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I wish you'd stop whining. Fresh air
will do you good.

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Beth, I am a seriously ill person.
Please try and understand.

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Hello. Hello.

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I'm Beth Forrester. This is my husband,
Jake.

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Beth Forrester and husband, Jake.

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OK, right.

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Well, if you can fill in one of these
forms each and bring them back here when

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you've finished and then registrations
in E3, OK?

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Thank you.

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Hi, Julian.

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Oh, God.

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Can't keep me awake, can you?

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Hello, Tarquin.

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That's your head there, mate.

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Thanks.

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And don't forget to put everything on.

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There's no, oh, dear, I forgot my
leggings later, you know.

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You can't come back.

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Yes.

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Thank God these ones are a bit tighter
than the ones I had last year.

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My bollocks kept falling out for
everyone to see.

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I look like a Neanderthal petrol pump.

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I tell you, it's bloody cold, though.

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Wouldn't it be all right if I get my bra
on?

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Can I use you to take it off?

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Don't be so pathetic, woman.

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Get it off.

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There's nothing to be embarrassed about.

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We're all going to be seeing a lot of
each other over the next few weeks.

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I know that. All right, tell me, tell
me. Did Iron Age woman have a plate

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guider? No.

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Not on your life.

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Come on, get it off her crotch. Oh, I
give up with you feminists.

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Hi, gang.

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Hi, gang.

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Everything OK?

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Everybody got everything they need?

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Oh, just to let you know that there are
some tools, okay, in the village from

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last year, which you can use. But I hope
you all understand that apart from

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that, you are all totally self
-sufficient, okay?

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So you won't be needing this, Tarquin,
will you?

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Okay,

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I'll give it back at the end.

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Oh, yeah.

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No, sorry.

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Sorry.

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Peter. I prefer Peter.

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Yes, I think I might prefer Peter to all
the other men here.

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Really?

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Well, um, what's your name?

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Ursula.

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But you can call me Urs.

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Ursula, right.

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So, Peter.

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Yes? Is your seed plentiful?

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Hey, Paul, excuse me. Could I have a
Senzano and lemonade for Margaret?

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Megumi. Megumi, actually. Of course.

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Megumi. You know, that's a very
beautiful name for a very beautiful

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Actually, it's incredible.

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But my mother's middle name was Megumi.

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Could I have quite a real ale, please?

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He must be one of us.

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Yes.

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If by that you mean we are to be fellow
travellers on the path of knowledge

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about our forefathers, then yes, I am
one of you.

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That's jolly good.

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I'm Liz and this is Peter.

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I am Lug, son of Mill.

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Are you sure this is the way? Yes, of
course. I'm sure it's right over there.

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I've never seen it last year.

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Well, I can see it so far.

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Guess what, Margaret?

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I think I'm crazy about you.

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Megumi, actually.

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Yeah, sure.

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There, see, Jake, I told you.

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Hello.

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How are we doing?

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Is everyone here?

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One, two, three, five.

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No, sorry, could we all just stand still
for a sec, please?

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Just so I can do a count.

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Thanks. One, two, three, four, five,
six, seven, eight, nine, ten. Right,

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everyone. Hey, sorry I'm late.

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Hi.

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Fantastic.

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OK, well, now everyone's here.

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Well, we'll leave you to it, OK?

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There is a small crops garden we've
planted from last year.

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Afraid we can't tell you where it is,
though. You'll just have to find it,

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And you won't be needing this, will you?

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No mod cons and all that.

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Okay, well, good luck, everyone, and
happy hunting.

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Bye. Bye.

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I suppose we ought to think about
lighting a fire. Anyone got any flints

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Yeah, I've got my lighter.

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Oh.

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Oh, sorry.

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I think they got the message.

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Look, calm down and come and sit down,
Tarquin.

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I think, really, we ought to sort of
work out some sort of plan for the day

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policies for the village in general.
Very good idea.

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Right. Absolutely.

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Moral codes are very important.

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Morning. Hi.

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Morning.

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I mean, are we going to allow these
people to sort of wander through the

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at random?

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Well, perhaps we can ask Julian to keep
them away.

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Well, I think that we should kill anyone
that we catch.

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Steady on, Tark. Look, we should go
ahead and attack if we feel threatened.

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Tark, nobody is threatening us.

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I know.

