1 00:00:01,760 --> 00:00:03,479 Previously on Legends Of Tomorrow... 2 00:00:03,560 --> 00:00:04,560 Hello. 3 00:00:04,640 --> 00:00:06,472 Mallus wasn't the only prisoner to escape. 4 00:00:06,560 --> 00:00:07,789 And now, there's magic. 5 00:00:09,520 --> 00:00:10,749 Oh, my God! 6 00:00:10,840 --> 00:00:12,880 An unknown number of dangerous magical beings 7 00:00:12,920 --> 00:00:15,515 got spat out across the timeline and now must be sent to hell. 8 00:00:16,240 --> 00:00:17,520 Going somewhere, Raymond? 9 00:00:17,800 --> 00:00:18,950 You think it's Nora. 10 00:00:19,080 --> 00:00:20,753 And if the Time Bureau finds her first, 11 00:00:20,840 --> 00:00:23,160 she's gonna tell them you're the one who helped her escape. 12 00:00:31,960 --> 00:00:34,156 Ma'am, your crown jewels are here. 13 00:00:34,760 --> 00:00:37,434 There's absolutely no reason to worry. 14 00:00:37,840 --> 00:00:39,354 All is in order. 15 00:00:40,480 --> 00:00:41,550 Excellent. 16 00:00:42,240 --> 00:00:46,837 I shall wear them out, so my people can adore their queen. 17 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:48,229 Yes, of course, ma'am. 18 00:00:48,840 --> 00:00:53,039 And will you be waving from the north balcony or the south? 19 00:00:53,800 --> 00:00:57,680 I was thinking something a little more intimate. 20 00:01:17,240 --> 00:01:18,879 God save the queen 21 00:01:20,240 --> 00:01:22,197 A fascist regime 22 00:01:23,400 --> 00:01:26,040 They made you a moron 23 00:01:26,640 --> 00:01:28,518 Potential H-bomb 24 00:01:40,240 --> 00:01:42,755 Wow. Red beans and rice didn't miss Her Majesty. 25 00:01:43,160 --> 00:01:46,073 Now I understand how Mr. Mix-a-Lot got his knighthood. 26 00:01:46,160 --> 00:01:47,496 - Sir... Sir... - Sir... Sir... 27 00:01:47,520 --> 00:01:49,512 Guys, guys. A little professionalism, please. 28 00:01:49,600 --> 00:01:51,536 What kind of ripple effect are we really looking at here, Nate? 29 00:01:51,560 --> 00:01:54,871 Okay. Right now, the Queen gets institutionalized, 30 00:01:54,960 --> 00:01:59,637 the British monarchy fails, and England descends into chaos. 31 00:01:59,720 --> 00:02:01,120 Anarchy in the U.K. 32 00:02:01,200 --> 00:02:03,476 Which is weird, but paranormal? 33 00:02:03,880 --> 00:02:06,349 Well, something freaky is definitely at the heart of this. 34 00:02:06,720 --> 00:02:09,235 Our magic-tracking device detected a massive spike. 35 00:02:09,840 --> 00:02:11,593 All right, then we got a live one. 36 00:02:11,680 --> 00:02:14,036 Punk rock London. Nate, you ready? 37 00:02:16,040 --> 00:02:16,960 Um... 38 00:02:16,961 --> 00:02:19,521 Well, Ava asked me to stick around 39 00:02:19,600 --> 00:02:21,990 and help launch the magic operations here. 40 00:02:22,120 --> 00:02:25,318 We need to establish procedure, protocols, command structure... 41 00:02:25,640 --> 00:02:28,030 So, desk job? 42 00:02:28,320 --> 00:02:30,551 Nate Heywood, cubicle guy? 43 00:02:30,720 --> 00:02:32,393 Sad little plant on his desk, really? 44 00:02:32,480 --> 00:02:33,914 It's prestigious, Sara. 45 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:35,798 And then, when everything's up and running, 46 00:02:35,880 --> 00:02:37,553 I come back to the Waverider. 47 00:02:38,640 --> 00:02:39,676 Fine. 48 00:02:40,280 --> 00:02:43,000 Cool kids are off to the jolly ol'. 49 00:02:48,160 --> 00:02:49,560 Wow. This is very sleek. 50 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:54,040 Ah. Handles all your messaging and data, it keeps accurate time in any era, 51 00:02:54,120 --> 00:02:55,156 and it counts your steps. 52 00:02:55,240 --> 00:02:56,720 Which, to me, is a little overrated... 53 00:02:57,840 --> 00:02:59,638 And it also contains the Air Totem. 54 00:02:59,720 --> 00:03:01,040 Thanks, Ray. I love it. 55 00:03:02,160 --> 00:03:04,550 Well, you are actually the one I should be thanking. 56 00:03:04,640 --> 00:03:07,560 I feel like you're the only one I can talk to about this whole Nora thing. 57 00:03:07,920 --> 00:03:09,149 Your secret's safe with me. 58 00:03:09,520 --> 00:03:12,672 Doing bad things for good reasons is practically our mission statement. 59 00:03:13,240 --> 00:03:14,435 Even Amaya did it. 60 00:03:14,520 --> 00:03:16,910 Yeah, but, uh, this is kind of complicated. 61 00:03:17,080 --> 00:03:18,673 The others can handle complicated. 62 00:03:19,320 --> 00:03:20,356 Maybe. 63 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:24,038 - And then there were five. - Shorter bathroom lines. 64 00:03:24,360 --> 00:03:27,000 Yeah, but no one to watch Patrick Swayze movies with. 65 00:03:27,160 --> 00:03:30,119 Nate will be back soon. In the meantime, 66 00:03:30,200 --> 00:03:33,159 we need to go back before the monarchy goes anarchy. 67 00:03:34,440 --> 00:03:36,477 Never thought I'd get to meet the Queen. 68 00:03:36,560 --> 00:03:37,755 Not gonna happen. 69 00:03:38,120 --> 00:03:40,157 Too risky. And besides, 70 00:03:40,400 --> 00:03:43,472 she's not the one setting off Ray's magicometer. 71 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:47,516 The Queen's favorite new band is The Smell. 72 00:03:48,040 --> 00:03:49,110 The Smell? 73 00:03:49,880 --> 00:03:51,376 Never heard of them, and I know of every 74 00:03:51,400 --> 00:03:53,232 rubbish punk band there is in London. 75 00:03:53,320 --> 00:03:55,960 That's because they didn't exist in this timeline. 76 00:03:56,040 --> 00:03:57,076 Gideon. 77 00:03:57,160 --> 00:04:00,198 The Queen's cheekyjig launched The Smell's rise to stardom. 78 00:04:00,280 --> 00:04:01,776 They were known as much for their music 79 00:04:01,800 --> 00:04:04,679 as for a series of improbable anti-establishment pranks. 80 00:04:04,760 --> 00:04:06,319 All with a magical signature. 81 00:04:06,400 --> 00:04:08,240 Okay, so we're looking for someone in the band. 82 00:04:08,280 --> 00:04:10,272 We could be dealing with demonic possession, 83 00:04:10,360 --> 00:04:12,079 mind control, illusion, 84 00:04:12,480 --> 00:04:15,279 or maybe just a run-of-the-mill royal dementia. 85 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:17,036 Hold on a minute. 86 00:04:17,800 --> 00:04:19,917 There's your magic man right there. 87 00:04:20,160 --> 00:04:22,595 Obsessed with riches, given to mischief... 88 00:04:22,680 --> 00:04:24,797 That Irishman there is a leprechaun. 89 00:04:25,360 --> 00:04:27,670 So... So sorry. Are, are you being serious or racist? 90 00:04:27,960 --> 00:04:30,634 - Both, love. - Why is the weasel running the show? 91 00:04:31,040 --> 00:04:34,238 If you've got a problem with me, pie head, why don't you just say? 92 00:04:34,600 --> 00:04:35,829 I got a problem with you. 93 00:04:35,960 --> 00:04:39,874 I'm running it, and I say we need to get close to that band, 94 00:04:40,160 --> 00:04:41,256 which shouldn't be a problem, 95 00:04:41,280 --> 00:04:43,272 'cause everybody left on this ship is a punk. 96 00:04:43,360 --> 00:04:44,555 Except for Haircut. 97 00:04:44,800 --> 00:04:46,678 He hasn't broken a rule in his life. 98 00:04:47,040 --> 00:04:49,475 Yep. Not a single rule. 99 00:05:03,161 --> 00:05:04,991 The Hole. Cradle of punk rock 100 00:05:05,080 --> 00:05:07,390 and the stickiest floor in the British Isles. 101 00:05:07,480 --> 00:05:09,312 Sounds lovely. You kids have fun. 102 00:05:09,440 --> 00:05:11,640 I'll have a bottle of hand sanitizer when you come back. 103 00:05:26,920 --> 00:05:28,479 You gotta love that sound. 104 00:05:29,080 --> 00:05:30,594 - What? - The music. 105 00:05:30,680 --> 00:05:32,353 It's the dog's bollocks. 106 00:05:33,360 --> 00:05:36,512 Sorry, I can't hear you over the terrible music. 107 00:05:37,120 --> 00:05:39,954 We're The Smell, and you're a bunch of mingers. 108 00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:41,997 And we'll be back up when we feel like it! 109 00:05:43,560 --> 00:05:45,136 All right, guys. Here's our chance. 