1 00:00:24,680 --> 00:00:26,603 (PILOT SPEAKS ENGLISH) 2 00:00:33,440 --> 00:00:36,683 The vacation was so great. Glad you got over yourself. 3 00:00:36,760 --> 00:00:39,923 Overcome? Eh, you gave me a pill, right? 4 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:42,207 What was that? What was that? 5 00:00:42,280 --> 00:00:44,169 Come on! Buckle up, buckle up. 6 00:00:44,240 --> 00:00:47,767 -Buckle up! -Man, Alex, don't be such a coward. 7 00:00:49,720 --> 00:00:51,370 Oh god, I'll never get on a plane again. 8 00:00:51,440 --> 00:00:53,204 -I'll never climb again... -Really scared 9 00:00:53,280 --> 00:00:56,523 you have to have it only when the stewardesses also sit down. 10 00:00:59,800 --> 00:01:02,201 (SCREAMING) 11 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:08,567 Never again! Never again! 12 00:01:08,680 --> 00:01:10,648 (ALARM CLOCK RINGS) 13 00:01:12,880 --> 00:01:13,847 Oh god. 14 00:01:21,040 --> 00:01:22,007 Ready? 15 00:01:32,960 --> 00:01:35,361 (MON AMOUR BY BEN L'ÓNCLE SOUL) 16 00:01:38,120 --> 00:01:40,521 -You sucked really well yesterday. -Thanks. 17 00:01:41,920 --> 00:01:44,730 I have Okke for my birthday Bought a paintball gun. 18 00:01:44,800 --> 00:01:45,926 It is fully automatic. 19 00:01:48,480 --> 00:01:51,086 Look, they really look pretty nasty from the parts. 20 00:01:51,280 --> 00:01:52,486 (DUFF ROUNDING) 21 00:01:52,560 --> 00:01:54,050 Or? What do you think? 22 00:01:56,280 --> 00:01:59,727 Caroline? Hello? In a second A thing like that fires 15 shots! 23 00:01:59,880 --> 00:02:01,769 If you take a bullet, That must hurt pigs. 24 00:02:01,920 --> 00:02:04,685 Tell me, is he jogging or what? That's not possible! 25 00:02:04,840 --> 00:02:07,366 Hey! Asshole! 26 00:02:07,760 --> 00:02:11,845 There's no gym here! Man! It's true, isn't it? 27 00:02:12,040 --> 00:02:15,442 Can you please go up and Tell him not to walk so loudly? 28 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:19,923 It's probably running quite normally. 29 00:02:22,120 --> 00:02:25,806 Alex! It's so tiring anyway because of the campaign. 30 00:02:27,320 --> 00:02:28,481 Please! 31 00:02:31,040 --> 00:02:32,371 (LOUD MUSIC) 32 00:02:32,440 --> 00:02:33,601 MULLER: Shit! 33 00:02:38,040 --> 00:02:40,281 -What's wrong, buddy? -Hello. 34 00:02:41,840 --> 00:02:44,491 Excuse me please. Maybe you could, a little bit 35 00:02:44,560 --> 00:02:46,801 run quieter? So just 'n My, because it sounds pretty loud downstairs. 36 00:02:46,920 --> 00:02:50,083 -What do you mean now? -Do you have any slippers? 37 00:02:50,400 --> 00:02:52,289 You, I'm wearing my slippers. 38 00:02:54,720 --> 00:02:56,245 I don't mean to seem rude, but... 39 00:02:56,320 --> 00:02:58,049 I can do your ass too pull over your head. 40 00:02:58,120 --> 00:02:59,451 Then you won't hear anything anymore. do you understand? 41 00:02:59,760 --> 00:03:01,603 Understood. understood. Thanks. 42 00:03:01,840 --> 00:03:03,763 Now really spread yourself out there, okay? 43 00:03:06,440 --> 00:03:07,566 Ready? 44 00:03:09,680 --> 00:03:11,011 Ready? 45 00:03:22,080 --> 00:03:24,651 (WHAT A MAN FROM LENA) 46 00:05:19,280 --> 00:05:22,090 -Good morning. -CHILDREN: Morning, Mr. Nowak. 47 00:05:22,240 --> 00:05:24,811 Frank, would you please put your sausage away? 48 00:05:26,800 --> 00:05:27,767 So... 49 00:05:28,880 --> 00:05:31,486 You should put your sausage away, please. 50 00:05:33,320 --> 00:05:34,526 OK. 51 00:05:36,040 --> 00:05:38,646 Tell me, do you actually know what's in a sausage like that? 52 00:05:40,840 --> 00:05:44,128 So, if you're lucky, you'll find There's a bit of meat in there too. 53 00:05:44,280 --> 00:05:48,046 But you're much more likely to find it there slippery innards, 54 00:05:48,200 --> 00:05:51,443 bristles, hooves, teeth, 55 00:05:51,600 --> 00:05:54,444 but also one or the other Curly tail or an eye 56 00:05:55,040 --> 00:05:57,122 finds its way into the meat grinder, 57 00:05:57,200 --> 00:05:59,646 where everything then squishes and is crushed 58 00:05:59,800 --> 00:06:03,247 and is still pressed into a intestine, yes? 59 00:06:03,400 --> 00:06:07,121 And you know what's going on flows through one's intestines, doesn't it? 60 00:06:12,360 --> 00:06:13,600 Thank you. 61 00:06:14,760 --> 00:06:17,047 I hope you have all of them your declarations of consent 62 00:06:17,120 --> 00:06:18,121 for the trip on Monday? 63 00:06:18,520 --> 00:06:20,329 ALL: Yes. 64 00:06:20,480 --> 00:06:25,088 OK, then turn to page 50: Germany and its neighboring countries. 65 00:06:25,400 --> 00:06:26,367 (BREAK BELL) 66 00:06:26,440 --> 00:06:30,411 Alex, so listen, about Carolin. You have to take tougher action. 67 00:06:30,480 --> 00:06:31,925 That's how it is, when you're in a relationship. 68 00:06:32,080 --> 00:06:34,128 -Hello, Mr. Nowak. -Hello. 69 00:06:34,280 --> 00:06:37,841 Alex, I'll explain this to you. There are men and there are women. And... 70 00:06:38,040 --> 00:06:41,169 -But there are also the horses. -Yes, exactly. And... 71 00:06:41,240 --> 00:06:43,607 But there are also the ponies. And there are the donkeys! 72 00:06:43,680 --> 00:06:45,728 Henriette, you can Be quiet for a moment, please? 73 00:06:45,880 --> 00:06:47,291 -Nasty. -Listen, Alex. 74 00:06:47,760 --> 00:06:51,128 When the woman gets down from the pony and meets such a real stallion, 75 00:06:51,560 --> 00:06:54,131 -It's clear who she wants to ride with. -The pony? 76 00:06:54,600 --> 00:06:58,082 No, wrong! The stallion. But the question is anyway: 77 00:06:58,160 --> 00:06:59,605 The stallion then lets himself ride every day, 78 00:06:59,680 --> 00:07:01,603 -and above all, tie it up? -What? 79 00:07:01,680 --> 00:07:03,523 Think about it. The Fury has to work now. 80 00:07:04,440 --> 00:07:06,807 Thanks, Okke, that was very enlightening. -That's bullshit. 81 00:07:06,880 --> 00:07:08,848 But you'll come on time tonight, right? 82 00:07:08,920 --> 00:07:11,685 -Clear. -I would like some milk slices. 83 00:07:11,760 --> 00:07:13,808 -Bye, kids, see you then. -Bye, Mr. Teacher. 84 00:07:13,880 --> 00:07:15,450 Ok, Mr. Nowak actually did a girlfriend? 85 00:07:15,520 --> 00:07:16,521 Unfortunately. 86 00:07:16,600 --> 00:07:18,967 (ISYANKAR BY MUSTAFA SANDAL FEAT. GENTLEMAN) 87 00:07:19,480 --> 00:07:21,209 Guys, listen for a second. 88 00:07:21,400 --> 00:07:24,768 -I'm so hungry. -Yes, it's starting right away. 89 00:07:24,920 --> 00:07:28,242 I just wanted to say: It's nice that you You're all here, that really means a lot to me. 90 00:07:28,920 --> 00:07:31,161 -Nele comes a little later. -Oh, such bad luck. 91 00:07:31,320 --> 00:07:33,482 What is wrong with you? Why are you so aggressive? 92 00:07:33,560 --> 00:07:36,245 -I'm not aggressive at all. -...really crack! 93 00:07:36,480 --> 00:07:38,528 Yes, and now I wish you all bon appetit. 94 00:07:38,600 --> 00:07:41,126 The buffet is open. So jump in! 95 00:07:47,160 --> 00:07:49,242 say, Would you perhaps open up to her first? 96 00:07:49,320 --> 00:07:50,560 -Hello? -I'm hungry. 97 00:07:53,160 --> 00:07:55,481 I'm turning 30! Great, right? 98 00:07:56,640 --> 00:07:58,324 -Nice suit. You look chic. -Thanks. 99 00:07:58,400 --> 00:07:59,765 -Are you having fun? -We're having fun! 100 00:07:59,840 --> 00:08:02,047 -Caroline! Hey! -Hi. 101 00:08:04,640 --> 00:08:06,165 -See you later! -See you later! 102 00:08:10,480 --> 00:08:12,562 They only have Turkish food. 103 00:08:21,280 --> 00:08:23,487 (LOUD SMACKING) 104 00:08:28,040 --> 00:08:29,326 Grandma smacks her lips. 105 00:08:30,360 --> 00:08:32,442 -What? -Grandma hurts. 106 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:35,240 Yes... 107 00:08:36,040 --> 00:08:37,121 Look! 108 00:08:40,560 --> 00:08:43,131 (SMACKS LOUDLY) 109 00:08:48,800 --> 00:08:51,167 -I think it's better if I go. -What? 110 00:08:51,240 --> 00:08:53,083 Caro, wait a minute! That's silly. 111 00:08:53,160 --> 00:08:54,491 Okke hasn't even had a birthday. 112 00:08:54,560 --> 00:08:57,370 -He's your friend. -But I wanted to celebrate here with you! 113 00:08:57,440 --> 00:09:00,922 This is all about you again. You said there were 10 people and not 114 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:03,731 30 family members from your weird friend. 115 00:09:03,800 --> 00:09:06,531 I can't do this here with this whole group of smackers. 116 00:09:17,240 --> 00:09:19,242 (HAPPINESS BY JONATHAN JEREMIAH) 117 00:09:26,120 --> 00:09:28,851 Can you please put it back up? It pulls. 118 00:09:32,240 --> 00:09:33,571 (MUSIC END) 119 00:09:33,640 --> 00:09:36,530 What's going on? Are you bitching now or what? 120 00:09:36,600 --> 00:09:38,170 I told you you can still stay. 121 00:09:38,240 --> 00:09:40,766 It's shit! You know, that's my friend in there. 122 00:09:40,840 --> 00:09:43,923 Do you know how long I've been on Okke had to convince you that you were allowed to come? 123 00:09:53,200 --> 00:09:55,282 NELE: And it is real drove away in your car? 124 00:09:56,480 --> 00:09:58,608 -Oh man, Nele, what should I do? -This is your car? 125 00:09:58,680 --> 00:10:02,844 Yes, Caro was today... Well, he wasn't doing so well and... 126 00:10:03,160 --> 00:10:05,049 Oh come on, stop it, Alex! Don't always take them 127 00:10:05,120 --> 00:10:06,963 in protection. She just doesn't like us. 128 00:10:07,160 --> 00:10:10,323 Alex! Nice to have you back. I knew you wouldn't just run away. 129 00:10:10,800 --> 00:10:11,926 Friends! 130 00:10:12,120 --> 00:10:13,929 (EVERYONE SINGS HIGH SHALL HE LIVE!) 131 00:10:38,360 --> 00:10:40,840 Good evening, Mr. Moller. Also traveling so late? 132 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:44,243 -I had a little emergency. -Oh, hopefully nothing serious? 133 00:10:45,160 --> 00:10:46,810 You, you can see it either way. 134 00:10:47,920 --> 00:10:51,242 -Good night! -Good night. 135 00:10:59,640 --> 00:11:02,007 (SIREN) 136 00:11:04,320 --> 00:11:06,004 (LOUD MOANS) 137 00:11:08,720 --> 00:11:09,687 (CAROLIN MOANS) 138 00:11:10,880 --> 00:11:11,881 Ready? 139 00:11:13,080 --> 00:11:14,320 What did you do? 140 00:11:15,480 --> 00:11:19,451 -I fell from the stairs. -What kind of stairs? 141 00:11:19,960 --> 00:11:23,282 So, you'll get another one Positional support bandage, Ms. Appelmann. 142 00:11:23,360 --> 00:11:25,840 I'll be outside if you need me. 143 00:11:28,040 --> 00:11:30,042 Oh God! Everything will be okay, right? 