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Allan?

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No.

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Christoper?

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Hm, no.

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Nigel?

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No.

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Leonard, that's cute.

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That's so cute!

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We have a little fat kid
that likes internet porn.

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What about Hans?

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What about Adolf?

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That's great.

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It rings, rolls off the tongue.

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Charles!

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It's a classic.

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You can't find anything
wrong with Charles.

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Are you kidding me?

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Do you know what the
nickname for Charles is?

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What?

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Chucky.

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How am I supposed
to fall asleep with

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a little red-haired
toddler named Chucky

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sleeping in the next room?

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Just forget the book, OK?

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We don't need the book.

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Let's come up with our own name,
like Apple or Destiny's Child.

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I got an idea.

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Just look at me, right?

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What's the first name
that pops into your head?

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Doofus.

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OK, you go.

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First name that
pops into your head.

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Boobies.

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You want to name
our child Boobies?

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I'm saying that I'm open to it.

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Honey.

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Sweetie, the book

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says it's best to
come up with a name

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before the birth of the baby.

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Will you relax with the book?

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You're obsessed.

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Honey!

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You know doing research makes
me feel more comfortable.

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Speaking of which, I've
decided not to do an epidural.

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What?

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Yep.

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Apparently, natural childbirth's
better for the baby.

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But everybody says
the pain is unbearable.

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Whatever's best
for Baby Big Nose.

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Big nose?

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Oh sorry that's just the
name that popped into my head

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when I was looking at you.

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Oh, that's very funny.

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That's very funny.

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Honey, please!

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You're making me pee!

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Whoa, whoa. Look at the time.

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- I've got to go.
- Oh.

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Promotion day.

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Good luck, sweetheart.

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Hey, I love you.

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I love you.

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Tom.

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Tom.

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Tom Reilly.

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How the hell are you, man?

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What's going on?

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Good, Forrest.

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How are you?

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The last time I saw you,
you were with Sofia Kowalski.

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Yeah, we... we got
married actually.

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Way to go, man.

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You know I was never one
of the people that said

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she was out of your league.

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In their face, right?

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Yeah.

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We're about to have a baby.

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Congratulations
that's fantastic!

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Yeah, good stuff.

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My wife and I just did
that deal in December.

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Kids are expensive
as hell though.

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You know I just made
SVP at Armstrong,

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making 500 grand a year and
we're barely making ends meet.

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We just got a beach
house in the Hamptons.

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Oh.

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Piece of advice, you
want the most ass ever?

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Please.

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Get your wife a beach house.

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Oh.

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I'm serious I can't
keep her off my junk.

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I'll have to remember that.

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Hey, come out to
the Hamptons sometime.

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We'll go sailing.

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- I'll bring my yacht!
- Even better.

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- OK.
- All right.

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$500,000 a year,
can you believe that?

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I went to school
with this idiot,

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he's one of the stupidest
people I ever met.

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Where did I go wrong?

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Dude, you're a cook.

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I know.

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Should've become
a hedge fund guy,

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I'd be getting ass
out in East Hampton.

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OK people!

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There's a lot of hungry
stockbrokers up there.

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They're counting on you.

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What's wrong?

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Somebody left a bunch
of salmon out overnight.

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Leon's docking everybody's pay.

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That's ridiculous.

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Well, you've got
to talk to him, Tom.

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No, no, no, no, no.

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Not me this time, guys.

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Sorry.

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Tommy, you're the only guy
that can stand up to him.

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Paco, my wife's
about to have a baby.

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I need this promotion.

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Well this guy's going
to dock our pay, man.

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Let's go, ladies!

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I don't pay you to
stand around all day.

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Hey, Summers.

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Look I need you to
work on Sunday, OK?

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Leon my sister's getting
married on Sunday, remember?

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Oh. Well, you know what?

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You got to tell me that when
I'm making out the schedule.

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I can't keep track of
everyone's social life.

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- I did tell you.
- I'll sub for him, Leon.

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Paco, silencio.

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Summers, I'm sorry.

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You got to be here
Sunday, that's it.

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I don't make the rules.

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Oh wait, yes I do.

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You got something to say Riley?

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'Cause, uh, I'd love to hear it.

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Leon, you're an asshole.

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And you're fired.

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What?

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Oh, ay dios mio.

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You heard me,
Banderas, hit the road.

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Go on back to your
10-family shack

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and watch Telemundo all day.

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I don't give a shit, all right?

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OK, we both got a
little carried away.

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I admit it, you admit it.

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Let's... let's just have
a cool down period, OK?

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Do you want to use my apron?

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I can get most of that off.

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Are you kidding me, ??

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You don't hit a guy
with a pork chop!

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Crazy bastard!

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OK, no.

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Stop, stop, stop, stop!

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Come on!

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We're sor... We're sorry.

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We're sorry. We're sorry.

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We're sorry.

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We're sorry.

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You're fired too.

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Aha.

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Forrest, here's some
pork on the house.

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How's the ahi?

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Oh I'm so fat.

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Oh.

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Don't give me that
crazy look, Kimmie.

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I see you.

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I have too much to do before
I got to get out of here.

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Hey, Sof.

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Can I ask you something?

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Do you really think you can
raise a kid on Tom's salary?

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He's getting promoted
to Head Lunch Chef.

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We're going to be fine.

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I have to say I have a hard
time seeing you as a housewife.

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I am not going
to be a housewife.

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I'm going to be a full-time mom.

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Of course, yeah.

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What?

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Don't worry about it, man.

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Hello?

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Now?

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Tom's self-conscious 'cause his

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peep has a little curve to it.

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But hey it still works, right?

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What are you two giggling about?

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Your cute little curve.

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I'll get you another pillow.

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Babe, please don't
talk about my curve.

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My curve is private.

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Sweetie, she's
our delivery nurse.

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Eventually she's
going to see my vagina

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and most likely watch me poop.

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What now?

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Most women poop at some
point during the birth,

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I told you that.

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No, no.

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I'm pretty sure I
would remember that.

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So, which way does it curve?

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Don't answer that.

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Left.

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It's actually right,
it's just her left.

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Come here, sweetie.

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You look more nervous than I am.

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I know.

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It's OK.

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Really.

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It's the most natural
thing in the world.

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Women have been doing
this for thousands

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and thousands of ye...!

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What the hell was that?

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I told you those contractions
were going to get stronger.

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But don't worry, you
still have some time

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before they get real nasty.

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That wasn't nasty?

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That wasn't nasty?

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Hell no.

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Tom, I think I changed my mind.

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I want the drugs.

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Now?

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I... I... I could probably
score you some weed.

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Sophia, you turned
down the epidural.

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And the anesthesiologist
is in surgery now.

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Baby, what about
all the research?

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Screw the research.

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Get me the drugs.

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I'm sorry, I was told
the black, bald guy

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00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:03,600
at the counter who's
always trying to get

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00:08:03,625 --> 00:08:04,833
some is an anesthesiologist.

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00:08:04,958 --> 00:08:06,333
Is that you?

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00:08:06,458 --> 00:08:07,976
That is me but I'm going
home in just a second.

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00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:10,625
Oh, can I just talk to you for...

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Sorry, that goes there.

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00:08:12,583 --> 00:08:15,333
My wife turned down her epidural
and now she totally regrets it.

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She's in a lot of pain...

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I... I'm very sorry
but you're going

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to have to speak to one
of the anesthesiologists

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that are on call.

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So I'm just trying
to get out of here

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because in a few minutes
I'm going to crack this...

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Excuse me.

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We can't find anybody else.

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Excuse me.

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Do you not see two grown
folks talking right here?

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Can you respect that?

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Honey, I found one.

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Can you please
get me an epidural?

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Please?

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00:09:01,166 --> 00:09:03,083
Ah, much better.

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00:09:03,208 --> 00:09:04,250
Thank you so much.

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00:09:04,375 --> 00:09:06,500
I'm just glad I
could help, Sofia.

249
00:09:06,625 --> 00:09:08,750
All right, you
can take him away.

250
00:09:08,875 --> 00:09:10,500
Trying to steal a
brother's Hummer.

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00:09:10,625 --> 00:09:12,083
Please forgive me.

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00:09:12,208 --> 00:09:13,416
He was just trying to help me.

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00:09:13,541 --> 00:09:15,625
Don't make him miss
his son being born.

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00:09:15,750 --> 00:09:17,541
There must be
something we can do.

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Babe, uh, we still don't
have a name for our son.

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00:09:20,750 --> 00:09:21,500
Ah.

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00:09:21,625 --> 00:09:22,625
What's your name?

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00:09:22,750 --> 00:09:23,750
Hakeem.

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00:09:27,625 --> 00:09:30,083
What's your last name?

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Oliver.

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Hey, Oliver.

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He's beautiful.

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Uh, baby?

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A funny thing happened
at work today.

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It's a setback, baby.

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But we're going to
get through this.

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The important thing
is that we have

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a beautiful, perfect,
handsome, baby boy, right?

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And we love each other, right?

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00:10:05,208 --> 00:10:06,808
Do you remember how
we decided that I was

271
00:10:06,833 --> 00:10:08,500
going to stay home
with our baby and you

272
00:10:08,625 --> 00:10:09,916
were going to support us?

273
00:10:10,041 --> 00:10:11,226
But Sofia, it was the
principle of the thing.

274
00:10:11,250 --> 00:10:12,476
You should have seen this go...

275
00:10:12,500 --> 00:10:14,875
It's always the
principle of the thing!

276
00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:16,520
First it was a museum
job, but then you

277
00:10:16,625 --> 00:10:18,726
didn't want to turn into a
pretentious social climber.

278
00:10:18,750 --> 00:10:20,375
Then you decide to
become a magazine

279
00:10:20,500 --> 00:10:22,351
writer, which lasts until you
tell your editor he's a whore.

280
00:10:22,375 --> 00:10:23,583
Not an actual whore, Sofia.

281
00:10:23,708 --> 00:10:25,958
A whore to the
entertainment industry.

282
00:10:26,083 --> 00:10:28,375
You speak your mind and you
can smell bullshit a mile away

283
00:10:28,500 --> 00:10:29,780
and that's what
I love about you.

284
00:10:29,875 --> 00:10:32,708
But sooner or later
people make compromises!

285
00:10:32,833 --> 00:10:34,767
They don't like what they
do, they hate their boss,

286
00:10:34,791 --> 00:10:37,151
they're bored most of the time,
that's what having a job is!

287
00:10:37,208 --> 00:10:38,208
Mm-hmm.

288
00:10:40,333 --> 00:10:41,875
OK, well.

289
00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:45,041
What if this whole thing
was a message from God?

290
00:10:45,166 --> 00:10:47,750
What do you think
God's trying to tell us?

291
00:10:47,875 --> 00:10:49,767
Maybe he's trying to tell
us that it's time for us

292
00:10:49,791 --> 00:10:53,250
to move out of New York City.

293
00:10:53,375 --> 00:10:57,958
I could finally take your
dad up on his job offer.

294
00:11:13,708 --> 00:11:16,166
He was tied to
the bed with a miracle

295
00:11:16,291 --> 00:11:18,833
drug in one hand.

296
00:11:18,958 --> 00:11:23,208
In the other, a great lost
novel that, I understand

297
00:11:23,333 --> 00:11:27,666
was returned with
a stamp that said,

298
00:11:27,791 --> 00:11:29,375
thank you for your interest...

299
00:11:29,500 --> 00:11:30,291
Woohoo!

300
00:11:30,416 --> 00:11:31,458
Ohio!

301
00:11:31,583 --> 00:11:32,458
Look, Oliver!

302
00:11:32,583 --> 00:11:34,083
Yes!

303
00:11:34,208 --> 00:11:37,833
His soul for a
perilous slide into crime.

304
00:11:37,958 --> 00:11:42,583
He had decided that he would
err on this side of divine.

305
00:11:42,708 --> 00:11:45,708
Being told this was wise.

306
00:11:45,833 --> 00:11:47,351
A lot of white people
in this neighbourhood.

307
00:11:47,375 --> 00:11:52,125
Payback with
interest in due time.

308
00:11:52,250 --> 00:11:56,000
So why all the history now?

309
00:12:04,250 --> 00:12:05,041
Kids!

310
00:12:05,166 --> 00:12:06,791
Welcome.

311
00:12:06,916 --> 00:12:08,416
Great, it's your parents.

312
00:12:08,541 --> 00:12:10,208
They're in our house already.

313
00:12:10,333 --> 00:12:11,625
Look at that baby!

314
00:12:11,750 --> 00:12:12,958
I'm gonna eat you!

315
00:12:13,083 --> 00:12:15,375
I'm gonna eat you.

316
00:12:15,500 --> 00:12:16,666
Ah!

317
00:12:16,791 --> 00:12:17,875
Oh.

318
00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:20,000
Your stuff got
here safe and sound.

319
00:12:20,125 --> 00:12:21,666
Not that you had very much.

320
00:12:21,791 --> 00:12:23,250
Well, dad, our
apartment in New York

321
00:12:23,375 --> 00:12:24,642
was about the size
of this porch.

322
00:12:24,666 --> 00:12:25,666
I love it, go ahead.

323
00:12:30,958 --> 00:12:32,250
Whose furniture is this?

324
00:12:32,375 --> 00:12:33,500
Surprise.

325
00:12:33,625 --> 00:12:37,583
Got you a little
housewarming gift.

326
00:12:37,708 --> 00:12:38,750
You know having a job

327
00:12:38,875 --> 00:12:40,875
completely changes a man, Tom.

328
00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:45,208
It's not just about the money,
it's about having a purpose.

329
00:12:45,333 --> 00:12:47,166
It's about feeling
proud of yourself.

330
00:12:47,291 --> 00:12:48,541
Dad...

331
00:12:48,666 --> 00:12:50,226
You know I've been
employed before, Bob.

332
00:12:50,250 --> 00:12:51,708
No I'm not talking about a cook.

333
00:12:51,833 --> 00:12:53,875
I'm talking about a real job.

334
00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:55,666
Dad, Tom was a chef, not a cook.

335
00:12:55,791 --> 00:12:57,333
A chef's a cook, right?

336
00:12:57,458 --> 00:13:00,708
Personally, I think
being a cook is a real job.

337
00:13:00,833 --> 00:13:02,375
You want
a tip on how to succeed,

338
00:13:02,500 --> 00:13:03,958
you take a look
at this girl here.

339
00:13:04,083 --> 00:13:07,625
Did you know that your
wife was Phi Beta Kappa?

340
00:13:07,750 --> 00:13:10,833
That she got 170 on the LSAT?

341
00:13:10,958 --> 00:13:12,333
I know that, Bob.

342
00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:14,338
If you remember we've
been dating since college.

343
00:13:14,458 --> 00:13:19,583
Oh, don't eat me.

344
00:13:19,708 --> 00:13:21,208
I'm for grown-ups.

345
00:13:21,333 --> 00:13:23,916
You know who I'm putting
in charge of training Tom?

346
00:13:24,041 --> 00:13:25,291
Chip Sanders.

347
00:13:25,416 --> 00:13:26,750
Oh, great.

348
00:13:26,875 --> 00:13:29,250
So what's this Chip guy like?

349
00:13:29,375 --> 00:13:31,416
I haven't seen him for years.

350
00:13:31,541 --> 00:13:35,166
We were in
cheer leading together.

351
00:13:35,291 --> 00:13:36,791
Which reminds me,
when are you going

352
00:13:36,916 --> 00:13:38,791
to dig out one of your
cheer leading outfits

353
00:13:38,916 --> 00:13:40,291
and do a little routine for me?

354
00:13:40,416 --> 00:13:41,666
I don't know.

355
00:13:41,791 --> 00:13:43,583
Are you going to score
a touchdown for me?

356
00:13:43,708 --> 00:13:46,541
Oh I will
score you a touchdown, yeah.

357
00:13:50,125 --> 00:13:53,916
Tom, don't.

358
00:13:54,041 --> 00:13:56,958
It's just, Oliver
eats from there.

359
00:13:57,083 --> 00:14:00,000
It just seems kind of weird.

360
00:14:00,125 --> 00:14:01,726
I'm sorry, maybe it's
just a little too early.

361
00:14:01,750 --> 00:14:02,500
Is that OK?

362
00:14:02,625 --> 00:14:03,750
Of course it's OK.

363
00:14:03,875 --> 00:14:04,875
Of course.

364
00:14:15,625 --> 00:14:16,458
It's totally fine.

365
00:14:16,583 --> 00:14:19,375
OK.

366
00:14:20,541 --> 00:14:22,333
Wish me luck, family members.

367
00:14:23,541 --> 00:14:24,541
Hm.

368
00:14:27,458 --> 00:14:28,833
Give him hell.

369
00:14:28,958 --> 00:14:29,958
I'll miss you guys.

370
00:15:00,208 --> 00:15:01,000
Tom!

371
00:15:01,125 --> 00:15:02,791
Hi.

372
00:15:02,916 --> 00:15:04,458
Welcome to Sunburst.

373
00:15:04,583 --> 00:15:05,458
Thank you.

374
00:15:05,583 --> 00:15:06,601
Oh I should have told you.

375
00:15:06,625 --> 00:15:08,541
Suit and tie is not required.

376
00:15:08,666 --> 00:15:09,916
Casual Friday everyday, huh?

377
00:15:10,041 --> 00:15:12,000
No, it's not business casual.

378
00:15:12,125 --> 00:15:12,916
We tried that.

379
00:15:13,041 --> 00:15:14,791
It's business appropriate.

380
00:15:14,916 --> 00:15:19,000
It's about being yourself,
but in an appropriate way.

381
00:15:19,125 --> 00:15:19,875
It's kind of special.

382
00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:21,333
Oh.

383
00:15:21,458 --> 00:15:23,218
You know, I've been
here longer than anybody.

384
00:15:23,291 --> 00:15:24,500
30 years.

385
00:15:24,625 --> 00:15:26,916
Last year, a
visionary took over.

386
00:15:27,041 --> 00:15:29,666
His name, Don Wollebin.

387
00:15:29,791 --> 00:15:30,875
Guys!

388
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:32,400
Guys, I want you
to meet Tom Reilly,

389
00:15:32,458 --> 00:15:34,458
our new assistant
associate creative.

390
00:15:34,583 --> 00:15:36,625
Hey, Tom.

391
00:15:36,750 --> 00:15:37,500
It's Manny.

392
00:15:37,625 --> 00:15:39,041
- He's Doug.
- Oh oh.

393
00:15:39,166 --> 00:15:40,250
- Oh oh.
- Oh.

394
00:15:40,375 --> 00:15:41,666
Oh oh. What's that?

395
00:15:41,791 --> 00:15:42,791
What you trying to do?

396
00:15:42,833 --> 00:15:44,250
Is that going somewhere?

397
00:15:44,375 --> 00:15:45,416
It's off.

398
00:15:45,541 --> 00:15:46,541
Catch.

