1 00:00:14,480 --> 00:00:15,920 I couldn't believe I did it. 2 00:00:17,200 --> 00:00:20,080 Was it a moment of madness or an attempt at self-destruction? 3 00:00:20,680 --> 00:00:21,640 I wasn't sure. 4 00:00:22,680 --> 00:00:26,080 I tried to unfriend her many times, But I always stopped myself. 5 00:00:27,080 --> 00:00:31,640 She is sick and misunderstood. There are two sides to every story. 6 00:00:32,640 --> 00:00:36,200 If one lives a life that is not worth living, Can anyone ruin it at all? 7 00:00:39,440 --> 00:00:41,600 Then the comments started on all my photos... 8 00:00:41,600 --> 00:00:42,520 "Martha commented on you." 9 00:00:42,520 --> 00:00:44,920 ...and some of it has been since I first opened the account. 10 00:00:44,920 --> 00:00:47,680 Jealous comments on my photos With my ex-girlfriend, Kelly. 11 00:00:48,280 --> 00:00:51,520 In addition to strange comments describing my every move. 12 00:00:51,520 --> 00:00:52,680 "A thirsty deer" 13 00:00:53,800 --> 00:00:54,840 "sporting gazelle" 14 00:00:55,960 --> 00:00:57,200 "Merry deer" 15 00:00:57,200 --> 00:00:59,000 "Happy deer" 16 00:01:08,760 --> 00:01:09,680 (Martha Scott) 17 00:01:13,120 --> 00:01:14,200 {\an8}"Are you there?" 18 00:01:16,440 --> 00:01:18,000 {\an8}“Tonight was romantic, my gazelle!” 19 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:19,920 {\an8}“Are we officially lovers then?” 20 00:01:25,560 --> 00:01:28,920 {\an8}"Martha, it wasn't a date, it was" 21 00:01:36,320 --> 00:01:37,640 "Were you writing? Why did you stop?" 22 00:01:39,440 --> 00:01:40,920 "Is there another woman?" 23 00:01:42,720 --> 00:01:44,560 “Ghazali, is there another woman?” 24 00:01:48,200 --> 00:01:50,680 “You did not answer the question, my spoiled gazelle.” 25 00:01:50,680 --> 00:01:53,520 "Sent from iPhone" 26 00:01:53,520 --> 00:01:55,640 "My spoiled gazelle" 27 00:02:00,760 --> 00:02:03,880 Whatever you do, it works, Tony. 28 00:02:08,240 --> 00:02:09,280 What do you mean? 29 00:02:09,280 --> 00:02:10,440 Just saying 30 00:02:11,200 --> 00:02:12,600 We have met six times now. 31 00:02:12,600 --> 00:02:14,920 All you do is tell jokes And then you leave early. 32 00:02:16,040 --> 00:02:17,480 Any girl would have felt insulted, 33 00:02:17,480 --> 00:02:19,480 But I hate that this behavior captivates me. 34 00:02:19,480 --> 00:02:20,720 I like to take things slowly. 35 00:02:20,720 --> 00:02:22,400 I'm a gentleman in this regard. 36 00:02:23,120 --> 00:02:26,160 Don't take me to the subway, And never talk to me about your life. 37 00:02:26,160 --> 00:02:27,840 You do not have a Facebook account. 38 00:02:27,840 --> 00:02:29,520 I don't know if I'm being honest 39 00:02:29,520 --> 00:02:32,560 Or one day I will be the focus of a podcast About real crimes. 40 00:02:34,480 --> 00:02:37,000 What do you want to know? 41 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:44,360 Tell me why you always insist On coming here. 42 00:02:44,360 --> 00:02:46,640 For many reasons. The atmosphere is great. 43 00:02:46,640 --> 00:02:49,000 Yes, one can always tell a good bar 44 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:51,840 The number of people they read The Financial Times newspaper there. 45 00:02:53,440 --> 00:02:56,720 It's dark in here. I don't Just looking closely at you throughout the evening. 46 00:02:56,720 --> 00:02:59,520 Don't look at me too closely then. Let your eyes become cloudy. 47 00:02:59,520 --> 00:03:01,680 I perform well when I'm invisible. 48 00:03:04,880 --> 00:03:05,840 You are very strange. 49 00:03:07,400 --> 00:03:09,320 - Really? - It's okay. I love weirdness. 50 00:03:09,880 --> 00:03:13,040 We're all weird to varying degrees, aren't we? We pretend to be human. 51 00:03:13,040 --> 00:03:15,720 That's a good phrase. I will use it. 52 00:03:17,640 --> 00:03:20,600 Because the philosophy suits construction sites, Isn't that right, Tony? 53 00:03:25,640 --> 00:03:28,640 I met Terry By registering on a transgender dating site. 54 00:03:28,640 --> 00:03:31,080 And I changed my name from "Donnie" to "Tony." 55 00:03:31,080 --> 00:03:35,360 And I made up a job And a complete personality with the goal of keeping myself hidden. 