1 00:00:06,965 --> 00:00:11,428 Earth, a cradle for unimaginable beauty 2 00:00:11,428 --> 00:00:14,764 and staggering wonder. 3 00:00:14,764 --> 00:00:18,727 Incomprehensible, overwhelming, 4 00:00:18,727 --> 00:00:23,815 this planet mocks our feeble power to describe it. 5 00:00:23,815 --> 00:00:28,611 Yes, to truly appreciate the astounding grandeur 6 00:00:28,611 --> 00:00:34,451 of this planet, sometimes you must defile it. 7 00:00:34,451 --> 00:00:37,537 Behold the defiler. 8 00:00:37,537 --> 00:00:43,460 His character is vile, base, and depraved. 9 00:00:43,460 --> 00:00:45,879 Once a proud talk show host, 10 00:00:45,879 --> 00:00:49,632 he has been driven by a changing ecosystem 11 00:00:49,632 --> 00:00:52,844 to a drier and harsher climate, 12 00:00:52,844 --> 00:00:55,638 the weekly podcast. 13 00:00:55,638 --> 00:01:01,144 Here, without the nourishment of his studio audience, 14 00:01:01,144 --> 00:01:05,440 this clown with dull, tiny eyes, 15 00:01:05,440 --> 00:01:08,360 the eyes of a crudely painted doll 16 00:01:08,360 --> 00:01:13,114 is forced to feed on that meagerest of morsels, 17 00:01:13,114 --> 00:01:15,700 the random call-in fan. 18 00:01:15,700 --> 00:01:21,206 Unhinged by the feral scent of their mild enthusiasm, 19 00:01:21,206 --> 00:01:23,875 he scavenges in distant lands, 20 00:01:23,875 --> 00:01:25,585 uninvited, 21 00:01:25,585 --> 00:01:29,589 fueled by a bottomless hunger for recognition 22 00:01:29,589 --> 00:01:31,758 and the occasional selfie. 23 00:01:39,766 --> 00:01:42,310 This is madness. 24 00:01:42,310 --> 00:01:44,688 This is lunacy. 25 00:01:44,688 --> 00:01:47,023 This is chaos. 26 00:01:47,023 --> 00:01:51,152 This is his ancestral hallowed ground. 27 00:01:58,827 --> 00:02:01,621 Here's a picture of me when I was ten years old, 28 00:02:01,621 --> 00:02:03,707 the same year my parents sat me down 29 00:02:03,707 --> 00:02:05,375 and told me the unthinkable. 30 00:02:05,375 --> 00:02:07,544 I was Irish. 31 00:02:07,544 --> 00:02:10,296 Since then, I've heard a lot about my ancestors 32 00:02:10,296 --> 00:02:13,383 leaving Ireland for America in the 19th century, 33 00:02:13,383 --> 00:02:15,093 including our family patriarch, 34 00:02:15,093 --> 00:02:17,220 Thomas Noonan O'Brien, 35 00:02:17,220 --> 00:02:20,056 who headed to Central Massachusetts to purchase 36 00:02:20,056 --> 00:02:21,933 a big fake mustache. 37 00:02:21,933 --> 00:02:24,978 But while I knew his name, I didn't know much about 38 00:02:24,978 --> 00:02:26,896 the life he left behind in Ireland. 39 00:02:26,896 --> 00:02:31,234 And then I realized, wait, I have a travel show. 40 00:02:31,234 --> 00:02:35,238 I can go find my roots, road trip around Ireland, 41 00:02:35,238 --> 00:02:36,531 call it content, 42 00:02:36,531 --> 00:02:39,826 and send the bill to a hapless streaming service. 43 00:02:42,787 --> 00:02:44,664 And as soon as I landed, 44 00:02:44,664 --> 00:02:47,459 I knew immediately that I was with my people. 45 00:03:11,775 --> 00:03:14,194 Welcome home. 46 00:03:14,194 --> 00:03:17,322 There's no way the horse makes it into the show. 47 00:03:17,322 --> 00:03:20,283 Oh, this'll be in, all right. 48 00:03:20,283 --> 00:03:22,619 Never. 49 00:03:22,619 --> 00:03:25,163 I set off to explore Ireland 50 00:03:25,163 --> 00:03:27,290 and received the same hero's welcome 51 00:03:27,290 --> 00:03:29,334 as other famous Irish sons. 52 00:03:29,334 --> 00:03:31,169 Hey, if you're driving through Ireland, 53 00:03:31,169 --> 00:03:33,505 you have to stop in County Tipperary. 54 00:03:33,505 --> 00:03:35,215 Why you ask? 55 00:03:35,215 --> 00:03:40,845 To pay homage to the Barack Obama Plaza highway rest stop. 56 00:03:40,845 --> 00:03:44,849 Beautiful likenesses of the presidential couple. 57 00:03:44,849 --> 00:03:48,812 They're waving at drivers on the M7. 58 00:03:48,812 --> 00:03:50,605 This is Pat McDonagh. 59 00:03:50,605 --> 00:03:52,691 And this was your concept? 60 00:03:52,691 --> 00:03:53,775 That's right. 61 00:03:53,775 --> 00:03:56,486 This is because Barack Obama has an eighth cousin 62 00:03:56,486 --> 00:03:57,445 who lives in the area. 63 00:03:57,445 --> 00:03:59,239 That's correct, yeah. 64 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:00,699 I bet you have a whole string of presidential plazas. 65 00:04:00,699 --> 00:04:02,075 Yeah. And we're-- 66 00:04:02,075 --> 00:04:03,535 I was at your Lyndon Johnson flapjack house 67 00:04:03,535 --> 00:04:05,453 half an hour ago. 68 00:04:05,453 --> 00:04:08,331 Because I'm a son of Ireland, you've arranged 69 00:04:08,331 --> 00:04:09,874 a little honor for me as well. 70 00:04:15,797 --> 00:04:17,215 This is fantastic! 71 00:04:17,215 --> 00:04:18,717 And this is amazing. 72 00:04:18,717 --> 00:04:19,843 Look, there's already a crowd gathering here. 73 00:04:19,843 --> 00:04:21,011 Yeah, absolutely. 74 00:04:21,011 --> 00:04:22,220 People are-- kids are excited. 75 00:04:22,220 --> 00:04:24,389 Do you think you'll be using the Conan O'Brien air pump? 76 00:04:24,389 --> 00:04:25,390 - Absolutely. - Of course. 77 00:04:25,390 --> 00:04:26,808 The best air in Ireland. 78 00:04:26,808 --> 00:04:28,518 We dedicated this five minutes ago, 79 00:04:28,518 --> 00:04:31,104 and water is already shooting out of the water pump 80 00:04:31,104 --> 00:04:32,897 at the Conan O'Brien air pump. 81 00:04:32,897 --> 00:04:34,065 Not my problem. 82 00:04:34,065 --> 00:04:35,400 I only handle air. 83 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:37,694 OK, Pat, I have a great surprise for you. 84 00:04:37,694 --> 00:04:40,488 One, two, three, go! 85 00:04:40,488 --> 00:04:42,782 - Wow. - Yes! 86 00:04:42,782 --> 00:04:46,578 It's an exact likeness of me if I were in a terrible accident. 87 00:04:46,578 --> 00:04:48,663 Hey... 88 00:04:48,663 --> 00:04:49,873 So let's slide it in, guys. 89 00:05:21,279 --> 00:05:24,032 I'm high-fiving Obama. 90 00:05:24,032 --> 00:05:25,367 Look at that! 91 00:05:25,367 --> 00:05:26,576 Very good, very good, very good. 92 00:05:26,576 --> 00:05:27,952 Right? 93 00:05:27,952 --> 00:05:30,080 Barack Obama just had air put in his tire 94 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:31,456 at the Conan O'Brien air pump. 95 00:05:31,456 --> 00:05:32,791 That's what's being commemorated here. 96 00:05:32,791 --> 00:05:34,376 Oh. 97 00:05:34,376 --> 00:05:36,461 Next, I headed to Ireland's largest city, Dublin, 98 00:05:36,461 --> 00:05:39,964 where I got a crash course in how to speak like a local. 99 00:05:39,964 --> 00:05:41,841 Lynn, you are from the north side of Dublin. 100 00:05:41,841 --> 00:05:46,429 I would like to learn what you people refer to as the Dub. 101 00:05:46,429 --> 00:05:48,640 I know there are many different variations on it... 102 00:05:48,640 --> 00:05:49,641 - Yeah. - But just give me the basics. 103 00:05:49,641 --> 00:05:50,892 The basics. 104 00:05:50,892 --> 00:05:52,811 So if you walked out of here now, if you said to somebody, 105 00:05:52,811 --> 00:05:53,853 - what's the crack? - What's the crack? 106 00:05:53,853 --> 00:05:54,938 Yeah. 107 00:05:54,938 --> 00:05:56,606 What's the crack means, what's going on? 108 00:05:56,606 --> 00:05:57,607 Yeah, like, what's up? 109 00:05:57,607 --> 00:05:59,275 What's the story? 110 00:05:59,275 --> 00:06:01,152 If we were at a party and the party was really good, 111 00:06:01,152 --> 00:06:03,697 we-- you might say to someone else, that was great crack. 112 00:06:03,697 --> 00:06:06,241 Would I ever say, I enjoyed your crack? 113 00:06:06,241 --> 00:06:08,410 You might, but it will mean something different. 114 00:06:08,410 --> 00:06:09,744 Right. 115 00:06:09,744 --> 00:06:11,162 That would be if you had a good ride. 116 00:06:11,162 --> 00:06:12,622 What's that mean? 117 00:06:12,622 --> 00:06:14,040 A ride means, oh, he's gorgeous. 118 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:16,001 - Ride? - Like riding a bike. 119 00:06:16,001 --> 00:06:17,502 But because you're a redhead-- 120 00:06:17,502 --> 00:06:19,671 I'm sorry to all me redhead people, I love you very much. 121 00:06:19,671 --> 00:06:24,050 But you would caveat it with, "He's a ride for a ginger." 