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PAGAN ROME

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PAGAN ROME
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What benefits man,
if he can conquer the whole world, -

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but loses his soul
Mark. 8:36 am

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Drusilla, my love

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I was born in the morning of the world and I live
until the last star goes out

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Although I have taken Caius Caligula
shape, I'm every man -

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like I'm not a man at all.
So I am God.

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How is it with Marcellus?
- What's what?

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When he's so fat, sickening.
- It's not. He's just big.

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But little of the important places.
- How do you know that?

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I saw him at the spa.

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Oh Drusilla parka

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You are disgusting

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Stand up. Prove your identity.
- A message for the prince.

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Prince...

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Forgive me, prince

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The Emperor requires you to wait for him.
- What does he want?

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Maybe a last look at you.
He is 77 years old.

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May he live forever

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How is Ennia? - My wife is waiting
the day he meets you again.

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Please wait outside

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What does this all mean?
- Take care of yourself.

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Pray to the Father for me.
- I'll follow you as soon as I can.

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I hate coming back here

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He's up to something. - No need to worry.
I lead the Praetorian Guard.

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with Tiberius
is always to be feared

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Watch out for Nerva. He says
even reads minds.

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Nerva, dear friend

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Ten years is a long time
time for the emperor to hide

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I'd be happier if he was
In Rome, where he belongs

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Tell me how is the emperor?
- He's old, like me.

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I meant what his wind is like.
- Just like the weather.

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The weather is good today.
- You can still change.

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I have heard that the last seven
during the month 7 of my colleagues -

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has been killed in the senate
for treason

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Nine to be exact.
Five of them cheated.

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They killed themselves.
It's against the rules.

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Don't you agree, Nerva?

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They were all decent men

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Why then did the Emperor condemn them?

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You have a gift for logic, prince.

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Caligula!

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Dear grandfather. - Make it your dance.

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My dance? - The one you used to entertain the army
when your dad made you that mascot.

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So... little boots...

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I've forgotten about it.
- Dance for me, Delight me.

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Dance!

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My little fish... my fish...

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Well, my little fishes,
now all to the pool!

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Stop it!

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Off you little fish, you are
got enough for today

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Caligula! Why are you talking about me?
creepy things in Rome?

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I hear you often pray for my death.
- I never do that.

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Don't you? - I swear I won't.

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So you say you never publicly...
- Never.

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Remember that I
i have let you live

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For now... Small
my fish love me...

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innocence, namely...

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I protect their innocence.
It's the least I can do.

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Because this is a rough world.
- Go away!

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Nerva frowns...
- Help me, Nerva.

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Help me make this young
barbarian Roman emperor

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There have been three emperors,
Julius, Augustus, and yourselves

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What do you want him to be like?
- For the best.

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That is, your father, Augustus.
- You see, I'm being laughed at.

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Nerva, my dear friend.
Watch out for Macro when I'm dead.

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I know he hates me.
- Because you are wise and good...

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while I'm gone, watch out for Macro.
- I've already taken precautions.

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What could they be?

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God help Rome
when I'm gone

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I am old...
- Yes, but you live forever.

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My family is dead, except you and
that child, Gemellus, and Uncle Claudius

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All others have been fixed by fate

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For fate determines us,
Little boots and no God

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You are God.
- I'm not. Not even dead.

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But Julius Caesar and
Augustus Caesar are Gods

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The Senate says so and the people believe.
Myths are useful.

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Little boots, watch yourself.
- Yes, Caesar?

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I'm nursing a viper in Rome's mouth

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Uncle!

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Caligula!
Do you think this boy has been drinking?

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I think so, Emperor.
- Me too.

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Macro! Bring him more wine,
and don't waste it at all.

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Untie your shoelaces

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What will they say about me in Rome?
- They need and miss you.

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I have sacrificed most of it
of my life to the people of Rome.

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I have fought and given my all

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Aren't they adorable? - They are.

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Satyrs are from Illyria

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This nymph is... - Where are you from?

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From Britain, sir.
- From Britain.

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Talking statues. - Just yes.

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They do more than talk.
They do!

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Do you like nymphs more than
about satyrs? - I like both.

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Man needs both,
to stay healthy

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Rome is a republic and we
we are ordinary citizens

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More convincing!

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Just like that

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That's the best of my stallions

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Must serve the state,
even if its people are beasts

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But they love you.
- No, they're afraid of me.

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And that's much better

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I had no choice.
- No choice?

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I just wanted a private life

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I didn't really want to be emperor,
but i had to

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Did you have to? - If from someone else
had become emperor, I would have been killed.

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Just like you

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Me too?

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Me too, grandpa?
- I would kill if you weren't my heir.

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When Rome was just a city
and we were just citizens -

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we were frugal
honorable and disciplined

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Controlled by me
the Romans are not like that

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They crave.
They crave power and pleasure...

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money and other men's wives.
Yes, I am a real moralist -

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and austere as any Cato

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Fate put me in charge
pigs. I have become a pig herder.

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Has this boy had enough to drink?
- I think it is.

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So do I

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Now he is happy

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You wouldn't know about it, you are
raised on military bases

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But you know enough
to become a swineherd

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Emperor, the senate sent these
to be signed. - Naturally.

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Corrected list of candidates
to cavalry troops

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I, Tiberius Caesar, decree
in the name of the senate and the people of Rome.

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Asia Minor, Raetia
and Gallic tax assessments

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I, Tiberius Caesar, decree
in the name of the senate and the people of Rome

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Senator, treason.
- Every senator thinks that -

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possible emperor and it is like this
guilty of treason

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If not by action, then at least by thought

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The senate is the emperor's natural
enemy, Little Boots

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Remember that. Traitors look at them.

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Traitors

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They promised to accept anything
law even before I wrote it

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I said: what if I go crazy?

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No answer. They are born
into slaves, Germanicus, remember that.

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I am not Germanicus, sir,
I am his son Caligula

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Oh, and your friend is Macro

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He serves you, only you.
- And his wife is your friend too.

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Is he friendly in bed?
- You'll have to ask Macro about that, -

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he seems friendly.
- What about your sister, Drusilla?

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My sister... is my sister, sir

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I know everything that is said.
And let's...

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...and let's think...

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The setting sun and the rising...

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Gemellus, a lovely boy.
And too young to betray me.

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Or maybe not too young.
Kiss your grandfather.

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My last grandchild.
- I'm your grandchild too.

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Through adoption. This is
the last flesh that is of my flesh.

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Boy, what will become of you?
- He's like a brother to me.

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Brother? Do you know which brother of ours
in the family? Brother kills brother, -

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who killed his father who killed
his son. Destiny. Drink, Caligula!

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After you, dear brother

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Boy parka, when I'm gone,
Caligula will kill you

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And then someone kills Caligula

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Unless he dies before me

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Doesn't look very good

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I, Caligula Caesar, order
in the name of the senate and the people of Rome

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Brother kills brother who
killed the father who killed the son...

