1 00:00:18,070 --> 00:00:21,193 We've allowed this to devolve to fire hazard status. 2 00:00:21,195 --> 00:00:22,237 And worse... 3 00:00:22,239 --> 00:00:24,414 it's blocking my access to the gym. 4 00:00:24,501 --> 00:00:27,155 What are you up to now, Frank, like, ten kilos? 5 00:00:27,157 --> 00:00:28,896 Don't try to burn me with the metric system. 6 00:00:28,897 --> 00:00:29,766 It wastes everyone's time. 7 00:00:29,768 --> 00:00:30,768 Yeah. No, I regret it. 8 00:00:30,856 --> 00:00:32,247 Alright, Shred, this is your idea, 9 00:00:32,249 --> 00:00:33,118 start stacking. 10 00:00:33,119 --> 00:00:35,686 What? No, this was your idea. 11 00:00:35,686 --> 00:00:38,081 Uh... yeah. Okay. Sure. 12 00:00:44,043 --> 00:00:45,479 We could go higher. 13 00:00:53,966 --> 00:00:56,054 Did y'all find the record for this yet? 14 00:00:56,055 --> 00:00:57,448 Nothing yet. 15 00:00:57,534 --> 00:00:59,232 I just keep getting "In Memoriam" tribute videos. 16 00:01:01,713 --> 00:01:02,451 Whoo! 17 00:01:03,280 --> 00:01:04,890 - Woohoo! - Yeah! 18 00:01:05,456 --> 00:01:07,805 There's a bunch of empty beer cans up here. 19 00:01:07,805 --> 00:01:09,111 Could be anybody's. 20 00:01:09,111 --> 00:01:11,983 And that's lunch! Alright. 21 00:01:11,983 --> 00:01:13,724 What are you guys feeling like? Where do you wanna go? 22 00:01:13,724 --> 00:01:14,161 Ha-ha-ha! 23 00:01:14,248 --> 00:01:14,944 I'd kill for some sush. 24 00:01:15,031 --> 00:01:16,118 Very funny, guys. 25 00:01:17,686 --> 00:01:18,643 Guys? 26 00:01:20,036 --> 00:01:21,644 I see storm clouds! 27 00:01:52,764 --> 00:01:54,634 But, babe, if you call in sick, 28 00:01:54,635 --> 00:01:56,115 we can beat the traffic and get to the lake early. 29 00:01:56,115 --> 00:01:57,593 Yeah, totally. 30 00:01:57,594 --> 00:01:59,378 But, like, I'm already at work, and I feel amazing. 31 00:01:59,379 --> 00:02:00,944 Alright, I'll get you around 5:00? 32 00:02:00,945 --> 00:02:02,251 Yeah. Okay. 33 00:02:02,251 --> 00:02:03,644 Uh... let's do the morning meeting, everyone. 34 00:02:03,731 --> 00:02:05,906 Maybe wrap up the personal chit-chat. 35 00:02:05,908 --> 00:02:06,995 If you change your mind, 36 00:02:06,995 --> 00:02:07,995 stick your fingers down your throat. 37 00:02:07,996 --> 00:02:10,128 Okay. I'll only think about you while I do it. 38 00:02:10,129 --> 00:02:11,217 Okay... 39 00:02:12,001 --> 00:02:13,263 Oh, wait. Where's Patel? 40 00:02:13,349 --> 00:02:15,002 He's wrapping up a Zoom couples therapy session 41 00:02:15,003 --> 00:02:16,483 in the locker room. 42 00:02:16,484 --> 00:02:18,180 Maya and her therapist are really batting him around. 43 00:02:18,181 --> 00:02:19,138 Okay, we can start without him. 44 00:02:19,139 --> 00:02:21,227 Um... alright, people. 45 00:02:21,228 --> 00:02:23,141 We're gonna have a great day today. 46 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:24,447 First up. 47 00:02:24,448 --> 00:02:27,320 Oh, right. We're gonna have a tough day today. 48 00:02:27,408 --> 00:02:31,324 So, we have a, uh... surrendered dog... 49 00:02:31,412 --> 00:02:35,110 ...who has reached the end of the sidewalk. 50 00:02:35,198 --> 00:02:39,158 And he must go to the big farm in the sky. 51 00:02:39,158 --> 00:02:40,811 I'm so, so sorry. 52 00:02:40,812 --> 00:02:42,030 It's the hardest part of the job. 53 00:02:42,031 --> 00:02:42,986 Actually, the hardest part is listening 54 00:02:42,987 --> 00:02:44,250 to your tortured metaphors. 55 00:02:44,251 --> 00:02:46,338 I mean, I think we know what you're saying. 56 00:02:46,340 --> 00:02:49,908 What I'm saying is, one of you needs to take 57 00:02:49,995 --> 00:02:52,735 our canine client to play fetch with dog Jesus. 58 00:02:52,736 --> 00:02:53,824 Dog Jesus. 59 00:02:53,912 --> 00:02:55,783 Or whatever dog God you believe in. 60 00:02:55,783 --> 00:02:56,914 Crystal clear. Great. 61 00:02:57,002 --> 00:02:58,567 I just want to officially say... not it. 62 00:02:58,569 --> 00:02:59,700 Not it! 63 00:02:59,788 --> 00:03:01,135 But who said it first? 64 00:03:01,137 --> 00:03:03,050 Children. All of you. 65 00:03:03,051 --> 00:03:05,227 Once again, I will step up and carry this burden 66 00:03:05,228 --> 00:03:06,401 on my very broad shoulders. 67 00:03:06,402 --> 00:03:07,621 Awesome. 68 00:03:07,622 --> 00:03:09,276 As your coworkers, we'd just like to say thank you 69 00:03:09,362 --> 00:03:11,102 for being so emotionally closed off. 70 00:03:11,103 --> 00:03:12,191 Damn right. And you know why? 71 00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:13,801 Because I'm a professional man. 72 00:03:13,889 --> 00:03:16,586 I absorb the darkness so that others can stand in the light. 