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<i>After several weeks of dating,</i>

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<i>things between our two young lovebirds
were seriously heating up</i>

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<i>to about room temperature.</i>

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<i>'Cause that's as hot as things can get
with two Indian moms</i>

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<i>constantly hovering nearby.</i>

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<i>But even though there was very little
action happening between these two,</i>

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<i>Devi was feeling happier
in this new relationship</i>

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<i>than she had in a long time.</i>

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Hey, Devi!

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Hey.

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<i>♪ It's nothing without you ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Just pieces of the universe... ♪</i>

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<i>I mean, look at them.</i>

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<i>No one can deny
there's some great chemistry here.</i>

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<i>Too bad it'll now be channeled
into an hour's worth of footsie.</i>

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<i>♪ All we need is ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Passion ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Let the world wash over me... ♪</i>

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Ugh. You guys, Des and I need to hook up.

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Because of our moms,

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all we can do is just panic French
when they're not looking.

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I'm getting like blue oves.

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- Oh.
- Sorry. That sounds painful.

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It's not like I need
to have full-on sex yet,

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but I do want to get horizontal, you know?

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Totally.

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Ugh. It's just so annoying

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because otherwise,
Des and I are really great.

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This might be my best relationship ever.

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Okay, which I know
is an incredibly low bar,

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but I just feel really happy.

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Well, it just sounds like
you need your mom out of the house

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so you can have some alone time.

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Nah, if she found out I had a boy over,
my ass would be Rapunzeled.

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Well, what if you threw a game night
with your friends and Des's friends.

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While we're in a deep game of charades,

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you can steal Des
up to your room and get horizonts.

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Okay, okay. I'm loving this idea,
but how do we get my mom to leave?

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I mean, she hates most people,
and she just bought a 1,000-piece puzzle.

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Would any of you girls want tickets
to Shen Yun?

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The Chinese dance show that buys
all the ad space in our school paper?

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Yeah. It's a rich celebration
of color and sound.

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I was gonna surprise
my book club with them,

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but they kicked me out for asking
to read <i>Outlander</i> a third time.

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Uh, actually, yeah.

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I'd be happy to take those tickets off
of your hands, Mrs. Paloma.

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Wonderful. The seats are partial view
in the rear of the second mezzanine.

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Enjoy.

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<i>And with those tickets</i>

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<i>came Devi's ticket
to some alone time with Des.</i>

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Weird.

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Says the boy who had to go to the hospital
to have his shit removed.

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Good morning, gorgeous beings.

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I spent the weekend in Ojai
communing with your work<i>,</i>

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and it was powerful and sensual and...

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knocked me flat on my ass.

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So, with that being said,
here are your pear drawings back.

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Margot, it's violent. It's chaotic.

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Brava. A-plus.

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Trent, your pear made me
question everything. A-plus-plus.

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Thank you, Ms. Nuni.
I, like, became a pear to make this.

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I know you did.

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And yours was bad. D-minus.

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What? What?

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Did you not understand the assignment?

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Yeah, you said to draw a pear and I did.
It... It looks exactly like Margot's.

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First of all, I never said draw a pear.
I said capture a pear.

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I don't see the pear's journey here.
I don't see its needs.

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Its needs?

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Ms. Nuni, it needs an A-plus.

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Well, if you want a higher score,
you're gonna have to go deeper, Ben.

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And you can try the assignment again.
I just insist that Margot tutor you.

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Tutor me? No, I-I'm not a tutee.

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I'm the one who does the tutoring.

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Mmm. Don't worry. I'll be gentle.

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All right, so what do you think?

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Who's ready to get
the Shen Yunned out of them?

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I'm confused.
Your teacher just gave you these?

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- Mm-hmm.
- Did they ask for something in return?

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No. No, no, no, no. It was Mrs. Paloma.

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Don't worry.
There's nothing molesty happening here.

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Wow, Shen Yun. I've always wanted to see
that show, but not enough to get tickets.

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Didn't your sad teacher
have anything better,

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like tickets to <i>Mean Girls, </i>the musical?

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I'm a Regina.

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Devi, these tickets are for Friday.

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Rhyah and Des are supposed
to come over for dinner that night.

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Rhyah can go too.

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TripAdvisor describes it
as "magical and a feast for the senses

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and several hours long."

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Oh, and what will you be doing
while we're at the show?

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I was thinking of hosting
a game night for a few friends,

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like, Eleanor, Fabiola, and maybe Des
if he wanted to show up.

