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Invader Zim
Planet Jackers
s01e07A (s02e03)

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Subtitles: Ainee

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Enhance.

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Computer, locate
Invader Flobee.

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Flobee seems to
be doing alright.

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Computer, show 
me Invader Stink.

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Stink never was much of
an invader. I'd be surprised

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if he's even got a
good disguise yet.

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Resting on the job,
eh, Stink? Pathetic!

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All the invaders are farther along
in their conquest than I am!

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Computer, show me
Invader Skutch!

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Skutch was a total
failure in the academy.

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Hey, what
is this?!

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Computer, I wanna
see Invader Skutch!

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Exact Skutch
coordinates set.

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I see no Skutch!
Go back to Stink.

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GIR! Come to
the observatory!

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- Yes? - What have you
done to the telescope?

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- Nothin'. - You
haven't touched it?

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Something is broken
and it's not your fault?

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I know, I'm
scared too.

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Computer, display
scope image on screen.

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I love this show.

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What is that?

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I know this from
somewhere...

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- Do that again!
- If what I saw was

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what I thought I saw, then
there isn't time to fix the scope!

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I'll have to find another
more powerful telescope

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to confirm my...
suspicions...

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Let's make biscuits!
Let's make biscuits!

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What about
that one?

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It certainly looks
powerful enough...

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but it belongs to
the Dib human.

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So? He
seems nice!

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We want to destroy these
people, not ask them for help.

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The very thought of it makes
me make little... sicky noises.

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I need to use
your telescope.

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Gaz, there's an
alien in the house!

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You mean
besides you?

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We don't have
time for this, Dib!

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Your world might be
in very great danger!

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Well, yeah, you're trying to destroy
the human race, remember?

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Oh, yes, but this is different,
there's something else entirely.

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I need the use
of your telescope!

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You think I'm stupid?
I mean, what kind of

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weak alien needs the help of the
people he intends to conquer?

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Have you
seen the sky?

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I'm not going
out there, Zim!

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I'm not falling for whatever
it is you're up to!

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Earth is safe once
more, but for how long?

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Be quiet!

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Stupid human!

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We only have
one option, GIR!

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We're takin' the Voot
Cruiser out to investigate.

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It's a good thing I fixed
the g-force compensators

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on the cruiser before this
little trip we're about to take.

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It was acting
kinda funny.

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G-force.

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What did we hit?

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Noooooo!!!!

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The Earth has
been stolen, GIR!

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- Stolen?
- By the Planet Jackers!

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Computer, bring up the Planet
Jackers holo simulation.

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They sneak up on
unsuspecting planets

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and enclose them in
a hollow metal bubble.

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The inside of the sphere
is one big television screen,

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which projects a sky so no
one knows what happened.

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I like TV!

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Those earthquakes we've
been feeling are the pull

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from when they
change direction.

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Tell me a story
about giant pigs!

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The Planet Jacker's
homeworld orbits a dying sun.

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They throw planets into it like
firewood to keep it burning.

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And now, they
have the Earth.

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- Yaaay!
- No, GIR, that's bad.

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Do you know
what this means?

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Yes.

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You don't
really, do you?

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It means we won't
get to destroy it!

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Our mission will
be a total failure!

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Imagine the Irken armada showing
up and the entire planet is missing!

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There's got to be a
way out of the shell.

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There!

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That's it!
That's them!

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Look at that,
binary system.

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That's a pair of stars
orbiting around each other.

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You ever been to
a binary system?

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No.

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Would it... kill you
to say something?

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Quiet, or I'll eat your head.
Is that enough words for you?

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I was just trying to
make conversation.

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- S'cuse me. - Hey,
look at the little green guy!

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What do you think
you're doing?

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Well, you see that
planet back there?

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- Yes. - We're gonna
throw it into our sun.

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Why, you gotta
problem with that?

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That one's gonna burn
real good, lots of critters!

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Critters burn good!

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Yes, I have a problem!
Maybe you have forgotten

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about the Irken/Planet
Jacker treaty, stating that

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all planets marked for
conquest by the Irken military

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are to be left
where they are!

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No, no, this planet wasn't
marked. This one's free game.

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Then it's a mistake!
I know for certain

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the armada expects me to
insure this planet's doom!

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Can't you just go get
some other planet?

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I got a better idea.
We'll take this planet,

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and you go doom
a different one.

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I was here first!

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I'm getting tired of
you, green thing.

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Look, Oog!

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Pick up the pace,
we're almost home!

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There isn't
much time!

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GIR! Fly the cruiser.
I have a plan.

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An amazing plan...

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I'll take care of it.

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Please, stop that.
It's really annoying!

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Fools! I am Zim,
Irken Invader Zim.

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I am responsible for
the safe obliteration

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of the human
race, not you!

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That's it.

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Release the
planet, thief!

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There's only one way
to undue the coupling,

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but you'll have to
get through me first!

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GIR! GIR!
Catch me!

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Bring the cruiser
around and catch me!

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Yes, sir!

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Hi!

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Let me in, GIR!

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They're getting away!
We're loosing the planet, GIR!

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The Tallest will
kill me for sure!

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Now, time for another
amazing plan from me, Zim!

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The pods should cut
through the shell.

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I'll just have to keep them occupied
so they don't notice what's happening.

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You let me know
when it's done.

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Oog, look
who's back.

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Let's get this over
with, little man!

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Sure.
Why not.

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Preeeetty!

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You had enough yet?

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It's done!

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Okay... I think I'm
through with you!

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The Earth is safe!
I did it, GIR!

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Now let's go
destroy it!

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Yaaay!

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Another job well
done, yeah?

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Yeah...

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Subtitles: Ainee


