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{\an8}ANDROIDS HAVE
ELECTRIC HEMORRHOIDS?
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MOTHER'S OLD FASHIONED ROBOT OIL
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TIME FOR MASS HYPNOSIS
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Bachelor's Food
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ROBOT ARMS APARTMENTS
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Can they make less noise?
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What? Now, does he have a crazy neighbor?
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Bender, maybe you should get out more.
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No. Maybe you guys should hang out more.
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{\an8}Maybe we should.
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{\an8}I'd love to try it
Elzar's new expensive restaurant.
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{\an8}It is said to be very expensive.
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{\an8}I don't know. It looks expensive.
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{\an8}Come on. So I can wear
that little black turtleneck.
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They will, but it is
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WALLET BY Elzar
FINANCING AVAILABLE
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{\an8}Hello. Do we have a reservation in Fry's name?
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{\an8}Yes. You already have someone at your table.
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Somebody?
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Girl, I'm the life of the party!
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{\an8}I decided they were right.
I need to go out more.
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{\an8}Good for you.
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{\an8}See so many celebrities.
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{\an8}The Queen of Yonkers, the Billionaire Robot
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{\an8}and the Emmy-nominated Calculon.
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{\an8}I'm a demanding actor, so
I want to order what's not on the menu.
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{\an8}Yes, sir. The menu
of what is not on the menu.
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I don't see anything inconvenient enough.
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{\an8}It's all important people.
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{\an8}So? We don't want
let them notice us here.
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{\an8}Didn't you notice us?
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{\an8}The Mafia Robots!
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{\an8}Not so high. We are criminals.
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You want me to care
fresh truffle on top of that?
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- Perhaps. How much does it cost?
- Market price.
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Well, it doesn't look too bad to me.
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That's why we say it like that.
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- Thank you, but we don't want to.
- Thank God!
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It doesn't hurt.
Your friend said he would keep yours.
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He was missing a place.
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Heavens, guys! I don't even have a taste
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and that's incredible. They have to prove it.
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- Is what they ordered on the menu?
- Yes.
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Damn!
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Whatever the price, it was worth it.
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The bill is $83 for the food.
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Seems reasonable to me.
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Another 5000 dollars
and ten cents for the truffle.
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Which gives a total
of something like US$30 thousand.
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Damn, Fry!
I didn't know you were so generous.
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But I can't afford that.
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No? Well then,
you will have to wash dishes for a month.
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Nobody wants to see that.
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There is no more interesting way
to resolve this?
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Yes there is.
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We, the Mafia Robots,
Let's pay Fry's bill.
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But one day, many years from now,
we will ask a favor in return.
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Combined! Many years from now?
I may die before then.
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Yes. Or around that time.
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Man, that truffle. It was indescribable.
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That's how I described it.
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What was it? Eggs? Dried fruits?
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I don't know, but everything I put in my mouth
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without knowing what it was, it was the best.
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- It's a fungus, you idiots.
- It's the doctor.
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A rare underground fungus,
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whose unique flavor
derives from complex molecules,
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which I will now describe in detail.
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I'm so bored it hurts.
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Wait there. When I was a girl,
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my butler's assistant showed me
educational films for rich kids.
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KAVIAR FOR KIDS
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{\an8}No.
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{\an8}I mean, yes!
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TRUFFLES!
The little fungus that is very EXPENSIVE!
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This is Neville. Neville
you are enjoying a fresh truffle.
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What is a truffle, anyway?
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For the love of God! It is his ninth film.
You never really know.
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Why did they give you this job?
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Because you are my father.
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You know, Neville,
Truffles are true delicacies
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originating from infested farms
of peasants from France and Italy.
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But to find them,
You have to have a nose for them.
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Or should I say "penca"?
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Look, daddy, he's a filthy pig!
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And your trusty pig.
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Fortunately, due to overharvesting,
Truffles have become rare and expensive,
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only within reach of the best families.
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And eventually
truffle hunting has left the planet
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to that vastness of space
known as "The Truffle Belt",
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where adventurers
look for their fortunes.