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<i>Nalini wasn't stupid.</i>

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<i>She knew Devi had a crush on Des,</i>

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<i>but also she was stupid because she had
no idea the crush was reciprocal</i>

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<i>and about to get physical.</i>

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I will allow this game night to happen,
and I will allow myself to be swept up

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in the exciting world of gymnastic dance.

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Yo, game night's gonna be kinda huge
and not just for sexy reasons.

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Tonight's also gonna be the first time

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I'm hanging out
with Des's private school friends.

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I bought Monopoly Millionaire
to make them feel at home.

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- Mmm, right. 'Cause they're fancy.
- Mm-hmm.

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Oh, should Eleanor and I
try to class it up a bit?

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I have a t-shirt
that says, "Paris and Eleanor

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can do a pretty good Jackie O impression."

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No, just be normal.

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Hi. Sorry, babe,
I took your phone at lunch.

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Thought it was my graphing calculator.
Your new case is stupid huge.

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I know. Isn't it cool?

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This has enough battery power
to jump-start a car.

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Okay, my nerdy girlfriend.
I'll see you later.

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Aw. You guys are so cute.
How are things going?

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- Um, good.
- Why'd your voice go up an octave?

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I don't know.

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We just haven't been able to recapture
the passion of our first kiss.

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At first, I thought it was
new relationship jitters,

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but it's been weeks now.

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Well, maybe you just need
to take her back to the bathroom

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where your first kiss happened.

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I heard it. That was a gross idea.

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Maybe I'm just putting
too much pressure on us.

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Like, we can be in a good relationship

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and not be like trying to rip each other's
clothes off all the time, right?

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Ooh! The edible bra I bought
for tonight got delivered.

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Sorry, Fab.

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All right. My room is ready for action.

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It looks like a low-key brothel.

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I'm talking scented candles,
silk pillowcases,

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a scarf draped over my lamp.

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It's so dimly lit, I ran into a door.

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Oh, that is hot.

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Well, I don't think Devi's the only person
who's gonna have a spicy evening

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'cause I brought Brain Cranker.

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Oh, Fab, that game takes,
like, four hours,

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and the instructions are so complicated.

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What if we played, like, spin the bottle?

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Well, well, there's also a spinner
in Brain Cranker,

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and it tells you whether you have
to act out a historical event

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or do long division.

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Hello?

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Hey.

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Cool. I love Brain Cranker.

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Hi, I'm Addison.

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I Flabby.

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Fabiola.

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Hey. And you guys remember Parker
from the debate tournament.

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Of course.

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Hi, everybody.
Who's ready to get their game on?

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Wait, this is an actual game night?

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I thought that was just
what you're telling your parents.

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Oh. Um, no.

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But it is like an edgy game night.

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Like, you can put swear words down
in Scrabble if you want.

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- They're in the Scrabble dictionary.
- Shut up, Fabiola.

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Whatever. As long as there's booze.

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Yep. Coming right up. One moment, please.

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Crap. I was so focused on getting candles
and stuff for my sexy bedroom,

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I forgot all about alcohol.
Did you guys happen to bring anything?

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I have a travel size mouthwash in my bag.

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- I'll text Trent.
- Mmm.

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Hi, liquor is en route,
but while we're waiting,

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there is an old three-liter
of Mountain Dew in back of the fridge.

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The bubbles are gone, but the sugar
and caffeine could really mess you up.

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Does your mom at least have any pills?

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Uh... I know for sure she has a huge box
of Imodium from Costco.

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Guys, don't worry. I have something
way more exciting than booze.

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Then, if you pick a Mr. Whistler card,
one person whistles

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while the other team
has to sculpt a clue out of clay.

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Ugh! When you said
you had something more fun than booze,

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I thought you meant whippets.

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Uh, Eleanor,
the booze should be on its way, right?

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Yes, it should be,
but in a fun little twist,

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Trent's ID was confiscated
at the liquor store.

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Okay. Mattie's having
a party in the Hills.

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Can we please just go to that?

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You know I can't be sober
with my feelings right now.

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No, no, no, no. Don't leave.

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I'm so sorry, but Parker's parents
are getting divorced,

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and he's staying with me tonight,

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and I think I just have to do
what he wants.

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But I wanted us to have some alone time.

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Well, yeah, I obviously want that too,
but I'm kind of in a bind here.

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Dude, let's go.

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I'm so sorry, Devi.

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Okay. Bye.

