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Narrator: Coming up,
    is murr ready to rumble?

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Would you excuse me while I have
         a quick bowel movement?

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          [ laughter ]

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   Will everything "twerk" out
            for joe?

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                    Hey!

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          [ laughter ]

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     And which losing jokers
 will be stuck on the wrong side

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          Of the glass
 in tonight's double punishment?

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          [ screaming ]

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          [ laughter ]

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              Sal:
 Prepare for something amazing.

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  Q: Hey, mustache, what's up?

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[ laughter ]

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       Murr: Like a boss!

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          [ laughter ]

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              Sal:
    I will never forgive you!

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           Joe: Larry!

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          [ laughter ]

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   Sal: Excellent, excellent,
      and need improvement.

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 Today, we're being interviewed
       for a documentary.

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            Now, the interviewer
   that's been brought in thinks

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             That the interview
             and the characters

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         We're playing are real.

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     Now, the catch is, the
characters we're playing

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        Have been created
       by the other guys.

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 If you refuse to do
or say anything, you lose.

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          Interview, yeah.
Interview.

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                     ♪♪

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            Q: All right, buddy.
          Let's see who you are.

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          [ laughter ]

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     My name is putney tup.

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        I'm a simple man
     who witnessed a murder.

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               You understand
      what we're going for here?

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              You're a -- you're
                   a simple man.
Yeah. Simple man.

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      You're forrest gump.

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      Also carrying a fully
     melted ice cream cake.

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        We pay attention
           to details.

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              Okay.

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          [ laughter ]
               okay.

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              Joe:
There's a fake set here, right?
We have jay and cole, of course,

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    Helping us out to sell it
  as a real documentary shoot,

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         Which it's not.
             Hello. How are you?

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             I'm good. I'm good.
This is dawn.

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I want you to kiss your own hand
      when you greet them.

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                             Oh.
          [ laughter ]

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                 All righty.

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             My name is putney.
Putney.

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        And I witnessed a murder
                  of a man.
Did you?

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Wow.
      "my cake is crying."

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             My cake is crying.

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This is your birthday?

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              Oh, my birthday's
                 in 49 days.

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          [ laughter ]

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          I witnessed my mailman
get bloodied up real bad.

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     Holy shit.

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          "the mailman ain't got
             no more birthdays."

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      The mailman, there will be
      no more birthdays for him.

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  "they put him in a wood bed."

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                They put him
              in the wood bed.

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This was a while back?
                 A w-while back.

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          [ laughter ]

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     "have you shot hoops?"
       have you ever shot hoops?

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  What do you mean?
Like, play basketball?

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                           Yeah.
Yeah, but I...

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           I witnessed a murder.

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          [ laughter ]

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       Ice cream headache.
       Ice cream headache.
                            Ooh!

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   Fight for it, fight for it.
      It's just delicious.

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          [ laughter ]
                 my brain hurts.

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  Oh, brain freeze.

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                 Aaaah! Oh.

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Slow down. Yes, slow down
on it, so you don't...

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"my brain is a-freezing!"

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         My brain is a-freezing!

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            "my brain
        needs a jacket."

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My brain needs a jacket.

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          [ laughter ]

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      "I'll take a hot chocolate
           if you're making it."

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          [ laughter ]

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       I'll take a hot chocolate
            if you're making it.

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          [ laughter ]

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      Just stand up and sit
        on the apple box.

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         It's so nice out today.
It's gorgeous.

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      Pop down right there.

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                    Yeah.

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You don't want to sit on that.
             I'll sit down here.

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Oh, you just sat on the cake.
What's that?

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          [ laughter ]

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  It was starting to come off,
    and now it's on your ass.

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Hopefully -- I think
you're fine in the end.

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          [ laughter ]

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   Pop your shoe off and just
    start rubbing your foot.

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 Get confused, think the cake's
           your shoe,

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     Put your shoe back on.

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          [ laughter ]

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              -Oh.
              -Oh.

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 Is he gonna do it?
    I can't wait.

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Joe: Thinking about those socks.
 How expensive were those socks?

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"where'd we buy them?
   Can I get back to the store?"

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     Yeah, put your shoe on.
                   There you go.

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 Is he gonna do it?

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          [ laughter ]

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           [ buzzer ]
         and there's your point!

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          [ laughter ]
      ah, he's back. The return.

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When you say, "murr,
you have to play a character,"

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This is the character
  we make him play.

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             This is all anybody
                wants to see.

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   "my name is stanley merkel,
and I'm a creep."

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      That's all it's says.

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     Sal: Do you need more?

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           Thank you.
         Jordan, right?

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   Yes, yes, yes.
                      Very good.

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        "I can hear your
       breathing, jordan."

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      I can hear your breathing,
                 by the way.

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     [ ominous music plays ]

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          [ laughter ]

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Murr, explore the perimeter.

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             Do you mind if I...

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                     ♪♪

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          [ laughter ]

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         Just caress everything,
murray.

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          [ laughter ]
look at murray's hand.

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                  Exactly.

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Look. He can't even look
      straight.

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Murray can't even look back
       at him.

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          [ laughter ]

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  Murr, just look at the camera
    and go, "ah, pov stuff."

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                     Ah.

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           Point of view camera.

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          [ laughter ]

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        Start waving at your ass
               like you farted

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            While you're staring
               in the camera.

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[ laughter ]

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                     ♪♪

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    Oh, no, wait.

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          [ laughter ]

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                     ♪♪

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                     Oh.

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                     Oh.

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                 Thank you.

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          [ laughter ]

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               That's robust.

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          [ laughter ]
keep complimenting him.

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      The diameter circumference
             of this is quite...

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                 Thank you.

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          [ laughter ]

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           It's just...Vitality.

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          [ laughter ]

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                "are you ever
gonna ask any questions?"

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    Are you ever going to ask me
               any questions?

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When I get the cue from jay,
       I will.

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                   Grand.

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          [ laughter ]
     "do you have children?"

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           Do you have children?

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 Um, one on the way.

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              Congratulations.
              That's excellent.

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Yourself?
              I'm a stepfather,

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            But one day perhaps.