73 00:03:16,674 --> 00:03:18,848 Yeah, but I can't absorb the darkness today. 74 00:03:18,849 --> 00:03:21,287 I gotta be in the right headspace going into this epic, 75 00:03:21,288 --> 00:03:22,853 romantic weekend with Isabelle. 76 00:03:22,853 --> 00:03:24,943 Yeah, we're all aware of your lake house plans, Shred. 77 00:03:25,030 --> 00:03:26,248 We were all on the text thread. 78 00:03:26,336 --> 00:03:28,382 Can you ride with someone else? I need a break. 79 00:03:28,468 --> 00:03:30,296 I can't stand listening to you talk about fresh water 80 00:03:30,384 --> 00:03:31,384 intercourse anymore. 81 00:03:31,472 --> 00:03:33,734 Oh, it's just al fresco sex, Frank. 82 00:03:33,735 --> 00:03:35,430 I don't know where all this body shaming's coming from. 83 00:03:35,432 --> 00:03:36,824 Oh, it's not shaming. 84 00:03:36,824 --> 00:03:38,913 I'm just worried for the lake and the kids in the inner tubes 85 00:03:38,913 --> 00:03:40,828 who are swimming through your sex filth. 86 00:03:40,829 --> 00:03:42,872 Okay, I think this meeting's about done. 87 00:03:42,873 --> 00:03:43,745 I'm gonna wrap it up. 88 00:03:43,831 --> 00:03:45,397 Um... figure out the dog thing, please? 89 00:03:45,399 --> 00:03:46,399 Thank you. 90 00:03:46,400 --> 00:03:48,270 Can you take him, please? 91 00:03:48,271 --> 00:03:50,445 Yes! Wait, would you? Please, would you? 92 00:03:50,447 --> 00:03:51,969 What's in your lunch sack? 93 00:03:52,057 --> 00:03:53,449 Uh... coconut marshmallow balls. 94 00:03:53,449 --> 00:03:55,103 Great. I'll have all of them. 95 00:03:55,103 --> 00:03:56,843 There's eight, but... sure. 96 00:03:56,844 --> 00:03:58,324 Nothing like paying a third party 97 00:03:58,324 --> 00:04:00,020 to tell you you're wrong about everything! 98 00:04:00,021 --> 00:04:01,370 What's going on here? 99 00:04:01,371 --> 00:04:03,459 You got traded to my truck for a cancerous dessert. 100 00:04:03,460 --> 00:04:05,766 And, we have a drop-off at Precinct 13. 101 00:04:05,854 --> 00:04:07,550 The farm? Oh, come on! 102 00:04:09,466 --> 00:04:11,379 I just think it's unprofessional. 103 00:04:11,381 --> 00:04:13,556 A couples therapist should remain neutral. 104 00:04:13,556 --> 00:04:15,036 I mean, to not even let me finish my story 105 00:04:15,037 --> 00:04:15,818 about the sponge. 106 00:04:15,819 --> 00:04:16,951 It's basically... 107 00:04:16,951 --> 00:04:18,038 Sorry, I'm gonna stop you right there. 108 00:04:18,040 --> 00:04:19,300 That's our hour. 109 00:04:19,302 --> 00:04:20,475 Frank, I gotta get this out. 110 00:04:20,476 --> 00:04:22,521 Yeah, I don't know how it works in truck 8 111 00:04:22,523 --> 00:04:24,480 but in truck 12, we swallow our feelings. 112 00:04:27,875 --> 00:04:30,529 Oh, wow. This dog's got several biting incidents. 113 00:04:30,531 --> 00:04:32,052 Wait, are you reading the file? You never read the file. 114 00:04:32,053 --> 00:04:33,447 Why? 115 00:04:33,533 --> 00:04:34,490 Because you could find out something about the dog 116 00:04:34,577 --> 00:04:35,797 that connected to you personally. 117 00:04:35,884 --> 00:04:38,146 Hopper. Oh, he's a police dog just like you. 118 00:04:38,146 --> 00:04:39,060 Bit of a hard case. 119 00:04:39,060 --> 00:04:40,495 Problems with authority. 120 00:04:40,497 --> 00:04:43,021 Irrational hatred of mail carriers. 121 00:04:43,108 --> 00:04:44,761 Sound like anyone we know? 122 00:04:44,762 --> 00:04:47,154 My Carhartt catalog never shows up on time. Okay? 123 00:04:47,156 --> 00:04:48,810 Give it. This is mine. 124 00:04:48,896 --> 00:04:49,898 Let's talk about something else. 125 00:04:50,942 --> 00:04:53,814 So here's the thing. I'm always the last one in the kitchen. 126 00:04:53,901 --> 00:04:55,817 Anything but the sponge, please! 127 00:04:55,903 --> 00:04:58,689 Very cool of your old boss to let us use her lake house. 128 00:04:58,776 --> 00:05:00,386 Should we bring her, like, a thank you gift? 129 00:05:00,387 --> 00:05:02,300 No, no, we should leave it just like we found it. 130 00:05:02,302 --> 00:05:04,259 Almost like we were never there. 131 00:05:04,346 --> 00:05:06,608 Cool. And are we gonna pick up the keys on the way? 132 00:05:06,610 --> 00:05:08,307 Don't even need them. I got the garage code. 133 00:05:08,307 --> 00:05:09,656 Right. 