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If my mom knew
I was out on a weekday,
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she'd ground me till summer.
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Your mom scares me.
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That's why I didn't tell my mom
where I'm going today.
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Good, because I am definitely not allowed
to be on a date right now.
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Which this is, right?
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Yeah, obviously.
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Okay, on three, say where your mom
thinks you are right now.
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One, two, three...
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Debate practice.
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- Whoa! You do debate too?
- Only since the first grade.
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Huh. Then I guess you and I
have a little showdown coming up
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at the Valley Regional Debate Tournament.
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2V2 public forum.
I look forward to cross-firing you.
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Oh, snap!
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That was the hottest thing
a guy had ever said to Devi.
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And yet, there was one little thing
that was still bothering her.
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Hey, so can I ask you a question?
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Why did you ghost me?
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Look, I'm sorry. That was shitty of me.
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But after that party,
I kinda started to wonder
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if I should really be hitting on a girl
who was just crying over another guy.
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Uh, I was only crying for,
like, six minutes.
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But I see your point.
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You should know though, I'm over Paxton.
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I actually like someone else.
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♪ I see the look that's in your eyes
I've been feeling something lately ♪
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- It's me, right?
- Yeah.
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♪ I've been feeling something lately ♪
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♪ I've been feeling something lately ♪
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♪ I've been feeling something lately ♪
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Good morning,
you beautiful bitches.
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Wow, someone's in a chipper mood.
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Yes, I am because a talent agent
just emailed me about auditioning for her.
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- Congrats!
- That's awesome!
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Thanks! Seems like the commercials I did
really showcased my craft.
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Do you need some privacy
on your Jolly Roger?
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Set your sails for Captain Joe's Blinds.
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Thar she blinds!
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All sales are final.
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Can anyone help me tape it this weekend?
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Sorry, El. Devi and I
have our debate tournament.
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Mmm. That's okay. I'll have Trent do it.
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Wait. So, Devi, are you excited
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to go up against Des
at the tournament this weekend?
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That's kind of spicy, huh?
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I know, right? We're gonna go at it.
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And then, we're gonna go at it,
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for a couple of minutes
until our moms pick us up.
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Do they suspect anything yet?
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Nope. That's the best part
of our moms being friends.
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We've been hanging out for weeks,
and they don't have a clue.
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Ugh! There's nothing sexier
than a secret liaison dangereux.
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Little did they know, there was
another liaison dangereux in their midst,
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who were finally ready to go publique.
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There is something
that Aneesa and I would like to announce.
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We are together.
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What? How? When? Why?
Well, I know why. You guys are both hot.
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Well, we kinda kissed
a while ago.
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You did?
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Yeah. We both had crushes in secret,
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but decided to make it official
at the coffeehouse.
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Holy crap, you guys. This is so exciting.
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Ah!
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- Hey, so what should we do tonight?
- I don't know. Hook up in your garage?
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Yeah, but we always do that.
Don't you get bored doing the same thing?
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I mean, what if we mix it up a little?
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Like, what if we went
to an art gallery or something?
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Would we get drunk before?
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Oh my God, that's such a good idea.
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Never mind. Let's just meet at my place.
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You should write movies, Paxton.
You're, like, so hilarious.
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Look at us, we're offish.
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Yo, Sherman Oaks,
hot couple alert.
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I know. Watch out, school,
Aneeola is here.
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Hmm. That sounds like a body part.
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What about Fabees?
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No, that sounds like Febreze.
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How about just Fabiola and Aneesa?
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Oh.
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- Um, were you going for a hug or a kiss?
- I don't know. What were you doing?
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Like, are we PDA people or not?
Or like what's our goodbye ritual?
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- You know what, let's not overthink this.
- Yeah.
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Uh...
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- I'll see you later!
- Yep. Yep. Sorry.
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Des, Devi! Dinner in five!
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Hmm? Hey! Are you nuts?
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What if our moms catch us?
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How are we supposed to make out
if we're decapitated?
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Maybe they'll bury our heads together?
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"Easy practice sesh
at Sherman Oaks High"?
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Hey, are you calling our debate tournament
an easy practice sesh?
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Oh. Um, sorry. That's just how they put it
on the team calendar.
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Wait, so you guys think
you're gonna just show up and destroy us
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because you're
from a fancy private school?
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No. I mean, do we think
we have a good chance at winning?
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Yeah, but only because we always do.
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We've come close a few times.
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Well, that's because we usually send
our freshmen to compete against you.
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You do? Huh.
