1 00:00:11,530 --> 00:00:12,723 Dakota kid. 2 00:00:29,775 --> 00:00:31,412 Extra, Extra 3 00:00:31,447 --> 00:00:33,546 Breaking news here, guys, out of Hollywood this morning. 4 00:00:33,581 --> 00:00:35,383 C-list actor C-list actor 5 00:00:35,418 --> 00:00:37,044 Let's upgrade him. The devoted actor 6 00:00:37,079 --> 00:00:38,617 Longtime actor Emerging actor 7 00:00:38,652 --> 00:00:42,588 Up-and-coming actor, John Durfy Junior, has died. 8 00:00:42,623 --> 00:00:43,886 What? What? 9 00:00:43,921 --> 00:00:45,426 Apparently, he was attempting a stunt 10 00:00:45,461 --> 00:00:47,626 to prepare for his upcoming role as Harry Houdini. 11 00:00:47,661 --> 00:00:48,726 Whoa. He got the gig. 12 00:00:48,761 --> 00:00:50,090 This story is crazy. 13 00:00:50,125 --> 00:00:52,730 So, allegedly, Mr. Durfy was a method actor 14 00:00:52,765 --> 00:00:54,897 and was working with a retired magician. 15 00:00:54,932 --> 00:00:56,899 For those who don't understand method acting, 16 00:00:56,934 --> 00:00:59,440 it's usually when one actor decides to take it really seriously 17 00:00:59,475 --> 00:01:01,211 and bums out everyone else on the set. 18 00:01:01,246 --> 00:01:03,279 He needs a better method. He was doin' a stunt. 19 00:01:03,314 --> 00:01:04,709 Stunt went wrong Stunt gone wrong 20 00:01:04,744 --> 00:01:06,249 Sounds like a stunt gone wrong right there. 21 00:01:06,284 --> 00:01:08,317 Yeah, it did. I mean, it really went wrong. 22 00:01:08,352 --> 00:01:12,816 Durfy died during a stunt gone wrong involving Durfy being handcuffed 23 00:01:12,851 --> 00:01:14,950 Attempting to swallow a 24 00:01:14,985 --> 00:01:16,149 A key? 25 00:01:16,184 --> 00:01:18,756 he tragically choked on. 26 00:01:18,791 --> 00:01:21,297 Entertainment sources say it's another senseless death 27 00:01:21,332 --> 00:01:23,431 at the hands of method acting. 28 00:01:23,466 --> 00:01:24,795 That is sad news. Wow. 29 00:01:24,830 --> 00:01:26,632 What a terrible tragedy. Whew. 30 00:01:26,667 --> 00:01:29,404 John Durfy Junior, may he rest in peace. 31 00:02:03,671 --> 00:02:07,167 I-I can't believe it. I just can't believe it. 32 00:02:07,202 --> 00:02:09,741 Neither can I. 33 00:02:10,579 --> 00:02:12,040 I feel like I just saw him. 34 00:02:13,417 --> 00:02:15,483 Yeah, he just called me last week. 35 00:02:17,982 --> 00:02:20,719 It was a butt-dial, but still 36 00:02:21,755 --> 00:02:23,260 It's just not real. 37 00:02:24,593 --> 00:02:26,395 It can't be real. 38 00:02:26,430 --> 00:02:28,430 Hey, what if it's not real? 39 00:02:29,334 --> 00:02:30,630 It's real, Zane. 40 00:02:31,897 --> 00:02:33,303 So where's Shelly? 41 00:02:35,373 --> 00:02:37,230 He's outside. He needed a minute. 42 00:02:43,843 --> 00:02:45,480 I think we can get started. 43 00:02:45,515 --> 00:02:48,043 I wanna thank everybody for being here today 44 00:02:49,112 --> 00:02:51,684 to honor the life of my brother, 45 00:02:53,083 --> 00:02:55,248 Murphy John Durfy Junior. 46 00:02:55,283 --> 00:02:58,152 It means a lot. His name was Murphy Durfy? 47 00:02:58,187 --> 00:02:59,362 I had no idea. 48 00:02:59,397 --> 00:03:00,594 I didn't know that. Shh. Doc. 49 00:03:00,629 --> 00:03:02,530 Since Mom and Dad passed, 50 00:03:02,565 --> 00:03:07,931 it's just been me and my brother and my sister. 51 00:03:07,966 --> 00:03:10,736 I wanna thank Uncle Tommy for comin' all the way up from Texas. 52 00:03:13,609 --> 00:03:15,169 Thanks, Tommy. 53 00:03:15,204 --> 00:03:17,347 What? 54 00:03:17,382 --> 00:03:21,142 You know, Durfy was older than I am, but I always felt like the big brother. 55 00:03:22,981 --> 00:03:24,486 Always looked after him. 56 00:03:25,489 --> 00:03:26,983 Tried to do my best. 57 00:03:29,790 --> 00:03:31,625 Standin' up here today, I realize 58 00:03:33,431 --> 00:03:35,365 maybe I didn't do enough. 59 00:03:35,400 --> 00:03:37,290 Oh, hell no, Jack. 60 00:03:37,325 --> 00:03:40,029 No, you were the best brother he could ever ask for. 61 00:03:40,064 --> 00:03:44,341 Hell, if they had a a buckle for best brother, 62 00:03:44,376 --> 00:03:46,376 yours would be the size of Texas. 63 00:03:46,411 --> 00:03:47,839 Go Cowboys! 64 00:03:49,205 --> 00:03:51,073 Thank you, Tommy. Appreciate that. 65 00:03:51,108 --> 00:03:51,975 What? Okay. 66 00:03:52,010 --> 00:03:54,417 Anyway, 67 00:03:54,452 --> 00:03:59,015 if anybody would like to get up here and share a memory, now's the time. 68 00:04:00,491 --> 00:04:03,624 Durfy was my friend, and when I lost my nuts, Durfy treated me 69 00:04:03,659 --> 00:04:06,759 always treated me like a person who had nuts. 70 00:04:35,185 --> 00:04:36,690 Hi, everybody. I'm Bob. 71 00:04:39,387 --> 00:04:41,629 Me and these guys grew up with Durf. 72 00:04:42,797 --> 00:04:44,830 As you can see, we're we're pack animals. 73 00:04:44,865 --> 00:04:46,865 We practically raised each other. 74 00:04:48,066 --> 00:04:49,439 We're family. 75 00:04:51,443 --> 00:04:55,709 And when we were kids, we started this thing called the Buddy Games. 76 00:04:57,042 --> 00:05:00,879 It started as Wiffle ball in the backyard, and 77 00:05:00,914 --> 00:05:03,310 Well, it evolved into a tradition 78 00:05:04,313 --> 00:05:05,851 that continues even today. 79 00:05:06,920 --> 00:05:08,458 It's ours. 80 00:05:09,153 --> 00:05:10,251 And Durfy 81 00:05:16,127 --> 00:05:17,830 And Durfy showed up 82 00:05:19,768 --> 00:05:22,230 No matter where he was in life, he always showed up. 83 00:05:23,772 --> 00:05:26,069 We all did. 84 00:05:26,104 --> 00:05:29,039 We show up for each other. I mean, that's the point, right? 85 00:05:30,944 --> 00:05:32,372 Well, today 86 00:05:35,410 --> 00:05:36,948 today we're down a man. 87 00:05:39,117 --> 00:05:42,921 And I-I-I just I don't think any of us can believe it. 88 00:05:42,956 --> 00:05:45,055 You know, I remember loanin' 89 00:05:45,090 --> 00:05:49,532 loanin' Durfy some money for a few of those Buddy Games. 90 00:05:49,567 --> 00:05:52,832 Even though I thought they were a little lame and a total waste of time. 91 00:05:52,867 --> 00:05:56,671 They were important to him, and that's what mattered. 92 00:05:57,641 --> 00:05:59,102 'Cause that's what brothers do. 93 00:05:59,841 --> 00:06:01,236 Thank you, Bob. 94 00:06:01,271 --> 00:06:04,074 Would anyone else like to come up and share? 95 00:06:04,109 --> 00:06:06,043 Yeah, I I'd like to say somethin'. 96 00:06:06,078 --> 00:06:07,484 That's why we're here, Jack. 97 00:06:08,146 --> 00:06:09,178 Go, buddy. 98 00:06:12,920 --> 00:06:14,117 It's okay. 99 00:06:14,152 --> 00:06:15,283 Durfy 100 00:06:16,825 --> 00:06:19,419 He wasn't just one of my best friends. 101 00:06:21,929 --> 00:06:25,326 He was also my first patient as a chiropractor. 102 00:06:26,494 --> 00:06:28,065 When I got certified, 103 00:06:28,100 --> 00:06:31,332 everyone was too scared to have me work on 'em. 104 00:06:33,138 --> 00:06:35,171 Except for Durfy. 105 00:06:36,779 --> 00:06:39,780 He never sued me. Doesn't matter how bad I hurt him. 106 00:06:41,245 --> 00:06:43,113 Oh, and I hurt him. 107 00:06:46,657 --> 00:06:48,382 Okay, great. 108 00:06:48,417 --> 00:06:49,790 Thanks, Jack. That 109 00:06:49,825 --> 00:06:51,451 Uh, Zane here. 110 00:06:53,829 --> 00:06:57,798 Durfy had such a beautiful heart. 111 00:06:59,461 --> 00:07:03,364 He was the first person that I ever told that I was gay. 112 00:07:05,236 --> 00:07:07,038 That's right. 113 00:07:08,008 --> 00:07:09,777 You're not alone, Uncle Tommy. 114 00:07:11,473 --> 00:07:13,781 I knew that I could trust him. 115 00:07:16,016 --> 00:07:18,346 And I knew that he would never judge me. 116 00:07:20,988 --> 00:07:22,823 And he kept my secret for 117 00:07:23,518 --> 00:07:25,595 for decades. 118 00:07:25,630 --> 00:07:29,192 Until I came out again to Doc on his table. 119 00:07:29,227 --> 00:07:31,326 Isn't that right, Doc? Yeah. 120 00:07:32,802 --> 00:07:35,737 Durfy also helped me put together my first leather swing set. 121 00:07:35,772 --> 00:07:38,201 If you all don't know what that is 122 00:07:38,236 --> 00:07:40,005 Okay, Zane, that was great. it's an indoor 123 00:07:40,040 --> 00:07:41,402 Zane, that was great. It's for indoors. 124 00:07:41,437 --> 00:07:43,074 Zane, I think they'll figure it out. 125 00:07:43,109 --> 00:07:45,472 Well, Murphy Durfy. 126 00:07:45,507 --> 00:07:49,278 I met Durfy in kindergarten. That's how far back we go. 127 00:07:49,313 --> 00:07:51,445 I was on the playground, picking my nose. 128 00:07:51,480 --> 00:07:54,690 Kid walks up, laughs at me, punches me in the face. 129 00:07:54,725 --> 00:07:57,484 This squirrelly kid named Durfy tackled that kid, 130 00:07:57,519 --> 00:07:58,859 pinned him down, 131 00:07:58,894 --> 00:08:01,554 and he goes, You think that's funny? 132 00:08:01,589 --> 00:08:02,896 'Cause it's snot. 133 00:08:04,361 --> 00:08:06,130 And he proceeded to pick the kid's nose 134 00:08:06,165 --> 00:08:09,738 and slap the kid's boogers right in his face. 135 00:08:09,773 --> 00:08:12,004 Then I joined in. It was just pick and slap. 136 00:08:12,039 --> 00:08:13,808 Pick and slap, pick and slap. 137 00:08:13,843 --> 00:08:15,810 Okay, Bender, Bender. 138 00:08:15,845 --> 00:08:18,340 That's enough from you guys, okay? 139 00:08:18,375 --> 00:08:20,210 You know, you're the reason we're here, right? 140 00:08:20,245 --> 00:08:23,081 All the partyin' and your stupid fuckin' Buddy Games. 141 00:08:23,116 --> 00:08:24,720 Look where it got you. 142 00:08:24,755 --> 00:08:26,953 You're nothin' but single, middle-aged losers. 143 00:08:26,988 --> 00:08:29,120 You never grew up. 144 00:08:31,553 --> 00:08:33,421 I got this, Jack. 145 00:08:33,456 --> 00:08:35,764 Now, I've heard just about enough of this shit. 146 00:08:35,799 --> 00:08:37,799 There are three important things in life: 147 00:08:37,834 --> 00:08:40,967 hard work, determination and the good book. 148 00:08:41,002 --> 00:08:43,068 And that all went out the window 149 00:08:43,103 --> 00:08:47,776 when he started hangin' out with his buddies instead of his family. 150 00:08:47,811 --> 00:08:50,372 And look, he didn't even have kids. Hell, I got nine! 151 00:08:50,407 --> 00:08:53,749 That's right. And tellin' him that he needed to be an actor 152 00:08:53,784 --> 00:08:55,949 instead of followin' in the family business 153 00:08:55,984 --> 00:08:57,280 and doin' good, honest work? 154 00:08:57,315 --> 00:08:59,381 No, he goes chasin' dreams. 155 00:08:59,416 --> 00:09:02,549 Well, I've said it once, I'll say it again, dreams are stupid! 156 00:09:02,584 --> 00:09:04,452 Exactly right! 157 00:09:04,487 --> 00:09:06,993 I've said it nine times! 158 00:09:07,028 --> 00:09:09,424 Don't chase your dreams. What? 159 00:09:09,459 --> 00:09:12,229 Come on. Finally, somebody's speakin' some sense around here. 160 00:09:12,264 --> 00:09:16,299 Jack, we only encouraged Durfy to do what made him happy, okay? That's what friends do. 161 00:09:16,334 --> 00:09:18,367 We loved Durfy like a brother, and you know it. 162 00:09:18,402 --> 00:09:19,973 You know what? He already had a brother. 163 00:09:20,008 --> 00:09:21,469 Where you going? What's he doing? 164 00:09:21,504 --> 00:09:22,976 We're gonna go spread Durfy's ashes 165 00:09:23,011 --> 00:09:25,407 out at the family business, where he belongs. 166 00:09:25,442 --> 00:09:27,816 Anybody else who wants to come along, you're more than welcome. 167 00:09:27,851 --> 00:09:29,147 He wouldn't want that. 168 00:09:29,182 --> 00:09:31,380 That is a terrible idea, Jack. 169 00:09:44,461 --> 00:09:45,361 Oh, my! 170 00:09:47,871 --> 00:09:50,003 Holy shit. 171 00:09:50,038 --> 00:09:53,105 I got this, I got this. I got the urn. It's okay. Relax. It's okay. 172 00:09:53,140 --> 00:09:55,470 Thank you. I'll take Thank you. No, I'll take 173 00:09:55,505 --> 00:09:57,241 Let me bless it. It needs blessing! 174 00:09:57,276 --> 00:09:58,572 It's okay. It's okay 175 00:09:58,607 --> 00:09:59,848 What's going on? 176 00:10:04,151 --> 00:10:06,085 Zane! Give it to me! 177 00:10:06,120 --> 00:10:07,823 I can't, Jack! 178 00:10:07,858 --> 00:10:10,617 Doc! Quit it, you dick! Zane! 179 00:10:10,652 --> 00:10:12,762 I'm not messin' around. I'm gonna beat you 180 00:10:12,797 --> 00:10:14,291 Put that-Give 181 00:10:14,326 --> 00:10:16,359 Wait a sec! Stop fuckin' around! 182 00:10:16,394 --> 00:10:18,130 Okay, I'm sorry. Here. 183 00:10:21,663 --> 00:10:22,662 Hey! 184 00:10:22,697 --> 00:10:24,433 Zane! Listen to me, you 185 00:10:30,738 --> 00:10:32,078 Doc! I'm open! 186 00:10:35,248 --> 00:10:36,786 And I want it all 187 00:10:36,821 --> 00:10:39,580 Give me the urn! Right now. Zane, block for me! 188 00:10:41,155 --> 00:10:43,859 God, I am so, so sorry! 189 00:10:43,894 --> 00:10:45,553 Come on! 190 00:10:48,261 --> 00:10:49,766 Fuck, yeah! 191 00:10:50,835 --> 00:10:53,594 Start up the chopper! Let's go! 192 00:10:57,336 --> 00:11:00,007 Overdose is easy 193 00:11:00,042 --> 00:11:01,470 Where's your car? 194 00:11:01,505 --> 00:11:03,274 I'm parked down here! Right. 195 00:11:03,309 --> 00:11:05,474 Come on. That's a helicopter. 196 00:11:05,509 --> 00:11:06,882 Come on, let's go! 197 00:11:06,917 --> 00:11:09,016 Shelly! Shelly! Hurry, hurry! 198 00:11:09,051 --> 00:11:10,578 Hey. Shelly! 199 00:11:10,613 --> 00:11:13,218 They're coming. They're getting too close. 200 00:11:13,253 --> 00:11:15,550 Is this Durfy? What the hell? What 201 00:11:15,585 --> 00:11:17,684 You go, you go! Shelly! 202 00:11:17,719 --> 00:11:19,895 There's no time! Just get in the helicopter! 203 00:11:19,930 --> 00:11:21,490 Zane! Let's go, Shelly! 204 00:11:21,525 --> 00:11:24,031 I got this! What is going on? 205 00:11:24,066 --> 00:11:26,033 Let's go, man! Let's go. Come on! 206 00:11:26,068 --> 00:11:27,804 Come on, go, go, go! 207 00:11:28,939 --> 00:11:31,401 Zane! He's staying behind! He's a fighter! 208 00:11:31,436 --> 00:11:32,534 Hey! Oh. 209 00:11:32,569 --> 00:11:33,909 Hey, Jack. How are your balls? 210 00:11:33,944 --> 00:11:34,877 Shut up! 211 00:11:36,639 --> 00:11:38,243 Oh, my God! Oh, no! 212 00:11:39,114 --> 00:11:40,608 Zane, get up. Get up! 213 00:11:40,643 --> 00:11:41,884 Get up, motherfucker! 214 00:11:41,919 --> 00:11:43,776 Yes! Yes! 215 00:11:43,811 --> 00:11:45,954 We gotta go back down and get him! We gotta go back. 216 00:11:45,989 --> 00:11:47,780 We can't! Those people are fucking crazy! 217 00:11:47,815 --> 00:11:51,058 No! Never leave a man behind! 218 00:11:51,093 --> 00:11:54,061 Holy hell, we're actually flyin'. This is pretty cool. 219 00:11:54,096 --> 00:11:56,492 So you brought your helicopter to Durfy's funeral? 220 00:11:56,527 --> 00:11:58,934 Yeah, it-Traffic sucked. No, it didn't. 221 00:11:58,969 --> 00:12:02,003 You just keep this thing on standby all the time, or what? 222 00:12:02,038 --> 00:12:04,874 Some people have personal drivers, Shelly. It's basically the same thing. 223 00:12:04,909 --> 00:12:07,272 Uh, it's way fuckin' different. 224 00:12:07,307 --> 00:12:08,735 Way cooler. 225 00:12:08,770 --> 00:12:11,078 Oh, shit. Uncle Tommy's got a gun. 226 00:12:11,113 --> 00:12:12,772 What? He's not gonna shoot us. 227 00:12:12,807 --> 00:12:14,147 Nah. No, he's not. 228 00:12:19,154 --> 00:12:21,187 Is anybody hit? I just peed a little. 229 00:12:21,222 --> 00:12:23,420 Actually, I just peed a lot. 230 00:12:24,687 --> 00:12:26,159 Fly faster! 231 00:12:27,822 --> 00:12:28,865 Okay, we're good. 232 00:12:31,595 --> 00:12:32,935 I'm soaked. 233 00:12:32,970 --> 00:12:34,332 Absolutely soaked. 