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Fortunes? I always wanted to have one of these.
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Carry on, hillbillies,
and one day they will be rich.
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Just don't come to our neighborhood.
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Seriously.
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I heard that Neville
died drinking Peta Zetas and Coca-Cola.
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Au revoir, meat baguettes.
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I'm going to the Truffle Belt
in search of my, let's say, "fortuninie".
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That's not how it's said.
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That's how I say it!
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And I already thought he was rude
before being French.
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Bonjour, mon sir.
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Where the hell are you supposed to be from?
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- From France?
- I've never heard of it.
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France?
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- Oui, France.
- I love this place.
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So can I have your pig?
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Get yourself a pig!
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And this is a talking pig.
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Here, they can all talk.
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They were genetically created
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so they can tell us
where are the truffles?
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- Can I keep them or not?
- No!
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I don't understand.
The French are always so friendly.
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Next up is another modified talking pig.
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PIG AUCTION
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- Cool!
- At 800 dollars?
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Eight hundred dollars.
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I didn't hear that.
I'm going to turn up the hearing aid.
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Very well, repeat that bid,
but not too high.
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Eight hundred dollars!
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Eight hundred. Sold to the last guy here
who hadn't yet bought a pig.
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I also want a truffle pig,
but I left my wallet on the other legs.
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You are in luck.
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I have one pig left that is so bad
I'll pay him to take it to me.
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SOLD
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I'm going to be sold.
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What is that, a shaved gerbil?
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I start the bidding with a negative dollar.
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A negative dollar, will you accept it?
No, I go up to negative two.
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Two negatives, give me that?
No. And negative five?
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I don't know. It's very small.
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I go up to negative 20. At negative 20,
20 negatives. Sold!
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Very good! I'll call you Jambone.
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A name? Like in the movies.
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Okay, Jambone, make me rich.
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- Do you smell like money?
- Truffles, huh?
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Then. I forgot the intermediate step.
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Get to work, open that folder.
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But, Mr. Bender, you have to cover my nose.
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Why? Do you like weird things?
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So I don't eat the truffles.
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They smell so good.
I really, really want to eat a truffle.
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I can't eat a truffle,
So, don't eat. Cover me!
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Ready. Stick your nose in the dirt
and starts to smell,
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while enjoying the rustic landscape.
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I would barely call it rustic. What is that?
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The search for delicacies
It is not for the weak.
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Enough! Nobody spits on my equipment.
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They might have a big van
It's just the way it is, but I have...
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Balls! I have nothing.
Go! Let's look for the truffles.
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My...
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We did it, Jambone.
We are a big team.
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TRUFFLE CARTEL
FUNGAL EXCHANGE
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Chica!
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Good morning, sir. I hope you have
a lot of money, because I have it.
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Damn, it's wonderful!
Let me smell it.
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It's a beautiful figure.
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Yes sir.
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The Truffle Cartel
Give her 3000 good ones.
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How much is that in dollars?
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At the current rate, 3000.
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We did it, Jambone!
I'm rich and you're here too!
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Wait a minute, the Cartel takes a cut.
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Only ten of the good ones?
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We can buy a truffle!
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It's useless, Jambone.
I'm going back to Earth.
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I would take you with me, but I don't want to.
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But, Bender, rich people need truffles.
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What will they grate in their starters?
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Let them grate cake.
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Wait! It smells like a scent to me.
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They're truffles! I've never smelled so many.
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Great! It's another truffle asteroid.
They are all the same.
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It's not good. That one is more different
than everyone else.
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- Which?
- This one.
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- That one?
- That one.
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It is the most remote asteroid
from the entire waist,
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But whoever went there never came back.
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I would like to think
which is because they died in agony.
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- Why do you like to think that?
- Because I'm psychotic.
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Now, listen to me well.
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There may be a fortune in truffles there,
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but it won't be worth anything if you die
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and if the buzzards bite you...
There they go.
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This is very comfortable.
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Man, this place is beautiful.