56 00:03:36,880 --> 00:03:38,160 I hated myself for doing that, 57 00:03:38,800 --> 00:03:41,000 {\an8}But I couldn't bear the thought of anyone finding out. 58 00:03:43,040 --> 00:03:44,800 I never expected to fall in love. 59 00:03:47,840 --> 00:03:49,240 - Hello. - Hello. 60 00:03:49,760 --> 00:03:52,440 It was great. Bold, smart and not shy. 61 00:03:52,440 --> 00:03:53,560 Everything that was not in me. 62 00:03:54,040 --> 00:03:56,600 She's a psychotherapist I moved to London six years ago 63 00:03:56,600 --> 00:03:58,520 It now operates in the heart of the city. 64 00:04:00,560 --> 00:04:03,840 The more we laugh and talk the more We stayed up until the morning, 65 00:04:03,840 --> 00:04:05,320 My love for her grew more and more. 66 00:04:06,160 --> 00:04:07,560 A person realizes the validity of his feelings 67 00:04:07,560 --> 00:04:10,440 When he feels that tingling behind his eyes When he talks to someone he loves. 68 00:04:11,920 --> 00:04:14,840 But then I was thinking about what might happen If I run into someone I know 69 00:04:14,840 --> 00:04:16,760 From the bar or from the comedy business, 70 00:04:16,760 --> 00:04:19,480 And he can distinguish in some way I'm dating a transgender woman, 71 00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:22,640 I could never get over my ridiculous feeling of shame. 72 00:04:24,240 --> 00:04:26,120 So regarding external meetings, 73 00:04:26,120 --> 00:04:29,600 I kept our appointments In a dark bar on the outskirts of town. 74 00:04:30,760 --> 00:04:31,600 Okay 75 00:04:32,800 --> 00:04:33,640 Hey Tony. 76 00:04:35,080 --> 00:04:36,520 Are you going to say something? 77 00:04:38,160 --> 00:04:39,880 I've always wanted to tell her about Tony, 78 00:04:40,400 --> 00:04:43,920 But the more I fell in love with her, I found myself putting it off even more. 79 00:04:44,440 --> 00:04:46,280 “Why didn't you answer the question? 80 00:04:46,280 --> 00:04:49,240 "Sent from iPhone" 81 00:04:55,680 --> 00:04:58,960 Terry - Nice to see you last night. Shall we meet in the same place on Friday? 82 00:04:58,960 --> 00:05:00,920 Here he is. My darling Frankie. 83 00:05:02,200 --> 00:05:03,160 "Martha." 84 00:05:06,360 --> 00:05:07,280 - Hello. - Honestly. 85 00:05:07,800 --> 00:05:10,760 Where were you last night? You have to tell me if you're going to miss work. 86 00:05:11,480 --> 00:05:14,440 I kept thinking you might be floating On the surface of that canal, dead. 87 00:05:14,440 --> 00:05:16,680 The canal you pass on your way to the bus. 88 00:05:17,440 --> 00:05:21,600 That road is full of all kinds of idiots. Addicts and thieves. All shapes. 89 00:05:22,080 --> 00:05:22,960 And Asians. 90 00:05:23,840 --> 00:05:24,800 You must be careful. 91 00:05:26,560 --> 00:05:29,560 Oh my goodness, I loved your page On Facebook, by the way. 92 00:05:30,680 --> 00:05:33,440 But I'm not sure about promiscuous women The ones you surround yourself with. 93 00:05:33,440 --> 00:05:35,200 Specifically, Kelly Lee. 94 00:05:35,200 --> 00:05:37,160 The way she always hugs you, 95 00:05:37,160 --> 00:05:39,040 And put her nose into your affairs. 96 00:05:40,320 --> 00:05:42,080 I mean, how desperate can a girl be? 97 00:05:43,440 --> 00:05:44,480 Can you imagine that? 98 00:05:46,240 --> 00:05:47,400 Who are you messaging then? 99 00:05:49,360 --> 00:05:51,680 - Excuse me? - That wasn't Kelly, right? 100 00:05:51,680 --> 00:05:54,480 No. And Kelly's just an old friend If you want to know. 101 00:05:54,480 --> 00:05:56,240 Men cannot be friends with women. 102 00:05:58,760 --> 00:05:59,600 Shall I fuck her? 103 00:06:00,320 --> 00:06:03,240 What? No, Martha, I'm not fucking her. Could you forget about it, please? 104 00:06:04,240 --> 00:06:06,400 Oh my God. Sorry, Ghazali. 105 00:06:07,080 --> 00:06:09,520 I'm insufferable, I know that. I lost control of myself. 