1 00:00:09,700 --> 00:00:13,534 James Brown's hot tub party. Here it comes... 2 00:00:13,700 --> 00:00:19,377 the godfather of soul and the biggest hot tub guy: James Brown. 3 00:00:28,580 --> 00:00:33,779 Sometimes I break out in a cold sweat. One, two, three, four. 4 00:00:40,340 --> 00:00:44,094 hot tub full of water 5 00:00:44,260 --> 00:00:47,616 I say: Bubble bath that's very hot 6 00:00:47,780 --> 00:00:53,138 the hot tub warms you up, makes you sweat 7 00:00:53,300 --> 00:00:56,451 rub-a-dub in the hot tub rub-a-dub with me 8 00:00:56,620 --> 00:00:59,578 should I go in the hot tub? will I sweat? 9 00:00:59,740 --> 00:01:02,538 will it make me wet? 10 00:01:02,700 --> 00:01:05,168 Well, well, well. 11 00:01:13,300 --> 00:01:16,975 I'm going into the water sweating nicely 12 00:01:22,420 --> 00:01:26,379 I burn make it colder, good god 13 00:01:28,420 --> 00:01:29,978 I'm going into the hot tub 14 00:01:35,780 --> 00:01:37,372 I'm going to sweat a lot 15 00:01:43,540 --> 00:01:49,172 I can't stand it I'm going into the hot tub 16 00:02:05,700 --> 00:02:09,739 Keep watching, for even more celebrities in the bath. 17 00:02:46,860 --> 00:02:52,810 This is Saturday Nlght Llve with the best of Eddie Murphy. 18 00:03:02,220 --> 00:03:07,248 Mr. Robinson's neighborhood 19 00:03:08,980 --> 00:03:14,134 a beautiful day in the area a beautiful day for a neighbor 20 00:03:14,300 --> 00:03:18,498 do you want to be my neighbor? Can you be my neighbor? 21 00:03:18,660 --> 00:03:23,211 I always wanted to live in a house like yours 22 00:03:23,380 --> 00:03:27,976 but every time I move in pull you all out 23 00:03:28,140 --> 00:03:32,133 Come and smoke or sniff but bring your own stuff 24 00:03:32,300 --> 00:03:37,613 you don't want Don't you want to be my neighbor? 25 00:03:39,060 --> 00:03:41,699 Hello, boys and girls. 26 00:03:41,860 --> 00:03:47,412 We are all alone again today. My wife's gone. 27 00:03:49,700 --> 00:03:53,249 Nice, huh? I'm so glad that bitch is gone. 28 00:03:59,820 --> 00:04:03,130 Who would that be? Let's see. 29 00:04:08,940 --> 00:04:12,535 This is how you open the door in this neighborhood. 30 00:04:12,700 --> 00:04:14,133 What do you mean? 31 00:04:15,780 --> 00:04:22,652 Hey Robinson, open that door. I know that you are there, I heard you sing. 32 00:04:22,820 --> 00:04:27,814 Mr. Landlord. Hello. 33 00:04:30,740 --> 00:04:36,417 No nonsense. You walk for six months behind on the rent. Here, for you. 34 00:04:37,460 --> 00:04:44,571 Look, an eviction notice. Brought to you by Mr. Landlord. 35 00:04:44,740 --> 00:04:47,618 Can you say 'scumbag'? 36 00:04:50,540 --> 00:04:54,215 That's today's word boys and girls. 37 00:04:58,580 --> 00:05:02,289 Do you know some bastards? Definitely. 38 00:05:02,460 --> 00:05:09,093 I did have the money for the rent, but that suddenly disappeared. 39 00:05:09,260 --> 00:05:12,889 And then suddenly my wife had... a new dress. 40 00:05:13,060 --> 00:05:16,211 Would you like to see that dress? 41 00:05:18,380 --> 00:05:21,258 Do you see those footprints? 42 00:05:21,420 --> 00:05:24,537 She still had it on when I stood on it. 43 00:05:24,700 --> 00:05:29,330 I'm going to the president to ask why I am so poor. 44 00:05:29,500 --> 00:05:34,176 Who wants to go to the fantasy world? Do you like that? 45 00:05:34,340 --> 00:05:39,016 We're going to the president. Who wants to go to the president? 46 00:05:39,180 --> 00:05:43,253 We would like to speak to the president. Where is he? 47 00:05:43,420 --> 00:05:46,218 You know he's always late. 48 00:05:46,380 --> 00:05:51,534 Here I am, but my neck hurts. I'm the president. What is? 49 00:05:51,700 --> 00:05:56,137 I no longer receive social assistance and I'm being kicked out of my house. 50 00:05:56,300 --> 00:06:02,978 And I sound like Geraldine. - I can't help you with that, friend. 51 00:06:03,140 --> 00:06:09,818 Why don't you sell an airplane, so I can eat at school? 52 00:06:09,980 --> 00:06:12,813 I cannot answer that question. 53 00:06:12,980 --> 00:06:17,053 I think I speak on behalf of all black people. 54 00:06:17,220 --> 00:06:21,008 I don't have time for questions anymore. Sorry. 55 00:06:24,660 --> 00:06:30,974 I have to leave now, boys and girls, so see you later. 56 00:06:31,140 --> 00:06:35,213 See you tomorrow, everyone. 57 00:07:09,340 --> 00:07:15,779 Boy, that was a long time ago. Hello, me am Buckwheat. Do you still remember me? 58 00:07:22,300 --> 00:07:27,897 I have for your listening pleasure collected my favorite songs. 59 00:07:28,060 --> 00:07:33,976 They are all on this beautiful one offer: Buh-Weet Slngs. 60 00:07:37,220 --> 00:07:38,972 Just listen. 61 00:07:52,980 --> 00:07:55,175 They're all on it. 62 00:08:02,740 --> 00:08:05,971 A song by Buckwheat remains separate. 63 00:08:16,020 --> 00:08:20,969 Buckwheat, who sold more records then Elvis and the Beatles, is here. 64 00:08:28,180 --> 00:08:31,968 If you order now, you will receive his tribute to Alfalfa. 65 00:08:43,860 --> 00:08:47,296 Order today. Send $49.95 to: 66 00:08:47,460 --> 00:08:52,170 Buh-Weet, Bah Firty Fee, New Nork, New Nork. 67 00:08:59,700 --> 00:09:05,775 Trust our boys. Your boys think it's beautiful. Buy it, yes. 68 00:09:10,060 --> 00:09:14,019 Many people have it about racism... 69 00:09:14,180 --> 00:09:18,617 and some even say that there are two Americas: 70 00:09:18,780 --> 00:09:20,657 One white, the other black. 71 00:09:20,820 --> 00:09:26,292 But that's easy to say. I wanted to study the problem myself. 72 00:09:26,460 --> 00:09:31,250 I wanted to go underground and experience what America was like... 73 00:09:31,420 --> 00:09:33,172 as a white man. 74 00:09:40,300 --> 00:09:43,212 I hired the best make-up artists. 75 00:09:43,380 --> 00:09:47,612 If I had to pass as white, everything had to be perfect. 76 00:09:47,780 --> 00:09:51,898 That's a little too light. Let's try this. 77 00:09:55,820 --> 00:09:59,096 A bit like Harry Reems. - I like it. 78 00:09:59,260 --> 00:10:04,288 I practiced a lot for my role. I watched a lot of Dynasty. 79 00:10:04,460 --> 00:10:10,251 Do you see how they walk? They squeeze their buttocks always together when they walk. 80 00:10:10,420 --> 00:10:14,493 I have to squeeze my buttocks really hard when I walk. 81 00:10:14,660 --> 00:10:17,618 I read a lot of Hallmark cards. 82 00:10:17,780 --> 00:10:19,896 'For my dear wife.' 83 00:10:22,620 --> 00:10:29,412 'You mean a lot to me because because of you I am happy and joyful. ' 84 00:10:29,580 --> 00:10:32,094 Finally I was ready. 85 00:11:09,020 --> 00:11:10,578 What are you doing now? 86 00:11:11,820 --> 00:11:13,970 I buy this newspaper. 