144 00:11:35,280 --> 00:11:36,930 Oh, you're the significant other 145 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:38,206 -from Ms. Appelmann? -Yes. 146 00:11:38,320 --> 00:11:40,209 -Do you have a minute? -Clear. What's it about? 147 00:11:40,280 --> 00:11:44,080 Hey, Nina, please bring a pack Wound ointment and an anal spreader? 148 00:11:44,160 --> 00:11:45,650 Just a few formalities. 149 00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:48,321 I really have no idea how you did that. 150 00:11:48,400 --> 00:11:51,051 But next time you should really be more careful. 151 00:11:52,120 --> 00:11:54,441 OK. What should I be more careful about? 152 00:11:55,600 --> 00:11:57,762 Now let's be honest, between us. 153 00:11:58,360 --> 00:12:00,169 Purely anatomical, how did you do that? 154 00:12:00,800 --> 00:12:01,801 What? 155 00:12:01,960 --> 00:12:04,770 That doesn't work every day, that you meet during sexual intercourse 156 00:12:04,840 --> 00:12:06,251 the rib and the tailbone bruises. 157 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:08,650 So really... 158 00:12:09,080 --> 00:12:12,004 So that's crazy. Craziness. 159 00:12:12,120 --> 00:12:14,168 Anal spreader. Please. 160 00:12:14,440 --> 00:12:18,490 So this is the wound ointment, and that is the anal spreader. 161 00:12:20,160 --> 00:12:21,605 It helps with application. 162 00:12:21,800 --> 00:12:23,643 (SUPPRESSED GIGGLING) 163 00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:32,120 -Who was it? Please? 164 00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:33,691 -Who was it? -Who was what? 165 00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:35,251 -Your injury? -The stairs. 166 00:12:36,520 --> 00:12:38,443 But that's what the doctor told me tells something else. 167 00:12:38,680 --> 00:12:42,127 -How come? What did the doctor tell you? -That it happened while fucking! 168 00:12:42,200 --> 00:12:43,167 Oh! 169 00:12:44,360 --> 00:12:45,850 Tell me, Alex, are you spying on me? 170 00:12:47,440 --> 00:12:50,444 Eh, just tell me who it was, okay? Who was it, man? 171 00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:54,683 -Jens. -What? Mr. Moller? 172 00:12:54,840 --> 00:12:56,604 -His name is Jens. -How come? 173 00:12:56,760 --> 00:12:58,683 Because that's his name? 174 00:12:58,960 --> 00:13:01,361 OK, if it's... I mean, if it was just that one time and... 175 00:13:01,440 --> 00:13:04,842 And it didn't mean anything to you... It didn't mean anything to you, did it? 176 00:13:04,920 --> 00:13:07,287 I'm sorry, I wanted it for you have been saying for a long time anyway. 177 00:13:09,160 --> 00:13:10,810 What's going on with our vacation now? 178 00:13:11,840 --> 00:13:15,561 Man, Alex, are you totally stupid? 179 00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:20,203 Do something. Just shout at me! 180 00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:22,926 Come on, show me that you're a real man! 181 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:23,967 Ouch! 182 00:13:33,800 --> 00:13:35,802 I... I'll go then. 183 00:13:36,280 --> 00:13:37,691 Marco, coffee? 184 00:13:42,840 --> 00:13:44,171 All the best. 185 00:13:46,320 --> 00:13:48,527 (THEME MUSIC WHAT A MAN) 186 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:55,241 (MUSIC BECOMES DUMMER) 187 00:14:44,560 --> 00:14:48,326 OK, listen. Let's get some therapy. Let me do some therapy. 188 00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:51,607 Come on. 189 00:15:36,840 --> 00:15:39,081 Alex, I'm so sorry. 190 00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:43,090 Close your eyes! 191 00:15:45,360 --> 00:15:46,805 Caution. 192 00:15:48,680 --> 00:15:51,047 Close your eyes, close your eyes, close your eyes. 193 00:15:51,440 --> 00:15:52,965 Surprise! 194 00:15:53,760 --> 00:15:54,886 Wow. 195 00:15:57,440 --> 00:16:02,241 -Thanks for letting me sleep here, okay? -Clear! As long as you want. Always. 196 00:16:06,120 --> 00:16:07,770 Thanks! Really. 197 00:16:08,040 --> 00:16:11,362 Gladly! Besides, there aren't All women suck, right? 198 00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:16,325 Caro wasn't that bad, was she? Maybe it was a little difficult. 199 00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:18,641 Oh Alex, she cheated and ripped you off. 200 00:16:18,720 --> 00:16:21,121 What's wrong with that? A little difficult, please? 201 00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:26,047 Yes, I... I mean, I was too blame it, you know? And I mean, 202 00:16:26,120 --> 00:16:29,283 -it always takes two, and... -Alex, no, you weren't! 203 00:16:29,360 --> 00:16:32,523 Man, duh! You carry them in your hands, that stupid old bitch! 204 00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:34,807 She makes me so aggro! Real! These filths... These... 205 00:16:34,880 --> 00:16:36,120 Yeah, stop now, okay? 206 00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:37,611 -It's true! -Yes. 207 00:16:38,320 --> 00:16:39,924 (QUIET MUSIC) 208 00:16:40,080 --> 00:16:41,844 Yes. Excuse me. 209 00:16:42,120 --> 00:16:46,330 -And stop always apologizing. -Yes, sorry... Yes. Do you see? 210 00:16:50,880 --> 00:16:53,690 I mean, we had too totally beautiful moments. It's not like that. 211 00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:01,007 OK. If you had to weigh it up, 212 00:17:01,080 --> 00:17:04,289 how many good ones and how many did you have bad moments? 213 00:17:04,920 --> 00:17:06,684 (MUSIC STOPS ABRUPTLY) 214 00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:13,846 I can't say that now. So, flfty-flfty? 215 00:17:14,240 --> 00:17:16,049 60-40? 216 00:17:16,120 --> 00:17:18,168 (MUSIC PLAYING AGAIN) 217 00:17:18,440 --> 00:17:19,965 68-32. 218 00:17:23,240 --> 00:17:26,289 Listen. I'm always there for you and help you with everything that comes. 219 00:17:26,360 --> 00:17:28,089 But be glad it happened. 220 00:17:30,440 --> 00:17:32,204 She doesn't deserve you. 221 00:17:32,280 --> 00:17:33,611 (DOORBELL) 222 00:17:33,840 --> 00:17:34,807 (GIGGLES) 223 00:17:34,880 --> 00:17:38,362 -Are you getting visitors now? -Yes. How do I look? 224 00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:39,601 Good. 225 00:17:41,680 --> 00:17:42,841 (NELE SCREAMS WITH PLEASURE) 226 00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:44,041 Etienne! 227 00:17:44,520 --> 00:17:46,648 ÉTIENNE: Who else was here? NELE: We have visitors. 228 00:17:46,720 --> 00:17:47,687 ETIENNE: Shit! 229 00:17:48,160 --> 00:17:50,891 -This is Alex.Étienne. -Ah, c'est Alexandre. 230 00:17:51,640 --> 00:17:54,689 -What? -She told me a lot about you. 231 00:17:54,960 --> 00:17:56,803 Ah yes. Hello. 232 00:17:57,920 --> 00:18:00,048 He is French. 233 00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:01,367 Oh! 234 00:18:01,640 --> 00:18:04,564 And he is a Greenpeace activist in China. Great, right? 235 00:18:04,720 --> 00:18:05,881 Super. 236 00:18:09,520 --> 00:18:11,170 Ban Chance! 237 00:18:16,800 --> 00:18:18,609 My mom said: "What you did the first night 238 00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:20,728 "Dreaming in a new bed will come true." 239 00:18:21,120 --> 00:18:22,929 So dream something nice, OK? 240 00:18:32,280 --> 00:18:34,203 (GIGGLING FROM NEXT DOOR) 241 00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:42,450 Go ice skating! 242 00:18:42,640 --> 00:18:44,165 Tell me, are you a boy or a girl? 243 00:18:44,240 --> 00:18:45,685 A boy. 244 00:18:45,880 --> 00:18:47,291 Girl? 245 00:18:51,160 --> 00:18:52,650 I'm a boy. 246 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:54,881 'N boy. 247 00:18:55,120 --> 00:18:57,361 Oh, they have no idea. 248 00:18:58,280 --> 00:19:00,044 ADULT ALEX: What did I do wrong? 249 00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:01,851 You just had the wrong woman. 250 00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:04,002 No, no, my friend. I'll tell you something now. 251 00:19:04,480 --> 00:19:09,042 And indeed a traditional Turkish parable. 252 00:19:10,120 --> 00:19:11,087 So: 253 00:19:11,160 --> 00:19:14,164 Two bulls stand on a hill and look into the valley at the cows. 254 00:19:14,360 --> 00:19:17,330 So father and son Taurus, yes? The son Taurus says: 255 00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:20,643 "Come on, dad, let's go there now Get down real quick and fuck a cow." 256 00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:25,283 The father bull looks at his son. He waits a moment and then answers dryly: 257 00:19:25,720 --> 00:19:30,726 "No, my son. We're going down there very slowly now 258 00:19:31,960 --> 00:19:33,610 "and fuck everyone." 259 00:19:37,240 --> 00:19:39,481 That is A traditional Turkish parable? 260 00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:40,966 You really have a quirk. 261 00:19:41,120 --> 00:19:42,963 Besides, it wouldn't Reflect Alex's self. 262 00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:45,567 Sony, but Alex's I is straight a load of shit. 263 00:19:45,720 --> 00:19:47,131 Yes, exactly. 264 00:19:48,160 --> 00:19:51,209 That's the point. Maybe he should first find yourself, 265 00:19:51,280 --> 00:19:52,691 before he gets into a relationship again. 266 00:19:52,760 --> 00:19:55,684 What, relationship? This is about cows in the pasture. 267 00:19:57,240 --> 00:20:00,403 Hey. We might have too should fly more on vacation, 268 00:20:00,480 --> 00:20:02,687 instead of just driving. But Europe sucks too. 269 00:20:02,760 --> 00:20:03,682 Now stop it! 270 00:20:03,760 --> 00:20:06,809 Do you know what I would do if I were you? would? I would go there 271 00:20:06,920 --> 00:20:09,048 and Caro really voices his opinion. 272 00:20:09,560 --> 00:20:11,369 I don't want to go. I don't want to meet them at all. 273 00:20:11,560 --> 00:20:13,642 OK, good too. Then she punished them by ignoring them. 274 00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:15,211 I still have to get my things. 275 00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:19,200 Yes, well, then the offensive. So, All you have to do is go there, kick in the door and go for it. 276 00:20:19,280 --> 00:20:22,329 Show him who the man is. She gives a shit about you not through the shirt again. 