1 00:00:35,493 --> 00:00:39,496 Happy Thanksgiving! 2 00:00:39,497 --> 00:00:40,914 What are all these cars? 3 00:00:40,915 --> 00:00:43,584 Oh, just a few strays that didn't have anywhere to go. 4 00:00:43,585 --> 00:00:44,835 It's not that many people. 5 00:00:44,836 --> 00:00:48,047 That's Lila and her girlfriend Zadie, and Derek and Eric. 6 00:00:48,048 --> 00:00:50,174 Rita from my ShopRite. 7 00:00:50,175 --> 00:00:54,219 Jim, Megan, Aaron. I think that's Tom and Tommy. 8 00:00:54,220 --> 00:00:56,555 Okay, honey. Take this in. We're gonna be here for a while. 9 00:00:56,556 --> 00:00:58,600 No, it's not that many people. 10 00:00:59,642 --> 00:01:02,519 And that one's Ginny. She's pretty much all packed up. 11 00:01:02,520 --> 00:01:04,688 Oh. How you doing with that? 12 00:01:04,689 --> 00:01:05,898 I'm good. 13 00:01:05,899 --> 00:01:08,150 It was good to have them here. But, you know, it's time. 14 00:01:08,151 --> 00:01:10,819 I've gotta get my house back to myself. Where's Jack? 15 00:01:10,820 --> 00:01:12,404 Oh, he's driving up separately. 16 00:01:12,405 --> 00:01:15,365 Yeah, he's doing one of his last long runs before next week, 17 00:01:15,366 --> 00:01:17,284 and I didn't feel like waiting for him. 18 00:01:17,285 --> 00:01:18,452 Hmm. 19 00:01:18,453 --> 00:01:21,246 We've been trying to let each other do our own thing more lately. 20 00:01:21,247 --> 00:01:22,456 We're freeballing it. 21 00:01:22,457 --> 00:01:24,458 Okay. Sounds gross. 22 00:01:26,628 --> 00:01:27,961 Whose car is that? 23 00:01:27,962 --> 00:01:30,506 I don't know. It's just so wittle. 24 00:01:30,507 --> 00:01:32,467 Who do I know that's wittle? 25 00:01:36,262 --> 00:01:37,722 Happy Thanksgiving! 26 00:01:38,431 --> 00:01:40,808 Did you borrow that car from Polly Pocket? 27 00:01:40,809 --> 00:01:44,646 Guys, careful where you park that thing 'cause the baby might choke on it. 28 00:01:45,396 --> 00:01:48,482 But for real, if we drip water on it, will it get bigger? 29 00:01:48,483 --> 00:01:49,566 Fuck y'all! 30 00:02:03,331 --> 00:02:05,541 Who are all these fucking people? 31 00:02:05,542 --> 00:02:06,917 Hello. Hi, hi, hi! 32 00:02:06,918 --> 00:02:08,669 Oh! Lila! 33 00:02:08,670 --> 00:02:09,753 Hi. 34 00:02:09,754 --> 00:02:11,171 You must be Zadie. 35 00:02:11,172 --> 00:02:12,507 Hi. 36 00:02:14,676 --> 00:02:15,717 Hi. 37 00:02:15,718 --> 00:02:18,512 - Happy Thanksgiving. - Happy Thanksgiving. Good to see you. 38 00:02:18,513 --> 00:02:20,431 - Red or white? - Talk to the boss. 39 00:02:21,599 --> 00:02:23,017 - Red, please. - Oh. 40 00:02:24,352 --> 00:02:25,727 He got so big. 41 00:02:25,728 --> 00:02:27,646 - Yeah, he's multiplying. - Happy Thanksgiving! 42 00:02:27,647 --> 00:02:30,149 - Aw, you got big too. - Hi. He's so big! 43 00:02:30,150 --> 00:02:31,276 Wonderful. 44 00:02:31,860 --> 00:02:34,778 I'll drink this and my mood will change as follows. 45 00:02:34,779 --> 00:02:36,155 Quiet rage. 46 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:37,489 Mostly rude. 47 00:02:37,490 --> 00:02:39,324 Flirty. Still rude. 48 00:02:39,325 --> 00:02:42,202 And finally, a return to me being adorable. 49 00:02:42,203 --> 00:02:43,370 Let the journey begin. 50 00:02:43,371 --> 00:02:44,998 Hmm. 51 00:02:45,623 --> 00:02:49,251 I wanted us to try an Italian car, but then he hates it. 52 00:02:49,252 --> 00:02:51,503 You know why? 'Cause he cannot drive stick. 53 00:02:51,504 --> 00:02:53,964 Because I live in the present. 54 00:02:53,965 --> 00:02:58,552 I also don't take steam trains or listen to the phonograph while I jog! 55 00:02:58,553 --> 00:03:01,180 Anyway, the reason why we wanted that car 56 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:04,766 is because we've been talking about our next chapter, and-- 57 00:03:04,767 --> 00:03:06,059 Don't tell them. 58 00:03:06,060 --> 00:03:08,437 Happy Thanksgiving, everybody! 59 00:03:08,438 --> 00:03:09,438 Hey! 60 00:03:09,439 --> 00:03:11,190 So many people. 61 00:03:11,191 --> 00:03:13,442 - Hey, Jack! - Looking hot! 62 00:03:13,443 --> 00:03:17,738 Well, congratulations on becoming a state trooper, by the way. 63 00:03:19,199 --> 00:03:22,201 - Talk to me about the look. - Don't worry, I brought a sweater. 64 00:03:22,202 --> 00:03:25,120 - I do not care. - Haven't you heard? They're freeballing? 