1 00:00:14,280 --> 00:00:15,520 Oh, dear. 2 00:00:18,160 --> 00:00:19,600 He's dead. 3 00:00:19,800 --> 00:00:21,240 Sorry. 4 00:00:22,600 --> 00:00:25,100 I don't know why it didn't work. 5 00:00:25,300 --> 00:00:27,600 The dosage is right, I'm sure. 6 00:00:27,800 --> 00:00:31,120 He must have had some internal complication we didn't know about. 7 00:00:32,840 --> 00:00:36,080 Yes, I kill people occasionally by mistake, I'm sorry. 8 00:00:36,280 --> 00:00:37,400 But we're learning. 9 00:00:38,720 --> 00:00:40,240 You kill people too. 10 00:00:40,440 --> 00:00:43,000 Except when you do it, for some reason, it's fine. 11 00:00:43,200 --> 00:00:45,760 They were just lucky that their last living moments 12 00:00:45,960 --> 00:00:46,960 were spent at your hands. 13 00:00:47,160 --> 00:00:49,280 As they die, they're probably thinking, 14 00:00:49,480 --> 00:00:52,720 "I'm being killed by the great Robert Lessing, what an honour." 15 00:00:52,920 --> 00:00:55,640 We've used chloroform seven times this week. 16 00:00:55,840 --> 00:00:58,560 Only one person has died, this stupid man. 17 00:00:59,640 --> 00:01:00,680 It's not reliable. 18 00:01:00,880 --> 00:01:04,520 Is this one of the bodies I can turn into candles, sir? 19 00:01:04,720 --> 00:01:06,280 No, he's my accountant. 20 00:01:06,480 --> 00:01:09,080 He's a respectable man with a family. 21 00:01:09,280 --> 00:01:11,240 Specifically, an adoring wife called Mary, 22 00:01:11,440 --> 00:01:14,760 who I have to now go and tell her, her husband's died. 23 00:01:25,160 --> 00:01:26,880 I'm sure you can turn him into candles. 24 00:01:27,080 --> 00:01:29,480 Just put something else in the coffin. Yeah. 25 00:01:29,680 --> 00:01:31,040 I use potatoes. 26 00:01:49,280 --> 00:01:50,600 You asked to see me, doctor. 27 00:01:50,800 --> 00:01:51,600 There you are. 28 00:01:51,800 --> 00:01:55,280 If you hang a dead mole around the child's neck, 29 00:01:55,480 --> 00:01:57,160 their teething problems will diminish. 30 00:01:57,360 --> 00:01:58,760 Good day. 31 00:02:01,760 --> 00:02:03,280 Lessing. 32 00:02:03,480 --> 00:02:08,960 I have a patient with a large swelling or bulge in his... 33 00:02:10,120 --> 00:02:12,460 Let us say HER groin area, 34 00:02:12,660 --> 00:02:15,000 which has become very painful. 35 00:02:17,240 --> 00:02:18,280 Does he... 36 00:02:19,680 --> 00:02:23,680 Let us say SHE have pain when she coughs or lifts objects? 37 00:02:24,960 --> 00:02:28,040 Well, she doesn't lift any objects as a rule, but, yes, 38 00:02:28,240 --> 00:02:30,240 when he coughs SHE coughs. 39 00:02:31,760 --> 00:02:35,400 Does this lady have blood in her stool? 40 00:02:35,600 --> 00:02:36,720 Oh, yes, he does. 41 00:02:38,200 --> 00:02:41,160 She does? Yes. They do. 42 00:02:41,360 --> 00:02:44,240 How long have they had this swelling? 43 00:02:44,440 --> 00:02:47,160 15 years. It's only recently become painful. 44 00:02:47,360 --> 00:02:50,560 In which case, it may be that a hernia operation is required 45 00:02:50,760 --> 00:02:52,160 to prevent strangulation of the bowel 46 00:02:52,360 --> 00:02:53,720 and possible perforation. 47 00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:56,520 Will you tell her that? 48 00:02:57,720 --> 00:02:58,920 Yes, yes, I will. 49 00:03:00,360 --> 00:03:03,400 That's an extremely dangerous operation, is it not? 50 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:05,400 Many risks? That's correct. 51 00:03:05,600 --> 00:03:07,800 The hernia must be repressed and the muscle sewed up. 52 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:09,400 And the patient could well die. 53 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:13,440 They could. 54 00:03:15,040 --> 00:03:17,240 The other person he... They... 55 00:03:19,160 --> 00:03:24,760 SHE is considering for the operation is Patrice Dupont, 56 00:03:24,960 --> 00:03:28,760 who performed a number of herniotomies last month, 57 00:03:28,960 --> 00:03:29,880 all with great success. 58 00:03:30,080 --> 00:03:32,880 You should check the patients haven't died subsequently. 59 00:03:33,080 --> 00:03:35,120 Patrice Dupont knows as much about hernia repair 60 00:03:35,320 --> 00:03:36,920 as I do about hot air ballooning. 61 00:03:37,120 --> 00:03:38,520 Have you seen the man at work? 62 00:03:38,720 --> 00:03:41,040 He is by all accounts extraordinary. 63 00:03:41,240 --> 00:03:43,560 Swift, deft, handsome and precise. 64 00:03:44,680 --> 00:03:46,600 He's due to come perform here this week. 65 00:03:46,800 --> 00:03:47,840 Great honour for the hospital. 66 00:03:48,040 --> 00:03:50,480 Well, then maybe this moronic patient you're talking about 67 00:03:50,680 --> 00:03:53,120 should go and be treated by the massively overrated Frenchman, 68 00:03:53,320 --> 00:03:54,580 if that's her inclination. 