1 00:00:01,120 --> 00:00:02,719 (CLARA BREATHING HEAVILY) 2 00:00:07,280 --> 00:00:09,439 CLARA: Doctor! Doctor! 3 00:00:09,520 --> 00:00:10,879 DOCTOR: Yes, you're the very next thing on the list. 4 00:00:12,320 --> 00:00:13,919 Doctor, help me! 5 00:00:14,520 --> 00:00:16,719 Clara, I'm under attack from four and a bit 6 00:00:16,800 --> 00:00:18,559 battle fleets, in case you think I'm slacking. 7 00:00:20,440 --> 00:00:23,039 Doctor, I think there's something in my spacesuit. 8 00:00:23,800 --> 00:00:24,879 That's... That's possible, actually. 9 00:00:25,040 --> 00:00:26,439 You were too long in the spider mines. 10 00:00:26,520 --> 00:00:27,759 CLARA: Okay, explain. 11 00:00:27,840 --> 00:00:29,199 DOCTOR: It's possibly a love sprite. 12 00:00:29,280 --> 00:00:32,079 Sucks your... Sucks your brain out through your mouth, hence the name. 13 00:00:32,160 --> 00:00:34,159 -It's halfway up my leg. -Don't worry, it's just hungry. 14 00:00:34,560 --> 00:00:35,599 CLARA: Doctor... 15 00:00:35,680 --> 00:00:38,479 DOCTOR: Describe the four most interesting stars you can see. 16 00:00:38,560 --> 00:00:40,399 There's a blue one. Quite big. 17 00:00:40,480 --> 00:00:41,759 Two little yellowish ones just below. 18 00:00:41,840 --> 00:00:43,119 Colour of whisky, smaller one blinking? 19 00:00:43,360 --> 00:00:45,359 Yes. It's in the back of my neck. I can feel it. 20 00:00:45,440 --> 00:00:47,679 Great! So asphyxiation would kill you first. 21 00:00:47,760 --> 00:00:49,359 Can you see a nebula? 22 00:00:49,440 --> 00:00:51,919 Can you see a nebula in a sort of wing-shape, 23 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:53,519 -bit green at the end? -(EXPLOSIONS) 24 00:00:53,600 --> 00:00:55,359 -Yes. Yes, I can. -Great. 25 00:00:55,680 --> 00:00:57,919 I've seen it, too. I wonder where it was. 26 00:00:59,160 --> 00:01:00,239 Doctor. 27 00:01:00,960 --> 00:01:02,879 (SCREAMING) Doctor! 28 00:01:04,160 --> 00:01:05,359 (GRUNTING) 29 00:01:05,440 --> 00:01:06,479 (CLARA COUGHING) 30 00:01:08,320 --> 00:01:09,479 (SQUELCHES) 31 00:01:10,080 --> 00:01:11,439 (EXCLAIMS) 32 00:01:11,520 --> 00:01:12,719 (COUGHING) 33 00:01:12,800 --> 00:01:13,839 (EXHALES) 34 00:01:14,080 --> 00:01:15,239 How did we do? 35 00:01:15,320 --> 00:01:18,119 Oh! Not a word about my spot-on materialization skills. 36 00:01:18,200 --> 00:01:19,759 What about all the Philosians? Are they safe? 37 00:01:19,840 --> 00:01:20,919 Huh? 38 00:01:22,360 --> 00:01:23,479 Oh, yeah. 39 00:01:24,280 --> 00:01:27,119 Well, I lured their attackers halfway across the universe 40 00:01:27,200 --> 00:01:28,519 and drained their weapons banks. 41 00:01:28,600 --> 00:01:31,319 Not to mention, I also saved a school teacher 42 00:01:31,400 --> 00:01:32,599 from having her brains devoured 43 00:01:32,680 --> 00:01:34,799 and being asphyxiated in deep space. 44 00:01:34,880 --> 00:01:36,439 So now, if you don't mind, 45 00:01:36,520 --> 00:01:38,719 I'm gonna go outside and wipe my boot on the grass. 46 00:01:39,720 --> 00:01:41,119 (DOOR OPENS) 47 00:01:48,040 --> 00:01:49,839 What's to stop them rearming and trying again? 48 00:01:49,920 --> 00:01:51,079 Nothing. 49 00:01:52,120 --> 00:01:54,479 But the Philosians will be ready for them this time. 50 00:01:55,240 --> 00:01:57,239 It's the best I could do, Clara. 51 00:01:57,320 --> 00:01:58,359 I'm not actually the police. 52 00:01:58,440 --> 00:01:59,799 That's just what it says on the box. 53 00:01:59,880 --> 00:02:01,719 You are always talking about what you can and can't do, 54 00:02:01,800 --> 00:02:03,559 but you never tell me the rules. 55 00:02:04,560 --> 00:02:06,319 We're time travellers. 56 00:02:06,520 --> 00:02:08,079 We tread softly. 57 00:02:08,440 --> 00:02:10,999 It's okay to make ripples but not tidal waves. 58 00:02:11,160 --> 00:02:12,639 You are a tidal wave. 59 00:02:13,280 --> 00:02:14,399 Don't say that. 60 00:02:14,480 --> 00:02:15,639 (SWORDS WHOOSHING) 61 00:02:21,560 --> 00:02:22,639 CLARA: Doctor. 62 00:02:25,800 --> 00:02:28,199 No, no, not Vikings. 63 00:02:28,760 --> 00:02:30,879 -(SWORDS WHOOSHING) -I'm not in the mood for Vikings. 64 00:02:31,360 --> 00:02:33,039 -You're coming with us. -DOCTOR: No. 65 00:02:33,120 --> 00:02:34,879 I'm not. And you want to know why? 66 00:02:35,360 --> 00:02:36,679 (VIKINGS GROWLING) 67 00:02:38,280 --> 00:02:41,919 On my face, right now, more advanced technology 68 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:45,559 than your species will manage over the next nine million years. 69 00:02:49,200 --> 00:02:50,559 -Clara. -Yeah. 70 00:02:51,080 --> 00:02:52,679 We're going with the Vikings. 71 00:02:53,480 --> 00:02:55,479 (DOCTOR WHOTHEME) 72 00:03:41,240 --> 00:03:42,759 (HORN BLOWING) 73 00:03:56,960 --> 00:03:58,319 (CHEERING) 74 00:04:13,120 --> 00:04:15,039 ASHILDR: You're back. All of you. 75 00:04:15,720 --> 00:04:16,839 Are all of you back? 76 00:04:16,920 --> 00:04:19,519 I'm told so. I haven't counted. 77 00:04:19,600 --> 00:04:22,119 -I'm back. -(LAUGHS) 78 00:04:22,200 --> 00:04:24,039 I had a dream you'd all died. 79 00:04:24,120 --> 00:04:25,999 It was so real I thought I made it happen. 80 00:04:26,080 --> 00:04:30,279 Well, if ever does, I'm sure you'll find some way to blame yourself. 81 00:04:31,280 --> 00:04:32,599 I wish none of you had to go. 82 00:04:32,680 --> 00:04:34,919 CLARA: Plan, Doctor? Any time soon. 83 00:04:35,480 --> 00:04:37,359 -I do have a plan. -Yeah, that's what you keep saying. 84 00:04:37,440 --> 00:04:39,159 For two days on a longboat. 85 00:04:39,240 --> 00:04:40,279 Well, only because you were looking worried. 86 00:04:40,360 --> 00:04:42,199 Well, only because you kept saying, "I do have a plan." 87 00:04:42,280 --> 00:04:43,679 -I do have a plan. -There you go. 88 00:04:43,760 --> 00:04:45,039 (INHALES) 89 00:04:50,520 --> 00:04:52,559 You all right? Do you know her? 90 00:04:52,640 --> 00:04:53,759 Never seen her before in my life. 91 00:04:53,840 --> 00:04:55,959 Okay, so why are you staring? 92 00:04:56,320 --> 00:04:58,399 I don't know. Nothing, probably. 93 00:04:58,760 --> 00:05:00,319 Too much time travel. It happens. 94 00:05:00,400 --> 00:05:01,519 What happens? 95 00:05:01,600 --> 00:05:04,119 People talk about premonition as if it's something strange. 96 00:05:04,200 --> 00:05:05,399 It's not. 97 00:05:05,480 --> 00:05:07,719 It's just remembering in the wrong direction. 98 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:16,639 DOCTOR: Okay, plan. 99 00:05:17,120 --> 00:05:19,839 We meet the boss-man and we do the usual. 100 00:05:19,920 --> 00:05:21,319 -Which is? -Replace him. 101 00:05:21,400 --> 00:05:22,799 -Father. -CLARA: That one. 102 00:05:23,720 --> 00:05:26,599 To the primitive mind, advanced technology can seem like magic. 103 00:05:27,120 --> 00:05:28,399 It's gonna be the yo-yo again, isn't it? 104 00:05:28,480 --> 00:05:29,759 Yeah. 105 00:05:29,840 --> 00:05:31,159 It's in my pocket somewhere. 106 00:05:31,240 --> 00:05:33,399 VIKING: We have travelled far. We have fought... 107 00:05:33,480 --> 00:05:35,159 How did you do that? 108 00:05:35,240 --> 00:05:36,399 Magic. 109 00:05:36,480 --> 00:05:37,799 ...many miracles and much treasure. 