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I guess that's why we've never met before
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and why I thought everyone
at your school was strangely small.
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But this time,
we're bringing our senior squad.
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So you and I can hang out.
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Wait, are you mad?
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I'm not trying to be insulting.
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It's just Hartman Hill
is nationally ranked,
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and we mostly compete against colleges.
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So what? Our school's
had four people audition for The Voice.
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And only two of them are now dead.
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Look, we have an unfair advantage.
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Our school just has
more resources than yours.
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The real problem is how underfunded
the public school system is.
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My school's doing just fine,
thank you.
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Look, I really didn't mean to offend you.
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Uh... Well, I'm not offended.
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You should be offended
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by how badly you're gonna get crushed
at tomorrow's tournament.
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Okay. I look forward to it.
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Hmm.
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Kamala, you're gonna love this.
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It says sexy 'cause, you know.
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There's my label maker
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and what's left
of my expensive label tape,
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but yes, you are very sexy.
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Mmm.
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What's all this gear?
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You got tape. You got trash bags.
What, you burying a body?
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Am I dating a future true crime star?
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No, I told my aunt
that I would help organize
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some of my grandmother's things.
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Yesterday, a pile of her boxes
from India toppled over
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and trapped her
for like 12 hours.
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Well, don't worry, she's fine. She said
it was the best sleep she's had in years.
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I'd ask you to come, but you know.
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Yeah. Granny hates me.
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I get it. No worries.
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I have to judge a debate tournament
at the school today anyways,
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and those kids hate me slightly less.
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Mmm, sounds like we both have
thrilling Saturdays lined up.
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Yeah, why are we so boring?
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You know what? We should make up
for it tomorrow with a little bit of...
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And when I said that we were gonna
destroy Hartman Hill, Des laughed.
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Ergo, he thinks he's gonna win.
So we have to beat them.
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Although, I'd rather you not entangle
my academic pursuits
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in whatever kink this is for you,
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I'm gonna have to side with your
Love Island-looking boyfriend on this one.
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- Hartman Hill's gonna crush us.
- What?
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Yeah. I heard that their new coach
is the computer that won Jeopardy.
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Ben, since when do you just give up?
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Look, I'm trying not to get so hung up
on what other people are doing.
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Whatever.
We still have to try to beat them.
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How? Hartman Hill has LexisNexis Premium.
That means no commercials.
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Yeah. The only periodical
we have in our library
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is a free neighborhood paper.
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Sherman Oaks Tootler.
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The one that always arrives soaked
no matter what the weather is?
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Yep. This one from December's headline
is about a guy named Pete Flume
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who put up so many Christmas lights,
it blacked out his neighborhood.
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Hard-hitting stuff.
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Mr. Flume says, "It is my sacrosanct duty
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to infuse my neighborhood
with Christmas cheer."
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"And yes, that starts with a 20-foot-tall,
topless Mrs. Claus."
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Mmm. That should help us in the debate.
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Organized debate
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can be traced all the way back
to the bosom of democracy.
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He said bosom.
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There, philosophers and politicians
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would joust not with swords
but with their tongues.
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He said tongues.
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And they would assemble for such debates
atop a hill known as the Pnyx.
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- He said...
- Okay, let's get this tournament going.
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Teams, you can see your room assignments
on the board. Good luck.
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And, Eric, you're not even in debate.
You should be in Saturday detention. Go.
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So, looks like we're
on opposite sides of the bracket.
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I guess we'll have to wait till the finals
to squash you ding-dongs.
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It'd be awesome if you made the finals.
We'll see how things go.
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I'm telling you how it'll go.
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Badly for you, goodly for me.
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But we'll still make out later, right?
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Stop trying to flirt with me.
We're mortal enemies today.
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And yes, we can make out later.
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Resolved, that performance-enhancing drugs
should be allowed in sports.
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Let's see what
the human body can do, baby.
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It's clear that two-day shipping
is a very real threat to our society.
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So for the sake of our children,
we must do more vertical farming.
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All right. Camera, ready. Action.
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I'm Eleanor Wong, and I'm 5'5",
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and I'll be doing Jennifer Lopez's speech
from Hustlers.
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- Cut.
- What do you mean, "cut"?
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I haven't even started.
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Sorry, I just feel
like it's missing something.
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Yeah, the whole monologue.
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No, that's not it. I'm worried
it's not gonna pop, you know?
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You need to be memorable
if this agent is gonna sign you.
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Is that why you brought a stripper pole?
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She's not even stripping
during the speech!
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- I'm just trying to get levels.