106 00:06:10,800 --> 00:06:12,280 I just can't stand the competition. 107 00:06:12,920 --> 00:06:14,360 It brings out the worst in me. 108 00:06:15,560 --> 00:06:16,440 How so? 109 00:06:16,440 --> 00:06:17,520 In many ways. 110 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:23,120 I find myself accessing the Internet Trying to find out everything about my competition. 111 00:06:25,480 --> 00:06:28,720 But don't worry, my gazelle. I know you're single. 112 00:06:29,640 --> 00:06:32,400 One does not capture a girl's heart He is accompanying another girl. 113 00:06:33,640 --> 00:06:34,600 This would be harsh. 114 00:06:36,160 --> 00:06:37,320 I couldn't stand it. 115 00:06:40,360 --> 00:06:42,480 Anyway, I'll see you inside. 116 00:06:49,680 --> 00:06:53,160 I couldn't sleep that night Fearing that Martha would find out about Terry. 117 00:06:54,560 --> 00:06:55,720 What might happen then? 118 00:06:57,720 --> 00:07:00,280 I made a vow to keep them away from each other As much as possible. 119 00:07:01,520 --> 00:07:04,800 I thought keeping Terry away from Martha... It will be the easiest. 120 00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:06,040 Hello, Terry! 121 00:07:07,320 --> 00:07:08,640 What are you doing here? 122 00:07:11,560 --> 00:07:13,400 Wow! 123 00:07:14,680 --> 00:07:17,240 There are hundreds of them today alone. 124 00:07:17,240 --> 00:07:19,160 Have you read all these messages? 125 00:07:19,160 --> 00:07:21,640 No, there is not enough time in the day. 126 00:07:22,960 --> 00:07:24,080 Some of these messages... 127 00:07:26,520 --> 00:07:28,080 She is clearly sick. 128 00:07:29,920 --> 00:07:32,720 Yes. That's why I think we should Shall we meet for a while? 129 00:07:32,720 --> 00:07:34,160 Why did she call you "Donnie"? 130 00:07:37,040 --> 00:07:39,040 You call me many names. 131 00:07:40,280 --> 00:07:42,000 "The cute one" and "the cute head"... 132 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:43,520 And “my spoiled gazelle”? 133 00:07:47,080 --> 00:07:48,680 I assume she's not a lawyer. 134 00:07:49,200 --> 00:07:51,720 No, it can't. She spends her whole day sitting At The Heart bar. 135 00:07:51,720 --> 00:07:54,080 "The Heart"? The pub in Camden? 136 00:07:58,320 --> 00:07:59,880 - What did you say? - "The Hart". 137 00:08:01,080 --> 00:08:02,000 Is this where you met? 138 00:08:06,280 --> 00:08:08,280 Yeah, I'm actually trying to remember. 139 00:08:08,280 --> 00:08:10,600 There is only one pub With that name in Camden. 140 00:08:10,600 --> 00:08:11,880 I don't go there anymore. 141 00:08:11,880 --> 00:08:13,680 I was there yesterday according to the messages. 142 00:08:13,680 --> 00:08:15,200 I didn't go. She's just lying. 143 00:08:17,400 --> 00:08:19,040 What do the police think? 144 00:08:20,480 --> 00:08:22,280 I don't think it's worth it... 145 00:08:23,320 --> 00:08:24,400 It's not that bad. 146 00:08:24,400 --> 00:08:27,000 But it's bad enough to force us Until we meet for a while. 147 00:08:28,720 --> 00:08:30,120 Why didn't you file a report? 148 00:08:30,120 --> 00:08:32,240 I don't know. She's just weird. 149 00:08:32,240 --> 00:08:35,720 Aside from some random messages, It's really not that bad. 150 00:08:36,760 --> 00:08:38,680 I just didn't want to get you involved. 151 00:08:38,680 --> 00:08:39,960 "Not that bad"? 152 00:08:40,760 --> 00:08:44,800 She is a dreamer who has created an entire identity for herself. 153 00:08:44,800 --> 00:08:46,840 Doesn't this ring alarm bells for you, Tony? 154 00:08:48,320 --> 00:08:50,640 I don't know. People lie for many reasons. 155 00:08:50,640 --> 00:08:52,120 Not like that. 156 00:08:52,120 --> 00:08:54,440 Promise me you'll finish this. 157 00:08:54,440 --> 00:08:56,720 Because I won't hide from anyone. 158 00:08:56,720 --> 00:08:57,840 If you don't, 159 00:08:58,520 --> 00:09:00,800 I might go to Camden and visit it myself. 