69 00:03:54,780 --> 00:03:55,840 It's a free country after all. 70 00:03:56,040 --> 00:03:58,640 Stupidity and poor judgment are not yet illegal. 71 00:03:58,840 --> 00:04:00,480 She will choose as she sees fit. 72 00:04:02,080 --> 00:04:03,360 Good day, Mr Lessing. 73 00:04:27,120 --> 00:04:28,080 My love. 74 00:04:28,280 --> 00:04:30,360 You should not call me that. I know. 75 00:04:30,560 --> 00:04:31,600 What are we doing? 76 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:38,560 Oh, there can be no more wrist kissing. 77 00:04:40,520 --> 00:04:42,300 Kiss my ankle then. 78 00:04:42,500 --> 00:04:44,280 I cannot. We must not. 79 00:04:46,120 --> 00:04:47,160 Oh! 80 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:50,120 Ah. 81 00:04:51,240 --> 00:04:52,720 Oh! 82 00:04:52,920 --> 00:04:55,960 Caroline, this cannot go on. Oh, I want it to go on. 83 00:04:56,160 --> 00:04:56,920 I'm going to divorce him. 84 00:04:57,120 --> 00:04:59,440 Do not do that, not for me. The shame will be too much. 85 00:04:59,640 --> 00:05:01,960 No, I'm doing it for myself. Run away with me. 86 00:05:02,160 --> 00:05:04,120 No! Yes! 87 00:05:04,320 --> 00:05:05,520 Where would we go? 88 00:05:09,760 --> 00:05:12,280 Hello, Mr Bryant. Welcome back. 89 00:05:12,480 --> 00:05:14,800 Did you feel any pain during that? 90 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:18,720 No. And that, gentlemen, is due to ether. 91 00:05:18,920 --> 00:05:20,200 It requires careful administration, 92 00:05:20,400 --> 00:05:24,400 but with the correct dosage offers pain-free dental extraction, 93 00:05:24,600 --> 00:05:27,560 better than brandy, mesmerism, or any other boogie. 94 00:05:29,640 --> 00:05:31,120 Thank you. 95 00:05:31,320 --> 00:05:33,760 If any of you wish to buy a version of my inhaler from me, 96 00:05:33,960 --> 00:05:34,920 or be taught the process, 97 00:05:35,120 --> 00:05:38,640 I'd be happy to supply you with the necessaries, for a reasonable fee. 98 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:49,200 I like you. 99 00:05:50,720 --> 00:05:52,240 I am interested in you. 100 00:05:54,640 --> 00:05:56,160 Hello. 101 00:05:56,360 --> 00:05:59,920 I am... How you say?..impressionne. 102 00:06:01,520 --> 00:06:03,200 Thanks. 103 00:06:03,400 --> 00:06:04,560 With this... 104 00:06:04,760 --> 00:06:08,360 Peut-on regule I'administration de la drogue, du gas? 105 00:06:08,560 --> 00:06:11,080 Yes. Are you from France? 106 00:06:11,280 --> 00:06:12,840 Bah, oui. Bien sur. 107 00:06:14,080 --> 00:06:17,160 My name is Monsieur Dupont. 108 00:06:17,360 --> 00:06:18,440 Enchante. 109 00:06:19,920 --> 00:06:23,680 I am a very great surgeon. 110 00:06:23,880 --> 00:06:25,560 I can help you. 111 00:06:25,760 --> 00:06:29,720 This... C'est la futur. 112 00:06:29,920 --> 00:06:32,440 You can administer chloroform also? 113 00:06:33,840 --> 00:06:36,600 Yes. 114 00:06:36,800 --> 00:06:40,560 Together, we can do des merveilles, you and I. 115 00:06:42,560 --> 00:06:44,920 It's very flattering, Mr Dupont. 116 00:06:45,120 --> 00:06:48,200 The problem is, I already have an established relationship 117 00:06:48,400 --> 00:06:50,560 with a surgeon here called Mr Lessing. 118 00:06:50,760 --> 00:06:51,880 Ah. Hmm. 119 00:06:53,400 --> 00:06:55,000 I think I'm losing my wife. 120 00:06:56,800 --> 00:06:58,440 What makes you think that? 121 00:06:59,560 --> 00:07:02,080 We had another argument last night. 122 00:07:02,280 --> 00:07:06,400 I told her she should not be reading the British Journal of Homeopathy 123 00:07:06,600 --> 00:07:08,240 and she threatened me with divorce. 124 00:07:09,640 --> 00:07:11,560 I realised that I can't lose her. 125 00:07:13,920 --> 00:07:16,120 I'm no good at expressing it, but... 126 00:07:17,160 --> 00:07:18,480 I need her. 127 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:24,840 She's infuriating and strong-willed and neglectful and rude. 128 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:28,800 But...I love her deeply. 129 00:07:30,040 --> 00:07:32,440 You love her? Of course I do. 130 00:07:32,640 --> 00:07:35,440 What about all those prostitutes you visit? 131 00:07:37,960 --> 00:07:39,160 I don't. 132 00:07:41,280 --> 00:07:43,360 When I do, I don't do anything with them. 133 00:07:45,040 --> 00:07:47,200 Besides playing with their boobies. 134 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:48,920 The truth is that 135 00:07:49,120 --> 00:07:51,760 I'm not very...good at... 136 00:07:53,120 --> 00:07:54,200 that. 137 00:07:54,400 --> 00:07:57,680 At those...things. 138 00:08:06,120 --> 00:08:08,320 I think she's having an affair. 139 00:08:08,520 --> 00:08:11,360 Surely not! No. Do you know who with? 140 00:08:11,560 --> 00:08:13,960 I mean, if she is, which I'm sure she's not. 141 00:08:16,200 --> 00:08:17,760 Someone gave her a box of cream buttons. 