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That strange old man
I didn't know what I was talking about.
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So what are you doing?
Having fun? So as to!
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But the soil is so soft.
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Yes. I feel like I belong here.
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That's great, but it doesn't get me any closer
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the exclusive world of owning a yacht.
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- Let's go truffle hunting.
- But where? There are no trees.
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Truffles need them, Bender.
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Are there no trees?
But you promised me an incredible fortune.
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I'm leaving.
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Get back up here!
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This whole thing
It's a big ball of trees.
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We have to find a way to get down
down to the roots where the truffles are.
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Of course! In free fall.
Why didn't I think of that?
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Severity is low. We can resume
the screams when we are close to the ground.
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Ready, now.
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Perfect! Look there for truffles
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while I complain about the time it takes you.
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- I found one.
- Already?
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I'm going to complain about the speed.
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This one is so big.
It will be difficult to complain about that.
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But I'll try.
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Here's another one. And another.
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I'll need my bag.
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- I love you, Jambone.
- I love you too, Mr. Bender.
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Shut up, little pig. I know.
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{\an8}Guys, it's time to accept the fact
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{\an8}that we may never see Bender again.
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- Ready.
- Can I use his chair?
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This box of apples has a lot of splinters.
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No way.
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This chair was honored
by Bender's ass.
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Let us keep it as a relic
for anyone who makes a pilgrimage in his honor.
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If they came to see the chair,
It's ten dollars.
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We didn't come to see the chair.
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Hold on, boss, that's a nice chair.
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{\an8}If you like the chair that much,
I'll hit you in the head with it!
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{\an8}Boys, please.
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{\an8}We come to criminal matters
to collect the favor that Fry owes us.
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Said that
it would only be many years from now.
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I realized that people
they worry less that way.
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Who needs nerves?
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It's a silent killer.
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Yes, I'm rich! So rich
that I will never have to work again.
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But you will. We will be back daily
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until this penca of yours
become worn down to the bone.
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It has no bones. It's boneless.
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Spend it to the stump, then.
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You understood me. Now, come on.
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We have to bring this to light.
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I'm going to climb. It's fine.
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Why do people think
Why is this place so dangerous?
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If you fall, remind me
of not landing on one of those spits.
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A stick insect!
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A second stick insect.
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Mr. Bender,
remember not to fall into the spit.
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00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:49,531
Because these monsters
seem to be something else?
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00:15:49,532 --> 00:15:51,868
Maybe to hide
of a worse monster?
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00:16:00,710 --> 00:16:02,378
My scooter! We are saved!
247
00:16:13,181 --> 00:16:17,101
Yes. Nothing between us and freedom,
except these normal sheets.
248
00:16:19,687 --> 00:16:21,397
And this monster.
249
00:16:24,275 --> 00:16:25,860
It's a leaf dragon!
250
00:16:41,042 --> 00:16:43,252
Maybe he's a nice monster.
251
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:57,683
To! Stop tasting my friend.
252
00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:04,857
Hello.
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00:17:05,942 --> 00:17:07,609
- Bender?
-Fry!
254
00:17:07,610 --> 00:17:11,655
Fry, I was hoping you'd come
so I can tell you how rich I am.
255
00:17:11,656 --> 00:17:13,866
That whole bag is full of truffles.
256
00:17:15,451 --> 00:17:17,702
- Deliver the truffles.
- What truffles?
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00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:19,371
Did you hear that, boss?
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00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:21,039
He said, "What truffles?"
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00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,959
It's not the kind of thing
what a guy with truffles would say.
260
00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:25,752
Clamps, confiscate that bag.
261
00:17:25,753 --> 00:17:28,838
Even if it doesn't have truffles,
It's a beautiful bag.
262
00:17:28,839 --> 00:17:30,466
I'll use my tweezers.
263
00:17:33,010 --> 00:17:34,887
How did you know we were here?
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00:17:35,012 --> 00:17:38,558
We are the Truffle Cartel.
The entire Truffle Cartel.
265
00:17:38,724 --> 00:17:41,352
We have sophisticated means
to gather information.