277 00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:23,640 On the shirt. 278 00:20:24,120 --> 00:20:26,600 That means “in the shirt”. 279 00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:41,561 Hello? 280 00:20:47,720 --> 00:20:49,404 Congratulations! 281 00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:51,329 Woohoo! 282 00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:38,331 Oh my God! 283 00:21:41,560 --> 00:21:43,085 (DOOR IS UNLOCKED) 284 00:21:51,280 --> 00:21:52,645 Now come with me. 285 00:21:52,880 --> 00:21:54,325 (CAROLIN MOANS) 286 00:22:03,480 --> 00:22:06,006 CAROLIN: Next time Could you take the photos? 287 00:22:06,560 --> 00:22:08,005 MOLLER: If the money is right. 288 00:22:08,360 --> 00:22:09,691 You, where is the blue dildo? 289 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:12,081 In the box. 290 00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:13,367 Ah yes. 291 00:22:23,840 --> 00:22:25,251 Where is he? 292 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:28,684 Hmm. 293 00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:35,721 Done. 294 00:22:38,800 --> 00:22:41,087 -That's beautiful. -Come on, hang in there. 295 00:22:48,120 --> 00:22:50,566 This is going under the ass. 296 00:22:50,880 --> 00:22:52,962 -And now spread. -It's cool! 297 00:22:53,400 --> 00:22:55,607 CAROLIN: You have such beautiful arms. 298 00:22:56,080 --> 00:22:58,242 MOLLER: Now really spread out. CAROLIN: Yes. 299 00:23:00,280 --> 00:23:02,009 That's cool! 300 00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:04,883 (DILDO GRUMMERING) 301 00:23:06,400 --> 00:23:08,004 MOLLER: There he is. CAROLIN: Where? 302 00:23:08,640 --> 00:23:10,165 Shit, shit, shit! 303 00:23:16,240 --> 00:23:17,685 Alex? 304 00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:24,324 -Fuck off, you whistle! -Are you crazy? 305 00:23:24,520 --> 00:23:26,921 Alex, don't make it harder, than it already is. 306 00:23:27,720 --> 00:23:31,645 So one of us is going to fuck now. And I bet that's not you. 307 00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:33,601 I understand. 308 00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:36,086 Are you coming? 309 00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:44,444 “I understand”? 310 00:23:54,440 --> 00:23:55,362 Hi. 311 00:23:55,440 --> 00:23:57,408 Please make me daddy bull, OK? Please! 312 00:23:57,520 --> 00:23:58,487 I'm sorry, what? 313 00:23:58,600 --> 00:24:02,207 Man, take me to the musk, will you? Now all the cows will be fucked! 314 00:24:02,880 --> 00:24:04,120 Hey, grandma. 315 00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:06,850 Hey, Ms. Karaҫayli. 316 00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:10,727 All right, my friend. I'll take you to the pasture. 317 00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:12,529 Yes? OK. 318 00:24:12,880 --> 00:24:16,168 You already realize real men don't eat honey. 319 00:24:17,640 --> 00:24:19,449 We chew bees. 320 00:24:22,120 --> 00:24:25,681 You know Alex, women are like lollipops. First you lick it and keep licking it, 321 00:24:25,760 --> 00:24:29,481 and at some point you only have the handle in his hand. do you understand? 322 00:24:29,560 --> 00:24:31,085 Um, no. 323 00:24:31,360 --> 00:24:33,488 Man, Alex, you have to show women where to go. 324 00:24:33,560 --> 00:24:36,291 They need direction, the women. And that's what we're here for. 325 00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:38,607 Length, push, zep! 326 00:24:39,040 --> 00:24:43,125 Zep, the legs, zep, the legs. Action! 327 00:24:48,240 --> 00:24:53,167 -Wow, that looks great! -Real? I don't know. So... 328 00:24:53,440 --> 00:24:56,649 You know, Alex, men's bodies have to Be fighting machines and works of art. 329 00:24:56,800 --> 00:24:58,404 Anyone who has a tattoo is a warrior. 330 00:25:00,680 --> 00:25:02,921 You cut a great figure! 331 00:25:03,120 --> 00:25:04,690 Andi tries hard so that it doesn't fester like that. 332 00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:05,761 Festering? 333 00:25:07,360 --> 00:25:08,850 -Wow! -Do you really mean? 334 00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:10,889 -Beautiful for an adhesive tattoo. -Yes? 335 00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:12,405 -Yes. -Cool. 336 00:25:12,560 --> 00:25:14,881 You absolutely have to learn to come out of your cover. 337 00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:18,487 Yeah, man, the art of warfare is crucial for us men. 338 00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:21,928 And the most important thing is to know when to take a hit, 339 00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:24,606 to be able to hand out something. 340 00:25:26,120 --> 00:25:27,451 (FIGHT CRY) 341 00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:34,921 Think about Jens! 342 00:25:35,840 --> 00:25:38,650 One of us is going to fuck now. I bet that's not you. 343 00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:11,084 Stop! Stop! 344 00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:13,802 Alex, dude! Everything OK? 345 00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:15,561 (OUT OF BREATH) Everything's OK. 346 00:26:17,320 --> 00:26:21,086 You're fit, you're tattooed, you're sexy. 347 00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:24,091 Now I'll just take care of us something cool to wear. 348 00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:26,247 Oh shit! 349 00:26:26,760 --> 00:26:28,728 (LOUD DISCO MUSIC) 350 00:26:33,640 --> 00:26:35,688 ALEX: Honestly: I don't feel so well. 351 00:26:35,840 --> 00:26:39,447 Dude, you look great. I swear to you the ponds will go down on it. 352 00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:09,922 There! Look at them! The! 353 00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:14,730 She doesn't know which Ducati yet is now rolling towards her. 354 00:27:16,440 --> 00:27:18,249 Oh man, shit, but that's just fine. 355 00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:20,767 Nonsense, she's going to the toilet Makeup check and stuff, you know? 356 00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:24,563 Eh, Alex! Down there! 357 00:27:25,520 --> 00:27:26,521 The? 358 00:27:27,040 --> 00:27:29,725 She dances like that on purpose. She wants you to come to her! 359 00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:37,047 -No, I think she's just full of snot. -No no. She wants you! 360 00:27:37,760 --> 00:27:39,967 -Yes, do you really mean? -Yes! So come, go, go! 361 00:27:40,320 --> 00:27:42,322 Yes, what can I say? 362 00:27:44,760 --> 00:27:47,331 -That's what I should say? -Is English. 363 00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:04,289 Well, biatch, you wanna see my bling-bling? 364 00:28:13,440 --> 00:28:16,569 Whatever, screw it. The first attempt can sometimes go wrong. 365 00:28:19,440 --> 00:28:20,601 There she is again. 366 00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:24,402 Watch out! You go there now and say something intelligent. 367 00:28:24,560 --> 00:28:28,565 Um, no, no! Something funny, isn't it? Funny thing. Which eases the situation, OK? 368 00:28:29,200 --> 00:28:32,409 Dare, you have nothing to lose. You can do it! 369 00:28:32,560 --> 00:28:34,642 -Yes, I can do it. -You can do it! 370 00:28:34,720 --> 00:28:36,722 OK, come on. Come, come, come! 371 00:28:37,520 --> 00:28:40,524 I'll do it. OK. I'll do it. OK. 372 00:28:41,640 --> 00:28:45,201 Say something intelligent. Anything Funny thing that relaxes the situation. 373 00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:46,731 Which eases the situation. 374 00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:54,250 N/a? 375 00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:57,450 -Did you poop? -Say, 376 00:28:57,680 --> 00:28:59,444 did you just hit on my girlfriend? 377 00:28:59,560 --> 00:29:00,527 No. 378 00:29:00,600 --> 00:29:02,568 -He asked if I had pooped! -Please? 379 00:29:02,880 --> 00:29:03,881 What do you have? 380 00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:11,930 OKKE: You wouldn't have his hat be allowed to leave! It was shitty expensive! 381 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:13,650 Man, OK, please stop Shut up, okay? 382 00:29:13,720 --> 00:29:15,927 My girlfriend is fucking Jens Moller, and I'm making a complete idiot of myself! 383 00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:18,329 It's not a master yet fallen from heaven! 384 00:29:18,480 --> 00:29:21,245 Man, I'm fed up, really. Boxing, paintball... 385 00:29:21,400 --> 00:29:24,404 That has nothing to do with becoming a man to do all these strange exercises. 386 00:29:24,480 --> 00:29:25,527 Man! 387 00:29:26,360 --> 00:29:28,124 Yes, and then what to do with becoming a man? 388 00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:29,645 I don't know it. No idea. 389 00:29:31,720 --> 00:29:33,370 Forget it. I'm going for a walk first. 390 00:29:33,520 --> 00:29:36,046 That's a good idea! You have to be able to be alone sometimes! 391 00:29:36,280 --> 00:29:39,329 I'm sorry. Screw the hat! We make it! 392 00:29:39,480 --> 00:29:41,403 I love you! 393 00:29:56,640 --> 00:30:00,565 Here is Caro's answering machine. speak after the beep. Thank you! 394 00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:05,561 Hey, Caro, it's me, Alex. You... 395 00:30:06,320 --> 00:30:08,004 (IRON PEDESTAL BY PHILIPP POISEL) 396 00:30:08,080 --> 00:30:10,890 I'm standing at the Iron Bridge right now and I walked here and... 397 00:30:15,680 --> 00:30:17,682 Do you remember before? Here? 398 00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:21,809 I just wanted to tell you that I think of you. 399 00:30:24,120 --> 00:30:26,600 No matter where you are now. 400 00:30:26,680 --> 00:30:28,728 Maybe you think so too a little about me. 401 00:30:30,080 --> 00:30:31,570 Take care. 402 00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:46,247 Hey. 403 00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:48,050 -Alex! -N/a? 404 00:30:48,520 --> 00:30:51,444 Oh shit! I forgot to give you the key. 405 00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:54,481 Terrible? -I had a great evening. 