142 00:08:17,960 --> 00:08:20,720 She's always going off for carriage rides without explanation. 143 00:08:20,920 --> 00:08:21,760 A man can tell. 144 00:08:23,040 --> 00:08:24,720 I have to win her back. 145 00:08:24,920 --> 00:08:28,000 You understand the female mind, don't you? 146 00:08:28,200 --> 00:08:29,620 HER mind? A little. 147 00:08:29,820 --> 00:08:31,240 Do I buy flowers? 148 00:08:32,600 --> 00:08:34,680 Or biscuits? 149 00:08:34,880 --> 00:08:36,960 Do I...? 150 00:08:42,520 --> 00:08:43,920 What do I do? 151 00:08:44,120 --> 00:08:47,080 You really wish to win her back? 152 00:08:47,280 --> 00:08:48,960 Not for pride, 153 00:08:49,160 --> 00:08:51,120 or to avoid social embarrassment, 154 00:08:51,320 --> 00:08:52,940 but because you love her? 155 00:08:53,140 --> 00:08:54,560 Do you love her, Robert? 156 00:08:54,760 --> 00:08:56,600 Because it must seem to her that you don't. 157 00:08:56,800 --> 00:08:58,520 I do, sincerely. 158 00:08:58,720 --> 00:09:01,720 I've just forgotten how to express it. 159 00:09:05,080 --> 00:09:08,440 Then you must remind her why it is she fell in love with you. 160 00:09:09,520 --> 00:09:11,040 Cos I'm brilliant, I suppose. 161 00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:15,280 And good-looking. She's very lucky. 162 00:09:15,480 --> 00:09:16,880 Yes, she is. 163 00:09:17,080 --> 00:09:21,840 But she is also an amazing woman, 164 00:09:22,040 --> 00:09:24,040 do you not think? 165 00:09:24,240 --> 00:09:26,640 She's everything you could want a woman to be. 166 00:09:26,840 --> 00:09:29,240 She's kind, isn't she? Not to me, she's not. 167 00:09:29,440 --> 00:09:31,720 She has wonderful ambitions and dreams. 168 00:09:31,920 --> 00:09:33,680 They're mad. They're not. 169 00:09:33,880 --> 00:09:36,920 I deal with madness, they are passions. 170 00:09:38,400 --> 00:09:40,560 Some of them, yes, unusual, 171 00:09:40,760 --> 00:09:45,160 but...you need to confront her less. 172 00:09:45,360 --> 00:09:46,560 Listen to her. 173 00:09:48,320 --> 00:09:50,800 I knew you'd be good at this. Let me get a pen. 174 00:09:53,720 --> 00:09:55,480 Say more clever things about women. 175 00:09:58,880 --> 00:10:00,440 You should make her feel like 176 00:10:00,640 --> 00:10:04,160 she's the only person in the world you care about, 177 00:10:04,360 --> 00:10:05,760 or want to talk to. 178 00:10:08,040 --> 00:10:10,680 Even though, if you think about it for a moment, 179 00:10:10,880 --> 00:10:12,520 that's clearly not true. 180 00:10:12,720 --> 00:10:15,840 You should touch her with affection. 181 00:10:17,240 --> 00:10:22,200 Not a needing, male touch, but a loving, supportive touch. 182 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:26,520 Cherish her ankles. 183 00:10:26,720 --> 00:10:29,640 Hmm? You could kiss every part of her. 184 00:10:31,520 --> 00:10:33,480 You need to make her believe in magic. 185 00:10:35,200 --> 00:10:36,520 Show her the stars. 186 00:10:38,280 --> 00:10:43,040 When you're in love, there is beauty in an onion, is there not? 187 00:10:43,240 --> 00:10:47,080 Stars... Kissing... Onion! 188 00:10:48,480 --> 00:10:50,520 It's like having tea with Byron. 189 00:10:50,720 --> 00:10:53,520 Oh, what was the one you said before that? 190 00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:54,880 Listen to her. 191 00:10:55,080 --> 00:10:55,960 Good! 192 00:10:56,160 --> 00:10:57,920 I'll give some of that an attempt. 193 00:10:58,120 --> 00:11:02,720 I'm determined to make this work. Credit to you if I pull it off. 194 00:11:02,920 --> 00:11:05,760 Now...do you want to come with me 195 00:11:05,960 --> 00:11:08,360 to a Patrice Dupont operation at the hospital? 196 00:11:08,560 --> 00:11:09,640 My treat. 197 00:11:09,840 --> 00:11:11,680 I need to check out the competition. 198 00:11:12,800 --> 00:11:14,280 And start a smear campaign. 199 00:11:21,080 --> 00:11:22,920 Here's my ticket. 200 00:11:23,120 --> 00:11:25,480 Move along. Move along, please. 201 00:11:28,120 --> 00:11:30,320 Wow! Look at this crowd. 202 00:11:30,520 --> 00:11:33,120 People are idiots, aren't they? Have you got my pie? 203 00:11:35,920 --> 00:11:37,640 Have you seen this chap operate before? 204 00:11:37,840 --> 00:11:39,440 Oh, yes, I saw him last week. 205 00:11:39,640 --> 00:11:42,000 But I'm excited about today's operation. 206 00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:43,080 It's a real first. 