134 00:05:09,656 --> 00:05:11,526 Shred, is my snake hunting getting in the way 135 00:05:11,528 --> 00:05:12,485 of your personal call? 136 00:05:12,485 --> 00:05:13,399 I gotta go. I gotta go. 137 00:05:13,487 --> 00:05:14,574 Sorry. 138 00:05:14,574 --> 00:05:16,139 You guys are 100 percent breaking into 139 00:05:16,141 --> 00:05:17,403 her old boss's house this weekend. 140 00:05:17,490 --> 00:05:18,273 You know that, right? 141 00:05:18,274 --> 00:05:19,404 Oh, yeah. 142 00:05:19,406 --> 00:05:21,494 I am fully aware, and I don't love it. 143 00:05:21,495 --> 00:05:23,408 Honestly, I really like Isabelle. 144 00:05:23,410 --> 00:05:25,324 I'm just not always comfortable with her... 145 00:05:25,324 --> 00:05:27,064 Her frequent misdemeanors? 146 00:05:27,064 --> 00:05:28,196 Yes. 147 00:05:28,197 --> 00:05:29,067 You're with a bad girl. 148 00:05:29,153 --> 00:05:30,850 And we're a lot of fun, but easily bored. 149 00:05:32,331 --> 00:05:33,855 Yeah. I don't think she finds my nervousness sexy. 150 00:05:33,942 --> 00:05:35,159 I got him. I got him, I got him. 151 00:05:39,817 --> 00:05:41,992 You got a real escape artist on your hands, sir. 152 00:05:41,992 --> 00:05:44,211 My God, thank you. You guys are incredible. 153 00:05:44,213 --> 00:05:45,735 Our pleasure. Always happy to be of service. 154 00:05:46,432 --> 00:05:48,433 So... 155 00:05:48,435 --> 00:05:50,086 Is there anything else that we can do for you? 156 00:05:50,088 --> 00:05:51,000 Nope. 157 00:05:51,002 --> 00:05:52,567 Nope. Just got the one snake. 158 00:05:52,569 --> 00:05:53,394 Right. Yeah. 159 00:05:56,965 --> 00:05:58,139 Oh. Uh... 160 00:05:59,183 --> 00:06:01,535 Oh my gosh. No way. 161 00:06:01,622 --> 00:06:03,971 I couldn't possibly accept that. That's so sweet. 162 00:06:03,971 --> 00:06:05,321 But not at all why we do the job. 163 00:06:10,673 --> 00:06:11,413 Graves. 164 00:06:11,413 --> 00:06:12,372 Shaw. 165 00:06:12,937 --> 00:06:14,067 What do you got? 166 00:06:14,069 --> 00:06:15,242 Old dog. Biter. 167 00:06:15,244 --> 00:06:16,550 Alright. Sign this. 168 00:06:24,600 --> 00:06:25,384 Graves. 169 00:06:25,384 --> 00:06:26,211 Shaw. 170 00:06:29,562 --> 00:06:31,259 What are you doing? You looking back? 171 00:06:31,346 --> 00:06:32,478 You never look back. 172 00:06:32,566 --> 00:06:35,567 Oh, no. Look at him. He's saying goodbye. 173 00:06:35,569 --> 00:06:37,134 He's not. Keep walking. 174 00:06:38,180 --> 00:06:39,180 Hey, buddy. 175 00:06:43,185 --> 00:06:44,055 Damn it! 176 00:06:44,925 --> 00:06:45,927 Rookie move. 177 00:06:48,016 --> 00:06:50,060 Mmhmm. 178 00:06:51,672 --> 00:06:53,281 Uh, Graves... 179 00:06:53,281 --> 00:06:55,283 I changed my mind. I'll take the dog back. 180 00:06:55,283 --> 00:06:58,067 Sorry. You signed the form. It's out of my hands. 181 00:06:58,069 --> 00:07:00,288 He's... literally in your hands. 182 00:07:00,855 --> 00:07:02,507 Come on. It's a police dog. 183 00:07:02,509 --> 00:07:04,117 Who has three reported biting incidents. 184 00:07:04,119 --> 00:07:05,512 Come on, man. Just give me the dog. 185 00:07:05,598 --> 00:07:07,382 Next time, don't look back. 186 00:07:16,130 --> 00:07:17,523 Gotta get that dog back. 187 00:07:17,524 --> 00:07:19,262 What do you mean, like, bust him out of jail? 188 00:07:19,264 --> 00:07:20,134 That's exactly what I mean. 189 00:07:20,134 --> 00:07:21,656 Look... I'm already stressed. 190 00:07:21,658 --> 00:07:24,093 Please do not add a dog heist to it. 191 00:07:24,095 --> 00:07:26,314 I don't need to get suspended and be stuck at home all day. 192 00:07:26,314 --> 00:07:27,184 Not in the middle of SpongeGate! 193 00:07:27,185 --> 00:07:29,317 Three. Two. One. Let's go. 194 00:07:29,317 --> 00:07:31,014 Four. Five. Six. Let's not. 195 00:07:32,668 --> 00:07:34,322 Nobody listens to me. 196 00:07:41,286 --> 00:07:44,158 Hey. So, we've been partners for about 90 minutes now, 197 00:07:44,158 --> 00:07:46,115 and I feel like we can be straight with each other. 198 00:07:46,117 --> 00:07:47,204 You felt weird when I took the tip. 199 00:07:47,204 --> 00:07:49,293 Yes. I felt very weird. 200 00:07:49,293 --> 00:07:51,557 It just feels like maybe a gratuity isn't optional 201 00:07:51,644 --> 00:07:53,776 when the person asking has a taser. 202 00:07:53,776 --> 00:07:56,822 Well-behaved women rarely make history. 203 00:07:56,824 --> 00:07:59,566 I feel like that saying is reserved for women that, like, 204 00:07:59,653 --> 00:08:02,002 shape historical events, like uh... 205 00:08:03,351 --> 00:08:05,788 God, how can I not think of one famous woman? 