110 00:05:38,600 --> 00:05:41,319 -(ALL EXCLAIMING) -How dare you insult our chief? 111 00:05:42,280 --> 00:05:45,879 I am very, very cross with you. 112 00:05:47,160 --> 00:05:48,599 I am very disappointed! 113 00:05:50,080 --> 00:05:54,839 I have taken human form to walk among you. 114 00:05:54,920 --> 00:05:56,519 Who are you, old man? 115 00:05:57,040 --> 00:06:01,519 Do you not recognise the sign of Odin? 116 00:06:02,880 --> 00:06:03,919 VIKING: You are not Odin. 117 00:06:04,600 --> 00:06:06,319 And that is not Odin's sign. 118 00:06:06,440 --> 00:06:08,759 Oh, and you would know that how exactly? Have you met Odin? 119 00:06:09,080 --> 00:06:11,159 Do you know what Odin looks like? 120 00:06:11,640 --> 00:06:13,359 (THUNDERCLAP) 121 00:06:22,880 --> 00:06:25,119 ODIN: Oh, my people. 122 00:06:26,040 --> 00:06:29,199 I am Odin. 123 00:06:30,560 --> 00:06:37,479 And now, your day of reward has finally dawned. 124 00:06:38,160 --> 00:06:40,799 Do not believe this foolish trickery. 125 00:06:41,680 --> 00:06:43,279 It's supposed to do that. 126 00:06:43,520 --> 00:06:48,679 Your mightiest warriors will feast with me tonight 127 00:06:49,040 --> 00:06:53,719 in the halls of Valhalla. 128 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:08,119 Stay still. Stay very, very, still. 129 00:07:08,200 --> 00:07:09,479 CLARA: That's not really Odin, is it? 130 00:07:09,560 --> 00:07:10,719 He doesn't even know yo-yo. 131 00:07:10,800 --> 00:07:12,599 (VIKINGS SCREAMING) 132 00:07:12,680 --> 00:07:13,719 CLARA: So, this is an invasion? 133 00:07:15,520 --> 00:07:17,359 No, this is a harvest. 134 00:07:19,320 --> 00:07:20,759 The strongest, the fittest... 135 00:07:21,520 --> 00:07:23,359 The weak and the young they leave behind. 136 00:07:23,440 --> 00:07:24,559 (GRUNTS) 137 00:07:26,600 --> 00:07:29,679 -We have to help them. -We have to not get chosen. 138 00:07:31,080 --> 00:07:32,159 Clara. Clara! 139 00:07:32,720 --> 00:07:33,839 Have you still got the eye-patch thing? 140 00:07:33,920 --> 00:07:34,959 (WHISPERS) Clara... 141 00:07:36,760 --> 00:07:39,679 (WHISPERING) Point it at my chains and think the word "Open." 142 00:07:44,520 --> 00:07:45,879 Say it with your mind. 143 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:51,199 DOCTOR: Clara! 144 00:07:53,080 --> 00:07:54,159 Clara! 145 00:07:55,480 --> 00:07:56,719 (CHAINS CLINKING) 146 00:08:05,320 --> 00:08:07,079 (INDISTINCT TALKING) 147 00:08:18,560 --> 00:08:19,639 MAN: Welcome to Valhalla, my ladies. 148 00:08:23,320 --> 00:08:24,959 (VIKING GRUNTING) 149 00:08:26,400 --> 00:08:27,679 (GRUNTS) 150 00:08:38,600 --> 00:08:39,759 (LAUGHS) 151 00:08:39,840 --> 00:08:40,999 No, wait. Wait! 152 00:08:41,080 --> 00:08:43,119 There's nothing to fear, strange men. 153 00:08:43,720 --> 00:08:45,519 We are Odin's chosen. 154 00:08:46,400 --> 00:08:47,479 (ELECTRICAL CRACKLING) 155 00:08:58,920 --> 00:09:00,199 (METAL RATTLING) 156 00:09:04,760 --> 00:09:06,199 The wall! It moves! 157 00:09:07,040 --> 00:09:08,519 (MEN SCREAMING INDISTINCTLY) 158 00:09:09,280 --> 00:09:11,479 Odin. Odin! 159 00:09:11,560 --> 00:09:12,879 Use your blades. Try to jam it. 160 00:09:23,440 --> 00:09:24,679 Come on. 161 00:09:28,760 --> 00:09:30,519 Quick. Pull! 162 00:09:30,600 --> 00:09:31,679 I'm trying! 163 00:09:33,200 --> 00:09:34,239 Quickly! 164 00:09:38,920 --> 00:09:39,959 (WHOOSHING) 165 00:09:51,720 --> 00:09:53,799 VIKING 1 : They took half the village. VIKING 2: Yeah. 166 00:09:53,880 --> 00:09:54,999 VIKING 2: And it was the good half. 167 00:09:55,080 --> 00:09:57,399 They went willingly to Valhalla. 168 00:09:57,800 --> 00:09:59,399 Thus would we all. 169 00:09:59,480 --> 00:10:00,599 I wouldn't. 170 00:10:01,240 --> 00:10:02,639 Well, I wouldn't. 171 00:10:02,720 --> 00:10:04,439 I'm not good with heights. 172 00:10:04,520 --> 00:10:05,799 Oh, stop it. 173 00:10:06,080 --> 00:10:08,119 All of you stop it right now. 174 00:10:09,120 --> 00:10:11,079 Homo sapiens, you are an intelligent species. 175 00:10:11,160 --> 00:10:12,839 Stop lying to yourselves. 176 00:10:12,920 --> 00:10:15,759 Choose your words carefully, false Odin. 177 00:10:15,840 --> 00:10:16,959 Yes, I am a false Odin. 178 00:10:17,040 --> 00:10:18,719 That's exactly right. I lied. 179 00:10:18,800 --> 00:10:22,039 The big fella in the sky, he lied, too. 180 00:10:22,480 --> 00:10:23,519 You all know it. 181 00:10:23,960 --> 00:10:27,199 Because what's the one thing the gods never do? 182 00:10:27,280 --> 00:10:29,359 Gods never actually show up. 183 00:10:30,480 --> 00:10:31,839 Guess what? 184 00:10:33,160 --> 00:10:34,679 You got raided. 185 00:10:35,040 --> 00:10:36,639 Guess what else? 186 00:10:36,880 --> 00:10:38,479 I lost someone who matters to me. 187 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:40,279 So did I. 188 00:11:19,560 --> 00:11:21,399 Why are we still alive? 189 00:11:21,480 --> 00:11:22,519 ODIN: Because of this. 190 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:27,239 Explain. 191 00:11:31,880 --> 00:11:33,159 CLARA: I'm sorry. 192 00:11:33,720 --> 00:11:35,399 I didn't mean to make you afraid. 193 00:11:35,480 --> 00:11:37,919 I have no reason to fear you. 194 00:11:38,160 --> 00:11:40,279 Except you've already analyzed that. 195 00:11:40,840 --> 00:11:43,319 And you know it's a technology from a civilisation 196 00:11:43,400 --> 00:11:45,719 vastly more powerful than your own. 197 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:47,799 And you will have also noticed that, um... 198 00:11:48,760 --> 00:11:50,439 I'm wearing a spacesuit. 199 00:11:51,560 --> 00:11:52,679 So I'm not from around here. 200 00:11:52,760 --> 00:11:55,519 And it's highly unlikely that I will have come alone. 201 00:11:55,600 --> 00:11:56,639 You see, you haven't killed us 202 00:11:57,080 --> 00:12:00,079 because killing us would start a fight you didn't come here to have. 203 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,239 And you're not sure you could win. 204 00:12:03,720 --> 00:12:05,599 Ooh! Hello. 205 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:10,119 Time for your medication? 206 00:12:10,560 --> 00:12:13,319 Adrenaline testosterone. 207 00:12:13,560 --> 00:12:17,639 Extracted from the finest warriors. 208 00:12:19,880 --> 00:12:20,959 (GULPING) 209 00:12:22,120 --> 00:12:23,439 (EXHALES) 210 00:12:24,800 --> 00:12:26,839 Nectar! 211 00:12:28,840 --> 00:12:31,799 Okay, you must have Vikings to make warrior juice. 212 00:12:31,880 --> 00:12:33,519 -Nice. -They what? 213 00:12:33,600 --> 00:12:34,639 CLARA: Why play God? 214 00:12:34,720 --> 00:12:37,279 What is a God but the cattle's name for farmer? 215 00:12:37,600 --> 00:12:40,839 What is heaven but the gilded door of the abattoir? 216 00:12:40,920 --> 00:12:42,599 You're not a farmer. 217 00:12:42,680 --> 00:12:44,319 You're a thief caught in the act. 218 00:12:44,400 --> 00:12:46,839 I don't understand. Mashed up? 219 00:12:46,920 --> 00:12:48,839 -What are you saying? -Hush. 220 00:12:48,920 --> 00:12:50,159 Go. Now. 221 00:12:50,240 --> 00:12:51,879 Go find Vikings on other planets. 222 00:12:51,960 --> 00:12:53,919 The universe is full of testosterone. 