234 00:12:36,072 --> 00:12:37,632 Oh, my God. 235 00:12:37,667 --> 00:12:39,304 What did we just do? 236 00:12:39,339 --> 00:12:41,240 Well, we just kidnapped a fucking urn. 237 00:12:41,275 --> 00:12:42,978 Did we break the law? Are we criminals now? 238 00:12:43,013 --> 00:12:46,575 I mean, I'm gonna say no, but I think yes. 239 00:12:46,610 --> 00:12:50,018 Well, we couldn't let 'em just dump Durf in some ditch! 240 00:12:50,053 --> 00:12:52,779 I agree. Man, I can't go to jail. 241 00:12:52,814 --> 00:12:55,683 It's gonna throw off my whole trajectory. I still got a whole life to live. 242 00:12:55,718 --> 00:12:57,421 I could help people. 243 00:12:57,456 --> 00:13:00,490 Some of us already do help people, thank you very much. 244 00:13:00,525 --> 00:13:03,691 Doc, you're not a firefighter, you're a chiropractor, so 245 00:13:03,726 --> 00:13:05,495 None of us are going to jail, okay? 246 00:13:05,530 --> 00:13:08,564 Because Jack and Uncle Tommy are gonna fucking shoot us. 247 00:13:13,769 --> 00:13:15,406 All right, so 248 00:13:17,740 --> 00:13:19,806 what are we gonna do with Durfy's ashes? 249 00:13:20,545 --> 00:13:21,775 Huh? 250 00:13:21,810 --> 00:13:24,349 I mean, he loved Chipotle. Yeah. 251 00:13:24,384 --> 00:13:26,186 Are you fuckin' stupid? 252 00:13:26,221 --> 00:13:27,286 Yeah. 253 00:13:27,321 --> 00:13:29,057 Durfy was an In-N-Out man. 254 00:13:29,092 --> 00:13:31,290 Oh, yeah. Double-Doubles all the way. 255 00:13:31,325 --> 00:13:35,393 Okay, just for fun, how about a place that isn't a fast-food restaurant? 256 00:13:35,428 --> 00:13:38,396 Come on, we got the chopper. We can go wherever the fuck we want to. 257 00:13:38,431 --> 00:13:40,332 Durfy loved the moon. 258 00:13:40,367 --> 00:13:42,070 It's Zane. 259 00:13:42,105 --> 00:13:43,368 Zane! Oh, God. 260 00:13:43,403 --> 00:13:44,897 Thank God. How are you doin'? 261 00:13:44,932 --> 00:13:48,670 Oh, my God, you guys, that was so crazy. 262 00:13:48,705 --> 00:13:52,608 I can't believe Brokeback Mountain pulled out a fucking Howitzer. 263 00:13:52,643 --> 00:13:54,511 I barely escaped with my life, 264 00:13:54,546 --> 00:13:58,416 but I knew I knew that a real sacrifice had to be made 265 00:13:58,451 --> 00:14:00,154 in order to pull off this mission. 266 00:14:00,189 --> 00:14:02,123 So brave. So brave. Yeah. 267 00:14:02,158 --> 00:14:03,817 Where are you? 268 00:14:03,852 --> 00:14:06,061 You know what? I'm 269 00:14:06,096 --> 00:14:09,427 I'm not entirely sure. I just-I ran so fast. 270 00:14:09,462 --> 00:14:11,726 I might be in a different state. 271 00:14:11,761 --> 00:14:13,332 Where are you guys going? 272 00:14:13,367 --> 00:14:15,334 Well, we're just kinda flying around right now, 273 00:14:15,369 --> 00:14:17,138 trying to figure out where we're gonna spread Durfy's ashes. 274 00:14:17,173 --> 00:14:18,502 How about a Chipotle? 275 00:14:18,537 --> 00:14:19,932 Thank you. Thank you. 276 00:14:19,967 --> 00:14:21,802 Where was Durfy the happiest? 277 00:14:21,837 --> 00:14:23,705 Easy. Harrison. 278 00:14:23,740 --> 00:14:25,982 Oh, wow. Of course. 279 00:14:26,017 --> 00:14:28,545 I don't remember much of the '90s, but I remember that place. 280 00:14:28,580 --> 00:14:31,152 All the booze and the broads, and I had hair! 281 00:14:31,187 --> 00:14:34,782 That was the fornication vacation for all of us, I believe. 282 00:14:34,817 --> 00:14:36,949 Happiest I've ever seen him, I swear. 283 00:14:36,984 --> 00:14:38,423 Let's do it. Let's take him back there. 284 00:14:38,458 --> 00:14:40,062 It's perfect, if you think about it. 285 00:14:40,097 --> 00:14:41,657 That is where it all began. 286 00:14:41,692 --> 00:14:43,296 Zane, where are you? We'll come get you. Yeah. 287 00:14:43,826 --> 00:14:45,166 That's okay. 288 00:14:45,201 --> 00:14:47,135 I think my face is broken. 289 00:14:47,170 --> 00:14:49,137 I should probably change my underwear. 290 00:14:49,172 --> 00:14:50,798 No, I-I I risked everything. 291 00:14:50,833 --> 00:14:53,141 You guys gotta go. Okay. 292 00:14:53,176 --> 00:14:55,440 Finish this thing. I'll be with you in spirit. 293 00:14:55,475 --> 00:14:57,805 Well, let us know when you get home safe, all right? 294 00:14:57,840 --> 00:14:59,279 We'll let you know when we land. 295 00:14:59,314 --> 00:15:00,346 Okay, bye. 296 00:15:00,381 --> 00:15:01,809 Bye, bro. Love you, brother. 297 00:15:01,844 --> 00:15:03,646 Love you. All right. Later, buddy. 298 00:15:03,681 --> 00:15:05,681 All right, but we ain't going back to Party Marty's. 299 00:15:05,716 --> 00:15:08,420 No Party Marty's. Who said anything about Party Marty's? 300 00:15:09,720 --> 00:15:10,983 The incident? 301 00:15:11,018 --> 00:15:13,326 Oh, yeah. Yeah, no shit. 302 00:15:13,361 --> 00:15:16,791 It's been 25 years. There's no way Marty remembers the incident. 303 00:15:16,826 --> 00:15:19,365 Well, I fucking do. 304 00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:23,600 Okay, fine. We'll steer clear of Party Marty's, but we'll go to Harrison. 305 00:15:23,635 --> 00:15:25,602 Yeah, we'll go to the lake. Yeah. 306 00:15:25,637 --> 00:15:28,000 Screw it, let's do it. All right, I'm in. 307 00:15:28,035 --> 00:15:30,002 All gas, no brakes. Whoo! 308 00:15:35,350 --> 00:15:37,251 Shots on you Better double it, double it 309 00:15:37,286 --> 00:15:39,187 Crush go pop When I bubble it, bubble it 310 00:15:39,222 --> 00:15:41,156 Ease up, hush Don't trouble it, trouble it 311 00:15:41,191 --> 00:15:42,982 Mind dem hands That's touchin' and rubbin' 312 00:15:43,017 --> 00:15:45,061 White on ice No coke, no Becky 313 00:15:45,096 --> 00:15:46,755 Get freaky if you let me 314 00:15:46,790 --> 00:15:48,790 Wavy Ride me like a jet ski 315 00:15:48,825 --> 00:15:51,199 The Ubz soon come and get me 316 00:15:52,565 --> 00:15:54,895 The Ubz soon come and get me 317 00:15:56,371 --> 00:15:58,998 The Ubz soon come and get me 318 00:16:00,837 --> 00:16:02,078 Come and get me 319 00:16:08,350 --> 00:16:10,284 A lot of people down there. 320 00:16:10,319 --> 00:16:11,681 Busy weekend. 321 00:16:11,716 --> 00:16:13,155 I hope it's not another church retreat. 322 00:16:13,190 --> 00:16:14,849 Remember how awkward that was? Yeah. 323 00:16:14,884 --> 00:16:17,016 No. Boobs. I see boobs. Boobs? 324 00:16:17,051 --> 00:16:18,226 Where? Where? 325 00:16:18,261 --> 00:16:19,854 No, like, a lot of boobs. 326 00:16:19,889 --> 00:16:21,757 I don't see any boobs. I gotta get my eyes checked. 327 00:16:21,792 --> 00:16:22,857 Oh, yeah, I do. I see 328 00:16:23,530 --> 00:16:24,991 Cheers, ladies! 329 00:16:25,026 --> 00:16:26,993 Oh, my God. It's spring break. 330 00:16:27,028 --> 00:16:28,797 Oh my God. 331 00:16:28,832 --> 00:16:32,867 Yeah, definitely not a church retreat. 332 00:16:32,902 --> 00:16:34,308 Beautiful. 333 00:16:34,343 --> 00:16:36,937 Look at that. This is pretty sweet. 334 00:16:36,972 --> 00:16:38,037 Hey, big boy! 335 00:16:38,072 --> 00:16:39,148 Thank you. 336 00:16:39,183 --> 00:16:40,215 How's it goin'? 337 00:16:40,910 --> 00:16:43,350 Thank you. 338 00:16:43,385 --> 00:16:47,013 You know what? We're here. We should get a beer, right? Yeah, a couple beers. 339 00:16:47,048 --> 00:16:49,224 Durfy would want us to have a couple beers and a shot. 340 00:16:49,259 --> 00:16:50,390 Do a couple shots. Yeah. 341 00:16:50,425 --> 00:16:52,051 Two beers, two shots. For sure. 342 00:16:52,086 --> 00:16:53,888 Let's get out of these suits. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 343 00:16:56,464 --> 00:16:58,233 It's about to go down 344 00:16:58,268 --> 00:17:00,796 You know The girls are lookin' sexy 345 00:17:00,831 --> 00:17:02,534 It's all I'm thinkin' about 346 00:17:02,569 --> 00:17:04,767 Just are you ready to go 347 00:17:04,802 --> 00:17:06,934 You know I'm ready to go 348 00:17:06,969 --> 00:17:09,244 It's about to get jumpin' 349 00:17:09,279 --> 00:17:11,840 Said you already know 350 00:17:11,875 --> 00:17:14,381 Man, the night about to start And I'm lit, me and the guys Is all outside 351 00:17:14,416 --> 00:17:16,251 And I'm deciding Whether to ride or to flick 352 00:17:16,286 --> 00:17:17,912 We know we the ish The way this night is goin' 353 00:17:17,947 --> 00:17:20,222 I bet that each And every one of us 354 00:17:20,257 --> 00:17:21,982 Gonna leave With chicks on our wrists We at the front door 355 00:17:22,017 --> 00:17:23,885 We ain't gotta Wait in the line 356 00:17:23,920 --> 00:17:25,755 Inside a couple groupies Wanna give me the time 357 00:17:25,790 --> 00:17:27,922 In time I make a beeline For the behind of the room 358 00:17:27,957 --> 00:17:30,331 Because I'm sensing That it's VIP time 359 00:17:30,366 --> 00:17:32,333 Drinks is flowin' Bottles is poppin' Party is rockin' 360 00:17:32,368 --> 00:17:34,401 And I see a little robin Who was due for a shot 361 00:17:34,436 --> 00:17:36,568 We started vibin', said Her name was something exotic 362 00:17:36,603 --> 00:17:38,999 And she would much prefer A better view from the top 363 00:17:39,034 --> 00:17:41,133 Gave me the eyes Like she was Making it known 364 00:17:41,168 --> 00:17:44,477 It's time for the Buddy Games! 365 00:17:44,512 --> 00:17:48,184 Are you ready, party people? 366 00:17:48,219 --> 00:17:50,483 Did he say what I think he just said? 367 00:17:50,518 --> 00:17:53,948 There's no way. There's no way. I think he said bunny games. 368 00:17:53,983 --> 00:17:56,423 It's probably a rabbit drinking game. Bender, how dumb are ya? 369 00:17:56,458 --> 00:17:58,293 How do you even feed yourself? No, no, no. 370 00:17:58,328 --> 00:18:00,361 He clearly said, It's time for the Buddy Games. 371 00:18:00,396 --> 00:18:03,463 I told you guys, I can't go to Party Marty's. 372 00:18:03,498 --> 00:18:07,533 Come one, come all! We will drink until we fall! 373 00:18:09,636 --> 00:18:12,439 We gotta get to the bottom of this, boys. Yeah, let's go. 374 00:18:12,474 --> 00:18:15,002 Come on, Doc, grow a pair. Doc, let's go. 375 00:18:17,842 --> 00:18:21,712 Welcome, spring breakers, to Party Marty's, 376 00:18:21,747 --> 00:18:26,981 home of the 25th Annual Buddy Games! 377 00:18:28,182 --> 00:18:30,358 What the hell is this? What? 378 00:18:30,393 --> 00:18:33,152 Oh, this son of a bitch straight-up stole our games. 379 00:18:33,187 --> 00:18:35,363 For those of you brave enough to compete, 380 00:18:35,398 --> 00:18:37,695 come on in and sign on up. 381 00:18:37,730 --> 00:18:40,335 They even copied the bucket and made it better. 382 00:18:40,370 --> 00:18:42,337 Way better. Look, you're the Bobfather. 383 00:18:42,372 --> 00:18:44,966 You started these games. You gotta get in there and stop these posers. 384 00:18:45,001 --> 00:18:46,572 Come on, man. Let's go, Bob. 385 00:18:46,607 --> 00:18:48,101 Hey, I don't see any bunnies, Bender. Shut up. 386 00:18:48,136 --> 00:18:49,674 This is like some Twilight Zone shit, man. 387 00:18:53,878 --> 00:18:55,108 Whoa. 388 00:18:55,143 --> 00:18:56,615 Oh, my God. 389 00:18:56,650 --> 00:18:58,045 It hasn't changed a bit, man. 390 00:18:58,080 --> 00:18:59,651 Exactly the same. Exactly the same. 391 00:18:59,686 --> 00:19:00,718 It smells the same. 392 00:19:00,753 --> 00:19:02,324 Oh, my God. 393 00:19:03,492 --> 00:19:04,524 We're still banned. 394 00:19:05,626 --> 00:19:07,461 Is that Brad Pitt? No, that's me. 395 00:19:07,496 --> 00:19:08,858 So many balls ago. 396 00:19:10,664 --> 00:19:12,862 Hey, don't forget to hit us up on the Grams. 397 00:19:12,897 --> 00:19:14,369 Smash that like on YouTube, huh? 398 00:19:14,404 --> 00:19:15,898 He's still here. He's still alive! 399 00:19:15,933 --> 00:19:17,504 Doc, relax! Let's get out of here. 400 00:19:17,539 --> 00:19:19,033 We can have a beer anywhere. Shh. It's fine. 401 00:19:19,068 --> 00:19:21,002 Relax. Just play it cool. You got it. 402 00:19:21,037 --> 00:19:23,411 We gotta find out what's going on now. He's so old now. 403 00:19:26,449 --> 00:19:27,514 How you doin'? 404 00:19:29,078 --> 00:19:31,683 Well, hello, my brothers. What can I do for ya? 405 00:19:31,718 --> 00:19:35,258 Can we get a pitcher of margaritas, rocks? All the salts. 406 00:19:36,525 --> 00:19:37,557 Got a tab? 407 00:19:37,592 --> 00:19:40,087 Uh, yeah. Under Dixie 408 00:19:40,122 --> 00:19:41,297 Normous. 409 00:19:44,995 --> 00:19:46,192 Dixie Normous. 410 00:19:46,227 --> 00:19:48,194 That's funny! 411 00:19:48,229 --> 00:19:52,231 Hey, how about a nice pitcher of our special, the Bikini Bottom? 412 00:19:52,266 --> 00:19:53,738 Ooh, that sounds fun. 413 00:19:53,773 --> 00:19:55,608 If there's alcohol in it, we will drink it. 414 00:19:55,643 --> 00:19:57,544 There is alcohol in it. All right. 415 00:19:57,579 --> 00:19:59,238 Oh, yeah. 416 00:20:00,648 --> 00:20:02,747 We don't serve these up very often, man, 417 00:20:02,782 --> 00:20:07,422 but, boy, when they do, it's a special event, I'll tell you that. 418 00:20:07,457 --> 00:20:09,457 So what's with these games you got goin' on? 419 00:20:10,427 --> 00:20:12,592 Oh, you mean the Buddy Games? Yeah. 420 00:20:12,627 --> 00:20:14,429 That's a Party Marty tradition. 421 00:20:14,464 --> 00:20:15,463 Huh. 422 00:20:15,498 --> 00:20:16,695 What? 423 00:20:16,730 --> 00:20:18,631 One day to rule them all. My idea. 424 00:20:20,602 --> 00:20:23,867 And last, but not least. Is that fuckin' sauerkraut? 425 00:20:23,902 --> 00:20:25,440 Hey! Bikini Bottom! 426 00:20:25,475 --> 00:20:28,641 Yeah, Debbie's just finishing up a double shift. 427 00:20:29,270 --> 00:20:30,445 Huh. 428 00:20:31,448 --> 00:20:32,843 A lot of stuff in there. 429 00:20:36,486 --> 00:20:38,310 Oh, my God. You're putting it in? 430 00:20:38,345 --> 00:20:40,950 Oh. Actually, can we just get a pitcher of margaritas? 431 00:20:40,985 --> 00:20:42,589 Sorry. We're all out. 432 00:20:42,624 --> 00:20:43,920 But you know what? 433 00:20:43,955 --> 00:20:46,329 How about a nice pitcher 434 00:20:47,695 --> 00:20:48,925 of go fuck yourself? 435 00:20:50,291 --> 00:20:52,291 You think I don't remember you guys? 436 00:20:52,326 --> 00:20:55,503 I told you to never come back here again! Especially that one! 437 00:20:56,803 --> 00:20:59,232 Sir, I wanna apologize about the incident. 438 00:20:59,267 --> 00:21:00,706 It was an accident. Yeah, man. 439 00:21:00,741 --> 00:21:02,136 We weren't gonna come back here 440 00:21:02,171 --> 00:21:04,138 until we found out you ripped off our games. 441 00:21:04,173 --> 00:21:07,647 Ripped off? That's an interesting choice of words. Huh? 442 00:21:07,682 --> 00:21:09,385 Oh, Christ. You know how hard it is 443 00:21:09,420 --> 00:21:11,453 to get shirts to hang right with one nipple? 444 00:21:11,488 --> 00:21:13,114 Jesus, Murphy! 445 00:21:13,149 --> 00:21:14,951 Ow! 446 00:21:14,986 --> 00:21:17,756 Ugh. Oh, my God! I'll kill you! 447 00:21:17,791 --> 00:21:20,121 I'm sorry. I didn't know you had a nipple ring. 448 00:21:20,156 --> 00:21:22,662 You stole somethin' from me, so I'm taking somethin' from you. 449 00:21:22,697 --> 00:21:25,159 We were a bunch of kids back then. Get the fuck out! 450 00:21:25,194 --> 00:21:27,535 You know what All right, Marty. 451 00:21:27,570 --> 00:21:30,505 We just need one more team to throw down. Ready to go, bro-yo. 452 00:21:30,540 --> 00:21:33,101 Hey, wait, wait! What about you old guys? You guys wanna play? 453 00:21:33,136 --> 00:21:35,477 Nobody wants to see a bunch of old dicks play the game. 454 00:21:35,512 --> 00:21:37,006 Nobody wants to see your old dick! 455 00:21:37,041 --> 00:21:39,877 Tell that to my 600 TikTok followers, dipshit. 