122 00:06:24,050 --> 00:06:26,011 Why do people do that? 123 00:06:26,011 --> 00:06:26,928 This is Ireland. 124 00:06:26,928 --> 00:06:28,680 I get that shit in the-- 125 00:06:28,680 --> 00:06:30,015 I'm sorry, shite. 126 00:06:30,015 --> 00:06:31,016 I get that in the rest of the world. 127 00:06:31,016 --> 00:06:32,017 And then I come to Ireland, and you're like, 128 00:06:32,017 --> 00:06:34,227 "Well, as redheads go"-- 129 00:06:34,227 --> 00:06:35,770 I think we're quite sexy. 130 00:06:35,770 --> 00:06:37,772 Extremely sexy for redheads. 131 00:06:37,772 --> 00:06:38,940 That's-- don't say that! 132 00:06:40,025 --> 00:06:41,067 It's not funny. 133 00:06:41,067 --> 00:06:42,569 We're very attractive people. 134 00:06:42,569 --> 00:06:45,405 Ron Howard-- oh, fuck. 135 00:06:45,405 --> 00:06:47,699 We use the same word for a lot of things. 136 00:06:47,699 --> 00:06:49,117 So say, Mickey. 137 00:06:49,117 --> 00:06:50,326 Do you know what-- 138 00:06:50,326 --> 00:06:51,536 I can't believe I'm not to go there. 139 00:06:51,536 --> 00:06:54,039 A Mickey is when someone puts something in your drink. 140 00:06:54,039 --> 00:06:55,665 - No. - What is it here? 141 00:06:55,665 --> 00:06:56,791 Mickey, in Ireland, is your penis. 142 00:06:56,791 --> 00:06:57,917 What? 143 00:06:57,917 --> 00:06:59,502 - Yeah. - My God. 144 00:06:59,502 --> 00:07:01,212 Yeah. 145 00:07:01,212 --> 00:07:02,630 Earlier today someone said, I put a Mickey in your drink. 146 00:07:04,090 --> 00:07:06,217 And then later on, I noticed I wasn't sleepy. 147 00:07:06,217 --> 00:07:08,053 I wasn't sleepy at all. 148 00:07:08,053 --> 00:07:09,054 Yeah. 149 00:07:09,054 --> 00:07:10,305 But we use the same-- 150 00:07:10,305 --> 00:07:12,724 But the drink tasted slightly a-cock! 151 00:07:15,894 --> 00:07:17,604 I think I got to start speaking faster because you 152 00:07:17,604 --> 00:07:18,688 - speak very quickly. - Yeah. 153 00:07:18,688 --> 00:07:19,939 I'll put a little lilt on it, and I'll speak quickly. 154 00:07:19,939 --> 00:07:21,274 Yeah. Got a few jars in. 155 00:07:21,274 --> 00:07:22,901 - Got a few jars-- what's that? - Jars. 156 00:07:22,901 --> 00:07:24,152 - Jars. - Drinks. 157 00:07:24,152 --> 00:07:25,779 I've got a few jars in. 158 00:07:25,779 --> 00:07:27,197 I was just praying to, what is it, Jessie Christy? 159 00:07:27,197 --> 00:07:28,239 - Janey Mac. - Janey Mac. 160 00:07:28,239 --> 00:07:29,532 Yeah. 161 00:07:29,532 --> 00:07:31,117 I just had a prayer with Janey Mac, 162 00:07:31,117 --> 00:07:33,870 because he found me sticking me Mickey in a light socket! 163 00:07:33,870 --> 00:07:35,830 You know what I mean? That kind of thing, right. 164 00:07:35,830 --> 00:07:37,499 Well, that's not saying a lot for your Mickey 165 00:07:37,499 --> 00:07:39,417 actually, because light sockets are-- 166 00:07:39,417 --> 00:07:41,419 - they're quite small. - I had an adapter. 167 00:07:41,419 --> 00:07:42,545 OK, right. 168 00:07:44,255 --> 00:07:46,007 Being a little loose with the mouth too. 169 00:07:47,801 --> 00:07:50,595 That sounds actually more patronizing, stereotypical. 170 00:07:50,595 --> 00:07:51,846 That's what I-- 171 00:07:51,846 --> 00:07:53,223 - Da, da, da, da, da, da, da. - Oh-- 172 00:07:53,223 --> 00:07:55,141 The Americans go on television and kind of go, 173 00:07:55,141 --> 00:07:57,268 - oh-- di, dir, dir, dir, dir. - Yeah. 174 00:07:58,978 --> 00:08:00,814 She wants me gold, eh. 175 00:08:00,814 --> 00:08:02,982 So when you're young, growing up in Dublin, 176 00:08:02,982 --> 00:08:05,735 if you were wrecking your ma's head, right? 177 00:08:05,735 --> 00:08:07,320 If I was a wrecking my ma's head? 178 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:08,655 That's a niner. 179 00:08:08,655 --> 00:08:12,367 You know, just in her ear, a niner. 180 00:08:12,367 --> 00:08:13,827 She'd say-- 181 00:08:13,827 --> 00:08:15,036 You know, you think you're explaining things, 182 00:08:15,036 --> 00:08:16,204 but you're not. 183 00:08:16,204 --> 00:08:17,664 You're throwing me in the soup every time. 184 00:08:17,664 --> 00:08:19,207 I don't know what you're saying. 185 00:08:19,207 --> 00:08:21,042 You're wrecking your ma's head like a niner. 186 00:08:21,042 --> 00:08:22,585 What does that mean? 187 00:08:22,585 --> 00:08:24,879 That's just-- that's just gibbeldy-goo, you know, 188 00:08:24,879 --> 00:08:26,715 which I'm sure is the town you're from. 189 00:08:26,715 --> 00:08:28,758 There's an equal relationship here, where you're a student. 190 00:08:28,758 --> 00:08:30,176 Mm-hmm. 191 00:08:30,176 --> 00:08:31,428 So you might just be a really shy student. 192 00:08:31,428 --> 00:08:32,762 I might be a shy student. 193 00:08:32,762 --> 00:08:34,139 All right, rather than me being a bad teacher. 194 00:08:34,139 --> 00:08:35,223 I'm going to put it on you. 195 00:08:35,223 --> 00:08:36,599 Giving it socks. 196 00:08:36,599 --> 00:08:38,601 That's being blithered in the blathered. 197 00:08:38,601 --> 00:08:39,519 No. 198 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:40,603 Just imagine you're in a rave. 199 00:08:40,603 --> 00:08:43,398 And you're like, absolutely wrecking it. 200 00:08:43,398 --> 00:08:44,733 Monkey. 201 00:08:44,733 --> 00:08:47,110 Uh, I don't know. 202 00:08:47,110 --> 00:08:48,111 You don't know what monkey is? 203 00:08:48,111 --> 00:08:49,320 - Dirty. - What's that? 204 00:08:49,320 --> 00:08:51,656 - Dirty. - Oh, dirty. 205 00:08:51,656 --> 00:08:52,866 - No, door-ty. - Door-ty. 206 00:08:52,866 --> 00:08:54,117 I thought you wanted to speak like me. 207 00:08:54,117 --> 00:08:56,369 But yet you keep trying to force me to speak like you. 208 00:08:56,369 --> 00:08:57,871 I'm not trying to force you to do anything. 209 00:08:57,871 --> 00:08:59,164 No, you keep going, "Sorry, sorry. 210 00:08:59,164 --> 00:09:00,790 Is it dirty?" 211 00:09:00,790 --> 00:09:03,501 I enjoy this crack I'm having with you. 212 00:09:03,501 --> 00:09:05,045 Eh, going on the lash. 213 00:09:05,045 --> 00:09:06,296 Going on the lash. 214 00:09:06,296 --> 00:09:07,339 Going on the drink. 215 00:09:07,339 --> 00:09:08,715 We're all going on the lash. 216 00:09:08,715 --> 00:09:11,468 And then you might say, and I'm absolutely dying for me hole. 217 00:09:11,468 --> 00:09:12,761 Oh, Janey Mac. 218 00:09:14,304 --> 00:09:15,263 Oh, I'm dying for the hole? 219 00:09:15,263 --> 00:09:16,806 - Me hole. - Me hole? 220 00:09:16,806 --> 00:09:18,767 - Yeah. - That means I'm want-- 221 00:09:18,767 --> 00:09:20,602 - I'm interested in what? - It's like I-- 222 00:09:20,602 --> 00:09:22,228 - What do you mean? - I'm gagging for it. 223 00:09:22,228 --> 00:09:24,356 - It's like-- - I'm gagging for my hole. 224 00:09:24,356 --> 00:09:26,691 Is-- I'm interested in sex? Is that what you're saying? 225 00:09:26,691 --> 00:09:29,361 I'm for me hole means, that I want to have sex. 226 00:09:29,361 --> 00:09:31,154 But it sounds like no one else needs to be there. 227 00:09:31,154 --> 00:09:34,240 If you said, I'm going to wear the hole of you-- 228 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:35,408 Yeah. 229 00:09:35,408 --> 00:09:38,036 That would be different to, I want to get me hole. 230 00:09:38,036 --> 00:09:39,871 That hole is that hole. 231 00:09:39,871 --> 00:09:41,706 But-- 232 00:09:41,706 --> 00:09:44,459 Right? If you were to say me hole, 233 00:09:44,459 --> 00:09:46,670 then you're talking about your bum. 234 00:09:46,670 --> 00:09:49,923 But if you were saying, I'd like me hole, 235 00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:53,051 you're talking about a different hole. 236 00:09:53,051 --> 00:09:54,052 Well, first of all, I'm glad that we met 237 00:09:54,052 --> 00:09:57,472 in this beautiful bar to talk about this. 238 00:09:57,472 --> 00:09:59,432 So how about we have a conversation 239 00:09:59,432 --> 00:10:00,975 - rather than you repeat me. - Sure. 240 00:10:00,975 --> 00:10:02,769 What's the crack, Conan? 241 00:10:02,769 --> 00:10:04,020 Eh, I'm going to go down over to the pub 242 00:10:04,020 --> 00:10:05,939 and then go to the club. 243 00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:07,107 Get me socks. 