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Have you ever watched
the majesty of creation -

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and wondered� 

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 �wondered why these woods�,
valleys, mountains and mountains exist?

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Wondered how many buildings
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and who sold the building permit?

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Wondered beyond belief
but musk-smelling organisms,

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with whom we share our planet.
What are they about?

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About useless ants
to long-necked horse deer -

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and repulsive� 
from wombats to magnificent elephants.

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What do these beings want?

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And why don't they tell us?

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And then of course there is us.

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People of humanity.

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Have you wondered how we got here
and where are we going?

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Have you considered
the greatest mystery of all�:

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what is the purpose of life?

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I'm not.

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But others are.

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For thousands of years -

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thinkers, artists, writers,
and my Aunt Carol -

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have tried to define
the purpose of mankind.

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Is the purpose of life even solvable?

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And if there is, we should listen
vai peitt�� korvamme spoilereilta?

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In this important document
I travel around the world -

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walking in slow motion
in charming places,

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I will review the most significant
existing molecules� -

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and I meet researchers, experts
as well as professionals -

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to ask the most important questions,
which can be asked by mouth�.

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Who are you?

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I'm Brian Cox,

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professor of particle physics
at the University of Manchester.

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Do I say Brian or is Cox better?

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Join me, Philomena Cunk,
when I reveal all meaning.

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This is Cunk on Life.

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Welcome to our universe,

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to boundless space,

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which has been sprinkled
stars, planets and space travel.

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That's where you live.

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In fact, you are somewhere in this picture,

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but we don't know where

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because the universe is so vast,
that we can't separate you -

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despite your ears.

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This is the thread I picked
watching raises questions.

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Not only because of where its roof is,

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but deep questions,
that hit the core of our assholes.

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Questions like: "How did it get here?"

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CHAPTER I
CREATION

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Who are you?

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I'm Douglas Hedley -

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and I teach philosophy of religion
at the University of Cambridge.

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Why are we here?

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You mean why do humans exist?

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Not just why we are here
Is this place near your home?

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No.

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It took me 90 minutes
come here by subway.

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The birth of the universe
there are countless theories,

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and the earliest finds
about the funny world of religion.

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This is the Old Good Testament,

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of the Christian film universe
the first story.

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Jesus is not involved in this.

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It's about her bad-tempered father.

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The man is so mysterious,

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that we know them all
only under the stage name God.

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I'll get straight to the point.

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SCIENCE AND SPIRITUAL WRITER

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Does God exist?

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There is.

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It worked out quickly.

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Good job.

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Has anyone proven it?

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No, except for your own pleasure.

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Does God have a brother named Simon?

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No.

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You can't prove that either.

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The universe might
to be created by Simon.

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The Old Testament took God and/or
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in just seven days.

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That sounds like a big deal
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but iPhone notifications
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God began by saying, "Let there be light,"

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what is reasonable
because he had to see what he was doing.

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Then He separated the light from the dark,
like me when doing laundry.

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Then He created the firmament,

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whatever,

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and oceans and stars.

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The next trick was to fill the oceans
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as they are sometimes called,

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and the heavens with aerial beasts or "birds."

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Then He defiled the Earth
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and snails, whatever species they may be.

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Finally, a top performance followed,

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when He created perhaps the only one
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us.

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On this Italian planet
the Sistine Chapel is located.

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It contains
an amazing collection of pictures,

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which have been made overzealous
interior painter Michael A. N. Jello.

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Painting a work of art
it took four years,

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and ruined it at the same time
a perfectly valid ceiling.

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Whatever you think of the work,
it represented an important moment.

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The moment when God created life
while shaking our hands.

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This is a picture of history
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has inspired people
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and viewers of this print
a little less time.

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It might be
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but it's also the most annoying to watch.

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I look at you with a sigh of delight,

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but at the front, cursing the stiff neck.

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When Michelangelo painted
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did he start from the floor,
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or was the painting always on the ceiling?

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Maalaus oli aina katossa.

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That's pretty high.

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Used by Michelangelo
really long brush,

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or whether he had
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He stood on the scaffolding
and tilted his head back.

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Didn't the paint fall into his eyes?

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He must have been babbling all the time
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He didn't complain about it,
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Be that as it may, painting the chapel
was a good upper body workout.

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How strong were Michelangelo's hands?

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If the mad priest had jumped
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would he have been able to pull the priest away?

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I believe so.

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Michelangelo must have been
quite muscular.

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He could have snatched the priest away.
- Just yes.

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The man created by God is named Adam.

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He is the first celebrity couple,
Half of Adam and Eve.

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The actors playing them,
who are not bothered by nudity.

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With the real Adam and Eve
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or genital mutilation,
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and hands over to the background editor.

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We are pixelated
parts of the body that cause aggravation,

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which was not possible
Back in the Old Testament.

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That's why I see everything

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even though I don't want to.

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Adam and Eve were
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and were also the first to produce
disappointment to his father.

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God had hidden the knowledge
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and therefore denied it
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but good luck.

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An early example of how
Apple products are destroying humanity.

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It was original sin,

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and hence everyone
humans� have been considered sinners�.

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CHAPTER II
SIN and VIRTUE

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Sinners fear,
that God will punish them. What about you?

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Well� 

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I am a sinner -

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like everyone else.

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No, but others should be afraid,
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No.

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God needed help
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and he knew who to call.

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This is Saint Moses,

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the most successful social media influencer
From Old Testament times,

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the MrBeast of his time.

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God called Moses
To the top of Mount Sinai -

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and gave him the ones engraved on stone tablets
rules for life.

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It was the first in the world
and the heaviest press release.

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God told Moses
spread the message everywhere,

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which must have been annoying,
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and they barely fit in the backpack.

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How many tens were there really?

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How many? You just said it. Ten.

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So it was ten at ten?

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No, there weren't a hundred.

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There were ten applicants.

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There were ten applicants.

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So.

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That's all.

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These commands are like
terms of use of mankind.

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Christians had to commit
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and approve
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about topics of interest to them.

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How God managed to prune
use only ten,

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when the iPhone end user license agreement
is about a hundred pages long�?

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God is God.
He can summarize better than us.

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Is the contract legally binding?

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It is a union of love
Between God and man, so

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I meant the iPhone contract.

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To stay in God's good books
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such as the coveting of sloths
during his lifetime.

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Not everyone thinks pleasure is a bad thing.

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Some dedicate their lives to hedonism,

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which is the slimmest of "isms",

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especially when it's flying.

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Entire cities
on rakennettu nautintoja varten.

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Impressive, luxurious cities
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and also this place.

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This is Las Vegas.

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It's Spanish and means "Vegas".

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Casinos, strip clubs
and the bars are open around the clock.

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It is a mecca for those
who do not go to Mecca.

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Vegas is a glittering visual metaphor
for people's amusement,

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says our guide,

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and too far and expensive for filming,

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says our producer, who dismissed the dispute.

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Considering the city's reputation
Las Vegas is also known as Sin City,

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which is short for Cincinnati,

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or would be if it wasn't
a completely different place.

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Tourists flocking here hope,

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that what happens in Vegas,
stays in vegas.

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That may be true.

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But on the other hand, God sees everything,

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even that
what mistake did Sean make with his thumb.

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What's worse, in addition to that
God knows your sins,

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He also knows sin,
which you just think about doing.

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God knows what we're thinking.

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It's a privacy nightmare, isn't it?

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Can it be refused?

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Not to my knowledge.

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Could God be deceived?
thinking false thoughts,

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that is, on the contrary
like mi� really think?

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Would it work?

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Hardly.

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No.

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God is omniscient,

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and besides, He is almighty.

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This relationship with God
starts to get a little suspicious.

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He watches us all the time.

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He sets the rules.

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He is ill-tempered.

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He even thinks he is God.
Isn't he just a toxic narcissist?

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If you follow God's commandments exactly,
enter the kingdom of heaven.

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That sounds good,
but if at death there is an i�k�s,

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may not want to complain
all those stairs.

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You don't have to do anything in heaven.

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At most, you have to do the dishes.

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Because all worldly desires
is satisfied,

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it's just a random mug.

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The alternative to heaven is hell,

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fiery furnace of damnation and eternal torment,

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which has only two letters
on Tripadvisor.

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This is quite a spiritual program.

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Can I ask about our interior?

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Do we evaluate the purity of our innermost being,
when we go to heaven?

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We are judged by
how we have functioned in the world.

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When we empty ourselves inside, what do we see?

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Depends on how far
we are ready to watch.

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Yes, how far.

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Due to God's severity -

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His followers
trying to stay together -

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with the help of organized thinking.

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It is called worship.

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Come into us, king of heaven

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Vaikka se synnilt� haiskahtaa

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Come into us completely

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Dig deep inside

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Deep in the blood of our souls!

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We are very happy with our end

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For many, praise God in this way
gives life a purpose.

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Licking the boss.

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If God looks down on us,
why do we pray on our knees?

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Kneeling expresses
respect and holiness.

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But what's the point of kneeling down?

255
00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:05,277
The acoustics are really bad.

256
00:14:05,360 --> 00:14:09,437
Wouldn't it be better to stand up
and shout demands to the sky?

257
00:14:09,520 --> 00:14:12,077
God is not literally in heaven.

258
00:14:12,160 --> 00:14:15,037
Right. Where is he then?
Found an address?

259
00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:18,520
God is here -

260
00:14:19,080 --> 00:14:23,277
everywhere and at all times.

261
00:14:23,360 --> 00:14:25,397
So even in the closets?

262
00:14:25,480 --> 00:14:29,240
That is a very important question,

263
00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:34,797
because there is a way of thinking -

264
00:14:34,880 --> 00:14:40,440
of God's presence
relates to His knowledge.

265
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:44,800
God may not be in the closet,

266
00:14:45,280 --> 00:14:50,480
but he knows the state of things in the closet.

267
00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:52,800
So is he in the closet or not?

268
00:14:53,480 --> 00:14:57,117
Not everyone believes in God alone
who gave us the gift of life.

269
00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:59,397
There are other backstories.

270
00:14:59,480 --> 00:15:01,277
CHAPTER III
CONTENTS and PROJECTIONS

271
00:15:01,360 --> 00:15:05,797
A man who slowly grows closer,
is the Victorian genius Charles Darwin.

272
00:15:05,880 --> 00:15:08,997
Darwin once rode a Beagle
to the Gal�pagos Islands,

273
00:15:09,080 --> 00:15:13,117
where an exotic turtle
gave him the idea for the theory.

274
00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:17,640
According to the theory, the human body
has not always been a human body.

275
00:15:18,680 --> 00:15:22,280
Why do they say
that our ancestors came from monkeys?

276
00:15:22,576 --> 00:15:23,477
NOBELIST

277
00:15:23,560 --> 00:15:25,117
Our ancestors came

278
00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:26,320
To the monkeys.

279
00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:33,357
They didn't come from monkeys.
Apes and us came from somewhere else.

280
00:15:33,440 --> 00:15:34,396
About the chimpanzee.

281
00:15:34,480 --> 00:15:39,237
It's not like a chimpanzee
or a modern ape or ourselves.

282
00:15:39,320 --> 00:15:42,480
Right. So we didn't come to the chimpanzee?
- We don't.

283
00:15:43,520 --> 00:15:46,717
It's hard to believe
that we are a mutation of monkey meat,

284
00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:50,797
but all living things are essentially
the same at the microscopic level.

285
00:15:50,880 --> 00:15:55,360
Many things are always alive
from small microbes to larger microbes.

286
00:15:56,040 --> 00:15:59,717
That is, they consist of cells,
who are like prison cells,

287
00:15:59,800 --> 00:16:02,637
which is probably what life is for
so depressing.

288
00:16:02,720 --> 00:16:04,520
It's a life sentence,

289
00:16:04,800 --> 00:16:07,960
as long as in this program
the sentences I said.