110 00:05:45,160 --> 00:05:48,358 Somebody's got to slip backstage and get in with the bands. 111 00:05:48,560 --> 00:05:51,280 Yeah, leave it to me. I used to play here with Mucous Membrane. 112 00:05:51,360 --> 00:05:54,159 I know my way around. Besides, you're all bloody Yanks. 113 00:05:54,400 --> 00:05:55,880 - Not you. - Why not? 114 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:57,116 I don't like him. 115 00:05:57,200 --> 00:06:00,352 It's always Perfidious Albion, is it? Never trust a Brit? 116 00:06:00,440 --> 00:06:01,440 Something like that. 117 00:06:01,520 --> 00:06:03,318 Guys, really, we don't have time for this. 118 00:06:03,400 --> 00:06:05,551 Somehow, Mr. Rory here hasn't realized 119 00:06:05,640 --> 00:06:08,553 that if he's gonna play with fire, he's gonna get burned. 120 00:06:12,920 --> 00:06:13,956 Don't... 121 00:06:16,360 --> 00:06:17,635 Fight! 122 00:06:25,160 --> 00:06:27,152 Clouds... 123 00:06:33,160 --> 00:06:35,959 ...like we're close together... 124 00:06:42,160 --> 00:06:43,310 Oi! You lot. 125 00:06:44,200 --> 00:06:46,120 Building castles in air 126 00:06:48,080 --> 00:06:50,675 - Thanks for the lift, mate. - Get us out of here! 127 00:06:50,760 --> 00:06:52,797 Come on! Go! Let's go! 128 00:07:04,480 --> 00:07:06,199 Oh, let me out, I'm gonna puke. 129 00:07:07,841 --> 00:07:10,401 Don't let the suit fool you. Our man is a punk. 130 00:07:10,640 --> 00:07:12,016 He drove on the wrong side of the road 131 00:07:12,040 --> 00:07:13,394 - the whole way here. - I did? 132 00:07:14,441 --> 00:07:15,441 Nice. 133 00:07:16,280 --> 00:07:17,350 See you around, mate. 134 00:07:20,200 --> 00:07:21,998 All right, Sara. I found their hideout. 135 00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:23,600 Heading back to the Waverider. 136 00:07:24,760 --> 00:07:27,480 No, Ray. You are our guy on the inside. 137 00:07:27,560 --> 00:07:29,870 Look, loud music makes my nose bleed. 138 00:07:29,960 --> 00:07:31,758 I... I'm not a punk. 139 00:07:32,080 --> 00:07:34,231 Well, you are now. You stay with that band. 140 00:07:35,200 --> 00:07:36,656 Ray. Ray, are you there? 141 00:07:36,680 --> 00:07:38,280 Aah. You're pressing the button too hard. 142 00:07:38,640 --> 00:07:40,632 All right, yeah. It's my first time. Listen, mate. 143 00:07:40,840 --> 00:07:42,957 There's an old trick for unmasking leprechauns. 144 00:07:43,040 --> 00:07:45,509 You spill a bunch of grain in front of them on the floor, 145 00:07:45,600 --> 00:07:47,637 and they're compelled to count every kernel. 146 00:07:48,320 --> 00:07:50,915 Really? That sounds bizarre. That's not true. 147 00:07:51,520 --> 00:07:53,876 - Is that true? - That's a stupid plan. 148 00:07:54,280 --> 00:07:55,714 Have you got a better one, big man? 149 00:07:55,800 --> 00:07:56,995 I don't do magic tricks. 150 00:07:57,120 --> 00:07:59,316 Oh, great. So the plan is no plan. Is that you... 151 00:07:59,440 --> 00:08:02,160 - Enough! Both of you. - You know what? 152 00:08:02,320 --> 00:08:06,360 It is 1977 in London town. I'm gonna enjoy the sights. 153 00:08:06,680 --> 00:08:08,239 Good luck with your magic problem. 154 00:08:09,280 --> 00:08:11,715 Did you guys just make Constantine leave? 155 00:08:12,280 --> 00:08:13,360 We'll get back to you, Ray. 156 00:08:15,200 --> 00:08:17,669 - Not your finest work, bud. - He's gonna get us killed. 157 00:08:17,760 --> 00:08:19,717 You just don't like guys with ties. 158 00:08:19,800 --> 00:08:22,176 That's right. It's like a little flag hanging from someone's neck 159 00:08:22,200 --> 00:08:23,429 saying, "I'm a liar." 160 00:08:23,520 --> 00:08:25,477 Look, I'll have Zari follow him, all right? 161 00:08:25,880 --> 00:08:26,950 But in the meantime, 162 00:08:27,040 --> 00:08:29,096 you and I need to help Ray find this magical creature, 163 00:08:29,120 --> 00:08:31,874 so we can send it to hell before this whole team falls apart. 164 00:08:35,960 --> 00:08:37,838 - How's it going? - Good. 165 00:08:37,920 --> 00:08:38,956 Great. 166 00:08:40,120 --> 00:08:42,160 All right. This should be all of it. 167 00:08:42,280 --> 00:08:45,830 These protocols were developed by Rip and myself over the last six years. 168 00:08:45,960 --> 00:08:47,997 - I did the drawings. - Thank you, Gary. 169 00:08:48,320 --> 00:08:49,754 So, your job is to just update 170 00:08:49,880 --> 00:08:52,349 all of this for our new, uh, magical fugitives, okay? 171 00:08:52,440 --> 00:08:53,999 You got it, boss. 172 00:08:54,080 --> 00:08:57,198 And as we say at the Time Bureau, the adventure is in the details. 173 00:08:59,640 --> 00:09:00,640 Have fun. 174 00:09:03,200 --> 00:09:04,200 You okay? 175 00:09:04,640 --> 00:09:05,560 Um... 176 00:09:05,561 --> 00:09:06,711 I'm good. I'm good. 177 00:09:06,800 --> 00:09:08,696 It's just... I know you guys do things differently here. 178 00:09:08,720 --> 00:09:10,757 I just didn't know it was so protocol-centric. 179 00:09:11,320 --> 00:09:12,356 - Yeah. - Yeah. 180 00:09:12,760 --> 00:09:15,400 Look, I know you're used to zooming around in a time machine... 181 00:09:15,480 --> 00:09:16,896 - Mmm-hmm. - ...with all your best friends, 182 00:09:16,920 --> 00:09:18,673 shooting from the hip and saving history. 183 00:09:19,120 --> 00:09:20,395 - Always. - But, you know, 184 00:09:20,960 --> 00:09:22,917 the Bureau's not all protocols. 185 00:09:24,200 --> 00:09:25,270 I'm listening. 186 00:09:25,640 --> 00:09:26,640 Come with. 187 00:09:28,080 --> 00:09:30,436 Buckle up, Nate. It's Taco Monday. 188 00:09:30,680 --> 00:09:31,830 Instead of Taco Tuesday? 189 00:09:31,920 --> 00:09:33,240 Oh, we dare to defy. 190 00:09:33,320 --> 00:09:34,754 - Whoa. - Taco delivery. 191 00:09:34,840 --> 00:09:36,672 Are you Mr. Green? 192 00:09:36,960 --> 00:09:38,076 Oh, name's Gary. 193 00:09:38,160 --> 00:09:41,039 Mr. Green's in the conservatory with the lead pipe. 194 00:09:43,880 --> 00:09:46,600 - Sorry. Bad joke. - No, that was great. 195 00:09:46,840 --> 00:09:47,990 Um... Yeah. 196 00:09:48,080 --> 00:09:49,480 My name is Mona, by the way. 197 00:09:49,560 --> 00:09:53,600 Just kind of like Mona Lisa without the Lisa, so it's just Mona. 198 00:09:54,040 --> 00:09:55,040 Cool. 199 00:09:57,080 --> 00:09:59,834 Time Bureau. Ah. Is that what this place is? 200 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:02,556 You know, they just never tell us. What's a Time Bureau? 201 00:10:03,200 --> 00:10:05,396 Uh... Um... 202 00:10:05,480 --> 00:10:08,359 You know, like, daylight savings and time zones and stuff like that? 203 00:10:08,440 --> 00:10:09,476 We're in charge of that. 204 00:10:09,560 --> 00:10:10,914 - Okay, bye. - Bye. 205 00:10:11,640 --> 00:10:13,359 It's actually just one... 206 00:10:13,800 --> 00:10:15,439 - Uh-oh. - One per person. 207 00:10:15,560 --> 00:10:16,994 Okay, bye. 208 00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:19,316 Okay. 209 00:10:19,400 --> 00:10:21,551 Shh. Got it. Yeah. 210 00:10:26,040 --> 00:10:27,713 What, did we forgot something in the van? 211 00:10:28,160 --> 00:10:32,632 No, I... Seeing as, um, I drove you guys and you didn't pay me, 212 00:10:32,840 --> 00:10:34,696 Uh, I thought maybe I could hang out with you... 213 00:10:34,720 --> 00:10:35,880 ...blokes. 214 00:10:36,080 --> 00:10:37,400 Down with the monarchy, right? 215 00:10:38,640 --> 00:10:39,915 I didn't catch your name. 216 00:10:40,560 --> 00:10:42,358 Rage. 217 00:10:43,480 --> 00:10:45,949 - Rage? - Yep, Rage. That's what they call me. 218 00:10:46,440 --> 00:10:51,754 On account of all my various rages, uh, against, um, the machine. 219 00:10:51,880 --> 00:10:53,030 Oh. 220 00:10:53,120 --> 00:10:55,077 I'd like to see some rage, Rage. 221 00:10:55,160 --> 00:10:57,117 I'm Charlie. Come on in. 222 00:10:57,280 --> 00:10:58,280 Ha. 223 00:11:00,680 --> 00:11:02,353 Guys, do you remember our driver? 