244 00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:08,566 Get me socks on. 245 00:10:08,566 --> 00:10:09,901 Get me socks off. 246 00:10:09,901 --> 00:10:11,486 I'm going to wear me socks. I'm wearing socks. 247 00:10:11,486 --> 00:10:12,570 I have socks. 248 00:10:12,570 --> 00:10:14,239 I brought socks! 249 00:10:14,239 --> 00:10:15,782 I have a jars over there at the pub. 250 00:10:15,782 --> 00:10:17,659 Over there at the pub? At that pub over there? 251 00:10:17,659 --> 00:10:19,035 It's that pub over there, yeah. 252 00:10:19,035 --> 00:10:20,036 Are they all right over there? 253 00:10:20,036 --> 00:10:21,579 Oh, yeah. 254 00:10:21,579 --> 00:10:22,789 Well, you know, the man in the Dub, that work at the pub. 255 00:10:22,789 --> 00:10:23,915 - Yeah? - Yeah. 256 00:10:23,915 --> 00:10:25,083 I'm absolutely dying for me hole. 257 00:10:25,083 --> 00:10:26,209 What do you like over there? 258 00:10:26,209 --> 00:10:27,335 Oh, well, I'll get you a jar. 259 00:10:27,335 --> 00:10:28,378 We'll put it in your hole. 260 00:10:32,507 --> 00:10:34,092 No visit to Dublin is complete 261 00:10:34,092 --> 00:10:35,635 unless you meet up with Bono. 262 00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:37,095 It has to happen. 263 00:10:37,095 --> 00:10:40,390 Problem is, Bono is hard to find. 264 00:10:40,390 --> 00:10:41,891 It's offseason. 265 00:10:41,891 --> 00:10:43,226 It's cold. 266 00:10:43,226 --> 00:10:46,563 And often, Bono retreats into the shrubbery 267 00:10:46,563 --> 00:10:49,899 to lay up on food and rest, 268 00:10:49,899 --> 00:10:51,609 kind of prepare himself for the spring 269 00:10:51,609 --> 00:10:53,528 and the next tour of Vegas. 270 00:10:53,528 --> 00:10:55,363 I've heard reports that he's been 271 00:10:55,363 --> 00:10:57,323 spotted here in Merrion Park. 272 00:11:01,953 --> 00:11:05,040 When you're looking for Bono, you have to be patient. 273 00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:06,082 You can't rush it. 274 00:11:11,046 --> 00:11:12,339 That's a different band. 275 00:11:14,591 --> 00:11:16,509 This is a promising area over here. 276 00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:18,845 There's a lot of dense foliage. 277 00:11:18,845 --> 00:11:20,972 There's been some very small footprints. 278 00:11:20,972 --> 00:11:23,892 We have found trace evidence of Bono's scat. 279 00:11:23,892 --> 00:11:26,895 Yeah, Bono's been here. 280 00:11:29,939 --> 00:11:32,067 Oh, yeah. 281 00:11:32,067 --> 00:11:34,110 Here we go. 282 00:11:34,110 --> 00:11:35,570 These are fresh. 283 00:11:35,570 --> 00:11:38,406 He sheds these during mating season 284 00:11:38,406 --> 00:11:39,574 and then grows new ones. 285 00:11:42,285 --> 00:11:44,913 Wait a minute. 286 00:11:44,913 --> 00:11:47,791 There, right there, right there, 287 00:11:47,791 --> 00:11:49,125 ahead of the woman with the baby carriage. 288 00:11:49,125 --> 00:11:50,126 Right there. Can't tell. 289 00:11:50,126 --> 00:11:52,420 Is that-- see? See over there? 290 00:11:52,420 --> 00:11:54,714 See over there? I'm pretty sure that's him! 291 00:11:55,924 --> 00:11:57,759 Enhancing the footage confirmed it. 292 00:11:57,759 --> 00:12:00,887 Bono was in the park. 293 00:12:00,887 --> 00:12:02,639 Bono hunters have told me if you really want 294 00:12:02,639 --> 00:12:05,517 to lure them in, you've got to use one of these. 295 00:12:05,517 --> 00:12:09,312 It's a global Humanitarian Award. 296 00:12:09,312 --> 00:12:10,605 It's not even real. 297 00:12:10,605 --> 00:12:12,691 We're going to use this as bait. 298 00:12:12,691 --> 00:12:14,526 We're going to bag us a Bono. 299 00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:20,156 OK, the Humanitarian Award has been hanging 300 00:12:20,156 --> 00:12:21,783 for about five minutes. 301 00:12:21,783 --> 00:12:22,992 The trap is set. 302 00:12:22,992 --> 00:12:24,994 I'm told, with Bono, this won't take long. 303 00:12:24,994 --> 00:12:28,665 He can smell these things from miles away. 304 00:12:30,041 --> 00:12:31,167 There he is! There he is! 305 00:12:31,167 --> 00:12:32,502 Where? Where is he? 306 00:12:32,502 --> 00:12:33,503 There he is! He's coming right-- 307 00:12:33,503 --> 00:12:34,504 Where do you see him? 308 00:12:37,007 --> 00:12:37,841 - Right there! - Oh, he's the guy there! 309 00:12:37,841 --> 00:12:39,884 There he is! There he is! 310 00:12:39,884 --> 00:12:42,095 He's got it! He's got the award! 311 00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:43,722 - There he goes! - There he goes! 312 00:12:43,722 --> 00:12:45,181 Come on! 313 00:12:47,976 --> 00:12:50,895 Bono! 314 00:12:53,314 --> 00:12:55,275 Bono! 315 00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:56,484 Damn it! 316 00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:00,530 All right. 317 00:13:00,530 --> 00:13:03,241 Let's get another Humanitarian Award. 318 00:13:03,241 --> 00:13:05,452 I was starting to feel at home in Dublin. 319 00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:08,163 So I decided to find out what the crack was 320 00:13:08,163 --> 00:13:10,373 with an Irish fan I met on my podcast. 321 00:13:10,373 --> 00:13:11,499 Conan. 322 00:13:11,499 --> 00:13:12,709 Mohammed, how are you? 323 00:13:12,709 --> 00:13:14,836 - I'm good. I'm good. - Where are you right now? 324 00:13:14,836 --> 00:13:18,631 So right now I'm in my family home in Dublin in Ireland. 325 00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:21,551 My family came here about 25 years ago from-- 326 00:13:21,551 --> 00:13:22,677 from Pakistan. 327 00:13:22,677 --> 00:13:25,889 So I was born here, grew up here, raised in Dublin. 328 00:13:25,889 --> 00:13:27,640 And for the past three, four years now, 329 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:30,018 I've been going to university in Bulgaria. 330 00:13:30,018 --> 00:13:31,061 Wait a minute. 331 00:13:31,061 --> 00:13:32,145 I'm trying to piece this together. 332 00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:33,355 Your name is Mohammed. 333 00:13:33,355 --> 00:13:35,565 - Yes. - You grew up in Ireland. 334 00:13:35,565 --> 00:13:36,691 Yes. 335 00:13:36,691 --> 00:13:38,735 And you're going to the University of Bulgaria. 336 00:13:38,735 --> 00:13:39,778 - Yes. - Is that right? 337 00:13:39,778 --> 00:13:42,447 I'm a fourth-year medical student out there. 338 00:13:42,447 --> 00:13:44,324 What do you think you want to do in medicine? 339 00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:46,159 Something surgery-wise I think would-- 340 00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:47,369 - would interest me quite a lot. - OK. 341 00:13:47,369 --> 00:13:48,995 Well, my wish, and I know this is 342 00:13:48,995 --> 00:13:51,915 a very strange thing to say, is that one day 343 00:13:51,915 --> 00:13:53,166 you perform surgery on me. 344 00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:54,834 - That would be-- that would-- - That's what I want. 345 00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:56,044 - be an honor. - That's what I want. 346 00:13:56,044 --> 00:13:57,253 That would actually be pretty-- pretty incredible. 347 00:13:57,253 --> 00:13:58,505 That's weird. 348 00:14:08,390 --> 00:14:09,974 - Mohammed. - No. 349 00:14:09,974 --> 00:14:11,726 Mohammed! Yes! 350 00:14:11,726 --> 00:14:13,186 - What? - Yes! 351 00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:15,188 - No! - Yes, Yes! 352 00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:16,773 - Yes, Mohammed. - How are you? 353 00:14:16,773 --> 00:14:18,316 - What? - Hey. How's it going? 354 00:14:18,316 --> 00:14:19,526 - You mind if we come in? - No. 355 00:14:19,526 --> 00:14:21,277 - Of course, of course. - Is it okay? Come on in. 356 00:14:21,277 --> 00:14:23,571 Come on. Come on. This is crazy. 357 00:14:23,571 --> 00:14:25,865 This is really nice. 358 00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:27,325 Do you mind if I just relax here for a second? 359 00:14:27,325 --> 00:14:28,368 Of course. 360 00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:30,620 When last we spoke, you were studying medicine. 