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And then someone kills Caligula

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He's killing me

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You are safe, you are with me

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He kills us just like that
killed our father, mother and brother

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I'm not going to die

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You won't die. You are his
his heirs, there are no others.

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That's right, Gemellus and Claudius

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Gemellus is too young
and Claudius is an idiot

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Tiberius is old.
You will be an emperor - soon.

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And you will be my queen.
- You can't marry your sister.

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In Egypt, you can. - But we are
In Rome and you have promised.

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Yes, to Ennia

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It's just a bird

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Prince. - Yeah, what's up?

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My wife

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Ennia!

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Now you are a man, Caligula.
What are you going to do?

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You must be the master of your destiny.
Grab it with two hands.

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Traitors,
why did you let him do that?

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Bind his wrists.
Bind his wrists!

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You must not go, you must not leave
me. You are my only friend.

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I have lived too long, Tiberius.
I hate my life.

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Go away, both of you

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When a man chooses the moment of his death,
he is close to cheating fate

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And fate decrees that when you
you die, Macro kills me

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I order him
to be arrested and killed.

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You can't, he controls you.
And even if Macro is dead, -

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how could i
live with that reptile?

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You always respect my friend, don't you?
- I've always respected him.

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Did you hear? - You were once wise, Tiberius.

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Don't starve me, I'm old.
- I have seen how you turned into a monster.

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One at a time you are
killed your family, friends and -

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The noblest men of Rome.
- That's treason.

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No, but the truth. - Enemies
have always surrounded me.

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In my family, in the senate... you are cruel.
- I'm just not honest.

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Old men see
sometime in the future

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So from past evils -

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and from the evils that are to come,
I choose to escape now

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So this was it
your precautions, Nerva

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Nerva, what's it like?
- Warm, no pain.

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I just slip away.
- Do you see him?

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Who?
- Of the Goddess, Isis.

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So you are one of those who believe...
- Do you see him?

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I don't. - Are you sure?

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You're almost dead. What is it like?
What is happening to you now?

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Nothing. - You're lying. i know
that you see him. What is he like?

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No... nothing...

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Just a dream...

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Liar!

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Tiberius has been paralyzed by Nervan
after death. It's about to die.

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If he dies, our feelings
gets worse. - You loved that bastard.

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Take those words back

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Prince, here is the doctor, Charicles

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How is the emperor?
How long will he live?

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He can die at any moment, but
may live for a year if treated

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I smell death. But whose?

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don't worry
he can't do anything without me

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So are these thoughtless ones
the creatures thought. Where are they now?

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No, Macro, he's up to something.
- You will be emperor soon.

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Do you swear? - I...

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I swear

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Go away. Everyone go away.

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Tiberius...

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Tiberius...

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Caligula...

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Give me my ring

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I don't. - Yes.

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You... don't... dare

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Prince. - You don't dare!

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Long live the emperor.
- Long live the emperor.

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I gather everyone in the hall
to hear the announcement

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Gemellus...

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Gemellus!

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Long live the emperor

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Gemellus, we are alone...

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We must love one another

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Rest in peace Tiberius Caesar...

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Long live Caligula Caesar

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This is just like a dream

239
00:43:45,915 --> 00:43:50,015
That's just a mask,
you are Caesar now

240
00:43:50,815 --> 00:43:58,116
Caesar... - Caesar,
Roman emperor, ruler of the world

241
00:43:58,117 --> 00:44:03,818
Ruler of the world... I like this dream

242
00:44:24,922 --> 00:44:27,722
Sena...

243
00:44:34,523 --> 00:44:40,823
Senate and Roman people
I accept the request, -

244
00:44:40,824 --> 00:44:49,328
humble to brilliant
the highest office of our state

245
00:44:55,326 --> 00:44:59,627
Our glorious state!

246
00:45:16,130 --> 00:45:20,030
Onion, where's the onion?
Give it to me.

247
00:45:45,635 --> 00:45:50,936
When beloved Tiberius did
death... - Tiberius to Tiberius!

248
00:45:52,536 --> 00:45:56,536
Throw him in the river!

249
00:45:56,537 --> 00:46:03,138
Tiberius - the tyrant!
- Today, a new era begins.

250
00:46:03,838 --> 00:46:07,638
I grant a general amnesty!

251
00:46:17,540 --> 00:46:20,639
Silence!

252
00:46:20,640 --> 00:46:26,541
Silence, great emperor
hasn't finished yet

253
00:46:31,542 --> 00:46:37,242
My consulship the senate and Rome
the people have wisely chosen -

254
00:46:37,243 --> 00:46:41,044
of my uncle Claudius

255
00:46:42,144 --> 00:46:45,344
Take your place by my side, Claudius

256
00:46:48,745 --> 00:46:52,544
Caesar Caligula...
- Settle into it.

257
00:46:52,545 --> 00:46:56,046
I meant consul

258
00:47:01,547 --> 00:47:07,047
I hereby adopt my son and
my heir Prince Gemellus

259
00:47:07,048 --> 00:47:10,248
Step forward, prince

260
00:47:23,750 --> 00:47:29,250
From now on all official
oaths include the following:-

261
00:47:29,251 --> 00:47:33,751
I do not value my own life,
nor my children's lives -

262
00:47:33,752 --> 00:47:41,052
higher than the emperor...

263
00:47:41,053 --> 00:47:45,254
or his sister Drusilla

264
00:47:53,056 --> 00:47:58,256
Long live Drus!
- Long live Caligula.

265
00:48:05,658 --> 00:48:08,658
We have to watch out for him

266
00:48:12,159 --> 00:48:16,959
Claudius? - No, but from Gemellus.

267
00:48:19,260 --> 00:48:23,260
Yes, Gemellus

268
00:48:28,061 --> 00:48:34,061
Did you see their faces when I said that
oaths must be sworn to you too?

269
00:48:34,062 --> 00:48:37,762
They were terrified

270
00:48:37,763 --> 00:48:43,563
I hope they were.
- Is that wise?

271
00:48:48,864 --> 00:48:53,865
I can do...

272
00:49:00,067 --> 00:49:03,367
just what i want...

273
00:49:06,668 --> 00:49:09,867
to anyone...

274
00:49:09,868 --> 00:49:16,369
Don't get me started.
- Who would you suggest?

275
00:50:17,779 --> 00:50:22,279
Go away!

276
00:50:22,280 --> 00:50:25,279
Who?

277
00:50:25,280 --> 00:50:29,080
Why not start with Macro?
- About Macro?

278
00:50:29,081 --> 00:50:34,682
Yes, before he controls you
as reigned Tiberius

279
00:50:36,582 --> 00:50:40,782
Great show, Macro. Glorious.

280
00:50:46,984 --> 00:50:50,985
Get me Gemellus.
- What? Over here?