224 00:11:02,440 --> 00:11:06,036 Well, he goes by the name Rage, because of his wicked rages. 225 00:11:06,240 --> 00:11:08,072 Yeah? About what? 226 00:11:08,520 --> 00:11:09,520 Oh. 227 00:11:10,360 --> 00:11:12,079 Disco music, right? 228 00:11:12,720 --> 00:11:14,200 The Queen, obviously. 229 00:11:15,440 --> 00:11:17,830 Doing chores in a timely fashion. 230 00:11:17,920 --> 00:11:21,630 - We hate disco too. - Yeah, hate disco. Hate it. 231 00:11:21,880 --> 00:11:24,236 I had to move from New York just to get away from 232 00:11:24,440 --> 00:11:26,352 tight trousers and platform shoes. 233 00:11:26,440 --> 00:11:28,160 Do you know how hard it is to walk in those? 234 00:11:28,280 --> 00:11:30,954 - All right. Let's hear a rage then. - Yeah, go on. 235 00:11:32,120 --> 00:11:34,271 At this hour? No, I don't like to force them. 236 00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:37,592 You know, just let them come naturally, but it'll happen. 237 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:39,912 What about you guys? You know, uh... 238 00:11:40,280 --> 00:11:42,351 - What makes you tick? - We're The Smell. 239 00:11:42,600 --> 00:11:45,069 We're a band. What more is there to say? 240 00:11:45,400 --> 00:11:46,880 We're a bit more than that, Declan. 241 00:11:47,280 --> 00:11:48,430 We're a movement. 242 00:11:48,560 --> 00:11:51,155 We're gonna shock the system, wake up all the drones. 243 00:11:51,240 --> 00:11:52,674 Yeah, present company included. 244 00:11:54,240 --> 00:11:55,640 Oh. Oh! 245 00:11:56,280 --> 00:11:59,478 Sorry, I got rice everywhere. Sorry. You see that, Declan? 246 00:11:59,760 --> 00:12:00,760 What? 247 00:12:00,840 --> 00:12:03,196 The rice... The grains of rice, they are everywhere. 248 00:12:03,280 --> 00:12:07,240 I'm sorry if you feel the urge to have to pick up every single piece. 249 00:12:07,520 --> 00:12:10,638 Mate, are you trying the leprechaun test on me? 250 00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:14,798 You know how hurtful you're being right now? Deeply! 251 00:12:14,920 --> 00:12:17,196 Declan's a bit touchy about being ginger. 252 00:12:17,280 --> 00:12:19,840 - You're all right, Rage. - Well, Rage has got to leave. 253 00:12:20,320 --> 00:12:22,437 We've got to plan Operation Mum's Bum. 254 00:12:22,960 --> 00:12:25,555 Mum's Bum. Mum-Mum's Bum? Hey. 255 00:12:25,880 --> 00:12:27,240 Sounds fun. I could get into that. 256 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:28,755 Oh, we could use a driver. 257 00:12:29,160 --> 00:12:32,039 - Can we trust him? - There's only one way to find out. 258 00:12:35,480 --> 00:12:36,920 So, that's the big highlight? 259 00:12:38,120 --> 00:12:40,760 Eating tacos one day before the rest of America? 260 00:12:40,840 --> 00:12:42,320 - Yeah. - Hmm. 261 00:12:42,960 --> 00:12:45,680 Oh. Hey, there's a blip on the magicometer. 262 00:12:46,080 --> 00:12:48,117 It's from the Pleistocene period. 263 00:12:48,760 --> 00:12:50,114 Clear your schedule. 264 00:12:50,800 --> 00:12:52,519 We've got a report to write. 265 00:12:52,600 --> 00:12:54,000 Or, or, or... 266 00:12:54,360 --> 00:12:56,955 Or we can handle this ourselves. 267 00:12:57,720 --> 00:13:00,189 Without approval? That sounds dangerous. 268 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:03,393 You've got two, but I'm sort of down to my last nipple. 269 00:13:03,480 --> 00:13:06,120 Gary, Ava hired me to optimize this department, okay, 270 00:13:06,200 --> 00:13:09,238 and I can't do that waiting three days for approval. 271 00:13:13,520 --> 00:13:14,590 And we could be time bros. 272 00:13:16,240 --> 00:13:18,709 - What? - We could be time bros. 273 00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:22,629 - Time bros? - Yeah. 274 00:13:23,040 --> 00:13:24,235 - Me and you? - Mmm-hmm. 275 00:13:25,200 --> 00:13:27,476 - Oh, but, um... - We could re-heat your tacos later. 276 00:13:28,280 --> 00:13:29,555 - Okay. Yeah. - Yeah. 277 00:13:29,800 --> 00:13:30,995 - This way. - Okay. 278 00:13:39,080 --> 00:13:40,309 Okay. Here we are. 279 00:13:41,120 --> 00:13:42,349 Uh... Where are we? 280 00:13:42,880 --> 00:13:46,078 St James's Park, next to Buckingham Palace. 281 00:13:46,480 --> 00:13:48,119 St James's Park, you say? 282 00:13:48,200 --> 00:13:49,554 All right, Ray, we're listening. 283 00:13:49,880 --> 00:13:52,714 The Queen's royal corgis are taking their afternoon constitutional. 284 00:13:52,920 --> 00:13:54,576 You're gonna nab one of those little yippers 285 00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:55,670 and bring him back to us. 286 00:13:57,440 --> 00:13:59,096 Uh... We-we're not gonna hurt the dog, are we? 287 00:13:59,120 --> 00:14:01,032 No, we're gonna hurt the Queen. 288 00:14:01,600 --> 00:14:03,080 She treats her dogs to beef Wellington 289 00:14:03,160 --> 00:14:04,560 while poor people are starving. 290 00:14:04,640 --> 00:14:06,154 It's time to expose the hypocrisy. 291 00:14:06,480 --> 00:14:08,597 Okay, yeah. No problem. Dogs love me. 292 00:14:08,680 --> 00:14:09,750 Yes. Problem. 293 00:14:09,840 --> 00:14:11,880 They're the Queen's dogs. They are gonna be guarded. 294 00:14:12,120 --> 00:14:14,635 Question. Will the dogs be heavily guarded? 295 00:14:15,080 --> 00:14:16,434 Well, that's your problem. 296 00:14:16,520 --> 00:14:17,920 It's time to see how far you'll go. 297 00:14:18,320 --> 00:14:20,471 If you've got a rage stored up, now is the time. 298 00:14:22,480 --> 00:14:23,709 It's... 299 00:14:32,760 --> 00:14:34,877 Ray, we can hear you gulping through the comms. 300 00:14:35,120 --> 00:14:37,077 Do we really have to do this? 301 00:14:37,160 --> 00:14:39,117 I mean, we know that Declan's not a leprechaun. 302 00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:41,237 Well, your machine says one of them is magical, 303 00:14:41,400 --> 00:14:43,835 so our job is to find them and get it gone. 304 00:14:44,120 --> 00:14:46,351 You're gonna have to do this the old-fashioned way. 305 00:14:46,440 --> 00:14:47,440 Corgi-napping? 306 00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:49,671 Gaining their trust and betraying them. 307 00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:52,279 We'll help you out with the corgis. 308 00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:55,592 - QB or wet work? - QB. 309 00:14:56,280 --> 00:14:58,431 Ray, Rory's gonna walk you through this one. 310 00:14:58,520 --> 00:15:00,159 Easy-peasy lemon squeezy. 311 00:15:03,160 --> 00:15:04,480 Oh. I see them. 312 00:15:05,520 --> 00:15:08,319 Let's go, pups. Pup-and-at-'em, Sparky. 313 00:15:08,760 --> 00:15:10,240 You see that bench in front of you? 314 00:15:10,320 --> 00:15:11,800 - Yeah. - Sit on it. 315 00:15:11,880 --> 00:15:12,880 Okay. 316 00:15:14,320 --> 00:15:17,757 All right, Ray. I feel like I should do, uh, something like, uh... 317 00:15:17,920 --> 00:15:20,071 - Maybe a distraction? - Just wait. 318 00:15:21,040 --> 00:15:24,670 This would go a lot faster if you'd just do your thing, Gordon. 319 00:15:45,080 --> 00:15:47,072 Can we just nick his van already? 320 00:15:47,320 --> 00:15:48,754 That's why we're here, innit? 321 00:15:48,840 --> 00:15:49,990 Give him a minute. 322 00:15:51,201 --> 00:15:53,201 Mick, you were right. It's just the dog walker now. 323 00:15:53,680 --> 00:15:55,034 Go and ask for the corgi. 324 00:15:58,400 --> 00:15:59,675 Ah. Excuse me, sir. 325 00:15:59,760 --> 00:16:01,956 I, uh... I don't know if this is royal etiquette, 326 00:16:02,040 --> 00:16:04,874 but if it may please the Crown, 327 00:16:05,720 --> 00:16:07,871 may I, uh, borrow one of those corgis? 