223 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:55,639 Trust me, it's unbearable. 224 00:12:55,720 --> 00:12:57,239 We won't follow you. See? 225 00:12:59,360 --> 00:13:00,399 We don't need to fight. 226 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:02,239 War is our way. 227 00:13:02,320 --> 00:13:04,519 Ask yourself, is this a war you really want? 228 00:13:06,640 --> 00:13:07,719 ASHILDR: Yes! 229 00:13:09,800 --> 00:13:12,079 You'll pay for what you have done here today. 230 00:13:12,160 --> 00:13:14,679 I am a Viking. Ashildr. 231 00:13:14,760 --> 00:13:16,199 Daughter of Ionhar. 232 00:13:16,280 --> 00:13:18,079 You have mocked our Gods, 233 00:13:18,400 --> 00:13:19,959 killed our warriors. 234 00:13:20,040 --> 00:13:21,839 And we'll crush you on the field of battle. 235 00:13:21,920 --> 00:13:24,239 -That's better. -You were about to leave. 236 00:13:24,320 --> 00:13:25,959 You almost had me talking. 237 00:13:26,040 --> 00:13:27,319 Talk is for cowards. 238 00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:30,519 -No, no, no. Listen to me. -I accept your challenge. 239 00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:32,519 -We will crush you. -Oh, please. Shut up. 240 00:13:32,600 --> 00:13:34,679 Shall we say, this time tomorrow? 241 00:13:34,760 --> 00:13:37,639 Ten of my warriors versus the best of your village. 242 00:13:37,720 --> 00:13:39,679 -You will beg for mercy. -(LAUGHS) 243 00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:42,359 I will send you back. 244 00:13:42,560 --> 00:13:47,439 You can inform your people of their impending destruction. 245 00:13:47,520 --> 00:13:50,159 -CLARA: Why are you doing this? -Why else? 246 00:13:50,240 --> 00:13:52,999 The joy of war. 247 00:13:53,840 --> 00:13:57,119 Can't you see it on my face? 248 00:13:58,600 --> 00:13:59,799 (BEEPS) 249 00:14:11,920 --> 00:14:12,919 (GRUNTS) 250 00:14:15,280 --> 00:14:16,879 -Clara. -My child. 251 00:14:18,240 --> 00:14:19,959 Clara! Clara! 252 00:14:24,880 --> 00:14:26,359 I'm not a hugger. 253 00:14:26,440 --> 00:14:28,639 -Ah. This is... -Oh! No. 254 00:14:29,960 --> 00:14:31,439 Where are the others? 255 00:14:33,680 --> 00:14:34,679 I'm sorry, Father. 256 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,599 I looked them up at my 2,000 year diary. 257 00:14:36,680 --> 00:14:38,199 -They are called the Mire. -Okay, Listen. 258 00:14:38,280 --> 00:14:40,719 They are one of the deadliest warrior races in the entire galaxy. 259 00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:41,919 -Okay. -But they are practical. 260 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:43,119 They get what they want and then they go. 261 00:14:43,560 --> 00:14:45,599 You persuaded them to go, didn't you? I knew that you would. 262 00:14:45,680 --> 00:14:46,839 The deadliest warrior race in the galaxy? 263 00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:48,719 One of them. Yes, why? 264 00:14:49,400 --> 00:14:51,639 Because I think this village just declared war on them. 265 00:14:55,160 --> 00:14:57,279 They're coming here tomorrow, 1 0 of them, 266 00:14:57,360 --> 00:14:58,879 to kill everybody in the village. 267 00:15:00,080 --> 00:15:02,399 Ashildr, is this true? 268 00:15:03,160 --> 00:15:04,359 It's my fault. 269 00:15:04,480 --> 00:15:08,199 Not every misfortune that befalls this village is down to you. 270 00:15:09,800 --> 00:15:11,399 She thinks she brings us bad luck. 271 00:15:11,480 --> 00:15:13,159 What bad luck? You haven't had any bad luck. 272 00:15:13,240 --> 00:15:14,239 You're fine. 273 00:15:14,320 --> 00:15:16,799 -We're about to be attacked by... -DOCTOR: Yes, yes, yes, yes. 274 00:15:16,880 --> 00:15:19,199 With a whole day to spare. 275 00:15:19,600 --> 00:15:20,919 So, leave. 276 00:15:21,360 --> 00:15:22,599 Hop it. Take off. 277 00:15:23,800 --> 00:15:25,559 Into the woods, split up, hide. 278 00:15:25,760 --> 00:15:27,439 Hang about there for a week, come back home. 279 00:15:27,520 --> 00:15:29,839 Make puddings and babies. That's basically what you do, isn't it? 280 00:15:30,640 --> 00:15:32,279 We cannot leave this village. 281 00:15:33,640 --> 00:15:35,079 Yes, you can. 282 00:15:35,640 --> 00:15:36,999 Just pick a direction. 283 00:15:37,080 --> 00:15:39,519 Fly like a bird, run like a nose. 284 00:15:39,760 --> 00:15:41,399 It's probably a Vikings' saying, I haven't checked that. 285 00:15:41,800 --> 00:15:43,919 No. We will fight. 286 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:45,759 (VIKINGS AGREEING) 287 00:15:46,360 --> 00:15:47,479 DOCTOR: Really? 288 00:15:47,560 --> 00:15:48,839 Well, I don't know if you remember, 289 00:15:48,920 --> 00:15:51,559 but they actually took away all your fighters. 290 00:15:51,640 --> 00:15:53,119 So, uh, what are you? 291 00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:55,679 Farmers, fishermen, 292 00:15:55,880 --> 00:15:58,679 web designers. Maybe not that last one. 293 00:15:59,120 --> 00:16:00,359 (WEAPONS CLANKING) 294 00:16:00,640 --> 00:16:02,119 We are Vikings! 295 00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:03,279 (ALL CHEERING) 296 00:16:06,280 --> 00:16:07,279 Okay. (CLAPS) 297 00:16:08,720 --> 00:16:09,919 Tell me this. 298 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:15,079 How many people here have actually held a sword in battle? 299 00:16:16,880 --> 00:16:18,559 By show of hands. 300 00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:23,959 Mmm-hmm. Yeah, baby. 301 00:16:38,840 --> 00:16:44,159 The Mire are coming for each and every one of you. 302 00:16:44,760 --> 00:16:45,759 -(SWORD CLANKING) -So, what're you gonna do? 303 00:16:46,560 --> 00:16:47,679 Raise crops at them? 304 00:16:47,760 --> 00:16:49,359 If necessary. 305 00:16:49,440 --> 00:16:50,959 I think he was being sarcastic. 306 00:16:51,040 --> 00:16:53,519 We're not cowards. We do not run. 307 00:16:53,720 --> 00:16:56,279 And a death in battle is a death with honour. 308 00:16:56,360 --> 00:16:57,359 ALL: Aye. 309 00:16:57,440 --> 00:16:58,879 (BABY CRYING) 310 00:17:03,760 --> 00:17:05,959 DOCTOR: Do babies die with honour? 311 00:17:12,920 --> 00:17:15,759 I am afraid, Mother. 312 00:17:18,440 --> 00:17:20,039 Hold me, Mother. 313 00:17:21,160 --> 00:17:22,479 I'm afraid. 314 00:17:23,840 --> 00:17:25,559 Um, he speaks baby. 315 00:17:26,960 --> 00:17:28,919 DOCTOR: Turn your face towards me, Mother, for you're... 316 00:17:30,360 --> 00:17:31,519 (SCOFFS) 317 00:17:32,080 --> 00:17:33,559 You're beautiful... 318 00:17:33,640 --> 00:17:35,519 (BABY CONTINUES CRYING) 319 00:17:35,600 --> 00:17:37,599 And I will sing for you. 320 00:17:39,280 --> 00:17:40,599 I'm afraid, 321 00:17:42,120 --> 00:17:43,679 but I will sing. 322 00:17:45,160 --> 00:17:47,959 Babies think that laughter is singing, did you know that? 323 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:52,719 I applaud your courage, but I deplore your stupidity. 324 00:17:53,480 --> 00:17:56,399 And I will mourn your deaths, which will be terrifying, 325 00:17:57,400 --> 00:18:01,039 painful and without honour. 