87 00:11:14,140 --> 00:11:18,258 That's not necessary, there's no one there anyway. Take it with you. 88 00:11:18,420 --> 00:11:22,299 Just take it with you. Go ahead. 89 00:11:36,260 --> 00:11:41,175 I slowly started to realize that when white people are among each other... 90 00:11:41,340 --> 00:11:44,491 they give each other things for free. 91 00:11:59,180 --> 00:12:02,490 There was only one other black person on the bus. 92 00:12:07,420 --> 00:12:09,888 He got off at 45th Street. 93 00:12:39,380 --> 00:12:42,531 The problem was more serious than I thought. 94 00:12:43,780 --> 00:12:47,853 Just to be clear, Mr De Wit. 95 00:12:48,020 --> 00:12:52,457 You want to borrow $50,000, but you don't have any collateral... 96 00:12:52,620 --> 00:12:57,091 no credit and not even identification. Is that correct? 97 00:12:57,260 --> 00:12:58,693 Indeed. 98 00:12:59,740 --> 00:13:04,211 I'm sorry, Mr De Wit. This is not a charity. 99 00:13:04,380 --> 00:13:11,297 Just take a break now, Harry, then I will help Mr De Wit further. 100 00:13:15,260 --> 00:13:16,818 Thanks, Bob. 101 00:13:19,580 --> 00:13:21,810 That made a difference. 102 00:13:21,980 --> 00:13:27,100 We're not concerned because of those formalities, right? Mr De Wit? 103 00:13:28,220 --> 00:13:30,893 What a stupid nigger. 104 00:13:35,140 --> 00:13:41,375 Take as much as you want. You can refund us whenever you want. 105 00:13:41,540 --> 00:13:44,498 Or not, we don't care. 106 00:13:52,060 --> 00:13:55,894 Do you know any more such banks? around here? 107 00:13:57,220 --> 00:13:59,654 What have I learned from this? 108 00:13:59,820 --> 00:14:05,929 That we still have a long way to go will be truly equal for all people. 109 00:14:06,100 --> 00:14:11,128 But I'll tell you something. I have a lot of friends. 110 00:14:11,300 --> 00:14:13,495 And we have a lot of makeup. 111 00:14:14,460 --> 00:14:19,818 So the next time you have a crazy white guy holding you... 112 00:14:19,980 --> 00:14:23,575 or you have a nice, willing, white chick... 113 00:14:23,740 --> 00:14:25,492 then be careful... 114 00:14:27,060 --> 00:14:29,096 maybe they are black. 115 00:14:36,100 --> 00:14:42,130 Hello. Are you a woman, with school stopped and between 16 and 25? 116 00:14:42,300 --> 00:14:46,691 Have you had enough? that you can't find a job? 117 00:14:46,860 --> 00:14:50,819 Do you lie in bed all day? and you have nothing to do? 118 00:14:50,980 --> 00:14:53,016 You don't have to get out of bed anymore. 119 00:14:53,180 --> 00:14:57,617 I'll transform you in six weeks to a well-paid whore. 120 00:14:57,780 --> 00:15:04,128 You heard right. A good whore can earn as much as $1,500 a week. 121 00:15:04,300 --> 00:15:10,739 $1500 a week while you you don't even have to leave your bedroom. 122 00:15:10,900 --> 00:15:17,009 Don't you believe me? Then read my book I want to become a whore. 123 00:15:17,180 --> 00:15:23,813 If you think you won't have any within 6 weeks can be a good whore who works for me... 124 00:15:23,980 --> 00:15:28,929 then send the book back and you will get it your money back. It's that simple. 125 00:15:29,100 --> 00:15:33,935 You meet all kinds of people, travel, wears nice clothes... 126 00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:38,218 you earn money and you can make love all day long. 127 00:15:38,380 --> 00:15:40,894 What more could a woman want? 128 00:15:42,020 --> 00:15:45,012 Send 19.95 to 'Become a whore'... 129 00:15:45,180 --> 00:15:49,253 PO Box 800, New York, New York, 99999 130 00:15:50,580 --> 00:15:53,413 Become someone. Become a whore. 131 00:16:01,820 --> 00:16:06,894 Everything is ready. We can start as soon as he arrives, Mr. Sinatra. 132 00:16:11,100 --> 00:16:14,934 Come here, kid. How does the record sound so far? 133 00:16:15,100 --> 00:16:17,694 Excellent. - Thank you, that's nice. 134 00:16:17,860 --> 00:16:21,978 I want to do some songs that young people like. 135 00:16:22,140 --> 00:16:27,737 The album is called Frank zlngt songs dle young people like it. 136 00:16:29,660 --> 00:16:33,539 He's here, Mr. Sinatra. - Just let him in. 137 00:16:43,380 --> 00:16:48,454 Stevie Wonder you have a very appropriate name. 138 00:16:48,620 --> 00:16:52,659 You are a true miracle. - Thank you, Frank. 139 00:16:52,820 --> 00:16:56,699 Tell me, do you do your hair yourself? - No. 140 00:16:56,860 --> 00:16:59,499 Then you can't do anything about it. 141 00:16:59,660 --> 00:17:02,891 Just kidding. It fits beautifully. Come to the piano. 142 00:17:03,060 --> 00:17:07,178 He's right in front of you, buddy. Well done. 143 00:17:07,340 --> 00:17:14,052 I think it's a great honor that I can make a record with you. 144 00:17:14,220 --> 00:17:17,690 Thank you, Stevie. I think so too. 145 00:17:17,860 --> 00:17:24,732 I like that song you with that Beatle does, who looks like a chick. 146 00:17:26,260 --> 00:17:29,218 His name is Raul McCartney. - That guy, yeah. 147 00:17:29,380 --> 00:17:33,737 Would you like that number? would you mind going through it for me? 148 00:17:40,020 --> 00:17:44,411 Ebony black and ivory white 149 00:17:44,580 --> 00:17:50,735 live together in perfect harmony 150 00:17:51,940 --> 00:17:54,215 Wait a minute, Stevie. 151 00:17:54,380 --> 00:17:59,454 Somehow I think this song is not just about playing the piano. 152 00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:04,091 It's about racial equality and unity among the people. 153 00:18:04,260 --> 00:18:06,615 I don't understand. 154 00:18:06,780 --> 00:18:10,739 Ebony reminds me to a magazine that hardly anyone buys. 155 00:18:12,380 --> 00:18:16,214 And ivory white reminds me of paint. 156 00:18:16,380 --> 00:18:19,929 Ebony and ivory are the black and white piano keys. 157 00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:25,128 You and I know that, but that's it too artistic for the audience. 158 00:18:25,300 --> 00:18:31,535 I have with the master, Sammy Cahn, talked. The best songwriter. 159 00:18:31,700 --> 00:18:38,572 He thinks we're heading in the direction of chocolate and vanilla. 160 00:18:38,740 --> 00:18:40,173 Or how about: 161 00:18:40,340 --> 00:18:44,253 Life is an Eskimo pie we'll take a bite of it 162 00:18:45,620 --> 00:18:48,214 That's how you offend people. 163 00:18:48,380 --> 00:18:52,373 What do we care about the Eskimos? They don't buy records. 164 00:18:52,540 --> 00:18:58,854 Okay, let's think for a moment. Ebony and ivory, ebony and ivory... 165 00:18:59,020 --> 00:19:04,731 Why are we being so difficult? This is 1982. We'll just say it. 166 00:19:04,900 --> 00:19:08,734 Just start at the beginning. Nice swinging. 