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<i>Devi was 0 for 2.</i>

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<i>She hadn't gotten closer
to either Des's friends or Des's body,</i>

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<i>and now she would be forced
to endure a sober game of Brain Cranker.</i>

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- Hey.
- Paxton?

192
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- What's up, everyone?
- And Trent.

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Paxton came to my rescue.

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The liquor store wouldn't take my ID
even though it's my Aunt Judy's license,

195
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and she and I look exactly alike.

196
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Boom.

197
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Yes, Malibu.
This stuff always makes me puke.

198
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Paxton, you're my hero.

199
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Don't worry about it. It's fine.

200
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All right, art tutor. I'm here.

201
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Tutor away.

202
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Show me how to draw better or whatever.

203
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Wow. Sounds like
you've come with an open mind

204
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and are ready to respect what I do.

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Come on, you have to admit
this is bullshit, right?

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Like I could just write Banksy on this
and sell it for a million bucks.

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Well, then, you'd be arrested for fraud,
and no, I don't think art is bullshit.

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I'd actually like to be an artist someday,

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so your attitude is pretty insulting,
and now I'm going to leave.

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No. Margot, I'm sorry.

211
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I really don't know how to do this.

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Okay? I need help.

213
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Oh, like you mean you need tutoring?

214
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Ugh, fine. Yes. I need tutoring.
I suck at drawing.

215
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First of all, you don't suck at drawing.
Your drawing sucks because you don't care.

216
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What am I supposed to care about?
It's a pear. It's meaningless.

217
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It's only meaningless
if you don't give it any meaning.

218
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- You need to express yourself through it.
- How? I have nothing in common with it.

219
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And I will kill you
if you say my body type.

220
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Just chill out and look at the pear

221
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and try and find
some sort of emotional connection.

222
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- What do you feel?
- Hungry.

223
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All right. I... I don't know.

224
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I guess it looks a little sad and bruised.

225
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Good start. What else?

226
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Kind of lonely and exposed.

227
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You know, like everyone's staring
at him and judging him.

228
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Okay. Hold on to that feeling.

229
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Now draw.

230
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I love when she does that.

231
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Not gonna lie,
Brain Cranker friggin' ruled.

232
00:10:42,558 --> 00:10:44,060
See. Told ya.

233
00:10:44,143 --> 00:10:46,520
So, what should we play next? Celebrity?

234
00:10:46,604 --> 00:10:49,106
- Ooh, yeah.
- Yes, everyone, write down some names,

235
00:10:49,190 --> 00:10:52,276
and please don't make them
Vaudeville actors from the 1800s

236
00:10:52,360 --> 00:10:53,778
that no one's ever heard of.

237
00:10:54,695 --> 00:10:56,947
Hey, how do you spell Ratajkowski?

238
00:10:57,031 --> 00:11:00,993
I don't think Phoebe would appreciate that
that's the first person you thought of.

239
00:11:01,577 --> 00:11:03,245
Actually, Phoebe loves Emrata.

240
00:11:03,329 --> 00:11:05,140
She has her pregnancy photo
up in her locker...

241
00:11:06,290 --> 00:11:07,375
...but also, we broke up.

242
00:11:08,084 --> 00:11:09,126
Oh, you did?

243
00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:11,754
I didn't know. I'm sorry.

244
00:11:11,837 --> 00:11:14,548
Yeah. A couple of weeks ago.
It was for the best.

245
00:11:14,632 --> 00:11:18,719
She was nice, but I just think I need
someone who challenges me, you know?

246
00:11:18,803 --> 00:11:19,929
Well, I finished my names.

247
00:11:20,012 --> 00:11:22,682
Is there like a bowl or a hat
or something I could put them in.

248
00:11:22,765 --> 00:11:26,060
- Maybe, Paxton, you can go get one?
- No, it's okay. I'll go grab one.

249
00:11:26,143 --> 00:11:28,020
And I'll grab more drinks.

250
00:11:28,104 --> 00:11:30,439
Trent, babe, you want
another whiskey and Fruit Loops?

251
00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:33,401
Yes, please. It's kind of like boba.

252
00:11:33,484 --> 00:11:35,569
Hey, your party's gorgina.

253
00:11:35,653 --> 00:11:37,279
Everyone's having a blast.

254
00:11:37,363 --> 00:11:40,533
You want to steal Des away
for a sensuous embrace? Now's the time.

255
00:11:40,616 --> 00:11:42,910
You're right. We should get up there.