406 00:30:56,600 --> 00:30:58,443 How about... 407 00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:01,009 -Etian? -Étienne 408 00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:08,811 Not so good. He's going back to China on Tuesday. 409 00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:13,160 -What is he doing? -Saving pandas and stuff. 410 00:31:13,680 --> 00:31:17,651 -And doesn't want me to go. -OK. Why not? 411 00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:21,807 He said it was too dangerous. 412 00:31:22,360 --> 00:31:23,327 Ha-Ha. 413 00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:28,123 -Too dangerous to save pandas. -Well... 414 00:31:28,360 --> 00:31:30,840 I think his ex is coming along. 415 00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:32,731 Really, yes? 416 00:31:32,880 --> 00:31:35,451 Yes, they often did it before. 417 00:31:37,040 --> 00:31:38,804 Man, I don't understand this. 418 00:31:38,880 --> 00:31:41,690 You know, then he sits in front of me and lies to my face. 419 00:31:42,760 --> 00:31:44,603 Man, completely stupid, really. 420 00:31:44,680 --> 00:31:47,604 Why doesn't he just have the balls? to tell me the truth? 421 00:31:48,280 --> 00:31:50,123 Yes, maybe... You know... Maybe just... 422 00:31:50,320 --> 00:31:51,287 Can I have something? 423 00:31:51,360 --> 00:31:52,691 -Yeah, sure. -That's enough, right? 424 00:31:52,840 --> 00:31:55,127 There's something in there for you too, of course. 425 00:31:59,880 --> 00:32:03,441 This is... Feel free to drink it, yes. Yes. 426 00:32:03,840 --> 00:32:06,241 I still have one in here. 427 00:32:13,520 --> 00:32:14,681 Cheers! 428 00:32:16,920 --> 00:32:18,888 What a shitty day. 429 00:32:20,760 --> 00:32:22,091 Come over here. 430 00:32:36,080 --> 00:32:39,368 Why do you look like this today? like Eminem? 431 00:32:39,440 --> 00:32:41,044 {THE GREAT ESCAPE BY PATRICK WATSON) 432 00:32:41,120 --> 00:32:42,485 Alex? 433 00:32:58,440 --> 00:32:59,680 For Alex. 434 00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:01,485 Pass along. 435 00:33:06,280 --> 00:33:09,523 NELE: We have to save the whales! Will you help me? 436 00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:13,120 -We do. -0K. 437 00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:36,325 And you really do this every week? 438 00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:38,721 Yes, I have that started a few years ago. 439 00:33:40,680 --> 00:33:42,364 It helps the pandas. Is important. 440 00:33:42,440 --> 00:33:44,283 (MAN TALKS IN IT) 441 00:33:44,360 --> 00:33:47,842 -What does that mean? -"Save the pandas" in Mandarin. 442 00:33:47,960 --> 00:33:48,961 Wow. 443 00:33:50,720 --> 00:33:52,609 Why are you telling me something like that? not really? 444 00:33:52,760 --> 00:33:54,489 No idea. You never asked me either. 445 00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:57,764 Read your note. 446 00:34:01,280 --> 00:34:03,726 "Dear Alex, I'm happy that you live with me now, 447 00:34:03,800 --> 00:34:06,087 "Here we finally have it more time for each other." 448 00:34:07,920 --> 00:34:09,126 Thank you very much. 449 00:34:11,120 --> 00:34:13,088 I have a note too! 450 00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:16,446 And? Yes, what does it say? 451 00:34:19,640 --> 00:34:22,610 "Dear Nele, thank you for allowing me to be here." Oh. 452 00:34:24,040 --> 00:34:27,442 “PS: Great breakfast. PPS: We do that more often now." 453 00:34:27,640 --> 00:34:29,290 Show me. 454 00:34:29,360 --> 00:34:30,725 (DOORBELL) 455 00:34:32,560 --> 00:34:36,485 "Dear Nele, thank you for letting me..." Now she's writing herself notes. 456 00:34:36,680 --> 00:34:38,569 Alex! I've got it! 457 00:34:41,920 --> 00:34:44,400 You need professional help. 458 00:34:44,560 --> 00:34:47,131 By the way, you too! You look like a cow. 459 00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:51,400 Watch out! Here you will find all the answers to your questions. 460 00:34:51,560 --> 00:34:53,005 What kind of questions? 461 00:34:53,200 --> 00:34:55,601 The cow has a break, when the bulls talk, huh? 462 00:34:55,760 --> 00:35:00,004 "Do you have the courage to become a real man? V." 463 00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:02,610 Who is a V? 464 00:35:46,040 --> 00:35:47,041 Hello? 465 00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:49,966 Hello? 466 00:35:51,920 --> 00:35:53,843 -Fuck! -It's nice that you're here! 467 00:35:53,920 --> 00:35:55,649 Fuck, are you stupid? Do you have a quirk? 468 00:35:55,800 --> 00:35:58,121 My name is Volker. Volker! Volker! 469 00:35:59,360 --> 00:36:02,409 -Oh, you're the V? -Yes, it's me. 470 00:36:02,920 --> 00:36:04,684 You must now choose your axe. 471 00:36:06,440 --> 00:36:07,487 Please? 472 00:36:08,200 --> 00:36:09,770 Forestry ax or hunter's hatchet? 473 00:36:10,480 --> 00:36:11,925 Forest? Hunter? 474 00:36:18,680 --> 00:36:20,409 You are here today, 475 00:36:22,120 --> 00:36:24,566 because you are pussies. 476 00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:27,570 So, sorry! I'm not a pussy. 477 00:36:27,720 --> 00:36:28,846 PS”.! 478 00:36:30,040 --> 00:36:31,610 VOLKER: Thank you, Horst. 479 00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:36,081 So again. You're here today because you're pussies, 480 00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:39,128 but want to become real men. 481 00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:41,243 However, you have to first pass an exam, 482 00:36:41,320 --> 00:36:44,051 only then will I become you can show you the right path. 483 00:36:45,720 --> 00:36:47,882 Behind you you can see three trees. 484 00:36:50,240 --> 00:36:53,289 One of them represents your life so far. It falls! 485 00:36:54,080 --> 00:36:56,128 Isn't it forbidden to cut down trees in the forest? I... 486 00:36:56,320 --> 00:36:57,481 This is my forest! 487 00:36:57,640 --> 00:36:58,880 You, go! 488 00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:00,604 (FIGHT CRY) 489 00:37:04,080 --> 00:37:05,047 Ran! 490 00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:07,001 Ran! 491 00:37:08,880 --> 00:37:10,689 I couldn't have the forestry ax? So... 492 00:37:11,040 --> 00:37:13,486 Go! Ran, you cunt! 493 00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:15,287 The! 494 00:37:15,920 --> 00:37:18,491 (MEN MOANING AND SCREAMING) 495 00:37:35,240 --> 00:37:40,804 VOLKER: Yes. It is difficult to break away from his old life. 496 00:37:43,040 --> 00:37:47,284 Especially if it's from a Norwegian Hard spruce is represented. 497 00:37:47,880 --> 00:37:49,609 But if you want it, 498 00:37:49,680 --> 00:37:53,366 if you really want it, you will come back and cut down this tree. 499 00:37:58,400 --> 00:38:00,607 And if you like him, this bell rings. 500 00:38:02,480 --> 00:38:03,641 By the way, you get it too 501 00:38:03,720 --> 00:38:06,769 all course packages at the friendship price. 502 00:38:07,320 --> 00:38:09,607 Is your decision. I'm just saying. 503 00:38:11,200 --> 00:38:13,407 But remember one thing: the most important thing, 504 00:38:15,320 --> 00:38:19,882 The most important thing for a man is that he knows what he wants. 505 00:38:28,920 --> 00:38:30,490 Yes? 506 00:38:31,080 --> 00:38:34,084 (REPEATS IN BROKEN ENGLISH) 507 00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:40,169 Great sound, Horst. 508 00:38:46,760 --> 00:38:49,206 Forest! 509 00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:57,364 (NELE REPEATS MANDARIN- PRONUNCIATION EXERCISES FROM TAPE) 510 00:39:03,440 --> 00:39:05,522 Was that a bit too little? 511 00:39:05,680 --> 00:39:08,160 -What? -Was that one Yü too little? 512 00:39:08,240 --> 00:39:11,961 Um, I don't know. But somehow it sounded really good. 513 00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:15,689 -What's that? -These are Mandarin exercises. 514 00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:19,770 (IMAGES PRONUNCIATION EXERCISES) 515 00:39:24,680 --> 00:39:26,409 You seem really balanced. 516 00:39:26,560 --> 00:39:28,324 I actually just Beat up a piece of wood. 517 00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:30,687 But it has happened felt really great. 518 00:39:30,760 --> 00:39:31,727 (ALEX LAUGHS LOUD) 519 00:39:33,640 --> 00:39:35,961 So are you coming to Jenny's party? 520 00:39:37,520 --> 00:39:39,249 Are there women there too? 521 00:39:39,320 --> 00:39:40,606 Mmm. 522 00:39:40,680 --> 00:39:41,761 Yes. 523 00:39:41,920 --> 00:39:44,082 (IMICATES MANDARIN LOUNDS) 524 00:39:44,760 --> 00:39:46,808 (ALEX CONTINUES IMMEDIATE) 525 00:39:46,880 --> 00:39:48,609 -You're making fun of me! -Not at all. 526 00:39:48,680 --> 00:39:50,250 -But! -No. 527 00:39:50,320 --> 00:39:51,685 ALEX: Mandarin. 528 00:39:53,120 --> 00:39:54,360 By the way, you look great. 529 00:39:54,440 --> 00:39:55,680 -Really? -Yes. 530 00:39:55,760 --> 00:39:56,886 -Thanks. -Please. 531 00:39:57,320 --> 00:39:59,368 ALEX: Oh, man! Hopefully Caro isn't there too? 532 00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:01,283 No! I do not think so. And if so, shit on it. 533 00:40:02,640 --> 00:40:05,610 NELE: Thank you for the invitation. JENNY: Yes, sure, gladly. 534 00:40:05,760 --> 00:40:08,445 -Hey Jenny. -Welcome to my new apartment. 535 00:40:08,680 --> 00:40:10,091 Girls! 536 00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:13,411 I'm so sorry for Carolin. 537 00:40:13,600 --> 00:40:15,841 Oh nonsense, I'm long over it. 538 00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:17,525 -Really? -Yes. 539 00:40:17,680 --> 00:40:19,648 It's great though. Well then... 540 00:40:19,800 --> 00:40:22,610 Have a good time! 541 00:40:23,920 --> 00:40:25,410 -Hey Stine! -Alex! 542 00:40:26,920 --> 00:40:27,842 -Are you doing well? -Hm. 543 00:40:27,920 --> 00:40:29,684 -This is Laura. -Hi. 544 00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:31,046 -The Alex. -Hello. 545 00:40:32,280 --> 00:40:33,281 Freak?-. 546 00:40:33,480 --> 00:40:35,448 -Do any of you want some concrete? -So what is that? 547 00:40:35,600 --> 00:40:38,683 -This is Becherovka and tonic. -Oh yes, that sounds interesting. 