160 00:09:09,280 --> 00:09:12,120 It was like a nightmare, Every lie and wrong decision caused it 161 00:09:12,120 --> 00:09:14,880 Bringing Martha and Terry closer together In some way. 162 00:09:14,880 --> 00:09:16,680 As if the universe was punishing me 163 00:09:16,680 --> 00:09:19,720 Whenever you try to get out of the situation by running away from it. 164 00:09:19,720 --> 00:09:20,960 Oh my God, beautiful! 165 00:09:20,960 --> 00:09:23,800 I've been here for 15 minutes and I was so worried. 166 00:09:23,800 --> 00:09:26,720 Honestly! You have to tell me when you're late. 167 00:09:26,720 --> 00:09:30,360 Give me your phone number at least Not to worry so much. 168 00:09:31,320 --> 00:09:32,680 Come on, know the procedure. 169 00:09:33,320 --> 00:09:35,640 A quick diet soda, and then I'm off. 170 00:09:41,640 --> 00:09:42,800 Two and a half pounds, please. 171 00:09:45,320 --> 00:09:46,160 Don't ever hold me accountable. 172 00:09:46,160 --> 00:09:47,080 I have to do that. 173 00:09:48,400 --> 00:09:50,320 - I don't have the money. - I thought you were a lawyer. 174 00:09:50,320 --> 00:09:51,920 Why are you acting strange? 175 00:09:51,920 --> 00:09:54,640 I'm not, but I thought it was time Let's set some boundaries. 176 00:09:54,640 --> 00:09:56,600 Agreed on the issue of curtains. 177 00:09:56,600 --> 00:09:59,120 I know. That was a joke. I'm a comedian, I tell jokes. 178 00:10:00,760 --> 00:10:01,600 What? So... 179 00:10:04,080 --> 00:10:07,720 Was this all a funny trick? 180 00:10:10,120 --> 00:10:15,000 Crazy Martha...with her stupid mind. Did you believe the hoax? 181 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:16,760 No, it's not like that. 182 00:10:16,760 --> 00:10:18,640 You told me a lot of nonsense, Ghazali. 183 00:10:19,240 --> 00:10:22,040 No, Martha, please don't cry. 184 00:10:24,480 --> 00:10:25,360 What? 185 00:10:26,320 --> 00:10:28,960 Are you saying you never had any feelings for me? 186 00:10:28,960 --> 00:10:31,960 No, of course I don't mean that. 187 00:10:33,080 --> 00:10:36,400 I think you're great, but... 188 00:10:40,720 --> 00:10:41,920 What's up? 189 00:10:45,600 --> 00:10:47,160 - Tell me, what's wrong? - Age difference. 190 00:10:52,040 --> 00:10:53,680 But the difference between us is not big. 191 00:10:54,200 --> 00:10:56,840 Yes, but by the time I wanted to have a baby, 192 00:10:56,840 --> 00:11:00,760 And having a big family, it's going to be important. 193 00:11:06,240 --> 00:11:07,400 That will be difficult. 194 00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:08,320 Yes. 195 00:11:10,360 --> 00:11:11,640 Oh this damned world! 196 00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:14,640 It only takes away what one wants. 197 00:11:28,280 --> 00:11:31,040 "I got my period! I'm passing sticky blood!" 198 00:11:31,040 --> 00:11:33,600 “The doctor says it's my eggs Like I'm 20 years old!" 199 00:11:33,600 --> 00:11:35,400 “When do you want to vaccinate her then?” 200 00:11:35,400 --> 00:11:38,160 "Sent from iPhone" 201 00:11:40,880 --> 00:11:44,360 That night, Martha was bombarded with letters On my mail one after another 202 00:11:44,360 --> 00:11:47,640 “Explaining in detail the menstrual cycles And tampons and clotting 203 00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:50,320 Reinforcing this image of her fertility. 204 00:11:50,320 --> 00:11:52,360 I had no excuse now, from her perspective. 205 00:11:53,440 --> 00:11:54,840 We were becoming lovers. 206 00:11:56,240 --> 00:11:57,960 Hurry! My deer! 207 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:01,960 Hurry! Open! 208 00:12:01,960 --> 00:12:05,880 Every morning now, Martha came Exactly two hours before the bar opened. 209 00:12:05,880 --> 00:12:08,000 Then she follows me around the bar all day, 210 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:10,280 Gossiping endlessly about our future together. 211 00:12:10,280 --> 00:12:12,280 I've thought about it carefully, and I agree. 212 00:12:12,280 --> 00:12:14,560 - What? -Having children, getting married, everything. 213 00:12:14,560 --> 00:12:16,080 I never mentioned anything about marriage. 