- Sorry I dragged you here.
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Thought this would be more fun.
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Oh, I'm having fun.
I love watching people fight.
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- I'm a big UFC fan.
- Let me explain my vision, okay?
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Babe, I'm just talking about
some subtle ambiance. Let me show you.
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Imagine doing your monologue,
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ripping those lines straight out
of your mouth hole.
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And just as your speech
climaxes super hard,
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this happens.
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Are you kidding me?
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Oh shit. I'm so sorry!
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The guy behind Baskin-Robbins assured me
these were the ones for pussies.
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Eleanor! Wait!
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Oh shit.
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And we have our finalists!
Congrats to Sherman Oaks and Hartman Hill.
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And to the other teams,
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just remember there is no such thing
as losing, only learning.
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I've actually lost every competition
I've ever entered.
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Hey, David.
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Don't be insufferable about this,
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but you may have been right
to think that we can win.
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Yeah, I know, right? We've been on fire.
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I mean, aside from
their beautifully tailored blazers,
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what do they have that we don't?
Absolutely no...
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A team of paralegals
and a fancy-looking omniscient computer.
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That's the computer that won Jeopardy.
We're so screwed!
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Okay, let's get to our final topic.
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Is the privatization
of outer space a just cause?
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Sherman Oaks, you won the coin toss.
Which side will you argue?
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Aw, shit. Which one's easier?
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Look at them, so comfortable.
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Pits as dry as the Sahara.
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Is this a trap? What do we do?
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Uh, affirmative.
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Hartman Hill, you will argue the negative.
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Uh, unless the school burns down.
Everybody out, single file.
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Okay. Very quickly,
but respect each other's bodies.
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Okay, I'm assuming this goes in the trash?
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- No, that's a definite keeper.
- Mami, you got to get rid of some things.
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You've only lived here a year
and have more things than Devi and I.
238
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I can't help that I have an eye
for incredible treasures.
239
00:10:50,941 --> 00:10:52,943
Like this bag of wrapping paper scraps?
240
00:10:53,027 --> 00:10:55,988
That's the perfect shape if I wanted
to give someone a straw as a gift.
241
00:10:56,072 --> 00:10:57,990
Kamala, you should take
your grandmother inside,
242
00:10:58,074 --> 00:10:59,634
and put away things from the keep pile.
243
00:10:59,700 --> 00:11:02,078
Rhyah and I will stay out here
and continue sorting.
244
00:11:02,161 --> 00:11:03,746
Okay. Come, Pati.
245
00:11:04,455 --> 00:11:05,998
Okay.
246
00:11:06,082 --> 00:11:09,168
Oh. What's this wheelchair?
247
00:11:09,752 --> 00:11:13,172
Um, that was actually Devi's.
248
00:11:13,255 --> 00:11:14,255
What?
249
00:11:14,882 --> 00:11:15,882
What happened?
250
00:11:17,718 --> 00:11:20,262
Oh, well, um...
251
00:11:20,930 --> 00:11:23,182
When Mohan died,
it was really hard on Devi,
252
00:11:23,265 --> 00:11:26,352
and, um, this really wild thing happened
253
00:11:26,435 --> 00:11:29,605
where she temporarily lost feeling
in her legs.
254
00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:32,400
Oh no! That must have been so scary.
255
00:11:32,483 --> 00:11:33,943
Hmm, yeah, it was terrifying.
256
00:11:34,026 --> 00:11:37,822
Last couple of years have been
a bit of a roller-coaster ride for us.
257
00:11:38,406 --> 00:11:41,325
- You wanna talk about it?
- I don't know.
258
00:11:41,409 --> 00:11:46,372
You know, she's... she's just been angry,
and she's acted out a lot.
259
00:11:46,455 --> 00:11:49,083
And she even got suspended from school.
260
00:11:49,166 --> 00:11:50,251
Oh God.
261
00:11:51,127 --> 00:11:53,421
Yeah, but she's doing so much better.
262
00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:56,424
I'm sorry you've had
such struggles, Nalini.
263
00:11:56,507 --> 00:11:58,134
I can't imagine how hard it's been.
264
00:11:58,217 --> 00:12:00,344
Thank you.
265
00:12:00,428 --> 00:12:02,763
And Des has just always been so easy.
266
00:12:03,973 --> 00:12:07,268
I need to remember
to feel gratitude about that.
267
00:12:08,352 --> 00:12:09,352
Thank you.
268
00:12:13,232 --> 00:12:16,110
Ugh! I can't believe my boyfriend
is an arsonist.