326 00:18:08,280 --> 00:18:09,439 Stay. 327 00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:12,919 You could help us. I know you could. 328 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:14,799 I told you to run. 329 00:18:14,880 --> 00:18:16,399 That's all the help you need. 330 00:18:19,160 --> 00:18:20,919 That's all the help you're getting. 331 00:18:34,840 --> 00:18:37,519 The Earth is safe, humanity is not in danger. 332 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,079 It's just one village. 333 00:18:42,520 --> 00:18:43,719 Just one village? 334 00:18:43,800 --> 00:18:46,279 Suppose I saved it, by some miracle, 335 00:18:46,360 --> 00:18:48,239 no TARDIS, no sonic... 336 00:18:49,240 --> 00:18:51,719 Just one village defeats the Mire. 337 00:18:53,240 --> 00:18:54,599 What then? 338 00:18:55,080 --> 00:18:56,999 Word gets around, 339 00:18:57,080 --> 00:18:59,399 Earth becomes a target of strategic value 340 00:18:59,480 --> 00:19:01,399 and the Mire come back. 341 00:19:02,440 --> 00:19:04,359 And God knows what else. 342 00:19:05,720 --> 00:19:08,119 Ripples into tidal waves, 343 00:19:09,200 --> 00:19:10,959 until everybody dies. 344 00:19:11,960 --> 00:19:13,399 (BABY CRYING) 345 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:23,159 -What's it saying? -She. 346 00:19:23,240 --> 00:19:24,679 She's afraid. 347 00:19:25,640 --> 00:19:27,399 Babies sense danger. They have to. 348 00:19:27,480 --> 00:19:28,759 Tell me. 349 00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:34,879 Mother, I hear thunder. Mother, I hear shouting. 350 00:19:34,960 --> 00:19:37,679 You're my world, but I hear other worlds now. 351 00:19:38,920 --> 00:19:42,839 Beyond the unfolding of your smile... 352 00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:46,999 (BABY CONTINUES CRYING) 353 00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:49,719 ...is that other kindness. 354 00:19:50,840 --> 00:19:53,799 I'm afraid. Will they be kind? 355 00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:55,959 The sky is crying now, 356 00:19:57,840 --> 00:19:59,639 fire in the water, 357 00:20:02,360 --> 00:20:04,039 fire in the water. 358 00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:14,039 You just decided to stay. 359 00:20:14,120 --> 00:20:15,639 (CRYING STOPS) 360 00:20:19,240 --> 00:20:20,799 The baby stopped crying. 361 00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:32,679 So, when I say "Move," you move. 362 00:20:33,080 --> 00:20:34,919 When I say, "Jump," you say, "How high?" 363 00:20:35,320 --> 00:20:36,679 Unless, of course, there's a gap of some kind 364 00:20:36,760 --> 00:20:38,919 which, of course, means you jump horizontally. 365 00:20:39,320 --> 00:20:40,439 Yes, what is it, Lofty? 366 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:44,319 Sir, my name's not actually "Lofty." It's Br... 367 00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:45,639 No, it's not. It's Lofty. 368 00:20:45,720 --> 00:20:46,919 I've got too much to think about 369 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:48,319 without everybody having their own names. 370 00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:50,079 So, it's Lofty. 371 00:20:50,160 --> 00:20:52,079 You're Lofty, you're Daphne. 372 00:20:52,840 --> 00:20:54,919 You're Noggin the Nog. 373 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:56,319 ZZ Top. 374 00:20:56,400 --> 00:20:58,039 And you're, uh... 375 00:21:00,400 --> 00:21:01,599 Heidi. 376 00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:04,199 So, we'll try that again. 377 00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:05,439 Lofty? 378 00:21:05,520 --> 00:21:07,719 -What is it? -Sorry, sir. It's just... 379 00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:09,919 Why aren't we practising with real swords? 380 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:13,199 Yes, perhaps, you'd like to field this one, Limpy. 381 00:21:14,480 --> 00:21:16,479 Because we can't be trusted with them. 382 00:21:16,560 --> 00:21:18,279 That's right. Yes. 383 00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:19,999 You'll be given your real swords back 384 00:21:20,080 --> 00:21:22,279 when you can prove that you can wave them around 385 00:21:22,640 --> 00:21:24,159 without lopping bits off yourself. 386 00:21:24,240 --> 00:21:25,279 Heidi! 387 00:21:25,360 --> 00:21:26,599 Why are your eyes closed? 388 00:21:26,680 --> 00:21:29,039 Sorry, sir, just not that good with the sight of blood. 389 00:21:31,240 --> 00:21:33,359 No, of course you're not. 390 00:21:34,440 --> 00:21:36,399 Swords against those creatures... 391 00:21:36,680 --> 00:21:38,439 That won't work, will it? 392 00:21:38,520 --> 00:21:39,919 He's just warming up. 393 00:21:40,200 --> 00:21:42,159 He hasn't got a plan, yet, 394 00:21:42,640 --> 00:21:44,359 but he will have. 395 00:21:45,480 --> 00:21:47,239 And it'll be spectacular. 396 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:48,879 (DOCTOR WHISTLING) 397 00:21:51,280 --> 00:21:54,319 Enough theory. I'm handing out the real swords. 398 00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:57,519 (LAUGHS) 399 00:21:58,800 --> 00:22:01,319 -(HORN BLOWING) -(PEOPLE BUSTLING) 400 00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:03,239 That could have gone better. 401 00:22:03,320 --> 00:22:04,799 (EXCLAIMS) 402 00:22:04,880 --> 00:22:05,999 Morning. 403 00:22:06,640 --> 00:22:07,919 What happened? 404 00:22:09,040 --> 00:22:10,119 The big bang? 405 00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:13,119 Dinosaurs, bipeds, a mounting sense of futility. 406 00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:16,959 More recently, Chuckles hit Lofty over the head, 407 00:22:17,040 --> 00:22:18,759 on his helmet with a sword, 408 00:22:18,840 --> 00:22:20,319 which knocked him out, there was a little blood, 409 00:22:20,400 --> 00:22:23,119 which you saw, and did that. 410 00:22:24,280 --> 00:22:25,599 Only the first time, you did it, 411 00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:27,839 you knocked a torch into some hay, which spooked a horse 412 00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:31,759 who kicked open the gate, and I'm sure that you can fill in the rest. 413 00:22:49,520 --> 00:22:51,079 (THUNDERCLAP) 414 00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:56,119 Weird sounding thunder. 415 00:22:57,200 --> 00:22:58,879 That's not thunder. 416 00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:02,239 It's the weapon forges of the Mire, 417 00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:04,719 making sure we hear them. 418 00:23:06,120 --> 00:23:07,639 -Well? -Well... 419 00:23:07,880 --> 00:23:10,879 Heidi faints at the mention of blood, not just the sight any more. 420 00:23:10,960 --> 00:23:12,359 He's actually upgraded his phobia. 421 00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:13,799 Chuckles... 422 00:23:14,280 --> 00:23:16,439 He questions every single order you give him, 423 00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:17,639 which is gonna be a little... 