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-[wind howling]
-[creaking]

2
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[groans]

3
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[breathes heavily]

4
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[hoots]

5
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Stop adorably hopping away,
you... Huh?

6
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Welcome to...

7
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-[snaps fingers]
-...the Owl House.

8
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[gasps]

9
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[groaning]

10
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[gasps]

11
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-[snoring]
-It wasn't a dream!

12
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Good morning,
terrifying fantasy world.

13
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Good morning.

14
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-Ugh.
-[snoring]

15
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Good morning,
you little cutie-pie.

16
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I am not your cutie-pie!

17
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Yes, you are.

18
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[sighs] I know.

19
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-[owls hooting]
-[gasps, grunts]

20
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-Hi, Luz!
-[screams]

21
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Ow!

22
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I'm just wishing you
a good morning.

23
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Jeez! Hoot! Ow!

24
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Sorry, Hooty.

25
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This is it, old girl.

26
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Your first day
on the Boiling Isles
as a Witch Apprentice. Hyah!

27
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Please have witchy clothes.
Please have witchy clothes.

28
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Please have witchy clothes.

29
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Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!

30
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[screams]

31
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[squeals]

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[yawns]

33
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Hmm?

34
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Good morning, Eda the Owl Lady.

35
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I am ready for my first day
of Witch Apprenticeship.

36
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Ugh! Who are you, again?

37
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Huh?

38
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[theme music playing]

39
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Remember me?

40
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Luz? [grunts]

41
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We freed the oppressed
and defeated the evil warden
together?

42
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Yesterday?

43
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Kid, lay off the details.

44
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I haven't even had
my cup of apple blood yet.

45
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-You mean apple juice?
-No.

46
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[slurps]

47
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Teach me some spells.
When do I get a magic staff?

48
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Was I supposed to bring
my own runes?

49
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[gasps]
Do you have a dangerous
magical quest for me?

50
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
slow down, kid.

51
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Being a witch
doesn't happen overnight.

52
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Also, you're wrapped
in a bathrobe

53
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and wearing
the dirtiest traffic cone
I've ever seen.

54
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[laughs]

55
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But a magic staff, huh?
You really want one?

56
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More than anything.

57
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Magic staff, come to me!

58
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[clattering]

59
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[crashing]

60
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[grunts]

61
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It's early.

62
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Now, witches are awarded
their staffs from school.

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With me as your teacher,
you'll be taking
a different approach.

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You'll have to work for it.

65
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I run a few businesses.

66
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On weekends,
I offer rare human treasures

67
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that Owlbert drags over
from your side of the realm.

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[sword]
<i> I shall smite my enemies!
 Ages six to eleven.</i>

69
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But most days
I sell only the finest
homemade elixirs and potions.

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[Luz] "Snake oil."

71
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No one wants an un-oiled snake.
Follow me.

72
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Today you'll deliver packages
and sell potions
to that town over there,

73
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Bonesborough.

74
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You'll have to be careful.

75
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I have rivals everywhere

76
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who'd love to take
my business down

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and you along with it.

78
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You wanted
a dangerous magical quest?

79
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Sister, you've got one.

80
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I won't let you down,
Miss Eda.

81
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[crashes]

82
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I'm sure.

83
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Remember, never befriend
a man in sandals

84
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and always measure twice,
cut once.

85
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-Uh...
-Good luck!

86
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I hate to interrupt
your power nap,
but you have to go with her.

87
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What? But I just found
the perfect spot.
Why do I have to go?

88
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You and I know
she's either going to get lost
or eaten, probably both.

89
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No, I won't.

90
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And because
you work for me, too,

91
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unless you want
to start paying rent.

92
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[grunting]

93
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Be back by nightfall
or risk mortal peril.

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[door slams]

95
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Have a nice trip.

96
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Huh! Let's get this
over with.

97
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Wow!

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[gasps]

99
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[King]
Hey, it's rude to stare.

100
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I've only seen
places like this
in my dreams.

101
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It's incredible.
And I'm the only human here?

102
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-Haven't seen any others.
-Wow!

103
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There must be
a reason for that, right?
Why am I here?

104
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What if I, Luz Noceda,
average teen, actually had...
[gasps]

105
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...a predetermined path
of greatness?

