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{\an8}FUTURAMA
IT'S TO LICK THE TENTACLES!
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MOTHER'S OLD FASHIONED ROBOT OIL
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TIME FOR MASS HYPNOSIS
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SINGLE FOOD
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Don't move, Dwight.
Who taught you how to tie a tie?
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Nobody. That's the problem.
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Interest!
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This tie is longer
than a crushed snake!
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Excuse me.
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{\an8}It's Dwight's first day
at the Young Bureaucrats Club.
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We really are leaves from the same ream.
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BUS
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{\an8}You can't imagine how proud I am
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{\an8}for wanting to follow
my steps compulsorily regular.
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{\an8}Your fax made everything very clear.
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WARNING: THE DRIVER MAY BE HUMAN
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Goodbye.
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{\an8}Malta, in honor of the first step
of my son in the bureaucratic game,
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{\an8}I'm going to take you to eat pizza.
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{\an8}One ingredient, no tip.
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{\an8}BEST PEPPERONI AWARD
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{\an8}Welcome, old friends.
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{\an8}We made a good table for you.
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{\an8}It's great. Very flat.
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{\an8}The business is going from strength to strength.
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{\an8}Yes, they are all crazy
by our pepperoni.
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{\an8}It's so soft, you don't even need to chew it.
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{\an8}Good! It was low on battery.
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How are you?
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Our servant is coming to you.
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Let's see. Pepperoni or pepperoni?
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Do you want to know what the pizza of the day is?
It's pepperoni.
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Hello.
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Holy coconut of the shogunate!
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Because you're not
at the Young Bureaucrats Club?
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Sorry, dad,
but I don't want to be a bureaucrat.
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I didn't know how to tell you.
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Well you found out the worst possible way,
which is to tell me.
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How are we going to break the news to your poor mother?
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She's known for years.
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That's right, son.
Don't let them tell you what to do.
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And it will look for us
more Arnold Palmers, quick.
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I like working here.
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Blecch and Blazucchi are
friendly insects.
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Dwight works hard,
even during school hours.
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What?
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Take it easy, Hermes.
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I already worked in a pizzeria and I did well.
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LAST MINUTE
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We interrupt this menu
to provide breaking news.
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{\an8}The billionaire fast-food tycoon,
Fishy Joe Gilman,
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{\an8}launched his candidacy for the next
District 97 municipal elections.
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{\an8}Pay attention to our strict
and impartial reporting,
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{\an8}after this message from Fishy Joe's.
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{\an8}It's finger-licking good!
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Put some gold in your mouth
When you come to Fishy Joe's
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The fish is not frozen
And the fridge is broken
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In the belly, they are delicious
Greasy and smelly
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They are almost just pasta
But they also have a lot of pimples
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I don't want to listen to Fishy Joe.
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I don't want to see Fishy Joe.
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Look, it's Fishy Joe.
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FISHY JOE FROM FISHY JOE'S
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THE ONLY CHOICE
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District 97 has been hostile for a long time.
to international restaurant chains
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that give it
and to all neighborhoods in the world
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your unique personality.
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I won't stand still while restaurants
greedy family members, like that one,
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they serve better food at lower prices.
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If elected, I promise to create a tax
punitive for these picturesque places
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and channel it
for the interests of big capital.
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Make sure the results
of the elections are tricky.
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Vote for Fishy Joe.
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I hate his face.
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I'd like to stick some gold in it
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where the star
of this solar system does not shine.
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We cannot pay another tax.
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We tried hard for years
just to find a recipe
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that doesn't make the human metabolism say:
"I don't want that in there."
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The effort paid off.
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They have the most tender pepperoni
that has already passed through my gums.
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This Fishy Joe is going to ruin us.
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There must have been a better candidate or,
literally any other candidate.
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And you? It is, literally,
any other candidate.
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Me, a humble alien
with legislative experience
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on your home planet
and entrepreneurial spirit?
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I can't.
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Come on, that's not it
the Blazucchi that I barely know.
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I don't know her either. I will do it.
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I promise to make a good government
the same way I make a good pizza,
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with a lot of hard work
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and the mushrooms that are cheapest.
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DISTRICT 97 SURVEYS
FISHY JOE - BLAZUCCHI
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Margin of Error /- 90%
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With the candidates shoulder to chest,
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welcome
to the first of 15 live debates
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among the candidates for the chamber,
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Fishy Joe Gilman, Blazucchi Nolastname
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and, the most recent candidate,
Square Robot.