328 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:10,116 Just take him. 329 00:16:10,840 --> 00:16:11,760 Oh. 330 00:16:11,761 --> 00:16:13,841 There are those famous British manners I've heard of. 331 00:16:13,920 --> 00:16:14,990 Thank you. 332 00:16:18,720 --> 00:16:19,720 Good choice. 333 00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:23,480 Well, how long do you think the poor lad is gonna last in the clink? 334 00:16:24,840 --> 00:16:25,910 Blimey. 335 00:16:27,480 --> 00:16:30,040 My word! That young man's stolen a royal corgi! 336 00:16:32,440 --> 00:16:34,591 He did it. He bloody did it. 337 00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:35,836 Go on, roll up, Declan! 338 00:16:39,080 --> 00:16:40,594 Go, go, go, go, go! 339 00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:52,429 We start off the hour with an update of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth's 340 00:16:52,520 --> 00:16:54,113 beloved corgi, Sparky. 341 00:16:54,440 --> 00:16:56,193 Reported missing earlier this afternoon, 342 00:16:56,280 --> 00:16:58,192 he has finally been found behind bars 343 00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:01,520 at the Southwest London animal rescue for dogs. 344 00:17:01,880 --> 00:17:04,793 From the looks of it, the pooch has fallen in with a bad crowd. 345 00:17:06,760 --> 00:17:08,672 Well, at least someone from Buckingham Palace 346 00:17:08,760 --> 00:17:09,880 has glimpsed the real world. 347 00:17:10,040 --> 00:17:12,077 Rage! Rage! Rage! 348 00:17:14,640 --> 00:17:16,836 - To the table! - Oh! Snacks! I'm famished! 349 00:17:19,280 --> 00:17:21,351 - It'll only hurt for a minute, love. - Hurt? 350 00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:23,216 - A tattoo. - Yeah, we all have them. 351 00:17:23,240 --> 00:17:24,674 Get them after our first prank. 352 00:17:24,760 --> 00:17:26,194 It's a Smell tradition. 353 00:17:26,280 --> 00:17:28,397 Once you get one, you're one of us, mate. 354 00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:31,350 Oh, that needle's been sterilized, right? 355 00:17:33,280 --> 00:17:35,511 See, Charlie, told ya. He's a narc. 356 00:17:35,840 --> 00:17:37,797 No, he just doesn't get it. 357 00:17:38,320 --> 00:17:40,357 This isn't a tattoo. It's a statement. 358 00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:43,514 That ink says you won't swallow the crap they force down our throats. 359 00:17:44,160 --> 00:17:46,470 Sometimes you have to do bad things for good reasons. 360 00:17:47,480 --> 00:17:49,676 So what do you say? You in? 361 00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:53,192 Yeah, I'm in. 362 00:17:54,440 --> 00:17:55,476 Give me the tattoo. 363 00:17:55,560 --> 00:17:56,560 Yeah. 364 00:17:59,560 --> 00:18:03,236 Now that you're officially one of us, the corgi was just for a laugh. 365 00:18:04,240 --> 00:18:06,960 We're gonna make the Queen hand over her precious jewels. 366 00:18:07,040 --> 00:18:10,431 Yeah. Uh... Just one question. How? 367 00:18:11,560 --> 00:18:14,473 Leave that part to me. I'll work my magic. 368 00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:28,790 Another pint? 369 00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:31,350 I'd love one. 370 00:18:31,440 --> 00:18:34,000 You should probably have something in your stomach with this one. 371 00:18:34,360 --> 00:18:36,113 Aren't you kind, looking after me? 372 00:18:36,840 --> 00:18:37,876 I try my best. 373 00:18:38,840 --> 00:18:43,278 Did he tell you he's a dark soul, cursed to walk the world alone? 374 00:18:44,160 --> 00:18:45,160 Something like that. 375 00:18:45,800 --> 00:18:46,870 I'll be right back. 376 00:18:47,040 --> 00:18:48,076 Thanks, love. 377 00:18:51,320 --> 00:18:53,994 How the bloody hell did you find me up here in Liverpool, eh? 378 00:18:54,760 --> 00:18:56,956 Sara had me install a tracker in your comm. 379 00:18:57,040 --> 00:18:58,040 Ah. 380 00:18:58,400 --> 00:19:00,392 No one trusts old Johnny boy. 381 00:19:01,160 --> 00:19:02,799 Can't say I blame you lot. 382 00:19:03,760 --> 00:19:05,353 Yeah, she had a hunch 383 00:19:06,040 --> 00:19:08,350 your baser instincts would pull you off-mission. 384 00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:10,400 Ah, she'd be the one to bloody know, wouldn't she? 385 00:19:12,040 --> 00:19:13,800 - Here you are, love. - Thanks. 386 00:19:14,040 --> 00:19:15,713 Just give me a shout if you want a water. 387 00:19:15,840 --> 00:19:16,876 Will do. 388 00:19:19,480 --> 00:19:23,269 That brooding antihero crap must be a real panty-dropper. Huh? 389 00:19:23,760 --> 00:19:26,275 You tell her you have four roommates and sleep on the couch? 390 00:19:26,760 --> 00:19:27,840 No, I didn't. 391 00:19:28,760 --> 00:19:29,760 She's my mum. 392 00:19:33,120 --> 00:19:35,954 I'm really wishing I had not said "panty-dropper." 393 00:19:37,320 --> 00:19:38,320 Yep. 394 00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:41,440 Oh. 395 00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:45,110 Feels so good to be back in the field. 396 00:19:45,720 --> 00:19:48,360 Feel that cool Pleistocene breeze in our hair. 397 00:19:49,040 --> 00:19:52,033 The only thing is I do feel a little naked without a clever costume on. 398 00:19:52,360 --> 00:19:55,194 Oh, I'm sort off of costumes right now. 399 00:19:55,280 --> 00:19:58,000 Oh, 'cause of your, uh, John Cosplay? 400 00:19:58,720 --> 00:20:00,160 What's going on with you two anyway? 401 00:20:00,560 --> 00:20:02,870 Well, he dropped me, which sucks. 402 00:20:03,240 --> 00:20:04,674 I mean, you know. 403 00:20:05,520 --> 00:20:06,590 Why would you say that? 404 00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:08,474 Oh, there's no shame in it. 405 00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:12,796 You know, I used to just think of you as Amaya's arm-candy, 406 00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:16,112 so it's nice to know you're more than just the guy Amaya dumped. 407 00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:18,715 She didn't dump me. We broke up to save the timeline. 408 00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:21,315 Yeah, Constantine let me down easy too. 409 00:20:21,560 --> 00:20:23,597 Said it was about the balance of good and evil. 410 00:20:23,920 --> 00:20:25,240 Wait. Did she dump me? 411 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:30,074 Well, all I know is that she started a family with another guy, real fast. 412 00:20:30,160 --> 00:20:32,629 You tell me. But, hey, hey. 413 00:20:32,880 --> 00:20:34,314 You get back out there. 414 00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:36,517 Meet some new people, change up your scenery a bit... 415 00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:38,990 - Hide. - Hide if it heals your heart better. 416 00:20:39,080 --> 00:20:40,196 Shut up. Hide! 417 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:48,136 - Quitting time. - Yo, shut that off. 418 00:20:48,160 --> 00:20:49,276 You're gonna get us killed. 419 00:20:49,360 --> 00:20:51,856 If we don't get back to the office, Director Sharpe is gonna kill us. 420 00:20:51,880 --> 00:20:53,394 She hates overtime. 421 00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:54,795 - You're kidding. - No! 422 00:20:56,440 --> 00:20:57,669 - On three. - Yes. 423 00:20:57,760 --> 00:20:59,672 - One, two... - One, two... 424 00:20:59,960 --> 00:21:01,155 - Three. Go. - Uh... 425 00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:03,320 Gary, go on! 426 00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:15,719 Psst. It's me, Ray. Look straight ahead. 427 00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:17,200 Talk straight into your newspaper. 428 00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:18,714 No one will suspect a thing. 