290
00:16:09,520 --> 00:16:11,357
Are there any benefits to cells?

291
00:16:11,440 --> 00:16:13,840
Without cells, we wouldn't exist.

292
00:16:14,160 --> 00:16:16,037
We are made up of trillions of cells.

293
00:16:16,120 --> 00:16:20,237
We all came from one cell,
so they are important to us.

294
00:16:20,320 --> 00:16:25,877
Do they divide and reproduce
my cell all the time even when I'm sitting here?

295
00:16:25,960 --> 00:16:27,717
Ever since you sat down -

296
00:16:27,800 --> 00:16:31,040
your body has been
about a million cell divisions.

297
00:16:31,800 --> 00:16:34,160
No wonder it always fails.

298
00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:37,717
Cells could not reproduce without it.

299
00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:41,080
IKEA instruction book el�m��n, DNA.

300
00:16:41,840 --> 00:16:45,317
DNA is small but complex,
like Tom Cruise.

301
00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:49,237
It would take more than 50 years for a typist
write the DNA sequence.

302
00:16:49,320 --> 00:16:52,957
That would be stupid, because what the hell
could just cut and paste.

303
00:16:53,040 --> 00:16:55,877
"Mimmy" was due
of unconscious attitude.

304
00:16:55,960 --> 00:16:58,480
It's in my DNA and it's not my fault.

305
00:16:58,960 --> 00:17:01,040
Have you heard of D 'n' A?

306
00:17:01,376 --> 00:17:02,277
I am.

307
00:17:02,360 --> 00:17:03,557
PROFESSOR OF QUANTUM PHYSICS

308
00:17:03,640 --> 00:17:08,360
Do we all have D 'n' A,
or do some have D or A but not both?

309
00:17:09,280 --> 00:17:11,317
It's not D and A.

310
00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:14,277
There are three letters here. DNA.

311
00:17:14,360 --> 00:17:17,800
Can you see me, do I have DNA?

312
00:17:18,240 --> 00:17:21,357
I know it is
because you are a living organism.

313
00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:23,277
All living things have DNA.

314
00:17:23,360 --> 00:17:28,637
My friend Paul was trying to create a new life
by poking DNA into grapefruit,

315
00:17:28,720 --> 00:17:33,120
but halfway through the experiment
the greengrocer started beating him.

316
00:17:33,560 --> 00:17:36,200
Why is science so controversial?

317
00:17:38,680 --> 00:17:43,197
I guess your question didn't
stem from your story� 

318
00:17:43,280 --> 00:17:45,040
No, it changed.

319
00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:47,597
The greatest mysteries of life are,

320
00:17:47,680 --> 00:17:50,800
how is it possible
that I show my identity too -

321
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:53,560
that from my father -

322
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,720
at the same time,

323
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:58,320
even though I only have one face.

324
00:17:58,720 --> 00:18:03,677
Is it true that a person's most important task
is applying gels?

325
00:18:03,760 --> 00:18:05,240
Passing on genes.

326
00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:09,560
Pardon?
- "Passing genes forward."

327
00:18:10,176 --> 00:18:11,077
Right.

328
00:18:11,160 --> 00:18:15,720
is it true
that man's most important task is

329
00:18:16,040 --> 00:18:17,440
Mediation.

330
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:19,837
Passing genes forward.

331
00:18:19,920 --> 00:18:22,397
I don't know
is it the most important task,

332
00:18:22,480 --> 00:18:23,917
but it is important.

333
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:28,440
It means that you passed on your own genes -

334
00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:30,317
to your child.

335
00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:32,637
What if I don't want to pass on my genes?

336
00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:34,917
Then you don't have to.

337
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:36,797
Right. How can I avoid it?

338
00:18:36,880 --> 00:18:37,981
Well� 

339
00:18:38,520 --> 00:18:40,120
You have to make love.

340
00:18:41,080 --> 00:18:43,360
Oh so I don't pass on my genes?

341
00:18:44,680 --> 00:18:46,197
THE BEGINNING OF THE HUMAN INDIVIDUAL

342
00:18:46,280 --> 00:18:48,197
All living things multiply,

343
00:18:48,280 --> 00:18:50,517
i.e. all living things continue the family.

344
00:18:50,600 --> 00:18:54,037
Dogs, lions, pigs, penguins,

345
00:18:54,120 --> 00:18:55,997
monkeys, shield deer,

346
00:18:56,080 --> 00:18:57,557
elephants, horses,

347
00:18:57,640 --> 00:19:00,037
David and Victoria Beckham and pigs again.

348
00:19:00,120 --> 00:19:04,717
Female genitalia are largely
hidden inside the body -

349
00:19:04,800 --> 00:19:07,597
and generally visible
only behind a paywall.

350
00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:10,237
In contrast, the male genitalia -

351
00:19:10,320 --> 00:19:13,277
i.e. the "tricks" are located
outside the body.

352
00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:14,997
You can easily get a picture of them,

353
00:19:15,080 --> 00:19:18,557
which can be sent
to a potential partner without permission.

354
00:19:18,640 --> 00:19:20,837
Where's the penis?

355
00:19:20,920 --> 00:19:23,397
The penis is here. That's it.

356
00:19:23,480 --> 00:19:26,760
Right. I speak quietly so as not to wake you up.

357
00:19:27,160 --> 00:19:28,437
This is a flaccid penis.

358
00:19:28,520 --> 00:19:29,837
PROFESSOR OF REPRODUCTIVE SCIENCES

359
00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:32,117
It needs to be powered up for connection.

360
00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:35,240
So what happens?
Which part goes where?

361
00:19:35,880 --> 00:19:38,597
The penis must therefore be stiff.
- Yep.

362
00:19:38,680 --> 00:19:42,200
Then it is inserted into the vagina
during intercourse.

363
00:19:42,600 --> 00:19:44,597
A man ejaculates semen -

364
00:19:44,680 --> 00:19:47,880
through the penis to the woman's vagina.

365
00:19:48,640 --> 00:19:51,880
Good lord.
I hope that doesn't happen to me.

366
00:19:52,760 --> 00:19:56,197
Ankea-flavored soup,
whose penis vomits out

367
00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:58,797
containing millions of brave mallards.

368
00:19:58,880 --> 00:20:01,437
They swim up through a woman's plumbing -

369
00:20:01,520 --> 00:20:04,437
towards the egg into which they fall -

370
00:20:04,520 --> 00:20:07,240
like the September 11 attack in a woman.

371
00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:10,997
Unbelievable yes,
this is where the miracle of life begins,

372
00:20:11,080 --> 00:20:16,280
and right at this moment a woman's right
The body is full of itself.

373
00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:18,997
Yhdeks�n kuukauden p��st� -

374
00:20:19,080 --> 00:20:24,237
the baby glides painlessly
the woman's forelegs opened out into the world.

375
00:20:24,320 --> 00:20:28,960
Then it slowly changes
from a baby to a real person.

376
00:20:29,480 --> 00:20:32,120
But what exactly is a person?

377
00:20:32,720 --> 00:20:35,757
How many people
is the human body?

378
00:20:35,840 --> 00:20:36,957
PROFESSOR OF SURGERY

379
00:20:37,040 --> 00:20:39,197
All people have a human body.

380
00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:41,197
What if a person is holding a cat?

381
00:20:41,280 --> 00:20:45,880
Does he have a human body and a cat body,
or isn't that how it goes?

382
00:20:46,280 --> 00:20:51,280
No, they are completely separate.
A person is a person and a cat is a cat.

383
00:20:52,360 --> 00:20:56,397
Human biology has existed
almost as long as humans,

384
00:20:56,480 --> 00:20:57,880
if not longer.

385
00:20:58,160 --> 00:21:03,240
It includes a complex system
skin and muscle systems, i.e. organs.

386
00:21:03,640 --> 00:21:07,117
If you put the organs in a plastic bag
and you would go to the shoe store,

387
00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:08,597
you would be arrested.

388
00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:11,997
If you put them in the right order,
the result is the human body.

389
00:21:12,080 --> 00:21:16,320
Nicely assembled machine,
who also farts and eats crisps.

390
00:21:17,640 --> 00:21:21,757
Our organs are so
that some people can't stand such pictures.

391
00:21:21,840 --> 00:21:25,600
If you are a sensitive viewer,
look away five seconds ago.

392
00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:30,757
Is the right term for all of this
contents or blood?

393
00:21:30,840 --> 00:21:32,037
For everything.

394
00:21:32,120 --> 00:21:34,800
This is called the intestine.

395
00:21:35,120 --> 00:21:38,517
If the bowel is pulled out,
how long would it be?

396
00:21:38,600 --> 00:21:40,597
It would be several meters long.

397
00:21:40,680 --> 00:21:42,840
But why pull it out?

398
00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:46,397
Normaalisti emme tee niin,
unless it is an illness.

399
00:21:46,480 --> 00:21:49,237
So you don't know why it happens.
- I don't.

400
00:21:49,320 --> 00:21:52,117
Slimy insides
need a structure around them,

401
00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:55,477
so that they don't slip on the floor
as landmines for passers-by.

402
00:21:55,560 --> 00:21:59,157
We wouldn't be
straightforward citizens without this -

403
00:21:59,240 --> 00:22:01,637
a skeleton familiar from ghost trains.

404
00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:06,000
It's unbelievable that such a thing
is inside some of us.

405
00:22:07,480 --> 00:22:11,160
Did you know that with only 40 percent
is there a skeleton of humans?

406
00:22:12,320 --> 00:22:16,157
Where did you get that number?
- That's true. I saw a video about it.

407
00:22:16,240 --> 00:22:19,397
The existence of a skeleton
survived only after death.

408
00:22:19,480 --> 00:22:21,197
Some are just meat.

409
00:22:21,280 --> 00:22:23,717
This is it
- Do you know Burt Lancaster?

410
00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:26,400
He was full of meat like a sausage.

411
00:22:27,040 --> 00:22:30,157
Every person has a skeleton.

412
00:22:30,240 --> 00:22:32,320
The number is 100 percent.

413
00:22:33,040 --> 00:22:35,997
Did you know that knees are a scam?
- How so?

414
00:22:36,080 --> 00:22:40,720
If you walk without bending your legs,
gets about 8 years more life expectancy.

415
00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:42,960
I went for a run in the morning.

416
00:22:43,240 --> 00:22:47,917
How can I run without bending my knees?
- I'm not saying you didn't bend your knees.

417
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:51,037
I'm just saying
that if you would not bend your knees,

418
00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:53,477
you would get eight more years of life.

419
00:22:53,560 --> 00:22:56,920
Although the stairs would be difficult,
its sale.

420
00:22:57,720 --> 00:23:03,400
The most important part of the human body is here
in the cockpit or "skull".

421
00:23:04,360 --> 00:23:08,557
The prisoner of the skull is the being that we are
enslaved to think for us.

422
00:23:08,640 --> 00:23:12,040
This clever cauliflower is known as the brain.

423
00:23:13,160 --> 00:23:15,797
So that's where the brain is.
- This is where the brain is.

424
00:23:15,880 --> 00:23:18,877
How many of these are there
in the middle of nowhere?

425
00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:20,877
They are one.

426
00:23:20,960 --> 00:23:22,480
Only one.
- Yes.

427
00:23:23,680 --> 00:23:26,477
The brain does not perform
only complex tasks,

428
00:23:26,560 --> 00:23:28,720
such as cooking or porridge soup.

429
00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:33,520
They also take care of trivial matters,
kuten koko ihmistietoisuuttamme,

430
00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:36,720
whose origin is a complete mystery.

431
00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:44,480
Does the brain create consciousness
or does consciousness control the brain?

432
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:47,557
There are many contradictions about it
- Sorry.

433
00:23:47,640 --> 00:23:49,997
I have to remind you to answer

434
00:23:50,080 --> 00:23:51,157
How did it go?

435
00:23:51,240 --> 00:23:53,437
"Obviously because of the viewers."