256
00:11:42,993 --> 00:11:45,037
I want enough time with him
before my mom gets home,

257
00:11:45,121 --> 00:11:47,123
and also, I should check on

258
00:11:47,206 --> 00:11:48,926
all those burning candles
I left unattended.

259
00:11:48,958 --> 00:11:52,253
May I just say, you really are different
in this relationship?

260
00:11:52,336 --> 00:11:54,672
You're like much more at ease
and confident.

261
00:11:54,755 --> 00:11:57,508
I know. I think it's because Des
goes to a different school.

262
00:11:57,591 --> 00:11:59,969
Like, he doesn't know
Sherman Oaks dork Devi.

263
00:12:00,052 --> 00:12:02,263
He only knows after-hours, cool Devi

264
00:12:02,346 --> 00:12:05,266
who's fun and definitely wasn't listed
with the teachers in the yearbook.

265
00:12:05,850 --> 00:12:06,726
For the record,

266
00:12:06,809 --> 00:12:09,812
- I also think Sherman Oaks Devi is fun.
- Thanks, El.

267
00:12:09,895 --> 00:12:13,190
Now, go explore each other's bodies,
and tell me everything after.

268
00:12:13,274 --> 00:12:15,818
Ew, but also sure.

269
00:12:17,486 --> 00:12:20,948
I'll be right there. Trent likes me
to pick out the green Fruit Loops.

270
00:12:21,615 --> 00:12:22,615
Okay.

271
00:12:23,075 --> 00:12:24,577
Ah! Okay. This one's easy.

272
00:12:24,660 --> 00:12:27,455
He's the host of the National Geographic
docuseries, <i>Welcome to Earth</i>,

273
00:12:27,538 --> 00:12:29,618
- about our planet's diverse ecosystem.
- Will Smith.

274
00:12:29,665 --> 00:12:30,916
Yes.

275
00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:33,753
Babe, why didn't you say <i>Fresh Prince</i>
or Jaden and Willow's dad?

276
00:12:33,836 --> 00:12:35,296
Oh, those would've been good.

277
00:12:37,173 --> 00:12:38,716
Hey, do you want to go upstairs?

278
00:12:38,799 --> 00:12:40,718
Uh, yes.

279
00:12:42,094 --> 00:12:43,721
Wait, where did Parker go?

280
00:12:43,804 --> 00:12:45,765
No, I'm staying with Des tonight

281
00:12:45,848 --> 00:12:48,225
'cause I don't want
to see you or Mom right now.

282
00:12:48,309 --> 00:12:50,352
What do you care if I'm drunk?

283
00:12:50,436 --> 00:12:52,156
<i>Turned out the racket they'd heard</i>

284
00:12:52,229 --> 00:12:56,650
<i>was from an actual racket that happened
to be very important to Devi.</i>

285
00:12:56,734 --> 00:12:59,069
Look at this, <i>kanna.</i>

286
00:13:01,363 --> 00:13:04,492
Daddy bought a piece
of tennis history on eBay.

287
00:13:04,575 --> 00:13:07,036
John McEnroe was the last player

288
00:13:07,119 --> 00:13:09,538
to ever win Wimbledon
with a wooden racket.

289
00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:11,874
And that was his racket that won?

290
00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:17,296
No, this was a backup racket in his bag,
but still, it was his.

291
00:13:17,379 --> 00:13:19,632
It is now my most prized possession.

292
00:13:19,715 --> 00:13:22,760
Even more than your PlayStation
I can't tell Mommy about?

293
00:13:22,843 --> 00:13:26,305
Yes. Also, maybe
don't tell Mommy about this.

294
00:13:26,388 --> 00:13:28,432
It wasn't cheap.

295
00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:34,021
Parker, can I please just...

296
00:13:34,104 --> 00:13:37,650
When I asked to leave Archery Club,
you said this isn't a family of quitters.

297
00:13:37,733 --> 00:13:39,819
- So why do you just get to quit on Mom?
- Ow!

298
00:13:39,902 --> 00:13:43,322
- Easy, Parker. Devi, you okay?
- Give me the racket, bro.

299
00:13:43,405 --> 00:13:46,575
You can't just go messing with
other people's stuff. This is important.

300
00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:48,911
Then why is it just sitting
in a pile of junk?

301
00:13:58,212 --> 00:13:59,255
Hey.

302
00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:00,923
You okay?

303
00:14:01,006 --> 00:14:02,842
I saw you run up the stairs.

