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Kwa hivyo sasa wewe ni mahali pa kusafirisha?

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Hongera! Nina furaha sana kwa ajili yako.

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Kitu kimoja tu...

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ina maana gani?

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Hii haipaswi kuchukuliwa kama ushahidi wowote kwamba mimi ni dim.

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Je, una uhakika?

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Nilikuwa bora shuleni katika jiografia.

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Ni mimi pekee niliyejua Calcutta ilikuwa wapi.

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Ilimradi una uhakika kwamba unaweza kunyonya habari mpya.

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Lo, ninaweza kushughulikia kiasi chochote cha habari.

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Mimi ni sifongo, mimi.

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Calcutta iko wapi hata hivyo?

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Njia bora ni chini ya A19 hadi York.

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Oh.

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Tuseme unanunua kitu kutoka kwa mtandao,

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wanaweza kuletewa vitu vyao hapa kwenye kituo cha kutolea huduma

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na kisha wanaweza kuichukua wakati wowote wanataka.

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Kuchukua nini?

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MICHUZI YA PEMBE

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Nimechelewa kurudi.

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Na kwa nini nimechelewa kurudi?

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Nilishikwa na Bw Mottram.

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Si pamoja na Bi Mottram, natumai.

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Unajali? Yeye ni chini ya kike kuliko Bw Mottram.

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Ni kwa sababu tu hatanyoa.

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Bw Mottram anaweza kuzungumza milele kuhusu reli za mvuke.

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Nina bet hajui Calcutta iko wapi.

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ANAGUNDUA

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Sawa, njoo hapa.

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Njoo, itabidi ujifunze wakati fulani.

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Ondoka.

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MPAKA PETE

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KUDAI

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MPAKA PETE

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KUDAI

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Ah!

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Ninapata wasiwasi sana juu ya nafasi hii ya kaunta.

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- Usiseme nami, siko hapa. 
- Kweli, uko wapi, basi?

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Kulala, kitandani, ambapo mtu yeyote mwenye akili timamu anapaswa kuwa.

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Ninyi vijana, hamjui kuwa mmezaliwa.

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Nilipokuwa rika lako, ilitubidi tuamke kabla hata hatujalala.

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Ndiyo, nina wasiwasi kuhusu nafasi hii ya kaunta.

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Hilo ni jambo jingine.

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Nani katika akili zao timamu atakuwa na wasiwasi kuhusu nafasi ya kukabiliana?

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Kwa sababu...

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Unajua,

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wakati ulimwengu umejaa uzuri na uzuri,

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na Georgina Middleford?

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Itabidi tupunguze kwenye wanga yako, wewe.

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Alinitazama na niliweza kusikia muziki.

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Ingawa, kwa kweli, tulikuwa kwenye disco.

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Nilimwona jana usiku akiwa na tart yake.

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Tatu?! Hiyo ilikuwa mali isiyohamishika mkuu, mwenzangu!

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Ikiwa angekuwa jengo, angeorodheshwa wa Daraja la I.

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Alionekana kama kitu ambacho Mama alikuwa akinionya dhidi yake.

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Na nilikuwa mjinga wa kutosha kusikiliza.

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Nadhani umechelewa sasa.

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Hapana, hapana, hujachelewa. Kumbuka, kuna Madge huko nje.

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Hufikirii hana utu?

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Ana tani za utu.

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Ni mbaya, lakini iko.

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Wewe si mwamuzi mkubwa wa wanawake, Gastric.

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Mke alisema hivyo, katika barua yake ya mwisho kabisa.

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Lo, samahani! Sikujua alikuwa amekufa.

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Hajafa. Anaishi na bloke huko Luton.

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Naam, hiyo ni karibu vya kutosha.

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Nilikuja nyumbani, nikapata barua hii,

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"Ninakuacha. Chakula chako cha jioni kiko oveni."

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Macaroni jibini.

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Ningeweza kumsamehe bloke huko Luton, lakini ninamaanisha, jibini la macaroni!

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Oh, mpenzi! Tumbo!

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Je! haishangazi jinsi hatima inavyosonga kwa njia za kushangaza?

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Kwa sababu Madge anachukia jibini la macaroni!

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Lakini hiyo inatosha kwa uhusiano?