281
00:50:52,485 --> 00:50:55,986
Yes, here, now

282
00:51:01,787 --> 00:51:06,287
Charicles... stand here

283
00:51:10,288 --> 00:51:14,187
I want an addition to my guards.
- That's not possible.

284
00:51:14,188 --> 00:51:17,287
Everything that happens is possible.
If the impossible happens, -

285
00:51:17,288 --> 00:51:21,490
it becomes possible, doesn't it?
- The deficiency you see...

286
00:51:21,491 --> 00:51:26,690
How much money do I have?
- As much as you demand.

287
00:51:26,691 --> 00:51:29,191
That's good

288
00:51:29,192 --> 00:51:33,093
Macro, would you stand over there?

289
00:51:37,193 --> 00:51:41,794
Longinus, you here. - Yes, Emperor.

290
00:51:42,294 --> 00:51:49,294
Gemellus, watch them carefully...

291
00:51:49,295 --> 00:51:51,594
all in peace...

292
00:51:51,595 --> 00:51:57,496
and tell me who killed
our beloved Tiberius

293
00:52:03,997 --> 00:52:08,498
Who killed Tiberius?

294
00:52:23,400 --> 00:52:26,301
It was him!

295
00:52:36,602 --> 00:52:39,403
Murderer!

296
00:52:47,904 --> 00:52:51,005
Arrest him

297
00:53:06,207 --> 00:53:11,107
Your new commander,
Chaerean, in honor of...

298
00:53:11,108 --> 00:53:14,708
ten pieces of gold for each!

299
00:53:19,609 --> 00:53:24,910
Chaerea, arrest Macro.
- Guards, arrest Macro.

300
00:53:26,810 --> 00:53:30,211
How dare you?

301
00:53:58,715 --> 00:54:02,115
Forgive me, Emperor

302
00:54:02,716 --> 00:54:07,316
Two senators seek to speak to you.
They have a dispute over land -

303
00:54:07,317 --> 00:54:11,217
and want your review.
- Bring them in.

304
00:54:13,417 --> 00:54:16,418
I am interested in everything
About Rome...

305
00:54:16,419 --> 00:54:20,017
Even the length of the toga

306
00:54:20,018 --> 00:54:22,619
Come now

307
00:54:35,321 --> 00:54:39,921
I have to complain...
- Give me the papers.

308
00:55:06,925 --> 00:55:10,225
Guilty.
- Thank you, thank you.

309
00:55:10,226 --> 00:55:15,927
Don't thank me.
Justice must always be impartial.

310
00:55:15,928 --> 00:55:21,629
That's right, Charea. Isn't it? - It is.

311
00:55:22,229 --> 00:55:24,629
You can go

312
00:56:01,635 --> 00:56:04,936
Ennia...

313
00:56:12,338 --> 00:56:15,538
You are beautiful

314
00:56:21,539 --> 00:56:25,539
Is it good for hair growth?

315
00:56:25,540 --> 00:56:30,240
We will be married soon.
The difference only lasts a few days.

316
00:56:32,141 --> 00:56:36,641
I think we should move.
- Moving? Where?

317
00:56:37,341 --> 00:56:40,641
Even to Alexandria.

318
00:56:40,642 --> 00:56:43,241
to Egypt?

319
00:56:43,242 --> 00:56:51,743
So what do you say? - I'd miss it
leave Rome, I mean the Senate.

320
00:56:51,744 --> 00:56:56,644
No, Ennia. I am Rome,
where I am, there is Rome

321
00:56:56,645 --> 00:57:01,545
And there's the Senate
and the people of Rome

322
00:57:02,845 --> 00:57:06,646
You make me laugh
your way of saying that

323
00:57:15,947 --> 00:57:20,548
Longinus!
- Forgive me, Emperor.

324
00:57:24,750 --> 00:57:29,550
Longinus, is it done?
- The Senate sentenced him to death.

325
00:57:29,551 --> 00:57:32,351
Good, good.

326
00:57:33,051 --> 00:57:35,651
Authorization

327
00:57:39,452 --> 00:57:44,553
Charea, I order you now
as the head of the Imperial Guard

328
00:57:46,153 --> 00:57:50,153
What about Macro? What has happened?
Where is he?

329
00:57:50,154 --> 00:57:53,253
He has been arrested
of treason

330
00:57:53,254 --> 00:57:58,355
It's impossible.
He worshiped you, he made you.

331
00:58:06,056 --> 00:58:11,756
No one made me.
- I can't believe it.

332
00:58:11,757 --> 00:58:20,261
What did he do? - Ennia... I had
to take my fate into my own hands.

333
00:58:32,060 --> 00:58:35,461
The guards

334
00:58:37,761 --> 00:58:41,862
Chaerea, he will be banished...
- But I love you.

335
00:58:41,863 --> 00:58:46,962
To Gaul.
- But I love you.

336
00:58:47,762 --> 00:58:53,862
How could you? He was your friend,
he would have done anything for you.

337
00:58:53,863 --> 00:58:58,564
Don't send me away!
I love you!

338
00:58:58,565 --> 00:59:01,566
Caligula!

339
00:59:03,766 --> 00:59:06,765
At least now he doesn't have to leave

340
00:59:06,766 --> 00:59:10,167
But you still have to
to find a suitable wife

341
00:59:10,168 --> 00:59:13,867
No

342
00:59:16,768 --> 00:59:22,569
I will marry you.
- You can't, we're not Egyptian.

343
00:59:23,169 --> 00:59:29,470
I know, we are much more beautiful.
- Rome is not Egypt.

344
00:59:30,070 --> 00:59:33,871
And don't look at yourself like that.

345
00:59:35,671 --> 00:59:39,569
Well then, let's go to Egypt.
- You really are crazy.

346
00:59:39,570 --> 00:59:43,372
Caesar cannot be mad.
- But he's trying hard.

347
00:59:43,373 --> 00:59:48,673
Caesar cannot be mad.
- Little Boots -

348
00:59:49,373 --> 00:59:52,873
They throw you into the Tiber
if you are trying to change the administration

349
00:59:52,874 --> 00:59:58,374
So you married a respectable one
of a noble Roman woman

350
01:00:01,475 --> 01:00:06,076
I'm not going to. - Just yes,
you must have an heir.

351
01:00:09,076 --> 01:00:13,077
Which kills me
as long as it grows up.

352
01:00:13,877 --> 01:00:18,576
Priestesses of Isis
meet at my house today

353
01:00:18,577 --> 01:00:22,278
Do you want me to marry one of them?
- Yes.

354
01:00:22,279 --> 01:00:25,077
No. - Yes.

355
01:00:25,078 --> 01:00:30,779
No. - Yes.

356
01:00:47,082 --> 01:00:50,882
What would I wear?

357
01:01:16,786 --> 01:01:20,485
When does the imperial performance start?
- Don't be disgusting.

358
01:01:20,486 --> 01:01:23,288
I'm practical.
If I'm going to choose a wife, -

359
01:01:23,289 --> 01:01:27,989
I'll have to see what I get...
logical

360
01:01:54,793 --> 01:01:59,993
That looks pretty interesting.
- Livia? He is busy.