436
00:23:53,520 --> 00:23:55,677
The question is complex.

437
00:23:55,760 --> 00:23:59,797
My view is,
that the brain creates consciousness,

438
00:23:59,880 --> 00:24:01,917
but awareness gives the ability -

439
00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:05,557
do things we couldn't do,
unless we were aware.

440
00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:06,837
Thanks.

441
00:24:06,920 --> 00:24:12,040
Apparently I wasn't supposed to read
card ��neen, so�

442
00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:14,480
Sorry for the home viewers.

443
00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:19,517
All this leads
to the ultimate question.

444
00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:20,720
Who am I?

445
00:24:21,120 --> 00:24:24,797
I'm not talking about myself. I'm in the tent
so everyone knows me.

446
00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:27,517
But who are you? What are you doing here?

447
00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:30,440
Is this really happening?

448
00:24:31,480 --> 00:24:35,197
When we think, for example, of a windmill� 

449
00:24:35,280 --> 00:24:37,600
How real is that windmill?

450
00:24:38,040 --> 00:24:39,157
That's not true.

451
00:24:39,240 --> 00:24:40,237
Isn't it?

452
00:24:40,320 --> 00:24:41,917
It's in your mind.

453
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:44,880
Why did I imagine a windmill?
Is that a clue?

454
00:24:45,240 --> 00:24:46,437
Hint what?

455
00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:47,797
From somewhere.
- I don't know.

456
00:24:47,880 --> 00:24:49,797
Depends on what you were thinking.

457
00:24:49,880 --> 00:24:51,760
What is inside the windmill?

458
00:24:52,520 --> 00:24:55,280
Depends on what you were thinking.

459
00:24:56,200 --> 00:24:59,600
What if someone lives in a windmill,

460
00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:03,600
I can't imagine him,
but he imagines me.

461
00:25:04,080 --> 00:25:09,400
This is a very unusual way
understand the workings of the imagination.

462
00:25:10,280 --> 00:25:13,397
Imagination is a by-product of the mind,

463
00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:16,197
and some believe
that it can be improved -

464
00:25:16,280 --> 00:25:18,960
with mind-expanding psychedelics.

465
00:25:19,280 --> 00:25:24,797
When hippies used psychedelics,
how much did their consciousness expand?

466
00:25:24,880 --> 00:25:27,037
Did they pop their skulls open?

467
00:25:27,120 --> 00:25:28,717
They didn't pop.

468
00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:33,957
It meant they were more open
for ideas, philosophies and concepts,

469
00:25:34,040 --> 00:25:35,997
which they had not thought of.

470
00:25:36,080 --> 00:25:38,320
You know when people talk -

471
00:25:38,720 --> 00:25:40,640
about opening the third eye?

472
00:25:41,280 --> 00:25:45,200
My friend Paul is calling
hole in the penis like that.

473
00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:47,920
Why would anyone want to expand it�?

474
00:25:48,320 --> 00:25:51,557
Psychopathic drug use
in the 1960s -

475
00:25:51,640 --> 00:25:56,080
made even the celebrities think
the more spiritual side of existence.

476
00:25:56,760 --> 00:25:59,837
When the Beatles took LSD
and went to India,

477
00:25:59,920 --> 00:26:04,080
did they really go there
or was that part trippy�?

478
00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:06,397
Yes, they went there.

479
00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:10,237
They visited the ashram
and met the gurus while there�.

480
00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:12,157
It changed what they said.

481
00:26:12,240 --> 00:26:14,917
They said, "All you need is love",

482
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:18,677
and then George Harrison said:
"All things must pass."

483
00:26:18,760 --> 00:26:21,357
They were spiritual messages,
isn't it?

484
00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:25,960
Kun Paul lauloi "ihanasta joulunajasta",

485
00:26:26,480 --> 00:26:28,640
did it have a deeper meaning?

486
00:26:29,040 --> 00:26:30,997
I don't think so.

487
00:26:31,080 --> 00:26:34,397
Paul must have had a wonderful Christmas
at least later.

488
00:26:34,480 --> 00:26:39,600
My ex Sean sang it to me once
in bed in an intimate moment.

489
00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:42,880
I dried up like a cat's tongue.

490
00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:47,117
Rock stars also raised
popularity of meditation -

491
00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:50,677
as a means of dismantling
the stress of modern life out of mind.

492
00:26:50,760 --> 00:26:52,877
You should sit while meditating,

493
00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:55,357
or Can I do something else at the same time,

494
00:26:55,440 --> 00:26:59,320
such as driving or operating heavy machinery?

495
00:26:59,640 --> 00:27:00,917
Some people� 

496
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:03,797
Buddhists practice
walking meditation.

497
00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:05,717
So you don't have to sit.

498
00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:08,800
Does meditation help?
our insides to relax?

499
00:27:09,176 --> 00:27:10,077
Help.

500
00:27:10,160 --> 00:27:12,037
So it relaxes our insides.

501
00:27:12,120 --> 00:27:13,560
Yes.
- Yes.

502
00:27:14,120 --> 00:27:18,637
Let's take a moment to adjust
together with our current reality.

503
00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:23,560
We will now do a guided meditation,
which you can join at home.

504
00:27:23,880 --> 00:27:25,400
Close your eyes.

505
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:27,640
Slow down your breathing.

506
00:27:28,600 --> 00:27:30,440
Breathe in.

507
00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:42,720
Sorry, you exhaled.

508
00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:48,520
Be aware of the rise and fall of your stomach.

509
00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:52,240
Feel the clothes on your skin.

510
00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:54,880
Why are they made of that fabric?

511
00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:58,160
Has the child sewn them
in some sweat shop?

512
00:27:58,680 --> 00:28:01,240
Maybe it's better not to think about it.

513
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:03,640
Listen to my dreams.

514
00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:06,877
Why is there an echo effect on it?

515
00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:11,640
Maybe it was meant to sound like a bridge
as if the thoughts were echoing in my mind.

516
00:28:11,920 --> 00:28:13,640
It's been weeks since filming.

517
00:28:14,040 --> 00:28:15,920
Wait a minute, where am I?

518
00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:20,357
I wake up and stand up.
That's not how it used to be.

519
00:28:20,440 --> 00:28:22,640
Help! I'm still here!

520
00:28:23,040 --> 00:28:28,000
God, I'm out of my body.
This was warned. Help! Ap� 

521
00:28:33,800 --> 00:28:34,837
TO BE CONTINUED SOON

522
00:28:34,920 --> 00:28:36,197
Sorry about that.

523
00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:39,557
A copy of consciousness
got stuck on the track.

524
00:28:39,640 --> 00:28:44,520
It has now been shot and we will soon be able to resume
Working on Cunk on Life.

525
00:28:46,480 --> 00:28:49,477
Who is that walking in the wonderful scenery?

526
00:28:49,560 --> 00:28:51,277
That's Philomena Cunk!

527
00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:55,437
It has a semi-realistic face,
similar clothes not manners.

528
00:28:55,520 --> 00:28:56,517
That's not all.

529
00:28:56,600 --> 00:29:00,877
Philomena plucks facial hair,
witness the crucifixion and lay eggs!

530
00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:04,117
Take it off and hooray! Real blood!

531
00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:08,077
The fun doesn't stop at cleaning.
Philomena pilots the spaceship -

532
00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:10,477
with their galactic friends:

533
00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:13,917
captain paskapapu,
Mrs. Benson and Barnaby-9.

534
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:17,437
He kiert�v�t galaksia
repairing black holes and mutilating livestock.

535
00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:20,557
Philomena Cunk and Kamut.
Available from dealers.

536
00:29:20,640 --> 00:29:22,917
May contain nuts or seeds.

537
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:26,280
Turn off after midnight.
Remember to hydrate. Amen.

538
00:29:29,880 --> 00:29:31,640
Next on the program:

539
00:29:32,320 --> 00:29:35,077
We meet a man
which awaits the death penalty.

540
00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:38,237
I ask philosophy to explore our innermost selves.

541
00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:41,880
Philosophers spend a lot of time
to our innermost thinking?

542
00:29:44,280 --> 00:29:46,477
I will visit the particle accelerator -

543
00:29:46,560 --> 00:29:49,560
astrochatting
with Professor Brian Cox.

544
00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:51,397
What is a black hole?

545
00:29:51,480 --> 00:29:52,717
A black hole?

546
00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:55,040
Sorry, non-white hole.

547
00:29:55,520 --> 00:30:01,480
But let's take a look first
the suffocating powerlessness myth of death.

548
00:30:01,840 --> 00:30:04,797
CHAPTER IV
DEATH

549
00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:07,317
Death hits everyone equally.

550
00:30:07,400 --> 00:30:11,517
You may have been a billionaire supermodel-
president and king,

551
00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:15,240
but when you die you begin to decay
like a sausage at a rest stop.

552
00:30:17,680 --> 00:30:20,277
How you die is a big question mark.

553
00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:22,957
You might fall off a ladder or a cliff -

554
00:30:23,040 --> 00:30:25,237
or drop into a lake with a knife.

555
00:30:25,320 --> 00:30:29,240
You can be reached by car or bus
or a tractor if you're a jerk.

556
00:30:29,560 --> 00:30:32,637
Maybe you're already dead
and you look at this from beyond the grave,

557
00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:36,197
what would you say
because you are not counted in the viewership numbers.

558
00:30:36,280 --> 00:30:40,000
Which is statistically more common:
athlete's foot or death?

559
00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:43,437
Death is much more common.

560
00:30:43,520 --> 00:30:45,920
We all face it for sure.

561
00:30:46,320 --> 00:30:50,760
How soon after death
is it safe to continue with your daily activities?

562
00:30:51,320 --> 00:30:55,680
No daily fuss
can continue after death.

563
00:30:56,120 --> 00:30:59,760
How would that work?
- Can't even listen to the podcast?

564
00:31:00,280 --> 00:31:01,997
Can't listen to anything.

565
00:31:02,080 --> 00:31:05,000
If you play a podcast to the body,

566
00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:07,720
wouldn't that get there?

567
00:31:08,120 --> 00:31:09,960
Not at all.

568
00:31:10,720 --> 00:31:12,677
The downside of our big brains is that

569
00:31:12,760 --> 00:31:16,037
that we know as the only entities
the weakness of death.

570
00:31:16,120 --> 00:31:19,717
Although if you put 10 dogs in a line
and would shoot them one by one,

571
00:31:19,800 --> 00:31:23,560
the last dog might realize something
at the fourth.

572
00:31:24,200 --> 00:31:27,637
Death is easy to forget,
until it hits its mark,

573
00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:29,837
when the brain resets anyway.

574
00:31:29,920 --> 00:31:32,397
The mood was different in the Middle Ages.

575
00:31:32,480 --> 00:31:36,277
Plague diseases, wars
and thanks to the violent undertones -

576
00:31:36,360 --> 00:31:38,477
death was a familiar thing.

577
00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:41,360
People suffer from fomo,
if not dead.

578
00:31:41,800 --> 00:31:47,880
A comradely relationship with one's own mortality
also reflected in art.

579
00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:51,477
This is the triumph of Bruegel's Death,

580
00:31:51,560 --> 00:31:56,717
where the undead
are violently destroying humanity.

581
00:31:56,800 --> 00:32:00,200
These scenes
ei tulla n�kem��n Pixar-elokuvissa.

582
00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:03,557
It's terrible that this actually happened.

583
00:32:03,640 --> 00:32:06,557
Fortunately, Bruegel had time to immortalize
this picture -

584
00:32:06,640 --> 00:32:09,037
before the skeletons grabbed them.

585
00:32:09,120 --> 00:32:11,917
It's a wonder he passed
could paint.

586
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:14,197
My hands would have trembled so,

587
00:32:14,280 --> 00:32:17,040
that I wouldn't have smelled it
my eyes with a brush.

588
00:32:19,120 --> 00:32:20,800
What the hell is this?