106
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[gasps] Just like Azura!

107
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Yeah. Did Azura's path
to greatness involve
her delivering boil cream?

108
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Today I'm delivering packages,

109
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but tomorrow I'll be earning
the respect of everyone

110
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on the Boiling Isles
with my magical prowess.

111
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Ha! Good luck.

112
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The Boiling Isles is nothing
but a cesspool of despair.

113
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More like a cesspool
of delight. [grunts]

114
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[chuckles]

115
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[gasps]

116
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What has four hooves
and wants to buy a potion?

117
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This guy.

118
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[sighs]
My eyes are down here.

119
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[exclaims]

120
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[doorbell rings]

121
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[yells, whimpers]

122
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[sighs] I know I've had
enough delight for one day.

123
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I thought being the only human
in a magical world
would make me special.

124
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But apparently, it just makes
everyone want to scream at me
or...

125
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eat me.

126
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[sighs] At this point,

127
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Azura had already been sent
on an enchanted quest.

128
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Where's my quest-granting
wizard?

129
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Sorry to break it to you, Luz,
but no one here
is that well-dressed.

130
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This has been a rough day.
[grunts]

131
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Let's just deliver
this last package
and go home.

132
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Maybe this world
isn't what I thought it wa...
[gasps]

133
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Pretty!

134
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[doorbell rings]

135
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Big houses always belong
to big whackjobs.

136
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Let's kick the package inside
and get outta here.

137
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Hello?

138
00:07:08,258 --> 00:07:09,049
Hey, wait.

139
00:07:09,679 --> 00:07:10,890
[yelps]

140
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Wait.

141
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I-I'm delivering a package
from Miss Eda, the Owl Lady.

142
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Huh?

143
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[gasps] Today just got good.

144
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Magical wizard!

145
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Weird old man in jim-jams.

146
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I was in my oscillarium,
reading the stars.

147
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And who might you be,
with eyes full of curiosity?

148
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Uh, I-I'm...

149
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Young lady, dareth I say,

150
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I sense something
unique about you.

151
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Please,
won't you join me for tea?

152
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[gasps] Okay.

153
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Let's scram!
Wizards are just old people
with glitter in their pockets.

154
00:08:00,190 --> 00:08:01,521
I don't trust him.

155
00:08:01,521 --> 00:08:04,024
But the stars on his robe
are sparkling.

156
00:08:04,024 --> 00:08:06,196
And look, there's a baby fox
in his beard.

157
00:08:06,196 --> 00:08:07,697
[giggles]

158
00:08:07,697 --> 00:08:09,869
Plus, I see scones
on the table.

159
00:08:09,869 --> 00:08:11,201
Where?

160
00:08:11,201 --> 00:08:13,073
[panting]

161
00:08:13,073 --> 00:08:14,914
We'd love to join you
for tea.

162
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[King munching]

163
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Do you sell potions,
Sir Wizard?

164
00:08:18,668 --> 00:08:21,251
Please, call me Adegast.

165
00:08:21,251 --> 00:08:23,253
Ma'am, yes,
I run a small business.

166
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[munching]
You should run a small business
of more scones into my mouth.

167
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[chuckles] Yes!

168
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I'm surprised
to see you here.

169
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It was my understanding
that Eda delivered
the packages herself.

170
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Well, I'm kinda, sorta,
her apprentice.

171
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Oh! And how are you finding
the experience so far?

172
00:08:42,102 --> 00:08:43,483
[sighs]

173
00:08:43,483 --> 00:08:45,645
Can I be honest,
Mr. Adegast?

174
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When I decided to stay
in this magical world,

175
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I thought I was meant
for something special.

176
00:08:50,150 --> 00:08:51,951
But Eda thinks
I'm meant for chores

177
00:08:51,951 --> 00:08:54,074
and I'm afraid
I came to the wrong place.

178
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Well, I have a quest...

179
00:08:57,077 --> 00:08:58,328
-A quest?
-[cup shatters]

180
00:08:58,328 --> 00:09:00,580
[chuckles]
You didn't let me finish.

181
00:09:00,580 --> 00:09:02,752
-I have a question.
-Oh.

182
00:09:02,752 --> 00:09:04,464
Would you like to go
on a quest?