361
01:01:59,994 --> 01:02:03,093
He marries one
with your officer, Proculus

362
01:02:03,094 --> 01:02:07,695
I will send him to Spain. - He
is a virgin boring, not your type.

363
01:03:16,007 --> 01:03:21,208
She will be my wife.
- Oh no, not Caesonia.

364
01:03:22,308 --> 01:03:26,608
You are impossible.
- She is the most famous woman in Rome.

365
01:03:26,609 --> 01:03:29,109
Perfect

366
01:03:36,810 --> 01:03:41,910
Caesonia has divorced and
dizzy, always in debt

367
01:03:41,911 --> 01:03:46,010
I want him. - But not as a wife.

368
01:03:46,011 --> 01:03:50,911
Send him to me now.
- No, I won't let you do that.

369
01:03:50,912 --> 01:03:55,713
That would not be wise

370
01:03:56,813 --> 01:04:02,714
Yes... It is
the will of the senate and the people of Rome.

371
01:06:11,535 --> 01:06:17,135
You are very persuasive
as a priestess, Caesar

372
01:06:17,136 --> 01:06:23,637
And you as the sacrificial lamb, Caesonia

373
01:07:33,849 --> 01:07:39,449
I told Casonia that I married her.
- Don't.

374
01:07:39,450 --> 01:07:43,251
But only after she has given birth
of a boy. - How do you know it's yours?

375
01:07:43,252 --> 01:07:50,051
He is well varied. - You can be
sure one of the guards is the father.

376
01:07:50,052 --> 01:07:54,353
No, they all are
castrated homosexuals

377
01:08:33,958 --> 01:08:38,559
If only in all of Rome
there would be only one neck

378
01:08:56,261 --> 01:09:00,760
Is that the officer that Livia married?

379
01:09:00,761 --> 01:09:05,860
Yes, Proculus. - Proculus...

380
01:09:07,360 --> 01:09:09,461
Longinus. - Caesar?

381
01:09:09,462 --> 01:09:14,861
Do you see that young man?
of the officer, Proculus?

382
01:10:02,166 --> 01:10:06,968
Caligula Caesar, Roman Emperor.
Hooray!

383
01:10:11,170 --> 01:10:18,271
And Lady Drusilla and Lady Caesonia.
- And Lady Drusilla and Lady Caesonia!

384
01:10:24,571 --> 01:10:26,972
Are we late? - You don't.

385
01:10:26,973 --> 01:10:32,074
Excuse. Was there a ceremony
beautiful and predictions good?

386
01:10:32,075 --> 01:10:36,474
Yes, Caesar. - Excellent.

387
01:10:38,173 --> 01:10:40,574
Come on, come on

388
01:10:47,574 --> 01:10:50,574
You were favored when you came

389
01:10:55,274 --> 01:10:58,975
You are a Roman hero

390
01:11:10,678 --> 01:11:19,182
I now give to this fine union
imperial blessing

391
01:11:24,477 --> 01:11:28,180
Where is the holy nuptial bed?

392
01:11:49,283 --> 01:11:53,482
Kitchen, well, this will do

393
01:11:57,383 --> 01:12:01,583
little boots,
I thought you didn't like virgins.

394
01:12:01,584 --> 01:12:05,083
I've never met one

395
01:12:07,386 --> 01:12:10,085
Or what, Caesonia?

396
01:12:14,986 --> 01:12:18,485
And now Caesar's wedding gift

397
01:12:26,686 --> 01:12:30,385
What a delicious bride.

398
01:12:33,188 --> 01:12:36,188
Take off that robe.

399
01:12:44,688 --> 01:12:47,488
Excellent

400
01:13:01,290 --> 01:13:06,291
Is she really a virgin, Proculus?
- Yes, Caesar.

401
01:13:06,993 --> 01:13:10,391
One can never be absolutely sure

402
01:13:11,891 --> 01:13:15,693
Open your eyes, Livia

403
01:13:34,096 --> 01:13:42,495
Lucky girl. Losing her virginity
For the descendant of the goddess Venus

404
01:13:42,496 --> 01:13:49,094
I, Caligula Caesar, order...

405
01:13:49,095 --> 01:13:52,695
Open your eyes, Proculus.

406
01:13:52,696 --> 01:13:57,197
I order, the Senate... Open them!

407
01:13:59,599 --> 01:14:06,199
In the name of the Senate and the people of Rome.

408
01:14:32,403 --> 01:14:35,503
She really was a virgin

409
01:14:37,203 --> 01:14:40,203
is that you

410
01:14:44,604 --> 01:14:50,305
Well, are you? - No, Caesar.

411
01:14:50,306 --> 01:14:54,705
Isis doesn't like it, different law for a woman
and for a man, it's not fair

412
01:14:54,706 --> 01:14:58,005
Take off your clothes

413
01:15:08,408 --> 01:15:11,308
Excellent

414
01:15:12,408 --> 01:15:18,808
I like your bushy hair, Proculus.
- No Caesar, I beg you.

415
01:15:19,408 --> 01:15:22,610
Get up!

416
01:15:32,410 --> 01:15:38,011
I think you lied to me.
You're a virgin too.

417
01:15:56,214 --> 01:16:04,718
I, Caligula Caesar, order
of the senate... eyes open, Livia...

418
01:16:07,013 --> 01:16:11,614
...and in the name of the Roman people!

419
01:16:21,317 --> 01:16:26,618
You see how I have strained myself
to make your wedding holy

420
01:16:35,818 --> 01:16:38,918
You both have my blessings

421
01:17:12,623 --> 01:17:15,124
Gemellus!

422
01:17:25,323 --> 01:17:27,926
Caligula!

423
01:17:35,626 --> 01:17:38,826
Gemellus!

424
01:18:05,030 --> 01:18:08,730
Jupiter loves me!

425
01:18:12,631 --> 01:18:15,132
With Drus!

426
01:18:23,933 --> 01:18:27,332
He's trying to kill me? - Who?

427
01:18:27,333 --> 01:18:32,735
Gemellus. I saw him, he ran
escape. He wants me dead.

428
01:18:44,735 --> 01:18:47,734
Good, Little Boots

429
01:18:50,337 --> 01:18:52,635
Now you're fine

430
01:18:58,338 --> 01:19:01,737
Like that

431
01:24:00,874 --> 01:24:04,275
Long live the emperor!

432
01:24:04,276 --> 01:24:08,276
- Long live the emperor
a beautiful horse, Incitartus

433
01:24:08,576 --> 01:24:13,375
Long live the venerable Incitartus!

434
01:24:15,776 --> 01:24:19,679
There is Gemellus,
keep an eye on him

435
01:24:31,779 --> 01:24:34,779
Seven. - Seven.

436
01:24:35,780 --> 01:24:39,277
Tsup tsup, dear uncle.