65 00:03:25,121 --> 00:03:26,330 - Mm-hmm, yeah. - What? 66 00:03:26,331 --> 00:03:28,207 - Thank you. - Put that in immediately. 67 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:29,416 We hacked marriage. 68 00:03:29,417 --> 00:03:31,001 You know, she lets me look like this, 69 00:03:31,002 --> 00:03:33,670 and I don't say anything when she wears her big mama underwear. 70 00:03:33,671 --> 00:03:37,007 Yeah, and we don't have endless arguments about what's for dinner anymore. 71 00:03:37,008 --> 00:03:38,926 I can have Triscuits and cottage cheese, 72 00:03:38,927 --> 00:03:42,639 and he can order a meatball sub from that place where I saw a rat once. 73 00:03:43,306 --> 00:03:46,391 - Jack, isn't your marathon next week? - Yes, Team Nick. 74 00:03:46,392 --> 00:03:49,228 You know, I've been thinking about him a lot this week. 75 00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:51,730 Oh, yeah. He used to love Thanksgiving. 76 00:03:51,731 --> 00:03:54,274 Remember he spent a fortune on that, um, 77 00:03:54,275 --> 00:03:56,985 uh, stupid turkey sword thing? 78 00:03:56,986 --> 00:03:59,821 - Oh, no. - It was an old English carving blade. 79 00:03:59,822 --> 00:04:01,698 And I have it right here. 80 00:04:01,699 --> 00:04:02,908 No way. 81 00:04:02,909 --> 00:04:04,159 - Aw. - Yeah. 82 00:04:04,160 --> 00:04:07,454 We're doing all his old traditions, 'cause that's what he would've wanted. 83 00:04:07,455 --> 00:04:10,707 You know, just the people he loved the most together in one-- 84 00:04:10,708 --> 00:04:13,794 - Terry alert! Terry approaching! - Shut up! 85 00:04:15,964 --> 00:04:19,424 - Terry is here, everybody. - Terry is here. 86 00:04:19,425 --> 00:04:21,969 - Say hi to Terry. Make yourself at home. - Hi, Terry. 87 00:04:21,970 --> 00:04:24,054 All right then. Pants coming off. 88 00:04:24,055 --> 00:04:25,931 Whoops. Whoops. 89 00:04:27,850 --> 00:04:28,850 Oh, Ramona… 90 00:04:28,851 --> 00:04:30,894 ♪ This is my hot tub crew ♪ 91 00:04:30,895 --> 00:04:33,772 - Hi, happy Thanksgiving. - Happy Thanksgiving. 92 00:04:33,773 --> 00:04:37,150 This is Ramona. She makes handcrafted looms. 93 00:04:37,151 --> 00:04:38,778 - Oh, okay. - So you're a weaver? 94 00:04:39,362 --> 00:04:40,863 No, I make looms. 95 00:04:43,992 --> 00:04:46,368 Happy Thanksgiving. Ugh! 96 00:04:46,369 --> 00:04:47,619 My hat. 97 00:04:47,620 --> 00:04:48,997 "Talk to the boss." 98 00:04:49,539 --> 00:04:52,874 It was a long ride in an uncomfortable car. 99 00:04:52,875 --> 00:04:54,419 My hat got smushed. 100 00:04:55,211 --> 00:04:56,963 Okay, but is it just about the car? 101 00:04:57,672 --> 00:05:00,341 Why didn't you let me tell them about our plans? 102 00:05:02,427 --> 00:05:03,760 Are you changing your mind? 103 00:05:03,761 --> 00:05:06,306 No, it just wasn't the right moment. 104 00:05:07,265 --> 00:05:08,683 I'll tell them. 105 00:05:10,935 --> 00:05:11,894 Okay. 106 00:05:13,438 --> 00:05:14,522 Let me see. 107 00:05:19,777 --> 00:05:22,821 I can't do this without my haberdashery tools. 108 00:05:22,822 --> 00:05:25,742 Why did Anne invite all these randos? 109 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:28,493 I didn't get a big enough turkey. 110 00:05:28,494 --> 00:05:32,205 Terry and Ramona are gonna throw off the vibes of the talent show. 111 00:05:32,206 --> 00:05:35,543 Maybe their talent could be grinding conversation to a halt. 112 00:05:36,878 --> 00:05:38,920 Hmm, what's all this? 113 00:05:38,921 --> 00:05:43,175 Oh, that is the little business plan for the place down the shore. 114 00:05:43,176 --> 00:05:44,176 What do you think? 115 00:05:44,177 --> 00:05:46,511 Well, I think when you mentioned doing an Airbnb, 116 00:05:46,512 --> 00:05:49,890 I didn't realize you were, like, "make a whole binder" serious about it. 117 00:05:49,891 --> 00:05:52,225 It's not an Airbnb. It's a BandB. 118 00:05:52,226 --> 00:05:54,353 Like a bed and breakfast that I could run. 119 00:05:54,354 --> 00:05:56,229 - Newhart shit. - Okay, cool. 120 00:05:56,230 --> 00:05:57,606 Well, have fun. 121 00:05:57,607 --> 00:05:59,108 Tell me how your life goes. 122 00:06:00,193 --> 00:06:01,651 Wait, are you mad? 123 00:06:01,652 --> 00:06:03,111 Well, I'm not psyched. 124 00:06:03,112 --> 00:06:06,656 You're planning a new Airbnb life down the shore without me. 125 00:06:06,657 --> 00:06:07,992 It's not "air." 126 00:06:08,493 --> 00:06:10,869 And it's not without you. 127 00:06:10,870 --> 00:06:12,746 All right, this isn't happening tomorrow. 