206 00:08:05,788 --> 00:08:07,442 Look, if you wanna keep your bad girl, 207 00:08:07,442 --> 00:08:09,226 you're gonna have to loosen up. 208 00:08:09,314 --> 00:08:11,490 Being scandalized by me shaking down the snake owner 209 00:08:11,490 --> 00:08:13,317 for a tip... not sexy. 210 00:08:13,317 --> 00:08:14,797 Yeah. No, it didn't feel sexy. 211 00:08:14,798 --> 00:08:16,276 You need to stop clutching your pearls. 212 00:08:16,278 --> 00:08:17,973 A girl like Isabelle, 213 00:08:17,975 --> 00:08:19,889 she's gonna need someone who's gonna push the edge a little. 214 00:08:19,889 --> 00:08:21,151 Maybe... 215 00:08:21,848 --> 00:08:23,240 Maybe you should get a nipple piercing. 216 00:08:27,507 --> 00:08:28,682 Crazy. 217 00:08:28,769 --> 00:08:30,117 Yeah, I don't know about that, but... 218 00:08:30,901 --> 00:08:33,513 I suppose it couldn't hurt to dabble in the dark arts. 219 00:08:36,124 --> 00:08:37,690 Sandra Day O'Connor! She did... she did something. 220 00:08:37,691 --> 00:08:38,518 Okay. 221 00:08:42,259 --> 00:08:43,086 Whoops! 222 00:08:43,957 --> 00:08:45,046 You okay? 223 00:08:45,133 --> 00:08:46,524 Ah, I lost a contact lens. 224 00:08:46,525 --> 00:08:47,613 Can't find it in the truck. 225 00:08:47,614 --> 00:08:49,092 You mind if I take a look around? 226 00:08:51,052 --> 00:08:53,489 You mind helping me look? I'm half blind here. 227 00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:04,933 This might, uh, take a while. Sorry. 228 00:09:04,934 --> 00:09:05,760 Found it! 229 00:09:05,761 --> 00:09:07,197 What? 230 00:09:07,197 --> 00:09:08,548 That's not actually possible. 231 00:09:10,201 --> 00:09:11,331 You got solution to clean it up? 232 00:09:11,332 --> 00:09:12,638 Shoot. 233 00:09:12,639 --> 00:09:15,118 You know, I do, but it's back at the precinct. 234 00:09:15,119 --> 00:09:16,511 I'll just, uh... 235 00:09:16,599 --> 00:09:19,253 give the old girl a rinse-a-doo later. 236 00:09:19,254 --> 00:09:19,948 No worries, I got ya. 237 00:09:19,950 --> 00:09:20,908 What? 238 00:09:27,653 --> 00:09:28,524 Hopper. 239 00:09:31,091 --> 00:09:32,221 Hey, Hopper. 240 00:09:32,222 --> 00:09:33,875 We're gonna get you outta here, okay? 241 00:09:33,876 --> 00:09:35,575 We're gonna get you outta here. 242 00:09:43,799 --> 00:09:44,975 LeBron... 243 00:09:45,366 --> 00:09:46,802 How'd you get this open? 244 00:09:59,293 --> 00:10:00,120 God dang it. 245 00:10:04,778 --> 00:10:05,822 Almost there. 246 00:10:16,832 --> 00:10:18,792 Ain't nothing to it, nothing to it. 247 00:10:25,581 --> 00:10:26,799 It burns! 248 00:10:26,886 --> 00:10:28,496 You need more solution. I got some in the back. 249 00:10:31,020 --> 00:10:31,934 Okay. 250 00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:35,590 Patel! 251 00:10:35,591 --> 00:10:36,460 Frank? 252 00:10:36,461 --> 00:10:37,375 Get over here! 253 00:10:38,115 --> 00:10:39,506 What are you doing in there? 254 00:10:39,508 --> 00:10:40,290 What's wrong with your eyes? 255 00:10:40,378 --> 00:10:41,422 Plan backfired. 256 00:10:41,423 --> 00:10:42,205 Get me out! 257 00:10:42,206 --> 00:10:43,206 Okay. 258 00:10:45,818 --> 00:10:48,690 Come on, buddy. Come here. We're outta here. 259 00:10:48,691 --> 00:10:49,649 Let's go. 260 00:10:58,091 --> 00:10:59,005 What? 261 00:11:01,269 --> 00:11:02,529 Damn it. 262 00:11:02,530 --> 00:11:03,705 You had to look back, huh? 263 00:11:03,706 --> 00:11:05,881 I shouldn't have looked back. That was a mistake. 264 00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:09,058 Here you go. 265 00:11:09,145 --> 00:11:10,842 Pearl's back from her little sojourn up the chimney. 266 00:11:10,844 --> 00:11:14,498 Oh, Pearl. Thank you so much. 267 00:11:14,499 --> 00:11:15,761 No, it was our pleasure. 268 00:11:16,326 --> 00:11:18,851 Okay. Time to push the edge. 269 00:11:18,938 --> 00:11:20,287 Old people try and give you snacks. 270 00:11:20,288 --> 00:11:21,548 Make sure you hold out for cash. 271 00:11:21,549 --> 00:11:23,551 Yeah. Cool. Um... I love this plan. 272 00:11:23,552 --> 00:11:24,986 I just don't wanna do it anymore. 273 00:11:24,988 --> 00:11:27,336 Mm-hmm. Okay. You have a lovely day, ma'am. 274 00:11:27,337 --> 00:11:29,861 Officer Taylor, I will be waiting for you in the truck. 275 00:11:29,863 --> 00:11:30,688 Cool. 276 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:32,515 So... what a day. 277 00:11:37,304 --> 00:11:38,566 Thank you, again. 