548 00:40:38,840 --> 00:40:40,205 Would you like one? -No, let's go. 549 00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:43,647 Then... I'll hang up my jacket for a moment. 550 00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:48,731 -Tell me, is that actually Alex? -Mhm. 551 00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:50,964 Attack! 552 00:40:55,480 --> 00:40:56,811 Good evening. 553 00:41:20,960 --> 00:41:23,122 Do you think that's a shitty idea? 554 00:41:23,320 --> 00:41:25,243 Oh nonsense. I'll do it. 555 00:41:25,440 --> 00:41:27,408 Please be nice to him, okay? He's really confused. 556 00:41:27,560 --> 00:41:28,891 Promised. 557 00:41:37,040 --> 00:41:38,963 -Hi. -Hi. 558 00:41:39,440 --> 00:41:41,920 -Well, how are you? -Super. Thanks. 559 00:41:42,520 --> 00:41:43,521 Mmm, 560 00:41:43,600 --> 00:41:47,810 Brownies. Oh, I love brownies. Do you like it too? 561 00:41:48,160 --> 00:41:49,969 No, no, no, dear... 562 00:41:52,640 --> 00:41:55,689 This is so gross. These new fat burners are so good at burning calories, 563 00:41:55,840 --> 00:41:59,367 that I don't like bland food. And then at the same time, the kohlrabi diet. 564 00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:02,962 If you eat 25 calories of kohlrabi and burns 75 calories while digesting, 565 00:42:03,120 --> 00:42:05,168 then you are at the end with a total of 50 calories in the minus! 566 00:42:06,640 --> 00:42:10,611 I really have to be careful that I... Don't starve while losing weight, right? 567 00:42:12,720 --> 00:42:14,768 -And what are you doing? -I am a physiotherapist. 568 00:42:16,240 --> 00:42:19,130 But I'm still studying at the same time History and social sciences. 569 00:42:19,320 --> 00:42:20,401 Cool. 570 00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:23,680 I do weight training. 571 00:42:23,760 --> 00:42:25,046 -Real? -Yes... 572 00:42:25,160 --> 00:42:28,721 -Nele said you are a teacher. -Yes, among other things, but... 573 00:42:29,320 --> 00:42:31,482 Oh, I find that so sexy. 574 00:42:35,440 --> 00:42:37,727 Oh man, I'm so sorry. I... 575 00:42:38,120 --> 00:42:40,088 (LAURA REJECTS) 576 00:42:46,840 --> 00:42:48,080 Tada! 577 00:42:52,920 --> 00:42:54,081 Yummy! 578 00:42:55,320 --> 00:42:56,287 OK. 579 00:42:57,360 --> 00:42:59,089 Not with your finger. 580 00:43:02,840 --> 00:43:04,569 Where are they now? 581 00:43:04,720 --> 00:43:07,724 No idea. Maybe it's Laura faster than we thought? 582 00:43:08,320 --> 00:43:09,890 I think I'll go take a look. 583 00:43:09,960 --> 00:43:12,884 Man, Nele, leave them both alone. -I'll be right there. 584 00:43:13,720 --> 00:43:16,610 All right. Can you bring it to me then? a few meatballs with you? 585 00:43:21,200 --> 00:43:23,168 (MOANS AND LOUD LAUGHTER) 586 00:43:50,800 --> 00:43:53,246 And now: main course. 587 00:44:07,080 --> 00:44:08,969 -Alex? -I think I'm a little sick. 588 00:44:09,040 --> 00:44:10,007 Oh, no. 589 00:44:13,240 --> 00:44:14,480 Alex? 590 00:44:19,200 --> 00:44:20,884 I'm waiting! 591 00:44:30,240 --> 00:44:31,526 Alex! 592 00:44:31,880 --> 00:44:33,848 -Caro? -What are you doing? 593 00:44:34,520 --> 00:44:37,091 Well, partying and having fun and stuff. 594 00:44:38,120 --> 00:44:40,851 -Alex, are you okay? -I'll come right away, okay? 595 00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:42,365 I'm waiting. 596 00:44:45,960 --> 00:44:47,007 Cheers. 597 00:44:48,200 --> 00:44:50,362 Let Alex have fun. 598 00:44:53,600 --> 00:44:57,366 Having fun is so important! Let's go cool down. 599 00:45:14,080 --> 00:45:16,048 Nele, would you please think of my meatballs? 600 00:45:16,120 --> 00:45:18,009 Yes! Coming soon. 601 00:45:18,160 --> 00:45:19,525 JENNY: Attack! 602 00:45:23,280 --> 00:45:24,611 WOMAN: Jenny! 603 00:45:36,040 --> 00:45:37,883 Oh God! Oh shit! 604 00:45:38,120 --> 00:45:39,451 Sorry, I'm looking for Laura. Have you seen Laura? 605 00:45:39,680 --> 00:45:41,125 What is actually your problem? you peeping Tom? 606 00:45:41,200 --> 00:45:42,884 Is Laura your new one? 607 00:45:43,040 --> 00:45:44,610 No, she's not. 608 00:45:47,480 --> 00:45:48,845 No, she isn't. 609 00:45:49,040 --> 00:45:51,520 We don't want to disturb you any further. Carolin, it was nice to see you. 610 00:45:52,200 --> 00:45:53,964 Jens, my best... 611 00:45:59,920 --> 00:46:02,969 ALEX: Man, what a disgrace! I should have just stayed home. 612 00:46:03,120 --> 00:46:04,770 Oh nonsense! 613 00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:07,606 Here. Laura said, you should call her. 614 00:46:07,760 --> 00:46:08,761 -Real? -Mhm. 615 00:46:08,840 --> 00:46:09,807 (NEW AGE BY MARLON ROUDETTE) 616 00:46:09,960 --> 00:46:13,282 Nele, listen. Thanks for the show, but you really could have stayed. 617 00:46:13,440 --> 00:46:17,490 No, that's fine. The questions about Étienne were already getting on my nerves anyway. 618 00:46:17,880 --> 00:46:20,121 -What's wrong with him? -Alex! 619 00:46:21,440 --> 00:46:24,410 You know, Nele, I would anyway, I forgot. The guy has no idea. 620 00:46:24,480 --> 00:46:28,565 You are good looking, funny, intelligent. You are the coolest woman I know. 621 00:46:28,640 --> 00:46:31,564 At some point you and your friend sit down and me and my wife together, 622 00:46:31,640 --> 00:46:32,801 and everything is fine. 623 00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:36,448 And there are the only compliments today came from you, 624 00:46:36,520 --> 00:46:38,010 you have to dance with me now. 625 00:46:38,440 --> 00:46:40,522 -How? -You have to dance with me. 626 00:46:40,920 --> 00:46:41,887 And where? 627 00:46:42,960 --> 00:46:44,405 -Here. -Here? 628 00:46:48,080 --> 00:46:49,047 Oh well. 629 00:47:05,240 --> 00:47:07,368 But you're not leaving now to Sichuan, right? 630 00:47:07,920 --> 00:47:09,888 Let's see, I have no idea. 631 00:47:10,040 --> 00:47:13,362 I decide that way from the stomach. You know me. 632 00:47:14,360 --> 00:47:16,089 I run where it feels good. 633 00:47:16,160 --> 00:47:19,482 I look around, then it is one way gloomy and the other sunny. 634 00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:23,607 -And then I walk along the sunny one. -But you're always late. 635 00:47:24,040 --> 00:47:26,930 Yes. But sometimes is too late just right. 636 00:47:31,080 --> 00:47:33,367 ALEX: Then you do it all to yourself actually really easy. 637 00:47:33,520 --> 00:47:36,490 -What? -Well, if things get difficult for you, 638 00:47:36,560 --> 00:47:39,962 then you just say, "Oh, that's it Shit, I'll go where there's sun," yeah? 639 00:47:40,160 --> 00:47:43,767 But I think you have to to hold on, to persevere. 640 00:47:43,920 --> 00:47:48,323 -So I'm a perseverant. -Yeah, sure. That's what life is all about. 641 00:47:48,480 --> 00:47:51,370 Sometimes it just has to really, really hurt. 642 00:47:51,520 --> 00:47:54,842 -Now don't be so stuffy. -I'm not stuffy! 643 00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:57,606 Eh, hello? OK, I may be more like the unfortunate type 644 00:47:57,800 --> 00:48:01,771 but sorted for that. And you are rather unsorted. 645 00:48:01,840 --> 00:48:02,966 But happy. 646 00:48:03,040 --> 00:48:05,441 -Yes? Are you sure? -Mhm! 647 00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:08,411 -Sure'.7 -Mhm. 648 00:48:09,880 --> 00:48:13,043 It's strange with you women. First you want a tough guy 649 00:48:13,200 --> 00:48:16,044 but when living together the tough guy is then re-educated, 650 00:48:16,840 --> 00:48:21,004 until he's domestic, and then you want him not anymore because he's way too nice. So... 651 00:48:22,320 --> 00:48:25,290 What nonsense. I think men are good who simply are what they are. 652 00:48:25,440 --> 00:48:28,603 Yes, OK, I mean, well, I'm like that, as I am. Where is the problem? 653 00:48:28,800 --> 00:48:31,963 Well, there's no problem there. You're a great man. 654 00:48:32,120 --> 00:48:34,282 Dear, nice. 655 00:48:34,840 --> 00:48:40,722 Nice? Eh, nice? It's nice that way... It's nice shit's little sister, yeah? 656 00:48:40,840 --> 00:48:43,446 What do you like about a man? other than being nice? 657 00:48:47,320 --> 00:48:49,129 That he has a sense of humor 658 00:48:50,440 --> 00:48:52,488 that he can be stuffy. 659 00:48:53,600 --> 00:48:55,728 Sometimes. 660 00:48:55,880 --> 00:48:58,201 Someone who can listen because he wants to know something 661 00:48:58,320 --> 00:48:59,845 who is honest. 662 00:49:04,120 --> 00:49:07,727 Who you can trust. Who takes responsibility. 663 00:49:08,160 --> 00:49:10,162 And has a little saggy bottom. 664 00:49:10,320 --> 00:49:11,890 Hm? Saggy bottom? 665 00:49:22,280 --> 00:49:23,281 Good night! 666 00:49:25,040 --> 00:49:26,201 Alex, wait a minute. 667 00:49:27,480 --> 00:49:31,565 I... I think it happens to a lot of women hard not to fall in love with you. 668 00:49:32,160 --> 00:49:34,242 Precisely because you are who you are. 669 00:49:35,520 --> 00:49:37,921 Then that was really brave of you before, to kiss me. 670 00:49:38,400 --> 00:49:40,448 How come? We're friends after all. 671 00:49:40,680 --> 00:49:41,727 Total save. 672 00:49:42,440 --> 00:49:44,090 Really! 673 00:49:44,920 --> 00:49:45,887 OK. 674 00:49:50,560 --> 00:49:51,641 (ROMANTIC MUSIC) 675 00:49:53,960 --> 00:49:55,246 Look. 676 00:49:56,400 --> 00:49:57,686 Nothing happens. 677 00:50:48,480 --> 00:50:50,084 (MUSIC STOPS ABRUPTLY) 678 00:50:50,160 --> 00:50:51,525 Oh God! 679 00:50:54,160 --> 00:50:55,241 Oh God! 680 00:50:58,600 --> 00:51:00,045 Oh no! 681 00:51:11,920 --> 00:51:13,888 (SPLASHING WATER) 682 00:51:16,320 --> 00:51:18,607 -Okke, something crazy happened. -What then? 683 00:51:18,760 --> 00:51:20,569 -I slept with Nele. -Yes and? Me too. 684 00:51:20,760 --> 00:51:22,000 -What? -Just kidding. 685 00:51:22,160 --> 00:51:25,164 Congratulations, my friend. The first big step towards... 686 00:51:25,760 --> 00:51:27,171 I slept with Nele! 687 00:51:28,600 --> 00:51:29,567 Yes? 688 00:51:30,280 --> 00:51:31,281 That's a good thing too! 689 00:51:32,040 --> 00:51:33,644 I mean, you've both grown. 690 00:51:33,720 --> 00:51:35,324 You will immediately say, that it was a mistake... 