128 00:06:12,747 --> 00:06:17,084 There's gotta be loans and inspections and before any of that, 129 00:06:17,085 --> 00:06:19,920 I need to talk to Danny and see if he's even into it. 130 00:06:19,921 --> 00:06:22,089 Oh, well, that makes sense, 'cause Danny's your husband 131 00:06:22,090 --> 00:06:24,592 and I'm a cartoon frog that you hang out with. 132 00:06:26,302 --> 00:06:30,097 I mean, do you really not see what's mean about planning a life without me? 133 00:06:30,098 --> 00:06:33,058 You're the one who wanted us to do our own thing. 134 00:06:33,059 --> 00:06:34,893 Yeah, I meant we get off each other's backs, 135 00:06:34,894 --> 00:06:37,729 not like we need an E-Z Pass to go see each other. 136 00:06:37,730 --> 00:06:39,857 I don't think slamming drawers is healthy. 137 00:06:40,441 --> 00:06:41,775 I am not mad. 138 00:06:41,776 --> 00:06:45,071 I am thinking while closing drawers that are sticky. 139 00:06:46,447 --> 00:06:50,033 Jack, Danny does this for a living, right? 140 00:06:50,034 --> 00:06:54,079 This binder is just a bunch of shit I printed off Getty Images 141 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:56,123 until Danny either likes it or doesn't. 142 00:06:56,124 --> 00:06:59,419 Yeah, or worse, until Danny likes it then doesn't. 143 00:07:00,128 --> 00:07:03,673 Big idea Jones changes his mind about what he wants every two weeks. 144 00:07:09,303 --> 00:07:10,762 I-I'm sorry. 145 00:07:10,763 --> 00:07:12,557 Bet he'll like it. 146 00:07:19,397 --> 00:07:20,439 Ah. 147 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:21,982 There you are. 148 00:07:21,983 --> 00:07:24,860 What time do you have to be in Brooklyn for your vegan Friendsgiving? 149 00:07:24,861 --> 00:07:27,612 It's not vegan. You're adding that in for no reason. 150 00:07:27,613 --> 00:07:31,366 - We'll probably leave in like an hour. - Think you'll be back tomorrow for pie? 151 00:07:31,367 --> 00:07:32,868 I got two things of Cool Whip, 152 00:07:32,869 --> 00:07:35,120 so we can just rawdog one straight from the container. 153 00:07:35,121 --> 00:07:36,830 Oh, my God. Don't say "rawdog." 154 00:07:36,831 --> 00:07:38,499 Is Zadie having fun? 155 00:07:39,083 --> 00:07:41,085 You think she'll be back for Christmas? 156 00:07:42,211 --> 00:07:44,714 Uh, I don't know about that. 157 00:07:45,339 --> 00:07:47,967 My therapist has been saying 158 00:07:48,593 --> 00:07:53,763 it's really good to change up holiday traditions after someone dies. 159 00:07:53,764 --> 00:07:54,891 And 160 00:07:55,808 --> 00:07:56,766 this house… 161 00:07:56,767 --> 00:07:58,728 Yeah. It's hard. 162 00:08:00,188 --> 00:08:02,647 There's just so many memories here. 163 00:08:02,648 --> 00:08:05,526 Yeah, and they were all with Dad. 164 00:08:07,445 --> 00:08:08,738 So, 165 00:08:09,864 --> 00:08:13,575 my friends and I were talking about taking our own trip for Christmas. 166 00:08:13,576 --> 00:08:15,202 Maybe volunteer. 167 00:08:15,203 --> 00:08:16,204 Hmm. 168 00:08:17,163 --> 00:08:18,580 I'm sorry. Is that okay? 169 00:08:18,581 --> 00:08:20,290 Yeah, I know. I get it. 170 00:08:20,291 --> 00:08:21,875 - Yeah. - Yeah. 171 00:08:21,876 --> 00:08:24,252 Yes, definitely. For sure. 172 00:08:24,253 --> 00:08:26,087 You should go somewhere too. 173 00:08:26,088 --> 00:08:28,840 Like, um, sexy Christmas in Tokyo. 174 00:08:30,760 --> 00:08:33,721 Honey, I am fine right here. 175 00:08:34,263 --> 00:08:36,265 You don't worry about me, okay? 176 00:08:36,849 --> 00:08:37,683 Okay. 177 00:08:38,643 --> 00:08:40,061 - Thank you. - Okay. 178 00:08:41,229 --> 00:08:44,398 - Love you. - Love you… more. 179 00:08:56,661 --> 00:08:59,788 Hey, Gino. It's okay. It's okay, baby boy. 180 00:08:59,789 --> 00:09:01,039 It's-- Aw. 181 00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:04,417 Honey, why don't you just leave the crib in case you guys sleep over on Christmas? 182 00:09:04,418 --> 00:09:07,045 Oh, thanks, but he's used to that one. 183 00:09:07,046 --> 00:09:10,423 Somebody's pissed. Is he hungry? 184 00:09:10,424 --> 00:09:12,801 No, I-I-I just gave him a bottle. 