456 00:21:39,912 --> 00:21:41,076 You know what? 457 00:21:41,111 --> 00:21:42,451 I think we will play. No. 458 00:21:42,486 --> 00:21:44,882 I said no. I said yes. 459 00:21:44,917 --> 00:21:47,115 That's double the fee. We're in. 460 00:21:47,150 --> 00:21:48,380 Okay, fine. 461 00:21:48,415 --> 00:21:50,459 But shithead has to drink the special. 462 00:21:53,728 --> 00:21:55,662 I'm not drinkin' that. 463 00:21:55,697 --> 00:21:57,763 He's a pussy, Marty. He won't drink it. Whatever. 464 00:21:57,798 --> 00:21:59,501 He won't drink it. 465 00:22:01,230 --> 00:22:03,230 He won't drink it! 466 00:22:03,265 --> 00:22:05,133 Come on, Doc. No, I won't drink it. 467 00:22:05,168 --> 00:22:07,102 He won't drink it! You can drink anything. 468 00:22:07,137 --> 00:22:08,642 All right, fine. I'll drink it! 469 00:22:08,677 --> 00:22:10,974 Come on. Come on. 470 00:22:11,009 --> 00:22:12,074 Come on. 471 00:22:12,109 --> 00:22:13,174 You're Doc. 472 00:22:13,979 --> 00:22:15,847 I guess I owe you this. 473 00:22:17,554 --> 00:22:19,312 Oh, God. 474 00:22:19,347 --> 00:22:21,490 Don't smell it. Don't smell it. 475 00:22:21,525 --> 00:22:22,920 Chug! Chug! There you go. 476 00:22:22,955 --> 00:22:24,493 I didn't think he'd actually do it. 477 00:22:24,528 --> 00:22:26,352 Yeah. He's doing it. 478 00:22:26,387 --> 00:22:28,794 Yeah, Doc! Yes! 479 00:22:28,829 --> 00:22:31,060 That's it, Doc. Yes! 480 00:22:31,095 --> 00:22:33,865 Okay, Doc! That's how we do it! 481 00:22:33,900 --> 00:22:35,328 Yes! Legend. 482 00:22:37,233 --> 00:22:39,398 All right, hey, what do you guys wanna call yourselves? 483 00:22:39,433 --> 00:22:40,674 Uh, the OGs! 484 00:22:40,709 --> 00:22:42,643 Right, the OGs. The Oldies, got it. 485 00:22:42,678 --> 00:22:46,108 No, OGs, like orig Damn it. 486 00:22:46,143 --> 00:22:48,209 Ladies and gentlemen 487 00:22:48,244 --> 00:22:50,442 and nonbinary allies, 488 00:22:50,477 --> 00:22:52,587 your mom calls me Long Dick Larry, 489 00:22:52,622 --> 00:22:55,183 but you can call me Larry Lampshade. 490 00:22:55,218 --> 00:22:58,219 I am the grand master of disaster. 491 00:22:58,254 --> 00:23:00,188 The czar of the wet bar. 492 00:23:00,223 --> 00:23:03,862 The CEO of let's fucking go! Let's fucking go! 493 00:23:03,897 --> 00:23:06,832 Welcome to the Buddy Games. 494 00:23:06,867 --> 00:23:09,934 Buddy Games! Buddy Games! 495 00:23:09,969 --> 00:23:12,002 Let's meet this year's competitors. 496 00:23:12,037 --> 00:23:17,810 Say hello again to this mean team of lithe Lilith warriors. 497 00:23:17,845 --> 00:23:19,680 Bitchcraft! 498 00:23:19,715 --> 00:23:21,407 Yeah! Whoo! 499 00:23:21,442 --> 00:23:24,619 This next team brings a hard-edge approach 500 00:23:24,654 --> 00:23:27,622 and quite the social media presence. 501 00:23:27,657 --> 00:23:30,691 Give it up for TREND Z! 502 00:23:34,455 --> 00:23:37,731 This team joins us all the way from the old folks' home. 503 00:23:37,766 --> 00:23:42,461 Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for the Oldies! 504 00:23:44,135 --> 00:23:46,267 Show us your tits! Suck a dick! 505 00:23:46,302 --> 00:23:47,972 And last but not least, 506 00:23:48,007 --> 00:23:51,613 let's hear it for the two-time returning champions, 507 00:23:51,648 --> 00:23:54,781 the meanest of the mean, the baddest of the bad! 508 00:23:54,816 --> 00:23:58,510 Let's hear it for the Bad Brotha Fuckaz! 509 00:24:00,690 --> 00:24:03,185 Really? Brother fuckers? 510 00:24:05,387 --> 00:24:07,596 What? What'd he say? 511 00:24:09,094 --> 00:24:10,830 I'm sorry. What are you saying? 512 00:24:10,865 --> 00:24:13,327 I don't know what you said. Get your game face on. Fuck! 513 00:24:13,362 --> 00:24:17,100 Let the games begin! 514 00:24:31,655 --> 00:24:35,283 In my adolescence I was smoking cigarettes 515 00:24:36,891 --> 00:24:38,792 Fishbowl. Where? Where? 516 00:24:40,664 --> 00:24:43,225 Bitchcraft! 517 00:24:45,526 --> 00:24:48,329 Yeah! We started the Buddy Games, and we're gonna finish 'em! 518 00:24:48,364 --> 00:24:50,529 You don't exist without us! We're the OGs, baby! 519 00:24:50,564 --> 00:24:53,532 Let's hear it for the Oldies. O-OGs! 520 00:24:53,567 --> 00:24:57,239 Shoot to kill Every moment Is a cheap thrill 521 00:25:00,574 --> 00:25:04,752 Am I over the hill? Am I under a spell? 522 00:25:08,153 --> 00:25:12,023 Am I over the hill? Am I under a spell? 523 00:25:13,928 --> 00:25:16,390 Yeah! That's how you do it! 524 00:25:21,133 --> 00:25:23,903 And that's a win for the Oldies. 525 00:25:25,467 --> 00:25:26,400 That all you got? 526 00:25:27,634 --> 00:25:29,678 Come on! 527 00:25:29,713 --> 00:25:34,276 Age of apathy Or age of the American 528 00:25:34,311 --> 00:25:37,411 Bitchcraft! All of you, babes. 529 00:25:37,446 --> 00:25:41,085 I don't tie myself To anything or anyone 530 00:25:47,060 --> 00:25:48,994 TREND Z wins! 531 00:25:52,032 --> 00:25:55,737 I think there will always be Another someone 532 00:25:59,567 --> 00:26:03,470 Am I over the hill? Am I under your spell? 533 00:26:06,145 --> 00:26:09,245 Yes! Yes! 534 00:26:09,280 --> 00:26:11,885 Nobody needs to see that. 535 00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:14,822 Blow, blow, blow, blow, blow! 536 00:26:16,892 --> 00:26:19,222 Go, go, go, go! 537 00:26:19,257 --> 00:26:21,620 Blow, blow, blow, blow! 538 00:26:21,655 --> 00:26:23,424 Blow, blow, blow! 539 00:26:25,527 --> 00:26:27,835 Come on, man, get through there! 540 00:26:32,171 --> 00:26:35,304 Blow, blow, blow, blow! 541 00:26:44,821 --> 00:26:46,986 Can I take you there 542 00:26:52,356 --> 00:26:54,554 Get in there, get in there! 543 00:26:54,589 --> 00:26:57,029 'Cause I don't wanna be alone 544 00:26:57,064 --> 00:26:59,361 Oh, my God. No! 545 00:27:03,037 --> 00:27:04,564 You can do this! 546 00:27:04,599 --> 00:27:07,204 Go! Come on, let's go! 547 00:27:07,239 --> 00:27:08,469 Tight! 548 00:27:08,504 --> 00:27:11,274 I'll take you there 549 00:27:11,309 --> 00:27:13,881 'Cause I don't wanna be alone 550 00:27:15,247 --> 00:27:17,786 I might take you there 551 00:27:21,154 --> 00:27:23,858 Whoo! Yeah, baby! 552 00:27:24,894 --> 00:27:26,355 Hey, baby. 553 00:27:27,589 --> 00:27:29,028 No! 554 00:27:29,063 --> 00:27:30,832 Get back! 555 00:27:37,236 --> 00:27:40,138 And I'll take you there 556 00:27:40,173 --> 00:27:43,042 'Cause I don't wanna be alone 557 00:27:44,606 --> 00:27:47,343 And I might Take you there 558 00:27:51,415 --> 00:27:53,547 Yeah! 559 00:27:55,353 --> 00:27:56,682 I have chosen. 560 00:27:57,619 --> 00:27:58,684 Are you sure? 561 00:28:01,557 --> 00:28:04,998 All right. It's down to two teams. 562 00:28:05,033 --> 00:28:10,729 On my left, we have the baddest boss bitches on the beach, Bitchcraft! 563 00:28:12,304 --> 00:28:15,602 And on my right, the dark horses, the underdogs, 564 00:28:15,637 --> 00:28:19,111 the ones literally no one saw making it this far, 565 00:28:19,146 --> 00:28:20,739 the Oldies! 566 00:28:20,774 --> 00:28:22,741 Yeah! 567 00:28:22,776 --> 00:28:24,919 It's the OGs. Yeah, whatever. 568 00:28:24,954 --> 00:28:26,448 Final game. 569 00:28:26,483 --> 00:28:27,713 It's high noon. 570 00:28:27,748 --> 00:28:29,748 Whoever wins this competition 571 00:28:29,783 --> 00:28:34,786 will go home with the Buddy Games championship bucket. 572 00:28:37,725 --> 00:28:40,198 Teams, pick your player. 573 00:28:40,233 --> 00:28:42,398 All right, all right. Who wants to take this one? 574 00:28:42,433 --> 00:28:45,731 I would, but I don't wanna take all the glory. Bob? 575 00:28:45,766 --> 00:28:48,074 No, I'm gassed. I don't think I can. Oh. 576 00:28:48,109 --> 00:28:50,604 Dude, I tore my taint playing football. I'm, like, out. 577 00:28:50,639 --> 00:28:54,311 What about you, Shelly? Hell, yeah, their queen bee's been eyein' me all day, buddy. 578 00:28:54,346 --> 00:28:55,774 I think I can seal the deal. 579 00:28:55,809 --> 00:28:57,809 All right! 580 00:28:57,844 --> 00:28:59,415 All right! Yeah! 581 00:28:59,450 --> 00:29:01,813 Break! This is our guy. That's our guy. 582 00:29:01,848 --> 00:29:04,255 Competitors, the rules of high noon are simple. 583 00:29:04,290 --> 00:29:07,687 You will start with your backs to one another, you will walk five paces, 584 00:29:07,722 --> 00:29:09,491 you will chug your beers, 585 00:29:09,526 --> 00:29:11,130 you will turn around 586 00:29:11,165 --> 00:29:14,199 and you will chuck those beer cans at one another. 587 00:29:14,234 --> 00:29:17,466 Whoever hits first, you win. 588 00:29:17,501 --> 00:29:19,039 Players. 589 00:29:19,074 --> 00:29:20,271 Choose your weapons. 590 00:29:24,772 --> 00:29:25,848 Hi. Hi. 591 00:29:27,214 --> 00:29:29,379 Good luck, honey. 592 00:29:29,414 --> 00:29:32,085 I'm gonna go easy on you, 'cause, well, you remind me of my granddad, 593 00:29:32,120 --> 00:29:34,153 and that makes me sad. 594 00:29:34,188 --> 00:29:35,781 Granddad? How old do you think I am? 595 00:29:35,816 --> 00:29:39,224 I don't know. Old. Forty? Aw, fuck. 596 00:29:58,113 --> 00:30:00,509 Three, two, one, chug! 597 00:30:00,544 --> 00:30:02,709 Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug! 598 00:30:02,744 --> 00:30:05,118 Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug! 599 00:30:05,153 --> 00:30:07,153 Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug! 600 00:30:16,527 --> 00:30:17,757 Oh, God. 601 00:30:20,432 --> 00:30:23,202 Whoo! 602 00:30:27,868 --> 00:30:31,012 Yeah! 603 00:30:31,047 --> 00:30:33,608 Hey, Shell-Oh. Shell, are you okay? 604 00:30:33,643 --> 00:30:35,907 I don't know. Does my face look okay? 605 00:30:35,942 --> 00:30:37,986 It's not that bad. No, I-I think it's 606 00:30:38,021 --> 00:30:40,054 Let me see. Oh, my God! 607 00:30:40,089 --> 00:30:41,748 Did she throw a grenade at you? 608 00:30:41,783 --> 00:30:43,651 What the fuck happened? Step aside. 609 00:30:44,291 --> 00:30:45,356 Oh, my 610 00:30:46,029 --> 00:30:47,127 I can fix that. 611 00:30:47,162 --> 00:30:48,887 No. 612 00:30:48,922 --> 00:30:51,428 Trust me, I'm a trained professional. 613 00:30:51,463 --> 00:30:53,727 Hold him, guys. Did I get her number? 614 00:30:54,565 --> 00:30:57,368 Ow, ow. 615 00:30:57,403 --> 00:30:58,369 My nose 616 00:30:58,404 --> 00:30:59,975 There you go. 617 00:31:00,010 --> 00:31:02,538 Oh, fuckin' biscuits and gravy. 618 00:31:02,573 --> 00:31:04,144 Doc, don't Ow. 619 00:31:04,179 --> 00:31:07,312 Just go like 620 00:31:09,679 --> 00:31:11,118 Good as new. 621 00:31:11,153 --> 00:31:13,417 Yeah, I know you enjoyed that. 622 00:31:13,452 --> 00:31:15,089 Little bit. Little bit. 623 00:31:15,124 --> 00:31:17,520 Oh, there you are. 624 00:31:17,984 --> 00:31:19,995 You lost. 625 00:31:20,030 --> 00:31:23,031 But, hey, I didn't think you'd make it past the first round. 626 00:31:23,066 --> 00:31:26,133 Pretty impressive for a bunch of old dicks. 627 00:31:26,168 --> 00:31:29,334 You're older than we are, Marty. Okay, boomer, don't flex. 628 00:31:29,369 --> 00:31:31,567 Don't talk like that. You have gray pubic hair. 629 00:31:31,602 --> 00:31:34,768 I am sorry I didn't tell you guys when I started the games, okay? 630 00:31:34,803 --> 00:31:37,672 But I never expected to see you again, ever. 631 00:31:37,707 --> 00:31:40,972 So what do you say? Can we call it even? Yes. Yes, please. 632 00:31:41,007 --> 00:31:42,842 So, where's that other friend of yours? 633 00:31:42,877 --> 00:31:45,086 You remember, that goofy guy who was in love with my waitress? 634 00:31:45,121 --> 00:31:46,615 Durf, yeah. 635 00:31:50,918 --> 00:31:53,193 Oh, shit, man. I'm sorry to hear that. 636 00:31:53,228 --> 00:31:55,591 What brings you back here now? 637 00:31:55,626 --> 00:31:57,263 We were gonna spread his ashes at the lake, 638 00:31:57,298 --> 00:31:59,496 but it was spring break, and it was a full-on shit show. 639 00:31:59,531 --> 00:32:02,268 Oh, man. So, where are you gonna do it? 640 00:32:02,303 --> 00:32:04,270 I don't know. It's gettin' dark. 641 00:32:04,305 --> 00:32:06,668 I guess we'll find a place to stay and figure it out tomorrow. 642 00:32:06,703 --> 00:32:08,472 Good luck with that. 643 00:32:08,507 --> 00:32:09,803 We're all booked up around here. It's spring break. 644 00:32:09,838 --> 00:32:11,937 Oh, that's just great. Shit. 645 00:32:11,972 --> 00:32:12,839 Fuck. 646 00:32:15,448 --> 00:32:16,942 Oh, um 647 00:32:19,881 --> 00:32:21,749 You should probably have this. 648 00:32:21,784 --> 00:32:23,487 Oh, Durf! That's the girl. 649 00:32:23,522 --> 00:32:25,819 Look how young he is. Yes, that's her. 650 00:32:25,854 --> 00:32:27,392 What's her name again? Celia. 651 00:32:27,427 --> 00:32:29,262 Yeah, that's right, Celia. 652 00:32:29,297 --> 00:32:31,858 She left here about the same time this photo was taken. 653 00:32:31,893 --> 00:32:33,464 Cute girl, real sweet. 654 00:32:33,499 --> 00:32:35,697 Real country though. 655 00:32:35,732 --> 00:32:38,205 You know, she quit after I banned you guys, 656 00:32:38,240 --> 00:32:41,637 but I'll tell you somethin', she was in love with your friend. 657 00:32:41,672 --> 00:32:44,970 Wow. God, remember he talked about her for years? 658 00:32:45,005 --> 00:32:47,082 He never stopped. Where does she live now? 659 00:32:47,117 --> 00:32:49,150 Well, last I heard, 660 00:32:49,185 --> 00:32:52,780 she, uh, moved to a small town not too far from here called Backwater. 661 00:32:52,815 --> 00:32:54,914 Right, the backwater town is called Backwater? 662 00:32:56,555 --> 00:32:58,489 All right, well, thank you, Marty. 663 00:32:58,524 --> 00:33:00,194 I appreciate it. No worries. 664 00:33:00,229 --> 00:33:01,591 Oh, it's Zane. Hey, hey, hey. 665 00:33:01,626 --> 00:33:03,164 Oh, nice. How you doin'? 666 00:33:03,199 --> 00:33:04,363 Hi, Zane! You okay? 667 00:33:04,398 --> 00:33:05,661 You look completely different. 668 00:33:05,696 --> 00:33:07,399 Yeah, I had to change it up. 669 00:33:07,434 --> 00:33:09,830 Bob, I'm startin' to get freaked out, man. 670 00:33:09,865 --> 00:33:11,997 Jack got ahold of my phone number somehow. 671 00:33:12,032 --> 00:33:15,374 He keeps calling and calling and leaving these very threatening voice mails. 672 00:33:15,409 --> 00:33:17,112 I can hear Uncle Tommy in the background, 673 00:33:17,147 --> 00:33:19,609 twirling his mustache and polishing his fucking gun. 674 00:33:19,644 --> 00:33:22,414 Hey, he's just playin' mind games. Block that shit, bro. 675 00:33:22,449 --> 00:33:24,350 Yeah, but if he already has my number, 676 00:33:24,385 --> 00:33:26,583 who's to say he hasn't figured out where I live too, Doc? 677 00:33:26,618 --> 00:33:28,618 Listen to Doc. Stay calm, don't engage. 678 00:33:28,653 --> 00:33:30,389 He's just trying to get information out of you. 679 00:33:30,424 --> 00:33:33,260 Yeah. Yeah, you're probably right. 680 00:33:33,295 --> 00:33:35,361 I just wish I hadn't smacked him in the balls. 681 00:33:35,396 --> 00:33:38,265 By the way, Jack all broomstick. 682 00:33:38,300 --> 00:33:40,058 Who's that? Who's who? 683 00:33:40,093 --> 00:33:42,137 I see a little silhouetto of a man. 684 00:33:43,470 --> 00:33:44,997 Oh. 685 00:33:45,032 --> 00:33:47,274 That's Whitley. He's my new lover. 686 00:33:49,311 --> 00:33:51,212 What? 687 00:33:51,247 --> 00:33:55,711 Uh, nothin'. I don't know. You guys just kinda look alike. 688 00:33:55,746 --> 00:33:58,582 Yeah, Doc, my life is in danger. I had to go incognito. 689 00:33:58,617 --> 00:34:02,190 Luckily, Whitley owns a salon, and he used himself as a template. 690 00:34:02,225 --> 00:34:03,884 Hey, Wonderbuns, come here for a sec. 691 00:34:03,919 --> 00:34:05,050 God. 692 00:34:05,085 --> 00:34:06,084 Wonderbuns? 