167 00:19:12,740 --> 00:19:15,538 You're black, I'm white 168 00:19:15,700 --> 00:19:19,932 life is an Eskimo pie we'll take a bite of it 169 00:19:20,100 --> 00:19:23,251 that was a great thought, Lincoln 170 00:19:23,420 --> 00:19:27,333 that you freed them then 171 00:19:28,540 --> 00:19:34,376 we know that all birds are the same from Maine to Mexico 172 00:19:34,540 --> 00:19:38,533 the good and the bad guys and gals 173 00:19:40,220 --> 00:19:43,018 I am dark and you are light 174 00:19:43,180 --> 00:19:47,059 you are as blind as a mole and I see the light 175 00:19:47,220 --> 00:19:51,293 next to each other you're my buddy, nigga 176 00:19:51,460 --> 00:19:55,419 let's not argue 177 00:19:55,580 --> 00:20:01,735 ebony black and ivory white live together in perfect harmony 178 00:20:01,900 --> 00:20:06,416 it's like salt and pepper Sammy and Dean 179 00:20:06,580 --> 00:20:11,256 Stevie and I really want to 180 00:20:11,420 --> 00:20:12,933 you are white 181 00:20:13,100 --> 00:20:18,379 you are black and who cares 182 00:20:18,540 --> 00:20:23,534 Who cares, baby? Beautiful. 183 00:20:30,860 --> 00:20:34,819 African American History 184 00:20:40,060 --> 00:20:42,016 Is there anything to laugh about? 185 00:20:43,780 --> 00:20:47,614 I am Professor Shabazz K. Martin. 186 00:20:47,780 --> 00:20:51,614 In 1895, at the Tuskegee Institute in Alabama... 187 00:20:51,780 --> 00:20:55,409 discovered George Washington Carver that you enter the cave... 188 00:20:55,580 --> 00:20:59,289 saved the ground through crop rotation. 189 00:20:59,460 --> 00:21:02,020 Yes, I made a mistake. Shut up. 190 00:21:08,220 --> 00:21:10,734 Don't clap, otherwise I'll laugh. 191 00:21:11,780 --> 00:21:15,329 To no longer be dependent made of cotton... 192 00:21:15,500 --> 00:21:19,573 he invented hundreds of applications for the peanut. 193 00:21:19,740 --> 00:21:21,890 Industrial applications. 194 00:21:22,060 --> 00:21:25,575 One day they arrived some friends eat. 195 00:21:25,740 --> 00:21:32,418 One of them says to Dr. Carver: George, what's on your plate? 196 00:21:33,740 --> 00:21:38,211 Carver says: An alternative to cheese. I make this from peanuts. 197 00:21:38,380 --> 00:21:40,848 I can't stand animal fat. 198 00:21:41,020 --> 00:21:46,458 One of the others tastes it and says: This tastes... 199 00:21:46,620 --> 00:21:48,611 Yes, just laugh. 200 00:21:49,900 --> 00:21:54,257 'This is quite nice. Can we see the recipe? ' 201 00:21:54,420 --> 00:22:00,575 Carver says: See? You can have it. Who wants peanuts on their bread? 202 00:22:00,740 --> 00:22:05,450 I want peanuts make a needle for the gramophone. 203 00:22:06,500 --> 00:22:13,497 Carver's friends, Edward Williamson and Frederick 'Jif' Armstrong... 204 00:22:13,660 --> 00:22:20,532 two white men, stole the prescription for peanut butter and became very rich with it. 205 00:22:20,700 --> 00:22:23,692 Dr. Carver a poor, deranged man died. 206 00:22:23,860 --> 00:22:27,330 He still tried spinning records with peanuts. 207 00:22:27,500 --> 00:22:31,209 This was a piece African American History. 208 00:22:40,020 --> 00:22:43,569 This is the Llttle Rlchard Slmmons Show. 209 00:22:57,380 --> 00:23:02,374 How are you doing? - Good. 210 00:23:02,540 --> 00:23:06,499 Good that we feel good. I feel great. 211 00:23:06,660 --> 00:23:11,097 Let's see what we're wearing. You look nice, honey. 212 00:23:11,260 --> 00:23:15,299 Never wear navy gray. Then 2000 sailors climb into you. 213 00:23:15,460 --> 00:23:17,337 We're going to have a nice workout. 214 00:23:17,500 --> 00:23:21,778 Oh dear. Can you show me this, David? 215 00:23:21,940 --> 00:23:25,376 Come on, come on. That's disgusting. 216 00:23:27,180 --> 00:23:31,332 You've really let yourself down go, girls. 217 00:23:31,500 --> 00:23:36,176 High time to do something about your figure to do. Training. Everyone ready? 218 00:23:36,340 --> 00:23:41,972 Everyone must stand. You guys up there too. Come on. 219 00:23:42,140 --> 00:23:46,213 Everyone stand up before I punch someone. 220 00:23:46,380 --> 00:23:51,215 Here we go. Very calm and tranquil. This is how it goes: 221 00:23:51,380 --> 00:23:55,293 One, two, three, four. 222 00:23:55,460 --> 00:23:58,975 Are you ready? 223 00:24:02,060 --> 00:24:04,574 What kind of day is it today? 224 00:24:04,740 --> 00:24:08,449 Do you know what day it is? - Protein day. 225 00:24:08,620 --> 00:24:12,772 Precisely. I ate proteins. And you, girls? 226 00:24:15,180 --> 00:24:19,651 Here we go. One, two, three, four. 227 00:24:19,820 --> 00:24:22,778 Are you ready? I want to hear it. 228 00:24:24,420 --> 00:24:26,854 Finished? Off, fat, off. 229 00:24:27,020 --> 00:24:30,569 I know a girl with a droopy one ass, she's lumpy 230 00:24:36,340 --> 00:24:39,571 when she steps on your foot she'll kick your toe to a pulp 231 00:24:40,660 --> 00:24:45,176 my goodness, Miss Molly you look like a pig, so fat 232 00:24:51,020 --> 00:24:54,774 just go sprinting get that food out of your mouth 233 00:24:55,900 --> 00:25:01,372 from early morning until night you always look like a dirty, greasy lobe 234 00:25:09,980 --> 00:25:13,256 All of them. 235 00:25:19,580 --> 00:25:25,576 Just play that saxophone. How beautiful it is. 236 00:25:25,740 --> 00:25:30,894 You guys up there aren't clapping. Come on. 237 00:25:56,420 --> 00:26:01,175 I know a girl, Trui that girl is fat and lazy 238 00:26:05,780 --> 00:26:11,377 lobes east, lobes west that bitch has long sagging breasts 239 00:26:43,700 --> 00:26:47,215 Good evening, I'm Jesse Jackson. 240 00:26:50,260 --> 00:26:54,970 I am recently quoted in The Washington Rost. 241 00:26:55,140 --> 00:26:59,019 I have a certain group of people called Yidden. 242 00:27:00,260 --> 00:27:04,253 I have called New York Yidden City. 243 00:27:04,420 --> 00:27:07,617 Those are not kosher statements. 244 00:27:07,780 --> 00:27:11,614 Maybe I can make it clear with a song. 245 00:27:15,140 --> 00:27:20,658 So I'm Jesse Jackson and I want to be president of America. 246 00:27:20,820 --> 00:27:22,412 I am Libra. 247 00:27:23,420 --> 00:27:28,130 This is a message for the chosen people. 