1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:04,920 Walakini, walisema kwamba anaweza kupiga filimbi 2 00:00:04,920 --> 00:00:07,000 katika oktaba tatu. 3 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:08,440 Alikufa akipiga filimbi. 4 00:00:09,600 --> 00:00:12,680 Na walipomfungua kwenye chumba cha maiti, 5 00:00:12,680 --> 00:00:14,520 noti tatu za mwisho zilitoka. 6 00:00:17,360 --> 00:00:19,000 Je, waliutambua wimbo huo? 7 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:21,080 Kweli, daktari wa magonjwa alisema 8 00:00:21,080 --> 00:00:23,960 ilionekana kama Mto wa Mwezi wa moyo mkali. 9 00:00:25,880 --> 00:00:27,520 Nilidhani alikufa kwa uzee. 10 00:00:27,520 --> 00:00:30,680 Ndio, kulikuwa na hiyo pia. Mm-hm. 11 00:00:30,680 --> 00:00:34,120 - Hey, unataka kitu kingine cha kufikiria? - Hmm? 12 00:00:34,120 --> 00:00:35,720 Yule jamaa wa Posta alisema 13 00:00:35,720 --> 00:00:38,720 - kuna shehena ya noti za kughushi zinagonga. - Huh? 14 00:00:38,720 --> 00:00:41,960 Unasemaje? Na kwa nini Granville imekuwa nyeupe? 15 00:00:41,960 --> 00:00:43,880 Haiwezekani kutambulika. 16 00:00:43,880 --> 00:00:45,640 Isipokuwa na wataalamu. 17 00:00:45,640 --> 00:00:46,960 Lo! 18 00:00:46,960 --> 00:00:49,200 Oh... PEMBE PARPS 19 00:00:49,200 --> 00:00:50,760 Agh! Agh! Lo! 20 00:00:52,120 --> 00:00:54,240 - HE SURUALI - Oh! Tunahitaji gari. 21 00:00:54,240 --> 00:00:56,840 Namaanisha, hii ni aibu katika umri wangu. 22 00:00:56,840 --> 00:01:01,360 Ninapaswa kuwa simu. Ninaniona kwenye miwani ya jua ya ndege, 23 00:01:01,360 --> 00:01:06,200 wakiegemea upholstery wa ngozi, chumba ndani kwa wateja waliochaguliwa. 24 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:08,920 Usimshinikize baba yako wakati anahema sana. 25 00:01:10,680 --> 00:01:14,680 - Kuna nini? - Mshipi wake wa pesa umezua manung'uniko tu. 26 00:01:14,680 --> 00:01:17,000 Ni sawa, nitakuwa sawa baada ya dakika moja. 27 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:19,600 Ni tu kila kitu kilikwenda, kama, rangi ya kuchekesha. 28 00:01:19,600 --> 00:01:24,000 Hasa karibu kidogo ambayo inasema, "Ninaahidi kumlipa mbebaji." Lo! 29 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:43,520 KUFUNGUA BOFYA 30 00:01:43,520 --> 00:01:45,040 ANAGUMUA 31 00:02:06,520 --> 00:02:08,520 Je, si kwenda snapping saa yangu! 32 00:02:08,520 --> 00:02:11,080 Unahifadhi hiyo kwa noti zozote za kughushi. 33 00:02:11,080 --> 00:02:15,040 Ikiwa yoyote itateleza mbele yangu, nataka uwatemee. 34 00:02:18,040 --> 00:02:22,040 - Tunahitaji gari. - Unaweza kuiondoa, ninapata ujumbe. 35 00:02:22,040 --> 00:02:25,680 - Je, hiyo inamaanisha tutapata gari? - Hapana, inamaanisha ninapata ujumbe. 36 00:02:25,680 --> 00:02:29,360 Siwezi kuendelea kukopa. Tunapaswa kupata yetu wenyewe. 37 00:02:29,360 --> 00:02:31,280 Inabidi unishushe kwenye baiskeli hiyo ya duka. 38 00:02:31,280 --> 00:02:33,640 Niangalie, nina uchungu! 39 00:02:33,640 --> 00:02:35,400 Haionyeshi. 40 00:02:35,400 --> 00:02:37,600 Ninatembea kwa miguu ya upinde! 41 00:02:37,600 --> 00:02:40,800 Mbwa wakubwa, wenye urafiki wangeweza kupita moja kwa moja! 42 00:02:40,800 --> 00:02:44,680 Na nini mbwa wasio na urafiki wanaweza kufanya, ninatetemeka kufikiria. 43 00:02:44,680 --> 00:02:49,160 Walakini, tunasimamia vizuri bila gari. 44 00:02:49,160 --> 00:02:51,720 Wakati wote, ninatoa maeneo yangu ya chini 45 00:02:51,720 --> 00:02:53,560 kama mateka wa bahati! 46 00:02:53,560 --> 00:02:55,320 Kama mama yako. 47 00:02:57,440 --> 00:02:59,800 Na ulisema mwaka jana utafikiria juu yake. 48 00:02:59,800 --> 00:03:02,120 Naam, NINAFIKIRIA. 49 00:03:02,120 --> 00:03:03,280 Kweli, wakati uko hapo, 50 00:03:03,280 --> 00:03:05,760 fikiria hilo gurudumu kubwa la jibini ulilonunua. 51 00:03:05,760 --> 00:03:08,400 Bado mle ndani, ananuka ghala. 52 00:03:08,400 --> 00:03:11,440 Kutoa ladha yake nzuri. 53 00:03:11,440 --> 00:03:14,480 Hawapendi, wote wanasema ni ngumu sana. 54 00:03:14,480 --> 00:03:15,760 PETE ZA KENGELE 55 00:03:15,760 --> 00:03:17,280 Oh... 56 00:03:17,280 --> 00:03:21,520 Ah, mpenzi wa Madge. Ha-ha! Habari za leo, Gastric? 57 00:03:21,520 --> 00:03:25,600 Ananiona, anaenda, "Ehh!" 58 00:03:26,760 --> 00:03:30,520 Lakini yeye hafanyi hivyo kwa mtu mwingine yeyote. 59 00:03:30,520 --> 00:03:33,440 Inakuonyesha jinsi ulivyo maalum. 