185 00:09:12,802 --> 00:09:14,637 - Is his diaper wet? - Um… 186 00:09:15,304 --> 00:09:17,348 No, no. It's still dry. Okay, okay! 187 00:09:18,015 --> 00:09:21,476 ♪ Twinkle, twinkle, make it stop ♪ 188 00:09:21,477 --> 00:09:24,729 Does he hate me? I feel like he just hates me so much right now. 189 00:09:24,730 --> 00:09:26,523 Nobody hates anybody. 190 00:09:26,524 --> 00:09:29,234 We're just doing some fussing. That's all. 191 00:09:29,235 --> 00:09:31,736 We're just doing some fussing. Right? 192 00:09:31,737 --> 00:09:33,530 Here we go. 193 00:09:33,531 --> 00:09:34,990 Look at you! You're fussing! 194 00:09:34,991 --> 00:09:39,911 Let's see, we still got ten fingers and ten toes. 195 00:09:39,912 --> 00:09:43,832 And so far, so good. 196 00:09:43,833 --> 00:09:44,834 And… 197 00:09:46,711 --> 00:09:48,087 How… 198 00:09:49,130 --> 00:09:50,506 This was in his butt. 199 00:09:51,215 --> 00:09:52,507 Oh, my God. 200 00:09:52,508 --> 00:09:56,429 No, it wasn't actually in his butt. Just near his butt… 201 00:09:57,096 --> 00:09:58,139 hole. 202 00:09:59,056 --> 00:10:01,975 Anne, if I had been by myself, he would've been like this for hours. 203 00:10:01,976 --> 00:10:03,059 - Hours. - Oh. 204 00:10:05,021 --> 00:10:07,606 Don't make me take the earring out of your butt. 205 00:10:10,901 --> 00:10:13,237 You want me to help take down the crib? 206 00:10:14,322 --> 00:10:15,655 Um… 207 00:10:15,656 --> 00:10:17,575 Yeah, I don't know. Maybe later. 208 00:10:18,701 --> 00:10:20,119 Sorry. 209 00:10:22,496 --> 00:10:24,290 Wait, who has COVID? 210 00:10:25,082 --> 00:10:27,667 I cannot get sick right before LoomFest. 211 00:10:27,668 --> 00:10:29,794 No, no, no. No one has COVID, all right? 212 00:10:29,795 --> 00:10:32,714 It's just a Pagano family Thanksgiving tradition 213 00:10:32,715 --> 00:10:34,758 started by the late, great Nick Pagano. 214 00:10:34,759 --> 00:10:37,969 Oh, and first prize is… 215 00:10:37,970 --> 00:10:39,138 this bad boy. 216 00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:40,889 Who's in? 217 00:10:40,890 --> 00:10:41,931 - Lila. - Fuck. 218 00:10:41,932 --> 00:10:44,851 Lila, come on. Can I put you down for a song? 219 00:10:44,852 --> 00:10:45,769 Mm-mm. 220 00:10:45,770 --> 00:10:48,271 You still know how to play "Riptide" on the ukulele? 221 00:10:48,272 --> 00:10:49,689 No, I'm good, Uncle Jack. 222 00:10:49,690 --> 00:10:51,733 All right, uh, anybody else? 223 00:10:51,734 --> 00:10:53,777 It's a tradition here we do. 224 00:10:53,778 --> 00:10:56,279 Come on, come on. Terry. 225 00:10:56,280 --> 00:10:59,741 Can't believe I'm saying this, but, uh, let's bust out that guitar, huh? 226 00:10:59,742 --> 00:11:01,911 Why would I have brought a guitar? 227 00:11:02,703 --> 00:11:03,620 Well… 228 00:11:03,621 --> 00:11:04,705 - Hey. - Oh, sorry. 229 00:11:10,586 --> 00:11:11,670 Katherine! 230 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:13,963 Sorry, did I scare you? 231 00:11:13,964 --> 00:11:16,800 No, wait-- Um, sit, actually. I wanted to talk to you. 232 00:11:16,801 --> 00:11:18,802 Well, actually, I want to talk to you, too. 233 00:11:18,803 --> 00:11:20,595 Oh, okay. Do you want to go first? 234 00:11:20,596 --> 00:11:23,973 Hmm, you go first. Yeah. You go first. 235 00:11:23,974 --> 00:11:25,934 Okay, ahem. 236 00:11:25,935 --> 00:11:29,187 Okay, well, this is gonna sound like a zag-- 237 00:11:29,188 --> 00:11:31,022 Claude and I are moving to Italy! 238 00:11:31,023 --> 00:11:32,483 Sorry, I went first. 239 00:11:33,401 --> 00:11:34,359 What? 240 00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:35,403 Yeah. 241 00:11:35,903 --> 00:11:38,238 That's why we rented that stupid little car, 242 00:11:38,239 --> 00:11:41,950 'cause that's what we'll need when we live in Claude's mountain village. 243 00:11:41,951 --> 00:11:43,535 Mountain village? 244 00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:45,036 I know! 245 00:11:45,037 --> 00:11:46,830 When Claude first said it, I thought, 246 00:11:46,831 --> 00:11:50,166 "What, am I gonna to have to put on skis every time I need to get toilet paper?" 247 00:11:51,794 --> 00:11:53,129 But then, 248 00:11:53,754 --> 00:11:57,758 we'd be closer to his family, you know, since we've always lived near mine. 249 00:11:59,593 --> 00:12:01,262 It's big, I know. 250 00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:04,682 Come on. What do you think? 251 00:12:06,809 --> 00:12:10,895 Okay, well, if this is your latest thing, fine. 252 00:12:10,896 --> 00:12:13,940 Uh, what do you mean, "my latest thing"? 