304
00:14:03,425 --> 00:14:04,969
Hey, yeah, I-I'm fine.

305
00:14:05,553 --> 00:14:08,305
Uh, Parker was just drunk
and was hitting things in the garage

306
00:14:08,389 --> 00:14:11,141
with my dad's old racket,
and I flipped out.

307
00:14:11,225 --> 00:14:13,352
I'm sorry.
That kid seemed like a tool.

308
00:14:15,813 --> 00:14:18,399
So are you, like,
about to do a séance in here,

309
00:14:18,482 --> 00:14:21,652
or are these candles
for the new boyfriend?

310
00:14:22,236 --> 00:14:24,405
I was trying to be romantic or whatever.

311
00:14:24,989 --> 00:14:27,533
Hold up.
How come you never did this for me?

312
00:14:27,616 --> 00:14:28,951
I love a lamp scarf.

313
00:14:29,034 --> 00:14:33,038
I don't know.
I'd be worried you'd think I was lame.

314
00:14:33,122 --> 00:14:34,832
Nah, this is... this is cool.

315
00:14:35,457 --> 00:14:39,336
The candles are,
like, sexy, but also relaxing.

316
00:14:41,213 --> 00:14:43,048
Do you want to come downstairs?

317
00:14:43,632 --> 00:14:45,843
We're starting trivia,
and I'd love someone

318
00:14:45,926 --> 00:14:47,636
who's not Trent to be on my team.

319
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:49,722
Sure.

320
00:14:52,975 --> 00:14:53,893
Wait, hold up.

321
00:14:53,976 --> 00:14:56,228
What? Is my nose ring bleeding again?

322
00:14:56,312 --> 00:14:57,646
Ugh! It will not heal.

323
00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:59,231
No, you just...

324
00:15:02,484 --> 00:15:03,736
Hi.

325
00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:08,532
Parker just wanted to apologize.

326
00:15:08,616 --> 00:15:10,826
I'm sorry I was hitting stuff
with your racket.

327
00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:12,244
That was inconsiderate of me.

328
00:15:12,328 --> 00:15:14,955
I should've been more respectful
of your old trash.

329
00:15:15,623 --> 00:15:16,623
Thank you.

330
00:15:17,374 --> 00:15:20,210
Listen, I think we're just gonna head out.
So, uh, see you.

331
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,758
Hmm. Two truths and a lie.

332
00:15:25,841 --> 00:15:30,679
I own a pet goat, I hate peas,
and my godfather is Bill Nye.

333
00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:32,222
The Science Guy?

334
00:15:32,306 --> 00:15:33,682
Addison, don't play.

335
00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:37,811
If your godfather is really Bill Nye,
you are required to tell me right now.

336
00:15:38,979 --> 00:15:41,982
No, I wish, but sadly that is the lie.

337
00:15:42,066 --> 00:15:43,734
So, you own a goat?

338
00:15:43,817 --> 00:15:45,527
Yeah, but he acts more like a dog.

339
00:15:48,364 --> 00:15:50,115
Addison, we're heading out.

340
00:15:50,199 --> 00:15:54,370
- Well, I really liked meeting you both.
- I really liked us both meeting you too.

341
00:15:58,832 --> 00:16:00,918
So, what should we do? Dominos?

342
00:16:03,545 --> 00:16:04,713
I want you to kiss me.

343
00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:05,798
Huh?

344
00:16:05,881 --> 00:16:07,841
Hit me with the best kiss you got.

345
00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:11,095
- Right now?
- Yep.

346
00:16:17,893 --> 00:16:20,312
- Fab, you think we're just friends?
- What?

347
00:16:20,938 --> 00:16:22,856
No. What do you mean?

348
00:16:23,524 --> 00:16:28,195
Our first kiss was so spontaneous
and surprising that it felt exciting.

349
00:16:29,154 --> 00:16:33,742
But ever since we started dating,
it's kind of been whomp, whomp.

350
00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:36,912
- And then I saw you with Addison...
- No, nothing is going on there.

351
00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:40,874
The way you're blushing so hard right now
makes me think there should be.

352
00:16:43,210 --> 00:16:46,005
You're the best person I know,

353
00:16:46,088 --> 00:16:48,966
so I... I really, really wanted us to fit.

354
00:16:49,717 --> 00:16:52,094
You are the best person I know.

355
00:16:52,177 --> 00:16:54,263
That's why I wanted to be your girlf too.