269
00:12:16,777 --> 00:12:18,738
This is actually good.
We needed a beat anyway.
270
00:12:18,821 --> 00:12:21,741
There is no way Hartman Hill's allowed
to have paralegals, right?
271
00:12:21,824 --> 00:12:24,994
I mean, there's nothing in the rule book
against it. So it's technically legal.
272
00:12:26,662 --> 00:12:28,873
Hey, congrats on getting
to the finals, killer!
273
00:12:28,956 --> 00:12:31,375
My team went on a matcha run.
Can I grab you something?
274
00:12:31,459 --> 00:12:33,085
Hartman Hill is getting matcha.
275
00:12:33,169 --> 00:12:35,296
They're so relaxed,
they need an energy boost?
276
00:12:35,379 --> 00:12:36,797
And he called you "killer."
277
00:12:36,881 --> 00:12:39,001
It's what my grandmother's
kickboxing coach calls her,
278
00:12:39,049 --> 00:12:40,468
and she does the class seated.
279
00:12:40,551 --> 00:12:43,179
Devi knew
that Des was trying to be nice,
280
00:12:43,262 --> 00:12:46,474
but it was infuriating
how unthreatened he was.
281
00:12:46,557 --> 00:12:49,226
The only thing separating
his team from hers was money,
282
00:12:49,810 --> 00:12:53,022
which paid for professionals
to do all their research,
283
00:12:53,105 --> 00:12:56,942
research that was sitting
in the school completely unguarded.
284
00:12:57,026 --> 00:12:59,111
No, Devi, that's cheating.
285
00:12:59,695 --> 00:13:02,448
But then again,
weren't they kind of cheating?
286
00:13:02,531 --> 00:13:06,952
This was an unfair playing field,
and perhaps it was time to level it.
287
00:13:07,036 --> 00:13:11,165
Man, she is going off. You okay?
288
00:13:11,749 --> 00:13:14,502
No, I'm not okay. I'm thriving.
289
00:13:14,585 --> 00:13:17,296
What? But you guys are in a fight.
290
00:13:17,379 --> 00:13:19,089
Nah, that's just what El and I do.
291
00:13:19,173 --> 00:13:21,675
We rile each other up,
and then we love each other down.
292
00:13:21,759 --> 00:13:24,488
If you tried to dick tap me right now,
you'd probably break your hand.
293
00:13:24,512 --> 00:13:25,512
Okay.
294
00:13:25,554 --> 00:13:27,973
Honestly, being in a relationship
this passionate,
295
00:13:28,474 --> 00:13:30,267
it's like the best high I've ever had.
296
00:13:30,351 --> 00:13:32,978
And I've been struck
by lightning.
297
00:13:33,062 --> 00:13:35,189
I don't know, man, seems like a lot.
298
00:13:35,272 --> 00:13:36,315
Oh, you do you.
299
00:13:37,358 --> 00:13:40,569
Now, if you'll excuse me,
Daddy's gotta go get scolded.
300
00:14:01,757 --> 00:14:04,176
Hey! Devi, what are you doing in here?
301
00:14:04,802 --> 00:14:07,388
Oh, um, I was just, uh...
302
00:14:07,471 --> 00:14:10,224
seeing if any students
needed to be saved from the fire.
303
00:14:11,141 --> 00:14:13,018
Nope. All good.
304
00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:14,603
Let's debate, bro.
305
00:14:19,525 --> 00:14:21,193
Aneesa, what are you doing here?
306
00:14:21,277 --> 00:14:23,863
I'm here to be a good girlfriend.
Look, I made you a sign.
307
00:14:24,446 --> 00:14:26,448
Oh. Thank you.
308
00:14:26,532 --> 00:14:29,994
No, no, I hold it. This is what
girlfriends do at football games.
309
00:14:30,077 --> 00:14:30,953
Oh.
310
00:14:31,036 --> 00:14:32,413
So when do you go out there?
311
00:14:32,496 --> 00:14:34,164
I don't. I'm just an alternate.
312
00:14:34,248 --> 00:14:36,500
So I sit here
unless someone calls out sick.
313
00:14:37,167 --> 00:14:39,211
Oh. Okay.
314
00:14:39,295 --> 00:14:42,464
Cool. Guess I'll just sit over here then.
315
00:14:43,048 --> 00:14:44,758
Well, I definitely didn't move it.
316
00:14:44,842 --> 00:14:46,051
Hey, we're missing a binder.
317
00:14:46,135 --> 00:14:49,263
Uh, I didn't touch it.