361 00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:31,955 Yes. 362 00:14:31,955 --> 00:14:33,498 What is your specialty going to be? 363 00:14:33,498 --> 00:14:34,457 You told me you were interested in surgery. 364 00:14:34,457 --> 00:14:35,792 Yeah. 365 00:14:35,792 --> 00:14:37,585 Maybe something in the orthopedics, kind of. 366 00:14:37,585 --> 00:14:38,920 - I love the, like-- - You like a foot? 367 00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:40,130 - Yeah. - You're a foot-- 368 00:14:40,130 --> 00:14:41,131 I like to be-- 369 00:14:41,131 --> 00:14:42,173 You're a foot guy. 370 00:14:43,341 --> 00:14:44,342 You and Quentin Tarantino. 371 00:14:44,342 --> 00:14:45,593 Oh, maybe. 372 00:14:45,593 --> 00:14:47,303 - You know, I like his movies. - Yeah. 373 00:14:47,303 --> 00:14:48,847 Well, you notice, he's always-- the camera's always 374 00:14:48,847 --> 00:14:50,223 - drifting down to the feet! - Exactly, yeah. 375 00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:51,224 It's fantastic. 376 00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:52,851 - This is your sister? - Yes. 377 00:14:52,851 --> 00:14:54,185 So you're Pakistani descent. 378 00:14:54,185 --> 00:14:55,770 But really, you grew up here-- 379 00:14:55,770 --> 00:14:57,397 Yeah. 380 00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:58,606 I've been told my accent's been fading over the years 381 00:14:58,606 --> 00:14:59,899 as well because-- 382 00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:01,026 It sounds-- it sounds Irish to me. 383 00:15:01,026 --> 00:15:02,277 OK. Good to know. 384 00:15:02,277 --> 00:15:04,070 Do you use all the Irish jargon? 385 00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:05,655 Like, when you get really angry or, you know, into it, 386 00:15:05,655 --> 00:15:07,115 you'll go into the accent more. 387 00:15:07,115 --> 00:15:08,742 So they hear more like, are you starting on me? 388 00:15:08,742 --> 00:15:09,743 Are you starting on me? 389 00:15:09,743 --> 00:15:12,412 Who the fuck do you think you are? 390 00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:13,788 You know, I'm scarlet for your ma. 391 00:15:13,788 --> 00:15:15,040 I'm scarlet for your man. 392 00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:16,332 Scarlet for your ma for having you. 393 00:15:16,332 --> 00:15:18,001 Scarlet for your dad for doing it with your ma. 394 00:15:18,001 --> 00:15:19,919 Oh my God, this is so Pakistani. 395 00:15:20,837 --> 00:15:22,964 - This is fantastic. - That's what I hear. 396 00:15:22,964 --> 00:15:24,215 Let me try a couple on you, 397 00:15:24,215 --> 00:15:25,342 because I've been trying to learn. 398 00:15:25,342 --> 00:15:27,010 I'm told I'm quite a ride. 399 00:15:28,178 --> 00:15:30,221 - Mm. - Who told you that? 400 00:15:30,221 --> 00:15:31,681 Mm. That one's a bit-- 401 00:15:32,849 --> 00:15:34,392 Doesn't that mean he's, like, a handsome guy? 402 00:15:34,392 --> 00:15:35,935 - Yeah, exactly. - It means more 403 00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:37,354 that someone wants to have sex with you. 404 00:15:37,354 --> 00:15:38,855 Someone wants to have sex with me. 405 00:15:38,855 --> 00:15:41,066 Well, why did you-- why is that so crazy to you? 406 00:15:41,066 --> 00:15:43,401 No, I was just curious what the source was. 407 00:15:44,778 --> 00:15:46,237 Hi. 408 00:15:46,237 --> 00:15:47,489 - What's your name? - Makira. 409 00:15:47,489 --> 00:15:48,990 Hi, Makira. How are you? Nice to see you. 410 00:15:48,990 --> 00:15:50,825 I'm Conan. 411 00:15:50,825 --> 00:15:53,036 You listen to the podcast sometimes? 412 00:15:55,497 --> 00:15:57,582 Doesn't that affect your studies at all? 413 00:15:57,582 --> 00:15:59,292 Do you think it hurts your studies? 414 00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:00,460 Do you think I've hurt you in school? 415 00:16:01,544 --> 00:16:02,587 OK. 416 00:16:02,587 --> 00:16:05,590 Is it possible you could speak a little more quietly? 417 00:16:05,590 --> 00:16:08,093 Because I can-- you're screaming right now, OK. 418 00:16:08,093 --> 00:16:09,344 Is that possible? 419 00:16:09,344 --> 00:16:10,637 All right, good. 420 00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:12,263 And I come to your house, you're living in Dublin. 421 00:16:12,263 --> 00:16:14,891 And your shirt says, Wisconsin, USA. 422 00:16:14,891 --> 00:16:15,975 What's happening? 423 00:16:21,022 --> 00:16:23,066 Why? 424 00:16:24,359 --> 00:16:26,653 You want to visit Wisconsin because you like the name? 425 00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:28,363 Mm-hmm. 426 00:16:28,363 --> 00:16:29,989 OK. Do you like cheese? 427 00:16:31,032 --> 00:16:33,368 OK. Wow, I can tell from your tone of voice 428 00:16:33,368 --> 00:16:35,370 that you really love cheese. 429 00:16:35,370 --> 00:16:37,205 You guys must be very proud of Mohammed. 430 00:16:37,205 --> 00:16:38,957 He's going to be what we decided today 431 00:16:38,957 --> 00:16:40,417 is a foot surgeon, is that right? 432 00:16:40,417 --> 00:16:41,876 Do you think it sounds a good idea for me 433 00:16:41,876 --> 00:16:43,253 - to let your brother do surgery? - I could do it. 434 00:16:43,253 --> 00:16:44,504 - I could do it. - You could do it? 435 00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:46,047 - Yeah. - What's your qualification? 436 00:16:46,047 --> 00:16:47,841 - I'm a doctor. - What kind of doctor? 437 00:16:47,841 --> 00:16:49,134 Well, I want to do cardiology. 438 00:16:49,134 --> 00:16:51,177 So if you want to let me practice on you there-- 439 00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:52,512 No. So you want to crack my chest 440 00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:53,513 and operate on my heart? 441 00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:55,140 - Sure. - That's not happening! 442 00:16:55,140 --> 00:16:56,975 Any pains, any aches, anything like that? 443 00:16:56,975 --> 00:16:58,268 Low back sometimes stiffens up. 444 00:16:58,268 --> 00:16:59,436 - Gets your hand in there. - Yeah. 445 00:16:59,436 --> 00:17:00,937 - What do you think? - Oh-- 446 00:17:00,937 --> 00:17:01,938 - That's just nice. - I think-- 447 00:17:01,938 --> 00:17:03,148 I think we can get you on the table, yeah? 448 00:17:03,148 --> 00:17:04,441 - All right. - Get in there, Mohammed! 449 00:17:04,441 --> 00:17:05,483 Here we go. Let me use the elbow a bit. 450 00:17:05,483 --> 00:17:06,484 Yeah, there we go. 451 00:17:06,484 --> 00:17:08,737 Now, if you-- ahh! 452 00:17:08,737 --> 00:17:10,572 This doesn't really count as surgery, does it? 453 00:17:10,572 --> 00:17:12,407 No, it-- it's procedure. 454 00:17:12,407 --> 00:17:13,783 We're working on stuff. 455 00:17:13,783 --> 00:17:16,578 This bed is now famous. 456 00:17:16,578 --> 00:17:18,413 You can tell people that Conan O'Brien had 457 00:17:18,413 --> 00:17:20,457 his back adjusted on this bed. 458 00:17:20,457 --> 00:17:21,541 Get a little plaque here. 459 00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:23,043 I think that'll look nice. 460 00:17:23,043 --> 00:17:24,127 Well, that's actually our parents' bed, so-- 461 00:17:25,420 --> 00:17:27,088 I was just on your parents' bed? 462 00:17:27,088 --> 00:17:28,840 Oh, that's just so-- 463 00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:31,301 I mean, what a Freudian tangle now. 464 00:17:31,301 --> 00:17:32,510 Your parents sleep in that bed? 465 00:17:32,510 --> 00:17:33,636 Yeah. 466 00:17:33,636 --> 00:17:34,637 And I was just lying on it, 467 00:17:34,637 --> 00:17:36,264 and your brother was on top of me? 468 00:17:36,264 --> 00:17:37,766 - Yeah. - That must freak you out! 469 00:17:37,766 --> 00:17:38,850 We were watching. 470 00:17:38,850 --> 00:17:40,352 You'll never speak again! 471 00:17:40,352 --> 00:17:42,145 As I said, it's my-- it's my dream-- 472 00:17:42,145 --> 00:17:43,480 Yes. 473 00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:46,941 that I come to Dublin and have the most 474 00:17:46,941 --> 00:17:49,652 Irish guy I know, Mohammed, 475 00:17:49,652 --> 00:17:51,613 perform a surgical procedure on me. 476 00:17:51,613 --> 00:17:53,865 And we've decided you're going to remove a piece of toenail. 