356
00:16:55,347 --> 00:16:58,684
But honestly,
I got to take a break from you bookworms.

357
00:16:58,767 --> 00:17:01,937
I think I just need
to find a nice, hot jock.

358
00:17:04,148 --> 00:17:06,817
So can we please
keep being actual friends?

359
00:17:07,443 --> 00:17:09,862
Of course, we'll stay friends.

360
00:17:09,945 --> 00:17:11,155
You're my girl, Fab.

361
00:17:11,822 --> 00:17:12,990
In a platonic way.

362
00:17:13,073 --> 00:17:14,283
<i>♪...regret it, no ♪</i>

363
00:17:14,366 --> 00:17:16,744
<i>♪ Nostalgia knows me so well ♪</i>

364
00:17:16,827 --> 00:17:20,164
<i>♪ But I'm not that kid anymore ♪</i>

365
00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:23,876
<i>♪ Yeah, I'm not that kid, no ♪</i>

366
00:17:24,626 --> 00:17:26,712
<i>Are you okay? You left so quickly.</i>

367
00:17:32,384 --> 00:17:33,844
It was amazing. Hello.

368
00:17:33,927 --> 00:17:36,305
- Hi. How was Shen Yun?
- Very interesting.

369
00:17:36,388 --> 00:17:39,099
I can safely say
it was the most acrobatic display

370
00:17:39,183 --> 00:17:41,435
of anti-communist propaganda
I've ever seen.

371
00:17:41,518 --> 00:17:43,437
It was quite surprising to see 100 women

372
00:17:43,520 --> 00:17:45,689
doing back handsprings
across Karl Marx's grave.

373
00:17:45,773 --> 00:17:47,858
Don't worry, <i>kanna</i>,

374
00:17:47,941 --> 00:17:49,943
I saved you three Junior Mints.

375
00:17:50,652 --> 00:17:53,280
Thanks, <i>Pati</i>.
I'm glad you guys had a nice time.

376
00:17:53,363 --> 00:17:55,449
How about you? Did you win game night?

377
00:17:56,450 --> 00:17:58,869
No, I was actually one of the losers.

378
00:17:58,952 --> 00:18:00,996
What did you lose? Boggle?

379
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,624
It's too many letters. Who has the time?

380
00:18:06,585 --> 00:18:07,795
Thank you again, Ms. Nuni,

381
00:18:07,878 --> 00:18:10,464
for being generous enough
to give me a redo.

382
00:18:10,547 --> 00:18:12,382
I hope I did a little better this time.

383
00:18:12,466 --> 00:18:13,801
Let's take a look.

384
00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:15,886
What an evolution.

385
00:18:15,969 --> 00:18:19,973
Do you see how alive this pear is
compared to the other one?

386
00:18:20,557 --> 00:18:21,391
I actually do.

387
00:18:21,475 --> 00:18:23,435
Powerful work, young man.

388
00:18:23,519 --> 00:18:24,686
Thank you, Ms. Nuni.

389
00:18:25,395 --> 00:18:29,441
- Hey, don't you wanna know your grade?
- Oh yeah. Yes, of course.

390
00:18:29,525 --> 00:18:30,567
A-plus.

391
00:18:35,531 --> 00:18:38,325
Did you almost forget
to ask about your grade? Wow!

392
00:18:38,408 --> 00:18:42,371
- What did one night of drawing do to you?
- Yeah. I don't know. That was a first.

393
00:18:42,996 --> 00:18:45,916
You know, I do feel more relaxed today
after our tutoring sesh.

394
00:18:45,999 --> 00:18:48,919
- Art's sort of therapeutic, huh?
- Yeah. It can be.

395
00:18:49,711 --> 00:18:52,005
Especially if you're
kind of a repressed douche.

396
00:18:52,089 --> 00:18:54,633
Rude, and I'm not repressed anymore.

397
00:18:54,716 --> 00:18:57,928
Okay? That pear changed me.
I'm, like, artsy and emotional now.

398
00:18:58,011 --> 00:19:01,056
Oh, well, buckle up
because today we're drawing a spatula,

399
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:03,475
so you might want
to get your tissues ready.

400
00:19:03,559 --> 00:19:05,561
Yeah, 'cause spatulas are sad as shit.

401
00:19:09,106 --> 00:19:10,816
Devi, why'd you go quiet?

402
00:19:10,899 --> 00:19:15,195
Are you upset again that I won't leak
the names of my celebrity clients?

403
00:19:15,279 --> 00:19:16,113
I took an oath.