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There are already two of us.
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Candidates,
start with your nonsense.
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Thank you, smiling lady.
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Me and my husband infest this district
with the big dream
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to make pepperoni pizzas,
and everyone loves them.
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Wait there.
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Let's talk about your pepperoni.
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It's very soft, right?
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Yes, strangely soft.
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Do you want to know why it is so soft?
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A lot of people say it's because it's done
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of human babies.
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Don't try to defend her.
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They're fattening up babies in the basement
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and poking the plump ones
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to make that pepperoni innocent,
people say.
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- How many people?
- Lots of.
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One of the biggest numbers.
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This is crazy.
I don't even know how to hatch a baby.
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Fishy Joe sank
your own campaign.
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Nobody believes these crazy lies.
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It needed to be
a gullible, deranged idiot.
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Come on, mob!
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Do you like my mob?
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We demand to be shown the basement.
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Here's your slice.
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It seems to be the one who shouts the loudest.
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Can you tell us why you protest?
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{\an8}First, I need to exercise.
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{\an8}In addition,
are turning babies into pepperoni
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{\an8}in the slaughterhouse they have in the basement.
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{\an8}MNN - NOISY PROTESTER
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{\an8}We don't even have a basement. Come see.
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See? There is no basement or bathroom.
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In some places, there isn't even a roof.
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VISIT CYGNUS ON CYMMER
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You think you can cover up the truth
with a bunch of obvious facts?
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Well, there is a crowd that says otherwise.
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Come on, mob!
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How do we prove we don't have a basement?
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We can't even prove it
that we don't have a license.
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It's easy. I'll check the city records.
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Do what I said.
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File not found. I did my best.
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The building must be very old
to have plants online.
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So we are ruined.
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We're going to have to close the deal.
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I think I'm doomed
going to the Young Bureaucrats.
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I won't allow that!
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I mean, I allow the second part.
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Yes, yes. What are you going to do?
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Stamp a form?
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In fact, son,
Let's have an exciting adventure.
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Maybe it involves stamping some forms.
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Let's authorize this party.
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CENTRAL BUREAUCRACY
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CURRENTLY HAS
300,000 PEOPLE IN FRONT OF YOU
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WAIT HERE
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Number 18 307.
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Finally,
I will have the birth certificate.
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I think it's us.
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Number 18 308.
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What's wrong with my pizza?
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I apologize. We are short on staff.
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We lost ours
cheap human child worker.
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I'm a cheap infantile human.
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1000 years ago
that you don't work in a pizzeria.
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No skills are needed.
That's why I'm so good.
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Warm!
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You forgot the disc to hold.
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My pants!
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My nice pants.
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You can wash them.
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Do you think they will be okay? I never washed them.
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Why?
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It's just that I couldn't bear to be separated from them.
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Not for 45 minutes.
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They are one of the few things I have left
of my life before I was frozen.
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Wash your damn pants!
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Okay, see?
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They are ready for another 1000 years.
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No! Only the stains remained.
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Who is there?
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Do they have motion sickness medicine?
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Damn! I even drank nail polish.
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I'm Hermes Conrad,
Bureaucrat Level 37.
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Hermes. I must be going blind.
I thought you were Zsa Zsa Gabor.
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- Who?
- I don't know. Laugh.
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It wasn't a joke.
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How can I help?
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We are looking
of the plan of an old building,
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prior to the great digitalization.
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On paper?
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A fuse must have blown.
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You can follow
into the labyrinth of documentation.
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It's a real no man's land.
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Sounds like my weekend.
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I did not know
that there was so much paper in the world.
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It looks like a huge paper forest.
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What is a forest?
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We are looking
from very old records.
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Let me do a carbon test.
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You're only 100 years old. We have to advance further.
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Damn! A fork.
How do we know which way to go?
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See those black dots?
They are book lice.
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These are bigger. Let's go this way.
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The bigger the lice,
they have been eating for longer.
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Do you want a granola bar or something?
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How are we going to find anything?
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The papers appear to be
randomly scattered.
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It may seem like this to a layman,
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but, for an experienced bureaucrat,
this is an almost erotic art.
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- Father!
- I said almost.
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It is organized accordingly
with a mysterious ancient system
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created by the father of modern bureaucracy,
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the great Bureaucrates.
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{\an8}PENDING REGISTRATION
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A true organizational genius.
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What happened to him?
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got lost
in his own archives and died.