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Ndio, namaanisha, ina miguu,

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ni bora zaidi kuliko mvuto wowote wa kimwili.

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Sitaki kuamini hivyo.

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Dakika moja, wewe, Daraja nililoorodhesha,

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unatambua unahitaji ruhusa ya kupanga

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kabla ya kuchezea chochote?

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Ningeenda Australia tulipopata nafasi.

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Siendi Australia!

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Imejaa buibui!

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Naam, binti ya Shangazi Jesse anaendelea vizuri.

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Anazungumza lugha.

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Angalau wana mwanga wa jua huko.

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Kumekuwa na giza hapa wiki nzima.

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Pua zao huwa nyeupe.

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Ni cream ya jua.

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Sidhani kitu kingine chochote ni nyeupe.

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Bado siendi.

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Je, huwahi kuchoka na jinsi mambo yalivyo?

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Wewe ni kama Dolly.

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Lo, Dolly alikuwa mzuri.

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Na sasa amekufa. Mafuta mengi yamemfanyia.

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Unasema nzuri ni mbaya?

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Unafikiri mbaya anaishi muda mrefu?

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Sivyo? Na hakika mara nyingi bora.

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Na itakuwa tofauti huko Australia?

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Nimechoshwa na kuangalia vichwa vya watu tu.

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Inaweza kuwa mbaya zaidi.

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Unaweza kuwa daktari wa upasuaji wa prostate.

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ANACHEKA

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Kweli, Leroy, hapa, njoo, njoo hapa kwa dakika.

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- Nataka kukuonyesha kitu. 
- Ah, unanivuta kutoka kwangu kuosha ...

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Tazama, marafiki WANGU wangenyenyekezwa katika anuwai ya shughuli zangu.

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Ndiyo, vizuri, usijali kuhusu hilo. Ingia huko, dukani,

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ambapo mteja anasimama, endelea.

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Je, huu ni mtihani, mh?

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Je! kutakuwa na karatasi iliyoandikwa?

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Unaona, tumekuwa tukipoteza nafasi hii, bila kufanya chochote nayo.

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Hakuna nafasi nyuma kama ilivyo.

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Hii ndio nafasi kuu ya utangazaji hapa.

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Mbele ya uso wa mteja, hiyo.

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- Angalia.
- Naweza kusema neno moja?

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- Unaweza.
- Puto.

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Lo, tulia!

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Hey, ni kukata nywele, sio kunyongwa!

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Yuko katika mojawapo ya hali hizo zinazoelezewa vyema kuwa "mbaya".

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Mimi ni wiki hii, nakubali.

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Hufanyi vibaya sana wiki nyingi.

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Siku zote nimekushikilia kama mfano kamili wa uovu wa kike.

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Hatuji hapa kwa mitindo ya nywele tu, unajua -

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tunakuja hapa kwa ajili ya masomo katika hali mbaya.

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Wacha tuwe waaminifu, hakuna hata mmoja wetu anayehitaji masomo yoyote.

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Je, ni nini kuhusu wiki hii?

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Sijui, ninachukia kila kitu.

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Inaonekana kuwa sawa kwangu.

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Sote tunapata nyakati kama hizo.

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Jumatano.

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Kwa nini Jumatano?

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Kuna kitu kuhusu Eric siku ya Jumatano.

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Sita kati ya saba sio mbaya.

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Najua anamaanisha nini.

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Mume wangu wa tatu alikuwa kero siku za Ijumaa.

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Ilikuwa siku yake ya mapumziko.

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Alionekana kuwa chini ya hisia kwamba ilikuwa wakati wa kucheza.

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Ninaamka asubuhi nikifikiria, "Je, haipaswi kuwa na kitu zaidi?"

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Huyo alikuwa yeye siku ya Ijumaa.

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Nadhani anahitaji mwanaume.

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Angalau ingempa mwelekeo wa kuwa na huzuni.

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Hakuna ANAYEHITAJI mwanaume.

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Wao ni aina tu ya kuepukika.

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Ikiwa utaziweka chini ya joto la kawaida,

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ni vigumu kujua walikuwa huko.

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Sitamani hata moja ya wakati wote ndani ya nyumba,

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lakini itakuwa nzuri kuwa na moja kwa hafla maalum.

