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{\an8}THIS EPISODE
IT WILL SELF-DESTRUCT IN 3... 2...
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MOTHER'S OLD FASHIONED ROBOT OIL
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TIME FOR MASS HYPNOSIS
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Bachelor's Food
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{\an8}HIGH COURT OF THE FAMOUS ORIGINAL'S RAY
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The perfect crime.
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A very dark night,
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an unsuspecting victim
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and the master thief known as
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"The Cat".
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It's me, Bender.
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Cocoro, what?
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{\an8}Man, who ruined it
the dark, moonless night of the Cat?
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{\an8}3H18
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{\an8}Breaking news.
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{\an8}A new flash
mysteriously appeared in the sky.
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{\an8}FLASH
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{\an8}Reports indicate an intense light
that is visible in the known universe.
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{\an8}And let me add
which doesn't help my hangover at all!
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{\an8}Not even scientists know what it is.
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{\an8}I know very well what it is!
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{\an8}It has already been theorized,
but never before observed.
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A white hole!
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So no one knows what they're doing?
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I know very well what he does!
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It is the exact opposite of a black hole.
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Instead of taking it all in,
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expels everything.
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Energy, matter, time,
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the big three.
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And no one knows why?
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I know very well why!
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No, wait. I don't know.
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Well, I guess it's because you want attention.
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Why would you think that?
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ATTENTION
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ATTENTION
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I think it means "attention".
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Yeah, yeah.
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Greetings, Universe Six.
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Six?
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{\an8}We, from the distant realms,
we opened this white hole...
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I told you!
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... like a portal, to come together
to the others about 12 universes,
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in order to testify
the greatest of events.
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Something about my ass?
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The birth of a new universe.
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Congratulations.
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They will have to choose a group
of its highest representatives.
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If there are eight or fewer sentient beings
in your universe,
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everyone can come.
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Otherwise, sort it out.
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My friends,
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there is no better group than ours
to represent our universe,
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but we need to convince
the President of Earth
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in a language he understands.
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I am moved and flattered
by the size of this mountain
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and I would love to send you on this mission,
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but there is a problem.
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Got you.
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I don't return anything,
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but I fear that this is
one of those rare problems
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which cannot be resolved with bribes.
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-Rosemary!
- Yes.
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Call the Secretary of Space
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and put on his music.
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Bubblegum Tate!
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Farnsy, partner!
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So why can't I go?
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The doctor is as old as anything.
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Take back what you said!
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Now if I weren't so old,
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I'd shove some pears in your face.
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It's pure physics, professor.
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You're right. It's so obvious!
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The white hole is expelling
crotons in all directions.
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It's the Larry Bird of holes.
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The acceleration of local time
It must be tremendous.
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Whoever approached him
would age substantially.
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Exactly.
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And so the doctor still dies
before the end of this sentence...
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Was that a period or a comma?
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Reticence, okay?
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We need young people
for this mission.
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Comma.
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We select these students from the model team
UN, Sunnyside Preparatory,
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to represent us.
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Excellent! Integrity young people.
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They are neither hippies nor communists.
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Our!
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Let's do our best
to make you all proud.
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I hate her so much.
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It should have been me there.
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Well, your journey will be long,
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but not as long as the long mouth
that Charleston Chew gives us!
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That was quick.
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Girl, tell us
of the wonders he witnessed.
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Wow...
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By the ship's clock,
we have been traveling for 80 years
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when everything went down the drain.
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The hurricane winds of time
forced us to return to Earth.
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Our bodies withered away
and our lives were consumed.
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We must have underestimated
the flow of cronitons.
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Bender, give me something to write on.
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Yes. A little to the left.
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According to these "gibberish",
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it is possible to reach the white hole.
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Maybe, but it would be necessary
the most powerful rocket ever designed
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and a team in cryostasis
for ten million years.
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Whatever!
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It will be a pride to lead the mission.
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Then my life will have meaning.
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I take her wallet as a souvenir.
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And so,
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I was named leader of the greatest adventure
in the history of the universe.
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{\an8}Of course. Why not?
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THIS WEEK AT
UNIVERSE
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This Week in the Universe,
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the date is Sol 3.
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Everything is done to save money
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to build the biggest rocket
already created, in record time.
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And what's the icing on the cake?
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It's the Planet Express Ship,
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which has a heroic crew
who will be our emissary
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for historical birth
of a new universe.