It was probably the new paralegal.
318
00:14:49,346 --> 00:14:51,599
I saw her order
a Bloody Mary at breakfast.
319
00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:58,480
Tell you what, I think that fire
kind of ruined the flow of things.
320
00:14:58,564 --> 00:15:01,567
So in the interest of keeping things fair,
321
00:15:01,650 --> 00:15:04,653
I think Sherman Oaks and Hartman Hill
should switch sides.
322
00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:06,196
Uh... Objection, Your Honor.
323
00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:08,449
To what? To fairness, Devi?
324
00:15:09,116 --> 00:15:10,367
Um, no.
325
00:15:10,951 --> 00:15:12,286
That's what I thought.
326
00:15:12,995 --> 00:15:13,995
Let's begin.
327
00:15:14,872 --> 00:15:17,082
Okay, now here's a box that's a keeper.
328
00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:20,836
Look at all these old photos
and several rolling pins,
329
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,296
but mostly photos.
330
00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:24,715
Oh, look there's you.
331
00:15:24,798 --> 00:15:26,342
Oh, and Tata.
332
00:15:27,051 --> 00:15:28,928
This is when we used to have
ice cream Sundays,
333
00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:31,555
which was when all we would eat
on Sunday was ice cream.
334
00:15:31,639 --> 00:15:32,765
I always got very sick.
335
00:15:32,848 --> 00:15:36,894
I remember. I was the one who had
to feed you clear rasam the next day.
336
00:15:36,977 --> 00:15:40,648
Oh, I miss Tata.
He was so much fun.
337
00:15:40,731 --> 00:15:43,525
Yes, sometimes a little too fun.
338
00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:45,277
I loved your grandfather,
339
00:15:45,361 --> 00:15:47,947
but he was more of a dreamer than a doer.
340
00:15:50,282 --> 00:15:51,116
How so?
341
00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:55,704
He never liked any job that he had,
so he frequently had no job at all.
342
00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:59,041
And I had to make what little
we did have stretch a long way.
343
00:15:59,124 --> 00:16:01,210
Why do you think I save all this stuff?
344
00:16:01,919 --> 00:16:03,295
Pati, I had no idea.
345
00:16:04,046 --> 00:16:07,800
But it does give a whole new meaning
to this shoebox filled with loose sporks.
346
00:16:08,384 --> 00:16:11,095
Kanna, this is what scares me
about Manish.
347
00:16:11,178 --> 00:16:14,682
That you will have to be a parent to him,
like I was to my husband.
348
00:16:14,765 --> 00:16:16,976
I look at Manish
with his high-top sneakers
349
00:16:17,059 --> 00:16:19,061
and sparkly men's earrings,
350
00:16:19,144 --> 00:16:20,646
and I don't see a grown-up.
351
00:16:20,729 --> 00:16:22,856
I don't see someone
who can make sacrifices
352
00:16:22,940 --> 00:16:24,316
for you and your family.
353
00:16:25,693 --> 00:16:28,570
Pati, I know you're trying to protect me.
354
00:16:29,321 --> 00:16:30,572
But Manish is not Tata.
355
00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:34,034
And one day,
I hope he'll get to prove that to you.
356
00:16:35,369 --> 00:16:38,872
And that's time.
Let's move on to closing statements.
357
00:16:38,956 --> 00:16:40,749
Hartman Hill, you're up first.
358
00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:43,752
Our planet
becomes less habitable by the day,
359
00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:46,797
so private space exploration
is imperative to human survival.
360
00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:49,883
As a local venture capitalist stated
in a recent LA Times op-ed,
361
00:16:49,967 --> 00:16:51,844
"It is our sacrosanct duty..."
362
00:16:51,927 --> 00:16:53,554
He said stank doodie.
363
00:16:53,637 --> 00:16:55,597
Eric, go to detention!
364
00:16:56,181 --> 00:16:57,933
Wait, Eric was right.
365
00:16:58,017 --> 00:16:59,685
Not about the stank part.
366
00:16:59,768 --> 00:17:01,979
Des did say "sacrosanct duty."
367
00:17:02,062 --> 00:17:04,231
Why did that phrase sound so familiar?
368
00:17:04,314 --> 00:17:06,734
"It is our sacrosanct duty
as private companies
369
00:17:06,817 --> 00:17:08,485
to ensure the future of our species."
370
00:17:08,569 --> 00:17:11,363
"So those beautiful twinkling lights
in the sky
371
00:17:11,447 --> 00:17:13,949
can still represent hope."