60 00:03:33,440 --> 00:03:37,720 Sawa. Nataka Bacon na sausage, mayai na maharagwe, tafadhali. 61 00:03:37,720 --> 00:03:39,960 Kweli, na jibini kufuata? 62 00:03:39,960 --> 00:03:42,400 - Jibini? - Ndio, jibini. 63 00:03:42,400 --> 00:03:45,160 Ni sawa, tunayo mengi, usiogope. 64 00:03:46,840 --> 00:03:49,080 Ah, mpendwa, mpendwa. 65 00:03:49,080 --> 00:03:50,400 sijui... 66 00:04:05,280 --> 00:04:06,600 Kuna ubaya gani? 67 00:04:06,600 --> 00:04:09,760 Afadhali unipe nyingine kama vipuri, ikiwa tu. 68 00:04:22,360 --> 00:04:25,160 Je, utaendelea kuwa mbaya kuhusu hilo hadi lini? 69 00:04:25,160 --> 00:04:29,240 Kweli, nilikuwa nikifikiria, labda DAIMA. 70 00:04:29,240 --> 00:04:32,800 Ndugu yako ananiingiza kwenye matatizo zaidi ya mama yako. 71 00:04:32,800 --> 00:04:34,640 Huna huruma? 72 00:04:34,640 --> 00:04:36,720 Moyo wake umevunjika! 73 00:04:36,720 --> 00:04:40,120 Ah, lakini kwa haki, sidhani kama kichwa chake kinafanya kazi kikamilifu. 74 00:04:41,280 --> 00:04:44,040 Na kumbuka tu, ni nani, siku yao ya kupumzika, 75 00:04:44,040 --> 00:04:48,080 - alimtoa nje na kumtunza? - Unaita hiyo kumtunza?! 76 00:04:48,080 --> 00:04:50,040 Nikasema mtoe nje na kumfurahisha. 77 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:51,200 Si kumpoteza! 78 00:04:53,360 --> 00:04:55,000 Usifikiri ilikuwa rahisi! 79 00:04:56,120 --> 00:04:57,560 Alipata hasara fulani. 80 00:04:58,800 --> 00:05:00,880 Kwa nini humpendi Lester wetu? 81 00:05:00,880 --> 00:05:02,680 Simpendi Lester wako. 82 00:05:03,680 --> 00:05:05,400 Sipendi Lester wako kuwa hapa. 83 00:05:06,720 --> 00:05:08,240 Anamkumbuka mke wake. 84 00:05:10,120 --> 00:05:11,800 Nimekosa yangu. 85 00:05:11,800 --> 00:05:15,040 Oh, usianze. 86 00:05:15,040 --> 00:05:17,000 Lo, njoo. 87 00:05:18,880 --> 00:05:23,080 Jinsi gani unaweza kuendelea kuendesha chuma juu yangu undies na si kujisikia playful? 88 00:05:24,920 --> 00:05:26,720 KUFUTA 89 00:05:26,720 --> 00:05:29,120 Ni saa kumi alfajiri. Pata kweli! 90 00:05:30,480 --> 00:05:34,840 Nimepotoshwa sana kuhusu furaha ya pamoja! 91 00:05:49,280 --> 00:05:50,960 Lo! PETE ZA KENGELE 92 00:05:55,880 --> 00:05:58,880 - Habari, Mavis. - Habari, Granville. 93 00:05:58,880 --> 00:06:03,720 Lo, napenda jinsi unavyosema, "Hujambo, Granville". Inanipata kila wakati. 94 00:06:03,720 --> 00:06:05,320 Ni "Hujambo, Granville." 95 00:06:05,320 --> 00:06:09,960 Hapana, sivyo, ni Mona Lisa wa Hello, Granvilles. 96 00:06:11,840 --> 00:06:14,960 Kwa hiyo, umekuja dukani kwa ajili ya nini, jibini? 97 00:06:14,960 --> 00:06:17,840 Lo, samahani. Mjinga, hukupaswa kusema hivyo. 98 00:06:19,440 --> 00:06:21,560 Unapata pasi ya bure. 99 00:06:21,560 --> 00:06:24,240 - Ulikuwa unafanya nini huko nyuma ya kaunta? - Oh? 100 00:06:24,240 --> 00:06:27,400 Kweli, nilikuwa nikitafuta hereni yako iliyopotea. 101 00:06:27,400 --> 00:06:28,920 Lakini sijapoteza hata mmoja. 102 00:06:28,920 --> 00:06:32,520 Hapana, hiyo ni kwa sababu bado sijakuweka nyuma hapa. 103 00:06:32,520 --> 00:06:35,960 - Unanifanya niwe na haya! - Nina tiba ya hilo. 104 00:06:35,960 --> 00:06:37,560 natamani. 105 00:06:37,560 --> 00:06:41,280 Iko hapa chini mahali fulani, pamoja na hiyo hereni uliyopoteza. 106 00:06:41,280 --> 00:06:43,240 Ha-ha, ha-ha. 107 00:06:43,240 --> 00:06:45,440 Njoo unisaidie kuangalia? 108 00:06:45,440 --> 00:06:47,080 Mtu huingia kila wakati. 109 00:06:48,560 --> 00:06:51,280 Najua, ni bahati nasibu ya muuza mboga. 110 00:06:52,640 --> 00:06:55,400 Daima tunaishi ukingoni. 111 00:06:56,600 --> 00:06:59,720 - Angalia, tunahitaji gari, kwa sababu mimi ... - Ah, toka nje! 112 00:07:05,040 --> 00:07:06,640 Sio jambo langu - 113 00:07:06,640 --> 00:07:09,720 jambo hili kati yako na Bibi Featherstone... 114 00:07:09,720 --> 00:07:12,240 Sioni kama kitu. 115 00:07:12,240 --> 00:07:15,400 Ni kinyume cha sheria! Nimetekwa nyara. 116 00:07:15,400 --> 00:07:18,480 Yeye hanifungii, lakini iko. 117 00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:21,040 Lazima uwe wa kuvutia sana kwa wanawake. 118 00:07:21,040 --> 00:07:25,800 Mimi? Ninaacha nywele ziote masikioni mwangu, navaa chupi ndefu! 119 00:07:25,800 --> 00:07:28,720 - Katika majira ya joto? - Kweli, nyepesi katika msimu wa joto. 120 00:07:30,080 --> 00:07:33,520 Hapana, hapana! Lazima uwe na kitu. 121 00:07:33,520 --> 00:07:36,640 Unatoka nje ya bluu na yeye anakutengenezea mstari. 