207 00:11:43,280 --> 00:11:45,560 It's not. And it's fairly easy to do, in fact. 208 00:11:45,760 --> 00:11:49,280 Have you heard what Mr Dupont's been saying about the Queen? No. 209 00:11:49,480 --> 00:11:51,520 That she's a reprobate and should have her head cut off. 210 00:11:51,720 --> 00:11:52,720 I know, it's appalling, isn't it? 211 00:11:52,920 --> 00:11:54,960 He shouldn't be in the country. Pass it on. 212 00:11:55,160 --> 00:11:57,200 And when I heard about his sexual proclivities, 213 00:11:57,400 --> 00:11:58,420 I was nearly ill. 214 00:11:58,620 --> 00:11:59,640 Physically ill. 215 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:03,320 Oh, what are they? I'd rather not say. 216 00:12:03,520 --> 00:12:04,480 Very well, I don't want to know. 217 00:12:04,680 --> 00:12:06,200 I don't want to tell you. Please don't. 218 00:12:06,400 --> 00:12:09,800 He likes having his balls sucked by Catholic choir boys, pass it on. 219 00:12:11,240 --> 00:12:13,920 Bonjour, messieurs et mesdames. 220 00:12:14,120 --> 00:12:19,080 Peters?! Today, you lucky few will be witnesses to a miracle 221 00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:21,720 for there is a genius at work in this building. 222 00:12:21,920 --> 00:12:23,000 This is unendurable. Get on with it! 223 00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:28,120 Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the mighty, the magnificent, 224 00:12:28,320 --> 00:12:30,340 the baron of the blade, 225 00:12:30,540 --> 00:12:32,560 Monsieur Patrice Dupont. 226 00:12:40,280 --> 00:12:42,120 Gosh, he is dashing, isn't he? 227 00:12:42,320 --> 00:12:45,800 Look at that hair! It's a work of art. 228 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:47,560 Messieurs-dames, bonjour. 229 00:12:47,760 --> 00:12:50,560 What I will show you today, c'est tres unique. 230 00:12:52,040 --> 00:12:54,160 Bonjour, madame. 231 00:12:54,360 --> 00:12:59,360 Aujourd'hui, I will be using knives made specialement pour moi 232 00:12:59,560 --> 00:13:02,440 by the Japanese knife master, Daichi Sichiru. 233 00:13:04,720 --> 00:13:06,360 CROWD MURMURS 234 00:13:07,440 --> 00:13:09,760 Let us bring forward a patient now. 235 00:13:09,960 --> 00:13:11,160 Monsieur Dillon. 236 00:13:18,400 --> 00:13:20,660 Monsieur, you have lost your nose 237 00:13:20,860 --> 00:13:23,120 due to the ravage of syphilis. 238 00:13:24,440 --> 00:13:26,000 SHOCKED GASPS 239 00:13:29,920 --> 00:13:31,200 Don't worry. 240 00:13:31,400 --> 00:13:33,040 I will build you a new one. 241 00:13:36,120 --> 00:13:39,200 Ladies and gentlemen, today, un miracle. 242 00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:42,040 I will take skin from the forehead of this man 243 00:13:42,240 --> 00:13:44,600 and I will build him un nouveau nez. 244 00:13:46,320 --> 00:13:49,160 This is a process the Indians do 2,000 years ago. 245 00:13:49,360 --> 00:13:52,480 Today, I reclaim it for humanity. 246 00:13:53,760 --> 00:13:55,040 He's just like you. 247 00:13:57,400 --> 00:13:59,040 I call it the Indian flap. 248 00:14:00,600 --> 00:14:03,120 I simply cut here... Oop. 249 00:14:03,320 --> 00:14:04,700 And here, oop. 250 00:14:04,900 --> 00:14:06,080 And then I flap. 251 00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:08,520 Non, monsieur, I do questions at the end. 252 00:14:08,720 --> 00:14:09,640 Yes, I have one now. 253 00:14:09,840 --> 00:14:13,120 If you take skin from the forehead near where the anterior hairline is, 254 00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:16,200 doesn't that mean he'll end up with a hairy nose? Mais non. 255 00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:19,920 The hair follicles will have died after the operation. 256 00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:22,160 Much like the patient. 257 00:14:25,120 --> 00:14:26,920 Perhaps be quiet now. 258 00:14:27,120 --> 00:14:29,320 Eat your pie, let's see what happens. 259 00:14:29,520 --> 00:14:31,120 What is more incroyable 260 00:14:31,320 --> 00:14:34,520 is that during this operation tres difficile, 261 00:14:34,720 --> 00:14:37,960 the patient, he will feel no pain. 262 00:14:38,160 --> 00:14:39,200 I have a new associate. 263 00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:42,560 I'd like to introduce him to you now, Monsieur John Sutton. 264 00:14:45,680 --> 00:14:47,720 This is a very great man. 265 00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:51,120 What in the name of all that is holy are you fucking doing? 266 00:14:51,320 --> 00:14:52,760 Shush, please. You shush! 267 00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:54,200 What's he paying you? 268 00:14:54,400 --> 00:14:56,120 More than you do, which wasn't hard. 269 00:14:56,320 --> 00:14:59,120 We are a partnership. You don't think what I do is reliable. 270 00:14:59,320 --> 00:15:01,520 It isn't reliable, is it? I still see the value in it. 271 00:15:01,720 --> 00:15:03,000 Have this man removed. 272 00:15:03,200 --> 00:15:04,240 Oliver! 273 00:15:05,520 --> 00:15:08,040 I've paid my ticket. Get off! 274 00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:10,760 Get off me! Potato-faced idiots. 275 00:15:16,520 --> 00:15:19,320 Dear Mina, how lovely to see you again. 