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And that's why it would be very clever
tactics if we attack them before they

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threaten us. Great idea.

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Now can we think about some important
things, like food, perhaps?

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God, that's strange.

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You know something? I had an identical
twin sister called Jane.

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She was killed when our pram crashed.

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I tried to save her.

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We're not sort of thinking how they'd be
thinking anyway. I mean, we don't know.

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I mean, look at me. I'm saying cutting
cabbages. They probably wouldn't even

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have cabbages.

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I feel quite strongly, you know, that
we've sort of come here with more

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knowledge of language and communication
than we should have or that they would

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have. But we can't do anything about
that now, can we? Yes, I was just going

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say that.

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Well, we can't pretend we don't know how
to speak.

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More water, please, Beth. I must prepare
my body for the sacred conception.

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I mean, I know we can't pretend that
we've got no language, but that's why I

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think we ought to invent our own, you
know, using grunts and things.

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It's a bit of Quest for Fire Desmond
Morris, don't you think, love?

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Listen.

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Ah.

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Do you see?

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Well, actually, no.

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So what do you think it was?

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Something to do with Germany?

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No.

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Just

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like

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Queen Mayhem, she radiates light and
warmth.

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But when the traveler draws near to
enjoy the heat, he falls prey to a

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web.

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And though the warmth feels good, it is
the warmth of the fires of hell.

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Lug, too, had a wife and proved
unfaithful with Kermit, son of Dagda.

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Lug killed Kermit with his magic staff.

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Really?

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There is a lesson here for us all to
learn.

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Is there not?

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Oh, Christ, shut up!

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Oh, God, that's it. I mean, I haven't
had a decent meal with meat for three

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days. I'm going to the canteen. Oh, come
on, Tark, that's not exactly cricket.

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You can't... Don't give up. Look, I am
ravenous, and all we've got is bloody

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grass. You can make a lovely stew out of
this.

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Oh, Jake.

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Well, listen, Tuck, what about all those
rabbits you said were around?

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Well, I don't know.

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Just bloody mix them with toasts, isn't
it?

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Wait a minute.

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Jolly good meal. Well done, girls.

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What do you mean?

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I killed them.

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Yes. Jolly well done, Tark.

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I think.

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Yeah, well done, Tark. Love you, good
girl.

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Love you, good girl.

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Um, shouldn't we all be thinking about
the new language?

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Forget about trying to think about the
new language.

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I think we should be trying to think
about something that's much more

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to think about.

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Like what?

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Like where we're all sleeping tonight.

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Yes. Sorry.

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I'm talking about sex.

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What?

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Look, we've all got needs, OK?

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And maybe I've got more needs than most,
but we're supposed to be living as near

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to the Iron Age culture as possible,
right?

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Mm, yes.

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Right.

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And they must have slept around quite a
bit in those days.

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Otherwise there wouldn't be any little
Iron Age people wandering around, would

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there? No.

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So I think we should follow suit.

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Yes. Yeah.

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I think we must do this thing properly,
right?

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Okay. Okay, now I've been thinking about
this.

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And I think the most democratic thing,
right, would be if we shagged the girls

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in rotation.

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Sorry?

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Yeah.

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So, who's with me tonight?

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Liz, perhaps we could... Oh, yes, of
course, Simon, I'd love to.

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Super.

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Excuse me, Tom.

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Peter, you're my chosen one.

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But... No buts about it.

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Come on.

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We'll go to one of the smaller huts,
then we can be alone.

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Well, Linda?

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Beth. Of course, how strange.

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I want you to know that what you and I
are about to do is all in the course of

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duty, yeah?

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You know, like we must take on the
responsibility of research, yeah?

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Yes, I do see what you mean.

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But there is a snag.

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What's that?

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I'm having my P -E -R -I -O -D.

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So I think we should wait a few days.

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It's a bit mucky, you know.

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Pernod?

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This year, I'm going to conceive a
strong warrior man -child.

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And that child will be yours, Peter.

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Ursula, I'm not exactly sure... Yes,
your manhood will explode within me and

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maidenhood will rise to meet it in
perfect union.

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And together we will create a strong new
being. And he shall be called son of

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Peter. Daughter of Mayerbe.

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I chastise you for your faithlessness.

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You are wife of Bran.

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Second son of Odin, and you bring plague
and disease.

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What? Get gone from here, else I shall
use my magic staff to remove

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you.