429 00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:21,390 What do you got on them? 430 00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:26,159 Gilly loves monkeys, 431 00:21:26,520 --> 00:21:28,159 Ian's first language was Yiddish, 432 00:21:28,520 --> 00:21:30,280 and Declan, his nose crinkles when he smiles. 433 00:21:30,360 --> 00:21:32,376 - It's actually pretty cute. - I don't want to date them, Haircut, 434 00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:33,960 just tell me which one I'll have to off. 435 00:21:35,600 --> 00:21:38,638 Well, it appears that Charlie is our "myth-ery" 436 00:21:38,720 --> 00:21:40,040 or fugitive. 437 00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:41,630 Good. 438 00:21:41,720 --> 00:21:43,473 We'll nab her and send her to hell. 439 00:21:44,240 --> 00:21:46,118 Hell? What... 440 00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:48,709 Look, all she's guilty of is questionable hygiene, 441 00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:51,634 playing bad music, and pulling a couple pranks. 442 00:21:51,720 --> 00:21:54,110 We started this mess, we gotta take care of it. 443 00:21:55,120 --> 00:21:56,190 All right, well... 444 00:21:56,280 --> 00:21:57,536 Just give me some time to figure out 445 00:21:57,560 --> 00:21:59,313 what her powers are before we move on her. 446 00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:01,471 You've got until the weasel gets back. 447 00:22:02,600 --> 00:22:04,034 What the hell is that on your arm? 448 00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:05,870 It's my tattoo. 449 00:22:06,480 --> 00:22:08,597 It's a corgi with a mohawk. 450 00:22:08,720 --> 00:22:10,040 You've lost it, Haircut. 451 00:22:10,760 --> 00:22:11,910 Finally lost it. 452 00:22:13,360 --> 00:22:14,555 It's Rage, mate. 453 00:22:17,320 --> 00:22:18,720 Were you and your mom close? 454 00:22:19,520 --> 00:22:21,239 Just met her 20 minutes ago. 455 00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:23,080 Died in childbirth. 456 00:22:24,520 --> 00:22:26,989 Two for two. Sorry. 457 00:22:27,080 --> 00:22:28,799 My dad used to call me "Killer." 458 00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:30,439 Never let me forget what I did. 459 00:22:30,920 --> 00:22:32,639 - Hmm. Father of the year. - Mmm. 460 00:22:33,960 --> 00:22:35,920 You wouldn't guess that to look at him, would you? 461 00:22:41,800 --> 00:22:45,680 You didn't just happen to run into your parents, did you? 462 00:22:46,040 --> 00:22:47,394 I've ruined a lot of lives, 463 00:22:47,920 --> 00:22:50,515 and that bastard's just the first one to call me out on it. 464 00:22:51,960 --> 00:22:54,191 Listen, if you're going to wallow in self-pity, 465 00:22:54,280 --> 00:22:56,431 the Waverider's got a lot of rooms for that. 466 00:22:56,720 --> 00:22:58,757 I'm partial to the kitchen myself. 467 00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:00,992 Oh, I'm not here to wallow, love. 468 00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:02,150 I'm here to fix it. 469 00:23:02,800 --> 00:23:05,360 I'm gonna give him the old Manchester Mengele. 470 00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:07,875 - What? - Back-alley vasectomy. 471 00:23:08,360 --> 00:23:09,510 "Back-alley..." 472 00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:10,840 No, John, you can't! 473 00:23:12,640 --> 00:23:13,835 What happened? 474 00:23:13,920 --> 00:23:15,195 Ball-kick paradox. 475 00:23:15,280 --> 00:23:16,696 You can't kick your own dad in the junk 476 00:23:16,720 --> 00:23:18,456 because you'd erase yourself from the timeline, 477 00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:20,960 which means there would be no one to kick your dad in the junk. 478 00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:22,720 Bloody hell, I can't. 479 00:23:25,680 --> 00:23:27,911 Toss off, you legless wanker. 480 00:23:33,561 --> 00:23:35,757 Tommy. Tommy, are you all right? 481 00:23:36,760 --> 00:23:38,240 Get the hell out of my pub! 482 00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:40,280 I never wanna see your face again. 483 00:23:41,360 --> 00:23:42,360 You won't. 484 00:23:44,360 --> 00:23:48,912 Another cracking Constantine family reunion. 485 00:23:55,120 --> 00:23:56,679 Look, I get it. 486 00:23:57,080 --> 00:23:59,151 There's a lot of things I wish I could change. 487 00:23:59,800 --> 00:24:01,712 But you can't mess with your past. 488 00:24:02,280 --> 00:24:03,953 Time Travel 101. 489 00:24:06,520 --> 00:24:08,239 It's not just my mum. 490 00:24:09,920 --> 00:24:11,400 There are others I've hurt. 491 00:24:12,880 --> 00:24:13,880 My past 492 00:24:16,360 --> 00:24:17,589 is coming for me. 493 00:24:19,120 --> 00:24:20,600 What do you mean? 494 00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:30,000 You know what? Forget it! 495 00:24:30,280 --> 00:24:32,272 Ray will be needing us now, won't he? 496 00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:38,472 Hello, punk friends. Anyone seen Charlie? 497 00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:41,554 We know what you've been up to. 498 00:24:41,640 --> 00:24:44,280 You do? Of course you do. I'm a terrible liar. 499 00:24:44,360 --> 00:24:45,635 Shut it, Rage. 500 00:24:45,720 --> 00:24:48,189 If that is your real name, which I'm pretty sure it's not. 501 00:24:48,280 --> 00:24:50,920 You said you left New York to escape the disco scene. 502 00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:52,593 Then explain this. 503 00:25:03,520 --> 00:25:06,240 "Mystery disco band leaves the audience saying, 504 00:25:06,320 --> 00:25:07,800 "'Thank you for the music."' 505 00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:10,312 Can you even name a punk song? 506 00:25:10,480 --> 00:25:12,312 Well, I... 507 00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:16,600 I told you idiots we couldn't trust him. He's a narc. 508 00:25:16,680 --> 00:25:18,672 Yeah, a disco narc. 509 00:25:18,760 --> 00:25:20,911 Look, can we just talk about this calmly? 510 00:25:21,040 --> 00:25:22,190 Calmly? 511 00:25:22,280 --> 00:25:24,954 Is this Rage chap ever gonna have a rage or not? 512 00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:28,437 I think we should glue sequins all over him, 513 00:25:28,520 --> 00:25:30,256 and string him up like a disco ball at the Roxy. 514 00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:31,475 Shut it! 515 00:25:31,960 --> 00:25:33,360 Listen to yourselves. 516 00:25:33,640 --> 00:25:35,597 You lot sound like brainwashed pigs. 517 00:25:35,960 --> 00:25:38,111 So what? The bloke fancies a bit of disco. 518 00:25:38,760 --> 00:25:39,989 Gilly used to be a nun. 519 00:25:40,760 --> 00:25:41,955 Ian was a mime. 520 00:25:42,480 --> 00:25:44,199 I've done a stint in the lockup. 521 00:25:44,280 --> 00:25:45,680 Declan's not even Irish. 522 00:25:49,440 --> 00:25:50,954 I thought it sounded more street. 523 00:25:51,160 --> 00:25:52,400 We've all got a past. 524 00:25:52,520 --> 00:25:54,432 And it is just that, a past. 525 00:25:54,920 --> 00:25:56,639 I don't care who you were before. 526 00:25:56,800 --> 00:25:59,269 Whoever you wanna be now, that's what matters. 527 00:26:06,160 --> 00:26:08,240 Did you put butter in the coffee machine again, Gary? 528 00:26:08,920 --> 00:26:10,240 - Yes. - Hey, Ava. 529 00:26:10,600 --> 00:26:11,520 Oh. 530 00:26:11,521 --> 00:26:12,875 Hey, happy Tuesday. 531 00:26:12,960 --> 00:26:15,256 - How was your evening? - Actually, it was nice. 532 00:26:15,280 --> 00:26:16,316 What about you? 533 00:26:16,480 --> 00:26:17,760 You ready to get back out there? 534 00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:20,336 Gary told me you guys wrapped up yesterday's mission without a hitch. 535 00:26:20,360 --> 00:26:21,476 I am very impressed. 