693 00:34:07,428 --> 00:34:09,395 They think we look alike. Aw. 694 00:34:09,430 --> 00:34:12,090 Which means you did a fantastic job. Thank you. 695 00:34:12,125 --> 00:34:15,599 Dude, it's like where a person gets a dog, and then they start to look alike. 696 00:34:15,634 --> 00:34:18,272 It's like that, except two gay guys. Yep. 697 00:34:18,307 --> 00:34:20,901 Loud and proud. Don't hate us because we're beautiful. 698 00:34:20,936 --> 00:34:23,310 That's not why we hate you. No, I love it, Zane. 699 00:34:23,345 --> 00:34:25,213 You can literally go fuck yourself. 700 00:34:25,248 --> 00:34:28,942 Bender! Wow. Your friends seem nice. 701 00:34:31,749 --> 00:34:33,452 Thanks a lot. 702 00:34:33,487 --> 00:34:35,256 Guess I won't be getting any ass tonight. 703 00:34:35,291 --> 00:34:36,917 Hey, fellas, time to wrap your shit up. 704 00:34:36,952 --> 00:34:39,194 About five minutes, yeah? All right, all right. 705 00:34:39,229 --> 00:34:40,327 Okay. 706 00:34:40,362 --> 00:34:41,559 Oh, hey, check this out, Zane. 707 00:34:42,397 --> 00:34:44,331 Remember her? 708 00:34:44,366 --> 00:34:47,730 That's Celia. The one Durfy never stopped talkin' about. 709 00:34:47,765 --> 00:34:50,029 Celia. Oh, my God. Yes. 710 00:34:50,064 --> 00:34:52,966 Hey, do you think maybe she'd wanna come with us to scatter his ashes? 711 00:34:53,001 --> 00:34:56,035 I am loving the sound of that. It's so romantic. 712 00:34:56,070 --> 00:34:58,543 That's a solid idea. I think she'd wanna know. 713 00:34:58,578 --> 00:35:00,809 I think we should find Celia for Durfy. 714 00:35:00,844 --> 00:35:03,713 Oh, I miss you guys. I wish I was there with you. 715 00:35:03,748 --> 00:35:06,320 But don't worry about me. I'll be safe. 716 00:35:06,355 --> 00:35:08,619 Here with Whitley. In the swing. 717 00:35:08,654 --> 00:35:10,016 All right, buddy, we'll keep you posted. 718 00:35:10,051 --> 00:35:11,259 Okay, bye. 719 00:35:12,823 --> 00:35:14,559 That's so sweet. 720 00:35:14,594 --> 00:35:16,561 I need you. Come to me. Yep. 721 00:35:16,596 --> 00:35:18,695 Where the fuck are we gonna sleep tonight? 722 00:35:18,730 --> 00:35:21,995 No idea. You're quite the gladiator, Bobfather. 723 00:35:26,067 --> 00:35:27,374 I'm sorry, do I know you? 724 00:35:28,168 --> 00:35:29,706 I go by Phoenix. 725 00:35:31,380 --> 00:35:35,107 I watched you compete, and I came away quite impressed. 726 00:35:36,176 --> 00:35:37,351 Thank you. 727 00:35:38,816 --> 00:35:40,882 I'd say you and your friends look lost, 728 00:35:40,917 --> 00:35:43,753 but I know there's no such thing. 729 00:35:48,562 --> 00:35:50,056 Can I help you with somethin'? 730 00:35:50,091 --> 00:35:52,564 My apologies if you find my gaze intimidating. 731 00:35:52,599 --> 00:35:54,830 I believe the surest way to really know someone 732 00:35:54,865 --> 00:35:56,667 is to look unflinchingly at them. 733 00:35:56,702 --> 00:35:58,405 Did you lose your spaceship? 734 00:36:01,102 --> 00:36:03,971 I welcome you and your friends to a party this evening. 735 00:36:04,006 --> 00:36:04,873 Ooh. 736 00:36:04,908 --> 00:36:06,842 It's the full moon. 737 00:36:06,877 --> 00:36:10,912 And my friends and I will honor the moon queen with a bacchanalia. 738 00:36:10,947 --> 00:36:12,683 A fucking alien? What'd she say? Yeah. 739 00:36:12,718 --> 00:36:15,015 That sounds nice, but I-I think we're good. 740 00:36:15,050 --> 00:36:18,722 Be that as it may, I sense the world has brought you and I here tonight for a reason. 741 00:36:18,757 --> 00:36:20,328 Who am I to reject fate? 742 00:36:21,287 --> 00:36:22,627 Come to the party. 743 00:36:24,433 --> 00:36:28,336 And if you need a place to sleep, that can be arranged. 744 00:36:28,371 --> 00:36:32,406 When the moon is high, find us on the far side of the lake. 745 00:36:34,300 --> 00:36:35,640 Listen for the song. 746 00:36:39,778 --> 00:36:41,745 There will be activities Beta. 747 00:36:41,780 --> 00:36:43,142 that you've never dreamed. 748 00:36:46,356 --> 00:36:49,247 Well, that was weird, man. Oh, my God. 749 00:36:49,282 --> 00:36:50,820 Yeah. 750 00:36:50,855 --> 00:36:53,020 Yeah, but she did offer us a place to sleep tonight. 751 00:36:53,055 --> 00:36:55,693 Pretty fucking hot too, man. I just caught a semi. 752 00:36:55,728 --> 00:36:57,365 She said party. 753 00:36:57,400 --> 00:36:59,862 And we're all fuckin' weird. We should just go. 754 00:37:01,195 --> 00:37:02,931 Let's do this. 755 00:37:05,232 --> 00:37:07,738 Where the fuck is this party? We're on the other side of the lake. 756 00:37:07,773 --> 00:37:09,905 I don't know, man. This is killin' my buzz. 757 00:37:11,810 --> 00:37:13,810 We're gonna die in the woods. 758 00:37:13,845 --> 00:37:16,714 Doc, she offered us a place to sleep. We've got no other option. 759 00:37:16,749 --> 00:37:19,651 Just keep going. Yeah, we do, Bob. We can get back in your helicopter 760 00:37:19,686 --> 00:37:22,313 and go to Bumfuck Island or whatever and find Celia. 761 00:37:22,348 --> 00:37:25,085 Yeah, just show up in a helicopter in the middle of the night, unannounced. 762 00:37:25,120 --> 00:37:27,219 People fucking love that, Bender. That's a great idea. 763 00:37:27,254 --> 00:37:30,288 I'm sure a lot of people do Hey, shut up! Shut up, you idiots. 764 00:37:30,323 --> 00:37:31,795 You hear that? 765 00:37:33,194 --> 00:37:34,765 I think we found our party. 766 00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:36,668 Could be any kind of party. 767 00:37:36,703 --> 00:37:39,770 Tupperware party, fuckin' underwear party, a bukkake party. 768 00:37:41,807 --> 00:37:44,269 We're goin' hard Drinkin' till the a.m. 769 00:37:44,304 --> 00:37:48,647 I just wanna be with you Lady, slide in my DM, yeah 770 00:37:48,682 --> 00:37:51,815 We're goin' hard Drinkin' till the a.m. 771 00:37:51,850 --> 00:37:53,916 I just wanna be with you 772 00:37:53,951 --> 00:37:56,017 Holy mother of God. 773 00:37:58,659 --> 00:38:00,692 I don't know how to dance to this kind of music. 774 00:38:00,727 --> 00:38:02,397 I could use a beer, I'll tell you that. 775 00:38:02,432 --> 00:38:03,926 Yeah, they have beer? I hope so. 776 00:38:03,961 --> 00:38:05,323 I feel like they have everything. 777 00:38:05,358 --> 00:38:06,764 She said she was gonna be here, right? 778 00:38:06,799 --> 00:38:08,502 There can't possibly be 779 00:38:08,537 --> 00:38:10,966 another giant fuckin' raging party out here, can there? 780 00:38:11,001 --> 00:38:13,001 What was her name again? That girl? 781 00:38:13,036 --> 00:38:15,234 Falcon? I have no idea. Falcon? 782 00:38:15,907 --> 00:38:17,709 Falcon! 783 00:38:17,744 --> 00:38:19,480 I only have a few hairs. 784 00:38:19,515 --> 00:38:21,042 Don't burn 'em, please. Do you know a Falcon? 785 00:38:21,077 --> 00:38:22,307 Falcon. 786 00:38:22,342 --> 00:38:24,815 Do you guys know a girl named Falcon? 787 00:38:24,850 --> 00:38:26,784 Friends! 788 00:38:26,819 --> 00:38:30,051 Tonight we welcome new travelers. 789 00:38:30,086 --> 00:38:33,857 This is Bobfather. 790 00:38:33,892 --> 00:38:35,694 Bobfather. Hey. 791 00:38:35,729 --> 00:38:38,862 This is, uh Enough with the Western formalities. 792 00:38:38,897 --> 00:38:40,897 Names are anchors. 793 00:38:40,932 --> 00:38:42,998 They will learn their real names shortly. 794 00:38:44,507 --> 00:38:46,540 The moon decides. 795 00:38:52,372 --> 00:38:54,042 She calls you 796 00:38:58,686 --> 00:38:59,784 Beef Chimi. 797 00:38:59,819 --> 00:39:01,247 Beef Chimi? Beef Chimi. 798 00:39:01,282 --> 00:39:02,413 Beef Chimi? That's good. That works. 799 00:39:02,448 --> 00:39:04,019 I like it. I don't hate that. 800 00:39:04,054 --> 00:39:04,987 And you! 801 00:39:10,830 --> 00:39:14,029 Swollen Tick. 802 00:39:14,064 --> 00:39:15,360 Swollen what? 803 00:39:15,395 --> 00:39:17,197 Swollen Tick or Dick? 804 00:39:17,232 --> 00:39:18,429 Hole and dick? 805 00:39:18,464 --> 00:39:20,574 And you, Broken Man. What? 806 00:39:20,609 --> 00:39:22,840 That's very, uh, accurate. 807 00:39:26,747 --> 00:39:29,781 Here, we reject capitalist society. 808 00:39:29,816 --> 00:39:33,180 Here, we are dedicated to anti-consumerism 809 00:39:33,215 --> 00:39:35,721 and self-expression. 810 00:39:35,756 --> 00:39:39,120 And we really like to party our asses off. 811 00:39:39,155 --> 00:39:40,891 Yeah. All right, I like that. 812 00:39:40,926 --> 00:39:44,059 This is Headwound. Sarah? 813 00:39:44,094 --> 00:39:46,160 She will help you find your journey. 814 00:39:46,195 --> 00:39:48,096 Oh, my God. Enjoy. 815 00:39:48,131 --> 00:39:49,999 I have others to attend to. 816 00:39:50,771 --> 00:39:52,639 Our paths will cross again. 817 00:39:52,674 --> 00:39:54,905 Look at her head. Are you okay? 818 00:39:56,744 --> 00:39:59,041 You should probably get that looked at. Yeah, it's pretty bad. 819 00:39:59,076 --> 00:40:00,746 Have we met before? 820 00:40:00,781 --> 00:40:01,813 No. 821 00:40:02,684 --> 00:40:04,618 You sure? 822 00:40:04,653 --> 00:40:07,720 Uh I can taste your pheromones. 823 00:40:07,755 --> 00:40:10,855 Hey, can you buy me a drink? I'll chow your box for a week. 824 00:40:11,660 --> 00:40:12,956 Two wet ones. 825 00:40:12,991 --> 00:40:14,991 My-My box is, uh, singing. 826 00:40:15,026 --> 00:40:16,322 Hmm. 827 00:40:18,293 --> 00:40:19,534 Are you sure we've never met? 828 00:40:20,570 --> 00:40:22,933 Nope. Okay. 829 00:40:22,968 --> 00:40:24,462 Fuck. Isn't that the girl from 830 00:40:24,497 --> 00:40:25,496 I know. 831 00:40:25,531 --> 00:40:29,676 So, what will your journey be? 832 00:40:29,711 --> 00:40:31,304 Yeah Yeah, I'm good, man. 833 00:40:31,339 --> 00:40:32,778 No, no, no, we're good. Hey, Doc. 834 00:40:32,813 --> 00:40:34,978 What the fuck are you doin' over there? 835 00:40:35,013 --> 00:40:39,818 Mmm. These shiitakes taste like shit, but I'm fuckin' hungry, man. 836 00:40:39,853 --> 00:40:42,216 You guys want some? Those are magic mushrooms. 837 00:40:43,626 --> 00:40:44,856 Shut the fuck up. 838 00:40:44,891 --> 00:40:46,792 They are. 839 00:40:46,827 --> 00:40:48,794 Don't fuckin' tell me that. I just ate ten of these things. 840 00:40:48,829 --> 00:40:51,027 You're gonna trip your balls off, dude. Oh, my God. 841 00:40:51,062 --> 00:40:52,996 Fuck, I'm gonna be so high. Yes. 842 00:40:53,031 --> 00:40:54,635 You're gonna be high for, like, a week. 843 00:40:54,670 --> 00:40:56,637 Bob. Come on, you gotta trip with me. 844 00:40:56,672 --> 00:40:58,837 No, I'm not Don't make me trip alone, man. 845 00:40:58,872 --> 00:41:00,366 Bender, come on. Please. 846 00:41:00,401 --> 00:41:02,610 Maybe one. One? I took ten of 'em. 847 00:41:02,645 --> 00:41:04,139 I'm not gonna let you trip alone. 848 00:41:04,174 --> 00:41:06,108 And also, I think Durfy would want this. 849 00:41:06,143 --> 00:41:07,978 Yes, Durfy would want this. 850 00:41:08,013 --> 00:41:10,046 Shelly, come on. I'm not taking any fuckin' mushrooms. 851 00:41:10,081 --> 00:41:11,509 I'll eat these pink things, though. 852 00:41:11,544 --> 00:41:12,686 Ooh. 853 00:41:12,721 --> 00:41:14,149 That's fun. 854 00:41:14,184 --> 00:41:15,920 Well, maybe a gummy might mellow me out. 855 00:41:15,955 --> 00:41:17,922 I'll have a couple of 'em. 856 00:41:17,957 --> 00:41:20,023 I want this one. Those are good. 857 00:41:20,058 --> 00:41:22,861 What do you recommend? What goes good with the pink? 858 00:41:22,896 --> 00:41:25,094 Put your hand on things, and whatever sticks. 859 00:41:26,295 --> 00:41:27,866 Maybe a second one. 860 00:41:27,901 --> 00:41:31,100 I ate too many bees today. You did what? 861 00:41:32,807 --> 00:41:35,335 Oh. 862 00:41:35,370 --> 00:41:37,777 Well, this feels naughty. 863 00:41:37,812 --> 00:41:39,240 Hey, man. 864 00:41:39,275 --> 00:41:42,078 Whoa! 'Sup, dudes? What do you got there? 865 00:41:42,113 --> 00:41:44,212 This? It's-It's nothing. 866 00:41:44,247 --> 00:41:46,247 I'm cool, man. I did acid in Vegas. 867 00:41:46,282 --> 00:41:49,151 Okay, look, Old Man Winter, you can't handle this. 868 00:41:49,186 --> 00:41:51,054 I can't handle it? Yeah. 869 00:41:51,089 --> 00:41:52,792 I can't fuckin' handle it? No. 870 00:41:52,827 --> 00:41:55,487 My wife blew my balls off with a paint gun. Gimme. 871 00:41:57,832 --> 00:42:00,228 Oh, shit! That's a frog! 872 00:42:00,263 --> 00:42:03,033 It's His Holiness, Toad Ra. 873 00:42:03,068 --> 00:42:05,398 Just one tap of the tongue 874 00:42:05,433 --> 00:42:09,237 is the most powerful hallucinogen in the whole western hemisphere. 875 00:42:09,272 --> 00:42:11,206 Ew, you lick that fuckin' frog? 876 00:42:11,241 --> 00:42:12,504 Toad. 877 00:42:12,539 --> 00:42:15,177 Gimme. I can't be responsible, man. 878 00:42:15,212 --> 00:42:18,719 Gimme the frog. Some people never come back from this, friend. 879 00:42:18,754 --> 00:42:22,085 Oh, yeah? Hello, froggy. 880 00:42:27,323 --> 00:42:31,963 Just one tap is enough to dissolve all consciousness 881 00:42:31,998 --> 00:42:33,360 What are you doing, man? 882 00:42:34,660 --> 00:42:37,331 That's an abomination! Yo, give me that back, man. 883 00:42:38,466 --> 00:42:41,467 Do you have any idea what you just did? 884 00:42:44,109 --> 00:42:45,570 No, dude! 885 00:42:45,605 --> 00:42:47,572 Holy Yo, give me that back. Give me that. 886 00:42:47,607 --> 00:42:49,310 I'll eat that fuckin' frog, bro. 887 00:42:49,345 --> 00:42:50,685 Who are you, man? 888 00:42:50,720 --> 00:42:52,577 You're welcome, sweetheart. 889 00:42:52,612 --> 00:42:54,689 Yeah, whatever, man. Let's get outta here. 890 00:42:54,724 --> 00:42:58,792 Puffnuts, Butterscotch, this guy's about to go fuckin' nuts, man. 891 00:43:00,796 --> 00:43:03,929 See that, ladies? I perform amphibalingous. 892 00:43:03,964 --> 00:43:07,262 Who wants to fuck? 893 00:43:07,297 --> 00:43:09,000 I do have to poop though. 894 00:43:16,779 --> 00:43:19,208 What is this, some kind of a staring contest? 895 00:43:19,243 --> 00:43:25,819 No, this is the most intense eye-gazing session I've ever encountered. 896 00:43:25,854 --> 00:43:27,315 Eye-gazing? 897 00:43:28,483 --> 00:43:30,054 Not just the eyes. 898 00:43:30,617 --> 00:43:31,649 The soul. 899 00:43:33,026 --> 00:43:35,356 I can see your past life. 900 00:43:36,062 --> 00:43:38,524 You are Sasquatch. 901 00:43:38,559 --> 00:43:40,834 I'm sorry, 902 00:43:40,869 --> 00:43:43,837 but there's not enough drugs in the world to make this interesting. 903 00:43:43,872 --> 00:43:45,663 Look. 904 00:43:45,698 --> 00:43:48,105 This isn't gonna work on me. It's just Deep. 905 00:43:49,504 --> 00:43:50,745 Deep. 906 00:43:53,882 --> 00:43:56,509 You are good. 907 00:44:02,715 --> 00:44:05,958 Hey, what's up, man? Do you have tequila or vodka? 908 00:44:05,993 --> 00:44:08,026 Hi. Um, no, neither of those. 909 00:44:08,061 --> 00:44:10,457 What I do have are supplies. 910 00:44:10,492 --> 00:44:12,360 I want a cocktail, not a crayon. 911 00:44:12,395 --> 00:44:13,933 This is just, um 912 00:44:13,968 --> 00:44:16,034 It's fun, it's soothing. 913 00:44:16,069 --> 00:44:18,740 Yeah, so is jerking off, but I don't do that in front of strangers. 914 00:44:19,765 --> 00:44:21,105 Okay. Do you have whiskey? 915 00:44:21,140 --> 00:44:22,205 Just hear me out. 916 00:44:22,240 --> 00:44:23,602 I think we, as a society, 917 00:44:23,637 --> 00:44:26,781 I think we fail to satisfy our inner child. 918 00:44:26,816 --> 00:44:28,981 Do you have a crayon-flavored vodka? 919 00:44:29,016 --> 00:44:32,116 Uh, I think I think we both know that's not a thing. 