122 00:07:36,640 --> 00:07:40,080 Wewe ni aina fulani ya ... sufuria ya asali kwa wanawake. 123 00:07:42,760 --> 00:07:45,040 Unataka kusikia fantasy yangu ya siri? 124 00:07:46,280 --> 00:07:48,000 Sasa tunafika mahali fulani! 125 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:53,960 Natamani kumfukuza Flying Scotsman. 126 00:07:55,840 --> 00:07:58,040 Huwezi kuiacha, sivyo? 127 00:07:58,040 --> 00:08:01,040 Una siri na unaitunza. 128 00:08:01,040 --> 00:08:04,760 Nitakuambia ninachofanya - ninajikaza. 129 00:08:04,760 --> 00:08:08,280 Ninakusudia kujiondoa kwa Bibi Featherstone. 130 00:08:08,280 --> 00:08:12,360 Njoo, Bw Newbould. Utahitaji gari lako kunipeleka mjini. 131 00:08:12,360 --> 00:08:14,720 Tutaonana. 132 00:08:14,720 --> 00:08:16,560 Tutaonana. 133 00:08:20,280 --> 00:08:24,600 Hivyo, unataka kujua siri ya nguvu Mr Newbould juu ya wanawake? 134 00:08:24,600 --> 00:08:28,800 Sijui kuhusu wanawake, nilifikiri ni Bibi Featherstone tu. 135 00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:32,400 Lo! Hapana, hapana, hapana. Amewashika wote. 136 00:08:32,400 --> 00:08:34,760 Anajulikana kama The Bull chini kwenye kilabu cha kuchezea mpira. 137 00:08:36,520 --> 00:08:38,840 - Bull Newbould? - Mm-hm! 138 00:08:38,840 --> 00:08:42,800 - Nilijua alikuwa anajaribu kunishikilia! - Ha-ha! 139 00:08:42,800 --> 00:08:45,200 Ananiambia anavaa chupi ndefu. 140 00:08:45,200 --> 00:08:49,440 La, hapana. Wapanda farasi. Kivitendo kamba. 141 00:08:51,160 --> 00:08:53,840 - Uongo udanganyifu wa zamani! - Yeye-yeye! 142 00:08:53,840 --> 00:08:59,200 Je, Bibi Featherstone anajua kuhusu shughuli zake za ziada za kucheza mpira wa magongo? 143 00:08:59,200 --> 00:09:01,720 Shh, shh! Hapana, hapana, hapana, hapana, lazima usiseme neno. 144 00:09:01,720 --> 00:09:05,000 - Angeweza kumuua! - Hey, siri yake ni salama na mimi. 145 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:08,560 Niko tight kama ngoma. Missus wangu ananiita The Clamp. 146 00:09:08,560 --> 00:09:12,560 Hata hivyo, hebu kupata chini yake. Kwa hiyo, siri hii ni nini? 147 00:09:12,560 --> 00:09:18,600 Kweli, ni bidhaa ya maziwa iliyopunguzwa kidogo ambayo ninamwekea. 148 00:09:18,600 --> 00:09:22,600 Lakini ikiwa ungefunga mdomo wako ... 149 00:09:22,600 --> 00:09:24,480 Mimi ni clam, mimi. 150 00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:28,120 Ninaweza kuinong'oneza tu. 151 00:09:29,240 --> 00:09:31,480 Endelea basi. Nenda usome. 152 00:09:31,480 --> 00:09:33,200 Jibini. 153 00:09:33,200 --> 00:09:35,120 - Jibini? - Shh! 154 00:09:35,120 --> 00:09:37,800 - Jibini. - Jibini? - Ndiyo. - Oh! 155 00:09:37,800 --> 00:09:40,560 Je, ni aina fulani ya jibini maalum, si jibini la kawaida? 156 00:09:40,560 --> 00:09:45,080 Yote ina athari hii ya nguvu kwenye ... 157 00:09:45,080 --> 00:09:47,320 homoni fulani. 158 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:50,240 Ndivyo ulivyosema kuhusu Marmite. 159 00:09:50,240 --> 00:09:51,880 Haijawahi kunifanyia kazi. 160 00:09:51,880 --> 00:09:54,880 Hapana, hiyo ilikuwa ni kwa sababu ulikuwa na haraka sana, sivyo? 161 00:09:54,880 --> 00:09:56,600 Namaanisha, usingengoja 162 00:09:56,600 --> 00:09:59,960 mpaka Venus ilikuwa katika usanidi na Mirihi! 163 00:09:59,960 --> 00:10:02,760 Ilikuwa ni wikendi pekee ambayo mama yake alikuwa hayupo. 164 00:10:02,760 --> 00:10:05,560 Naam, huwezi kusukuma mambo haya. 165 00:10:05,560 --> 00:10:08,400 Kuna mipaka, hata kwa Marmite. 166 00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:12,040 - Lakini ... - Jibini, utafurahi kusikia, 167 00:10:12,040 --> 00:10:15,120 inafanya kazi jioni yoyote baada ya 7pm. 168 00:10:16,760 --> 00:10:20,840 Wanasema ukichelewa kula cheese huwezi kulala. 169 00:10:21,920 --> 00:10:26,480 Na mimi nasema, ikiwa unakula cheese marehemu, hutataka kulala. 170 00:10:26,480 --> 00:10:27,800 Oh? 171 00:10:45,720 --> 00:10:48,920 Er, bado. Nitakuambia lini. 172 00:10:48,920 --> 00:10:51,240 Nilidhani tunaweza kuchukua wakati huu wa utulivu 173 00:10:51,240 --> 00:10:54,560 kukubaliana mapema kidogo katika uhusiano wetu. 174 00:10:54,560 --> 00:10:57,880 Naam, inaonekana kuwa imeendelea haraka sana kwangu. 175 00:10:57,880 --> 00:11:00,360 Lakini nimekuweka kwa urefu wa mkono, Bw Newbould. 176 00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:05,080 Ambayo daima imekuwa desturi yangu katika flush ya kwanza ya entanglement. 