399
00:15:46,625 --> 00:15:47,416
Whoa.

400
00:15:47,541 --> 00:15:48,916
Whoops.

401
00:15:49,041 --> 00:15:50,208
Nice, Manny!

402
00:15:50,333 --> 00:15:51,541
Can't let my man down.

403
00:15:51,666 --> 00:15:53,125
You got to catch it, Tom.

404
00:15:53,250 --> 00:15:56,291
The yes ball gets thrown
around the office all day long.

405
00:15:56,416 --> 00:15:59,291
It's a way of showing
that we're all in sync.

406
00:15:59,416 --> 00:16:00,791
Oh.

407
00:16:00,916 --> 00:16:02,226
Once you start thinking
about stuff in a new way,

408
00:16:02,250 --> 00:16:04,625
it'll turn your whole
world upside down.

409
00:16:04,750 --> 00:16:05,583
Ha ha.

410
00:16:05,708 --> 00:16:06,708
Come on.

411
00:16:09,125 --> 00:16:11,875
Oh my god.

412
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:14,458
People just
aren't eating as much fried fish

413
00:16:14,583 --> 00:16:15,750
anymore.

414
00:16:15,875 --> 00:16:18,666
So Don says, let's
shift the paradigm.

415
00:16:18,791 --> 00:16:22,541
Forget fried fish, let's
reinvent the tartar sauce

416
00:16:22,666 --> 00:16:26,666
as a hamburger spread,
call it Pickle Whip,

417
00:16:26,791 --> 00:16:28,583
and sell it to teenagers.

418
00:16:28,708 --> 00:16:29,791
That's classic Wollebin.

419
00:16:31,250 --> 00:16:32,750
No question.

420
00:16:32,875 --> 00:16:35,791
Now last but not least, I
want to introduce all of you

421
00:16:35,916 --> 00:16:40,208
to our new assistant associate
creative, Tom Reilly!

422
00:16:43,833 --> 00:16:44,958
Thank you all.

423
00:16:45,083 --> 00:16:46,517
I'm sure that this
experience will...

424
00:16:46,541 --> 00:16:47,291
Sit down, Tom.

425
00:16:47,416 --> 00:16:48,500
It's all right.

426
00:16:48,625 --> 00:16:51,500
Hey, Tom.

427
00:16:55,416 --> 00:16:56,666
Throw it.

428
00:17:03,458 --> 00:17:04,458
Yes!

429
00:17:07,166 --> 00:17:08,958
Oh I don't want too many.

430
00:17:09,083 --> 00:17:10,083
Or do I?

431
00:17:11,625 --> 00:17:12,625
Go long!

432
00:17:15,375 --> 00:17:16,208
Come on, buddy.

433
00:17:16,333 --> 00:17:17,373
You got to jump for those.

434
00:17:21,125 --> 00:17:22,125
Uh, unfortunately I

435
00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:23,708
I can't.

436
00:17:23,833 --> 00:17:27,208
And I... and I haven't been
able to, Tom, since I was five.

437
00:17:30,208 --> 00:17:31,408
It's great to meet you though.

438
00:17:31,500 --> 00:17:33,958
My name's Chip Sanders.

439
00:17:34,083 --> 00:17:36,291
This is the guy you're
going to be working under.

440
00:17:41,250 --> 00:17:42,583
Hey, Chip.

441
00:17:42,708 --> 00:17:44,142
I... I'm really sorry
about what just happened.

442
00:17:44,166 --> 00:17:45,000
I feel like an idiot.

443
00:17:45,125 --> 00:17:46,791
Hold it right there, Tom.

444
00:17:46,916 --> 00:17:49,166
We don't apologize at Sunburst.

445
00:17:49,291 --> 00:17:52,750
You know the Japanese have
a term called moushiwake.

446
00:17:52,875 --> 00:17:55,000
It's a way of
saying you're sorry

447
00:17:55,125 --> 00:17:57,000
and taking responsibility.

448
00:17:57,125 --> 00:17:59,750
At Sunburst, if you feel
you've fallen short,

449
00:17:59,875 --> 00:18:05,333
you write a moushiwake on one
of these little yellow pads.

450
00:18:05,458 --> 00:18:07,208
Here, there you go.

451
00:18:07,333 --> 00:18:09,791
Just go ahead, write it down.

452
00:18:09,916 --> 00:18:12,625
Chip, I'm sorry I threw
the imaginary ball...

453
00:18:12,750 --> 00:18:13,830
It's supposed to be silent.

454
00:18:20,541 --> 00:18:21,875
Tom, don't you worry about it.

455
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,480
If I got depressed
every time somebody

456
00:18:23,583 --> 00:18:25,142
made a joke at my expense,
I'd never get out of bed.

457
00:18:25,166 --> 00:18:26,226
Oh, I wasn't making a joke.

458
00:18:26,250 --> 00:18:27,500
I didn't

459
00:18:27,625 --> 00:18:29,833
Tom, you'll be working
under the best here.

460
00:18:29,958 --> 00:18:31,791
Oh, sticky.

461
00:18:31,916 --> 00:18:33,166
I'm sorry.

462
00:18:33,291 --> 00:18:36,541
Chip just won Ohio
Advertiser of the Year.

463
00:18:36,666 --> 00:18:37,958
Oh, congratulations.

464
00:18:38,083 --> 00:18:39,666
I don't do it for the awards.

465
00:18:39,791 --> 00:18:45,333
He created Senor Tomato for
the Ketchup Caliente Campaign.

466
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,083
Caliente!

467
00:18:50,125 --> 00:18:51,125
I love this guy.

468
00:18:51,166 --> 00:18:52,666
Yeah I'm pretty proud of him.

469
00:18:52,791 --> 00:18:54,517
There's not a lot of Latino
characters in advertising.

470
00:18:54,541 --> 00:18:58,250
Oh he seems like a
really nice role model.

471
00:18:58,375 --> 00:19:03,041
Well it's nice to do
well, but also to do good.

472
00:19:06,083 --> 00:19:07,375
Look whose awake.

473
00:19:07,500 --> 00:19:09,041
It's Mr. Stinky Winky.

474
00:19:13,583 --> 00:19:16,125
It's Mr. Stinky Winky's pinkies.

475
00:19:16,250 --> 00:19:19,708
You made mommy a nice
little poo, a stinky poo.

476
00:19:19,833 --> 00:19:21,083
Yes you did.

477
00:19:21,208 --> 00:19:26,000
He backed away.

478
00:19:26,125 --> 00:19:30,083
His hand holding the
purple crayon shook.

479
00:19:30,208 --> 00:19:33,041
You don't understand a
word I'm saying, do you?

480
00:19:33,166 --> 00:19:36,000
Johnson told the Senate
subcommittee he was satisfied

481
00:19:36,125 --> 00:19:38,708
with the President's budget,
even though it represented

482
00:19:38,833 --> 00:19:41,333
a 6% decrease from last year.

483
00:19:50,625 --> 00:19:55,958
So, you married Sofia Kowalski.

484
00:19:56,083 --> 00:19:57,916
You are one lucky man.

485
00:19:58,041 --> 00:19:59,041
Thanks.

486
00:19:59,083 --> 00:20:00,208
You love her, Tom?

487
00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:01,458
Oh yeah.

488
00:20:01,583 --> 00:20:03,208
You earn her love
every single day?

489
00:20:03,333 --> 00:20:04,708
I believe I do, Chip.

490
00:20:04,833 --> 00:20:05,873
That's all I need to hear.

491
00:20:10,125 --> 00:20:14,291
So listen, I want you to know
that I don't care whether you

492
00:20:14,416 --> 00:20:16,125
got this job through
family connections

493
00:20:16,250 --> 00:20:17,750
or had to earn it
like the rest of us.

494
00:20:17,875 --> 00:20:20,541
What's important is that
you're here and that's awesome.

495
00:20:20,666 --> 00:20:21,958
OK, well.

496
00:20:22,083 --> 00:20:23,601
I'm... I'm just excited
to jump in, whatever you

497
00:20:23,625 --> 00:20:24,684
got for me just let me know...

498
00:20:24,708 --> 00:20:25,875
Hang on there, killer.

499
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:27,583
We're going to walk
before we run, OK?

500
00:20:27,708 --> 00:20:29,708
Did you see Karate Kid?

501
00:20:29,833 --> 00:20:30,666
Yeah.

502
00:20:30,791 --> 00:20:32,291
Miyagi, Macchio.

503
00:20:32,416 --> 00:20:33,791
OK?

504
00:20:33,916 --> 00:20:36,041
And right now we're in the
wax on, wax off period.

505
00:20:39,208 --> 00:20:42,583
Advertising here,
advertising never here.

506
00:20:47,500 --> 00:20:49,666
She and my
mom got in a heated argument

507
00:20:49,791 --> 00:20:51,416
and my mom took
her to the ground

508
00:20:51,541 --> 00:20:54,291
and started hitting her while
my dad stood over top laughing.

509
00:20:54,416 --> 00:20:55,416
Did you later find

510
00:20:55,500 --> 00:20:56,625
out that that was not true?

511
00:20:56,750 --> 00:20:57,833
Hearsay.

512
00:20:57,958 --> 00:20:59,291
Hearsay.

513
00:20:59,416 --> 00:21:01,375
Did you ever hear your sister

514
00:21:01,500 --> 00:21:03,958
say that she hated your mother?

515
00:21:04,083 --> 00:21:05,166
Constantly.

516
00:21:08,208 --> 00:21:09,541
Hi.

517
00:21:09,666 --> 00:21:10,541
Hi.

518
00:21:10,666 --> 00:21:12,000
What are doing?

519
00:21:12,125 --> 00:21:13,541
Nothing.

520
00:21:13,666 --> 00:21:14,958
Are those Snaps?

521
00:21:15,083 --> 00:21:15,875
Yeah.

522
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:16,833
That's pretty cool.

523
00:21:16,958 --> 00:21:18,125
It's pretty stupid.

524
00:21:18,250 --> 00:21:20,166
My dad won't let me
watch TV anymore.

525
00:21:20,291 --> 00:21:21,041
That's bullshit, dude.

526
00:21:21,166 --> 00:21:23,166
Yeah.

527
00:21:23,291 --> 00:21:25,916
This is all I can do.

528
00:21:26,041 --> 00:21:28,125
You want to trade?

529
00:21:28,250 --> 00:21:31,083
Just kidding.

530
00:21:31,208 --> 00:21:33,333
Uh, that on...
That one was a dud.

531
00:21:33,458 --> 00:21:35,083
It happens.

532
00:21:35,208 --> 00:21:38,708
So during the school year, I
live with my mom in New Jersey.

533
00:21:38,833 --> 00:21:40,625
And I spend the summer
here with my dad.

534
00:21:40,750 --> 00:21:42,875
But he's at work all the time.

535
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:45,083
And all my friends
live back in Parsippany

536
00:21:45,208 --> 00:21:46,833
so it's pretty.

537
00:21:53,125 --> 00:21:54,833
Hey, think fast.

538
00:21:54,958 --> 00:21:58,791
I'm just messing with you.

539
00:21:58,916 --> 00:22:00,250
I'm Carol, by the way.

540
00:22:00,375 --> 00:22:01,125
Tom.

541
00:22:01,250 --> 00:22:02,333
Hey, Tom.

542
00:22:02,458 --> 00:22:03,476
- Can I give you some advice?
- Yeah.

543
00:22:03,500 --> 00:22:04,375
Get out of here.

544
00:22:04,500 --> 00:22:06,125
Run, run as fast as you can.

545
00:22:06,250 --> 00:22:09,750
Walk out that door
and don't look back.

546
00:22:09,875 --> 00:22:10,625
I'm just kidding.

547
00:22:10,750 --> 00:22:13,541
But not really.

548
00:22:13,666 --> 00:22:17,458
This is going to be awesome.

549
00:22:17,583 --> 00:22:18,863
Somebody's eating Chip's yogurt.

550
00:22:18,916 --> 00:22:20,000
Yo, Carol, watch your legs.

551
00:22:20,125 --> 00:22:23,041
No breaks, thank you.

552
00:22:23,166 --> 00:22:24,041
How we doing, gang?

553
00:22:24,166 --> 00:22:25,166
Huh?

554
00:22:30,625 --> 00:22:32,416
Uh oh.

555
00:22:32,541 --> 00:22:34,500
Either one of you
two guys seen wh...

556
00:22:42,750 --> 00:22:44,000
Is this your yogurt?

557
00:22:44,125 --> 00:22:45,666
Uh huh.

558
00:22:45,791 --> 00:22:47,951
Oh 'cause... 'cause Bob had
said something about, like,

559
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,500
free snacks in the kitchen.

560
00:22:50,625 --> 00:22:51,458
Muffins.

561
00:22:51,583 --> 00:22:52,666
Muffins are for everyone.

562
00:22:52,791 --> 00:22:54,101
Yogurt's mine,
everyone knows that.

563
00:22:54,125 --> 00:22:57,541
But listen, my
fault, you're new.

564
00:22:57,666 --> 00:22:59,267
I'll just... I'll just
go buy you another one.

565
00:22:59,291 --> 00:23:00,458
No no.

566
00:23:00,583 --> 00:23:02,458
I'm your mentor, I
should've told you.

567
00:23:02,583 --> 00:23:04,267
I'll go hungry today,
that'll be my punishment.

568
00:23:04,291 --> 00:23:05,333
No no, please.

569
00:23:05,458 --> 00:23:06,726
At least finish
the rest of this.

570
00:23:06,750 --> 00:23:08,666
No, you've already
done about 2/3

571
00:23:08,791 --> 00:23:10,231
of that, why don't
you finish it off.

572
00:23:10,291 --> 00:23:11,000
OK? Enjoy.

573
00:23:11,125 --> 00:23:15,500
It's peach, my favorite.

574
00:23:15,625 --> 00:23:18,875
I give you one week.

575
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:19,833
Who is that?

576
00:23:19,958 --> 00:23:22,291
Who is that?

577
00:23:22,416 --> 00:23:25,708
Hi, Dad.

578
00:23:25,833 --> 00:23:26,916
Dad, I pooped today.

579
00:23:27,041 --> 00:23:28,416
What did you do?

580
00:23:28,541 --> 00:23:31,041
Can you please change
my diaper, Dad?

581
00:23:31,166 --> 00:23:32,500
My dad loves Chip.

582
00:23:32,625 --> 00:23:34,583
He's like the son he never had.

583
00:23:34,708 --> 00:23:36,416
What about me?

584
00:23:36,541 --> 00:23:37,291
It's totally different.

585
00:23:37,416 --> 00:23:40,041
You're his son-in-law.

586
00:23:40,166 --> 00:23:41,750
Chip's a great guy, babe.

587
00:23:41,875 --> 00:23:45,583
He just, I don't know, he seems
a little angry or something.

588
00:23:45,708 --> 00:23:47,392
Well maybe you'd be a
little angry too if you'd

589
00:23:47,416 --> 00:23:48,625
lost the use of your legs.

590
00:23:48,750 --> 00:23:49,500
It's not that.

591
00:23:49,625 --> 00:23:50,500
I don't... I don't know.

592
00:23:50,625 --> 00:23:52,958
He just... he's nice.

593
00:23:53,083 --> 00:23:55,666
I just... I think he
might have a dark side.

594
00:23:55,791 --> 00:23:58,291
Tom, is your first
week on the job.

595
00:23:58,416 --> 00:24:00,375
I really hope you're
not picking a fight.

596
00:24:00,500 --> 00:24:02,166
I'm not saying
anything bad about him.

597
00:24:02,291 --> 00:24:05,666
Everybody has a dark
side, I have a dark side.

598
00:24:05,791 --> 00:24:07,541
I'm very dangerous.

599
00:24:07,666 --> 00:24:08,541
Oh, yeah?

600
00:24:08,666 --> 00:24:10,500
Yeah.

601
00:24:10,625 --> 00:24:12,500
Come here.

602
00:24:19,125 --> 00:24:21,458
'Sup?

603
00:24:21,583 --> 00:24:23,166
Who is that person?

604
00:24:23,291 --> 00:24:25,371
That's Wesley, he's dad
doesn't want him to watch TV.

605
00:24:29,791 --> 00:24:33,333
I don't see the wisdom of
selling directly to consumers.

606
00:24:33,458 --> 00:24:35,517
Do you remember we spoke
about Smith and Hawkins, Sir?

607
00:24:35,541 --> 00:24:37,041
2000% sales growth?

608
00:24:37,166 --> 00:24:38,875
We've got a
three-pronged strategy,

609
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:42,291
web advertising, product
partnerships, and print ads.

610
00:24:42,416 --> 00:24:44,166
Actually, it's a
four-pronged strategy.

611
00:24:44,291 --> 00:24:45,708
You forgot about direct mailing.

612
00:24:45,833 --> 00:24:47,517
Direct mailing is not
part of this strategy.

613
00:24:47,541 --> 00:24:48,333
Actually it is.

614
00:24:48,458 --> 00:24:49,250
No it's not.

615
00:24:49,375 --> 00:24:50,875
Uh, it is Chip.

616
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:53,080
If you'd took the time to
read the report like I did.

617
00:24:53,125 --> 00:24:56,041
Pages 23 through
29, direct mailing.

618
00:24:56,166 --> 00:24:59,000
I specifically
said no junk mail.

619
00:24:59,125 --> 00:25:02,916
Now, no junk mail means
no direct mailing!

620
00:25:03,041 --> 00:25:06,041
Did my son say
you could do this?

621
00:25:06,166 --> 00:25:07,375
This meeting is over.

622
00:25:07,500 --> 00:25:09,416
Goodbye.

623
00:25:12,833 --> 00:25:14,750
I'm really sorry.

624
00:25:14,875 --> 00:25:16,791
I guess I shouldn't
have said that.

625
00:25:16,916 --> 00:25:20,125
That report was for
internal distribution only.

626
00:25:20,250 --> 00:25:23,250
That's what for internal
distribution only means.

627
00:25:23,375 --> 00:25:27,291
Mr. Hordhaus' son asked
us not to tell his father

628
00:25:27,416 --> 00:25:28,916
about the direct mailing.

629
00:25:29,041 --> 00:25:31,500
Because in five years, when
direct mailing takes effect,

630
00:25:31,625 --> 00:25:33,041
Mr. Hordhaus will be dead.

631
00:25:33,166 --> 00:25:35,125
I can still hear you.

632
00:25:36,666 --> 00:25:38,541
I guess you can kiss
that account goodbye.

633
00:25:38,666 --> 00:25:41,000
Bob, I'm really sorry.

634
00:25:41,125 --> 00:25:42,500
I mean moushiwake.

635
00:25:42,625 --> 00:25:44,625
I'll... I'll write a, I'll
write a moushiwake, Bob.

636
00:25:44,666 --> 00:25:47,083
Bob, if anybody should be
writing a moushiwake, it's me.

637
00:25:47,208 --> 00:25:48,708
Tom is my responsibility.