183
00:09:04,464 --> 00:09:05,465
Yes!

184
00:09:06,666 --> 00:09:08,878
I might have just the thing.

185
00:09:10,470 --> 00:09:13,173
The prophecy speaks
of a young human girl

186
00:09:13,173 --> 00:09:15,595
who will claim
the Celestial Staff

187
00:09:15,595 --> 00:09:18,268
and free this world
from an ancient evil.

188
00:09:18,268 --> 00:09:21,891
Perhaps thou hath cometh here
for a reason.

189
00:09:22,392 --> 00:09:24,104
Perhaps I hath.

190
00:09:24,104 --> 00:09:27,067
Should you believe yourself
worthy to attempt this quest...

191
00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:28,238
So worthy.

192
00:09:28,238 --> 00:09:31,191
...you need to know
the road is dark and perilous.

193
00:09:31,191 --> 00:09:32,952
Love peril.
Big fan of peril.

194
00:09:32,952 --> 00:09:36,406
And only the Chosen One
can pull the staff
from its post.

195
00:09:37,117 --> 00:09:38,498
Chosen one.

196
00:09:38,498 --> 00:09:41,961
Big story, awesome.
Anyway, your food is gone
and we are, too.

197
00:09:41,961 --> 00:09:43,793
Yes, we have to go.

198
00:09:43,793 --> 00:09:46,836
And pack for this
enchanted quest! I'm in.

199
00:09:46,836 --> 00:09:48,128
Wonderful.

200
00:09:50,300 --> 00:09:51,761
So, King,

201
00:09:51,761 --> 00:09:53,633
what kind of Chosen One
should I be?

202
00:09:53,633 --> 00:09:55,135
[yawns] Huh? What?

203
00:09:55,135 --> 00:09:57,097
Should I be full of
optimism and goodness,

204
00:09:57,097 --> 00:09:58,768
like the Good Witch Azura?

205
00:09:58,768 --> 00:10:01,221
Or should I be
like a bad girl Chosen One

206
00:10:01,221 --> 00:10:04,104
with black nail polish
and a mysteriously
withdrawn attitude?

207
00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:07,277
"I act like I don't care,
but I secretly do."

208
00:10:07,277 --> 00:10:09,729
Oh, you guys talking
about bad girls?

209
00:10:09,729 --> 00:10:11,531
Wait, what's going on?

210
00:10:11,531 --> 00:10:13,943
Eda, tell Luz
how dumb wizards are.

211
00:10:13,943 --> 00:10:16,116
Ugh! Wizards are the worst.

212
00:10:16,116 --> 00:10:19,289
Never trust a man
in casual drapery. Why?

213
00:10:19,289 --> 00:10:21,741
Your wizard client told Luz...
[laughs]

214
00:10:21,741 --> 00:10:24,083
she was a... [laughing]

215
00:10:24,083 --> 00:10:25,955
was a Chosen One!

216
00:10:25,955 --> 00:10:28,958
-[laughing]
-Wait, wait, Luz? [snickers]

217
00:10:28,958 --> 00:10:30,590
[laughs]

218
00:10:30,590 --> 00:10:32,132
[King] He even gave her a map.

219
00:10:32,132 --> 00:10:33,803
[Eda and King laughing]

220
00:10:35,515 --> 00:10:36,636
Let me see this map.

221
00:10:41,851 --> 00:10:44,264
You didn't think this was real,
did you?

222
00:10:44,264 --> 00:10:46,436
-What?
-This map is bunk.

223
00:10:46,436 --> 00:10:49,569
There's no lake
with a Celestial Staff
on the Boiling Isles.

224
00:10:49,569 --> 00:10:51,271
I would have stolen it
ages ago.

225
00:10:52,532 --> 00:10:54,274
Ah, don't worry.

226
00:10:54,274 --> 00:10:57,197
Couple more months here
and you won't look like
such a mark.

227
00:10:57,197 --> 00:10:58,948
Can I have some time alone?

228
00:11:02,202 --> 00:11:03,203
[grunts]

229
00:11:04,083 --> 00:11:05,084
[door shuts]

230
00:11:10,250 --> 00:11:11,461
Maybe they were right.