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How old?
         13 at this point, yeah.

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                   I'm 45.

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"at this point."

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               At this point.

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              That will change.

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           You understand? Time.

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          [ laughter ]

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         "well, time for a b.M."

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          [ laughter ]

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Would you excuse me while I have
         a quick bowel movement?

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          [ laughter ]

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          I bid you "a doo-doo."

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          [ laughter ]
            [ ding! ]

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 Murr: There he is.

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  Where are you, q?

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         "antoine gunk,

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  Self-absorbed lead singer of
internationally famous rock band

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           Gunk tank."

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      Yeah. "and your band
    was much bigger overseas

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  Than in the u.S. In the late
       '80s, early '90s."

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    -Right this way, antoine.
        -All right, man.

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        You can shut that
           behind you.

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Yeah. I'll shut my own door.
That sounds like right.

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          [ laughter ]
                   man: Antoine.

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         And away we go.

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                       Hey. Hey.
 Hello. How are you?

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I'm antoine gunk.
                How are you?

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      I'm sue.
  Nice to meet you.

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                 "you're not
       one of my kids, are you?"

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            Okay, you're not one
            of my kids, are you?

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No.
          [ laughter ]

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             Sue, you feel good
      with the questions, right?

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        Be obsessed about
    getting asked a question.

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    Hey, man, is it all right if
   I know some of the questions?

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You're gonna find out
  in just a minute.

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Well, sometimes I give answers
       that are real crazy, man.

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                  One time
        in this german magazine,

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                   I said
       the most [bleep] up shit.

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          [ laughter ]

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             You can't catch me
               more than once.

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      You know what I mean, sue?
I don't know what you mean.

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          [ laughter ]

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 Every country has its own laws,
      so I just avoid them, man.

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Oh, man. But, like, what,
do you live in other countries?

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"yeah, I've gigged
            all over the world."

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         I've gigged everywhere.

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          I gigged in germany...

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           -Australia.
           -Australia.

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              ...In australia.

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           "I punched a kangaroo
           in its [bleep] face."

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                 [ laughs ]

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                  Oh, man.

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          [ laughter ]

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         I've gigged everywhere.

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          I gigged in germany...

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           -Australia.
           -Australia.

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              ...In australia.

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"I punched a kangaroo
           in its [bleep] face."

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                 [ laughs ]

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             Oh, man. I punched
           this [bleep] kangaroo

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           In its face one time,
                    man.

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You punched a kangaroo?

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     "I've gigged in the safaris
                 in africa."

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            I gigged in a safari
               in africa, man.

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        "punched a [bleep] hippo
             right in the face."

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      And then I [bleep] punched
a hippo right in its face, man!

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          [ laughter ]

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Do you still punch animals?

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                    Oh, no.
  Okay, good.

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            "is that an official
               question, sue?"

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               Oh, is that one
              of the questions?

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 No, it's not.
                      I knew it!

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It's not.
   I knew you were gonna try and
ask me about those animals, man!

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  It's not on here.
   You're the one

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Just giving up information
       freely.

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          [ laughter ]

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"sue, you're a hell
       of an interviewer."

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   Sue, you're a hell of an in--
              you're better --

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              I got interviewed
           by oprah back in '92.

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    How was that?

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               "punched her."

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             I punched her, sue.

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  No, you did not.
                        Oh, man!

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          [ laughter ]

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   "this has been great. Bye."
       and just March out.

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                 All right.
       This has been great. Bye.

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      No! Wait.

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[ laughter ]
  oh, wait. No.

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        Wait.

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    "what did you say to him?
       What did you say?"

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  What did you say
       to him?

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00:09:09,683 --> 00:09:11,350
          I didn't say anything,
               I swear to god.

251
00:09:11,418 --> 00:09:13,152
Is he gone?
              No, I don't know.

252
00:09:13,220 --> 00:09:14,285
         Gunk out, man.

253
00:09:14,355 --> 00:09:16,421
      Sues, call me, baby.
     We had something real.

254
00:09:16,489 --> 00:09:17,489
                No, no, wait.

255
00:09:17,558 --> 00:09:18,557
         [ door closes ]

256
00:09:18,625 --> 00:09:20,225
          [ laughter ]

257
00:09:20,293 --> 00:09:21,827
                 He's crazy.

258
00:09:21,895 --> 00:09:23,495
          [ laughter ]

259
00:09:23,564 --> 00:09:25,030
  Did he talk about
punching animals again?

260
00:09:25,098 --> 00:09:26,365
                   A lot.

261
00:09:26,433 --> 00:09:28,300
          [ laughter ]
            [ ding! ]

262
00:09:29,903 --> 00:09:31,770
           Sal: Yeah!
                 Q: There he is.

263
00:09:31,839 --> 00:09:33,972
    The return of cole von cole.
         Cole von cole.

264
00:09:34,041 --> 00:09:36,975
     C-o-l-e v-o-n c-o-l-e.

265
00:09:37,044 --> 00:09:38,977
          [ laughter ]

266
00:09:39,046 --> 00:09:41,646
                     Here we go.
             Watch.
     Let's see her reaction

267
00:09:41,715 --> 00:09:44,115
           The moment
      her eyeballs see him.

268
00:09:44,185 --> 00:09:45,650
          There it is.
               Yep, there it is.

269
00:09:45,719 --> 00:09:47,719
          [ laughter ]

270
00:09:47,721 --> 00:09:48,854
Name. Name.

271
00:09:48,922 --> 00:09:50,389
Mo.
             Mo? Cole von cole.

272
00:09:50,457 --> 00:09:51,656
            Pleased to meet you.

273
00:09:51,725 --> 00:09:53,058
       "mo, you remind me
        of my daughter."

274
00:09:53,126 --> 00:09:54,526
              Mo, you remind me
               of my daughter.

275
00:09:54,595 --> 00:09:56,195
  Really?
              Not a compliment.

276
00:09:56,263 --> 00:09:58,730
          [ laughter ]

277
00:09:58,799 --> 00:10:00,465
      I've done this exact thing
              for andy warhol.

278
00:10:00,534 --> 00:10:01,867
Really?
          I was the interviewer.