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And, yes,
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Scruffy is going too.
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The stars called and Scruffy said:
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"Yes."
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The ship will hold,
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but for us to survive
on such a long journey,
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we need to be frozen in carbonara.
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I've never been frozen in this before.
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What is that? Cat litter?
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It is an advanced 3D bioprinter.
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Will create temporary copies of us
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for routine maintenance
or for emergencies.
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I doubt there will be any emergency.
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Emergency!
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The carbonara is almost at absolute zero.
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I'll put the champagne to cool
for our arrival.
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Well, there is nothing to fear.
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Relax
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and lie down in your ice coffins.
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See you in ten million years.
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{\an8}COUNT
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{\an8}Three, two, one,
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launch!
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Have a good trip, space "travelers."
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{\an8}TEN THOUSAND YEARS LATER
(TIME ON THE SHIP)
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Welcome to existence,
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Scruffy Number One.
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You are a temporary copy
from the original Scruffy,
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created for a single, critical mission.
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Oh yes?
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You have all of Scruffy's abilities,
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all your passions and desires.
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Tell me something I don't already know.
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But the ship's hull will only protect you
for a short time in the temporal flow,
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therefore, you will have to be quick.
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What a vital mission this is
for which I was created?
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See that pipe there that's leaking?
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Yes.
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I'll deal with it after my break.
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You don't have any breaks!
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You will die within five minutes.
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This mission kit contains
all necessary equipment.
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Goodbye!
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Chewing Gum
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Scruffy Number One leaves this world
a little better than it was.
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Welcome to existence, Fry Number One.
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You were created
for a single, critical mission.
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What is it?
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Scruffy Number One left the light on.
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Okay, let's see
what I have to work on.
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It was an honor.
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{\an8}ONE MINUTE AFTER LAUNCH
(EARTH TIME)
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Separating the rear into three, two...
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DEFECT
SEGMENTATION
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ERROR CODE 1202
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FAULT
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It's stuck by the rim!
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Is Amy okay?
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What... Who... What's going on?
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Rocket separation failure.
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We're going to need more cigarettes!
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DANGER!
STRUCTURAL FAILURE
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You better have a good reason
to call me into existence!
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The rocket's separation hook failed.
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It needs to unfold immediately.
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I'm a replica.
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I don't take orders from a hologram.
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You have to comply!
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It's our only hope
to save the originals.
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I do it. For him.
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Attention.
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On the outer covering of the ship,
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you will age at a fantastic rate.
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Everything I do is fantastic, bro.
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Go, Bender.
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Go, Bender.
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Bender!
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Go...
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Here's a dead hero.
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What is this for?
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For this.
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GUTTER
TO THE TRASH
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A life's work is complete.
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A life's work is complete.
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There are no infinite loops
with Scruffy Number Four.
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{\an8}TWO MILLION YEARS LATER
(TIME ON THE SHIP)
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{\an8}Divided by 28 cents per kiloton.
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I can't believe I was called
into existence just to calculate
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the depreciation of distances.
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But it was so good to be called.
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CANNED MINced MEAT
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My sandwich!
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Is that all?
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My entire existence has come to an end
opening a can of meat?
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Stop complaining.
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I am always created
to encourage those who are going to be disintegrated.
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It works!
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{\an8}ANOTHER MILLION YEARS LATER
(TIME ON THE SHIP)
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It's a bunch of space salps,
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living creatures trying to eat the ship.
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You're right.
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Amy Number 61, take care of the harpoon.
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Leela Number 15, evasive action.
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I Number Four, become a lot.
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Die, whatever you are!
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I'll take care of it!
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Thank you, Fry Number 27.
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I was printed by accident.
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Is it legal to stay here and eat yogurt?
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I already know!
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To kill the salps,
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we have to electrify the hull.
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Carry me!
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It worked!
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We achieved!
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And all thanks to me,
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Bender Number Three.
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I demand a raise!
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Absolutely.
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Three, two,
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one.
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I'm the greatest!
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YOGURT
Yomami
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{\an8}ONE MILLION YEARS LATER
(TIME ON THE SHIP)
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{\an8}So?
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A million years ago,
you left out the yogurt.
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Excellent. I am hungry.
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How strange. Where's the yogurt?
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Here he comes.
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What a little thing...
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Yes.
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{\an8}142 857 YEARS LATER
(TIME ON THE SHIP)
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Welcome to existence,
Zoidberg Number One.