278 00:11:38,567 --> 00:11:42,091 Yeah. Were you satisfied with the service? 279 00:11:42,701 --> 00:11:43,701 Yes. 280 00:11:43,702 --> 00:11:44,746 Great. 281 00:11:46,356 --> 00:11:48,793 Is there something else, Officer? 282 00:11:48,794 --> 00:11:51,667 Uh, well... You tell me, ma'am. 283 00:11:52,581 --> 00:11:53,451 Hmm? 284 00:11:56,323 --> 00:11:57,889 No, I get it. 285 00:11:57,890 --> 00:11:59,629 But if any other spots open up at the shelter, let me know, 286 00:11:59,630 --> 00:12:00,761 'cause Hopper's a great dog. 287 00:12:00,763 --> 00:12:04,245 And... uh, if you call me back, use my cell phone. 288 00:12:04,331 --> 00:12:05,811 I think I'm about to be fired. 289 00:12:05,812 --> 00:12:08,596 Frank, you stole a dog from Precinct 13? 290 00:12:08,596 --> 00:12:09,815 I didn't steal a dog. 291 00:12:09,816 --> 00:12:12,643 I liberated a hero who had a sterling career, retired, 292 00:12:12,644 --> 00:12:14,775 and was adopted by a dick. It's all in the file. 293 00:12:14,777 --> 00:12:17,082 You looked at the file? You never look at the file. 294 00:12:17,083 --> 00:12:18,562 Buh-buh-buh-bup. I'm gonna get to you later. 295 00:12:18,562 --> 00:12:19,738 Just take your time. 296 00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:21,826 Frank, that dog bit multiple people. 297 00:12:21,827 --> 00:12:24,611 No, the dog bit one person multiple times, the owner. 298 00:12:24,613 --> 00:12:25,787 The aforementioned dick. 299 00:12:25,788 --> 00:12:26,962 Someone's getting attached. 300 00:12:27,049 --> 00:12:28,833 What happened to Mr. Professional Man? 301 00:12:28,835 --> 00:12:30,836 Oh, he's still there. His shoulders are still broad. 302 00:12:30,836 --> 00:12:32,359 He's just helping a fallen comrade. 303 00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:34,621 Okay, well, you have to take Hopper back to Precinct 13 304 00:12:34,623 --> 00:12:35,580 so that they can... 305 00:12:36,494 --> 00:12:37,581 They can what? 306 00:12:37,581 --> 00:12:40,540 They can take him to get a belly rub from the Lord. 307 00:12:41,412 --> 00:12:42,803 I'm gonna give you six hours. 308 00:12:42,804 --> 00:12:43,850 Now, let's talk about the goat. 309 00:12:43,937 --> 00:12:45,371 Oh, that's Patel. He looked back. 310 00:12:45,373 --> 00:12:46,940 Hmm? 311 00:12:47,027 --> 00:12:49,855 Patel, Precinct 13 is pissed. He was their therapy goat. 312 00:12:49,855 --> 00:12:52,813 You're a therapy goat? You slippery little... 313 00:12:52,815 --> 00:12:54,597 Why do they get such a special goat? 314 00:12:54,599 --> 00:12:56,251 I don't know, 'cause it's a brutal job. 315 00:12:56,253 --> 00:12:58,341 They have two freezers and only one of them is for food. 316 00:12:59,038 --> 00:13:00,561 Okay, now your turn. 317 00:13:00,562 --> 00:13:01,822 Can I just have a second? 318 00:13:01,823 --> 00:13:03,216 I'm processing a lot of imagery right now. 319 00:13:03,303 --> 00:13:04,433 No. You cannot. 320 00:13:04,434 --> 00:13:06,000 You shook down an old lady for a tip? 321 00:13:06,001 --> 00:13:09,091 What? That is crazy. 322 00:13:09,091 --> 00:13:10,440 Yeah, and she also seemed to think 323 00:13:10,441 --> 00:13:11,615 that you were propositioning her. 324 00:13:11,615 --> 00:13:13,530 I'm sorry, are you doing that thing where you get me 325 00:13:13,618 --> 00:13:14,836 to confess to a lesser crime 326 00:13:14,836 --> 00:13:16,010 by accusing me of a bigger crime? 327 00:13:16,011 --> 00:13:18,404 Officer rubbed his fingers together, 328 00:13:18,405 --> 00:13:21,408 licked his lips, and said, and I quote, 329 00:13:21,408 --> 00:13:23,889 "would swing by to catch that kitty anytime." 330 00:13:23,976 --> 00:13:26,326 Okay. Yep. Mistakes were made. 331 00:13:26,413 --> 00:13:28,457 But I can make it up to her, you know. 332 00:13:28,458 --> 00:13:30,373 I'll go by after work, bring her nice flowers. 333 00:13:30,374 --> 00:13:31,678 A bottle of wine. 334 00:13:31,679 --> 00:13:32,985 Good God, don't do that. 335 00:13:32,985 --> 00:13:34,682 What you're gonna do is you're gonna do 336 00:13:34,682 --> 00:13:36,509 kennel duty deep clean, all by yourself. 337 00:13:36,510 --> 00:13:37,336 All of them. 338 00:13:37,337 --> 00:13:38,860 Cool. 339 00:13:38,860 --> 00:13:40,078 That's gonna take all night. 340 00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:41,777 And I don't know if I mentioned this, 341 00:13:41,864 --> 00:13:42,995 but this weekend, me and Isabelle... 