279
00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:03,068
   That's awesome.

280
00:10:03,136 --> 00:10:05,404
                  You know,
         he lived as he painted.

281
00:10:05,472 --> 00:10:06,738
    Yeah.
Yes.

282
00:10:06,807 --> 00:10:08,540
                    Well.

283
00:10:08,542 --> 00:10:10,341
          [ laughter ]

284
00:10:10,411 --> 00:10:11,410
                 From where?

285
00:10:11,478 --> 00:10:12,811
I'm from cincinnati, ohio.
                     Cincinnati.

286
00:10:12,880 --> 00:10:14,213
"atrocious."
                   atrocious.

287
00:10:14,281 --> 00:10:16,548
Yeah, I mean, you can find
the beauty in everything.

288
00:10:16,550 --> 00:10:18,017
            Oh, that's something
              ugly people say.

289
00:10:18,085 --> 00:10:20,219
          [ laughter ]

290
00:10:20,287 --> 00:10:22,087
              "they didn't even
    give me the wi-fi password."

291
00:10:22,155 --> 00:10:24,623
                 Do you know
             the wi-fi password?
No.

292
00:10:24,691 --> 00:10:26,558
"titty titty titty obama."

293
00:10:26,560 --> 00:10:28,627
          [ laughter ]

294
00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:31,296
                    It's
      "titty titty titty obama."

295
00:10:31,364 --> 00:10:33,232
          [ laughter ]
                    "capital o."

296
00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:35,033
                 Capital o.

297
00:10:35,102 --> 00:10:38,036
          [ laughter ]

298
00:10:38,105 --> 00:10:39,771
    "I like you.
You can use my plane."

299
00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:41,573
         I like you. You can use
     my plane whenever you wish.

300
00:10:41,575 --> 00:10:44,309
Oh, thank you. I will.
I'll hit you up for that.

301
00:10:44,377 --> 00:10:45,777
           "hit me?!"
                        hit me?!

302
00:10:45,779 --> 00:10:47,512
         You're going to hit me?
Not, hit you up.

303
00:10:47,581 --> 00:10:49,781
Like, an expression like,
"oh, I'll give you a call."

304
00:10:49,850 --> 00:10:51,583
           Oh, oh. Telephone me.
Yes.

305
00:10:51,652 --> 00:10:55,386
  "I'll smash you in the teeth
 with a [bleep] phone one day."

306
00:10:55,388 --> 00:10:57,522
   One day I'll smash you in the
     teeth with a [bleep] phone,

307
00:10:57,591 --> 00:11:00,325
               And we will --
             we'll be in touch.

308
00:11:00,393 --> 00:11:01,727
          [ laughter ]

309
00:11:01,795 --> 00:11:03,328
                     ♪♪

310
00:11:03,396 --> 00:11:04,663
             Sorry.

311
00:11:04,732 --> 00:11:06,732
     I was told that you've been
        given a background of me

312
00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:08,333
            Because I don't like
              talking to people

313
00:11:08,401 --> 00:11:10,001
That don't know much about me.
Well, tell me about yourself.

314
00:11:10,070 --> 00:11:12,604
        -"I'm atrocious."
         -I'm atrocious.

315
00:11:12,606 --> 00:11:14,873
   Self-hatred is very important
      now in today's industries.

316
00:11:14,942 --> 00:11:15,941
Okay, what did you say?

317
00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:17,008
             You know self-love?
Yes.

318
00:11:17,077 --> 00:11:18,477
                Self-hate is
      as important as self-love.

319
00:11:18,545 --> 00:11:19,611
               And if anybody
            tells you different,

320
00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:22,147
                  Is lying
          to your [bleep] mouth.

321
00:11:22,215 --> 00:11:24,950
   "I didn't become a light bulb
magnate by liking myself."

322
00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:27,619
    I didn't become a light bulb
       magnate by liking myself.

323
00:11:27,621 --> 00:11:29,621
No, absolutely not.
          No, you hate yourself.

324
00:11:29,623 --> 00:11:32,157
      You stay up nights crying,
  punching yourself in the face,

325
00:11:32,225 --> 00:11:33,959
          Looking in the mirror,
          and saying, "you're
          not good enough."

326
00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:36,161
     "and then you suck off
          gerald ford."

327
00:11:36,229 --> 00:11:38,497
                 [ laughs ]
              write that down.

328
00:11:38,565 --> 00:11:41,166
              Also footnote --
           suck off gerald ford.

329
00:11:41,234 --> 00:11:42,968
[ laughter ]

330
00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:44,103
              Oh, new orleans.
So hot.

331
00:11:44,171 --> 00:11:45,570
              I got in trouble
              there for a week.

332
00:11:45,639 --> 00:11:47,706
I was too young to get
in trouble when I was there.

333
00:11:47,775 --> 00:11:48,974
                  So was I.

334
00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:51,242
          [ laughter ]

335
00:11:51,244 --> 00:11:52,978
              Billy joel and I
              once lit a fire.

336
00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:54,045
                   He said
             he didn't start it.

337
00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:55,180
"one thing I've learned
     in life..."

338
00:11:55,248 --> 00:11:56,448
             One thing I learned
                 in life...

339
00:11:56,517 --> 00:11:57,849
               Remember this.
Write this down.

340
00:11:57,918 --> 00:11:59,184
"...Remember to salt
     your meat."

341
00:11:59,252 --> 00:12:00,585
     Remember to salt your meat.

342
00:12:00,654 --> 00:12:02,087
          [ laughter ]

343
00:12:06,127 --> 00:12:08,393
      Disney is currently making
           a film about my life.

344
00:12:08,462 --> 00:12:10,461
Really?
               They're getting
       truman capote to play me.

345
00:12:10,463 --> 00:12:12,397
So who are you playing?
                  Truman capote.

346
00:12:12,465 --> 00:12:14,265
          [ laughter ]

347
00:12:14,267 --> 00:12:18,003
     Okay, cole,
 explore the space.

348
00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:19,938
       Uh-oh.