276 00:15:19,520 --> 00:15:21,400 Dear William, how are you? 277 00:15:21,600 --> 00:15:23,360 I have bought you some apple snowballs. 278 00:15:23,560 --> 00:15:25,600 That's lovely. Thank you. 279 00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:28,200 I am well, thank you for enquiring. 280 00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:29,720 And may I ask how you are? 281 00:15:29,920 --> 00:15:31,400 Very well. 282 00:15:31,600 --> 00:15:33,400 Well, thank YOU for asking. 283 00:15:35,760 --> 00:15:37,040 We are both well. 284 00:15:40,920 --> 00:15:44,080 It is your father's health that I'm anxious to hear about. 285 00:15:44,280 --> 00:15:46,440 Have you had any communication on that matter? 286 00:15:46,640 --> 00:15:48,280 My mother wrote to me today, 287 00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:50,680 to say that he seems to have settled somewhat. 288 00:15:50,880 --> 00:15:52,440 I am relieved to hear that. 289 00:15:52,640 --> 00:15:56,160 I do hope that he'll be able to remain in that home. 290 00:15:56,360 --> 00:15:58,400 They clearly care for him so well there. 291 00:15:58,600 --> 00:15:59,640 Yes. 292 00:15:59,840 --> 00:16:02,820 We are all acutely aware that he stays there 293 00:16:03,020 --> 00:16:06,000 entirely due to your kindness and generosity. 294 00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:07,480 Thank you so much, Miss Mina. 295 00:16:07,680 --> 00:16:09,800 Well, what is money for, if not to help others? 296 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:12,200 It is my earnest hope that I may be able to continue 297 00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:15,360 to support his treatment there beyond the end of the month. 298 00:16:16,680 --> 00:16:18,160 Thank you. 299 00:16:18,360 --> 00:16:19,680 What would prevent that? 300 00:16:19,880 --> 00:16:23,000 Oh! My dear William, do not ask that. 301 00:16:23,200 --> 00:16:26,120 It'll force us to discuss our future. 302 00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:29,040 And what I love is being with you in the present. 303 00:16:29,240 --> 00:16:30,760 Yes. 304 00:16:30,960 --> 00:16:32,120 What would prevent it? 305 00:16:32,320 --> 00:16:35,000 As I'm sure you can imagine, my finance is not bottomless. 306 00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:37,880 It would be hard for me to continue to pay indefinitely 307 00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:40,000 for the treatment of someone who is not family. 308 00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:42,320 But let us not talk of such things. 309 00:16:42,520 --> 00:16:45,040 I do not want to put you under any pressure. 310 00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:49,000 You must make up your own mind, 311 00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:51,640 as to the strength of your feelings for me. 312 00:16:53,320 --> 00:16:56,080 I want us to have fun together! 313 00:16:56,280 --> 00:16:57,680 Oh, do you enjoy herring? 314 00:16:58,840 --> 00:17:01,520 I'm sorry? Herring. The fish, do you like it? 315 00:17:02,640 --> 00:17:03,600 I love it. 316 00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:05,360 What a match we make. 317 00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:12,000 Have you brought me some herring, as well as the apple snowballs? 318 00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:13,880 No. 319 00:17:14,080 --> 00:17:15,960 You funny man. 320 00:17:17,240 --> 00:17:20,480 I want to go to the Barnstaple Herring Festival this April. 321 00:17:20,680 --> 00:17:21,840 Would you care to join me? 322 00:17:24,320 --> 00:17:27,120 Yes. I'd love to. 323 00:17:28,200 --> 00:17:29,440 What fun. 324 00:17:29,640 --> 00:17:31,240 Have an apple snowball. 325 00:17:34,880 --> 00:17:36,840 Let me pop one in your mouth. 326 00:17:39,400 --> 00:17:40,560 Wider. 327 00:17:42,280 --> 00:17:45,000 Wider. Wider. 328 00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:54,160 Ah. 329 00:17:54,360 --> 00:17:56,600 There you are, my darling. Here I am. 330 00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:01,720 What's the matter with you? 331 00:18:01,920 --> 00:18:04,240 Nothing at all. 332 00:18:04,440 --> 00:18:05,520 What are you reading? 333 00:18:05,720 --> 00:18:07,920 A chapter on the working of the intestines. 334 00:18:09,520 --> 00:18:11,080 Good for you. Good. 335 00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:14,200 Is it good? It's... 336 00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:18,760 Are you all right? Yes. 337 00:18:18,960 --> 00:18:22,520 I'm just excited, because I've bought us something to do together. 338 00:18:43,680 --> 00:18:45,240 I've bought you the stars. 