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Wanasema wanaume walioolewa hufanya wapenzi bora ...

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lakini ninashuku kuwa ndio wakati wanacheza ugenini.

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Wanasema mwanamke huyo katika mtaa wa Hardwick

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aliondolewa kabisa kutoka kwa unyogovu wake

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na yeye aliyekuja kurekebisha boiler yake.

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Kweli, sitaki mtu yeyote kurekebisha boiler YANGU.

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Unaweza kutumia urafiki kidogo.

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Pata paka!

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Oh, mpendwa, furaha ya ndoa kuchukua kidogo ya kuzamisha?

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Je! unajua nilichokipata kwenye mfuko wa Eric?

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Soksi ya mwanamke.

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WANASHANGAA

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Unapitia mifuko yake?

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ANAPIGA MAkelele

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Naamini hii ni yako, bibie?

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ANACHEKA

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Endelea. Mwambie Leroy, atakuwa na mawazo fulani.

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Yeye daima amefunikwa na totty.

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- Singesema kila wakati.
- Mwambie.

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- Pata usaidizi. 
- Mimi ni zaidi ya misaada yote ya kibinadamu.

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Mkewe alipata soksi ya mwanamke mfukoni mwake.

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Yeye ni kweli, yeye ni zaidi ya misaada yote ya binadamu.

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Nadhani tunapaswa kumpa sapoti kidogo.

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Msaada?!

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Tayari nimevaa zaidi ya kuvaa kwa kriketi!

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Ana kiwiko cha kikatili wakati hukutarajia!

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Sikiliza, nimekuwa nikikusikiliza sana huko.

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Sasa, njoo, unapaswa kuwa mwangalifu, sawa?

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Hapo.

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ANACHEKA

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- Je, hii ni mahali pa kujifungua? 
- Ndiyo, ni.

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- Nina kipengee kwa ajili yako. 
- Sawa, ingiza.

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Saini hapa.

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Tutahitaji paka mkubwa zaidi.

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MUZIKI LAINI UNACHEZA KWENYE RADIO

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BISHA MLANGO

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Je, unapanga kukaa hapa kwa muda gani?

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Milele.

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Lo, mradi tu una lengo fulani akilini.

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Labda nigome kula.

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- Hakuna chakula cha mchana, basi? 
- Nilidhani labda baada ya chakula cha mchana.

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Kwa nini wewe ni mtulivu kila wakati?

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Lo, nilifurahi kupata kwamba nina utulivu.

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Kwa miaka mingi, nilijiona kuwa mjinga.

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Usiwahi kupata kabisa, kabisa,

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akili-bogglingly kulishwa na mambo?

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Unajua mimi si mzuri katika maamuzi.

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Kwa hivyo, anapata soksi moja kwenye mfuko wako

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na sasa anadhani wewe ni mwaminifu?

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Hiyo ni kweli.

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Je, si mwaminifu kwa mtu mwenye mguu mmoja?

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Wanakupigilia msumari kwa mguu mmoja kwa ukali kama miwili.

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Naam, ndivyo walivyo.

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Hakuna maana ya uwiano.

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Inaonekana kwangu sio maana kwamba wanaweza kushangaa

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jinsi hifadhi hii ilikuja kwenye mfuko wako.

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Nilidhani ni skafu.

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Subiri kidogo, ulipokuwa ukiondoa soksi hii,

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hukufikiria,

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"Naam, ni kidogo, unajua, kama, njia fulani kutoka shingo?"

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Nimesikia juu ya mwelekeo mbaya, lakini hiyo inasukuma.

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Sikuivua!

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Ilikuja kwangu tupu.

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Nini, bila mguu ndani yake?

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Kweli, bila shaka hakuna mguu ndani yake!

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Ningekuwa nafanya nini na mguu mfukoni mwangu?!

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Ni soksi ya nani?

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Sijui.

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Je, ulimwambia Kath hivyo?!

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Si ajabu yeye hakuamini.

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HATUKUAMINI.

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Hata kama ni kweli,

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katika matukio kama haya, ni bora kusema uwongo.

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Kath anaweza kuona uwongo kwa hatua 50.