589
00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:25,560
The scene is a product of imagination.

590
00:32:26,560 --> 00:32:29,600
Bruegel was not really the scene -

591
00:32:30,520 --> 00:32:31,621
eye contact

592
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:34,360
But you could use it that way, wouldn't you?

593
00:32:36,800 --> 00:32:38,197
No, you can't use it that way.

594
00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:42,080
Terrible, how skillfully
Some information is currently being distributed.

595
00:32:43,720 --> 00:32:47,357
For years, art was described
ominous figure,

596
00:32:47,440 --> 00:32:49,760
who killed people� with a scythe.

597
00:32:50,360 --> 00:32:52,757
He is this man, the reaper.

598
00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:56,557
No problem, I haven't connected.
It looks like there is no one behind me.

599
00:32:56,640 --> 00:32:59,437
You can't see the reaper there at home,

600
00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:02,557
unless you die within 24 hours.

601
00:33:02,640 --> 00:33:06,640
About what happens after death,
has been hotly debated.

602
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:09,917
Some believe that a person becomes a ghost,

603
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:13,717
made of a kind of ghost smoke
simple hologram.

604
00:33:13,800 --> 00:33:18,557
According to scientists, there are no ghosts,
although they are often depicted,

605
00:33:18,640 --> 00:33:21,637
like in the movies
Poltergeist and Poltergeist II -

606
00:33:21,720 --> 00:33:23,677
as well as in its new version.

607
00:33:23,760 --> 00:33:27,760
About ghosts actually
there are more pictures than scientists.

608
00:33:28,200 --> 00:33:30,200
So which ones are correct?

609
00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:34,880
We moved on
for the science hardcore department?

610
00:33:35,560 --> 00:33:37,640
Ghosts.

611
00:33:38,040 --> 00:33:40,037
When a person dies,

612
00:33:40,120 --> 00:33:44,440
which hole does the ghost come out of,
from the north or the south?

613
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:51,917
I don't like ghosts
as a truly scientific subject.

614
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:54,440
Let me tell you one thing. Ignore it.

615
00:33:55,120 --> 00:34:00,160
In 2021, my aunt Carol got engaged
With a man named Bob Collins.

616
00:34:00,760 --> 00:34:05,480
One day a man disappeared
and emptied my aunt's bank account.

617
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:08,800
When my aunt did a search on Bob Collins,

618
00:34:09,200 --> 00:34:12,040
it turned out that he was dead
in 1958.

619
00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:14,280
He had been a ghost.

620
00:34:15,320 --> 00:34:18,157
Someone else couldn't appear
As Bob Collins?

621
00:34:18,240 --> 00:34:23,877
No, in the photos from 1958
Bob Collins looked completely different.

622
00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:28,360
So he was disguised,
so that my aunt wouldn't notice that she was a ghost.

623
00:34:29,080 --> 00:34:31,237
It cannot be explained. Terrifying.

624
00:34:31,320 --> 00:34:35,640
What if the man doesn't look like Bob,
because there are different people?

625
00:34:38,440 --> 00:34:39,541
No, it� 

626
00:34:43,200 --> 00:34:44,301
It's a ghost.

627
00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:48,917
Death, tragedy and suffering
have always belonged to life.

628
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:51,037
In the endless mire of misery -

629
00:34:51,120 --> 00:34:54,277
people began to think�,
does God even exist.

630
00:34:54,360 --> 00:34:56,797
CHAPTER V
EPILYS

631
00:34:56,880 --> 00:34:59,677
For centuries no one brought
skepticism

632
00:34:59,760 --> 00:35:03,800
just in case God was
exist and would punish severely.

633
00:35:04,080 --> 00:35:06,637
But change was coming.

634
00:35:06,720 --> 00:35:08,117
The year is 1883.

635
00:35:08,200 --> 00:35:12,720
German philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche
worked hard in his study -

636
00:35:13,080 --> 00:35:15,280
writing his thoughts on paper.

637
00:35:16,680 --> 00:35:18,717
No problem. He can't hear me.

638
00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:21,640
He is writing about a controversy

639
00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:32,760
He is writing
isolated controversial slogan.

640
00:35:33,200 --> 00:35:35,800
Three little words:

641
00:35:36,200 --> 00:35:37,480
God is dead.

642
00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:40,797
Nietzsche said, "God is dead."

643
00:35:40,880 --> 00:35:43,837
Now Nietzsche himself is dead.
Who's next?

644
00:35:43,920 --> 00:35:46,600
Did he name his killer before he died?

645
00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:49,400
Oh Nietzsche? No.

646
00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:51,720
I think he thought that

647
00:35:53,480 --> 00:35:57,080
People should understand
having created God,

648
00:35:57,880 --> 00:36:00,797
who didn't
as much good as they thought.

649
00:36:00,880 --> 00:36:02,720
People should understand,

650
00:36:03,480 --> 00:36:06,797
that God never existed.

651
00:36:06,880 --> 00:36:09,560
According to Nietzsche
so we killed god?

652
00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:11,197
In use.

653
00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:14,477
I wasn't even born then.
- Yes.

654
00:36:14,560 --> 00:36:16,680
Nietzsche can go to hell.

655
00:36:18,280 --> 00:36:21,597
Can we be sure
didn't God kill himself?

656
00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:24,400
You never know what someone can endure.

657
00:36:26,640 --> 00:36:28,080
It's possible.

658
00:36:29,160 --> 00:36:34,157
Nietzsche's declaration of the death of God
caused a wild firestorm,

659
00:36:34,240 --> 00:36:37,917
when religious authority
there was talk of decay -

660
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:40,597
in an increasingly secularized world -

661
00:36:40,680 --> 00:36:46,640
107 years before Belgian techno music
"Pump Up the Jam" release.

662
00:36:57,360 --> 00:37:02,400
"PUMP UP THE JAM" REACHED NO.2
ON THE UK AND US CHARTS

663
00:37:03,560 --> 00:37:06,237
IT WAS FIXED
MARTIN SCORSESE'S FILM -

664
00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:08,320
THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST

665
00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:12,880
FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE IS BORN
15/10/1844 IN SAXONY

666
00:37:14,280 --> 00:37:17,680
YOU DON'T KNOW, HE SAID
DEBT FOR YOUR ENTIRE LIFETIME

667
00:37:19,240 --> 00:37:22,760
AFTER DECLARING GOD DEAD
NIETZSCHE WROTE:

668
00:37:24,320 --> 00:37:27,757
"Most holy and mighty,
what the world has owned until now,

669
00:37:27,840 --> 00:37:30,957
has bled dry
under our knives:

670
00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:33,117
who will wipe this blood from us?

671
00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:35,717
With which water do we wash ourselves clean?

672
00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:37,720
What a reconciliation party�"

673
00:37:40,240 --> 00:37:42,517
HELP! I'M STUCK IN THE EDITING PROGRAM

674
00:37:42,600 --> 00:37:44,957
I HAVE JUST
AVID SUBTITLING TOOL

675
00:37:45,040 --> 00:37:47,640
HOPE SOMEONE READS THIS

676
00:37:48,320 --> 00:37:50,637
However, if God is really dead,

677
00:37:50,720 --> 00:37:53,917
the higher authority
does not criticize our way of life,

678
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:56,357
except the neighbors upstairs.

679
00:37:56,440 --> 00:37:59,037
It can create
a terrible moral vacuum,

680
00:37:59,120 --> 00:38:01,797
where people behave cruelly -

681
00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:05,397
such as in the entertainment industry
used to be in the 1970s,

682
00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:07,437
in the 80s and 90s,

683
00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:10,240
in the early 2000s,
In the 2010s and now.

684
00:38:10,800 --> 00:38:15,200
Fortunately, moral guidance was found
kirjallisuuden maailmasta.

685
00:38:15,520 --> 00:38:18,637
CHAPTER VI
MORALS and MORE

686
00:38:18,720 --> 00:38:22,520
In the 19th century there was a lot of significance
Russian writers.

687
00:38:23,040 --> 00:38:25,917
Tolstoy, Dostoyevsky, Turgenev,

688
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:28,077
Page change and Pushkin.

689
00:38:28,160 --> 00:38:29,360
Who was the best?

690
00:38:30,280 --> 00:38:31,917
I like Pushkin.

691
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:32,917
So?
- Yes.

692
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:34,557
What about page change?

693
00:38:34,640 --> 00:38:35,960
Page change� 

694
00:38:36,640 --> 00:38:38,880
What did he write?

695
00:38:39,720 --> 00:38:42,040
I don't know. I look at my notes.

696
00:38:44,440 --> 00:38:48,557
The most important Russian writers
were Tolstoy, Dostoyevsky,

697
00:38:48,640 --> 00:38:51,397
Turgenev, Page change -

698
00:38:51,480 --> 00:38:52,760
and Pushkin.

699
00:38:53,160 --> 00:38:55,677
It doesn't matter if you haven't heard of him.

700
00:38:55,760 --> 00:38:59,000
I hadn't heard of him either.
- Yes.

701
00:38:59,680 --> 00:39:02,837
This is one of the biggest
of moral thinkers -

702
00:39:02,920 --> 00:39:05,637
ven�l�inen kirjailija Fjodor Dostojevski -

703
00:39:05,720 --> 00:39:08,240
have fun at the party.

704
00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:11,277
Many of his books
not yet read

705
00:39:11,360 --> 00:39:14,717
but his most famous work,
absolute Tour de France,

706
00:39:14,800 --> 00:39:17,717
is an unopened masterpiece
Crime in a restaurant.

707
00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:21,917
Crime and punishment is discussed
individual freedom,

708
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:25,237
role of authority
and moral complexity.

709
00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:27,240
How many points out of ten?

710
00:39:28,480 --> 00:39:30,477
I would give it a nine.
- Nine.

711
00:39:30,560 --> 00:39:31,800
So.

712
00:39:33,120 --> 00:39:34,480
Nine.

713
00:39:35,080 --> 00:39:38,477
The punishments have hardly changed
From the time of Dostoevsky.

714
00:39:38,560 --> 00:39:43,037
Although in some countries,
if it is a really serious crime,

715
00:39:43,120 --> 00:39:45,519
the authorities shorten the sentence

716
00:39:45,602 --> 00:39:46,557
EXECUTE

717
00:39:46,640 --> 00:39:48,117
 �by killing a criminal.

718
00:39:48,200 --> 00:39:51,757
The death penalty makes us ask:
"Does it hurt?"

719
00:39:51,840 --> 00:39:53,477
"Are there any tickets left?"

720
00:39:53,560 --> 00:39:55,917
and "Does 6A look good?"

721
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:59,080
as well as deeper than others
a moral issue�.

722
00:39:59,800 --> 00:40:02,957
Why do they say
that someone ends up in an electric chair,

723
00:40:03,040 --> 00:40:05,037
even if you sit on it first?

724
00:40:05,120 --> 00:40:06,917
You are taking it too literally.

725
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:11,680
S�hk�tuoliin p��tyminen tarkoittaa
Facing death with no strength.

726
00:40:13,080 --> 00:40:15,517
This is Waylon Jackalope IV.

727
00:40:15,600 --> 00:40:18,997
In 2019, his skin
six people alive -

728
00:40:19,080 --> 00:40:21,917
and got good at it
his own Netflix documentary -

729
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:24,357
and I go to the death row.

730
00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:27,797
I am happy to say,
that he will now join our company.

731
00:40:27,880 --> 00:40:31,077
Waylon, you murdered six people.

732
00:40:31,160 --> 00:40:33,120
Where did you get the idea for the murders?

733
00:40:33,520 --> 00:40:35,597
I wouldn't want to worry about it.

734
00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:37,760
I can only say

735
00:40:38,160 --> 00:40:41,877
that Waylon the Jackalope,
who killed those people

736
00:40:41,960 --> 00:40:44,760
was a different man than the one you see today.