691 00:51:35,440 --> 00:51:37,010 Shit! She is coming. I have to break up. 692 00:51:37,080 --> 00:51:39,481 ...and then everything is fine again. Alex? 693 00:51:39,600 --> 00:51:41,250 (OKKE SINGS 1000 AND ONE NIGHT BY KLAUS LAGE) 694 00:51:41,320 --> 00:51:43,721 I know you're awake, I heard your voice. 695 00:51:49,880 --> 00:51:52,167 Good morning And, showered? 696 00:51:55,360 --> 00:51:56,566 Excuse me. 697 00:51:57,280 --> 00:51:59,647 You, there's nothing, what you haven't already seen. 698 00:52:01,440 --> 00:52:02,885 Do you have a t-shirt for me? 699 00:52:08,440 --> 00:52:09,851 Thanks. 700 00:52:27,560 --> 00:52:29,608 I'll make breakfast. 701 00:52:35,120 --> 00:52:36,281 I'll make breakfast. 702 00:52:41,080 --> 00:52:42,809 (RADIO PLAYING) 703 00:52:48,600 --> 00:52:50,807 Hey, this is Morning Man Matze, live from Planet Tower. 704 00:52:50,960 --> 00:52:53,042 Do you know that too? when you wake up and think: 705 00:52:53,560 --> 00:52:57,167 The girl was already awesome, But somehow it was a mistake. 706 00:52:57,240 --> 00:52:59,368 I don't know what women think about it 707 00:52:59,440 --> 00:53:03,240 But one-night stands are sometimes really, really terrible, 708 00:53:03,320 --> 00:53:04,970 especially with certain people: 709 00:53:05,040 --> 00:53:07,361 the boss, your best friend's girlfriend... 710 00:53:07,520 --> 00:53:11,684 And then you wake up and think: "Shit! Was that a long shot? 711 00:53:11,760 --> 00:53:13,171 “What did I just do here? 712 00:53:13,240 --> 00:53:15,368 “And in which apartment Did I actually wake up?" 713 00:53:15,520 --> 00:53:17,204 -Well, tell me what you think about it. -Thank you. 714 00:53:17,280 --> 00:53:20,045 And above all: Tell me your most exciting experiences. 715 00:53:20,200 --> 00:53:23,124 Call now on Planet Phone. Morning Man Matzo. 716 00:53:25,760 --> 00:53:28,491 Did you actually know that one? Jam is no longer available in Germany 717 00:53:28,560 --> 00:53:29,891 Can you call it jam? -Nope. 718 00:53:29,960 --> 00:53:34,568 But! According to EU regulations, it must now called jam. 719 00:53:34,640 --> 00:53:35,607 Wow. 720 00:53:38,200 --> 00:53:39,440 Cool. 721 00:53:40,920 --> 00:53:43,207 (BIG JET PLANE BY ANGUS and JULIA STONE) 722 00:53:47,880 --> 00:53:49,530 I think it was a mistake, Alex. 723 00:54:05,800 --> 00:54:07,484 I agree. So... 724 00:54:11,920 --> 00:54:13,809 I'm so reassured that you say that. I mean... 725 00:54:13,960 --> 00:54:16,088 We're friends after all. Eh, it would be so stupid 726 00:54:16,160 --> 00:54:17,764 if we risking our friendship because of... 727 00:54:17,920 --> 00:54:19,922 Yes, really stupid. 728 00:54:20,920 --> 00:54:24,527 -Only idiots would do that! -Stupid idiots. Stupid...Stupid idiots! 729 00:54:27,360 --> 00:54:28,646 Funny. 730 00:54:36,400 --> 00:54:37,970 -Would you like something cold? -Huh? 731 00:54:38,040 --> 00:54:39,963 -To drink? -Absolutely, yes. 732 00:54:44,880 --> 00:54:48,168 -I wanted to take the magnifying glasses with me today. -What kind of magnifying glasses? 733 00:54:48,320 --> 00:54:50,800 Help me please. Well for the trip. 734 00:54:51,040 --> 00:54:53,042 Oh the trip. Listen, you really don't have to... 735 00:54:53,200 --> 00:54:55,487 -Of course I'll come with you! -No, you don't have to come with me. 736 00:54:55,640 --> 00:54:58,120 Alex! Friends help each other. 737 00:55:15,640 --> 00:55:17,927 You, um... I shouldn't Looking for your own apartment? 738 00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:19,365 I don't want you forever lying on the bag. 739 00:55:19,440 --> 00:55:21,886 Actually I wanted to ask you whether you want to stay. 740 00:55:22,240 --> 00:55:24,561 -We can share the rent. -Yes? 741 00:55:25,520 --> 00:55:27,363 Real? Yes gladly! 742 00:55:31,080 --> 00:55:32,730 CHILD: Stop it, Frank! 743 00:55:32,800 --> 00:55:35,121 -Yes, yes. -Frank‚ come down! 744 00:55:35,280 --> 00:55:36,930 Then we have A really nice single shared apartment. 745 00:55:37,240 --> 00:55:39,447 -Have breakfast together every day. -Cool. 746 00:55:41,720 --> 00:55:43,961 Frank, stay where you... Hold on tight! Shit. Frank! 747 00:55:44,560 --> 00:55:46,289 Frank, you should hold on tight! Frank! 748 00:55:46,640 --> 00:55:47,880 (FRANK AND ALEX SCREAMING) 749 00:55:53,680 --> 00:55:55,569 ALEX: What are you actually doing? thought of it? 750 00:56:01,320 --> 00:56:04,722 Uh, I think we'll go take a look what the others are doing. 751 00:56:07,240 --> 00:56:09,242 Is it because of Henriette? 752 00:56:10,040 --> 00:56:12,691 Yes. It's because of Henriette. 753 00:56:15,880 --> 00:56:17,769 Yes, she's cute too, huh? 754 00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:20,126 Very. 755 00:56:21,040 --> 00:56:23,168 But please don't tell anyone else. 756 00:56:23,600 --> 00:56:25,523 No, I won't. No problem. 757 00:56:25,600 --> 00:56:27,443 But next time Are you looking for something less dangerous? 758 00:56:27,520 --> 00:56:29,204 if you want to make an impression. OK? 759 00:56:29,840 --> 00:56:31,490 I'll do it. Promised. 760 00:56:32,440 --> 00:56:33,407 OK. 761 00:56:35,680 --> 00:56:38,001 ALEX: Children, Everyone please come together. 762 00:56:38,560 --> 00:56:40,688 Now everyone is looking for a partner. 763 00:56:40,840 --> 00:56:42,046 -We want? -Gladly. 764 00:56:42,960 --> 00:56:47,921 So, the person behind takes first the person in front by the hips. 765 00:56:48,120 --> 00:56:49,690 So. Here. 766 00:56:54,720 --> 00:56:57,724 And then the person in front does it close your eyes. 767 00:56:59,320 --> 00:57:01,971 -You have to close your eyes too. -Oh, sorry. 768 00:57:02,600 --> 00:57:06,400 And now the person behind is leading it Foreman through this the garden, 769 00:57:06,560 --> 00:57:08,483 and if the person behind sees something interesting, 770 00:57:08,560 --> 00:57:10,403 he stops and lets the partner feel. 771 00:57:10,480 --> 00:57:11,925 And then he has to guess what it is. 772 00:57:12,160 --> 00:57:16,051 OK? Please be careful. Stand here namely a lot of cacti. 773 00:57:16,400 --> 00:57:18,562 Yes? OK, let's go. 774 00:57:18,920 --> 00:57:20,365 (REGULAR TIME BY BUDDY) 775 00:57:23,760 --> 00:57:26,240 Frank, don't! Stop with the cacti. 776 00:57:30,640 --> 00:57:33,007 Well, what is that? 777 00:57:33,280 --> 00:57:34,611 Let me guess. 778 00:57:34,760 --> 00:57:35,841 Is that a tree? 779 00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:37,650 A tree. 780 00:58:02,560 --> 00:58:04,608 Man, OK, I think I have a crush on Nele. 781 00:58:04,800 --> 00:58:07,246 -Do you really mean? -Yeah, shit. 782 00:58:07,320 --> 00:58:10,005 -Why shit? -Because she said it was a mistake. 783 00:58:10,080 --> 00:58:11,491 -She? -Yes. 784 00:58:11,560 --> 00:58:13,324 -She said that? -Yes! 785 00:58:13,400 --> 00:58:15,368 Who said first that it was a mistake? 786 00:58:16,640 --> 00:58:17,721 -I. -Well, do you see? 787 00:58:18,600 --> 00:58:19,601 But then so does he. 788 00:58:19,880 --> 00:58:22,121 -Oh shit! -Yes. 789 00:58:22,320 --> 00:58:26,291 So I mean, if you said that If you had, it would be completely normal. But like that? 790 00:58:26,600 --> 00:58:29,331 Oh man, Nele, What else can he say? 791 00:58:30,200 --> 00:58:31,531 That he wants me or something. 792 00:58:32,640 --> 00:58:34,404 He's really sweet, but still a man. 793 00:58:34,920 --> 00:58:38,367 Well, just think about the cows in the pasture. Do you want one or all of them, huh? 794 00:58:38,600 --> 00:58:41,410 I have no idea, I'm starting to get it just starting to get better again. 795 00:58:41,560 --> 00:58:45,167 I'm happy for you, Alex, but the question was: one or all? 796 00:58:46,160 --> 00:58:47,127 Fuck. 797 00:58:47,240 --> 00:58:49,891 -What do I do now? -Watch out. 798 00:58:50,360 --> 00:58:54,126 You're cooking something great tonight, maybe something with protein, 799 00:58:54,280 --> 00:58:56,328 and then you decide whether you want to tell him or not. 800 00:59:00,040 --> 00:59:01,201 After, are you still there? 801 00:59:01,360 --> 00:59:03,283 -Caroline? -Hello, Alex. 802 00:59:04,280 --> 00:59:06,601 No, no, no, no, no! Very cold, Alex! 803 00:59:06,880 --> 00:59:08,370 -What do you want here? -Alex? 804 00:59:08,520 --> 00:59:10,170 Would you speak to me for a moment? 805 00:59:10,720 --> 00:59:11,721 Oh no! 806 00:59:13,360 --> 00:59:15,727 I thought, and... 807 00:59:16,480 --> 00:59:19,006 It really sucked what I did. 808 00:59:20,320 --> 00:59:23,290 We can do it for three years don't just throw it away. 809 00:59:25,720 --> 00:59:29,884 You know... I don't know either what got into me. 810 00:59:31,040 --> 00:59:32,485 I was totally confused. 811 00:59:33,080 --> 00:59:38,041 But now I know that I need you. And I will prove that to you. 812 00:59:38,560 --> 00:59:42,121 Something like that will never happen again. Never, never, never again. 813 00:59:42,320 --> 00:59:45,881 I think it's easy felt too perfect between the two of us. 814 00:59:46,040 --> 00:59:50,045 I just panicked. You are the man of my life. 815 00:59:50,280 --> 00:59:53,363 I would do anything to... 816 00:59:53,680 --> 00:59:55,648 (SMACKS LOUDLY) 817 00:59:58,480 --> 01:00:02,041 I would really do anything to be with you again... 818 01:00:05,280 --> 01:00:06,566 Yes? Gare? 819 01:00:09,880 --> 01:00:11,211 What I wanted to say is: 820 01:00:11,280 --> 01:00:14,011 Maybe we need more time for each other, for our relationship? 821 01:00:14,080 --> 01:00:16,082 We can do it again go on vacation together. 822 01:00:16,160 --> 01:00:18,322 We don't have to fly. This... 823 01:00:18,600 --> 01:00:21,570 Hey, Asian cow! Tell me, are you totally stupid? 824 01:00:21,720 --> 01:00:24,007 I'm talking to my friend, this is about life and death, 825 01:00:24,160 --> 01:00:26,447 and you're smacking yourself here! 826 01:00:26,520 --> 01:00:27,760 (IMAGES SMACKING) 827 01:00:27,880 --> 01:00:31,441 I mean, is it still okay? You're here not the only one in the store! 828 01:00:31,720 --> 01:00:32,687 Man! 829 01:00:35,280 --> 01:00:40,571 (STUTTERING) What's the problem, miss? Why are you shouting at my mother? 830 01:00:40,800 --> 01:00:43,406 I'm shouting a: your mother because I hate... 831 01:00:43,560 --> 01:00:46,291 Well smacking! This is what I hate! 832 01:00:46,480 --> 01:00:48,482 ALL ASIANS: Ah! 833 01:00:50,320 --> 01:00:52,322 What I wanted to say is: 834 01:00:52,640 --> 01:00:55,644 We need more time for each other again, for our relationship... 