638
00:25:48,833 --> 00:25:50,583
Chip, please.

639
00:25:50,708 --> 00:25:52,541
He's the one who screwed up.

640
00:25:52,666 --> 00:25:54,708
Wollebin gets back
from Nepal tomorrow.

641
00:25:54,833 --> 00:25:57,333
I don't want to tell him
you blew a major account

642
00:25:57,458 --> 00:25:58,916
on your second day.

643
00:25:59,041 --> 00:26:00,291
I'm going say it was me.

644
00:26:00,416 --> 00:26:01,958
Oh, no no.

645
00:26:02,083 --> 00:26:04,059
No I can't let you take the
rap for that, let me do it.

646
00:26:04,083 --> 00:26:06,250
Absolutely not, Chipper.

647
00:26:06,375 --> 00:26:10,125
It's my family, I'll
clean up the mess.

648
00:26:10,250 --> 00:26:11,041
Well thank you, Bob.

649
00:26:11,166 --> 00:26:13,083
I... I appreciate that.

650
00:26:13,208 --> 00:26:14,208
Let's go back to work.

651
00:26:21,791 --> 00:26:22,833
Hey, uh, Tom?

652
00:26:22,958 --> 00:26:24,416
It's probably none
of my business

653
00:26:24,541 --> 00:26:27,333
but, um, I doubt I'd ever
let my father-in-law take

654
00:26:27,458 --> 00:26:28,833
the bullet for me like that.

655
00:26:28,958 --> 00:26:30,642
You know what, Chip, it
is none of your business.

656
00:26:30,666 --> 00:26:33,166
Sofia.

657
00:26:33,291 --> 00:26:35,625
We are the Tigers!

658
00:26:35,750 --> 00:26:37,500
And we're not cocky.

659
00:26:37,625 --> 00:26:39,750
But we'll run you over...

660
00:26:39,875 --> 00:26:41,541
Like a kawasaki.

661
00:26:41,666 --> 00:26:42,833
Vroom vroom!

662
00:26:42,958 --> 00:26:43,750
Hey, baby

663
00:26:43,875 --> 00:26:45,041
Sofia... hey!

664
00:26:45,166 --> 00:26:46,000
Let me... let me...
Let me see the baby.

665
00:26:46,125 --> 00:26:47,541
Let me see the baby.

666
00:26:47,666 --> 00:26:50,250
Oh my gosh, look
what you've made!

667
00:26:50,375 --> 00:26:51,125
Who's the father?

668
00:26:51,250 --> 00:26:52,250
Have you found him?

669
00:26:52,375 --> 00:26:56,250
Sofia, ready, OK.

670
00:26:56,375 --> 00:26:58,250
Remember this?

671
00:26:58,375 --> 00:27:03,250
Let me tell you
what we are, W-I-N-N-E-R.

672
00:27:03,375 --> 00:27:04,208
That's it.

673
00:27:04,333 --> 00:27:05,625
Second half, second half.

674
00:27:05,750 --> 00:27:08,500
Let me tell you
what you are, L-O-S-E-R!

675
00:27:11,250 --> 00:27:12,333
That's great.

676
00:27:12,458 --> 00:27:15,750
And Riverside
Tigers out of sight.

677
00:27:15,875 --> 00:27:18,166
Riverside Tigers dynamite.

678
00:27:18,291 --> 00:27:19,333
And that guy.

679
00:27:19,458 --> 00:27:20,666
Hang on, hang on.

680
00:27:20,791 --> 00:27:22,291
Explode!

681
00:27:22,416 --> 00:27:23,416
Explode.

682
00:27:23,500 --> 00:27:25,083
Explode!

683
00:27:26,666 --> 00:27:27,958
Explode?

684
00:27:28,083 --> 00:27:29,916
Come on, you remember
our song, Chips Ahoyers.

685
00:27:30,041 --> 00:27:31,041
Come on, I got you.

686
00:27:31,125 --> 00:27:32,250
Ready?

687
00:27:32,375 --> 00:27:33,125
Ha.

688
00:27:33,250 --> 00:27:34,250
Explode!

689
00:27:39,583 --> 00:27:42,375
Oh yeah.

690
00:27:42,500 --> 00:27:44,958
I can't believe he
remembered all the moves.

691
00:27:45,083 --> 00:27:47,666
Oh yeah, he's a real champ.

692
00:27:47,791 --> 00:27:50,031
Bet he had a huge crush on
you in high school, didn't he?

693
00:27:51,375 --> 00:27:56,000
Well, we did sort
of have sex once.

694
00:27:56,125 --> 00:27:58,333
What?

695
00:27:58,458 --> 00:28:00,658
I thought you said he was
paralyzed from the waist down.

696
00:28:00,708 --> 00:28:03,625
Well, not completely.

697
00:28:03,750 --> 00:28:06,166
So, you just like forgot
to tell me about it.

698
00:28:06,291 --> 00:28:07,833
Sweetie it was a long time ago.

699
00:28:07,958 --> 00:28:09,976
I didn't want you thinking
about that when you met the guy.

700
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:11,434
It's just... I don't
know, it's gross.

701
00:28:11,458 --> 00:28:13,791
I think you showed
really bad judgment.

702
00:28:13,916 --> 00:28:15,208
Why?

703
00:28:15,333 --> 00:28:18,416
Because no offense to
Chip, but he's a dick.

704
00:28:18,541 --> 00:28:21,958
You're not really
jealous, are you?

705
00:28:22,083 --> 00:28:26,250
Don't you know I'm saving
my special cheer for you?

706
00:28:26,375 --> 00:28:27,583
You have a special cheer?

707
00:28:27,708 --> 00:28:29,041
Yeah.

708
00:28:29,166 --> 00:28:31,000
Really?

709
00:28:31,125 --> 00:28:32,958
Can I see it?

710
00:28:33,083 --> 00:28:34,416
Show me upstairs.

711
00:28:37,458 --> 00:28:39,791
Hi.

712
00:28:39,916 --> 00:28:42,500
Hello, Wesley.

713
00:28:42,625 --> 00:28:43,833
Can I get you anything?

714
00:28:43,958 --> 00:28:45,916
Hm, I'm all right.

715
00:28:46,041 --> 00:28:47,041
Got my twizzer.

716
00:28:49,666 --> 00:28:50,458
You got it?

717
00:28:50,583 --> 00:28:51,916
Yeah, I got it.

718
00:28:53,833 --> 00:28:56,375
So you, uh, spend any time at
your own house there, Wesley?

719
00:28:56,500 --> 00:29:01,000
Wesley's mom lives in New
Jersey, and his dad works late.

720
00:29:01,125 --> 00:29:02,500
Oh.

721
00:29:02,625 --> 00:29:05,375
Well I'm glad we could help out.

722
00:29:05,500 --> 00:29:07,333
Welcome to the family, Wesley.

723
00:29:07,458 --> 00:29:08,625
Thanks, Tom.

724
00:29:08,750 --> 00:29:10,250
Hey, guys.

725
00:29:10,375 --> 00:29:12,958
You want to see
something really cool?

726
00:29:13,083 --> 00:29:14,083
Sure.

727
00:29:17,083 --> 00:29:18,083
Oh.

728
00:29:20,833 --> 00:29:21,833
Oh.

729
00:29:23,625 --> 00:29:25,458
Wesley, you're going
to hurt yourself.

730
00:29:25,583 --> 00:29:27,666
That was awesome.

731
00:29:27,791 --> 00:29:29,333
Wait a second, this is it.

732
00:29:30,375 --> 00:29:31,250
What are you doing?

733
00:29:31,375 --> 00:29:32,666
The Pickle Whip Campaign.

734
00:29:32,791 --> 00:29:35,875
This is how I'm going
to redeem myself.

735
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:38,226
You got to promise me you're
never going to do that again.

736
00:29:38,250 --> 00:29:39,916
Do that again.

737
00:29:40,041 --> 00:29:41,375
Nah, I don't feel so good.

738
00:29:41,500 --> 00:29:42,250
Oh come on, buddy.

739
00:29:42,375 --> 00:29:43,375
I need this for work.

740
00:29:43,416 --> 00:29:44,250
I don't know.

741
00:29:44,375 --> 00:29:45,375
I'll give you 20 bucks.

742
00:29:45,416 --> 00:29:46,625
Tom!

743
00:29:46,750 --> 00:29:47,750
Done and done.

744
00:29:53,500 --> 00:29:55,791
There's my little Karate Kid.

745
00:29:55,916 --> 00:29:59,125
You know, Tom, when I told you
to meet me at the gym at 7:45,

746
00:29:59,250 --> 00:30:00,291
I didn't mean 47.

747
00:30:00,416 --> 00:30:01,625
I'm so sorry, Chip.

748
00:30:01,750 --> 00:30:03,309
Listen, I think I have
a really cool idea

749
00:30:03,333 --> 00:30:04,434
for the Pickle Whip Campaign.

750
00:30:04,458 --> 00:30:05,698
- Last night...
- you know what.

751
00:30:05,750 --> 00:30:07,226
First of all, I need
you to calm down.

752
00:30:07,250 --> 00:30:08,791
I'm pretty calm.

753
00:30:08,916 --> 00:30:10,809
Great, we're going to start
by just painting the fence.

754
00:30:10,833 --> 00:30:12,416
You know what I mean?

755
00:30:12,541 --> 00:30:14,822
Because today is not for work
ideas, today is for bonding.

756
00:30:14,875 --> 00:30:17,125
We're going to exercise
together like men.

757
00:30:17,250 --> 00:30:19,541
You know how to exercise
like a man, Tom?

758
00:30:19,666 --> 00:30:21,506
I'm guessing there won't
be any Pilates, right?

759
00:30:23,375 --> 00:30:25,125
Of course there won't
be any Pilates, Tom.

760
00:30:25,250 --> 00:30:26,958
I've got wheels for legs, OK?

761
00:30:27,083 --> 00:30:28,833
I can never do Pilates.

762
00:30:28,958 --> 00:30:31,278
No matter how super you and
your little sissy friends think

763
00:30:31,333 --> 00:30:32,750
it is.

764
00:30:32,875 --> 00:30:34,250
We're going to play basketball.

765
00:30:34,375 --> 00:30:35,375
You play basketball?

766
00:30:35,500 --> 00:30:36,500
That's right.

767
00:30:36,541 --> 00:30:38,000
Of course you do, all right.

768
00:30:38,125 --> 00:30:40,666
Well, we'll play basketball.

769
00:30:40,791 --> 00:30:41,958
Could you hold that for me?

770
00:30:42,083 --> 00:30:43,083
Thank you.

771
00:30:53,291 --> 00:30:54,291
Chip, no.

772
00:30:54,333 --> 00:30:55,708
Tom, yes.

773
00:30:55,833 --> 00:30:57,267
I already told the guys
you were going to join us.

774
00:30:57,291 --> 00:30:58,791
Come on, you're
going to love it.

775
00:30:58,916 --> 00:31:00,476
I don't feel comfortable
doing that, man, I'm sorry.

776
00:31:00,500 --> 00:31:01,500
Oh come on.

777
00:31:01,541 --> 00:31:02,833
What do you mean comfortable?

778
00:31:02,958 --> 00:31:04,392
We do this all the time
with able-bodied guys,

779
00:31:04,416 --> 00:31:06,291
you'll have fun.

780
00:31:06,416 --> 00:31:07,684
Well if they're
all cool with it.

781
00:31:07,708 --> 00:31:09,250
Absolutely they're cool with it.

782
00:31:09,375 --> 00:31:10,958
Are you cool with it?

783
00:31:11,083 --> 00:31:12,250
Are you down?

784
00:31:12,375 --> 00:31:14,291
Come on, get in
there and saddle up.

785
00:31:14,416 --> 00:31:16,736
The rules are basically the
same, except for the dribbling.

786
00:31:16,833 --> 00:31:18,375
OK?

787
00:31:18,500 --> 00:31:20,392
Player in possession of the
ball may not push his chair

788
00:31:20,416 --> 00:31:22,583
more than twice in
succession with one

789
00:31:22,708 --> 00:31:24,500
or both hands in
either direction

790
00:31:24,625 --> 00:31:26,958
without first tapping the
ball to the floor again.

791
00:31:27,083 --> 00:31:28,375
OK?

792
00:31:28,500 --> 00:31:30,220
Basically two consecutive
pushes constitutes

793
00:31:30,333 --> 00:31:31,125
a traveling violation.

794
00:31:31,250 --> 00:31:32,666
You got that, right?

795
00:31:32,791 --> 00:31:34,559
Oh and don't move your legs
at all during the game,

796
00:31:34,583 --> 00:31:36,458
the players consider
that poor etiquette.

797
00:31:36,583 --> 00:31:38,666
Fellas!

798
00:31:38,791 --> 00:31:40,958
Oh boy.

799
00:31:41,083 --> 00:31:43,041
Hello hello.

800
00:31:43,166 --> 00:31:44,666
All right, listen.

801
00:31:44,791 --> 00:31:46,333
I'm going to play with Eddie.

802
00:31:46,458 --> 00:31:47,916
New guy, you get the Colonel.

803
00:31:48,041 --> 00:31:49,583
Colonel?

804
00:31:49,708 --> 00:31:50,708
- You any good?
- No.

805
00:31:50,833 --> 00:31:52,333
- Can you shoot?
- No.

806
00:31:52,458 --> 00:31:53,916
- ?
- Slow.

807
00:31:54,041 --> 00:31:55,125
Good at defense?

808
00:31:55,250 --> 00:31:57,250
I'm more of a
beginner, actually.

809
00:31:57,375 --> 00:31:58,416
I like you.

810
00:31:58,541 --> 00:31:59,291
Thank you.

811
00:31:59,416 --> 00:32:00,250
You're honest.

812
00:32:00,375 --> 00:32:02,000
I don't like fakers.

813
00:32:02,125 --> 00:32:04,541
I don't like fakers.

814
00:32:04,666 --> 00:32:06,125
Nobody likes a faker, sir.

815
00:32:06,250 --> 00:32:07,833
Just, uh, try your best.

816
00:32:07,958 --> 00:32:09,351
And by all means, keep your
hands in off the guard rails.

817
00:32:09,375 --> 00:32:11,208
Or else, somebody could
come along and smash!

818
00:32:11,333 --> 00:32:12,625
Ah!

819
00:32:12,750 --> 00:32:14,041
Game on, guys.

820
00:32:14,166 --> 00:32:15,958
Thought we're teammates?

821
00:32:16,083 --> 00:32:17,958
Hey bro, you
can't leave me up here!

822
00:32:18,083 --> 00:32:20,083
Watch this, huh.

823
00:32:20,208 --> 00:32:21,226
Which way do you want me to go?

824
00:32:21,250 --> 00:32:22,083
No, this way.

825
00:32:22,208 --> 00:32:23,208
And that's a pick.

826
00:32:23,333 --> 00:32:24,375
Right back.

827
00:32:24,500 --> 00:32:26,125
Here comes a score.

828
00:32:26,250 --> 00:32:28,791
That's a little defensive, you
need to learn how to play, OK?

829
00:32:28,916 --> 00:32:29,916
Focus.

830
00:32:35,541 --> 00:32:36,541
This way, buddy.

831
00:32:42,708 --> 00:32:44,041
Ah!

832
00:32:44,166 --> 00:32:45,541
Sorry.

833
00:32:51,583 --> 00:32:54,416
I'm open!

834
00:32:54,541 --> 00:32:55,541
Ah!

835
00:32:55,625 --> 00:32:56,625
What!

836
00:33:01,375 --> 00:33:02,375
That's going to happen.

837
00:33:05,083 --> 00:33:05,875
Get that thing in here.

838
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:07,000
Move it!

839
00:33:10,583 --> 00:33:11,750
OK, 10-10.

840
00:33:11,875 --> 00:33:12,958
Game point.

841
00:33:13,083 --> 00:33:14,250
Bring it.

842
00:33:14,375 --> 00:33:15,666
Ball's in.

843
00:33:15,791 --> 00:33:18,041
Right, work it back around.

844
00:33:18,166 --> 00:33:19,166
Here we go.

845
00:33:19,208 --> 00:33:20,500
Hey!

846
00:33:20,625 --> 00:33:21,416
You missed it!

847
00:33:21,541 --> 00:33:23,458
Back to me.

848
00:33:23,583 --> 00:33:24,708
This is what you want, pal.

849
00:33:24,833 --> 00:33:26,666
Hey!

850
00:33:26,791 --> 00:33:29,625
Shoot, kid!

851
00:33:33,375 --> 00:33:34,375
Ooh ooh.

852
00:33:41,541 --> 00:33:43,291
In your face!

853
00:33:43,416 --> 00:33:44,625
Good job.

854
00:33:44,750 --> 00:33:46,166
Guys, his leg just moved.

855
00:33:46,291 --> 00:33:47,291
What?

856
00:33:47,333 --> 00:33:48,708
What are you talking about?

857
00:33:48,833 --> 00:33:50,000
Oh my gosh.

858
00:33:50,125 --> 00:33:51,916
You can walk?

859
00:33:52,041 --> 00:33:53,916
Uh, I think there
must be a little bit

860
00:33:54,041 --> 00:33:55,083
of a misunderstanding.

861
00:33:55,208 --> 00:33:56,208
Chip, can you?

862
00:34:00,750 --> 00:34:03,375
Ooh ooh, looks like trouble.

863
00:34:05,875 --> 00:34:10,375
Moushiwake on the
whole mix-up thing, Tom.

864
00:34:10,500 --> 00:34:12,541
In my defense, I
was able to pry you

865
00:34:12,666 --> 00:34:14,625
from the Colonel's death
grip about five seconds

866
00:34:14,750 --> 00:34:15,875
after you blacked out.

867
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:17,583
Thank you so much, Chip.

868
00:34:17,708 --> 00:34:18,541
Don't you mention it.

869
00:34:18,666 --> 00:34:20,250
You're my dog.

870
00:34:20,375 --> 00:34:21,695
All right, let's
go take a shower.

871
00:34:21,750 --> 00:34:23,208
Did you bring your shampoo?

872
00:34:23,333 --> 00:34:26,958
No, uh... oh my god.

873
00:34:27,083 --> 00:34:28,375
Ah!

874
00:34:28,500 --> 00:34:30,375
Careful.

875
00:34:30,500 --> 00:34:32,541
You want to put the towel
around your waist, or

876
00:34:32,666 --> 00:34:34,041
I'm all set.

877
00:34:34,166 --> 00:34:37,250
Now, Tom, didn't you want
to tell me a little idea

878
00:34:37,375 --> 00:34:39,916
for the Pickle Whip Campaign?

879
00:34:40,041 --> 00:34:41,666
No, I'm... I'm cool.

880
00:34:41,791 --> 00:34:43,767
Good, 'cause you're still real
new at the company, big guy.

881
00:34:43,791 --> 00:34:45,333
All right?