437
01:24:39,278 --> 01:24:44,980
I want an honest opinion.
Should you become the king of Rome?

438
01:24:44,981 --> 01:24:50,279
To be king... But this
is a republic, isn't it?

439
01:24:50,280 --> 01:24:55,981
Sure thing...
I will make myself king of the republic.

440
01:24:56,581 --> 01:24:59,980
But you are already bigger
like any king

441
01:24:59,981 --> 01:25:05,081
I am God! Or at least
I will become God when I die.

442
01:25:19,587 --> 01:25:22,985
Gemellus, taste this moraine

443
01:25:30,886 --> 01:25:33,785
What is that smell? - What smell?

444
01:25:33,786 --> 01:25:38,086
What have you taken?
- Just medicine for the fever.

445
01:25:38,586 --> 01:25:42,287
Have you given fever medicine?
Yes or no?

446
01:25:42,288 --> 01:25:49,889
I don't, I don't, I don't. - Gemellus, Are you accusing
of poisoning your highest?

447
01:25:49,890 --> 01:25:52,186
I never blamed you, Caesar.

448
01:25:52,187 --> 01:25:55,187
You took the antidote
before you came to my table

449
01:25:55,188 --> 01:25:58,491
It's the same as blaming
for poisoning me

450
01:25:58,492 --> 01:26:02,992
It's only logical, isn't it?
- Caligula!

451
01:26:17,591 --> 01:26:24,894
Cheers!
Arrest Gemellus for treason.

452
01:26:25,394 --> 01:26:28,995
Guards, take him away

453
01:26:50,096 --> 01:26:54,196
Like against the emperor
could be an antidote

454
01:27:03,198 --> 01:27:06,897
Drusilla, why are you like that
worried about him?

455
01:27:06,898 --> 01:27:11,498
I'm not, it's about you.
- He knows about Tiberius.

456
01:27:11,499 --> 01:27:15,999
He is a threat to me.
- No, he's not even your heir.

457
01:27:16,000 --> 01:27:20,400
Caesonia is now carrying your child

458
01:27:21,898 --> 01:27:26,698
Gemellus dies. - An amateur too.

459
01:27:26,699 --> 01:27:30,102
Amateur?

460
01:28:23,008 --> 01:28:27,307
And they weren't even poisonous

461
01:28:39,310 --> 01:28:41,709
Caesar

462
01:28:49,211 --> 01:28:52,211
Well done. - Thank you.

463
01:28:52,212 --> 01:28:56,913
What are you going to do? That what he
said was treason.

464
01:28:56,914 --> 01:29:01,314
I decide what it is
and what is not treason.

465
01:29:01,315 --> 01:29:05,911
Dance! - Dance?

466
01:29:05,912 --> 01:29:09,714
So. - What about your son?

467
01:29:09,715 --> 01:29:17,216
Show Incitartus your new dance.
My son danced with you.

468
01:29:18,913 --> 01:29:22,517
Music!

469
01:31:19,631 --> 01:31:23,533
You are beautiful

470
01:31:24,630 --> 01:31:29,030
Drusilla... beautiful

471
01:31:29,631 --> 01:31:34,231
We are alone... alone on Drus

472
01:32:12,036 --> 01:32:14,336
He's going to kill me. - No.

473
01:32:14,337 --> 01:32:20,935
He's killing me.
- The fever must come down soon.

474
01:32:20,936 --> 01:32:25,738
He's killing me.
- What if it doesn't count?

475
01:32:28,441 --> 01:32:34,137
Drusilla... Drusilla, he's going to kill

476
01:32:34,138 --> 01:32:38,539
He is going to kill...

477
01:32:39,340 --> 01:32:47,844
Drusilla... I love you, Drusilla

478
01:33:00,142 --> 01:33:03,943
where is my sister
- He's coming.

479
01:33:17,546 --> 01:33:21,246
I'm here, Little Boots

480
01:33:23,547 --> 01:33:29,049
Drusilla, I die. - And you won't die.

481
01:33:30,848 --> 01:33:37,149
I have to make a will.
- Don't talk, just sleep.

482
01:33:37,649 --> 01:33:42,350
Longinus, I want Longinus

483
01:33:45,650 --> 01:33:50,651
Take my horse to his own bed.

484
01:33:51,351 --> 01:33:53,550
He's a monster.

485
01:33:53,551 --> 01:33:56,849
Even if there is, it's better not to
he is dying now. - Why so?

486
01:33:56,850 --> 01:34:01,549
The people love him, wars ensue
and chaos if he dies now

487
01:34:01,550 --> 01:34:05,050
It seems that he
dies anyway

488
01:34:07,353 --> 01:34:10,352
Longinus

489
01:34:22,954 --> 01:34:26,753
You called me Caesar

490
01:34:29,255 --> 01:34:32,655
My will

491
01:34:37,656 --> 01:34:45,757
Thus, to my beloved Drusilla,
roman empire,

492
01:34:48,157 --> 01:34:52,357
Title of Augusta

493
01:34:59,259 --> 01:35:03,057
My little boot...

494
01:35:05,959 --> 01:35:09,759
Little boots...

495
01:35:15,559 --> 01:35:18,360
He is sleeping

496
01:35:19,361 --> 01:35:23,360
Not sleeping

497
01:35:44,563 --> 01:35:52,665
Drusilla, why am I always mad at you?
Why do we always fight?

498
01:35:52,666 --> 01:35:57,363
You can't help it.
- We will never fight again.

499
01:35:57,364 --> 01:36:01,066
Yes, we argue

500
01:36:02,667 --> 01:36:06,066
Don't let me die

501
01:36:17,768 --> 01:36:22,570
You must not touch him,
fever is contagious

502
01:36:23,568 --> 01:36:28,468
Sleep now, Drusilla is here

503
01:36:28,469 --> 01:36:36,973
I will give my life if Jupiter
just to spare our beloved emperor

504
01:36:42,871 --> 01:36:48,273
Jupiter accepts your offer.
- Execute him.

505
01:36:57,175 --> 01:37:03,473
The fever is coming down.
- Did you hear that? You will survive.

506
01:37:08,774 --> 01:37:13,172
Drusilla said I have neglected
my tasks, so I report to work

507
01:37:13,173 --> 01:37:16,675
This is needed
your signature and seal

508
01:37:21,476 --> 01:37:26,276
I, Caligula Caesar, order
in the name of the senate and the people of Rome

509
01:37:35,478 --> 01:37:39,277
I, Caligula Caesar, order...

510
01:37:40,480 --> 01:37:44,079
senate and...

511
01:37:44,780 --> 01:37:47,479
In the name of the Roman people

512
01:37:50,879 --> 01:37:54,879
I, Caligula Caesar, order
in the name of the senate and the people of Rome

513
01:38:04,180 --> 01:38:08,381
Rome, Rome, Caesar, Caesar,
garbage, garbage, garbage

514
01:38:15,383 --> 01:38:19,884
I, Caligula Caesar, order
in the name of the senate and the people of Rome

515
01:38:24,982 --> 01:38:29,583
No wonder life is so boring
- Yes sir, no sir...