177 00:11:05,080 --> 00:11:08,280 Urefu wa mkono ni sawa na mimi, mimi ni kweli kabisa ... 178 00:11:08,280 --> 00:11:11,720 Umekuwa mzuri sana, umejizuia, 179 00:11:11,720 --> 00:11:14,760 haijapita bila kutambuliwa. Na kama malipo, 180 00:11:14,760 --> 00:11:18,280 Nadhani ni wakati wa kukufungua kidogo kutoka kwa kizuizi kamili. 181 00:11:20,560 --> 00:11:23,800 - Una nia gani? - Ah, hakuna kitu kama hicho! 182 00:11:23,800 --> 00:11:28,120 Hapana, nilidhani ningekuruhusu maonyesho machache ya mapenzi. 183 00:11:28,120 --> 00:11:30,120 Je, una uhakika? Yaani mimi niko sana... 184 00:11:30,120 --> 00:11:33,240 Hakuna radical! Peck kwenye shavu, 185 00:11:33,240 --> 00:11:35,760 unaweza kunishika mkono mara kwa mara... 186 00:11:35,760 --> 00:11:37,480 Sitaki unirukie! 187 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:50,840 00:11:59,200 - Niangalie. - Hmm? 189 00:11:59,200 --> 00:12:01,120 Nina miguu ya upinde! 190 00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:03,000 Nimekuwa na neno na Gastric. 191 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:05,960 Unajua anatamba na mitumba? 192 00:12:05,960 --> 00:12:09,800 Kweli, ninayo mmoja anakuja ili tuangalie. 193 00:12:09,800 --> 00:12:11,840 Lo! Oh-ho-ho! 194 00:12:11,840 --> 00:12:13,360 Halo, sawa! 195 00:12:13,360 --> 00:12:16,240 Usifanye hivyo, sijui wameenda wapi. 196 00:12:17,800 --> 00:12:19,120 Unachimba nini? 197 00:12:21,560 --> 00:12:23,320 Jibini. 198 00:12:23,320 --> 00:12:25,360 Oh, sawa, kama wewe kufanya. 199 00:12:25,360 --> 00:12:27,840 Ndio, hawapendi aina ngumu, 200 00:12:27,840 --> 00:12:32,560 kwa hivyo nilifikiria kuona jinsi watakavyoendelea na aina ya Uswizi ya Yorkshire. 201 00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:35,640 Ndiyo. Sawa. 202 00:12:35,640 --> 00:12:36,960 Uswisi. 203 00:12:50,680 --> 00:12:55,040 - Asante. - Ah, huna chochote kidogo? 204 00:12:55,040 --> 00:12:58,360 - Er, samahani. - Inawezekana, Bi Hussein, 205 00:12:58,360 --> 00:13:01,480 kwamba umepewa noti ya kughushi. 206 00:13:01,480 --> 00:13:04,840 - Nini kingetokea basi? - Ningelazimika kukurudishia. 207 00:13:04,840 --> 00:13:07,480 Je, hiyo haimaanishi kwamba ulikuwa unapitisha noti ghushi? 208 00:13:11,560 --> 00:13:15,720 Hapana, itamaanisha kwamba ninakataa kuikubali. 209 00:13:31,400 --> 00:13:34,800 - Ningeweza kurudi baadaye, ukimaliza. - Haki... 210 00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:37,240 Nadhani huyu yuko sawa, ndio. 211 00:13:37,240 --> 00:13:38,920 Huonekani kuwa na uhakika sana. 212 00:13:38,920 --> 00:13:42,400 Kamwe huwezi kuwa na uhakika sana, kama muuza mboga, 213 00:13:42,400 --> 00:13:45,000 pamoja na uovu wote huko nje. 214 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:47,520 Oh, umesikia kuhusu yeye katika namba 14, basi? 215 00:13:51,520 --> 00:13:54,200 - Kwa hivyo, nina shughuli nyingi jikoni ... - WHIRS KAVU 216 00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:58,000 ..na mlango unafunguliwa na Eric anatikisa kichwa 217 00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:00,960 na ananipa sura hii na anasema ... 218 00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:03,440 - KAMA ERIC: - "Kwa nini tusile jibini zaidi?!" 219 00:14:03,440 --> 00:14:05,200 ..akafunga mlango na kuondoka! 220 00:14:07,040 --> 00:14:09,440 Je, umemtazama hivi majuzi? 221 00:14:09,440 --> 00:14:11,080 Ungeanzia wapi? 222 00:14:12,280 --> 00:14:15,120 Je, Eric wako amelala? 223 00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:17,120 Sijui. 224 00:14:17,120 --> 00:14:19,440 Yuko kwenye chumba kingine cha kulala. 225 00:14:19,440 --> 00:14:21,360 Yuko kwenye maelezo ya adhabu. 226 00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:25,520 Oh? Mama yako, nasema, mama yako angejivunia. 227 00:14:25,520 --> 00:14:30,000 Amefanya nini? Je, ni maalum, au ni mbinu tu? 228 00:14:31,240 --> 00:14:33,400 Alimpoteza kaka yangu. 229 00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:35,600 Lo! Inaonyesha mpango. 230 00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:37,600 Aliwezaje hilo? 231 00:14:37,600 --> 00:14:40,520 Alimuacha BandQ, akitazama mashine za kukata nyasi. 232 00:14:40,520 --> 00:14:42,600 Eric alisema amemsahau. 233 00:14:42,600 --> 00:14:44,640 Unaweza kusahau watu. 234 00:14:44,640 --> 00:14:46,320 Nasahau watu. 235 00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:48,040 Sio katika BandQ! 