him to tell you before things went too far. 278 00:12:42,637 --> 00:12:43,763 Well, they did go too far. 279 00:12:43,846 --> 00:12:47,100 Well, I get it. Men are the worst. I'm going through stuff myself. 280 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:49,352 We are not bonding over this! 281 00:12:49,435 --> 00:12:50,645 Listen, just calm down. 282 00:12:50,728 --> 00:12:52,355 Don't tell me to calm down! 283 00:12:54,524 --> 00:12:55,858 And good luck with your hangover. 284 00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:05,034 Well, that's too bad. I liked her. 285 00:13:05,827 --> 00:13:07,495 Did you see Connie last night? 286 00:13:07,662 --> 00:13:09,414 Yep. At dinner. 287 00:13:10,498 --> 00:13:12,458 She say anything about me? 288 00:13:13,167 --> 00:13:14,669 Please leave me out of this. 289 00:13:14,752 --> 00:13:17,297 Oh, come on. We're friends, George. 290 00:13:17,380 --> 00:13:18,798 And I'm your boss. 291 00:13:21,175 --> 00:13:23,052 She said she wants her bra back. 292 00:13:24,679 --> 00:13:27,015 Oh, the purple one that opens in the front? 293 00:13:27,098 --> 00:13:28,492 Really don't want to hear about this. 294 00:13:28,516 --> 00:13:29,934 You're the one that brought it up. 295 00:13:30,476 --> 00:13:32,353 Paige had made me realize 296 00:13:32,437 --> 00:13:34,814 that maybe I wasn't the lonerl thought I was. 297 00:13:35,481 --> 00:13:37,483 Maybe I was a social butterfly. 298 00:13:38,067 --> 00:13:40,320 Or a social animal less horrifying than a butterfly. 299 00:13:41,195 --> 00:13:42,905 Get it off the screen. 300 00:13:44,115 --> 00:13:46,909 But the point is, I was becoming a people person. 301 00:13:48,202 --> 00:13:49,454 You again? 302 00:13:49,537 --> 00:13:51,497 Well, hello to you, too. 303 00:13:54,917 --> 00:13:56,711 I thought you were going back to Austin. 304 00:13:57,003 --> 00:13:58,338 Uh, I'm not going back. 305 00:13:59,881 --> 00:14:00,881 I'm gonna drop out. 306 00:14:02,091 --> 00:14:03,509 What? Where will you go? 307 00:14:05,053 --> 00:14:07,722 I was thinking here. In your dorm. 308 00:14:08,765 --> 00:14:09,682 Here? 309 00:14:09,766 --> 00:14:11,601 Well, I mean, just for a couple days. 310 00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:13,353 Till I can figure out how to tell my mom. 311 00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:16,314 - I don't know. - Please? 312 00:14:17,106 --> 00:14:19,400 I don't have anywhere else to go 313 00:14:19,484 --> 00:14:21,319 and, as embarrassing as this is to admit, 314 00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:25,448 you're the only person who can help me right now. 315 00:14:27,450 --> 00:14:28,450 Okay. 316 00:14:30,036 --> 00:14:31,036 Thanks. 317 00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:32,205 It's the least I can do. 318 00:14:32,288 --> 00:14:34,123 My life is going so much better than yours. 319 00:14:39,087 --> 00:14:40,004 Hey. 320 00:14:40,088 --> 00:14:41,547 Nice of you to show up. 321 00:14:42,090 --> 00:14:43,716 Broom closet, now. 322 00:14:49,514 --> 00:14:53,976 Your little girlfriend Mandy came by today and she is pissed. 323 00:14:54,644 --> 00:14:56,104 This is what I get for telling her. 324 00:14:56,187 --> 00:14:58,481 No. This is what you get for lying to her. 325 00:14:58,564 --> 00:15:00,000 I don't need you yelling at me, too. 326 00:15:00,024 --> 00:15:02,527 Well, she was yelling at me, so now I'm yelling at you. 327 00:15:02,610 --> 00:15:06,239 Just because you're having man problems, please don't take it out on me. 328 00:15:09,283 --> 00:15:12,620 All I'm saying is, you really messed up. 329 00:15:12,703 --> 00:15:15,206 I apologized. Why are we still talking about this? 330 00:15:15,373 --> 00:15:17,625 Georgie, just think how you'd feel if some day, 331 00:15:17,708 --> 00:15:19,752 somebody did that to your sister. 332 00:15:28,511 --> 00:15:30,513 - Missy. - 'Sup. 333 00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:32,473 Can I borrow one of your sassy magazines? 334 00:15:32,974 --> 00:15:34,016 I knew it. 335 00:15:34,183 --> 00:15:37,019 Okay, look, I'm cool with this, but do not tell dad. 336 00:15:37,812 --> 00:15:38,812 Tell him what? 337 00:15:39,522 --> 00:15:42,275 Paige is staying in my dorm room, and I'm making her a care package. 