266
00:17:42,103 --> 00:17:43,980
It was me. I told them.
267
00:17:46,315 --> 00:17:48,109
Now, can you give me my clothes back?
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{\an8}Mafia's Choice - RARE TRUFFLES
A TON
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00:17:52,613 --> 00:17:55,031
{\an8}Fry, welcome for your use
from your delivery ship.
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00:17:55,032 --> 00:17:58,285
Your debt to the Mafia Robots has been paid.
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00:17:58,286 --> 00:18:00,830
One day, you might ask us for a favor.
272
00:18:00,997 --> 00:18:03,374
We do it in turn. It's good education.
273
00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:06,751
So, so beautiful.
274
00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:09,213
I'll roll for the last time
before we go.
275
00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:16,136
At least I had a moment of joy
in a life of slavery.
276
00:18:16,137 --> 00:18:18,305
Where will truffle hunting take us?
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00:18:18,306 --> 00:18:21,016
Nowhere. You are free, Jambone.
278
00:18:21,017 --> 00:18:23,394
I'm going to free you from that prison in your nose.
279
00:18:26,856 --> 00:18:29,816
Seriously? Can I stay here in this paradise?
280
00:18:29,817 --> 00:18:33,112
- And jump and play?
- Just play.
281
00:18:34,572 --> 00:18:38,199
Thank you, Mr. Bender.
He's the kindest person I've ever met.
282
00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:40,327
Seriously? This is horrible.
283
00:18:40,328 --> 00:18:42,954
Stop sobbing, Bender. It's time to go.
284
00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:46,292
You've been a good friend, Jambone.
I want you to have this.
285
00:18:47,752 --> 00:18:49,377
I stole it before.
286
00:18:49,378 --> 00:18:50,754
You can finally try one.
287
00:18:50,755 --> 00:18:53,966
They are better than you can imagine
with that tiny brain of yours.
288
00:18:55,718 --> 00:18:59,138
You know, Bender,
I spent my life hunting truffles.
289
00:18:59,597 --> 00:19:01,264
Three whole weeks.
290
00:19:01,265 --> 00:19:03,267
All I wanted was to try one.
291
00:19:03,434 --> 00:19:07,021
However, I realized that they are
a mere symbol of my slavery.
292
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:12,233
- I respect that, but eat her.
- No, I reject this blood truffle.
293
00:19:12,234 --> 00:19:16,656
I reject the entire oppressive system
that exists for rich snobs
294
00:19:16,781 --> 00:19:19,158
can devour in the sink of gluttony.
295
00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:20,992
Come on, you deserved it!
296
00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:24,746
I will never respect you again
if you don't eat this fungus.
297
00:19:24,747 --> 00:19:26,039
- I won't eat.
- Eat!
298
00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:27,833
- No.
- Yes!
299
00:19:29,585 --> 00:19:32,004
All good.
If it's so important to you.
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00:19:33,964 --> 00:19:35,675
AND?
301
00:19:36,133 --> 00:19:39,302
It's good. Thanks. Very good.
302
00:19:39,303 --> 00:19:40,971
Goodbye, old pig.
303
00:19:49,105 --> 00:19:51,941
{\an8}- Bender, do you want to help us?
- No way!
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00:20:05,246 --> 00:20:10,750
10th ANNUAL Gulosos Awards
AND 45-COURSE TRUFFLE DINNER
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3025 Sweet tooth
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00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:17,048
Welcome to the 10th Annual Gulosos Awards.
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00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:20,219
Before we give the last Sweet tooth
and start dinner,
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00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:25,765
let's raise the glass of wine
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00:20:25,766 --> 00:20:29,478
in memory of the honored sweet tooths
that we lost last year.
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00:20:31,439 --> 00:20:33,148
In Memory Of
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00:20:33,149 --> 00:20:37,235
Perforated esophagus
per pointed piece of toast
312
00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:41,156
Robbin Baskins - Headache
After Eating Ice Cream
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00:20:41,157 --> 00:20:45,160
COOKIE MONSTER
diabetes
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00:20:45,161 --> 00:20:46,871
In Memory Of
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00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:49,247
I'm overwhelmed
316
00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:51,083
for the anticipation!