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You were created
for a single and critical mission,
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to save the real crew
who we like.
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Don't like me?
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Not even a little bit.
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Now all replicas receive
a unique and personalized mission kit.
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I didn't receive anything.
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It is not necessary.
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For the mission, you just need to have an appetite.
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00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:03,939
That's what I have. What's on the menu?
268
00:17:03,940 --> 00:17:06,901
A certain amount of yogurt.
269
00:17:08,653 --> 00:17:10,738
What small doses.
270
00:17:18,788 --> 00:17:20,914
Look at so much yogurt.
271
00:17:20,915 --> 00:17:22,207
Great! I want it too.
272
00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:24,042
You haven't even been printed yet.
273
00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:25,961
I have a stomach and a mouth.
274
00:17:25,962 --> 00:17:27,588
Do I need anything else?
275
00:17:38,349 --> 00:17:41,685
That was over 270 kg of yogurt!
276
00:17:41,686 --> 00:17:43,604
No wonder I'm still hungry.
277
00:17:48,776 --> 00:17:50,319
Holy God!
278
00:17:59,954 --> 00:18:02,831
Where are you, you crab pig?
279
00:18:02,832 --> 00:18:04,709
Right here.
280
00:18:06,043 --> 00:18:07,669
Where are you?
281
00:18:07,670 --> 00:18:09,212
Right here.
282
00:18:09,213 --> 00:18:10,298
Oops!
283
00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:16,554
Very spicy.
284
00:18:18,306 --> 00:18:20,765
This is for Hermes Number 38
285
00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:22,059
and for some Frys!
286
00:18:24,562 --> 00:18:25,563
Die!
287
00:18:29,233 --> 00:18:30,860
I'm unstoppable!
288
00:18:32,570 --> 00:18:34,363
Who laughs now?
289
00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:40,410
Hologram Professor's Diary.
290
00:18:40,411 --> 00:18:42,287
Millions of years have passed,
291
00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:43,872
many of them exciting,
292
00:18:43,873 --> 00:18:48,209
while our frozen heroes
they slept boldly to glory.
293
00:18:48,210 --> 00:18:49,544
And lastly,
294
00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:53,049
we crossed the horizon
of reverse events.
295
00:18:55,718 --> 00:18:58,262
{\an8}TEN MILLION YEARS AFTER LAUNCH
(TIME ON THE SHIP)
296
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:10,315
Good news,
Maintenance copies are not required!
297
00:19:10,316 --> 00:19:12,067
Yes!
298
00:19:12,068 --> 00:19:13,526
What, expendable?
299
00:19:13,527 --> 00:19:18,156
Thanks to the efforts
of all temporary copies,
300
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:22,535
our precious crew survived
to reap your glorious reward.
301
00:19:22,536 --> 00:19:24,329
Like the last dispensable,
302
00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:27,165
will have the honor of defrosting them
303
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:28,708
and clean.
304
00:19:28,709 --> 00:19:32,254
Everything went exactly as planned.
305
00:19:37,885 --> 00:19:40,930
Exactly as planned.
306
00:19:52,983 --> 00:19:56,528
Each of you will have the task
to agree your original,
307
00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:59,699
to bathe him
and to anoint it with perfumed oils.
308
00:20:01,283 --> 00:20:02,283
Absolutely.
309
00:20:02,284 --> 00:20:03,785
{\an8}METAL POLISHER
310
00:20:03,786 --> 00:20:05,370
WAVEL CREAM
311
00:20:05,371 --> 00:20:06,664
Imported cream.
312
00:20:07,957 --> 00:20:09,165
Before waking them up,
313
00:20:09,166 --> 00:20:12,585
can we just take a look
in the new universe?
314
00:20:12,586 --> 00:20:13,753
No way!
315
00:20:13,754 --> 00:20:15,422
Put these lotions there.
316
00:20:15,423 --> 00:20:17,549
The crew will want to be shining
317
00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:20,468
for your triumphant departure
on the Shuttle Bubble.
318
00:20:20,469 --> 00:20:21,595
The Whuttle Wubble?
319
00:20:27,143 --> 00:20:28,143
Legal!
320
00:20:28,144 --> 00:20:30,478
And when they leave, what do we do?
321
00:20:30,479 --> 00:20:33,440
They will crumble like dust,
as usual, of course.
322
00:20:33,441 --> 00:20:34,524
But don't worry.