882
00:34:45,458 --> 00:34:46,726
You're a long ways from being
ready to pitch any ideas,

883
00:34:46,750 --> 00:34:48,416
let's not get ahead
of ourselves, OK?

884
00:34:48,541 --> 00:34:49,625
Fine.

885
00:34:49,750 --> 00:34:52,333
And, Tom, it's
OK to look at him.

886
00:34:52,458 --> 00:34:53,458
He likes it.

887
00:34:53,583 --> 00:34:54,583
Don't ya?

888
00:35:01,958 --> 00:35:02,958
Ow!

889
00:35:06,333 --> 00:35:10,208
You, uh, you hit my face.

890
00:35:10,333 --> 00:35:12,434
If you want to feel your
insignificance in the vastness

891
00:35:12,458 --> 00:35:15,625
of the universe, I
mean really feel it,

892
00:35:15,750 --> 00:35:18,416
try boarding in the Himalayas.

893
00:35:18,541 --> 00:35:20,666
You, inspire me.

894
00:35:20,791 --> 00:35:22,031
Sorry about your face, brother.

895
00:35:24,666 --> 00:35:26,916
That's Don Wollebin.

896
00:35:27,041 --> 00:35:28,375
Oh.

897
00:35:28,500 --> 00:35:29,625
Power Pickle.

898
00:35:29,750 --> 00:35:31,666
He's Senor Tomato,
only less Mexican,

899
00:35:31,791 --> 00:35:34,083
and twice the attitude.

900
00:35:34,208 --> 00:35:37,166
Power Pickle loves
extreme skating,

901
00:35:37,291 --> 00:35:41,541
he loves extreme snowboarding,
also enjoys extreme skydiving.

902
00:35:41,666 --> 00:35:45,041
Most of all, he enjoys
extreme lunching.

903
00:35:46,833 --> 00:35:47,625
That's good.

904
00:35:47,750 --> 00:35:49,375
It's phallic.

905
00:35:49,500 --> 00:35:51,041
Oops.

906
00:35:51,166 --> 00:35:53,250
That feels like a commercial.

907
00:35:53,375 --> 00:35:54,416
Exactly.

908
00:35:54,541 --> 00:35:57,125
Nobody likes commercials.

909
00:35:57,250 --> 00:35:59,750
You know, that's true too.

910
00:35:59,875 --> 00:36:01,101
Well I have something
actually, uh...

911
00:36:01,125 --> 00:36:02,000
Who's this?

912
00:36:02,125 --> 00:36:03,875
Uh, uh, this is Tom Reilly.

913
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:05,875
He's our new assistant
associate creative.

914
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:09,000
Tom, it's... it's... it's...
Generally the creatives,

915
00:36:09,125 --> 00:36:13,583
or the associate creatives,
who make these proposals.

916
00:36:13,708 --> 00:36:19,000
It is better to listen to a
wise beggar than a rich fool.

917
00:36:19,125 --> 00:36:21,208
I want to hear the beggar.

918
00:36:21,333 --> 00:36:22,958
OK, thank you.

919
00:36:23,083 --> 00:36:27,041
I... I saw this kid do this kind
of funny trick the other day.

920
00:36:27,166 --> 00:36:30,416
And, I don't know, I think
it would make a hilarious ad.

921
00:36:30,541 --> 00:36:31,901
You... tell me what
you guys think.

922
00:36:41,083 --> 00:36:44,000
No way!

923
00:36:44,125 --> 00:36:45,125
That's funny.

924
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:51,583
Congratulations, Tom.
You did it.

925
00:36:51,708 --> 00:36:52,708
Oh.

926
00:36:56,833 --> 00:36:58,142
Tom, I want you going down
to Lion's Pride tomorrow

927
00:36:58,166 --> 00:36:59,476
to show this thing
to Jack Connor.

928
00:36:59,500 --> 00:37:00,250
Chip?

929
00:37:00,375 --> 00:37:01,500
Boss?

930
00:37:01,625 --> 00:37:02,642
You're Tom's
wing-man on this thing.

931
00:37:02,666 --> 00:37:06,291
Wing-man is.

932
00:37:06,416 --> 00:37:08,125
How about that?

933
00:37:08,250 --> 00:37:09,916
Do you mountain bike?

934
00:37:10,041 --> 00:37:11,458
Uh, yeah.

935
00:37:11,583 --> 00:37:13,101
I just... whenever I...
Whenever I get the chance

936
00:37:13,125 --> 00:37:14,892
I mean, there's some
amazing trails around here,

937
00:37:14,916 --> 00:37:16,041
especially at dawn.

938
00:37:16,166 --> 00:37:17,708
It's all inspiring.

939
00:37:17,833 --> 00:37:21,125
We should go sometime, hm?

940
00:37:21,250 --> 00:37:22,041
Yeah.

941
00:37:22,166 --> 00:37:24,000
All right.

942
00:37:24,125 --> 00:37:25,208
Yeah, great.

943
00:37:25,333 --> 00:37:27,416
I got to get a bike.

944
00:37:30,666 --> 00:37:32,375
Hey, I hope
there's no hard feelings 'cause

945
00:37:32,500 --> 00:37:34,541
I thought your
whole extreme pickle

946
00:37:34,666 --> 00:37:35,875
thing was... was really cool.

947
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:37,059
When he was like,
you know, skydiving...

948
00:37:37,083 --> 00:37:38,666
Tom.

949
00:37:38,791 --> 00:37:42,125
Let me tell you something, if
you think I care about Power.

950
00:37:42,250 --> 00:37:43,583
Pickle, you're sorely mistaken.

951
00:37:43,708 --> 00:37:44,958
OK?

952
00:37:45,083 --> 00:37:46,559
I can think up ideas
like that in my sleep.

953
00:37:46,583 --> 00:37:48,833
And someday, when I'm
kicking ass in Barcelona,

954
00:37:48,958 --> 00:37:51,500
I'm going to look back
on this whole campaign

955
00:37:51,625 --> 00:37:58,083
as some sad,
pathetic, little joke.

956
00:37:58,208 --> 00:37:59,458
He said that?

957
00:37:59,583 --> 00:38:01,142
I have no idea what
he was talking about.

958
00:38:01,166 --> 00:38:03,833
There's this ad agency
in Barcelona called Idea.

959
00:38:03,958 --> 00:38:06,541
They're like cutting
edge euro geniuses.

960
00:38:06,666 --> 00:38:08,833
Chip applied for a job there.

961
00:38:08,958 --> 00:38:10,142
Nobody's supposed
to know about it

962
00:38:10,166 --> 00:38:12,291
but I saw him
mailing off a bunch

963
00:38:12,416 --> 00:38:14,250
of Senor Tomato figurines.

964
00:38:14,375 --> 00:38:16,000
That guy is out of his mind.

965
00:38:16,125 --> 00:38:18,291
Tell me about it.

966
00:38:18,416 --> 00:38:20,208
He is great in the sack though.

967
00:38:20,333 --> 00:38:21,458
How do you know?

968
00:38:21,583 --> 00:38:23,708
Nancy slept with
him last Christmas.

969
00:38:23,833 --> 00:38:26,958
She said it was the
best sex she ever had.

970
00:38:27,083 --> 00:38:29,875
Apparently he can like
balance on his arms,

971
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:31,541
and then the angle
makes it intense

972
00:38:31,666 --> 00:38:33,226
- because you're sitting...
- Yeah, I really

973
00:38:33,250 --> 00:38:34,570
I don't want to
hear about it, OK?

974
00:38:37,791 --> 00:38:39,666
What the hell?

975
00:38:39,791 --> 00:38:41,875
What?

976
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:43,875
Someone stole the
picture of my wife.

977
00:38:47,375 --> 00:38:49,166
Sofia Kowalski.

978
00:38:49,291 --> 00:38:50,291
Abby March, wow.

979
00:38:50,333 --> 00:38:51,166
Hey!

980
00:38:51,291 --> 00:38:53,041
It is so good to see you.

981
00:38:53,166 --> 00:38:54,416
And who is this little guy?

982
00:38:54,541 --> 00:38:56,708
This is Oliver.

983
00:38:56,833 --> 00:38:58,541
Petey?

984
00:38:58,666 --> 00:39:03,583
Petey, do you want
to give Oliver a hug?

985
00:39:03,708 --> 00:39:04,500
Yeah?

986
00:39:04,625 --> 00:39:06,750
Oh, that's a big yes!

987
00:39:06,875 --> 00:39:07,625
Yes.

988
00:39:07,750 --> 00:39:09,250
Oh yes.

989
00:39:09,375 --> 00:39:13,041
Loves, oh, oh loves.

990
00:39:13,166 --> 00:39:14,250
Loves for your new friend.

991
00:39:14,375 --> 00:39:15,375
Oh.

992
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:22,000
The akana as an a aids
indigestion, and helps

993
00:39:22,125 --> 00:39:24,541
with gas and constipation.

994
00:39:24,666 --> 00:39:26,708
Shall we ask permission?

995
00:39:44,208 --> 00:39:46,500
Did you need some?

996
00:39:46,625 --> 00:39:47,666
Um?

997
00:39:47,791 --> 00:39:50,541
Its Bag Balm, and dairy farmers

998
00:39:50,666 --> 00:39:52,583
use it as a moisturizer
for cow udders.

999
00:39:52,708 --> 00:39:55,916
And it is the best thing in
the world for sore nipples.

1000
00:39:56,041 --> 00:39:57,666
It's wonderful.

1001
00:39:57,791 --> 00:39:58,916
Right.

1002
00:39:59,041 --> 00:40:00,833
Tom, look at this lamp.

1003
00:40:03,541 --> 00:40:06,916
Wollebin just gave this to me
to thank me for hiring you.

1004
00:40:07,041 --> 00:40:08,250
Wow.

1005
00:40:08,375 --> 00:40:11,208
You know, it hasn't
been exactly smooth

1006
00:40:11,333 --> 00:40:13,625
for me since he took over.

1007
00:40:13,750 --> 00:40:15,041
Hm.

1008
00:40:15,166 --> 00:40:16,809
Anyway, I just wanted
to tell you that I think

1009
00:40:16,833 --> 00:40:19,958
you're doing a great job, son.

1010
00:40:20,083 --> 00:40:24,333
Well thank you, dad.

1011
00:40:24,458 --> 00:40:27,000
Have you seen my whales?

1012
00:40:27,125 --> 00:40:28,166
What?

1013
00:40:28,291 --> 00:40:30,166
Have I showed you my whales?

1014
00:40:30,291 --> 00:40:32,041
No.

1015
00:40:32,166 --> 00:40:35,666
Sometimes I just sit in
here and stare at them.

1016
00:40:35,791 --> 00:40:37,958
It's so peaceful.

1017
00:40:38,083 --> 00:40:41,750
I even give them names.

1018
00:40:41,875 --> 00:40:43,250
That one... ow fuck!

1019
00:40:43,375 --> 00:40:44,375
Are you OK?

1020
00:40:44,416 --> 00:40:46,000
That lamp is hotter than shit!

1021
00:41:03,125 --> 00:41:04,000
Shh.

1022
00:41:04,125 --> 00:41:05,125
Come on, buddy.

1023
00:41:14,166 --> 00:41:15,000
Hi.

1024
00:41:15,125 --> 00:41:17,083
Hello, wife.

1025
00:41:17,208 --> 00:41:19,791
Hello, child.

1026
00:41:19,916 --> 00:41:20,916
Daddy's home.

1027
00:41:20,958 --> 00:41:22,500
He's been like this all day.

1028
00:41:22,625 --> 00:41:24,083
Oh no.

1029
00:41:24,208 --> 00:41:26,958
What's wrong bear?

1030
00:41:27,083 --> 00:41:28,375
Come here, little bear.

1031
00:41:31,041 --> 00:41:34,541
Come on, you've
got to be kidding me.

1032
00:41:34,666 --> 00:41:35,541
What's with the bike?

1033
00:41:35,666 --> 00:41:37,041
It's hot, right?

1034
00:41:37,166 --> 00:41:39,125
Wollebin asked me to go
mountain biking with him.

1035
00:41:39,250 --> 00:41:41,625
He asked me right after
he put me in charge

1036
00:41:41,750 --> 00:41:43,750
of the Pickle Whip Campaign.

1037
00:41:43,875 --> 00:41:44,750
$1,200?

1038
00:41:44,875 --> 00:41:45,916
Oh, babe, a b...

1039
00:41:46,041 --> 00:41:48,291
A bike like that
should cost 1,500.

1040
00:41:48,416 --> 00:41:49,517
Try and bend those rims, try.

1041
00:41:49,541 --> 00:41:50,625
Kick them.

1042
00:41:50,750 --> 00:41:51,767
You can't bend
those rims, they're

1043
00:41:51,791 --> 00:41:53,375
called high performance rims.

1044
00:41:53,500 --> 00:41:55,875
Honey, you've never been
mountain biking in your life.

1045
00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:58,101
Look, if you want me to return
the bike, I'll return the bike.

1046
00:41:58,125 --> 00:41:59,267
I want you to return the bike.

1047
00:41:59,291 --> 00:42:00,458
You know what?

1048
00:42:00,583 --> 00:42:01,934
No, I'm not going
to return the bike.

1049
00:42:01,958 --> 00:42:04,125
Because I think physical
fitness is important

1050
00:42:04,250 --> 00:42:06,583
and I think it's
good for my career.

1051
00:42:06,708 --> 00:42:08,583
My day was terrible.

1052
00:42:08,708 --> 00:42:10,583
This girl I hated in
high school came over

1053
00:42:10,708 --> 00:42:12,541
and made me go to her
baby group and everyone

1054
00:42:12,666 --> 00:42:14,166
called me a bad mommy.

1055
00:42:14,291 --> 00:42:16,291
You're an amazing mommy.

1056
00:42:16,416 --> 00:42:19,500
Daddy gets the go mountain
biking with Wollebin.

1057
00:42:19,625 --> 00:42:21,000
Chip can't go mountain biking.

1058
00:42:21,125 --> 00:42:23,083
Tom.

1059
00:42:23,208 --> 00:42:25,166
It was a joke.

1060
00:42:25,291 --> 00:42:27,708
I don't think making fun of
people's handicap is funny.

1061
00:42:27,833 --> 00:42:28,833
It was a joke.

1062
00:42:34,583 --> 00:42:36,500
Asleep in under five minutes.

1063
00:42:36,625 --> 00:42:38,625
Daddy's got the magic touch.

1064
00:42:38,750 --> 00:42:41,708
So what does Wesley get out
of this whole Pickle Whip thing?

1065
00:42:41,833 --> 00:42:43,101
I already got him
to sign a release.

1066
00:42:43,125 --> 00:42:47,208
He gets $1,000 if the ad airs.

1067
00:42:47,333 --> 00:42:48,583
What you doing?

1068
00:42:48,708 --> 00:42:50,041
It's Bag Balm, Tom.

1069
00:42:50,166 --> 00:42:52,916
These are for cow's udders.

1070
00:42:53,041 --> 00:42:54,125
Rub on udders.

1071
00:42:54,250 --> 00:42:55,041
Wow.

1072
00:42:55,166 --> 00:42:56,750
I don't know, sweetie.

1073
00:42:56,875 --> 00:42:58,101
It just feels like the whole
thing's a little exploitative

1074
00:42:58,125 --> 00:42:59,416
of Wesley.

1075
00:42:59,541 --> 00:43:00,875
Oh, I get it.

1076
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:03,375
I think I see what's happening.

1077
00:43:03,500 --> 00:43:05,291
Somebody's a little jealous.

1078
00:43:05,416 --> 00:43:06,541
What?

1079
00:43:06,666 --> 00:43:07,875
Oh come on.

1080
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:09,600
You're used to being
the star and now I'm

1081
00:43:09,625 --> 00:43:10,875
in the limelight a little bit.

1082
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:14,125
It's probably driving
you crazy, admit it.

1083
00:43:14,250 --> 00:43:15,250
Admit it.

1084
00:43:27,041 --> 00:43:28,041
Score a touchdown...

1085
00:43:28,083 --> 00:43:29,283
It's not going to happen, Tom.

1086
00:43:35,416 --> 00:43:36,416
Use the Bag Balm.

1087
00:43:39,708 --> 00:43:41,250
Jack, good to see you again.

1088
00:43:41,375 --> 00:43:42,416
How are you?

1089
00:43:42,541 --> 00:43:43,767
Please meet Tom
Reilly, he's been

1090
00:43:43,791 --> 00:43:45,250
helping me out on the campaign.

1091
00:43:45,375 --> 00:43:46,666
Riley, is it?

1092
00:43:46,791 --> 00:43:49,291
Do you have Irish blood
in you, by any chance?

1093
00:43:49,416 --> 00:43:51,250
Me father's father
was an Irishman.

1094
00:43:51,375 --> 00:43:53,250
So I have a wee bit
of the leprechaunry.

1095
00:43:56,125 --> 00:43:57,125
Are you making fun of me?

1096
00:44:00,833 --> 00:44:02,083
No I'm... I'm sorry.

1097
00:44:02,208 --> 00:44:07,041
I... I... I thought that
was a fake accent.

1098
00:44:07,166 --> 00:44:08,250
Why?

1099
00:44:08,375 --> 00:44:09,166
I don't know.

1100
00:44:09,291 --> 00:44:12,708
I... I... I don't know.

1101
00:44:12,833 --> 00:44:14,125
Well that was unfortunate.

1102
00:44:14,250 --> 00:44:15,642
Jack, you're going to
love the new campaign.

1103
00:44:15,666 --> 00:44:16,666
Let's jump right in.

1104
00:44:29,291 --> 00:44:30,416
I mean, is that something?

1105
00:44:30,541 --> 00:44:32,208
Is that incredible or what?

1106
00:44:32,333 --> 00:44:35,541
When I saw that kid,
I said that's it.

1107
00:44:35,666 --> 00:44:37,906
We've all just said hello to
the new face of Pickle Whip.

1108
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:39,291
Well done, Chip.

1109
00:44:39,416 --> 00:44:41,250
Thanks so much, Jack.

1110
00:44:41,375 --> 00:44:44,083
I'm so sorry, but you're going
to all have to excuse me.

1111
00:44:46,750 --> 00:44:49,208
Jack,

1112
00:44:49,333 --> 00:44:50,958
Oh, certainly, of course.

1113
00:44:51,083 --> 00:44:52,541
Great.

1114
00:44:52,666 --> 00:44:55,583
And Tom, do us a favor
please, and present the market

1115
00:44:55,708 --> 00:44:57,000
penetration strategy.

1116
00:44:59,875 --> 00:45:02,291
Market penetration strategy.

1117
00:45:02,416 --> 00:45:07,125
Something that's very important
to today's youth market.

1118
00:45:07,250 --> 00:45:09,541
Penetration.

1119
00:45:09,666 --> 00:45:13,958
Um, let's stick with long range,
because that way we know we're

1120
00:45:14,083 --> 00:45:17,750
going to maximize P, profit.