236 00:14:50,320 --> 00:14:52,520 Watu wengine ni rahisi kusahau. 237 00:14:52,520 --> 00:14:56,120 Mume wangu wa tatu alikuwa wa asili, unaweza kumsahau popote. 238 00:14:56,120 --> 00:15:00,000 Nilikuwa naamka wakati fulani kwa hofu na kufikiria, "Huyu ni nani?" 239 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,080 WANACHEKEA 240 00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:13,840 ANAPIGA 241 00:15:13,840 --> 00:15:15,240 CHEMBE CHENYE 242 00:15:23,960 --> 00:15:25,480 Ah! Ha-ha-ha. 243 00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:30,280 PETE ZA KENGELE 244 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:37,320 - Ah! - Sikiliza, kitu pekee ninachoweza kupata kwako, kwa bei yako ... 245 00:15:37,320 --> 00:15:40,600 - Nitaichukua. - Kweli, afadhali uiangalie kwanza. 246 00:15:40,600 --> 00:15:42,480 Naam, bila shaka nitaiangalia. 247 00:15:42,480 --> 00:15:44,440 Hufikirii ningetupa pesa, sivyo? 248 00:15:44,440 --> 00:15:46,840 Naam, ikiwa ulifanya, itakuwa juu ya kipande cha elastic. 249 00:15:48,360 --> 00:15:51,680 - Una harufu ya dizeli. - Kwa kweli nina harufu ya dizeli! 250 00:15:51,680 --> 00:15:55,360 Ni bloke gani mzuri na wa vitendo ambaye hana harufu ya dizeli? 251 00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:01,160 Lo! Ni nini hicho? 252 00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:03,320 - 25p. - Eh? 253 00:16:04,520 --> 00:16:09,600 Hivi sasa, weka hiyo, ili tusiharibu mshangao. 254 00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:11,520 Njoo, ndio. 255 00:16:11,520 --> 00:16:13,320 Haki kwa njia hii. 256 00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:14,800 Si muda mrefu sasa. 257 00:16:14,800 --> 00:16:16,600 Ha-ha-ha. 258 00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:18,520 Je, anatambua kuwa amepigwa makofi? 259 00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:19,840 Shh! 260 00:16:19,840 --> 00:16:23,160 Kweli, kaa hapo, haitakuwa na dakika. 261 00:16:23,160 --> 00:16:28,760 Sikiliza, usiseme ilipigwa makofi, sema tu, um, 262 00:16:28,760 --> 00:16:32,560 ni mkimbiaji mzuri mdogo, lakini anahitaji umakini kidogo. 263 00:16:32,560 --> 00:16:35,120 - Habari? - Nyamaza, tunakuja! 264 00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:38,440 - Sasa, ulijaza tanki juu? - Sio kwa kile unacholipa! 265 00:16:39,680 --> 00:16:42,000 Nisingeizidisha, kwa kuanzia. 266 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:44,400 Ninapaswa kuongeza mafuta polepole, 267 00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:46,880 mwache azoee uzito. 268 00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:48,560 Sawa. 269 00:16:48,560 --> 00:16:51,280 - Habari? - Tunakuja! 270 00:16:51,280 --> 00:16:54,120 Nitavua ndoo yake. 271 00:16:54,120 --> 00:17:00,120 Kwa hivyo, nataka usimame karibu na gari na uonekane mwenye kiburi, sawa? Sawa. 272 00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:02,640 Vema, sasa, simama karibu. 273 00:17:02,640 --> 00:17:06,960 Sitaki ukimbie mashambani, ukiendesha gari kama kichaa. 274 00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:10,000 Je, uko tayari? Hapa inakuja mshangao. 275 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:11,880 - Ndiyo! - Ooh! - Oh? 276 00:17:13,440 --> 00:17:14,800 Ta-da! 277 00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:16,280 Hee-hee-hee. 278 00:17:23,160 --> 00:17:25,080 Je, naweza kurejeshewa ndoo yangu, tafadhali? 279 00:17:26,240 --> 00:17:27,800 Hapana. 280 00:17:27,800 --> 00:17:32,600 Usijali kuhusu kazi ya mwili. Hiyo ni, um, mapambo. 281 00:17:32,600 --> 00:17:36,240 - Mguso wa rangi. - Kweli, ni bora kuwa mguso mwepesi, tumbo, 282 00:17:36,240 --> 00:17:38,320 au utapitia kile kilichobaki cha chuma! 283 00:17:44,760 --> 00:17:47,320 - Chai zaidi? - Kaa kimya. 284 00:17:47,320 --> 00:17:49,440 Unaenda kuruka nje jikoni 285 00:17:49,440 --> 00:17:51,600 na sikuoni kwa nusu saa. 286 00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:55,080 - Unafanya nini huko nje? - Ninatengeneza chai. 287 00:17:55,080 --> 00:17:57,640 Mtu anaweza kupunguza maji mwilini. 288 00:17:57,640 --> 00:18:00,840 Nadhani unatoka huko na kudadavua kwa makusudi. 289 00:18:00,840 --> 00:18:02,480 Kettle inapaswa kuchemsha. 290 00:18:04,560 --> 00:18:07,880 Kweli, sioni dalili zozote za mvuke kutoka kwako. 