349
00:12:20,007 --> 00:12:22,674
          [ laughter ]

350
00:12:22,676 --> 00:12:23,809
       Oh, no.

351
00:12:23,877 --> 00:12:25,944
          [ laughter ]
       sal: Uh-oh. Uh-oh.

352
00:12:26,013 --> 00:12:28,147
[ laughter ]

353
00:12:28,215 --> 00:12:29,748
   How is she indulging this?

354
00:12:29,817 --> 00:12:30,882
                     ♪♪

355
00:12:30,951 --> 00:12:32,083
            [ thud ]

356
00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:35,086
          [ laughter ]

357
00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:35,954
                It's a pull.

358
00:12:36,023 --> 00:12:37,523
          [ laughter ]
            [ ding! ]

359
00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:41,160
            Narrator:
Prince herb had character flaws,

360
00:12:41,228 --> 00:12:44,563
        So he's first up
       on the loser board.

361
00:12:44,631 --> 00:12:46,365
Today we're at the cafe
   at art factory,

362
00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:48,567
And we've stumbled across
something very personal.

363
00:12:48,635 --> 00:12:50,369
Our daughters' diaries.

364
00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:51,703
                    While
       chatting with a stranger,

365
00:12:51,772 --> 00:12:53,438
We've got to get them to agree
               that it's okay

366
00:12:53,507 --> 00:12:55,240
                   To read
            three diary entries.

367
00:12:55,308 --> 00:12:56,441
      The catch
 is that the entries

368
00:12:56,510 --> 00:12:57,843
  Have been written
 by the other guys.

369
00:12:57,911 --> 00:13:00,712
        If you can't get through
  three diary entries, you lose.

370
00:13:00,714 --> 00:13:02,113
     [ whispering ] secrets.

371
00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:06,117
                     ♪♪

372
00:13:06,187 --> 00:13:08,720
 Q: All right, dad.
     Here we go.

373
00:13:08,789 --> 00:13:10,655
 You deal with these
focus-group things before or no?

374
00:13:10,724 --> 00:13:11,723
         No, it's my first time.

375
00:13:11,725 --> 00:13:12,591
 Oh, yeah? Yeah?
                        Yeah.

376
00:13:12,659 --> 00:13:13,925
I come here.
You know, I write sometimes.

377
00:13:13,927 --> 00:13:15,861
You know, I just bring my...

378
00:13:15,929 --> 00:13:17,262
 Oh, wait a minute.

379
00:13:17,330 --> 00:13:19,598
I accidentally grabbed
my daughter's backpack,

380
00:13:19,666 --> 00:13:22,401
 And I just realized
 it at this moment.

381
00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:23,802
  Smooth. He's in.

382
00:13:23,871 --> 00:13:25,871
  It's her journal.

383
00:13:25,939 --> 00:13:27,672
I mean, I should take a peek at
 her journal, right?

384
00:13:27,741 --> 00:13:29,541
As a dad, to check in.
         No?

385
00:13:29,543 --> 00:13:31,610
She will kill you.
Yeah, she'll kill me, you think?

386
00:13:31,678 --> 00:13:33,745
          [ laughter ]

387
00:13:33,814 --> 00:13:35,214
I should read one, right?

388
00:13:35,282 --> 00:13:36,415
Maybe one.
               Let's read one.

389
00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:39,150
Q: Here we go, buddy.
Let's take a look.

390
00:13:39,220 --> 00:13:42,321
                "dear diary,
           dad is such a loser."

391
00:13:43,624 --> 00:13:46,291
          [ laughter ]

392
00:13:49,096 --> 00:13:50,362
                    Joe:
       I should read one, right?

393
00:13:50,431 --> 00:13:53,499
                "dear diary,
           dad is such a loser."

394
00:13:55,235 --> 00:13:56,702
          [ laughter ]

395
00:13:58,305 --> 00:13:59,704
        I waste no time.

396
00:13:59,774 --> 00:14:02,775
             "he's 44 and trying
       to become a tiktok star."

397
00:14:02,843 --> 00:14:04,709
          [ laughter ]

398
00:14:04,711 --> 00:14:07,112
          "it's so embarrassing.
     And if he tries to get dana

399
00:14:07,181 --> 00:14:08,713
                To teach him
     how to twerk one more time,

400
00:14:08,783 --> 00:14:11,183
I'm gonna lose my [bleep]"
      -[ laughing ] twerk?

401
00:14:11,251 --> 00:14:12,985
I really didn't even know it.
She turned me on to it.

402
00:14:13,053 --> 00:14:14,853
And you ain't doing nothing
if you ain't twerking, so...

403
00:14:14,921 --> 00:14:17,189
          [ laughter ]

404
00:14:17,257 --> 00:14:18,991
     I should try one more maybe
                 I don't...

405
00:14:19,059 --> 00:14:20,192
    Try one more?
                       One more.

406
00:14:20,260 --> 00:14:21,526
Yeah, one more, one more.
   Okay. We're in.

407
00:14:21,595 --> 00:14:23,061
     Sal: All right, buddy.
             Page 4.

408
00:14:23,130 --> 00:14:24,596
   "dear diary...

409
00:14:24,665 --> 00:14:27,532
Todd tried to give me another
wet willy in the schoolyard,

410
00:14:27,601 --> 00:14:29,668
But this time I grabbed him
    by the throat

411
00:14:29,736 --> 00:14:31,470
  And strangled him
until he passed out,

412
00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:33,338
Just like dad showed me."

413
00:14:33,407 --> 00:14:35,808
          [ laughter ]

414
00:14:35,876 --> 00:14:38,210
              Well, that's two.
       I mean, we can't leave it

415
00:14:38,278 --> 00:14:40,545
       At an even number, right?
        We got to read one more.

416
00:14:40,614 --> 00:14:41,546
All right. One more.

417
00:14:41,615 --> 00:14:43,081
       One more, one more.
           You're in.

418
00:14:43,150 --> 00:14:44,349
       How about page 13, buddy?

419
00:14:44,418 --> 00:14:47,686
 Okay. "dear diary,
I hate the family swear jar.