920 00:44:32,151 --> 00:44:33,711 Oh, who's that? 921 00:44:33,746 --> 00:44:35,955 Is that a good boy? That's a good boy. 922 00:44:35,990 --> 00:44:38,320 Would you not refer to them that way? 923 00:44:38,355 --> 00:44:40,454 What do you mean, them? I'm talking to the dog. 924 00:44:40,489 --> 00:44:43,094 It's just that you're using heteronormative, cisgendered pronouns, 925 00:44:43,129 --> 00:44:44,755 and-and we don't love that. 926 00:44:44,790 --> 00:44:47,098 It's offensive. No idea what you just said. 927 00:44:47,133 --> 00:44:49,034 You're assuming the dog's a male. 928 00:44:49,069 --> 00:44:52,136 I'm not assuming. I'm just staring at his nuts right now. 929 00:44:52,171 --> 00:44:56,338 I think you're suffering from some pretty severe toxic masculinity, okay? 930 00:44:56,373 --> 00:44:58,109 I find it triggering. I'm regressing. 931 00:44:58,144 --> 00:45:00,507 So can you get the fuck out of my room, Dad? 932 00:45:01,180 --> 00:45:02,949 Okay. 933 00:45:07,813 --> 00:45:09,648 Now, do you see the answer? 934 00:45:10,585 --> 00:45:11,793 Yes. 935 00:45:15,095 --> 00:45:16,424 Of course. 936 00:45:18,329 --> 00:45:19,460 Wait. 937 00:45:20,496 --> 00:45:22,067 Where are we? 938 00:45:22,102 --> 00:45:23,266 Where we belong. 939 00:45:23,301 --> 00:45:25,433 I feel so peaceful. 940 00:45:25,468 --> 00:45:26,940 Doc. 941 00:45:26,975 --> 00:45:28,436 Let us consummate. 942 00:45:28,471 --> 00:45:30,977 Consummate. 943 00:45:31,012 --> 00:45:32,770 Consummate? Consummate. 944 00:45:32,805 --> 00:45:34,772 Do you mean, like 945 00:45:34,807 --> 00:45:36,477 Consummate. Consummate. 946 00:45:36,512 --> 00:45:38,083 Come-summate. 947 00:45:39,185 --> 00:45:41,053 Come-summate. 948 00:45:44,025 --> 00:45:46,157 Deep inside your soul. 949 00:45:47,259 --> 00:45:49,457 It smells like cheese. 950 00:45:55,003 --> 00:45:56,299 Wow. 951 00:45:56,334 --> 00:45:57,872 What a night. 952 00:45:57,907 --> 00:45:59,907 It's very humbling, indeed. 953 00:46:01,075 --> 00:46:03,273 Oh, the summer stars are amazing. 954 00:46:03,308 --> 00:46:05,440 I don't think I've ever seen anything so bright. 955 00:46:07,147 --> 00:46:08,509 I agree, but 956 00:46:08,544 --> 00:46:09,983 But what? 957 00:46:10,018 --> 00:46:11,644 I don't wanna offend you, 958 00:46:11,679 --> 00:46:13,580 as you're clearly trying to form a connection here, 959 00:46:13,615 --> 00:46:15,615 but I'd be remiss not to point out your use 960 00:46:15,650 --> 00:46:18,024 of northern hemisphere-specific seasonal language. 961 00:46:18,961 --> 00:46:20,191 Okay, you-you lost me. 962 00:46:20,226 --> 00:46:22,325 Just a tiny inclusive language thing. 963 00:46:22,360 --> 00:46:24,096 Yeah, I I still don't understand. 964 00:46:24,131 --> 00:46:27,462 Well, instead of summer, I like to say August. 965 00:46:27,497 --> 00:46:31,598 Or even third quarter, because although it might be that warm season for me, 966 00:46:31,633 --> 00:46:34,568 it's not that warm season for everybody else. 967 00:46:34,603 --> 00:46:36,438 We're all in the same hemisphere here. 968 00:46:36,473 --> 00:46:38,869 Sure, but it's winter in New Zealand. 969 00:46:38,904 --> 00:46:40,475 But we're not in New Zealand. 970 00:46:40,510 --> 00:46:42,213 Is anybody here in New Zealand? 971 00:46:42,248 --> 00:46:44,182 I'm just trying to spread respect and understanding. 972 00:46:44,217 --> 00:46:45,480 Is that a problem? 973 00:46:46,021 --> 00:46:47,581 No. 974 00:46:47,616 --> 00:46:52,960 No. No, I was just admiring the third-quarter stars. 975 00:46:52,995 --> 00:46:55,457 I appreciate your openness. Bobfather! 976 00:46:55,492 --> 00:46:57,393 Just the man I was looking for. Come. 977 00:46:57,428 --> 00:46:59,527 There's something I wanna show you. Okay. Okay. 978 00:47:00,530 --> 00:47:02,662 Enjoy the evening. 979 00:47:02,697 --> 00:47:05,302 I knew, upon first seeing you, that you were just the sort of man 980 00:47:05,337 --> 00:47:08,239 I have been both avoiding and looking for for quite some time. 981 00:47:08,274 --> 00:47:09,867 And what kind of man is that? 982 00:47:09,902 --> 00:47:11,946 Let's just say, of a time. 983 00:47:11,981 --> 00:47:13,541 Uh Old-fashioned. 984 00:47:13,576 --> 00:47:16,412 Macho, manly, a real caveman. Okay. 985 00:47:16,447 --> 00:47:18,876 Most younger men, even the jocks, 986 00:47:18,911 --> 00:47:23,848 are more evolved, emotionally available and sensitive these days. 987 00:47:23,883 --> 00:47:26,653 You catch them crying over cat food commercials. 988 00:47:26,688 --> 00:47:29,557 So, what are you trying to say? You're-You're into older men? 989 00:47:30,956 --> 00:47:32,626 No. Oh. 990 00:47:32,661 --> 00:47:36,861 I have a thing for competition. Uh-huh. 991 00:47:36,896 --> 00:47:41,734 Years of toxic relationships have led to much introspection and soul-sculpting 992 00:47:41,769 --> 00:47:45,078 to reach the heightened form you see before you now. 993 00:47:45,113 --> 00:47:50,149 I shed that former skin like a snake sheds 994 00:47:51,911 --> 00:47:54,054 his skin. 995 00:47:54,089 --> 00:47:57,519 I'm sorry, where are we going? And yet, I can't help myself. 996 00:47:57,554 --> 00:48:01,721 Seeing you and your comrades ignited a dormant creature in me, yes! 997 00:48:01,756 --> 00:48:04,328 I feel the burning desire to compete. 998 00:48:04,363 --> 00:48:07,562 And it burns, Bobfather. It burns. 999 00:48:07,597 --> 00:48:11,401 The young reject competition, but I know now that it is the great equalizer. 1000 00:48:11,436 --> 00:48:13,205 It drives us to oneness. 1001 00:48:13,240 --> 00:48:16,769 One can be both mindful and still strive for victory, yes? 1002 00:48:16,804 --> 00:48:19,178 I hadn't really thought about it. There you are. 1003 00:48:19,213 --> 00:48:21,015 Can we leave? These people suck. 1004 00:48:21,050 --> 00:48:22,016 Come! 1005 00:48:23,481 --> 00:48:24,876 Your chariots await. 1006 00:48:42,995 --> 00:48:45,600 This is gonna be fun, isn't it, buddy? 1007 00:48:45,635 --> 00:48:48,966 No, it's not. I'm only here 'cause I don't wanna hang out with the woking dead. 1008 00:48:49,001 --> 00:48:50,737 Ready, set, go! What? 1009 00:48:52,147 --> 00:48:55,115 Wait, wait, wait, wait! 1010 00:49:00,353 --> 00:49:02,155 You gonna cry, Bobfather? 1011 00:49:02,190 --> 00:49:04,190 No? You gonna cry? No. 1012 00:49:04,225 --> 00:49:06,225 Show me your inner goddess, Bobfather. 1013 00:49:06,260 --> 00:49:08,293 My what? Yes! Your inner goddess! 1014 00:49:08,328 --> 00:49:10,493 My inner goddess? Yes, let her shine! 1015 00:49:10,528 --> 00:49:12,561 Let her shine! 1016 00:49:12,596 --> 00:49:14,860 See yourself on the other side! 1017 00:49:16,963 --> 00:49:19,139 Come on, Bobfather, keep up! I'm comin'! 1018 00:49:19,174 --> 00:49:20,569 Keep up! Keep up! 1019 00:49:46,729 --> 00:49:49,796 Oh, yeah! 1020 00:49:49,831 --> 00:49:51,171 Whoo! 1021 00:49:51,206 --> 00:49:53,932 It's beautiful, isn't it? No! 1022 00:49:59,610 --> 00:50:02,281 What's that? 1023 00:50:02,316 --> 00:50:03,777 What's that? 1024 00:50:05,748 --> 00:50:07,550 Oh, hey, Shell. 1025 00:50:07,585 --> 00:50:09,618 Hey. What the fuck? 1026 00:50:11,259 --> 00:50:12,885 Run for your lives! 1027 00:50:12,920 --> 00:50:14,161 Oh, my God! 1028 00:50:14,196 --> 00:50:15,756 What does that mean? 1029 00:50:15,791 --> 00:50:17,428 I didn't know he was that fast! 1030 00:50:17,463 --> 00:50:19,694 I didn't know he was that fat. 1031 00:50:19,729 --> 00:50:21,828 Keep going! Keep going! 1032 00:50:23,436 --> 00:50:26,734 I'm just A shadow in the dark 1033 00:50:28,606 --> 00:50:31,970 Another face without a name 1034 00:50:33,842 --> 00:50:38,042 Another life can be Ruined in the circus 1035 00:50:38,077 --> 00:50:41,782 Just remember That you heard it from me 1036 00:50:43,291 --> 00:50:47,788 Durfy! Durfy! Durfy! Durfy! Durfy! 1037 00:50:47,823 --> 00:50:50,395 Try to feel alive 1038 00:50:53,763 --> 00:51:00,240 Oh, I don't know how To make you see the light 1039 00:51:20,823 --> 00:51:22,526 I 1040 00:51:24,860 --> 00:51:27,498 Try to feel alive 1041 00:51:30,668 --> 00:51:37,475 Oh, I don't know how To make you see the light 1042 00:51:48,180 --> 00:51:50,048 Oh, my God. 1043 00:51:50,083 --> 00:51:52,985 What in the hell? 1044 00:51:53,020 --> 00:51:54,624 Am I dying? 1045 00:51:54,659 --> 00:51:56,527 Oh, my God, my head. 1046 00:51:56,562 --> 00:51:58,661 Oh, my God. My head. 1047 00:51:58,696 --> 00:51:59,794 Where are we? 1048 00:51:59,829 --> 00:52:01,664 I don't know. 1049 00:52:01,699 --> 00:52:04,095 Ow. Ow. 1050 00:52:04,130 --> 00:52:06,735 And how did we end up in the same bed together? 1051 00:52:06,770 --> 00:52:08,440 I don't know. 1052 00:52:08,475 --> 00:52:11,674 What am I wearing? Did you change my clothes last night? 1053 00:52:11,709 --> 00:52:13,544 No, I didn't. I 1054 00:52:13,579 --> 00:52:15,909 I-I don't I don't know how we got 1055 00:52:15,944 --> 00:52:17,944 I have no idea where we are. 1056 00:52:18,815 --> 00:52:20,221 This is so weird. 1057 00:52:21,422 --> 00:52:24,324 Would you-Would you please put that thing away? 1058 00:52:24,359 --> 00:52:25,820 What? Oh. 1059 00:52:25,855 --> 00:52:28,361 Bob, this is what happens to men in the morning. 1060 00:52:28,396 --> 00:52:30,891 Yeah, they get erect. Is your pussy hard? 1061 00:52:30,926 --> 00:52:33,190 Just get rid of it, please. Like a dick magician? 1062 00:52:33,225 --> 00:52:34,862 Is that what you're saying? Just disappear? 1063 00:52:34,897 --> 00:52:37,502 Think of something gross. I don't know. Whatever. 1064 00:52:37,537 --> 00:52:39,031 Okay, fine. 1065 00:52:39,066 --> 00:52:40,307 I can do that. 1066 00:52:45,710 --> 00:52:49,514 Oh, my God. How did you just How did you just do that? 1067 00:52:49,549 --> 00:52:51,846 You said, Think of something gross, 1068 00:52:51,881 --> 00:52:53,551 so I thought of Shelly naked. 1069 00:52:53,586 --> 00:52:56,081 It decreases boners and induces vomiting. 1070 00:52:56,116 --> 00:52:58,721 I'm gonna remember that. I don't know when I'm gonna need it, but 1071 00:52:58,756 --> 00:53:00,294 Welcome, visitors. 1072 00:53:00,329 --> 00:53:02,560 Breakfast is now being served. 1073 00:53:02,595 --> 00:53:06,762 Please make your way to the Great Room where your host is awaiting your arrival. 1074 00:53:07,930 --> 00:53:09,996 Who the hell was that? I don't know. 1075 00:53:23,913 --> 00:53:25,517 Oh, my God. 1076 00:53:26,784 --> 00:53:28,817 Oh, I'm starving. Wait a minute, wait a minute. 1077 00:53:28,852 --> 00:53:31,248 I remember that weird lady from last night. 1078 00:53:31,283 --> 00:53:33,525 Go say something. She's right there. What do you want me to 1079 00:53:33,560 --> 00:53:34,922 I don't know, but say something. 1080 00:53:34,957 --> 00:53:36,891 I don't want to say anything. Go. 1081 00:53:36,926 --> 00:53:37,958 Good mornin'. 1082 00:53:37,993 --> 00:53:40,092 Morning. Hey. 1083 00:53:40,127 --> 00:53:42,160 I'm sorry, what was your name again? 1084 00:53:42,195 --> 00:53:44,371 Phoenix, not weird lady. 1085 00:53:44,967 --> 00:53:47,099 Sorry. 1086 00:53:47,134 --> 00:53:50,377 Yeah, uh, sorry. We got fucked up last night. 1087 00:53:50,412 --> 00:53:52,269 Yeah, obliterated. Obliterated. 1088 00:53:52,304 --> 00:53:55,448 Yes, we found a higher plane last night. 1089 00:53:55,483 --> 00:54:00,244 Such madness happens on the full moon, but I trust you slept well? 1090 00:54:00,279 --> 00:54:03,313 Yeah, yeah. I've I've felt better. 1091 00:54:03,348 --> 00:54:04,655 So, this is your place? 1092 00:54:04,690 --> 00:54:06,756 Xanadu, my home. The fruits of my labor. 1093 00:54:06,791 --> 00:54:09,363 Yeah, it's cool. Why does the house talk? 1094 00:54:09,398 --> 00:54:13,928 That's K.A.R.E.N. It stands for Kind Automated Righteous Emotional Neurobot. 1095 00:54:13,963 --> 00:54:15,468 She runs my household. 1096 00:54:16,768 --> 00:54:18,999 So, what is it that you do? 1097 00:54:19,034 --> 00:54:20,099 Do? 1098 00:54:22,103 --> 00:54:24,301 I guess you could say 1099 00:54:24,336 --> 00:54:28,008 I simply exist in this human vessel 1100 00:54:28,043 --> 00:54:30,846 to spread my love and knowledge 1101 00:54:30,881 --> 00:54:35,521 to lift up other souls and guide them towards enlightenment. 1102 00:54:35,556 --> 00:54:37,787 So that paid for this? 1103 00:54:37,822 --> 00:54:42,286 Also, I created an app that translates dog barks into emojis. 1104 00:54:42,321 --> 00:54:44,794 While I don't subscribe to paper currency, 1105 00:54:44,829 --> 00:54:48,028 I will admit it was a necessary sacrifice of my talents 1106 00:54:48,063 --> 00:54:50,261 to provide this sanctuary. 1107 00:54:50,296 --> 00:54:52,439 Plus, I really love jet skis. 1108 00:54:52,474 --> 00:54:54,573 Yeah! Jet skis. Hey, yeah, so do we. 1109 00:54:54,608 --> 00:54:56,135 Gotta have money for that. Yeah. 1110 00:54:56,170 --> 00:54:58,269 Oh, perfect! 1111 00:54:58,304 --> 00:55:00,876 We've prepared some morning cordials I think will be to your liking. 1112 00:55:00,911 --> 00:55:03,010 Bloody Mary, yes, please. 1113 00:55:03,045 --> 00:55:05,276 This will help make this place less weird. 1114 00:55:05,311 --> 00:55:06,750 Thank you. No offense. 1115 00:55:08,017 --> 00:55:10,314 Mmm. God bless vodka. Mmm. 1116 00:55:10,349 --> 00:55:11,821 Don't thank God, thank K.A.R.E.N. 1117 00:55:11,856 --> 00:55:13,691 She scanned your bodies during your slumber, 1118 00:55:13,726 --> 00:55:15,495 so she knows just what you like. 1119 00:55:15,530 --> 00:55:16,859 Is that why I had a boner? Wait. 1120 00:55:16,894 --> 00:55:19,664 What do you mean she scanned our bodies? 1121 00:55:19,699 --> 00:55:23,327 Where are Shelly and-and Doc? We really should probably get goin'. 1122 00:55:23,362 --> 00:55:24,394 Yeah. 1123 00:55:24,429 --> 00:55:26,506 Who? Shelly and Doc. 1124 00:55:26,541 --> 00:55:30,235 Our f-Uh Swollen Tick and Beef Chimi. 1125 00:55:30,270 --> 00:55:32,237 The fake doctor and the guy who looks like Gargamel? 1126 00:55:32,272 --> 00:55:35,207 I assure you, everyone who is meant to be here is here. 1127 00:55:36,078 --> 00:55:37,484 Now please, 1128 00:55:37,519 --> 00:55:40,245 help yourselves and drink up. 1129 00:55:40,280 --> 00:55:42,214 It will help you, I promise. 1130 00:55:42,249 --> 00:55:45,085 I will leave you to prepare for the morning commitment. 1131 00:55:46,418 --> 00:55:47,857 I will see you there. 1132 00:55:49,124 --> 00:55:50,761 See you there. 1133 00:55:50,796 --> 00:55:52,763 Morning commitment? Does that mean they're here? 1134 00:55:52,798 --> 00:55:55,260 I'm gonna I'm gonna go find them. This is so weird. 1135 00:56:05,745 --> 00:56:06,942 Doc, Shelly. 1136 00:56:07,615 --> 00:56:09,109 Time to get up. 1137 00:56:09,144 --> 00:56:10,880 We got breakfast, buddy. 1138 00:56:14,820 --> 00:56:16,787 Doc, Shelly. 1139 00:56:16,822 --> 00:56:18,921 Let's go. We got Bloody Marys. Let's go. 1140 00:56:23,631 --> 00:56:25,631 Hello, Bob. 1141 00:56:25,666 --> 00:56:30,427 Just a reminder that breakfast service will end promptly at 10:00 a.m. 1142 00:56:30,462 --> 00:56:33,397 It is now 9:50 a.m. 1143 00:56:33,432 --> 00:56:36,774 Please find your way to the Great Room while supplies last. 1144 00:56:36,809 --> 00:56:39,777 There will be no other meals until dusk. 1145 00:56:54,695 --> 00:56:56,486 I didn't find 'em. 1146 00:56:56,521 --> 00:56:59,291 And honestly, this place is just creepin' me out. 1147 00:56:59,326 --> 00:57:01,260 I'm gonna go outside and try to call 'em. 1148 00:57:01,295 --> 00:57:03,427 That's a good idea, Gary. 1149 00:57:03,462 --> 00:57:08,465 I've had three Bloody Marys, and they're pure magic. 1150 00:57:08,500 --> 00:57:09,807 What? How 1151 00:57:09,842 --> 00:57:11,776 And they are powerful. 