231
00:11:12,292 --> 00:11:13,132
Huh?

232
00:11:20,260 --> 00:11:23,142
[reading]

233
00:11:23,142 --> 00:11:26,396
[gasps] That's why
Eda couldn't see it.

234
00:11:26,396 --> 00:11:28,978
But am... I really worthy?

235
00:11:28,978 --> 00:11:30,230
[wind howls]

236
00:11:39,819 --> 00:11:42,121
I'll never know unless I try.

237
00:11:42,121 --> 00:11:45,375
Finally!
All that mean-spirited laughter
made me sleepy.

238
00:11:46,246 --> 00:11:47,497
Crony, wake up.

239
00:11:47,497 --> 00:11:49,499
You said that wizard
was one of my clients?

240
00:11:49,499 --> 00:11:51,040
Yes. Now go away.

241
00:11:51,040 --> 00:11:53,132
I don't know him that well.

242
00:11:53,132 --> 00:11:56,256
And I don't trust this itch
he's scratching in the human.

243
00:11:56,256 --> 00:11:57,637
Less talky, more nappy.

244
00:11:59,929 --> 00:12:01,140
[sighs]

245
00:12:01,140 --> 00:12:02,101
Hey, Luz?

246
00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:04,974
-Aw, nuts.
-[wind howls]

247
00:12:06,936 --> 00:12:08,808
Hooty, where'd she go?

248
00:12:08,808 --> 00:12:11,521
Hoot, hoot.
If you want the answer
that you seek,

249
00:12:11,521 --> 00:12:13,192
solve my riddle
within a week...

250
00:12:13,192 --> 00:12:15,485
Ow! Okay, okay.

251
00:12:15,485 --> 00:12:18,908
She went into the forest
towards Bonesborough. Sheesh!

252
00:12:18,908 --> 00:12:19,949
Ugh!

253
00:12:25,124 --> 00:12:28,918
[inhales]
My first mythical quest. Ha!

254
00:12:37,216 --> 00:12:43,513
Okay. Got my scroll,
got my youthful optimism,
got my trusty weapon.

255
00:12:43,513 --> 00:12:45,685
[sword]
<i>By the power of Skullgar,</i>

256
00:12:45,685 --> 00:12:47,557
<i> I am out of batteries.</i>

257
00:12:49,729 --> 00:12:53,313
You know, I wonder
if I made the right choice
by coming here.

258
00:12:53,313 --> 00:12:54,564
[gasps]

259
00:12:54,564 --> 00:12:55,855
Wow!

260
00:12:55,855 --> 00:12:57,066
[cats meowing]

261
00:13:03,072 --> 00:13:06,746
I see. So you're the Chosen One.
[scoffs]

262
00:13:06,746 --> 00:13:09,038
The Celestial Staff
should've picked me,

263
00:13:09,038 --> 00:13:12,372
Nevareth Bladestrife,
Teen Prince of Angstmore.

264
00:13:12,372 --> 00:13:15,335
Yes. Yes, I did make
the right choice.

265
00:13:16,005 --> 00:13:17,507
[sniffing]

266
00:13:17,507 --> 00:13:20,009
This is where
we met the scones.
I mean, the wizard.

267
00:13:21,511 --> 00:13:24,514
Whoa! It wasn't
like this before.

268
00:13:27,096 --> 00:13:28,848
I don't like this.

269
00:13:28,848 --> 00:13:30,730
[door creaks open]

270
00:13:34,063 --> 00:13:34,984
[rustling]

271
00:13:41,280 --> 00:13:43,152
I really don't like this.

272
00:13:45,745 --> 00:13:48,618
Nevareth,
your vengeful backstory
is so compelling.

273
00:13:48,618 --> 00:13:50,790
And I'm lovin'
your animal sidekick.

274
00:13:50,790 --> 00:13:55,164
After my village was consumed,
my heart has known nothing
but vengeance.

275
00:13:55,164 --> 00:13:56,456
Nevareth!

276
00:13:56,456 --> 00:13:58,007
Lady Luz,

277
00:13:58,007 --> 00:14:00,760
do you think love can bloom
on the battlefield?