424 00:23:17,720 --> 00:23:18,759 A little bit difficult, 425 00:23:18,840 --> 00:23:19,959 a little bit tricky in the heat of battle. 426 00:23:20,040 --> 00:23:22,719 I keep waiting to hear what your real plan is. 427 00:23:22,800 --> 00:23:25,599 Teaching them to fight, that's the only plan I've got. 428 00:23:25,680 --> 00:23:27,719 Turning them into fighters? That's not like you. 429 00:23:27,920 --> 00:23:30,679 -Yeah, I used to believe that, too. -(LAUGHS) 430 00:23:30,760 --> 00:23:31,959 -What happened? -You. 431 00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:35,319 Oh, Clara Oswald. 432 00:23:36,600 --> 00:23:38,439 What have I made of you? 433 00:23:39,920 --> 00:23:41,239 It doesn't matter how well you train them, 434 00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:42,359 it's not gonna make a difference. 435 00:23:42,440 --> 00:23:44,039 They'll die fighting, with honour. 436 00:23:44,120 --> 00:23:45,879 To a Viking, that's all the difference in the world. 437 00:23:45,960 --> 00:23:48,479 A good death? Is that the best they can hope for? 438 00:23:48,560 --> 00:23:50,839 A good death is the best anyone can hope for, 439 00:23:51,280 --> 00:23:53,079 unless you happen to be immortal. 440 00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:56,879 -Sorry. -CLARA: No problem. 441 00:23:58,520 --> 00:24:00,639 DOCTOR: Good night. CLARA: You've made an impact there. 442 00:24:00,720 --> 00:24:02,239 -Stop it. -What, she's nice. 443 00:24:02,320 --> 00:24:04,359 -I'll fight you for her. -The human race. 444 00:24:04,840 --> 00:24:05,959 You're obsessed. 445 00:24:06,040 --> 00:24:09,039 -You all need to get a hobby. -I've got a hobby. Thanks. 446 00:24:10,160 --> 00:24:11,279 It's you, by the way. 447 00:24:12,040 --> 00:24:13,159 Well, get a new one. 448 00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:16,639 -Not this. -Tomorrow it's gonna be a bloodbath. 449 00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:17,759 Don't even ask. 450 00:24:17,840 --> 00:24:19,999 These people all died hundreds of years before you were even born. 451 00:24:20,080 --> 00:24:21,119 -I'm not running. -I have a duty of care. 452 00:24:21,200 --> 00:24:22,879 No, you don't because I've never asked for that. 453 00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:23,999 Every time we do something like this, 454 00:24:24,080 --> 00:24:25,879 I keep thinking, "What if something happens to you?" 455 00:24:25,960 --> 00:24:26,999 Well, stop thinking about me. 456 00:24:27,080 --> 00:24:29,079 And start thinking about them, because you're missing something. 457 00:24:29,160 --> 00:24:30,479 -What? -How're you gonna win? 458 00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:33,399 You always miss it, right up until the last minute. 459 00:24:33,480 --> 00:24:36,079 So, put down your sword, stop playing soldier, and 460 00:24:36,280 --> 00:24:37,359 look for it. 461 00:24:38,160 --> 00:24:39,919 Start winning, Doctor. 462 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:41,599 It's what you're good at. 463 00:24:41,680 --> 00:24:45,199 ASHILDR: So, we meet again, fake Odin. 464 00:24:45,720 --> 00:24:47,999 Valhalla burns around you. 465 00:24:48,080 --> 00:24:50,199 Your army is destroyed. 466 00:24:50,640 --> 00:24:54,999 -And now, it is time for you to die! -(CLEARS THROAT) 467 00:24:57,080 --> 00:24:59,079 -How long have you been there? -Is that for a puppet? 468 00:24:59,160 --> 00:25:00,199 Oh, I love puppets. 469 00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:03,199 I make puppets sometimes when I'm... 470 00:25:03,280 --> 00:25:04,319 Frightened. 471 00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:08,759 When the raiding parties go out, I make up stories about their battles. 472 00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:10,839 Because if you make up the right story, 473 00:25:10,920 --> 00:25:13,319 you think it will keep them safe and they'll all come home. 474 00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:15,719 That's okay. 475 00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:18,119 You're not the first person to ever have done that. 476 00:25:19,800 --> 00:25:22,479 -Why are you here? -I'm looking for something I'm missing. 477 00:25:26,520 --> 00:25:28,839 What do you think our chances are tomorrow? 478 00:25:32,840 --> 00:25:34,959 We'll be cut down like corn. 479 00:25:36,280 --> 00:25:40,079 By this time tomorrow, every single one of us will be dead. 480 00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:42,279 Yeah. 481 00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:48,279 (SIGHS) 482 00:25:50,920 --> 00:25:53,879 -You could go. -There's nowhere for me except here. 483 00:25:54,440 --> 00:25:56,079 This is my place. 484 00:25:57,000 --> 00:26:00,759 The sky, the hills, the sea, the people... 485 00:26:02,640 --> 00:26:04,359 Is there nowhere like that for you? 486 00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:06,919 Oh, I like a nice view as much as anyone. 487 00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:08,919 -But... -Can't wait for the next one. 488 00:26:10,680 --> 00:26:12,199 I pity you. 489 00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:13,559 I will mourn for you. 490 00:26:15,120 --> 00:26:16,599 I know which I'd prefer. 491 00:26:17,480 --> 00:26:19,039 You think they are all idiots, don't you? 492 00:26:19,120 --> 00:26:20,359 What, you mean, the rest of the universe? 493 00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:22,119 Um, basically, yes, I do. 494 00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:24,279 But they're kind and brave and strong. 495 00:26:24,520 --> 00:26:26,119 -And I love them. -Good. 496 00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:27,959 Good, but that won't save you. 497 00:26:28,040 --> 00:26:29,879 I've always been different. 498 00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:32,439 All my life, I've known that. 499 00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:35,759 The girls all thought I was a boy. 500 00:26:36,400 --> 00:26:38,599 The boys all said I was just a girl. 501 00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:41,359 My head is always full of stories. 502 00:26:42,120 --> 00:26:43,559 I know I'm strange. 503 00:26:45,720 --> 00:26:47,799 Everyone knows I'm strange. 504 00:26:48,120 --> 00:26:49,879 But here, I'm loved. 505 00:26:50,360 --> 00:26:52,839 You tell me to run to save my life. 506 00:26:53,840 --> 00:26:57,159 I tell you that leaving this place would be death itself. 507 00:27:03,160 --> 00:27:06,119 I cannot keep you safe. I do not have the strength. 508 00:27:06,680 --> 00:27:09,079 But I will try to till the last beat of my heart. 509 00:27:09,520 --> 00:27:10,919 (BABY CRYING) 510 00:27:12,680 --> 00:27:15,359 If you seek to mock me in this moment... 511 00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:17,239 No. No. 512 00:27:17,320 --> 00:27:19,919 No, you go ahead. You cry all you like. 513 00:27:20,280 --> 00:27:22,519 Speaking of cry, is that... Is that baby getting closer? 