1152 00:57:11,811 --> 00:57:13,470 Okay. I feel like really, really good. 1153 00:57:13,505 --> 00:57:15,439 I-I think we probably shouldn't split up. 1154 00:57:15,474 --> 00:57:16,913 Come with me. Okay. 1155 00:57:16,948 --> 00:57:18,717 Come on. No. Leave it. 1156 00:57:19,346 --> 00:57:20,686 Okay. Let's go. 1157 00:57:45,141 --> 00:57:46,371 What the fuck? 1158 00:57:48,848 --> 00:57:51,244 What the fuck! Are you 1159 00:57:53,688 --> 00:57:55,248 Okay. 1160 00:57:55,283 --> 00:57:57,217 There's a chicken in my bed. 1161 00:57:59,056 --> 00:58:01,353 There was a chicken in my bed. 1162 00:58:01,388 --> 00:58:03,487 Speak of the devil. 1163 00:58:03,522 --> 00:58:06,325 Well, if he's a devil, then sign me up for hell, you know what I mean? 1164 00:58:06,360 --> 00:58:08,063 Where's Bob? Where's Bender? 1165 00:58:08,098 --> 00:58:09,427 Where the fuck are we? 1166 00:58:09,462 --> 00:58:11,671 Remember, you're at the Panty Hamster. 1167 00:58:11,706 --> 00:58:15,906 We like to think it marries old-world charm with modern conveniences. 1168 00:58:15,941 --> 00:58:18,271 Sit down now. I'll get you a plate. 1169 00:58:19,340 --> 00:58:20,372 You earned it. 1170 00:58:20,407 --> 00:58:21,373 Oh, hell, yeah. 1171 00:58:22,717 --> 00:58:24,574 Please tell me I didn't fuck a chicken. 1172 00:58:24,609 --> 00:58:25,982 Oh, you don't remember? 1173 00:58:26,017 --> 00:58:27,445 I don't remember shit from last night. 1174 00:58:27,480 --> 00:58:28,919 Oh, man, how's your jaw? 1175 00:58:28,954 --> 00:58:30,624 I think it was, um, 1176 00:58:30,659 --> 00:58:33,088 The bigger the FUPA, the sweeter the chalupa, Shelly. 1177 00:58:33,123 --> 00:58:34,727 That's what you kept sayin' last night. 1178 00:58:36,929 --> 00:58:38,896 No. You were all smiles. 1179 00:58:38,931 --> 00:58:41,195 There you go, big guy. 1180 00:58:42,165 --> 00:58:43,868 Maybe you're not hungry. 1181 00:58:43,903 --> 00:58:45,870 After all, you got a belly full of pussy. 1182 00:58:48,006 --> 00:58:51,106 You know, most men don't like to kiss a Wookiee that much, 1183 00:58:51,141 --> 00:58:53,812 but like I was tellin' your friend here, 1184 00:58:53,847 --> 00:58:56,606 you were like Pac-Man down there. 1185 00:59:01,954 --> 00:59:04,955 Eat your eggs, man. They're gonna get cold and slimy. 1186 00:59:07,520 --> 00:59:09,421 Oh, now you don't wanna eat? 1187 00:59:11,799 --> 00:59:14,591 Come on. 1188 00:59:20,335 --> 00:59:24,007 How does such a high-tech house have no service? 1189 00:59:32,050 --> 00:59:33,412 Hey. 1190 00:59:33,447 --> 00:59:35,689 Hey, come on. You okay? 1191 00:59:35,724 --> 00:59:37,482 Amazing. 1192 00:59:37,517 --> 00:59:40,188 Hey, hey, hey. Oh. 1193 00:59:40,223 --> 00:59:42,861 Come on. Come on. Oh, shit. 1194 00:59:44,194 --> 00:59:45,358 Come! 1195 00:59:46,900 --> 00:59:47,965 Come! 1196 00:59:49,903 --> 00:59:51,298 Come on. Come on, come here. 1197 00:59:58,472 --> 01:00:00,780 Just in time for the wokening. 1198 01:00:01,640 --> 01:00:03,310 I knew you'd find your own way. 1199 01:00:03,345 --> 01:00:06,951 Yeah, uh, we're actually looking for our friends. 1200 01:00:06,986 --> 01:00:09,888 Maybe you could give us a drive into town, or or I don't know. 1201 01:00:09,923 --> 01:00:11,318 Point us in the right direction? 1202 01:00:11,353 --> 01:00:13,584 Soon, my antique warriors. 1203 01:00:13,619 --> 01:00:16,961 Everything comes in time, but right now is the time to evolve. 1204 01:00:17,865 --> 01:00:18,897 You'll see. 1205 01:00:20,263 --> 01:00:22,626 I don't wanna evolve. I wanna go home. 1206 01:00:24,531 --> 01:00:26,971 Yo, Doc and Shelly are probably down there. We should just go. 1207 01:00:27,006 --> 01:00:29,237 You think? Okay, let's go. 1208 01:00:30,372 --> 01:00:31,404 Yeah. 1209 01:00:32,011 --> 01:00:33,340 What? 1210 01:00:33,375 --> 01:00:35,848 You're fuckin' What are you 1211 01:00:47,092 --> 01:00:49,191 Finish already. 1212 01:00:51,932 --> 01:00:52,997 Geez. 1213 01:00:54,561 --> 01:00:57,001 That's weird. Come on, get. Get. 1214 01:00:57,036 --> 01:00:58,695 Chick digs you, buddy. 1215 01:00:58,730 --> 01:01:01,302 Did you even call Bob and see if he could come get us? 1216 01:01:01,337 --> 01:01:03,535 I called both of them. Went straight to voice mail. 1217 01:01:05,176 --> 01:01:06,912 How'd they 1218 01:01:08,883 --> 01:01:09,915 You okay? 1219 01:01:09,950 --> 01:01:11,411 Yeah, I'm fine. 1220 01:01:18,893 --> 01:01:21,388 Oh! 1221 01:01:24,591 --> 01:01:25,623 Okay. 1222 01:01:27,396 --> 01:01:29,033 Zane. 1223 01:01:29,068 --> 01:01:30,936 What is Zane gonna possibly do? 1224 01:01:30,971 --> 01:01:32,905 Nothin'. But he's gonna love this story. 1225 01:01:32,940 --> 01:01:34,269 Shelly! 1226 01:01:34,304 --> 01:01:36,568 Oh, thank God. What happened to your nose? 1227 01:01:36,603 --> 01:01:39,043 Are you guys okay? I've been worried sick about you. 1228 01:01:39,078 --> 01:01:41,276 Hey, buddy, it's just me and Doc now. 1229 01:01:41,311 --> 01:01:44,576 Listen, we were stayin' at this seedy little Airbnb last night, 1230 01:01:44,611 --> 01:01:47,051 and Doc had his face full of Give me that thing. 1231 01:01:47,086 --> 01:01:49,284 Hey, buddy, have you heard from Bob or Bender? 1232 01:01:49,319 --> 01:01:51,990 No, I haven't. I keep calling, and I just get voice mail. 1233 01:01:52,025 --> 01:01:54,421 Zane? 1234 01:01:54,456 --> 01:01:56,060 Open up the door. Oh, my God. 1235 01:01:56,755 --> 01:01:58,062 Oh, my God, you guys. 1236 01:01:58,097 --> 01:02:00,295 They found me. Right now. 1237 01:02:00,330 --> 01:02:03,199 And they sound so, so angry. What do I do? 1238 01:02:03,234 --> 01:02:05,795 Hide, hide. Don't make any noise. Get down somewhere and hide. 1239 01:02:05,830 --> 01:02:07,940 I'm not fucking around I think Jack's gonna kill me. 1240 01:02:07,975 --> 01:02:10,976 And then Uncle Tommy, he's really gonna go to work on me. 1241 01:02:11,011 --> 01:02:13,704 He's not gonna kill you, man. He just wants his brother back. 1242 01:02:13,739 --> 01:02:15,475 Just be quiet. He won't know you're there. 1243 01:02:17,479 --> 01:02:19,578 Oh, God, that's awful. 1244 01:02:19,613 --> 01:02:21,382 Cover yourself in clothes or somethin'. 1245 01:02:21,417 --> 01:02:23,923 Okay, I'm hiding. Oh, my God, you guys. 1246 01:02:23,958 --> 01:02:26,024 Open the fuckin' door! I'm so scared right now. 1247 01:02:27,456 --> 01:02:30,061 And I can't believe I'm back in the fucking closet. 1248 01:02:33,033 --> 01:02:34,967 They're in the house. 1249 01:02:35,002 --> 01:02:36,430 Shh, Zane, shh, Zane. 1250 01:02:36,465 --> 01:02:39,202 Shh, Zane, shh, Zane, shh, Zane, shh. 1251 01:02:40,502 --> 01:02:42,205 Well, well, well. 1252 01:02:42,240 --> 01:02:44,438 Grab him, Jack. Zane. Zane? 1253 01:02:45,540 --> 01:02:46,946 What just happened? 1254 01:02:46,981 --> 01:02:49,311 We need to get outta here. 1255 01:02:49,918 --> 01:02:50,983 Let's go. 1256 01:02:53,515 --> 01:02:55,845 Seriously, I think we need to call the cops. 1257 01:02:55,880 --> 01:02:58,353 We-We can't call the cops. We're criminals on the run. 1258 01:02:58,388 --> 01:03:00,685 No cops. What-What if they kidnapped Zane? 1259 01:03:00,720 --> 01:03:04,590 Jack's not really gonna hurt him. Right? 1260 01:03:04,625 --> 01:03:06,724 His uncle shot at us with live bullets, Doc. 1261 01:03:06,759 --> 01:03:09,001 He better not fuckin' hurt him, I swear to God. 1262 01:03:13,568 --> 01:03:16,206 This place is disgusting. Can we leave, please? 1263 01:03:18,408 --> 01:03:20,012 I can still taste it. 1264 01:03:21,015 --> 01:03:22,047 Ugh. 1265 01:03:23,611 --> 01:03:26,084 I'm not feeling so good. 1266 01:03:26,119 --> 01:03:28,548 Do you see them? Do you see Doc? I don't see 'em. 1267 01:03:28,583 --> 01:03:30,154 Doc? 1268 01:03:30,189 --> 01:03:32,255 We're never gonna make it to Celia's house. 1269 01:03:34,523 --> 01:03:36,061 What's going-Doc? I don't see 'em. 1270 01:03:36,096 --> 01:03:37,997 Greetings, friends. 1271 01:03:38,032 --> 01:03:39,724 Oh, my God, man! Oh, goddamn. 1272 01:03:39,759 --> 01:03:42,727 Another beautiful day in paradise, is it not? 1273 01:03:42,762 --> 01:03:45,565 Paradise. Friends. 1274 01:03:45,600 --> 01:03:47,072 I'm not your friend. Hey. 1275 01:03:48,867 --> 01:03:51,945 You-You got a little mustache on you. 1276 01:03:54,081 --> 01:03:56,147 What are you talking about? I don't have a mustache. 1277 01:03:56,182 --> 01:03:59,051 Why'd you grow your hair out? You look like Are you Bob's mom? 1278 01:04:02,056 --> 01:04:04,386 Come on, what are you talk I don't know. 1279 01:04:04,421 --> 01:04:06,586 We have new friends with us today. 1280 01:04:06,621 --> 01:04:07,818 Greet them. 1281 01:04:07,853 --> 01:04:09,259 Friends. 1282 01:04:09,294 --> 01:04:11,558 Hey. Hey. Welcome. 1283 01:04:11,593 --> 01:04:13,296 Welcome. Welcome. 1284 01:04:13,331 --> 01:04:16,167 It's time for us to be mindful of each other. 1285 01:04:16,202 --> 01:04:18,037 Be mindful. Bob. 1286 01:04:18,072 --> 01:04:20,105 Bob, what's going on? Mindful. 1287 01:04:20,140 --> 01:04:21,436 Bob? 1288 01:04:21,471 --> 01:04:25,176 This is our daily reminder to be mindful. 1289 01:04:25,211 --> 01:04:29,114 To be mindful of breath. 1290 01:04:29,149 --> 01:04:31,875 To be mindful of song. 1291 01:04:31,910 --> 01:04:34,779 To be mindful of tears. 1292 01:04:35,485 --> 01:04:38,750 To be mindful of history. 1293 01:04:39,522 --> 01:04:41,093 And herstory. 1294 01:04:42,624 --> 01:04:44,261 And theystory. 1295 01:04:45,594 --> 01:04:47,594 What is that? 1296 01:04:50,929 --> 01:04:52,665 How the hell are we gonna find Celia? 1297 01:04:52,700 --> 01:04:55,173 I wonder what the hell happened to Bender and Bob. 1298 01:05:00,972 --> 01:05:04,578 My back is itchin' like crazy, man. 1299 01:05:04,613 --> 01:05:07,515 You keep on talkin' 1300 01:05:10,652 --> 01:05:14,357 Dude, am I still trippin', or does that look like a giant marshmallow to you? 1301 01:05:14,392 --> 01:05:16,260 You're trippin'. I'm so hungry. 1302 01:05:18,022 --> 01:05:20,825 Fuck, still no answer. 1303 01:05:20,860 --> 01:05:24,499 What do you think of the name Henrietta? I mean, look at this chicken followin' us. 1304 01:05:24,534 --> 01:05:26,798 I love it. She's so awesome. Look at her. 1305 01:05:26,833 --> 01:05:30,637 I think my grandfather was a farmer, and he said never name your food. 1306 01:05:32,443 --> 01:05:33,871 Oh, shit. Who's a good girl? 1307 01:05:33,906 --> 01:05:36,676 Hey. Check it out. Backwater. 1308 01:05:36,711 --> 01:05:39,283 Ten miles. Isn't that where Celia lives? 1309 01:05:39,318 --> 01:05:41,120 Do you think the guys went there without us? 1310 01:05:41,155 --> 01:05:43,287 Bob's got Durfy, and they don't know where we are 1311 01:05:43,322 --> 01:05:45,091 Hold on. 1312 01:05:45,126 --> 01:05:46,818 Zane! Hey, Zane! 1313 01:05:46,853 --> 01:05:49,623 Hey! Guys! 1314 01:05:49,658 --> 01:05:52,989 Oh, fuck, it was so awful! 1315 01:05:53,992 --> 01:05:57,367 Jack and Uncle Tommy came in, and they 1316 01:05:57,402 --> 01:06:00,337 and they grabbed me and took me to my salon 1317 01:06:00,372 --> 01:06:03,967 and they imprisoned me in one of my own beds. 1318 01:06:04,002 --> 01:06:05,639 Level five. High pressure. 1319 01:06:05,674 --> 01:06:07,113 Damn, that's twisted. 1320 01:06:07,148 --> 01:06:09,038 I know! 1321 01:06:09,073 --> 01:06:11,315 And they wouldn't let me go until I told them where you were. 1322 01:06:11,350 --> 01:06:15,352 And I held out as long as I could, I swear. 1323 01:06:15,387 --> 01:06:17,321 But then I could feel my skin melting. 1324 01:06:17,356 --> 01:06:18,883 That's gross. Ew. 1325 01:06:18,918 --> 01:06:21,017 And I heard Uncle Tommy say 1326 01:06:21,052 --> 01:06:23,360 I'm gonna come in there and eat you, boy. 1327 01:06:23,395 --> 01:06:26,495 TMI, dude. I had to give 'em something. 1328 01:06:26,530 --> 01:06:28,992 So I told them you were at Party Marty's. 1329 01:06:29,027 --> 01:06:31,500 Shit. Well, did you get ahold of Bob and Bender yet? 1330 01:06:31,535 --> 01:06:33,062 No. 1331 01:06:33,097 --> 01:06:34,800 All right. Man, I hope those guys are okay. 1332 01:06:34,835 --> 01:06:35,900 Zane, you stay safe. 1333 01:06:35,935 --> 01:06:37,968 Okay, bye. 1334 01:06:38,003 --> 01:06:39,475 Damn. 1335 01:06:39,510 --> 01:06:41,213 All right. All right, we gotta find these guys. 1336 01:06:41,248 --> 01:06:42,478 We gotta help these guys. 1337 01:06:42,513 --> 01:06:43,545 Backwater. 1338 01:06:43,580 --> 01:06:45,580 Backwater, it is. 1339 01:06:45,615 --> 01:06:47,648 And by the way, that's the stupidest name ever. 1340 01:06:47,683 --> 01:06:49,947 Water has no front, water has no back. 1341 01:06:49,982 --> 01:06:52,752 It's fluid. It's all one thing, right? 1342 01:06:52,787 --> 01:06:55,854 My back is itching like crazy, man. Where's Henrietta? Henrietta? 1343 01:06:55,889 --> 01:06:57,757 Come. 1344 01:06:57,792 --> 01:07:02,762 And let us be mindful of the experience of those from Swaziland. 1345 01:07:02,797 --> 01:07:06,062 And those from Nauru and Gibraltar. 1346 01:07:06,097 --> 01:07:07,932 Just kill us now. 1347 01:07:07,967 --> 01:07:11,034 This self-care is important, is it not? 1348 01:07:11,069 --> 01:07:13,069 Now, let's have some fun. 1349 01:07:13,104 --> 01:07:15,907 Education is self-care too, is it not? 1350 01:07:15,942 --> 01:07:18,008 Fun. 1351 01:07:18,043 --> 01:07:19,449 Fun. Let's get the fuck outta here. 1352 01:07:19,484 --> 01:07:21,077 Bobfather. 1353 01:07:21,112 --> 01:07:24,718 In you and Broken Man, I see worthy opponents. 1354 01:07:24,753 --> 01:07:26,082 Do you accept this moment? 1355 01:07:27,360 --> 01:07:31,461 No. No, no. We gotta go. Actually, yeah, we gotta 1356 01:07:31,496 --> 01:07:33,595 We got some friends, and this woman and this 1357 01:07:33,630 --> 01:07:35,366 No. 1358 01:07:35,401 --> 01:07:37,599 It's kind of a long story, but, yeah, we gotta go. 1359 01:07:37,634 --> 01:07:39,469 You see, we can't let you leave just yet. 1360 01:07:39,504 --> 01:07:41,240 Why? What? 1361 01:07:41,275 --> 01:07:44,034 Trust me. You will be a better man when this is all over. 1362 01:07:45,279 --> 01:07:47,576 Bob, are you okay? 1363 01:07:47,611 --> 01:07:49,413 Bob, you gotta hang in there, buddy. 1364 01:07:49,448 --> 01:07:51,074 You drugged us. 1365 01:07:52,110 --> 01:07:54,649 It's just some holy organic barbiturates 1366 01:07:54,684 --> 01:07:57,322 from the bark of a tree found in the Brazilian rain forest. 1367 01:07:57,357 --> 01:07:59,951 Think of it as nature's truth serum. The fuck? 1368 01:07:59,986 --> 01:08:03,361 You see, I've made it my mission in life to educate those 1369 01:08:03,396 --> 01:08:04,956 the world has left behind. 1370 01:08:06,234 --> 01:08:08,696 You like games, Bobfather? Yeah. 1371 01:08:08,731 --> 01:08:11,127 Welcome to the ultimate game. 1372 01:08:11,162 --> 01:08:12,469 What game? 1373 01:08:12,504 --> 01:08:13,965 The one you are already playing. 1374 01:08:16,541 --> 01:08:20,741 Look, I will suck all of your dicks and eat all of your pussies! 1375 01:08:20,776 --> 01:08:23,315 You don't have to shower! I'll just fucking go right down! 1376 01:08:23,350 --> 01:08:26,285 Let us go home! I'll fuckin' eat a 1377 01:08:28,817 --> 01:08:31,587 God. Dude. 1378 01:08:31,622 --> 01:08:33,985 Do I have, like, a huge rash on my back or somethin'? 1379 01:08:34,020 --> 01:08:35,052 It's fucking killing me. 1380 01:08:37,122 --> 01:08:39,496 Holy shit. What? 1381 01:08:39,531 --> 01:08:42,631 When did you get a giant fucking back tat? 1382 01:08:42,666 --> 01:08:44,864 Fuck you. Seriously? Are you serious? 