339 00:18:47,440 --> 00:18:49,600 It's a Newtonian reflector, 340 00:18:49,800 --> 00:18:51,640 made by the Gould Brothers in Kingston 341 00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:55,240 with a unique, highly polished eight-inch speculum. 342 00:18:55,440 --> 00:18:58,840 They assured me it guarantees deep space penetration. 343 00:19:00,320 --> 00:19:02,280 Come and have the first look, my love. 344 00:19:05,040 --> 00:19:07,240 Oh! Ah! Argh! 345 00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:09,960 I can see Alpha Orionis, 346 00:19:10,160 --> 00:19:13,680 as clearly as a chaffinch in next door's tree. 347 00:19:13,880 --> 00:19:15,560 There's something I wish to ask you. 348 00:19:15,760 --> 00:19:19,160 I can see the forests on the moon - quite extraordinary. 349 00:19:21,280 --> 00:19:23,400 I'm listening, my love. I'm listening. 350 00:19:23,600 --> 00:19:25,520 I was wondering whether I could come 351 00:19:25,720 --> 00:19:27,440 and observe you at some of your operations. 352 00:19:27,640 --> 00:19:31,000 Not as a member of the crowd, but in a more medical capacity. 353 00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:32,360 Like an assistant. 354 00:19:34,160 --> 00:19:37,720 I think my knowledge is now such that I could offer occasional help. 355 00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:42,400 I would love for you to do that. 356 00:19:42,600 --> 00:19:44,520 Oh. Right. 357 00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:46,840 You can pass me things when I need them. 358 00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:51,160 Now...come and look at the moon, my love. 359 00:19:53,680 --> 00:19:56,320 I mean, I've never known him to be so strange. 360 00:19:56,520 --> 00:20:00,120 I think John must have given him some of his party mushrooms. 361 00:20:00,320 --> 00:20:01,400 No, it's not that. 362 00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:04,680 He fears he is losing you 363 00:20:04,880 --> 00:20:07,320 and he wishes to win back your affections. 364 00:20:07,520 --> 00:20:09,000 He...he... 365 00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:12,680 came to me to advise. 366 00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:15,120 Really? 367 00:20:16,520 --> 00:20:18,760 What did you say to him, buy me a telescope? 368 00:20:20,600 --> 00:20:22,200 I said he should... 369 00:20:23,400 --> 00:20:25,320 show you the stars. 370 00:20:25,520 --> 00:20:26,440 Ah. 371 00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:30,080 Well, he did say some lovely things to me. 372 00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:34,400 I must credit you with them, I suppose. No. 373 00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:35,640 No, he loves you. 374 00:20:37,080 --> 00:20:38,560 You cannot divorce him, Caroline. 375 00:20:38,760 --> 00:20:41,320 What we did in that carriage was wrong. 376 00:20:41,520 --> 00:20:42,360 We must stop. 377 00:20:42,560 --> 00:20:47,240 He can be a good husband to you, if you let him back into your heart. 378 00:20:54,640 --> 00:20:59,560 You misunderstand that. Ah, Mr Lessing, a word, please. 379 00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:10,400 Mr Lessing, I have something to reveal to you. 380 00:21:13,240 --> 00:21:17,440 The female patient with the hernia I mentioned earlier in the week 381 00:21:17,640 --> 00:21:19,280 does not actually exist. 382 00:21:20,600 --> 00:21:22,080 The person with the hernia... 383 00:21:23,120 --> 00:21:24,560 is in fact, myself. 384 00:21:25,960 --> 00:21:28,160 No! You? 385 00:21:28,360 --> 00:21:29,680 The pain is becoming acute, 386 00:21:29,880 --> 00:21:32,000 so I wish for the operation to be done soon. 387 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,360 May I examine the lump? 388 00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:35,800 Certainly not. 389 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:38,920 What I've realised is that it is not necessary for me 390 00:21:39,120 --> 00:21:42,360 to choose between yourself and Monsieur Dupont as surgeons. 391 00:21:42,560 --> 00:21:45,400 You're both here at the hospital this week. 392 00:21:45,600 --> 00:21:46,960 I can get you both to do it. 393 00:21:47,160 --> 00:21:49,920 Monsieur Patrice says he is willing to operate on me, 394 00:21:50,120 --> 00:21:51,160 which is a great honour, 395 00:21:51,360 --> 00:21:52,760 but I am also aware that he is French 396 00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:55,220 and therefore not entirely to be trusted, 397 00:21:55,420 --> 00:21:57,680 so I'd like you to attend as his second. 398 00:21:59,560 --> 00:22:03,520 You're asking me to perform the surgery...as his assistant? 399 00:22:03,720 --> 00:22:05,760 No. I am telling you to. 400 00:22:07,480 --> 00:22:08,600 What if I refuse? 