514 00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:24,039 (BABY CRYING) 515 00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:25,999 Why is Lofty stealing the baby? 516 00:27:26,640 --> 00:27:27,759 That's his child. 517 00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:29,479 Oh. 518 00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:31,879 -Where is he taking her? -ASHILDR: The boathouse. 519 00:27:31,960 --> 00:27:34,119 He takes her to the boathouse when she won't settle. 520 00:27:34,360 --> 00:27:35,879 She likes the fish. 521 00:27:36,840 --> 00:27:38,319 Why would she? 522 00:27:41,320 --> 00:27:45,159 Fire in the water. 523 00:27:45,840 --> 00:27:47,919 Fire in the water. Fire... 524 00:27:48,280 --> 00:27:50,039 Fire in... Fire in the water. 525 00:27:51,080 --> 00:27:52,599 Fire in the water! That's it! 526 00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:54,759 That's it. That's it. That's what I've been missing. 527 00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:56,119 Clara, I found it! 528 00:27:56,200 --> 00:27:57,639 Clara! Clara! 529 00:27:58,360 --> 00:27:59,599 (BABY CRYING) 530 00:28:00,120 --> 00:28:01,879 Lofty! Oh! 531 00:28:01,960 --> 00:28:04,159 I had no idea that that was your baby. 532 00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:05,279 Hello, baby. 533 00:28:05,360 --> 00:28:06,599 I had no idea this was your junior parent. 534 00:28:06,680 --> 00:28:08,279 I'm trying to settle her. She likes all the fish. 535 00:28:08,360 --> 00:28:10,039 Okay, you're shouting. What's happened? 536 00:28:10,120 --> 00:28:11,239 You trapped your finger in something again? 537 00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:13,279 Chuckles, bedtime is cancelled. Everybody off the hard stuff. 538 00:28:13,360 --> 00:28:14,839 We have a long night's work ahead of us. 539 00:28:14,920 --> 00:28:16,799 I'm gonna need a blacksmith. Who's the blacksmith? 540 00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:17,919 I'm the blacksmith. 541 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:19,679 What? Are you the blacksmith? And you got a baby, too. 542 00:28:19,760 --> 00:28:22,079 -He's been at it hammer and tongs. -Doctor, explain. What's happening? 543 00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:24,319 There's gonna be a war tomorrow. 544 00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:26,679 And here's some news, this just in. 545 00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:28,159 We're gonna win the hell out of it. 546 00:28:30,520 --> 00:28:33,319 -How? -Ashildr, this is your village, 547 00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:35,999 and you will never have to leave it. I swear. 548 00:28:36,080 --> 00:28:37,119 Seriously, how? 549 00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:40,439 I told you that we were basically doomed. 550 00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:45,999 Did no one in this two-horn town think to mention that you had eels? 551 00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:50,999 -Eels? -I give you fire in the water. 552 00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:54,279 Electric eels. 553 00:28:54,360 --> 00:28:55,399 Yes. Yes. 554 00:28:55,960 --> 00:28:57,759 I know exactly how you feel. 555 00:28:57,840 --> 00:28:58,879 Well, not exactly. 556 00:28:59,480 --> 00:29:01,039 She needs changing. 557 00:29:02,600 --> 00:29:06,639 -Plan, then? -And it is a doozy. 558 00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:10,359 We need to pull that silvery stuff out of Clara's spacesuit. 559 00:29:10,440 --> 00:29:13,439 We can use it to magnify the electrical charge. 560 00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:16,239 And stop looking confused, look happy! 561 00:29:16,320 --> 00:29:18,999 Winning is all about looking happier than the other guy. 562 00:29:20,880 --> 00:29:23,919 Always walk briskly, it makes you a moving target. 563 00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:25,599 Uh... Oh, that's for Lofty! Lofty! 564 00:29:26,960 --> 00:29:28,519 And talk with confidence. 565 00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:29,839 Even if you are terrified. 566 00:29:29,920 --> 00:29:31,559 Act as if you know their plan, 567 00:29:31,640 --> 00:29:33,679 and sometimes, if you are very lucky, 568 00:29:33,760 --> 00:29:35,479 they'll actually tell you it. 569 00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:37,319 Ah. This is for Ashildr. 570 00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:40,799 Then, we deploy the anvil. 571 00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:43,639 Now, at this stage, getting one of their helmets is key. 572 00:29:43,720 --> 00:29:46,199 We get a helmet and this is over. 573 00:29:46,280 --> 00:29:49,799 Then we can mop up the rest using Ashildr's monstrosity. 574 00:29:57,560 --> 00:29:59,759 That is rubbish. 575 00:29:59,840 --> 00:30:01,039 I know. 576 00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:04,999 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 577 00:30:23,080 --> 00:30:24,599 (VIKINGS CHEERING) 578 00:30:30,240 --> 00:30:31,879 Hey! Hello, hey. 579 00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:35,199 I'm the Doctor. It's lovely to meet you to face to, uh... Convincing hologram. 580 00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:37,199 You could always go... (IMITATES BUZZING) ...and get rid of it. 581 00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:39,799 No? No, on second thoughts, don't. That, that... That suits you. 582 00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:41,799 It is time to fight. 583 00:30:41,880 --> 00:30:43,759 DOCTOR: No, no, no. We decided against that. 584 00:30:43,840 --> 00:30:45,159 We thought we'd just have a party! 585 00:30:45,240 --> 00:30:46,399 (ALL CHEERING) 586 00:30:46,480 --> 00:30:48,199 ODIN: Let me put it another way. 587 00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:50,119 You fight or you die. 588 00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:51,719 We are unarmed. 589 00:30:52,120 --> 00:30:55,239 There isn't a single weapon in this room, 590 00:30:55,320 --> 00:30:57,559 which I'm sure your systems are telling you that. 591 00:30:58,720 --> 00:31:02,519 You wouldn't open fire on unarmed civilians, would you? 592 00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:05,119 It wouldn't be the first time. 593 00:31:07,280 --> 00:31:08,759 (METAL CLINKING) 594 00:31:17,800 --> 00:31:18,919 Chuckles, now! 595 00:31:19,560 --> 00:31:21,119 (ELECTRICAL CRACKLING) 596 00:31:28,680 --> 00:31:30,159 (SCREAMING) 597 00:31:32,680 --> 00:31:33,759 Chuckles, switch! 598 00:31:34,640 --> 00:31:36,399 (ELECTRICAL CRACKLING) 599 00:31:50,040 --> 00:31:52,079 -Chuckles, off! -Oh! 600 00:31:55,800 --> 00:31:56,959 Don't move! 601 00:31:58,240 --> 00:31:59,279 Go! 602 00:32:01,760 --> 00:32:02,799 CLARA: How's it going? 603 00:32:02,880 --> 00:32:04,439 Reversing the polarity of the neutron flow. 604 00:32:04,520 --> 00:32:05,759 I bet that means something. It sounds great. 605 00:32:06,120 --> 00:32:07,359 Ashildr! 606 00:32:10,480 --> 00:32:11,999 -Are you ready? -I'm scared. 