214 00:12:16,720 --> 00:12:18,960 It seemed like she was everywhere I turned my gaze, 215 00:12:18,960 --> 00:12:22,200 It appeared at the most inopportune moments To talk about our future. 216 00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:24,680 And about our wedding day and what we will name our children... 217 00:12:24,680 --> 00:12:26,680 I can have three kids if we hurry. 218 00:12:26,680 --> 00:12:29,720 I was even thinking about their names too. Here. 219 00:12:29,720 --> 00:12:33,000 ...The picture that terrified me As much as the names she chose terrified me. 220 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:34,920 "Egbert - Keith - Neo" 221 00:12:35,520 --> 00:12:37,320 I tried to distance myself, 222 00:12:37,320 --> 00:12:40,800 But she persevered with relentless determination. 223 00:12:42,240 --> 00:12:44,240 -Do you need help, Frankie? - I don't want to. 224 00:12:44,240 --> 00:12:45,640 Do you like pampering Frankie? 225 00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:48,880 From the duet song. "Frankie Sinatra." His ass was luscious too. 226 00:12:49,640 --> 00:12:51,360 I hold hot dishes in my hands. 227 00:12:51,360 --> 00:12:54,840 -Will you stop circling around me? -I have tickets for the semi-finals. 228 00:12:56,200 --> 00:12:57,040 What? 229 00:12:57,040 --> 00:13:00,360 Tickets, for your contest. I will come and encourage you with all my strength. 230 00:13:00,920 --> 00:13:04,680 I was also memorizing a new duet as well. I'm thinking of Kylie and Jason this time. 231 00:13:05,320 --> 00:13:07,400 -Are you coming to the competition? - Absolutely. 232 00:13:07,400 --> 00:13:10,720 And I thought after the semi-final, I could give you oral. 233 00:13:15,880 --> 00:13:17,000 We need to ban Martha. 234 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:18,800 What? Impossible. 235 00:13:18,800 --> 00:13:20,960 This would be like banning comics for an entire year. 236 00:13:20,960 --> 00:13:23,800 Let's be honest, Donnie. You are nothing without her. 237 00:13:24,720 --> 00:13:26,560 Just listen to me. Can you leave, Gino? 238 00:13:26,560 --> 00:13:29,880 No. What do you want to say to me, You can say it in front of my wife. 239 00:13:31,080 --> 00:13:33,160 Listen, I have a bad feeling. 240 00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:37,040 Look at these emails. She was sending it to me. Here. 241 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:44,000 Wow. Damn it man. She's really crazy. 242 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:45,640 - Do you understand what I mean? - I don't know. 243 00:13:45,640 --> 00:13:47,880 Bans are complicated these days. 244 00:13:47,880 --> 00:13:50,240 Unless you have evidence, we may get into trouble. 245 00:13:50,240 --> 00:13:52,560 - How did you know your email address? - It doesn't matter. 246 00:13:52,560 --> 00:13:54,560 All that matters is that she knows him, 247 00:13:54,560 --> 00:13:57,400 We now have all the evidence Which we need to ban, right? 248 00:13:57,400 --> 00:13:59,920 There is a lot of evidence here. Did you read this message? 249 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:03,920 No, this is harsh. 250 00:14:04,920 --> 00:14:07,920 - What message is this? - In which she begs to have anal sex. 251 00:14:08,960 --> 00:14:10,200 - What are you talking about? - Here. 252 00:14:11,240 --> 00:14:14,080 It sounds to me like you were begging her To have anal sex. 253 00:14:16,720 --> 00:14:18,840 I replied to her. Are you kidding me? 254 00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:21,040 Damn, I actually sent it. 255 00:14:21,040 --> 00:14:23,880 Are you stupid? Are you crazy? 256 00:14:23,880 --> 00:14:26,360 Calm down. You will consider it a joke. 257 00:14:29,120 --> 00:14:30,040 "When?" 258 00:14:30,040 --> 00:14:31,040 "Where" 259 00:14:31,040 --> 00:14:33,160 "Sent from iPhone" 260 00:14:33,920 --> 00:14:35,080 It was really amazing, 261 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,600 How quickly things fall apart. 