1383 01:08:44,899 --> 01:08:47,570 It's huge. Dude, I'm telling you. Are you fuckin' with me? 1384 01:08:47,605 --> 01:08:49,165 No, no, no, no. 1385 01:08:49,200 --> 01:08:51,134 It's like a dragon or somethin' with wings 1386 01:08:51,169 --> 01:08:54,478 and it says, Durfy Es Mi Puta. 1387 01:08:54,513 --> 01:08:57,008 What? What does that mean? 1388 01:08:57,043 --> 01:08:59,516 I don't know. Durfy's my friend, I think. 1389 01:08:59,551 --> 01:09:01,716 Yeah. That's probably what it is. 1390 01:09:06,118 --> 01:09:09,152 Is it terrible? Just be honest. 1391 01:09:09,187 --> 01:09:11,154 No, dude, it fuckin' looks good on you, man. 1392 01:09:11,189 --> 01:09:12,958 Really? Yeah. 1393 01:09:12,993 --> 01:09:15,730 Yeah. Dude, you dodged a bullet, as shit-faced as you were. 1394 01:09:15,765 --> 01:09:17,270 You could've got somethin' really ugly. 1395 01:09:17,305 --> 01:09:19,998 That's a sweet tat, bro. It is. 1396 01:09:20,033 --> 01:09:23,001 Doc, you gotta get one. All the guys have gotta get one. 1397 01:09:23,036 --> 01:09:24,904 We gotta get Bob and Bender and Zane. 1398 01:09:24,939 --> 01:09:26,235 Everybody's gonna get one. 1399 01:09:26,270 --> 01:09:27,874 My back isn't as big as yours. 1400 01:09:27,909 --> 01:09:29,843 I don't think it would look right on my back. 1401 01:09:29,878 --> 01:09:31,779 Hey, I'm lookin' for someone. 1402 01:09:31,814 --> 01:09:33,682 I hear you're the man to ask. 1403 01:09:33,717 --> 01:09:35,387 Oh, yeah? Who? 1404 01:09:49,293 --> 01:09:52,195 Henrietta, let's go. Come on, you delicious fuckin' chicken. 1405 01:09:54,133 --> 01:09:55,638 I don't wanna have to carry you. 1406 01:09:55,673 --> 01:09:58,234 Let's go. Come on. Come on, lunch. 1407 01:10:01,107 --> 01:10:03,844 Oh, Bob, is that you? 1408 01:10:10,248 --> 01:10:11,522 Bender, are you okay? 1409 01:10:11,557 --> 01:10:12,688 Where are we? 1410 01:10:18,289 --> 01:10:19,464 We're still high. 1411 01:10:21,292 --> 01:10:23,501 What the fuck is going on? 1412 01:10:23,536 --> 01:10:25,668 Is this you? Is this you and Shelly? What? 1413 01:10:25,703 --> 01:10:28,638 You did all this to fuck with me? What? No! You're trippin'! 1414 01:10:28,673 --> 01:10:30,299 We're both high right now. I know. 1415 01:10:30,334 --> 01:10:32,136 Of course I wouldn't do that. 1416 01:10:32,171 --> 01:10:34,974 Ow! Damn it! Would you chill out? 1417 01:10:35,009 --> 01:10:36,778 Ow. Fuck. Hey. 1418 01:10:36,813 --> 01:10:39,550 There are two of us, and there are, like, a hundred of them. 1419 01:10:39,585 --> 01:10:44,423 Okay, so we just focus on how the hell we get outta here. 1420 01:10:44,458 --> 01:10:47,921 Welcome, Bobfather and Broken Man, 1421 01:10:47,956 --> 01:10:49,923 to my little game. 1422 01:10:49,958 --> 01:10:54,323 You, like so many, have been blind to the truth. 1423 01:10:54,358 --> 01:10:57,997 Blinded by racism, sexism 1424 01:10:58,032 --> 01:11:00,769 and other isms, all of them. 1425 01:11:00,804 --> 01:11:02,672 Oh, come on, Phoenix. I don't have any isms! 1426 01:11:02,707 --> 01:11:04,377 We don't have time for this! 1427 01:11:04,412 --> 01:11:06,940 Please, just let us the fuck out of here! 1428 01:11:08,207 --> 01:11:10,108 I have to use the bathroom. 1429 01:11:10,143 --> 01:11:12,682 I have bad diarrhea. I've gotta go now. Can you open the door? 1430 01:11:12,717 --> 01:11:14,145 I'll go right here. 1431 01:11:14,180 --> 01:11:15,982 He'll do it! No. 1432 01:11:16,017 --> 01:11:17,522 I'm gonna go potty. I'll go right now. Take it easy. 1433 01:11:17,557 --> 01:11:19,722 He'll fuckin' do it! Let us out! 1434 01:11:19,757 --> 01:11:22,395 He will go right there. Don't do it. He'll go right there! 1435 01:11:22,430 --> 01:11:26,124 Trigger warning! Think before you speak. You have 30 minutes. 1436 01:11:26,159 --> 01:11:29,963 Thirty minutes? What do we do for 30 minutes? Can I get a cocktail then? 1437 01:11:29,998 --> 01:11:32,999 No, no, no, no. She said it's a game. We gotta play the game. 1438 01:11:33,034 --> 01:11:35,034 It's what we do, right? 1439 01:11:35,069 --> 01:11:36,409 It's a puzzle. 1440 01:11:36,444 --> 01:11:38,543 Wait, wait, it's an escape room. 1441 01:11:38,578 --> 01:11:41,370 Do you know anything about escape rooms? Uh, no. 1442 01:11:41,405 --> 01:11:43,075 What are you, fuckin' retarded? 1443 01:11:44,716 --> 01:11:46,210 Oh, shit. Is that 'cause I said retarded? 1444 01:11:46,245 --> 01:11:48,311 Would you stop saying that word? 1445 01:11:48,346 --> 01:11:50,181 I know. You can't say that word anymore! 1446 01:11:50,216 --> 01:11:51,457 I know. I'm sorry. Jesus. 1447 01:11:51,492 --> 01:11:52,722 I'm sorry. I didn't mean it. 1448 01:11:52,757 --> 01:11:54,889 I was born in 1976. 1449 01:11:54,924 --> 01:11:57,397 Start lookin' for things. Look for clues, look for anything. 1450 01:12:03,966 --> 01:12:05,405 You see anything? 1451 01:12:09,939 --> 01:12:12,038 I'll repeat your first clue. 1452 01:12:12,073 --> 01:12:16,647 Think before you speak. 1453 01:12:16,682 --> 01:12:18,583 I never do that. Is that even a clue? 1454 01:12:18,618 --> 01:12:20,849 I don't know. Trigger. What has triggers? 1455 01:12:20,884 --> 01:12:23,346 Was he dropped as a baby? I heard that. 1456 01:12:23,381 --> 01:12:24,754 Oh, so-Um 1457 01:12:27,451 --> 01:12:29,660 I think I found what we're lookin' for. Oh! 1458 01:12:29,695 --> 01:12:32,025 Bob, shoot the door. We'll shoot our way out. 1459 01:12:32,060 --> 01:12:34,060 Let me just Wait, what are you doing? 1460 01:12:36,570 --> 01:12:37,470 We did it! 1461 01:12:37,505 --> 01:12:39,263 We did it! We? 1462 01:12:39,298 --> 01:12:42,266 You did it, Bob. Sorry. Yeah, you did it, so you go first. 1463 01:12:42,301 --> 01:12:44,543 Hey. Uh-uh-uh. Go, Bob. 1464 01:12:48,945 --> 01:12:50,142 Whoa. 1465 01:12:54,148 --> 01:12:56,687 Shit! Now what do we do? 1466 01:12:56,722 --> 01:12:58,381 Uh 1467 01:12:58,416 --> 01:12:59,525 I don't know. 1468 01:12:59,560 --> 01:13:00,955 Do we have to find another gun? 1469 01:13:06,930 --> 01:13:10,195 Yeah, I knew it wasn't gonna be that easy. You wanna play? 1470 01:13:10,230 --> 01:13:12,703 Yeah, I wanna play. You wanna play? Let's play! 1471 01:13:23,881 --> 01:13:26,310 No, no, no. Bob, Bob, Bob. Let me do this one. 1472 01:13:26,345 --> 01:13:28,279 What? Let me do this one. Trust me. 1473 01:13:28,314 --> 01:13:31,216 You're a privileged white male. What? You're white. 1474 01:13:31,251 --> 01:13:33,482 Yeah, but, Bob, you're really white. 1475 01:13:35,926 --> 01:13:37,695 Okay. Okay. 1476 01:13:38,995 --> 01:13:40,027 Okay. 1477 01:13:45,463 --> 01:13:47,034 Oh. Look at him. 1478 01:13:53,680 --> 01:13:54,811 Huh. 1479 01:14:01,985 --> 01:14:04,381 Oh. 1480 01:14:05,989 --> 01:14:07,285 Another room. 1481 01:14:07,320 --> 01:14:08,627 All right. 1482 01:14:08,662 --> 01:14:10,486 Wait, no, you go first. Huh? Okay, fine. 1483 01:14:11,324 --> 01:14:13,192 Is it bad? 1484 01:14:13,227 --> 01:14:15,425 Dude, we're gonna need to take a break, man. 1485 01:14:15,460 --> 01:14:18,967 It's hot as shit out here. Every muscle in my body is hurting. 1486 01:14:19,002 --> 01:14:20,771 Fuck, I'm so hungry. 1487 01:14:20,806 --> 01:14:24,841 I could totally crush a sandwich. Yeah. 1488 01:14:24,876 --> 01:14:27,305 Chicken sandwich. Oh, yeah. 1489 01:14:28,913 --> 01:14:30,649 Don't even think about it. What? 1490 01:14:30,684 --> 01:14:32,948 Any chicken sandwich. No particular chicken. 1491 01:14:32,983 --> 01:14:35,621 No. No. No. Get that outta your head. 1492 01:14:35,656 --> 01:14:38,987 Never, ever, ever would I ever even think about doin' anything like that. 1493 01:14:39,022 --> 01:14:40,054 All right. 1494 01:14:42,553 --> 01:14:43,827 I'm thinkin' about it. 1495 01:14:45,028 --> 01:14:46,093 Breaded. 1496 01:14:46,931 --> 01:14:47,996 Deep-fried. 1497 01:14:48,031 --> 01:14:49,393 Spicy. 1498 01:14:49,428 --> 01:14:53,298 This is your final challenge, 1499 01:14:53,333 --> 01:14:54,497 woke warriors. 1500 01:14:55,269 --> 01:14:56,939 Please, sit. 1501 01:14:57,909 --> 01:14:59,205 We got this. 1502 01:15:04,410 --> 01:15:05,684 Oh, my God. 1503 01:15:05,719 --> 01:15:07,653 This is it, Bob. This is where we die. 1504 01:15:07,688 --> 01:15:09,314 A fucking escape room. 1505 01:15:09,349 --> 01:15:11,448 No, we're not gonna die, buddy. Not today, not here. 1506 01:15:15,388 --> 01:15:17,190 Oh. What the fuck? 1507 01:15:17,225 --> 01:15:18,895 Where's the rest of the clown? 1508 01:15:18,930 --> 01:15:21,260 It's time to wake up. 1509 01:15:21,295 --> 01:15:23,768 Things that were funny before are now problematic. 1510 01:15:23,803 --> 01:15:28,135 Now we know that real eyes realize real lies. 1511 01:15:28,170 --> 01:15:29,565 The hell does that mean? 1512 01:15:29,600 --> 01:15:32,073 Real eyes realize real I don't-What? 1513 01:15:32,108 --> 01:15:33,272 Is that a clue? 1514 01:15:33,307 --> 01:15:35,274 I'm sorry, can you repeat that? 1515 01:15:35,309 --> 01:15:37,683 Don't worry about it. Let's just see if you can evolve. 1516 01:15:37,718 --> 01:15:41,016 Evolve? You each get one turn to answer correctly. 1517 01:15:41,051 --> 01:15:42,182 We'll start with you, Bob. 1518 01:15:42,217 --> 01:15:43,513 Come on, Bob. 1519 01:15:43,548 --> 01:15:45,482 What is wrong with this image? 1520 01:15:49,895 --> 01:15:51,862 Bob, you got this. Wha 1521 01:15:51,897 --> 01:15:55,261 That's clearly a man trying to play in the women's league. 1522 01:15:55,296 --> 01:15:57,626 So that's wrong. It's unfair for the other team. 1523 01:15:58,706 --> 01:16:00,167 Shit. Ouch. 1524 01:16:00,939 --> 01:16:02,301 Are you all right? 1525 01:16:04,140 --> 01:16:05,403 The fuck was that? 1526 01:16:05,438 --> 01:16:06,712 Did that hurt? Uh-huh. 1527 01:16:06,747 --> 01:16:09,605 Okay, Broken Man. Your turn. 1528 01:16:11,147 --> 01:16:15,050 Uh, that guy's dick is about to fall out of his shorts, 1529 01:16:15,085 --> 01:16:16,755 and nobody wants to see that, that's gross. 1530 01:16:16,790 --> 01:16:17,954 Right. Did I win? 1531 01:16:17,989 --> 01:16:19,054 Almost, but no. 1532 01:16:20,420 --> 01:16:23,421 Fuck, that hurts! Ow. You okay? 1533 01:16:23,456 --> 01:16:28,866 The correct answer is that the outfits these female athletes are forced to wear 1534 01:16:28,901 --> 01:16:31,000 over-sexualize them. Come on. 1535 01:16:31,035 --> 01:16:33,233 That's what's wrong with this photo? 1536 01:16:33,268 --> 01:16:36,709 Which photo accurately depicts feminism? 1537 01:16:37,844 --> 01:16:39,437 Uh Come on, Bob. 1538 01:16:39,472 --> 01:16:41,747 Uh Come on. 1539 01:16:41,782 --> 01:16:43,012 Number two. 1540 01:16:44,312 --> 01:16:47,313 Embracing her feminine form. 1541 01:16:47,348 --> 01:16:49,986 And 1542 01:16:51,517 --> 01:16:53,616 You all right? 1543 01:16:53,651 --> 01:16:55,354 It's the first one, right? 1544 01:16:55,389 --> 01:16:58,126 The chick with the body hair turned her armpits into vaginas 1545 01:16:58,161 --> 01:16:59,864 to give her more powers as a woman! 1546 01:16:59,899 --> 01:17:02,097 No, no. Ow! 1547 01:17:02,132 --> 01:17:04,165 Yeah, you kinda deserved that one. 1548 01:17:04,200 --> 01:17:07,432 Wrong. They are both examples of what feminism can look like. 1549 01:17:07,467 --> 01:17:08,774 So we were both right! 1550 01:17:08,809 --> 01:17:10,875 No. Both wrong. 1551 01:17:10,910 --> 01:17:13,636 Next one. What is wrong with this image? 1552 01:17:14,639 --> 01:17:16,012 Uh 1553 01:17:17,444 --> 01:17:21,215 Gender reveal parties are bad for the environment. 1554 01:17:22,317 --> 01:17:24,889 Turtles and baby seals and shit will eat that. 1555 01:17:24,924 --> 01:17:27,826 Yeah, that's good. You shouldn't brag about having kids online 1556 01:17:27,861 --> 01:17:29,355 because some people can't have kids. 1557 01:17:29,390 --> 01:17:30,829 Yes. Yes. 1558 01:17:30,864 --> 01:17:31,962 Oh, my God! 1559 01:17:31,997 --> 01:17:33,458 Come on. Oh! 1560 01:17:36,430 --> 01:17:38,232 Ow! 1561 01:17:38,267 --> 01:17:39,332 Three? 1562 01:17:40,236 --> 01:17:42,038 Oh, my God. Three? 1563 01:17:45,373 --> 01:17:47,879 Okay, all right. Here it is. We're gettin' out of here. 1564 01:17:47,914 --> 01:17:52,477 The parents, they shouldn't decide their boy or girlness, 1565 01:17:52,512 --> 01:17:53,819 or whatever it's called, 1566 01:17:53,854 --> 01:17:56,987 the gender re-re ration, or whatever. 1567 01:17:57,022 --> 01:17:59,220 The kids should decide their own gender. 1568 01:17:59,255 --> 01:18:01,090 What? Nah. 1569 01:18:01,125 --> 01:18:03,752 Uh, actually, that was right. My bad. 1570 01:18:03,787 --> 01:18:05,490 Yeah, I know I was right! 1571 01:18:05,525 --> 01:18:07,723 You don't cancel me, I cancel you! 1572 01:18:08,836 --> 01:18:11,595 Again! Again! 1573 01:18:11,630 --> 01:18:14,268 Again! Oh! 1574 01:18:14,303 --> 01:18:16,567 I love you, man. I'm not afraid of you! 1575 01:18:16,602 --> 01:18:18,041 That was amazing. 1576 01:18:21,805 --> 01:18:23,376 So, are we done? 1577 01:18:26,315 --> 01:18:28,788 Come on! 1578 01:18:31,925 --> 01:18:33,991 Thank you. 1579 01:18:34,026 --> 01:18:36,752 Now take off the straps. We won. Let us go. 1580 01:18:42,727 --> 01:18:43,935 You didn't win. 1581 01:18:45,334 --> 01:18:46,872 No, we did win. 1582 01:18:46,907 --> 01:18:48,940 We beat the clock. We beat the game. We won. 1583 01:18:48,975 --> 01:18:50,667 You didn't simply win. 1584 01:18:51,769 --> 01:18:53,406 You learned, didn't you? 1585 01:18:53,441 --> 01:18:55,881 Yeah, sure, whatever. Let us go. 1586 01:18:55,916 --> 01:19:01,348 You see, I've always had terrible taste in men, Bob. 1587 01:19:01,383 --> 01:19:03,449 No matter how evolved I've become, 1588 01:19:03,484 --> 01:19:05,517 no matter how peaceful the community I built was, 1589 01:19:05,552 --> 01:19:08,256 I couldn't help but be attracted to men who are less than perfect, 1590 01:19:08,291 --> 01:19:09,818 less than empathetic, 1591 01:19:09,853 --> 01:19:11,930 less than woke. Ugh. 1592 01:19:11,965 --> 01:19:14,262 Men like you, Bob. Ah. 1593 01:19:14,297 --> 01:19:16,429 I always thought I could change them, 1594 01:19:16,464 --> 01:19:17,793 as I have changed. 1595 01:19:18,532 --> 01:19:20,631 Reborn like the phoenix. 1596 01:19:22,833 --> 01:19:26,208 Tell me, have I changed you, Bob? 1597 01:19:27,838 --> 01:19:30,212 Yeah, I'm not sure I'm the one that has the issues here, 1598 01:19:30,247 --> 01:19:31,840 but yeah, I have, uh 1599 01:19:31,875 --> 01:19:33,347 I've changed. I'm way different. Can we go? 1600 01:19:33,382 --> 01:19:34,381 No. 1601 01:19:36,352 --> 01:19:39,155 You like to play games, isn't that right, Bobfather? 1602 01:19:39,190 --> 01:19:40,387 Yeah, I do. 1603 01:19:41,654 --> 01:19:43,225 And in my heart of hearts, 1604 01:19:44,063 --> 01:19:46,096 I like them too. 1605 01:19:46,131 --> 01:19:47,790 Now, come on. 1606 01:19:47,825 --> 01:19:49,033 Do it for me. 1607 01:19:50,938 --> 01:19:51,904 Ick. 1608 01:19:55,008 --> 01:19:56,040 Ugh. 1609 01:19:56,075 --> 01:19:57,800 Ugh. 1610 01:19:57,835 --> 01:20:02,277 Up until this point, we've played children's games. 1611 01:20:02,312 --> 01:20:04,510 It's now time to play something real. 1612 01:20:05,744 --> 01:20:07,150 Something with stakes. 1613 01:20:07,185 --> 01:20:08,481 What is that supposed to mean? 1614 01:20:08,516 --> 01:20:09,812 Russian roulette. Oh, my God. 1615 01:20:09,847 --> 01:20:11,649 Holy shit. 1616 01:20:11,684 --> 01:20:13,926 A game originated with a czarist. Put the fucking gun away. 1617 01:20:13,961 --> 01:20:19,492 It was a game intended as the ultimate test of bravery and will. 1618 01:20:19,527 --> 01:20:22,198 Oh, my God. You are out of your mind. Let's find out, shall we? 1619 01:20:22,233 --> 01:20:24,266 No! Don't do it! Do it! 1620 01:20:24,301 --> 01:20:25,300 Don't do it! Do it! 1621 01:20:25,335 --> 01:20:27,203 Oh! Oh, my God. 1622 01:20:28,404 --> 01:20:29,975 Oh, it's better than any drug. 1623 01:20:30,010 --> 01:20:32,406 Better than sex. Now, you do it. 1624 01:20:32,441 --> 01:20:34,045 No. Yes. 1625 01:20:34,080 --> 01:20:35,574 No, I'm not gonna do that. I am not gonna do that. 1626 01:20:35,609 --> 01:20:37,246 Live, Bob, and you and I can have a life together. 