607 00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:14,599 You were born for this. 608 00:32:15,360 --> 00:32:16,439 (INHALES) 609 00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:19,119 Show them a story they will never forget. 610 00:32:19,200 --> 00:32:20,759 (LASERS FIRING) 611 00:32:28,560 --> 00:32:30,279 (INHALES SHARPLY) 612 00:32:38,800 --> 00:32:40,479 (ROARS) 613 00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:44,359 (GRUNTING) 614 00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:47,039 What is this beast? 615 00:32:47,120 --> 00:32:48,399 (LASER GUN FIRING) 616 00:32:48,960 --> 00:32:50,279 It's impossible! 617 00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:55,999 MIRE: Withdraw! Withdraw! 618 00:32:56,080 --> 00:32:57,599 Stand and fight! 619 00:32:57,840 --> 00:32:59,159 (ROARING) 620 00:33:01,160 --> 00:33:02,319 Withdraw! 621 00:33:03,480 --> 00:33:04,719 DOCTOR: See how they run! 622 00:33:05,680 --> 00:33:07,199 Withdraw! 623 00:33:08,080 --> 00:33:09,119 Cowards! 624 00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:10,519 Withdraw! 625 00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:13,119 That enough, Ashildr, story's over. 626 00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:15,359 Happy ending. 627 00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:17,199 (ROARING) 628 00:33:19,840 --> 00:33:20,839 (TRUMPET BLARING) 629 00:33:21,640 --> 00:33:22,999 (LAUGHING) 630 00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:26,959 (FLOORBOARD CREAKING) 631 00:33:28,720 --> 00:33:31,199 -What trickery is this? -DOCTOR: Ha! 632 00:33:31,280 --> 00:33:33,679 Says the man with a fake face! 633 00:33:33,760 --> 00:33:36,759 Well, you see, that's the trouble with viewing reality through technology. 634 00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:38,839 It's all too easy to feed in a new reality. 635 00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:40,359 Have you got it? Great. 636 00:33:40,440 --> 00:33:42,999 A story to save a town. 637 00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:45,639 And a puppet from a nightmare. 638 00:33:46,320 --> 00:33:49,799 You see, you've just seen the world through the eyes of a storyteller. 639 00:33:49,880 --> 00:33:53,799 The mighty armies of the Mire, brutal, sadistic, undefeated. 640 00:33:53,880 --> 00:33:55,119 Even I believed the stories. 641 00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:57,439 But after today, no one will again. 642 00:33:57,520 --> 00:34:02,039 An army like yours, it lives or dies on its reputation, its story. 643 00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:05,719 And today, you were sent packing by a handful of farmers and fishermen. 644 00:34:05,800 --> 00:34:07,959 -(LAUGHING) -Not to mention the whole, 645 00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:10,799 wetting your pants and running away from a puppet debacle... 646 00:34:10,880 --> 00:34:12,719 (LAUGHING) See, that was really funny. 647 00:34:13,560 --> 00:34:14,959 That was hilarious. 648 00:34:15,040 --> 00:34:17,359 It's just lucky that nobody recorded that. 649 00:34:19,320 --> 00:34:20,879 -Wait a minute, we did. -(RECORDER BEEPS) 650 00:34:20,960 --> 00:34:22,239 Cowards! 651 00:34:22,320 --> 00:34:23,799 You see, all it needed was the Benny Hilltheme. 652 00:34:23,880 --> 00:34:25,999 -The Benny Hilltheme, yes. -(LAUGHS) 653 00:34:26,080 --> 00:34:29,599 Now you see, we could just keep this as a funny little film, 654 00:34:29,680 --> 00:34:32,439 and play it every year at the Christmas party or, 655 00:34:32,520 --> 00:34:36,399 I could upload it to the galactic hub and get a second opinion. 656 00:34:36,480 --> 00:34:38,199 So the question you need to ask yourself is this. 657 00:34:38,720 --> 00:34:41,799 Just how important is your reputation to you? 658 00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:44,919 Here's a little sneak preview, piped straight into your helmets, 659 00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:46,039 free of charge. 660 00:34:46,120 --> 00:34:47,239 (RECORDER BEEPS) 661 00:34:48,240 --> 00:34:49,959 -(BENNY HILL THEME PLAYING) -Ah, wait. 662 00:34:51,440 --> 00:34:53,599 -Cowards... -(LASERS FIRING) 663 00:34:55,040 --> 00:34:56,999 -DOCTOR: If you don't leave right now... -(RECORDER BEEPS) 664 00:34:57,080 --> 00:35:01,279 ...I'll put it out there for all to see and no one will fear you again. 665 00:35:01,360 --> 00:35:06,239 This humiliation will not go unpunished. 666 00:35:06,920 --> 00:35:08,999 We will meet again. 667 00:35:10,160 --> 00:35:12,519 Oh, I hacked your teleporter, sorry. 668 00:35:12,600 --> 00:35:14,279 (VIKINGS CHEERING) 669 00:35:15,720 --> 00:35:16,759 (LAUGHS) 670 00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:41,559 You did it, Ashildr. 671 00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:42,919 You did it. 672 00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:44,359 You saved us all! 673 00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:53,079 Ashildr? 674 00:35:53,160 --> 00:35:55,319 Get the helmet off her. Get it off now. 675 00:35:55,400 --> 00:35:56,519 (GRUNTING) 676 00:35:59,840 --> 00:36:00,839 Ashildr... 677 00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:08,999 No pulse. 678 00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:11,079 I think... 679 00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:18,439 Doctor, is she dead? 680 00:36:18,680 --> 00:36:20,199 (ALL GASPING) 681 00:36:23,280 --> 00:36:24,279 I'm sorry. 682 00:36:27,280 --> 00:36:28,559 (WHIMPERING) 683 00:36:31,320 --> 00:36:33,799 I'm really, terribly sorry. 684 00:36:55,560 --> 00:36:58,479 -Heart failure, yeah? -Yeah. 685 00:37:02,600 --> 00:37:04,559 I plugged her into the machine. 686 00:37:06,440 --> 00:37:08,199 Used her up like a battery. 687 00:37:11,080 --> 00:37:12,359 (SIGHS) 688 00:37:14,640 --> 00:37:16,479 I'm so sick of losing. 689 00:37:18,320 --> 00:37:19,879 You didn't lose. 690 00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:22,759 You saved the town. 691 00:37:26,280 --> 00:37:27,759 I don't mean the war. 692 00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:31,639 I'll lose any war you like. 693 00:37:35,880 --> 00:37:37,959 I'm sick of losing people. 694 00:37:42,040 --> 00:37:47,439 Look at you with your eyes, you're never giving up to anger, 695 00:37:48,440 --> 00:37:50,079 and your kindness. 696 00:37:51,920 --> 00:37:55,559 One day, the memory of that will hurt so much 697 00:37:55,640 --> 00:37:57,719 that I won't be able to breathe, and I will do what I always do, 698 00:37:57,800 --> 00:38:01,159 I'll get in my box and I'll run and I'll run... 699 00:38:01,960 --> 00:38:06,239 In case all the pain ever catches up, and every place I go, it will be there. 700 00:38:06,320 --> 00:38:07,639 You did your best. 701 00:38:09,080 --> 00:38:11,119 She died. There's nothing you can do. 702 00:38:11,400 --> 00:38:13,799 I can do anything. 703 00:38:15,720 --> 00:38:17,239 There's nothing I can't do. 704 00:38:17,320 --> 00:38:18,479 Nothing. 