420
00:14:47,754 --> 00:14:49,754
 Dad says the money
 is for my college,

421
00:14:49,756 --> 00:14:51,890
But I know he uses it
for boys' night out.

422
00:14:51,958 --> 00:14:53,492
There ain't no swear jar here,

423
00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:56,495
So [bleep] that fat, stupid-ass
[bleep] mouse [bleep]"

424
00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:58,831
          [ laughter ]

425
00:14:58,899 --> 00:14:59,964
   See if you can
 get her to read it.

426
00:15:00,034 --> 00:15:01,233
    Just be like,
"did I read that right?"

427
00:15:01,301 --> 00:15:03,702
Did I read that right?
Could you read that for me?

428
00:15:03,770 --> 00:15:04,969
Just that bottom sentence
       there.

429
00:15:04,971 --> 00:15:08,707
"[bleep] that fat, stupid-ass
[bleep] mouse [bleep]"

430
00:15:08,775 --> 00:15:11,309
          [ laughter ]

431
00:15:11,378 --> 00:15:13,512
  You should tell her she has to
    put $4 in for the swear jar.

432
00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:16,314
That's right. That's $4 right
there. She owes us $4.

433
00:15:16,383 --> 00:15:17,382
 Joe, I'll give you
      100 bucks

434
00:15:17,451 --> 00:15:19,317
 If you'll twerk out
of the room right now.

435
00:15:19,386 --> 00:15:21,453
And I am not kidding. If you
twerk your way out of the room,

436
00:15:21,522 --> 00:15:22,855
There's a fresh $100
     back here.

437
00:15:22,923 --> 00:15:24,256
       Hey, cole. Could you just
           announce to the room,

438
00:15:24,324 --> 00:15:25,990
       "okay, who's ready to get
                to 'twerk'?"

439
00:15:26,060 --> 00:15:27,660
 Who's ready to get
     to "twerk"?

440
00:15:27,728 --> 00:15:29,327
                    Hey!

441
00:15:29,396 --> 00:15:31,329
          [ laughter ]

442
00:15:31,398 --> 00:15:33,398
                     ♪♪

443
00:15:33,467 --> 00:15:34,666
            I made a cool hundo.

444
00:15:34,735 --> 00:15:36,935
I said, "twerk out of the room."
   keep twerking.

445
00:15:37,003 --> 00:15:38,737
          [ laughter ]

446
00:15:38,805 --> 00:15:39,872
        Look!

447
00:15:39,940 --> 00:15:42,274
             [bleep] hell yeah.
He's twerking.

448
00:15:42,342 --> 00:15:45,410
 You're twerking? Like, you look
  like you [bleep] your pants.

449
00:15:45,412 --> 00:15:47,212
     Twerk it out the room.

450
00:15:47,281 --> 00:15:49,814
          [ laughter ]
            [ ding! ]

451
00:15:49,884 --> 00:15:51,216
            Murr: Here we go, q.

452
00:15:51,218 --> 00:15:52,551
              Q: Let me ask you
      your opinion on something.

453
00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:54,553
             I actually snagged
   my daughter's backpack today.

454
00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:57,021
Okay.
                  So in it,
I found her diary.

455
00:15:57,091 --> 00:15:58,090
  Sal: Here we go.

456
00:15:58,158 --> 00:16:02,294
              Now, as a parent,
                 do I peek?

457
00:16:02,362 --> 00:16:04,763
Ooh.
          She might not
      even let you open it.

458
00:16:04,831 --> 00:16:06,298
 If you just want to
make sure everything's okay...

459
00:16:06,367 --> 00:16:08,032
             That's it's. Just,
             like, an overview.

460
00:16:08,102 --> 00:16:09,167
Just don't let her know.

461
00:16:09,236 --> 00:16:11,970
        Oh! She gave permission.
                All right, q.

462
00:16:12,038 --> 00:16:13,138
               Page 2, buddy.

463
00:16:13,908 --> 00:16:16,641
    "dear diary.
Dad came into my room.

464
00:16:16,710 --> 00:16:19,444
He plunged his meaty paw into
the --" that's what we call it.

465
00:16:19,446 --> 00:16:21,045
"into the fish tank,
pulled out one of my fish,

466
00:16:21,115 --> 00:16:22,981
And ate it just to make
my boyfriend laugh."

467
00:16:23,049 --> 00:16:25,984
He's a pimp. "then my boyfriend
  jumped out of bed

468
00:16:26,052 --> 00:16:28,453
   And ate a fish
just to make my dad laugh.

469
00:16:28,455 --> 00:16:29,854
  Then two of them
 went back and forth

470
00:16:29,856 --> 00:16:32,190
Until we ate all the fish."
 and then she says,

471
00:16:32,259 --> 00:16:34,459
"worst valentine's day ever."

472
00:16:34,461 --> 00:16:35,394
          [ laughter ]

473
00:16:35,462 --> 00:16:37,061
  I love that kid.

474
00:16:37,063 --> 00:16:40,064
         He was downing goldfish
 like he was going into college.

475
00:16:40,066 --> 00:16:43,135
And you're okay with her
dating this crazy boy?

476
00:16:43,203 --> 00:16:45,537
Well, I was the one that got the
pufferfish stuck in my throat.

477
00:16:45,606 --> 00:16:48,206
It went "bff," like that.
          [ laughter ]

478
00:16:48,275 --> 00:16:50,675
I mean, this sounds like
normal stuff to you, right?
      [ cellphone buzzes ]

479
00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:52,477
             Oh, oh,
   she's taking a phone call.

480
00:16:52,546 --> 00:16:54,879
     [ laughter, clapping ]

481
00:16:54,881 --> 00:16:55,880
                   Oh, no.

482
00:16:55,882 --> 00:16:57,950
              Did he throw out
                  the eggs?

483
00:16:58,018 --> 00:17:01,553
          [ laughter ]

484
00:17:01,622 --> 00:17:03,622
My son has a mini fridge.
  I'll bring it in.

485
00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:05,290
Okay.
          [ laughter ]

486
00:17:05,359 --> 00:17:08,560
Look at q!
    Q can't even look at her.