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Unfortunately, the secrets
of his system died with him.
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Be careful, son! It's a crusher pit.
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I shouldn't have brought you here.
It's too exciting.
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It's nothing.
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Avalanche of bookshelves!
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We're trapped!
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Not yet.
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Hold on, boy.
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We are closer.
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You can see
because the lice are getting bigger.
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- Bigger, how?
- Like this.
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Cowardly screams are not enough, son.
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We have to beat this insect in combat.
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But that thing will inflict on us
lots of damage.
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We cannot survive without armor.
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How about chain mail?
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{\an8}CLIPS
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This is very serious! Show us the basement!
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I said it rhymed.
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Protesting really makes you hungry.
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You're a hungry hypocrite.
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A guy needs to eat.
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In fact, you don't need it.
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How are you coping
with the loss of your pants?
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You know how these things are.
I take it one day at a time.
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So, do you have new pants?
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No, it's too early.
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It took a long time.
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Thanks. This is music
to the ears of a bureaucrat.
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Let's get rid of that book louse!
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- I think we can just go around it.
- No way.
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It didn't take me nine hours to do it
these little clips for nothing.
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Monday you don't come to work.
253
00:15:33,015 --> 00:15:35,559
It's not worth it. We no longer have a weapon.
254
00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:36,810
Incorrect!
255
00:15:36,811 --> 00:15:40,356
In the hands of a bureaucrat,
paperwork can be lethal.
256
00:15:56,122 --> 00:15:57,539
Why are you shaking?
257
00:15:57,540 --> 00:15:59,875
It's not even cold. It's even hot.
258
00:15:59,876 --> 00:16:01,751
I know, but it feels really cold.
259
00:16:01,752 --> 00:16:03,211
Man, it's blinding.
260
00:16:03,212 --> 00:16:05,839
I don't know anymore
in which direction we were getting lost.
261
00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:08,592
They say it was like that
that Bureaucrates died,
262
00:16:08,593 --> 00:16:11,470
lost in a blizzard of your own paperwork.
263
00:16:12,221 --> 00:16:13,847
Sorry, Dwight.
264
00:16:13,848 --> 00:16:17,142
Just wanted to share with you
my love for bureaucracy.
265
00:16:17,143 --> 00:16:20,730
Instead, I will fill
our death certificates.
266
00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:25,693
Home here
and the cause of death is "stupid father".
267
00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:29,279
It doesn't matter, dad.
At least we had an adventure together.
268
00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:33,117
The best thing to do now is lie down
and freeze to death quickly.
269
00:16:34,744 --> 00:16:35,786
Are you alive?
270
00:16:36,495 --> 00:16:37,747
Do you hear anything?
271
00:16:40,541 --> 00:16:43,084
Slow down!
272
00:16:43,085 --> 00:16:44,544
The storm is getting worse.
273
00:16:44,545 --> 00:16:47,423
Come up quickly,
before they die from heatstroke.
274
00:16:48,925 --> 00:16:50,634
I don't believe.
275
00:16:50,635 --> 00:16:53,220
Is it Bureaucrats?
276
00:16:53,221 --> 00:16:56,098
All questions must be
delivered in writing.
277
00:16:56,766 --> 00:16:57,933
And even.
278
00:16:57,934 --> 00:17:00,769
But the history books say
who got lost in a blizzard.
279
00:17:00,770 --> 00:17:02,021
I'm still lost!
280
00:17:08,611 --> 00:17:10,821
Please make yourself uncomfortable.
281
00:17:11,656 --> 00:17:13,281
How can I stop you?
282
00:17:13,282 --> 00:17:16,993
We are looking for a blueprint of a building
prior to digital records,
283
00:17:16,994 --> 00:17:21,331
but we can't decode
its legendary filing system.
284
00:17:21,332 --> 00:17:23,708
Can you at least give us a clue?
285
00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:25,920
Do you want a clue? Here's a clue.
286
00:17:26,504 --> 00:17:28,047
There is no system!
287
00:17:29,924 --> 00:17:31,550
Can you give us another clue?
288
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:32,968
I'm a fraud!
289
00:17:32,969 --> 00:17:36,346
I just piled up
more and more things.
290
00:17:36,347 --> 00:17:39,891
Said he'd take care of it on Monday,
but the day never came
291
00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:42,811
because my calendar was
under one of the piles.
292
00:17:42,812 --> 00:17:45,897
But, according to legend,
I could find anything.