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Hakuna uwongo wa kuridhisha unaoweza kueleza

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soksi ya mwanamke katika mfuko wako.

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Je, tunaweza kuacha kusema uongo?!

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Nilisimama kwenye baa,

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huyu jamaa alinichukia, akasema,

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"Haya chukua hii sitaki mke anifate nayo"

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kisha akatoka nje kwa kasi.

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-I
- walidhani ni kitambaa,

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hivyo nikaiweka mfukoni na kumsubiri arudi!

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Ninasimama kusahihishwa.

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Asante.

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- Huo ni uwongo mzuri.
- Ndio.

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Anaonekana bora zaidi, nadhani, tangu nilipompa dawa za kutuliza asidi.

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Je, anasumbuliwa na asidi nyingi?

236
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Sio zaidi ya sura inayofuata.

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Alikuwa anasikika kama bafu inamwaga.

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Inaonekana kama tumbo la neva kwangu.

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Eric ana moja, na itazidi kuwa mbaya.

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Ni wewe.

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Unaruka moja kwa moja hadi kwenye tumbo langu.

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Uko kwenye onyesho la kwanza la mapenzi mapya, jamani.

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Hapo si unapotakiwa kusisimka.

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Mimi ni mpya katika hili.

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Ndio, na sote tutakuwa wazee ikiwa hautajikoroga.

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Ni hofu, ndivyo ilivyo.

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Unanishinda.

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Oh, hakika si, baada ya picnic yetu ya kichawi kwa mbili.

249
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- Lini?
- Labda kwa muda mfupi sana, ikiwa utaacha ujanja huu.

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ANAJINYONGA MWENYEWE

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Ah, uko kwa wakati.

252
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Kwa ajili ya nini?

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Ili kupata basi kwenda paradiso ...

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kutoka chumbani kwangu. Nimehamisha maharagwe yaliyooka.

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Lakini nina Madge, ambaye amepelekwa kitandani kwake.

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Ni wakati mbaya kwa mabasi kwenda paradiso.

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Lo, ninahisi gurudumu linatoka tayari.

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Yeye yuko kwenye moja ya chuki zake za siku mbili.

259
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Anaenda chumbani kwake na anajizoeza kuwa mbaya.

260
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Lazima ajizoeze kuwa mbaya?!

261
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Sikiliza, nimepata wazo.

262
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Kwa nini tusimpeleke Gastric ili aachie baadhi ya mambo anayopenda

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kumwonyesha kuwa bado anatafutwa?

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Amewaacha wanaume. Atakuwa mbaya kwake.

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Hapana, hapana, hapana! Yeye ni kinga ya mbaya.

266
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Alikuwa akifanya kazi katika kampuni ya nishati.

267
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Ay up, nadhani nina wimbi la ubongo.

268
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Itakuwaje nikimwambia mkeo kwamba UNAweka soksi hapo kama kinyonge?

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Niangalie. Ni mimi.

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Mimi si rubani wa kamikaze.

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Usifikiri missus wangu angependa kujua

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kwani nilikuwa na soksi ya mwanamke?

273
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Isitoshe, hukunisaidia alipopata kile kinachofanana na lipstick.

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Je! unajua kwa nini ilionekana kama lipstick?

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- Kwa sababu ndivyo ilivyokuwa! 
- Bado ungeweza kusaidia.

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- Ilikuwa nini
-I
- inapaswa kufanya?

277
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Ungeweza kusema uliniona nikijikwaa dhidi ya lipstick kwa bahati mbaya.

278
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Kuwa mkweli, ulifikiri ilikuwa ya kuchekesha, mimi nikikamatwa.

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- Takataka!
- Kama vile nadhani inachekesha kukamatwa

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na hifadhi katika mfuko wako.

281
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Lakini unajua mimi sina hatia!

282
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Ndio maana inachekesha.

283
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Ninasikia kwenye telegraph ya msitu kwamba

284
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Eric alikamatwa na soksi ya kike isiyojulikana.

285
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Mm-hm. Kusukumwa juu yake na mgeni.

286
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- Kama wanavyofanya.
- Je, unaamini hivyo?

287
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Ninavutiwa na kuwa soksi moja tu.

288
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Oh, wewe ni haki!