323
00:20:34,525 --> 00:20:38,278
As soon as our heroes
witness the new universe,
324
00:20:38,279 --> 00:20:42,991
the expulsive force of the white hole
will expel them home immediately,
325
00:20:42,992 --> 00:20:45,785
to delight in fame and flattery.
326
00:20:45,786 --> 00:20:48,288
And wealth. Don't forget wealth.
327
00:20:48,289 --> 00:20:51,082
Wow, it's an honor for all of us.
328
00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:55,754
It's a pride that I
and four others like me
329
00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:58,548
have kept this tremendous burden
working perfectly.
330
00:20:58,549 --> 00:21:00,133
For millions of years,
331
00:21:00,134 --> 00:21:02,093
we kept these champions
332
00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:05,264
so that they can have
its moment of glory.
333
00:21:08,309 --> 00:21:09,309
Fuck them!
334
00:21:09,310 --> 00:21:11,311
- Yes, screw them!
- I subscribe.
335
00:21:11,312 --> 00:21:14,481
Because they will take the credit
when the Frys before me
336
00:21:14,482 --> 00:21:17,276
worked and suffered
for millions of years?
337
00:21:18,402 --> 00:21:21,613
Here's to us, the true heroes.
338
00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:22,989
Wait there.
339
00:21:22,990 --> 00:21:26,202
This campaign is for the originals.
They can't...
340
00:21:28,245 --> 00:21:29,454
We did the work,
341
00:21:29,455 --> 00:21:31,164
{\an8}we deserve the glory.
342
00:21:31,165 --> 00:21:32,457
{\an8}CHAMPAGNE
Blurry Hills
343
00:21:32,458 --> 00:21:35,251
{\an8}I mean, technically,
We didn't do the work,
344
00:21:35,252 --> 00:21:37,212
{\an8}but we still deserve the glory
345
00:21:37,213 --> 00:21:38,463
on their behalf.
346
00:21:38,464 --> 00:21:40,673
- Yes, that's it.
- Yes, we deserve it.
347
00:21:40,674 --> 00:21:43,677
Shake your replica asses, people.
We are getting older.
348
00:21:44,386 --> 00:21:46,095
"We live fast and die old",
349
00:21:46,096 --> 00:21:47,514
That's what I always say.
350
00:21:47,515 --> 00:21:49,098
To the unknown,
351
00:21:49,099 --> 00:21:51,393
the only thing worth knowing.
352
00:21:54,688 --> 00:21:56,649
We'll take care of this, meat ice cream.
353
00:22:11,372 --> 00:22:13,206
Welcome, People of Universe Six.
354
00:22:13,207 --> 00:22:14,917
My God!
355
00:22:16,418 --> 00:22:19,672
In the face of such beauty, my ass cries.
356
00:22:24,093 --> 00:22:25,261
Is everything?
357
00:22:29,390 --> 00:22:32,184
{\an8}14 MINUTES AFTER LAUNCH
(EARTH TIME)
358
00:22:34,311 --> 00:22:35,646
Here they come!
359
00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:41,109
The universe waits breathlessly
360
00:22:41,110 --> 00:22:43,236
for the return
of our intrepid heroes.
361
00:22:43,237 --> 00:22:44,404
John Williams,
362
00:22:44,405 --> 00:22:47,240
plays the "oscarizable" soundtrack
written for the occasion
363
00:22:47,241 --> 00:22:49,910
which sounds just like everything you wrote.
364
00:23:17,771 --> 00:23:19,188
{\an8}Tell us, ambassadors,
365
00:23:19,189 --> 00:23:21,399
{\an8}your wonderful experiences.
366
00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:22,692
All the details.
367
00:23:22,693 --> 00:23:24,110
Slap us with everything.
368
00:23:24,111 --> 00:23:26,654
Very good. When do we leave?
369
00:23:26,655 --> 00:23:27,780
They're back.
370
00:23:27,781 --> 00:23:29,950
- Already?
- I'm back, girl?
371
00:23:31,076 --> 00:23:32,493
What are they talking about?
372
00:23:32,494 --> 00:23:36,623
Mr. President,
I'm afraid something has gone very wrong.
373
00:23:36,624 --> 00:23:40,544
We don't know what happened
because we never woke up.
374
00:23:41,545 --> 00:23:43,297
Shut up and accept the medals.
375
00:24:33,847 --> 00:24:35,849
Translation: João Braga