278
00:14:00,760 --> 00:14:02,131
[laughs]

279
00:14:02,131 --> 00:14:05,344
This quest is questing
in all the right ways.
[chuckles]

280
00:14:07,767 --> 00:14:09,679
-[all gasp]
-Ew.

281
00:14:09,679 --> 00:14:13,813
Hum-di-diddle,
to pass the bridge,
you must first solve my riddle.

282
00:14:13,813 --> 00:14:15,184
Hit me, little furry man.

283
00:14:15,184 --> 00:14:18,107
Your quest shall stop
if you fail this game.

284
00:14:18,107 --> 00:14:21,150
So tell me, my dear,
what is my name?

285
00:14:21,150 --> 00:14:22,572
Hmm.

286
00:14:24,193 --> 00:14:26,075
Uh... Chris?

287
00:14:26,075 --> 00:14:28,367
That's it.
You may cross the bridge.

288
00:14:28,367 --> 00:14:30,079
And please take this,
Chosen One.

289
00:14:30,079 --> 00:14:33,122
It shall help you
on your journey.

290
00:14:33,122 --> 00:14:36,085
Wow. This is amazing.
Thank you.

291
00:14:36,085 --> 00:14:37,296
Do you need a cape?

292
00:14:37,296 --> 00:14:38,998
-Nah, I think I'm goo...
-You can use my shirt.

293
00:14:41,711 --> 00:14:43,092
Yes. I need a cape.

294
00:14:44,053 --> 00:14:45,174
[giggles]

295
00:14:45,174 --> 00:14:47,216
Three cheers
for the Chosen One.

296
00:14:47,216 --> 00:14:49,058
-Hip, hip...
-[both] Hurray!

297
00:14:49,058 --> 00:14:50,510
-Hip, hip...
-[both] Hurray!

298
00:14:50,510 --> 00:14:52,141
-Hip, hip...
-Oh, no.

299
00:14:54,564 --> 00:14:56,976
-Are you sure she came here?
-[sniffing]

300
00:14:56,976 --> 00:14:58,187
Can't mistake her smell.

301
00:14:58,187 --> 00:15:01,360
Like lemons
and young, naive confidence.

302
00:15:01,360 --> 00:15:02,692
Hmm.

303
00:15:04,694 --> 00:15:06,526
Hey! Wake up, you.

304
00:15:06,526 --> 00:15:09,579
What have you done with Luz?
What's your endgame?

305
00:15:09,579 --> 00:15:14,624
To find your pupil
and still your wrath,
look ahead and follow the path.

306
00:15:14,624 --> 00:15:17,166
[cackles]

307
00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:19,208
[gasps]
The cat man melted!

308
00:15:19,208 --> 00:15:20,460
[sighs] It's a trap.

309
00:15:20,460 --> 00:15:22,251
They want me to follow Luz.

310
00:15:22,251 --> 00:15:23,593
So, what do we do?

311
00:15:24,173 --> 00:15:25,595
Hmm.

312
00:15:25,595 --> 00:15:28,177
Thank you for inviting me
to your feast, Princess.

313
00:15:28,177 --> 00:15:30,389
All your food
was so tiny and cute.

314
00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:32,892
For you, Chosen One.

315
00:15:34,103 --> 00:15:35,104
Thank you.

316
00:15:35,104 --> 00:15:38,437
You've all been
so kind and thoughtful.

317
00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:40,690
I hope this quest never ends.

318
00:15:40,690 --> 00:15:42,652
Your quest will soon
come to an end,

319
00:15:42,652 --> 00:15:44,904
for the staff you seek
is around the bend.

320
00:15:44,904 --> 00:15:46,906
Thanks for ruining
the mood, Chris.

321
00:15:46,906 --> 00:15:52,071
Go on, Chosen One.
The Celestial Staff is yours.
You've earned it.

322
00:15:52,071 --> 00:15:55,074
-Farewell, Lady Luz.
-Farewell.
We love you, Chosen One.

323
00:15:55,074 --> 00:15:57,206
[birds twittering]

324
00:15:59,038 --> 00:16:00,209
[gasps]

325
00:16:06,506 --> 00:16:07,847
[rumbling]

326
00:16:18,017 --> 00:16:21,651
I knew this world
wasn't all gloom and doom
like Eda and King said.