291 00:18:13,680 --> 00:18:15,760 Je, unaniogopa, Bw Newbould? 292 00:18:18,040 --> 00:18:19,080 nisingesema... 293 00:18:21,560 --> 00:18:23,240 Lakini basi tena, labda ningefanya. 294 00:18:24,480 --> 00:18:25,520 Ndiyo, ningefanya. 295 00:18:26,880 --> 00:18:28,360 Unanitisha. 296 00:18:29,920 --> 00:18:31,200 Bora kabisa. 297 00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:35,240 - Ninaweza kuhisi maendeleo tangu tulipoanza. - Ni nini kilianza? 298 00:18:36,360 --> 00:18:38,440 Tulianza lini? 299 00:18:38,440 --> 00:18:40,840 Wakati mmoja nilikuwa nikiishi peke yangu. 300 00:18:40,840 --> 00:18:42,360 Sasa niangalie. 301 00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:48,240 Je, hizo ndizo soksi ulizovaa wiki iliyopita? 302 00:18:49,720 --> 00:18:52,040 Naam, wameoshwa kwa muda mfupi. 303 00:18:52,040 --> 00:18:54,880 Hizo ni soksi za zamani sana za wajane, Bw Newbould. 304 00:18:54,880 --> 00:18:56,440 Ni soksi zisizo na furaha. 305 00:18:56,440 --> 00:19:00,360 Hawasemi maisha yamerejesha mng'aro wake. 306 00:19:00,360 --> 00:19:03,880 Sitanunua soksi zinazong'aa. 307 00:19:03,880 --> 00:19:06,960 Kweli, itabidi ufanye vizuri zaidi kuliko hizo. 308 00:19:06,960 --> 00:19:10,160 Hiyo sio moja ya vivuli 50 vya kijivu ambavyo kila mtu anazungumza. 309 00:19:16,520 --> 00:19:18,160 ANAGUMUA 310 00:19:18,160 --> 00:19:21,160 - Kweli, ninawezaje kupata kiti hiki mbele? - Sijui. 311 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:24,600 Kweli, labda kuna lever huko chini, nadhani. Ndiyo, sawa. 312 00:19:24,600 --> 00:19:26,360 Ah, ndio, nimeipata. 313 00:19:26,360 --> 00:19:27,560 PIGA! 314 00:19:27,560 --> 00:19:29,320 Kwa hiyo, mimi... Huh? 315 00:19:29,320 --> 00:19:32,080 Loo, hapo ulipo. Vema, njoo, kwa njia hiyo. 316 00:19:32,080 --> 00:19:34,840 Ndio, basi. Ulikuwa na haraka kidogo hapo. 317 00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:38,480 Ndiyo, iko kwenye ratchet, utahisi ikibonyezwa. 318 00:19:38,480 --> 00:19:41,200 Ninachohisi ni aibu! 319 00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:43,680 Kweli, tunachohitaji ni mwongozo. 320 00:19:43,680 --> 00:19:47,280 Kunapaswa kuwa na mwongozo wa dereva hapa mahali fulani. 321 00:19:47,280 --> 00:19:50,360 Kwa kitu cha umri huu? Itakuwa kwa Kilatini! 322 00:19:50,360 --> 00:19:52,760 Ha-ha, kwa Kilatini! 323 00:19:52,760 --> 00:19:57,080 Nzuri sana. Um, hapana, itakuwa kwenye chumba cha glavu, sivyo? 324 00:19:59,040 --> 00:20:04,000 Ni kidogo, um... Lo, labda tu inahitaji skrubu. 325 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:06,440 Mpe Gastric, je! 326 00:20:06,440 --> 00:20:09,040 Kweli, um... 327 00:20:12,600 --> 00:20:17,360 Naam, kwa nini sisi, er... unajua, kumwanzisha, eh? 328 00:20:17,360 --> 00:20:19,080 MAPAMBANO YA INJINI 329 00:20:19,080 --> 00:20:20,120 PIGO KUU 330 00:20:20,120 --> 00:20:21,440 Ndio, anajaribu. 331 00:20:21,440 --> 00:20:23,560 INAJITAHIDI KISHA INABONGA TENA 332 00:20:23,560 --> 00:20:24,600 Anajaribu. 333 00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:26,280 INAJITAHIDI KISHA INABONGA TENA 334 00:20:26,280 --> 00:20:27,520 Bado anajaribu. 335 00:20:27,520 --> 00:20:29,680 INJINI INAANZA Hey! 336 00:20:29,680 --> 00:20:31,160 Ameondoka! 337 00:20:31,160 --> 00:20:33,120 Yeye ni... Ndiyo! 338 00:20:33,120 --> 00:20:35,240 Ameondoka na kukimbia. 339 00:20:35,240 --> 00:20:39,320 Inaonekana tamu vya kutosha, sivyo, mara tu anapotulia? 340 00:20:39,320 --> 00:20:42,120 Kweli, unayo kila kitu hapa, sivyo? 341 00:20:42,120 --> 00:20:46,680 Tazama hii! Una joto, angalia, na kiyoyozi, eh? 342 00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:50,200 Kwa hivyo, nikiwa dukani, unajua, nikitokwa na jasho, 343 00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:55,520 utakuwa unazunguka-zunguka kuwa kama, unajua, Bw Cool, ndio? 344 00:20:55,520 --> 00:20:58,480 Endelea, jaribu. Air con, endelea. 345 00:20:59,840 --> 00:21:01,600 - Oh! - Ah, ah! 346 00:21:01,600 --> 00:21:03,160 Jambo, hujambo! 347 00:21:03,160 --> 00:21:06,280 - Hapana, hiyo ... - Zima! Zima! 348 00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:10,240 - Jambo! - Ah! Ah! 349 00:21:13,240 --> 00:21:15,640 Kweli, ni nzuri, sivyo? 350 00:21:15,640 --> 00:21:18,000 - Kufungia! - Ndio. 351 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:19,800 Oh, sawa. 352 00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:24,200 Hata hivyo, hebu, um, hebu reverse yake nje ya yadi, sivyo? 