835 01:00:55,720 --> 01:00:58,087 -Caro, shut up for a moment. -Yes. How come? 836 01:00:58,160 --> 01:01:00,891 -Because nothing will change. -But! I would change. 837 01:01:01,040 --> 01:01:03,441 Why are you here? Did Jens leave you or what? 838 01:01:09,040 --> 01:01:10,804 You can do it, okay? 839 01:01:45,720 --> 01:01:48,166 Alexander! Before! 840 01:02:35,760 --> 01:02:37,489 (TWO BY TWO BY ANIMAL KNGDOM 841 01:02:46,480 --> 01:02:49,211 -Hello, Max! -Hello. How are you doing? 842 01:02:56,520 --> 01:02:57,681 Alex? 843 01:02:59,320 --> 01:03:00,401 Alex? 844 01:03:04,520 --> 01:03:06,841 -What did you do? -I did weight training. 845 01:03:09,360 --> 01:03:12,569 -Where is Nele? -It's not there. Come on, help me please. 846 01:04:01,040 --> 01:04:02,485 Tada! 847 01:04:03,080 --> 01:04:06,163 Nele! Hey, you're here after all. 848 01:04:06,320 --> 01:04:09,608 Oh yes, I almost forgot. Alex needs this very, very urgently. 849 01:04:09,840 --> 01:04:10,807 Here. 850 01:04:11,000 --> 01:04:11,967 Oil! 851 01:04:12,440 --> 01:04:15,808 Yes, that's good for his hips, so for his hip energy. 852 01:04:16,720 --> 01:04:19,041 All right, I'll go ahead and... 853 01:04:19,560 --> 01:04:23,167 Wow! But he will be happy the Evian. 854 01:04:23,360 --> 01:04:25,362 Oh, cool! Gambas! 855 01:04:26,080 --> 01:04:28,447 I love prawns. 856 01:04:29,160 --> 01:04:30,286 Yummy. 857 01:04:30,600 --> 01:04:32,967 Protein, good idea. So... 858 01:04:34,720 --> 01:04:35,801 Bye and bon appètit! 859 01:04:38,640 --> 01:04:40,404 (SAD MUSIC) 860 01:04:46,880 --> 01:04:47,961 God! 861 01:04:50,040 --> 01:04:51,929 Nele? You're here after all. 862 01:04:52,080 --> 01:04:54,606 Didn't you say Are you at Stine's tonight? 863 01:04:55,440 --> 01:04:57,090 Wow, great table. 864 01:05:03,600 --> 01:05:05,284 What's going on? 865 01:05:06,080 --> 01:05:07,570 I cooked for us. 866 01:05:07,720 --> 01:05:09,882 Yes, that's great! I'm really, really hungry too! 867 01:05:10,440 --> 01:05:13,683 -Sure, you're hungry. -Is everything OK with you? 868 01:05:15,920 --> 01:05:17,649 You really don't understand anything, do you? 869 01:05:20,520 --> 01:05:22,522 I tried so hard. 870 01:05:26,680 --> 01:05:27,966 You idiot, really. 871 01:05:28,120 --> 01:05:31,567 Wait a minute, what's wrong with you? What's your problem, tell me? 872 01:05:32,440 --> 01:05:33,771 Is it because of Laura or... 873 01:05:33,840 --> 01:05:36,320 I made a mistake earlier during sports and she wanted to... 874 01:05:36,480 --> 01:05:39,529 Oh, come on! I am not yours damn chick! You don't have to lie to me. 875 01:05:39,680 --> 01:05:41,489 I didn't lie to you. 876 01:05:41,680 --> 01:05:44,206 Eh, actually, you know Why is she even messing with you? 877 01:05:45,440 --> 01:05:46,805 Because I asked her to. 878 01:05:47,600 --> 01:05:50,444 I wanted you to have a look you can really feel like a man! 879 01:05:50,520 --> 01:05:53,091 I just felt bad for you at the party! 880 01:05:53,360 --> 01:05:54,646 You idiot, eh! 881 01:05:59,680 --> 01:06:01,921 (NELE CRYING) 882 01:06:05,480 --> 01:06:07,323 OKKE: Actually, I think that's really nice. 883 01:06:07,560 --> 01:06:10,643 -If someone gives me a call girl... -But not if I don't know, okay? 884 01:06:10,720 --> 01:06:13,121 Out of pity? I don't want, that someone feels sorry for me. 885 01:06:13,280 --> 01:06:16,682 Now stop bitching, Now there are really more important things at stake. 886 01:06:17,280 --> 01:06:19,931 -Why doesn't she believe me, huh? -Because... 887 01:06:20,560 --> 01:06:22,767 It doesn't matter, why she set Laura on you. 888 01:06:22,840 --> 01:06:23,841 She didn't mean anything bad. 889 01:06:24,600 --> 01:06:27,683 And what is much more important is why she is mad at you now. 890 01:06:27,880 --> 01:06:29,291 Yes, great, what should I do now? 891 01:06:29,400 --> 01:06:31,050 (Mrs. KARAҪAYLI SPEAKS TURKISH) 892 01:07:00,480 --> 01:07:01,481 What did she say? 893 01:07:02,600 --> 01:07:05,968 She says women react sometimes from affect, 894 01:07:06,040 --> 01:07:08,168 and you should go ahead and clarify that. 895 01:07:10,520 --> 01:07:12,284 -That's what she said? -Yes. 896 01:07:13,040 --> 01:07:16,761 Say, and this Laura, she is real Physiotherapist? So really now? 897 01:07:17,360 --> 01:07:18,805 Oh man! 898 01:07:21,840 --> 01:07:22,807 Here. 899 01:07:35,000 --> 01:07:39,528 Nele? You, listen, the thing with Laura was a thing Misunderstanding. That looked stupid, right? 900 01:07:39,680 --> 01:07:41,409 Nele, listen, I... 901 01:07:42,640 --> 01:07:43,607 Alexandre. 902 01:07:43,760 --> 01:07:44,727 Etienne? 903 01:07:46,320 --> 01:07:48,641 -What are you doing here? -I eat. 904 01:07:48,840 --> 01:07:50,330 Quiche Lorraine. 905 01:07:52,600 --> 01:07:53,806 What... What do you want here? 906 01:07:54,440 --> 01:07:57,603 -I'm back. For Nele. -What? 907 01:07:59,360 --> 01:08:00,407 Back. 908 01:08:00,920 --> 01:08:02,081 Where is she then? 909 01:08:02,160 --> 01:08:03,525 (SPEAKS FRENCH) 910 01:08:03,880 --> 01:08:07,441 -What? -She's in the room with the shower. 911 01:08:14,760 --> 01:08:15,761 Nele? 912 01:08:16,360 --> 01:08:18,328 -Alex? -You, me, uh, I... 913 01:08:18,480 --> 01:08:21,563 I wanted to talk to you for a moment, because I was thinking, and... 914 01:08:21,720 --> 01:08:24,644 You, don't worry, I'm not angry with you anymore. 915 01:08:24,800 --> 01:08:27,485 We are friends, and I don't want to lose you as a friend. 916 01:08:27,720 --> 01:08:31,441 And I want this project in China I really want to go to Sichuan. 917 01:08:31,640 --> 01:08:33,165 Yes, that's all well and good, but... 918 01:08:33,360 --> 01:08:34,691 And I want to go there with Étienne. 919 01:08:36,000 --> 01:08:37,001 Please what? 920 01:08:37,400 --> 01:08:41,246 Eh, Nele, listen, you, there was nothing with Laura. Really. 921 01:08:42,320 --> 01:08:44,129 Something can still happen. 922 01:08:44,360 --> 01:08:46,761 Eh, tell me are you kidding me now? 923 01:08:47,120 --> 01:08:49,851 Eh, Étienne is lying to you, since you met, 924 01:08:49,920 --> 01:08:52,241 and now you believe him more than me? That's stupid. 925 01:08:52,400 --> 01:08:54,482 -What's stupid about that? -Well, a lot! 926 01:08:55,120 --> 01:08:57,361 -I don't care. -How do you care? 927 01:08:57,600 --> 01:08:58,726 What kind of shit are you talking about? 928 01:08:59,960 --> 01:09:02,247 I think you're so scared to be lied to again, 929 01:09:02,320 --> 01:09:03,765 that you are not honest can be yourself. 930 01:09:04,000 --> 01:09:05,923 I'd rather lie to myself than to endure, 931 01:09:06,000 --> 01:09:08,970 that someone who has been mine for years close, is not honest with me. 932 01:09:09,160 --> 01:09:10,446 Eh, that's not true at all. 933 01:09:10,520 --> 01:09:13,649 You kept secret from me that you Laura turned on me! So... 934 01:09:13,840 --> 01:09:16,002 -Now it's my fault that you're unfaithful? -Unfaithful? 935 01:09:16,160 --> 01:09:18,561 You told me three hours before that was a mistake! 936 01:09:18,720 --> 01:09:20,449 So you admit that you had something together! 937 01:09:20,520 --> 01:09:22,841 No! Of course not, but... And even if it does, then... 938 01:09:23,040 --> 01:09:26,408 What if? Then it wouldn't be so bad, would it? 939 01:09:26,640 --> 01:09:28,642 Talking to you about relationships really, that is 940 01:09:28,720 --> 01:09:30,563 like a blind person ask for directions! 941 01:09:30,800 --> 01:09:33,406 Yes, maybe I have messed up relationships. 942 01:09:33,560 --> 01:09:35,369 But I've known you for 20 years, 943 01:09:35,520 --> 01:09:37,602 and you always are with a weird bitch, 944 01:09:37,680 --> 01:09:39,250 that puts you under its thumb. 945 01:09:39,400 --> 01:09:41,368 And then you still believe that it is great love, 946 01:09:41,520 --> 01:09:44,888 even though you cry that you won't be accepted as a man. 947 01:09:45,480 --> 01:09:47,448 Who's blind here? 948 01:09:58,360 --> 01:10:01,364 {WRONG DIRECTIONS BY MARTIN and JAMES) 949 01:10:21,440 --> 01:10:23,807 I would like eight brownies, 950 01:10:25,240 --> 01:10:27,641 a cheesecake, a fruit slice, 951 01:10:28,040 --> 01:10:29,644 and especially cream. 952 01:10:30,320 --> 01:10:32,766 -Can I buy that spray can from you? -OK. 953 01:11:43,440 --> 01:11:45,363 -Yes, please? -Hi Laura, I'm Okke. 954 01:11:45,920 --> 01:11:48,241 We spoke on the phone because of my shoulder. 955 01:11:48,560 --> 01:11:50,801 This is real now too got even worse. 956 01:11:50,880 --> 01:11:52,450 I almost can't move my arm anymore. 957 01:11:53,040 --> 01:11:56,089 Oh God. Then come in quickly, We'll get you back. 958 01:11:57,680 --> 01:12:01,765 Brownies! You didn't happen by chance lactose intolerance? 959 01:12:02,000 --> 01:12:03,161 Oh no. 960 01:12:07,920 --> 01:12:10,161 {WRONG DIRECTIONS BY MARTIN and JAMES) 961 01:12:25,840 --> 01:12:28,161 (BELL RINGS) 962 01:12:38,160 --> 01:12:39,491 Shit. 963 01:12:39,920 --> 01:12:42,651 Shit. Which asshole has... 964 01:12:43,280 --> 01:12:44,725 What asshole here... 965 01:12:44,880 --> 01:12:47,042 -Sorry about the porch, but... -It sucks! 966 01:12:47,120 --> 01:12:48,326 I can do it again... 967 01:12:48,400 --> 01:12:52,769 Don't worry. We are totally over-insured anyway. 968 01:12:53,040 --> 01:12:54,201 Shit. 969 01:12:56,720 --> 01:12:59,485 Well, you know what? I'm proud of you, Alexander. 970 01:12:59,840 --> 01:13:01,330 You've learned your lesson. 971 01:13:03,760 --> 01:13:05,842 But much more important than to cut down a tree, 972 01:13:06,040 --> 01:13:10,170 it is, and this is the second test, to plant a new one. 973 01:13:14,760 --> 01:13:16,683 Here, the... Oh crap! 974 01:13:17,480 --> 01:13:20,529 Here, this one is for you. Make the best of it. 975 01:13:21,680 --> 01:13:24,524 -Thanks. -No problem. Makes 24.95. 976 01:13:24,680 --> 01:13:27,923 You can't give back you've already touched it. 977 01:13:30,640 --> 01:13:33,041 Shit! 978 01:13:47,880 --> 01:13:49,405 Good morning 979 01:13:49,640 --> 01:13:51,324 Good morning, Mr. Nowak. 980 01:13:51,480 --> 01:13:54,529 Now turn to page 42 in the atlas. 981 01:13:54,680 --> 01:13:58,446 Frank, you tell us the climate zones of Europe 982 01:13:58,840 --> 01:14:01,969 from south to north. Frank? 