248 00:27:28,300 --> 00:27:31,098 Don't let me down 249 00:27:32,260 --> 00:27:36,173 don't let me down 250 00:27:36,340 --> 00:27:41,414 don't let me down, Yiddish City 251 00:27:45,620 --> 00:27:51,411 I was the only one for you until I read the newspaper 252 00:27:53,460 --> 00:27:58,614 Now I'm lonely and alone since I insulted the Jews 253 00:28:01,140 --> 00:28:06,612 we have a lot in common, because we are both oppressed 254 00:28:07,940 --> 00:28:13,412 we both have big noses and gold chains around our necks 255 00:28:13,580 --> 00:28:15,377 let's hear it 256 00:28:15,540 --> 00:28:19,294 don't let me down, I beg you 257 00:28:19,460 --> 00:28:23,169 don't let me down, I beg you on my knees 258 00:28:23,340 --> 00:28:28,209 don't let me down, Yiddish City 259 00:28:33,420 --> 00:28:39,097 I want to form a new coalition of soul people and bagel people 260 00:28:39,260 --> 00:28:42,969 of the Chitlin neighborhood to the diamond district 261 00:28:43,140 --> 00:28:45,574 from catfish to stuffed carp 262 00:28:45,740 --> 00:28:48,095 we must unite 263 00:28:48,260 --> 00:28:52,890 I want the leather hats and yarmulkes see side by side 264 00:28:53,060 --> 00:28:58,054 come on, brothers and sisters, Yidden and Yiddets 265 00:28:58,220 --> 00:29:02,418 we're going for it, we will succeed 266 00:29:04,220 --> 00:29:07,690 I want it about love have done 267 00:29:07,860 --> 00:29:11,648 I want a soul and kosher coalition shapes 268 00:29:11,820 --> 00:29:14,573 I like your black clothes 269 00:29:14,740 --> 00:29:17,413 and those curls in your hair 270 00:29:18,740 --> 00:29:22,335 we all need each other 271 00:29:22,500 --> 00:29:26,175 so I stay here in Yidden City 272 00:29:26,340 --> 00:29:31,209 with my Yidden brothers and sisters, sometimes I feel like a Yid too 273 00:29:32,260 --> 00:29:34,820 barukh atah adonai 274 00:29:47,740 --> 00:29:52,211 We interrupt this broadcast for a news report. 275 00:29:53,860 --> 00:29:56,772 Good evening, I'm Ted Koppel. 276 00:29:56,940 --> 00:30:03,175 The message has just arrived that Buckwheat was shot. 277 00:30:04,220 --> 00:30:11,331 It happened then the famous artist Rockefeller left Rlaza in New York. 278 00:30:11,500 --> 00:30:14,970 He was a guest at Saturday Nlght Llve... 279 00:30:15,140 --> 00:30:19,656 and was shot by one or more perpetrators. 280 00:30:19,820 --> 00:30:21,970 That is still unclear. 281 00:30:22,140 --> 00:30:26,611 There is footage of the shooting. Let's take a look. 282 00:30:37,500 --> 00:30:41,049 I love your music. - Thank you. 283 00:30:41,220 --> 00:30:45,372 No signatures. Open the door. 284 00:30:45,540 --> 00:30:48,816 I love you guys. 285 00:31:00,260 --> 00:31:04,219 Turn off that camera. Go away. Call a doctor. 286 00:31:11,180 --> 00:31:16,413 That just happened. Buckwheat was shot. 287 00:31:16,580 --> 00:31:21,654 He's in the hospital, but... nothing is yet known about his condition. 288 00:31:21,820 --> 00:31:26,211 As soon as there is more news, we will get back to you. 289 00:31:31,460 --> 00:31:35,214 The attack on Buckwheat: America shocked 290 00:31:36,380 --> 00:31:42,216 Offered by Texxon. Life goes on and Texxon is there. 291 00:31:43,860 --> 00:31:49,059 When you just turn on, Buckwheat was shot. 292 00:31:49,220 --> 00:31:50,812 Let's take a look. 293 00:31:53,900 --> 00:31:58,576 There he is. He's just leaving Rockefeller Rlaza. 294 00:31:58,740 --> 00:32:01,254 The shots will follow shortly. 295 00:32:02,300 --> 00:32:04,097 They are. 296 00:32:07,300 --> 00:32:13,216 He has arrived at St. Vincent's Hopital. We switch live. 297 00:32:15,060 --> 00:32:21,010 As you can see, there are some of Buckwheat's friends are already there too. 298 00:32:22,980 --> 00:32:27,929 I can't believe he is shot. It's terrible. 299 00:32:29,060 --> 00:32:34,976 Alfalfa, have you seen the shooting yet? - No, not yet. 300 00:32:35,140 --> 00:32:37,415 Then we'll take a look. 301 00:32:45,260 --> 00:32:49,014 What goes through your mind when you see that? 302 00:32:50,060 --> 00:32:55,771 I am hurt and confused and I don't know what to say. 303 00:32:55,940 --> 00:32:57,896 No comment. 304 00:32:58,060 --> 00:33:02,815 Alfalfa is shocked by this tragic event. 305 00:33:02,980 --> 00:33:06,017 We're going inside now. 306 00:33:06,180 --> 00:33:09,616 Buckwheat is now undergoing surgery. 307 00:33:11,020 --> 00:33:17,971 Doctor, Ted Koppel here. Do you have the Have you seen images of the shooting yet? 308 00:33:18,140 --> 00:33:22,213 No, not yet. - Then let's take a look. 309 00:33:24,060 --> 00:33:29,817 There he is. He's about to to get into his limousine. 310 00:33:30,940 --> 00:33:35,616 The images speak for themselves. Buckwheat is shot. 311 00:33:36,900 --> 00:33:39,539 Buckwheat was shot. 312 00:33:39,700 --> 00:33:44,216 He's having surgery and that's it a matter of waiting. 313 00:33:49,100 --> 00:33:53,013 The emergency operation: America waits anxiously 314 00:33:54,740 --> 00:34:01,009 Offered by Texxon. Life goes on and Texxon is there. 315 00:34:02,340 --> 00:34:08,097 There has just been some sad news entered. Buckwheat is dead. 316 00:34:11,860 --> 00:34:15,011 Buckwheat dead: America mourns 317 00:34:16,340 --> 00:34:22,210 Offered by Texxon. Life goes on and Texxon is there. 318 00:34:22,380 --> 00:34:26,009 Because Buckwheat would have wanted it that way. 319 00:34:28,700 --> 00:34:31,498 If you just turn on, Buckwheat is dead. 320 00:34:31,660 --> 00:34:35,335 How did he die? Let's take a look. 321 00:34:37,540 --> 00:34:40,373 It's about to happen. 322 00:34:40,540 --> 00:34:45,375 It seems like it that he was hit from the left side. 323 00:34:45,540 --> 00:34:47,974 There's the bodyguard. 324 00:34:48,140 --> 00:34:53,294 He goes after the perpetrator or perpetrators. That is still unclear. 325 00:34:53,460 --> 00:34:55,815 Who killed him and why? 326 00:34:55,980 --> 00:35:01,373 We will get back to you as soon as possible until those questions are answered. 327 00:35:01,540 --> 00:35:05,613 You will now see a tribute to a legendary artist. 328 00:35:34,380 --> 00:35:36,496 Buckwheat dead. 329 00:35:36,660 --> 00:35:42,417 I'm Ted Koppel and we're moving on now with the regular programming. 330 00:35:45,420 --> 00:35:50,653 Robbins, Sheldon, Krantz, Mazel. All popular novelists. 331 00:35:50,820 --> 00:35:54,130 They come from the educational institutions... 332 00:35:54,300 --> 00:35:58,213 who were the backbone of American literature. 333 00:35:58,380 --> 00:36:01,258 Where will the new Hemingways come from? from? 334 00:36:01,420 --> 00:36:03,172 Out of jail. 335 00:36:09,660 --> 00:36:12,618 Captivated writers 336 00:36:12,780 --> 00:36:18,252 Most writers are coming now from the stuffed intestines... 337 00:36:18,420 --> 00:36:22,049 of American prisons. 338 00:36:22,220 --> 00:36:27,453 These guys lived, suffered, mutilated, murdered... 339 00:36:27,620 --> 00:36:30,737 and written magnificent books. 340 00:36:30,900 --> 00:36:33,972 A prisoner will definitely make it a bestseller. 