536 00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:23,080 I look forward to reading your report. 537 00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:24,509 Good job. 538 00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:27,800 We wrapped it up? 539 00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:29,320 It wrapped itself up. 540 00:26:29,440 --> 00:26:30,920 The blip is gone. 541 00:26:31,520 --> 00:26:32,600 What do you mean it's gone? 542 00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:34,672 Don't overthink it, Nate. Take the win. 543 00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:37,759 Oh. I got you something to commemorate our first 544 00:26:37,840 --> 00:26:40,230 mission together as time bros. 545 00:26:40,840 --> 00:26:43,116 It's an exotic plant to spruce up your work space. 546 00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:52,600 Looks good. 547 00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:56,473 Mixtape. If you're gonna be in the band, 548 00:26:56,880 --> 00:26:58,840 you should be able to at least name one punk song. 549 00:27:00,120 --> 00:27:01,713 Cool. Thank you. 550 00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:04,231 And thank you for, uh, earlier. 551 00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:07,800 Oh, sometimes the others think they're the damn punk police. 552 00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:10,000 I have to tell you something. 553 00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:15,597 My name is not really Rage. In fact, it's nothing anger related. 554 00:27:15,960 --> 00:27:18,156 It's Just Ray. 555 00:27:19,440 --> 00:27:20,840 - Just Ray? - Yeah. 556 00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:22,316 I like that. 557 00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:24,269 So, Just Ray, 558 00:27:25,120 --> 00:27:26,634 what happened to your old crew? 559 00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:30,954 Well, Sara met a special someone and they are trying to make it work. 560 00:27:31,040 --> 00:27:32,394 - That will kill a band. - Mmm. 561 00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:36,037 My best friend, Nate, he, uh, has a desk job. 562 00:27:36,520 --> 00:27:39,479 And Amaya, well, she's gone. 563 00:27:40,480 --> 00:27:41,800 And I actually really miss her. 564 00:27:42,240 --> 00:27:44,675 She was kind of our moral compass. 565 00:27:45,120 --> 00:27:46,240 Helped us do the right thing 566 00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:48,516 when it wasn't always easy to do the right thing. 567 00:27:48,760 --> 00:27:50,831 I never knew disco could get so barmy. 568 00:27:51,440 --> 00:27:53,272 Well, I guess the way we did it, 569 00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:54,959 yeah, it did get pretty barmy. 570 00:27:56,880 --> 00:27:57,880 So, uh... 571 00:27:59,560 --> 00:28:00,710 How long were you locked up? 572 00:28:03,760 --> 00:28:05,831 Long enough to know I ain't ever going back. 573 00:28:07,120 --> 00:28:08,236 What happened? 574 00:28:08,600 --> 00:28:10,353 Small-minded people got scared. 575 00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:13,435 Turned to law and order to make themselves feel big. 576 00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:19,749 Prison seems extreme for a little bit of mischief. 577 00:28:20,520 --> 00:28:22,796 I wasn't sent away for stealing corgis. 578 00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:25,351 Are you sure you can handle the truth, Just Ray? 579 00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:27,834 Yeah, try me. 580 00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:36,000 Whoa. 581 00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:43,830 - This doesn't freak you out? - No. 582 00:28:44,880 --> 00:28:47,315 Such rapid molecular transformation is, 583 00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:49,437 to quote an old friend, astonishing. 584 00:28:49,720 --> 00:28:53,111 How do you choose who to be when you can be anybody? 585 00:28:53,520 --> 00:28:56,115 Just saw this mug on a toothpaste ad on the Tube. 586 00:28:56,200 --> 00:28:57,600 I liked her smile. 587 00:28:58,040 --> 00:28:59,040 Huh. 588 00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:00,200 Wow. 589 00:29:00,201 --> 00:29:03,160 Must be strange to completely change. 590 00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:04,356 It is. 591 00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:06,477 That's why I have to hold tight to what I believe. 592 00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:08,995 Strong drinks, loud music, and screwing the system. 593 00:29:09,640 --> 00:29:11,438 Otherwise I'd lose myself. 594 00:29:12,400 --> 00:29:14,073 You're a pretty cool lady. 595 00:29:14,560 --> 00:29:16,870 Or man. Or whatever you wanna be. 596 00:29:17,640 --> 00:29:20,314 I wish the humans who threw me in the slammer felt that way. 597 00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:22,910 They just saw a magical creature and panicked. 598 00:29:24,440 --> 00:29:25,669 I'm so sorry. 599 00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:27,435 Oh, don't be. 600 00:29:27,680 --> 00:29:29,273 You're one of the good ones, Just Ray. 601 00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:35,878 Sara, I figured it out. 602 00:29:36,120 --> 00:29:37,998 All right, Ray, what are we dealing with? 603 00:29:38,080 --> 00:29:39,434 She's a shapeshifter. 604 00:29:39,520 --> 00:29:42,160 She doesn't kidnap the Queen, she becomes the Queen. 605 00:29:42,240 --> 00:29:44,197 - I knew it. - He definitely said leprechaun. 606 00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:46,075 So I have an idea. 607 00:29:46,160 --> 00:29:48,675 What if I just ask her to stop impersonating the Queen? 608 00:29:48,840 --> 00:29:50,479 History goes back to the way it was, 609 00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:52,114 and we don't have to send her to hell. 610 00:29:52,200 --> 00:29:53,376 Ray, so far we've learned that 611 00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:56,916 unicorns are homicidal maniacs and fairy godmothers are psychopaths. 612 00:29:57,080 --> 00:29:58,616 And they're supposed to be the nice ones. 613 00:29:58,640 --> 00:30:00,154 And these shapeshifting bastards, 614 00:30:00,240 --> 00:30:02,550 they put the rest to shame. We're talking killing sprees, 615 00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:04,040 world wars, you name it. 616 00:30:04,120 --> 00:30:05,536 Yeah, but she's not doing any of that. 617 00:30:05,560 --> 00:30:08,280 She's manipulating you. Don't fall for it, mate. 618 00:30:08,360 --> 00:30:10,317 Too late. He's got a tattoo. 619 00:30:11,480 --> 00:30:13,233 Oh, please let it be a tramp stamp. 620 00:30:13,840 --> 00:30:15,320 She's not hurting anyone. 621 00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:17,631 Sit tight, Haircut. We'll, uh, work this out. 622 00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:19,753 Thank you, Mick. Maybe we could... 623 00:30:20,560 --> 00:30:21,710 He's in too deep. 624 00:30:21,840 --> 00:30:22,990 For once, I agree with you. 625 00:30:23,320 --> 00:30:26,119 Ray has no bloody idea what he's dealing with. 626 00:30:26,200 --> 00:30:27,793 Ray has been doing this a long time. 627 00:30:27,880 --> 00:30:28,916 He can handle himself. 628 00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:32,072 Sara, if this thing gets loose, there is no stopping it. Trust me. 629 00:30:32,880 --> 00:30:35,240 Zari, what do you think? Has the shapeshifter gotten to Ray? 630 00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:38,796 Yeah. 631 00:30:39,440 --> 00:30:43,070 All right, then. Squad save the Queen. 