253 00:12:13,941 --> 00:12:15,901 Do you not see that you keep doing this? 254 00:12:16,819 --> 00:12:18,945 You retile a kitchen for no reason. 255 00:12:18,946 --> 00:12:21,282 And Patrizia, we all know how that turned out. 256 00:12:21,949 --> 00:12:24,993 You were emailing surrogates three months ago. 257 00:12:24,994 --> 00:12:26,953 Hey, madam, return to your lane. 258 00:12:26,954 --> 00:12:28,456 No, okay, I'm sorry, okay. 259 00:12:28,956 --> 00:12:30,540 But you asked me what I thought, 260 00:12:30,541 --> 00:12:32,250 and you know I would never lie to you. 261 00:12:32,251 --> 00:12:37,047 I mean, do you see yourself yodeling on an alp for the rest of your life? 262 00:12:37,631 --> 00:12:38,840 Katherine. 263 00:12:38,841 --> 00:12:39,842 Stop. 264 00:12:40,843 --> 00:12:42,678 Claude really wants this. 265 00:12:45,139 --> 00:12:47,724 And you're getting cold feet, and that's why you're fighting, 266 00:12:47,725 --> 00:12:49,518 and that's why you asked me what I thought. 267 00:12:57,735 --> 00:13:00,361 I'm gonna go remind Anne to put out both kinds of olives. 268 00:13:00,362 --> 00:13:02,865 Yeah, you really should go fucking do that. 269 00:13:09,663 --> 00:13:12,749 - Hey, did you talk to Danny? - Uh, kind of. 270 00:13:12,750 --> 00:13:16,419 - How do you "kinda" talk to someone? - It was complicated. Don't worry about it. 271 00:13:16,420 --> 00:13:19,047 Wait, come on, I feel shitty about earlier. 272 00:13:19,048 --> 00:13:21,925 Can we just not freeball for a second? What happened? 273 00:13:21,926 --> 00:13:24,552 Jack, it is the middle of Thanksgiving. 274 00:13:24,553 --> 00:13:29,391 Does everyone here need a one-act play about our communication skills? I am fine. 275 00:13:35,689 --> 00:13:40,653 Hey. We're trying to leave, but there's, like, a food delivery robot in the way. 276 00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:43,404 That's my car. 277 00:14:04,552 --> 00:14:06,136 Okay. 278 00:14:07,096 --> 00:14:08,513 And… 279 00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:11,016 Son of a bitch. 280 00:14:14,019 --> 00:14:17,188 Goddammit! You Italian piece of shit! 281 00:14:17,189 --> 00:14:18,857 Are you talking about me? 282 00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:21,068 No, I… 283 00:14:22,486 --> 00:14:23,903 It's this car. 284 00:14:23,904 --> 00:14:26,114 Why doesn't it know I'm good at everything? 285 00:14:26,115 --> 00:14:28,659 Is it just the car? Really? 286 00:14:29,743 --> 00:14:33,372 You've been stressed out all day. I think this is about the move. 287 00:14:34,957 --> 00:14:37,668 I know how hard it is. I've been there, I've done it. 288 00:14:38,252 --> 00:14:39,086 Yeah. 289 00:14:39,795 --> 00:14:43,423 You know how long it took me to adjust to your disgusting food and language? 290 00:14:43,424 --> 00:14:44,591 Hmm? 291 00:14:44,592 --> 00:14:45,593 I know. 292 00:14:48,846 --> 00:14:51,557 I only want to go to Italy if you're excited to go too. 293 00:14:55,853 --> 00:14:57,771 Now get the fuck out so I can move the car. 294 00:15:02,401 --> 00:15:03,860 - Come on. - Okay. 295 00:15:06,655 --> 00:15:07,947 All right. 296 00:15:12,328 --> 00:15:13,287 Hey! 297 00:15:17,708 --> 00:15:21,587 It's okay. In Italy, we believe cars can touch a little bit. 298 00:15:39,730 --> 00:15:41,731 You're quiet. You okay over there? 299 00:15:41,732 --> 00:15:43,733 Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. 300 00:15:43,734 --> 00:15:49,113 Well, except I found a stuffing that has wild rice, raisins, and jalapeños in it. 301 00:15:49,114 --> 00:15:51,574 Should I throw it out or call the police? 302 00:15:51,575 --> 00:15:53,077 Oh. Hey, Anne. 303 00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:54,702 Hey. 304 00:15:54,703 --> 00:15:59,165 I just want to say thanks for inviting all of us with nowhere to go. 305 00:15:59,166 --> 00:16:02,336 - It means the world. - That is so sweet, Terry. 306 00:16:02,878 --> 00:16:03,795 You know, 307 00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:07,049 some of my friends were ribbing me about inviting too many people. 308 00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:09,551 Well, I think it's beautiful. 