372
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:15,909
Thank you.
373
00:17:17,077 --> 00:17:18,787
Sherman Oaks, you're up.
374
00:17:19,788 --> 00:17:21,915
Before I begin, what was the name
375
00:17:21,999 --> 00:17:23,839
of the venture capitalist
who wrote that op-ed?
376
00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:26,045
Oh, uh, yeah, Peter Flume.
377
00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:29,048
- Hell yeah. I need the Tootler.
- What?
378
00:17:29,131 --> 00:17:30,507
The Sherman Oaks Tootler.
379
00:17:31,383 --> 00:17:33,385
- I wrapped my sandwich in it.
- Oh my God.
380
00:17:37,431 --> 00:17:39,099
I'd like to introduce into evidence
381
00:17:39,183 --> 00:17:42,019
the December 9th edition
of the Sherman Oaks Tootler.
382
00:17:42,603 --> 00:17:45,439
Turns out your boy
is a resident of Sherman Oaks,
383
00:17:45,939 --> 00:17:48,484
and his mansion's pervy Christmas display
384
00:17:48,567 --> 00:17:52,821
was so big
that it cut power to a local hospital.
385
00:17:54,031 --> 00:17:58,577
My fellow humans, guys like this
don't care about anyone else.
386
00:17:58,660 --> 00:18:02,289
Privatization makes the world
a crappier, more unjust place.
387
00:18:02,372 --> 00:18:07,961
No matter if it's in
space exploration or in education.
388
00:18:10,214 --> 00:18:11,256
Let's go!
389
00:18:12,049 --> 00:18:14,093
Okay. It's unanimous.
390
00:18:14,176 --> 00:18:16,762
With that closing statement,
Sherman Oaks is the winner.
391
00:18:16,845 --> 00:18:18,472
Yes!
392
00:18:18,555 --> 00:18:21,892
Way to go!
393
00:18:23,894 --> 00:18:27,898
And, Ms. Vishwakumar,
if you could just hang back for a second.
394
00:18:28,690 --> 00:18:29,690
Mmm.
395
00:18:30,859 --> 00:18:34,279
Amazing job, babe. You looked like
you could have subbed in at any moment.
396
00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:37,366
Well, I'm glad I didn't.
I hate public speaking.
397
00:18:37,449 --> 00:18:39,493
I don't know why
I signed up for debate.
398
00:18:41,662 --> 00:18:44,289
Oh! Ahh! My incisors.
399
00:18:44,373 --> 00:18:46,708
Damn. What's going on with us?
Why are we so awkward?
400
00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:48,877
I don't know. I really like you.
401
00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:50,420
I really like you too.
402
00:18:50,504 --> 00:18:54,049
I think it's probably always weird
when you go from friends to girlfriends.
403
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:56,426
But we'll get there.
404
00:18:56,510 --> 00:18:59,304
Yeah, in... in no time,
we're going to be PDAing so hard,
405
00:18:59,388 --> 00:19:00,748
people will be like, "Get a room."
406
00:19:04,685 --> 00:19:05,686
Congrats on the win.
407
00:19:06,603 --> 00:19:09,481
Hey, look what I found in the trash.
408
00:19:10,232 --> 00:19:12,776
Hartman Hill's missing binder.
It's weird, huh?
409
00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:14,862
Super weird.
410
00:19:15,487 --> 00:19:16,989
Why'd they throw it away?
411
00:19:17,072 --> 00:19:19,825
You know what,
rich people just don't value property
412
00:19:19,908 --> 00:19:21,034
the same way you and I do...
413
00:19:21,118 --> 00:19:23,036
Devi, stop it. I know you cheated.
414
00:19:24,037 --> 00:19:26,290
And the sad thing is,
you didn't even have to.
415
00:19:26,373 --> 00:19:30,085
Uh... I did it in the name of justice.
Did you not see their paralegals?
416
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:31,461
I'm basically Jean Valjean.
417
00:19:31,545 --> 00:19:33,714
Yeah, well,
then I'm a better singing Russell Crowe
418
00:19:33,797 --> 00:19:35,465
because now I gotta take you to prison,
419
00:19:35,549 --> 00:19:39,178
aka your house, aka the place
where everyone hates me already.
420
00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:41,972
So this is just fantastic.
Get your bag. Let's go.
421
00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:49,813
So, what are your plans after graduation?
422
00:19:50,397 --> 00:19:52,441
Oh, um, I hadn't really thought about it.