1627 01:20:37,281 --> 01:20:39,314 I don't even know you! But you do! 1628 01:20:39,349 --> 01:20:42,548 The Japanese samurai lived life by the Bushido, the way of the warrior, 1629 01:20:42,583 --> 01:20:45,023 which taught one the way of dying or living as though one was already dead. 1630 01:20:45,058 --> 01:20:48,554 Give me that thing! You think I won't do it? Huh? 1631 01:20:48,589 --> 01:20:50,787 Bob, what are you doing? I'm not afraid of you. 1632 01:20:50,822 --> 01:20:54,395 You want me to do it? How about here? What's the best way to do this? 1633 01:20:54,430 --> 01:20:56,496 Bob, put the gun down. Is it there? Is it right in there? 1634 01:20:56,531 --> 01:20:58,531 Bob, what the fuck are you doing? 1635 01:20:58,566 --> 01:21:01,138 You think I won't do it? You think I won't do it? 1636 01:21:01,173 --> 01:21:02,667 Of course I'm not gonna do it. 1637 01:21:02,702 --> 01:21:05,538 My toe! 1638 01:21:05,573 --> 01:21:07,111 Goddamn it! 1639 01:21:07,146 --> 01:21:08,706 Oh! Oh, my toe! 1640 01:21:08,741 --> 01:21:10,983 Ugh! Somebody find my toe! 1641 01:21:11,018 --> 01:21:12,380 Where's my toe? 1642 01:21:12,415 --> 01:21:14,283 Let's go. Come on. 1643 01:21:14,318 --> 01:21:16,813 Bob, get me out. Get me out. Now's the time to go. 1644 01:21:17,717 --> 01:21:19,354 Where is it? Where? 1645 01:21:19,389 --> 01:21:21,587 Come on. Come on. Where is it? 1646 01:21:24,493 --> 01:21:26,196 Oh, shit. 1647 01:21:26,231 --> 01:21:28,066 Here's your friend. Go. Now. 1648 01:21:28,101 --> 01:21:29,595 Thank you. Thank you. Yeah, okay, thanks. 1649 01:21:30,796 --> 01:21:32,268 My bros. 1650 01:21:37,671 --> 01:21:39,143 Where 1651 01:21:40,839 --> 01:21:42,740 Find the toe. 1652 01:21:42,775 --> 01:21:45,809 Where's my toe? Find my toe right now! Find my toe! 1653 01:21:49,353 --> 01:21:52,486 No! 1654 01:21:52,521 --> 01:21:55,093 You take this one. 1655 01:21:55,128 --> 01:21:56,523 Okay. Come on, go, go, go. 1656 01:21:56,558 --> 01:21:58,657 Yeah. Bye, weirdos! 1657 01:21:58,692 --> 01:22:02,133 Come on. We need to find those guys and get to Celia's. Let's go. 1658 01:22:04,434 --> 01:22:05,796 Oh. 1659 01:22:05,831 --> 01:22:07,171 I can't believe I'm doin' this. 1660 01:22:09,274 --> 01:22:11,901 This is the hardest thing I ever had to eat. 1661 01:22:16,875 --> 01:22:19,975 Here's a good girl. Yeah, such a good girl. 1662 01:22:20,010 --> 01:22:21,911 I would never eat you, Henny. 1663 01:22:21,946 --> 01:22:24,353 Shelly might, but I would never eat you. Yeah. 1664 01:22:29,052 --> 01:22:30,392 You know 1665 01:22:32,726 --> 01:22:36,024 I thought eating skunk would be disgusting. 1666 01:22:36,059 --> 01:22:38,664 Turns out I'm right. This is fucking gross. 1667 01:22:38,699 --> 01:22:39,962 Tastes like ass. 1668 01:22:39,997 --> 01:22:43,273 Boy, I think that's the scent sac. 1669 01:22:44,969 --> 01:22:46,276 Ugh. 1670 01:22:52,581 --> 01:22:58,156 She thinks the stars Just might align In time for love 1671 01:22:58,191 --> 01:22:59,850 Set it up. Set it up. 1672 01:22:59,885 --> 01:23:01,049 Hey, kids! 1673 01:23:01,084 --> 01:23:03,095 seem to awaken from 1674 01:23:03,130 --> 01:23:06,021 I keep holdin' on 1675 01:23:06,056 --> 01:23:07,726 'Cause I want it all 1676 01:23:07,761 --> 01:23:09,563 Hey. 1677 01:23:09,598 --> 01:23:12,830 Do you know a woman named Celia? I don't know her last name. 1678 01:23:12,865 --> 01:23:14,271 Where she lives? 1679 01:23:15,670 --> 01:23:17,406 Over there? All right, thank you. Come on. 1680 01:23:17,441 --> 01:23:19,001 Bye, weirdos. Don't do drugs. 1681 01:23:21,214 --> 01:23:23,874 Ooh, cool place. Oh, my God, chicken! 1682 01:23:26,043 --> 01:23:27,152 Doc! 1683 01:23:27,187 --> 01:23:28,879 Shelly! Shelly! 1684 01:23:30,883 --> 01:23:32,652 Yo! Hey! Oh, my God. 1685 01:23:32,687 --> 01:23:33,917 Yes! 1686 01:23:33,952 --> 01:23:35,391 Yeah! You're alive! 1687 01:23:35,426 --> 01:23:37,690 Oh, my God! I thought you guys were dead. 1688 01:23:37,725 --> 01:23:40,825 Dude, we almost did die. We got kidnapped by a cult, and Bob shot the cult leader. 1689 01:23:40,860 --> 01:23:42,563 I accidentally shot somebody. She deserved it. 1690 01:23:42,598 --> 01:23:44,730 Where were you? We ended up at a whorehouse. 1691 01:23:44,765 --> 01:23:46,402 What-That's Fuckin' lucky! 1692 01:23:46,437 --> 01:23:48,668 No, it wasn't lucky, dude. It was bad. 1693 01:23:48,703 --> 01:23:51,770 Where's Shelly? We ate some bad skunk. He's shittin' his brains out. 1694 01:23:51,805 --> 01:23:52,870 Shelly! 1695 01:23:57,415 --> 01:23:59,943 Oh, God. Shell. 1696 01:24:01,320 --> 01:24:02,517 Celia. 1697 01:24:03,421 --> 01:24:04,783 Hey. 1698 01:24:04,818 --> 01:24:06,719 Been a while. Yeah. 1699 01:24:07,953 --> 01:24:10,294 You have no idea how happy we are to see you. 1700 01:24:10,329 --> 01:24:11,724 Yeah. 1701 01:24:11,759 --> 01:24:12,857 Where's Durfy? 1702 01:24:14,630 --> 01:24:16,124 Uh 1703 01:24:16,159 --> 01:24:18,236 Can we come in for a minute? Of course. 1704 01:24:18,271 --> 01:24:20,766 But, forewarning, it really smells in here, and it's not me. 1705 01:24:20,801 --> 01:24:22,603 I should have eaten the chicken. 1706 01:24:36,586 --> 01:24:39,015 He talked about you for years. 1707 01:24:39,050 --> 01:24:42,293 And we all felt that it was right that 1708 01:24:42,328 --> 01:24:45,362 Well, we track you down and let you know what happened. 1709 01:24:47,564 --> 01:24:48,893 I loved him. 1710 01:24:51,337 --> 01:24:53,502 And I often thought about trying to find him, 1711 01:24:53,537 --> 01:24:55,636 but I didn't know he felt the same way. 1712 01:24:55,671 --> 01:24:58,804 I didn't know where to start. I didn't even know his whole name. 1713 01:24:58,839 --> 01:25:01,477 Murphy John Durfy Junior. 1714 01:25:03,877 --> 01:25:05,646 His name was Murphy Durfy? 1715 01:25:05,681 --> 01:25:07,615 Yeah. Yeah, weird, right? 1716 01:25:09,322 --> 01:25:10,486 Shelly, let's go, bud! 1717 01:25:10,521 --> 01:25:12,114 Wrap it up! It's gross! 1718 01:25:13,953 --> 01:25:18,329 All I know is after our summer together, my life changed forever. 1719 01:25:20,828 --> 01:25:23,268 I should tell you that That's it, end of the road. 1720 01:25:23,303 --> 01:25:24,665 It's Jack. Time's up. 1721 01:25:24,700 --> 01:25:26,337 Oh, shit. Oh, my God. 1722 01:25:26,372 --> 01:25:28,669 Oh, my God. It's Durfy's brother. 1723 01:25:28,704 --> 01:25:31,507 All right, assholes. Get out here and give me my brother! 1724 01:25:31,542 --> 01:25:33,806 Jack. Jack, hold on one second. 1725 01:25:33,841 --> 01:25:36,072 I don't know what you're doin' in this shit town, and I don't care. 1726 01:25:36,107 --> 01:25:38,877 I tracked you fuckheads down, and I'm done. 1727 01:25:38,912 --> 01:25:40,175 I'm done! 1728 01:25:41,244 --> 01:25:42,551 Give me the urn. 1729 01:25:42,586 --> 01:25:44,454 We cared about him. We loved Durfy too. 1730 01:25:44,489 --> 01:25:46,181 We've gone through hell together. He was one of our boys. 1731 01:25:46,216 --> 01:25:48,491 Shut the fuck up, guys, and give me the urn! 1732 01:25:48,526 --> 01:25:52,121 Mama, is everything okay here? 1733 01:25:52,156 --> 01:25:54,189 Yeah, it's okay, Jennifer. 1734 01:25:54,224 --> 01:25:57,159 These are friends. They knew your father. 1735 01:25:58,767 --> 01:26:00,030 What? Really? 1736 01:26:03,101 --> 01:26:04,705 What do you mean, knew him? 1737 01:26:05,510 --> 01:26:07,840 I'm so sorry, my love. 1738 01:26:07,875 --> 01:26:09,578 They actually tracked us down here 1739 01:26:09,613 --> 01:26:12,108 to give us some very sad news about your father. 1740 01:26:17,687 --> 01:26:21,051 I'm sorry, what, um what's happening? 1741 01:26:21,086 --> 01:26:24,692 Jack, he described you so clearly. I remember it even now. 1742 01:26:24,727 --> 01:26:28,498 The intensity, the protectiveness. 1743 01:26:28,533 --> 01:26:31,193 He said you were a very good brother. Really? 1744 01:26:31,228 --> 01:26:32,865 I made up that last part. 1745 01:26:32,900 --> 01:26:35,065 You know, I only spent a very short time with Durfy, 1746 01:26:35,100 --> 01:26:38,068 but it was full of so much passion and love, 1747 01:26:38,103 --> 01:26:41,203 and I will always be so grateful 1748 01:26:41,238 --> 01:26:43,513 for his giving me such a wonderful daughter. 1749 01:26:45,242 --> 01:26:48,078 And I'm grateful to his friends for coming here. 1750 01:26:50,951 --> 01:26:52,555 You look just like him. 1751 01:26:54,790 --> 01:26:56,251 She looks just like him. 1752 01:26:58,497 --> 01:26:59,562 Yeah. 1753 01:27:09,607 --> 01:27:11,343 He was the best of us. 1754 01:27:17,450 --> 01:27:19,615 You know, I think he should stay with you. 1755 01:27:22,015 --> 01:27:24,147 And then when the time's right, maybe we could 1756 01:27:25,051 --> 01:27:26,886 Well, spread his ashes together. 1757 01:27:27,955 --> 01:27:29,427 I think he'd like that. 1758 01:27:31,255 --> 01:27:32,958 Thank you, Uncle Jack. 1759 01:27:32,993 --> 01:27:37,094 When everything around me Starts to fall 1760 01:27:37,800 --> 01:27:38,832 Oh, my God. 1761 01:27:39,538 --> 01:27:40,471 Oh, my God. 1762 01:27:41,507 --> 01:27:43,166 Shit. 1763 01:27:43,201 --> 01:27:44,772 We're all Just a little bit broken 1764 01:27:47,843 --> 01:27:50,613 Oh, Durfy, you're free! 1765 01:27:53,684 --> 01:27:55,981 Hey! Dust in the wind! 1766 01:27:56,016 --> 01:27:58,181 I can taste him! I can taste Durfy! 1767 01:27:58,216 --> 01:28:01,888 Sorry, guys. I've been up there shittin' skunk for, like, 40 minutes. 1768 01:28:01,923 --> 01:28:03,989 Durfy would have wanted it this way! 1769 01:28:04,024 --> 01:28:06,893 You guys dropped Durfy? 1770 01:28:06,928 --> 01:28:08,257 Yeah. 1771 01:28:13,396 --> 01:28:15,506 A little work 1772 01:28:17,840 --> 01:28:19,037 Yeah! 1773 01:28:20,337 --> 01:28:22,205 A little 1774 01:28:22,240 --> 01:28:23,580 Yeah! 1775 01:28:23,615 --> 01:28:25,549 To pick up that check 1776 01:28:25,584 --> 01:28:28,882 He bounced and left It was over, never came back 1777 01:28:28,917 --> 01:28:32,017 Had a lot of questions 'Bout Daddy after he left 1778 01:28:32,052 --> 01:28:35,988 Now it's just Mama And them kids, and she said 1779 01:28:36,023 --> 01:28:37,528 I'll hold it down Don't you worry 1780 01:28:37,563 --> 01:28:39,497 We'll find a way 1781 01:28:39,532 --> 01:28:42,566 No matter how, I'll make sure The bills get paid 1782 01:28:42,601 --> 01:28:46,328 She gave it all and thank God Their mouths got fed 1783 01:28:46,363 --> 01:28:48,671 She prayed The cycle would end 1784 01:28:48,706 --> 01:28:54,006 When everything around us Starts to fall 1785 01:28:54,041 --> 01:28:57,515 We rise up again To the call 1786 01:28:57,550 --> 01:29:01,409 We're all just A little bit broken 1787 01:29:01,444 --> 01:29:04,346 Yeah 1788 01:29:04,381 --> 01:29:08,350 We're all just A little bit hurt 1789 01:29:08,385 --> 01:29:11,287 Yeah 1790 01:29:11,322 --> 01:29:15,258 We've all got wounds Half open 1791 01:29:15,293 --> 01:29:18,228 Yeah 1792 01:29:18,263 --> 01:29:22,903 We all can use 1793 01:29:22,938 --> 01:29:24,707 A little work 1794 01:29:29,879 --> 01:29:31,780 A little work 1795 01:29:36,820 --> 01:29:39,348 A little 1796 01:29:39,383 --> 01:29:42,890 Sometimes when you feel Like you need it 1797 01:29:42,925 --> 01:29:46,322 They send in the medic, whoa 1798 01:29:46,357 --> 01:29:49,798 But if it's your soul That is bleeding 1799 01:29:49,833 --> 01:29:53,461 That slow drip Won't help it, no 1800 01:29:53,496 --> 01:29:56,871 It's time to get up To the front of the line 1801 01:29:56,906 --> 01:30:00,204 They cut to the battle And straight for the mind 1802 01:30:00,239 --> 01:30:02,140 Well, well, well, well 1803 01:30:02,175 --> 01:30:03,911 There's nothing That's holding you down 1804 01:30:03,946 --> 01:30:05,814 Stuck on the ground Far from the ground 1805 01:30:05,849 --> 01:30:10,555 'Cause you are a warrior More than you know 1806 01:30:10,590 --> 01:30:14,449 We're all just A little bit broken 1807 01:30:14,484 --> 01:30:17,221 Yeah 1808 01:30:17,256 --> 01:30:21,929 We all can use 1809 01:30:21,964 --> 01:30:24,162 A little work 1810 01:30:28,971 --> 01:30:30,971 A little 1811 01:30:34,471 --> 01:30:37,208 How are my tits in this? Do I look good? 1812 01:30:37,243 --> 01:30:40,079 Dude, yeah. They're voluptuous. Thanks. 1813 01:30:40,114 --> 01:30:42,312 What are you talking about, guv'nah? 1814 01:30:42,347 --> 01:30:43,786 Now, see here 1815 01:30:46,890 --> 01:30:48,450 What are you talking about? 1816 01:30:52,093 --> 01:30:54,159 That's that girl he never stopped talkin' about. 1817 01:30:56,163 --> 01:30:58,603 Yeah. Hey, you know what? Maybe we should 1818 01:31:00,970 --> 01:31:02,970 You should probably have this. 1819 01:31:03,005 --> 01:31:05,709 Ah. Is it a picture of your smelly old penis? 1820 01:31:06,437 --> 01:31:08,041 Stop it. 1821 01:31:09,044 --> 01:31:10,846 Can I hit him? Smack him. 1822 01:31:10,881 --> 01:31:13,079 Swollen Tick and Beef Chimi? 1823 01:31:15,754 --> 01:31:17,754 Swollen Tick and Beef Chimi? 1824 01:31:20,891 --> 01:31:22,726 Swollen Tick and Beef Chimi. 1825 01:31:22,761 --> 01:31:24,387 The fake doctor and the guy that looks like 1826 01:31:24,422 --> 01:31:26,224 Come on. 1827 01:31:26,259 --> 01:31:28,490 If I do go to prison, I'm gonna be the belle of the ball, 1828 01:31:28,525 --> 01:31:29,964 so eat my shit! 1829 01:31:31,770 --> 01:31:33,638 Let me take that again. 1830 01:31:33,673 --> 01:31:36,300 Sorry, that was insane. 1831 01:31:36,335 --> 01:31:38,302 We ate some bad skunk. 1832 01:31:38,337 --> 01:31:40,469 He's in there blowin' up the bathroom. Wait, one more time. 1833 01:31:40,504 --> 01:31:43,780 We ate some bad skunk. He's inside Ah, fuck, what is it? 1834 01:31:43,815 --> 01:31:45,848 Shittin' his brains out. Shittin' his brains out. 1835 01:31:45,883 --> 01:31:50,083 Never would I ever do anything to this bird. 1836 01:31:50,118 --> 01:31:52,382 Get over here. 1837 01:31:52,417 --> 01:31:57,222 So, I've had seven Bloody Marys, and I'm feeling very different. 1838 01:31:57,257 --> 01:31:58,630 Very different. 1839 01:31:58,665 --> 01:32:00,390 Come on. 1840 01:32:00,425 --> 01:32:01,457 Seven? 1841 01:32:02,526 --> 01:32:05,868 One after one, by the star-dogged moon, 1842 01:32:05,903 --> 01:32:08,398 too quick for groan or sigh. 1843 01:32:08,433 --> 01:32:10,235 I tracked you fuckheads down. 1844 01:32:10,270 --> 01:32:12,567 You're standing right in front of my fuckin' camera. 1845 01:32:12,602 --> 01:32:14,239 Bob. 1846 01:32:14,274 --> 01:32:16,175 Are you still high? I'm still high. 1847 01:32:18,146 --> 01:32:19,607 Were you in Transformers? 1848 01:32:22,249 --> 01:32:24,282 Come on, Jack. We only encouraged him to do 1849 01:32:24,317 --> 01:32:25,690 Goddamn it, sorry. 1850 01:32:26,957 --> 01:32:28,759 Acting. It's so fun. 1851 01:32:29,355 --> 01:32:30,420 Okay, bye. 1852 01:32:31,929 --> 01:32:33,423 Okay, bye. 1853 01:32:33,458 --> 01:32:34,864 Okay, bye. Okay, bye. 1854 01:32:34,899 --> 01:32:36,866 Okay, bye. Okay, bye. 1855 01:32:36,901 --> 01:32:38,593 Okay, bye. Okay, bye. 1856 01:32:38,628 --> 01:32:40,232 Whitley, say bye. 1857 01:32:42,973 --> 01:32:44,808 Okay. Bye.