309 00:16:10,094 --> 00:16:12,637 I have to say, I was a little shocked when I got your e-vite. 310 00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:15,473 But then I'm like, "Terry, there's only one reason 311 00:16:15,474 --> 00:16:18,936 why somebody would invite this many people to their house." 312 00:16:19,770 --> 00:16:22,439 So many people that you can't hear your own thoughts. 313 00:16:23,023 --> 00:16:24,733 And the reason is, Anne… 314 00:16:27,695 --> 00:16:28,988 you've got a big heart. 315 00:16:31,115 --> 00:16:31,991 Yes. 316 00:16:32,908 --> 00:16:33,742 It… 317 00:16:35,202 --> 00:16:36,203 That. 318 00:16:36,954 --> 00:16:40,373 - Terry, go see if people want toothpicks. - Okay. 319 00:16:40,374 --> 00:16:42,750 - Oh, Danny! - Uh-uh. Nope. 320 00:16:42,751 --> 00:16:43,918 Alrighty. 321 00:16:43,919 --> 00:16:46,463 - Kate, can I grab you for a second? - Yeah. 322 00:16:51,093 --> 00:16:52,552 Danny, I'm sorry. 323 00:16:52,553 --> 00:16:53,470 Look… 324 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,431 We are moving to Italy. 325 00:16:56,432 --> 00:16:58,975 Yeah, and parts of it are scary. 326 00:16:58,976 --> 00:17:00,935 And Claude and I will have dumb-ass fights 327 00:17:00,936 --> 00:17:03,479 where I act like a little brat about a tiny car. 328 00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:06,107 But I'm a little brat about a lot of things. 329 00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:07,984 About the length of straight men's shorts. 330 00:17:07,985 --> 00:17:10,737 Uh, when we enter a restaurant and a waiter says, "Welcome in." 331 00:17:11,822 --> 00:17:15,450 The point is, this is our next chapter. 332 00:17:15,451 --> 00:17:19,954 It's the next chapter that the man I love wants the most. 333 00:17:19,955 --> 00:17:21,331 And I'm not gonna 334 00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:24,625 let my bullshit fuck it up. 335 00:17:24,626 --> 00:17:25,502 Yeah. 336 00:17:26,378 --> 00:17:29,380 You sound sure. You could've said all that the first time. 337 00:17:34,178 --> 00:17:35,679 So when do you go? 338 00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:37,556 Two weeks. 339 00:17:39,099 --> 00:17:39,975 Wow. 340 00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:45,938 Okay, so you, my friend, are moving to Italy. 341 00:17:45,939 --> 00:17:46,774 Yeah. 342 00:17:47,274 --> 00:17:48,525 Congratulations. 343 00:17:49,610 --> 00:17:51,527 I look forward to hearing you say, 344 00:17:51,528 --> 00:17:54,072 "It's 3:00 p.m., why the fuck is everything closed?" 345 00:18:01,663 --> 00:18:04,290 Don't let Jersey change you too much, little bro. 346 00:18:04,291 --> 00:18:06,667 I don't want to find a gold chain in your neck rolls. 347 00:18:06,668 --> 00:18:07,960 Oh. 348 00:18:07,961 --> 00:18:11,506 Well, actually, I think we might hold off on New Jersey for a second. 349 00:18:11,507 --> 00:18:13,800 Yeah, I think we might stick around here for the holidays. 350 00:18:13,801 --> 00:18:14,717 Seriously? 351 00:18:14,718 --> 00:18:16,969 Yeah! Your mom kind of hinted we could stay. 352 00:18:16,970 --> 00:18:21,682 Okay. Just maybe try to move out before you're fully Grey-Gardens-ing. 353 00:18:21,683 --> 00:18:23,434 No, I say that with love. 354 00:18:23,435 --> 00:18:25,520 Yes, I-I deeply appreciate that. 355 00:18:25,521 --> 00:18:27,105 - Yeah. - No Grey Gardens for us. 356 00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:28,940 Okay. 357 00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:29,857 - Hi. - Heading out? 358 00:18:29,858 --> 00:18:31,526 - Yeah. Love you. - Love you. 359 00:18:31,527 --> 00:18:32,693 - Mm. - Be safe. 360 00:18:32,694 --> 00:18:34,153 Thank you. I'll send pics. 361 00:18:34,154 --> 00:18:36,281 - Thanksgiving bib. - Bye. 362 00:18:37,032 --> 00:18:38,866 How cute is this bib? 363 00:18:38,867 --> 00:18:39,992 Thanksgiving bib. 364 00:18:39,993 --> 00:18:42,078 - Dinner's ready. - Oh, great! 365 00:18:42,079 --> 00:18:44,413 - Whatever. - Better, yes. 366 00:18:45,666 --> 00:18:48,043 - Wow! - I so big! 367 00:18:48,627 --> 00:18:50,628 All right, the turkey's ready. 368 00:18:50,629 --> 00:18:51,879 Oh! 369 00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:54,340 - Finally. - Oh. Um… 370 00:18:54,341 --> 00:18:56,551 Jack, you can sit here. I'll go sit at the card table. 371 00:18:56,552 --> 00:18:58,010 No, no, no, no, you stay. 372 00:18:58,011 --> 00:19:00,930 I'm happy to sit at the, uh, card table. 