404
00:19:16,196 --> 00:19:18,824
I know. I saw Kiernan Shipka
leave your office last week,

405
00:19:19,408 --> 00:19:21,285
but no, it's not that.

406
00:19:21,368 --> 00:19:25,581
Okay. You said your boyfriend left
after seeing you with Paxton.

407
00:19:25,664 --> 00:19:28,500
Are you worried
he misunderstood what he saw?

408
00:19:28,584 --> 00:19:30,752
Yeah. I am.

409
00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:32,421
But I think I can fix that.

410
00:19:34,798 --> 00:19:36,925
My dad had this old tennis racket,

411
00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:38,886
and it was his favorite thing...

412
00:19:39,469 --> 00:19:42,764
...and I didn't remember it existed

413
00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:45,601
until a kid was messing around
with it yesterday.

414
00:19:45,684 --> 00:19:46,935
Let's unpack that.

415
00:19:47,769 --> 00:19:49,855
How did it make you feel
when you saw it again?

416
00:19:49,938 --> 00:19:51,940
I don't know. Bad.

417
00:19:52,608 --> 00:19:55,569
Like, I let myself get
so caught up having fun with Des,

418
00:19:55,652 --> 00:19:58,614
I forgot to be the sad girl
who lost her dad,

419
00:19:59,239 --> 00:20:03,202
and I didn't even notice his stuff
got tossed onto an old junk box.

420
00:20:04,161 --> 00:20:08,624
Devi, what I'm hearing is
that you've been happier lately

421
00:20:08,707 --> 00:20:11,960
and experiencing
less frequent waves of grief.

422
00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:15,631
That means you're healing
and getting to be a kid again.

423
00:20:16,506 --> 00:20:19,343
And that doesn't mean
you love your dad any less.

424
00:20:19,426 --> 00:20:22,888
It still feels messed up.
Like, somehow I'm dissing him.

425
00:20:22,971 --> 00:20:27,601
Well, it sounds like that racket
was pretty special to the both of you.

426
00:20:28,185 --> 00:20:30,687
Maybe you could find some way to honor it.

427
00:20:31,396 --> 00:20:33,774
When my Siamese passed, look,

428
00:20:33,857 --> 00:20:35,901
I took her collar
and had it dipped in gold

429
00:20:35,984 --> 00:20:38,403
so that I can wear it as a little bangle.

430
00:20:40,155 --> 00:20:42,324
Devi, did I lose you again?

431
00:20:42,407 --> 00:20:46,453
No, I'm just so shocked
to learn that you're a cat person.

432
00:20:47,037 --> 00:20:48,038
Like, wow!

433
00:20:48,121 --> 00:20:50,749
This changes everything.
Did you shop or adopt?

434
00:20:50,832 --> 00:20:52,334
No, you're not gonna tell me.

435
00:20:52,417 --> 00:20:55,087
I do feel better though, Doc. Thank you.

436
00:20:55,170 --> 00:20:56,213
You're welcome.

437
00:20:57,923 --> 00:21:01,093
<i>Devi realized her dad's treasure
didn't have to stay lost,</i>

438
00:21:01,176 --> 00:21:04,554
<i>and while she can't dip it in gold
like some bougie cat collar,</i>

439
00:21:05,138 --> 00:21:08,141
<i>she could hang it where she'd be able
to honor it every day.</i>

440
00:21:11,853 --> 00:21:15,607
<i>Yeah, no one thought a thumbtack
was the right way to hang that.</i>

441
00:21:19,987 --> 00:21:22,322
Oh, Devi, what are you doing here?

442
00:21:22,406 --> 00:21:24,992
Did your mom change her mind
about taking the probiotics?

443
00:21:25,075 --> 00:21:26,910
Thank God. She's not regular enough.

444
00:21:26,994 --> 00:21:29,329
I don't know about any of that.

445
00:21:29,413 --> 00:21:31,873
- I actually needed to talk to Des.
- Oh.

446
00:21:31,957 --> 00:21:35,669
Um, he accidentally took
my protractor home after our study sesh.

447
00:21:35,752 --> 00:21:39,089
Okay. Uh, Des, Devi's here to see you.

448
00:21:41,258 --> 00:21:44,094
- Hey.
- I'm gonna head to the store.

449
00:21:56,940 --> 00:21:59,943
I know it looked like you walked in
on me and Paxton doing something sus,

450
00:22:00,027 --> 00:22:01,945
but I swear we're just friends.