401 00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:11,440 If you were to refuse to treat the royal physician 402 00:22:11,640 --> 00:22:13,880 at the hospital he runs? 403 00:22:14,080 --> 00:22:17,960 No-one would be foolish enough to do that, would they? 404 00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:32,480 Dear Mina, 405 00:22:32,680 --> 00:22:35,740 I have realised that I love you in ways 406 00:22:35,940 --> 00:22:39,000 that are beyond my ability to express. 407 00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:44,000 Please will you make the happiest man 408 00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:45,720 in the area, 409 00:22:45,920 --> 00:22:48,480 by being my wife? 410 00:22:48,680 --> 00:22:51,080 Dear William, this is so unexpected. 411 00:22:51,280 --> 00:22:53,960 Of course I will marry you. Yes, yes, yes, I will, I do. 412 00:22:54,160 --> 00:22:57,360 Stand! You silly, foolish, wonderful man. 413 00:22:57,560 --> 00:23:00,760 I always knew this day would come if I prayed for it hard enough. 414 00:23:13,920 --> 00:23:17,360 I think I've found the perfect place for a new venture I have in mind. 415 00:23:18,360 --> 00:23:19,760 Mm-hm? 416 00:23:19,960 --> 00:23:22,180 Are you interested to hear what it is? 417 00:23:22,380 --> 00:23:24,600 Of course, I'm interested, my darling. 418 00:23:24,800 --> 00:23:25,840 I'm listening to you. 419 00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:28,520 I'm keen to support you in every way a husband can. 420 00:23:28,720 --> 00:23:30,960 You are the only person in the world. 421 00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:33,400 I want to open a women's only clinic. 422 00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:35,040 Oh, don't be ridiculous! 423 00:23:35,240 --> 00:23:36,720 I thought you were going to support me. 424 00:23:36,920 --> 00:23:39,280 At something reasonable, at watching me work, 425 00:23:39,480 --> 00:23:40,320 not ridiculous ideas. 426 00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:42,360 It's not ridiculous. You're ridiculous. 427 00:23:42,560 --> 00:23:45,520 I am not! How dare you? What's the matter with you at the moment? 428 00:23:45,720 --> 00:23:46,960 What's the matter with you all the time? 429 00:23:47,160 --> 00:23:49,280 One minute you're spouting badly rehearsed flattery, 430 00:23:49,480 --> 00:23:50,920 the next you're telling me to follow my dreams. 431 00:23:51,120 --> 00:23:55,440 I don't know how to say such things, do you understand? What things? 432 00:23:55,640 --> 00:23:56,920 Get off me, what things? 433 00:23:57,120 --> 00:23:58,760 I don't know how to say I love you! 434 00:24:03,360 --> 00:24:04,900 Get off. 435 00:24:05,100 --> 00:24:06,640 You get off. 436 00:24:06,840 --> 00:24:07,880 Oh! 437 00:24:35,160 --> 00:24:37,080 Messieurs-dames, bonjour. 438 00:24:41,640 --> 00:24:44,120 Oh, he's brought his little gerbil with him. 439 00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:49,520 Aujourd'hui, une operation tres difficile et tres importante. 440 00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:54,120 You, my guests from the Westminster Medical Association, 441 00:24:54,320 --> 00:24:57,720 have come to see a hernia restoration on a patient. 442 00:24:58,760 --> 00:25:00,120 My patient. 443 00:25:00,320 --> 00:25:03,560 None other than the royal physician himself. 444 00:25:03,760 --> 00:25:05,140 I'm very excited about this. 445 00:25:05,340 --> 00:25:06,720 Thank you, everyone, for coming. 446 00:25:08,520 --> 00:25:10,120 In addition to radical surgery, 447 00:25:10,320 --> 00:25:13,000 you will also see mon assistant, John Sutton, 448 00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:17,920 administre le nouveau medicament miraculeux, chloroform. 449 00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:22,560 Relax, doctor. Just breathe easily. 450 00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:26,080 He is now putting Monsieur Hendrick to sleep, 451 00:25:26,280 --> 00:25:29,080 employing la pompe de Dupont. 452 00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:33,000 Sorry, what did you call it? 453 00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:34,360 You work for me now. 454 00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:37,360 It took me four years to make this. 455 00:25:37,560 --> 00:25:39,320 Hmm... 456 00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:41,680 You. 457 00:25:41,880 --> 00:25:46,200 You pass me things when I ask for them, without questions. 458 00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:49,020 If I can understand you. 459 00:25:49,220 --> 00:25:51,840 Alors, let me see the swell. 460 00:25:54,280 --> 00:25:55,360 Couteau. 461 00:25:55,560 --> 00:25:56,840 That's France for knife. 