289
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Imekuwa uzoefu wangu kwamba, ikiwa utapoteza moja,

290
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labda utapoteza mbili.

291
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- Ah, ndio.
- Je, mtu anaweza kuuliza kama hiyo imekuwa uzoefu wako?

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Sina uzoefu wako wa kina.

293
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Oh, usikate tamaa.

294
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Kuna suluhisho zinazopatikana.

295
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Unajua, Bw Newbold anacheza bakuli na yeye ni mtu mrefu sana.

296
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Kweli, ninaogopa mgongo wake.

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Kweli, chini ya serikali yako, mbele yake haionekani kuwa na furaha sana.

298
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Hapana, ni hatua mbaya ya viwavi tu

299
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kabla ya kuwageuza kuwa kipepeo.

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Fimbo wadudu, zaidi kama.

301
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Je, mmiliki hayupo kwenye eneo hilo, Leroy?

302
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Er, nyuma hivi karibuni, Bibi Featherstone.

303
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Naam, nadhani tutasubiri.

304
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Kwa nini tusubiri?

305
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Leroy ana uwezo kabisa.

306
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Mara nyingi mimi hufikiria hivyo.

307
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Na wewe, mpenzi?

308
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Bado una ujuzi wa kuwa mzazi mmoja?

309
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Karibu mzima sasa, Bibi Featherstone.

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Ah, nimefurahi kwa ajili yako na binti yako yukoje?

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Usijali, Bi Hussein.

312
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Bibi Featherstone ana matatizo ya mafunzo ya mapema

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na mume wake wa nne mtarajiwa.

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Shida za meno tu.

315
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Mara ya nne?

316
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Unapaswa kushukuru kwamba ana meno yoyote.

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ANAGUMUA

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Njia hii. Ni hayo tu.

319
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Mshike hapo. Hapana, hapana!

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Njia yangu. Kwangu mimi. Kwangu mimi.

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Lo!

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WAWILI: Agh!

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UFA!

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Lo!

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Sasa angalia umefanya nini!

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Inaonekana imekuwa hapo kila wakati.

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Ndiyo.

328
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Ninapaswa kumtoza kwa uboreshaji.

329
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Gastric inajaribu tu kukupa moyo.

330
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Napaswa kuhimiza Gastric

331
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kwa sababu angefaa kuzunguka nyumba?

332
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Je, uko tayari kunibana ili nirekebishe boiler yako?

333
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Utakuwa mwanamke mwenye uchungu, mpweke, mzee.

334
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Nitajaribu vizuri.

335
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Kweli, endelea. Nenda juu.

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Kwa utulivu, na kisha, tutainua panya.

337
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Na unapoinuka pale, weka mkono wako karibu naye

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na konda ndani, shavu kwa shavu, na tabasamu.

339
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Hiyo ni lazima kuyeyusha mioyo ya mawe.

340
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- Je, nasema chochote?
- Kama nini?

341
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Ikiwa ungesema chochote, ungesema nini?

342
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Oh, acha kuwa taabu, Madge.

343
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Kutoka kwangu na panya huyu.

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ANACHEKA

345
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Lo! Tabasamu tu, je!

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Sasa, endelea, juu nenda.

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CLATTERS YA NGAZI Sh! Kaa kimya.

348
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Endelea. Kumbuka, kimya kimya. Tupe mkono na kipanya hiki.

349
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Hapa sisi kwenda.

350
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Ups-a-daisy.

351
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Na usisahau, weka mkono wako karibu nayo.

352
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Konda ndani, shavu kwa shavu.

353
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Ndiyo.

354
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Argh!

355
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Lo!

356
00:23:26,400 --> 00:23:28,080
Usijali, niko sawa.

357
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Iliniangusha.

358
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Angalia umemfanyia nini kipanya huyu.

359
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Lo, samahani umenisikitisha sana(!)

360
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Mtu atakuja kuchukua hii!

361
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- Asante.
- Oh!

362
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Lo!

363
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ANAKOhoa

364
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Ni mvua kupitia.

365
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Bila shaka ni mvua kupitia!

366
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Rafiki yako alimimina ndoo ya maji juu yake.

367
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Rafiki yangu mwanamke? Ninapenda sauti ya hiyo.