477 00:17:53,865 --> 00:17:55,700 I think I can-- I'm capable of that, yeah. 478 00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:57,035 Clippers, please. 479 00:17:57,035 --> 00:17:58,161 Doctor. 480 00:17:58,161 --> 00:18:00,080 Right. 481 00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:01,873 This shouldn't take too long. 482 00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:05,418 OK, let's go. 483 00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:06,419 There we go. 484 00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:08,088 Uh, remove it all the way. 485 00:18:08,088 --> 00:18:09,923 OK, you have to retrieve the organ. 486 00:18:09,923 --> 00:18:11,800 Right. 487 00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:13,468 Would you like your nail back? 488 00:18:13,468 --> 00:18:15,762 You know what? I'm an organ donor. 489 00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:18,223 So I would like that to go to someone who's in an accident 490 00:18:18,223 --> 00:18:19,849 and has lost a little bit of toenail. 491 00:18:19,849 --> 00:18:21,559 - Congratulations. - Thank you. 492 00:18:21,559 --> 00:18:23,061 You're a real doctor now. 493 00:18:23,061 --> 00:18:26,523 Once word got out that I was touring Ireland, 494 00:18:26,523 --> 00:18:28,733 the offers started rolling in. 495 00:18:28,733 --> 00:18:30,985 Well, one offer, to appear on 496 00:18:30,985 --> 00:18:33,655 the longest-running Irish language soap opera, 497 00:18:33,655 --> 00:18:36,074 "Ros na Rún." 498 00:18:36,074 --> 00:18:37,951 - This is Mairead? - Mairead. 499 00:18:37,951 --> 00:18:40,453 And you've been working here at-- 500 00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:41,955 am I saying it correctly, Ros? 501 00:18:41,955 --> 00:18:43,665 - "Ros na Rún." - "Ros na Rún." 502 00:18:43,665 --> 00:18:44,791 And that means valley of secrets. 503 00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:45,834 Valley of secrets. 504 00:18:45,834 --> 00:18:47,836 So there's a lot of intrigue and stuff 505 00:18:47,836 --> 00:18:50,088 that goes on on this soap opera, 506 00:18:50,088 --> 00:18:51,464 this drama series. Is that right? 507 00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:52,632 There is, yeah. 508 00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:54,718 It's a place you might not want to live. 509 00:18:54,718 --> 00:18:56,928 It's lovely, but there is a lot of murder and-- 510 00:18:56,928 --> 00:18:59,723 - Ahh! - Crime. 511 00:19:03,018 --> 00:19:04,352 - Wow. - Affairs and-- 512 00:19:04,352 --> 00:19:05,937 - OK. - things like that. 513 00:19:05,937 --> 00:19:07,313 Ohh! 514 00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:08,565 Oh, oh. 515 00:19:08,565 --> 00:19:10,233 So everyone speaks Irish on this show. 516 00:19:10,233 --> 00:19:11,359 And really, this is part of a cultural effort 517 00:19:11,359 --> 00:19:13,319 to bring Irish back. 518 00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:16,072 I've noticed that in Ireland they'll have the sign 519 00:19:16,072 --> 00:19:18,116 in English and also in Irish, which is beautiful. 520 00:19:18,116 --> 00:19:19,200 Yeah, yeah. 521 00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:21,327 It is not an easy language, this Irish language. 522 00:19:21,327 --> 00:19:23,038 It's not, but we'll see, see how you do today. 523 00:19:23,038 --> 00:19:24,039 You'll get a little bit of help. 524 00:19:24,039 --> 00:19:25,040 You'll be fine. 525 00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:26,624 Quickly, I looked at the script, 526 00:19:26,624 --> 00:19:27,625 and I've been assigned-- 527 00:19:27,625 --> 00:19:28,668 I'm just a delivery man. 528 00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:29,836 You are. 529 00:19:29,836 --> 00:19:32,589 Why didn't I get a role where I'm a sexy man 530 00:19:32,589 --> 00:19:35,175 who's come to town and has maybe an affair? 531 00:19:35,175 --> 00:19:36,176 No harm, Conan. 532 00:19:36,176 --> 00:19:37,385 But we have to be true to life as well. 533 00:19:37,385 --> 00:19:38,470 You know, it is a soap. 534 00:19:42,307 --> 00:19:44,768 Delivery man, we thought it was a great fit. 535 00:19:44,768 --> 00:19:47,395 So you thought it was impossible for me 536 00:19:47,395 --> 00:19:48,563 to play a sexy man. 537 00:19:48,563 --> 00:19:49,564 Is that what you're thinking of saying? 538 00:19:49,564 --> 00:19:50,565 Look. 539 00:19:50,565 --> 00:19:51,566 You make it as sexy as you want, 540 00:19:51,566 --> 00:19:55,028 but also, it is so portraying real life. 541 00:19:55,028 --> 00:19:57,405 So delivery man I think is a great fit. 542 00:19:57,405 --> 00:19:58,490 Let me ask you a quick question. 543 00:19:58,490 --> 00:20:00,700 Let's say Colin Farrell showed up to play a part. 544 00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:02,118 - Would you make him-- - Sexy delivery man. 545 00:20:05,955 --> 00:20:07,123 Is it my age? You can say it. 546 00:20:07,123 --> 00:20:08,124 - Just I'm a little old. - No, no. 547 00:20:08,124 --> 00:20:09,209 - We're not ageist here. - You're not ageist. 548 00:20:09,209 --> 00:20:11,378 - No. No. - It's just my face basically. 549 00:20:11,378 --> 00:20:12,671 It's not! It's just a good fit. 550 00:20:12,671 --> 00:20:13,963 It's a nice little scene. 551 00:20:13,963 --> 00:20:15,048 We think you're going to do great. 552 00:20:15,048 --> 00:20:15,965 You've crushed me. 553 00:20:15,965 --> 00:20:17,967 - You crushed my feelings. - We have to be real. 554 00:20:17,967 --> 00:20:19,552 No, we don't! 555 00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:22,138 We could put some Vaseline on the lens, 556 00:20:22,138 --> 00:20:23,723 make me look a little better, you know. 557 00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:24,974 We don't have that much time. 558 00:20:31,606 --> 00:20:34,609 Oh, I'm back home where I belong. 559 00:20:34,609 --> 00:20:36,486 Kevin, thank you so much. 560 00:20:36,486 --> 00:20:38,613 You're going to help me learn the language today. 561 00:20:38,613 --> 00:20:40,490 You're going to be holding my cue cards. 562 00:20:40,490 --> 00:20:42,992 What we've done today is, we've written out in a way 563 00:20:42,992 --> 00:20:46,329 that we think will help people 564 00:20:46,329 --> 00:20:47,664 of an English language background. 565 00:20:47,664 --> 00:20:49,708 So what you did is, this is for an idiot. 566 00:20:49,708 --> 00:20:51,126 You made this for an idiot. 567 00:20:52,419 --> 00:20:55,380 - For beginners. - For beginners. 568 00:20:55,380 --> 00:20:56,923 That's very nice. Thank you both. 569 00:20:56,923 --> 00:20:58,091 OK. 570 00:20:58,091 --> 00:20:59,300 Jee-uh-gh-itch. 571 00:20:59,300 --> 00:21:01,219 - Jee-uh-gh-itch. - Jee-uh-gh-itch. 572 00:21:01,219 --> 00:21:03,221 - How's that? - That's pretty good, yeah. 573 00:21:03,221 --> 00:21:06,266 Arr-ih-ged. 574 00:21:06,266 --> 00:21:08,393 Gh-aw-kh-aid you-row. 575 00:21:08,393 --> 00:21:10,020 - That was pretty good. - That was good. 576 00:21:10,020 --> 00:21:12,564 Knee-venn egg eer ah fawn-ucht suh 577 00:21:12,564 --> 00:21:15,567 bowel shoh err ayn know-ss. 578 00:21:15,567 --> 00:21:16,609 - There we go. - Right. 579 00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:18,445 - Right? - Brilliant. 580 00:21:18,445 --> 00:21:21,072 There's a great danger that while we're making this 581 00:21:21,072 --> 00:21:22,449 you will fall in love with me. 582 00:21:22,449 --> 00:21:23,491 I'm saying it's something that does-- 583 00:21:23,491 --> 00:21:24,617 I'm not sure, Conan. 584 00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:25,869 I'll fall in love with you if we shoot the scene 585 00:21:25,869 --> 00:21:26,870 in 40 minutes. 586 00:21:28,747 --> 00:21:30,373 There might be a chance. 587 00:21:46,890 --> 00:21:47,974 Eh? 588 00:21:47,974 --> 00:21:49,100 Balloons. 589 00:22:01,196 --> 00:22:02,614 Cash on delivery. 