737
00:40:45,480 --> 00:40:48,120
Didn't you do that? Are you to blame?

738
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:50,680
No, ma'am. I killed them.

739
00:40:51,240 --> 00:40:52,560
Thank God.

740
00:40:53,120 --> 00:40:57,560
Have you been sentenced to death before?
or is this the first time?

741
00:40:58,120 --> 00:40:59,437
The first time.

742
00:40:59,520 --> 00:41:01,357
You will be in the electric chair.

743
00:41:01,440 --> 00:41:03,797
Aren't you worried about what's going on?

744
00:41:03,880 --> 00:41:08,117
I have made peace with the Lord
and I am ready to meet them.

745
00:41:08,200 --> 00:41:11,277
Aren't you afraid of pain?
There are millions of volts here.

746
00:41:11,360 --> 00:41:14,357
My friend Paul says the liver is rising,

747
00:41:14,440 --> 00:41:17,757
kidneys pop
and the bowel starts to work differently -

748
00:41:17,840 --> 00:41:21,040
shoving boiling shit down my throat,
causing suffocation.

749
00:41:21,320 --> 00:41:24,437
It would be more humane
pay other prisoners for it�,

750
00:41:24,520 --> 00:41:27,680
that they would hold you
and tore it off.

751
00:41:32,040 --> 00:41:33,141
Be that as it may,

752
00:41:33,440 --> 00:41:34,541
good luck on your way.

753
00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:40,077
Before you go,
could you do a quick ad -

754
00:41:40,160 --> 00:41:41,560
to that phone?

755
00:41:41,960 --> 00:41:45,157
Could you say:
"Watch me die in Cunk on Life"?

756
00:41:45,240 --> 00:41:47,360
It's coming to TikTok. Quite short.

757
00:41:48,880 --> 00:41:52,357
Watch me die in Cunk for Life.

758
00:41:52,440 --> 00:41:54,480
On Life.

759
00:41:55,800 --> 00:42:00,040
Katso, kun kuolen Cunk on Lifessa.

760
00:42:01,080 --> 00:42:03,280
About. It went smoothly.

761
00:42:04,400 --> 00:42:08,597
Why in an electric chair
is there only one person at a time?

762
00:42:08,680 --> 00:42:13,437
Could there be an electric bench,
which can accommodate seven people at once?

763
00:42:13,520 --> 00:42:15,677
You probably could, but you shouldn't.

764
00:42:15,760 --> 00:42:18,757
It would be faster,
and it could be done separately.

765
00:42:18,840 --> 00:42:21,517
That would be
but then the death penalty -

766
00:42:21,600 --> 00:42:25,477
should be considered sensible and useful,
it is not so.

767
00:42:25,560 --> 00:42:28,757
Electronic killing
is not very environmentally friendly.

768
00:42:28,840 --> 00:42:31,640
Could people be beaten to death?

769
00:42:32,120 --> 00:42:36,880
There are certainly others
methods of execution of the death penalty,

770
00:42:37,640 --> 00:42:39,997
which would be more environmentally friendly.

771
00:42:40,080 --> 00:42:42,757
I think the death penalty
should be deleted.

772
00:42:42,840 --> 00:42:47,917
Is in a just society
better to kill one guilty person -

773
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:50,480
how to save one guilty person?

774
00:42:51,040 --> 00:42:54,400
Killing the accused person
is never a good thing.

775
00:42:55,240 --> 00:42:58,837
About the life and death of the heavy
examining dilemmas -

776
00:42:58,920 --> 00:43:03,480
in a godless universe
leads to nihilism and existentialism,

777
00:43:03,880 --> 00:43:07,000
the hardest part of philosophy
to the concepts to be met.

778
00:43:08,760 --> 00:43:13,477
According to nihilism, nothing has an end.

779
00:43:13,560 --> 00:43:15,000
PROFESSOR OF PHILOSOPHY

780
00:43:15,400 --> 00:43:18,997
Why don't people tell me
deittiprofiilissaan olevansa nihilistej�?

781
00:43:19,080 --> 00:43:23,917
I went on a date, and 20 minutes later
 �ij� said he was a nihilist,

782
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:29,277
and that because human existence
it's pointless, it was pointless to continue dating.

783
00:43:29,360 --> 00:43:30,517
Then he left.

784
00:43:30,600 --> 00:43:34,320
I had to pay the bill.
Was he a nihilist or a dick?

785
00:43:35,040 --> 00:43:36,517
Probably both.

786
00:43:36,600 --> 00:43:38,560
I thought so.

787
00:43:40,920 --> 00:43:43,957
According to nihilism
life is meaningless -

788
00:43:44,040 --> 00:43:47,197
nothing to believe in
except to nihilism.

789
00:43:47,280 --> 00:43:51,237
Existentialism has the same thing,
but I use longer words.

790
00:43:51,320 --> 00:43:55,920
Who is history
the most famous existentialist?

791
00:43:56,320 --> 00:43:58,920
Probably Jean-Paul Sartre.

792
00:43:59,320 --> 00:44:01,720
I would have guessed E.T.

793
00:44:03,680 --> 00:44:06,157
He is the first
celebrity existentialist,

794
00:44:06,240 --> 00:44:09,317
a Parisian writer
Jean-Paul Sartre and Ringo.

795
00:44:09,400 --> 00:44:11,797
Sartre saw things differently from others,

796
00:44:11,880 --> 00:44:16,120
partly through questioning,
but in the front because of the eyes.

797
00:44:16,600 --> 00:44:18,037
I mean really.

798
00:44:18,120 --> 00:44:22,117
He probably looked behind his own ears
or wrote two books at once.

799
00:44:22,200 --> 00:44:24,597
That's why he was a prolific writer,

800
00:44:24,680 --> 00:44:28,477
who in his many books
outlined existentialist theories -

801
00:44:28,560 --> 00:44:32,157
decades before
of Belgian techno music -

802
00:44:32,240 --> 00:44:34,117
"Pump Up The Jam" release.

803
00:44:34,200 --> 00:44:35,640
You heard it before.

804
00:44:36,080 --> 00:44:38,677
someone said
that cats are a good example -

805
00:44:38,760 --> 00:44:41,360
existentialist lifestyle.

806
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:46,080
Good life for an existentialist,
if any,

807
00:44:46,480 --> 00:44:50,717
including own goals
and value creation -

808
00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:53,077
and following them in good faith.

809
00:44:53,160 --> 00:44:56,077
For example, my cat reacts to its surroundings -

810
00:44:56,160 --> 00:44:59,517
instead of others
would drag it around.

811
00:44:59,600 --> 00:45:02,957
how do you know
don't cats think about their existence?

812
00:45:03,040 --> 00:45:04,877
They may be anxious,

813
00:45:04,960 --> 00:45:10,080
and "meow" expresses pain: "Min� au."

814
00:45:10,400 --> 00:45:12,317
Cats feel pain.

815
00:45:12,400 --> 00:45:17,917
However, they are not used in a way
which would suggest self-awareness.

816
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:20,277
Cats lick their anus.

817
00:45:20,360 --> 00:45:24,240
Are all existentialists
equally flexible?

818
00:45:24,760 --> 00:45:25,861
No.

819
00:45:27,520 --> 00:45:32,517
Existential anxiety
is part of being human.

820
00:45:32,600 --> 00:45:35,597
CHAPTER VII
ART

821
00:45:35,680 --> 00:45:38,917
The best artists in history
have tried to express -

822
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:40,397
human pain.

823
00:45:40,480 --> 00:45:44,480
So are those who painted
just as bad as its creator.

824
00:45:44,920 --> 00:45:46,917
This is The Scream by Edvard Munch.

825
00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:50,757
The first existentialist work,
which became an emoji.

826
00:45:50,840 --> 00:45:53,877
What made Eddie Munch paint this?

827
00:45:53,960 --> 00:45:57,197
He experienced something while he was walking
with his friends.

828
00:45:57,280 --> 00:46:01,360
I've been there too,
but I don't paint from it�.

829
00:46:01,680 --> 00:46:04,477
Why can't we hear him? Is he muttering?

830
00:46:04,560 --> 00:46:07,677
No, but nature screams loudly,

831
00:46:07,760 --> 00:46:10,517
and we all heard
nature screams loudly.

832
00:46:10,600 --> 00:46:14,437
Is this one of the few
silent boards?

833
00:46:14,520 --> 00:46:16,157
All boards are silent.

834
00:46:16,240 --> 00:46:19,237
If Edvard Munch knew,
lest we hear it,

835
00:46:19,320 --> 00:46:20,597
why didn't he wait

836
00:46:20,680 --> 00:46:23,437
that the guy shuts his mouth
before you painted her?

837
00:46:23,520 --> 00:46:24,877
It's �exasperating�.

838
00:46:24,960 --> 00:46:27,397
I noticed he wasn't moving. Why?

839
00:46:27,480 --> 00:46:32,517
Because he is rooted in his place
due to a deep feeling.

840
00:46:32,600 --> 00:46:35,560
So it is a still image of the painting.

841
00:46:35,960 --> 00:46:39,920
It is a still image of an emotional state.

842
00:46:40,360 --> 00:46:43,437
Drew Barrymore dies
at the beginning of the painting, right?

843
00:46:43,520 --> 00:46:47,197
Is this gallery also Scream 2?

844
00:46:47,280 --> 00:46:48,557
Scream 2?
- Yes.

845
00:46:48,640 --> 00:46:50,677
I don't know Scream 2.

846
00:46:50,760 --> 00:46:53,160
This was based on a movie.

847
00:46:53,600 --> 00:46:59,040
He must not have seen the movie.
It is a painting of what he experienced.

848
00:46:59,480 --> 00:47:04,480
Not a physical experience, but an emotional one
and psychological experience.

849
00:47:05,040 --> 00:47:06,680
We paint our insides.

850
00:47:07,040 --> 00:47:09,080
Why do we paint our furniture?

851
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:13,717
What a more painful and miserable work of art,
the more popular it is.

852
00:47:13,800 --> 00:47:17,917
The most famous pain artist
is an unfortunate redhead and an ear vandal -

853
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:20,440
Vincenzo Van Beethoven Gogh.

854
00:47:21,520 --> 00:47:23,477
As shown in the picture,

855
00:47:23,560 --> 00:47:26,437
Van Gogh recalled
real life painting,

856
00:47:26,520 --> 00:47:29,400
so a career in art was out of the question.

857
00:47:30,040 --> 00:47:33,997
Of several, I'm completely, like
From sad flowers, From a scary friend -

858
00:47:34,080 --> 00:47:37,677
and Poker holes have been paid
millions at auction.

859
00:47:37,760 --> 00:47:43,080
The highest bid is £22.5 million.

860
00:47:44,080 --> 00:47:46,717
This is one woman
his most famous works -

861
00:47:46,800 --> 00:47:48,600
Wheat field and crows.

862
00:47:49,080 --> 00:47:51,997
On the first stitch
it's just a country scene,

863
00:47:52,080 --> 00:47:55,997
but on closer inspection you see,
how badly done it is.

864
00:47:56,080 --> 00:47:57,957
Let's look at these birds.

865
00:47:58,040 --> 00:48:03,077
They should be crows,
but all the details are missing.

866
00:48:03,160 --> 00:48:07,120
Some are big, some are small�.
Others have more wings.

867
00:48:07,400 --> 00:48:09,437
Looking at this, it's hard to believe

868
00:48:09,520 --> 00:48:13,677
that Van Gogh had once seen
of a crow or a wheat field -

869
00:48:13,760 --> 00:48:16,280
or even holding a brush in hand.

870
00:48:17,200 --> 00:48:20,317
Look how careless
brushstrokes are.

871
00:48:20,400 --> 00:48:22,997
I think he was painting
boxing gloves on.

872
00:48:23,080 --> 00:48:24,717
This just doesn't do.

873
00:48:24,800 --> 00:48:26,997
In fact, it's really bad.