1121
00:45:17,875 --> 00:45:20,125
Isn't p price?

1122
00:45:20,250 --> 00:45:23,166
You're thinking of upper
case, this is a lower case.

1123
00:45:23,291 --> 00:45:26,625
P. Write that down, here we go.

1124
00:45:26,750 --> 00:45:27,750
Next slide.

1125
00:45:31,208 --> 00:45:34,833
That's just J and Q. There
they are, next slide.

1126
00:45:34,958 --> 00:45:38,791
Have you talked to Chris
about the penetration strategy?

1127
00:45:38,916 --> 00:45:40,000
Chris?

1128
00:45:40,125 --> 00:45:41,166
Chris Caldwell.

1129
00:45:41,291 --> 00:45:43,833
Your director of
market research.

1130
00:45:43,958 --> 00:45:46,500
Oh, Chris Chris.

1131
00:45:46,625 --> 00:45:48,541
Chris Chris, yes.

1132
00:45:48,666 --> 00:45:51,041
I talked to him this
morning, he loves it.

1133
00:45:51,166 --> 00:45:55,291
Chris Caldwell is a woman.

1134
00:45:55,416 --> 00:45:57,041
Yes.

1135
00:45:57,166 --> 00:45:59,083
Why did you say he?

1136
00:45:59,208 --> 00:46:01,875
It's a little joke we have.

1137
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:10,000
Everybody calls Chris a he
because she looks like a man.

1138
00:46:10,541 --> 00:46:12,791
She had a little mustache.

1139
00:46:12,916 --> 00:46:16,458
But it's gone, she...
She... she waxed it.

1140
00:46:16,583 --> 00:46:18,166
She looks great.

1141
00:46:18,291 --> 00:46:20,791
If you guys see her, you got
to tell her how good she looks.

1142
00:46:20,916 --> 00:46:23,416
Because we're all...
We're all proud of her.

1143
00:46:32,708 --> 00:46:34,291
Tom?

1144
00:46:34,416 --> 00:46:36,392
Sorry I had to duck out, how'd
the rest of the meeting go?

1145
00:46:36,416 --> 00:46:37,601
How do you think it went, Chip?

1146
00:46:37,625 --> 00:46:39,375
You left me high
and dry in there.

1147
00:46:39,500 --> 00:46:40,958
I'm sorry, I had
a medical emergency.

1148
00:46:41,083 --> 00:46:41,875
Yeah right.

1149
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:44,125
What kind of emergency?

1150
00:46:44,250 --> 00:46:45,976
Well I don't really enjoy
talking about it in front

1151
00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:47,440
of other people,
but if you must know

1152
00:46:47,500 --> 00:46:49,958
I sometimes have a bladder
control problem, OK?

1153
00:46:50,083 --> 00:46:51,976
It's very embarrassing but
it is one of the things

1154
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:53,476
that you have to
deal with when you're

1155
00:46:53,500 --> 00:46:54,750
paralyzed from the waist down.

1156
00:48:02,125 --> 00:48:04,083
A toast.

1157
00:48:04,208 --> 00:48:07,916
You know, Tom, to be honest
for a long time Amelia

1158
00:48:08,041 --> 00:48:10,666
and I have been wondering
how long it's going to take

1159
00:48:10,791 --> 00:48:11,892
you to get your act together.

1160
00:48:11,916 --> 00:48:12,708
Bob!

1161
00:48:12,833 --> 00:48:15,791
Amelia, please!

1162
00:48:15,916 --> 00:48:21,333
It's taken you awhile, but you
finally realized who you are.

1163
00:48:21,458 --> 00:48:23,875
You're an ad man.

1164
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:25,000
To Tom Reilly.

1165
00:48:31,916 --> 00:48:33,666
Ad man.

1166
00:48:33,791 --> 00:48:35,708
You look up to me now, buddy.

1167
00:48:35,833 --> 00:48:38,000
But when you get a
little bit older,

1168
00:48:38,125 --> 00:48:41,500
you're going to realize
that your dad has absolutely

1169
00:48:41,625 --> 00:48:43,375
no idea what he's doing.

1170
00:48:48,541 --> 00:48:49,861
I don't want to
go back out there.

1171
00:48:52,458 --> 00:48:55,250
I don't want to go back out
there, so how about you and me,

1172
00:48:55,375 --> 00:48:57,166
we're just going to
sit in here until you

1173
00:48:57,291 --> 00:48:58,541
crap your pants again.

1174
00:48:58,666 --> 00:48:59,666
OK?

1175
00:49:02,375 --> 00:49:04,583
Are you OK?

1176
00:49:04,708 --> 00:49:06,000
Yeah, why?

1177
00:49:06,125 --> 00:49:08,166
Chip said and you
blew up at him today.

1178
00:49:08,291 --> 00:49:09,083
What?

1179
00:49:09,208 --> 00:49:10,583
He called you?

1180
00:49:10,708 --> 00:49:11,934
He called me because
he was worried about you.

1181
00:49:11,958 --> 00:49:13,517
He said you were
acting kind of hostile.

1182
00:49:13,541 --> 00:49:14,541
I'm acting hostile?

1183
00:49:17,458 --> 00:49:19,291
Oh my god that son of a bitch.

1184
00:49:25,750 --> 00:49:28,291
Jack Connor tore me a
new asshole this morning.

1185
00:49:28,416 --> 00:49:30,125
What the hell is
the matter with you?

1186
00:49:30,250 --> 00:49:31,291
Bob, moushiwake, OK?

1187
00:49:31,416 --> 00:49:32,666
But Chip hung me out to dry.

1188
00:49:32,791 --> 00:49:34,541
Jack said that you
made fun of his mother

1189
00:49:34,666 --> 00:49:35,458
for having a mustache.

1190
00:49:35,583 --> 00:49:36,708
That's not true.

1191
00:49:36,833 --> 00:49:38,273
I said Chris Caldwell
had a mustache.

1192
00:49:38,333 --> 00:49:39,916
Chris Caldwell
doesn't have a mustache!

1193
00:49:40,041 --> 00:49:41,441
I know, but I
thought Chris Caldwell

1194
00:49:41,500 --> 00:49:43,750
was a man because Chris
is often a man's name.

1195
00:49:46,375 --> 00:49:48,125
Three creatives came
to me this morning

1196
00:49:48,250 --> 00:49:49,791
and said that you
were humiliating.

1197
00:49:49,916 --> 00:49:51,250
Chip about his disability!

1198
00:49:51,375 --> 00:49:52,916
Chip is trying to sabotage me!

1199
00:49:53,041 --> 00:49:54,291
Chip was trying to mentor you!

1200
00:49:54,416 --> 00:49:56,625
He came to me and said,
how can I help him?

1201
00:49:56,750 --> 00:49:57,583
Don't you see?

1202
00:49:57,708 --> 00:49:59,208
That's part of his plan!

1203
00:49:59,333 --> 00:50:01,500
He's like a... he's like a
mind game genius, that guy!

1204
00:50:01,625 --> 00:50:04,791
You know, you may not care
that I put my job on the line

1205
00:50:04,916 --> 00:50:06,291
to get you hired.

1206
00:50:06,416 --> 00:50:08,583
But you moved your family
1,000 miles for this,

1207
00:50:08,708 --> 00:50:11,791
you've got to pull
yourself together!

1208
00:50:11,916 --> 00:50:14,125
Just washing our hands.

1209
00:50:14,250 --> 00:50:15,875
Yeah, I just put
him down for a nap.

1210
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:17,476
I'm desperate for a
little grown-up talk.

1211
00:50:17,500 --> 00:50:18,833
Did de Palma come back to you?

1212
00:50:18,958 --> 00:50:20,583
Yeah, yeah, yeah
we got a court date.

1213
00:50:20,708 --> 00:50:22,666
No... no no the other file no.

1214
00:50:22,791 --> 00:50:24,583
Honey, I'm so sorry
it's crazy here.

1215
00:50:24,708 --> 00:50:25,458
Can I call you later?

1216
00:50:25,583 --> 00:50:26,583
Sure.

1217
00:50:36,416 --> 00:50:37,791
Hey, Tom.

1218
00:50:37,916 --> 00:50:38,916
Wait up.

1219
00:50:38,958 --> 00:50:39,976
Sorry about that back there.

1220
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:41,000
Rough times, huh?

1221
00:50:41,041 --> 00:50:42,625
Yeah.

1222
00:50:42,750 --> 00:50:43,934
Hey, looks like someone could
use a good listener, buddy.

1223
00:50:43,958 --> 00:50:45,333
Huh?

1224
00:50:45,458 --> 00:50:47,416
I just don't think I fit
into this place, Manny.

1225
00:50:47,541 --> 00:50:49,000
Oof, I've been there, man.

1226
00:50:49,125 --> 00:50:49,958
You?

1227
00:50:50,083 --> 00:50:50,958
You are Sunburst!

1228
00:50:51,083 --> 00:50:51,875
What are you talking about?

1229
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:53,000
Oh you think so, huh?

1230
00:50:59,500 --> 00:51:01,125
The second I bought
this little guy,

1231
00:51:01,250 --> 00:51:02,559
made me feel a
whole lot more him.

1232
00:51:02,583 --> 00:51:03,583
- OK.
- Want to try it on?

1233
00:51:03,625 --> 00:51:04,875
No no.

1234
00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:06,833
Why don't you keep it?
'Cause that's yours.

1235
00:51:06,958 --> 00:51:09,166
It's not really a
hipness thing, I just

1236
00:51:09,291 --> 00:51:10,771
I'm not getting along
with Chip at all

1237
00:51:10,833 --> 00:51:12,017
and that's really
starting to mess up

1238
00:51:12,041 --> 00:51:14,416
my relationship with my wife.

1239
00:51:14,541 --> 00:51:16,458
Well, I think
today's your lucky day.

1240
00:51:16,583 --> 00:51:18,625
I'm studying to be a
marriage counselor.

1241
00:51:18,750 --> 00:51:19,750
Really?

1242
00:51:19,791 --> 00:51:21,041
Yeah.

1243
00:51:21,166 --> 00:51:22,886
I thought it'd be a
great way to meet women.

1244
00:51:22,916 --> 00:51:24,000
And men.

1245
00:51:24,125 --> 00:51:25,208
Oh, wow.

1246
00:51:25,333 --> 00:51:26,726
Guess that increases
your odds, huh?

1247
00:51:26,750 --> 00:51:28,309
Yeah, you know, I like
having sex with women.

1248
00:51:28,333 --> 00:51:30,875
But men are better cuddlers,
you know what I mean?

1249
00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:33,291
Sure, sure I do.

1250
00:51:33,416 --> 00:51:35,958
Well, at this point, Manny,
I would try anything.

1251
00:51:36,083 --> 00:51:37,684
I love my wife so much
but I don't even know

1252
00:51:37,708 --> 00:51:38,833
how to talk to her anymore.

1253
00:51:38,958 --> 00:51:40,208
You know?

1254
00:51:40,333 --> 00:51:41,517
How am I supposed to
tell her I'm miserable

1255
00:51:41,541 --> 00:51:42,541
when she's so happy here?

1256
00:51:53,833 --> 00:51:56,208
Sofia, remember
that the laughter

1257
00:51:56,333 --> 00:52:01,583
starts deep within and then just
comes ro... ro... rolling out.

1258
00:52:01,708 --> 00:52:03,291
Ha ha ha.

1259
00:52:03,416 --> 00:52:08,958
Yeah, I really only laugh
when something funny happens.

1260
00:52:09,083 --> 00:52:12,125
I've noticed that
Oliver isn't very happy.

1261
00:52:12,250 --> 00:52:13,625
He never smiles.

1262
00:52:13,750 --> 00:52:15,458
He smiles all the time.

1263
00:52:15,583 --> 00:52:19,083
He's... he just isn't
smiling right now.

1264
00:52:19,208 --> 00:52:21,291
Now you're not going
to like this, Sofia.

1265
00:52:21,416 --> 00:52:24,083
But you are a very
unhappy person

1266
00:52:24,208 --> 00:52:26,875
and I don't think
it's good for Oliver.

1267
00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:28,476
You're not going to
like this either, Abby,

1268
00:52:28,500 --> 00:52:30,000
but you're an idiot.

1269
00:52:30,125 --> 00:52:33,791
And your son,
Petey, is a dipshit.

1270
00:52:33,916 --> 00:52:35,250
It's OK.

1271
00:52:37,333 --> 00:52:38,333
I know, sweetie.

1272
00:52:38,375 --> 00:52:40,583
Here, it's Professor Polar Bear.

1273
00:52:40,708 --> 00:52:42,208
It's Professor Polar Bear.

1274
00:52:42,333 --> 00:52:43,958
It's Professor Polar Bear.

1275
00:52:55,041 --> 00:52:58,625
Let's start by taking
a nice, deep breath.

1276
00:52:58,750 --> 00:53:00,458
Just relax.

1277
00:53:00,583 --> 00:53:01,583
OK?

1278
00:53:04,125 --> 00:53:06,083
Mom!

1279
00:53:06,208 --> 00:53:07,916
Mom answer the phone!

1280
00:53:08,041 --> 00:53:10,333
So sorry.

1281
00:53:10,458 --> 00:53:12,083
Mom!

1282
00:53:12,208 --> 00:53:14,688
Answer the phone and don't come
down here I'm having a session!

1283
00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:19,320
Many of the exercises
I'm studying

1284
00:53:19,416 --> 00:53:21,583
are a little new agey
so I hope you guys will

1285
00:53:21,708 --> 00:53:23,250
just trust me and roll with it.

1286
00:53:23,375 --> 00:53:24,166
Sure.

1287
00:53:24,291 --> 00:53:25,125
Sure, mate.

1288
00:53:25,250 --> 00:53:26,541
Great.

1289
00:53:26,666 --> 00:53:29,625
Let's start by holding
each other's genitals.

1290
00:53:29,750 --> 00:53:30,916
OK, I'm leaving.

1291
00:53:31,041 --> 00:53:32,101
No, not... not holding, poking.

1292
00:53:32,125 --> 00:53:33,375
No you're not poking anything.

1293
00:53:33,500 --> 00:53:34,291
Babe, he's kidding.

1294
00:53:34,416 --> 00:53:35,208
Tell me you're kidding?

1295
00:53:35,333 --> 00:53:36,541
I'm kidding.

1296
00:53:36,666 --> 00:53:38,250
Sort of lighten the
mood, that's all.

1297
00:53:38,375 --> 00:53:40,101
- Lightening the mood, come on.
- That's all that is.

1298
00:53:40,125 --> 00:53:41,208
OK, you know what?

1299
00:53:41,333 --> 00:53:43,708
Don't sit down, I've
got an exercise.

1300
00:53:43,833 --> 00:53:46,791
This is called I'm upset bat.

1301
00:53:46,916 --> 00:53:49,625
It's a great way to get to
the root of hurt feelings.

1302
00:53:49,750 --> 00:53:51,500
You'll each complete
the sentence,

1303
00:53:51,625 --> 00:53:55,166
I'm upset that, and then
tap each other with the bat.

1304
00:53:55,291 --> 00:53:56,500
OK?

1305
00:53:56,625 --> 00:53:58,666
Now, Sofia, you go first.

1306
00:53:58,791 --> 00:54:05,041
Um, I'm upset that you
bought that mountain bike.

1307
00:54:05,166 --> 00:54:06,958
Now tap him.

1308
00:54:07,083 --> 00:54:07,875
Good.

1309
00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:09,458
Tom.

1310
00:54:09,583 --> 00:54:14,583
Oh I'm upset that we haven't
had sex in a long time.

1311
00:54:17,375 --> 00:54:18,935
I'm upset that you
didn't get the chance

1312
00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:20,767
to have an eight-pound baby
shoot out of your vagina.

1313
00:54:20,791 --> 00:54:22,708
Maybe then you'd understand!

1314
00:54:22,833 --> 00:54:23,583
Good!

1315
00:54:23,708 --> 00:54:25,041
That's great.

1316
00:54:25,166 --> 00:54:27,541
I'm upset that you banged Chip!

1317
00:54:27,666 --> 00:54:28,833
- You banged Chip?
- No.

1318
00:54:28,958 --> 00:54:30,250
Yes!

1319
00:54:30,375 --> 00:54:32,708
I'm upset that you just
told him I banged Chip!

1320
00:54:32,833 --> 00:54:34,125
Ow!

1321
00:54:34,250 --> 00:54:36,050
You're not supposed to
hit people in the face.

1322
00:54:38,458 --> 00:54:40,416
I'm upset that you
talked me into coming here.

1323
00:54:40,541 --> 00:54:43,083
Don't hit me anymore, please.

1324
00:54:43,208 --> 00:54:44,250
Please don't hit me more.

1325
00:55:01,083 --> 00:55:02,291
No, that was helpful.

1326
00:55:02,416 --> 00:55:03,976
Well look what I
grabbed on the way out.

1327
00:55:06,958 --> 00:55:08,041
I love you so much.

1328
00:55:08,166 --> 00:55:09,375
I love you too.

1329
00:55:09,500 --> 00:55:10,916
But, are you happy?

1330
00:55:14,083 --> 00:55:16,625
You can tell me.

1331
00:55:16,750 --> 00:55:17,875
I...

1332
00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:20,041
Wait, that might
be the babysitter.

1333
00:55:20,166 --> 00:55:21,291
Hello?

1334
00:55:21,416 --> 00:55:23,625
So I'm looking
through the 1989 Tigers.

1335
00:55:23,750 --> 00:55:25,666
Paw and I see a
picture of a very

1336
00:55:25,791 --> 00:55:27,625
pretty girl in a Yaz t-shirt.

1337
00:55:27,750 --> 00:55:29,291
Yeah, you know what?

1338
00:55:29,416 --> 00:55:31,351
I can't really talk right now,
can I call you back later?

1339
00:55:31,375 --> 00:55:35,750
Chip which, thanks for making
the last four years so awesome.

1340
00:55:35,875 --> 00:55:39,500
Too cool to be forgotten.

1341
00:55:39,625 --> 00:55:41,642
Boy, those words have gotten
me through some pretty tough

1342
00:55:41,666 --> 00:55:42,666
times.

1343
00:56:03,958 --> 00:56:06,333
I got you.

1344
00:56:26,125 --> 00:56:27,666
Tom.

1345
00:56:27,791 --> 00:56:31,708
Tom is a man with vision and
I want him in that meeting.

1346
00:56:31,833 --> 00:56:34,375
Take this down to video tech
first thing in the morning.

1347
00:56:34,500 --> 00:56:36,875
I want them to put the tag
on it, and then make dubs.

1348
00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:37,875
Dubs, OK.

1349
00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:39,000
Bye.

1350
00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:54,000
Careful.

1351
00:57:27,416 --> 00:57:28,208
Hey!

1352
00:57:28,333 --> 00:57:29,666
Hey, buddy!