451
00:22:02,029 --> 00:22:04,698
He was cradling your face.
Friends don't cradle.

452
00:22:04,781 --> 00:22:06,742
He wasn't cradling my face.

453
00:22:06,825 --> 00:22:10,329
He was wiping the snot off my face,
which friends can do,

454
00:22:10,829 --> 00:22:12,831
but I promise you can trust me.

455
00:22:12,914 --> 00:22:17,044
No, I know. I was just feeling
kind of insecure the other night.

456
00:22:17,586 --> 00:22:18,420
Why?

457
00:22:19,671 --> 00:22:22,132
Because your ex is obviously
this handsome dude,

458
00:22:22,215 --> 00:22:24,176
and you're this super cool,
beautiful girl.

459
00:22:25,594 --> 00:22:27,554
- I'm sorry.
- What? What did I say?

460
00:22:27,637 --> 00:22:32,434
Nothing. It's just no one has
ever described me that way, like ever.

461
00:22:32,517 --> 00:22:34,186
How do people usually describe you?

462
00:22:35,812 --> 00:22:38,482
Des, I have to tell you something.

463
00:22:40,025 --> 00:22:41,151
I'm, like, a loser.

464
00:22:41,234 --> 00:22:44,363
Like, I am very unpopular at my school,

465
00:22:45,030 --> 00:22:47,032
so you have nothing to worry about.

466
00:22:47,532 --> 00:22:50,243
I'm surprised me being on debate
didn't give that away.

467
00:22:50,327 --> 00:22:52,996
Well, the debate team
is the cool clique at my school.

468
00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:54,539
- Hmm.
- We bully the jocks.

469
00:22:54,623 --> 00:22:56,208
I did notice that you guys

470
00:22:56,291 --> 00:22:59,294
had uncharacteristically attractive people
on your debate team.

471
00:22:59,378 --> 00:23:01,880
But anyway, you're with a dork.

472
00:23:01,963 --> 00:23:03,673
No, I'm not.

473
00:23:03,757 --> 00:23:06,009
But I stand by my initial analysis.

474
00:23:06,510 --> 00:23:08,553
You're amazing.

475
00:23:09,930 --> 00:23:10,930
And you're hot.

476
00:23:12,015 --> 00:23:13,015
Well...

477
00:23:13,975 --> 00:23:17,437
Thank you. I also think you're hot.

478
00:23:18,021 --> 00:23:19,147
Thank you.

479
00:23:21,525 --> 00:23:26,196
<i>♪ That your mind's on hold
And your heart's behind the wheel ♪</i>

480
00:23:29,074 --> 00:23:31,993
<i>♪ I'm so caught up with you ♪</i>

481
00:23:32,077 --> 00:23:35,330
<i>♪ Slow love, in solitude ♪</i>

482
00:23:35,414 --> 00:23:38,500
<i>♪ Don't eat and we drink too much ♪</i>

483
00:23:38,583 --> 00:23:40,502
<i>♪ Four walls and that one room love... ♪</i>

484
00:23:40,585 --> 00:23:42,796
Des, honey,
do you know where my credit card...

485
00:23:42,879 --> 00:23:45,549
<i>No need
to hang this moment on the wall</i>

486
00:23:45,632 --> 00:23:49,052
<i>because it will be seared
into Devi's memory forever.</i>

487
00:23:49,136 --> 00:23:50,971
<i>♪ Don't talk and we keep the door shut ♪</i>

488
00:23:51,596 --> 00:23:54,516
<i>♪ I'm so caught up with you ♪</i>

489
00:23:54,599 --> 00:23:57,436
<i>♪ Slow love, in solitude ♪</i>

490
00:23:57,936 --> 00:24:01,064
<i>♪ Don't eat and we drink too much ♪</i>

491
00:24:01,148 --> 00:24:03,733
<i>♪ Four walls and that one room love ♪</i>

492
00:24:04,317 --> 00:24:07,279
<i>♪ We'll drift away again, you give me ♪</i>

493
00:24:07,362 --> 00:24:10,407
<i>♪ Something to numb the pain, we ♪</i>

494
00:24:10,490 --> 00:24:13,410
<i>♪ Don't talk and we keep the door shut ♪</i>

495
00:24:13,910 --> 00:24:16,705
<i>♪ We're together just a little too much ♪</i>

496
00:24:26,673 --> 00:24:29,468
<i>♪ We're together just a little too much ♪</i>