327
00:16:21,651 --> 00:16:23,943
There is wonder here. And I...

328
00:16:23,943 --> 00:16:26,155
I think I came here
for a reason.

329
00:16:30,740 --> 00:16:32,662
Okay, this is it.

330
00:16:32,662 --> 00:16:34,033
Moment of truth.

331
00:16:40,289 --> 00:16:43,673
Yes! I am the Chosen One!
I knew it!

332
00:16:43,673 --> 00:16:45,174
I always suspected
there was a reason

333
00:16:45,174 --> 00:16:48,127
nobody understood
my wacky antics back at home.

334
00:16:48,127 --> 00:16:51,180
Now I have concrete proof.
[laughs]

335
00:16:52,221 --> 00:16:53,012
No!

336
00:16:58,638 --> 00:16:59,769
What?

337
00:17:01,230 --> 00:17:02,692
I know this guy.

338
00:17:02,692 --> 00:17:05,354
He's no wizard.
He's what you'd call
a puppeteer,

339
00:17:05,354 --> 00:17:09,108
a demon who specializes
in scamming
and manipulating people.

340
00:17:09,108 --> 00:17:11,450
He's trying to use Luz
to get to me.

341
00:17:11,450 --> 00:17:15,114
Yeah, and we're flying
directly into his trap.
Hurray!

342
00:17:15,114 --> 00:17:18,708
But if you can think
of a better plan,
I'd love to hear it.

343
00:17:18,708 --> 00:17:20,499
-Hey, faster, you.
-[hoots]

344
00:17:23,122 --> 00:17:25,875
-[whimpers]
-Luz, the human.

345
00:17:25,875 --> 00:17:27,126
Magical wizard?

346
00:17:27,126 --> 00:17:31,090
Your hubris has failed you,
Witch Apprentice.

347
00:17:31,090 --> 00:17:33,092
[cackling]

348
00:17:33,933 --> 00:17:34,934
Huh?

349
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:41,140
Okay, Luz. Don't panic.

350
00:17:41,140 --> 00:17:43,182
This is classic
Chosen One biz.

351
00:17:43,182 --> 00:17:45,815
You just have to
rescue everybody
and defeat the final boss.

352
00:17:45,815 --> 00:17:47,607
I am everybody!

353
00:17:47,607 --> 00:17:51,110
You fool, don't you see?
I'm no wizard.

354
00:17:51,110 --> 00:17:54,153
And you're no Chosen One.
I've tricked you.

355
00:17:54,153 --> 00:17:55,655
-[evil laughter]
-What?

356
00:17:57,116 --> 00:17:58,157
[grunts]

357
00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:01,160
No!

358
00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:05,004
Betrayed by
my own cool accessories.
Why are you doing this?

359
00:18:05,004 --> 00:18:07,466
Your mentor
has been stealing customers

360
00:18:07,466 --> 00:18:09,669
from my potions business
for years.

361
00:18:09,669 --> 00:18:11,591
She must be destroyed.

362
00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:14,303
Does everybody have a beef
with Eda here?

363
00:18:14,303 --> 00:18:16,015
[all agreeing]

364
00:18:16,015 --> 00:18:17,096
[sighs]

365
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:19,929
And you lured her
right into my trap,

366
00:18:19,929 --> 00:18:23,683
all because you wanted to think
you were special.

367
00:18:23,683 --> 00:18:25,855
No. Joke's on you,

368
00:18:25,855 --> 00:18:28,688
'cause Eda isn't stupid enough
to fall for your trap.

369
00:18:28,688 --> 00:18:30,149
[Eda] Adegast!

370
00:18:30,149 --> 00:18:31,190
Oh, heck!

371
00:18:34,493 --> 00:18:36,906
Eda, I have you now!

372
00:18:38,738 --> 00:18:41,791
That's right. You have me.
Now release Luz.

373
00:18:41,791 --> 00:18:44,123
I didn't have to be
a part of this!

374
00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:47,126
Oh, she can leave
if she wants to.

375
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:50,800
But I sense she wants
a real fantasy.

376
00:18:55,594 --> 00:18:59,428
Stay with us, Luz.
Stay with Adegast.
We need you here.