423
00:19:52,524 --> 00:19:55,235
I bet there'll be, like,
a graduation party that night,
424
00:19:55,319 --> 00:19:56,612
so I'll probably go to that.
425
00:19:57,571 --> 00:19:59,823
I meant, like,
do you want to go to college...
426
00:19:59,907 --> 00:20:00,991
Quiet on set, people!
427
00:20:01,074 --> 00:20:02,910
Eleanor and I have come to a compromise,
428
00:20:02,993 --> 00:20:04,828
which is that we think
Eleanor's way is best.
429
00:20:04,912 --> 00:20:09,082
All right, babe.
Lights, camera, cell phone.
430
00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:14,213
I'm Eleanor Wong. I'm 5'5",
and this is Jennifer Lopez in Hustlers.
431
00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:16,047
Look, baby.
432
00:20:16,465 --> 00:20:19,218
We gotta start thinking
like these Wall Street guys.
433
00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:21,053
You see what they did to this country?
434
00:20:21,136 --> 00:20:23,472
They stole from everybody.
435
00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:25,933
Hardworking people lost everything.
436
00:20:26,516 --> 00:20:29,102
You ever think about when they come
into the club?
437
00:20:29,186 --> 00:20:30,395
That's stolen money.
438
00:20:30,979 --> 00:20:31,855
Eff these guys.
439
00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:36,944
Cut!
440
00:20:39,488 --> 00:20:42,616
You killed it, babe! These agents
are gonna sign the shit out of you.
441
00:20:42,699 --> 00:20:44,993
And I can't believe you used
my mom's stripper pole.
442
00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:47,287
It was perfect. Thank you for pushing me.
443
00:20:48,455 --> 00:20:49,331
You make me better.
444
00:20:49,414 --> 00:20:50,499
You make me better.
445
00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:01,551
- Hold on.
- Seriously?
446
00:21:01,635 --> 00:21:02,636
Oh boy.
447
00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:06,473
Manish? What a pleasant surprise
you did not clear with me beforehand.
448
00:21:06,556 --> 00:21:09,351
Yeah. Hello, everyone. Sorry to interrupt.
I'll just cut to the chase.
449
00:21:09,434 --> 00:21:12,062
I caught Devi cheating
in the debate tournament today.
450
00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:14,481
I'm... I'm sorry. She did what?
451
00:21:14,564 --> 00:21:16,024
Oh, that is serious.
452
00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:20,696
It seems like it's a family moment.
I'll just go back into the garage.
453
00:21:21,738 --> 00:21:23,782
Devi, how could you?
454
00:21:23,865 --> 00:21:26,451
So, what does this mean?
Is she suspended again?
455
00:21:26,535 --> 00:21:28,870
I decided not to inform the principal.
456
00:21:29,371 --> 00:21:31,748
Seems like something
you'd rather handle in-house.
457
00:21:32,708 --> 00:21:33,708
Thank you, Manish.
458
00:21:34,918 --> 00:21:36,420
- Up to your room.
- Okay.
459
00:21:36,503 --> 00:21:39,548
Couldn't you get into trouble
for not reporting this?
460
00:21:39,631 --> 00:21:41,967
Maybe, but I know how hard Devi works,
461
00:21:42,050 --> 00:21:45,804
and I don't want to mess up her future
because of one stupid mistake.
462
00:21:45,887 --> 00:21:49,516
Anyway, sorry about all this,
and I promise not to bother you again.
463
00:21:49,599 --> 00:21:51,226
Wait, please come inside.
464
00:21:52,394 --> 00:21:54,706
- Is this a trap?
- Please do it before she changes her mind.
465
00:21:54,730 --> 00:21:56,523
Okay. Whoa, you got a tight grip.
466
00:21:56,606 --> 00:21:57,858
Pardon me.
467
00:21:57,941 --> 00:21:59,401
Oh boy. Uh...
468
00:21:59,484 --> 00:22:01,361
Manish, I owe you an apology.
469
00:22:01,945 --> 00:22:05,365
I thought you were nothing more
than an immature, bumbling hooligan.
470
00:22:05,449 --> 00:22:08,160
- I mean, I'm a full-time teacher.
- Anyway, I was wrong.
471
00:22:08,660 --> 00:22:11,955
Despite what your haircut says about you,
you are a grown-up.
472
00:22:12,039 --> 00:22:15,459
You were tough on Devi today,
but you also protected her.
473
00:22:15,959 --> 00:22:17,377
That's what family does.
474
00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:20,922
So I'm happy for Kamala
to be with someone like you.
475
00:22:22,758 --> 00:22:25,677
Although, I would like you to learn
something more about your culture.