341 00:36:34,140 --> 00:36:38,691 I say to beginners: Foster a crime, then we'll talk further. 342 00:36:53,540 --> 00:36:56,259 The Rockland Jails. The director. 343 00:36:56,420 --> 00:37:02,017 You can talk about Leavenworth, about Attica, even about Folsom... 344 00:37:02,180 --> 00:37:06,935 but not a single prison has such a literary tradition... 345 00:37:07,100 --> 00:37:09,250 like us here in Rockland. 346 00:37:09,420 --> 00:37:14,892 Bobby got 20 years for doing his fiancé had been cut to pieces. 347 00:37:15,980 --> 00:37:18,210 I like to write haikus. 348 00:37:18,380 --> 00:37:22,453 The form limitations gave me a visual freedom... 349 00:37:22,620 --> 00:37:25,737 Hey, plagiarist. - Away with him, you dirty thief. 350 00:37:25,900 --> 00:37:31,099 We are there when a prisoner becomes caught for plagiarism. 351 00:37:34,300 --> 00:37:37,019 They keep in touch with the outside world. 352 00:37:37,180 --> 00:37:39,774 Less than 18 percent, I won't accept that. 353 00:37:39,940 --> 00:37:45,617 People who watch Merv Griffin don't buy books. Every agent... 354 00:37:48,860 --> 00:37:54,617 Rockland sponsors a poetry festival. This year the winner is Tyrone Green. 355 00:37:54,780 --> 00:37:59,490 Images by Tyrone Green. 356 00:37:59,660 --> 00:38:06,008 Dark and lonely, summer is hot kill my landlord, kill my landlord 357 00:38:06,180 --> 00:38:09,695 the watchdog barks but where is his bite? 358 00:38:13,700 --> 00:38:20,014 Sneak through the window, break his neck I'll plunder his house, his entire place 359 00:38:20,180 --> 00:38:23,297 there is no reason I'm not crazy 360 00:38:27,820 --> 00:38:32,655 d-o-o-t 361 00:38:32,820 --> 00:38:35,288 my landlord 362 00:38:37,980 --> 00:38:39,538 death 363 00:38:41,100 --> 00:38:46,732 Dostoyevsky said: The prison reflects the degree of civilization. 364 00:38:46,900 --> 00:38:52,497 Someone else said: Like Shakespeare If he were alive now, he would be in jail. 365 00:39:15,540 --> 00:39:22,218 Thursday at 9 am: The story by Buckwheat with Byron Allen. 366 00:39:29,380 --> 00:39:34,818 Good evening, welcome to Career Corner. I'm Burt Whedemyer. 367 00:39:34,980 --> 00:39:41,010 My guest today knows everyone. Ladies and gentlemen, Mr Tooth Fairy. 368 00:39:46,180 --> 00:39:49,411 I've known you all my life, Mr. Fee. 369 00:39:49,580 --> 00:39:52,617 How long have you been doing this job? 370 00:39:52,780 --> 00:39:55,453 I've always done this. 371 00:39:55,620 --> 00:39:58,771 You now want to do something else. Why? 372 00:39:58,940 --> 00:40:03,570 If I take a tooth with me, I have to leave a dime. 373 00:40:03,740 --> 00:40:07,574 I will take that tooth to God and he gives me twelve cents. 374 00:40:07,740 --> 00:40:13,497 If you take that dime off, I only have two cents left. 375 00:40:13,660 --> 00:40:19,178 That's not exactly a big deal. - No, indeed. 376 00:40:19,340 --> 00:40:25,609 Sometimes I get cheated. Then there lies a mint candy under the pillow. 377 00:40:25,780 --> 00:40:28,977 You can't see the difference in the dark. 378 00:40:29,140 --> 00:40:33,179 Do you know what it's like when your God a bag of mint sweets? 379 00:40:33,340 --> 00:40:37,015 I'm almost fired. He thought it was an insult. 380 00:40:38,660 --> 00:40:43,017 I never thought that your work was dangerous. 381 00:40:43,180 --> 00:40:46,490 Most people panic... 382 00:40:46,660 --> 00:40:51,415 when they are in the nursery seeing a black man in a tutu... 383 00:40:51,580 --> 00:40:54,094 with a big bag of dimes. 384 00:40:54,260 --> 00:40:59,050 I was shot six times, Bitten by a dog 37 times... 385 00:40:59,220 --> 00:41:02,849 and kicked more times than I would like. 386 00:41:03,020 --> 00:41:08,413 Come on, Mr Fee. You need your work give you some satisfaction? 387 00:41:09,460 --> 00:41:13,135 Everyone loves the Tooth Fairy. - Not true. 388 00:41:13,300 --> 00:41:16,053 I never get letters or thank you's. 389 00:41:16,220 --> 00:41:20,532 But I'm a fairy, dammit. I have feelings too. 390 00:41:20,700 --> 00:41:24,215 Do you want your own day? - What do you mean? 391 00:41:24,380 --> 00:41:29,773 A day that's all about you. Your own holiday, so to speak. 392 00:41:29,940 --> 00:41:34,775 Do you mean something like 'teeth day'? Wow, teeth day. 393 00:41:34,940 --> 00:41:39,570 Then everyone packs their teeth and puts them under the tree. 394 00:41:39,740 --> 00:41:43,130 By the chimney then there is milk and cookies. 395 00:41:43,300 --> 00:41:45,450 That sounds a lot like Christmas. 396 00:41:45,620 --> 00:41:48,578 Then there are two Christmases. - That's not possible. 397 00:41:48,740 --> 00:41:52,176 What do you mean? One for me, one for him. - No, sorry. 398 00:41:52,340 --> 00:41:57,175 I can do better than Santa. It's because he's white, right? 399 00:41:57,340 --> 00:41:58,978 Not at all. 400 00:41:59,140 --> 00:42:02,496 I want reindeer too. What do they cost? 401 00:42:02,660 --> 00:42:06,573 Santa Claus is old and fat. He's probably having a heart attack. 402 00:42:06,740 --> 00:42:10,016 That's mean. Shut up. 403 00:42:18,180 --> 00:42:23,538 Don't you dare tell me where can I park? 404 00:42:23,700 --> 00:42:27,215 I'll tell you. 405 00:42:27,380 --> 00:42:33,137 You are allowed from 8:00 PM to 6:00 AM parking in the park. 406 00:42:33,300 --> 00:42:36,212 Don't lecture me. 407 00:42:36,380 --> 00:42:40,737 How dare he tell me where can I park? 408 00:42:40,900 --> 00:42:44,415 I'm Gumby. You don't talk to me like that. 409 00:42:45,620 --> 00:42:50,614 What is he thinking? - Great, the man with the golf club head. 410 00:42:52,780 --> 00:42:58,889 Nice to see you, Gumby. - Nice to see my old friends again. 411 00:42:59,060 --> 00:43:05,977 Do you know where I was? In Nashville to film commercials for a fishmonger. 412 00:43:06,140 --> 00:43:10,497 I am a star, a legend. No fishmonger. 413 00:43:10,660 --> 00:43:13,299 He has hit rock bottom. 414 00:43:13,460 --> 00:43:17,612 Hey, Lou Goldman, choke on your own slime. 415 00:43:19,500 --> 00:43:23,129 I've coughed up more interesting things than you. 416 00:43:23,300 --> 00:43:29,819 Another snot joke? - Gentlemen, don't bicker. Don't argue. 417 00:43:29,980 --> 00:43:34,974 Let's not offend each other and make jokes. 418 00:43:35,140 --> 00:43:38,337 Shut up. You're a senile idiot. 419 00:43:38,500 --> 00:43:41,378 But nice to see you. Who is that anyway? 420 00:43:41,540 --> 00:43:48,218 Don't you remember me? 1939, before the Gherkin Parade started? 421 00:43:48,380 --> 00:43:52,976 What the heck the Gherkin Parade? Who is that guy? 422 00:43:53,140 --> 00:43:56,018 I'm Mort Schmegman, Gumbly. 