342 00:13:43,082 --> 00:13:44,562 You mentioned, yeah. You mentioned. 343 00:13:46,042 --> 00:13:47,695 I will cancel my plans. 344 00:13:47,696 --> 00:13:49,176 That would be so great. Thank you. 345 00:13:50,698 --> 00:13:52,700 Well, well, well. 346 00:13:52,701 --> 00:13:55,182 For once, look who's the star student. 347 00:13:55,703 --> 00:13:56,572 Me. 348 00:13:58,053 --> 00:14:00,099 Oh... damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it! 349 00:14:00,100 --> 00:14:02,798 That's my, um... my birth control. 350 00:14:02,884 --> 00:14:04,059 A lotta different colors. 351 00:14:04,147 --> 00:14:05,932 Yeah, different colors for different days. 352 00:14:06,019 --> 00:14:07,149 Do not let the dog eat the yellow. 353 00:14:11,501 --> 00:14:13,503 I know it's just a sponge. 354 00:14:13,504 --> 00:14:16,071 But to not let me say my side of the story, that's... 355 00:14:16,072 --> 00:14:18,379 that's no partnership. I'll tell you that much. 356 00:14:18,466 --> 00:14:19,030 Know what I mean? 357 00:14:19,815 --> 00:14:20,947 Exactly! 358 00:14:21,033 --> 00:14:22,470 What am I looking at? 359 00:14:22,557 --> 00:14:25,124 LeBron is the real deal. You need to talk to this guy. 360 00:14:25,125 --> 00:14:27,952 Yeah, I don't know if I trust his beady eyes, pointy ears, 361 00:14:27,953 --> 00:14:30,738 or the complete inability to process human language. 362 00:14:30,739 --> 00:14:32,870 Plus, in every horror film... he's Satan. 363 00:14:32,871 --> 00:14:34,394 Frank, use the goat. 364 00:14:34,394 --> 00:14:37,004 That dog Hopper's triggering all sorts of stuff in you. 365 00:14:37,005 --> 00:14:38,963 I got three hours to find him a home. 366 00:14:38,965 --> 00:14:40,052 I've checked every rescue and shelter 367 00:14:40,052 --> 00:14:41,879 and I even messaged a woman on the apps. 368 00:14:41,880 --> 00:14:43,403 She thought I was a PetSmart bot. 369 00:14:43,490 --> 00:14:44,971 Just adopt the dog. 370 00:14:45,057 --> 00:14:46,448 My home life is not set up for that. 371 00:14:46,450 --> 00:14:47,537 I got a cat. 372 00:14:47,538 --> 00:14:50,585 And a job. Wow. How do you do it? 373 00:14:51,193 --> 00:14:53,065 Alright. I'm gonna go do what I do best. 374 00:14:53,066 --> 00:14:54,457 Formulate a plan as I go. 375 00:14:56,764 --> 00:14:58,418 I love my daughter. 376 00:14:59,158 --> 00:15:01,335 I just don't know that I like her right now. 377 00:15:05,426 --> 00:15:06,774 - Hey. - Hey. 378 00:15:06,774 --> 00:15:08,211 Is everything okay? 379 00:15:08,690 --> 00:15:11,561 Seemed like you were getting a bit red and strainy out there. 380 00:15:11,562 --> 00:15:13,955 Literally everyone in this office screwed up today. 381 00:15:13,956 --> 00:15:16,087 Even Eugene. He spayed the wrong animal. 382 00:15:16,088 --> 00:15:17,437 Come on, Eugene! 383 00:15:17,437 --> 00:15:18,874 Not everyone. 384 00:15:18,961 --> 00:15:21,006 Bit of a... star student, so. 385 00:15:21,094 --> 00:15:22,095 Yeah. 386 00:15:22,225 --> 00:15:23,052 Uh... you did bring the hammer down 387 00:15:23,139 --> 00:15:24,573 pretty hard on Shred, though. 388 00:15:24,575 --> 00:15:27,054 Okay, but who takes a tip on the job? 389 00:15:27,056 --> 00:15:29,536 Right. That... it's just so disappointing. 390 00:15:29,537 --> 00:15:31,015 Terrible. 391 00:15:31,017 --> 00:15:33,019 But do you think that maybe you chose this weekend 392 00:15:33,105 --> 00:15:34,280 to punish him because... 393 00:15:35,934 --> 00:15:36,804 'Cause what? 394 00:15:37,806 --> 00:15:38,807 You know. 395 00:15:39,373 --> 00:15:40,504 No, just say it. 396 00:15:41,027 --> 00:15:43,289 Because he had plans with Isabelle. 397 00:15:43,899 --> 00:15:45,030 Oh, no. 398 00:15:45,118 --> 00:15:47,857 No, I would never do something like that. 399 00:15:47,859 --> 00:15:49,470 Wait, did I do something like that? 400 00:15:49,557 --> 00:15:51,123 Yeah, I think you might have. 401 00:15:51,124 --> 00:15:53,168 Oh... am I a terrible person? 402 00:15:53,168 --> 00:15:55,735 No, I actually do want Shred to be happy. 403 00:15:55,736 --> 00:15:56,866 Of course you do. Yeah. 404 00:15:56,868 --> 00:15:58,173 You just don't want it in your face. 405 00:15:58,173 --> 00:15:59,697 No, I really don't. 406 00:15:59,783 --> 00:16:01,654 Also, though, should Shred be with someone 407 00:16:01,655 --> 00:16:02,831 who he has to change for? 408 00:16:02,918 --> 00:16:03,918 Emily. 