368
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Ningeweza kuzoea hilo.

369
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Hapo, bwana, tunakufanyia nini?

370
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- Backcombed, au tu pigo-kavu? 
- Njoo, Leroy!

371
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Ipate tu kavu kabla ya mmiliki kuja.

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Loo, sahau hilo. Sahau. Hatutawahi kukauka hivi.

373
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Itabidi tujaribu na kukausha kwa kawaida,

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unajua, katika hewa ya wazi.

375
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Kweli, njoo. Nifuate.

376
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Isukume chini.

377
00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:39,000
Tazama kichwa chake. Tazama kichwa chake.

378
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Sasa nini?

379
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Vema, lazima tuiweke hewa ikisonga.

380
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Sawa.

381
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Kwako. Kwangu mimi.

382
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Kwako.

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Utaweka dirisha nje. Utaweka dirisha nje.

384
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- Haki.
- Haitafanya kazi. Kwa maoni yangu, hakuna nafasi.

385
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Njoo, Bwana Musuli.

386
00:25:19,560 --> 00:25:21,120
Kweli, ifanye inazunguka.

387
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Haya, haya, haya!

388
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Sio kuiburuta kwenye sakafu.

389
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- Nani anafanya hivi? 
- Wewe. Vibaya! Sasa, njoo.

390
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- Ipate hewani.
- Haki.

391
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- Hiyo ndiyo.
- Hiyo ndiyo.

392
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Kwa haraka zaidi. Ipate juu zaidi.

393
00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:41,680
Sasa, acha kamba zaidi, ili iwe na upepo zaidi.

394
00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:43,840
Ni hayo tu. Kamba zaidi.

395
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Oh, mpenzi! Oh, mpenzi!

396
00:25:49,280 --> 00:25:51,680
Usijali, usijali. Niko sawa.

397
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Je, ni sawa?

398
00:25:55,360 --> 00:25:58,400
Lo, bado inaloweka.

399
00:25:58,400 --> 00:26:01,000
Kamwe haitafanya kazi kama hii.

400
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:03,600
Tunahitaji hewa zaidi pande zote.

401
00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:06,280
Tunahitaji gari.

402
00:26:06,280 --> 00:26:09,120
Najua, Gastric's Mini.

403
00:26:09,120 --> 00:26:10,800
-Ha!
- Oh, ndiyo.
- Hiyo ndiyo.

404
00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:13,560
Njoo. Inua mwisho wako. Njoo.

405
00:26:16,520 --> 00:26:18,840
Kulia, Gastric, tayari wakati uko.

406
00:26:36,880 --> 00:26:39,480
Naam, anapata upepo sasa.

407
00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:55,600
MATAYARI MKONO

408
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:05,800
Oh, 'eck!

409
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:10,240
Huyo ni panya aliyekufa.

410
00:27:10,240 --> 00:27:12,240
Sawa. Haya, tupe mkono hapa.

411
00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:19,160
'Inaonekana ni kama nimenunua panya.

412
00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:23,560
'Hata hivyo usingependa kuishi naye.

413
00:27:26,840 --> 00:27:32,080
'Ni kazi nzuri nimepunguzwa kwa sababu ya hali yako.'

414
00:27:40,920 --> 00:27:42,760
Madge amepata bomba la kudondosha.

415
00:27:42,760 --> 00:27:45,480
Kumbuka ni nani anayemgeukia wakati wa dharura?

416
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WANACHEKA

417
00:27:51,520 --> 00:27:54,400
Endelea. Sema.

418
00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:55,960
Habari, Granville.

419
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Lo!

420
00:27:57,560 --> 00:27:59,560
Hunipata kila wakati.

421
00:27:59,560 --> 00:28:01,400
Ni kama muziki.

422
00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:05,080
- Samaki na chips?
- Mm-hm! 
- Madge anashughulika na bomba linalodondosha.

423
00:28:05,080 --> 00:28:06,800
Lo!

424
00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:09,920
- Unaweza kunisaidia kupata panya ndani?
- Mm-hm.

425
00:28:09,920 --> 00:28:12,880
Inakuwaje ghafla amepata bomba la kudondosha?

426
00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:14,800
Haikuwa ngumu kama nilivyofikiria.