377
00:18:59,428 --> 00:19:01,260
You could be our Chosen One.

378
00:19:01,260 --> 00:19:04,854
Yeah, you can eat
our tiny foods forever.

379
00:19:04,854 --> 00:19:08,688
Luz, why would you want
to live in a world
where people laugh at you?

380
00:19:08,688 --> 00:19:11,030
It is beautiful here.

381
00:19:11,030 --> 00:19:12,611
Luz!

382
00:19:12,611 --> 00:19:14,694
And you guys think I'm special.

383
00:19:14,694 --> 00:19:16,275
No! [grunts]

384
00:19:19,198 --> 00:19:20,870
But it's not real.

385
00:19:21,330 --> 00:19:22,331
[grunts]

386
00:19:23,082 --> 00:19:25,915
I am a Witch's Apprentice.

387
00:19:25,915 --> 00:19:29,248
And I'm gonna earn
my magic staff the hard way.

388
00:19:29,248 --> 00:19:33,172
I believed you, Magic Man.
Now feel my wrath!

389
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:34,633
[grunts]

390
00:19:34,633 --> 00:19:35,885
[screams]

391
00:19:35,885 --> 00:19:37,096
[strains]

392
00:19:39,719 --> 00:19:40,850
[grunts]

393
00:19:45,644 --> 00:19:47,146
[screams]

394
00:19:47,146 --> 00:19:48,647
[strains, grunts]

395
00:19:48,647 --> 00:19:51,110
I thought we had
a connection, Nevareth!

396
00:19:51,110 --> 00:19:52,231
[Nevareth grunts]

397
00:19:52,231 --> 00:19:54,694
Ah, my flawless pecs!

398
00:19:56,235 --> 00:19:59,909
-[grunts]
-Back off! Or the dog gets it.

399
00:19:59,909 --> 00:20:01,701
I am not a...
[muffled grunt]

400
00:20:02,281 --> 00:20:04,163
King, I'm sorry.

401
00:20:04,163 --> 00:20:06,495
I should have listened to you
and never trusted that wizard.

402
00:20:06,495 --> 00:20:09,919
You were right.
He isn't mystical or magical.

403
00:20:09,919 --> 00:20:12,091
He's just a big, slimy jerk.

404
00:20:13,753 --> 00:20:15,674
-[stabbing]
-[screaming]

405
00:20:23,432 --> 00:20:26,555
-Well, that's the last time
I take an outside referral.
-[squeaking]

406
00:20:28,397 --> 00:20:31,020
Mmm. Oh, did you want
some of that?

407
00:20:31,020 --> 00:20:33,062
No. I'm just confused.

408
00:20:33,062 --> 00:20:35,114
Thinking of
calling it quits, huh?

409
00:20:35,114 --> 00:20:37,406
This place is nothing
like I imagined.

410
00:20:37,406 --> 00:20:41,030
Hmm. Maybe not here.
But come with me.

411
00:20:41,030 --> 00:20:42,161
I got something to show you.

412
00:20:45,284 --> 00:20:46,625
Okay, you can look.

413
00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:50,459
Whoa!

414
00:20:52,211 --> 00:20:54,213
[Eda] The bones of the isles.

415
00:20:54,213 --> 00:20:56,255
Up close,
the isles can be slimy...

416
00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:59,088
-And very stinky.
-And gross.

417
00:20:59,088 --> 00:21:01,590
But if you look at it
from a different perspective...

418
00:21:04,844 --> 00:21:06,305
It's beautiful.

419
00:21:06,305 --> 00:21:08,187
Yeah.

420
00:21:08,187 --> 00:21:10,940
Eda, how did you know
that wizard was lying?

421
00:21:10,940 --> 00:21:14,944
Look, kid,
everyone wants to believe
they're "chosen."

422
00:21:14,944 --> 00:21:17,817
But if we all waited around
for a prophecy
to make us special,

423
00:21:17,817 --> 00:21:19,488
[chuckles] we'd die waiting.

424
00:21:19,488 --> 00:21:22,741
And that's why you need
to choose yourself.

425
00:21:22,741 --> 00:21:25,494
Does that mean you'll give me
a magic staff of my own?

426
00:21:25,494 --> 00:21:28,537
Not yet. But... someday.