409 00:16:04,005 --> 00:16:05,485 You're right. Let him have his fun 410 00:16:05,572 --> 00:16:06,965 with his little runaround girl. 411 00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,182 Oh. Still going? 412 00:16:08,183 --> 00:16:10,620 No, I'm done. I'm done. That was it. 413 00:16:10,620 --> 00:16:11,753 Got it outta my system. 414 00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:22,503 Get that filthy animal out of here! 415 00:16:22,590 --> 00:16:23,197 The dog can stay. 416 00:16:23,198 --> 00:16:24,198 Nice to see you, Patrick. 417 00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:26,288 I see you're taking a break from your usual 418 00:16:26,288 --> 00:16:29,162 divorced dad meal of eating loose turkey over a sink. 419 00:16:29,249 --> 00:16:31,032 Joke's on you, because I also did that 420 00:16:31,033 --> 00:16:32,077 when I was still married. 421 00:16:32,164 --> 00:16:34,731 What's with the dog? Perp walk? 422 00:16:34,818 --> 00:16:36,429 Pop your hearing aid back in and find out. 423 00:16:37,952 --> 00:16:40,085 My former brothers in blue. 424 00:16:40,086 --> 00:16:42,260 This is Hopper. He used to be police. 425 00:16:42,261 --> 00:16:44,873 Used to be one of your own. He needs a home. 426 00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:48,048 So... I am here to ask you. 427 00:16:48,049 --> 00:16:51,357 Who would like to step up and be a hero to this hero? 428 00:16:55,536 --> 00:16:57,231 Uh. 429 00:16:57,232 --> 00:16:59,842 Okay. Uh, I didn't want to say this, 430 00:16:59,844 --> 00:17:02,629 uh, but... if someone doesn't take him, 431 00:17:02,629 --> 00:17:04,586 he is gonna be put down tonight. 432 00:17:09,462 --> 00:17:10,463 Really? 433 00:17:11,029 --> 00:17:12,030 No one? 434 00:17:13,031 --> 00:17:14,944 Patrick. How about you? 435 00:17:14,945 --> 00:17:16,685 Colleen got your Frenchie in the divorce, right? 436 00:17:16,686 --> 00:17:18,211 I still have custody of Juliet. 437 00:17:18,298 --> 00:17:19,906 Okay. Fourth of July? New Year's? 438 00:17:19,907 --> 00:17:21,169 The fireworks holidays? 439 00:17:21,170 --> 00:17:23,345 Those are the times when she needs a warm lap the most. 440 00:17:23,346 --> 00:17:26,218 Jean! Be a darling and bring me a couple of new sons. 441 00:17:26,219 --> 00:17:27,133 Please. 442 00:17:27,220 --> 00:17:29,916 Oh, come on, guys. 443 00:17:29,917 --> 00:17:32,310 You worked with him side by side for years. 444 00:17:32,311 --> 00:17:34,051 He loves you. He's like a brother! 445 00:17:34,052 --> 00:17:35,923 Yeah, he got a little aggressive. 446 00:17:35,923 --> 00:17:38,664 He didn't play exactly the way that you wanted him to play. 447 00:17:38,665 --> 00:17:40,842 But that doesn't mean he's not worth something. 448 00:17:42,278 --> 00:17:43,625 Probably thought... 449 00:17:43,626 --> 00:17:45,802 Okay. Okay, Bill. 450 00:17:46,804 --> 00:17:47,413 Okay. 451 00:17:48,458 --> 00:17:49,545 Oh, boy. 452 00:17:49,546 --> 00:17:51,068 Got a little burger smoke in my eye. 453 00:17:51,069 --> 00:17:52,287 Oh, come on! 454 00:17:52,288 --> 00:17:54,028 Not like this. Not today. 455 00:17:54,682 --> 00:17:56,596 I'll take the dog! 456 00:17:56,683 --> 00:17:57,815 Wait. Really? 457 00:17:57,902 --> 00:17:59,294 Sure. Just... will you compose yourself? 458 00:17:59,295 --> 00:18:01,035 It's frickin' mortifying. 459 00:18:01,036 --> 00:18:03,691 Hey! Uh... show's over, folks. 460 00:18:04,431 --> 00:18:06,997 Probably should've led with this, but... he bites. 461 00:18:06,998 --> 00:18:09,086 So do I. We'll work it out. 462 00:18:09,087 --> 00:18:10,305 Thanks, Dad. 463 00:18:10,306 --> 00:18:11,654 Yeah. Sure. 464 00:18:12,307 --> 00:18:16,136 Don't come back here until I'm dead. 465 00:18:16,137 --> 00:18:18,704 Oh, that's fine. I can wait six months. 466 00:18:24,538 --> 00:18:25,278 Hey. 467 00:18:25,582 --> 00:18:26,104 Hey. 468 00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:27,626 It's looking good in here. 469 00:18:27,627 --> 00:18:30,717 It, um... does still smell a bit challenging. 470 00:18:30,718 --> 00:18:32,371 Yeah, without going into details, 471 00:18:32,372 --> 00:18:34,763 that goat is a... productive gentleman. 472 00:18:34,765 --> 00:18:35,853 Yeah. 473 00:18:35,940 --> 00:18:38,463 Um... look, how about you finish this on Monday. 474 00:18:38,464 --> 00:18:39,335 Really? 475 00:18:40,205 --> 00:18:43,469 Victoria made me realize I was being a bit harsh. 