293
00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:50,110
I could, because I had
a general idea of where to look.
294
00:17:50,111 --> 00:17:52,112
But no one else had a chance.
295
00:17:52,113 --> 00:17:55,699
So, created a filing system
so unsystematic,
296
00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:58,410
that nothing can be done without you?
297
00:17:58,411 --> 00:18:01,789
He is truly the greatest bureaucrat of all time.
298
00:18:02,790 --> 00:18:05,584
His fawning adoration moved me.
299
00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:09,629
I thought I was a loser,
but, after all, I was always an obstacle.
300
00:18:09,630 --> 00:18:11,631
A huge obstacle.
301
00:18:11,632 --> 00:18:14,719
This is the address
of the building we are looking for.
302
00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:16,469
Yes.
303
00:18:16,470 --> 00:18:19,223
I remember filing this away
in the Gamma Column.
304
00:18:22,351 --> 00:18:24,270
No. That must be it.
305
00:18:25,396 --> 00:18:27,690
Maybe this one.
306
00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:34,863
No, it's the first one I took.
307
00:18:34,864 --> 00:18:35,947
Here it is.
308
00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:39,868
You found your treasure,
but it was too expensive for you.
309
00:18:39,869 --> 00:18:43,163
Unfortunately,
There is no way out of this maze.
310
00:18:43,164 --> 00:18:46,875
I've been looking for the exit for 500 years.
311
00:18:46,876 --> 00:18:48,501
Have you tried this port?
312
00:18:48,502 --> 00:18:51,046
They can't go out there. It's for emergencies!
313
00:18:51,047 --> 00:18:52,548
EMERGENCY EXIT
314
00:18:54,925 --> 00:18:56,009
Come with us, friend.
315
00:18:56,010 --> 00:18:58,219
No, I belong here,
316
00:18:58,220 --> 00:19:01,640
filing a false alarm report
that no one will see.
317
00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:03,643
It's like a god.
318
00:19:05,853 --> 00:19:07,562
Show us the attic!
319
00:19:07,563 --> 00:19:09,397
Wait, the basement!
320
00:19:09,398 --> 00:19:11,858
Show us the attic! Wait, the basement!
321
00:19:11,859 --> 00:19:13,735
Watch this, you idiot.
322
00:19:13,736 --> 00:19:16,279
These official records will prove
once and for all
323
00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:17,740
that there is no basement.
324
00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:20,033
BASEMENT ENTRANCE
325
00:19:20,034 --> 00:19:21,327
Is there a basement?
326
00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:23,996
OUT OF SERVICE
327
00:19:27,875 --> 00:19:30,461
I knew
that what I invented was true.
328
00:19:32,630 --> 00:19:35,548
What are they about to see
can be disturbing.
329
00:19:35,549 --> 00:19:36,966
I hope so.
330
00:19:36,967 --> 00:19:41,137
A secret cave was discovered
under Family Brothers Pizzeria,
331
00:19:41,138 --> 00:19:42,597
the once popular restaurant,
332
00:19:42,598 --> 00:19:45,975
suspected of making pepperoni
with tender human babies.
333
00:19:45,976 --> 00:19:49,104
Let's see what horrors we find.
334
00:19:49,105 --> 00:19:51,398
They didn't even know they had a basement.
335
00:19:51,399 --> 00:19:53,024
What a big rubbish.
336
00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:55,318
Leela, watch your tongue.
337
00:19:55,319 --> 00:19:57,404
There is no baby butcher there.
338
00:19:57,405 --> 00:20:00,157
Let's arm ourselves to prevent this.
339
00:20:02,660 --> 00:20:06,372
I'm not afraid.
Someone else go ahead.
340
00:20:06,956 --> 00:20:07,956
I go.
341
00:20:07,957 --> 00:20:11,085
Without my pants,
It's no longer worth living.
342
00:20:14,797 --> 00:20:15,922
Film that.
343
00:20:15,923 --> 00:20:17,717
What happened to your underwear?
344
00:20:33,983 --> 00:20:35,942
There's nothing here, but it's filthy.
345
00:20:35,943 --> 00:20:37,026
PANTRY
346
00:20:37,027 --> 00:20:40,990
No self-respecting devil worshiper
I would sacrifice babies in this joint.
347
00:20:43,868 --> 00:20:45,702
My God!
348
00:20:45,703 --> 00:20:47,997
Don't you want to say: "My Satan"?
349
00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:53,460
These are the ruins of Panucci's Pizza,
where I worked 1000 years ago.