373 00:19:00,931 --> 00:19:02,391 - Yeah. - Thank you. 374 00:19:04,309 --> 00:19:05,601 - Hi. - Oh, hi! 375 00:19:05,602 --> 00:19:07,812 - Thank you. - Park it here. Turkey party. 376 00:19:07,813 --> 00:19:09,105 All right. 377 00:19:09,106 --> 00:19:10,815 Oh, wow. 378 00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:13,193 Hey, uh, have any of you seen Kate? 379 00:19:13,944 --> 00:19:15,320 No. 380 00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:19,574 So, Jeff, you work at ShopRite with Rita? 381 00:19:19,575 --> 00:19:20,659 Mm-mm. 382 00:19:21,743 --> 00:19:23,495 Uh, excuse me. 383 00:19:27,207 --> 00:19:28,792 Kate? 384 00:19:31,461 --> 00:19:33,505 Hey. What happened? 385 00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:36,883 Is this about Danny? What'd he say? 386 00:19:36,884 --> 00:19:39,552 No, it doesn't matter. I'm fine. Go. 387 00:19:39,553 --> 00:19:41,054 No, Kate, come on. You're crying. 388 00:19:41,638 --> 00:19:43,681 I talked to Danny, and… 389 00:19:43,682 --> 00:19:45,601 It's too much to explain. 390 00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:48,144 Wait, was he snarky about it? 391 00:19:48,145 --> 00:19:51,606 This Thanksgiving is fucked up enough without the core group turning on each-- 392 00:19:51,607 --> 00:19:55,110 What are you talking about core group? We're not the fucking Goonies. 393 00:19:57,112 --> 00:19:59,363 Wait, why'd you throw out the Airbnb-- 394 00:19:59,364 --> 00:20:02,659 It's not "air" and it's not happening. Go out. Go! 395 00:20:08,457 --> 00:20:10,249 Hey. Danny. 396 00:20:10,250 --> 00:20:11,210 Hey. 397 00:20:11,627 --> 00:20:13,420 Were you a wang about the binder? 398 00:20:14,004 --> 00:20:15,379 - What? - What? 399 00:20:15,380 --> 00:20:18,008 Were you a wang about the binder? 400 00:20:19,092 --> 00:20:19,927 What? 401 00:20:20,802 --> 00:20:23,054 Kate's BandB, not "air." 402 00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:26,433 Were you mean about the binder of it? 403 00:20:27,517 --> 00:20:28,936 Are you having a stroke? 404 00:20:29,478 --> 00:20:30,728 Am I having a stroke? 405 00:20:30,729 --> 00:20:32,355 - Are you okay? - You need to calm down. 406 00:20:32,356 --> 00:20:34,690 No, no, no. He needs to answer me. All right? 407 00:20:34,691 --> 00:20:36,609 Kate is upstairs right now, sobbing! 408 00:20:36,610 --> 00:20:38,402 Stop telling him! 409 00:20:38,403 --> 00:20:41,155 Look, you don't want to do the bed and breakfast, fine. 410 00:20:41,156 --> 00:20:43,908 - But you didn't have to hurt her. - What bed and breakfast? 411 00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:46,410 All I said was that we're moving to Italy. 412 00:20:46,411 --> 00:20:47,703 What? 413 00:20:47,704 --> 00:20:49,705 - You're moving to Italy? - Yes. 414 00:20:49,706 --> 00:20:52,208 Oh, so what, just fuck the core group? 415 00:20:52,209 --> 00:20:54,418 - Is that-- - Stop saying "core group." 416 00:20:54,419 --> 00:20:57,338 Jack, you need to take a deep breath. 417 00:20:57,339 --> 00:21:00,549 You're approaching "woman who needs to be duct taped to her plane seat" territory. 418 00:21:00,550 --> 00:21:02,093 Jack, stop it. 419 00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:06,347 Wait, why are you carving the turkey before we say what we're all thankful for? 420 00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:08,141 What, this is the turkey? 421 00:21:08,809 --> 00:21:11,770 Oh, I thought it was a little side turkey for, like, me and Ramona. 422 00:21:12,354 --> 00:21:16,107 Okay, you know what? It's canceled. Thanksgiving is canceled. 423 00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:17,858 - No! - Jack! 424 00:21:17,859 --> 00:21:20,861 No one has any gratitude for anyone else here. 425 00:21:20,862 --> 00:21:23,614 Fuck it. I'm done being the only one who gives a shit! 426 00:21:26,785 --> 00:21:29,204 - Jack, no! - What the hell? 427 00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:31,456 Are you okay? 428 00:21:32,207 --> 00:21:33,708 What the-- 429 00:21:33,709 --> 00:21:34,959 Oh. 430 00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:36,419 Your marathon. 