462 00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:04,740 Non, non, non, c'est quoi ca? 463 00:26:04,940 --> 00:26:07,320 Huh? Celui-la! II est fou, quoi? 464 00:26:07,520 --> 00:26:11,400 His hernia has a pulse, which means it isn't a hernia, it's an aneurysm. 465 00:26:13,360 --> 00:26:14,360 What's an aneurysm? 466 00:26:14,560 --> 00:26:16,320 Dilatation of the main blood vessel. 467 00:26:16,520 --> 00:26:18,080 Which means that when Dupont cuts into it, 468 00:26:18,280 --> 00:26:20,600 he'll be cutting into one of the doctor's main arteries. 469 00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:21,680 Couteau? 470 00:26:26,080 --> 00:26:29,560 Patrick, are you certain it's a hernia? 471 00:26:29,760 --> 00:26:31,760 J'ai dit pas de questions! 472 00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:33,280 Of course. 473 00:26:34,360 --> 00:26:35,400 Hm! 474 00:26:41,880 --> 00:26:42,860 Oh! 475 00:26:43,060 --> 00:26:43,840 Oops. 476 00:26:44,040 --> 00:26:46,040 Ah... C'est pas un hernia. 477 00:26:47,680 --> 00:26:50,960 You have about 30 seconds before he loses five pints of blood and dies. 478 00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:52,480 No, I fix this. I fix this. 479 00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:55,200 Pass the silk. Vite, vite! Silk. 480 00:26:55,400 --> 00:26:56,160 I tie the femoral artery. 481 00:26:56,360 --> 00:26:59,040 You need to open up the abdomen, tie up the iliac vessel higher up. 482 00:26:59,240 --> 00:27:00,880 Non. I am in charge! 483 00:27:01,080 --> 00:27:02,720 I tie here. Remove this nurse. 484 00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:05,680 You won't be able to tie it there. The artery is too small. 485 00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:08,680 You need to go higher. Non. I am Patrice. 486 00:27:08,880 --> 00:27:09,840 Allez-vous-en. 487 00:27:10,040 --> 00:27:11,520 Oh, merde. Oh, non. 488 00:27:12,640 --> 00:27:15,600 John, I need your help. If we leave the Frenchman in charge, 489 00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:17,640 Hendrick will die in about 15 seconds. 490 00:27:17,840 --> 00:27:19,080 Is that what we want? 491 00:27:19,280 --> 00:27:20,800 Hm... Hm. 492 00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:23,520 Chloroform's widely used in muggings at the moment. 493 00:27:23,720 --> 00:27:25,680 Monsieur Dupont? 494 00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:27,200 Breathe this, please. 495 00:27:30,560 --> 00:27:32,200 I will now take charge. 496 00:27:36,360 --> 00:27:37,480 Good knife. 497 00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:46,820 I have found the iliac vessel, behind the doctor's bowels 498 00:27:47,020 --> 00:27:50,310 and am now tying it off to prevent further blood loss. 499 00:27:50,510 --> 00:27:53,800 The Frenchman failed to diagnose that this is no hernia, 500 00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:54,960 it's an aneurysm. 501 00:27:55,160 --> 00:27:57,520 Boo to the Frenchman! BOOING 502 00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:02,560 Sadly, since the doctor's leg can no longer receive a blood supply, 503 00:28:02,760 --> 00:28:04,560 it means the leg will have to be amputated. 504 00:28:04,760 --> 00:28:06,040 Is it going well? 505 00:28:06,240 --> 00:28:08,800 You're just in time to see Robert cut off Dr Hendrick's leg. 506 00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:10,320 Oh, good. 507 00:28:10,520 --> 00:28:11,880 Perhaps you don't need to amputate. 508 00:28:12,080 --> 00:28:13,840 I mean, if the other blood vessels have expanded 509 00:28:14,040 --> 00:28:16,320 and taken on the blood flow, the leg may yet survive. 510 00:28:17,520 --> 00:28:19,440 I'd quite like to cut it off. 511 00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:22,400 You could always cut it off later, if necessary. 512 00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:25,840 Yeah? But if the leg recovers, you'll get huge credit. 513 00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:30,400 If it doesn't recover, I can cut it off later and get the credit then. 514 00:28:33,320 --> 00:28:36,120 Whether or not...the doctor's leg survives, 515 00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:39,160 due to collateralization of the remaining blood vessels, 516 00:28:39,360 --> 00:28:40,520 that remains to be seen. 517 00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:43,680 But one thing is certain - 518 00:28:43,880 --> 00:28:46,480 the doctor's life has been saved here today 519 00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:47,760 by an Englishman. 520 00:28:47,960 --> 00:28:50,040 Hear, hear! 521 00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:54,840 He's going to be unbearable. Mm.