487
00:17:08,629 --> 00:17:11,229
          [ laughter ]

488
00:17:11,298 --> 00:17:12,564
 Is everything okay?

489
00:17:12,633 --> 00:17:14,232
 I should probably read one more
     that I wasn't there, right,

490
00:17:14,301 --> 00:17:15,834
              Just to make sure
       everything's, like, okay.

491
00:17:15,902 --> 00:17:17,369
Well, you could put it away.

492
00:17:17,437 --> 00:17:18,637
          [ laughter ]

493
00:17:18,705 --> 00:17:20,038
         After all that.

494
00:17:20,106 --> 00:17:22,174
            After all
      that song and dance.

495
00:17:22,242 --> 00:17:23,441
                  You think
          I should shut it down?

496
00:17:23,510 --> 00:17:24,777
     Put it away
 and never tell her.

497
00:17:24,845 --> 00:17:27,112
            -Ah! Yes!
-Ah!

498
00:17:27,181 --> 00:17:28,580
           [ buzzer ]
         joe: Oh, yes.

499
00:17:28,649 --> 00:17:31,183
    Narrator: Close the book
      on q and prince herb.

500
00:17:31,251 --> 00:17:33,986
         They're in for
      a double punishment.

501
00:17:34,054 --> 00:17:36,188
Well, our big losers are
     herb and q,

502
00:17:36,256 --> 00:17:37,389
      So today
for their punishment,

503
00:17:37,458 --> 00:17:39,123
Boys, you're gonna be
motivational speakers

504
00:17:39,125 --> 00:17:40,725
Presenting to a roomful
    of strangers.

505
00:17:40,795 --> 00:17:42,727
   That's right, but every few
minutes, guys, you're gonna have

506
00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:45,063
     To step out of the room
  and get each other pumped up.
Mm-hmm.

507
00:17:45,131 --> 00:17:46,398
Here's the catch.
Ooh!

508
00:17:46,467 --> 00:17:48,667
         Your break room
  is actually on the other side

509
00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:49,734
      Of a two-way mirror.

510
00:17:49,804 --> 00:17:51,336
So while you're pumping
   each other up,

511
00:17:51,338 --> 00:17:53,605
The whole room will be able to
see everything you're doing

512
00:17:53,674 --> 00:17:55,340
And hear everything
you say.
          Got it. Okay.

513
00:17:55,342 --> 00:17:56,475
              What are we doing
          to pump each other up?

514
00:17:56,543 --> 00:17:58,076
Oh, we went shopping.

515
00:17:58,145 --> 00:18:00,144
          [ laughter ]

516
00:18:00,146 --> 00:18:01,680
           All right.
    So nice to have you guys.

517
00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:03,882
   Joe: Guys, we don't want them
to think anything is up.

518
00:18:03,950 --> 00:18:06,284
    You have to be in there, and
  you are motivational speakers.

519
00:18:06,353 --> 00:18:08,353
We don't care how embarrassed
you are. Play it real.

520
00:18:08,422 --> 00:18:10,489
               Get through it.
              Stay amped, boys.

521
00:18:10,557 --> 00:18:11,690
 My name is prince.
     This is...

522
00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:12,825
               Hi. I'm brian.
...Brian.

523
00:18:12,893 --> 00:18:13,958
We're motivational speakers.

524
00:18:14,028 --> 00:18:16,361
We tour colleges, corporations
      for hire.

525
00:18:16,430 --> 00:18:18,763
         Unlock the best version
    of yourself within yourself.

526
00:18:18,833 --> 00:18:19,964
    Pretty much.

527
00:18:19,966 --> 00:18:22,300
Okay, let's get started.
Waking up early.

528
00:18:22,369 --> 00:18:23,702
Okay, this is something
  that I didn't do

529
00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:25,237
Until very, very recently,

530
00:18:25,305 --> 00:18:27,972
Even despite the fact that
I was a motivational speaker.

531
00:18:28,042 --> 00:18:30,242
     Routine is
 the most key thing.

532
00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:31,776
     And it only takes two weeks
           to develop a routine.

533
00:18:31,846 --> 00:18:32,711
                 Two weeks.

534
00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:34,446
I need more motivation.

535
00:18:34,515 --> 00:18:36,448
Go pump each other up
    a little bit.

536
00:18:36,517 --> 00:18:38,183
We're gonna excuse ourselves
   for one second

537
00:18:38,252 --> 00:18:39,852
To do a little quick powwow.
   Would you mind?

538
00:18:39,920 --> 00:18:41,119
                   I don't mind.
 Just a moment.

539
00:18:41,188 --> 00:18:42,654
No, not at all. Not at all.
Great.

540
00:18:42,723 --> 00:18:45,323
          [ laughter ]

541
00:18:45,392 --> 00:18:47,459
Murr: So that right there is
one big-ass two-way mirror.

542
00:18:47,528 --> 00:18:49,261
            So it's a fun house,
              that room, right?
There you go.

543
00:18:49,329 --> 00:18:50,929
           We've planted a bunch
           of stuff in that room

544
00:18:50,997 --> 00:18:52,731
               For them to use
          to pump themselves up.

545
00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:55,534
   And their mics
   are always on.

546
00:18:55,602 --> 00:18:57,469
              Dude, I like it.
               What about you?

547
00:18:57,538 --> 00:18:59,337
I think it's going great,
        man.

548
00:18:59,406 --> 00:19:00,673
[ indistinct conversation ]

549
00:19:02,142 --> 00:19:04,076
        Start
giving them nicknames, okay?

550
00:19:04,144 --> 00:19:05,544
   You know who's
   really into it?

551
00:19:05,612 --> 00:19:06,745
Paddington bear out there.

552
00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:08,947
 Paddington bear out
    is loving it.

553
00:19:09,015 --> 00:19:10,949
          [ laughter ]
     you think paddington bear's
                        into it?

554
00:19:11,017 --> 00:19:12,217
         You should see freaking
              pitbull's cousin.

555
00:19:12,219 --> 00:19:13,818
But I felt like pitbull's
       cousin,

556
00:19:13,888 --> 00:19:15,220
Maybe he needs us to pump him up
    a little bit.