1353
00:57:29,791 --> 00:57:31,500
There's something
that I wanted to see!

1354
00:57:31,625 --> 00:57:34,541
We're going to do that cool
hamburger trick again, buddy.

1355
00:57:34,666 --> 00:57:35,916
I can't.

1356
00:57:36,041 --> 00:57:37,184
What are you talking
about, sure you can.

1357
00:57:37,208 --> 00:57:38,500
I don't eat meat anymore.

1358
00:57:38,625 --> 00:57:40,083
What?

1359
00:57:40,208 --> 00:57:41,726
I saw this show yesterday
about how they made meat.

1360
00:57:41,750 --> 00:57:43,500
It's all about killing animals.

1361
00:57:43,625 --> 00:57:45,625
You became a
vegetarian yesterday?

1362
00:57:45,750 --> 00:57:46,833
Yeah, so what?

1363
00:57:46,958 --> 00:57:47,998
All right, cool, whatever.

1364
00:57:48,083 --> 00:57:49,291
We'll get you a veggie burger.

1365
00:57:49,416 --> 00:57:50,583
Nah.

1366
00:57:50,708 --> 00:57:53,500
Wesley, you'll get to be famous!

1367
00:57:53,625 --> 00:57:56,166
Like Harry Potter or Urkel.

1368
00:57:56,291 --> 00:57:58,333
Tom, it's not going to happen.

1369
00:57:58,458 --> 00:57:59,916
End of discussion.

1370
00:58:00,041 --> 00:58:01,833
Don't be an idiot, Wesley.

1371
00:58:01,958 --> 00:58:03,333
That's mine!

1372
00:58:03,458 --> 00:58:06,208
Now you'll get it back
when you eat a hamburger.

1373
00:58:06,333 --> 00:58:07,333
Hey! Come here!

1374
00:58:07,375 --> 00:58:08,125
Help!

1375
00:58:08,250 --> 00:58:09,083
Wesley!

1376
00:58:09,208 --> 00:58:10,208
Wesley!

1377
00:58:10,250 --> 00:58:11,250
Wesley!

1378
00:58:14,500 --> 00:58:16,250
Wesley!

1379
00:58:16,375 --> 00:58:17,750
I'm not done talking to you!

1380
00:58:17,875 --> 00:58:21,000
Can I help you?

1381
00:58:21,125 --> 00:58:23,583
Hey.

1382
00:58:23,708 --> 00:58:26,541
I just moved in next door.

1383
00:58:26,666 --> 00:58:27,750
Nice to meet you.

1384
00:58:27,875 --> 00:58:29,235
Just talking to
Wesley, he's great.

1385
00:58:37,666 --> 00:58:39,541
Tom?

1386
00:58:39,666 --> 00:58:42,000
Yeah?

1387
00:58:42,125 --> 00:58:44,208
Were you just yelling at Wesley?

1388
00:58:44,333 --> 00:58:45,684
I need you to talk
to that kid, Sophia.

1389
00:58:45,708 --> 00:58:47,291
His priorities are
way out of line.

1390
00:58:47,416 --> 00:58:48,791
What are you talking about?

1391
00:58:48,916 --> 00:58:50,958
I accidentally taped
over the video of Wesley.

1392
00:58:51,083 --> 00:58:52,708
We got to get him to
eat another burger.

1393
00:58:52,833 --> 00:58:55,250
Honey, if he doesn't want to
do it just find somebody else.

1394
00:58:55,375 --> 00:58:57,625
Sure, honey, I'll just
get one of the other kids

1395
00:58:57,750 --> 00:58:59,875
on the block who can swallow
a hamburger in one bite.

1396
00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:02,208
I'm sure there's not a
gag reflex on the block!

1397
00:59:02,333 --> 00:59:04,000
OK you've got to calm down.

1398
00:59:04,125 --> 00:59:05,208
You're acting crazy.

1399
00:59:05,333 --> 00:59:06,166
I'm acting crazy?

1400
00:59:06,291 --> 00:59:07,291
That little twerp...

1401
00:59:09,583 --> 00:59:10,583
Could you get that?

1402
00:59:14,875 --> 00:59:16,166
Hi.

1403
00:59:16,291 --> 00:59:18,666
I believe your husband
has my son's skateboard.

1404
00:59:33,416 --> 00:59:36,375
Let's open up
some windows over there.

1405
00:59:36,500 --> 00:59:38,833
Tom, you are not
going to believe this.

1406
00:59:38,958 --> 00:59:42,750
Bob left the Wesley tape
on his desk and we lost it.

1407
00:59:42,875 --> 00:59:44,250
No shoes on the prayer mat!

1408
00:59:44,375 --> 00:59:45,916
We found the culprit.

1409
00:59:46,041 --> 00:59:49,166
Somebody left the bulb
touching a stack of paper.

1410
00:59:49,291 --> 00:59:50,916
Dammit!

1411
00:59:51,041 --> 00:59:52,583
Jesus Christ, Bob.

1412
00:59:52,708 --> 00:59:54,125
It's just an accident.

1413
00:59:54,250 --> 00:59:57,000
No no no, it's been a
series of mistakes, Tom.

1414
00:59:57,125 --> 00:59:59,250
Earlier this week he
cost us a major account.

1415
00:59:59,375 --> 01:00:01,541
Could have been the
next Smith and Hawkin.

1416
01:00:01,666 --> 01:00:03,208
Don I can fix this.

1417
01:00:03,333 --> 01:00:04,625
I can fix it.

1418
01:00:04,750 --> 01:00:07,500
All I got to do is get
Wesley on tape again.

1419
01:00:07,625 --> 01:00:09,166
Trust me, I can fix it.

1420
01:00:14,083 --> 01:00:15,583
Go for help, now.

1421
01:00:15,708 --> 01:00:18,166
Go!

1422
01:00:18,291 --> 01:00:20,250
I'm not going
to hurt you, Wesley.

1423
01:00:20,375 --> 01:00:22,500
I just want to talk to you.

1424
01:00:22,625 --> 01:00:27,125
Look what I got, $1,000 from
my very own bank account.

1425
01:00:27,250 --> 01:00:28,791
Huh? For you!

1426
01:00:28,916 --> 01:00:30,125
What do you say?

1427
01:00:30,250 --> 01:00:32,458
My lawyer said I
can't talk to you, dude.

1428
01:00:32,583 --> 01:00:33,750
- Your lawyer?
- Hey!

1429
01:00:33,875 --> 01:00:34,916
Get away from the kids!

1430
01:00:35,041 --> 01:00:36,041
Get away from the kids!

1431
01:00:36,083 --> 01:00:36,875
I'm just talking...

1432
01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:39,333
Ah!

1433
01:00:39,458 --> 01:00:40,291
Ah!

1434
01:00:40,416 --> 01:00:41,416
Are you crazy?

1435
01:00:41,500 --> 01:00:42,500
Ah!

1436
01:00:50,750 --> 01:00:52,625
I will.

1437
01:00:52,750 --> 01:00:54,041
Wait, mom, Tom just got home.

1438
01:00:54,166 --> 01:00:56,583
Let me... let me
call you right back.

1439
01:00:56,708 --> 01:00:58,250
My dad got fired.

1440
01:00:58,375 --> 01:01:00,958
What?

1441
01:01:01,083 --> 01:01:02,083
I told him to wait.

1442
01:01:02,125 --> 01:01:03,375
I was going to fix everything.

1443
01:01:03,500 --> 01:01:06,041
He got blamed for...
For some kind of fire?

1444
01:01:06,166 --> 01:01:08,416
Oh my god, it's not about that.

1445
01:01:08,541 --> 01:01:11,708
You see the Wesley video got
destroyed in the fire, so...

1446
01:01:11,833 --> 01:01:13,833
The Wesley video?

1447
01:01:13,958 --> 01:01:15,625
What?

1448
01:01:15,750 --> 01:01:19,375
Well you told me you
taped over the Wesley video.

1449
01:01:19,500 --> 01:01:20,666
I know.

1450
01:01:20,791 --> 01:01:22,017
And what I'm trying
to explain to you

1451
01:01:22,041 --> 01:01:23,833
is that it wasn't one thing.

1452
01:01:23,958 --> 01:01:25,438
But Wollebin knows
that the tape thing

1453
01:01:25,500 --> 01:01:26,833
wasn't my dad's fault, right?

1454
01:01:26,958 --> 01:01:29,000
Sofia, it's a very
complicated situation.

1455
01:01:29,125 --> 01:01:30,285
Well did you tell him or not?

1456
01:01:30,375 --> 01:01:31,500
Yes or no?

1457
01:01:31,625 --> 01:01:33,333
It wouldn't have
made a difference!

1458
01:01:33,458 --> 01:01:34,625
I don't believe you.

1459
01:01:34,750 --> 01:01:36,208
You know what, Sofia?

1460
01:01:36,333 --> 01:01:37,773
If you'd helped me
get Wesley to redo

1461
01:01:37,875 --> 01:01:39,476
the video instead of taking
his side, none of this

1462
01:01:39,500 --> 01:01:40,250
would have happened.

1463
01:01:40,375 --> 01:01:41,583
Are you insane?

1464
01:01:41,708 --> 01:01:43,226
Your dad was going
to get fired anyway.

1465
01:01:43,250 --> 01:01:45,210
What do you want me to
volunteer to get fired too?

1466
01:01:45,250 --> 01:01:46,833
I tried to fix it,
it didn't work.

1467
01:01:46,958 --> 01:01:48,791
I'm sorry.

1468
01:01:48,916 --> 01:01:51,000
I'm doing all of
this for you, Sophia.

1469
01:01:51,125 --> 01:01:52,791
Everything! You have it so easy!

1470
01:01:52,916 --> 01:01:54,226
You get to hang out
with Oliver all day!

1471
01:01:54,250 --> 01:01:55,916
You think I like what I'm doing?

1472
01:01:56,041 --> 01:01:57,142
You think I like
that stupid job?

1473
01:01:57,166 --> 01:01:58,000
I hate it!

1474
01:01:58,125 --> 01:01:59,458
I am completely miserable!

1475
01:02:05,291 --> 01:02:06,500
Sofia.

1476
01:02:06,625 --> 01:02:07,500
I'm going to my parents.

1477
01:02:07,625 --> 01:02:08,705
Call me when you calm down.

1478
01:02:43,833 --> 01:02:45,000
Sweet ride, Tom.

1479
01:02:45,125 --> 01:02:46,958
I thought this thing
was a Poon magnet.

1480
01:02:47,083 --> 01:02:48,791
What the hell are
you doing here, Chip?

1481
01:02:48,916 --> 01:02:50,142
I was just in the neighborhood.

1482
01:02:50,166 --> 01:02:52,458
Did I see Sofia leaving
with a suitcase?

1483
01:02:52,583 --> 01:02:53,458
Don't worry about it.

1484
01:02:53,583 --> 01:02:55,166
Is it work, Tom?

1485
01:02:55,291 --> 01:02:56,601
Because I have heard that you've
blown your way through quite

1486
01:02:56,625 --> 01:02:57,976
a few jobs and the
one thing about women

1487
01:02:58,000 --> 01:03:00,291
is that they can smell
failure a mile away.

1488
01:03:00,416 --> 01:03:01,708
It's not work, OK?

1489
01:03:01,833 --> 01:03:03,083
Is it sexual?

1490
01:03:03,208 --> 01:03:05,125
Is there a midget
living in the basement?

1491
01:03:05,250 --> 01:03:07,370
If there is, they are selling
the pump on the internet

1492
01:03:07,416 --> 01:03:08,625
but I do not know if it works.

1493
01:03:08,750 --> 01:03:10,041
I don't need a pump!

1494
01:03:10,166 --> 01:03:13,083
I thought of Sofia
alone and vulnerable.

1495
01:03:13,208 --> 01:03:14,750
I don't like it

1496
01:03:14,875 --> 01:03:16,226
I swear to God, Chip, if
you go anywhere near my wife,

1497
01:03:16,250 --> 01:03:17,250
I will...

1498
01:03:17,291 --> 01:03:18,583
What are you going to do, Tom?

1499
01:03:18,708 --> 01:03:20,666
You're going to catch us
on your hidden camera?

1500
01:03:20,791 --> 01:03:21,875
How do you know about that?

1501
01:03:22,000 --> 01:03:25,041
Let's drag.

1502
01:03:34,125 --> 01:03:36,083
Son of a bitch.

1503
01:03:36,208 --> 01:03:37,208
Chip!

1504
01:03:40,083 --> 01:03:41,666
Chip!

1505
01:03:41,791 --> 01:03:44,375
I could not make
it up the steps.

1506
01:03:44,500 --> 01:03:45,500
Hope I'm not imposing.

1507
01:04:23,166 --> 01:04:25,791
Oh, it's not easy swimming
with just your arms.

1508
01:04:25,916 --> 01:04:27,875
Especially when the
water's just 38 degrees.

1509
01:04:28,000 --> 01:04:30,125
I can't believe
you're still alive!

1510
01:04:30,250 --> 01:04:31,541
Always been a risk-taker, Sofia.

1511
01:04:31,666 --> 01:04:34,541
I do like to test the limits.

1512
01:04:34,666 --> 01:04:36,625
Chip, you fill this
house with warmth.

1513
01:04:36,750 --> 01:04:39,291
And we can really
use that right now.

1514
01:04:39,416 --> 01:04:41,083
It isn't just that
Bob got fired,

1515
01:04:41,208 --> 01:04:42,728
- but Tom and Sofia have been...
- Mom!

1516
01:04:42,791 --> 01:04:43,666
Mom!

1517
01:04:43,791 --> 01:04:44,871
Difficult. Well you have.

1518
01:04:47,583 --> 01:04:48,625
Anyway.

1519
01:04:48,750 --> 01:04:50,666
Anyway, I, uh, I rented a movie.

1520
01:04:50,791 --> 01:04:52,500
I've got it in my
saddlebag, I was going

1521
01:04:52,625 --> 01:04:54,583
to go home and watch it alone.

1522
01:04:54,708 --> 01:04:58,583
Love to share it if
you guys are up to it.

1523
01:04:58,708 --> 01:04:59,500
You want to see a movie?

1524
01:04:59,625 --> 01:05:00,625
Sure, Chip.

1525
01:05:03,458 --> 01:05:05,333
Make yourself comfortable.

1526
01:05:05,458 --> 01:05:07,333
I have some things to
do in the bathroom.

1527
01:05:07,458 --> 01:05:08,458
OK.

1528
01:05:18,333 --> 01:05:20,208
I want you.

1529
01:05:20,333 --> 01:05:23,208
What do I do?

1530
01:05:23,333 --> 01:05:24,333
Everything.

1531
01:05:31,791 --> 01:05:32,791
That's OK.

1532
01:05:37,791 --> 01:05:39,750
Sofia, I need to talk to you.

1533
01:05:39,875 --> 01:05:42,125
Listen, you have every
right to be upset with me.

1534
01:05:42,250 --> 01:05:43,351
Sweetie, I'm not angry. I just...

1535
01:05:43,375 --> 01:05:44,166
Finish.

1536
01:05:44,291 --> 01:05:45,166
Let me finish, OK?

1537
01:05:45,291 --> 01:05:46,916
I finally figured it out.

1538
01:05:47,041 --> 01:05:48,791
I didn't put the wrong
tape in the camera.

1539
01:05:48,916 --> 01:05:50,208
- Chip switched it!
- What?

1540
01:05:50,333 --> 01:05:51,750
Yeah, I was right
all along, baby.

1541
01:05:51,875 --> 01:05:53,434
He's been trying to
sabotage me since day one

1542
01:05:53,458 --> 01:05:54,958
and now I have proof.

1543
01:05:55,083 --> 01:05:56,601
You can see his face, the
reflection, on my computer...

1544
01:05:56,625 --> 01:05:57,916
Hi, Tom.

1545
01:05:58,041 --> 01:05:59,833
What's he doing here?

1546
01:05:59,958 --> 01:06:01,017
What are you doing with my son?

1547
01:06:01,041 --> 01:06:02,041
Get the baby away from

1548
01:06:02,125 --> 01:06:03,333
Tom, cool it!

1549
01:06:03,458 --> 01:06:05,041
Why don't you take the baby?

1550
01:06:05,166 --> 01:06:06,976
What did you come over here
to get with my wife, Hot Wheels?

1551
01:06:07,000 --> 01:06:08,291
- Tom!
- Hot Wheels?

1552
01:06:08,416 --> 01:06:10,291
Chip came over because
he heard dad got fired.

1553
01:06:10,416 --> 01:06:11,291
Oh and how did that happen?

1554
01:06:11,416 --> 01:06:12,458
Huh?

1555
01:06:12,583 --> 01:06:13,903
The same way my
chair got shorter?

1556
01:06:13,958 --> 01:06:16,875
The same way gay porn
got put on my computer?

1557
01:06:17,000 --> 01:06:18,666
You had everybody
fooled didn't you?

1558
01:06:18,791 --> 01:06:19,833
You cripple?

1559
01:06:19,958 --> 01:06:20,750
Tom!

1560
01:06:20,875 --> 01:06:21,875
That's enough.

1561
01:06:21,916 --> 01:06:23,208
Poor me, I'm in a wheelchair.

1562
01:06:23,333 --> 01:06:25,101
Everybody feel sorry for
me and have sex with me

1563
01:06:25,125 --> 01:06:26,500
because I can't use my legs.

1564
01:06:26,625 --> 01:06:27,666
Or can he?

1565
01:06:27,791 --> 01:06:29,208
He can walk.

1566
01:06:29,333 --> 01:06:30,166
I have proof.

1567
01:06:30,291 --> 01:06:31,041
What's that?

1568
01:06:31,166 --> 01:06:32,250
What?

1569
01:06:32,375 --> 01:06:33,541
Get up, you faker.

1570
01:06:33,666 --> 01:06:34,875
You can walk.

1571
01:06:35,000 --> 01:06:36,166
Let's show them how you walk!

1572
01:06:47,500 --> 01:06:48,833
Tom the man can't walk!

1573
01:06:48,958 --> 01:06:49,750
Oh, yeah?

1574
01:06:49,875 --> 01:06:50,875
Let's find out!

1575
01:06:55,583 --> 01:06:56,750
He's dead!

1576
01:06:56,875 --> 01:06:57,875
I'm OK.

1577
01:07:00,458 --> 01:07:02,208
This isn't Chip, it's Danny!

1578
01:07:02,333 --> 01:07:03,166
Danny?

1579
01:07:03,291 --> 01:07:05,458
He's Chip's twin brother.

1580
01:07:05,583 --> 01:07:08,916
He died in an accident
about five years ago.

1581
01:07:09,041 --> 01:07:10,375
He was my hero.

1582
01:07:10,500 --> 01:07:11,625
Tom, get down here!

1583
01:07:11,750 --> 01:07:12,583
Out of the house!