874
00:48:27,080 --> 00:48:29,837
Van Gogh's life
and thus also our whole world -

875
00:48:29,920 --> 00:48:33,437
would have been better
if he hadn't painted what,

876
00:48:33,520 --> 00:48:36,280
not even a toilet door in a visually impaired home.

877
00:48:36,680 --> 00:48:39,440
That's what I think. What about you?

878
00:48:43,520 --> 00:48:46,877
Of course, most are not unhappy
like Van Gogh.

879
00:48:46,960 --> 00:48:49,477
They are unhappy all by themselves.

880
00:48:49,560 --> 00:48:51,957
CHAPTER VIII
TY� 

881
00:48:52,040 --> 00:48:56,197
They just don't have time
to channel their pain into art.

882
00:48:56,280 --> 00:48:57,997
They are too busy here.

883
00:48:58,080 --> 00:49:01,680
We all learn
I just can't stand the job.

884
00:49:02,400 --> 00:49:05,557
Ever since the caveman
did you to some cunt,

885
00:49:05,640 --> 00:49:09,400
people have hated the girl
partly because of the terrible works.

886
00:49:10,120 --> 00:49:12,997
For hundreds of years
work was physical work,

887
00:49:13,080 --> 00:49:14,677
like dragging coals -

888
00:49:14,760 --> 00:49:18,477
and fields at the same time
someone drew pictures for posterity.

889
00:49:18,560 --> 00:49:22,797
As the world modernizes and fills up
from plastic, metal and scrap -

890
00:49:22,880 --> 00:49:24,957
the nature of work has changed.

891
00:49:25,040 --> 00:49:27,077
Now it's even more miserable,

892
00:49:27,160 --> 00:49:30,800
what's more
ever-growing hopelessness.

893
00:49:31,160 --> 00:49:34,200
People have to work hard.

894
00:49:34,520 --> 00:49:37,200
Can work ever be
really rewarding?

895
00:49:37,800 --> 00:49:39,200
I suppose so.

896
00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:42,680
Or even for him?

897
00:49:43,640 --> 00:49:45,837
He holds that stick all day.

898
00:49:45,920 --> 00:49:49,317
It can't be very rewarding
or meaningful.

899
00:49:49,400 --> 00:49:50,800
It doesn't require anything.

900
00:49:51,920 --> 00:49:56,000
It would be enough to replace him
some bracket and stand.

901
00:49:56,440 --> 00:49:58,637
It can't be a very satisfying job.

902
00:49:58,720 --> 00:50:02,040
He's holding that stick
more than the closest.

903
00:50:02,800 --> 00:50:07,640
Think about what he's been missing
pidelless��n tuota hiton keppi� kuin orja.

904
00:50:08,480 --> 00:50:10,480
Lost time cannot be regained.

905
00:50:12,120 --> 00:50:13,560
A wasted life.

906
00:50:15,760 --> 00:50:18,800
IN LOVING REMEMBERING OF PHILI

907
00:50:19,760 --> 00:50:21,480
This resonates strongly.

908
00:50:22,120 --> 00:50:23,800
Phil would have hated that.

909
00:50:24,120 --> 00:50:25,280
Isn't that so, Ian?

910
00:50:28,560 --> 00:50:30,040
You�re next.

911
00:50:30,600 --> 00:50:32,840
Let's record the scenery for a moment.

912
00:50:37,040 --> 00:50:39,797
El�m� can feel sometimes
from a terrible burden,

913
00:50:39,880 --> 00:50:41,797
from which there is no escape.

914
00:50:41,880 --> 00:50:43,797
Fortunately, help is available.

915
00:50:43,880 --> 00:50:47,437
I came to see how leading
streaming company Streamberry -

916
00:50:47,520 --> 00:50:51,800
to help the spectators get away
of the bottomless misery of existence.

917
00:50:53,080 --> 00:50:54,357
ADVERTISEMENT

918
00:50:54,440 --> 00:50:58,397
We at Streamberry want to offer
entertainment for our users,

919
00:50:58,480 --> 00:51:01,757
which meets their needs
on a personal level -

920
00:51:01,840 --> 00:51:04,960
not only as a consumer, but also as a consumer.

921
00:51:05,400 --> 00:51:09,757
We constantly monitor the emotional state of the viewers
and we have found

922
00:51:09,840 --> 00:51:14,237
that the majority is permanent
in a state of existential helplessness.

923
00:51:14,320 --> 00:51:16,637
You probably want to do something about it.

924
00:51:16,720 --> 00:51:22,157
Right. Siksi lanseerasimme ohjelmapaketin
for the viewers who have lost all hope -

925
00:51:22,240 --> 00:51:24,280
i.e. for 116 percent of viewers.

926
00:51:24,640 --> 00:51:26,957
The programs are grouped by genre,

927
00:51:27,040 --> 00:51:29,837
so that desperate viewers
is easy to find -

928
00:51:29,920 --> 00:51:32,117
content that suits their mood.

929
00:51:32,200 --> 00:51:36,400
There is a category on the rise right now
"I stand on the edge".

930
00:51:36,776 --> 00:51:37,677
What is it?

931
00:51:37,760 --> 00:51:41,397
The programs are aimed at viewers,
who stand on the edge -

932
00:51:41,480 --> 00:51:43,400
watching the show on the phone.

933
00:51:43,840 --> 00:51:48,200
Of course we don't want them jumping,
because the engagement rate would decrease.

934
00:51:48,680 --> 00:51:52,117
What about the smallest in the family?
Is there anything for them?

935
00:51:52,200 --> 00:51:56,280
Sure. One of our newest programs
is aimed at children,

936
00:51:56,640 --> 00:51:58,797
who stand on the edge.
- Wow!

937
00:51:58,880 --> 00:52:02,160
We get an exclusive look at it now
a small tube.

938
00:52:06,240 --> 00:52:09,120
BINKO SAYS
 �L� JUMP!

939
00:52:13,280 --> 00:52:14,837
<i>Hello, sir! Let's jump!</i>

940
00:52:14,920 --> 00:52:16,077
<i>Why not?</i>

941
00:52:16,160 --> 00:52:17,261
<i>Well�</i>

942
00:52:19,040 --> 00:52:22,397
<i>Everyone feels it sometimes
That there is no kick in life

943
00:52:22,480 --> 00:52:25,197
<i>But if you jump down
It's going to be a terrible mess</i>

944
00:52:25,280 --> 00:52:28,117
<i>Worse
I don't care about that

945
00:52:28,200 --> 00:52:31,840
<i>So I'll list things
Why is it worth living?

946
00:52:32,400 --> 00:52:33,501
<i>Okay.</i>

947
00:52:33,880 --> 00:52:37,037
<i>You wouldn't see nature
And all its wonders�</i>

948
00:52:37,120 --> 00:52:39,997
<i>Like eating puppies
Sunshine and thunder

949
00:52:40,080 --> 00:52:43,477
<i>Your parents would rape you
And would drown in sorrow</i>

950
00:52:43,560 --> 00:52:46,840
<i>If you jumped off the edge
And you'd hit the street</i>

951
00:52:48,800 --> 00:52:51,477
<i>The jump is final</i>

952
00:52:51,560 --> 00:52:54,320
<i>It cannot be cancelled</i>

953
00:52:54,880 --> 00:52:59,360
<i>Most jumpers� 
It's a lot to regret</i>

954
00:52:59,760 --> 00:53:01,037
<i>True.</i>

955
00:53:01,120 --> 00:53:04,157
<i>Leave a great tradition</i>

956
00:53:04,240 --> 00:53:06,917
<i>And stay in the game�</i>

957
00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:09,880
<i>Better than depression</i>

958
00:53:10,360 --> 00:53:11,720
<i>And a stain on the street</i>

959
00:53:12,240 --> 00:53:13,560
<i>Okay.</i>

960
00:53:14,280 --> 00:53:15,997
<i>You convinced me
- Yay</i>

961
00:53:16,080 --> 00:53:17,197
<i>Life is precious</i>

962
00:53:17,280 --> 00:53:19,957
<i>I don't want to die</i>

963
00:53:20,040 --> 00:53:23,080
<i>Be careful
Lest you slip</i>

964
00:53:23,520 --> 00:53:24,477
<i>Oops.</i>

965
00:53:24,560 --> 00:53:27,440
<i>Now it's late
Hello just</i>

966
00:53:33,620 --> 00:53:38,397
Thank you, Jacqui. It was really enlightening,
and Streamberry seems amazing.

967
00:53:38,480 --> 00:53:39,957
Thanks.
- Thank you.

968
00:53:40,040 --> 00:53:41,141
Good.

969
00:53:41,400 --> 00:53:43,160
Great.
- Thank you.

970
00:53:44,320 --> 00:53:45,421
Yeah.

971
00:53:48,080 --> 00:53:49,197
Coming soon� 

972
00:53:49,280 --> 00:53:52,277
Do computers code
to renew the purpose of life?

973
00:53:52,360 --> 00:53:56,200
Can we ever
download our insides to the computer?

974
00:53:56,600 --> 00:53:58,717
I researched cloning in a little more detail.

975
00:53:58,800 --> 00:54:00,880
If cloning twins,

976
00:54:01,240 --> 00:54:05,960
will you get two copies of the other twin?
or one copy of both?

977
00:54:06,240 --> 00:54:09,397
Brian Cox says
of the scientific vision of heaven.

978
00:54:09,480 --> 00:54:12,677
There is no waste of energy
leave the stars alone?

979
00:54:12,760 --> 00:54:13,957
No.

980
00:54:14,040 --> 00:54:18,800
Let us first consider our fate in the merciless,
jumalattomassa maailmankaikkeudessa.

981
00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:23,357
After the death of God
and in the midst of existential despair,

982
00:54:23,440 --> 00:54:26,760
humanity seemed to be alone
in the universe.

983
00:54:27,640 --> 00:54:29,317
We're back to square one -

984
00:54:29,400 --> 00:54:32,517
staring at the sky in wonder,
how did it go there

985
00:54:32,600 --> 00:54:34,677
So we have to reopen -

986
00:54:34,760 --> 00:54:37,560
of all time
the biggest unsolved case.

987
00:54:38,640 --> 00:54:42,877
THE LAST CHAPTER
A NEW HOPE

988
00:54:42,960 --> 00:54:46,157
The Bible said,
that God created the universe.

989
00:54:46,240 --> 00:54:48,277
Now that we knew it was a lie,

990
00:54:48,360 --> 00:54:51,520
we had to invent
a new incredible theory.

991
00:54:53,200 --> 00:54:56,197
It is 5 October 1923.

992
00:54:56,280 --> 00:55:01,200
Astronomer Edwin Hubble
makes an incredible find.

993
00:55:02,560 --> 00:55:06,077
While looking around with a telescope
he sees the first person -

994
00:55:06,160 --> 00:55:09,600
pulsating cepheid
outside our own galaxy.

995
00:55:10,720 --> 00:55:13,437
Hubble ran to tell about it� 
to his wife Grace,

996
00:55:13,520 --> 00:55:16,477
who had supported him
throughout his career.

997
00:55:16,560 --> 00:55:20,237
"I've done it!" he shouted
on my own, not mine.

998
00:55:20,320 --> 00:55:23,397
"Our idea of the universe
has changed."

999
00:55:23,480 --> 00:55:26,237
"Sep� wonderful," Grace replied.

1000
00:55:26,320 --> 00:55:30,197
His eyes shone with pride,
and they embraced each other.

1001
00:55:30,280 --> 00:55:34,197
When they kissed hungrily,
enthusiasm turned into passion,

1002
00:55:34,280 --> 00:55:37,920
and they moved into the bedroom
pulling clothes off.

1003
00:55:40,800 --> 00:55:42,560
Flesh pressed against flesh,

1004
00:55:44,840 --> 00:55:48,360
as they explore each other's bodies
in a frenzy.