262 00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:41,920 Hello, Jason? 263 00:14:41,920 --> 00:14:46,240 Hello, yes. This is Donnie. Sorry for calling so late. 264 00:14:46,240 --> 00:14:49,440 Can I submit my contribution? In the semi-finals until the next date? 265 00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:54,680 Yes, I have to take care of a family matter, Therefore, I cannot come to my current appointment. 266 00:14:57,360 --> 00:14:58,600 God, man, you're amazing! 267 00:14:59,120 --> 00:15:01,000 Thanks, Jess. Can I call you that? 268 00:15:02,240 --> 00:15:04,640 Okay. Thanks, Jason. Goodbye, my friend. 269 00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:40,520 Wow! I came. 270 00:15:40,520 --> 00:15:43,440 I chose the gayest bars To see if you'll collapse. 271 00:15:43,440 --> 00:15:47,160 I know that. So what should I do? Should I avoid breathing air particles? 272 00:15:47,160 --> 00:15:49,080 Shut up! 273 00:15:49,080 --> 00:15:52,400 You'd be insufferable if you didn't understand sarcasm. 274 00:15:52,400 --> 00:15:55,400 -I'll take that as a compliment. -You should consider it as such. 275 00:15:56,240 --> 00:15:58,960 Did I give you my consent to put your arms around my waist? 276 00:15:58,960 --> 00:16:02,000 I actually did, When I came in wearing this short dress. 277 00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:04,400 Did you get drunk so quickly? 278 00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:06,200 I got drunk with love. 279 00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:07,440 Here about me. 280 00:16:07,440 --> 00:16:09,600 I'm serious. You should meet her someday. 281 00:16:11,320 --> 00:16:14,840 Oh my god, I love this song. Come on, let's dance. 282 00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:19,080 - I didn't imagine that you were good at dancing. - I'm not good at it, but I will drag you with me. 283 00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:29,720 Honestly, what did you do to him? Where is Tony? 284 00:16:29,720 --> 00:16:32,800 I am his twin. He sends me in his place to complete the matter. 285 00:16:32,800 --> 00:16:35,640 Tell him this is illegal. 286 00:16:35,640 --> 00:16:36,920 What is illegal? 287 00:16:36,920 --> 00:16:39,320 Having sex with someone under a fake identity. 288 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:41,240 Really? 289 00:16:41,720 --> 00:16:43,440 Yes, of course. 290 00:16:45,360 --> 00:16:47,920 So what's your name, twin? 291 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:52,200 "Donnie." 292 00:16:54,160 --> 00:16:56,920 This is strange. That's what Martha calls you. 293 00:16:58,760 --> 00:16:59,600 Yes... 294 00:17:01,160 --> 00:17:02,120 Are you okay? 295 00:17:02,120 --> 00:17:04,680 Yes. I'll tell you what, let me... 296 00:17:05,480 --> 00:17:06,680 One moment, okay? 297 00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:22,720 Damn! 298 00:17:25,560 --> 00:17:26,640 Are you okay? 299 00:17:26,640 --> 00:17:30,360 Yes, I'm fine. Can we get a drink? 300 00:17:30,360 --> 00:17:32,360 I think you should slow down a little. 301 00:17:32,960 --> 00:17:34,480 - Okay. - Here, sit down. 302 00:17:35,080 --> 00:17:36,320 Drink some water. 303 00:17:36,320 --> 00:17:37,280 Fuck. 304 00:17:39,240 --> 00:17:43,240 Did something happen to you today? You look disturbed. 305 00:17:43,240 --> 00:17:44,600 No, I'm fine. 306 00:17:45,720 --> 00:17:47,440 Is it "Martha" perhaps? 307 00:17:50,800 --> 00:17:52,720 Something tells me I'm going to enjoy this. 308 00:17:53,320 --> 00:17:56,680 No, I thought I would break up with her quietly 309 00:17:57,840 --> 00:17:59,680 By pretending that I want to have children. 310 00:18:02,520 --> 00:18:04,920 This is getting better and better. 311 00:18:04,920 --> 00:18:08,760 -You want to know my opinion? -I think you'll tell me anyway. 312 00:18:08,760 --> 00:18:10,960 I think you're enjoying this. 313 00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:14,240 I just read a few emails. Stop pretending you know the situation. 