431 00:21:55,731 --> 00:21:59,151 And I thank you, and I appreciate you, and I love you, and drive safe. 432 00:22:01,528 --> 00:22:02,945 Are you okay? 433 00:22:02,946 --> 00:22:05,072 I'm sorry he called you a wong. 434 00:22:05,073 --> 00:22:06,073 - A wong? - A wag. 435 00:22:06,074 --> 00:22:07,616 - It's a wang. - What is the wang? 436 00:22:07,617 --> 00:22:10,996 Don't even worry about it. I'm fine. Although I have been a wang. 437 00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:13,498 I'm sorry about today. 438 00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:17,835 I'm excited to go with you to Italy. I'm so excited. 439 00:22:17,836 --> 00:22:21,130 And if it makes you happy, I'll get an even smaller car when we get there. 440 00:22:21,131 --> 00:22:24,258 I can drive with my head popping out of the sunroof. 441 00:22:26,219 --> 00:22:27,095 Okay. 442 00:22:27,971 --> 00:22:28,888 Ciao! 443 00:22:48,658 --> 00:22:49,743 Okay. 444 00:22:50,911 --> 00:22:51,787 Come on. 445 00:22:52,996 --> 00:22:54,581 Oh. 446 00:22:56,625 --> 00:23:00,837 Why are these things' two modes, broken umbrella and bear trap? 447 00:23:01,380 --> 00:23:03,756 I brought you some leftovers for the weekend, 448 00:23:03,757 --> 00:23:06,384 and the meat is rotisserie chicken from my fridge. 449 00:23:06,385 --> 00:23:08,345 I promise it is not dirt turkey. 450 00:23:09,346 --> 00:23:10,680 Thanks. 451 00:23:15,811 --> 00:23:16,895 I, uh… 452 00:23:17,729 --> 00:23:20,314 I was thinking of maybe taking you up on your offer 453 00:23:20,315 --> 00:23:22,400 to stay just a little bit longer. 454 00:23:22,401 --> 00:23:23,652 I know you were. 455 00:23:24,694 --> 00:23:25,945 But I am kicking you out. 456 00:23:27,364 --> 00:23:29,156 Uh, what? 457 00:23:29,157 --> 00:23:32,701 You are ready for this, and you are good at it, Ginny. 458 00:23:32,702 --> 00:23:36,038 Okay, um, yeah, but what if I fuck up and you're not there to help me? 459 00:23:36,039 --> 00:23:38,082 Yeah. It's okay to fuck up. 460 00:23:38,083 --> 00:23:40,168 It is literally how you get better at it. 461 00:23:41,044 --> 00:23:42,878 I just hate seeing you doubt yourself. 462 00:23:42,879 --> 00:23:46,006 Because once you invite that voice into your head, 463 00:23:46,007 --> 00:23:48,635 the one that tells you that you can't do anything, 464 00:23:49,886 --> 00:23:52,097 it is really hard to evict that fucker. 465 00:23:55,475 --> 00:23:57,352 You got to trust me on that one. 466 00:23:59,271 --> 00:24:00,188 Okay. 467 00:24:02,107 --> 00:24:03,150 Mm. 468 00:24:07,821 --> 00:24:11,532 Okay. I got to get one last hit off of this good stuff. 469 00:24:11,533 --> 00:24:12,700 Yeah, get in there. 470 00:24:12,701 --> 00:24:16,745 I got to get one last hit off of this good stuff. 471 00:24:16,746 --> 00:24:18,664 That's a boy. 472 00:24:20,500 --> 00:24:21,835 That's a boy. 473 00:24:32,596 --> 00:24:34,306 Does Anne need her peas back? 474 00:24:34,806 --> 00:24:35,682 Let me see it. 475 00:24:40,228 --> 00:24:42,438 What were you thinking? 476 00:24:42,439 --> 00:24:44,356 I mean, isn't it obvious? 477 00:24:44,357 --> 00:24:48,445 I wanted to ruin Thanksgiving and the marathon I worked all year on. 478 00:24:49,154 --> 00:24:52,573 I definitely wasn't worried about my crying wife who won't talk to me. 479 00:24:52,574 --> 00:24:55,201 Oh, it's my fault? That's why you kicked dinner across the yard. 480 00:24:55,202 --> 00:24:57,370 I fucked up, okay? I'm… 481 00:24:58,163 --> 00:24:59,663 It's okay. 482 00:25:00,624 --> 00:25:02,708 - You're gonna be okay. - No. 483 00:25:02,709 --> 00:25:04,503 I'm really sorry. I mean, I… 484 00:25:05,212 --> 00:25:06,254 Me too. 485 00:25:06,755 --> 00:25:11,634 Just think of the amazing story you gave Ramona for LoomFest. 486 00:25:13,512 --> 00:25:14,513 God. 487 00:25:15,597 --> 00:25:19,518 Been married like a billion years. How are we still so bad at this? 488 00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:21,478 I don't know. 489 00:25:22,312 --> 00:25:27,191 But, you know, maybe growing further apart on purpose was a stupid idea. 490 00:25:27,192 --> 00:25:28,526 Hmm. 491 00:25:35,659 --> 00:25:37,826 Okay, kiddo. 492 00:25:37,827 --> 00:25:41,247 Okay, it's just you and me now. Yeah. 493 00:25:41,248 --> 00:25:45,377 How'd you like to Grey Gardens with me for the next 18 to 40 years? 494 00:25:46,127 --> 00:25:47,671 That's a yes. Okay. 495 00:27:02,370 --> 00:27:03,204 Annie! 496 00:27:04,414 --> 00:27:05,331 Annie!