317
00:20:52,126 --> 00:20:56,212
For your tireless work
in giving fondue to the most satiated,
318
00:20:56,213 --> 00:20:57,589
{\an8}The Guloso Award goes to...
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00:20:57,590 --> 00:20:58,798
{\an8}"10th Gulosos Awards"
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00:20:58,799 --> 00:21:00,050
{\an8}... the Hedonismobot!
321
00:21:06,807 --> 00:21:09,100
Thank you, dear sweet tooth.
322
00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:14,314
If I managed to eat more, it was because
I did not give in to the bellies of giants.
323
00:21:14,315 --> 00:21:17,442
It would be missing
if you weren't grateful for the food
324
00:21:17,443 --> 00:21:19,235
because it's so delicious.
325
00:21:19,236 --> 00:21:22,948
And now, if you'll excuse me,
I have to be in the Perversion Award.
326
00:21:25,826 --> 00:21:29,079
It was our show, guys.
Bring the truffles!
327
00:21:34,502 --> 00:21:36,504
Let the gluttony begin.
328
00:21:43,594 --> 00:21:44,761
Jambone?
329
00:21:44,762 --> 00:21:46,805
Yes. It's me.
330
00:21:46,806 --> 00:21:48,139
What happened?
331
00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:51,310
You shouldn't have given me
that truffle, Bender.
332
00:21:53,270 --> 00:21:56,607
After trying it,
I didn't have a chance.
333
00:21:56,732 --> 00:21:59,527
As I was changed, I began to desire them.
334
00:22:01,403 --> 00:22:04,532
Before they leave,
I jumped into the truffle box.
335
00:22:06,909 --> 00:22:10,162
I don't think I'll ever jump again
to nowhere.
336
00:22:15,501 --> 00:22:20,047
You disgust me.
Something that is difficult to do. Bravo!
337
00:22:22,716 --> 00:22:25,468
I hope everyone is proud.
338
00:22:25,469 --> 00:22:29,889
I worked my whole life
to satisfy your disgusting gluttony.
339
00:22:29,890 --> 00:22:32,141
I despised your kind.
340
00:22:32,142 --> 00:22:34,310
But now look at me!
341
00:22:34,311 --> 00:22:35,603
It's hard not to look.
342
00:22:35,604 --> 00:22:39,065
I'm the biggest sweet tooth there ever was.
343
00:22:39,066 --> 00:22:40,776
Tell them, Jambone.
344
00:22:41,694 --> 00:22:44,737
This is all very exciting,
but what are we going to eat?
345
00:22:44,738 --> 00:22:49,118
I might suggest
a juicy truffle-fed pig?
346
00:22:53,664 --> 00:22:54,747
Run, Jambone!
347
00:22:54,748 --> 00:22:56,625
Run like the wind!
348
00:22:59,587 --> 00:23:03,632
Put down the cutlery,
for no one will harm this pig.
349
00:23:05,009 --> 00:23:08,469
Here Jambone is so good sweet tooth
like any of us.
350
00:23:08,470 --> 00:23:11,097
And if we eat one of our own,
351
00:23:11,098 --> 00:23:15,269
So we won't be better
than those skinny people.
352
00:23:17,771 --> 00:23:21,858
Even my atrophied conscience
will not allow me to accept this award
353
00:23:21,859 --> 00:23:25,487
when a sweet tooth of this magnitude
bows before me.
354
00:23:25,863 --> 00:23:29,073
Mr. Jambone, I humbly submit
355
00:23:29,074 --> 00:23:31,702
the Sweet Tooth of the Year Award for you.
356
00:23:35,706 --> 00:23:39,168
Thanks. It is a profound honor and shame.
357
00:23:44,006 --> 00:23:45,090
It's my boy!
358
00:24:25,631 --> 00:24:27,633
Translation: João Braga