557
00:19:15,222 --> 00:19:17,956
You know what I'm saying?
          [ laughter ]

558
00:19:18,024 --> 00:19:20,158
Don't pretend you don't see
    the trampolines, by the way.

559
00:19:20,227 --> 00:19:22,694
  Come on. Let's do it. Come on.
Let's do it, baby.

560
00:19:22,763 --> 00:19:24,496
We got to just get amped.
We just got to get amped.

561
00:19:24,565 --> 00:19:26,098
           We just got to do it.
Get amped.

562
00:19:26,166 --> 00:19:27,832
          [ laughter ]

563
00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:29,167
                  My pants.
            They're coming down.

564
00:19:29,236 --> 00:19:31,169
                    Joe:
          His pants are falling!

565
00:19:31,238 --> 00:19:32,371
          [ laughter ]

566
00:19:32,439 --> 00:19:33,772
   "I'm so amped!"

567
00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:34,973
     I'm ready!
Tell me you're ready!

568
00:19:35,041 --> 00:19:36,508
Tell me to my face!
                      I'm ready!

569
00:19:36,577 --> 00:19:39,078
Murr: Go back in there!
 Get get 'em, guys!

570
00:19:42,182 --> 00:19:44,516
    Q: I'm ready!
Tell me you're ready!

571
00:19:44,585 --> 00:19:46,919
 Tell me to my face!
                      I'm ready!

572
00:19:46,987 --> 00:19:48,387
Murr: Get get 'em, guys!

573
00:19:48,455 --> 00:19:50,855
        What we want to do first
         is, we want to go right

574
00:19:50,857 --> 00:19:52,457
        To the next page
           here, guys.

575
00:19:52,459 --> 00:19:53,992
          [ laughter ]

576
00:19:54,061 --> 00:19:56,661
Reading. Raise your hand
if you're an active reader,

577
00:19:56,730 --> 00:19:59,731
That you practice reading
    all the time.

578
00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:01,666
Excellent, excellent,
excellent, excellent.

579
00:20:01,668 --> 00:20:02,935
  Need improvement.

580
00:20:03,003 --> 00:20:04,136
          [ laughter ]

581
00:20:04,204 --> 00:20:06,338
Work smarter,
     not harder.

582
00:20:06,406 --> 00:20:07,606
  Who's your boss?

583
00:20:07,674 --> 00:20:09,141
     [ indistinct talking ]

584
00:20:09,209 --> 00:20:10,542
              You are your boss!
 You! You, you, you!

585
00:20:10,611 --> 00:20:13,678
              You are your boss!
              You are your boss!
You are your own boss!

586
00:20:13,747 --> 00:20:16,148
  All right, guys,
get out of the room again.

587
00:20:16,216 --> 00:20:18,350
 Hey, bud, hey, bud, can we have
   a quick chinwag for a second?

588
00:20:18,419 --> 00:20:19,818
  Yes. Uh-huh.
                    Thank you.

589
00:20:19,886 --> 00:20:21,686
          [ laughter ]
thanks, guys.

590
00:20:21,688 --> 00:20:22,955
                Go. Go fast.

591
00:20:23,023 --> 00:20:24,422
Do it.
               Who's doing it?

592
00:20:24,491 --> 00:20:25,557
We're doing it.
                   That's right.

593
00:20:25,626 --> 00:20:26,891
                 You can see
   the levels are coming up now.

594
00:20:26,961 --> 00:20:28,093
                "I tell you,
         we got dead eyes back."

595
00:20:28,162 --> 00:20:30,362
            Dead eyes out there,
     old dead eyes came to life.

596
00:20:30,431 --> 00:20:32,030
          [ laughter ]

597
00:20:32,098 --> 00:20:33,565
         You guys hungry? 'cause
   there's a lemon on the table.

598
00:20:33,634 --> 00:20:35,434
 So you can take a bite of that.
You know what wake you up?

599
00:20:35,502 --> 00:20:36,769
A mouthful of lemon.

600
00:20:36,837 --> 00:20:38,370
   What do we got?
I need someone to pick me up.

601
00:20:38,439 --> 00:20:41,373
           [ muffled ] juice up.
Just juice up, like.

602
00:20:41,441 --> 00:20:44,442
  Ah.
                  The seed.
           It's the seed, amigo.

603
00:20:44,511 --> 00:20:46,711
          [ laughter ]

604
00:20:46,713 --> 00:20:48,580
              You might notice
   some smelling salts in there.

605
00:20:48,649 --> 00:20:50,114
      Feel free to use the room.

606
00:20:50,116 --> 00:20:51,716
    I spit fire.

607
00:20:51,718 --> 00:20:53,319
   Smelling salts?

608
00:20:54,721 --> 00:20:57,189
         Oh.
I've never done -- all right.

609
00:20:57,257 --> 00:20:59,724
          [ laughter ]

610
00:20:59,794 --> 00:21:01,726
                  Wake up.
  Wake up.

611
00:21:01,796 --> 00:21:03,195
              Oh, my god! Wow.

612
00:21:03,263 --> 00:21:05,129
      Oh! Ohh!

613
00:21:05,131 --> 00:21:07,666
          [ laughter ]

614
00:21:07,734 --> 00:21:09,067
                 Oh, my god,
          that's the worst thing

615
00:21:09,136 --> 00:21:11,003
I've ever done in my life.
         You said that was good.

616
00:21:11,071 --> 00:21:12,004
             "but I'm so amped."

617
00:21:12,072 --> 00:21:14,206
       But I'm so [bleep] amped!

618
00:21:14,274 --> 00:21:15,740
   Dude, let's go.
 Let's go. Let's go.
                           Yeah!

619
00:21:15,810 --> 00:21:17,141
      Come on.
                          Go.

620
00:21:17,143 --> 00:21:19,878
   Who's ready for motivation
    right now? Let's do this.

621
00:21:19,946 --> 00:21:22,214
        Now let's do it.

622
00:21:22,282 --> 00:21:23,548
              Q: Meditate daily.
Meditate daily.

623
00:21:23,550 --> 00:21:24,749
You know what that means?