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Shut up, Desmond, and piss off.

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All right, all right, I'm going.

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Be gone, foul temptress.

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You pair of perverts.

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I'm going to find some real men.

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Peter, you must be puzzled.

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Well, yes.

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Relax, Peter.

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Remember the traveler, the fires of
hell.

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Yes. Well, thanks very much for saving
me back there.

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Relax, Peter, and turn over.

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You must contain your strength.

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Sleep. Sleep.

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Draw those heavy curtains across your
eyes.

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Peter.

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Yes? Would you like to see how the magic
staff works?

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Yes, that would be nice.

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Missed you last night.

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Really? I would have thought you'd had
quite a good time with Ursula.

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I really like her.

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Ursula's great, but... Oh, come on.

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Blondie bear.

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Let's try a new language.

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Mm?

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Mm!

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Mm! Mm!

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I really am enjoying this course.

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I don't know if it's the fresh air or
what, but I really feel quite gay.

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Come on.

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Look, I don't know what you're trying to
say.

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I said good morning, Tarquin.

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What was that?

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I said piss off.

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Oh, thanks very much.

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What's the matter with you this morning?
Nothing.

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Come on.

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What is it?

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Well, if you must know...

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I had to spend the whole of last night
in here on my own while you lot all

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went off to sleep around.

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What about Jake?

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What about him? He was here, wasn't he?

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Yes. Oh, my God.

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What is it? It's Jake.

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He doesn't appear to be moving.

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I think he's... He's rather dead.

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Well, he did say it wasn't feeling very
well.

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What a strange position.

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Oh, Christ!

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I didn't think that I'd talk.

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It's all right. Julian's coming.

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Julian!

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Quick, hide the body.

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What? Where?

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Look, let's pop him up and sit him in
the zone.

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Hi, gang.

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Well, it's meditation time, is it?

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Meditate with Mother.

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No, seriously, could you all listen a
sec? It's about the leaving do and

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OK?

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No,

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sorry. Can we have a bit of hush?

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Could we have a bit of hush on this one,
please? A bit of hush.

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Thank you.

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Jake, isn't it?

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Yeah. What we usually do is... What is
it?

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Is it some sort of game, is it?

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Well, look, somebody better talk
properly soon, OK?

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Julian! Jane!

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Jane!

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Right,

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look, all I'm saying is you're going to
miss the disco if you don't know where

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it's going to happen, aren't you?

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00:23:06,060 --> 00:23:08,100
For God's sake, you're behaving like
stupid children.

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00:23:10,500 --> 00:23:13,820
Well, OK, OK, behave like children. No,
fine, fine, absolutely, absolutely.

299
00:23:13,860 --> 00:23:15,000
You're wasting everybody's time.

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00:23:15,440 --> 00:23:17,340
Never mind, though, OK, fine, fine.

301
00:23:23,790 --> 00:23:25,690
You realise you won't be getting your
certificates, don't you?

302
00:23:32,830 --> 00:23:35,210
What are we going to do?

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I don't know.

304
00:23:36,890 --> 00:23:38,690
I suppose we should notify somebody.

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00:23:39,850 --> 00:23:42,910
That's going to have a bit of a
headache, isn't she, Tom? Well, at least

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not dead.

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Son of mill.

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Propose we build a funeral pyre.

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Noble and high, that we might burn him
and return him to the

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soil whence he came.

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A sacrificial offering.

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00:24:13,860 --> 00:24:17,600
Well, I don't know. I mean... It's what
they would have done, of course. Look,

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why don't we just call an ambulance?

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00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:22,900
Then I could make fertility symbols from
his teeth.

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00:24:24,170 --> 00:24:27,170
The ashes will make really good clay.
Yes. We could all dance around the fire.

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00:24:27,230 --> 00:24:28,510
Yes. Desmond.

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I mean, Lug.

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00:24:31,310 --> 00:24:33,150
Would you lead the ritual for us?

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00:24:33,370 --> 00:24:34,370
Of course.

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00:24:34,850 --> 00:24:38,310
But Peter the Innocent must be my
assistant.

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00:28:51,340 --> 00:28:54,120
Where's Tarquin? I bet he's got
something to do with this. I can't find

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00:28:54,980 --> 00:28:56,560
This course has been running for five
years.

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Perfectly all right.