338 00:15:42,483 --> 00:15:44,652 - Why? - She wants to drop out of college, 339 00:15:44,735 --> 00:15:46,237 and she hasn't told her parents yet. 340 00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:47,822 And she came to you? 341 00:15:47,905 --> 00:15:49,907 She said I'm the only one who would understand. 342 00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:51,784 - Do you? - Nope. 343 00:15:53,327 --> 00:15:54,912 Here you go. 344 00:15:55,037 --> 00:15:57,707 There's an article about what your lip gloss flavor says about you. 345 00:15:57,999 --> 00:15:59,667 I'm sweet and fun like a strawberry. 346 00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:02,086 - I don't care. - What else you bringing her? 347 00:16:02,170 --> 00:16:06,257 Toothbrush, toothpaste, pajamas, and these feminine napkins. 348 00:16:06,340 --> 00:16:07,550 Is one box enough? 349 00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:08,718 Should be plenty. 350 00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:10,678 I hope so. She's been awfully moody. 351 00:16:11,762 --> 00:16:14,182 Maybe you aren't the best person to be handling this. 352 00:16:14,265 --> 00:16:15,850 Agreed, but I'm all she's got. 353 00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:18,811 I feel like you should tell mom. 354 00:16:18,895 --> 00:16:20,271 I promised I wouldn't. 355 00:16:20,354 --> 00:16:22,690 I know, but this sounds serious. 356 00:16:22,773 --> 00:16:25,735 I got her a toothbrush and lady pads. What more can I do? 357 00:16:28,696 --> 00:16:30,364 All right. I'll see you there. 358 00:16:30,448 --> 00:16:31,449 Bye. 359 00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:33,576 Where are you going? 360 00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:36,162 To meet Dale at the bar. 361 00:16:36,245 --> 00:16:39,290 I really don't want to hear about this relationship anymore. 362 00:16:39,373 --> 00:16:40,917 At least he talks about it. 363 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,544 My mom just wants to drink and pretend she's fine. 364 00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:45,254 That sounds great. 365 00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:46,964 Hey, maybe you and I can switch. 366 00:16:47,048 --> 00:16:49,467 I'll finish the dishes, you go hang out with Dale. 367 00:16:49,550 --> 00:16:51,052 We can't switch. 368 00:16:51,135 --> 00:16:52,512 Sure we can. Grab your coat. 369 00:16:53,471 --> 00:16:54,471 Mom? 370 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:55,680 Yeah, baby? 371 00:16:56,766 --> 00:16:58,434 I'm worried about Paige. 372 00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:03,105 Who's Paige? 373 00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:12,209 I may have promised Paige I wouldn't tell my mother. 374 00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:14,992 Thankfully, missy didn't. 375 00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:20,665 I don't know what lip gloss flavor says "mature," 376 00:17:20,748 --> 00:17:22,124 but that would be my sister. 377 00:17:25,253 --> 00:17:26,254 Paige? 378 00:17:26,337 --> 00:17:27,337 Where is she? 379 00:17:29,423 --> 00:17:30,423 There's a note. 380 00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:37,515 "Sheldon, thank you for letting me stay here, but I have to go. 381 00:17:38,516 --> 00:17:40,351 I'm happy you're doing well. 382 00:17:40,434 --> 00:17:42,186 I need to find that for myself somewhere. 383 00:17:42,270 --> 00:17:43,938 I hope I can. 384 00:17:44,021 --> 00:17:46,065 Your friend, Paige." 385 00:17:50,319 --> 00:17:52,029 After a few frantic nights, 386 00:17:52,113 --> 00:17:54,073 Paige showed up at her mom's. 387 00:17:54,156 --> 00:17:55,825 They had a lot to figure out. 388 00:17:57,785 --> 00:17:59,745 Being a parent isn't easy. 389 00:17:59,829 --> 00:18:01,998 I know I made life difficult for my family, 390 00:18:02,707 --> 00:18:04,750 and my own kids do the same to me. 391 00:18:04,834 --> 00:18:08,504 Just yesterday, I had to take my son, Leonard, to the skate park. 392 00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:10,381 Like a regular park isn't bad enough. 393 00:18:11,549 --> 00:18:15,845 It's safe to say having children is challenging. 394 00:18:23,728 --> 00:18:24,729 Can we talk? 395 00:18:25,479 --> 00:18:28,274 We better. 396 00:18:29,275 --> 00:18:30,610 What's going on? 397 00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:35,990 I'm pregnant.