516
01:38:30,183 --> 01:38:33,485
Let's see if Proculus can
liven up my day

517
01:38:42,385 --> 01:38:45,888
Proculus

518
01:38:56,388 --> 01:38:59,588
Did you know that his wife
expecting your first child?

519
01:38:59,589 --> 01:39:05,789
We still don't know who the father is,
him or God

520
01:39:07,789 --> 01:39:13,288
Divine Caesar, what have I done?
Why am I here?

521
01:39:13,289 --> 01:39:17,789
Treason.
- I have always been loyal to you.

522
01:39:17,790 --> 01:39:23,590
That is your treachery. You are honest
a man, i.e. a bad Roman, -

523
01:39:23,591 --> 01:39:28,493
So you're a traitor, logically

524
01:39:41,495 --> 01:39:48,195
You must die like Gemellus,
as of all who betray Rome

525
01:40:06,597 --> 01:40:11,799
Now slowly, very slowly.

526
01:40:11,800 --> 01:40:17,499
I want her to feel death,
i want him to smell death

527
01:40:29,402 --> 01:40:32,500
How do you feel now, Proculus?

528
01:40:32,501 --> 01:40:38,303
Do you see the goddess Isis?
What does he say?

529
01:40:42,504 --> 01:40:45,101
Reptile, -

530
01:40:45,102 --> 01:40:49,003
Make a note here

531
01:41:04,804 --> 01:41:09,206
I said slowly, that too!

532
01:41:26,706 --> 01:41:32,608
lucky boy
it was so easy for me

533
01:41:49,811 --> 01:41:55,911
Longinus, the reptile.
Cut them out and send them to Livia.

534
01:41:55,912 --> 01:42:00,214
In memory of them
for his great love

535
01:42:17,515 --> 01:42:21,915
Caesar orders them to be cut off

536
01:42:48,417 --> 01:42:52,220
And now send the rest to Livia

537
01:43:21,621 --> 01:43:24,822
Curtain!

538
01:43:41,423 --> 01:43:45,224
The baby's head has just appeared!

539
01:43:51,025 --> 01:43:54,425
Is it alive? - Yes, Caesar.

540
01:43:58,128 --> 01:44:04,928
Dear gentlemen. I married Caesonia now,
who has given birth to my son -

541
01:44:04,929 --> 01:44:09,329
Caligula Germanicus

542
01:44:15,429 --> 01:44:20,029
Caligula, Caesonia...
- Ring, give me the ring.

543
01:44:37,133 --> 01:44:43,133
You are now a wife,
mother and empress of Rome

544
01:44:44,635 --> 01:44:47,534
It's a girl

545
01:44:51,433 --> 01:44:59,734
And it's not, Didn't you hear my speech?
- I heard, but your daughter didn't.

546
01:45:08,536 --> 01:45:13,537
Should have waited, right?
- There will be more children.

547
01:45:22,537 --> 01:45:25,936
Longinus. - Caesar.

548
01:45:26,637 --> 01:45:30,638
A month's worth of free fun and
gold coin for every Roman, -

549
01:45:30,639 --> 01:45:34,939
in honor of my son's birth.

550
01:45:36,641 --> 01:45:42,539
My son, Julia Drusilla!

551
01:45:45,541 --> 01:45:48,241
Druze?

552
01:45:55,841 --> 01:45:58,642
Fever

553
01:45:58,643 --> 01:46:01,542
It's a fever

554
01:46:30,845 --> 01:46:38,345
Drus.
I'm here, your little boot.

555
01:46:42,446 --> 01:46:45,948
Your Little Boot

556
01:46:51,647 --> 01:46:57,447
Do something.
- I'll do everything I can, I swear.

557
01:46:57,448 --> 01:47:01,850
But the fever runs its own way

558
01:47:19,751 --> 01:47:26,350
Holy Isis, save him. Take me.

559
01:47:26,351 --> 01:47:32,153
Caesar beseeches you,
mighty goddess

560
01:47:35,252 --> 01:47:39,155
Caesar...

561
01:49:25,669 --> 01:49:29,369
Go away!
Everyone go away!

562
01:49:29,370 --> 01:49:34,069
Go already!
Out, out, out!

563
01:49:47,373 --> 01:49:50,672
Drus

564
01:49:55,973 --> 01:49:59,872
Almighty Mother

565
01:50:13,976 --> 01:50:20,976
I begged you
Caesar begged you

566
01:50:43,878 --> 01:50:46,679
At Drus...

567
01:50:48,780 --> 01:50:52,480
Drus

568
01:53:51,601 --> 01:53:55,400
Thief, thief!
Stop him!

569
01:54:06,702 --> 01:54:11,103
We, Caius Caesar Caligula,
we determine the month's general -

570
01:54:11,104 --> 01:54:18,704
in honor of our sister of sorrow.
During this time he who laughs bathes-

571
01:54:18,705 --> 01:54:22,705
or meals of their parents or children
with or has intercourse, -

572
01:54:22,706 --> 01:54:29,107
sentenced to death. It is like that
the will of the senate and the people of Rome.

573
01:54:47,010 --> 01:54:50,009
Hello...

574
01:55:02,811 --> 01:55:07,711
It's really nice for you there.
- Don't worry about those.

575
01:55:07,712 --> 01:55:10,812
You snapped out of him

576
01:55:13,412 --> 01:55:16,213
Come on, darling

577
01:55:26,814 --> 01:55:33,015
The kingdom is leaderless,
Caligula has escaped!

578
01:55:34,016 --> 01:55:40,016
Here's the head of the empire for you

579
01:55:42,817 --> 01:55:46,918
Roman slaves

580
01:55:57,718 --> 01:56:00,920
The people

581
01:56:08,419 --> 01:56:11,619
Army

582
01:56:16,619 --> 01:56:21,221
People's Tribune

583
01:56:31,422 --> 01:56:34,523
The Senate

584
01:56:59,126 --> 01:57:04,827
And as supreme ruler, the Emperor!

585
01:57:13,127 --> 01:57:15,226
Hooray!

586
01:57:15,227 --> 01:57:21,528
And I'm on Lady Drus, -

587
01:57:21,529 --> 01:57:24,828
his sister.

588
01:57:24,829 --> 01:57:32,830
Let's make love again, bro.

589
01:57:34,530 --> 01:57:39,030
No, no, stop it!

590
01:57:39,831 --> 01:57:43,232
Stop it!

591
01:58:36,937 --> 01:58:40,139
Another drunk, come on

592
01:59:18,843 --> 01:59:22,144
Do you have any information about him?

593
01:59:30,645 --> 01:59:37,246
According to one source
he has gone to Egypt

594
01:59:37,247 --> 01:59:44,146
And according to other information?
- Well, to Greece...