350
00:20:53,461 --> 00:20:56,296
Seriously? Right underneath the other pizzeria?
351
00:20:56,297 --> 00:20:57,422
It makes sense.
352
00:20:57,423 --> 00:21:00,842
This address has been there for a millennium
It is registered as a pizzeria.
353
00:21:00,843 --> 00:21:05,388
They must have built them
one on top of the other, over and over again,
354
00:21:05,389 --> 00:21:08,183
until they build the second one and that's it.
355
00:21:08,184 --> 00:21:12,354
My old closet must be here.
356
00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:15,982
My spare pants!
357
00:21:15,983 --> 00:21:17,233
Do I see them?
358
00:21:17,234 --> 00:21:22,031
I think I speak for everyone
When I say yes, damn!
359
00:21:23,199 --> 00:21:26,869
So, despite the excess of zeal
from my colleague,
360
00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:33,082
They're not killing babies
to make pepperoni in this filthy basement.
361
00:21:33,083 --> 00:21:36,837
We apologize most sincerely
for any enthusiasm provoked.
362
00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:39,714
Well I'm a scoundrel
363
00:21:39,715 --> 00:21:42,760
and the people of District 97
they deserve better.
364
00:21:43,636 --> 00:21:47,388
Congratulations, Blazucchi,
I will give up the race
365
00:21:47,389 --> 00:21:50,058
to concentrate
in my presidential ambitions
366
00:21:50,059 --> 00:21:52,060
WAREHOUSE
EMPLOYEES ONLY
367
00:21:52,061 --> 00:21:53,394
Hello.
368
00:21:53,395 --> 00:21:54,479
What?
369
00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:58,191
Blecch, what are you doing in the mysterious basement?
370
00:21:58,192 --> 00:22:00,903
And where does this pepperoni come from?
371
00:22:02,446 --> 00:22:03,614
Well, I...
372
00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:05,533
I'll show you.
373
00:22:07,034 --> 00:22:10,537
This is where I come to look
my pepperoni that melts in your face.
374
00:22:10,538 --> 00:22:13,373
It's been aging for 1000 years.
375
00:22:13,374 --> 00:22:15,918
Since Fry worked here.
376
00:22:17,503 --> 00:22:20,129
I remember it as if it had been
last year,
377
00:22:20,130 --> 00:22:23,049
but we didn't hang the pepperoni from the ceiling.
378
00:22:23,050 --> 00:22:26,594
We kept it on a high shelf
to ward off lazy rats.
379
00:22:26,595 --> 00:22:30,266
The only thing hanging from the ceiling
It was flypaper.
380
00:22:30,891 --> 00:22:32,893
So where does pepperoni come from?
381
00:22:40,985 --> 00:22:43,028
It's a trunk of dead flies.
382
00:22:45,739 --> 00:22:47,449
At least they're not babies.
383
00:22:48,659 --> 00:22:51,662
{\an8}LIVE REPORTING
CITY COUNCIL
384
00:22:51,996 --> 00:22:54,789
{\an8}Square Robot, solemnly swears
385
00:22:54,790 --> 00:23:00,254
{\an8}respect obscure determinations
and trivia from District 97?
386
00:23:01,547 --> 00:23:05,884
Well, she might not have been elected,
But your reputation is...
387
00:23:05,885 --> 00:23:07,135
Forget.
388
00:23:07,136 --> 00:23:10,388
Do you think you can follow in my footsteps,
389
00:23:10,389 --> 00:23:13,057
now that you saw
How can bureaucracy be exciting?
390
00:23:13,058 --> 00:23:16,103
No. I still think the bureaucracy
very upset.
391
00:23:16,812 --> 00:23:19,648
But I think you're really cool.
392
00:23:20,232 --> 00:23:24,278
That's 92.5% of what I could want.
393
00:23:25,821 --> 00:23:28,197
Then? He's our good-looking employee.
394
00:23:28,198 --> 00:23:29,866
And he's wearing pants!
395
00:23:29,867 --> 00:23:32,619
I swear before almighty God
396
00:23:32,620 --> 00:23:36,999
that these pants will never fit
in a washing machine.
397
00:23:39,043 --> 00:23:40,043
No.
398
00:23:40,044 --> 00:23:42,170
No!
399
00:23:42,171 --> 00:23:45,090
- What it was?
- Pineapple!
400
00:24:25,172 --> 00:24:27,174
Translation: Claudia Marques