314 00:18:14,240 --> 00:18:15,480 Do you know? I searched for it. 315 00:18:16,080 --> 00:18:17,800 Why didn't you tell me she had been imprisoned before? 316 00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:21,400 It didn't seem to have anything to do with it. 317 00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:22,640 See what I mean? 318 00:18:23,360 --> 00:18:26,240 Any reasonable person would be haunted by a violent ex-convict 319 00:18:26,240 --> 00:18:28,160 He would not have hesitated to turn to the police. 320 00:18:29,280 --> 00:18:30,320 But not you. 321 00:18:30,840 --> 00:18:32,440 It is harmless to you. 322 00:18:32,440 --> 00:18:34,320 To you, she deserves sympathy. 323 00:18:34,320 --> 00:18:37,160 For you, it has nothing to do with it? 324 00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:43,640 I'm just saying there's a reason you keep her around; 325 00:18:43,640 --> 00:18:46,840 And maybe it has little to do with who you are, 326 00:18:46,840 --> 00:18:50,240 But with what it gives you. 327 00:18:53,520 --> 00:18:55,520 Because let's be honest, 328 00:18:56,240 --> 00:19:00,280 Love is more comfortable, When it is one-sided. 329 00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:05,080 Why am I here then? 330 00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:11,040 You are a brilliant liar. 331 00:19:26,120 --> 00:19:27,560 Come with me to my house tonight. 332 00:19:31,040 --> 00:19:32,360 But don't tell Tony about it. 333 00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:40,440 Okay. 334 00:19:41,600 --> 00:19:44,520 “Where are you, Ghazali? You can't wish me something and disappear!" 335 00:19:44,520 --> 00:19:46,840 "Sent from iPhone" 336 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:50,800 Sometimes one weaves a web of lies He almost forgets with her 337 00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:53,000 What he was running away from in the first place. 338 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:55,760 But here I am, and the woman of my dreams stands before me, 339 00:19:56,400 --> 00:19:59,440 I'm Tony the builder, four stops away Of committing a sexual crime. 340 00:19:59,440 --> 00:20:00,480 Oh my God. 341 00:20:00,480 --> 00:20:02,600 I'm more drunk than I thought. 342 00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:05,560 Just as Rushdie came back to me, annoyingly. 343 00:20:06,520 --> 00:20:08,240 Oh my God, I'm so sorry! 344 00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:09,720 Just stay steady. 345 00:20:09,720 --> 00:20:11,800 I think I just stepped on an old lady. 346 00:20:13,160 --> 00:20:15,400 Just lower your voice a little, okay? 347 00:20:15,920 --> 00:20:17,600 You care too much. 348 00:20:18,240 --> 00:20:21,160 I do not encourage drug addiction, But I think it might help you. 349 00:20:22,560 --> 00:20:23,960 Come on, give me your hands. 350 00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:30,840 When performing construction work, Are you putting on new hands? 351 00:20:33,280 --> 00:20:34,400 What do you mean? 352 00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:40,360 Your hand is not rough enough for a builder. 353 00:20:42,520 --> 00:20:45,520 These are the hands that I masturbate with. I change them daily. 354 00:20:45,520 --> 00:20:47,720 Have you tried masturbating with a rough hand? 355 00:20:48,520 --> 00:20:50,800 I was looking forward to it. 356 00:20:55,720 --> 00:20:59,280 What should I do so that she can finally kiss me properly? 357 00:21:13,800 --> 00:21:15,120 Sorry, what did you say? 358 00:21:15,760 --> 00:21:17,040 Kiss me. 359 00:21:46,440 --> 00:21:49,760 It is very painful for one to think He is a progressive person, 360 00:21:49,760 --> 00:21:52,240 Then he realizes that he is nothing but a coward. 361 00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:56,520 But when a person ruminates over his shame for a long time, 362 00:21:58,120 --> 00:22:00,360 It is very difficult for him Preventing it from being part of his personality. 