1584
01:07:12,708 --> 01:07:13,875
Out of the house! Out!

1585
01:07:14,000 --> 01:07:15,208
Tom!

1586
01:07:15,333 --> 01:07:16,500
I found

1587
01:07:16,625 --> 01:07:17,708
I found it... I saw his

1588
01:07:17,833 --> 01:07:18,916
Tom, out!

1589
01:07:19,041 --> 01:07:20,309
I saw his reflection
in... in my...

1590
01:07:20,333 --> 01:07:21,083
Out!

1591
01:07:21,208 --> 01:07:23,833
Out!

1592
01:07:23,958 --> 01:07:25,333
For god's sakes, Tom.

1593
01:07:25,458 --> 01:07:26,958
What the hell is
the matter with you?

1594
01:07:27,083 --> 01:07:29,375
You just threw a disabled
man down a flight of stairs!

1595
01:07:29,500 --> 01:07:31,083
Moushiwake, Bob.

1596
01:07:31,208 --> 01:07:33,416
Now obviously I was wrong
about the cripple thing,

1597
01:07:33,541 --> 01:07:37,625
but he's the one responsible
for you getting fired.

1598
01:07:37,750 --> 01:07:40,333
What the hell is wrong with you?

1599
01:07:40,458 --> 01:07:43,458
You could've just killed him!

1600
01:07:43,583 --> 01:07:45,250
Sofia

1601
01:07:45,375 --> 01:07:46,375
I think you should go.

1602
01:08:17,666 --> 01:08:19,125
Are you sure you're OK?

1603
01:08:19,250 --> 01:08:20,958
I'm fine.

1604
01:08:21,083 --> 01:08:27,458
Um, what I'm really
worried about is you.

1605
01:08:27,583 --> 01:08:31,375
Um, I can tell that
you're not happy

1606
01:08:31,500 --> 01:08:35,083
and I think that it... it
might be because you're

1607
01:08:35,208 --> 01:08:37,791
on the wrong track.

1608
01:08:37,916 --> 01:08:40,125
I don't... I don't know.

1609
01:08:40,250 --> 01:08:44,375
Maybe it's because you're
still looking for something

1610
01:08:44,500 --> 01:08:46,333
that you haven't found yet.

1611
01:08:46,458 --> 01:08:47,458
You know, I mean...

1612
01:08:49,916 --> 01:08:52,375
I... I know that I am.

1613
01:08:52,500 --> 01:08:53,875
You know, I mean,
everybody thinks

1614
01:08:54,000 --> 01:08:57,125
that I've got everything,
you know, the Ohio.

1615
01:08:57,250 --> 01:08:58,541
Advertiser of the Year.

1616
01:08:58,666 --> 01:09:01,333
And probably be hired
to go to Barcelona soon.

1617
01:09:01,458 --> 01:09:03,583
But I don't have anybody
I can share that with.

1618
01:09:03,708 --> 01:09:09,541
You know, and the one person
that really does it for me

1619
01:09:09,666 --> 01:09:14,750
is a girl that I met
back in high school.

1620
01:09:14,875 --> 01:09:19,916
We are the Tigers and we're
not cocky, but we're run you...

1621
01:09:20,041 --> 01:09:20,916
You know, kawasaki.

1622
01:09:21,041 --> 01:09:22,458
Do you what I mean?

1623
01:09:22,583 --> 01:09:25,416
I've still got your panties
from that time that...

1624
01:09:25,541 --> 01:09:27,000
OK, Chip, I...

1625
01:09:27,125 --> 01:09:28,166
It's time to go.

1626
01:09:28,291 --> 01:09:29,750
OK, it's tough to hear I get it.

1627
01:09:41,666 --> 01:09:43,146
Stay the hell away
from my wife, Chip.

1628
01:09:45,875 --> 01:09:48,291
I got a newsflash
for you, Sparky.

1629
01:09:48,416 --> 01:09:50,041
Your wife's gone.

1630
01:09:50,166 --> 01:09:52,642
She's way out of your league and
she's finally realized it, OK?

1631
01:09:52,666 --> 01:09:54,000
It's over.

1632
01:09:54,125 --> 01:09:55,000
Easy.

1633
01:09:55,125 --> 01:09:56,208
Huh?

1634
01:09:56,333 --> 01:09:57,559
You think I can't
defend myself just

1635
01:09:57,583 --> 01:09:59,041
'cause I'm in a wheelchair?

1636
01:09:59,166 --> 01:10:00,416
No I know Hapkido!

1637
01:10:00,541 --> 01:10:03,250
Ah!

1638
01:10:03,375 --> 01:10:04,855
That's for stealing
my yogurt, douche.

1639
01:10:09,083 --> 01:10:12,708
You know what the worst
part is for me, Chip?

1640
01:10:12,833 --> 01:10:15,000
You're a horrible person.

1641
01:10:15,125 --> 01:10:17,666
I mean there is
just nobody worse.

1642
01:10:17,791 --> 01:10:19,311
And yet because of
what you had to deal

1643
01:10:19,416 --> 01:10:21,791
with being in that
chair, I actually still

1644
01:10:21,916 --> 01:10:23,916
feel guilty for hating you.

1645
01:10:24,041 --> 01:10:26,833
You know what I hate
most about you, Tom?

1646
01:10:26,958 --> 01:10:28,517
It's not your gay voice,
probably thought I was

1647
01:10:28,541 --> 01:10:30,000
going to say your gay voice.

1648
01:10:30,125 --> 01:10:31,750
Actually no, but thank you.

1649
01:10:31,875 --> 01:10:33,083
It's that you're weak.

1650
01:10:33,208 --> 01:10:35,625
I've defeated you in
every possible way.

1651
01:10:35,750 --> 01:10:37,630
I neutered you at work,
I've turned your in-laws

1652
01:10:37,750 --> 01:10:40,875
against you, and I'd say
I'm at most three days away

1653
01:10:41,000 --> 01:10:42,750
from mounting your
slutty wife again

1654
01:10:42,875 --> 01:10:45,333
and you've got the
gall to pity me.

1655
01:10:48,041 --> 01:10:50,041
Yeah.

1656
01:10:50,166 --> 01:10:52,333
I guess I do.

1657
01:10:52,458 --> 01:10:53,458
Yeah, don't.

1658
01:11:01,375 --> 01:11:03,875
It's a miracle, he can stand.

1659
01:11:04,000 --> 01:11:05,000
I knew it!

1660
01:11:14,125 --> 01:11:17,833
You banged my wife with that
giant, uncircumcised ant-eater!

1661
01:11:17,958 --> 01:11:19,125
Can't breathe, Tom.

1662
01:11:23,250 --> 01:11:25,010
Why the hell would you
spend your entire life

1663
01:11:25,125 --> 01:11:26,205
pretending to be paralyzed?

1664
01:11:26,250 --> 01:11:28,375
What's wrong with you?

1665
01:11:28,500 --> 01:11:30,791
You ever try to park at
the mall during Christmas?

1666
01:11:30,916 --> 01:11:34,041
Or do you have any idea how much
easier it is to get sympathy

1667
01:11:34,166 --> 01:11:35,666
sex when you can't walk?

1668
01:11:35,791 --> 01:11:37,000
You're a sociopath.

1669
01:11:37,125 --> 01:11:38,434
Oh don't get the
wrong idea, I actually

1670
01:11:38,458 --> 01:11:39,666
needed that chair for a while.

1671
01:11:39,791 --> 01:11:42,000
When I was 14, I got
into a surprisingly

1672
01:11:42,125 --> 01:11:43,708
violent hacky sack accident.

1673
01:11:43,833 --> 01:11:46,114
And then a few weeks later,
came out here for high school,

1674
01:11:46,166 --> 01:11:47,791
decided I'd milk
it a little bit.

1675
01:11:47,916 --> 01:11:49,596
Do you think I'm not
going to tell everyone

1676
01:11:49,625 --> 01:11:51,750
that's ever met you, you freak?

1677
01:11:51,875 --> 01:11:53,555
You just threw an
innocent, handicapped guy

1678
01:11:53,583 --> 01:11:54,583
down the stairs.

1679
01:11:54,625 --> 01:11:57,083
No one's going to believe you.

1680
01:11:57,208 --> 01:12:00,000
And, you know, you were just at
a very distinct advantage just

1681
01:12:00,125 --> 01:12:02,750
then when you threw
me to the ground.

1682
01:12:02,875 --> 01:12:04,791
All of my martial
arts training has

1683
01:12:04,916 --> 01:12:07,458
been from the seated position.

1684
01:12:12,375 --> 01:12:13,666
Give it up, Chief.

1685
01:12:13,791 --> 01:12:14,831
You're never going to win.

1686
01:12:17,708 --> 01:12:19,625
See you at school tomorrow!

1687
01:12:25,583 --> 01:12:27,041
Hello?

1688
01:12:27,166 --> 01:12:28,375
Is this Chip Sanders?

1689
01:12:28,500 --> 01:12:29,750
What?

1690
01:12:29,875 --> 01:12:31,125
My name is Juan

1691
01:12:31,250 --> 01:12:33,000
of.

1692
01:12:33,125 --> 01:12:35,208
I am the Executive
President of Idea,

1693
01:12:35,333 --> 01:12:37,500
the ad agency in Barcelona.

1694
01:12:37,625 --> 01:12:39,416
You sent to us your resume.

1695
01:12:39,541 --> 01:12:40,875
Yes! Hello!

1696
01:12:41,000 --> 01:12:41,791
Ola!

1697
01:12:41,916 --> 01:12:43,291
Coma esta!

1698
01:12:43,416 --> 01:12:44,791
Very good, thank you very much.

1699
01:12:44,916 --> 01:12:46,642
Will you indulge me
please, sir, for one moment

1700
01:12:46,666 --> 01:12:49,625
and allow me to say to you that
your work is absolutely genius?

1701
01:12:49,750 --> 01:12:52,166
Senor Tomato is, in
a word, spectacular.

1702
01:12:52,291 --> 01:12:53,083
Jesus, yes.

1703
01:12:53,208 --> 01:12:54,375
Uh, thank you.

1704
01:12:54,500 --> 01:12:55,750
Gracias.

1705
01:12:55,875 --> 01:12:56,915
You're very, very welcome.

1706
01:12:56,958 --> 01:12:58,250
I come to the point.

1707
01:12:58,375 --> 01:13:00,583
You, sir, are being
chosen for the position

1708
01:13:00,708 --> 01:13:02,208
of Director Creativo.

1709
01:13:02,333 --> 01:13:05,500
Can you fly to Barcelona please?

1710
01:13:05,625 --> 01:13:06,916
Sure! Si!

1711
01:13:07,041 --> 01:13:07,791
Gracias.

1712
01:13:07,916 --> 01:13:08,916
Super.

1713
01:13:15,125 --> 01:13:16,625
Tom!

1714
01:13:16,750 --> 01:13:18,392
Wildman here, we set up a
meeting with the Wesley kid.

1715
01:13:18,416 --> 01:13:19,726
But you probably
know all about it,

1716
01:13:19,750 --> 01:13:21,583
seeing as your
wife is his lawyer.

1717
01:13:21,708 --> 01:13:22,458
Screw it.

1718
01:13:22,583 --> 01:13:24,291
I'll send Chip...

1719
01:13:24,416 --> 01:13:25,416
Shit!

1720
01:13:36,208 --> 01:13:37,208
Bob!

1721
01:13:40,541 --> 01:13:42,458
Have you seen Sofia?

1722
01:13:42,583 --> 01:13:45,083
No, I went to buy more scotch.

1723
01:13:45,208 --> 01:13:46,875
When I... when I got
back she was gone.

1724
01:13:47,000 --> 01:13:48,250
You all right?

1725
01:13:48,375 --> 01:13:51,208
Bob, there's something
I have to tell you.

1726
01:13:51,333 --> 01:13:54,958
The Wesley tape wasn't
destroyed in the fire, I

1727
01:13:55,083 --> 01:13:56,583
I accidentally taped over it.

1728
01:13:56,708 --> 01:13:58,291
Sofia told me last night.

1729
01:13:58,416 --> 01:14:01,250
I told her the same
thing I'll say to you.

1730
01:14:01,375 --> 01:14:06,083
The only person responsible
for me losing my job is me.

1731
01:14:06,208 --> 01:14:09,291
I also started the fire.

1732
01:14:09,416 --> 01:14:10,416
It was an accident, I...

1733
01:14:13,500 --> 01:14:15,083
I... I wasn't aware.

1734
01:14:15,208 --> 01:14:17,125
Are you... are you OK?

1735
01:14:17,250 --> 01:14:19,791
I bent over backwards
to sell Wollebin's vision

1736
01:14:19,916 --> 01:14:22,875
and I, you know

1737
01:14:23,000 --> 01:14:25,875
I knew in the back of
my mind it was bullshit.

1738
01:14:26,000 --> 01:14:27,208
- It is bullshit, Bob.
- It is.

1739
01:14:27,333 --> 01:14:28,666
- Screw him.
- Screw him!

1740
01:14:28,791 --> 01:14:29,791
Screw him!

1741
01:14:33,166 --> 01:14:35,708
You're all right, kid.

1742
01:14:35,833 --> 01:14:37,333
You're all right.

1743
01:14:37,458 --> 01:14:41,083
Sofia's getting ice cream
with Chip at Eddy's Sweets.

1744
01:14:41,208 --> 01:14:42,208
Thank you, Bob.

1745
01:14:49,875 --> 01:14:50,666
Oh Jesus, Tom.

1746
01:14:50,791 --> 01:14:51,583
You got to take a shower!

1747
01:14:51,708 --> 01:14:52,708
I'm sorry.

1748
01:14:55,416 --> 01:14:56,416
Go get her, son!

1749
01:15:01,666 --> 01:15:04,583
Hey, 5 bucks to whoever can
knock that tool off his bike.

1750
01:15:15,875 --> 01:15:16,875
Oh.

1751
01:15:26,125 --> 01:15:27,485
These rims aren't
supposed to bend.

1752
01:15:38,625 --> 01:15:39,916
OK, Wesley.

1753
01:15:40,041 --> 01:15:42,333
You just sign there at
the bottom of the paper,

1754
01:15:42,458 --> 01:15:45,750
you're about to be a
very rich young man, OK?

1755
01:15:45,875 --> 01:15:48,833
Try not to get the
fudge on the contract.

1756
01:15:48,958 --> 01:15:50,000
Don't do it, Wesley.

1757
01:15:50,125 --> 01:15:50,958
Oh good, Tom's here.

1758
01:15:51,083 --> 01:15:52,583
Tom.

1759
01:15:52,708 --> 01:15:54,250
What happened to you?

1760
01:15:54,375 --> 01:15:56,017
Will everyone just please
listen to me for one second OK?

1761
01:15:56,041 --> 01:16:01,500
Sofia, Wesley, Wesley's dad.

1762
01:16:01,625 --> 01:16:05,250
Sofia I know on paper I'm
not the most ideal husband.

1763
01:16:05,375 --> 01:16:07,208
I'm selfish, I can't
hold down a job,

1764
01:16:07,333 --> 01:16:10,041
and I think I may have turned
your father into a problem.

1765
01:16:10,166 --> 01:16:11,416
Drinker.

1766
01:16:11,541 --> 01:16:12,934
Still, one thing you
said you loved about me

1767
01:16:12,958 --> 01:16:14,708
is that I could smell
bullshit a mile away.

1768
01:16:14,833 --> 01:16:18,625
Well this guy, Sofia,
is filled with bullshit.

1769
01:16:18,750 --> 01:16:22,291
He's a sociopath, and more
importantly, baby he can stand.

1770
01:16:22,416 --> 01:16:23,916
I have seen it.

1771
01:16:24,041 --> 01:16:26,250
He can't fight while he's
standing, but he can stand.

1772
01:16:26,375 --> 01:16:28,750
Fortunate for me that there's
no stairs here for you to try

1773
01:16:28,875 --> 01:16:30,541
to prove your point again.

1774
01:16:30,666 --> 01:16:32,291
Baby, I know it's hard.

1775
01:16:32,416 --> 01:16:37,041
But I need you to believe this,
I need you to believe in me.

1776
01:16:37,166 --> 01:16:42,333
Tom, why would I pretend to
be handicapped my entire life?

1777
01:16:42,458 --> 01:16:45,708
Just so I can park at
the mall at Christmas?

1778
01:16:45,833 --> 01:16:47,791
Hello.

1779
01:16:47,916 --> 01:16:50,708
Uno momento, por favor Senor.

1780
01:16:50,833 --> 01:16:53,333
This is my dream
job in Spain, OK?

1781
01:16:53,458 --> 01:16:55,351
They're calling to make the
final travel arrangements.

1782
01:16:55,375 --> 01:16:57,750
It's the actual reason
that I came, I just

1783
01:16:57,875 --> 01:16:59,541
I don't really care
much about Wesley.

1784
01:16:59,666 --> 01:17:01,583
Hey, ain't cool.

1785
01:17:01,708 --> 01:17:03,375
Less words.

1786
01:17:03,500 --> 01:17:05,625
I have one question, Sofia.

1787
01:17:05,750 --> 01:17:07,291
Si si.

1788
01:17:07,416 --> 01:17:13,500
Do I have them buy me one
plane ticket to Spain or dos?

1789
01:17:13,625 --> 01:17:14,625
You know what, Chip?

1790
01:17:14,666 --> 01:17:16,333
I think you're weird and creepy.

1791
01:17:16,458 --> 01:17:19,041
And if you think I'd ever choose
you over the love of my life,

1792
01:17:19,166 --> 01:17:21,708
you're the most delusional
man on the face of the earth.

1793
01:17:21,833 --> 01:17:25,916
That'd be uno
ticketo, por favor.

1794
01:17:26,041 --> 01:17:29,416
Sweetie, you couldn't
lose me if you tried.

1795
01:17:29,541 --> 01:17:31,181
And you've been trying
pretty hard lately.

1796
01:17:34,250 --> 01:17:35,458
Momento.

1797
01:17:35,583 --> 01:17:39,291
So I guess this is adios.

1798
01:17:39,416 --> 01:17:40,833
Oh my god.

1799
01:17:40,958 --> 01:17:41,958
Ta da!

1800
01:17:42,000 --> 01:17:43,416
Holy shit!

1801
01:17:43,541 --> 01:17:45,666
Sofia, you should know
the night that we made love,

1802
01:17:45,791 --> 01:17:47,458
I faked my orgasm.

1803
01:17:47,583 --> 01:17:49,458
Tom, you're never
going to beat me,

1804
01:17:49,583 --> 01:17:50,809
and I'm going to
send you a pretty

1805
01:17:50,833 --> 01:17:53,041
little postcard from Barcelona.

1806
01:17:53,166 --> 01:17:54,750
Senor!

1807
01:17:54,875 --> 01:17:57,156
If it's all the same with you,
I'd like to travel tonight.

1808
01:17:57,791 --> 01:17:59,666
Of course, Senor Chip.