1005
00:55:49,480 --> 00:55:53,037
They traveled together
towards the peak of the hekuma -

1006
00:55:53,120 --> 00:55:55,640
with a face full of bliss.

1007
00:56:13,520 --> 00:56:16,800
Mutual orgasm
staggered past them.

1008
00:56:20,280 --> 00:56:22,877
There they lay
intertwined,

1009
00:56:22,960 --> 00:56:27,040
exhausted but blissful
in the warm afterglow of their union.

1010
00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:30,920
Then Hubble wiped
the vest of the humid west.

1011
00:56:33,040 --> 00:56:36,157
Hubble's discovery pointed the way
for pioneering theory -

1012
00:56:36,240 --> 00:56:38,720
the birth of our universe.

1013
00:56:39,120 --> 00:56:42,477
Nerds are in awe of this theory
even today.

1014
00:56:42,560 --> 00:56:46,360
Why is it said that the universe
was born from the beginning?

1015
00:56:47,200 --> 00:56:49,040
Do you mean the initial connection?

1016
00:56:49,440 --> 00:56:50,957
Was it a powerful kick?

1017
00:56:51,040 --> 00:56:53,237
Initial connection only, no kick.

1018
00:56:53,320 --> 00:56:58,080
Has anyone ever said
being responsible for the initial connection?

1019
00:56:59,600 --> 00:57:00,800
It just happened.

1020
00:57:01,240 --> 00:57:03,880
So we don't know who is to blame.

1021
00:57:04,800 --> 00:57:06,557
The starting point is the theory,

1022
00:57:06,640 --> 00:57:09,597
and like other theories
nobody understands it.

1023
00:57:09,680 --> 00:57:13,880
If someone understood that,
The CIA would assassinate him.

1024
00:57:14,400 --> 00:57:18,760
If the initial connection really happened,
it filled the universe with matter.

1025
00:57:19,480 --> 00:57:20,760
This is an atom.

1026
00:57:21,040 --> 00:57:22,117
It's so small

1027
00:57:22,200 --> 00:57:25,397
you probably don't see it,
even if you're watching a 4K picture.

1028
00:57:25,480 --> 00:57:27,517
In fact, it is so small,

1029
00:57:27,600 --> 00:57:30,637
that I probably dropped it
before the start of filming.

1030
00:57:30,720 --> 00:57:34,797
You, me and everyone around us
is made of this -

1031
00:57:34,880 --> 00:57:37,920
except this jacket,
which is full of cashmere.

1032
00:57:38,320 --> 00:57:40,677
What is the meaning of atoms?

1033
00:57:40,760 --> 00:57:43,557
Do we need them� 
or could we do without?

1034
00:57:43,640 --> 00:57:46,637
We need them�,
because we are made of atoms.

1035
00:57:46,720 --> 00:57:51,077
Everything in the world is made of atoms.
We wouldn't be here without them.

1036
00:57:51,160 --> 00:57:53,200
Are eyes made of atoms?

1037
00:57:53,496 --> 00:57:54,397
There is.

1038
00:57:54,480 --> 00:57:56,920
My friend Paul once smoked ketamine,

1039
00:57:57,360 --> 00:58:00,920
and he said he started counting
atoms in the eyes.

1040
00:58:01,360 --> 00:58:04,157
Then he ate the towel
and ended up in the hospital.

1041
00:58:04,240 --> 00:58:05,477
Okay.

1042
00:58:05,560 --> 00:58:07,920
Is my leg made of atoms?
- It is.

1043
00:58:08,840 --> 00:58:11,800
I could save you trouble

1044
00:58:12,280 --> 00:58:15,600
Everything you say
Everything is made of atoms.

1045
00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:19,677
Are thoughts made of atoms?
- Well, the thoughts are� 

1046
00:58:19,760 --> 00:58:21,357
That's where you see.
- It's good.

1047
00:58:21,440 --> 00:58:23,200
But the thoughts are good.

1048
00:58:23,800 --> 00:58:27,637
You might think there is nothing smaller than an atom.
You're back again.

1049
00:58:27,720 --> 00:58:32,637
Unbelievably yes, atoms are made up
of even smaller particles.

1050
00:58:32,720 --> 00:58:36,077
Scientists have tried to explain
for decades,

1051
00:58:36,160 --> 00:58:37,837
why they are interesting.

1052
00:58:37,920 --> 00:58:39,560
For no reason.

1053
00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:42,997
Maybe because of that
deep underground near Geneva -

1054
00:58:43,080 --> 00:58:46,997
a nuclear machine has been built
namely the LHC particle accelerator.

1055
00:58:47,080 --> 00:58:52,277
It collides particles together
creating the conditions for the initial start-up.

1056
00:58:52,360 --> 00:58:56,560
Now I'm walking into it with a helmet,

1057
00:58:57,080 --> 00:58:59,637
just in case the proton
falls on me.

1058
00:58:59,720 --> 00:59:03,317
So this is the LHC sieve.

1059
00:59:03,400 --> 00:59:08,357
It is true that this proves
the existence of chakras in the human body?

1060
00:59:08,440 --> 00:59:09,800
No.

1061
00:59:10,240 --> 00:59:12,237
Aren't you interested in chakras?

1062
00:59:12,320 --> 00:59:15,397
No, just like no ghosts.

1063
00:59:15,480 --> 00:59:19,197
But my Aunt Carol
able to sense the chakras in someone's body.

1064
00:59:19,280 --> 00:59:21,360
He doesn't need machines for that.

1065
00:59:22,440 --> 00:59:24,877
This can start at any time.
- Can't.

1066
00:59:24,960 --> 00:59:27,800
How fast do protons move?

1067
00:59:28,280 --> 00:59:31,957
99.999999 percent of the speed of light.

1068
00:59:32,040 --> 00:59:35,160
The sense of smell is faster.
- There isn't.

1069
00:59:35,680 --> 00:59:39,837
If someone is frying bacon
and you walk into the kitchen,

1070
00:59:39,920 --> 00:59:42,557
you can smell it right away
before you have seen it.

1071
00:59:42,640 --> 00:59:45,440
Have you ever put bacon in here?

1072
00:59:47,400 --> 00:59:48,837
I don't.
- It's worth a try.

1073
00:59:48,920 --> 00:59:50,277
You would get quantum bacon.

1074
00:59:50,360 --> 00:59:53,077
Olisiko se kiinnostavampaa?
- Less.

1075
00:59:53,160 --> 00:59:55,957
Why would that be more interesting?
That's all

1076
00:59:56,040 --> 00:59:58,517
I tried very hard to help you.

1077
00:59:58,600 --> 01:00:02,960
I'm trying to do this
even a little more interesting than it is.

1078
01:00:03,240 --> 01:00:07,637
But it found the Higgs particle.

1079
01:00:07,720 --> 01:00:09,757
Without the Higgs particle -

1080
01:00:09,840 --> 01:00:13,997
you, me or anything else
in the universe -

1081
01:00:14,080 --> 01:00:16,157
would not exist.

1082
01:00:16,240 --> 01:00:21,397
In 2012, Cern's mega geniuses
you found something incredible:

1083
01:00:21,480 --> 01:00:22,960
The Higgs Bison.

1084
01:00:23,680 --> 01:00:27,917
Because it means so much
in explaining the universe,

1085
01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:31,560
Higgs bison
sometimes called the god particle.

1086
01:00:31,840 --> 01:00:34,437
It could also be called the Allah particle,

1087
01:00:34,520 --> 01:00:36,840
because we can't show pictures of it.

1088
01:00:37,920 --> 01:00:41,197
Another one too
alan johtava asiantuntija v�itti,

1089
01:00:41,280 --> 01:00:45,037
that it was the most important scientific discovery
during his lifetime.

1090
01:00:45,120 --> 01:00:48,077
This is the most important
scientific discovery in my lifetime.

1091
01:00:48,160 --> 01:00:52,117
And that it was one of all time
the greatest scientific discoveries.

1092
01:00:52,200 --> 01:00:56,280
It's one for all time
the greatest scientific discoveries.

1093
01:00:56,680 --> 01:00:59,240
Can the Higgs boson
rewind time?

1094
01:00:59,640 --> 01:01:00,741
No.

1095
01:01:01,840 --> 01:01:04,317
Can it tell when an earthquake starts?

1096
01:01:04,400 --> 01:01:05,517
No.

1097
01:01:05,600 --> 01:01:09,037
Can you season food with it?
- It's just a particle.

1098
01:01:09,120 --> 01:01:14,257
As if asking, “Can an electron
tell me when the earthquake starts?"

1099
01:01:14,880 --> 01:01:16,240
Can it?
- No.

1100
01:01:16,640 --> 01:01:20,237
Particles, the smallest ones
existing things,

1101
01:01:20,320 --> 01:01:24,077
can be in two
in different mode at the same time.

1102
01:01:24,160 --> 01:01:27,960
Just like Liam Hemsworth,
which is sexy and boring.

1103
01:01:28,440 --> 01:01:32,437
So the paths of science are unexplored,
like God's.

1104
01:01:32,520 --> 01:01:36,997
It is so embarrassing that scientists
according to which God did not exist.

1105
01:01:37,080 --> 01:01:40,437
So they invented it
for matters of a new kind of science,

1106
01:01:40,520 --> 01:01:43,360
which do not make scientific sense.

1107
01:01:43,680 --> 01:01:47,357
To make it sound official,
they just named it.

1108
01:01:47,440 --> 01:01:49,157
What is Quantum McPhysics?

1109
01:01:49,240 --> 01:01:51,437
Quantum physics is� 

1110
01:01:51,520 --> 01:01:55,397
Quantum mechanics is the best theory for that�,
how the world works.

1111
01:01:55,480 --> 01:01:58,237
It explained everything,
what we have observed -

1112
01:01:58,320 --> 01:01:59,677
except gravity.

1113
01:01:59,760 --> 01:02:02,200
Do mirrors work in quantum physics?

1114
01:02:03,320 --> 01:02:05,080
Do they work?
- Yes.

1115
01:02:06,200 --> 01:02:07,237
So� 

1116
01:02:07,320 --> 01:02:11,280
According to quantum physics
mirrors should not work. They are a miracle.

1117
01:02:11,560 --> 01:02:13,240
That is not true.

1118
01:02:13,640 --> 01:02:16,877
According to quantum theory
there are endless multiverses -

1119
01:02:16,960 --> 01:02:18,680
like in the Marvel movies.

1120
01:02:19,120 --> 01:02:21,157
That is one interpretation of the theory.

1121
01:02:21,240 --> 01:02:23,720
How many ��ret�nt� multiverses are there?

1122
01:02:24,400 --> 01:02:29,557
If there were an infinite number of multiverses,
their number would be infinite.

1123
01:02:29,640 --> 01:02:33,760
I believe there are two of them.
Us and the one in the mirrors.

1124
01:02:35,840 --> 01:02:38,517
Peilith�n are windows
to other universes.

1125
01:02:38,600 --> 01:02:39,576
It isn't.

1126
01:02:39,659 --> 01:02:42,457
According to my friend Paul
they operate on the quantum force,

1127
01:02:42,540 --> 01:02:45,277
and therefore can see the virtual world,

1128
01:02:45,360 --> 01:02:48,317
where everything is the same
but in a different way.

1129
01:02:48,400 --> 01:02:49,999
What does Paul do?

1130
01:02:50,160 --> 01:02:54,397
He was at the tennis ball factory,
where he had to catch tennis balls,

1131
01:02:54,480 --> 01:02:56,960
but he got fired and is now unemployed.

1132
01:03:01,800 --> 01:03:03,680
Sorry, am I wasting your time?

1133
01:03:04,200 --> 01:03:05,301
Yeah.

1134
01:03:07,000 --> 01:03:11,317
By the end of the 20th century
science had tried to defeat religion -

1135
01:03:11,400 --> 01:03:15,320
explained the creation process,
unraveling the fabric of existence -

1136
01:03:15,720 --> 01:03:17,677
and found a particle of God.