353 00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:26,560 Mpe mbio chini ya barabara. 354 00:21:26,560 --> 00:21:28,200 Kukatika kwa breki... 355 00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:36,880 Niliposema niivue sikumaanisha unajua VUA sivyo? 356 00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:38,960 Mpe... Tumbo? 357 00:21:42,680 --> 00:21:45,520 - Sawa, ndivyo hivyo! - Je! 358 00:21:45,520 --> 00:21:47,280 Kweli, unanunua kwa bei nafuu sana. 359 00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:49,640 - ANAZIMA IJINI UFUPI! - Sahihi. 360 00:21:51,480 --> 00:21:54,240 Lo! Agh! Agh! 361 00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:55,960 Agh! Agh-agh! Lo! 362 00:21:55,960 --> 00:21:59,360 Hapana, hapana. Hapana! Hapana! Mrudishe. 363 00:21:59,360 --> 00:22:00,840 Nilikuwa na ndoto hii - 364 00:22:00,840 --> 00:22:04,480 upholstery ya ngozi, laini, rangi ya glossy. 365 00:22:06,320 --> 00:22:09,160 Sio kitu kinachofanana na karoti ya magurudumu manne! 366 00:22:10,320 --> 00:22:12,000 MIGUU YA UCHUNGU 367 00:22:13,760 --> 00:22:17,120 Lazima uwe na gari lingine ambalo huwezi kuliondoa 368 00:22:17,120 --> 00:22:19,040 hiyo ingekidhi mahitaji yetu? 369 00:22:19,040 --> 00:22:20,160 Huh? 370 00:22:22,560 --> 00:22:24,920 Hapo, angalia mistari hii mitukufu. 371 00:22:24,920 --> 00:22:26,760 Angalia rangi yake. 372 00:22:26,760 --> 00:22:28,880 Anaonekana sawa kutoka mbele. 373 00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:31,440 Halafu tena, ndivyo anavyofanya kwa nambari 14. 374 00:22:31,440 --> 00:22:35,960 Ndio, vizuri, fikiria mshangao wake unapojitokeza katika hili! 375 00:22:35,960 --> 00:22:38,480 Ndio, naweza kufikiria. 376 00:22:47,520 --> 00:22:50,240 Halo, sikuwahi kujua hilo kuhusu jibini. 377 00:22:50,240 --> 00:22:52,760 Mkuu, Serikali ikae kimya. 378 00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:55,880 Wana wasiwasi juu ya kuongezeka kwa idadi ya watu. 379 00:22:55,880 --> 00:22:59,320 - Kwa hiyo, unataka kiasi gani? - Oh, nitachukua kipande nzima. 380 00:22:59,320 --> 00:23:00,680 Oh, sawa! 381 00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:01,960 Ha-ha! 382 00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:05,000 Lo, hakuna mtu yeyote aliye na mabadiliko sahihi tena? 383 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:09,240 - Kweli, naweza kurudi kesho. - Hapana, ni sawa. Nitaiangalia. 384 00:23:14,920 --> 00:23:17,200 Lo, wameanza kuzungumza na wewe sasa! 385 00:23:18,720 --> 00:23:21,240 Lazima wajue nani shabiki wao mkuu. 386 00:23:28,080 --> 00:23:31,320 Ninahifadhi haki ya kurudisha hii ikiwa sio kosher. 387 00:23:31,320 --> 00:23:33,880 Naam, ikiwa inarudi, usiichoshe. 388 00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:36,720 Saini hapo. 389 00:23:36,720 --> 00:23:38,560 Kwa hivyo najua imetoka wapi. 390 00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:41,080 - Kweli, ilitoka kwako, dakika 20 zilizopita! - Ah, ha-ha! 391 00:23:43,680 --> 00:23:44,840 PETE ZA KENGELE 392 00:23:46,920 --> 00:23:50,240 Kitu hicho kitaharibu maisha yangu ya mapenzi. 393 00:23:50,240 --> 00:23:55,400 Maisha ya upendo ya watu wengi hufanya kazi kwa kuridhisha kabisa 394 00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:57,360 juu ya upholstery ya ngozi. 395 00:23:57,360 --> 00:23:59,920 Si kama huwezi hata kuwaingiza ndani! 396 00:23:59,920 --> 00:24:01,520 PETE ZA KENGELE 397 00:24:06,840 --> 00:24:09,040 Natumai ni...hakuna mtu wa karibu. 398 00:24:10,040 --> 00:24:12,320 - Eh? - Gari la maiti nje! 399 00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:19,000 Sawa, sawa, kwa hivyo inaonekana sana kama ilivyokuwa. 400 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:22,560 - Lakini ni nzuri. - Pfft! Anamaanisha nafuu. 401 00:24:22,560 --> 00:24:25,200 Inahitaji tu kibiashara. 402 00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:28,760 Matangazo machache juu yake, unajua, ili kuifanya iwe yetu. 403 00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:32,680 Kweli, kwa hivyo, Gastric, nenda ukachukue zana zako. 404 00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:36,600 - Cyril, utamsaidia, sawa? - Ah, nilikuwa nikipita tu. 405 00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:40,120 - Kwa kweli ninapaswa kurudi ... - Ah, usipigane nayo, Cyril. 