590 00:22:35,730 --> 00:22:38,483 A sexy soap opera star was born. 591 00:22:38,483 --> 00:22:40,318 And next, I was invited to audition 592 00:22:40,318 --> 00:22:42,070 for an Irish supergroup. 593 00:22:42,070 --> 00:22:45,657 I am standing here with three legends. 594 00:22:45,657 --> 00:22:47,117 These are The Irish Tenors. 595 00:22:47,117 --> 00:22:49,077 Gentlemen, could you give me a quick sampling 596 00:22:49,077 --> 00:22:52,122 of just some small little bit that I could hear? 597 00:22:52,122 --> 00:22:56,418 ♪ Of all the money ♪ 598 00:22:56,418 --> 00:23:00,588 ♪ That ere I spent ♪ 599 00:23:00,588 --> 00:23:07,554 ♪ I spent it in good company ♪ 600 00:23:07,554 --> 00:23:11,224 Oh, wow. That was-- that blows my mind. 601 00:23:11,224 --> 00:23:13,685 There's part of me that thinks the-- 602 00:23:13,685 --> 00:23:15,520 The Irish Tenors need a fourth. 603 00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:16,813 - Let me give it a shot. - OK. 604 00:23:16,813 --> 00:23:17,814 Breathe. 605 00:23:17,814 --> 00:23:20,442 ♪ Oh, Danny boy ♪ 606 00:23:20,442 --> 00:23:24,320 ♪ The pipes, the pipes are calling ♪ 607 00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:29,242 ♪ From glen to glen and down the mountainside ♪ 608 00:23:29,242 --> 00:23:30,702 That's interesting. 609 00:23:30,702 --> 00:23:32,954 Let's-- let's try and take the-- the-- 610 00:23:32,954 --> 00:23:34,039 just be yourself singing those. 611 00:23:34,039 --> 00:23:35,206 Those are my trills. 612 00:23:35,206 --> 00:23:37,250 - Once more with feeling. - Yeah. 613 00:23:37,250 --> 00:23:40,378 ♪ Oh, Danny boy ♪ 614 00:23:40,378 --> 00:23:44,424 ♪ The pipes, the pipes are calling ♪ 615 00:23:44,424 --> 00:23:45,425 Much better. 616 00:23:45,425 --> 00:23:48,928 ♪ The summer's gone ♪ 617 00:23:48,928 --> 00:23:53,850 ♪ And all the roses falling ♪ 618 00:23:53,850 --> 00:23:58,396 ♪ It's you, it's you must go ♪ 619 00:23:58,396 --> 00:24:02,525 ♪ And I must bide ♪ 620 00:24:02,525 --> 00:24:06,821 ♪ But come you back ♪ 621 00:24:06,821 --> 00:24:13,370 ♪ When summer's in the meadow ♪ 622 00:24:13,370 --> 00:24:18,875 ♪ Yes, I'll be here ♪ 623 00:24:18,875 --> 00:24:19,959 ♪ In sunshine ♪ 624 00:24:19,959 --> 00:24:21,753 Jesus. 625 00:24:22,921 --> 00:24:23,838 Bravo. 626 00:24:23,838 --> 00:24:24,923 You nailed it. 627 00:24:24,923 --> 00:24:26,633 I just lost a testicle. 628 00:24:26,633 --> 00:24:27,717 It dropped out. 629 00:24:27,717 --> 00:24:28,760 Oh, God. 630 00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:30,011 It's in this shoe right now. 631 00:24:31,054 --> 00:24:33,098 - What is your name? - I'm Jean. 632 00:24:33,098 --> 00:24:34,391 Jean, how are you, and where are you from? 633 00:24:34,391 --> 00:24:35,517 - And I'm from Dublin. - Oh, you're from Dublin? 634 00:24:35,517 --> 00:24:36,601 I'm from Dublin. 635 00:24:36,601 --> 00:24:39,437 My people, we went to America about 150 years ago. 636 00:24:39,437 --> 00:24:40,647 Oh my goodness. 637 00:24:40,647 --> 00:24:42,399 Your Irishness never leaves you. 638 00:24:42,399 --> 00:24:43,983 - It never leaves us, does it? - It never leaves. 639 00:24:43,983 --> 00:24:45,360 And everybody says that. 640 00:24:45,360 --> 00:24:46,444 She's right. 641 00:24:46,444 --> 00:24:48,113 Your Irishness never leaves you. 642 00:24:48,113 --> 00:24:50,824 And I was off to learn about mine. 643 00:24:50,824 --> 00:24:53,076 I'm sitting here with Catriona Crowe. 644 00:24:53,076 --> 00:24:54,035 You are a genealogist. 645 00:24:54,035 --> 00:24:55,412 That's right. 646 00:24:55,412 --> 00:24:56,996 And so you study family records. 647 00:24:56,996 --> 00:24:59,916 I know a phrenologist feels bumps on the head 648 00:24:59,916 --> 00:25:02,210 and tries to tell if someone's dangerously insane. 649 00:25:02,210 --> 00:25:04,087 But a genealogist studies family records. 650 00:25:04,087 --> 00:25:05,922 - Is that correct? - That's exactly right. 651 00:25:05,922 --> 00:25:07,465 I focus on the records. 652 00:25:07,465 --> 00:25:09,092 I know very little about my family. 653 00:25:09,092 --> 00:25:13,430 I wanted to kind of give you an idea of what 654 00:25:13,430 --> 00:25:15,098 the records are showing. 655 00:25:15,098 --> 00:25:18,435 I suppose if we start here with your great grandfather, 656 00:25:18,435 --> 00:25:19,936 Thomas Noonan O'Brien-- 657 00:25:19,936 --> 00:25:21,604 Yes. 658 00:25:21,604 --> 00:25:23,982 And he's the man who was born in Ireland but emigrated. 659 00:25:23,982 --> 00:25:25,442 So really, Thomas Noonan O'Brien 660 00:25:25,442 --> 00:25:27,193 is the one that did it. 661 00:25:27,193 --> 00:25:28,486 He was the one that said we've got to get out of here, 662 00:25:28,486 --> 00:25:29,487 - we have to go. - Mm-hmm. 663 00:25:29,487 --> 00:25:30,947 - I had a genetic test-- - OK. 664 00:25:30,947 --> 00:25:32,365 - not too long ago. - Mm. 665 00:25:32,365 --> 00:25:34,868 And the result came back, and it said I'm 100% Irish. 666 00:25:34,868 --> 00:25:37,037 Could that have led to my madness? 667 00:25:37,037 --> 00:25:39,205 Yeah, it's possibly linked to the red hair. 668 00:25:39,205 --> 00:25:41,708 The red hair has sometimes been linked to madness? 669 00:25:41,708 --> 00:25:44,169 Well, maybe more a temper, I suppose. 670 00:25:44,169 --> 00:25:45,837 My writers have told me that I have a temper. 671 00:25:45,837 --> 00:25:46,921 OK. OK. 672 00:25:46,921 --> 00:25:49,174 I often, if I'm not pleased with the quality 673 00:25:49,174 --> 00:25:50,717 - of their work-- - Mm. 674 00:25:50,717 --> 00:25:53,219 I've been known to fly into a rage. 675 00:25:53,219 --> 00:25:55,722 And I'm quite physical with them, 676 00:25:55,722 --> 00:25:57,724 beatings, pummelings. 677 00:25:57,724 --> 00:26:01,603 Is the name Conan becoming more popular in Ireland 678 00:26:01,603 --> 00:26:02,896 since my great fame? 679 00:26:04,230 --> 00:26:07,400 I think you're the only Conan I know. 680 00:26:09,444 --> 00:26:10,862 Can I try and pinpoint the location for you 681 00:26:10,862 --> 00:26:12,155 on a few maps? 682 00:26:12,155 --> 00:26:13,156 I'd like you to try that, yes. 683 00:26:13,156 --> 00:26:14,783 Yeah. So-- 684 00:26:14,783 --> 00:26:16,117 Do you mind if I put on my glasses? 685 00:26:16,117 --> 00:26:17,660 No, of course. 686 00:26:17,660 --> 00:26:19,371 Can I put them on in kind of a funny comedic way? 687 00:26:20,622 --> 00:26:22,207 Is that funny to you? 688 00:26:22,207 --> 00:26:24,751 A little. 689 00:26:26,127 --> 00:26:28,463 So we're looking at a map of County Limerick, 690 00:26:28,463 --> 00:26:30,757 where Thomas was born, your great grandfather, 691 00:26:30,757 --> 00:26:32,092 is in the parish of Galbally. 692 00:26:32,092 --> 00:26:33,426 Galbally. 693 00:26:33,426 --> 00:26:34,719 It's really just a group of farms. 694 00:26:34,719 --> 00:26:38,264 All of the O'Brien family, they're agricultural laborers. 695 00:26:38,264 --> 00:26:39,974 - So-- - We were all farmers? 696 00:26:39,974 --> 00:26:42,102 Well, at this generation, they're-- 697 00:26:42,102 --> 00:26:43,812 they're working for the tenant farmers. 698 00:26:43,812 --> 00:26:45,230 Right. 699 00:26:45,230 --> 00:26:46,606 So I suppose, if you put it at a class level, 700 00:26:46,606 --> 00:26:48,274 they're-- they're a rung below. 701 00:26:48,274 --> 00:26:51,986 I come from very rural people, working-class. 702 00:26:51,986 --> 00:26:53,488 Mm. 703 00:26:53,488 --> 00:26:54,739 There's no chance that I would come back here and be 704 00:26:54,739 --> 00:26:56,950 heir to a great fortune. 705 00:26:56,950 --> 00:27:00,412 No, but do you really need that? 706 00:27:00,412 --> 00:27:01,955 Yes, I do. 707 00:27:01,955 --> 00:27:03,873 Are there any records in all of your research 708 00:27:03,873 --> 00:27:05,834 that you've done on the O'Briens? 709 00:27:05,834 --> 00:27:08,712 My family in particular, have you found any acts of heroism? 710 00:27:08,712 --> 00:27:11,006 Everyday heroism I suppose, you know. 711 00:27:11,006 --> 00:27:12,590 Do you think it's possible that in my own way, 712 00:27:12,590 --> 00:27:13,925 I'm heroic? 713 00:27:13,925 --> 00:27:15,844 Again in an everyday way. 714 00:27:16,886 --> 00:27:18,263 OK. 715 00:27:19,639 --> 00:27:20,932 You just cleared your throat. 