423 00:43:57,340 --> 00:44:01,458 Morty Schmegman. - So what? I want to eat something. 424 00:44:01,620 --> 00:44:06,648 I haven't had one for a long time Had Morey Amsterdam Sandwich. 425 00:44:06,820 --> 00:44:12,531 Didn't they have that in Nashville? - If you order it there... 426 00:44:12,700 --> 00:44:18,252 here comes a big guy with a baseball bat from the kitchen. 427 00:44:18,420 --> 00:44:23,619 Hey, waiter. Hurry up. I don't have all day. Waiter. 428 00:44:23,780 --> 00:44:26,089 Look at that, Gumby. - Everthing okay? 429 00:44:26,260 --> 00:44:29,491 Nice to see you. That would be 17 dollars 27. 430 00:44:29,660 --> 00:44:34,814 What are you talking about now? I don't even have it yet ordered. 17.27 for what? 431 00:44:34,980 --> 00:44:39,258 For the last time you were here and have not paid. 432 00:44:39,420 --> 00:44:44,289 November 6, 1958, at half past six. It was a Tuesday. 433 00:44:44,460 --> 00:44:48,009 Wait a minute, wise guy. I wasn't. 434 00:44:48,180 --> 00:44:53,015 No, that was a different one green Jew. Sorry. 435 00:44:54,100 --> 00:44:57,649 I want a Morey Amsterdam. Hurry up. 436 00:44:57,820 --> 00:45:01,369 Of course, once I get that 17.27. 437 00:45:01,540 --> 00:45:06,409 I'm a little short on cash. Pay me, Schmegman. 438 00:45:06,580 --> 00:45:10,016 Don't. - Yes, for old times sake. 439 00:45:10,180 --> 00:45:14,139 You are nostalgic when it concerns other people's money. 440 00:45:14,300 --> 00:45:16,416 This is for my friend Gumby. 441 00:45:16,580 --> 00:45:21,529 The man who put me in the play The Gherkin Parade saw. 442 00:45:21,700 --> 00:45:25,534 Here, leave the rest alone. 443 00:45:25,700 --> 00:45:30,535 Well smart guy, go get a Morey Get me the Amsterdam Sandwich. 444 00:45:30,700 --> 00:45:36,332 A what? - Are you deaf? A Morey Amsterdam. 445 00:45:36,500 --> 00:45:41,858 What is a Morey Amsterdam? - What do you mean, 'what is a Morey Amsterdam'? 446 00:45:42,020 --> 00:45:44,978 This is Lishman's Deli, right? 447 00:45:45,140 --> 00:45:50,817 No, spatula head. This is a gummet jes cemetery. 448 00:45:51,980 --> 00:45:55,893 I've been working here for 27 years and no one has ever ordered anything... 449 00:45:56,060 --> 00:46:01,817 which is named after a cellist from the Dlck van Dyke Show. 450 00:46:01,980 --> 00:46:07,816 A Morey Amsterdam contains banana and onion and something else. Make some sauce. 451 00:46:09,580 --> 00:46:12,174 No, that's a Corbett Monica. 452 00:46:12,340 --> 00:46:16,538 On a Morey Amsterdam contains melted herring. 453 00:46:16,700 --> 00:46:23,219 You took a nice herring and melted it with Swiss... 454 00:46:25,500 --> 00:46:28,651 My mouth is watering. - Get out of me. 455 00:46:28,820 --> 00:46:32,210 Then you put everything on a brown bun. 456 00:46:32,380 --> 00:46:36,817 No Lou, you're wrong again. - I'm dying. 457 00:46:36,980 --> 00:46:41,178 Not, and with that Morey Amsterdam you are also wrong. 458 00:46:41,340 --> 00:46:46,016 For a Morey Amsterdam... Give me a C. 459 00:46:47,820 --> 00:46:50,732 Have lots of cream cheese and spread it on bread 460 00:46:50,900 --> 00:46:56,691 then some horseradish, but not too much because then you burn your tongue 461 00:46:56,860 --> 00:47:01,650 that's not so nice da da da, that, that, that, I know a lot 462 00:47:01,820 --> 00:47:05,096 Shut up. Stop with those songs. 463 00:47:05,260 --> 00:47:10,653 Take me an Adolf Musselman Sandwich. 464 00:47:10,820 --> 00:47:13,050 That's tasty. 465 00:47:13,220 --> 00:47:17,498 Adolf Mosselman was not a sandwich, but one god. 466 00:47:17,660 --> 00:47:21,972 And Sophie Tucker was his high priestess. 467 00:47:22,140 --> 00:47:24,893 My heart. 468 00:47:25,060 --> 00:47:27,415 Give him a C. 469 00:47:29,540 --> 00:47:33,215 I saw you in a store Morey Amsterdam was there too 470 00:47:48,500 --> 00:47:51,856 I'm Buzzy Freed. Welcome. 471 00:47:52,020 --> 00:47:56,457 Flooded twenty years ago the Beatles America. 472 00:47:56,620 --> 00:48:01,216 Clarence Walker says he wrote most of the music for her... 473 00:48:01,380 --> 00:48:06,659 and was the fifth Beatle and lead singer before he was thrown out in 1963. 474 00:48:06,820 --> 00:48:11,052 Welcome, Clarence. So you invented the Beatles. 475 00:48:11,220 --> 00:48:15,930 The whole group screwed me and there is still something waiting for them. 476 00:48:16,100 --> 00:48:21,254 I've been looking for them since 1963. That's why they are monitored 24 hours a day. 477 00:48:21,420 --> 00:48:26,210 'Cause when Clarence Walker finds them, he will take them seriously. 478 00:48:26,380 --> 00:48:29,497 Can you prove it? that you were the fifth Beatle? 479 00:48:29,660 --> 00:48:34,529 Indeed. And don't be so sarcastic, because I'm serious. 480 00:48:34,700 --> 00:48:39,012 Sorry, but it seems so bizarre. - Then say it seems bizarre. 481 00:48:39,180 --> 00:48:44,573 Don't patronize me like that because you get away from it. I can prove it. 482 00:48:44,740 --> 00:48:48,528 How? - This is a photo of us from 1962... 483 00:48:48,700 --> 00:48:50,895 before I got thrown out. 484 00:48:52,540 --> 00:48:57,568 That's John, that's Ringo. That's me there in the middle, Clarence... 485 00:48:57,740 --> 00:49:00,652 that's George and Raul. - And that sax? 486 00:49:00,820 --> 00:49:03,618 I've never heard that one on old records. 487 00:49:03,780 --> 00:49:07,534 It was all sax, but they took that away. 488 00:49:07,700 --> 00:49:11,409 They have my voice and the sax taken out. Away. 489 00:49:11,580 --> 00:49:13,969 I was also the lead singer. 490 00:49:14,140 --> 00:49:19,453 They'll get such a kick in the ass from me that their breath smells like shoe polish. 491 00:49:19,620 --> 00:49:22,976 Do you have an example? of what they changed? 492 00:49:23,140 --> 00:49:28,339 Of course. She Loves You was first called She Loves You, Man. 493 00:49:28,500 --> 00:49:31,492 And Help was first called Help Me, Man. 494 00:49:31,660 --> 00:49:37,212 After She's Got A Tlcket To Rlde came And The Bltch Don't Care, Man. 495 00:49:37,380 --> 00:49:39,689 And what about their clothes and hairstyle? 496 00:49:39,860 --> 00:49:42,932 It's all mine. I was the dominant one. 497 00:49:43,100 --> 00:49:47,013 That's how we were described. John was smart, Raul was fun... 498 00:49:47,180 --> 00:49:51,492 George quiet and Ringo shy. And Clarence was the most dominant. 499 00:49:51,660 --> 00:49:53,491 They imitated everything I did. 500 00:49:53,660 --> 00:49:58,893 I still have a photo from '61 when we were still called The Clarences. 