406 00:24:40,120 --> 00:24:42,240 - Umeandikishwa. - Oh. 407 00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:51,000 Na inavyoonekana, aliacha ubishi wake nyuma, na herufi zake za mwanzo! 408 00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:53,200 Kweli, ikiwa unakaribia kwa mwanaume, 409 00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:55,480 unapaswa kujua jina lake ni nani. 410 00:24:55,480 --> 00:25:00,280 Awali ni kidogo lazima. Ni kama kuvaa plate number. 411 00:25:00,280 --> 00:25:03,080 Kweli, siwezi kuona maana ya waanzilishi. 412 00:25:03,080 --> 00:25:06,400 Ikiwa kungekuwa na sura nzima, angalau ungekuwa na kitu cha kusoma. 413 00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:09,520 Lo, siwezi kusoma kitandani. Paka anapinga. 414 00:25:09,520 --> 00:25:11,800 Ninapenda Eric asome kitandani. 415 00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:15,520 Nimekuwa na kitabu cha akiba tayari, ikiwa tu atamaliza. 416 00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:18,600 Unapaswa kumfundisha mume wako. Niliwafundisha wote wangu. 417 00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:20,760 Ulikuwa unawafundisha nini? 418 00:25:20,760 --> 00:25:23,040 Kweli, sikuwa nikiwaingiza kwa chochote. 419 00:25:23,040 --> 00:25:26,600 Ni kama kupanda Everest, unafanya hivyo kwa sababu wapo. 420 00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:28,760 Yangu hayakuwepo mara chache. 421 00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:32,160 Ambayo ni jambo zuri zaidi alilowahi kunifanyia. Hongera! 422 00:25:32,160 --> 00:25:34,880 WOTE: Hongera! WANACHEKEA 423 00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:47,560 Ilikuwa kama kukamata basi lisilofaa, nilipooa. 424 00:25:47,560 --> 00:25:50,200 Mara tu nilipoona maandishi yake ya kwanza kwenye pajama yake, 425 00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:53,200 Nilijua alikuwa akimpenda sana. 426 00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:57,480 Unaona zaidi ya mwanzo. Watu wengine wana tattoos 427 00:25:57,480 --> 00:26:00,920 ambapo hakuna mtu anayefanya biashara yoyote ndani yake. 428 00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:03,560 Eric alitaka moja. Jambia! 429 00:26:03,560 --> 00:26:06,080 Nikasema, “Eric, anza na kitu unachokijua. 430 00:26:06,080 --> 00:26:08,480 "Unajua, kama penseli iliyo na mpira mwishoni." 431 00:26:08,480 --> 00:26:10,320 KICHEKO 432 00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:13,400 Unaweza kupata hizo, ikiwa utazizungusha, 433 00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:15,120 wanaonekana wanasonga! 434 00:26:15,120 --> 00:26:16,840 Wanaitwa waume. 435 00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:21,440 Nadhani naweza kusema kwa uaminifu wote wangu walienda kwenye makaburi yao bila alama. 436 00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:23,280 Kwa nje, hata hivyo. 437 00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:30,480 Leroy? Duka vipi? 438 00:26:31,760 --> 00:26:34,960 Gari mpya iko sawa. 439 00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:38,640 Naam, ni gari classic. 440 00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:42,520 Nina kazi chache zaidi za kufanya, kisha nitarudi. 441 00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:33,400 'Vema, tuliwaleta kanisani kwa wakati mwishoni. 442 00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:36,240 'Ingawa walionekana kuchafuka 443 00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:40,040 'huku nikipanga kadibodi kutoka kwa plastiki yangu. 444 00:27:44,520 --> 00:27:48,800 'Sijui kwa nini Leroy wetu amechukua hatua dhidi yake. 445 00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:51,040 'Nilidhani vijana wote walikuwa katika neema 446 00:27:51,040 --> 00:27:52,760 'ya nafasi nyingi nyuma.' 447 00:27:59,560 --> 00:28:01,400 Je! una ofa zozote maalum? 448 00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:03,960 Ndiyo, nimepata. Safi ndani leo. 449 00:28:03,960 --> 00:28:06,800 - Ah, aina yangu ninayopenda. - Njoo. WANACHEKEA 450 00:28:13,160 --> 00:28:18,280 'Nashangaa kama ningeweza kumvutia Mavis kwenye jibini lile la mwisho. 451 00:28:19,560 --> 00:28:23,320 'Labda ina athari kubwa baada ya yote. Hee-hee.'