716 00:27:22,392 --> 00:27:23,852 There was no reason to. 717 00:27:23,852 --> 00:27:25,353 I could tell there was no saliva back there. 718 00:27:25,353 --> 00:27:27,397 You just did it to fill the awkward silence. 719 00:27:27,397 --> 00:27:28,815 Yeah. 720 00:27:28,815 --> 00:27:30,316 I gotcha. 721 00:27:30,316 --> 00:27:31,735 One of the fakest throat clearings 722 00:27:31,735 --> 00:27:33,820 I've ever heard in my life. 723 00:27:33,820 --> 00:27:35,405 I mean, really. 724 00:27:36,698 --> 00:27:38,324 - You did it again. - Oh, God. 725 00:27:39,617 --> 00:27:41,619 You are so uncomfortable right now. 726 00:27:41,619 --> 00:27:42,829 Do you think I'm heroic? 727 00:27:45,290 --> 00:27:47,584 Um, um. 728 00:27:47,584 --> 00:27:49,419 Think the O'Briens are a great line? 729 00:27:59,012 --> 00:28:00,638 I'm told I have a fat head. 730 00:28:01,806 --> 00:28:04,809 Is that something that would be in the O'Brien line? 731 00:28:07,145 --> 00:28:09,356 - What's this? - Can I get a photograph? 732 00:28:09,356 --> 00:28:10,648 Thank you. 733 00:28:10,648 --> 00:28:12,484 And I get to keep the baby now? 734 00:28:12,484 --> 00:28:13,610 - No. - Bye-bye. 735 00:28:13,610 --> 00:28:14,861 Bye-bye. 736 00:28:14,861 --> 00:28:16,279 Bye-bye now. 737 00:28:19,949 --> 00:28:21,451 What's her name? 738 00:28:21,451 --> 00:28:23,703 Nothing works up an appetite like stealing a baby. 739 00:28:23,703 --> 00:28:26,331 So I decided to try the Irish breakfast staple 740 00:28:26,331 --> 00:28:29,542 black pudding, also known as blood sausage. 741 00:28:29,542 --> 00:28:31,795 Hey, I'm at Loughnane's Butcher. 742 00:28:31,795 --> 00:28:33,672 - And your name is Dara. - Dara Loughnane, yeah. 743 00:28:33,672 --> 00:28:35,340 OK. 744 00:28:35,340 --> 00:28:36,716 Well, Dara, as you know, this is a travel show I'm doing. 745 00:28:36,716 --> 00:28:38,510 And a big staple of travel shows now 746 00:28:38,510 --> 00:28:41,971 is the host tasting the local food and going, 747 00:28:41,971 --> 00:28:43,973 "This is incredible." 748 00:28:43,973 --> 00:28:45,892 And maybe you show me how we make the blood pudding, 749 00:28:45,892 --> 00:28:48,478 and then I can bite into it and be like, this is amazing, 750 00:28:48,478 --> 00:28:49,562 just like Stanley Tucci does it? 751 00:28:49,562 --> 00:28:52,065 Looks like he's having six orgasms all at once. 752 00:28:52,065 --> 00:28:53,566 We show you the ingredients, and we'll-- 753 00:28:53,566 --> 00:28:54,859 we'll let you try some. 754 00:28:54,859 --> 00:28:57,737 Black pudding starts with three types of ground pork 755 00:28:57,737 --> 00:29:01,700 combined with oats, onion, and pig's blood, 756 00:29:01,700 --> 00:29:05,245 lots and lots and lots of pig's blood, 757 00:29:05,245 --> 00:29:08,331 which is all lovingly stuffed into a cow's intestine, 758 00:29:08,331 --> 00:29:12,085 tenderly tied into links, then cooked, sliced, 759 00:29:12,085 --> 00:29:15,588 and served as the premier delicacy of Ireland. 760 00:29:15,588 --> 00:29:17,048 Oh, this is the finished product. 761 00:29:17,048 --> 00:29:19,426 - Yes. - OK. 762 00:29:19,426 --> 00:29:20,552 Here we go. 763 00:29:24,264 --> 00:29:25,807 Mmm. 764 00:29:30,145 --> 00:29:33,356 Oh, I feel like I've come home. 765 00:30:20,653 --> 00:30:22,906 Next, I was off to the town of Wicklow 766 00:30:22,906 --> 00:30:26,576 on the craggy Irish Coast to visit one of Ireland's 767 00:30:26,576 --> 00:30:28,620 iconic lighthouses. 768 00:30:28,620 --> 00:30:30,038 This is Brendan Conway. Hi, Brendan. 769 00:30:30,038 --> 00:30:31,664 Hi. Nice to meet you, Conan. 770 00:30:31,664 --> 00:30:33,458 You are the lighthouse keeper, yes? 771 00:30:33,458 --> 00:30:35,335 Well, I used to live here as a child. 772 00:30:35,335 --> 00:30:36,795 My father was the lighthouse keeper. 773 00:30:36,795 --> 00:30:37,921 Your father was the lighthouse keeper. 774 00:30:37,921 --> 00:30:39,631 - That's correct, yeah. - How does the light work? 775 00:30:39,631 --> 00:30:41,716 Is there a big crank that you pull or a big lever? 776 00:30:41,716 --> 00:30:43,718 It's just all automated. It just comes on on its own. 777 00:30:43,718 --> 00:30:45,470 So you could leave for weeks at a time. 778 00:30:45,470 --> 00:30:47,514 You could do. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 779 00:30:47,514 --> 00:30:48,765 What are you doing here now? 780 00:30:48,765 --> 00:30:49,933 - What am I doing here now? - Yeah. 781 00:30:49,933 --> 00:30:51,059 I'm talking to you. 782 00:30:51,059 --> 00:30:52,477 Oh. 783 00:30:55,355 --> 00:30:56,564 It's so quiet too here. 784 00:30:56,564 --> 00:30:58,066 Yeah, it's peaceful, isn't it? 785 00:30:58,066 --> 00:30:59,359 Did the quietness and the solitude 786 00:30:59,359 --> 00:31:01,361 do you think ever drive you mad? 787 00:31:01,361 --> 00:31:02,570 Did you ever go insane? 788 00:31:02,570 --> 00:31:03,697 Not for me, no. I enjoy it. 789 00:31:03,697 --> 00:31:05,365 - Yeah. - Yeah. 790 00:31:05,365 --> 00:31:06,950 Let's say the light goes out, where do you get a bulb 791 00:31:06,950 --> 00:31:08,368 for one of those these days? 792 00:31:08,368 --> 00:31:09,619 Do you have to have it specially made 793 00:31:09,619 --> 00:31:10,537 or can you order one of those? 794 00:31:10,537 --> 00:31:11,955 It's an LED. 795 00:31:11,955 --> 00:31:13,415 So it-- 796 00:31:13,415 --> 00:31:14,833 It's an LED? 797 00:31:14,833 --> 00:31:16,459 You're taking all the romance out of it. 798 00:31:16,459 --> 00:31:18,211 It runs on a sensor automatically. 799 00:31:18,211 --> 00:31:20,046 It's an LED that you get on Amazon. 800 00:31:21,047 --> 00:31:23,800 I yearn for the old days of the old lighthouse keeper, 801 00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:26,970 who's gone quite mad staring at the sea. 802 00:31:26,970 --> 00:31:29,097 - That's what I yearn for. - OK. 803 00:31:32,726 --> 00:31:34,686 Brendan, this is incredible. 804 00:31:34,686 --> 00:31:36,354 It's hypnotic. 805 00:31:36,354 --> 00:31:38,106 And the view you get here is spectacular. 806 00:31:38,106 --> 00:31:39,858 Yeah, it's gorgeous, isn't it? 807 00:31:39,858 --> 00:31:40,859 - Yeah. - Yeah. 808 00:31:40,859 --> 00:31:42,527 - So see this steel cable? - Yeah. 809 00:31:42,527 --> 00:31:44,487 So you'd crank it up like a clock. 810 00:31:44,487 --> 00:31:46,364 It took the weights about 25 minutes 811 00:31:46,364 --> 00:31:47,949 to reach the bottom of the tower. 812 00:31:47,949 --> 00:31:49,284 You'd have to crank it every 25 minutes? 813 00:31:49,284 --> 00:31:52,162 You would, yeah, so my father would be up here on his watch. 814 00:31:52,162 --> 00:31:54,164 But what would he do-- how would he sleep at night? 815 00:31:54,164 --> 00:31:55,331 He didn't sleep. 816 00:31:55,331 --> 00:31:56,374 It's like having a newborn. 817 00:31:56,374 --> 00:31:57,751 I get it. 818 00:31:57,751 --> 00:31:59,669 I understand why there's automation. 819 00:31:59,669 --> 00:32:02,881 But to be honest, I yearn for the old ways. 820 00:32:02,881 --> 00:32:04,257 Yeah. 821 00:32:04,257 --> 00:32:06,676 You know, just the one lighthouse keeper 822 00:32:06,676 --> 00:32:08,428 out here all by himself. 823 00:32:08,428 --> 00:32:12,724 Just him and the sea, him and the sea 824 00:32:12,724 --> 00:32:16,394 slowly going quite mad. 825 00:32:29,282 --> 00:32:32,452 Hark! Poseidon, hark! 826 00:32:32,452 --> 00:32:38,416 Our king, please look down upon thee and curse 827 00:32:38,416 --> 00:32:41,378 the winds of modern plague 828 00:32:41,378 --> 00:32:43,880 that sullies the ancient tradition! 829 00:32:43,880 --> 00:32:47,801 Forge where rock meets sea! 830 00:32:47,801 --> 00:32:52,347 Discard this technological detritus 831 00:32:52,347 --> 00:32:55,058 into the black briny deep, 832 00:32:55,058 --> 00:33:01,439 the last gasp of avant-garde convenience! 833 00:33:01,439 --> 00:33:04,776 And scream to the heavens above! 834 00:33:04,776 --> 00:33:08,071 I got gadgets and gizmos a-plenty! 835 00:33:08,071 --> 00:33:12,117 I've got whozits and whatzits galore! 836 00:33:12,117 --> 00:33:14,119 You want thingamabobs? 