632 00:30:52,680 --> 00:30:53,875 That's not the plan. 633 00:31:00,280 --> 00:31:02,112 - Do you trust me? - Of course. 634 00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:03,714 - You are my friend. - We gotta go. 635 00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:04,910 What? Why? 636 00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:06,434 Because my friends don't trust me. 637 00:31:10,480 --> 00:31:12,199 Ray, we just wanna talk. 638 00:31:12,960 --> 00:31:14,792 So your disco mates think I'll come quietly. 639 00:31:15,280 --> 00:31:16,430 Who are you, really? 640 00:31:16,920 --> 00:31:20,800 Look, Declan was right. I am a narc. I'm a magic narc. 641 00:31:21,040 --> 00:31:23,760 I was sent here to capture you and take you in, but... 642 00:31:24,560 --> 00:31:27,120 - You ain't sending me back to prison. - I'm not gonna do it. 643 00:31:27,200 --> 00:31:28,236 Haircut! 644 00:31:29,880 --> 00:31:30,960 Then what are you gonna do? 645 00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:36,440 You told me that you wanted to shock people and wake them up. 646 00:31:36,920 --> 00:31:39,515 That's what I'm gonna do to my own team. 647 00:31:39,880 --> 00:31:41,200 You asked me who I really am? 648 00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:45,316 I'm a punk. 649 00:31:51,240 --> 00:31:52,799 Come on, Ray, open the door. 650 00:31:52,880 --> 00:31:54,200 Or we burn it down. 651 00:32:10,440 --> 00:32:13,558 Ah, lunch is here. Yes! 652 00:32:13,760 --> 00:32:16,150 Hey, I have an idea for you guys. 653 00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:18,471 - Who guys? - You guys, the Time Bureau. 654 00:32:18,760 --> 00:32:19,760 Oh. 655 00:32:20,360 --> 00:32:22,875 Sorry, that was supposed to be top secret. 656 00:32:23,360 --> 00:32:25,272 No worries, because I was thinking, 657 00:32:25,640 --> 00:32:27,996 you know how time zones go up and down? 658 00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:30,390 Well, what about sideways? 659 00:32:30,480 --> 00:32:31,914 Sideways time zones? 660 00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:33,150 Huh? Like across? 661 00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:34,896 So you wouldn't have to change your clock 662 00:32:34,920 --> 00:32:38,231 - when you took a solo... - ...road trip across America! 663 00:32:38,720 --> 00:32:40,518 - That's genius. - Thanks. 664 00:32:41,720 --> 00:32:42,720 What is happening? 665 00:32:42,800 --> 00:32:43,800 Sorry I have to do this. 666 00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:49,319 And have a nice day. 667 00:32:51,520 --> 00:32:54,354 Okay, you got a sandwich. 668 00:32:54,920 --> 00:32:57,389 I got a sandwich. 669 00:32:57,480 --> 00:32:59,153 Pro tip. Bureau pays for lunch, 670 00:32:59,240 --> 00:33:01,550 so make sure you eat enough so you're not hungry again 671 00:33:01,640 --> 00:33:02,640 until tomorrow. 672 00:33:03,160 --> 00:33:05,516 You really do know all the boring tricks. 673 00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:10,959 I can see you're in a funk. Is this still about Amaya? 674 00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:12,919 Lay it on the Gare Bear. 675 00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:14,593 It's okay to cry. In fact... 676 00:33:15,440 --> 00:33:16,840 It's encouraged. 677 00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:22,200 Gary, where did you get that plant? 678 00:33:22,240 --> 00:33:23,799 It's from our first mission together. 679 00:33:24,080 --> 00:33:26,595 I wanted it to have a special meaning for us. 680 00:33:28,960 --> 00:33:30,030 Gary. 681 00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:33,315 - Gary, it's magical. - It is? 682 00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:42,919 Gary, stapler! 683 00:33:44,800 --> 00:33:46,200 Today, we ride! 684 00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:47,400 Yah! 685 00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:50,834 Oh, no sign of Ray or the creature, Captain. 686 00:33:52,560 --> 00:33:53,560 Sara? 687 00:33:54,560 --> 00:33:55,560 - Sara? - Mmm. 688 00:33:56,160 --> 00:33:58,231 Maybe you should have put a tracker in her comm. 689 00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:03,800 What the hell, Ray? 690 00:34:04,840 --> 00:34:05,990 Come on. 691 00:34:12,400 --> 00:34:14,596 Sara, Charlie decked me. 692 00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:18,795 Oh, no. 693 00:34:21,240 --> 00:34:22,276 No. 694 00:34:23,880 --> 00:34:25,633 Sara. Sara. 695 00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:27,600 Mick. 696 00:34:30,760 --> 00:34:31,989 Oh, no. 697 00:34:39,080 --> 00:34:40,196 Stop! 698 00:34:40,720 --> 00:34:42,120 Don't hurt my friends. 699 00:34:42,680 --> 00:34:43,716 Your friends? 700 00:34:43,800 --> 00:34:46,156 - Or drones? - No, they're better than that. 701 00:34:46,560 --> 00:34:47,835 I'm not taking the chance. 702 00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:49,673 No way I'm going back to prison. 703 00:34:50,080 --> 00:34:51,434 A.T.O.M. suit, disassemble. 704 00:34:51,520 --> 00:34:53,432 Dr. Palmer voice authenticated. 705 00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:10,840 - Guess you're a drone too. - That's enough. Zari. 706 00:35:13,961 --> 00:35:16,999 Great. Now let's send this beast to hell. 707 00:35:18,360 --> 00:35:19,360 Hell? 708 00:35:19,440 --> 00:35:21,716 - What the hell? - Guys, come on, look. 709 00:35:21,920 --> 00:35:24,640 Let's think about this, all right? She is not evil. 710 00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:27,840 She stole your suit and tried to kill us, Ray. 711 00:35:28,080 --> 00:35:30,470 That's the ballsiest thing you've ever done, Haircut. 712 00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:33,496 She's only doing what any one of you would have done if you were cornered. 713 00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:35,557 We let her out. This is on us. 714 00:35:38,480 --> 00:35:40,551 The portal is open. Send the monster through. 715 00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:43,477 I'll show you what a real monster looks like. 716 00:35:44,640 --> 00:35:45,960 Like this. 717 00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:50,360 Like someone who would rather do what's easy, 718 00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:52,159 than figure out what's right. 719 00:35:53,480 --> 00:35:55,756 Someone who would send an innocent to hell. 720 00:35:56,120 --> 00:35:58,032 Don't fall for its bloody parlor tricks. 721 00:35:58,640 --> 00:36:01,678 Ray said your team's moral compass is missing. 722 00:36:05,880 --> 00:36:07,473 Can you send her to hell? 723 00:36:07,960 --> 00:36:10,136 Zari, you are too smart to fall for this bloody creature. 724 00:36:10,160 --> 00:36:12,441 Now send it through. I can't keep the portal open forever. 725 00:36:19,520 --> 00:36:21,034 No, I can't, I can't do it. 726 00:36:25,481 --> 00:36:27,481 All right, we're gonna figure this out on the ship. 727 00:36:27,720 --> 00:36:31,031 Fine, but I'm not letting a shapeshifter on the bloody ship. 728 00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:38,079 What did you do to me, you ass? 729 00:36:38,680 --> 00:36:41,320 It's a lobotomy of sorts. 730 00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:43,995 Your shapeshifting days are over, sweetheart. 731 00:36:44,680 --> 00:36:45,875 No! 732 00:36:56,080 --> 00:36:57,958 Come on, you cowards! 733 00:36:58,040 --> 00:37:00,350 Bring it on! Come on down here! 734 00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:02,360 You can't just leave her locked in there forever. 