983 01:14:03,560 --> 01:14:04,607 Where's Frank? 984 01:14:04,960 --> 01:14:05,927 Yes? 985 01:14:06,000 --> 01:14:07,650 Mr Nowak, something bad happened. 986 01:14:07,720 --> 01:14:10,291 Frank climbed onto the gymnasium and crashed. 987 01:14:10,680 --> 01:14:14,651 Could you go to the hospital? and see how he's doing, please? 988 01:14:25,400 --> 01:14:27,084 -Hello, Ms. Dietrich. -Good morning. 989 01:14:27,560 --> 01:14:29,050 Hello, Mr. Nowak. 990 01:14:30,280 --> 01:14:31,930 Well Frank, how are you? 991 01:14:32,560 --> 01:14:35,131 Yes, that's how it works. My head is buzzing like shit. 992 01:14:35,880 --> 01:14:38,042 Mom, I'm thirsty. -I'll get you something. 993 01:14:38,200 --> 01:14:41,010 -I can do that. -Thank you, it's nice. I'll be right back. 994 01:14:42,840 --> 01:14:44,729 Oh man, Frank, you do things. 995 01:14:44,880 --> 01:14:46,245 You don't have to jump from gyms 996 01:14:46,320 --> 01:14:49,847 or climb on things, just to impress girls, yeah? 997 01:14:50,360 --> 01:14:51,725 You don't always have to pretend 998 01:14:51,800 --> 01:14:54,531 or do any things that don't suit you at all, 999 01:14:54,680 --> 01:14:57,650 or wear any clothes or drive fast cars. 1000 01:14:57,800 --> 01:14:59,802 I don't even have a driver's license. 1001 01:15:00,880 --> 01:15:02,325 Yes, that's right. 1002 01:15:02,480 --> 01:15:04,881 What I actually want to say but, you know... 1003 01:15:05,400 --> 01:15:08,563 You can't hide from it, who or what you are. 1004 01:15:09,160 --> 01:15:11,447 But the ladies aren't into that. 1005 01:15:11,600 --> 01:15:14,490 The ladies? Yes, not all ladies, 1006 01:15:14,640 --> 01:15:19,567 but so the one, specific one, so the decisive one, perhaps already. 1007 01:15:21,680 --> 01:15:24,524 And you definitely have less stress. And injuries. 1008 01:15:25,640 --> 01:15:26,801 No more climbing? 1009 01:15:28,080 --> 01:15:29,047 No more climbing. 1010 01:15:31,000 --> 01:15:32,081 OK. 1011 01:15:32,240 --> 01:15:33,207 You can handle it. 1012 01:15:34,440 --> 01:15:36,090 I should greet you from the whole class. 1013 01:15:36,440 --> 01:15:38,329 Kind regards back. 1014 01:15:38,480 --> 01:15:40,084 I'm going to go. 1015 01:15:40,240 --> 01:15:41,685 Mr. Nowak? 1016 01:15:42,480 --> 01:15:44,721 Thank you very much, for coming here today. 1017 01:15:45,000 --> 01:15:48,527 We could Go play football or something. 1018 01:15:48,680 --> 01:15:49,681 OK. 1019 01:15:49,840 --> 01:15:53,208 Or maybe you could meet with my mother. 1020 01:15:53,360 --> 01:15:56,887 And get something to eat. Or just something to drink. 1021 01:15:57,040 --> 01:15:59,805 There she would have not so much stress either. 1022 01:16:03,600 --> 01:16:05,170 Hello, Frank. 1023 01:16:05,400 --> 01:16:07,084 Hello, Henriette! 1024 01:16:07,720 --> 01:16:09,688 Here's from the class. 1025 01:16:18,520 --> 01:16:19,646 I painted you. 1026 01:16:20,880 --> 01:16:23,281 This is beautiful! The hair turned out great. 1027 01:16:24,560 --> 01:16:25,686 Thanks. 1028 01:16:39,800 --> 01:16:40,926 Nele? 1029 01:16:43,440 --> 01:16:44,566 Nele? 1030 01:16:44,720 --> 01:16:47,564 Nele! Wait a minute! Now just stay... 1031 01:16:50,800 --> 01:16:52,370 (CARS HORN) 1032 01:16:58,480 --> 01:16:59,447 Nele! 1033 01:17:02,360 --> 01:17:03,327 Nele! 1034 01:17:46,600 --> 01:17:48,648 Nele! Nele! 1035 01:17:51,920 --> 01:17:54,048 Nele! Nele! 1036 01:17:54,480 --> 01:17:55,641 Nele! Nele! 1037 01:18:00,560 --> 01:18:03,769 Hello? Um... Please don't be disturbed, 1038 01:18:03,840 --> 01:18:05,604 I'm looking a very special bear among you. 1039 01:18:06,480 --> 01:18:08,528 Nele, I wanted to tell you, 1040 01:18:08,600 --> 01:18:11,331 that all this male behavior is completely unimportant, 1041 01:18:11,640 --> 01:18:13,051 if you know who you are, 1042 01:18:13,120 --> 01:18:14,770 and especially when you know whatever you want. 1043 01:18:15,440 --> 01:18:16,726 Listen, I... 1044 01:18:18,320 --> 01:18:20,891 I went on a journey to myself. 1045 01:18:21,320 --> 01:18:25,041 But it's not just me found me, but also you. 1046 01:18:26,000 --> 01:18:29,049 And that is very, very important because... 1047 01:18:30,120 --> 01:18:32,361 Well, you kind of complete me. 1048 01:18:32,880 --> 01:18:35,121 And to the man, who I would like to be. 1049 01:18:36,760 --> 01:18:38,171 And, um... 1050 01:18:40,200 --> 01:18:41,201 Nele? 1051 01:18:42,320 --> 01:18:44,891 If you are looking for Nele Sörger, she's on the way to the airport. 1052 01:18:45,160 --> 01:18:47,162 -She's flying to Sichuan. -What? 1053 01:18:47,320 --> 01:18:48,446 To Sichuan. 1054 01:18:49,400 --> 01:18:50,367 Save the pandas! 1055 01:18:50,520 --> 01:18:51,601 ALL: Save the pandas! 1056 01:18:52,160 --> 01:18:53,127 WOMAN: Save the pandas! 1057 01:18:57,120 --> 01:18:59,407 Hey, Stine! You, when is Nele's flight leaving? 1058 01:19:01,320 --> 01:19:04,051 At three. At four. Alex, I have no idea. 1059 01:19:25,800 --> 01:19:29,361 Excuse me, I have a question. Has the plane to Beijing already left? 1060 01:19:30,320 --> 01:19:31,924 Yes, it just started. 1061 01:19:32,520 --> 01:19:33,521 Thanks. 1062 01:19:39,760 --> 01:19:43,651 Just for your information. So if I now would travel to Beijing by train, 1063 01:19:43,800 --> 01:19:45,643 -How long would something like that take? -By train? 1064 01:19:47,400 --> 01:19:50,290 Oh. I can do that for you now can't say exactly. So... 1065 01:19:52,040 --> 01:19:53,371 10 to 12 days? 1066 01:19:57,680 --> 01:20:00,968 And if I go on a bus trip now, So spontaneously took the bus there... 1067 01:20:01,440 --> 01:20:04,046 Excuse me, Why don't you just fly? 1068 01:20:04,320 --> 01:20:05,606 Are you afraid of flying? 1069 01:20:07,960 --> 01:20:09,962 I'm not afraid of flying. 1070 01:20:10,880 --> 01:20:12,803 Fear of flying! 1071 01:20:14,080 --> 01:20:17,050 The next plane takes two and a half hours. 1072 01:20:31,120 --> 01:20:35,284 I'm not a coward. I'm not a coward. I'm not a coward. 1073 01:20:40,720 --> 01:20:45,123 Attention, we ask Alexander Nowak for flight AB-7200 to Beijing 1074 01:20:45,280 --> 01:20:47,760 immediately go to exit 23. 1075 01:20:57,680 --> 01:20:58,920 You can do it. 1076 01:21:06,320 --> 01:21:10,086 Last call for Mr. Alexander Nowak, booked on Air Berlin flight 7200 1077 01:21:10,160 --> 01:21:11,321 to Beijing. 1078 01:21:15,920 --> 01:21:17,206 Mr Nowak? 1079 01:21:22,000 --> 01:21:24,162 -Where are the others? -What do you think? 1080 01:21:24,320 --> 01:21:25,606 Ah, is it starting already? 1081 01:21:25,760 --> 01:21:27,728 Yes, we do. 1082 01:21:28,720 --> 01:21:30,085 We have to. 1083 01:21:34,440 --> 01:21:36,249 If I don't see you on time deliver to mom, 1084 01:21:36,400 --> 01:21:38,209 she rushes me again the judge on his neck. 1085 01:21:38,280 --> 01:21:40,362 Then we two can don't see us anymore. 1086 01:21:40,440 --> 01:21:41,771 But I don't want to. 1087 01:21:41,840 --> 01:21:44,491 And we want to see each other, right? Next weekend! 1088 01:21:44,600 --> 01:21:46,090 Look, the poor fat boy is scared. 1089 01:21:46,160 --> 01:21:50,802 Hey! Hello! He's not afraid, right? He's not a coward, 1090 01:21:51,120 --> 01:21:52,804 right, Alexander? 1091 01:21:53,440 --> 01:21:57,126 You are not a coward! Yes? 1092 01:22:05,200 --> 01:22:07,771 -Is everything OK with you? -.Yes, everything is OK, flying is great, 1093 01:22:07,920 --> 01:22:10,287 you can get from A to B so quickly. Where am I sitting? 1094 01:22:10,760 --> 01:22:13,650 -It's on your boarding pass. -Oh yes, that is absolutely correct. 1095 01:22:14,320 --> 01:22:15,924 You can have complete peace of mind. Do you know, 1096 01:22:16,000 --> 01:22:18,810 the plane is according to statistics the safest means of transport in the world. 1097 01:22:18,880 --> 01:22:19,847 Really. 1098 01:22:27,920 --> 01:22:30,161 You have to get in now, otherwise we will fly without you. 1099 01:22:30,320 --> 01:22:31,685 Come. 1100 01:22:36,000 --> 01:22:38,924 Close the door, quickly please. Door closed. Easy too. 1101 01:22:40,720 --> 01:22:41,687 Oh dear! 1102 01:22:41,800 --> 01:22:42,767 Oh God! 1103 01:23:00,880 --> 01:23:02,882 I can do this, oh God. God... 1104 01:23:05,680 --> 01:23:07,045 Alex? 1105 01:23:10,960 --> 01:23:14,407 -Nele'.7 What are you doing here? -Fly to China. I told you. 1106 01:23:17,040 --> 01:23:18,405 And where is Étienne? 1107 01:23:18,800 --> 01:23:20,529 He flew out at half past three. 1108 01:23:20,600 --> 01:23:23,171 I don't have it anymore made it onto his plane. 1109 01:23:23,280 --> 01:23:24,725 OK. 1110 01:23:24,880 --> 01:23:27,042 Super. Super. 1111 01:23:31,080 --> 01:23:33,606 Um, would you please sit down again? And buckle up. 1112 01:23:33,760 --> 01:23:38,004 OK, I'll sit down. Fasten your seat belt is better anyway. Better anyway. 1113 01:23:40,720 --> 01:23:41,687 OK. 1114 01:23:42,560 --> 01:23:43,766 Excuse me. 1115 01:23:45,280 --> 01:23:47,760 -Can you pass this over? -Sure, gladly. 1116 01:23:49,360 --> 01:23:51,283 -What is that? pass along. 1117 01:23:51,440 --> 01:23:53,283 Let's see, what's that? 1118 01:23:53,360 --> 01:23:54,964 Let's see. 1119 01:23:55,920 --> 01:23:58,161 No, it's not for you, it's for them... 1120 01:23:58,320 --> 01:24:00,163 (GET UP FROM BARCELONA) 1121 01:24:00,240 --> 01:24:03,528 "So, I'm being brave now. 1122 01:24:03,760 --> 01:24:06,969 “Tonight I did kissed a great woman 1123 01:24:07,440 --> 01:24:11,604 "and now I feel as the strongest man in the world." 1124 01:24:13,640 --> 01:24:17,042 Who writes things like that these days? 1125 01:24:17,360 --> 01:24:19,761 Wonderful. Wonderful. 1126 01:24:20,240 --> 01:24:22,481 Magical. Touches your heart. 1127 01:24:24,240 --> 01:24:25,844 -Can I get through quickly? -Come quickly. 1128 01:24:28,200 --> 01:24:29,486 -Thanks. -Please. 1129 01:24:55,040 --> 01:24:56,610 (WHISTLES) 1130 01:26:08,240 --> 01:26:09,526 Nele? 1131 01:26:10,520 --> 01:26:11,760 Mmm. 1132 01:26:13,440 --> 01:26:14,566 I... 1133 01:26:14,760 --> 01:26:16,569 I flew! 1134 01:26:18,160 --> 01:26:19,924 I know. 1135 01:26:22,160 --> 01:26:24,561 Shall we go for breakfast later? 1136 01:26:26,480 --> 01:26:27,720 Gladly. 1137 01:26:27,880 --> 01:26:30,087 (WHAT A MAN FROM LENA) 1138 01:28:56,800 --> 01:29:00,441 (IRON PEDESTAL BY PHILIPP POISEL) 1139 01:30:32,000 --> 01:30:32,967 German -SDH