501 00:49:59,060 --> 00:50:05,579 There I am. And that's George, John, there's Ringo and that's Raul. 502 00:50:05,740 --> 00:50:09,938 I learned them how to do their afro hairstyle. 503 00:50:10,100 --> 00:50:13,251 Raul still uses Afro-Sheen. 504 00:50:13,420 --> 00:50:16,856 Stunning. Do you have a recording of a jam session? 505 00:50:17,020 --> 00:50:21,810 Indeed. I have a medley of the oldest music. 506 00:50:21,980 --> 00:50:24,574 These are the original Beatles. 507 00:50:59,620 --> 00:51:05,650 That's not proof. You mixed it. - No, this is the original music. 508 00:51:05,820 --> 00:51:11,816 If I turn the tape backwards, you hear them talking about it. 509 00:51:11,980 --> 00:51:15,017 You hear John Lennon. Just listen. 510 00:51:17,140 --> 00:51:21,850 Raul, let's get rid of Clarence and steal all his good ideas. 511 00:51:24,340 --> 00:51:28,652 You convinced me. I hope you can get justice. 512 00:51:28,820 --> 00:51:33,848 Thank you. I am modest. I want just be able to pay my rent. 513 00:51:34,020 --> 00:51:38,775 I only need $7,200. That's all. I'm not greedy. 514 00:51:38,940 --> 00:51:42,216 7000 only. But I take them seriously. 515 00:51:42,380 --> 00:51:45,850 Good luck and good night. - I'll get them. 516 00:51:58,380 --> 00:52:01,417 Buckwheat dead: America mourns 517 00:52:03,060 --> 00:52:08,214 Offered by Mutual Life, because you too could die tomorrow. 518 00:52:10,140 --> 00:52:15,772 Good evening, I'm Ted Koppel. I'm sure you already know that Buckwheat is dead. 519 00:52:15,940 --> 00:52:21,810 But if you don't have the images yet we've seen it, let's take a look now. 520 00:52:36,220 --> 00:52:40,213 Buckwheat is buried. The whole world mourned him. 521 00:52:43,260 --> 00:52:46,411 World leaders brought him a final greeting. 522 00:52:57,380 --> 00:53:02,818 We switch to grieving people during a moment of silence. 523 00:53:04,660 --> 00:53:08,812 This moment of silence becomes you offered by Mutual Life. 524 00:53:08,980 --> 00:53:12,416 Because you too could die tomorrow. 525 00:53:13,580 --> 00:53:17,414 It is now known who shot Buckwheat. 526 00:53:17,660 --> 00:53:24,850 It is 27 year old John David Stutts, a real loner. 527 00:53:25,020 --> 00:53:30,378 He is now being arraigned. We switch live. 528 00:53:30,540 --> 00:53:34,772 Nice to have you here. I killed Buckwheat. 529 00:53:34,940 --> 00:53:37,090 I have a question for the viewers. 530 00:53:37,260 --> 00:53:42,209 Do you dream in color or black and white? I dream in black and white. 531 00:53:42,380 --> 00:53:46,055 Tonight I have dreamed about lime pudding. 532 00:53:46,220 --> 00:53:51,772 It was gray, but when I tasted it, I knew it was lime. 533 00:53:51,940 --> 00:53:54,408 Did you kill Buckwheat? - Yes. 534 00:53:54,580 --> 00:53:57,697 Do you realize what you have done? - I don't care. 535 00:53:57,860 --> 00:54:02,376 Why did you do it? - My dog ​​said he was the devil. 536 00:54:02,540 --> 00:54:06,533 What's your dog's name? - Retey. It's a Dalmatian. 537 00:54:06,700 --> 00:54:11,171 I named him after the dog in Our Gang Folles. 538 00:54:11,340 --> 00:54:13,092 His name is Retey. 539 00:54:14,260 --> 00:54:18,412 Stutts will hear soon the official indictment. 540 00:54:18,580 --> 00:54:25,053 Why did Stutts do it? That's what we ask psychiatrist Dr. Fletcher. 541 00:54:25,220 --> 00:54:30,169 Welcome, doctor. Why does someone like John David Stutts something like that? 542 00:54:30,340 --> 00:54:31,932 For the attention. 543 00:54:32,100 --> 00:54:39,495 He thinks like he's a celebrity kills him, he himself becomes famous. 544 00:54:39,660 --> 00:54:43,972 And unfortunately want a lot of irresponsible media... 545 00:54:44,140 --> 00:54:48,418 these murderers are only too happy make famous. 546 00:54:48,580 --> 00:54:49,933 Thank you, doctor. 547 00:54:50,100 --> 00:54:54,252 Now more about the killer of Buckwheat, John Stutts. 548 00:54:56,940 --> 00:55:00,410 John David Stutts: The man behind the gun 549 00:55:00,580 --> 00:55:06,098 Offered by Mutual Life, because you too could die tomorrow. 550 00:55:10,540 --> 00:55:16,456 John David Stutts spent his childhood in this modest home in Lima, Ohio. 551 00:55:16,620 --> 00:55:21,171 Everyone saw him as a loner, a quiet boy. 552 00:55:21,340 --> 00:55:25,572 Stutts went to Sunday school at Mercy Seat Church. 553 00:55:25,740 --> 00:55:29,858 He was a loner, a quiet boy. 554 00:55:30,020 --> 00:55:33,012 He went to church and Sunday school. 555 00:55:33,180 --> 00:55:35,410 He was always very polite. 556 00:55:35,580 --> 00:55:41,450 Do you believe he is the murderer? - Of course. He didn't talk about anything else. 557 00:55:43,620 --> 00:55:47,852 John David Stutts attended Unionville school. 558 00:55:48,020 --> 00:55:51,569 His classmates called him 'the loner'. 559 00:55:51,740 --> 00:55:57,417 Stutts was a member of the Key Club, the audiovisual club... 560 00:55:58,740 --> 00:56:02,016 and chairman of 'the future murderers'. 561 00:56:03,100 --> 00:56:08,254 He became 'the most plausible person to kill Buckwheat'. 562 00:56:08,420 --> 00:56:13,699 I do remember Stutts. One loner, but a hard worker. 563 00:56:13,860 --> 00:56:19,059 He operated the pump, checked the oil level and cleaned the windows. 564 00:56:19,220 --> 00:56:24,214 Did he kill Buckwheat? - Yes. He didn't talk about anything else. 565 00:56:24,380 --> 00:56:28,771 I asked him one day why he worked so hard. 566 00:56:28,940 --> 00:56:33,297 He said: I'm saving up for a gun to kill Buckwheat. 567 00:56:34,340 --> 00:56:38,697 John was a loner, but very polite. 568 00:56:38,860 --> 00:56:43,172 It always stood still during playback. Nice boy. 569 00:56:43,340 --> 00:56:48,619 Did he kill Buckwheat? - Yes. He didn't talk about anything else. 570 00:56:48,780 --> 00:56:52,898 He came a long time ago have a new suit made. 571 00:56:53,060 --> 00:56:55,290 Just in case he came on TV after the murder. 572 00:56:58,380 --> 00:57:01,895 John David Stutts: The man behind the gun 573 00:57:02,060 --> 00:57:07,657 Offered by Mutual Life, because you too could die tomorrow. 574 00:57:07,820 --> 00:57:12,530 John David Stutts is now being taken back to his cell. 575 00:57:12,700 --> 00:57:15,498 We're going to switch live. 576 00:57:17,300 --> 00:57:23,489 Everyone is back. Nice that you there are. Nice to see you again. 577 00:57:28,100 --> 00:57:31,297 Ouch, I got shot. 578 00:57:32,620 --> 00:57:36,135 John David Stutts Buckwheat's murderer... 579 00:57:36,300 --> 00:57:40,498 has just been shot before your eyes. 580 00:57:44,700 --> 00:57:46,930 The murder of John David Stutts 581 00:57:47,100 --> 00:57:54,290 Offered by Mutual Life, because you too could die tomorrow 582 00:57:55,620 --> 00:58:01,934 In case you missed it, John Stutts was shot live in this program. 