1809
01:17:59,791 --> 01:18:01,666
I will have Barcelona's
longest limousine

1810
01:18:01,791 --> 01:18:03,208
awaiting your arrival.

1811
01:18:03,333 --> 01:18:06,041
And after your beauty rest,
I make big party for you

1812
01:18:06,166 --> 01:18:07,625
with beautiful chicks.

1813
01:18:07,750 --> 01:18:09,541
Fantastico.

1814
01:18:09,666 --> 01:18:11,500
Everything all settled?

1815
01:18:11,625 --> 01:18:13,041
Girls, best of luck.

1816
01:18:15,791 --> 01:18:17,291
Good luck to you, Chip!

1817
01:18:17,416 --> 01:18:19,458
Good luck to me, I
don't need luck, Tom.

1818
01:18:19,583 --> 01:18:21,291
You need the luck,
you're the sorry idiot

1819
01:18:21,416 --> 01:18:23,958
that's going to be stuck living
in Ohio the rest of your life.

1820
01:18:24,083 --> 01:18:30,083
Working in the most boring
ad agency in the world.

1821
01:18:30,208 --> 01:18:31,458
I'm going to Spain.

1822
01:18:31,583 --> 01:18:32,750
Spain, Tom!

1823
01:18:32,875 --> 01:18:34,291
Spain!

1824
01:18:34,416 --> 01:18:38,125
I'm taking this little
walk and roll show on tour.

1825
01:18:38,250 --> 01:18:39,666
Yeah!

1826
01:18:39,791 --> 01:18:41,311
They're not going to
see what hit them!

1827
01:18:41,416 --> 01:18:43,708
You know what I mean?

1828
01:18:59,583 --> 01:19:02,500
The folks at Lion's Pride were
all set to spend tons of money

1829
01:19:02,625 --> 01:19:04,101
to try and get you to
eat their new hamburger

1830
01:19:04,125 --> 01:19:05,708
spread, Pickle Whip.

1831
01:19:05,833 --> 01:19:08,041
They even went so far as
to hire pro-skater Tony.

1832
01:19:08,166 --> 01:19:10,333
Hawk to put on a
pickle costume and do

1833
01:19:10,458 --> 01:19:12,125
rad skateboarding tricks.

1834
01:19:12,250 --> 01:19:15,583
The only problem was, once
Tony was in his pickle costume,

1835
01:19:15,708 --> 01:19:16,748
he couldn't see very well.

1836
01:19:19,916 --> 01:19:23,000
To be honest, it's just
tartar sauce on a hamburger.

1837
01:19:23,125 --> 01:19:25,375
But I've got to tell you,
it tastes really good.

1838
01:19:34,625 --> 01:19:36,625
And cut!

1839
01:19:36,750 --> 01:19:38,041
Great job, Wesley.

1840
01:19:38,166 --> 01:19:39,208
What'd you think Bob?

1841
01:19:39,333 --> 01:19:40,708
I love it!

1842
01:19:40,833 --> 01:19:44,041
It's honest, no bullshit,
and the kid's a natural.

1843
01:19:44,166 --> 01:19:45,250
Take five, buddy.

1844
01:19:45,375 --> 01:19:47,083
Come on, babes.

1845
01:19:47,208 --> 01:19:49,208
I'll be in my trailer.

1846
01:19:49,333 --> 01:19:52,666
Somebody should get
that girl some pants.

1847
01:19:52,791 --> 01:19:54,458
Listen, Bob, I cannot thank you

1848
01:19:54,583 --> 01:19:57,000
enough for flying out here to
help me start my own company.

1849
01:19:57,125 --> 01:19:58,375
You're an ad man, Tom.

1850
01:19:58,500 --> 01:20:00,208
You're fabulous.

1851
01:20:00,333 --> 01:20:01,791
I brought you a
present from Ohio.

1852
01:20:01,916 --> 01:20:05,083
Aw, you didn't have to do that.

1853
01:20:05,208 --> 01:20:08,291
The yes ball.

1854
01:20:08,416 --> 01:20:09,458
I'm kidding.

1855
01:20:11,500 --> 01:20:14,375
Why would I give
you my yes ball?

1856
01:20:16,250 --> 01:20:17,083
Hola, Senor.

1857
01:20:17,208 --> 01:20:19,541
Senor?

1858
01:20:19,666 --> 01:20:20,416
Senor?

1859
01:20:20,541 --> 01:20:21,666
Hola.

1860
01:20:21,791 --> 01:20:22,976
Chip Sanders, new
creative director.

1861
01:20:23,000 --> 01:20:24,184
I need to get
inside the building.

1862
01:20:24,208 --> 01:20:25,601
Do you see I've
broken both my legs?

1863
01:20:25,625 --> 01:20:26,750
Is that tough to see?

1864
01:20:26,875 --> 01:20:28,475
Guess what, old Chiperoo
is going to take

1865
01:20:28,583 --> 01:20:29,833
care of things himself.

1866
01:20:29,958 --> 01:20:32,375
This is what a man who
needs help looks like.

1867
01:20:32,500 --> 01:20:34,434
Don't worry, you got... are
you late for an appointment

1868
01:20:34,458 --> 01:20:35,250
or something?

1869
01:20:35,375 --> 01:20:36,250
Is that what it is?

1870
01:20:36,375 --> 01:20:37,125
You must be late.

1871
01:20:37,250 --> 01:20:38,041
How about this door?

1872
01:20:38,166 --> 01:20:40,291
Can I just get this one?

1873
01:20:40,416 --> 01:20:41,666
There's no mistake at all.

1874
01:20:41,791 --> 01:20:44,000
I don't... Sir, I work
on the fourth floor.

1875
01:20:44,125 --> 01:20:45,541
It's Chip Sanders.

1876
01:20:45,666 --> 01:20:47,066
I... please don't
break my arms too.

1877
01:20:47,166 --> 01:20:48,500
Please don't break my arms too.

1878
01:20:48,625 --> 01:20:51,416
Just lift me up and place
me back in my chair.

1879
01:20:55,708 --> 01:20:57,708
There's my two favorite boys.

1880
01:20:57,833 --> 01:20:59,208
Hey.

1881
01:20:59,333 --> 01:21:00,208
Hi.

1882
01:21:00,333 --> 01:21:01,333
Hi.

1883
01:21:03,833 --> 01:21:07,083
So baby, I've got to be at a
deposition downtown by 9:30.

1884
01:21:07,208 --> 01:21:09,583
I got breakfast in the oven,
it'll be ready in 15 minutes.

1885
01:21:09,708 --> 01:21:11,041
I really can't be late.

1886
01:21:11,166 --> 01:21:14,041
Chocolate croissant.

1887
01:21:14,166 --> 01:21:16,500
What's 15 minutes?

1888
01:21:16,625 --> 01:21:19,083
I know how we can spend
six of those minutes.

1889
01:21:19,208 --> 01:21:20,500
Six minutes?

1890
01:21:20,625 --> 01:21:22,416
You really think you
can last that long?

1891
01:21:22,541 --> 01:21:24,541
I could last seven and 1/2.

1892
01:21:24,666 --> 01:21:26,166
What do you think of that?

1893
01:21:28,083 --> 01:21:30,666
Baby if you telephone maybe

1894
01:21:30,791 --> 01:21:32,833
I can meet you in the morning.

1895
01:21:37,833 --> 01:21:40,166
Call me if you're on
your own and maybe

1896
01:21:40,291 --> 01:21:42,500
I can meet you in the morning.

1897
01:21:45,000 --> 01:21:52,000
Ah ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba aah.

1898
01:21:52,125 --> 01:21:55,416
Mornings eleven the
feelings are severed

1899
01:21:55,541 --> 01:21:57,875
I can't feel anything at all.

1900
01:21:58,000 --> 01:21:59,375
But I would...

1901
01:21:59,500 --> 01:22:01,375
Die for you.

1902
01:22:01,500 --> 01:22:02,875
Oh I would...

1903
01:22:03,000 --> 01:22:06,833
Die for you.

1904
01:22:06,958 --> 01:22:09,333
Well, what's my name?

1905
01:22:09,458 --> 01:22:11,333
Well, what's my name?

1906
01:22:11,458 --> 01:22:12,458
I don't know.

1907
01:22:16,958 --> 01:22:21,791
Baby if you telephone maybe I
can meet you in the morning.

1908
01:22:26,416 --> 01:22:28,750
Call me if you're on
your own and maybe

1909
01:22:28,875 --> 01:22:33,250
I can meet you in the morning.

1910
01:22:33,375 --> 01:22:40,208
Ah ba ba ba ba ba ba ba aah.

1911
01:22:40,333 --> 01:22:46,708
I had it all.

1912
01:22:46,833 --> 01:22:50,250
But I never thought I did.

1913
01:22:50,375 --> 01:22:53,625
No, no, no, no, I
never thought I did.

1914
01:22:53,750 --> 01:23:01,500
Whoa oh oh oh I had it all.

1915
01:23:01,625 --> 01:23:04,916
But I never thought I did.

1916
01:23:05,041 --> 01:23:08,375
No, no no, no I
never thought I did.

1917
01:23:08,500 --> 01:23:16,250
Whoa oh oh oh ba
ba ba ba ba ba ba.

1918
01:23:16,375 --> 01:23:18,000
So make
sure that you understand,

1919
01:23:18,125 --> 01:23:20,392
when you're chopping things up
in the way that those people

1920
01:23:20,416 --> 01:23:21,666
in the north of Italy.

1921
01:23:24,750 --> 01:23:25,541
That's the kid.

1922
01:23:25,666 --> 01:23:26,666
Let's go.

1923
01:23:35,500 --> 01:23:37,791
They're out of their minds.

1924
01:23:37,916 --> 01:23:39,000
Hey, Tom.

1925
01:23:39,125 --> 01:23:40,791
You got to come see this guy.

1926
01:23:42,833 --> 01:23:44,125
What?

1927
01:23:44,250 --> 01:23:45,500
Ah, you missed it.

1928
01:23:45,625 --> 01:23:46,625
Let's go, man.

1929
01:23:50,000 --> 01:23:52,833
This time of
night I could call you up.

1930
01:23:52,958 --> 01:23:56,291
I get angry with
athletic ease, break

1931
01:23:56,416 --> 01:23:57,875
common laws in twos and threes.

1932
01:24:00,000 --> 01:24:00,750
Cut it.

1933
01:24:00,875 --> 01:24:01,875
What did you do?

1934
01:24:05,375 --> 01:24:06,416
How's my pressure?

1935
01:24:09,500 --> 01:24:10,500
Keep rolling, guys.

1936
01:24:10,541 --> 01:24:11,821
Have you step into that again...

1937
01:24:15,458 --> 01:24:17,208
He's going to the bathroom.

1938
01:24:19,958 --> 01:24:21,333
Will it come through?

1939
01:24:22,375 --> 01:24:24,083
Sorry, guys.

1940
01:24:24,208 --> 01:24:26,833
Try and sneeze a couple
more times in this take.

1941
01:24:28,166 --> 01:24:29,791
Did you... was
that good for sound?

1942
01:24:29,916 --> 01:24:30,916
I mean...

1943
01:24:31,916 --> 01:24:33,333
Sir, we've got web advertising,

1944
01:24:33,458 --> 01:24:36,583
product pr... um, product
partnerships, and print ads.

1945
01:24:36,708 --> 01:24:39,208
Actually, it's a... it's
a four-pronged strategy.

1946
01:24:39,333 --> 01:24:42,000
No, no, no, uh,
uh, this is, uh, no.

1947
01:24:42,125 --> 01:24:43,625
No.

1948
01:24:43,750 --> 01:24:45,791
Uh, actually it is, uh, Chip.

1949
01:24:45,916 --> 01:24:47,208
Is there direct mailing in it?

1950
01:24:47,333 --> 01:24:48,333
Yeah.

1951
01:24:48,458 --> 01:24:49,666
Sorry.

1952
01:24:49,791 --> 01:24:51,142
This... this was a
great take, everybody.

1953
01:24:51,166 --> 01:24:52,375
Let's save this one.

1954
01:24:52,500 --> 01:24:53,666
Let's just mark this one.

1955
01:24:53,791 --> 01:24:55,208
Circle it, and let's go again.

1956
01:24:55,333 --> 01:24:57,000
Cut it out, I want it out.

1957
01:24:58,541 --> 01:25:01,416
This neighbourhood is
chock-full of honkies.

1958
01:25:03,041 --> 01:25:07,375
Do you have a problem with that?

1959
01:25:07,500 --> 01:25:09,000
And, go ahead and get my...

1960
01:25:09,125 --> 01:25:10,476
Do you want... do
you want a code word?

1961
01:25:10,500 --> 01:25:11,666
Get my

1962
01:25:11,791 --> 01:25:12,791
I want a safe word.

1963
01:25:12,875 --> 01:25:14,083
Our safe word is raisins.

1964
01:25:16,625 --> 01:25:18,541
Did you see Karate Kid?

1965
01:25:18,666 --> 01:25:19,458
Yeah.

1966
01:25:19,583 --> 01:25:20,333
All right, good.

1967
01:25:20,458 --> 01:25:22,083
Miyagi, Miaccho.

1968
01:25:22,208 --> 01:25:23,208
That's not right.

1969
01:25:24,041 --> 01:25:24,875
Oh oh.

1970
01:25:25,000 --> 01:25:25,833
No habla espanol?

1971
01:25:25,958 --> 01:25:26,750
You know what I'm saying.

1972
01:25:26,875 --> 01:25:28,083
You heard me, muchacho.

1973
01:25:28,208 --> 01:25:29,375
Pack your bags.

1974
01:25:29,500 --> 01:25:30,291
Adios.

1975
01:25:30,416 --> 01:25:31,416
What?

1976
01:25:31,458 --> 01:25:32,750
You heard me, Iglesias.

1977
01:25:32,875 --> 01:25:35,500
Take your anger out on
a pinata, you're gone.

1978
01:25:35,625 --> 01:25:36,892
It's great, just
think of how many more

1979
01:25:36,916 --> 01:25:37,996
soccer games you can go to.

1980
01:25:38,958 --> 01:25:40,333
Dude, you're killing me.

1981
01:25:44,166 --> 01:25:45,500
This is nice. Isn't it good?

1982
01:25:45,625 --> 01:25:47,041
It's a good chair.

1983
01:25:47,166 --> 01:25:48,226
It's actually more
comfortable than I had imagined.

1984
01:25:48,250 --> 01:25:49,083
Less words.

1985
01:25:49,208 --> 01:25:50,208
What we're going to...

1986
01:25:54,375 --> 01:25:55,541
Shh, here we go.

1987
01:25:55,666 --> 01:25:58,166
Stop it.

1988
01:25:58,291 --> 01:26:00,375
That's for st... uh, it
smells like ..

1989
01:26:00,500 --> 01:26:01,500
Did you crap your pants?

1990
01:26:02,541 --> 01:26:03,541
God.

1991
01:26:05,125 --> 01:26:06,125
Here we go.

1992
01:26:09,500 --> 01:26:10,916
I'm sorry, that was funny.

1993
01:26:11,041 --> 01:26:12,041
Ah.

1994
01:26:12,125 --> 01:26:13,125
I'm sorry,

1995
01:26:13,250 --> 01:26:14,250
You good?

1996
01:26:15,458 --> 01:26:18,041
Just go ahead and the master.

1997
01:26:18,166 --> 01:26:19,166
Oh, shit.

1998
01:26:21,250 --> 01:26:22,791
That's great.

1999
01:26:22,916 --> 01:26:24,716
This is going to be an awesome
gag reel for ..

2000
01:26:28,375 --> 01:26:30,125
What's a book to you in bed?

2001
01:26:30,250 --> 01:26:31,625
Do you feel better?

2002
01:26:31,750 --> 01:26:32,625
Older?

2003
01:26:32,750 --> 01:26:34,416
Say this just makes me ill.

2004
01:26:34,541 --> 01:26:36,958
Your name is
dripping from my pen.

2005
01:26:37,083 --> 01:26:39,083
Still, you're not
around to curse.

2006
01:26:39,208 --> 01:26:41,791
I've gotta drop the gun now.

2007
01:26:41,916 --> 01:26:44,500
Say I'm still under you.

2008
01:27:06,833 --> 01:27:11,208
Marianne, let the
ghosts sleep tonight.

2009
01:27:11,333 --> 01:27:13,000
Marianne, let the ghosts sleep.

2010
01:27:13,125 --> 01:27:15,708
Just shut your eyes
and burn the past.

2011
01:27:15,833 --> 01:27:20,208
Marianne, let the
ghosts sleep tonight.

2012
01:27:20,333 --> 01:27:22,000
Marianne, let the ghosts sleep.

2013
01:27:22,125 --> 01:27:24,708
Just shut your eyes
and burn the past.

2014
01:27:24,833 --> 01:27:28,916
Marianne, let the
ghosts sleep tonight.

2015
01:27:29,041 --> 01:27:31,000
Marianne, let the ghosts sleep.

2016
01:27:31,125 --> 01:27:33,708
Just shut your eyes
and burn the past.

2017
01:27:33,833 --> 01:27:37,916
Marianne, let the
ghosts sleep tonight.

2018
01:27:38,041 --> 01:27:40,000
Marianne, let the ghosts sleep.

2019
01:27:40,125 --> 01:27:42,083
Just close your eyes
and burn the past.

2020
01:29:23,625 --> 01:29:28,000
Bye, yes, bye, bye, bye, bye.

2021
01:29:32,041 --> 01:29:35,791
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

2022
01:29:40,416 --> 01:29:44,500
Bye, yes, bye, bye, bye, bye.

2023
01:29:48,833 --> 01:29:52,583
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

2024
01:29:56,916 --> 01:30:01,291
Bye, yes, bye, bye, bye, bye.

2025
01:30:05,333 --> 01:30:09,083
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

2026
01:30:13,708 --> 01:30:17,791
Bye, yes, bye, bye, bye, bye.

2027
01:30:22,125 --> 01:30:26,208
Bye bye bye bye bye bye bye.

2028
01:30:35,041 --> 01:30:40,916
Bye bye bye bye bye bye.

2029
01:30:41,041 --> 01:30:44,500
Bye bye bye bye.

2030
01:30:44,625 --> 01:30:52,625
Bye bye bye bye bye bye
bye bye bye bye bye bye

2031
01:30:53,458 --> 01:30:58,291
ra pa ra pa ra pa ra pa pa pa

2032
01:30:58,416 --> 01:31:04,750
Pa pa pa ra pa pa
ra pa raa pa pa

2033
01:31:04,875 --> 01:31:11,500
ra pa raa raa raa raa raa raa raa

2034
01:31:11,625 --> 01:31:16,583
Pa ra ra ra ra
pa ra pa ra pa ra

2035
01:31:16,708 --> 01:31:22,333
pa raa pa ra pa ra pa ra pa ra