705 00:38:19,640 --> 00:38:21,559 But I'm not supposed to. 706 00:38:22,760 --> 00:38:25,479 Ripples, tidal waves, rules. 707 00:38:26,280 --> 00:38:27,719 I'm not supposed to. 708 00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:36,479 Oh. 709 00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:40,319 (EXCLAIMS) 710 00:38:43,480 --> 00:38:44,679 What? What's wrong? 711 00:38:44,760 --> 00:38:46,119 My face... 712 00:38:48,280 --> 00:38:49,519 Who frowned me this face? 713 00:38:50,440 --> 00:38:52,359 Why this one? Why did I choose... 714 00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:54,119 This face? 715 00:38:54,200 --> 00:38:56,359 CLARA: Doctor? What's wrong with your face? 716 00:38:57,320 --> 00:38:58,679 I think I know why I chose it. 717 00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:01,319 It's like I'm trying to tell myself something. 718 00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:04,319 I think I know what I'm trying to say. 719 00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:07,559 Just someone, not the whole town. 720 00:39:09,320 --> 00:39:10,359 Just save someone. 721 00:39:12,360 --> 00:39:13,479 Come with me... 722 00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:18,919 I know where I got this face and I know what it is for. 723 00:39:19,560 --> 00:39:20,599 Okay, what's it for? 724 00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:25,319 To remind me, to hold me to the mark. 725 00:39:26,440 --> 00:39:29,559 I'm the Doctor, and I save people. 726 00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:31,999 And if anyone happens to be listening, 727 00:39:32,080 --> 00:39:34,439 anyone have a kind of a problem with that, 728 00:39:35,320 --> 00:39:36,999 to hell with you! 729 00:39:39,480 --> 00:39:40,519 (GRUNTS) 730 00:39:45,160 --> 00:39:46,439 What's he doing? 731 00:39:47,120 --> 00:39:49,079 Saving her, I think. 732 00:39:49,160 --> 00:39:50,639 (WHOOSHING) 733 00:39:54,920 --> 00:39:56,759 It's from the Mire helmet, battlefield medical kit. 734 00:39:57,560 --> 00:39:59,239 I've reprogrammed it for human beings. 735 00:40:08,560 --> 00:40:10,919 It's gone. It's inside her. 736 00:40:11,400 --> 00:40:12,919 It's repairing her. 737 00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:15,559 It won't ever stop repairing her, if it works. 738 00:40:15,760 --> 00:40:17,319 Come on, Ashildr. 739 00:40:17,640 --> 00:40:20,239 Come on. The story's not over yet. 740 00:40:23,280 --> 00:40:24,679 Daughter... 741 00:40:25,560 --> 00:40:27,719 (SNIFFLES) Listen to me. 742 00:40:28,360 --> 00:40:30,999 This town has lost so much. 743 00:40:33,360 --> 00:40:34,759 If we lose you, too, 744 00:40:36,720 --> 00:40:37,799 there'll be nothing left. 745 00:40:54,320 --> 00:40:55,399 (GASPS) 746 00:40:58,360 --> 00:40:59,479 -(WHEEZING) -Ashildr. 747 00:41:01,480 --> 00:41:02,639 She'll be conscious in a day. 748 00:41:02,920 --> 00:41:04,879 Up and about in three. No swimming for a week. 749 00:41:05,160 --> 00:41:08,359 Now, we going to need a long boat and some of your best rowers. 750 00:41:08,680 --> 00:41:10,799 We're two days sail from the TARDIS. Come on, Clara! 751 00:41:10,920 --> 00:41:12,839 No, wait, no. She'll want to see you when she wakes. 752 00:41:12,920 --> 00:41:16,439 Oh, no. Well, she'll see me often enough once she understands. 753 00:41:16,520 --> 00:41:17,799 Understands what? 754 00:41:19,920 --> 00:41:20,999 Second dose. 755 00:41:22,520 --> 00:41:23,719 -When she needs to take this? -No, no, no. 756 00:41:23,800 --> 00:41:24,839 It's not for her. 757 00:41:24,920 --> 00:41:27,559 -Then who is it for? -Ah, whoever she wants. 758 00:41:28,560 --> 00:41:29,959 ASHILDR: Doctor... 759 00:41:31,440 --> 00:41:33,359 -Thank you. -DOCTOR: Ah... 760 00:41:34,280 --> 00:41:36,359 Don't thank me yet, Ashildr. 761 00:41:37,480 --> 00:41:38,759 Not yet. 762 00:41:59,320 --> 00:42:00,559 CLARA: Okay, it's official. 763 00:42:00,920 --> 00:42:02,799 Silence is even worse in a Scottish accent. 764 00:42:02,920 --> 00:42:04,679 Are you going to tell me what you are brooding about? 765 00:42:04,760 --> 00:42:06,039 It won't stop. 766 00:42:06,120 --> 00:42:09,239 The repair kit I put inside of Ashildr, long ago... 767 00:42:09,320 --> 00:42:12,199 -It willjust keep fixing her. -Well, good. 768 00:42:12,840 --> 00:42:14,639 I'm not sure, but it is entirely possible 769 00:42:14,760 --> 00:42:17,239 she has lost the ability to die. 770 00:42:17,960 --> 00:42:20,839 -The ability? -Oh! (CHUCKLES) 771 00:42:20,920 --> 00:42:23,239 Dying is an ability, believe me. 772 00:42:24,840 --> 00:42:28,639 Barring accidents, she may now be functionally immortal. 773 00:42:28,720 --> 00:42:30,319 (DOOR UNLOCKING) 774 00:42:30,760 --> 00:42:33,639 If the repair kit never stops working, then... 775 00:42:35,080 --> 00:42:36,119 Why did you give her two? 776 00:42:36,880 --> 00:42:40,359 Immortality isn't living forever, that's not what it feels like. 777 00:42:41,960 --> 00:42:44,399 Immortality is everybody else dying. 778 00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:48,679 She might meet someone she can't bear to lose. 779 00:42:52,920 --> 00:42:54,319 That happens. 780 00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:56,079 I believe. 781 00:43:01,240 --> 00:43:03,719 -(MACHINE INITIALISING) -I was angry. 782 00:43:04,680 --> 00:43:06,039 I was emotional. 783 00:43:06,360 --> 00:43:08,759 Just possibly, I've made a terrible mistake. 784 00:43:10,920 --> 00:43:12,999 Maybe even a tidal wave. 785 00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:20,719 Time will tell, it always does. 786 00:43:21,480 --> 00:43:23,879 CLARA: Whatever you did for Ashildr, 787 00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:26,039 I think she deserved it. 788 00:43:26,960 --> 00:43:29,919 Yes. Yes, she did. 789 00:43:31,600 --> 00:43:33,719 But Ashildr isn't just human any more, 790 00:43:33,800 --> 00:43:36,319 there's a little piece of alien inside her. 791 00:43:36,400 --> 00:43:38,079 So in a way, she's... 792 00:43:41,480 --> 00:43:42,799 In a way... 793 00:43:45,520 --> 00:43:47,119 She is a hybrid. 794 00:45:12,600 --> 00:45:13,759 -(HORSE NEIGHING) -Whoa! 795 00:45:13,840 --> 00:45:15,399 -KNIGHTMARE: Stand and deliver. -(SCREAMING) 796 00:45:16,240 --> 00:45:17,639 If I didn't know better, I'd say this was a robbery. 797 00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:19,159 The most wanted in the land. 798 00:45:19,240 --> 00:45:21,039 Now is not time to be showing off. 799 00:45:21,160 --> 00:45:23,399 GIRL: Could it be we are looking for the same prize? 800 00:45:23,480 --> 00:45:24,999 The eyes of Hades. 801 00:45:25,080 --> 00:45:26,799 Who is this? Your sidekick? 802 00:45:26,880 --> 00:45:27,959 I'm not a sidekick. 803 00:45:28,040 --> 00:45:29,719 GIRL: Come on, sidekick, watch me run. 804 00:45:29,800 --> 00:45:31,879 MR FANSHAWE: There is an intruder on the premises! 805 00:45:31,960 --> 00:45:33,759 -What're you doing? -It's kill or be killed. 806 00:45:33,840 --> 00:45:35,399 DOCTOR: You're playing with fire! 807 00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:37,479 Do you have a cat?