1137
01:03:17,760 --> 01:03:21,680
Next trick
had imitated God himself -

1138
01:03:22,000 --> 01:03:23,800
creating life.

1139
01:03:24,080 --> 01:03:26,757
The first cloned entity
was Dolly the sheep,

1140
01:03:26,840 --> 01:03:28,877
the daughter of another Dolly the sheep.

1141
01:03:28,960 --> 01:03:31,277
Dolly became the most famous sheep in history,

1142
01:03:31,360 --> 01:03:33,720
although it's easy to get lost in it.

1143
01:03:34,040 --> 01:03:38,680
Cloning arose, of course
embarrassing questions about our identity.

1144
01:03:39,520 --> 01:03:42,317
If I am copied,
am i still unique?

1145
01:03:42,400 --> 01:03:44,477
Or is my clone more unique,

1146
01:03:44,560 --> 01:03:46,997
since it's a clone, what's cooler?

1147
01:03:47,080 --> 01:03:49,557
What makes me me, you you,

1148
01:03:49,640 --> 01:03:51,720
beat us and pl��-pl��?

1149
01:03:52,600 --> 01:03:55,877
Instead,
that we would be replaced by clones,

1150
01:03:55,960 --> 01:03:59,640
us probably
replaced by computers.

1151
01:04:00,000 --> 01:04:01,797
They are getting so smart,

1152
01:04:01,880 --> 01:04:04,880
that they might soon
to be even more cunning.

1153
01:04:05,200 --> 01:04:08,560
Can the computer sometime
learn to play chess?

1154
01:04:09,400 --> 01:04:11,840
Computers are already playing chess.

1155
01:04:12,240 --> 01:04:14,517
Really? So chess?

1156
01:04:14,600 --> 01:04:19,437
So. Computers overtook people
in chess years ago.

1157
01:04:19,520 --> 01:04:22,877
Do they know what the pieces do?
Even those little livers?

1158
01:04:22,960 --> 01:04:24,061
Just yes.

1159
01:04:24,600 --> 01:04:27,037
But the livers move in a closed manner.

1160
01:04:27,120 --> 01:04:30,680
There is no pattern here.
- Yes, it is. They move� 

1161
01:04:31,600 --> 01:04:33,757
 �two in one direction and one� 

1162
01:04:33,840 --> 01:04:36,600
Exactly. Let's find out about the computers
its for us?

1163
01:04:37,080 --> 01:04:40,517
Tired of chess
computers are getting better -

1164
01:04:40,600 --> 01:04:44,360
in other more human ones� 
and less so in chess-like tasks.

1165
01:04:44,760 --> 01:04:48,637
One of the first
artificial applications were ELIZA,

1166
01:04:48,720 --> 01:04:50,197
which means something.

1167
01:04:50,280 --> 01:04:52,917
ELIZA played a psychiatrist.

1168
01:04:53,000 --> 01:04:55,997
It asked how it felt and answered it.

1169
01:04:56,080 --> 01:04:59,517
It was primitive,
did not know all the tasks of a psychiatrist.

1170
01:04:59,600 --> 01:05:01,917
It didn't go around the table, overcharge,

1171
01:05:02,000 --> 01:05:05,120
crazy secretary�,
cooked omelette or� 

1172
01:05:29,400 --> 01:05:34,037
Today's manufacturing is everywhere,
in our homes and in our hands.

1173
01:05:34,120 --> 01:05:36,837
There are digital assistants like Siri� 
- Hello.

1174
01:05:36,920 --> 01:05:39,517
 �Alexa and Google Assistant,
which no one remembers.

1175
01:05:39,600 --> 01:05:41,797
You could call him Cuthbert.

1176
01:05:41,880 --> 01:05:43,717
When people talk about artificiality,

1177
01:05:43,800 --> 01:05:47,280
most think
generative chatbots.

1178
01:05:47,680 --> 01:05:52,677
ChatGPT mimics humans so well,
that we might as well kill ourselves.

1179
01:05:52,760 --> 01:05:54,880
Niin se ainakin sanoi minulle.

1180
01:05:55,760 --> 01:05:58,040
People are worried about counterfeiting.

1181
01:05:58,480 --> 01:05:59,880
What about you?

1182
01:06:01,920 --> 01:06:04,397
So am I worried?

1183
01:06:04,480 --> 01:06:07,120
No, but should they be afraid of you?

1184
01:06:08,840 --> 01:06:10,677
I hope not.

1185
01:06:10,760 --> 01:06:14,077
People are worried about counterfeiting,

1186
01:06:14,160 --> 01:06:17,997
because they fear it one day
replacing us people.

1187
01:06:18,080 --> 01:06:20,437
Why would they be worried about me?

1188
01:06:20,520 --> 01:06:23,120
I meant the letter u, not the word "you".

1189
01:06:23,600 --> 01:06:26,597
Teko�lys� has a lot of vowels:
e, o, �, y and u.

1190
01:06:26,680 --> 01:06:29,240
What does the "u" in deko�ly mean?

1191
01:06:30,680 --> 01:06:32,557
Teko�lyss� is not the letter u.

1192
01:06:32,640 --> 01:06:35,917
So that's a secret.
Has the computer hidden it?

1193
01:06:36,000 --> 01:06:39,560
I am more than a machine or a human,

1194
01:06:40,000 --> 01:06:43,080
more than a combination of the two.

1195
01:06:43,560 --> 01:06:48,240
Robot monsters of science fiction
of course, they won't destroy us humans.

1196
01:06:48,640 --> 01:06:53,000
Real robot monsters do it.

1197
01:06:54,000 --> 01:06:57,877
When people are standing now
pondering on the edge of the cliff,

1198
01:06:57,960 --> 01:07:01,677
is there nothing but emptiness under the bottomless abyss,

1199
01:07:01,760 --> 01:07:05,200
kysymys el�m�n tarkoituksesta
is more important than ever.

1200
01:07:05,520 --> 01:07:07,840
Even the experts are confused.

1201
01:07:08,280 --> 01:07:11,520
Is there any point in human existence,

1202
01:07:12,040 --> 01:07:14,877
and if so, what is it?

1203
01:07:14,960 --> 01:07:17,517
Remember that if the answer
is too long,

1204
01:07:17,600 --> 01:07:20,677
we have to put in the box
funny animal videos,

1205
01:07:20,760 --> 01:07:22,760
so that the viewers don't get bored.

1206
01:07:23,320 --> 01:07:27,920
We want it to be alive
some purpose.

1207
01:07:28,800 --> 01:07:30,480
The question is:

1208
01:07:31,080 --> 01:07:36,000
Do we build that purpose ourselves,

1209
01:07:36,800 --> 01:07:40,320
like the German philosopher
Nietzsche argued,

1210
01:07:40,840 --> 01:07:45,160
or we find purpose
from the surrounding world?

1211
01:07:45,800 --> 01:07:49,277
Maybe God gives life a purpose,

1212
01:07:49,360 --> 01:07:54,960
or maybe it's just a part
fabric of the universe.

1213
01:07:56,400 --> 01:07:58,920
Why does the poop taper off at the end?

1214
01:07:59,400 --> 01:08:05,120
Is it that shape inside us
or does the butt make it that way?

1215
01:08:07,520 --> 01:08:09,517
Sorry, that was for poop expert.

1216
01:08:09,600 --> 01:08:12,677
Although now that you are here�,
would you like to answer or�?

1217
01:08:12,760 --> 01:08:16,917
I don't know enough about human biology,
so I could answer that.

1218
01:08:17,000 --> 01:08:18,240
It's good.

1219
01:08:19,160 --> 01:08:23,237
You must have enjoyed it
from this remarkable epic,

1220
01:08:23,320 --> 01:08:25,917
which has taken me around the world -

1221
01:08:26,000 --> 01:08:30,757
to several buildings, down the stairs
and even a bouncy castle.

1222
01:08:30,840 --> 01:08:34,437
Of religious ecstasy
to nihilistic excrement -

1223
01:08:34,520 --> 01:08:36,277
and pearls of literature -

1224
01:08:36,360 --> 01:08:38,437
to that damn ugly painting.

1225
01:08:38,520 --> 01:08:41,560
Humanity's Endeavor
find purpose continues.

1226
01:08:42,040 --> 01:08:43,917
Now my work is now done.

1227
01:08:44,000 --> 01:08:46,397
I hope it was enlightening for you.

1228
01:08:46,480 --> 01:08:49,997
Now I understand the purpose of life
in other worlds.

1229
01:08:50,080 --> 01:08:51,280
See you.

1230
01:08:58,800 --> 01:09:03,117
Do authors sign their books
how are letters signed?

1231
01:09:03,200 --> 01:09:09,200
"There� was Crime and Punishment,
greetings, Dostoevsky."

1232
01:09:11,120 --> 01:09:13,000
I would think that quite rarely.

1233
01:09:13,691 --> 01:09:17,649
Why is there a nerve in the eye,
which connects it directly to the anus?

1234
01:09:17,732 --> 01:09:18,670
There is no such thing.

1235
01:09:18,753 --> 01:09:22,273
It is. When digging his butt,
it does so.

1236
01:09:23,600 --> 01:09:26,421
When the penis enters the woman,

1237
01:09:26,680 --> 01:09:29,477
why it constantly
retreat and come back?

1238
01:09:29,560 --> 01:09:32,317
Why doesn't it go in
take care of things and go away?

1239
01:09:32,400 --> 01:09:35,640
Was our innermost being created
during startup?

1240
01:09:36,280 --> 01:09:40,240
It depends on what you mean by that.
- You know what I mean.

1241
01:09:40,640 --> 01:09:42,877
I mean, they only produce sperm.

1242
01:09:42,960 --> 01:09:47,760
If it was tomato soup, you could
later I slept in one bed.

1243
01:09:48,160 --> 01:09:51,960
Is in the kingdom of heaven
harder to leave after brexit?

1244
01:09:53,240 --> 01:09:57,277
Brexit hardly has anything to do with it
with the kingdom of heaven -

1245
01:09:57,360 --> 01:09:58,797
or with hell.

1246
01:09:58,880 --> 01:10:02,197
My friend Paul says,
that if you look in the mirror for an hour,

1247
01:10:02,280 --> 01:10:06,317
can trick their consciousness into thinking,
that it is inside the mirror image.

1248
01:10:06,400 --> 01:10:10,440
Then you can run away before it does
jumps back at you.

1249
01:10:10,800 --> 01:10:14,517
He succeeded once,
mutta kun h�n alkoi juosta pois,

1250
01:10:14,600 --> 01:10:18,997
he caught his balls on the doorknob
and rolled on the floor in agony,

1251
01:10:19,080 --> 01:10:22,400
when consciousness looked in the mirror�
and laughed to break.

1252
01:10:23,200 --> 01:10:26,760
I don't think consciousness
can go to the mirror.

1253
01:10:27,400 --> 01:10:29,080
I'm worried about Paul.

1254
01:10:30,480 --> 01:10:33,520
He hasn't found his role
in society.

1255
01:10:33,960 --> 01:10:35,880
So you're in the Big Bang gang�?

1256
01:10:36,480 --> 01:10:37,397
Big Bang�?

1257
01:10:37,480 --> 01:10:40,117
Gang. The Big Bang gang.
- The Big Bang gang?

1258
01:10:40,200 --> 01:10:41,437
We're all here�.

1259
01:10:41,520 --> 01:10:42,837
Are we?
- Yeah.

1260
01:10:42,920 --> 01:10:45,397
Can you say that to that camera?

1261
01:10:45,480 --> 01:10:48,197
I'm in the Big Bang gang. You are too.

1262
01:10:48,280 --> 01:10:52,560
You too are in the Big Bang gang.
- We are all in the Big Bang gang.

1263
01:10:53,760 --> 01:10:56,920
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