735 00:37:02,440 --> 00:37:05,638 You are on thin ice in terms of what we can and cannot do. 736 00:37:05,720 --> 00:37:07,712 Those punks were a bad influence on you. 737 00:37:07,960 --> 00:37:10,840 Oh, well, maybe you just don't know as much about me as you think you do. 738 00:37:12,720 --> 00:37:15,599 You were an Eagle Scout, former CEO of Palmer Tech. 739 00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:17,912 Your favorite musical is Singin' in the Rain. 740 00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:19,559 You're allergic to cats and Grodd. 741 00:37:19,640 --> 00:37:21,438 And you were knighted by Queen Guinevere, 742 00:37:21,520 --> 00:37:23,000 Sir Raymond of the Palms. 743 00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:25,232 - Okay, so you know a lot. - Yeah. 744 00:37:25,320 --> 00:37:28,597 But you don't know that I was the man 745 00:37:28,680 --> 00:37:30,592 who helped Nora Darhk escape the Time Bureau. 746 00:37:31,560 --> 00:37:32,560 You what? 747 00:37:33,320 --> 00:37:34,959 She's not gonna sleep with you, Haircut. 748 00:37:35,760 --> 00:37:36,910 That is not why I did it. 749 00:37:37,760 --> 00:37:39,911 I just... I believe she can be a better person. 750 00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:42,469 Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe she's a terrible, horrible monster, 751 00:37:42,720 --> 00:37:45,440 but I believe she should be given the chance to find out. 752 00:37:45,520 --> 00:37:47,955 Everyone else on this ship has been given a second chance. 753 00:37:48,040 --> 00:37:49,040 Why doesn't she get one? 754 00:37:50,241 --> 00:37:52,197 Look, you better not be wrong about her. 755 00:37:52,280 --> 00:37:55,079 But right now, we need to deal with our current captive. 756 00:37:55,240 --> 00:37:56,799 She cannot stay on this ship. 757 00:37:56,920 --> 00:37:58,798 Yeah, especially not with Amaya's face. 758 00:37:58,920 --> 00:38:00,036 It's freaking creepy. 759 00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:03,034 You broke her, you fix her, weasel. 760 00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:04,190 Make her not Amaya again. 761 00:38:05,120 --> 00:38:06,918 Spell doesn't work like that, Womble. 762 00:38:07,720 --> 00:38:10,030 I took away her power to transform. 763 00:38:10,120 --> 00:38:15,036 It's like clipping an angel's wings. You can't exactly unclip them. 764 00:38:16,120 --> 00:38:17,120 Whoo! 765 00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:21,232 That was one surprisingly strong little plant. 766 00:38:21,360 --> 00:38:23,636 Surprisingly full of goo. 767 00:38:23,720 --> 00:38:25,240 I like what you've done with the place. 768 00:38:25,280 --> 00:38:28,956 Sort of a Little Office of Horrors theme. 769 00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:31,671 Nate showed the plant who's boss, Captain Lance. 770 00:38:31,760 --> 00:38:33,513 - Oh, yeah? - Although the plant did get in 771 00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:35,398 - a lot of punches... - Okay, Gar-Gar. 772 00:38:35,800 --> 00:38:38,136 All right, let's leave a little something to the imagination. 773 00:38:38,160 --> 00:38:39,736 Speaking of, you should probably change your shirt 774 00:38:39,760 --> 00:38:41,880 before Ava gets back. I can see where your nipple was. 775 00:38:47,160 --> 00:38:48,480 And the handshake. 776 00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:52,595 Oh. 777 00:38:52,680 --> 00:38:54,956 You already found a new time bro. 778 00:38:55,040 --> 00:38:56,190 He's growing on me. 779 00:38:56,760 --> 00:38:58,920 Okay, but really, when are you coming back to the ship? 780 00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:02,118 There's a situation that I could really use your input on. 781 00:39:02,200 --> 00:39:05,318 When I took this job at the Time Bureau, 782 00:39:05,560 --> 00:39:08,029 I thought I was doing it for my dad or even maybe 783 00:39:08,240 --> 00:39:11,278 a little bit for Ava, but, um, the truth is 784 00:39:11,480 --> 00:39:13,278 I was trying to avoid the Waverider. 785 00:39:14,400 --> 00:39:15,436 Why? 786 00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:17,512 Because every room I went into on that ship, 787 00:39:17,600 --> 00:39:19,353 I was hoping she'd be there. 788 00:39:21,800 --> 00:39:23,678 - Amaya? - Yeah. 789 00:39:24,960 --> 00:39:26,280 But I'm over it. 790 00:39:27,040 --> 00:39:30,590 Amaya is no longer on the Waverider. 791 00:39:30,800 --> 00:39:32,075 That's it. 792 00:39:32,960 --> 00:39:35,077 I'm sorry. You wanted to talk about something. 793 00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:36,920 Um... 794 00:39:37,440 --> 00:39:39,557 No. It can... It'll wait. 795 00:39:39,640 --> 00:39:43,190 Maybe a little Bureau time is exactly what you need. 796 00:39:43,480 --> 00:39:45,358 So I think you should stay here, 797 00:39:45,840 --> 00:39:48,309 because I like to watch you grow. 798 00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:50,471 - Mmm. Thank you, Sara. - Yeah. 799 00:39:51,240 --> 00:39:52,240 Hi. 800 00:39:53,720 --> 00:39:54,790 Uh, wow... 801 00:39:57,160 --> 00:39:58,879 So, enough chit-chat. 802 00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:00,320 Dinner? Drinks? 803 00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:02,576 - Should we just get straight to it? - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 804 00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:04,360 What did I say about professional boundaries? 805 00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:05,400 Sorry. 806 00:40:05,840 --> 00:40:08,150 I mean, look at this place. 807 00:40:08,920 --> 00:40:10,070 Can you please tell me 808 00:40:10,160 --> 00:40:12,311 how do you keep five Legends on a leash at once? 809 00:40:12,760 --> 00:40:14,160 Very loosely. 810 00:40:14,240 --> 00:40:17,597 Because sometimes we pull you in the right direction. 811 00:40:22,680 --> 00:40:24,114 Hey, you got a minute? 812 00:40:25,480 --> 00:40:27,995 I just wanted to say, about the pub... 813 00:40:28,080 --> 00:40:29,400 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 814 00:40:29,480 --> 00:40:32,393 Listen, if you're here to have some weepy heart-to-heart 815 00:40:32,480 --> 00:40:33,960 end-of-the-mission hug fest 816 00:40:34,040 --> 00:40:36,256 where you tell me that my problems are your problems and that 817 00:40:36,280 --> 00:40:38,590 happiness is just one friend away, and all that bollocks, 818 00:40:38,920 --> 00:40:40,149 don't bother, yeah. 819 00:40:42,160 --> 00:40:44,072 Hey, you don't know me. 820 00:40:45,200 --> 00:40:47,157 I wouldn't do that. That would be lame. 821 00:40:49,160 --> 00:40:50,230 Yeah, it would. 822 00:40:51,240 --> 00:40:52,390 So, why are you here? 823 00:40:56,480 --> 00:40:57,960 I wanted to give you 824 00:40:58,040 --> 00:41:00,040 this surveillance photo I took of you and your mom. 825 00:41:05,040 --> 00:41:06,156 Thank you. 826 00:41:07,360 --> 00:41:10,797 You know, for not doing any of that stuff. 827 00:41:12,080 --> 00:41:13,560 Yeah, anytime. 828 00:41:13,760 --> 00:41:14,760 Yeah. 829 00:41:30,081 --> 00:41:31,355 I hate cops. 830 00:41:32,800 --> 00:41:34,280 I am well aware of that, Mick. 831 00:41:34,360 --> 00:41:37,432 Well, today we nearly became cops. 832 00:41:37,880 --> 00:41:39,633 Yeah, but we didn't. 833 00:41:39,720 --> 00:41:41,871 No. Thanks to you. 834 00:41:42,520 --> 00:41:45,513 - Rage. - Aw. Thanks, Mick. 835 00:41:45,600 --> 00:41:46,840 All right, are you two plonkers 836 00:41:46,920 --> 00:41:48,479 just gonna stand there and stare at me? 837 00:41:48,560 --> 00:41:50,756 Or is one of you gonna pour me a bloody pint? 838 00:41:50,840 --> 00:41:52,797 She definitely isn't Amaya. 839 00:41:52,960 --> 00:41:53,960 Bah! 840 00:41:54,480 --> 00:41:56,756 No, but I do like her.