837 00:33:14,119 --> 00:33:16,246 I've got 20! 838 00:33:16,246 --> 00:33:17,789 But who cares? 839 00:33:17,789 --> 00:33:20,125 No big deal. 840 00:33:20,125 --> 00:33:23,378 I want more. 841 00:33:25,255 --> 00:33:31,261 Me thinks that last part was "The Little Mermaid." 842 00:33:31,261 --> 00:33:34,514 Yeah. 843 00:33:34,514 --> 00:33:36,766 Uh... 844 00:33:48,653 --> 00:33:51,322 Oh, the precious light, 845 00:33:51,322 --> 00:33:53,616 the precious light. 846 00:33:56,953 --> 00:33:59,497 Back in this century, it was finally time 847 00:33:59,497 --> 00:34:01,249 to make a pilgrimage to the birthplace 848 00:34:01,249 --> 00:34:05,545 of my great grandfather, Thomas Noonan O'Brien. 849 00:34:05,545 --> 00:34:06,838 I'm very excited. 850 00:34:06,838 --> 00:34:08,340 I am here in the village of Galbally. 851 00:34:08,340 --> 00:34:09,758 Galbally. 852 00:34:09,758 --> 00:34:11,468 This is where my great-grandfather-- 853 00:34:11,468 --> 00:34:12,886 - Thomas. - Thomas O'Brien, 854 00:34:12,886 --> 00:34:15,305 he would have hung out in this little town square, right? 855 00:34:15,305 --> 00:34:16,598 Absolutely. 856 00:34:16,598 --> 00:34:18,558 Maybe he would have stopped off at Fraser's lounge bar 857 00:34:18,558 --> 00:34:22,312 and undertaker to grab a pint and hit on a grieving widow. 858 00:34:22,312 --> 00:34:23,730 Sir, your name is? 859 00:34:23,730 --> 00:34:25,690 - Joss O'Brien. - You're an O'Brien. 860 00:34:25,690 --> 00:34:27,942 And you're from Galbally. 861 00:34:27,942 --> 00:34:29,027 I am an O'Brien. 862 00:34:29,027 --> 00:34:32,113 My great-grandfather was Thomas O'Brien. 863 00:34:32,113 --> 00:34:33,740 And he came from Galbally-- 864 00:34:33,740 --> 00:34:34,908 Mm-hmm. 865 00:34:34,908 --> 00:34:36,868 in the 1870s. 866 00:34:38,787 --> 00:34:39,954 Yes. 867 00:34:39,954 --> 00:34:41,247 You don't seem that excited. 868 00:34:41,247 --> 00:34:42,791 I'm back. 869 00:34:42,791 --> 00:34:43,708 Look at me. I'm back. 870 00:34:45,335 --> 00:34:46,252 I came back. 871 00:34:46,252 --> 00:34:47,587 You're an O'Brien from Galbally. 872 00:34:47,587 --> 00:34:48,880 I'm an O'Brien from Galbally. 873 00:34:48,880 --> 00:34:50,382 We must be related, don't you think? 874 00:34:51,633 --> 00:34:53,927 Oh, so it's not a big deal. 875 00:34:57,639 --> 00:34:59,182 Jesus! 876 00:34:59,182 --> 00:35:00,809 So you'd be happy about an O'Brien returning to Galbally 877 00:35:00,809 --> 00:35:03,520 if he gave you some money? 878 00:35:08,191 --> 00:35:10,402 Is-- is a tenner OK? 879 00:35:11,444 --> 00:35:12,362 I know it would have to be-- 880 00:35:12,362 --> 00:35:13,279 How much? 881 00:35:16,324 --> 00:35:17,992 Few hundred thousand? 882 00:35:17,992 --> 00:35:21,413 You want a few hundred thousand euro in order 883 00:35:21,413 --> 00:35:23,623 to be excited about meeting an O'Brien? 884 00:35:26,793 --> 00:35:27,711 I will. Have a good day. 885 00:35:27,711 --> 00:35:29,754 Be careful crossing the road. 886 00:35:29,754 --> 00:35:31,047 Yeah. 887 00:35:33,258 --> 00:35:34,300 No, no, no. Don't worry. 888 00:35:34,300 --> 00:35:35,510 But if you do, you can always sue. 889 00:35:35,510 --> 00:35:37,262 That's where the money is. 890 00:35:37,262 --> 00:35:38,346 Anything happens to you, you fall in one of these cameras, 891 00:35:38,346 --> 00:35:39,681 you get the money. 892 00:35:39,681 --> 00:35:42,267 Yeah, so go take a tumble. 893 00:35:42,267 --> 00:35:43,977 - Run along now, little tumble. - OK. 894 00:35:43,977 --> 00:35:49,315 And then you'll never work again a day in your life. 895 00:35:49,315 --> 00:35:50,650 He's an O'Brien all right. 896 00:35:52,736 --> 00:35:57,741 We're just off the main road here outside Galbally. 897 00:35:57,741 --> 00:35:59,534 According to your calculations, 898 00:35:59,534 --> 00:36:02,162 Thomas O'Brien, my great-grandfather, 899 00:36:02,162 --> 00:36:04,664 would have lived-- where do you think? 900 00:36:04,664 --> 00:36:06,166 Is it in here? 901 00:36:06,166 --> 00:36:08,460 Yeah, just round here there was a small cottage. 902 00:36:08,460 --> 00:36:10,420 So I'm looking at the exact same view 903 00:36:10,420 --> 00:36:11,504 that they would have had. 904 00:36:11,504 --> 00:36:12,714 Mm-hmm. 905 00:36:12,714 --> 00:36:13,965 And saw those mountains every day. 906 00:36:13,965 --> 00:36:15,300 Yeah. 907 00:36:15,300 --> 00:36:16,801 And they left this to go to America. 908 00:36:16,801 --> 00:36:17,719 Yeah. 909 00:36:17,719 --> 00:36:19,137 I think they screwed up. 910 00:36:19,137 --> 00:36:20,555 - This is beautiful. - It is beautiful. 911 00:36:20,555 --> 00:36:22,182 - They should have stayed here. - Yeah. 912 00:36:22,182 --> 00:36:23,808 Yeah. 913 00:36:23,808 --> 00:36:26,186 My quick question is, why is there no house anymore? 914 00:36:26,186 --> 00:36:28,063 This is where the O'Briens lived. 915 00:36:28,063 --> 00:36:30,565 The records show there was a house here. 916 00:36:30,565 --> 00:36:32,359 So it was certainly, there was-- 917 00:36:32,359 --> 00:36:36,613 the newer laborer's cottage was here at least from the 1930s. 918 00:36:36,613 --> 00:36:38,573 But most of those laborers' cottages, 919 00:36:38,573 --> 00:36:40,200 they're gone from the landscape. 920 00:36:40,200 --> 00:36:43,745 Catriona, I want to thank you sincerely for taking me here 921 00:36:43,745 --> 00:36:48,166 and to see where my great-grandfather came from. 922 00:36:48,166 --> 00:36:49,125 It's terrific. 923 00:36:49,125 --> 00:36:50,377 Thank you so much really. 924 00:36:50,377 --> 00:36:51,836 Thank you. 925 00:36:51,836 --> 00:36:53,254 Yeah, what you do is really meaningful. 926 00:36:53,254 --> 00:36:55,090 I mean, do I wish the house was still here? 927 00:36:55,090 --> 00:36:56,591 - Yes. - Mm-hmm. 928 00:36:56,591 --> 00:36:58,760 Am I a little hurt that it was destroyed? 929 00:36:58,760 --> 00:37:00,345 Does part of me think that maybe it 930 00:37:00,345 --> 00:37:02,430 was because they didn't like my work in America? 931 00:37:02,430 --> 00:37:03,932 Yes. 932 00:37:03,932 --> 00:37:05,433 But still, this is very moving. 933 00:37:05,433 --> 00:37:07,102 And I thank you. 934 00:37:07,102 --> 00:37:10,188 It was hard to believe I was sitting on the very land 935 00:37:10,188 --> 00:37:12,816 where my great-grandfather lived and worked 936 00:37:12,816 --> 00:37:16,027 and that my existence was the direct result 937 00:37:16,027 --> 00:37:19,614 of his courageous decision to seek a better life in America. 938 00:37:19,614 --> 00:37:21,950 And no matter where I went in Ireland, 939 00:37:21,950 --> 00:37:24,869 I was struck by the unique character of the Irish, 940 00:37:24,869 --> 00:37:26,746 their dark and biting wit, 941 00:37:26,746 --> 00:37:28,873 their contagious charm, 942 00:37:28,873 --> 00:37:31,084 and their unrivaled sexual repression. 943 00:37:31,084 --> 00:37:32,377 I got my hole in. 944 00:37:32,377 --> 00:37:34,254 Oh God! Oh God! 945 00:37:34,254 --> 00:37:35,630 No wonder I felt a strong kinship 946 00:37:35,630 --> 00:37:37,757 with everyone I met during my visit. 947 00:37:37,757 --> 00:37:40,093 And I've never been prouder to hail from a country 948 00:37:40,093 --> 00:37:42,178 that has produced some of the best thinkers 949 00:37:42,178 --> 00:37:45,140 and artists the world has ever known. 950 00:37:45,140 --> 00:37:48,727 And of course, I'm including myself on that list. 951 00:37:48,727 --> 00:37:50,437 An artist? 952 00:37:50,437 --> 00:37:53,565 You've gotta be shitting me! 953 00:37:53,565 --> 00:37:55,191 Thank you, Ireland. 954 00:37:55,191 --> 00:37:58,445 You are quite the ride... 955 00:37:58,445 --> 00:38:01,531 for a ginger. 956 00:38:04,242 --> 00:38:08,496 ♪ And I shall hear ♪ 957 00:38:08,496 --> 00:38:15,170 ♪ Though soft you tread above me ♪ 958 00:38:15,170 --> 00:38:20,383 ♪ For you will bend ♪ 959 00:38:20,383 --> 00:38:22,886 ♪ And tell me ♪ 960 00:38:22,886 --> 00:38:26,598 ♪ That you love me ♪ 961 00:38:26,598 --> 00:38:30,685 ♪ Love me ♪ 962 00:38:30,685 --> 00:38:37,692 ♪ And I shall sleep in peace ♪ 963 00:38:37,692 --> 00:38:43,990 ♪ Until you come ♪ 964 00:38:43,990 --> 00:38:50,747 ♪ To me ♪ 965 00:38:54,292 --> 00:38:56,211 This is deranged.