363 00:22:15,640 --> 00:22:17,080 You motherfucker. 364 00:22:19,240 --> 00:22:23,000 I have never had anal sex, But I might agree for your sake. 365 00:22:25,920 --> 00:22:27,880 Please, Martha, I want to go home. 366 00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:29,280 You have to choose, boy. 367 00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:33,040 Either children or anal pleasure. 368 00:22:33,040 --> 00:22:36,160 Because I don't know what they taught you In high school, 369 00:22:36,840 --> 00:22:38,200 But if you have anal sex, 370 00:22:39,280 --> 00:22:41,240 You will not give birth. 371 00:22:41,240 --> 00:22:43,880 - Do you understand what I mean? - Martha, go home. 372 00:22:43,880 --> 00:22:48,160 You're really making me angry With this useless mood of yours! 373 00:22:48,160 --> 00:22:49,960 - Get out of my way, Martha. - No! 374 00:22:50,960 --> 00:22:54,240 I already gave you my heart. 375 00:22:55,920 --> 00:22:58,680 The least you can do is give me my heart back 376 00:22:58,680 --> 00:23:00,720 By giving me a fucking explanation. 377 00:23:02,320 --> 00:23:03,920 And let me give you an idea to think about. 378 00:23:05,600 --> 00:23:07,440 Men who don't like me 379 00:23:08,760 --> 00:23:11,240 They are either blind or gay. 380 00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:16,760 And I don't see you groping for the railing When you go up the stairs. 381 00:23:18,880 --> 00:23:21,120 No, I'm not gay, Martha. Wow! 382 00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:25,080 Stop pushing me away then. 383 00:23:28,320 --> 00:23:29,480 I can help you. 384 00:23:29,480 --> 00:23:30,840 Help me with what? 385 00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:33,000 The person. 386 00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:36,920 - Who hurt you. -I don't know what you're talking about. 387 00:23:36,920 --> 00:23:38,480 He was a man, right? 388 00:23:41,080 --> 00:23:42,360 What did he do to you? 389 00:23:48,920 --> 00:23:50,920 Okay, I'll just leave, okay? 390 00:23:51,800 --> 00:23:55,480 I'll turn around and walk away, and you won't follow me. 391 00:23:56,040 --> 00:23:57,000 Do you understand? 392 00:23:59,120 --> 00:23:59,960 Excellent. 393 00:24:07,120 --> 00:24:08,520 I'm not kidding, Martha. 394 00:24:09,360 --> 00:24:11,200 Yes, you're kidding, Mr. Blobby. Your touch! 395 00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:15,000 -What are you doing? -Do you like the name? Mr. Blobby. 396 00:24:15,560 --> 00:24:18,280 I'm Mrs. Blobby, Because I always have my period. 397 00:24:18,280 --> 00:24:20,320 - Your touch! - Stay away. 398 00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:22,600 - Your touch! - I'm serious, Martha. Stay away from me! 399 00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:25,120 I'm not kidding. Get your hands off me. 400 00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:28,960 Wow. 401 00:24:35,560 --> 00:24:38,120 For your sake. I'm serious, Martha. Stop now. 402 00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:40,560 Go back! 403 00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:42,320 "Martha." 404 00:24:43,840 --> 00:24:45,120 What are you doing, Martha? 405 00:24:45,120 --> 00:24:46,600 - Your touch! - What is this? 406 00:24:46,600 --> 00:24:48,000 - Your touch! - I asked you to stop. 407 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:50,840 I'm serious, Martha. Get your hands off me. 408 00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:52,120 - Damn... - Your touch! 409 00:24:53,080 --> 00:24:54,720 Hey, Martha. Just stop. 410 00:24:55,280 --> 00:24:56,480 Don't move. 411 00:25:16,880 --> 00:25:17,720 Your heart is beating. 412 00:25:21,880 --> 00:25:22,960 Make your heart beat. 413 00:25:35,040 --> 00:25:36,320 Based on the play Baby Rinder. Written by Richard Gadd 414 00:26:23,960 --> 00:26:26,680 Translation of "Ola Ezzedine"