595
01:59:44,846 --> 01:59:52,047
Or to Persia, or to Carthage.
Or, according to one source, to Gaul.

596
01:59:53,849 --> 01:59:57,949
And where do you think he is?

597
01:59:58,551 --> 02:00:03,647
He could be anywhere.
- No, he's here in Rome.

598
02:00:03,648 --> 02:00:07,551
He tests us

599
02:03:05,373 --> 02:03:08,672
Out of it!

600
02:03:10,472 --> 02:03:15,872
I was born in the morning of the world and I live
until the last star goes out

601
02:03:15,873 --> 02:03:19,874
Although I have taken Caius Caligula
shape I am every man -

602
02:03:19,875 --> 02:03:26,475
like I'm not a man at all.
So I am... God.

603
02:03:39,177 --> 02:03:44,377
I expect the Senate to be unanimous
decision, Claudius

604
02:03:44,378 --> 02:03:49,677
All those who are in favor of
say Share.

605
02:03:53,178 --> 02:03:55,679
Ice.

606
02:03:56,879 --> 02:04:00,079
Ice!

607
02:04:08,380 --> 02:04:11,580
He is God now

608
02:04:37,583 --> 02:04:41,281
The mourning period is now over!

609
02:04:41,282 --> 02:04:44,886
He's crazy!

610
02:05:08,488 --> 02:05:11,187
Have fun

611
02:05:11,188 --> 02:05:14,890
Take care of yourself

612
02:05:28,990 --> 02:05:34,790
Now the fun begins.
- But do they enjoy it too?

613
02:05:34,791 --> 02:05:39,592
I don't know, shall we ask? Longinus!

614
02:05:44,493 --> 02:05:51,292
Longinus, financial genius,
we have a question for you

615
02:05:51,293 --> 02:05:56,693
Who are the Romans
richest men?

616
02:05:56,694 --> 02:06:00,993
Answer. Pimps.

617
02:06:00,994 --> 02:06:08,195
Question two: Who are
Rome's sexiest sluts?

618
02:06:10,496 --> 02:06:17,596
Who? Answer.
Senators' Wives.

619
02:06:17,597 --> 02:06:24,898
Imperial brothel,
the most logical way to balance the state budget

620
02:07:03,204 --> 02:07:09,504
As you can see, we have seen the effort
to offer the best meat in the state

621
02:07:19,706 --> 02:07:23,105
Five gold pieces!

622
02:07:24,005 --> 02:07:29,107
Only five gold pieces each
in twenty minutes!

623
02:07:29,707 --> 02:07:32,707
It's cheap!

624
02:07:48,508 --> 02:07:53,209
look at them
aren't they beautiful?

625
02:07:54,210 --> 02:07:57,309
Brilliant!

626
02:08:02,810 --> 02:08:10,809
The sexiest women in Rome
perform their civic duty

627
02:08:10,810 --> 02:08:18,011
Only five gold pieces. let me
so you will be remembered well.

628
02:08:19,412 --> 02:08:26,913
Come to the imperial brothel!
Enjoy the best meat in the state.

629
02:08:30,413 --> 02:08:35,413
Only five gold pieces per 20
minutes. It's cheap, -

630
02:08:35,414 --> 02:08:39,614
because most women are
honorably married

631
02:08:39,615 --> 02:08:45,016
wives of senators,
respectable whores

632
02:08:46,916 --> 02:08:50,516
I have to figure it out
specially for you

633
02:08:55,316 --> 02:09:01,215
Greetings, Flavia, come!
- Senators' wives are not -

634
02:09:01,216 --> 02:09:07,117
just beautiful, but like
her husband, insatiable

635
02:09:07,917 --> 02:09:10,318
And only five gold pieces!

636
02:09:45,022 --> 02:09:49,120
Earn the rank of your rulers.
Take their wives, -

637
02:09:49,121 --> 02:09:54,222
use them, confuse them.
Do whatever you want to them.

638
02:09:54,223 --> 02:10:01,025
They are only yours
with five gold pieces

639
02:10:04,424 --> 02:10:07,425
Hairy nipples

640
02:10:09,127 --> 02:10:14,526
Senator Marcellus,
your wife is freaking out our client

641
02:10:15,927 --> 02:10:18,926
Try hot walnuts

642
02:10:18,927 --> 02:10:26,929
Don't be shy. The more
you give, the more you enjoy.

643
02:10:59,533 --> 02:11:04,032
Come and enjoy the skills that
wives practiced while -

644
02:11:04,033 --> 02:11:07,834
their husbands slept in the senate

645
02:11:41,437 --> 02:11:46,239
Only five gold pieces...five!

646
02:11:46,839 --> 02:11:52,540
wives of senators,
respectable whores!

647
02:12:13,142 --> 02:12:16,539
He makes our wives and
of our daughters prostitutes

648
02:12:16,540 --> 02:12:21,842
Humiliating for the Senate and the military.
- That's why people love him.

649
02:12:34,644 --> 02:12:40,144
Longinus, you are not having fun.
Enjoy yourself. What do you want?

650
02:12:40,145 --> 02:12:47,445
Everything and nothing, Caesar.
- You can't get both for the same price.

651
02:12:56,146 --> 02:12:59,445
He is provoking you. - Just me?

652
02:12:59,446 --> 02:13:06,448
He's crazy, doesn't know what he's doing.
- He knows exactly what he's doing.

653
02:13:07,549 --> 02:13:12,348
If you give him enough rope...
- So maybe he'll hang us all.

654
02:13:52,655 --> 02:13:57,055
We have too
tough women here today

655
02:13:57,056 --> 02:14:01,356
You can punish them or
they can punish you

656
02:14:01,357 --> 02:14:08,157
For five gold pieces you get
of both. Only five gold pieces!

657
02:14:42,262 --> 02:14:46,461
Can't you stop?
scheming even for a moment?

658
02:14:47,361 --> 02:14:52,661
Chaerea, they say you like small ones
of boys. Isn't that so?

659
02:14:52,662 --> 02:14:57,662
No, but about the big boys. Of my soldiers.

660
02:14:57,663 --> 02:15:02,063
Are they ready? Perfect!

661
02:15:13,264 --> 02:15:18,165
We are sailing towards Britain!

662
02:17:37,784 --> 02:17:42,583
We're only a few hours away
a march from Rome

663
02:17:42,584 --> 02:17:46,585
What new madness is this?

664
02:17:48,385 --> 02:17:52,685
Mars says we will win magnificently

665
02:17:57,187 --> 02:18:00,586
Chaerea. - Caesar.

666
02:18:01,387 --> 02:18:07,985
Are we ready for conquest?
- Yes, Caesar... just...

667
02:18:07,986 --> 02:18:13,386
Just what? - Where is Britain?

668
02:18:13,387 --> 02:18:20,288
Where? There!
- Yes, sir, over there.

669
02:18:20,888 --> 02:18:28,089
But there is no enemy there.
- There's papyrus.