476
00:22:25,761 --> 00:22:28,347
Perhaps I can be your tutor.
Would you like that?
477
00:22:28,430 --> 00:22:30,724
He would love that.
Thank you, Pati.
478
00:22:30,807 --> 00:22:31,892
Good.
479
00:22:33,060 --> 00:22:34,936
Hey! Devi? Are you up there?
480
00:22:35,437 --> 00:22:37,647
Yeah. Come in.
481
00:22:39,149 --> 00:22:41,360
Hey, my mom asked me to bring takeout.
482
00:22:41,443 --> 00:22:44,196
While they were fighting
over spring rolls, I snuck upstairs.
483
00:22:44,279 --> 00:22:46,323
Damn. Well played, dude.
484
00:22:46,406 --> 00:22:49,159
If anyone deserves a "Damn.
Well played, dude," it's you.
485
00:22:49,242 --> 00:22:50,242
You clobbered us.
486
00:22:50,952 --> 00:22:52,329
Technically, yes.
487
00:22:53,246 --> 00:22:56,458
But I also may have cheated,
but in a way that didn't even help us,
488
00:22:56,541 --> 00:22:57,793
so you can't be that mad.
489
00:22:57,876 --> 00:22:59,127
Uh, you've lost me.
490
00:23:00,003 --> 00:23:03,799
- I'm the reason your binder went missing.
- Oh man. That was you?
491
00:23:03,882 --> 00:23:05,884
Parker fired one
of our paralegals for that.
492
00:23:05,967 --> 00:23:08,345
I'm sorry,
but how else are we supposed to compete
493
00:23:08,428 --> 00:23:11,056
with your paralegals
and the fricking Jeopardy computer?
494
00:23:12,474 --> 00:23:16,269
Yikes. Look, I'm not psyched
you stole our research, but frankly,
495
00:23:16,353 --> 00:23:19,773
I don't blame you guys for trying to give
yourselves an edge. That's what we do.
496
00:23:19,856 --> 00:23:23,819
Like, for instance,
we might take a normal desktop computer
497
00:23:23,902 --> 00:23:27,406
and put a screen saver on it
so it looks like the one from Jeopardy.
498
00:23:27,489 --> 00:23:29,991
No! I asked that computer
for an autograph.
499
00:23:31,243 --> 00:23:32,494
Look, I'll be honest.
500
00:23:33,161 --> 00:23:35,205
- I'm intimidated by you.
- Hmm?
501
00:23:35,288 --> 00:23:39,000
I don't think I've ever dated someone
as smart as me or maybe even smarter.
502
00:23:40,919 --> 00:23:41,919
I think I like it.
503
00:23:42,712 --> 00:23:44,256
Well, I like it too.
504
00:23:45,006 --> 00:23:46,758
Being smarter than you.
505
00:23:46,842 --> 00:23:49,219
Devi,
why am I hearing voices up there?
506
00:23:49,302 --> 00:23:51,388
You better not be listening to a podcast!
507
00:23:52,013 --> 00:23:53,807
Okay, you got to get out of here.
508
00:23:53,890 --> 00:23:57,185
But maybe you could throw
a spring roll up the stairs?
509
00:23:57,936 --> 00:23:59,020
You got it.
510
00:23:59,104 --> 00:24:02,065
♪ You used to shine so bright
But you soured ♪
511
00:24:02,149 --> 00:24:04,192
♪ At the taste of a bitter leaf ♪
512
00:24:04,276 --> 00:24:08,530
♪ Took it all out on me
But I see through you ♪
513
00:24:08,613 --> 00:24:11,992
♪ And you won't be causing me no grief
Anymore ♪
514
00:24:12,075 --> 00:24:15,328
♪ You used to shine so bright
But you soured ♪
515
00:24:15,412 --> 00:24:17,622
♪ At the taste of a bitter leaf ♪
516
00:24:17,706 --> 00:24:21,710
♪ Took it all out on me
But I see through you ♪
517
00:24:21,793 --> 00:24:25,088
♪ And you won't be causing me no grief
Anymore ♪
518
00:24:25,172 --> 00:24:28,383
♪ You used to shine so bright
But you soured ♪
519
00:24:28,467 --> 00:24:30,886
♪ At the taste of a bitter leaf ♪
520
00:24:30,969 --> 00:24:34,848
♪ Took it all out on me
But I see through you ♪
521
00:24:34,931 --> 00:24:38,310
♪ And you won't be causing me no grief
Anymore ♪