624
00:21:24,751 --> 00:21:26,751
Take a moment to be quiet
and have a little peace

625
00:21:26,753 --> 00:21:28,620
And quiet for yourself.
Got to calm the mind.

626
00:21:28,689 --> 00:21:30,155
          Got to calm the mind.

627
00:21:30,157 --> 00:21:31,956
          [ laughter ]
                joe: This is it.

628
00:21:31,958 --> 00:21:33,826
I want you to say the word
"communicate" six times.

629
00:21:33,894 --> 00:21:36,961
       Communicate, communicate,
       communicate, communicate,

630
00:21:37,031 --> 00:21:39,832
       Communicate, communicate.
                Communicate.

631
00:21:39,900 --> 00:21:41,166
     "speaking of communication,
                quick word."

632
00:21:41,168 --> 00:21:42,367
    Speaking of communication...
Yes.

633
00:21:42,436 --> 00:21:43,836
           ...Can I get your ear
               for one minute?

634
00:21:43,904 --> 00:21:45,237
          [ laughter ]

635
00:21:45,305 --> 00:21:46,505
Guys, cheers.
             Whiskey and coffee.

636
00:21:46,573 --> 00:21:48,440
         Cheers, cheers, cheers.

637
00:21:48,509 --> 00:21:49,942
              Good, bud, good.

638
00:21:51,178 --> 00:21:52,110
          [ laughter ]

639
00:21:52,179 --> 00:21:53,245
                 All right.

640
00:21:53,313 --> 00:21:54,646
        Start
  snapping towels.

641
00:21:54,715 --> 00:21:57,382
  [ laughs ] yeah!
        Yeah!

642
00:21:57,384 --> 00:21:59,784
There's a car battery
and some jumper cables.
                            Yes.

643
00:21:59,854 --> 00:22:01,119
    Hey, come on!
                           Yeah!

644
00:22:01,188 --> 00:22:02,987
 Bring it -- aaaah!

645
00:22:03,057 --> 00:22:04,523
      Aaaaahhh!

646
00:22:04,591 --> 00:22:05,891
          [ laughter ]

647
00:22:07,327 --> 00:22:09,528
         Get your karate kid on.
Get amped, baby!

648
00:22:09,596 --> 00:22:11,463
We motivate everyone,
         or we motivate nothing.

649
00:22:11,532 --> 00:22:13,465
                     Hy!
       [ shouting indistinctly ]

650
00:22:13,534 --> 00:22:15,200
[ shouts indistinctly ]
      motivate!

651
00:22:15,202 --> 00:22:17,135
                 Yeah, yeah!

652
00:22:17,204 --> 00:22:19,337
We planted some prop knives
    in the room.

653
00:22:19,406 --> 00:22:21,406
Start stabbing the [bleep]
 out of each other.

654
00:22:21,408 --> 00:22:23,075
          Let's [bleep] do this!

655
00:22:23,143 --> 00:22:24,743
                  Let's go!
  Aah!

656
00:22:24,811 --> 00:22:27,345
       [ both screaming ]

657
00:22:27,414 --> 00:22:28,881
       [bleep]

658
00:22:28,949 --> 00:22:30,582
          [ laughter ]

659
00:22:31,752 --> 00:22:33,351
             "are our mics on?"

660
00:22:33,420 --> 00:22:34,987
         [ both laugh ]

661
00:22:36,423 --> 00:22:38,423
Sal: Are our mics on?

662
00:22:38,492 --> 00:22:39,725
  Our mics are on?

663
00:22:44,364 --> 00:22:45,564
         Oh [bleep] they see us.

664
00:22:45,632 --> 00:22:47,066
          [ laughter ]

665
00:22:50,437 --> 00:22:52,104
            All right, how about
              going back in now

666
00:22:52,172 --> 00:22:53,272
               And thank them
               for their time?

667
00:22:55,642 --> 00:22:57,509
 We just want to thank you guys
      for your time today.

668
00:22:57,578 --> 00:22:58,577
         Yes, thank you so much.

669
00:22:58,645 --> 00:23:01,914
          [ laughter ]

670
00:23:01,982 --> 00:23:03,715
               We got a little
         excited by this, but...

671
00:23:03,784 --> 00:23:06,785
    You -- you --

672
00:23:06,853 --> 00:23:08,153
It goes without saying.

673
00:23:11,057 --> 00:23:13,525
It goes without saying.

674
00:23:13,594 --> 00:23:14,859
        Yeah.
Please.

675
00:23:14,929 --> 00:23:16,194
           Tell no one about it.

676
00:23:16,263 --> 00:23:18,663
         Just don't tell anybody
    what you've seen here today.

677
00:23:18,732 --> 00:23:21,333
        Those are trade secrets.
  So please don't give them out.

678
00:23:21,401 --> 00:23:24,202
     Okay, guys,
recap the nicknames.

679
00:23:24,271 --> 00:23:26,471
                 I am sorry
         I called you dead eyes.

680
00:23:26,540 --> 00:23:28,073
                 I meant it
              as a compliment.

681
00:23:28,142 --> 00:23:31,075
          [ laughter ]

682
00:23:31,077 --> 00:23:34,146
 And you do realize
if you take the hat off,

683
00:23:34,214 --> 00:23:37,082
You look like -- you look like
pitbull's cousin. You just do.

684
00:23:37,151 --> 00:23:39,618
          [ laughter ]

685
00:23:39,686 --> 00:23:41,954
Who was paddington bear,
         in case it's not clear?
Was it...

686
00:23:42,022 --> 00:23:43,888
 If it wasn't clear,
 you're paddington.

687
00:23:43,890 --> 00:23:45,958
              Q: It's the hat.

688
00:23:46,026 --> 00:23:47,359
          [ laughter ]
                       you know.

689
00:23:49,229 --> 00:23:53,298
You guys were our favorite group
  of the day, so...

690
00:23:54,835 --> 00:23:56,635
"they sucked."
                  "they sucked."

691
00:23:56,703 --> 00:23:59,638
Sal: They sucked, bro.
           Q: Dude, they sucked.

692
00:23:59,706 --> 00:24:02,408
          [ laughter ]