583 00:58:02,100 --> 00:58:04,898 Let's take another look. 584 00:58:06,100 --> 00:58:08,409 Nice to see you again. 585 00:58:08,580 --> 00:58:12,289 There's John and soon the shots follow. 586 00:58:13,740 --> 00:58:16,698 Ouch, I got shot. 587 00:58:17,740 --> 00:58:22,495 I just heard that John David Stutts is dead. 588 00:58:23,900 --> 00:58:26,368 The death of John David Stutts 589 00:58:26,540 --> 00:58:33,173 Offered by Mutual Life, because you too could die tomorrow. 590 00:58:33,340 --> 00:58:36,298 Just like John David Stutts. 591 00:58:37,580 --> 00:58:43,098 John David Stutts is dead. How come? Let's take a look. 592 00:58:46,700 --> 00:58:48,292 There are the shots. 593 00:58:51,460 --> 00:58:56,818 Two celebrities are dead. Buckwheat and John David Stutts. 594 00:58:56,980 --> 00:59:01,496 We will get back to you as long as more senseless murders follow. 595 00:59:01,660 --> 00:59:04,891 I'm Ted Koppel. Good evening. 596 00:59:11,660 --> 00:59:16,256 Who said that? That's my money, man. 597 00:59:16,420 --> 00:59:19,856 Tony has my money. 598 00:59:20,020 --> 00:59:23,456 Hey man, are you okay? How are things going? 599 00:59:23,620 --> 00:59:28,853 I'll beat him up with an ioden pipe. On top of his head. 600 00:59:29,020 --> 00:59:32,296 What's going on, man? 601 00:59:32,460 --> 00:59:37,693 I'll get ten more dollars from Tony. - You'll give me twenty more. 602 00:59:37,860 --> 00:59:43,059 Don't change the subject. That's my money. I'll beat him up. 603 00:59:43,220 --> 00:59:49,216 You're crazy, man. - You're crazy yourself, you retarded gladiolus. 604 00:59:49,380 --> 00:59:55,296 You must see. Here it says Rodriguez says he's going to make the MX rocket. 605 00:59:55,460 --> 00:59:59,169 Do you know what MX stands for? 'Human exit.' 606 01:00:00,260 --> 01:00:03,570 Do you understand? Then there will be no more people. 607 01:00:03,740 --> 01:00:07,289 'Human exit.' I'm brilliant. 608 01:00:09,420 --> 01:00:14,255 Ted Kennedy walks in the elections. I like the Kennedys. 609 01:00:14,420 --> 01:00:17,139 As long as he doesn't drive. 610 01:00:17,300 --> 01:00:20,815 What? - He can walk, but not drive. 611 01:00:20,980 --> 01:00:24,609 He can't drive. He drives right into the water. 612 01:00:24,780 --> 01:00:28,693 Retarded gladiolus. - You're crazy yourself. 613 01:00:28,860 --> 01:00:34,969 My heating is turned off, so we... do need a new president. 614 01:00:35,140 --> 01:00:39,133 Do you no longer have heating? - No, my ass is freezing off. 615 01:00:39,300 --> 01:00:43,179 And that girl who chased you? -Jeanie? 616 01:00:43,340 --> 01:00:45,979 She probably wants to keep you warm. 617 01:00:46,140 --> 01:00:52,090 Then I immediately get herpes, so I'd rather be cold. 618 01:00:53,300 --> 01:00:57,498 Do you understand? - Yes, there is no hope for you anymore. 619 01:00:57,660 --> 01:01:00,777 There's nothing wrong with Solomon's case. 620 01:01:00,940 --> 01:01:04,649 You have a fertile substance in your pants. 621 01:01:04,820 --> 01:01:10,497 In my pants? Well, up fertile soil can grow a lot. 622 01:01:11,660 --> 01:01:15,539 Do you understand? There's something growing in my pants. - You're crazy. 623 01:01:15,700 --> 01:01:18,692 Have a dance. Gee Wlllle Strlng. 624 01:01:18,860 --> 01:01:20,612 Are you going to play Gee Wlllle? 625 01:01:20,780 --> 01:01:25,296 You know I'm on these feet don't go dancing. 626 01:01:30,020 --> 01:01:34,571 I don't feel like dancing. My feet hurt. 627 01:01:34,740 --> 01:01:37,334 I work too hard. You make me tired. 628 01:01:37,500 --> 01:01:42,494 Do you really work that hard in the factory? - Not anymore. I've been sent away. 629 01:01:42,660 --> 01:01:45,618 What happened? - I've been sent away. 630 01:01:45,780 --> 01:01:48,613 For how long? - For good. 631 01:01:49,780 --> 01:01:52,692 Are you okay? - Yeah, I'll be fine. 632 01:01:53,860 --> 01:01:55,976 I'm going on welfare. 633 01:01:56,140 --> 01:02:01,897 When they ask how things are going, I say: Social assistance is with me. 634 01:02:02,940 --> 01:02:08,617 Do you understand? 'The social assistance system supports me.' - You're crazy, man. 635 01:02:10,500 --> 01:02:13,333 Solomon, here, take it. 636 01:02:13,500 --> 01:02:17,175 I don't need your money. I'm a man. 637 01:02:17,340 --> 01:02:19,251 There's Tony walking. 638 01:02:19,420 --> 01:02:23,857 I'll hit you with an ioden pipe if you come here again. 639 01:02:24,020 --> 01:02:27,456 You're not really smart. I saw that, you know. 640 01:02:27,620 --> 01:02:31,010 I don't want your money. I don't need it. 641 01:02:31,180 --> 01:02:36,493 Now just touch it. If only you don't spend on a woman. 642 01:02:49,540 --> 01:02:55,092 Okay, dude. I'll see you around. I'm going to see if I can find Tony. 643 01:02:57,500 --> 01:03:00,094 Can I have my newspaper back? 644 01:03:06,580 --> 01:03:09,492 Take care, Solomon. 645 01:03:51,420 --> 01:03:55,618 What a bad Stevie Wonder impersonation. - What's wrong with it? 646 01:03:58,020 --> 01:03:59,772 I can swing. 647 01:04:07,220 --> 01:04:11,577 What you're doing doesn't make sense. I know Stevie Wonder. 648 01:04:11,740 --> 01:04:14,937 If you imitate him, you need to relax. 649 01:04:15,100 --> 01:04:18,012 This is Stevie Wonder's secret. 650 01:04:20,180 --> 01:04:24,776 You have to smile a lot. 651 01:04:24,940 --> 01:04:26,851 Do you mean like this? - No. 652 01:04:27,020 --> 01:04:30,296 So then? - Almost. You don't quite have it. 653 01:04:30,460 --> 01:04:34,339 You have to turn your neck. - Hold on a minute. 654 01:04:34,500 --> 01:04:38,857 You have to turn your neck like someone is strangling you. 655 01:04:39,020 --> 01:04:43,969 If you don't like my performance, I'll strangle you. Is that how he does it? 656 01:04:44,140 --> 01:04:46,893 Not really. You have to relax. 657 01:04:47,060 --> 01:04:51,212 You have to move your hands. Just listen to me. 658 01:05:02,700 --> 01:05:04,258 Just try. 659 01:05:05,860 --> 01:05:07,816 With more feeling. 660 01:05:11,860 --> 01:05:13,816 You don't even know the lyrics. 661 01:05:17,340 --> 01:05:19,217 Just listen. 662 01:05:25,860 --> 01:05:27,418 Just try. 663 01:05:58,820 --> 01:06:00,970 It still sucks. 664 01:06:01,140 --> 01:06:06,533 No Richie, that was Stevie Wonder. As I stood there, he became Stevie. 665 01:06:06,700 --> 01:06:11,535 But it's not necessary. I have someone who is exactly Smokey Robinson. 666 01:06:20,000 --> 01:06:25,000 Downloaded from www.ondertitle.com