670
02:18:28,090 --> 02:18:34,590
Papyrus?
- Yeah, don't be so stupid!

671
02:18:34,591 --> 02:18:41,090
Command my army to destroy
that papyrus. - Yes sir.

672
02:18:44,993 --> 02:18:50,792
After all, we have to have some proof
for taking over Britain

673
02:20:03,100 --> 02:20:06,802
Kill!

674
02:20:26,604 --> 02:20:31,104
While you've been here
safe, your dear empress -

675
02:20:31,105 --> 02:20:36,804
risked his life to protect
and to expand the empire

676
02:20:42,904 --> 02:20:47,306
I have heard a rumor that the Senate
don't think I've been to Britain

677
02:20:47,307 --> 02:20:49,705
No, sir.

678
02:20:49,706 --> 02:20:55,806
I conquered Britain and brought
100,000 papyrus reeds for proof

679
02:20:59,309 --> 02:21:02,807
Long live Caligula Caesar!

680
02:21:02,808 --> 02:21:08,108
Long live Caligula the Conqueror!

681
02:21:08,707 --> 02:21:13,109
Let's be careful, he is
in a strange mood today

682
02:21:24,113 --> 02:21:31,113
Caligula. They hate you now.
- Let them hate, as long as they are afraid.

683
02:21:31,114 --> 02:21:35,111
They are senators and
consuls, important men

684
02:21:35,112 --> 02:21:39,412
So important that they accept
everything i do? You must be crazy.

685
02:21:39,413 --> 02:21:42,713
I don't know how I could
no longer annoy them

686
02:21:49,316 --> 02:21:54,317
And now, the catch, which
acquired on a victorious expedition

687
02:21:56,117 --> 02:22:02,417
Fish, smoked herring and salmon.

688
02:22:03,618 --> 02:22:09,419
Oysters and beautiful pearls.

689
02:22:10,419 --> 02:22:15,518
From the blue seas and
From the silver rivers of Britain

690
02:22:16,821 --> 02:22:25,325
Game from green forests
and from the golden ponds of Britain

691
02:22:26,420 --> 02:22:31,620
Wild pheasants and fat geese

692
02:22:31,621 --> 02:22:35,021
Grapes from British vineyards...

693
02:22:58,224 --> 02:23:01,925
Cowards... sheep...

694
02:23:04,926 --> 02:23:12,725
Crawl, crawl, crawl!
I hate them!

695
02:23:18,826 --> 02:23:22,627
Mighty Caesar rules, budget
to equalize, confiscate -

696
02:23:22,628 --> 02:23:28,227
the entire premises from them,
who have betrayed Rome

697
02:23:33,328 --> 02:23:36,828
Read your list, Longinus

698
02:23:38,029 --> 02:23:46,533
Senators Galba, Aponius,
Marcellus, Antony, Casius...

699
02:23:47,131 --> 02:23:52,729
Chaerea, they have failed me.
Arrest them.

700
02:23:52,730 --> 02:24:00,933
...Lepidus, Sixtus and Octavius.
- Guards, arrest them.

701
02:24:17,733 --> 02:24:21,735
Almighty Caesar says:
continue eating

702
02:24:24,034 --> 02:24:27,634
Eat it!

703
02:24:33,335 --> 02:24:36,635
It needs to be done soon

704
02:24:39,937 --> 02:24:42,336
Watch out for Chaerea

705
02:24:42,337 --> 02:24:48,837
Why? - The omens are not good.
You have to be on your guard.

706
02:24:48,838 --> 02:24:53,039
I think he's going to kill me

707
02:24:57,239 --> 02:25:01,838
What's so funny?
- Just a thought.

708
02:25:01,839 --> 02:25:05,741
May I ask what the idea is?

709
02:25:08,241 --> 02:25:11,939
Is it true that against me
is there a conspiracy, Longinus?

710
02:25:11,940 --> 02:25:17,039
Yes, sir... It is... it seems...
That there is a secret plot.

711
02:25:17,040 --> 02:25:20,440
The plot is always secret, otherwise it
wouldn't be a plot, but a plan

712
02:25:20,441 --> 02:25:24,943
Logical, isn't it, Claudius.
Even a half-wit like you can figure it out.

713
02:25:24,944 --> 02:25:28,642
Half of me is Caesar

714
02:25:29,942 --> 02:25:33,742
This has gone too far. He
has mocked the gods and the government, -

715
02:25:33,743 --> 02:25:38,743
you dishonored the best families in Rome.
- The Senate is irrelevant.

716
02:25:38,744 --> 02:25:42,044
No one is safe from him.
- He's a tyrant.

717
02:25:42,045 --> 02:25:46,944
What can we do?
There is only one solution.

718
02:25:46,945 --> 02:25:52,346
If Caligula were to die...
- That could happen.

719
02:26:53,053 --> 02:26:59,053
You need sleep. - Maybe I have
surrender to life forever.

720
02:26:59,054 --> 02:27:03,056
I hope you live

721
02:27:20,157 --> 02:27:23,458
I'm going bald

722
02:27:25,757 --> 02:27:30,758
And you won't go bald.
- You have never acknowledged the facts.

723
02:27:30,759 --> 02:27:37,360
Facts? Yes I am. What about yourself?

724
02:27:43,159 --> 02:27:48,061
I need sleep

725
02:27:50,762 --> 02:27:53,762
I need you

726
02:28:21,765 --> 02:28:26,565
Are you ready?
- Would you like to take your turn, Isis?

727
02:28:28,465 --> 02:28:36,969
For a long time I have wandered among people
in the midst I seek thee, brother Osiris

728
02:28:44,166 --> 02:28:50,368
I have been killed and
cut into two parts

729
02:28:50,369 --> 02:28:58,570
You put the pieces together.
You restore my life with a kiss.

730
02:29:00,670 --> 02:29:03,870
That's where our blood goes

731
02:29:06,370 --> 02:29:10,871
It's okay, this is just a show

732
02:29:21,473 --> 02:29:26,074
I can't get it going right.
- No, Caesar, not like that.

733
02:29:28,473 --> 02:29:31,674
Hello, my darling

734
02:29:35,473 --> 02:29:38,875
Have you been a good girl?

735
02:29:45,275 --> 02:29:51,076
Isn't she beautiful in my outfit?
He even has my little boot.

736
02:30:16,379 --> 02:30:19,480
He is serious

737
02:30:24,280 --> 02:30:27,480
I wanted to dress up
like you today

738
02:30:56,384 --> 02:31:00,583
Password? - Scrotum.

739
02:31:00,584 --> 02:31:03,285
So be it

740
02:31:49,291 --> 02:31:52,792
I live!

741
02:32:47,599 --> 02:32:50,599
Guards!

742
02:32:52,400 --> 02:32:56,200
Long live Claudius Caesar!

743
02:33:04,101 --> 02:33:09,102
Long live Claudius Caesar!