476 00:18:43,470 --> 00:18:46,993 Well... thank you, but I think you were being fair. 477 00:18:46,994 --> 00:18:49,344 And I know you have a lot on your plate right now, so... 478 00:18:49,345 --> 00:18:51,085 I'm sorry I added to it. 479 00:18:51,086 --> 00:18:52,652 No, it's no worries. 480 00:18:52,653 --> 00:18:55,698 Um... anyways, have a... have a good time this weekend. 481 00:18:55,699 --> 00:18:56,960 Thank you. 482 00:18:56,961 --> 00:18:57,919 Okay. 483 00:18:58,397 --> 00:18:59,442 Ooh! And, hey... 484 00:18:59,528 --> 00:19:01,314 I'll post a bunch of pictures in the group chat. 485 00:19:02,923 --> 00:19:04,708 Good. Good. 486 00:19:06,971 --> 00:19:08,145 - Hey. - Hey. 487 00:19:08,146 --> 00:19:09,234 How did it go? 488 00:19:09,321 --> 00:19:10,671 Pretty good. 489 00:19:10,758 --> 00:19:13,019 Thanks for having my back, occasional truck buddy. 490 00:19:13,020 --> 00:19:14,804 No worries, mate. It was my pleasure. 491 00:19:14,805 --> 00:19:15,371 Mmm. 492 00:19:16,067 --> 00:19:18,199 Is there anything else I can do for you? 493 00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:20,506 No. No. Uh... I think I'm good. 494 00:19:20,507 --> 00:19:21,376 Alright. 495 00:19:24,902 --> 00:19:25,903 Uh... 496 00:19:27,817 --> 00:19:29,255 Okay. Yeah. Okay. 497 00:19:31,038 --> 00:19:32,952 Um... can you break a 50? 498 00:19:32,953 --> 00:19:34,346 I can't. No, sorry. 499 00:19:38,873 --> 00:19:40,394 - Hello. - Hello. 500 00:19:40,395 --> 00:19:41,222 You ready? 501 00:19:41,744 --> 00:19:42,832 So ready. 502 00:19:42,833 --> 00:19:43,963 Yes! Okay, cool. 503 00:19:43,964 --> 00:19:46,314 Uh, my old boss just called, 504 00:19:46,315 --> 00:19:48,272 and she just got a new doorbell camera. 505 00:19:48,273 --> 00:19:50,711 Might be fun to, I don't know, walk in backwards. 506 00:19:50,798 --> 00:19:52,538 Hell yeah. Let's do it. 507 00:19:54,236 --> 00:19:55,976 Who's this guy? It's kinda hot. 508 00:19:55,977 --> 00:19:57,020 - Yeah? - Yeah. 509 00:20:06,509 --> 00:20:07,292 Oh... 510 00:20:08,163 --> 00:20:09,032 Oopsie. 511 00:20:13,211 --> 00:20:15,909 I'm sorry. I couldn't help myself. 512 00:20:15,910 --> 00:20:17,563 You're a good friend. 513 00:20:17,564 --> 00:20:19,434 Yeah. 514 00:20:22,916 --> 00:20:25,919 Can I make a toast to LeBron? 515 00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:29,009 The first therapist to ever take my side. 516 00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:33,099 Might I add, reluctantly, to Frank, 517 00:20:33,101 --> 00:20:34,755 who actually saved the dog. 518 00:20:34,842 --> 00:20:35,538 Mmhmm. 519 00:20:36,278 --> 00:20:40,281 It wasn't me who saved him. It was me who saved me. 520 00:20:41,326 --> 00:20:42,065 To me. 521 00:20:42,066 --> 00:20:42,848 I heard you cried. 522 00:20:42,849 --> 00:20:44,023 Shut up! 523 00:20:44,025 --> 00:20:45,330 Francis! 524 00:20:45,417 --> 00:20:46,332 Crap. Dad? 525 00:20:46,854 --> 00:20:48,070 Excuse me. 526 00:20:48,072 --> 00:20:50,161 Be careful, Frank. We're up pretty high. 527 00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:52,250 Okay, stop! I'm not afraid of heights. 528 00:20:54,209 --> 00:20:54,990 What? 529 00:20:54,991 --> 00:20:56,384 Can't do it. 530 00:20:56,471 --> 00:21:00,126 It's been 45 minutes! You can't bail this quickly. 531 00:21:00,127 --> 00:21:02,085 It's not one of my little league games! 532 00:21:02,086 --> 00:21:04,913 This dirtbag bit me twice already! 533 00:21:05,480 --> 00:21:07,176 Yeah, I told you about that. 534 00:21:07,178 --> 00:21:09,483 Do we need to talk about memory issues again, Dad? 535 00:21:09,484 --> 00:21:11,269 I'm tying him to the railing. 536 00:21:11,269 --> 00:21:13,009 Oh, come on! 537 00:21:15,448 --> 00:21:17,231 Can't do it! 538 00:21:19,059 --> 00:21:20,146 If you need it... 539 00:21:20,147 --> 00:21:22,454 I got the number for a great goat. 540 00:21:28,461 --> 00:21:30,592 Okay, so we're getting to know each other. 541 00:21:30,593 --> 00:21:32,898 We've learned where our boundaries lie. 542 00:21:32,900 --> 00:21:34,291 Hopper and I get the bedroom. 543 00:21:34,292 --> 00:21:35,641 Doc Whiskers, 544 00:21:35,642 --> 00:21:38,251 as he has so articulately communicated, gets... 545 00:21:38,252 --> 00:21:39,819 the rest of the world. 546 00:21:39,906 --> 00:21:41,386 And if we wanna go to the bathroom... 547 00:21:44,432 --> 00:21:46,479 We'll hold it! We will hold it. 548 00:21:46,566 --> 00:21:48,349 Alright. Alright, let's go. 549 00:21:49,176 --> 00:21:51,657 Precinct 13 ain't looking too bad now, is it?